The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 173 - The Past Times with Brandie Posey

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

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Hello, excited to get into the written word of the past. Very excited to have you, but you've also been writing words in the present from what we've been led to believe. What the fuck. In a special titled milk job. Yeah, absolutely. It's my... Milf job? No.

Milk job with a K. Yeah, my... A milk job different. Yeah. It's a reference to my father. He's a milk guy. What do you mean? That's my only fans.

What do you mean your dad's a milk guy? He drinks four gallons of milk a week. He's a milk guy. It's bad. Yeah. How many? Four gallons of milk a week. Four.

16 gallons of milk a month. It's a lot. Yeah. It happened during COVID. What the fuck? I know. Oh, this is new? Special.

Yeah. It's new. It's a hobby that he got into. Yeah, this is why this special was named after it. That is not a hobby. That is absolutely not a hobby. It's a lifestyle. This is not. Yeah. Jazz is also a lifestyle. You know, trying to, those little sticks that you jump around with on the street. That's a hobby. A devil's stick. What is it done to the devil's thing? What is it done to, has it improved his health? No. No. No. I mean, it wasn't good. I mean, he's deeply inflamed. Just deeply, deeply, deeply inflamed.

By the way, you've got a next special title. Deeply inflamed is pretty good, too. Exactly. I'm going to redecorate really quick. Dave's going to redecorate, so enjoy that. And then, Brandy, talk to me about the label that you put this all out with. Yeah, so I put out a milk job on a comedy label that I run. It is called Burn This Records, a way that you, the listener and viewer, can help us out

is by following Burn This Records on YouTube and on Instagram. That would mean a lot. It's a label that I started several years ago because I'm trying to bring comedy, like equity to the comedy space for the middle class comedians around the country because our industry is really only messing with like this top 1% and we need more avenues available for comics that aren't that to maintain a healthy ecosystem in our field. Completely true.

Feature. So that's why I started it. the same. The feature an MC pay has not moved. Yeah. Well, that's great. Well, good for you. Thank you.

I think the lower comedian should be ground into dust. Is that not? I think you're going against what she's talking about in a way that I don't think is helpful to what she's promoting. I think driving them to suicide due to poverty is kind of okay. I'm allowed to do this one every five episodes. Brandi, word count.

You're on a word count. Is that not? 38. The correct. 38 outside of the paper. No, no. It's a new, it's a new version of socialism.

Dave, Dave, you're eating into your words in a crazy way already. We're just going to kill ourselves in more violent ways. So you just want to pay us now well is the thing. Honestly. Yeah.

Who is still like, how is a comedian not shut up the audience? That's coming, right? Everything's coming. everything's coming everything is on its way let the milk flow yeah

let the milk flow your dad bulletproof from what I could gather based on the 16 gallons can we just take a second to talk about the guy who the right wing comedian who put up the clip oh yeah flipping out on the woman of the audience young woman oh you do I have that

for our weekly page notes but that is just incredible I've seen that guy a couple times perform before funny at all. He doesn't seem funny at all. No, and it's not funny. It's that whole thing where it's just kind of like, you my bitch.

Yeah. And it's like, okay. It's awful. People go to it. But yeah, that was shocking. Yeah.

Well, and like, she handled it so well. Yeah, she really did. She just like stuck her ground and was like, okay, man,

I'm not giving you anything. It's awful. And these are the kind of people that the industry is promoting, unfortunately. There is like this massive, all right pipeline that gets a ton of money.

And we're also swinging back from this like trust fund like neoliberal bullshit and there is a middle way in comedy it's just not sexy to the industry and i am trying to help those people put some money in their pockets to continue being artists so burn this record well that's brandy you're fantastic that's a great uh that is a great purpose and uh and everyone should go listen go watch and where i mean just go to where do we go for milk job where's the best place youtube dot com slash at sign burn this record you can find it there. I'm also an incredibly funny comic. I know I'm talking about like, yeah, no, that is outside of outside of, outside of the ethical nature. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm also just like

good at spreadsheets. So I started a comedy label because all my friends have 10 jobs. So, you know, that's what I, yeah. That not, no, go watch the special to find more comedy, but, uh, but what you're talking about is very important. And, uh, definitely stuff we talk about here. Uh, but Let's start the premise of the show. Let's go through a stinky old newspaper with a stinky old man. And Brandy, why don't you guess what you're in this paper could be from? It could be from any year. Any year.

Just guess a year. There's no hint. I'll guess a year. We'll get you out of here. We'll validate the parking. The world will be more equitable. Let's go. 1893.

It's a great guess. Great guess. 1909 oh brandy wins it's 1923 hmm by what metric is you winning well again i thought i said this before but whoever nails the last number it was all about the last number okay it doesn't make any sense at all but okay let's party she also had two matching numbers nine and three it's a it's a stupid thing it is tuesday what people don't like sore losers they just don't and you need and it's really hurting your Tuesday, March 13th, 1923, the, I don't know, I don't even know how to say this. What do you think that word is?

Evening. You think that's evening? I do. Yeah, I think you're right. The Evening Capital, Annapolis, Maryland. Oh, beautiful. Oh, so this is funny. I'm from Annapolis.

Did you do this on purpose? Because my birthday is March 13th. He does. Sometimes he does little tricky thing. Preston. does this stuff. We've asked him to stop favoring and putting the guests in an advantageous position, but he won't listen to us. So you're probably going to really know a lot more than us. But yeah, well, happy birthday to you from your home paper.

Did you know, thank you? I didn't notice your new glasses. I got new, you know why I had to get new glasses? Because I've been wearing the Rayband frames for years that they're now using as fucking the fucking video camera shit. And so I don't want to people think about crazy. You don't want to get, you don't want to get pressured to run into a Scientology building with your... By the way, is there a greater trend? It's so, it's so good. The youth fills, there's so many things where you just go, this could, this could work. But this could work.

But now the influencers are ruining it. Why? They sent in like 20 little people yesterday. Oh, I did see that. It's just like, what are you doing? They're allowed to storm Scientology too. I know they are, but Jesus fucking Christ. It's just a trick of gimmick.

They should send old people in. I want to see a bunch of like 90-year-olds. Go for it. Not sure your angle. I can't imagine how your brains work here right now. Girls, Paul Bearers for Unfortunate Chum. Girls, okay. What?

Four little girls. Oh, no. Four, I didn't know you could pick children as Paul Bears. Oh, my God. I'm going with that. Yes. That's definitely what I want. Yes.

Six-year-olds. Yes. My show, though, how it's. Right? He was a big fat man. Get him to the grave. Just raid a kindergarten. Let's go.

Yeah. I mean, I want, how many do you think it would take to carry me for your eyes? Oh, you're Paul Bear? I mean, yeah, you're talking like 25. But you're getting carried on. You're getting carried to your grave like you won the Super Bowl. Yeah. I wanted my cask to look like a centipede when I make it to the cemetery.

That's what I want that many little legs around. Yes. I want it to be a Chinese dragon. That's the by-by-one. Milling and seeding, bobbing and weaving. A lot of fireworks for your... Oh, big time. Yeah, the whole casket will be fireworks.

Yeah. Four little girls, playmates and schoolmates of Miss Ella Grafe, seven-year-old daughter of George Graef, who was fatally injured when struck by an automobile on the Camp Parole Road last two, Thursday. Camp Parole? afternoon. So this is, so I don't know if you know this, Brandy, but around this time, cars were, cars were not new, but people still didn't want laws. So kids were getting mowed over constantly. Like, it got so bad that they did like a 10,000 mom with Ghost Kid March on Washington, D.C. And the amount of cars that drove into that parade. Wow. I'm just thinking about like counterproducing. protesters to the phrase look both ways before you cross the street.

Just like, no. You, as it, it's always there. Where there's no brain, there's people like, I'm afraid I'm allowed to shoot in a school. And you're like, it was so the same. Freedom. So the same. Yeah, always.

I get to drive my car wherever I want, however I want. Well, we've talked about that video where in Indiana, where they're basically like you can't drink and drive home anymore. and you can't have open beers in your car anymore and people are like, this country's going to shit. But I am actually starting to be on their side the more we go through this experiment.

Okay. All right. So the four little girls acted as pallbearers at her funeral, which took place yesterday afternoon at 3 o'clock. Services were held at the residence of the unfortunate girl's father, 477 West Street. Reverend Arthur Owens, Pastor of Trinity Methodist

Episcopal Church, officiating, and were largely attended by Relatism Friends of the Family. The girls who acted as Paul Bears were Mrs. Dorothy Myers, Gloria Gellhouse, Carolyn Russell, and Lucille Schuller. So very sad. I'm glad we got comedy out early,

because now it's just about a dead child. But I do think everyone should have sent only their children and there should have been a child priest to, though. I do think it should have been an all-child funeral. Like the Bugsy movie that was all kids? The Bugsy movie that was all kids?

Yeah, I remember the, it was like a... Dave Invence movies every now and then, Brandy. It was like a mafia movie, but they had, like Bugsy Seagall, but they had all of the, the whole cast was children. You don't remember that movie? I don't remember it. Well, no one saw it because it was fucking terrible. Yeah.

But yeah, they had a whole, they did a whole, like, I like that. Am I allowed to do only kids for my funeral? Kids dressed up as like relatives of mine. I think that could be fun. Yeah, I'd like to recast a few people for sure. Yeah, yeah. He's gone too soon. And now I don't want to do this anymore.

He's dead. The 1976 musical Bugs E. Malone features an all-child cast, including Jody Foster and Scott Beaux, playing gangsters in the 1920s. New York using custard pies instead of bullets. What the fuck? It is a parody of gangster films, not a biography.

Wow. The idea that you were like, you guys haven't heard of this? Well, I remember it. Go ahead. No, I said, what if that's the movie that John Hinkley, Jr. really fell in love with her on? And that Sir Scott Bale became right wing. I mean, that could have been like a quintessential moment. I'm all out of pies.

Let me bring some bullets. I guess. No, not a lot of people know that about Hinkley that the first time he tried the shooting, he threw two pies. Yeah. I have a fake Hinkley Cat painting up here, actually. I don't know if you guys think.

Sure. Hinkly cat? Of course you do. Yeah, he paints cats and sells them on eBay, and I just printed one out and framed it. So that's a fake, because I didn't want to buy one for real because there are hundreds of dollars, but I did print one out.

I thought you were going to say, because he tried to kill the president, which I would have obviously been okay with you still doing, but you're doing it because of price. You're a real one. It depends on the president. I should buy one for my wife and not tell her who made it.

Years later. They're kind of charming. The look of it is, I was like, I mean, these are good, though. I do want one up. I get it.

It's two birds. Yeah. All right. Maybe funeral. Okay. Yeah, baby funeral. Activities of hens forecast cheaper eggs for Easter. New story.

That's exciting. Is it exciting? Yeah. So Gareth has egg issues. No, I don't. He's addicted to eggs. Like eggs, a few eggs a day. Oh, you're, I was going to say, I have the opposite egg issue.

So got it, okay. You hate eggs. I got consistency issues with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're really like. I can repair that. But you can, but you can cook them all different ways. Yeah.

Scramble? Yeah. No scrambled? Scramble I can do. They have to be well done scrambled. I can do a hard boiled egg. No problem. We got that for you.

How about an omelet cooked all the way through? Fluffy. Umlet's too fluffy. Don't like the fluffiness. If anything is like an easy. I don't like it. When the egg has like a little bit of like the liquid white, that's the thing. Bluh.

I don't like that. No, you just haven't had them cooked right, Brandy. I think we can definitely get some eggs on you, no problem. We'll figure it out. Go ahead, Dave. We'll figure it out. No problem here. Thanks, Garrett.

Yeah, yeah, I'll head over a little later. We'll cook this right up. Egg job. Good news. I carry a diner bell with me for my breakfast. Good news for Annapolis Kitty's. Also, their paws and maws. Eggs are going to be cheaper this Easter than they were last,

according to present indications. By the way, a story we'll never hear again. We'll never hear the pronouncement of cheaper things. Ever. Never. Never. What a good time to be alive. Everything.

Just whether or not inflation's real matters not. As long as some economists mentioned it in an article, now you can just inflate everything. Great. As a result of fair weather, hands are laying prodigiously. Oh, I like that. Is that happen? Absolutely. Hens lay more when the weather's good.

Absolutely. Me too. I do that too. If it's the summer, I lay a ton. Go ahead, Brandy. She's not saying anything. She's ready to go. Well, I'm thinking about, like, is, does a hen get horny when it lays an egg?

Or is that completely unrelated? That's my thought. Who wants to answer? I'm ready. I'm posing the question. Yeah, hens love to fucking the heat. Absolutely. So you're saying that after they have.

Keep in mind, it's all one hole. Well, if they're like laying more eggs, well, the cloaca, of course. We know. The cloaca is absolutely. Do they lay eggs if they're not having sex? No, there's no Virgin Mary stuff. No, they're getting. So every egg is because of a sex, sex stuff happened.

Yeah. But they're not fertile. Not all eggs are fertilized, I don't think. Okay, so then no. It's just like regular ovulation. Go ahead, Dave. Yeah. Did you just make up an egg fact because you're like the egg guy?

I go on a lot of it's intuition. I love that you're tenting your fingers in a way that makes me believe you, but I don't think that I should. My gut and my mind are in opposition. This is called the musk. If you put your fingers like this and say anything, 50% of idiots will buy it. But Brandy is saying, I guess I was starting off because Brannie said if they have, if they get horny, maybe they just make more eggs when they're horny as opposed to because of the sex.

Yeah, that's a big part of it. That's my question. Is it just the weather that's making them lay more? Are they just like, oh, the breeze? It's great. Well, think of the Jersey Shore, okay? No. Okay.

Let me find another angle. As the only person who's had a vasectomy in the last four days, weather's a big factor, big factor. What is that even, how does that do? I just like to name drop that I had of aectomy. I know. I was wondering when you were going to bring it. Gary, thank you for your service.

I just want to throw that out there and give that to you. thank you kindly i'll tell you what and when i was laying down there i did think wow this is actually a thing uh it went from being funny to being like oh wow he's in there this doctor's in there shout out dr spitz i'm just trying to date i'm trying to date uh more fertile women outside of my marriage wow i'm dating david's got in the other direction brady david i thought it'd be fun for the second half of this podcast experiment to go in opposite directions Dave, alt-right. Yeah, me, I'm becoming infertile.

You know. Right. But right now, some farmers very upset about our lack of egg and chicken knowledge. He probably just drove his car off the road listening to this. Well, it's definitely a car, not a tractor, because we don't have farmers anymore. We have a lot of farmers. Not anymore. Hey, you know what?

If someone could get that answer, then leave it as a comment on my YouTube special. I would appreciate that. Look job on YouTube. Let me know about the hands. That is a great way to do this. Yeah. That's right. Yes, if you have the answer, go to Brandy's special and leave it as a comment.

Yeah, please. Last Easter eggs were selling around 35 cents per dozen. This year, they should sell in the neighborhood of 30 cents a dozen, according to the forecast. What do they know? Well, it depends where you go. I went to a market yesterday, and I went, this is a same. crazy. I mean, some place they're doing a dollar an egg out in California. Did you

Wow. It's a 50 cents an egg when I buy them. If you could, but in the middle of the country, they're still, they're rocking some decent prices still. That's what I love. I just went on, I just got back. It's like, the place, people like, fucking 401 for gas. And you're like, what a dream.

What an absolute dream that is. I know. It's a, I sometimes like touring just so I can buy cheaper gas in different places. Yeah. And you go to the grocery store and And they're like, eggs are crazy. 479. Do you remember the time I almost lost my mind when Luke drove over the Arizona border to buy gas in California?

And I was just like, what did you just fucking do? Yeah, he does not think about that. That is crazy. He's got one of our credit cards. And he's like, let's get some slim jims. He's like, stop. I can't believe I'm hanging out with the ghost of Polly Short. Slim jims are cheaper in Arizona.

we in the california now we're paying like hawaiian island prices for everything it's crazy very normal uh it's over army air bombs fail to budge ice jam in delaware this is we tried to bomb ice by the way we take that headline today and i'm so in army's bombing ice let's go love that maryland my maryland baby let's go great This is Port Jervis, New York. Army aviators from Aberdeen, Maryland field today, bombed the five-mile ice jam on the Delaware River, which is threatened to result in the flooding of this town,

but we're unable to move the mass. Boy, we are so, we've just been so stupid for so, like, bombing ice is such an American. We always are just like, can we blow it up? can we fuck it or fry it or blow it up but why wouldn't you just like shoot it yeah what yeah shoot it or put heat on it well heat on it's hard like flame thrower i don't know because we're working with some technology that i'm pretty excited about with flame throwers i don't know how you do it without hurting the guy doing the flame what are you going to stand on it and do that guy's out that guy coming back this is Chernobyl level hero ship but you could you could actually

strap bombs to it as opposed to flying a plane over and dropping them on it. Also true, but I would imagine it's hard to get, I mean, maybe. You can easily, I think you can walk out on the ice. You just don't want to be there when the ice starts to crack. We are the dumbest. Nature's lucky to have us.

Just like, what are they doing? They're strapping bombs to the ice and the river. They are out of ideas. It's got to be a better way than an airplane dropping bombs. I love the informational version of that. Some real Wiley Coyote shit that we're trying with It is. It's really.

Yes. Yeah. Yes. Maybe put a black hole on the side of it or something. A black hole. Anvil. See? Bianners.

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Aim's important and bombing ice. Fucking. Oh, shit. The others cracked giant holes in the ice but failed to affect the jam. Ah, so it didn't even work. The danger from the flood is not passed. Yeah, no.

So the only thing that happened is casualties. We accidentally double-tapped a little girl's school while trying to get the blockade out of the Delaware. I mean, all right. We just, our brains are fascinating. There have been red flags for a long time of where we're coming. I mean, it's just now. What are we? Yeah, it's pretty straightforward.

Destructive locusts. Yeah, just like the varsity football team became in charge. It's just so many, there's so many Netanyahu's. Yahu's. We're under fascism. These freaking Yahoo's. Nettingyahus. Oh, these Net and Yahoo's.

I like that better. That's my email. I'm trying to figure out of saying Netanyahu in the Baltimore accent. Netanyahu. Oh, man. Netting yahoo. Notton yahoo, hon. Netting Yahoo.

It would be bad. It would be bad. I like it. Go ahead and leave that accent. If you could do that accent, how would you say it in a Baltimore accent? Leave that in the comments under Milk Job. Yeah, please. would love to see it

women may become sea captains in Britain obviously this never happened well Brandy will let you go first obviously we're very opposed thoughts my grandfather was a tugboat captain so this is in my blood

I want to hear more oh wow yeah women are eligible for C captain's certificates is the ruling of the Board of Trade in a reply to a question on the subject from the Imperial Merchant Service Guild. Wow. The board says it would not refuse to examine a candidate for a certificate of competency on the ground of sex. If the conditions...

If you fuck me, you get a certificate. If the conditions to service and testimonials laid down in the regulations were complied with. I mean, again, it's the frame does breakthroughs when they're, I think a woman could also try this job. You fool. No, she can't drive a boat. What are we talking about? She's too busy making sure. She'd be, they can't focus.

Is this, is this? Yeah, I guess this is boats. Yeah. Sea captains, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, then they, but you would also be imbueuing with the right to marry people too, right?

because the sea captain can... Oh, yeah, we can't have that. Now we're getting into clergy. Slippery slope. Slippery slope. Now I am against it. It's just you give an inch and then women take a mile.

We've as men got this under control. Yeah, we're nailing this. So let's not invite too many different energies in here while things are working well. The question arose through the case of Ms. Drummond, who recently went to see as an engineer and the guild wished to have it made clear if women could go further in the profession. We've got an Amelia Earhart of the sea.

I love this. This is great. Amelia Seahart. Yeah. So women can't. She could find the other one. Yeah. I mean, honestly, the problem with Amelia Earhart was, you know, she just never came back.

But it was like a lot was pinned on her. And then she, that was it. She really blew it. She really? But then remember a few years ago, Discovery had that show where they were like, we found her. Did they find her? No, it was all bullshit. No, it was all bullshit.

But they were like, we've got her. She's like a feminist Bigfoot. We liked every once in a while, be like, ah, she's over here. She really is. Cisquatch. Yeah. She's just in the bottom of the ocean. It is so funny.

It is funny. I mean, she probably just is like, that I don't. want to deal with this anymore. Just probably landed her plane somewhere. I was like, look at all these coconuts. We're like, say, that's the problem. Okay? She couldn't focus.

Wouldn't it be great if she landed on one of those islands out there and everyone was like, oh my God, you're a queen. You came from this guy. Yeah. And she's just out there at some island ruling everybody and having a great time. Live like a God. Just having a nice life. All the way of charge.

A great life. Just never came back. And guys like, yeah, that's the problem. Yeah, that's why you can't have a fly. Yeah. She ghosted us. What didn't she like about this? We were going to put bombs in her plane so we could figure out the Delaware.

When a woman bombs the river, that's when we have equality. That is, by the way, that's the Democrats new position. Women can bomb the rivers too. I mean, if they run one more fucking fighter plane, flying woman, as if everyone's going to be like, wow. It's coming. It's just crazy. It's going to be awesome. They never stopped doing that.

It's going to be great. Awful. Well, dressed women leaps over brink of Niagara. Whoa. You got to put on the best outfit for that. A well-dressed woman hopped over Viagra. Niagara? Yeah.

And Viagra. Yeah. By the way. What a Winsical suicide. Yeah, yeah. I'm assuming she's passed, right? Well, let's see. A woman leaped into the river.

about 30 feet above the brink of the American Falls today and was swept to death over the cataract. Yep. Good call, Brandy. Yeah. You know your gender. We love to die in the 1920s. A real waterfall. She was apparently about 35 years old and well-dressed wearing a brown, tailored suit, gray stockings, and chinchilla.

It really says a lot. Says a lot. Does a lot. She's a Dolman? What's a Dolman? Dolman. I have no idea. But I do like that.

Even in death, we're like, by the way, who is she wearing? I mean. The idea that men were like, she's pretty hot. She's pretty hot. Yeah. Yeah, we're not going to write about any Uggos killing themselves. No, right. Yeah.

By the way, yeah, two other Uggies died a couple weeks ago. But this hot piece of ass. And eight jumped over the wall. Waterfall. Two four is dead. Any who's will be. One nine, gone. Tragic story today.

We lost a ten. We lost ten today. Unbelievable. A dolman is a garment characterized by wide sleeves that are cut in one piece with the body tapering at the wrist and originating

from Turkish-Hungarian military fashion. You are I would have thought she could have maybe like flying squirreled a little bit if she had that. Yeah, maybe that was. Armed shoot technology. Maybe she was trying that. Yeah, she could have just been like that.

Yeah, she might have been trying to, yeah, Amelia Earhart. Yeah. It was very fashionable at the time. It was very fashionable at the time. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. It's like a big, yeah.

It's like a. Oh, wow. It is like a wing. Yeah, it looks wingish. Wow. Yeah. All right. Dead.

She engaged an automobile at the Imperial Hotel. earlier in the day to make a tour of the points of interest. So she ubered around. So she did her research. Yeah, she looked around for a spot. By the way, you don't have to be too picky if you're trying to take your own life at Niagara Falls. There's a fine spot. Yeah.

It's everywhere. In the car, she left a small bag containing $18 in cash, a railroad check issued at Albany and a string of spar beads. Spar beads, yep. She did not register at the hotel as she only ate to breakfast. breakfast there. Wow, that is so predetermined. Yeah, she's doing it. Yeah. For sure.

You ever hear about the guy in Australia who saved like thousands of lives and he was just a dude that lived near some cliffs? No. And he would see whenever he saw someone just like lingering, he'd go out and talk them out of jumping. Oh, wow. He'd saved all of these people. Like, it's crazy.

He's just like, oh, I got to go out talk to that guy. He's a one man one man hotline. Good for him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would be, yeah. That's some heroic shit there. I'm the opposite. I would go out there and be like, don't listen to him.

Oh, I can't do. I couldn't do that job. No, you? They'd be like, they'd be like, oh, everything's bad. You'd be horrendous. You'd have you thought about climate change? It's worse than you'd think. Make sure you end it.

You're not going to be able to afford your bills if you don't. This whole system's a problem. Who are you? I'm just out here to make sure you jump high and hard. Head first. I've seen some guys survive this and I'm air-quoted. Seriously, capitalism's a nightmare like you're you're doing the right thing Dave Han

sorry I'm talking another guy into it I think he's just a tourist do it I haven't even gotten to the inflation bullshit that's really just green I was just on a hike oh I mean you can still kill yourself on a hike let's go and you go back to your shack and you just put a mark on a wall you just have yeah just keeping your own tally yeah yeah got another one. Millions now living will never die, big audiences told. Peter Thiel quote.

No, Peter Thiel's the opposite. Millions now living will definitely be dying. O.L. Sullivan of New York was the speaker at the meeting of the International Bible Students class Sunday afternoon in the nights of Pithias Hall. Pithius. Pithius. Quote, if you are alive in 1925 and ever die, it will be your own fault, said the speaker.

This is such fucking carny bullshit. He's right. Yeah. He's that right. He's right. Everybody who died that was alive, it was their fault. What's the name of that guy who takes all the pills and goes in that cryo chamber to like survive? The guy who thinks he looks really young, but he actually just looks like data from Star Trek the next generation.

Brian Johnson. Yeah. Who would want to live that long if the whole purpose all day, every day is just trying to prolong life? But he has long COVID. He has long co? Is that the problem?

No, but he announced that life after he's like, I'm going to live forever. And then he's like, so I got this thing that's not going away. There's a lingering issue I have. But he doesn't look good. No, he looks terrible. It's like how the real, like real housewatches,

it's like, they're not, The level of surgery in the Mar-Lago surgeries is not... But he doesn't look like that. He looks like... No, no, he doesn't, but he looks like he's a corpse. He looks like he merged with a newt. Yeah, he just really... I mean, yeah.

Amphibian, for sure. Very sickly man all day taking pills and chambers. Yeah, it looks like he's surviving off a phlegm. Yeah, he's going to be like 130 and just be eating sprouts. And you'll be like, is this a life? And I'll be like, look at what I did. Cool. He's the one takes his son's blood.

Yeah, he does. My boyfriend had a boss who is a rich guy that wanted to live to 114 because then he would have been alive for a million hours. That was his goal. So these people are the stupidest people in the world. What the what in the fuck? By the way, is there ever a time to pine for death more? This idea that you want to like hang around as long as possible. No.

This is a shit. You should be, that guy should be like in a chamber that's taking years off. That should be the move. Look who's the guy talking to the people on the cliff now? I'm just, I'm talking to the people. I'm just being honest. If you guys agree, go to Milk Job and let us know. Leave a comment.

And give a thumbs up and subscribe for God's sake. Yeah, let us know which waterfall you'd love to jump off of. Milk job. Yeah, well, Brandy, I don't know. I don't know if I'm not taking it in that. But, okay, sure. Dave, if Dave's co-signing, that's a bad sign, Brandy for your comments. Yellowstone.

Don't answer the question. But it's absolutely the Yellowstone Waterfall. Okay. It's amazing. That is pretty cool. But the Yosemite water is pretty sweet, too. Well, in the Yosemite one, I feel like it's more populated, too, I think, right? Because that's two waterfalls.

You're really going to have an audience for that. Chances are high. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. The yellow snow one, you have to, you see it from so far away that people would be like, was Is that a deer? Like, they wouldn't be able to really tell.

Oh, I will wear a deer costume when I do mine. Mm. What? Yeah, when I do mine, well, I'll be wearing a deer costume. You're 100% getting shot by a hunter. Fine. How many points? How many points do you think you are, Gareth?

What's your, in your suicide deer costume? 11. 11. Okay. Six on one, five on the other. Yeah, I'm an adage. In the Bible, for the judge. On the satanic order, which now rules the world.

What? Go ahead. The condemnation of death first fell on the human race through the disobedience of Adam. It will be lifted at the time of great jubilee in 1925. The offer to live forever is made to you, and you need not die unless you repudiate it. So it's nice to hear Adam being blamed. Very progressive. Yeah.

Yeah. And the idea here is that you, the reason why you're dying is because you're not accepting. Not sure what the move here is. Well, okay. This immortality will be accomplished through the finding of the perfect food. Oh, so this is a little like the bridegots to live forever. Yeah, yeah. This is about the Salisbury steak.

only eat steak. Salisbury steak. Do you remember Salisbury steak? Do I know? I don't actually know what a Salisbury steak is. It was a TV dinner. Oh, wow. Of course.

So they were horrifying. They basically said it was a steak, but it was just ground beef. It was when it started with our mystery meats. And they called it Salisbury steak because that's not a real thing. That's awesome. Yeah. It's country. Yeah.

Awesome. Somehow we used to eat worse. Adam had such food in the garden and needed only to reach out his hand to pluck it from the tree. But when Adam fell, the angels with flaming swords were placed to drive him out to seek what food he could find. And from that time, men have had to die. I don't know.

I'm not biblically inclined, but I did not know that that happened to the garden. Angels with flaming swords. I usually kind of yada, yada, yada after the apple, I think is. Yeah. I mean, it's apple, rib, serpent. Those are my big players. I don't, I don't, the Bible stuff I don't pay attention to at all. When people are like religious start talking to you as if you're supposed to know this stuff,

I'm just like, I didn't read your book. Well, I don't know if you've read the book of Azahaya, but I love Azahaya. Actually, I can take us to my favorite passage. Just give me a half of the greatest clips ever. Wait a minute. I have my earmark and dog ear it all over. But Azahaya is one of the books. that I just really have responded to the best.

So you guys keep doing the show. I'll find my hash ha-hah pashage. I can't imagine putting... By the way, I fuck teenagers. I can't imagine putting on a performance in court where you stare at a Bible the whole time and don't just like randomly pick out a thing. You have to go through your performance,

you would randomly pick out a thing. The crosses on him are getting bigger. It is a matter of time until he walks into court on a cross. That's coming. The most rapy thing you can say before trial is it was consensual with the 16 year old. It was legal.

Like you're just saying, it was rapy, wapy. It's going to be so great. If your last name's brand, you'd think you'd have some way of preserving your whole operation. Somewhere. He so needs to go.

It's just a little bit of rape in it? It's just a bit, right? I didn't know what I was doing. Oh, for the buck. whole would legal back then it was back then you could do the bum the bum was 18 the girl was 16 or didn't know better oopsie poopsie let me read you my favorite bit it's from the book of gob so my only wrestle brand story is i was uh doing a show leave your comment in the uh milk job go ahead doing a show at lago and he went in the bathroom and i went in after him and there was uh

a shit in the toilet and there was no toilet paper. And there's no bidet at Largo. Randy, thoughts, what happened? I told that story and Jen Kirkman said the exact same thing happened to me two weeks ago. Brandy, what's happened? How does he do it? Thoughts? Should we just leave comments on Milk Job?

Yeah, yeah. Let us know about his dirty asshole in Milk Job, please. That would be great. Thank you. Yeah. I'm not shocked by that. He does seem like he's got a little bit of shit on him all the time. For sure.

Right? Yeah. He seems like he's a little dirty, shitty, shitty, rapy guy. Yeah. He smells. He smells. He looks like he smells. He's a smeller.

Yeah. Smells. Not funny. It's always, it's amazing. Not funny. He's never been funny. He's never been funny. Not flushing.

Awful. Not flushing weird. Was he in the green room with you after he did, you came back out and he had not flush? Was he still there? I've not done a flashy watch he day. He did it before he went on stage. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. He's impressive. It's awful. And I, you know, I got a lot of Google alerts for a lot of people's deaths.

And he'll be, he's on that list. Yeah. He's going to have 16-year-old to be his pallbearers. I don't know if you know that. I'm just so excited for him to get convicted of rape and then watch Stuart Lee do whatever 20 minute bit he does on it after. Stuart Lee's been calling him out for years. So it's

lost too. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of shockingly, a lot of comics have been saying that he has a predatory nature. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting. We should do a predator big brother's season and prison. Yeah. It's like him and Prince Andrew.

Does have to record record them all shitting and not flushing? in a house together. That would be the, I mean, even to just have them share a space for a year and have cameras all the time. Yeah, exactly. Give me that goggle. Yeah, well, they should all be called out, right?

I mean. Oh, I don't agree. Right, Kurt Metzger? No. And when this great, and when this great time of restoration comes, men will forget their selfishness and wickedness. In a few years, men with bald heads will have no more baldness. And the teeth you have lost will be perfect again.

Oh, my God. You're going to grow back teeth? I think this is Protestants. This is for the British. This is amazing. Well, you've tofu about wool. That's the religion that crave for the Brits. It will fix your teeth.

Oh, if you add free tea, get ready. You're going to need a bigger church. My brain. And always the good sausages. My brain can. never get, to sync up with the fact that at half-time British football players drink tea, and I'm just always picturing these, like, guys in there clinking their little cups.

Cricket is built-in-meal breaks. It's just, well, meal breaks, it makes sense because it's so long. They play for three fucking days. Too much, too long. But clinking a little tea cup and having you a little tea, it's weird. It's strange. I agree. Yeah, it's weird.

I refuse to believe that cricket exists. I don't think I've ever seen a clip of it. I've never met a person that's played it. I just, it feels fictional. We have a British friend, Ian, who lives in LA because he's a Hollywood director guy. And his son is a good baseball player, but he loves cricket so much that he has forced his son who's being raised in Los Angeles to play cricket. And I'm just like, how's that going? We're definitely the only white people there.

Cricket's wireless in Los Angeles. It's mostly, it's mostly Pakistan and Indian guys playing. Very, yep. And he's, he's like forcing his kid. It's just bizarre because nobody, none of his friends play cricket. He's like this kid from Hollywood. And it's like, what? We get a different culture, but it's still fucking bizarre.

It's really strange. I mean, that's going to be a very specific rebellion someday when he becomes like. Very specific. Yeah. Well, watching, watching white people. in England watch cricket and be like, when are we going to get to break against these Indians? You're like, oh God.

Do the Indians always beat the... Not always, but they're pretty good. I know the big rivalry is when Australia plays England for the ashes. Yes. Or as I call it, the Who Gives a shit, a trophy. Yes. Yeah, that's big.

Nobody cares about cricket. It's worse than baseball. Yeah. Which came for... Nobody knows who you're talking to. Is it pre-baseball cricket? Probably, right? I think they're both at the same time.

Yeah. I think they split off of each other. No, it's like if baseball fuck Jenga. It's fun. I'm just trying to get a laugh out of this trick. Nothing's happening. I just can't imagine watching a three-day game. No, it's crazy.

Like what? It's crazy. It's three days. That's what I mean. There's dinner. We got shit to do. Like, what are we? Yeah, who's got that time?

Yeah. Americans, Americans have to work nine jobs. How are we going to watch it? Americans don't get lunch breaks from work. My wife is, my wife was working yesterday online with some European therapists in this thing. And they break for lunch. And she comes back after an hour and she's like, what? No one's here.

It's because they take a two hour lunch. And she told me that. I'm like, yeah, they're, they're normal human beings who have like fought for stuff. So they take a two-hour lunch. That's how it should be. We should take a two-hour lunch. It's always fun when we have a minute and we've realized the abuse that we've lived in for so long. That's why you can't have a minute.

They can't give you a minute. A fathom break where you're like, this is bullshit. Yeah, lift the boot for a second. You were like, wait. Yeah. Well, you know how they always started in schools. They've cut lunches down to 35 minutes in high school. And you're like, yeah, because that's where they want you to, do want you to adjust to it.

So when you get into the working world, they're like, so 35-lunch hour, 35-minute lunch is what we're doing now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's all good. Well, it's good. The Lord will reveal the perfect food within the next four years. He will show man that when he eats grapefruit and it will be able together these to ferment and make beer in his stomach in three minutes.

What? Sorry. This is still a preacher talking? This is science. Yeah. Now he's just talking about classic science. How to make ale in your tummy? Yeah.

Tommy ale. Have you not heard of tummy ale? No. Yeah, it's pretty good. Tommy ale. He's got like a deconstructed, yeah, IPA going on his guts.

Okay. Yeah, this is when I eat cereal dry and then drink milk after it. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like a milk job, just like your dad would want to do. Leave it in the comments.

He is my father. Between. What does he think of the special? Is he, does he like? the title? He hasn't watched it. He doesn't understand.

He's just like, well... My mom has never watched anything I've done. I was on a walk with my mother when I was talking about my special and she was like, well, where would it go? And I go, well, you pitch it to all the big places. And, you know, if it doesn't go there, she just goes, it's a waste of space. And I go, no, it'll go on YouTube. Don't finish my sentences.

A waste of space is the best. Like, I left the smallest pause and she jammer. in waste of space. I was like, not what I was going to say. YouTube was where my next word was going to be. And if it doesn't sell there, then it's just a waste of space going to be on YouTube.

Have you thought about being super right way and then you can get on Netflix? I, man, it's so hard to not just do it. It's so hard. Yeah. So tempting. It's right there. And it's so easy.

It's so, right when comedy is so fucking easy. You just say the R word a bun. You just do with that one guy to just look at like a peaceful woman and be like, look at how mad you are and how hot I am. Well, you're just a big fat piece of shit. You mad that I, that I'm an alpha male who can barely fit in my Haynes large. I could not get over the fact that that fucking, fucking idiot was wearing just a Haynes t-shirt.

You're on stage. Put on a nice shirt. You fuck. It looks like someone woke him up and then rolled him out. It's like Elvis's last day. That t-shirt probably came pre-stained. Oh, my gosh. And he posted it.

He posted it. He posted it. It's so great. He posted it. It's fucking hysterical. He's fucking roasted. Oh, my God. Well, but that's the problem.

He's like, good engagement. Yeah. Yeah. So enjoy your crowd. They'll be great. That's all comedy is. Engagement. Yep.

Who cares about actual laughs? enjoy it between the present and should I just start going a right wing comedian shows in a mask so they focus on me and then just tear them into asshole and they start talking to me

that's how you enjoy it I would love that yeah yes that would be great and then that's how you cobble together a special you put together all the clips of you being it's called this go Dave Anthony crowd work

but I'm the crowd crowd crowd jerk oh my god that would be so great between the present and the establishment of peace there will be steadily increasing catastrophe and calamity overwhelming

two-thirds of those now living on earth this is still the Bible guy yeah he's really flopping all around by the way I got it really specific how it's going to go in the it will be the end of the world, which means the end of our civilization, but not the end of the earth. It will go on forever, and even the desert places will be beautiful as the park in the spring.

Pretty easy to say that when none of us will be around to prove you wrong. Yeah, I'm just going to not read this anymore because it just goes on and on. He starts talking about the disciples. Oh, sure. The disc Giffles. Fuck that guy. President Harding goes a fishing today. Goes a fishing.

Hell yeah. Goes a fishing. A fishing. Why are he? Just fishing. Yeah. Yeah. President Harding today has gone fishing using the Cocoa Lobo K Club.

Sure. Now, Brandy, you're a local. Oh, no, this is Miami. This is out of Miami, so you would know this. Okay. Yeah, I was like, that's not our people. Cocoa Lobo K Club, situated on a little island about 25 miles down the coast. the president's fishing party put out to sea early today in the hopes of catching some Amber Jack's Kingfish or others.

Sure. Weather conditions out beyond the keys, which separate the ocean from Biscayne Bay, were reported to be not the best for fishing. Okay. What a great story. Is that the whole article? That's it. Okay. The president's going fishing.

We'll have to talk to Preston about some of his polls. I mean, it's not a time of war. Okay. Got it. it's it's not different than fishing was the new golf golfing yeah yeah yeah i love when people see trump golfing and they're like yeah it should be at work you fuck i'm like so you don't like him but you want him to be the endless of that we need i i just think like we need to stop rooting for the people in his cabinet to be fired because they get replaced by worse people always so

as much as we don't want christie noam in charge and she's please keep she was worth she was better Todd Blanche is the only replacement Where I'm like, this guy's actually Handling it all worse It's just like when everyone was celebrating When they were trying to pick a new speaker of the house And I was just watching going It's going to be a worst person

You guys get that right? They can't figure it out Yeah Also they found the closeted gay man Who shares porn with his son Yeah Also you get a lot of work done on the green man You know when you're out there

You're just like you're dealing doing deals Like No Trump comes up with some of his greatest bullshit when he's out there. Yeah, for sure. Just really. And then the problem is at the eighth hole, they have to change his diaper.

That's the hardest part. Did you see... The shittiest hole on the course. Apparently, he always smells like shit. Yeah, because he's shitting his pants all the time. Did you see him on the... Who smells worse? Him or Russell Brand, do you think?

Sorry. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump, Russell, brand? It sounds like he's a ghost pooper. So he maybe has a little bit back there, but Trump is actively walking around with Duke.

Yeah, he's got the nuclear codes in his pants. He's just sitting there signing bills. Can you imagine just being next to him when he just shits his pants? And you're just like, ow, Bhop. Melania, change it.

The president pooped his pants again. I've got some really good ideas as he's like got his legs up high. All right. And they're just putting the baby powder on him. Some of that went in my peepee. Just think somebody's washing him off. There's someone's job it is to wash the shit

Cleaning. It's so like the 1400s Hapsburgs. Like it's just like crazy. I had a big duke earlier. I heard too much meatloaf last night. All right, Mr. President. I'm just ready to go out there and sign the bill.

They don't respect us. Did you see he started swinging his leg now? Like he's not able to like walk normally. He's like swinging it forward, which is a really good sign. that there's not much time left. But much how the fish lost the tail for the mammal to... Trump is evolving.

What's he evolving in? The perfect slug. Yeah, he is becoming more slug. He had a great quote the other day. Did you see that where he's like a... Do you know what it is to seethe? I see the love. Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's amazing. It was like the most relatable thing. I was like, I do. When I look at you, I seeth. Yeah. Exactly. The self-aware moment.

Yeah. All right. Let's do this one last one. All right. Boolagger, seriously wounded by witness in shooting a fray. Charles Hess, 28, is in a critical condition at a hospital here from a gunshot wound, said to have been inflicted by Clarence Andrews following a shooting late last night on the Andrews farm near Emmitsburg, Maryland.

Anders is in the Frederick jail. He was to be tried today in circuit court on a bootlegging charge. Anders was the prosecuting witness. Oh, he was going to snitch. Okay. He was a snitcher. Oh, no, he shot. The snitch shot the other guy.

Hmm. Anders said he, the snitch shot the guy who was on trial, who was going on trial. Ah. Andrew said he received information that Hess was coming to his home to disable his automobile in order to prevent him from appearing at the trial. Well, yeah, if you can't drive, you can't get there. Yeah, so you got to shoot the guy. 100%.

He concealed himself in a wagon bed, and when Hess appeared, he fired. And the shot entered his back and pierced the abdomen. Damn. I'm for all. I'm pro everything that just happened. I don't know where I land. Really? Yeah.

Why? I don't know. I want to see what Brandy thinks. I'm going to join whenever she thinks. Brandy? My great-grandmother's first husband was murdered for being a run-rummer, a rum runner. Oh, really? In Maryland.

Yeah, yeah. In Maryland, yeah. Run-yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, they found him just like in a shot in a shack somewhere at one point. Yeah. Yeah, my four, my grandfather and his three brothers were Moonshunders. shine runners out of Canada into Washington

during Prohibition and they one was shot on a bar stool by another bootleger guy. My dad was a heroin mule and Rambo's based on him. I'm not to not to out do you to but

no more questions. No no questions. If you have a question, leave it on a milk chop. No heroin in that movie. Quiet down, buddy boy. So Brandy, people should watch Milk Job. One more time. Where's the YouTube that people should go to? Yeah, you're going to go to Burn This Records on YouTube.

Burn This Records. And also follow us on Instagram. I'd love that. Also, I'm Brando on Instagram. Yeah, if you like me personally, you hate my label for some reason. Come follow me. I'm fun. And there's a lot of people who fall into that category.

There's a lot of those out there. No, Brandy, really appreciate what you're doing, and everyone should go watch Milk Job, support you. Great work. Always a pleasure. Thank you for being here. Of course. Good to see you guys.