The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 3 - Competitive Endurance Tickling

Episode Date: May 12, 2014

Gareth Reynolds joins Dave for another episode. This time Competitive Endurance Tickling is discussed.Tour DatesSources Dollop MerchPatreon

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right and I have all this shit to do but last night I or a couple days ago I put up a post on Facebook and I say hey do any of you guys have any ideas for the dollop because some people always have great ideas and a lot of fucking bullshit. I love right away any favorite a lot of fucking waste of wasting my time. Hey what about Wes Anderson? What about Wes Anderson? Oh well that is a waste of your time. But then last night late last night this dude Seth Wright a podcaster in his own right puts up this post that just says hey what do you think about competitive tickling? Oh wow. Oh wow. I was like well you should send me more

information on that. Wow. I need a sec. Okay. So he sends me so he tries to send to me like three times last night and like I was trying to go to bed but he kept like sending emails that weren't coming and I was like dude I have to get this before I go to sleep because it's too insane. Dave come to bed. I can't I'm waiting on the competitive tickling literature. Shut the light off. So I get it and I read like 10 minutes of it and I'm like oh my god I can't I okay I'm just gonna go to bed this is what we're doing so I woke up this morning. Did you wake up in the night and think about it? I woke up this morning

and I just rolled over and I went fuck competitive tickling. I gotta I gotta get on this shit and my wife and kid really getting ready to leave and I was like come on let's go. I gotta get on the competitive tickling. Daddy's got a job to do. Daddy's got to earn a living. You like that food? Yeah well let's get moving. I got a lot of research about the CT the CT organization. By the way it's my son's birthday tomorrow so could you be? Oh my god I'd love Dave I would love whatever you want. I actually I would like you to be. Pick something really embarrassing. Well it's something that doesn't have a face mask. Oh you want that

and much appreciated. Can you be a prince? Absolutely I'd love to be a prince. Anything with my face exposed at your party would just be a goddamn honor. Alright so I'm gonna put my glasses on. I can't. The idea of putting on glasses to read about competitive tickling doesn't happen a lot. So the pay's good. What? The pay is typically 1500. Okay so hold on. When I say competitive tickling what do you think I'm talking about? Well I mean I think you're talking about some sort of organized sports. Yeah. Of tickling. Yeah. But you start with the pay's good. What do you mean? Competitive? So it's like a league. I shouldn't

say competitive tickling. It's competitive endurance tickling. So how much can you handle bro? Before laughing or before tapping out? I think before tapping out. That's better. That's funnier. I like that you can laugh. No yeah you could laugh for sure. What? Alright so basically what happened was this kind of blew up on the internet this week because a dude in New Zealand, a reporter, like happened across this Facebook page that was set up by Jane O'Brien Media. Happened across. Happened across. Yeah he was like watching Foot porn and was like oh crikey. Well he happens to be bisexual this this report. I'm fine with that. So

don't begrudge it. He's dumb as a cross and he's like well this is fucking crazy. I have to read about this right? I have to figure out what this is. And so they have all these I guess they're like okay first of all if you go to the if you go to the the page. If? When you go to the page. Okay that's it right so. Oh wow. So it's Jane O'Brien Media. It's a couple of dudes in Adidas shirts and a couple of dudes without shirts and they're all like come on let's go let's tickle. Like the picture is just like. The picture is very inviting to like come on guys you're weird if you don't. There's videos of guys being interviewed

about like what's what what's gonna happen with tickling. Oh wow. This one's just I mean like these guys right here are from Minnesota and they're just just discussing. Oh there's no sound right here. Oh never mind the sound has come out of the okay so so these guys are like they're just they're talking about like what what what how much do you laugh when you get tickled like how susceptible are you to tickling where your tickle places. So it's just like it's like two dudes who are doing like a behind-the-scenes interview of tickling. That's like the first post on their Facebook page. But. But what? I still in

a broader term yeah they they it is like a league it's an organized what is they just so in your mind you're thinking the way this sounds is that they would eventually like it to be an Olympic event. What I am picturing is like Ultimate Frisbee like I want that sort of you know periphery we've heard of it might make the top 10 once a year. Well how do you think an event what do you think happens in an event. I could see a round robin-esque. I really like this kid coming out of Arkansas. This kid could tickle the hell out of someone else and he doesn't tap out often. Okay so. But is it just for fun they just they I mean

obviously it's just for fun. Is it just for fun it's tickling. Sorry I don't think that question's ever been asked about tickling before. That's like a Martian question about tickling. Is it for fun. What is benefit for them. Well I like tickle. Well this is I mean. Okay. Okay so so it's it's set up like it's a league or like it's like there's events but I'll read I'll read you this. Thank you. Jane O'Brien media seeks lean muscular ticklish males. Oh boy. Who also truly hate to be tickled. Right. For high paying reality TV video project in Los Angeles. Pay includes fifteen hundred dollars and two hundred and fifty

expense money. So a little per diem. Sure. Yeah a little fuck you money around town. Yep. You get to stay at a four star hotel stills photography session with legendary photographer Marco Real Monte. Legend right away. I know who we're talking about Marco. No adult sexual fetish oriented or nudity is involved in any Jane O'Brien media production. Exceptive participants will be restrained and tickled and producer provided Adidas athletic gym wear. What. And. Adidas is like we want our name on this. And work as members of tickling teams that compete against other featured individuals. This is very a very

competitive offering with over one thousand applicants monthly. Thanks to our exploding presence on Facebook. Now they have seventeen over seventeen thousand likes on Facebook. So they might not be full of shit. Applicants must be eighteen to twenty four. Oh boy. The more detailed about the participants. Well I think we're you're leading me down a path. But I think I know where we're headed. Maybe even twenty five. Oh. Old geezers. It's like it's like American Idol. Blow it up a year. If you're really good at being tickled. We'll make an exception. Professional reliable

arrangements are finalized by personal cell phone contact with binding contracts. Oh good. So once you once you sign on you get a fax you sign up you're in. You know I don't think I've ever heard anyone use binding as like a selling. You could just say contract like binding contract. If you do you want to be a part of our tickling contest. Sign the contract. My hand you're right in my hand. Put some pen through your hand. So so you can you can you can. You can talk to this Jane woman. Oh good. About any questions you might have. Well I have a thousand. You do. Don't you. And you cannot you're also going to get a

portfolio when you leave. Oh really. Jane will not take any selfies or pictures taken in the mirror. No facial hair. Oh Jesus Christ. Which you just shaved. I know. Yeah. So you're good to go because part of me was like we should get. Oh my god. To submit. I'm down to submit. Absolutely. We got to have you submit. I don't. Yeah. Listen. I'm down to make this my top priority. Although where this goes you might not want to submit. Oh boy. Well I think I know where it goes. I think you think you know but it goes so much worse than that that you can't even imagine. So respectfully don't bother if you have a moustache. Fuck you for a

man who had a moustache for two months. Have a friend take a well-lighted sharp image of you preferably waist up in short sleeves or shirtless to highlight your abs and upper body definition. I mean it we no longer have time for shortcuts. No iPhone pics. They're too blurry and I can't see a damn thing. Jane. Jane. Yeah relax. Jane. It's a binding contract and no more bullshit from anyone. Okay so so those are the so that that's all it says. And then and then and then you you get it to another page on her website. Let's just say this first page if you read it it already sounds like this is just some like it sounds like somebody's

creating some gay fantasy. Well we're talking about competitive tickling. We're talking about shirtless buff guys from 18 to 24. Well just in the photo but in actuality when you when you when you do when you see the videos it's shirts and skins so you know it's like oh so there's nothing it's just and it's just a uniform. Some guys are in Adidas shirts some guys aren't. Right. So I don't know. They have different colored shirts in the world. Do they know about that or what. They just I'm saying there are different that some teams some teams will use shirts on both sides. That's how they distinguish. Like skins. Okay. Yeah. Like skins like skins Jane. Here's the here's the form that you fill out your name your email address your cell phone number

your location your age are you ticklish. Do you like to be tickled. What happens when you are tickled. Thanks for your time and interest. I get a boner and I have to suck other guys boners run around with the heart on screaming. I'll sign and do anything. What I've been shooting lately is unique it explores several situations in which attractive ticklish masculine guys are actually tickled in two different restrained formats then involved in demonstrating some ticklish skills themselves. Bizarre. Yeah. A bit maybe. Yeah. But the point is so much that but but to the point seven hundred fifty two thousand guys apply from all over

the world whenever she is announced presently I'm shooting an all male cast the project is called competitive endurance tickling suited for masculine athletic guys who are honestly ticklish. So she doesn't want no bullshit. Jane doesn't want dudes who are like hey man I just need some photos she wants she wants us to be real. It must be great because there had to have been situations because she's so. Oh yeah. And I miss about it where guys been restraining them and like oh no no no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop. Oh no no no no. Ah. Your dog was like what the hell is going on. This is not meant to be a so

called quote unquote acting gig. Which is what you're talking about. Yeah. Don't bring your fake tickle laughter to my actual tickle show right through it. How effective how effective you are as a tickler tickler who is part of a team presents a factor to be determined also. So you're not just they don't just want people who tickling is hard. Sure. I don't know if you've ever tickled the bro. Oh yes. Then so you know the getting out of bros little tickly places. It takes a while sometimes with your bros when you're finding those tickly places. It can be very frustrating. So then it goes

into the money and how much you're going to get. You're going to get. $1,500. Participants will always be clothed in a provided Adidas t-shirt and a pair of gym shorts that we provide. So it's a provided pair of gym shorts that they provide. And a t-shirt they provide. Did I mention that they provide it. Who's providing these things. They are Jane. Okay. Jane media. That's not clear. If I were them I would maybe. Well it's interesting we're gonna get into who Jane O'Brien media is. Pretty quick. I bet she has a mustache. The shoot is a deal for guys with looks and personalities of athletes, surfers,

snowboarders, lifters, extreme sports participants. The outgoing type. Personal trainers are also perfect. No tattoos or so-called body art. Thank you. Again. Clean. That's from a situation. Clean. That's when a guy came in and he's like no tattoos body art. She's like that's that. Okay. No more fake laughers and no more fucking body art tattoos. Whatever they're calling them. No. I want them clean. Like a baby. Put him in the bleach. So I don't know why they emphasize again Adidas clothing. Like Adidas clothing is a thing where like you got you have to be in the Adidas. I would love to know if Adidas

knows about that. Oh yeah but they but what can they do because. Can't they be like stop saying our name? Yeah but why? No they can't. I know why. I know why. Why? Because you don't want to hit your wagon to a tickle competition that is probably just a gay orgy. I'm only like a quarter of the way through this. No. It sounds like right now it sounds like a legitimate tickle operation. Right now. It's very very telling. Okay so and they actually have a legitimate photographer. He's the photographer of the San Francisco Giants. He's like the team photographer and he also happens to photograph tickle competitions. Sure. Well listen baseball is only most of the year. Asian males are particularly welcome to apply. Red flag. Red flag. That's a red flag.

And are at an advantage in the consideration process. What? Okay so if this is not just physical look. This is all about a competition. No it is not. This is exactly what happens in like snowboarding competitions. It is not. No it is not. If you go to any like snowboarding competition you'll see in the rules. We're looking for the best the brightest the strongest preferably Asian. Preferably you are of Asian descent. What. Never forget I had a roommate in New York. Matt and he was a good looking guy and he was trying to get into modeling. Uh huh. And and then all of a sudden he got this offer and they were like and his agent was like look this is like a side thing and this

happens but they were offering you like 50 grand and it's like a weekend thing and you go away and they're dudes who want to take pictures of you and he's like what and it's like it's like this rich guy thing where you go no one touches you like we have that all like but they just want to be able to they like photograph you and you just like hang out nude and they photos only just like so it's just like a brand yeah he was like fuck should I do it and I was like feels kind of gross dude I would maybe do it now it's so weird but they wouldn't offer it to you now I listen to you if you can get talk to Matt get

their contact info I want to get in touch unless it sounds like a great weekend they're just like sure get out of here I'm like you guys are almost out of pineapple and so you know they they emphasize that it's it's not a gay thing good right yeah good what do you what do you mean good that's good that's a good thing to call out yeah no that's good you want it that's people who aren't trying to do gay things say that right yeah that's how you talk okay so a reporter in New Zealand got a hold of this it's like when I walked in today and I go let's do a podcast no gay sex right and then all of a sudden we're having

this and then we did this I mean it's just so a reporter in New Zealand was like well this is fucking crazy and he goes to the Facebook page and he sees that there's like 70 hundred likes and and he is a bisexual reporter and he's like okay so there's a game that sounds like a great TV show and his little bisexual reporter yeah coming out on CBS on an all-new bisexual reporter what happens on the phone that's about it he does stories both ways he looks at both sides of the issue so he sends a he goes to the Facebook page and he sends a message and he or he just posts a thing and he says hey is anyone here who has

competed a New Zealander you know he just posted on the page I want to talk to you DM me please and then Jane comes in Jane right away Jane yep Jane jumps in so far about five New Zealander's have competed but to be brutally frank association with a homosexual journalist is not something we will embrace we desperately do not want a homosexual participant base applying for this project my concern is your journalistic style of reputation and fan base in your own country this is offered in earnest and strictly professional so so someone like now now notice that the dude the dude didn't he did he didn't come out

and say hey I'm a bisexual journalist is anyone here who's competing in New Zealander he said nothing no so Jane went did a little research course it was like hey homo like just comes out crazy right out of the fucking shoot so then he gets another message good follow-up by the way just one more crazy thing I am Debbie Kuhn I am vice president for marketing operations for Jane O'Brien media I'm not Jane we are different people I also had a global IT stuff well after a couple emails she admits there is no Jane I am not Jane we're different people also there is no Jane and I am both and I am not gay and you

there's like that's happened a few times through this where they call out the thing they're doing so clearly yeah so they email back and forth a few times it's the same thing you're gay look it's not a gay thing I'm just a journalist it my journalism doesn't have anything to do with being gay and then and then he sends this email hey Debbie thanks for another follow-up despite your googling what I think you're feeling to grasp is that I work for three news three news is a respected news organization we have all sorts of people working as far as journalists go but what we all have in common is that we are trained journalists

and we do journalism I for instance love cats but this doesn't mean I love cats changes what I do for three news I hope you rethink your stance and some at some stage and your logic thanks right so very well put very well put okay so she responds hopefully may I be respectfully but brutally frank about my logic that shared by almost all of Jane media she loses leave some words out sure is shared by all of Jane media LLC about this larger issue I love cats too but this is not a social and spiritual taboo in in much or most of the world and societies as we know them I am sharing this with you and not as part of the

story a modicum smiley face oh cool just as Roman Catholic Bishop SSPX Williamson didn't want news made of his personal denial of the Holocaust okay so you know it's always good to make Holocaust analogies I think those go really well with something like this I think that I think that it's a natural progression to sure to compare tickling to the Holocaust name one difference honestly well six million dead Jews okay two mustaches alright those are two but those are nitpicks overall they're the same those are nitpicky things much like the Holocaust I'm sorry what I feel like you just brought Holocaust into a

tickling conversation that's right and I would also like that we're having a tickling conversation first of all I hate fucking cats queer so so now it's now he's like I'm gonna find out who this yeah brought it great support him so he goes through a YouTube page and her and she's got it in all the images of everybody we talk about in this story has a stock photo image it's like they get their catfishing all so it's she's got this huge YouTube page and they're all videos of men on beds and they're talking and then they all end in tickling yeah so they're all really not gay videos yes right it's just dudes

tickling hopefully this bisexual weirdo didn't watch him and then he digs a little further and he finds out the photographer who's doing all the shooting is listed as being interested in men and women so now we have a homosexual we have our in we have our mole we have found a lead into gay all right we have a gatekeeper we have a gatekeeper okay so then they get there the three news people get their internet guy on this to start digging and he finds out that Debbie Kuhn FER is registered with the same German hosting company as Jane O'Brien media.com so they're the same thing and other

domains all the websites are registered to Norman van der koos oh wow well you can't write that one I'm Norman van der koos but I've never heard of Jane Norman van der koos Norman van der koos now Norman owns Norman owns a bunch of other domain names quite a few based around tickling more specifically tickling in the military oh it's just I've never heard that before you know tickling in the military I'm sorry yeah we got to stop it the guys can't they won't shoot they're just too busy tickling incoming oh god Jesus tickling tickling in the military tonight and then and then he just keeps

finding more domain names and more names there's channel names like let's tickle him mostly cage fighters introduced to tickle fights military tickling ticklish military guys from all over the world it's just this all man there's a ticklish military from all over the world al-Qaeda when they're doing the monkey bars we must focus on destroying the devil the unites okay come on come on come on I'm in the middle of this shit oh my god under the armpits is my killing zeal I tell you anyway the white devil so then another writer decided another reporter decided to email Jane O'Brien Jane I'm a journalist David but

I'm straight huh good taking another I'm finally I am in reasonably good shape and I'm getting married in a couple weeks to a human female for bonus points I'm also white would you be interested in participating in a story I'm doing about bizarre and uncalled-for homophobic discrimination against media personalities professionals that is likely to track a great deal of attention for you right it's a bit your proper play Jane the more shrieking that homosexuals do the more our target audience is secure that a popular and well-conceived project is not compromising to their

masculinity our biggest problem at the onset was convincing suitable males that the competitive endurance tickling activities in which they're about to participate were anything and everything but gay so that was their biggest that's their biggest hurdle so far trust me look what is what is gay about well we're just shirtless and we're like rolling around are you an athlete yeah so do you do you think you could do like some endurance stuff yeah like sitting in a sweat box for 24 hours sure yes we're doing a thousand sit-ups just having a bunch of dudes tickle you for five minutes I'm sorry it was last one yeah a

bunch of gentlemen tickling you for five minutes right no I mean like yeah sure where do you I gotta go so let me just go to the bathroom and then I'll come right back out and I'll sign that binding paperwork how's that sound yeah good your proposed coverage would be a massive assistance to a vetting process that is both legal and treasured when producing media in this kind of this kind of the USA Google suggests that you are having so described yourself not quite a journalist like the Freer guy not one we bit I understand that you are to be heterosexually married and even were the union to be an ethnic what

follows would remain may you enjoy many years of happy marriage and live long and prosperous with a sorry did you miss the ethnic part it is time to stop replying it's just time for Norman to stop replying even let me just say this even if you are marrying a black person I hope you have a happy life look white I hope you have a great life even it's fine it's fine thank you sincerely not gay central president of tickled competitive tickling okay okay and then they and then they sent another one the Jane Jane sent another one yeah I would like to give a polite personal response but you see you have designated me

typically in somewhat accurately as someone who is bizarre in a diss in a tasteful distaste of homosexuals okay here's how I do it uh-huh I don't like homosexuals uh-huh but I'm doing it tastefully uh-huh by trying to get them to make videos of them of young men tickling oh well that makes sense in a in a tasteful way that makes a lot of sense no no eating wires he's eating that wire he's eating this one okay bad dog if he'd know no back it up I love all blacks too and may God defend your free land but I have a distaste for certain things as well notice one thing I have not assailed

the so-called homosexual prerogative but you mr. journalists are making my personal beliefs and I can't go on I mean I can't even I'm starting to not understand what they're saying anymore well it's okay to it's okay to if you're trying to defend your your yeah you're tickled let's let's call it your tickle business gay adjacent gay jason business just shut up as I'm talking about yeah the gay stuff it's easy to shift gears so so he basically saying this is an exclusively straight situation yeah so what it is is a straight situation he doesn't want he he doesn't want gay guys to find out about this because he wants

he wants straight guys tickled because that's his thing right well because that's not gay it's gonna take on that really kind of like gayish vibe yeah then it's like guys tickling yeah then guys will start tickling each but in a gay way in a gay way this is you want straight tickling not gay tickling I want straight ticklers doing gay tickles and I don't want a gay guy near it my name is Norman Vanderpoops oh god so but this black stuff is weird well that's just a little spice so uh-huh the reporter puts up the first reporter puts up a picture of who a one of the New Zealand ticklers right he finds it

somewhere okay and he says hey I want to I want to talk to this guy and New Zealand is a small place right yeah he quickly finds out through the internet who the dude is and the dude contacts him and says take down my photo or I'll sue you I'll get my fucking lawyers involved I did not want to be a part of the story I did not agree to be part of the story take down my thing so the reporter's like that's totally cool I was just trying to find you if you don't want that there but you have to do an interview with me yeah and so the guy says I'll do an anonymous interview with you got he said yes so now how do you

think guys get involved in this how do I think guys get involved in this yeah do you think these guys are gay well I bet what I bet it's like people who are gay for pay almost I bet it's not they're models they're dudes in like little fucking towns like Minnesota and they're like oh it's like a modeling gig so but they say right off the bat that it's tickling right yeah but to them it's just like oh it's like a shoot it's like a shoot right so they're thinking oh I'm going in on this weird shoot right and it's just it's just gonna be a thing where like it's like a tickling shoot

I'm just with other bros but then when they get there they but they're treated totally respectfully through the whole thing and it's exactly what it says it is you get there and you it's a weekend of tickles see now if you frame it like that I might come are you coming to the weekend of tickles I probably what is it you get paid you get paid 1500 bucks right so it's a fucking all good yeah it's an all good for sure so the dude that's what the dude says and he says look I don't want my name out there this is already gonna be weird enough so this is just what he says in the interview is basically corroborates yeah

he said no he says he says yeah I was I'm a model right like an amateur model like I saw this as a gig I was like yeah I'll do this I got a portfolio out of it and then he asked one question at the end he said hey do you feel good or bad about how all this has gone down and he said I don't want to answer your questions anymore whoa okay all right that's good answer to see good I guess I leave what was the word bottom me to you so now this story's been up for a couple of days and some there and also there's some comments on the the news blog page okay and some readers say it sounds awfully like a woman named Terry

DeSoto DeSisto who went by the name Terry tickle online and solicited videos of attractive men in 2000 you know as great as it's the name is Terry I'm like is it a man or a woman what psycho is this and at that time she put up a post she said guys interest me guys that are young basically 18 to 23 hot on the thin side not too big and buff no body fat no body hair and ticklish no sex or nudity are wanted in my videos I just want to see guys tied up and mercilessly mercilessly relentlessly tickled so that's just the lady sure asking for what she wants that's just the lady who came home drunk from

Chippendales blogging now she became the subject of an FBI investigation for what David for conducting an online campaign against the young man who somehow offended her so now the internet guy keeps digging and one of Jane O'Brien media lists one active company officer as Kevin Clark of New York now if you Google Kevin Clark and tickling it appears that Clark is a well-known director of gay porn specifically twink porn do you know a twink twink is a gay slang term describing a young or young-looking man with slender ectomorph build little or no body hair and no facial hair in some

societies the terms Fox plumb chick or chickens are preferred that's nice to me get me a nice chick wait a minute a chick yeah I want to fuck a chick like like one with a vagina no like a no hairless man a hairless kid hairless 19 year olds so is it is what I'm bringing this correctly that they're they're supposed to seem underage but they're not I twinks are just supposed to yeah look very young and skinny and hair yeah yeah they're yeah it's they go great with a bear on the on the Wikipedia page I went to there's a picture of a twink and it said Brett Corrigan won best amateur 2008 twink

performer slash bottom so they have so they have categories top and bottom for twink slash bottom oh god I hope it went top this year I mean I was by I've been bottom last two years it's great it's great don't get me wrong I love it but I'm really looking to break out this year it's not to do my own top stuff it's named after the host is Twinkie okay because it has little nutritional value is sweet to taste in creamfield yeah there we go I was waiting for it and it has three holes it has three holes yeah Twinkies do what no yeah they did the little injection holes oh really yeah and so does a human twink a man has three

holes a man has three well you can't put your dick in one hole you put your dick in another guy's dick hole what yeah yeah you just need a ray gun I won't talk to you anymore wait stick around so so this person said Kevin Clark is a twink director of friends with anybody who matters in gay porn he is responsible for some of the top-selling twink releases I've personally seen very successful directors meltdown when meeting him I've heard more than one tell him you are the reason I am in this business wow so he's like the king twink he's king twink so so he's also part of Jane O'Brien yes right oddly

which again I'm sure she doesn't know because she will not have any gays near her project okay so now it gets weird oh good I was like this is kind of like boring but I would love for it to get go somewhere so finally so the internet guy discovers I can tell by your face you're excited there is a guy going by the forum name Angel of Death who claims to be a US Marine Corps Brigadier General and he is connected to the Vimeo account of Debra Kuhn Debra Kuhn of the email exchange the domain so so channel Brian calm was registered to Norman van der koes right of Frankfurt Germany and he also has take this guys casting

calm take this guys online calm military tickling calm right take this guys USA calm attention deck calm right of course right reality ticking US tickling training calm the training is great yeah that's really good you have to go through that I think in order to really know how to compete okay so he's going through now he's going through all this shit and he finds one of Vander van der koes's companies Norman van der koes has a Vimeo channel of a US Marine Corps Lance Corporal calling him a disgrace to his uniform okay so it's Corporal Max a million you are they and I have his where do I have his okay so that's oh

wow that's him and I goddammit I wish that the sound was working on this because let's pause it right here yeah boy for bastard well that was sad yeah so the the video is not but basically so he put up this website is dude max a million max a million and the sound is not working on our phones and I can't use it on the computer because we're recording right but basically it's a loop of a guy laughing and saying please stop oh my god so if you go to max a million you're our day and my ex I am I L I a and you are I a RTE calm you will hear the loop of a guy begging someone to stop tickling and a picture of the

dude and saying he was dishonorably discharged well so wait okay why was he dishonorably discharged he wasn't okay okay it turns out that Lance Corporal Maximilian you are today runs a site called terminal Lance calm where he makes fun of marine life he does like cartoons and Marines go to it and they have forums and it's like a place for them to fucking laugh about being in the Marines right so he booted some guy from a forum for being weird so then he starts getting messages from this guy and he says your site violates the terms of service and acceptable use policies of the Marines in this instance of all

the providers represented by the red hops upstream in the trace route chart so it's he's clearly knows right he knows about computers yeah knows about since you remove what was a popular thread you're right I have the right to exercise mine when I honorably discharged I did so rather high up on the O chain or orgasm chain wait have created website marine and are making a nice future for yourself do you really want to have a problem with me and be responsible for conduct unbecoming's that will become more of a legend than DC I hope we could enjoy a good relationship you're in college would you like some assistance no

strings attached or there's the other way hope to hear from you respectfully AOD so wait wait now who is the guy being weird on the forums that's what I want to know because it's really not that guy no that's not a weird guy I know that's not a weird guy that is not a weird guy that's not the same guy so then this guy gets mad and sets up this fucking webpage he takes the dude who owns owns the fucking website takes his name max that's actually his name uh-huh a dot com and puts up a picture of him and a tickling loop oh my god and then this is all under the the vendor Coose it's all owned of the better so there's so now there's like a part of the Coose family so he's created a little bit of a trace back to himself right what a fucking psycho so now they got it so it's registered a vendor right and the general clearly has tickle

issues nothing there's nothing wrong with that so then through this they find out that the quote-a-quote Brigadier General has a Twitter account called Angel of Death oh okay now Angel of Death as you can see it is at AOD USMC now Angel of Death has what I would describe as a tickling Twitter it's got a twinkle a twinkle like a tickling fetish and who's the first the video posted there Debbie Coon so what the fuck so he is posting Debbie Coon videos and notifications ever video uploads as well as tickling related tweets and the tickling related tweets are hashtag ticklish hashtag tickling hashtag tickled hashtag

struggle hashtag resist as Ted's teach a Gretzner as Ted's laughter hashtag ticklish laughter hashtag gay hashtag homo hashtag outed hashtag fired hashtag fag that's just one of the many great tweets yeah I felt like over 140 characters maybe a rock it's a lot of hashtag okay now now the Vander Vander Coot Vander go ahead murder Vandervoen no van der woen is registered as the Neeter-Deishten group oh yeah sounds like New York the address lists David DeMotto with the Garden City New York address so he's the owner of all of so they've traced it down David David DeMotto we have our maid so we have a

new guy yeah right yeah now David DeMotto brings us back to another name who came up earlier Terry DeSisto the woman the internet yeah internet commenters brought up yeah who was investigated by the FBI for four going after young ticklish men sure okay so in the 1990s a tickle fetish queen popped up on the internet Terry DeSisto and began spamming internet user groups offering young guys cash and or new computers exchange for videos of them being tickled hi my name is Terry oh no I'm a female college student Boston Massachusetts area that is a total tickling freak total as a hobby one that cost me a lot of money I

maintain a personal collection of amateur videos featuring guys being tickled usually for 30 to 60 minutes oh my god I would shit myself oh my god just everything would come out of my body 30 to 60 minutes that would be great to send her one like that here you go we made it to 60 minutes like you wanted not gonna like it's pretty graphic or a minute nine things go off the rails real hard I don't know what was wrong with David food poisoning but he just it's terrifying a feature guys being tickled by a girlfriend good girlfriend a good girl girlfriends or even guy friends I'm not a business video trader porn

solicitor my interest is in tickling yes of course nobody would say that's Terry that's just classic Terry now fast forward to 2001 okay Terry DeSisto DeSisto was exposed by the FBI to actually being a 40-year-old former high school educator by the name of David Di Amato hey guys come on stop that stop that studying a little more horse play who wants extra credit horse play guys come on guys a little more horse play back there please hey you guys want to play magic fingers hey guys who wants to play under desk I love that it didn't even change the last name no it's not he I mean he came close but it was so so it's

also very there was never any 23-year-old perky blonde Boston college student she's not real there's not this blonde college students with millions of dollars to give computers to Twinks and he is just a fat oh I erased it because I didn't want you to see it but he's just this fat gross blob of a man it's that's always how it is that's how the guy who put together all those boy bands who was like he looked like you look like a wizard turned job of the hut into a human and he was just sitting there just like yeah oh god they all look the same look out look how gross like he looks like he looks like he just eats boys

right oh yeah he looks like he lives underneath the house and comes out of every once in a while to eat a boy and he looks like the kind of gay the guy John Wayne gays he'd be like hey man relax slow down like it's so crazy you know maybe you shouldn't come into John Wayne's house up the brakes a little bit okay now turn off my skin lamp so he had actually fabricated a social security number for Teresa de Sisto and obtained a credit card name so that he could do business over the so he created a fake person and got a social security number for tickling for tickling I got how do I do this how do I how do I make

this happen all right look it's he I'm at that point now where I either just stop which is fine I could just stop or I can get real weird and I can start fake identities and I could create a tickling competition you know so on the one hand I could sort of like you know whatever I had fun I got mine or I can just go all in and just fuck let's go that's it fuck it I'm gonna create new people he was sentenced for harassing this kid he was sentenced to six months incarceration and halfway house and fine $5,000 and he began his sentence the next month just in time for him to begin studying law at Fordham University

School of Law wait he's he's terrifying he's he's he's he's getting a legal degree yeah he's getting fake IDs he's going all I mean he's so like he's getting a law degree not cuz he's like I'm pursuing my dream of being a lawyer he's like I need to know how to get away with tickling this is someone that the Batman should be looking into and it's tickling like every time you come back and say that reminder not gay no this is just a man who's created a few different people for guys who are hairless preferably Asian in their 20s to sign legally binding contracts that he can not masturbate to ever he's

just a 23 year old college girl like the rest of us so people were pretty upset by the sentence in my view justice has not been served says Charles Dirksen a San Francisco lawyer who collected the testimony from Terry tickles victims it was more slap on the wrist and doesn't show appreciation of the army caused nor does it deter future abuse so but I heard that Larry DeSisto commented on that article I don't know this guy seems pretty cool and gets it so in August of 2000 and in that radio channel I was on internet radio in 2000 yeah I was I was on comedy comedy radio oh you were on on it yeah

oh Jesus and me and Greg Barron had a show on I mean no one was listening but the fact that this guy started yeah you were like technically you could have bumped into it a party it was about it be broadcasted the audiophiles of young men being tickled and then speaking of their tickling experience nice behind the scenes of it all it's like a storytellers tickles guys dot com so interested parties could go there and you know get involved ticklish dot ticklish guys dot com was a free website until 2001 when it was then shown as owned by ticklefilms.com who's owned by a man named Darren Star David Star I'm waiting

for us so then David Star is so then they worked together for a while and then things got weird between star and DiMotto so in 2006 a case was opened by DiMotto suing star over the allegedly false and defamatory statements posted on various blogs forums and websites now this is like that never go back to the weird military guy but also the idea of like you're defaming me it's like no no no you've defamed you you're the tickle king of the fucking world you're the self-proclaimed tickle king so star posted a letter and to the judge saying he's been lying to the

attorneys and all this stuff one such lie is David DiMotto statement that he's no longer involved in tickling websites or the production of tickling videos I would like to share a couple of letters written by David in December 2001 stating that he's ready to expand his tickling productions not curtail them so this dude has had a plan for all of this shit for all of this time David stars allegedly created the blog ticklishguyscasting.net in parallel with www ticklishguyscasting.com which he sent was owned by David DiMotto and another man named Dex Jones it features videos of young men being tied up in

tickle ticklishguyscasting.com is currently owned by Norman van der koos who's van der koos he's the guy who owns everything and he's no he's David DiMotto yeah he's the guy that when they tracked it down they're all they went to the New York business stuff David DiMotto is all of these all of them all of them and someone has even said that they don't think star exists they think that star he created star and he's actually fighting himself in court oh my god that jury I'd stick around for look at him he's fat and disgusting and then he runs over to the other side he's

like what are you talking about that's deformation and then he runs the other side he's like I'm sorry I didn't mean that so so basically every person except for the reporters that we've named is David DiMotto right every person who's saying is not David DiMotto every crazy person who likes Twink's tickling is David DiMotto who looks like the guy who put together in sync and here's a quote to wrap it up here's a quote from the Drexel student that he harassed and went to jail for well halfway house it's scary that he still uses the internet oh my god no that's horrible it's like the last thing you see at a horror preview

it's like the last bit of text how fucking insane is that it's just the craziest like you a guy sent you a message and says have you heard about compact competitive endurance tickling and then it leads to the most insane trail of a disturbed you must just be like the idea that you're like you're even like putting pins in a wall and probably like we have yarn connecting certain things and then you just go it's tickling he's got it he's got it on his wall he's got all these pins and names and you aren't attaching it right in the middle it just says tickle Dex Jones he's crossing out Dex Jones his wife's

down they're like honey come to bed he's like hold on I'm bisexual you shouldn't be here hold on I'm the angel of death right now I'm on the weirdest Twitter sometimes I don't know where this case ends and you start honey look I just got to tell you I'm finding him if I could just figure out who Norman Vander soon is your Norman Vander soon all right someone get dared David Starr on the phone wait it's you that's why there isn't one all right get me Terry god damn it you're Terry all right look oh fucking I'm gonna go have lunch with Debbie you're Debbie you're all of you moron boy I'll tell you I I just can't believe

they're letting these queers get married coming from the guy who created five identities to start a tickle league yeah gross they're probably walking around us right now we don't even know it anyway I gotta go look at these hairless Asians see if they'll work to be tied up and tickle for 30 to 60 minutes oh shit wow I really this is a different this is almost like the second head of an equally crazy thing from last week it's just so amazing that nobody knows about the these are such strange things well you wonder how many guys there are like there like like him yeah there's gotta be lots because this is

just one guy was like oh look at this tickling website and then he well into investigation this is their Obama he's the leader I don't think there's any questioning that when you said like ticklish boys net I was like well that and then you like and he owns ticklish boys calm it's like okay so he's just I guess worried about traffic going to the wrong it's really easy to reroute someone he's like no I want to buy it I need it it's for Debbie your Debbie I'm not I'm talking to Debbie right now on the phone on the phone with Debbie you're holding a doll arm get out of here I'm not gay I'm not gay who said I was gay

nobody said anything I told you dinner's ready I'm not gay and I'm excited smells good oh and I tell you guys are coming over for tickling later I mean poker poker poker poker Jesus Christ don't come downstairs oh fuck man and just the fact that he looks like that I'll post the photo on the yeah well it's not surprising because there's no way that he would look good no he can't look good he that guy's been that guy's been sitting in a home that is a cave yeah coming up with all these plans yes and I and here's the thing though he's making money off of this he's making a living how because because just the

views there so there are I've got to be a ton of he probably members and so do dudes who are like I'm not gay but I'm gonna watch dudes tickle each other you know the guys are lying to themselves this is this is the ultimate thing for them like dudes because the fantasy is and then there's also the gay guy fantasy of oh I'm just tickling my straight friend and then all of a sudden I'm blowing up there's that whoops my mouth and yeah so that's a fantasy but mostly it's for guys are like I'm not gay but I just like to watch guys tickle and then maybe I jerk off not gay that's like the people of the J.O. parties on

Craig's have you ever seen that yeah those are equally as sad nothing gay just suck my dick nothing good okay yeah but they always look they all I mean he has that he could not look like a like a guy who could get laid by men if he did he wouldn't know that guy couldn't if that guy that guy could all he could do is laid down on top of someone yeah maybe hurt them yeah I mean this is a guy who's masturbated in a 7-eleven parking lot without question for sure I'll put I'll put all my and Debbie's money on it and Terry's and Norman's wait until we find out he's still a teacher or something oh my god right imagine yeah but do you

think he so so they're flying these kids in to do these shoots they're paying so there's five guys are paying 1500 bucks but 1750 each yeah plus plus the air and travel so they're spending thousands of dollars maybe 15,000 a shoot 20,000 a shoot or more so they've got to be making a shitload of money off this or he's just a crazy billionaire he can't be though look at him he's nothing he's just like a fudge eater the only photo of him is from like 1949 so it's really it's really old he looks like he's with whitey bulger anyway he's out on the internet you guys hey guys he's out there if you want to

hit him up he's at David at Debbie at Terry at Norman at gmail.tickle so so all these dudes who are there so these models would go do it then what happens to them like what what power does he have what pictures did he take what how is he blackmailing him like what does he have it has to be yeah he's got him totally fucked yeah he's he's definitely yeah he's probably the point where he's like all right send me a picture of your dick and like that's probably flying him out there like look we can make this real easy just turn off the lights in the bedroom and you just come in and just do your business

okay and then I'll burn those photos I promise look I really like you Greg you're just a great guy Greg if you come out to New York and just tickle me for a couple of minutes hey um until the white stuff comes out hey it's hey it's me Dave I know it's late but anyway you could take a red eye out here give me a brunch tickle make it worth your while BT BT again till the white stuff comes out all right well I feel about this one very very weird yeah very weird very weird very weird I mean I feel dirty I feel scared yeah I'm worried for these poor guys yeah these guys are fucked guys someone's got to stop the tickle

party I listen I I think the way to do this is for us to start our own third party the tickle party oh yeah yeah and let's get involved in politics I'll run you can be the VP however you want to slice it are you gonna send a video I'm making a ton of them yeah I'm front-loading we really should we really should submit me though just for a laugh yeah I kind of have to just to see what it's gonna take a couple of shirtless pics real quick before we do the next one and send them in with a real creepy letter see what happens and then do an update let's do that all right that's perfect and hopefully have a mustache by

then oh my god no I was so clear you're not Asian the Holocaust is fake wait what wait what happened that look delete the last part don't worry black don't worry it's just one dude's apartment all right well that was the doll up congratulations nobody feels good okay see you next week okay here we go hi there doll up people this is Gareth not Gary Gareth enough already I've got some stand-up dates I wanted to keep you updated on join me on the road we're having a lot of laughs March 13th I will be at Summit City Comedy in Fort Wayne Indiana Tuesday March 14th I'll be at Helium Comedy Club in Indianapolis

March 15th Wednesday I'll be at the Louisville Comedy Club in Louisville Kentucky March 16th I'll be at the Columbus Funny Bone in Columbus Ohio Dayton Ohio March 17th Friday at the Funny Bone March 18th I'll be at the Funny Bone in Perrysburg Ohio and that's two shows that night March 19th I will be at hilarious hilarities and it'll be hilarious in Cleveland Ohio March 21st I'll be in Lexington Lexington Kentucky I'm drunk at Comedy Off Broadway March 22nd I will be in St. Louis at the Galleria March 23rd I will be at the Comedy Club of Kansas City and Friday March 24th I'll be in Des Moines Iowa

same with March 25th Saturday Des Moines Iowa and then March 26th I'll be at the Funny Bone in Omaha Nebraska also April 12th the Tacoma Comedy Club I told you I was drunk and then April 13th I will be in Spokane and then April 14th and April 15th I will be in Bozeman Montana at Last Best Comedy you can go to garethrenolds.com for all that ticket information so come join me on the road garethrenolds.com we're having laughs I'm drunk