The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 180 - The Past Times with Naomi Ekperigin

Episode Date: June 27, 2026

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Welcome to the past times. It's a podcast. Someone's finally doing it. You know what we do here. Each week we go through a newspaper from a random date and history picked out by none other than Dave Anthony. Igarth Reynolds have never seen it. And neither has this week's guest. Dave, this is a big one. She's back. We have the great Naomi. Ekparrigan.

Naomi, you're back. Wow. This is huge to be back with my brothers. to be back with my family. Thank you so much for having me. People are going to lose it. It's been a while. I mean, it's been a while. Okay, can we let the record show to?

Yeah, you can like the record show. The last time I was supposed to do it, there was like the internet outage on your end, right? So we didn't do it. But then I got in my head because there was no reschedule. And I was like, okay, they're done with me. They're dumb in there. You want me to be totally honest?

I think sometimes you're better than this show. And I'm not kidding. Sometimes I swear to God, sometimes I'm like, she's busy. She's just doing so much. She doesn't. She loved it at one point, but she's so busy. We didn't know you had so much time on your hands. No, Naomi, we've talked about,

shut up, Dan, be quiet. We've talked about this before. If at one point we're like, you know what, this show, we got to bring in a third character for this show, there is, if we held it to a vote, it would be you. And if that vote was just Dave and I, it would be you. Yeah, true. the highest highest honor

or chrystalia or delia we like because you know it's fun and I Naomi brought this up before we started we do talk about him a lot

probably too much but what I do like is he cracks himself he does he nails himself last the way his mind works in a way where he can't get through the thought

without being like yo bro ha ha ha ha ha it's awesome don't you kind of You'll appreciate this. One time I shot, I was on a show, DeLea was like in the scene. And this to me was like so, and this is before we knew.

This is 2018, maybe I shot it, right? So pre-allegations, I didn't know the man, but I knew of him. You know, there's a drowned rat energy that's not in line with my values. Long before I knew the information, right? And so we're shooting. And, you know, it was the scene where it was like, it was on me and the other actor's coverage. DeLea's in the back. do you know every damn time

we did the scene he had to do a whole production ad lib improvisation and finally somebody's like the camera's not on you that says so much to me even then even then a person where it's like everybody's working people are trying to make their day

we don't need you turning it all into a bit when it's not even the camera ain't even seeing you boo if people don't understand like if you're doing a scene you go, am I in the shot? Am I on camera? Is this me? You don't talk. If it's not you, you don't.

If it's not you, you don't. It's about the other person. You give them what they need. It says a lot that that might be the worst thing I've ever heard about. There's been a lot going on. I cannot imagine that. Awful. On arrested development, on arrested development, one of the things that was Lucille would,

they would be like, if it's not her coverage, she still will be like, oh, I didn't pick up the hot dog right. And they would always be like, it doesn't matter. Just please. And she'd like, oh, wait, I picked up the wrong fork. They're like, it's your shoulder. It's just your shoulder. She'd be like, I messed it up.

She was like a classically theater-trained actress. Well, Naomi, you have a podcast with your little boo, Andy, the sweet Andy Beckerman. You have couples therapy. Dave and I have been on it twice. Speaking of not being asked back on podcasts. You, look, I think we unpacked a lot the first two times. I think the third time what I want is Dave's wife on, actually separate from both of you, because she is a mental health professional.

And I need to get her on that episode too. This is a great episode. If she and I can connect on Dave talk. Oh, no, they have talks. These two fucking assholes, they get together and they talk about me. This is not true. You're the only one who understands it. This is not true.

But one time she did say, we were about to go on tour. We were just packing the van up. He walked inside and she walked by me and she goes, he's your problem now. Oh, I know she happy when y'all hit the road. She needs a moment's peace.

Okay, she needs a moment's peace. The fucking wine is already uncorked, but just in the bottle waiting. She goes, Finn, order yourself a pizza. Yeah, her bedroom.

It's my time. Mommy's on holiday. She always talks big and lasts about one day. Yeah. And then she's like, Just like Dave. This isn't right. Save toxic.

That's Delia Energy. All right, Naomi, you know what we would do here. We're going to go through this old stinky newspaper with this weird old guy. And we're going to guess what year it's from. Fucking bullshit. Okay, before we really quickly, though, I don't want to derail us. But before we do, I do need to call out the fact that you got the Stephen Seagall painting between the two of you. He is giving me Vigo the Carpathian energy.

That's right. like something may happen to me. I feel I may be controlled. We don't want the guests feeling comfortable. By the way, imagine Ghostbusters, too, if that's the painting. A different movie. If it's Seagal coming out, like,

I taught them jujitsu. Sir, you've pissed your ghost outfit. Okay, so I just was watching. I invented Bruce Lee. I don't know if it's really not, but there was a guy on Instagram telling the story of the time that he was supposed to do, like some local

music show like an Austin City Limits type thing and he shows up and then goes into the dressing room for like three hours. This is true so far and then comes out and the woman

who's the host is like your ponytail is sexy and then he said or something to that effect and then the guy said that Segal stared at her then for 28 minutes without saying anything and then farted and walked off the set and didn't come back.

What? What? And it sounds made up, but it also sounds very Stephen Seagall. I am as a Seagalite and someone who's heard three episodes of our show about him and is awaiting a fourth. I do not believe that to be true. It's 2018. I believe if a woman paid him a compliment, they would catch him like going through her

toilet. But no, I think he'd be like, Mr. Seagall. go, he'd be like, I'm just collecting her data. No, he took the compliment to be not true. Like, he took the compliment to be not sincere. You know, you look shitty when someone compliments a thing you actually have, and you're like, are you making fun of me? No, I love your sprayed on hair.

I love you looking like that game they used to sell at the airport where you put a beard on a guy with a magnet stick. I guess we can look up when he cut his ponytail because that was two thousand, He still has a pony to Oh, he does? Yeah. No, he does he? Yes.

He says the ponytail? Yes. It's got to be fake at this point. Dude, it's all fake. He died in 1988. Gall is not real. All right. He's got enough money.

What year? Yeah, go ahead, Nancy. Yeah, I mean, listen, if you guys want to do a side podcast talking and pontificating about Steven Seagal, I'm way in. We'll bring Dave's wife on it. Andy can join. I don't give a fuck. Go ahead.

Naomi. My guess my guess is, I don't remember the year last time I was on because I was like I would use that to like take it. But I'm going to say 1987. That is a crazy guess from Naomi. I know. I know. That's a, like, that's a call your shot before you get up to bat. I'm going to go 1891. Nope, you're wrong. Again, wrong century.

What is with you with the wrong centuries? Naomi wins. It's 1932. So close, pretty close. I mean, obviously the math is in my favor, but... But the math is in your favor, but okay. Yeah, but it's still nice that it's further away because... She got the century, right? Sure.

She wins. Yeah, well, the metric changes a lot. It doesn't change. It does because your attitude. And this is another thing I'd like to talk to your wife about on couples therapy when Heather and I do it together and you're boxed out. Go ahead, Dave. I'm going to do a podcast with Andy.

Honestly, by the way, It would be just fucking yelling the whole time. And Andy, it's going to be me and Andy and Jose. That's a great, that's a great show. That is a great show. Oh, can you imagine those two, oh, God. Those two together. You can't.

Oh, you just can't. It's going to go gripes. It's going to be called gripes. It would be, and then you'd have a segment called, this really gets my goat. Oh, you two doing a podcast together. together. Uh, Los Angeles, California, Tuesday, June 7th, 1932, the Daily News. All right.

Two cents at that time. Two cents. Interesting that a paper is two cents because that's really, okay. What they're giving. That's what they're giving. Better from you. Nobody likes it from you. Amelia hints she yearns for.

Delia's never had a drink. Are you fucking shitting me? No. He does not have any being drunk. excuse for his behavior? I'll tell you what, though, laws get broken. Including statutory ones. Yeah, go ahead.

Amelia hints she yearns for babies. You know, he went to a restaurant once and ordered a bottle of wine and he goes, what years of that from? And they were like 2004 and he was like too old. Okay, I'm done with Chris. Thank you. So is Hollywood.

Okay, I wouldn't talk about Amelia hinting at babies because if it's in the newspaper, it's more than a hint. Truth. Truth. It's overt, yes. It's an advertisement. It's overt. And it's the first fucking article.

Apparently she screamed, I need someone to put a baby in me, but before she got in a plane. Amelia, she had a breeding kink. I want a litter. Sorry, people don't talk about that enough. Amelia Earhart Putnam's. name is Putnam? I'm glad she dropped that. She had a Putnam?

Amelia Earhart is the perfect female pilot name. It is. Putnam is bullshit. She had an aviation agent. Amelia, the Putnam's holding you back. You're dropping Putnam. You're an air hot, baby. You're hot in the sky.

That's where you want to be. The Putnam sounds crazy. It's like someone put glue in a golfing hole. Boy, that's a great idea. Trust me, kid. He's the best. Where's he sending you on tour? I don't know.

but he promises I'll get back. I got all kinds. We're going to fly it right over the Bermuda triangle. Now I'm, I'm obsessed with putting different liquids in, Jesus Christ. Like he just,

oh my God, syrup, like all kinds of stuff you could put in there. And he just, you just put plastic down there. See, Naomi, what's going to happen at one point is Dave is going to get arrested for the most five-year-old shit you've ever heard. It was mundane. It's going to be like, Jesus Christ.

You know, Dave can't see his kid anymore because he puts syrup in a golf hole. Worth it. And he would respect that. Are you looking up if that's a thing? Yeah, because she got married to publicist George Palmer Putnam in 1931. A publicist. Oh, okay. I know publicist?

It's like, she doesn't need the press. You know what I mean? She's doing it herself. And by the way, any publicist would give you the advice of don't take my last name if your name was Amelia Earhart. Yeah. It sounds like the circus like major. I think it was pretty hard not to take the dude's name back then. People would be like, what the fuck is wrong?

wrong with you. Lesbian. Yeah. We should kill her. She's already in the sky. She's already in the sky. She has to prove that she's somewhat agreeable. Totally.

I'm not going to take your last name. Then you're not flying. Pick a lane, Earhart. You're already doing a lot of man's stuff. There's pants. You're flying? It's a whole thing. Your hair's a little short,

and I've let a lot of it go by. You're a Putnam. Amelia Earhart Putnam's plans for a future may be more concerned with raising a family than with aerial adventures. Man, no wonder she didn't fucking come back. Yeah, right. She probably landed like on an island and was like, and that's the end of that. Yeah. With raising a family than with aerial adventures, the famous American aviator hinted today when she was acclaimed by crowds on our arrival in Paris.

Quote, I've been so busy since my marriage. that I haven't had time to think about children, but I'll doubtless get around to that pretty soon. She didn't want to do it. Okay. No. No, no, no. There's no way.

She went missing in 1937. Yeah, so. So she didn't want to have kids because that's five years where she didn't have a kid. Imagine. Exactly. She was like, I'm not. A woman in the 30s who's allowed to fly a plane. And they're like, why are you going to?

And then they're like, why aren't you hurrying back? Get a baby. She 100% landed that fucking thing somewhere. I was like, we're good. Yeah. She's back to the future. She's like flying across the fucking Atlantic and people are like, why are you going to put a baby in it? Don't you want to have your life ruined by your publicist husband?

Remember did the Discovery Channel like 15 years ago was like, we found evidence of where she was living. And for like 10 days, everyone was like, well, it's crazy. And then they were like, we're idiots. We didn't think you guys are going to talk about it so much. So, no, it's not true. Oh, but see, I love the idea that as you said, she, she, quote, went missing. She said, I'm trying to do me.

You know what I'm saying? Because Amelia was, she was giving pants. She was giving flight, okay? She said, I will defy all the laws. Okay, she was the original wicked defying gravity, babes. Yes. And she said, she said, fuck this pottenham. By the way, we've got to make a biopic called Giving Pants.

And it's about Amelia. Giving Pants, the Amelia Earhart. she's giving payers but I have no plans whatever right now although all doubtless continue flying right so she wants kids she probably knew too she was probably when she landed it and decided she was never

going to come back to like regular society she was probably like you know it's going to suck because they're going to be like oh see this is why a woman can't fly a plane but I'm making a choice for me and I'm just not going to go back and deal with Putnam I mean she died at she died at 39 she wasn't going to have fucking kids. She lived at 39.

That is exactly how you put it. She was just in a fucking jungle, just eating those, whatever those little bananas are called. You know what I'm talking about. I like to think she was like teaching local children. Do you know what I like that too? She has a real like, I'm going to go abroad and teach English energy. I love

the idea that she goes to this island and she's like hanging out with children. She just doesn't want the Putnam one. Yeah. She just is like, she like doesn't want to be a mom. She's just like, I want to do it. my name. It'll be great. You can tell our kids

about that time you used to fly. Your ankles will get too swollen for you to ever go. You won't be able to go up there. You'll have thrombosis. You'll stay down here with me. We'll finally get that Murphy bed

installed. Oh, fuck me. I wonder if it was a marriage of convenience. Convenient for who? For him? Not for her. she could fly she didn't meet a man

but there is nothing she was gaining she was Peter Pan well she didn't meet him she was her publicist and publisher but she didn't need what does she need a publicist

if you're the first woman to fly a plane then he's like now how do we get your name out there let me tell you what happens to the first lady that flies a plane when she gets when she gets in the plane they go she's gay yeah the first thing she takes off

that's gotta be a lesbian. Yeah. So then maybe though, if you're telling me that's why they called it the cockpit. Then maybe they were like, maybe they were just best things. To me it's like you had a man on payroll.

You're telling me you were married to a man that you also paid. Lavender marriage? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that is weird, by the way. But also, what a great fucking, that'd be great to be getting paid by your spouse. I'd be like, she never brings it up,

so I'm just fucking taking the money. Honey, not to be a cut, but she owe me $1,500 again. He's still paying him, he keeps asking. Yeah, maybe. I don't know if anybody's ever explored that. Giving pants. A biopic of Amelia Earhart

and what happened after she landed on that weird island. She said she changed her plans and accepted an invitation from Premier Mosulini to visit Italy. She will depart Tuesday. Well, that dinner. Okay, well, all right. It didn't end great, obviously.

That hasn't aged the best. You know what? She made some choices. She's not perfect. She's not perfect. And where will you be going on one of your flights? Well, I want to hit all the big sights and finally meet my hero, Benito Mussolini. He's phenomenal.

I have no notes on that fella. I just wish there was another one in Europe just like him, but maybe a little more ambitious. I mean, I don't. Somewhere out there, a kid's got a Mussolini poster on his wall, and he's going to show the world. Oh, that was a real journey. That little, I mean, what was that? Probably, what, 10 lines? And yet, we really went on a journey.

We enjoyed ourselves. I've already gotten my two cents worth is what I feel, just from that piece of love. We should start booking you for two back-to-backs, honestly, Naomi. That should be how this goes. I know that your silence says a lot there, but go ahead, Dave. What? I didn't even know what you mean, back-to-back what? With two episodes.

We could do two on one paper. We record two. We spread them out. Two-parter. I know. She's got time? Dave. Sorry.

Dave, why don't you stop underlining the fact that I am tech avail all the damn time? I'm trying to get you work. Damn it, Dave. I'm trying to get your work right now. I know. I'm really not like to go. I'm out here in need of a check. Anybody?

We need checks. Right. Just on the street. Anyone have a riding job? I'm looking to write. Hello. A sandwich board. Yeah.

You've got a spec on your sandwich board. Interior. Oh, this is interesting. We just turn around. I'd like to see where this goes. U.S. asks bids to get bodies in volcano pit. I'm sorry, what? Yeah.

You heard me. U.S. asks bids to get bodies in volcano pit. So there's a couple of people who fell into a volcano. Oh. And the U.S. is asking for people to make. bids on how much it will cost to get them out of there. Did we not know how magma works? You got to, yeah, but you can get in there.

Okay, that's also not what I thought that was. I thought based on that headline, I was like, U.S. is like taking bids to see who will go in the volcano. Like, they want to, like, pay people to go in there and, like, get something out. They kind of are. They got to go in there to get the body out. This is before Bear Grills was invented. But are they paying you to get the body out?

Yeah. They're asking you. I got bad news. I think they're going to need another guy to go in and get that body. I think they're going to, you just keep getting guys to bid and put the next guy in. All right, I'm starting to get worried about Clark. Send James in.

And then at some point, you just have to get a claw machine-like apparatus. You know what I mean? At some point, you just go, you know what? And you just, why don't we just get little claw? It's just more goo. It's just hot goo still. What happened to the bodies? They went in their hole and now they're gone.

If only we knew how hot it was. Men were asked to bid today for the hazardous job of descending into a fire pit. It's just like the jaws. I'll go in there for $5,000 and get out of your bodies. And is there a hobbit ring in there? I just need a cage and five hoagies. In the Kilauea volcano to recover the bodies of Sylvester Nunez and Margaret Eno. sweethearts.

What? Okay, I'm sorry, what? A couple fell in the volcano? Yeah, that happened. Honeymoon hike. Yeah, you're up there at honeymoon hike and all of a sudden you jump in accidentally. Honeymoon hike.

Yeah. Or do you think it was a little murder situation? Well, they love to take wives on hikes. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm hoping for. I'm hoping for a murder suicide. Yeah, that's definitely a thing.

Yeah. By the way, it's time to stop doing that. I'm not saying that it was ever a good thing. But if you're a guy, that's played out now. Can't be doing that anymore. I think in the year 2026, post Me Too and all that, everyone's like, don't go up to a volcano room with your man. Yeah, I wouldn't. I'm a man and I wouldn't go on a hike.

No, no, don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go in nature. Like, the idea is, do not go in nature alone with a man. Okay? If you want to live, you can't be out here. You can't be out here at dawn. As a man, as a man, I, I, look, I wouldn't go out, but it could happen.

You get in nature. It's just you, it's, something comes over you. you're like I could get away. Can I push back on this? Of course he wants to push. It's very nice for any lady out there to take a stroll with me around my piranha pond. The piranha pond, Heather, reach out. Heather, blueed twice.

Heather, please. We would love to have you on couple therapy. Oh, she can't blink anymore. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, sweet God. They're glued shut. Jesus Christ.

Nunez shot the girl to death. Oh, well, okay. That's overkill. This is overkill. Okay. If I... They shot her to death and then pushed her to fall. After she had refused his offer of marriage.

This is by the way. Okay. This is why you say yes. See, but this is what I love about... This is what I love about the dial-up. This is what I love about pastimes. When y'all bring history up, you realize the more things change,

the more things stay to say. I know. That shit ain't changed a fucking minute. You tell her me. He said, no, thank you. He said, I'm a shoot you and then push you with a volcano. And then he went in. And then he went in.

Yeah, look. Which is the gentlemanly thing to do after a murder burn. Can we just agree? He had a lot of feelings. The absolute fear that must have gone through a woman's body when a man proposed that you didn't want to say. Oh, Stan, well, boy, so nice to hear the offer. Can we walk back down to civilization while I think about it? Can we not do this?

It's a yes. And then when we get back down there, I'll officially check the box. All right, honey, I'm going to go up to the volcano with you and my pistol. Also, yeah, why did he have a gun? Why did he have the gun on the volcano walk? In case. Lava monster. He was ready for a no.

He was ready for a no. There's no other reason to have your gun when you propose. Oh, I just think it's the best. follow-up. You got a ring in one pocket and a firearm in the other. It's called a backup plane. Now what I did with my wife... Debbie, will you marry me? No? What about now? That's what I thought. What I did with my wife was I got on my knee. I took my handgun out. I placed it carefully in front of me. We're doing this. On the ground. And then I said, will you marry me? Is there a ring? And don't blink when you... And you look at her and do not fucking blink. Okay. All right.

All right, piranha pan. For eight, Paranapon. Nunez. I don't know. I was talking to myself. Mr. Segal. Nunez shot the girl to death after she had refused his offer of marriage

and then leaped with her body into the pit. That is, that's, listen. This is wild, but also who saw this? Was this in front of a group of people? I need more story, Dave. Is he on a group tour? Was it a group tour situation? There's going to be people up there

because if you're up on Kilauea, there's going to be a lot of tourists. So there's people that had to have seen it. Well, people saw him, like, shoot her eight times. And then he was like, yay. I don't know. We got it with eight times. He probably just popped on her head.

She said, yes. I mean, he obviously had this planned out. He was like, if she says, yes, I'm going to live with her forever. I'm going to live with her forever. And we're going to have babies. If she says, no, I'm going to pop her in the head, jump in that fucking volcano. As Amelia Earhart flew over and was like, validating. I feel so validating.

Killaway is on the Big Island. It's got a kill in the name. Probably, I'm just saying. Good point. It's an interesting point I've made. Today, director. This is why we don't like tourists on the mainland. You know, I mean, we don't need the tourists in Hawaii.

They bring a lot of negativity, stuff like this, for example. Yeah. This is really bad. So it's come out recently. So on the west side of the big island, it's, there's a lot of indigenous people. And it's very much a place that, like, people say, like, don't go there if you're white. God, I'm so sick of that culture.

Go ahead, Dave. They are like, nowhere's safe for us anymore. They're like, we're not interested to you coming around here, don't come here. And recently someone was like, we've put together like the stats and like 75 white people have gone missing.

They're just trying to figure out. And I was like, okay. Awesome. They said what they say. They said what they said. They told you. They told you. Yeah, honestly.

That is... Hello. Is there a quiz nose nearby? My app said the last quiz nose was around here. I love Pokey. As a spear goes through your neck. What the hell? Ah.

We need more of those. We need more communities like that, actually. We don't need white people. and then if you come there, it's on you. Stop telling you. We told you. Let them come. Just let them come.

Just honestly, just start advertising. So white people like, well, this is a strange part of town. Yeah. Do you fellas give surfing lessons? Yeah, white people don't come is the biggest, like, aphrodisiac for white people to come. Yes. They here don't show up and they're like, I'll be right over.

What do you got that I need? Right. What are you hiding? What resource is over there? Where are your medals? I understand you're hiding medals from us. My fingers got dingley. Today, Director Horace...

Just deep in the bones of the whites. Where are your shiny items? That's my new wife. Today, Director Horace Albright of the National Park Service issued a call for bids. for the dangerous job and said as much as the bodies were on government land, it was necessary to let contracts for their recovery. And he estimated the task would cost the government $1,500.

They must be, they must be, so I think it sounds like... Well, it sounds like he jumped into some, whatever the crater is, but the crater isn't like, you can't jump into the crater and land in the goo. You're going to hit like a ledge. I didn't know you were a volcanologist with those terms. I mean, I didn't know what volcanoes are. The goo is the...

The goo, yeah. The hot goo is a scientific term. The red bubble goo. Technically, the hot goo. I call it hot sauce. I call it the hot sauce. You don't want to hit the hot sauce. No, you don't want to hit the hot sauce.

I don't think they're scientists. That's where the hot sauce is. That's Guy Fieri. That's the hot sauce, my man. But it sounds like the body... He probably jumped and they landed like at a place that would kill them from the gases, but there's probably just bodies.

you can look down at. And so they're like, we actually got to move those. Jesus Christ. I would imagine. We should put that up. We should fit up that. Also, if they were tourists, if they're tourists, I'm sure it's like about like getting their bodies back to their homes.

Probably. Probably. They're going to be a little cut. What they should do is go and get the girl and just leave his body. Honestly, yes. And put a sign. You know what? Yes.

Dave, you're right. You want to know why? Because he wanted to be with her so bad. Okay. He needs to know he can't have it, not even in death. That's right. So you know what? Leave him in the volcano.

Give her a hero's funeral. Have a heart. Okay. Leave him in that volcano. Put a sign in him that just says, fuck this shit. He's still alive. Leave us be. This is my wife.

Oh my God. Anyway, can I just... It's a wild. Another wild one. Say yes. Say yes until you're down the fucking mountain. Ladies, for the love of God, say yes until you have people around you. How many times West, we learn this?

I do love the ones where the guy does it publicly and the girl's like, no, like in a basketball game. The idea of doing that without being 100%. It's crazy. I know. I know. It's really, really, really wild. Or even just, I don't know, public. I like a little sense of occasion to the idea of a proposal.

Sure. But anything public feels a little too much to me, even if it's like, you know they're going to say yes. It's very like, okay, honey, this is not your show. How did Dr. Beckerman do it? Mm-hmm. You know, too low key for my liking. Oh, is that right? Too low key.

And it was so funny, we like literally had to unpack it in therapy where I was like, I just feel like you're a creative person who puts a lot of energy into things. And then when it came time to propose to me. It was, and he was like, and it's funny because like I get it now, right? What he said was like, because I do all that kind of stuff, he's like, I wanted something that didn't have like performance to it. I wanted it to be direct. I wanted it to be like, I love you.

I would marry you. And of course, once you hear that, you're like, okay, stop. fine I'm being a bitch. That's why he did it. He did it in Olive Garden. We're family because he said, honey, when we're here, we're family, and I brought you here in front of our family

to ask if you would be mine forever. Now we're family. And they give endless breadsticks if you say yes. No, if you say yes. Oh, they do. No, if you say yes. Okay, we'll say yes. Gun on the table, breadsticks on the table.

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Quince.com slash dollop. Picnic crowd to pick bride for Petaluma Swain. What's happening? Okay. Petaluma is near where I grew up. Okay. A single man, a sworn monogamist. A single man, a sworn monogamous? What the fuck just happened?

I'll only be one with one woman. and I'm single. Today filed notice of intention to marry seven women, but he actually will marry only one of the seven. This is the dumbest start to an article possible.

This is also the first Bachelor. Don't you think you're the last episode of the Bachelor? I'm sworn to one. I'm a monogamist. And you seven will have a hell of a ride figuring out which one of you it's going to be.

Has that? I'll propose on the edge of a volcano to one of you. You better say yes. The ceremony will be conducted Sunday, and he doesn't know which of the seven will become his bride. This is The Bachelor. Yeah, this is a reality show. Thursday on ABC.

He played safe and filed notice of intention to marry all of them, thus complying with California three-day marriage law. But the law says you can file to marry seven people. I don't understand how that complies with a law. You can just submit seven applications. And then here's my seventh application. Sir, are you well? You're really skating around the law. I'm a single monogamous.

Life's pretty weird. James Dale of Paluma, the 58-year-old prospective bridegroom. By the way, I should point out in this era, I have about five years left to live. I'm really old. I was going to say, I was like 58. I was at 58. Ladies come and get, it is just starting to fall apart. Hey, who wants some white jerky?

He reached the offer to marry anybody who would agree to a public ceremony under auspices of the Hollister Elks Club. This is a real weird old guy. This is how you do it. The club is just like where he goes. He's like, who will get married with me at my club? Okay, so basically, okay, here's this happened. He's going to this club, right? Obviously, this man does not have a job.

He hangs out of the club. They make fun of him for being single, for not having a wife. And he was like, I have, I do, I'm going to get married. I'll have a wife. And then he said, he like got drunk and pretty much, I think they dared. him to get married, and now we're in the situation we're reading about in the paper. And he's like, I'll show them, and they're all like,

this is taking a super sad turn. Your seven will come to my club. We'll all have sandwiches and cocktails, and one of you will be my bride. And then I want you to walk up to that guy over there, the one named Derek, and you tell him, I love my bad. I love him.

And then we'll shred the other six certificates and they'll pay for their meals. I have about eight years. left to live. Approximately. When several candidates appeared, he was puzzled as to how he should choose his mate.

They were all probably younger and they were like, please not me. It's like duck, duck, goose. But also they're hoping he dies and they can like collect whatever. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, easy, David. Yeah, that's a big party. They're all gold diggers in the Anthony household.

Then it was decided to select the bride by popular acclamation. All right. Round of applause. Who should I fuck forever? Sunday afternoon and the seven prospects will be led one by one

across a platform at Boloto Park eight miles south. One, the one who receives the most applause for this guy is exactly what you said. Oh my God.

Just applause. Oh my God. What if it's close? You got to keep bringing them back. Well, you know it's these two. It's a tie. You're Polly. Yay!

The one oversees the most applause from the spectators will be married immediately afterward to the petal of a man who craves a bride. Honestly, this is so fucking crazy that Fox in 1998 would have been like, we're passing. Yeah, this is weird. It's a little strange. But see, because back then, I get it

because you had nothing else to do. Like, if I lived there, I'd be like, oh, I've got to go see how this shakes out. Like, I would be there all day long. Greatest thing I've ever seen. I would go. 100%. Absolutely, I'm gone.

Yeah, you'd have to. Yeah. That's the one you should marry. Me in the back, boo! All right, pal. Booing all of them. No matter what, you're just booing everyone. I want him single.

The seven candidates are Emma Johnson, 52, San Jose, divorcee. Oh, there we go. So it's like Golden Bachelor. Mabel Stebbler, 35, San Jose single. It's getting strange. Mabel, okay. Amelie Sharp, 39, Oakland, Widow. Corrine Batty, 41, San Leandro, Widow.

I like her. chances. I like her too. Okay. Yeah. Nine, it's got to be Nina. Nine McDonald, 40, Alameda single. Little Bits. Now it's getting, now what are we doing? Hello, I'm a clown. My name's Little Bits.

Clowns aren't age. We don't have an age. I think they're making up names. 39, Montaya Widow and Emma Strumbo, 33 Santa Clara single. Well, obviously, Little Bits deserves it all. I really need a follow-up, but there's no follow-up. Yeah, I want to know who he picked. and I really hope it was little bits.

It's got to be a little bits. I like him with a 52-year-old. Like, I don't want him to have some young woman where he's like, I'm going to make you pregnant and you have to have a bunch of babies. I don't want the 32-year-old. Yes. Yes. It's either for me, it's the someone in their 50s

or little bits. Little bits to me just really, that would be an incredible man. That'd be fun. I mean, for the thing, if we were there, we would be doing it 100 bit. Oh, for the bit, for the big bit. And then just to see the after ceremony, it's like, and you, little bits, take him to be your lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold. I now pronounce you little bits.

You're both little bits. That's little bits is what she just turns into confetti. Oh my gosh. The hell is she? She's just a bunch of confetti. I would marry bits just off the name. Little bits. Little bits.

Because then her name's going to be Little Dale. I'm James Dale This is Little Dale This is Little Bitsdale We're married We did it at the club Through a round of applause And I hope it's LIL

Do you know what I mean I wanted to be LIL Yeah I agree It should be yeah Yeah it has to be Lail man It can't be little Court validates marriage wreck As Seer foretold

A fortune tell his prediction Oh my God I'm sorry But these headlines are fucking rude Some of them just feel like You know what it feels like It feels like someone's like, I have a secret, but I'm not going to tell you.

Like, it's like, why is it, like, why is it just not direct information? It feels like kind of tricky. That is so true. You know what I mean? And it's like really like, remember, like, Facebook when it would just be like, I'm really just sick of people who are coming at me for the wrong reasons. And you'd be like, would you just explain what's happening? Right. Right.

And what you, it's like the newspaper almost wants you to go, what happened? Yeah. I hate the first. I hate the follow-up when someone's like, it's just really going to be tough. Looking at their phone, I'm like, you ain't getting me. I'm not, get fucked. You think I have a follow-up?

No, you want to talk? Let's talk. If something's so funny, tell me it. But don't just sit there like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, I'm like, I don't have any interest in digging into your little situation over there. You stay in your little friendship with your phone there, okay? Oh, yeah, that title, that title was so fucked, Dave.

Say it again, I'm still bad. court validates marriage wreck as seer foretold sure okay a fortune teller was like this will end badly yes you will go on a hike at a volcano that's just the engagement quick engagement no on the way down

a fortune teller's prediction I don't come you have to a fortune tellish prediction of marital trouble and his wife's faith in the seer were blamed yesterday by Harold Strome, 23, for his domestic unhappiness. Yeah, well, he's, his wife believed it.

And then it all went, she's like, well, this isn't going to work. Women can be so opinionated. No, I think he was not into this idea. Oh, he wasn't into it, and she was like the seer said. The wife was really into the seer. He obtained a divorce before Superior Judge Isaac packed after testifying that a fortune teller told me,

Juanita Strom, 23, that she and her husband would have lots of trouble that would end in separation. It's got to be weird. It's a weird. That's what they do to get money. And they're like, but, but if I, if you come here and we do more sessions, I can change. That's what they do. Yeah. But not a seer.

A seer is like, she's like got her tarot cards or a crystal ball or looking at tea leaves or something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but still. And I like this actually. I love that she could do that. Because you know what that means? Juanita was never fucking with him. Juanita wasn't about him.

If she really liked him ever, the seer wouldn't have been able to get her out the door that fast. Do you know what I mean? Like she wasn't having it. Because also why were you even at the seer to begin with? That's right. 23 married. It's like why are we even going to the seer?

She wasn't having it. She wasn't having it. It would be a great way to break up too, to see the seer before. and be like, say some fuckdoms. Yes, yes, yes. I don't know, babe. Ever since we saw that sear, I've just had these doubts.

And I guess she was right at the time, Strom declared. From that time on, Mrs. Strom refused to cook or do anything else on the theory that our marriage was doomed. Well, I'm not cooking for you, motherfucker. What's the point in having lasagna? It ends in tragedy. Carol, we don't know when. Oh, yeah. Doesn't matter.

Come to bed. No point. No point doing the dishes or fucking you. Just so filthy. I ain't doing dishes for a bitch. And you're just like, what? It's like, Juanita, please. Juanita, my God.

That would get me close to breaking up right there. All right, you know what? This is not working. I'm sick of hearing that. I'm doing dishes for a bitch. All right. You know what? This is just crazy. American gargles two-liter beer for 11-second record. This is from Paris. This story is from Paris.

Oh, so we like set. We have always been that girl. America has always been that girl. We've always been the girl shouting. I'm not doing dishes for that bitch. Wait, but also two leaders, a whole, like, meaning held up. Okay, go ahead, Dave. Yeah, no. That's a lot of beer.

It's a lot of beer. It's also just like there was nobody. It was never like, you know, American riff soliloquy in the park to great fanfare. It was like, I went there, put so much Budweiser on my head, they freaked out. When the French center for the Spurs, Wembley, Wembley, Wemby. Wemby. He went to the park during the finals and was like, I'm going to sketch this statue. And he's sitting there sketching it.

And Americans are like, what the fuck's with this one? Like, people are just lying. Like, what are you fucking doing? He's like, I didn't know you could get CTE from basketball. He's just like a cultured French guy sketching. And they're like, what you doing, weirdo? What is this some sort of trap? Why come you ain't drinking vodka through your asshole?

You're so tall. The world's record for beer drinking tumbled again today under an attack of Henry Cochran, an American, who drained a two-liter slightly more than half a gallon, schooner in 11 seconds flat. Okay, it's a schooner. So it's chugged it. So a schooner makes it really easy.

It was a shuner makes it really easy to pound. You know what schooner is? It's a really like, it has like a ball on the end, and then it's like a fucking really long tube. So it just shoots down your throat. Oh. Yeah, it shoots down your throat. Yeah.

Okay, so he basically just said, you know, he just opened wide and it just happens. It's impressive for an American. No, it's a lot. It also seems like, I've never, I've never been a beer drinker, but it's so bloating. Yes. I just imagine, I'm like imagining like Violet Beauregard from fucking Willie Wong. Like he's filled with beer and it's like a giant ballroom fast. We like that feeling, the men of America.

It's only what's going to get us to Pixar level girth. So I haven't... We need to be bouncy. I don't really drink beer anymore, but I was in Arizona last week, and I was like, it's fucking hot. A beer sounds good. And so I got a Heineken. And I drank it and then just fell asleep for two hours. Exactly.

You're not going to make it, dude. You're not going to make it through the fallout times. Cochran, six feet five, with his... With his shoes on, with his shoes on. And I should, good journalism is being practiced here. I won't be taking off my shoes to drink this beer, by the way. Why do Americans talk? And known to his friends as Cupy.

So Coupie's going to keep his shoes on when he's schooners. Set the record at Harry's bar. He broke the 13th second mark set last month by Jack Robbins of Bridgeport, Connecticut. Oh, so there was like another American. Beautiful. What do we do? We're going over to France. It's an American competition.

You know what I mean? No, the French are like, please stop breaking this record. You think that guy from Connecticut knows how to do it? You ain't seen me do it. I want to put two schooners in my mouth. How about that? I'm going to have a walrus schooner look. My shoes are staying the fuck on.

Once I heard a woman's flying over the goddamn water, I was going to do this in 11 seconds no matter what. Now, if you fucking French try to take my shoes off, you're going to have another thing coming. Nobody wants you to take your shoes off. That's good. Well, then they're coming off.

For fuck sake, these people. I'm drinking the beer out of my shoe. Cochran is a native of Williamsport, Pennsylvania. The new record holder said he practiced marathon drinking in a soft drink parlor at Princeton.

I have a drinking problem. I know he says it's a soft drink parlor, but that doesn't mean you couldn't bring another drinks. That's my theory. Yes, I agree. Because no way is a beer the same as what, like, what do they have in the 30s? What is their equivalent of a cola, right?

Just basically cola, a shanty? That sounds beer in it. Wait till you hear it. But he added, I've been training by drinking courts of whiskey since I came to Europe. I don't really care for beer or bootleg liquor. Holy fuck. Okay.

What? Fuck me. I've been training with quartz of whiskey. Just admit you have a drinking problem. Look, I got a lot of issues. I'm not having a drinking problem. I've been training. Every time I drink one of these, I yelled, my dad didn't love me.

Because I'm training. You understand? Have you boys never been training before? I do heroin to train. It's literally got nothing to do with you. I'm training. Drinking a half gallon. Use out of it.

like the officers, my mother and my therapist. And my sooth sear. My sear keeps saying stuff like this too. We just should apologize. America should just be called I'm sorry. Yeah. It's just at the time. That was one of my favorite things, though.

You guys, do you remember in Australia, right? I believe they have, it's now called National Day of Remembrance. I'm sure an Australian listener will. Correct me. But back before that, it was called Sorry Day. Oh, my God. Was it really? Yes, it was like, they were like, we're so sorry to the Aboriginal people.

Sorry day. And I said, I think that's a little too light for the devastation. Well, you know, before. Before that, it was called Whoopsy Day. And before that, it was called We Stand By It. It's amazing the way, like the line in the sand of the Mayaculpas we will offer where it's like, we apologize. Can we have the land back?

No. No. Unfortunately, can we have money for what you did? No. But are bad, okay? How about a day off and perhaps some sort of a

candlelight vigil. Half day, no candles. No, yeah, you can have candles. Actually, candles. Half day candles. No day, some candles. Okay, candles. Just candles.

And then we get to blow them out like a birthday cake and we got our wish. Bip-Boo-B-Dib-da-Bit-Bit-Bit-Bit-Bah-da-Bah. I liked when Australia recently was like, let's have a national referendum and give the Aboriginal people a representative in parliament. And they voted against it.

They lost it. Go fuck yourself. No, they fucking lose their. It's fucking crazy to watch. That is, I was telling Dave, like, my mother is a, does not like the Labor Party. in the UK, obviously hates the conservatives.

And there's this guy, Zach Polanski, who, like, just like Jeremy Corbyn, they were like they're framing him as an anti-Semite. And my mother goes, but yes, but he's coach, all that anti-Semitic stuff. I was like, he's Jewish, and they did this to Jeremy Corbyn.

She was like, it's just what they're saying. I was like, whoever they are, you need to tune them out. They've been doing this for a while to you. Oh. Churchman strike lingerie banner. Finally. Something I can get behind. Yeah, thank you.

Because he interrupted a religious service. Here's Father Stevens. He's wearing a tasteful little number with the nipples cut on. You like this. There we are. Praise to Jesus. That's right. Here we are.

At 4,800 South Hoover Street by waving an intimate item of lingerie at Feminine at Feminine members of the church choir. Does that mean women? Yes. He interrupted the religiousers. So they're doing a choir or some sort of service. And this guy whose name is Lynn Mask. Sure.

Absolutely. Okay. Mechanic, age 51. What's happening? Now I am lost. He waved lingerie at them. So now the mechanic priest is waving lingerie at the famous. No, he's not a priest.

You put that in. He's not a priest. He like walked in. He's just a dude off the street. Okay. I like this. Yeah. These are panties.

I work on cars I was in jail yesterday I'm a charge of disturbing the peace You know yesterday I was in jail Smell this This is a used bra Why's that guy up on that cross? This is from a dumpster

Sniff it This is advertising for my McGrouch Who Incense members of the congregation Through the man into the street According to officers And summon police You know I mean

There was a couple guys in there who are like, this is awesome. Also, it's like, again, we don't need to call the cops. Just get them out. Keep it pushing. Honestly. I'm like, stop with the cops. The thing I saw a couple fucking days ago, just enough.

Just deal with the noise. Deal with the noise. Don't call the goddamn cops anymore. No, don't. Don't. Don't start. Don't even start me because I will lose my fucking mind. That took me down. That took me down for a very long time. Yes, agreed. In a way that I, you know, I still haven't quite recovered after like.

Well, it would be nice to see a seed of empathy coming out of 20 people just involved in a murder of that nature. Anyway, that was brutal. Yeah. The next one is about a sad dog over a pig, so I'm not going to read that. The pig died. The pig died? You skip it, please. I can't take any.

Well, the pig died. I don't know. I mean, he fucking skipped it to be like the pig's dead. The farmer killed it. And the dog was like, what the fuck? So I'm not going to read that story. We don't need to have it read anymore. You just told us the negative.

Yeah. You're like a horrible cliff note. By the way, that's the business I'm starting. Terrible cliff notes. Horrible cliff notes. They broke his glasses. Piggy's dead. Masur fights influence charge.

Denying that he brought undue influence upon the late Mrs. Elsie Ferry Barth of Santa Monica. I'm a fairy barth. To endure. induce her to leave him her $3,000 estate. That's got to be a great massage. What a massage it had ever been.

Oh, no, no, no. He's helping out the ladies. He's helping out the older ladies. He's got Nangle. He's got Nangle. He's like, I'm going to massage older ladies and I'm going to see what comes of that. You know, you hold a lot of tension down here too, Grace.

Exactly. He's like, let me open your third eye. It's like, excuse me? Oh, there's a tremendous. of tension down there and there has been since the war. Well, don't worry about that. I'm going to crack that knuckle right now. I need you to never speak again, if that's possible.

Sorry. To induce her to leave him her $3,000 estate. Can I have your estate? Yes, yes, absolutely. Yes, all of it. Your mother died sliding off the table. David's... David Maloy, Santa Monica Massur, testified yesterday before a jury in Superior Judge Joseph Sprow's court in the contest brought by her brother.

James Ferry, to upset the will. Ms. Barth left her brother only a dollar. Well, you should. This is like, this is fucking awkward. Sorry about that, bro, but I got rid of 50 years of tension. You know what I mean? I took her to heaven and then she died. I'll know well.

just be happy your your sister came at the end excuse me I'm gonna dumb without the last line from you what do you mean what's your deal well I take care of the ladies just be happy she shot a lady load

all right man I'm out you're out of apologize for making I don't like this character for you I want to apologize don't add him to your repertoire don't add him to the rap he's gone you're right

absolutely he's out of here cracking knuckles who I mean knew it was a problem Your Honor I want to apologize for making that old lady

see stars you know what I mean hey call your grandma gavel because I banged her like that guy sir

she said she was gonna leave me a tip this is the tip yeah that's what the will is she was just like she was like

I'll leave you a little something extra I left her more than a tip you know what I mean look Naomi just asked for this character

to be killed off not duplicated no no Dave was okay it was particularly when you... You're a soft boy. It feels like lady load is where...

Knocked that. Yeah, I was lady loading. Knuckle, I was on the edge. Then you said lady load and I said, Gareth. I agree. I'm going to have to put a stop to us. 100%. Someone needed to step in. That was ridiculous.

I didn't remember what happened. I'm livid and I'm the guy who said it. I don't know what the hell does happen. One more, Dave, or are we done here? All right, do one more. You have a great name. English traffic rule. No go here.

interesting sure these traffic laws are so different from those in England but that didn't make any difference

to Los Angeles traffic policemen as a result Gilbert Kissel English actor who arrived here only six weeks ago yesterday

yesterday began driving on the right side of Hollywood streets after figure it out darling I'm a kissle after a heart to heart

pop pop move to the side would you please pop pop come on now four and nine, yeah. Okay, so he started driving on the correct side of the street after a heart-to-heart talk

with Judge A.E. Panisa. After Judge Panesa sent me astrayant, I realized I will follow your traffic wrong. So that means for six weeks... I'm in town on the project. That means for six weeks he was just driving on the wrong side. Who are you? Get out of the way! That's what I'm saying. I'm like, for six weeks and then

also a heart-to-heart, like, so he was pulled over. Then brought to a courthouse. Yeah. Whatever they said when they pulled him over it didn't take. Whatever they said when they pulled him over didn't take. The English spin. Well, and then I talked to one of your owners of the court at a great heart to heart.

He's a fabulous judgey, isn't you, tell me? That's stick to the right side. I did, you say. I've killed five. You can believe that. Fire the dead under my tie. Isn't that shocking? A $5 suspended fine was imposed by the court after it was explained

that traffic flows on the left-hand side of the roadway. Bloody hell, you sound like everyone I've been cutting off. Fucking fabulous to have this. We're really connected. Great heart to heart. Off we go, then, eh? Fabulous, you law. Oh, well, Naomi, it's an honor.

Come back. You guys, I'm going to ask you again sooner now. Hey, you got to do it. I'm here. I love it. I love to travel to the past. I love to see my boys. All right.

Well, we love you. You know, this is a beautiful. time for all of us as a community as a family. I really want Vigo Segal the Carpathian out of there, out of that studio. Well, we're thinking about just putting a night. What happens at night? What happens

at night? We're thinking about putting a Delia here. We have from our oil painting. From our oil painting, Delia. This is a Wembe, actually. He was painting this in the park during the finals. Not a lot of people know this. It was the only thing that got the Americans office back when he was watercoloring.

yeah, that better be Stephen Freckin Sagan Cigal. I would be Vita. Naomi, tell Andy hi, and we still think his proposal could have

been better. So there's that. Oh my God, don't even start. He's going to listen to episode and he's going to kill me. I want Dave and Andy to record at least one

episode of gripes. Okay. Just to get it out. They need to get it out. Agreed. There don't even need to be microphones plugged in. They just need to believe.

Yeah. Need to get together in a studio. Be like, all right, don't record. All right, Eddie. Let's get.

Grip one. Honestly, it would just be them planning and then they would come up with a plan. I'm listening. I'll go propose to a moment off volcano's edge. Thank you, Naomi. You're the best. Love you.

Thank you. Bye y'all.