The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 169 - The Past Times with Corey Ryan Forrester

Episode Date: April 11, 2026

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian Corey Ryan Forrester SOURCESTOUR DATESOFFICIAL MERCHMint Mobile See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Garrett the Delap was also brought to you by Square. Oh, buddy boy. Square space, all in one website platform. It's going to help you stand out and succeed online. It's a matter if you just start now, if you're trying to scale up your business, whatever you're doing, Squarespace gives you everything you need. Claim your domain, showcase your offerings with a personal, professional website or a professional website. By the way, go your brand. Get paid.

Every time I've claimed a domain, I do say it like I've just taken over a palace in the 1400s. So I'll be like, this domain is mine. Yeah, I don't know if that's a thing that actually works. I would say once you get one through Squarespace, they make it easy. But then when you get it, you could do stuff like that. I don't think what I'm saying is unhelpful. I think it is.

Squarespace gives you everything you need to offer services and get paid right in the same place. From consultants to events and experiences, showcase shopping. You're smiling a little bit because you know what I said is kind of helpful. Customizable website designed to attract clients and grow your business. I'm not. I'm not. I'm smiling. And then like if someone claims mine, I go, hey, I've taken mine.

Oh, me. Get paid on time with professional on brand invoices and online payments. Don't forget SEO tools. Don't make me do it. Don't make me do it. We have all over websites with Squarespace. Every website. I just started a website for my movie.

Guess what I did it through, Dave? Squarespace. There you go. All you're going to use. We have, you go to dollpodcast.com right now and go to our tour page. You can see our tour of the East Coast in March. Go to the merch site. It's no longer available, but it was.

We were able to shut it down easily. Squarespace makes that easy for you. Yeah, if you have a guy that's not putting out merch, then you've got to take down the merch page. It's an issue for the merch page. That's a user issue. Yeah. So check out Squarespace.com slash doll for a free trial.

And when you're ready to launch, use offer code dollup to save 10% off your first purchase. of a website or domain. That's Squarespace.com slash dollop for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use offer code dollop to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. As domain is mine. Well, you're the guy with the fart file.

You know, yeah. And you remember last time I told you guys that the fart files were missing? And then I was like, yes, they were in the Epstein files. I got caught farting on, which, you know, I told everybody there. I was like, I fart on 18 and up. That's my game.

But you get there, you don't ask questions. You can't tell who they sneak behind you. You know what I'm saying? You know, if you're in an R-rated movie, you assume everybody there is allowed to see the movie. You know what I'm saying? You just assume. But no, I genuinely, I thought I was just high.

I have lost the fart files, but fret not fellas. I'm working on new ones matter of fact I think I sent you all the first batch but I'm not releasing until I'm I'm this is going to be more of a concept fart album so I'm not releasing

a single because it wouldn't make sense with your thing you know what I'm you had me worried and you say you're not releasing I thought you meant you were just holding your fart yeah but you're talking about the actual the files I do that often you know like how you remember when you were a kid and like the best fart and by best

farts I mean the most powerful farts were always after you'd like left your first date or you got out of church or a funeral because you were nervous and you'd been holding it. My friend Steve Berg calls it Shackers Gas. That's tremendous. I'll name the track that. Shackers Gas. So that's one of the things I'm trying to capture is like the different farts.

Like and then I was thinking about like, dude, cards of humanity so simple. Why not? Farts of humanity. And so you press a button, you hear a fart and the person that the game is people have to guess what produced that fart. Is that a grief fart? Is that a taco fart? Or is it mostly air?

Grief fart's a thing. I think he's trying to say gravy. No, no, a grief fart where you're sad and you're anxious and it creates a specific kind of fart. Remember the farting security guy? Welcome to the past times. It's a podcast. Someone's doing it.

And it's us. Our guest has never done one. you know we do here each week we go through a newspaper from a random date in history picked out by none other than Dave Anthony I Gareth Reynolds have never seen it and neither has this week's guest the great Corey Ryan Forrester How to do everybody. Hey not to one of the main, you're one of the guys Corey. I mean you know people are going to see this and we're going to hear and people are going

to be like oh fuck yeah that's going to be one of those. That makes me so happy per Reddit uh it uh it. seems because it's very weird. Like I've followed the dollop Reddit for years before we became friends. And then of course years before I came on the show. So it's odd to be scrolling through Reddit and then see yourself out of context. Right. Like I'll see.

And I'm like, whoa, whoa, I didn't post it, whatever. And it's usually people on the dollup Reddit wondering they're like, hey, it's been a while since Corey's been on. And the last time he was on, we think he may have committed. vehicular manslaughter of some kind. Is he in prison? And I'm not. It says a lot about the heat

you bring that the vehicular manslaughter I completely forgotten about. Yep. Well, that I mean, I don't. Farrs Bueller, baby. Yeah, you really, you pack it in. Fairst Bueller. I got that

Broderick charm. Fartis Bueller. Corey, what's going on? You're in a new little, you normally are in what I would call. a teenager's attic. But now you seem to have stepped it up. Is it the same room with the background?

Is it still around you? Are there still what you call raccoons or future meat? Actually, it's really funny you say that. I am in generally a way more redneck area. It's just that video. But yeah, so I'm at my sister's house where looking out my window, I can see the pigs, I can see the chickens,

and I can see other things that I can't say. Well, no, they will, first off, I don't know because I don't think they have to wear their robes if it's just them hanging out together. You know what I mean? They don't do it after Labor Day. Yeah, I know that one. It's tough for them.

No, my studio is at my sister's house, mainly because I lost internet one day, had to come over here, and then I realized, oh, it's easier to work when you're, you know, and this could be a husband. A husband would do this too if the woman worked at home. This is what we call the business getting ahead of something. Yeah, it's a lot easier to work when some stupid bitch

ain't screaming at you all day. Listen, I'm just, hey, I'm just, hey, I'm going to remain a fan favorite or do you want to call your wife the B word, my guy? No, but I said it could have been a man too. So what? Will you at least walk through the version of what that would sound like if you were, if it was your husband? So we can at least counter what you just said? So if I'm a woman working and the husband's being annoying?

Yeah, or your man and your husband's being annoying either one. I'll be both. Okay. So I'm the woman working. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Hey, honey, excuse me, I need you down here for a second. Hey, I'm sorry, darling, but, you know, as I've told you, um, even though I'm home, I'm not really home. I'm actually working, okay?

Oh, yeah? Well, if this was the 40s, I'd come up there and take you over my knee, lady. What do you think about? No, excuse me. Sorry, to be clear, the roles remained the same. I'm a little actually concerned that he thinks in the 40s women were being spanked. Yeah, but that's what I mean. They were.

Because it seems like this, it seems like you just started like a porno. Isn't this in history? You didn't know women were being spanked? This is a great side podcast. First off, first off, art reflects, art reflects society, and then society then in turn reflects art. So it's sort of like a circular thing, such as the American dream. And by the way, I'm about to say a word here that I don't mean negatively, but with my accent,

it's going to sound that way. The American dream, as we know it, the two-story house with the white picket fence was actually dreamed up by Jewish Hollywood producers. I mean this and I don't mean it in a bad way, right? When a lot of the producers in Hollywood who were Jews that fled Europe, right, they come over here and they take a gamble on this thing called the Nickelodeon, right? Oh, it's the cat's pajamas. Well, they were just putting on screen the things that they want their vision for America, like what they dreamed of and what they were escaping. and thus that became the model for how we actually live. Hollywood dictated that. Now, reversely, back in those days, in many films, you would see a, and this is not in a comedy, a movie where when a woman back talked to man, he would put her over her knee and spank her, right?

Ricky Ricardo did it to Lucy as a form of punishment, and it was seen as like, yes, sometimes you have to slap a woman, or you to spank a woman because they're children. So you sit here and you tell me that this never happened, and I'm telling you that you just don't know the history of television, you fucking idiot. All right. Let's, let's, let's officially start. Put it in my place. Yeah, you just put you over his knee and spanked you.

Sure did. Corey, you know what we're going to do. We're going to guess what year of those papers from. No context. You get to guess. I would say that I always lose, but I don't know. you've been pretty lippy towards Dave. I have a shot today.

So what year? What year? Give us a year. That's the thing about winning and losing, though, is it's objective. It doesn't matter how Dave feels about me. If I'm right, you know, I'm going to be right. That's right. Don't see that's right.

He's such a weirdo. He's right. Oh, good Lord. Right. He's right. I'm going to say this is from 19 and 44. I like that guess. I'm going to, I'll go 18.

88. You're wrong. It's 1950. Oh, real good. Didn't go over either, baby. Champion once again, suck it, you motherfucker. You've really come into the house of this podcast. They've been quite aggressive towards each of the host.

That's how you do it, though. Eli came into New England and beat Brady's ass too. What do you want to do? Yeah, two times. Two times. All right. Well, let's just start. What is the paper?

from the old... Well, it's the Atlanta... Dixie Klansman. His old employer. Oh, God. That is my old employer. What happened there, Corey? Well, you know, I wish I had a funny story, but they let me go two days after I renewed my contract.

So, like, I genuinely don't know. Like, I don't know. What happened? They turned and wrote... He signed the contract and they turned in and some guy was like, no! No! Yeah. This guy is in the fart fire.

He told you. you not to do this? In attempt to get my job back, I emailed them. Is it because I'm a gay black and they haven't returned my emails? So I don't know. Just. That's fair. This is going to get a lot of letters.

You like seeing yourself on Reddit, you said? All right. Let's party, Dave. Did you see what Fluffy said? No. Yes, he did something. Oh, no. Fluffy got a star on the Hollywood Boulevard and someone,

someone or just he brought up Saudi Arabia and he said that uh an amazing call he said he didn't care because uh he he he took the money to buy a house okay oh reaad okay oh it was a house never mind that's fine man oh you you used it for something you wanted we didn't think you'd do that that's i'm sorry i didn't realize it was a charity for you but he makes it sound like he didn't have a house yeah he has like six houses he doesn't What this house is he has a warehouse attached to it so he can keep his Volkswagen VW bus collection at the correct temperature. Let's do this before we start very quickly. I got another fluffy thing.

There's no way I'm going to fit it in. So go ahead, go ahead. Well, we can start shooting arrows across the bow at Fluffy. Here's what I call stories that sound like the same. up to an old man racist joke, but actually aren't because they just happen. Ian Fluffy used to have the same management. And one day I was sitting on the couch and he walked in holding, I swear to God, in his arms for Chihuahuas.

What? Holding for Chihuahuas. That's a Taco Bell item. Why would you? Why? Yes. You can get the crunchy ones or better. I'm a soft-shelled Chihuahua.

why? Why is a good question. Giving them away? Like what? No, they were just they're his person. They were his personal chihuahuas and he brings him there and I guess he doesn't put him on leashes. He lets him run around. I love the way that Corey says Chihuahua. That's pretty great. He really hits the Wawa. Say it again. Hold on. You say it first. I want to. Chihuahua. You say it that. Chihuahua. You hit it's because you

you, it's kind of going to, it's going to corrupt how I say it because you're Chihuahua. This is what I would say, Chihuahua. That's what I just said. Yeah, but yours is wrong. It's a little bit different. We're upset at years. One time I was on a shuttle in Vegas and it was packed and a Mexican guy got on and he just looked at all the people and he went, I, Chihuahua. That is a great one of the best moments.

That's what I said before I threw Lucy over my knee for a spanking. All right. Let's start it. That's what I would say if I was a chihuahua and explaining myself to an alien. So Fluffy's on the board. We can take swipes of Fluffy from now on because that's insane. People don't know and then we'll start. People don't know how much they have to pay for these Hollywood stars.

It's a shitload of money. Oh, it was $10,000 like 15 years. Yeah, it's like 50, 60 now. So anyone is getting that. They always say like, I can't believe someone's just now getting theirs. I'm like, yeah, that's because they just now decided to get theirs. Yeah. They usually do it when they're old and retired or when their career needs a little bit of a poop.

Exactly. Yeah. And that's why you pay for it. It's a PR stunt, which, by the way, I got no problem with, but like, you know. And more people need to shit on the Trump one. Yeah. Are people pooping on it? Oh, yeah. There's poop.

There's been a lot of poop on it. Someone destroyed it last week again. Yeah. It gets destroyed a lot too. Yeah. I'm going to drone some poop over it. And this is separate from the other poop of your vile city? excuse me

wow why don't you go out and roll with the pigs you little animal go ahead I know dude everybody that talks about there's just there's shit everywhere in California

it's like we're I step in horse shit every single day of my life but let's be honest there's it there the human stepping in human shit is worse I've done both

it's so much worse stepping in human shit is a terrible moment listen I was trying to walk it back it is insanely worse it's real bad It's demoralizing. It's a day killer. When the heat hits it.

Yes. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's nice. Chihuahua. The Atlanta Constitution Tuesday morning, February 7th, 1950. By the way, fun fact, this is when it's called the Atlanta Constitution, not the Atlanta Journal Constitution because there was the Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.

One was very pro-democrat. One was very pro- Republican. And then I believe in the 60s. Centrism. they came together. So to make it balanced. Yeah, which is important. And it's gone well.

All right. Yeah, it's gone great. Yeah. Yeah, they fired me. We're about to. Fulton chief Ellis hunting trip was spoiled. He lost his dogs. Oh.

It's terrible. The police chief, Neil Ellis has gone a hunting. And it literally says a hunting. Yeah. But for a different quarry than he planned, the chief had started for South Georgia to hunt birds, but his. Two dogs got away from him on Flat Shoals Avenue. They were last seen at Ormwood and Moorland Avenues.

Wait, if your dogs like you. Yeah, it's really me. Because sometimes there's avenues out in the middle of, like in the country, there can be. That's true. Sure. They have streets. But Austin Powers hunted birds on the streets all the time. Hey.

Go ahead. But I got to say, if your dogs like you, they come back to you. They do. it is interesting well i think for anyone who's upset by the fact that they ran away we should point out those dogs are dead either way yeah yeah and and let's also understand that he's not upset that he lost dogs he's upset that he lost tools he lost birds is what there was a bird impact yeah yeah i i didn't realize i never thought about this until recently but when i was growing up a guy across the street from me was a hunter and he had two hunting dogs and uh

He always kept them in kennel and crates on the side of his house. They were never inside. That shit drives me fucking crazy. Dude, it's, I knew these people. The people that I knew these were relatives of them. That's what he does with the Chihuahua. Chihuahua. They,

these were, funnily enough, these were Chihuahuas too. These people I know, they used to, they just had a separate place away from their house, this big kennel where they just kept all these dogs and then once

a day they would go feed them and then leave and I was like, you breathe them, selling them, whatever. And I was like, they're like, no, they're just our dogs and I'm like, but you don't you don't want, like, you don't like you have them in a whole set of place. Then you also, then you also go, well, okay, the alternative is they're in a fucking pound, which is which is what they're in those. Yeah, I know. That's what I mean.

But maybe if they're in a kill shelter, it's like, is it a lie? I've gone down that path many times. I don't think any thought was put in. I think the kids wanted dogs and the parents were like all right but you know you're going to have to fucking you're going to have to infiltrate you're going to go out there once a day and pour food on the ground

and that's pretty much where it ends. Yeah and I was like I don't think you like dogs. I think you like dogs. I think you just think that you have to have dogs. Now you do that with kids. I'm listening. Go ahead. Are that? Am I the only one who thinks dogs should be imprisoned in your backyard? No, I

might go ahead with the paper. They are cops. Okay. Let's all Let's all slow down. One is... ACAD. One is a black and white setter with Nelly stamped on her collar and the other, a liver and white pointer with the name Spot on his collar. By the way, this, I know we're a while ago, but just putting the dog's name on there

isn't really helpful information. No. I mean, they print the address of everyone in the newspaper. Why not throw your fucking address on there? Yeah. Just be like, oh, cool. I know this dog's name. That's it.

Yeah. Spot. Yeah. Every dog in the world in the 1940s comes and runs. Every one of them was named Spot. Spot. Well, it was legally you had to name your first dog spot. Yeah.

Because it had a spot. The first guy who did that was like, I'm on account of the spot. Yeah. And if you go to, if you're a Pentecostal church, you have to kill your firstborn dog after you get baptized.

What just happened? It's some Southern Whispers of shit. Put a fart noise in there. It's called the fart punch. Pistol gamble proves fatal to professor. Now that's a headline. This is a New Jersey story. A 25-year-old Princeton professor put a pistol to his head and killed himself Saturday night

in what authorities listed as a game of Russian roulette. All right. Let's talk about it. Why aren't we playing Russian roulette more? I mean, look around us. It's time to gamble on. this low stakes existence. Shouldn't that be a fraternity thing?

Completely agree. It should be a political thing. Yes. Anytime there's a runoff, it's Russian roulette. What if you got elected to Congress, we elect, we elect twice as many, and then they have to put Russian roulette?

I like that. I got another pitch. If you win the, you win the electoral college, you're the president, just because we live in the era of God is anointing these people. We put the ultimate test. You put a revolver at the swearing in all that whole day. You do the whole thing. But it ends with one round of Russian roulette. Yes. Because, you know,

maybe. And since this is the government we're talking about, I'd like to propose an amendment to that. It's Russian roulette, but it's a double barrel shotgun loaded to the hilt. That's good, too. That's also a pretty good. Yeah, that's a different version. That's like if roulette had one number. A sod off shotgun. I'll put it on seven green again. And you know what politicians love?

A sure thing. You know what I mean? Well, it also begs the question. What do they call roulette in Russia? Go ahead. How about Russian? Whichever one live, get the potato game. Yeah.

But it has to be confusing if you want to play actual roulette. Right. I would just like to Should I do it in a Seinfeld voice? I just want to pause a moment. What do they call Russian roulette in Russia? Is that just roulette? I think they call that.

Or do they put a gun down and you end up blowing your brains? I think they call it a seven, a guy, a 40-year-old guy who's fucked 17-year-olds. Is that what they call it? I think you call him a hebeophile. That term being in our culture now is a sign of some disturbance. It's bad. Somebody had a great joke.

I can't remember who it is. He's like, he's like, look, I don't want to get into the weeds on this thing, but technically, you know,

this dude is not a pedophile. He's a hebeophile. But you know what, you know what you sound like? If you say that, a fucking pedophile. I think that was John Marco, Sarasi.

Yeah, it was. It was GMR. Yeah. He got me so good. So it's really funny. Gareth. Dave.

This podcast, the past times is brought to you by Mint Mobile. Oh, you did it. The tasty phone. I don't know about you, Gareth, but I like keeping my money where I can see it, where I have it, where it's mine. But here's the thing. Big wireless is coming for you.

Big wireless wants your money. They want all your money and they want you out on the street with no pants on. So after all these years of paying a crazy amount of money for wireless, I finally was done, couldn't take it anymore. The high bills, the terrible fees, the perks that actually cost more money in the long run, they're out

because I switched to Mitt Mobile. Yep. And it is the tastiest, sweetest. I don't think you should be saying that it has a taste to it because some of us have licked our phones and it's... It's by far my favorite

because it saves me tons of money. The service is no different from the big... People just think, well, it's a big, it's, yeah, it's all the same stuff. Same towers. Like, well, it can't be because I don't pay as much. It is. It works the same. Same towers.

Don't make me say it a fifth time. You just throwing money away if you don't use mint. But your phone does not change taste. Mint Mobile is here to rescue with premium wireless plans starting at $15 a month. All plans come with high speed data and unlimited talk and text delivered on the nation's largest 5G network. Now, give that a lick, G, G, Gareth. I'll lick the phone one more time. But this so far has been really.

I swear. I swear. It's where are you looking again? Because I've been looking front, back, bottom tops. Is there a spot that I'm not? Oh, it's the screen. I've done the screen. I've done the screen. Oh, no, do the screen.

Trust me. Because they just did an update. They just did an update. Just, they just did one. Okay. It's ready to go. Now, it's just, it's bad. Give in another link.

I'll get a couple more. You've finished the copy, but I'll look at a little bit more. It definitely not meant. That's definitely not meant. Maybe it's, maybe it's, maybe it's, your tongue. Ditch overpriced wireless and get three. God, I've got a bad tongue. Get three months of premium wireless service for MintMobile for 15 bucks a month. If you like your money, Mintmobiles for you, shop plans at mintmobile.com slash pastimes. That's

mintmobile.com slash pastimes. Up front payment of $45 for a three month, five gigabyte plan required, equivalent to $15 a month. New customer offer for first three months only, then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees. extra C-Mint Mobile for details. Don't lick the phone. Well, that was just you. That's a special thing for you. That's for guys who work in the industry.

I tasted it. Okay. Please said friends of Dr. Allison Williams Bunkley told of watching him pull the trigger twice, but nothing happened. Twice? Oh. That's not Russian roulette. Yeah, that's a suicide.

That's exactly. He took his own life and he just was like, I'd like some people to have, I'd like to shock some people. Yeah, well, yeah, where he's, or you go, it's like, I want to kill myself, but if it doesn't work out, then I look like a badass and I might could go on living. It's a win-win. It is a good way to go out. Yeah. He refused to quit, they said, and laughingly announced. Remember, professor, there is a bullet in there. And now for my fourth attempt. And laughingly announced he'd do it just once. more. I'll do it once more just to test the faiths. Now that it's

50-50. Cucumber sandwiches with the crust got off. That attempt sent a 32 caliber bullet into his right temple. He died at Princeton Hospital. From what? Big old lipstick. Wow. Vaxed?

Probably Actually, he probably was Vax because in the 40s they were pretty, that was a popular thing to you know and everyone wanted to do it it made you cool well i don't know though but have you seen rfk working out in jeans that's pretty good too i have and let me tell you the that's everybody keeps talking about the dumbest things about they're like all he wants to do is show that he's tough and we want to see it's it's the genes that we need to be focusing on it's the genes are a major

problem dude i see i see people on the golf course the old men on the golf course the old men on the golf course sometimes in jeans. And it doesn't make me mad in the sense of like the dignity of the game. You must wear khakis. I don't care if you're naked. It's that jeans are the dumbest choice to wear when doing anything aside from being out on Friday at a pub quiz. Yeah, right.

Yeah. That's it. Like, what are you doing here? Jeans. Well, didn't he come out and say why he wears jeans? Did we read something about that? It's convenient. So he doesn't, he doesn't want to change out of,

By the way, that is so crazy to imagine a grown man working out in the least breathable fabric and then keeping it on. I mean, that taint zone must be real bad. Dude, it probably smells like Corey's phone. He's got a rare condition that I coined a long time ago called Pickle Diclia. It's on Urban Dictionary. You can look it up. Pickle Diclia. It's the souring of the penis when you work out and don't take a shower.

our pickle dicklia it's on there you can buy a coffee mug David a toilet just went mm-hmm mickle dicklea like he was like jotting it down is like no it's interesting why don't it's a word like I can't find it but I feel like I feel like early on he was in shorts at one point and everyone made fun of him for his little tiny legs well but now it's like how Stephen Miller became a Nazi this is the problem really it's not just that these guys are evil it's that all of them are so insecure

like he has is like somebody made fun of me from my shorts on more wear jeans it's like that oh do a dumber thing that's a good call and then kid rock has to like i wasn't lip syncing i matter of fact i flew my DJ down from Detroit just to hang out just just shut the fuck up like why are you so insecure you take the L take the L yeah but it's not even like bro like how much money before you just go away like I can't I'm having I have to do this podcast today do you know how much I wish I didn't now I would still hang out with you guys if you don't want to me if I had a bunch of money I'd be flying out there and hanging out with you but what I'm saying is like like it's just the way phrased it is yeah no that was a little bit rough and I apologize I'll walk it back I'm just

saying like it doesn't having a hundred million dollars mean not having to care if somebody on Twitter thinks that you're lip syncing yes go fuck off leave off Dave just show me a picture of RFK with Jokovic and he's wearing shorts and his legs are a little wiry. Yeah, well, I think at that age, don't discount seeing the two like patriarchs of your existence get shot in the head in all this too. I think. Hilarious. I think that at some age, you know, I think you, when you take all the testosterone and stuff, he does the fucking gears, they call it. I think it's easy to build the muscle.

Yeah. Like it's hard when you get older to keep your legs. You should not look like that. Most, yeah. Dude, if you're that old, like doing the leg workouts you need to get big legs will hurt your knees. And I'm not making fun of him. Like it hurts my knees and I'm not even that old. Well, you're not.

I wouldn't call you like a good example of any sort of physical. Just go ahead. I can hold my breath for two minutes and 50 seconds. Weird counter. Keep going. What is that even? Who? Okay.

Dr. Bunkley was the son of retired rear Admiral Joel Bunkley of New York City. His grandfather was the late Senator John Sharp of Williams. So he's a, he's connected. He's never on time for meetings. I have a feeling Admiral's sons are probably pretty fucked up. Yeah, sure. Famous one, lead singer of the doors, Jim Morrison. His father was an Admiral Morrison.

Tony, how's your son? I'd rather not talk about Jim. Family shame. He started one of those rock groups. He's a vampire. He took acid. He thinks he's the chosen one. Matter of fact, he's on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Got a big bush in his pants. It's disgusting. Riders on the storm. I was in Burma. I was riding in Burma in the Ball War. The young professor had earned considerable renowned as an expert on Argentine, the Argentine.

Sure. Be an expert in Argentina in the 40s, that's suspect. The Argentine, which is not the same as Argentina. Oh, do you mean the people of Argentina, the Argentine? The Argentine. I don't know.

Is it in a sentence? I mean, I know that you just did. They talked about the Argentine. He was stuck with the Argentine. disagreed and disagree. In Argentina, he was in his adolescence, a.k.a. an Argentine. The Argentine is an older, now largely outdated term

historically used in English to refer to Argentina. Oh, suck my deal. Oh, my God. No, no. You don't get to bring your sound effects. Two things. First of all, first of all, no sound effects. Second of all, what took so long?

You don't get to bring your fucking side effects to our podcast. That is not how we do this. I actually think he is a lot to do that. I didn't do it the first time I bested Dave, but I thought there wouldn't be a third. So I thought that I better bring it out now. I know there's not going to be a third. Well, we shall see. Watch your ass, pal. I'm a little tired. So bend over his knee, Lucy, because you got a lot of explaining to do. What do you do? I don't know. I'm lost in the tossed. I don't know. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm ride both sides of this fence. He had published the Argentine newsletter based on information which he had said was obtained

from underground sources opposed to the Perone administration. When he became assistant professor in the Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs, his friend said he told of carrying a gun because of possible attacks on him by the enemies. He's worried about an outside force getting him. Well, from the Argentine. They're coming for him. This is a NEPO baby with grandiose.

This is how Baron Trump goes. Yeah. Nepo war babies are terrifying. Very special breed. Shouldn't Baron Trump have to join the military now? Yeah. Dude, you know, we can get there just by stepping over the ocean. We've talked about, I know us have, we three have talked about this, maybe off mic or whatever, but like us have talked about it.

Yeah. Us have talked. Shut the fuck up. You can't. You know what? No. Hit the sound for Dave. Hit the sound for Dave.

All right. Hold on. Not as good. We have talked about this before, but like, dude, every single elitist class, throughout history, have been terrible. Yes. But at least, but at least they would go fight in their own wars that they started. Like it was no, like the king would go out there,

all the night to the landed gentry. They would like say what you will, but they weren't just sent. the sooth-faced boys to go fight. So yeah, I think if Trump wants to do this thing right and truly be like we're fucking Baron has to go. And that sucks for Baron because, you know, he's innocent and all this. I also think he can fight.

I also think that if Trump is this chosen holy warrior, let's make him go. Let's see him out there. He looks great right now. He's really looking good. His skin is finally turning into full sludge, which is, The very important phase.

Yeah, he looks like you threw biscuit dough at an old cigarette wall right now is what he looks like. It's very. There's a lot going on there. There's a lot of like, there's a region of our listeners right now. They're like, perfect. It's the most southern phrase I think that's ever been uttered. Yeah.

Well, look, my aunt couldn't afford to get yellow paint like all you, you know, elitist coasters. So she just sat in hotboxed in a room for 10 months. She just used French as mustard and her lung sauce. She just, she just, you know, Virginia slimmed it up in the same room for 10 months, got that yellow tent she wanted. And then remember, hole in the throat blew people for toy cars. I want to cry and also. Just hit the button real quick.

Just put the button real quick. Yeah. The palate. Sad one. All right, this is our strangest episode officially. Why believe Bible? Why believe Bible? That is a Trump quote.

Why believe Bible? I love an op-ed where you're like, you left a word out. Why believe Bible? Why believe Bible? I believe the Bible from cover to covers. said a Georgia man named Corey. But I have never read it, he continued. That would fly today.

Yeah. That would fly today. Yeah. Of course. That is a Trump quote. Yeah. I love it. I've never read it.

I don't know what it is. We have in Georgia about three million people who say they believe the Bible, more than one half of whom have never read the book. Just why do you believe? the Bible, suppose I were an atheist and you wanted to give me one overwhelming proof that the Bible is the word of God, just what one argument would you give that would convert me from atheism? What is his ideology? Just what one argument will you give that would convert me from atheism?

Oh, I see. Right. So he is a Christian, but he's wondering why atheism is. I think so. is how do you get there? Yeah, right. He hasn't read the Bible. I think it's called.

I mean, faith. Now, for the record, to defend this guy, I've never read Stephen Tyler's biography, but I believe that he fucked a 14-year-old, you know, I believe, I believe all the stuff. Not another example you could have used. I haven't read, I haven't read the Sex Pistols book, but I know Johnny Rotten did coke. Are you going to be involved in the entire trial? So what's that day? Are you going to be a witness in the Stephen Tyler trial?

No, I don't like to witness things like that. That seems like it would harsh my buzz, but I, glad you're the victim. They always, they always use like, well, yeah, I mean, how are you an atheist? Like, look at the sky or how are you an atheist, look at a baby. And it's like, what is that? So what is that happening? If my mentality is that we all came from a burst of action. Adams, then I go, and that's, and so is the baby.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like also, I'll say, though, but how can you not believe in God? You've seen a baby? I'm like, have you seen a gar fish? Okay. So same guy or there's not a guy. And I'm betting on there's not a guy.

I mean, I was lost a while. You don't know what a gar is? It's as close. The gators of the pond. No, I don't know about a pond. Gator. I really I got I honestly a show that I would watch would be

Corey taking Dave through the South on a tour. We could I was watching the trip last night the Coogan film and I actually thought I was like there's no way to do it without just blatantly ripping off the film but like yeah a then Dave would be the perfect guy for me to take

on like a book tour through the South that would be amazing. A amount of times or he'd be like Corey please come on you've got the button from your studio. You can smitten this cow's butt too. Yeah, all that stuff. All right. I'd say we've got two more articles in us with this base.

Do you have a clear, intelligent, convincing reason for faith in the Bible as the divine? Holy Spirit inspired eternal word of God. Or do you believe the Bible because your grandpa believed it? Remember now the atheists are shrewd, well equipped with arguments that are clear as mud. This guy is really back. He's really made it difficult to know what's going on in his head. He has.

What one clear, intelligent reason for Bible belief can you give that is able to annihilate the atheistic philosophy? We have in Georgia 159 counties to get, do you really? That's a lot of fucking counties for such a small. And I live in the biggest one. Do you really? I know the name of it.

Walker County, biggest county. Never mind. I just know your city. Yeah. Chickamauga. Oh yeah, Chickamauga, tiny town, big county. Did you go to the University of Georgia? No, I didn't go to you. I mean, I was there.

Why are you allowed to root for them? I mean, I was there is a great answer to. I was there a lot. You know why? The same reason people believe in the Bible, because my papal did. And really, and you know what's funny? My papal actually was a Tennessee fan from birth, but then the Tennessee fuck Johnny Majors over.

my papal took all his Tennessee shit out in the yard, burned it, looked at my dad and said, we're bulldogs now. And my dad was like, all right, I guess we fucking are. And so I was then born. And so like a Phoenix rising through the ashes, I'm now a Georgia fan because of all that. And he loved. You're the Phoenix rising through the ashes becoming a Georgia fan? Yes, exactly.

And he hated and he loved George even more because at that time, Georgia's biggest rival was Auburn and my papal was a contractor and he said that every single prick architect he knew went to Auburn so fuck them go dogs. Is there any story that you tell that isn't the most southern story of all time? Not to you. This is in the preview for the show. Yeah, I mean, not to you, but like if me and my buddies were sitting here talking, nobody would even, it'd be like, yeah, at some point I would be like, I don't like when you say peepaw. No, I don't mean to be a buzzkill.

How many cars do you have broken down cars do you have on your lawn? Actually, you know what? None. I don't actually. I'll have you know that I have two paid off cars at my house. Ain't got no banknote. They don't know no, no, no, no, nothing for me. I ain't going to have to slap nothing on the tablehead and get it back with my next

check. Okay. All right. All right. Let's all, it got heated. Let's cool down. And let's just cleanse the palate, Dave. To get a cross-section thought as to this, I would like to have 159 letters, one from each county, giving the one convincing reason for Bible faith.

We're looking for our most prolific atheist. I thought there was only 26 letters. They're looking for the most convincing Bible. Oh, okay. The invitation to write is open to all. Your name will not be used, but I do want to hear from you. Write me at 1061. I think I'd like to do an impersonate.

person visit. Atlanta. Thanks a million. Yeah. Wow. What a weird. That's crazy how early that is in the paper, too. They never leave you any room for argument, too, because they'll be like, see, it says right here in the book.

And it's like, right, but I believe the book is made up. So it doesn't, it doesn't matter. Yeah. You write a book. I can write a book. Yeah. The evidence is, there is that flaw in the argument. But also, it seems like a sticking point.

We can't really get through where you're like. I've said, I've said this, those type of people, evangelicals and now right wing, they're really good at putting a line in the sand down that prevents them from being argued with and used to whenever I would question religion or like, well, why would God do this or why would God do this? This doesn't make sense. They could always fall back on the Lord works in mysterious ways. And you cannot argue from past that because any argument you give, they go, the Lord works in mysterious ways. And now that is just fake news.

Like that now anytime you say anything, it's fake news. And that's their thing. They always have this one phrase, this one logical fallacy that you just can't communicate with them. So again, what I'm saying is midterms, double barrel shotgun, let three of them run. This is your point? No, I don't think that. I think Bud Dwyer Day. Do it on Bud Dwyer Day, a national hero.

Yeah, it's on Bud Dwyer Day. when I was in college I was a geology major and how'd that work I switched majors and I was walking through campus and a guy in one of my classes a fellow geology major hands me a Bible study whatever thing and I was just like I read it and I'm just like what I go what are you doing and he goes well do Bible study and I said well what do you believe and then he tells me creation of earth and I was just like, we're geology majors. And he goes, I go, what about the dinosaurs? And he goes, well, they, they just put them there to try to trick us. Yeah, the devil. But it's only 6,000 years old.

And so if you can extrapolate from that, fake news makes total sense. Because they're literally saying, well, the earth is fake news. It's good to be, I think having a, like, personal edict is, if it can coexist with reality, then it's like, yeah, go for it. But it's when you start going, Donald Trump came down to fight a holy war by bombing Iran, where you're like, now, hold on. I'm missing some pieces here.

I feel like I should do. And maybe I will do this soon. Third part on Trump. No, I have an episode about how insanely religious the Iraq war was. And it's fucking crazy. It's crazy. This one's going to be. This one's going to be.

worse, I think, because there's already, man, there's a lieutenant governor running in Georgia that just put out this AI video. I mean, the worst, like, I have a problem with all AI, but especially it's so advanced now that when you put out one that's so shitty, I'm like, dude, you didn't upgrade to premium. Honestly. Being able to tell now, you're like, buddy. Try. Try. Like, make me send it to a friend who tells me it's AI. Yeah.

And it's just like, it's a Georgia lieutenant basically saying that what's happening to Minnesota is going to happen here. here and I'm like, oh, what? Military is going to kill a bunch of white mammals? Is that what you mean? But it's like, it shows the first slide is like, this is what's going to happen. And it just shows two women in Burkhas walking into a building. That was it. That was the great crime that might happen. And then, and then, and then it goes on and it's just a, it's a subdivision. And all of a sudden, these like black super sweet retro Ford F-150s with ISIS flags pull up. and I'm like, well, first off, I know this is fake because they drive sawed off

jimmies. They would kill for these fucking cars. These are rad. Then they're just standing out in the middle of a cul-de-sac shooting their guns in the air, not at anybody, arguably could be dove-shooting, perfectly legal here. Or could just be you guys on Fourth of July.

Exactly. And then the last one is a suicide bomber in someone's driveway who hits the suicide bomb and all it does is explode him. No collateral damage, no nothing. So like everything they described just seemed like a really cool. They don't talk about those guys who get a little excited before pulling the trigger. Some guys detonate a little early. They're like, Dave, no.

Jesus Christ. Act like you've been here before. I saw a tweet the other day that was like suicide bombing in the days of drones is such commitment to the game. Like you don't have to do anything. Yeah. It's cheaper. I mean, yeah. I ran it. I was reading how many drones I ran. For 20 grand, Iran is taking out millions. Like they just spent 20 grand on a drone and then it's like,

and then we're like, we just lost $7 million. They can make 500 of those drones a day. We fired it. The idea that you're so flat-footed for this is fucking nuts. Did you know that we fired at a painting today? We hate you. No, I'm kidding. Not in Georgia, by the way, the United States military.

I ran painted a helicopter on the ground and we fired at it from above. Like it's Wally Coyote. Like Wally Coyote, Acme, shit. That's so amazing. Anyways, I'm sorry. I got us derailed. No, it's fine. It's never been railed.

Yeah, we weren't railed. Catholic baptism revealed due for Bergman infant. One more time. Catholic baptism revealed due for Bergman. Do? Infant. Do? Do?

There's a Catholic baptism is coming for a kid. Okay. All right. I'm going to baptize the shit. And they're calling the do like it's an event. Ingrid Bergman smiled happily at her blue-eyed baby boy in the Villa Magritha hospital yesterday, while her sweetheart Robert Rosalini looked proudly. Father Felix Morleyan, director of the pro-Dia Catholic University of Rome,

said definitely that Rosalini was the father of the baby born to the god. glamorous Swedish-American movie star. Ms. Bergman is still waiting a divorce from Peter Lindstrom. Oh, this is where that, that's why it's news. Yeah. It was married. So that was a boy. So that wasn't Isabella.

That was her brother. That's Isabella's brother. Yeah, it's a boy. So she's married when she did this. When she had. Which is scandalous for the time. It's disgusting. Who gives a shit.

Hollywood brain surgeon. Hollywood brain surgeon. I'm very busy. business is booming year round. I only work on the worst brains. Miss Bergman still is awaiting a divorce from Dr. Peter Lindstrom, Hollywood Brain Surgeon, whom she married in Sweden at the outset of her career. Well, I got an offer from Hollywood today.

What is that? It's a place for every might go and I could operate on stars. Like, yeah. I guess Humphrey Bogotter needs a bit of something done. And you will be helping the regular people too. Aren't you American? Yes, but I've had a stroke. Can you help me? I am not a star.

Speaking of this angle, Father Morlian said, As a Catholic priest, I have stressed that the duties of parents to the immortal soul in the eyes of the church are no less, if the child is born outside of legitimate union. But I don't think that's true. What a gracious statement. You've got to keep raising it. But,

okay? But you're not allowed to baptize it. I don't think. I think this is like totally outside of the, I don't know. Who gives a shit? They make it up. Well, they only sprinkle,

don't they for the record? So that kid's going to hell anyways. They're only sprinkling now? I think they, I think they sprinkle. I want the dunk. I got the, not only did I get the dunk.

My cousin got the dunk. dunk and we were very small and when he came out he looked at my grandma and he said none i've had to wash i got i got the dunk uh yeah i got and right afterwards saw the biggest dick i've ever seen in my entire life still what there was a there was a grown man getting baptized so so where he's from they do it in a gym in a men's gym at the ymza no they have uh they have a they have where all the choir practice robes are. You go back there and change, and they baptized people of any age.

How old were you when you got baptized? The first, about six months ago. No, probably like seven or eight the first time, I guess, but this like 30 something, I guess he would have been at the time, 38 or 39-year-old man was also getting baptized, and they just let us go change back there.

And I came back down out there, and I was just like, God damn, well, that's a hammer he's got on him, just fucking big old dick. Any dick to a kid looks big. It's good that Dave told us a bird geology, because the way he looks at you when you're telling most of your stories is the way I think he would look at if he, like,

found a fake wall in a cave and there was hieroglyphics behind. He's just like... Well, if aliens ever come down to Earth, I would like them to find Corey. They'd be like, we're not sure. A lot of our readings were improper. And that's who they talked to about everything. Statistically, there's a good chance.

Most of the sidings are from my area. And I have seen one. I saw a UFO not right over there on the other side of this property. You don't need a point, but okay. Yeah, I'm just letting you know. I always thought that if like Jesus returned and he popped up in Kentucky that they would like put him in a cage and sell tickets to see him. We found an immigrant. We already got an arc.

This immigrant's trying to take Jesus's job. Then announcing that Rosalini was the father, Father Morley and Contexton. continued. Catholics will learn with the Christian satisfaction that the parents of the child born Thursday night have decided to give Catholic baptism an education to the child, which can constitute the first step toward obedience to the laws of God. Oh, there's a follow-up. There's a follow-up a couple of days later. Oh, yeah, Preston does follow-up sometimes. We held him under too long. These are- We need someone to work on his brain quickly. He's a Hollywood star. Well, allow me to jump in. And what the follow-up are, it looks like, letters to the editor. Oh, oh, wow.

So people had something to say. Terrible example. Either Constitution, oh, editor, sorry, editor-constitution. In regard to the recent scandalous actions of Ingrid Bergman, it seems to me that mothers of teenagers should rise up in arms and demand that her pictures not be shown in America. It sets a terrible example. That's the complaint. All we tried to uphold as good and fine and scorns the sacred vows of marriage.

Look, you printed a very controversial article the other day about a woman who was getting divorced. Oh, there's more. There's a lot more. So now we put a premium on illegitimacy and the Catholic Church apparently has openly condoned adultery, illegitimacy, and free love, dear God from such evils as these deliver us. Ingrid Bergman, Eginn Bergman is still not divorced, Richard Keech.

It'd be really funny. It'd be really funny if somebody wrote in and it was just like, The Bales of St. Mary's was an overrated piece of shit. Ben Crosby was great, but you sucked. Yeah. Here's another one. Trash. Trash.

I am disappointed in my favorite Atlanta newspaper. Why on earth should the birth of an illegitimate child right front page news and a paper so fine as you, yours. The whole story from the Bergman-Rosolini romance has been nauseating in my opinion. I am sure thousands of other Atlantins feel the same as I do. Why not put, why not put trash like this in a very obscure place? If need be at all, Mrs. R.F.S. Put the trash in an obscure place is the weirdest ask. I would like to say, though, in defense of my home state, very good for them that no one used the word guido or wop or guinea or anything like that about

rosalini you know there's another letter from uh some guy named doran ryan forre from how white announcer's curse strictly between you and me strictly between you and they bring to this guy I basically just wanted this to be left alone. And the editor was like, this is very good. Is it possible that the moving picture producers and the radio experts are correct in their assumption that they're appealing to the national mentality of from eight to 12 years? I refer to the headlines that appeared in this morning's paper. No doubt the next size type is being reserved for banner lining the second coming of, Christ. Being a sucker for alliteration, wouldn't it have been nice if some of the headline writers

had let go with something like Rosalini reveals results of revolting romance? Tromboli, stromboli seduction, startles, select society. There you go. Strambole. That got it. That guy's spitting, man. Yeah, very clear. That guy's complaint being the headline alliteration and lack of racism. Oh, here's... That's amazing. Bastard boy born by Bergman.

Oh, that is a good one. He's right. He is cooking. Don't credit me with being a member of the Vox Pupali family. Pupali? Whatever. Ripper Murdoch, wasn't it? Because this is the first time I've ever indulged in the weakness.

It was just so damn amused at seeming value placed on the story. I could not resist. and figured that you probably got the same kick out of it that I did. Hal C. White. One more to you. Hal sure does see White. Wow. By the way, he,

makes sense why he would want to keep this just between him and the editor. Yeah. He probably saw the paper. I was like, that, I don't know. You know, yeah,

back then people wanted to keep those opinions to themselves, but now, boy, they're proud to print it in their own publication. The amount of times on threads someone will, and I know, the algorithm like attacking you your anger but it just'll be like I'm a proud white man 35 love to bench press you're like how else could I offend you today yeah yeah it's just that shooting yourself on live television like the hero bud Dwyer that's how it's a it's a theme

he's got a theme you can't say that he doesn't bring themes no he has a thing god your road trip show is going to be great amazing we can do all Michael Caine. It ain't crackers. Parrot, 52, willed 40,000 by his friend. I need that one more time. I didn't hear the first word. I heard it.

You're not going to like it. It ain't crackers. Oh, damn it. I like it when it is. It willed $40,000 by his friend. Do you remember the puppet that was driven around in the Rolls Royce in L.A.? Yeah, yeah. What was the puppet's name?

Oh, I don't remember the puppet's name. Weird or madam. I don't remember. It was madam. Remember that puppet, madam? She was like one of those hard, like, wooden ones. Ventriloquisty puppet. Well, she was a famous one from, you know, back in the day.

And when she died, when the guy died, she died. She's alive. She's when the guy died. Woodpecker attack. He put in his will that she, a Rolls Royce with a driver and enough money that she would just be driven around Hollywood all the time. So for years, that's amazing. That puppet madam would just be true.

That person needed a Hollywood brain surgeon. You just see her. That's just crazy. There's madam. That's crazy. I mean, that could have gone to homeless people, but. No, you see that all the fucking time. Dave busted me on a comment.

You know, you ever see that where someone will see your comment and like comment on you just being a Christian talker? So there's this cat that was flying in first class. and I just saw it. I was like, well, so I wrote tax the rich. And Dave was like,

you know that you're part of the, this is your dream for your cat. God damn it. How did he find me in here? Tax the rich so I can become one. Yeah. Well, Twitter snitches now since Elon,

so you used to just be able to write a comment to someone, but now he highlights your replies to your followers. Yeah. So Elon is a snitch thing. that guy. Yeah, that got me the other day because my wife gets notifications and stuff with people she follows and she's like, Corey,

why did on three separate videos you comment, damn right, shake that black ass girl. And I was like, they were, this is a new update. You know, that was your retort?

Yeah. I didn't have anything else. It must have been a new update. Did they? no last one parrot 52 wheeled 40,000 guys

friend Bob a 52 year old parrot has been by the way they live to like over 100 150 yeah yeah you know what's sad is they get super attached to their human so their human dies before that yeah I have a joke about that

the rest and the special um one of what the kind of words he said because he was 50 in the 40s oh my God this bird was going don't free all of them, you know. Fire the busser.

Fire the buser. Have you ever seen the video of the cock, the cockatoo that was abused? And then a guy rescued him and like, and then smashed the cage in front of the cockatoo. And the cockatoos just like, yes. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, you know, smashing the cage and the cockat was just like. That's awesome. I watch a lot of videos of cockatoo's list. They like, they either like,

death metal or just like doing this a bunch? They do like that. Yeah, they like to rock out. Oh my God. It's so awesome. I saw the largest cockatoo after my baptism. Go ahead. You know what's so sad is how much they've fucked up parrot and cockatoo videos because it's all

this AI bullshit now. And it's all AI. You know what? They were great before AI. This is, none of this is need. By the way. None of this. Like, this is, they're always asking for the anti-Rogan. This show is the anti-Rogan. Do you hear what We're saying, take a eye out because we like our cockatoo videos.

Thank you. Yeah, that's right. I'm not gay, but I've had a cockatoo. You know what I'm saying? All right. Just cap it. Hurry up. Yep.

Bob, a 52-year-old parrot has been willed 40,000 by his master, George Blair, who he says has no living kin. Okay. The bird is the only friend I have, Blair explains. I'm leaving him everything I own. Well, that's a real sad way to go out, obviously. and he hopefully pecks my eyes out. His estate includes, that's not in this story.

Oh, it's like, Christ almighty, yeah. That is how you do a good ending. His estate includes. Put some of his seed in my ass and let him bird bath it out. Is that possible? Put him in a lady outfit and have him coddle my arms. Please. Fill me with seed and let him eat his way through me.

Bung the mouth. don't tempt me have him suck me so dry i cannot weep yeah what i told you to go that's barely bird related what he just did it was crazy he had it written out he was reading it like what what bird is stuck i do keep a list of just things to randomly shout at y'all like uh i did like it's i swear to god look past times rant like if something happens and we don't have time today, but I have, we don't have time to do it. I said, thinking that you walked up on a feral cat rape orgy in the woods, but we'll do that for next week, next time.

That's another, that's another time. Yeah, we need to find the fart files ASAP. As far as far as bench is weak. His estate includes 20,000 in paid up insurance policies, a home valued at 15,000 in government bonds. I hope that's not to provide for Bob after I'm gone, he said. Yeah, it will be. That's apparent.

I think he's going to be okay. Yeah, it's actually a parent. It's what we call low overhead. Yeah. Blair said that the Polly has been in the family for three generations. Wow. They're dying young and they live long. It's 15 years old.

Yeah. So, well, they're not livers. Some bad generations. We're born with a liver failure. Rock, I've seen everyone I care about perish. Rock. Please, your family is tortures to be a part of it. Rock, do I heard otherwise recently, I assumed the average lifespan of man was nine.

Rock. And I wish I'd spent less time at work. Right. Blair was a member of the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Police Force for 20 years. He retired in 1927 and came to Detroit. He works part-time at Chrysler. The bird? Yeah.

After the paradise. You're going to love this. After the pair dies, the estate will go to charities, Blair said. But right now, Bob is one Polly that's going to get more than a cracker. Thanks for having me over, Bob. What just happened? That's the Anna Nicole Smith figure trying to bang her way into the fortune. Trying to fuck the bird.

Yeah. Wow. There was a Greek God that did that. Fucked a bird. Or fucked a lady who then turned into a bird. Athena? No, it was Lita. Lita, yeah.

I can't remember who the God was, but she tricked him down there, fucked her, and then she was like, I'm a bird. What are you going to do now? And something happened. Welcome to another episode of barely Greek history. Corey, thank you for being here. This is our first one today, and I don't, it's going to be tough. What, where it could be, you're on substack now.

You're crushing on substack, aren't you? I am. Yeah, I was number 11 in comedy as of yesterday. I'm sure it's fallen, but I would really appreciate it. If everybody, if you like me on this show, do me a favor. Subscribe to my substack and you can find it at Corey writesforyou.com. Now, here's the deal. You can read every, just you subscribing would mean the world to me. You can see everything I write for free.

Or you could give me $5. I know that seems like a shit deal. But when I write things, I like them too much to hide them. but I also do like making money and we have an honor system there so you can pay me the five bucks or not but either way I want you there Corey writes for you.com

I'm currently and people there know I'm currently working on an end I've made my own lore on this substack and I'm working on a novella based on some of the lore from my short stories so it's a lot of fun and I don't know when this comes out so just fucking just do that

this isn't be recorded I was just curious if it's anything like your your grasp of the Greek well there's one thing you look Corey knows a lot Corey is the Venn diagram of knowledge and pure insane entertainment so go to Corey writesfor you.com and yeah I'm sure it's just a lot of stuff about pigs

anyway thank you Corey thank you guys I love you both and Merry Christmas Merry Christmas February It's March. I don't know when you put these out.