The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 224 - Bundy 2: Oregon Takeover (Live w/Wil Anderson)

Episode Date: December 5, 2016

Comedians Dave Anthony, Gareth Reynolds, and Wil Anderson examine the Bundy family's latest armed stand off with the federal government in Oregon. SOURCES TOUR DATES REDBUBBLE MERCH

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fucking God it's Gareth sir oh my god and a kitten spoke hi hi guys thank you very much for coming out twice sometimes thank you for what you're no thank you for being here all right well let's let's let's not let's not do that obviously that's not okay hi hi should we just bring out our guests you guys can talk about what you want to talk about yeah this kid oh my god we found him we found him not at an open mic but in a gutter outside of an open mic he he was living in Australia we saw a YouTube clip and we sort of did what journey did with the Malaysian singer we were like you join this yeah because the

future's a bright and and he's coming along he's coming along he's not fully formed okay eating you all right I think we definitely hit the high part of it so we can he's uh I'd say he's about a third of what we bring him out why don't we bring him out why don't we just bring him out ladies and gentlemen will Anderson there he is uh 1994 wait yeah yeah yeah yeah oh shit I did this out of order just you're out of line again fuck I don't know if you know but we do a lot of retakes and these are

highly edited yeah you guys hear the podcast we like it perfect yeah each one is like nine hours and then we cut it down legal pot so and by the way premature doleping is a problem that happens to a lot of men it's not unusual sometimes if you just occasionally yell at it you suffer from PD you're listening to the dollop this is a this is a bi-weekly American history podcast each week I Dave Anthony read a story from American history to my friend gareth reynolds who has no idea what the topic is going to be about will Anderson edition 1994 didn't see that coming

ah organ rancher Dwight Hammond Oregon rancher rancher okay what just happened guys people are already that's not good they know exactly where this is going organ rancher Dwight Hammond said he was willing to die to save his ranch and threatened to kill us fish and game officials who got in his way us fish and game officials you and wildlife officials sorry okay right how many fish not like NBA referees no traveling they're next though yeah you got a question good cuz it's just the first sentence I mean I do but I don't want to bog down your story yeah but how many fish were on the ranch was it a

big fishy it was like how many fish do you normally have on your ranch try to go slap the fish how good how good how good is this they're jumping out of the river there you go they love this lot they love this lot little fishes land fishes oh my god I was like oh the first page isn't gonna be funny and it all started over a fence us fish and wildlife was building a fence that would block Hammond's cattle from foraging for food and water they said great they said a grazing permit had been revoked and Dwight said he still had water rights the manager of the Mal-yur

wildlife refuge said Hammond threatened to kill him Hammond disagreed quote quote I said that I was willing to die maybe they're willing to die I don't know not a great defense it's not the best defense I've ever heard I mean I was shouting about death yes not in the way this liar conveyed the government said Dwight also made threats to kill BLM BLM employees in 1986 1988 1991 1994 what's amazing is the years off when he was like I gotta chill the fuck out right you know what I got that itch again that's not I'll kill you motherfuckers sorry sorry I'm gonna go away for three years and think about this can you just

run this with the Dites again cuz it's not even a real patent no it's just a rage scale 1986 okay oh I see a pattern right oh 1986 1988 1991 1994 so he went two to three right oh there is a better interesting yeah interesting remember that yeah when some bad shit happens in non-enon the mathematicians they're gonna fucking lose their shit we think he's gonna lose his shit on January 21st look what's going on with the Hammond clock look three years later the case was dismissed okay it's just what they do but many ranches across the west see belt BLM regulations as an attack on their freedom wait what are what what's

BLM Bureau of Land Management okay okay listen he's from fucking Wisconsin yeah people people anybody like on the other side of the Rockies has no fucking idea what this is yeah no idea get out of your Mount Rainier ivory tower in 2001 hunters saw Dwight and his son Steve illegally slaughtering seed Steve okay better illegally I named him after my ejaculate what do you want to call him either jizz or see right what direction do we want to steer him in I like gravy you know it's a family name and important to me all right seed gravy hey load get out and meet your new brothers stop calling me that grandpa come get

over here uncle orgasm you sit there too this is serious jizzy where's your sister jizzy wet G spot your dad wants to talk to you hey cup of stock now at this time of the year when we gather let's remember the second to meet that boy God but not forgotten born with oh the twins where have you two been so Steve yes in 2001 hunters saw Dwight and his son Steve illegally slaughtering a herd of deer Jesus Steve's nephew dusty oh my god that was vasectomy yeah that's a hall of famer come here you just did a hall of famer Steve's nephew dusty said his uncle came over and gave him matches and said

start lighting matches quote like the whole countryside on fire whoa whoa why because they want because they knew that they'd been seen by the hunters so they wanted to set a fire to cover up the fact that they were slaughtering deer start a fire people to do with the fire then get rid of the deer it's a whole thing yeah no that's good it's always good it's called thinking yeah no of course dusty did start the fire and then he almost died in it barely escaping the fire just she didn't make it to fire destroyed the evidence of the deer kill but the Hammond said they lit it to stop invasive plants from growing right

so they're lying right in 2006 they started other fires to protect their land from a larger wildfire so they're doing back burns right so there's a huge backburn so that the fire won't get through I mean for a second so weird they were literally like that's a fire let's start another fire the first guy who pitched that they were like Carl take two weeks right just relax for a little while I got a lot of fires we got a fight fire with fire that's a crazy statement that's never gonna catch on the one sensible guy in the office is like it's water it's definitely water why does he keep shut up Teddy stupid the

fire is almost trapped for BLM firefighters the two were arrested and tried at the trial Steve Hammond said the situation could get sticky if the whole thing didn't go away that's a terrible thing to say to trial you know this might get a little weird for everybody in here if I don't just walk on out my son seed is gonna make things sticky for y'all in court Steve said to a BLM manager if I go down I'm taking you with me you lighted those fires not me whoa okay so he's fighting fire with fire and lies about fighting fire was stupid yeah yeah okay interesting that's fun the Hammond's were convicted

no it's just not telling the truth so it technically lie a liar pants on fire which is I mean this is deep level fire shit alright so they get convicted Dwight gets three months Steve gets 12 sorry Dwight got three months Steve got 12 months okay the sentence the judge ignored the minimum sentence that they were supposed to get with the crime which was five years so they haven't served their time what is the okay there's a minimum sentence we're starting I understand that but I that's always so weird when they're like yeah but that doesn't matter it's two weeks

like well what is the idea of a minimum sentence I mean alright anyway time served I would give you the the minimum but the way you threaten that guy in court was so cute yeah so they serve their time and then the government appealed the sentences and appeals court agreed and they were told to come back and serve the full minimum sentence of five years they left and they went to jail they did the time they got out the government's like I don't think so and then they appealed and now they have to go back to jail that's always I mean I feel in some ways the government just went hey remember minimum sentence yeah

the judge what it should have been in the first but the judge was on heroin two months I sent you to strawberries court is a gavel so this was in October of 2015 they were ordered to return to prison January 4th 2016 this is crazy many flare-ups had occurred between the BLM and Western ranchers the biggest happened in April 2014 between the government and Cliven Bundy a hero all right an absolute hero the first dollop yes this was covered in the first Cliven yeah the first episode of the dollop he's alive that ended with a tense arm standoff and the government backing away because crazy people many in the

movement though sought as a pivotal moment the free land movement was emboldened that included one Amon Bundy who was one of Cliven's 15 children during the standoff so yeah why 15 children what not related to dust have you heard of Mormons when they're down in the desert they just get fucking like they just keep on fucking a really yeah yeah they don't they're they're not allowed to use stuff that might stop making so I know it's like a hardcore Catholic thing where you're like why do you have 18 brothers like that's what God said hey God said don't pull out he hates that technique do it properly through a hole in a sheet

like a normal man in your magical pajamas I mean a wet dream is when God jerks you off it's God's way of saying it's time to detense the balls now during the during the Nevada standoff Amon experienced what he called a turning point in his life and that was basically when he saw his aunt getting I think maced and then he attacked the cops and kicked a dog and got tasered twice and fell down and then he was like it's a turning point hang on is that a real thing or is that just an episode of cops you watch I think that's every episode of cops it wasn't episode of cops because he had his shirt on wasn't in November

2015 Cleven Bundy told Amon about the situation with the Hammons quote I'm afraid what's happening to the Hammons is the same thing that's happened to us wait is it this kid's name's amund amon and the Hammond and the Hammond and the Hammond's yeah it's not great a dr. Seuss dollop is this a drawlop the Hammond's and the Hammond's Ammon responded quote I had this overwhelming feeling that it was my duty to get involved to protect this family so Ammon went to Oregon and met Steve he also met with Harney County Sheriff David Ward to talk him into intervening sorry David Ward Ward a Ward better okay sorry Warden Ward W. A. R. D.

Ward you the Bundy's are part of the constitutional sheriff movement that believes the local sheriff is the highest authority in the country and he should there's nothing nothing nothing weird about that that's how we set it up I don't know if you know but we've got Sheriff Trump coming sorry Sheriff elect Trump I mean hit him go ahead it's fine it's at moments like this that I realized you guys are born here so it's not your fault but I fucking choose to live here no no that's why have I jumped on board this because you're from a nation of criminals you're like home and just one more thing before I go on and

I don't mean this to be offensive is is it's is Cleveland and name it's a lifestyle name that this is actually very interesting you got to get Cleveland or get died yeah yeah yeah Cleveland the dream baby Cleveland on a prayer he's carry on here he goes what are you guys doing so this is interesting so yes it is and I once was doing a project and so I was researching Mormons and then they're they're they're super into like crazy weird names like the first names they're super into like off sort of off beat names sure yeah I actually found web pages of Mormons discussing it it was very interesting like fuckface

Charlie is one of the names by the way that is the best chat room to jump in and just be like oh I'm naked what's up they're like okay sir no no no come on let me come over and mess around with your sandwiches sir don't I'm crazy what kind of dog you have boy or girl sir come on I'm asking for a buddy who I'm bringing come on you like Mike's heart lemonade come on it's party be weird come on let me lick those golden plates come on so the constitutional sheriff movement says that the sheriff is the highest authority and he should defy all federal laws but who now where does that come

from just total they just fucking made it up and there's a bunch of sheriffs that belong to it and they're like right yeah it's great it's like it's quite a loophole but in this town the sheriff was like yeah I'm just gonna be a regular sheriff so he told amen is it amen or a mon there's no way it's a bond amen amen yeah I live in Texas fighting for cows it's all more all more amen amen so amen he met he went he then went and met with some like-minded groups like the Coalition of Western States the Pacific Patriots Network and the Oregon Constitutional Guard right any OCG out here what's up bro yeah they

drafted you down with OCG so they drafted a redress of grievances and sent a letter to local and state officials on December 11th demanding of the officials fight the federal government and help the Hammons quote we the people United individuals of these states United come on come on man come United individuals steady on with you know it might just fucking cut it out one unitedly declares that we are united I flew United yeah that's right United the individuals of these states United Coalition of Western States the Council of the cows going cows they might have just swung me I'm a sucker for an

acronym that works Pacific Patriot Network Bundy family and supporters Oregon Oathkeepers Idaho 3% Central Oregon Constitutional Guard etc on and on right there's tons of them they're all gonna kill you thanks for coming and then they went on so that's the lineup of the worst little fair ever and then they went on we have principled evidence that Dwight and Steve Hammond committed no crime in the act of performing the burn and backfire that the U.S. government does not have authority to enforce territorial law under article 4 blah blah blah yep if we if we balance this town hall meeting of the dull apice when do

we get to pot hole I've waited my time what is this oh no and they went on if we do not receive your response within five days we will have no choice but to understand that you do not wish to do your duty therefore govern yourself accordingly wait that's that's that's not okay no everyone who got this is like what the fuck yeah I mean but like literally if someone puts like a five day deadline on something like wait that's bullshit we got to get in touch with him we have to respond with him five days he's crazy he set this on a Thursday business days all right first of all we are not gonna respond in five

days asshole even though this is to tell you that you should be waiting longer we are responding oh my god he is this is airtight amen then moved to Burns Oregon leaving his wife and six children well I got shit to do in weird town his brother Ryan joined him Ryan left behind his wife eleven children and his melon farm what that's actually what he called his wife I can't melon farms pregnant again you know God hates the pullout didn't jerk me off of my dreams again so he must have wanted a baby so I've discovered a new way of contraception it's called moving to another town yeah it's mirth

control so when the local and state officials did not respond to the read redress of grievance in five days the groups all got together to figure out what to do next soon word was out others were coming 54 year old Arizona ranchard or Robert Lavoie Finnecom totally normal had been at the Cliven Bundy standoff and was the first one to show up then in the middle of the night on horseback I've come from the 1600s you sir I need to see no more qualifications the Mormons are coming the Mormons are coming you are a Mormon in the melon farms

Levoie was a Mormon who operated a ranch and a child farm and a what what sorry oh I said child farm run by them or growing them he was making a lot of money fostering children in 2009 he got a hundred and fifteen thousand dollars to foster kids every year I take every year I take my pumpkins to the child farm and we have a whole day it's all over Instagram so how okay so he is thank you eight people so he is he's just got a he's got a lot of property so he can just keep bringing in kids and getting money for him most of the kids are like vulnerable they have had issues start an orphanage on a farm just no

he's not an or it's not an orphanage he's just giving kids away they're not giving him away he takes them in it's like oh hey you know what we're in Portland it's a pop-up family you know I didn't have one I just popped up I got 15 kids now come in check them out it's great you got to get the app this one's made of get pop-up I scream sticks look at that necklace the macaroni necklace like that baby that child's made of coat hangers you can't buy that 80 dollars 80 dollars quote my ranch well the cows just cover the costs of the ranch we are very successful foster parents though yeah I agree with that oh did we find our

hero no the boy had also stopped paying be a BLM grazing fees in 2014 he believed in the law of the line the law of the lion lion oh okay I thought yeah sir do you want a microphone or how do you want to handle this I mean it feels like it feels like he's involved in the show yeah take on so it's a little war law of law of the lion L-I-N-E not like a lion where they're just walking out of the street come on guys not a lion no not no line just through Brian come on guys this is about the circle of life let's eat the baby move quote the BLM claims this land is theirs and I claim the forage right the grass is mine we all

know this naturally because for example we know about lines when you're the first one in line everyone could see that I have created a right when I am the first one in line what he's saying he's the first one in line so he gets to do whatever he wants you know like lines I don't think that like you know if you wait for a concert you don't get to change the band I don't want Queens of the Stone Age I'm first that's not what I'm here for the band I want to see is a supergroup I put together in my head I mean the truth is sometimes even like today when you have TSA approval you're front of the line but you're fucking

going nowhere so oh you went somewhere but David is that what happened in the family bathroom that's a changing station six guys come out of the family bathroom yeah we're Mormon we are literally Mormon we are literally naturally La Voie decided to support the bunnies in Oregon as he got his Cardi drove and as the La Voie drove he spotted a bald eagle on a fence post it took flight as he drove by there we go La Voie took this as a sign yep yeah he was doing the right thing that's the redneck double rainbow this matters this is aimed at me former US Marine John Ritzheimer served in the

reserves from 2004 to 2013 he was a motor vehicle operator in Iraq John said he was forced out of the Marines because of a revised tattoo policy what no anchors no mobs and no anchors what are we a fucking stereotype I hate that Popeye nothing in 2015 John was working as a motorcycle mechanic out of his home while receiving disability benefits for quote combat related post traumatic stress disorder and back injuries in May 2015 John organized a draw Muhammad cartoon contest outside of a mop no no whoa you have to listen to this whole sentence it's it's it's my favorite sentence okay in 2015 John

organized a draw Muhammad cartoon contest outside of a mosque that had been attended by two gunmen who had opened fire outside of a previous draw Muhammad cartoon contest okay so the good news is he's put his passions into something thank you you know he's found something he's been looking for something and now he's found something he's interested in I think that that it makes sense and I get it I think that that is wise on a number of levels especially under a year ago a couple of weeks after after organizing the draw Muhammad cartoon contest he launched a short-lived ten million dollar GoFundMe to protect his

family because extremists wanted to behead him yeah are you leaving stand okay that one my god I left my drawing of Muhammad in the car that is unbelievable yeah but right GoFundMe shut it down on what grounds in November the victim also I want to know what he was spending the 10 million on cuz I love that he's done a fucking budget like he's gone clearly I'm in trouble now because of my stupid idea you're building a time machine at that point yeah I'm gonna go to the bother of putting my email in to GoFundMe and set up the page it's like at least half a day a fucking busy work to get this going he's

like what number should I ask for fuck it ten million let's just honey amazing news she had 97 says he'll drop it off if we give him the address a Christmas miracle baby doll in November John posted a video called what's up America finally in it John said he and a friend were driving wait what in it John said he and a friend were driving to New York to see those assholes at the Islamic Post that he that called me a terrorist I don't understand I like how do you that's like he's goading these people and then he's like I need to defend my goading yeah I mean it you know the people we're talking about right they're

not there's not a lot of thinking going on I don't trust me we're gonna get so deep into it quote we're going to stop at every mosque on the way take a picture flipping them off telling them to get fucked I mean talk about sticking it to them but that's also encouraging suicide bombings because the fucking happens in the sky I'll take it I don't give a fuck that is 20% of a lot of people hey guys I just got back I've been off stage for a couple of minutes hey nothing happened I got cold all the jokes murdered I got going pretend it went great

by December 30th John was in Burns Oregon where he told the local paper he was standing up against tyranny militia members were gathering at Burns where they demanded Sheriff Dave Ward create a sanctuary for the Hammons where they would be immune from going to federal prison the sheriff again said yeah no no I like I'm a sheriff man but I love how these guys rock give me ten million dollars make me immune from laws whatever the fuck look all I'm asking for is $10 million in a bio dome I want a coat of mirth come on Hobbit fans got that I also love that this is December 30 like so not only is he

asking for these unreasonable things but a day before fucking you yeah can you imagine the guy who's dealing with this off shut the fuck up right now what is your deal after the sheriff said no he was labeled an enemy of the people he began receiving death threats from around the country three militia men and a woman holding guns spoke to the sheriff's seven-year-old parents at a yard sale they had words about the sheriff the three men later came to the sheriff's office to complain that his mother had threatened them pretty bold God bless her it was over an ashtray I mean I felt so intimidated it was KWA knitters

with attitude a Burns community meeting was held it is like knitting in case anyone my accent is not your accent I just wanted to make that very fucking clear in case for the rest of the fucking show some people like I'm not laughing or anything else he said I people are going home in the way you know he said knitters like old people knit that was the joke he was making it's actually a clever joke knitters with attitude it's close enough but she was an old lady with attitude so it's actually a really clever joke but I feel like I was gonna go grab a beer I just thought people they did yeah I felt like

I needed to back back over that one a little so the whole community had a meeting on December 30th and residents confronted the militias asking what their agenda was the president of the Idaho mission militia said quote we're not coming into your town to shoot it up we won't fire unless we're fired upon well is that okay that doesn't help when residents said that is not what they were seeing on social media one militia member said they didn't have control over that quote when you start asking for help you know how the internet is it really is the worst that we could just blame everything on the internet now it's

a goddamn internet that I'm here that's why you it was on the internet and now I came to kill it's on the internet it's on the internet look at Buzzfeed remember the internet we talked about nothing the internet hear about Justin Bieber forget about it the internet no idea the internet posted share it the internet I mean it's a good riff but all these people are literally here because of the internet that's fair they're not clapping up there I don't know they might be dead the internet thank you other locals said they were being harassed by

militia spouses and children of federal employees were being followed home or to school that's great when you're following a kid in your truck yeah what's up Jimmy nothing I'm just going to school yeah yeah yeah yeah you go to school to kill us nope won't you tell me about freedom boy I'm gonna run now yeah you are run for freedom happen again the militia explained to the town they planned a rally in a parade for January 2nd that's the day right before the Hammons are supposed to go in two days before it would start in the Safeway parking lot and then go to the courthouse well you know most great movements are in a

pharmacy parking lot that's where the that's where the whole tea party started yeah the tea party thing started in a in a long so I think a long parking lot CVS one of those two hey look the movement is real I mean the movement is real yeah you know grosser lives matter it is a whole so they started the Safeway parking lot and then go to the car courthouse where they would throw pennies to show how the government has sold out so we have enough money in the budget to throw nickels no sir no we don't what about the two-dollar bill thing is that totally dead to have pennies we we have

$20 pennies are just so lame I just feel like oh good yeah they they throw good it's just it's so just so cheap why don't you quit being a fucking sellout all right oh people were then told at the meeting that Safeway was stocking extra flower bouquets for the rally was stuck in what extra flower bouquets for the rally for the rally and parade yeah having a rally and wait they're having a rally in parade and like this is the flower market we've been dying for guys get the bouquets cooking the Patriots are coming yeah just some big just you know what these guys say you got a

plant a tree to make a cross no that's actually what I said that time so I now John posted a video on YouTube for his children that's that's where you communicate I've seen this I've seen he was behind the wheel of a car crying and holding a same constitution at the camera he told us this guy yeah fuck ah I he told his kids quote your daddy sworn oath to protect and defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic that's why he couldn't come home for Christmas and why he can't be home for New Year's the oppression and the tyranny that's taking place in Oregon we the people need to take a stand

the Hammond family they are not terrorists Dwight Hammond he's so old he may die in jail and I hope he sees this video because it's really simple Dwight do you want to die in prison labeled as a terrorist by these oppressors or do you want to die out here with us a free man I'd want to die a free man either way you die I need to point out again death is very close to you there are bad options ahead for you door one is death door two is a different death oh oh shit sorry kids you should have shut this off by now yeah oh shit I'm still talking this part is for Dwight how do you not send it shit uploading what posted comments

no I'm chocolate rain I'm vanilla rain the Hammond's lawyer then sent a letter to the sheriff saying they had nothing to do with this the bunnies didn't speak for them and they would surrender when told yeah I actually want to die in prison so thanks on the day of the protests now they sent home all the all the employees from the the wildlife refuge okay about 300 people marched peacefully to support the Hammond's as it finished amen Bundy ran up a snowbank and called on other protesters to join him in taking a harder stand he was pushing people to take over the wildlife refuge the local

organizers were furious those who drove long distances were upset quote everybody was like you've got to be kidding me I came up here for a rally a lot of these people were angry because they didn't get that intel if they would have told us that we wouldn't have shown up we wouldn't have drove in over 3,000 miles it's all the people there didn't know a lot of the people that didn't know what it's like what did they don't know that it was gonna involve stealing a wildlife yeah they thought they were gonna walk around the street you go don't put those guys in jail and then go home it's like when you go to a protest

that you're like no blood for oil and someone's like save a remba you're like get out of here sir get out of here don't help we it's like when you go to a chump protest and people start breaking windows mate windows need to then be fixed and that will be bringing jobs back to fucking America true if you cannot see the job creation he's already bringing them we're gonna make America glass again it's gonna be unbelievable double pain double pain the screens forget about it second pain's gonna pay for the first pain yeah we're gonna build a window so impenetrable and the flies

are gonna pay for it I don't know man I can't believe he just called Mexican flies not okay so some of my best friends of flies so so amen and his group took over the wildlife refuge what yeah they took it over so John was the John was the first one to arrive like I remember said this is insane I just remember like seeing moments of this yeah just like oh yeah they took a while later after animals I remember watching like they had a documentary about this on a fucking plane I watched a tiny little bit of it but I also watch we bought a zoo and I think they're blending into each other

did he have like did he fall in love with someone as he took over the wildlife place because that's what I remember you're so good with the animals and I'm uncultured I get this confused with Marley and me so the wildlife refuge is butts up against the Hammond's property so that's where the idea is just to take it over just to sort of why yeah we're we're awesome why don't we listen to the story and we might hear their point of view if you listen back there was some matter yeah if you listen close John was the first to arrive entering the headquarters armed then he drove his truck and blocked the the entrance town

resident Walter Butch Eaton entered the refuge then turned back quote in some people's eyes I was a pussy I left their convictions honestly say inside people's eyes I was a pussy he did you people cannot stop saying pussy I was such a pussy the president let grab me I regret it his wife told him to call the police so they wouldn't see him on video later and think quote who's that bald redheaded son of a bitch so he called the police and told them so he was a pussy wait he called the police was like I'm like to make an admission you know what I'm an enormous pussy I think you might need to chop her me out of here and

at minimum weeding an ambulance you got a special prison wing for pussies it's where I belong you're gonna have to put me in a female prison because I am just one huge pussy and I aman started doing telephone interviews right away good he told the Oregonian quote we're planning on staying here for years absolutely this is not a decision we made at the last minute we ain't leaving they hold up a baby human home they claimed they had around 150 militia there in reality it was just over 20 and a couple of giraffes dressed up as militia those are our taller buddies who like leaves

amen told CNN the next morning the group wanted the federal government to restore the people's constitutional rights but what are they what are they asking for I don't know what they want what do they want honestly they want to people's constitutional rights yeah but what are they do the constitutional rights but tell me what they want but the what they want what they really really want amen Bundy posted a video on his Facebook page asking for militia members to come blow the video was the statement in caps all patriots it's time to stand up

not stand down we need your help come prepared that day the Hammons turned themselves into prison it's just shaking their head holy fuck how do you edit the post where's edit post I thought I was crazy so Clive and Bundy said he had nothing to do with it but the Hammons and Sheriff wouldn't stand up if the Hammons and Sheriff wouldn't stand up then the people had to do something so always good right so if the guys who are going to prison won't stand up for themselves yeah if the sheriff sheriff won't stop them from going to prison then the crazy fuckheads

from Nevada have to do it always good okay so what you're saying is that the person who's meant to put people in prison is putting them in prison and the people who are meant to go to prison are happy to go to prison yes and this other person has got involved for reasons I don't quite understand no for Pete he for people's constitutional rights okay I'm sorry what are they again it's a cow cow it's a vibe what do you want we're not sure what do you want it really soon assholes the the mission militia settled into their new life on the refuge yeah you know we live amongst the animals they had a routine

at 11 a.m. amen talk to the media he would ramble about the government and Constitution and then take questions you know government's bullshit the Constitution's crazy you CNN CNN you you'll air me on turn it off oh god turn it the fuck off never watch CNN again cable no two words that's it that's all I need to know some interesting context is Charles Manson listen to me and listen good Charles you make a weird point counterpoint Charles president Joe Biden counterpoint Charles Manson everybody should die Joe Biden or do you have to say I don't think they should die you can make wings out of sheets if

you're a bird human interesting Mr. Manson I mean I know that you are both doing this riff to make a point that like news media has got terrible stop it if someone offered counterpoint by fucking Charles Manson I would watch the shit out of that show okay I know that's your example but fucking sign me up much like literally and now to Charles Manson oh cut to Will Anderson's next fucking show on Australia they've got a Charles Manson show they're out of their fucking minds well even better it provides me with some work all I'm saying is your toilets a time machine interesting mr. Manson we are on the

fifth day a reporter said a woman drove up jumped out of a Chevy Silverado truck red flag quickly walked up to the building and started yelling at the door to be let in quote I have to give Carolyn her curling iron she needs it tomorrow for TV wait now what goes to a zoo and it's like where's my dressing room it's about amazing on January 5th the boy was interviewed on MSNBC as he sat in a chair with a blanket over his lap a rifle under the blanket and a blue tarp around his shoulders okay good look about FBI Joe Jay Gabana about FBI agency said quote well do not point a gun at me you do not point a gun at

somebody unless you're going to shoot them that is the first thing your thought is do not point guns at people and so I am telling them right now do not point guns at me so he's making that point and there is a point there the point yeah do not point don't point guns at me right don't okay me guns no yeah that's why I have a gun to prevent pointing of them do not put this through the logic machine don't be a gun pointer point gun people are dumb people I point back but not is the pointer first second pointer that doesn't mean I'm not first in line just because you point a gun doesn't mean you're first in line because I had a

gun I'm actually first in line a gun having I tell you when I got to the heavenly gate say Peter was a dick until I pulled out an AK-47 yeah what's that like a goddamn flower what's up painter you want some well I see you sin greatly I don't know if you're ready for heaven my boy I'm gonna put this in your asshole you know we could actually I can do it if I punch the code in I can punch the code there you go doors are open get in there have fun enjoy the ham what oh heaven's full of ham my boy you didn't know we have a carving station oh we're basically an old-country buffet in the clouds

the boy also said quote I want to make this very clear that this is no way condoned by the Mormon church I'm not speaking for the church I do not represent the church these actions must rest squarely upon my shoulders and mine alone not the church oh well good on him yeah load it's really nice yeah it's good that he's protecting the good name of the moment yeah I don't want to make them seem crazy no way anyway the Garden of Eden is in Nashville so to end the interview LaVoy pulled the blue tarp over himself and now I'm invisible a wizard told me

so I cannot be shot under here good luck breaking through this what I still didn't hear it we can't keep too shouting through a top it's very hot Patronus well we'll talk after after this he was called tarp man on social media social workers began to remove his foster children later he would say with a rake they were like get them out there are 90 put them in the bag like leaves boys later he would say quote they must have gotten to the governor who told the state to get them out of there that was my main source of income I won't get a license again if this means rising beans for the next few years so be it I mean

god damn it you're taking away my money in the form of little humans well Franklin Jackson Lincoln Washington I'm gonna miss you boys grant not so much you're a weird one you've always been strange to me I see you so rarely sorry kids it looks like you're gonna have to leave your fucked up crazy weird not real dad I just wish I had the chance to sell you boys that it couldn't do it one minute the refuge would only identify himself as Captain Moroni or gladiator hey I what he'd only identified himself as Captain Moroni or gladiator Moroni by day gladiator at night the Sun is down do not call me Moroni now I

am gladiator I'll tell you I love Moroni I just love gladiator Captain Moroni is a Mormon scripture figure who rescues his people by raising pronounce pronounced moroni now that I'm hearing it I think I don't I would never want to correct you what I've heard is a Mormon scriptural figure who rescues his people but raising a flag called title of liberty against an evil force Ryan Bundy also spoke of Moroni during the standoff so it's you know it's got nothing to do with it anyway gladiator slash Captain Moroni told the Oregon Public Radio reporter quote I didn't come here to shoot I came here to

die is that helpful I think I came here to shoot me I think he's not gonna shoot at anybody he just but he just wants to get shot and be a martyr yeah I believe so right okay cool my plans a little banana sure kill me I will do nothing about it he said that he said that God in the form of a flock of geese had validated I gotta go I mean we have to go get the uber get the uber we got to get out of here I mean I okay there's so many things that are problematic about that statement but why a flock of geese how God is it why can God not just be one goose oh no God's a flock like that's problematic who am I listening to is

it the lead geese or is it like a general goose God what happens coming from the flock or is there one in the middle and I can't see him because there's like another goose in the fucking way or is there like one smart goose who's passing it on to the rest of the flock but now it's like telephone so the first goose had a fucking good point but by the time it gets the last fucking goose in the flock and I hear it it's fucking crazy shit that's the problem right I don't know I've got no notes on that theory those are solid questions yeah the three wise geese we're going the wrong way so he said that God in the form of a flock

of geese had validated his desire to join the refuge takeover it's just it's not it's not possible right it's not what he's saying is not possible his real name they spelled words in the sky oh maybe that's how they did it another v vvv v what are they trying to tell us the visitors coming www what's the rest dot net why I'll stop you guys I was just thinking about vaginas hang on are they spelling out squarespace is this a podcast that I think anyway his real name was Dylan Anderson they were a number of a number of leaders of citizens militias who were very prominent in

this they posed in military uniforms and carried automatic weapons they included the included Ryan Payne of Montana Blaine Cooper of a reason Ryan Payne yeah really I fucking love it already 90 was Skeletor Blaine Cooper of Arizona seriously leave you a little on how sexy these names are very in Brian Buddha Cavalier or is I you know when I done then when I Google BBC it's for Brian Booth a Cavalier I'm gonna guess Brian was the only name that was real starting point guard they all had stories of their time in the military being captured held as POWs and being wounded then the press started looking into it

specifically the POW network.org Blaine Cooper said he was a Marine Corps combat veteran never was he signed up for the Marines but never went to bootcamp his real name is Stanley Blaine Hicks he took Blaine Cooper because it was the name of Jesse Ventura's character in the movie Predator just when I think I'm out you drag me back in what I I there's no one will make it to the job up we've been short snagering all day when you're in a three-hour car ride from when you thought you were flying yeah turns out that you will look up the best lines from Mr. Freeze in the Batman ice ponds

at the same I'll see you in the cooler that's a real one please look it up Brian Brian Buddha Cavalier told everyone he was a Marine who had served in Iraq and Afghanistan but on January 6 newspapers reported he had never served in the military and was a tattoo artist with several DUIs he then when it was reported he fled fled the Oregon refuge and hold up on a nearby motel drinking heavily if you're in a motel a fellow militia member said it was like finding out Santa wasn't real I mean that is delicious firstly it's not and secondly you're a grown adult get over the fucking Santa thing like why are you

still holding on to that has been the worst thing that ever happened in your life boy this reminds me of that awful moment when I found out that that stocking was not filled by a magic man controlled by dear when when I saw the second plane going to the building I saw a sleigh my first thought was my God this is like finding out Santa Claus is not real either we're gonna find them there or we're gonna have to buy that Santa ain't real they hate us for our Christmas John Ritzheimer had never earned a combat action ribbon which meant he had actually never engaged in combat in Iraq Ryan Payne claimed to be an Army

Ranger veteran not one never was one on and on every single guy there every single guy there said he was in the military every single guy there is a fucking liar but also the other thing is if you're gonna lie these are such fucking modest lies like but they work with each other because they're all sitting around just fibbing over a campfire you're not gonna call the other guy out on it because you're also a liar they're all fucking liar if a real military guy coming to be like bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit but these are all liars just fucking talking we're gonna have to ask you to leave the zoo we

don't like your attitude you're very lying in a gazelle patch we've been here for months but that is crazy yeah that connects so strongly like I I remember hearing none of that part and just the part about like oh this military militias yeah fighting for their freedom they're fucking little that's crazy they're not real guys they're they're guys who play military that's what they are Spider-Man you had something to say I did again I apologize for not being able to shoot the webs it is very dry up here and they had the sockets but I am here I'll tag you guys in the pics I took for Facebook because they came out

I am also anyway I am now King Arthur what did you have to say well it's the only 500-year-old man who's supporting the mission we must keep searching for the grill also could you add me some more rice Aroni I am just smitten I am that is a the San Francisco treat is real what's the Wi-Fi I'm not I'm not I guess it's overloaded I can't my snapchat won't on January 7th Ryan Payne wrote up to occupation headquarters in a golf cart wearing camo pants and a black jacket with his sidearm on his hip mind if we live through golf jokes there he saw a reporter standing nearby Lenny against the building talking to a couple of

other occupiers and he pointed he pointed the reporters bag and shouted he could have a bomb in there or a listening device wait wrong order wrong order for like worrying people he could have a bomb or a phone and it is possible in bag land you guys were in the military you don't know about bags they should be flash pots that go off her puns he beat me at the hotel check in yesterday so beautifully so a 20s-ish guy named Joe from California told Ryan Bundy he wanted to be mentally strong for the upcoming battle good good call Ryan told him to try fasting or get a new brain quote the key is you got to

get through the first 24 hours then your stomach will start to shrink and you won't get any hunger pains uh-huh but isn't he meant to be staying strong for the battle oh fat yeah for a fast so he's fast he's just not a right staying strong for the battle is fasting you got to get ready to be starving starve yourself wow Joe said he'd gone one day without water before and Ryan said quote I don't think you should ever go more than two days without water one's hard enough after two you get real dizzy and collapse and fall to the ground so they're having great conversations well it says like all the options are good Ryan said

he went 96 hours without eating before seizing the building so Ryan Bundy did not eat for 96 hours before he went in to take over he was probably just looking for meat I've had a change of heart let's eat zebra steak you know what I'm gonna try to overthrow the government but it's my cheat day really it landed nicely he believed fasting or turtle he believed fat I would have said beaver but he believed fasting not with the Mormons you can eat it but through a sheet to our Mormon do Mormons use sheet with no no no no no they do a bunch of

other crazy shit but you know the hole in the sheets always a lot of fun I get it fun fun card to play Ryan and also makes Halloween a lot more sexy right someone rocks up dresses a ghost you like oh hello hello hello daddy that eyes open daddy my ghost costume smells weird honey that's not a ghost costume that's your mom's honeymoon dress Ryan believed fasting would give him divine guidance as to how the how to end the occupation peacefully for sure the days were on and the men became more ready for a battle of some kind Kelly quote fat man of steel nighting what

that's his nickname huh man of fat steel did I say man of fat man of fat steel who is he I think he's a fat guy so they were given a nickname man of man of fat steel that's not I like I think he's a fat guy and they're like how about sure that's great but you still can't come up with way better stuff well man of steel but instead of super fat I mean look yeah but who are you talking about what about man of fat as opposed to man of steel how about man of meal man well now they're so fucking bummed how about when they hear this podcast gonna be like fuck man of meal man of meal man of meal versus fat man that's I could

have done that oh my god don't don't let the studios hear this weird Al's attached so nighting charged Chris Chrissy to set ten sumo bouts to settle the refuge dispute you said sumo right yes sumo about by the way when you say things like Chris Christie I keep being reminded that this happened not in the past yeah like I keep thinking this is like a hundred years ago and I'm like America she's so crazy but Christian I'm like is he a mortal I'm like oh no this happened like a year ago but and yet now Chris Christie is in the past so that's cool okay yeah yeah he promised he promised that if

Christie could win one bout the Oregon occupation would disperse Christie had nothing to do with the occupation the federal government or nighting it was just something he did but it was like I'm interested the militia asked for supplies instead of money if people wanted to help they said they could use cold weather socks snacks energy drinks equipment for cold weather snow camel gear they put a plan a wish list up plan we're starting a Kickstarter for a better idea a plan they put up a wish list which included marboil red a hundreds marbo light 100s Paul mall menthol 100s and Copenhagen chew I mean we need

help cigarettes and Fago when he picks he sticks real bad one Jeff Fox worthy of one Jeff Dunham DVD slim gyms when he's all slim gyms you can stand we want these DVDs and slim gyms to be dropped off by Larry the cable guy to pry the sick jet ski through a flaming hoop of freedom and we need you to cancel Ellen she's not a man on January 6th Gawker wrote about their needs and included a children's book about the signing of the Constitution and extra large condoms in the list and extra large condoms I mean now you're just boasting no one's fucking on that farm for us that unless the giraffes have asked for protection

right we need giraffe size rubbers they are going crazy a children's book and some extra we need to smuggle a children's book and you by the way you could totally find extra large condoms at a wildlife sanctuary be like it's weird but it's for a horse it'll play on January 13th a headline read Oregon militants want you to stop sending them dildos I love you I love you the militia was said to be overwhelmed with dildos we could carve them out they could be big rubbers launch them over the wall John Ritzheimer put up a response video quote this one is really funny it's a bag of dicks you honest to

God that the huge mistake is acknowledging that it happened absolutely you absolutely are like do not you don't call it out stop sending us dicks everyone's like I'm gonna get a bit I'm gonna get 12 pack of dicks and just get it right click click you so I said they spent and waste their money on this hateful stuff right here it is sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world said a guy who took over a fucking bird sanctuary Max he doesn't understand they're just trying to protect the cox the sushi

sorry it was hard to say I choked on the cox a little but I I feel like I got it out of the end choked on the coxon and I amended yeah it was an amendment little second amendment the only thing that'll stop a guy with a cock is a guy with a bigger cock we know what you're saying NRI excuse me sir Max Temkin my dildo when you take it out of my dead gold hands Max Temkin co-founder of the game cards against humanity announced on Twitter the next day quote I sent a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant to the Oregon militia that I mean there's a couple of things about this that I just want to stop down on firstly congratulations to

the dude who came up with cards against humanity the bad he has barrels of fucking lube spare cash like that's how well that's everyone in this audience if you have a fucking dream if you have an idea and you're thinking I can't do it he came up with that fucked up board game and now he has so much spare money he's like fucking bucket a loop does not give a shit remember that has is how well he's doing put the lubricant and lubricant yes we lubricant yes we lubricant make America slippery again but secondly I want to know about that day I want to know that the logistics is what fascinates me does he order the lube

himself I can do it does he's the guy just walks over and he pops it up he's like fuck fucking god these motherfucking sons of fucking bitches god damn it for those of you listening Dave is masturbating which is something that Gareth is technically meant to say by law at the start of every episode so I know I get what would happen was delivered yeah but I want to know about the dude ordering it does he like really is assistant and go can you all Johnson and Johnson hello right hello 55 gallon lube house like where do you even get that delivered from that's like a ball of fucking move that's like a whole day of

organizing your bucket a lot it's not like on Amazon they're like click here deliver a bucket a bucket as like they are okay I'm sorry that's how they did it I apologize Amazon outlaws and saviour you're fucking ahead of me I'm sorry so as someone who was for five years 55 gallons no for five years I was a wholesale loop man and you get it in big you made a lot of lube money yeah you could you you get it and then you cut it up in a smaller amounts it's like cocaine you know you called it fuck lube money yeah my fuck lube money got the fuck lube money yeah

because it really thousand one thousand three hundred no he knows how much you just look it up is it on Amazon by the way I I might be buying so that is not I just gonna roll that into my wife tomorrow get ready we're having a baby farm we're not using the vagina anymore get in the loop cozy I mean I in Australia we had this children's thing I hope it was the same year caught a slip-and-slide is it code guess who invented them the rednecks the rednecks invented lube slides yeah for sure I had MTV for a while they are it's not safe good Lord like how you're standing now too hard not just I can't sit all

right so so the town of Burns is totally coming apart the schools closed for safety reasons there were arguments over the occupation in churches and debt threats made against federal employees security measures were costing the county seventy thousand dollars a day the are you fucking serious yeah that's like 55 buckets of lube you deliver it there in a luber all right now no tell me this is a lube-based economy tell me a lube I just got a couple of loopholes oh my lord we struck lube clear gold Texas P it's just a guy holding his dick over it Terry no this is how I want to

kind of feel like just stopping so so refuge employees are being stocked cars are idling outside of their homes and they were being questioned in grocery stores over half of the county residents were employed by the government and they were all getting shit on January 19th the town had an open meeting in the high school gymnasium and shit went off speaker after speaker were furious at public officials the federal government and at Amon Bundy who was sitting high up in the bleachers I want to be prom king I want my day in prom court a county judge got up and told aiming to go home then challenged him

to a fist fight anywhere outside the county wait wait I'm sorry I'm sorry wait wait what this judge how is this judge not on TV I don't know he's the best I am a very familiar with TV judges and this is someone we need to get filmed the first rule of county court is that you do not talk about what happens in the car park of county court a chant then grew in the gymnasium go go go go and aiming just sat there never saying a thing when it finally ended he just left quietly driving off without saying a word and it went on each morning in the refuge Dwayne Elmer would climb on his horse and take a pre-dawn inspection

ride around the refuge quote I'm looking for anybody that ain't supposed to be here I'm looking for everybody I am searching for where am I if I find me I'm gonna kill me I don't think this canary's allowed to be here is it a human or bird sanctuary I keep going back and forth there were about 25 people there but sometimes more as visitors would stop in visitors included Matt Wandersee 26 a barber from Texas Christy Jernigan 44 a Christian missionary from Tennessee quote I'm just here to spread love I'm not really interested in politics Paul now he's very anti-love Paul Nelson O'Leary was a man from Idaho who came

dressed as one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence and just walked around all day I don't know I type square yeah are you still doing a dollop or announcing the next cast of survivor or the new cabinet of the president that ain't funny as Secretary of Defense the naked cowboy great to be here do not wear shirts or pants on January 23rd the Sharp family singers came they were a mother and seven children who were a singing group they had also sung at the they were not sharp they had also sung at the Cliven standoff in Nevada and here they performed at the refuge that is the NBA

all-star game of cows it's huge break but also I love that even though this has been a terrible event that is happening it's been a bit of an opportunity for this family to train for come on guys the cause is insane but a bookings a booking two three come on guys come on from the top two three come on guys come on the osmonds did it we can do it come on guys come on we're the osmonds come on two three four six three two three four well I'm the mom and these are the kids and this is a band oh my god so things started to get weird and the guys like North Korean here's a happy mom and seven kids come on everyone

everything's fine the dad is at home yeah good take him to the fucking refuge and sing Jesus fucking Christ yeah he's hanging it on he's like a weekend alert I mean a gig go go so things started getting weird the guys at the refuge at one point the refuge noticed that the FBI was suddenly acting not as friendly they were now carrying their large weapons around and showing them to the guys in the refuge and they sensed a change had happened and they what they sense there was a change happening okay John Ritzenheimer John Ritzenheimer for some reason then decided that he was done with the

occupation and left for home on January 24th the horse guy right no John Ritzen heimer's the guy who made the video oh okay yeah what's guys still there horse guys there yeah and then John Ritzenheimer why but I've taken a real shot into the horse got a great future I get it he's not gonna come back all right well it go another dollar for another day love to know what happened I'm just gonna go home and Google that guy so John married the horse that's what the extra lives condoms before you can't get no more easier way to do this nope hey the nays have it oh god the nays have it so come on night means that suck John so

John Ritzenheimer leaves on the 24th and he was allowed to drive all the way home to Arizona without incident the bunnies were invited to speak on Arizona by the way keep going sorry but that's where they're like welcome back we missed the crazies hello hero the bunnies were invited to speak at a public meeting in the town of John Day a hundred is that a town in Oregon yeah sounds like it's run by a fucking idiot it was a hundred miles away and they agreed to go they were planning on speaking about the Constitution and hope to meet with Grand County Sheriff Glenn Palmer so they just let them so they're like all right

we're gonna drive to that we're not weird we're just gonna take over a while there for you to then drive a hundred miles it'll be fine on the afternoon of January 26 that I'm losing you know what I've suddenly realized like all through tonight I've the whole time I've been late struggling a little cuz I'm from another country and I'm like this plan just doesn't make any sense to me but what I've actually realized is this plan makes no sense no that's any of us there's no sense it wasn't just me the whole time none of this has made any fucking sense no what are they doing now why are they doing this they're driving

to give a speech about the Constitution because clearly they're experts on the Constitution yep I read it little wordy on the afternoon of January 26 they headed out from the refuge in a few cars a short time into the drive two of the cars spotted police vehicles lined up on a force service road off law enforcement weird timing law enforcement vehicles with their lights on began following driving his truck Levoix yelled it's a setup we're going to see the sheriff wait wait wait they think the sheriff has the ultimate authority but they think they have a free fucking pass but again they're out of the fucking minds but

then so you're gonna chase by cops like not now we're headed to a cop like the cops do not now state cops I'm going to see a county cop sorry stupid you talk to him bitch the sheriff of Grant County had always supported them and Levoix was determined to get there but Ryan Payne told him to stop and Levoix did the cops got out of their cars armed in moments in the other car Ryan Payne Amon Bundy and Mark McConnell were in custody Levoix yelled that he wanted to go see the sheriff lasers were pointed at the truck then Levoix said go ahead and shoot me he again said your Martian gun he he again yelled that they had a

meeting with the sheriff God damn it we have a meeting with the sheriff what are you little motherfuckers doing I'm going to see the king a woman named I hate the sheriff but I do not hate this deputy a woman named Sean who's in the truck tried to call a nearby county leader of the oath keepers but she didn't have cell service now the oath keepers are fucking nut jobs no there's no way and they're they're fucking crazy but they told all these guys get the fuck out of here because you're too crazy so she was calling someone who was always already like no we're good so so to go back to Charles Manson it's like

him being like relax come on this is you sound nuts I killed a game recognize the game can ask game so then Levoix yelled get down and floored it so they start driving again and Sean asked Levoix how far to the town meeting and he said about 50 miles about a minute later they found three cars blocking the highway and Levoix drove his truck into a snowbank Ryan Bundy stuck his hands out the window he was shot at Levoix jumped and ran screaming show me show me show me then he reached to his jacket where he had a handgun and Oregon State Trooper shot him dead wow that's where that's fine

it is but it's crazy yeah that that one that one's like okay no no that's not the horseman that's the tarp that's tarp man that's fine I think I want my last words to be shoot me oh they will be in the truck oh tough to hear in the truck I'm on set ah wrong guy in the truck pepper spray canisters were raining through the windshield then the cops through flashbangs Ryan got out Shawna tried to calm Victoria Sharp by Prang then Victoria yelled out I forgive you and Shawna yelled we hope God forgives you then they started singing the star-spangled banner

take off your hats we're about to die the star you got to admit how much we love the star-spangled banner it's same you know what no no no you know what it's a fucking good song that is a national anthem like you know what that is a motherfucking national anthem the whole thing you play it backwards it said we're racist forever I mean I don't even know what it means and I fucking love it when you learn what it means it's insane here's the easy thing I would say is most other countries only sing one song about how great their country is before a sporting event you

guys will do two or three you're like that's the star-spangled banner now America's fucking awesome you guys need Toby Keith because he is just like you need to eat the flag and sang a song Toby Keith and Kid Rock man that's the show kid rock yeah kid rock yeah the Sharp family singers made it to the meeting in John Day except without Victoria and they they still perform despite the news and they cried as they sang a lot of the occupiers thought they had an FBI mole almost everyone in the convoy was arrested and sent to jail but Mark McConnell was set free immediately and started posting videos telling

supporters not to believe crazy reports about what had happened and emphasizing that LaVoy had not been surrendering in Arizona John Ritzenheimer surrounded to the FBI on the 26th in the morning hours of the 27th a lot of people left the refuge in a hurry including Captain Moroni slash gladiator hours later are you not edit I got a roll oh my god geese I guess I'm leaving that's my thing well time for them to form into one large bird and tell me the future I'm fine hours later law enforcement set up a perimeter blocking access Amen sent word for everyone to stand down and more people left by the next day just four

occupiers were left on February 10th Cleveland Bundy flew into Portland Airport planning on going to the refuge and he was immediately arrested by FBI agents when he landed dynamite because dumb fuck gunman went to the one place he can't have a dumb fuck gun fuck and they just went come here idiot and he was like oh I thought that I had powers this is what I'm an icon she like the one place to like now you don't have a gun white like that was not clear the whole reason I'm sitting group A the whole reason they weren't arresting him is because they didn't want to have a shootout and then they're like oh you're

stupid goes to a fucking airport Jesus Christ these guys are dumb it's just a fucking miracle this is an airport you can't have a gun or a random in on the end of your night and your flight leaves at 12 hours so you're so they're remaining four at the refuge tried and started calling militias to get them to come but none of them would come they soon realized they were on their own and three of them surrendered now was just one and got one guy 27 year old David Frye he told supporters by phone that he had not agreed with the other three to leave the refuge the call was being broadcast live on the internet quote I'm

actually pointing a gun at my head I'm tired of living until you address my grievances you're probably gonna have to watch me be killed or kill myself he switched from rants about the federal government to thoughts about UFOs and and those are connected and then he surrendered after taking a final cigarette and cooking cookie and asking mediators to shout hallelujah it's quite a manless it feels like for the last couple of you was just saying what he could get away with yeah I want to be able I want to make chili and have you guys sing hymns this at all taking place in just an hour and a half after the

others had left it's on that is honestly it's sad it's a guy who gets it done it is it's gotten really really sad the stand-up was over the refuge was free so the refuge manager Chad Cargis found a mess a thousand gallons of fuel had been used they stole money an ID card credit cards they'd also abandoned a lot of their personal property they dug trenches they he found quote significant amounts of human feces in and around the outdoor camping area good 26 people I might have just been people who were there for the movement we are known for the best BM jokes 26 people were indicted on conspiracy charges 14

pled not guilty including Aiman and Ryan Bundy many were released pending trial Dylan Anderson slash Captain Maroney gladiator was released to his parents mom dad I've given up the dream of Rome I realize now I am just your son I'll be downstairs playing Xbox and now should be here in 45 minutes thank you and now fun birds can you still see me okay I'm not birds the judge was concerned about Dylan's mental health due to the geese comments and I feel like I was also concerned about that so I'm not saying that makes me qualified to be a judge but she asked Dylan how can you make sense of that and Dylan said he he thought

talking about geese would stir up sympathy because he was on a bird sanctuary what I mean does that make any sense like I'm a storyteller no no no no no no no no Dave from one story teller no no no no no no no no no no no no it's my boy no no no he took he took one of my courses on January I'm sorry on May 24th word came that Aiman and Ryan were considering pursuing a civil rights lawsuit against the county sheriff's office for conditions at the county jail the bunnies wanted more access to the jails law library discovery materials office supplies and religious underwear and if I need more God

diapers and if at all possible $1,333 worth of loot that's what they weren't reporting they were like we've never seen so many parrots covered in KY this is unbelievable Merck ready to bang Ryan Bundy quote my rights are being violated all of my first amount of rights are being violated my right to freedom of religion is being violated I cannot participate in religious activities and wear religious garments my second amendment rights are being violated I never waived that right you don't but like you that is just so crazy to be like you can't put me in jail and not give me a goddamn pistol I

got an amendment no no no no no sir the second one also I'm allowed to have a bar in here I didn't say no I can't have a gun so I can have a gun read by the way where are my prison slave if you read the Constitution this is aimed at me magic underwear come on I'm allowed the sheriff's office said they what do you mean life isn't regular in jail so they can have an extra towel and wear religious garments under the jail uniforms if they arranged for them to be laundered so they just have to wash their magic underwear under their prison jumps have to wash it yeah are do you guys have magic jumpsuits well then we

need the underwear in July the jail staff found bedsheets braided together into a 15-foot rope and Ryan sell he's home alone they are just they are so stupid it's just amazing there are a bunch of toy cars on the ground too the rope was confiscated and then Ryan fought with the jail staff and he was placed in solitary what argument he took away his rope that he's gonna there's nothing in the prison law that says I can't make a rope I'm what is prison I've been misled thought it was camp on January 15th John Ritzheimer admitted in court to the conspiracy charge when reporters asked him about the plea John said quote

Marines believe in integrity we are just so fucked amen showed up amen showed up to court in an orange jumpsuit because he said he was a political prisoner who had been shuffled around in chains and molested like an animal the defense argued I mean again the fact that like they're molesting animals makes me suspicious about what happened in the wildlife reserve I mean the largest basically put a condom on a giraffe and let it have its way with me that's not from my own life no the defense argued the occupation was a protest like a quote Martha Luther King style sit-in did you say Martha

Martha Martin Luther King I thought if they called him Martha Luther King this is just like Martha Luther King we had a nightmare are you not massive muscle Luther King is he's dragon I'm he would do shows I have a dream good to see you here gladiator Amon's defense attorney Marcus Mumford constantly disregarded the judge's ruling she had to tell him to stop shouting several times she got so tired of him that when she was told he wasn't in the courtroom when the trial started one day she said I don't really care at this point I don't I don't care that

he's here and his son's band is shit get to get to that point I just I as a as as the embodiment of law I ran out of fucks to give I really I don't care I after Amon was done on the witness stand he stepped down and co-defendant Neil Wampler stood up at the defense table and applauded and he said quote we all love you Amon thank you for everything you've done Amon Bundy's wife and other supporters with her in the gallery stood and joined in the applause captain my captain what year are we living honest to God what are you doing this is like captain my captain it's like six months ago but I mean the idea that you're

like water water everywhere not a drop to what year I it was revealed during the trial the FBI had 15 confidential sources given an information from their contacts with the occupying so wait yeah there was they had a mall convention yeah it was more of a loser you got you guys remember Amon Bundy's lawyer demanded to know who they were because there were so many and the judge called it a very unique scenario but ruled she wouldn't order the government to identify them but it was revealed Mark McConnell was indeed a mole also a man who went by the name John Kilman had been sent by the FBI to

infiltrate don't you tell me Terry murderers next I got a great I got a great name and I came up with infiltrate John Kilman don't don't do that I'm Gussie Billarats freedom Jones John Kilman at all Anderson what not a mole it always a very lovely member of their family and we value her John Kilman was there from January 23rd through January 26th the FBI paid him the whole time at the refuge he oversaw the shooting range providing training on firearm safety and proficient use of firearms okay I know occupiers I know we've already been there but literally his job is the guns and his name is John

Kilman like like it feels like it's too much to me it's insane he's also been sent by the FBI to train people how to shoot at the FBI right you gotta point away from them that's the trick these are magic bullets just like our PJs these are the ones that got Kennedy you gotta shoot through a hole in this shit no no no not like that not like that not like that no no no good Lord no no no no no I swear I got anytime you find some a dumber then the FBI comes along you're like wow yeah well really in closing arguments the defense kept hitting the point that the FBI had sent a guy to train the

occupiers with guns he had also trained one man in hand-to-hand combat the defense asked the jury quote how can you trust a federal government who placed a dozen informants into the conspiracy then doesn't tell you they who they are or what they did the liberation started and then quickly stopped when a man on the jury revealed he was a former BLM employee and hadn't said anything the whole time and he started jury deliver deliberations by saying quote I'm very biased that better have been his name so so they kicked them off the jury and he was replaced by an alternate and after five hours the jury declared everyone

not guilty it's cuz the FBI fucked up 100% as they always fucking do every if you go through and look at all the terrorists fucking guys they've caught it's always an FBI going hey man you want to pull something up when there's always some fucking informant that's like you want to kill a bunch people you want to do it come on I'll give you guns all right fucking buddy calm down I swear to God they blew this shit Marcus Mumford then argued Amen should be released from custody immediately but there was a US Marshal there to arrest him for the Nevada Bundy standoff like is it ever been more unclear who's in

charge ever it feels like there's nine different levels it's it's not great the sheriff the sheriff's in charge sir you've chimed in 18 times and finally hit a winner finally it's true though but it'll give him fucking encouragement because he fucking kept swinging hell yeah was not deterred by the other seven yeah I've got a movement you might be interested in so after he learned that Jewish marshals there to arrest Amen Mumford started yelling at the judge six US Marshals then stood up in the courtroom and moved toward him the judge told them to move back but they didn't and they grabbed Mumford and slammed him

to the floor he was then hit I mean this is like a Christmas Carol is another slight seven Mormon children six US Marshals for crazy guys now there's only three now there's only two one he's in court and a big thing a fucking loob one kid named seed budget crazy shits one guy on a horse and a fuck ton of this loo so their their lawyer their lawyer was arrested remember the airport yeah yeah I'm emotional I wanted him to be freed so much beer just went up my nose it's legal here so so all the occupiers were free after this decision John Ritzheimer

and others who had already pled guilty decided to reverse that decision Steve Hammond will be released in January 2020 Dwight Hammond in September 2020 the Department of Justice opened an investigation to determine if the FBI had failed to disclose that they had shot at Levoix an FBI agent is suspected of lying about firing twice at Levoix and four other FBI agents may have helped to cover it up they are awesome after the trial Ryan Bundy was asked if the group plans another standoff and he said quote absolutely it's tough that's the best thing in the world to do he went on to say I get knocked down but I

get up again it's a chumbo wovement read the Declaration of Independence it says right there that if the government becomes abusive it's our right and our duty to abolish that government if the government won't restrain itself whatever happens is their own fault obey the Constitution read it understand it abide by it there doesn't have to be violence none of that has to happen if they would just abide by the Constitution but it's it's over like that is valid like that that that is like valid for us sane people to be like

let's get them the fuck out of here these people are like let our cows eat everywhere right we hate your law now let's use law no they're out of their fucking minds yeah and there and there's there these constitutional share constitutional sheriffs who are doing shit that is crazy particularly in Texas I'm shocked about that that is a that's been our rock the whole time I Texas get your shit together I guess the whole thing is just how do we like how do you keep holding on to the you just pick and choose these amendments and the things in the constant like if you bought Benjamin Franklin to today oh he'd

be like what where the kites what the hell is go what is this pizza video game like it would be like Bill and Ted's excellent adventure and he'd be like one of these things one of these guns to be like well we're protecting you he'd be like no no no no no no no I didn't see this I he saw Trump though he called Trump but he's the one who says bait but that but that is again that's that's what they sort of hold you know that they they they say that the second that your government's out of control and not for the people then you got to overthrow it and yet these are the people like we finally got Trump we're

good no need to overthrow we're fine well I mean the you know what the good news is they're out of they're out of prison in 2020 and we're gonna get murdered just in time for a second dude that's just the two guys that aren't doing anything the crazy guys are out of prison they already are they didn't get put in prison that's they're all they're all fucking ready preparing for the next one cool cool cool right now cool cool cool cool cool cool but at least we have a we at least we have a government it's not into crazy white guys are on guns that's cool cool cool that is cool and I think it's big for all this when

I say cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool hey have you guys seen outside of your city we are the dollop we will come back you know will like if you like it's raining a lot so if you so if you want us to send your car it's raining I don't know how to get back to the dresser I literally went off the wrong way and I'm standing out there and there's nowhere to go I don't I don't know where I meant to go I walked off and I was just standing going it's cold it's lonely and they're still talking and is it that way did I come on from that way that makes all crowds are out of here and oh um but we thank you guys so much

so if you want a picture or anything signed or whatever we will you know give us a minute and if it I left that door signing signing signing cars is hard in the rain but you know well okay Dave saying leave thank you guys we appreciate the shit out of it truly