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This is an American history podcast where each week I read is started from American History 2 at Goober.
Gareth Reynolds, who has no idea what the topic is going to be about.
Actually, I do.
It's going to be about Bill Clinton.
And this is part two.
And our guest is the great James Adomian.
James, you have any dates to promote?
plug? Yes, I do.
All right. Thank you, everybody.
One of them might have
already happened. I'm in Columbus, Ohio, at the
Columbus Comedy Festival this
weekend, September 6th and 7th.
And then I'm doing the alternative show at
JFL Toronto. Oh, great.
September 18th, 19th, and 20th.
That's fucking great. I didn't know that was still going on.
That's very exciting. It's back.
It's back.
Okay. One thing I will say
about the Clintons is I didn't know that they
were just dorks when I was younger.
Like when I was, when they were in office,
I didn't realize that all these people are mostly,
uh, just docks,
weird social,
social weirdos.
When I saw Hillary would,
Hillary looked like a dork to me.
Bill looked like,
it's exactly what it ended up being.
Bill looked like he fucked and she looked like she was like a bookworm.
Well, one time I stumbled into the wrong kind of dungeon and it was a D&D dungeon
when I was governor.
and the dungeon master
it was the 12-sided die that led
me to triangulation and
the third way
there was wizards and orcs
and you had to make neither one of them
happy
all right so
Bill has won the presidency
April 4th
1992
you know
down down
down
down down
down
do do do do do do
you know each one of those balloons
you know
you know each one of those balloons
I fucked afterwards.
The one of her
looking at the balloon and be like,
that's when, that was 2000.
That's her.
And that's her in 2016, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, but what James is addressing
is that that was not the first time
she saw a balloon.
Yeah, and it looked
even though it looked like she had
self-lobotomized when she saw that balloon.
We had so many condoms
coming into the governor's mansion in Arkansas
that we used to have to disguise them
at public events and major holidays.
Bill, what is this?
We're celebrating.
Yeah, we would just blow up the condoms
and then we would deflate them and use them later on.
All right, so.
Her balloon reaction is a top five political moment in my opinion.
It is.
Yeah.
Do!
So Bill gets in off as immediately has to face the fact that he can't really fulfill his campaign promises.
And he won with like 39% of the vote or something.
Yeah, because it was split between.
It was a three-way race.
And both, both were 96 pro ran again.
But didn't, was, did he, did he not do a sort of Obama-e thing where he gets in and then he just starts stacking his cabinet with the Wall Streeties and then.
It's a little different.
Robert Reich, like, Robert Reich is straight out of Wall Street, I think Goldman Sachs is where he was.
Yeah.
And then he gets.
He definitely had a.
election of Wall Streetie guys.
But yeah, he did that Democrat thing where he runs, yeah, go ahead.
This was also back in the day when Congress was like always Democratic.
So he came in.
Yeah, right.
He came into a Democratic Congress, of course, because it was always going to be that way.
Yeah.
Congress, the House has been in Democratic Hansen's 1955.
That is fucking crazy.
When people now think that Congress naturally switches every couple of,
Well, it's a midterm, so it's going to flip.
Yeah, right.
That didn't happen until Bill destroyed it.
That's exciting.
Okay, so he immediately has to face that he can't fulfill his campaign promises.
And one big reason, the biggest reason, is that the budget deficit is a lot larger than everyone thought.
His advisors are shocked at his lack of understanding of government processes.
Instead of cutting taxes for the middle class and investing,
60 billion on things like child care and education, he's going to have to make sacrifices.
Well, that part I knew going in.
We're going to have to say one thing and then deliver something else, if anything at all.
And guess what?
It's probably going to be blood plasma and more Wal-Mart.
So Haiti is going through as terrible violence and upheaval, and Bill had promised to allow refugees to come here.
And Haitians hear this, and there's an estimated 100,000 Haitians coming.
So that's going to cost a lot of money.
Whoopsie.
So he reverses his position, and people are like, well, you broke your fucking promise.
So he changes it, just adjust a little bit to say he's supporting political refugees, not economic refugees.
A great thing about a promise is that it is a living.
I remember that when Jean Bertrand Aristide was taken out in a U.S.-backed coup, and Clinton went in, Clinton went in and was like, we're going to take him out of power to protect him.
We've done some great stuff.
Like, I think the country that's gotten the worst of America by far as Haiti.
Has to be.
I don't think there's any of us.
And isn't it all, I mean, it's all birth from the fact that at one point they decided they were, I mean, they were the most done at America was like that's a lesson.
They had a slave revolution.
Yeah, right. That's what I mean.
So you can't have that.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a very ugly centuries long punishment campaign that the French passed off to the Americans.
That's right.
They still owe France like so much money.
And it's just fucking forgive it, man.
What are you doing?
Who does?
Haiti.
That's fucking amazing.
You actually have to pay the tab at some point.
We've been quite good to you.
They made them pay an impossible debt for the value of the slaves that they had left.
I mean, it's shocking.
Truly.
Okay.
You're welcome.
Haitians are now being stopped by the Navy and Turnback.
As far as allowing gays in the military, guess what?
He now says there should actually be limits.
Quote, I don't want to see soldiers holding hands or dancing at military posts.
That's fucking crazy.
Because that's what would happen.
Because you know when a straight couple in the Navy are at a military post, you often see them dancing or holding hands.
So obviously gay guys are going to do the same thing.
Right.
Well, what I know of gays, I know that there are.
never competition
after hours
and I know that
whenever there's a police chase
in an action movie
that oops
they go through a gay bar
during one of the scenes
and they're always dancing
at their posts
they are
but he also thinks
he also thinks
that sexual orientation
shouldn't be a basis
for discrimination so
it's really
It is the most
Democratic policy of
mouth marbly bullshit jargon.
Well, I think someone like that...
See, I didn't inhale of like military...
Yeah.
So Franklin Roosevelt, I think, made a great mistake
in fighting hard for something that he believed in.
It killed him.
So they had a very tense meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff
who rejected it.
Marine Commandant Carl Mundy
said the military considered
all gays to be inherently guilty
of moral depravity
and we're worried about troop morale.
Yeah, and
keeping it in the closet really fuels the way
Mr. President, we're not prepared
to have San Diego come out
of the closet. San Diego
is the unofficial gay bar of this country
and it is closeted.
San Diego's America's
gay bar.
So, Colin Powell
comes up with a great idea.
If people didn't have a list of the Colin Powell episode, he's a fucking horrifying human
being.
He said, uh, the military should just not ask people if they are gay.
Senator Sam Nunn threatened to hold up the family and medical leave act over it.
Democratic Senator Robert Byrd.
Robert Byrd?
Yeah, he's a clanman.
He was a clan guy.
of the day.
White-haired Democrat.
Oldest.
He was an old populist right-wing Democrat.
Gays are invented.
He said gays in the military was a cause of the fall of the Roman Empire,
and it would lead to gay marriage and gay boy scouts.
And gay boy scouts, the cannons will shoot confetti, the village people.
I read a couple of chapters of the only book on Rome that anybody ever gets signs,
written by a notorious Catholic.
And they blame it not on the currency or trade or endless war, but on the games.
Bill still signed the don't ask, don't tell law.
Soldiers cannot be...
That goes for women of sexually assaulted.
That's a policy.
Don't ask it.
Don't ask it if they do.
Shut the fuck up.
You won't be asked and you should not tell.
Do not say a word.
Soldiers could not be openly gay, but they couldn't be asked if they were.
A compromise that left everybody unhappy.
It's so fucking weird.
Everybody's unhappy.
That's the thing about all these things that this version of the Democratic Party.
Yes.
So this version of the Democratic Party, you can go through every single issue that they've compromised on since 92.
And the whole thing is like, yeah, no one likes it.
Everyone's unhappy.
So Alan Greenspan, head of the Federal Reserve,
Told Bill, radical spending cuts were needed to slow interest rates, or it would end in financial catastrophe.
Uh-oh.
Staff are looking for $140 billion in cuts.
So out goes his promise to cut the middle class taxes.
He still wants his child care and education plans.
Then he spoke, he goes on TV and said he tried to avoid raising taxes, but was unsuccessful, and the speech bombs.
and the stock market goes down 83 points.
83?
Yeah, not that much, but for then it's like...
Yeah, I was going to say, like...
Remember when the stock market
would just go down that little bit
and everyone would freak out?
And now it's like, you know...
1,400 points in a day,
and we're like, all right.
So Bill is hating being the most protected man in the country.
He called the White House, quote,
the crown jewel of the penitentiary system.
I mean, it's so bad they ought to take my plasma.
Denmark is a prison
It's like a chastity belt
He drove the Secret Service crazy
He hated telling them where he was going
And what he's going to do
Mr. Clinton, please stop ordering Poon Tang from the chef
Send up a little Poon Teng
Right, so that's the reason a guy like this would hate it
Yeah
Because he's always on the make
And now he's not on the make
Because there's always Secret Service around him
Fucking crazy awful
Hell.
They've arranged it for 200 years at this point.
They're like, there are tunnels everywhere, sir.
Once he quickly decided to go for a jog,
so Secret Service agents had to jog with him in suits and dress shoes.
I remember that.
That became a thing where he would go on these jogs with his Secret Service agents.
Yeah.
So they had to start having two security details,
one in suits and one in sweats.
case he went for a jog.
Well, fuck, I mean, how great is it to get on the sweat detail?
I know, right?
So rare, too.
He got very annoyed when he couldn't stop his motorcade on a whim.
I'll pull over.
That one, her.
That's a nine.
Pull over.
We got a nine.
Woman!
Invite her to my room, ask her if she wants her neck kissed, and then she could kiss
my pecker.
Yelling, quote, why can't I do what I want?
You're the president.
What the fuck are you talking?
I mean, it's called public service.
man
Bill and Hillary
had an antagonistic relationship
with the White House residential staff
I completely forgot about her
or she'll be around
I forgot
many were
many of the staff were ardent Bush supporters
and could be rude to the Clintons
That's fucking awesome
And they would gossip about the Clintons
And word of Clinton's screaming matches
spread
Once Bill had a small scratch on his face
and the rumor was Hillary did it because Bill let Barbara Streisand spend the night.
Wow.
There was always in a rumor that they're having an affair.
Well, you remember there was, there's always, there's one side of her face that's the side that she lets the photos be taken on them.
That's not the side you want to finish on.
Oh, shit.
There's a completely unrelated stric sand effect that I'm very familiar.
Bill also had a very antagonistic relationship with the press that just got worse over time.
They were hard on him more than other presidents.
Well, he's also a liar.
I mean, yeah.
So he's that like, he's like, where's this coming from?
Don't interview those women.
Press calls weren't answer.
And the White House often chose to tell news to local press instead of the press corps.
So his aides had to deal with the president who stayed up late.
and then would wake up grumpy
and then couldn't stay on schedule
at Clinton Standard Time is what was called
CST. It's a money
and time suck
and police are on standby
roads are closed, crowds and venues
are waiting
we have the motorcade route
blocked off sir
and you get in the shower
can we go to Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm clipping my toenails
Junior
Employees were told not to look Bill in the eyes
Or he'd start chatting and waste time
I mean he's kind of like
Wow the opposite of the Jim Carrey
asshole thing where it's like don't talk to me because I am important
Evander Hollifield same thing
When I did excerpt on Saturday Night Live
He made us all turn around and face the wall when he walked by
Don't look him in the eye
But there's the opposite of
don't look him in the eye because he will talk to you too much.
That's what I mean.
It's very strange that he has this weird, sad power to make you feel.
He's like a weird Medusa.
Like he makes you feel like you're the only person in the room and that is kind of a high for him.
And you imagine 200 million people who think they're the only person in the room.
Get closer to your TV.
It's weird.
But he's still.
He's the president.
He still has his temper tantrum.
which are then followed by apologies, jokes, and hugs.
Once he had five people fired and rehired in the same week.
This is a lot like a dysfunctional bar.
Everybody's getting paid in cash.
He's very ambivalent about decision making.
That's good, though.
He took the longest of any modern president to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.
He wanted Mario Cuomo.
Oh, my God.
who passed.
Oh, not a way.
And then he reluctantly was like, okay, Ruth Bader Ginsburg,
but then an aide was like, Mario's on the phone.
No, Mario wants to do it, but he wants you to call him.
So then Bill went to call him.
But before he did, the aide was like,
no, he called back and said he doesn't want it.
So it's just like chaos.
Well, just promise me you'll do this job until you die.
So he doesn't want Ruth, Ruth, Bader Ginsburg, but he does.
She's a six.
I'm just scared she'll stay in office until she's dead.
Well, Cuomo, come on, there's between, there's got to be someone if it can't be Cuomo before her.
Ed Koch is available.
Here's what I like.
Cuomo's name has come in it.
And Koch can be pronounced cock.
Morton Downey.
Arsenio Hall, for God's sake.
He announces her nomination.
to the press and watches her speak
with tears in his eyes.
When a reporter asked about his zigzagging
decision-making process,
an angry bill said, quote,
how could you ask a question like that
after a statement she just made
is beyond me? Thank you.
Goodbye. And left.
And Ginsburg just stood there awkwardly.
Oh, man.
That is the, but that sort, I mean, again,
it's always so funny to see like the machinations
of where it ends, but that's such a
Trumpy sort of like,
How dare you insult the moment?
Yeah.
The view of Bill as a wishy-washy president was becoming an issue.
He wanted to hear everyone's opinion on an issue and could easily change his mind.
And punnet started calling him a failed president.
Time ran a story on Bill and called him the incredible shrinking president.
I don't remember this part at all.
I'd cross 250 at this point too.
for a shrinking president
I sure had a lot of exes on that t-shirt side
loaded
childhood friend Vincent Foster
was deputy White House
counsel
he's brilliant
and he's a close friend of Hillary
but not experienced
with D.C. political life
and it's fucking hard
he also dealt with Bill and
Hillary's personal legal issues
so papers would make the occasional
comments about him and he said
the damage was irreparable.
And he started having panic attacks.
And he wanted to quit, but he was scared that he would be humiliated going back to Arkansas.
And then Hillary was also treating him like an employee instead of a friend.
He starts having marriage problems.
He's anxiety, depression.
And then he drives to a park like 15 minutes away from the White House and kills himself.
It's amazing to hear how he's actually just someone with emotions.
and sensitivities is really what the thing is
and they were just like
but just bury that all deep inside you
go pork a nine
he's having a real fucking hard time
this is a parade of sociopathology
what are you doing how did you get in
how are you still here
I'm worried about you
now even though Hillary is very
we know what really happened
Dave that's right
we know it really happened Dave
the lizard people
he was dragged to the park
even though
she's very upset. Hillary knew there could be personal legal info in Foster's office and doesn't
want the Justice Department to have it. What an amazing. So this is, and we know this now because
we've watched it over decades, but Hillary has a real problem with privacy like, no, no, no, no, no,
you can't know. And she has been attacked, but also she doesn't see the problems that's going to
cause with what she's doing. You know what I mean? Right.
clear out the files.
If there's nothing illegal in there.
Yeah.
And it's best for you to let it be transparent.
Be transparent because this is what's going to happen.
Well, there's probably something illegal.
Counterpoint.
There's a reason those files came with us to the district and we're not left in Little Rock.
So, papers, oh, sorry, she spoke with the White House counsel, Bernard Nussbaum, and over
angry objections from the Justice Department, Nussbaum demanded to go through the office first
and decide what would go to justice and what wouldn't.
One of those was a file labeled Whitewater, which he gave to the Clinton's personal lawyer.
So the Justice Department and the Parks Department both rule Foster's death a suicide.
But conservatives start yelling who killed Vince Foster.
Yeah.
Because they did rummage through his files.
They did.
Like it's very,
it's like Jesus Christ.
It's like a guy.
In their mind, they're just like, we know him.
He killed himself.
It's fucking sad.
But in everyone else's mind, they're like, a dead guy.
There's a body and files missing.
Like, that's all it is.
God.
damn so they roll it a suicide conservatives are they have who killed Vince Foster
bumper stickers immediately bumper stickers yeah you know the the right wing
propaganda machine now manifests mostly in um um podcasts yes uh yeah what's up I'm a M bro
guy um let me tell you about alphas and beta and I'm not somehow I'm stumbling on to tops
and bottoms, but
um...
We talk about alpha and beta men.
But back
then, like, for the technology,
they were quick.
They were well-funded.
They were.
They had the bumper stickers immediately.
It was out on Rush Limbaugh.
Effective, yeah.
Newspapers, they owned half the newspapers back then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it was.
And it was.
Yeah, it was like Rush.
When Rush started, it was just like a shit-throwing
contest because he was.
He had like that.
four hour block a day where he was just kind of testing out new material yeah um so russia's
telling millions of people that the clinton's are lying about foster Vince foster ladies
and gentlemen rush rush limball killing deaf pounding oxy cotton my career has really been resuscitated
by the liberal regime of bill clinton so can get
Newt Gingrich, Newt Gingrich, starts pushing for an investigation.
Short conspiracy films are made about the Clinton systematically murdering scores of people.
What's also amazing during this time is that their party, aside from Gingrich, is run by a full-on pedophile.
Right?
Who?
Isn't Dennis Hastert?
We haven't gotten him.
He's not running.
He's coming up.
Oh, he's not.
Well, he just blew that.
Exciting tidbit coming later.
I like that you do know things.
He does know.
He knows all his pedophiles.
Oh, yeah.
I'm big getting to the pedophiles.
My heroes.
A congressman who is the chairman of the House Government Reform and Oversight Committee
conducted his own ballistic tests in his backyard and reported on his findings on the House floor.
Wait, what do you mean?
Not a suicide.
Yeah.
Now, we got a.
We got half a bottle of wild turkey out here and I'm going to come out here and I'm going to blow my own hand off to make a point right here in the backyard, ladies and gentlemen.
I mean, you can only imagine right, he probably had like a melon and like a gun.
He's like, read it and he's like, no way that happened.
I'm a Native American shaman here to also, if there's enough smoke, then Vince Vaughn, there is a Vince Vaughn fire here.
Vince Foster and Vince Vaughn.
Oh, fuck.
They've always been crazy.
Rain Dancer thoughts.
After three months of working on it, Bill finally realizes he can't have the deficit
and investments in education at the same time.
Jesus Christ.
And he yelled, quote,
We are losing our soul!
It's turning into a Wall Street plan!
Nothing for the people elected him.
Who's he saying that to?
He's saying that in the...
He's trying in the White House.
It's a Wall Street plan.
I feel so betrayed by tying myself to them
and telling them in private fundraisers
that I would obey them
and now they're running the show.
Who could say this coming?
But he's got Alan Greenspan there
and I don't know if Larry Summers is there yet
but he's brought in Wall Street guys
who are saying the deficit is a problem
and if you believe them
then you've already, yeah
because they've already framed the narrative
and now you're going with it.
Well and it worked fucking
I mean, the deficit shit has worked so incredibly well as far as, like, being a talking point or whatever.
So a biographer said Bill always ends up agreeing with the deficit-obsessed experts.
Venet between the parties increases.
Republicans want no new spending, and Bill wouldn't cut expanding the earned income tax credit and tripled it.
Now, like you said, Democrats, I think, or maybe the Republicans.
Republicans controlled the Senate at this point.
Not told him 95.
So he still has the Senate.
If it's before the midterms, yeah.
He definitely has the House.
He has the Senate, too.
He does have the Senate?
Well, that doesn't really matter, though.
But, right, but he's...
The lots of Republicans have a veto power.
No, it's the conservative.
It's the blue dog type Democrats.
There's always a problem.
And if it's not them, it'll be the parliamentarian.
Filibuster power, I guess you see.
So, so...
So the House passes their version.
And the one thing his red line is he's not going to cut the earned income tax credit that he wants to give, increasing it.
So the House passes their version and the Senate passes theirs and then they need to be reconciled.
So now Democrats are dragging their feet.
And Bill gets on the phone with Democrat Senator Robert Carrey.
I think he's from Nebraska, but he's a conservative, Dem.
who is a no, he's a no vote.
He's like, I'm not going to vote for this.
Back before all those guys got flipped over
into Republicans, yeah.
Bill, quote,
if you want to bring this presidency down, go ahead.
I took on the most difficult problem the country faced
and suddenly I'm regretting it.
I wish I hadn't done it.
Carrie, quote, I really resent the argument
that somehow I'm responsible for your presidency surviving
and Bill yell, fuck you!
If that's what you want, go do it!
And slam down the phone.
Nice.
called winning people over.
So they got
they got
Warren Buffett
It's a great start to call
Kerry. Buffett's from
Nebraska right? Yeah. That's probably why.
So they got Warren Buffett. So as long as it's a Wall Street
game. So they get Buffett to call Carrie
and then Kerry flips his vote.
Wow.
That's awesome. Good for up. Is it awesome?
Yeah.
That's our system working.
That's the system in action.
And this spending bill passes with a tie-breaking vote from Gore.
Raises taxes on the wealthiest, funded free vaccine for poor kids, and expanded to earn income tax credit, which is fucking nothing.
Almost nothing.
It's fucking nothing.
Yep.
It was, I remember living through that where it was like, we've done it.
A means tested, partial.
cosmetic benefit to your dad's sister.
Hey, here's what's going to happen.
Two-year-old poor kids aren't going to die a croup.
God damn it.
The North American trade agreement, free trade agreement,
NAFTA, has already been negotiated by H.W. Bush.
but is not ratified.
Well, we've got to support that
because it's against the U.S. economy.
This is the really crazy thing about their thinking.
So Bill is worried about passing it
because a big Democratic voting bloc,
labor, don't want to lose all their jobs.
Yeah.
No, it makes sense.
I can't believe it.
I did not know it was ratified by George Bush.
No, Bush had it ratified.
No, Bush didn't have ratified.
Oh.
It's not ratified.
But it's his plan.
It's been negotiated.
Right.
We've already lost Detroit.
How much more can we afford to lose?
How about if we Detroit America?
Environmentalists are also opposed to it.
Okay.
And advisors said he would alienate Dems if he pushes an after through.
It sounds like all upside.
And then Treasury Secretary Lloyd Benson slammed his fist down and said,
Bill needed to fight for NAFTA for the good of the United States.
So that's how you wield power in the Clinton administration is you slam your face or the phone.
Look at Lloyd.
Hold on a minute.
Can anyone punch a bigger hole in this table?
That's unbelievable.
It's like Thor's hammer.
Al Gore was also for it.
Mr. President, I knew Jack Kennedy.
I serve with Jack Kennedy.
How big was his cock?
How big was it?
And he wanted NAFTA.
I shook his hand.
So Bill agrees.
He truly, they truly believe.
This is where I got to go back to their stupid.
Yeah.
They truly believe that free trade is a cure-all and is going to unleash the economy and everybody will be working.
Sure, some will lose their jobs, but then we're all going to have jobs.
It's very AI-ish.
in a way. It's like a less, maybe a less
fully diluted AI, but there is
this sort of like thinking where they're like
yeah, you will lose, like even
hearing Elon. That's why I keep saying
the word education, because I'm not
saying the word job. There's
not going to be as many of them, but we're going
to have education. So then later
on, if you're not the member
of your family that dies of depression
and addiction because you've lost your job,
then you'll get a lower paying
job.
We'll never
discuss that part how the new jobs
are always a little bit lower paying
than the old jobs. Why would
you want to work for Ford when you
can work for Jack in the Box? Why don't you
code? Everybody code.
Oh shit. So it looks
like it's not going to pass.
And then Gore, without
Bill's permission, I'll handle this.
Offers to debate
anti-nafta
Ross Perot on Larry King
Live. Oh, what the
The fuck.
That is awesome.
I don't want to be the face of this.
Mr. President, I will handle this.
And...
Now, hold on there.
Now, hold on there.
Now, hold on.
Give me a second.
I want a little ladder.
I want a little ladder if I'm going to debate him anywhere.
You understand?
Rio Grande is turning into Grand Rio.
Uh-huh.
Doing Peros.
Also, everyone was Southern.
Like everybody was Southern.
I guess still, you'd turn the TV on and it would always be like, I disagree with it.
No, it was more prevalent to be Southern.
Yeah.
I mean, even El Gore.
Now, hold on.
Now, I'm a more dignified.
I am.
Rich.
I own the plantation.
I'm the boombox that's running out of battery.
I'm like the man that many of you hate, except I don't have as much say.
Now, hold on a minute there.
But I stand for an equally low amount of things.
I sound like if Ross Perrault was running out of battery, Charles.
I sound like if my wife is fighting twisted sister.
That's right.
One of the best things ever.
Maybe I'll do a dollop about that.
Now, wait a minute.
That sister ain't twisted enough.
The Energizer money, he keeps going and going and going, but if this afterpasses, he ain't going to go.
He ain't going to have enough battery.
That's sucking, Sam.
Okay.
Gore.
Rossboro was right about all that, by the way.
He was 100% right.
100% right.
But the entire news media was pro NAFTA.
But to be fair, how could you get through to what Rossboro was saying?
Right.
Well, I think, I think very similar to Alex Jones, if somebody crazy is saying the right thing, they're like, oh, put the microphone on here.
Yeah.
Right.
To discredit it.
Now, wait a minute.
So, Gore crushes him in the debate.
he said
and after we'd create more jobs than it would cost
and he attacked pro
because he had dealings with Mexico
one time
and after the
Larry King
live episode
Mr. Perrault your response
well now wait a minute
pro's popularity just nose dives
well I mean he crushes he kills
pro
um
and the new
put me in a tiny casket and put me under ground
two feet not six
I'm coming back
there will be a full moon
and you will see my tiny fist pop out of that circle.
The Terminator has nothing.
I am immortal.
New Dems really believe that free trade is going to solve most of the problems.
I mean, that's what they're, that's what they think.
That is again where I do get caught up.
They are dumb.
I think nefarious, not fully stupid.
I think that they're, I think it's a combination of both.
Yeah, right, right.
Yeah.
I think their corruption leads them to be stupid.
Okay.
I think the large plan.
has been put in motion already, you know, by Reagan.
But then they're like, let's keep looting the country.
Yeah.
I mean, Bill Clinton is at this point just doing NAFTA is Reagan.
This is all Reagan now.
Well, they're all Reagan.
So then he gets a victory with the Brady handgun violence prevention act,
which creates a federal background check and waiting period on handguns.
Yep.
The next month, NAFTA passes the house.
I look good.
It doesn't do much, but we look good.
It's a version of bump stocks.
The next month, NAFTA passes the House.
Less than half of Democrats vote for it.
Wow.
A congresswoman said Bill, quote,
abandoned the real core of the Democratic Party
and represents Wall Street, not Main Street.
Wow.
NAFTA, of course, would hollow out factories for years.
Perra was right.
What did I tell you?
But Bill has two big wins, right?
They're like, he won.
Yeah, well, yeah.
They always, the president, no matter what the legislation is, he won.
Yeah.
Conservatives kept Whitewater alive.
Advisors told the Clinton's...
They were not grateful that he passed their Reagan Bush trade plant.
That is the other thing.
They weren't like, this guy's great.
They're like, thank you, and we're still going to keep trying to get him out of office.
Now we'll go further to the right and say that you're not right enough.
He can't, he can't, he think, they always think that they're going to get Republicans,
and Republicans just hate them more.
Yeah.
I mean, they do that.
They've lost that war.
It's been going on forever.
It's crazy to watch.
Yeah, they just did that with the border.
Yeah, exactly.
They just did, yeah.
And yeah.
So they're keeping white water alive, obviously.
They're right.
Advisors told the Clintons to release their financial records to calm it down.
And Bill was okay with it, but Hillary's like, absolutely not.
We're not releasing our records.
Quote, these are my paper.
they belong to me.
I could throw them in the Potomac River if I wanted to.
Wow, that's so weird.
When the Whitewater Records were eventually released, you know, a long time down the road,
they showed nothing illegal.
Wow.
There was nothing in them.
I love that that quote lives up there with all the great first ladies of history.
Eleanor Roosevelt.
Mimi Eisenhower.
They're my goddamn.
You know, there's probably, that's what you really said.
They're my fucking.
faced papers, I will throw them in the goddamn river, bitch boy.
I mean, it's the same thing as when she had all those fucking emails on her server at
home.
It's this crazy paranoia.
Well, she also knows that they will make something out of so little, but you'd rather that
than...
But they'll make, they'll...
Yeah, they're going to do it either.
Right, yes.
They'll make something out of little.
Never give them a void.
They will fill it.
Yes, right.
Don't give him a void.
Give them, yes.
That we've seen a million times.
When, oh, sorry, I said that there, just, all it showed was that she made a killing in commodities in 1979, turning 1,000 into 100,000 in cattle futures.
Some thought she was worried that the files would leave a speculation of an affair between Bill and McDougal's wife, which is like.
Like such a, well, of course that was in there.
That's such a bullshit excuse also like, he's had a.
affairs with everybody who gives a shit.
We cannot let people know that I might have
estranged.
We can't.
Imagine.
We have a, we have a
document that
before we go into business
that has a, it's a boilerplate
document that says, I will be
having an affair and then there's a blank space
that's going to.
And there's eight lines under it.
It's got petition spacing.
And
the rumors of his affairs are now
fucking rampant.
state troopers
Which is such a fucking turn on by the way
That's my kink
That is so hot
Arkansas state troopers
Are not coming forward with tons of stories
Bill's staff wants him to start
An investigation into Whitewater
To end it
And Hillary refuses
Saying nothing
It's nothing
It shouldn't be an investigation
And when Stephanopoul's pushed for it
She broke into tears
And Bill asks
He goes to his advisors
And he says can you please convince her
and one said it was, quote,
the biggest fucking waste of time.
I wonder if there was any water coming out of those tears.
Could you imagine it, would you,
if someone assigned you the job,
hey, could you please go convince Hillary Clinton?
That is the dream role for Dave.
My favorite Hillary story is her assistant,
Una, who was married to Wiener.
Yeah, who Matt Aberdeen or whatever.
And I know this from an insider.
They sat Hillary down and they said,
you have to cut her loose
because he is
going to fuck up somehow.
He's going to come in
and fuck this.
After his scandal or before?
It's after his first one
before his second one.
And they sat her down and they said
because her campaign's going on and like
he this this fucking
this is going to blow up.
Carlos Danger.
She's a fucking nightmare.
And she has to cut him loose
or you have to cut her loose.
And she's like, nope.
I've been friends with her ever.
I'm sticking.
with her and that's the thing
and then remember at the end of
like September that's what's
got the Comey files released and all that shit
it was Weiner. He fucking came
back and all his people were just like
yeah this is
fucking obvious
um
anyhow
Anthony how did Anthony Weiner
managed to have a weiner that embarrassed
Hillary Clinton more than her husband
like Bill was like
he's a fucking
threat that guy's a pervert he's got pictures of i never take pictures by the way nice pecker though
game respect game so uh we have troops in smalia as part of a u.n mission and um after a raid in which
we killed a bunch of elders in this warlords clan a couple months later his men down to
u.s black hawk helicopters the kill soldiers dragon bodies to the streets of mogadishu
93-94 yeah
Worst losses in one battle
since Vietnam
Bill to an aid quote
When people kill us
They should be killed in greater numbers
I mean
It would take you a minute
If you heard the president say
It's been a long time since that beard
It's been a long time since
The Paul McCartney look
And no longer am I
and never inhaling.
Now it's time for me to not exhale.
Well, he wants to do a big offensive,
sent in tanks and troops,
but the Pentagon and Congress resist.
And he compromises there's a surge of troops,
but then they pull out quickly after.
You got to.
A week later, U.S. advisors and engineers
are going to Haiti for the U.N.,
and they're forced into a retreat
by a mob throwing rocks and chanting,
quote, we are going to turn this into another Somalia.
Oh, well, that's a little much.
So Bill now adds new restrictions to peacekeeping operations.
So the answer to all that is real in peacekeeping.
Right.
Now we are no longer going to keep any peace.
We will find what the oil company position is in any conflict, and we will guard the pipelines.
There you go.
January 1994, Bill's mother dies.
He's pretty out of it.
He's upset.
and he wants to get it over with,
so he asked Attorney General Janet Reno
to appoint a special prosecutor for Whitewater.
Huh, okay.
That's his reaction to his mother's death?
Well, he just doesn't want to deal with the fucking...
We should investigate Whitewater.
He doesn't want to deal with the bullshit.
He's just like...
He sort of loses it.
He's taking him too much fucking time,
and he's like, why am I waiting for Hillary
when this could just be dealt with?
All right.
Also, they may have invented a vagina
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You heard about this?
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Have you heard about it?
Investigate Whitewater.
So everyone's for it except White House lawyer Nussbaum, who thought it was a bad move.
He said Republicans would not stop at Whitewater.
Quote, they will chase you, your family, and your friends, through the presidency and beyond.
Yeah, right.
Republican prosecutor Robert Fisk is picked, and he a couple months later, submits an interim report saying Foster was a suicide.
There's no proof of wrongdoing by the Clintons.
and Republicans flip out
and they want him fired.
Right.
So he's gone.
Lawyer and Bush administration veteran,
Kent Starr, who's a conservative.
Oh, shit, that's right.
Never been a prosecutor of any kind.
He is selected.
It came out of this shit.
Kid it's Star.
Oh, fuck.
Our favorite.
I forgot.
So now you've got, you've got the Justice Department,
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Now, health care for all began with the presidential primary campaigns of 1988
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They called it too radical, but it mobilized the base.
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The Financial Times quote, Clinton has borrowed extensively from Jesse Jackson.
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The market
does not exist in the
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So the White House said
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Insurance companies and large employers
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Healthcare companies, labor unions,
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like she's really fucking smart which she is very smart sure but she's also a Clinton I
well she's a she's a very bad politician and he's like well I think we're going to lose this
one so we need a smart person in charge of it also it gets her out of the white house a lot
which is fucking awesome you can be down on the hill honey baby go down there for a long time
don't come back till you figured it out so she creates a task force there are no
on this task force so jesse jackson and the the leader of the biggest health care workers union
meet with hillary and she says okay they can have someone on the task force wow their pick
was ostracized quote i had the feeling i was in the white house as a token unions get 200 000
signatures for single payer so bill tells the task force they have to do something kill workers
Explode factory workers.
They end up putting in one sentence
that allows states to choose single payer if they want.
The public option.
They want.
And they do for sure.
State by state, look, Confederate states can have Confederate rules.
And Canadian states can have the good stuff.
But remember, this.
came out, this was birth out of a people's movement, Jesse Jackson's people's movement,
but they never try to mobilize people to support reform because the people don't support
an alliance with the health care industry. That's actually what they're against. So there's all
this dialogue between business executives, the White House, and insurance companies. Like,
that's who's doing all the talking to create a health care plan. Excuse me, the people? They're not
talking to the people. They're not talking to Congress.
and once it's done,
health insurance companies are against it
because they have to put in some regulation.
Yeah, I know we wrote this for you,
but we still don't like it.
It's crazy.
So they literally came up with a health care plan
that nobody wanted.
Remember when we said that earlier?
Nobody wanted it.
It was a loser.
Yeah.
Let me tell you something I learned about triangulation from Pythagoras.
A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
But if it's labor and business, you're going to square those and plus them together.
That's not always going to equal C squared.
Okay.
There's variables at play here.
So Hillary was told by different people.
The only way, from the beginning, the only way to pass health care reform is to frame it as a battle between the people and corporations.
And she acted as if those people did not understand how politics works.
Well, she also had to stroke the egos of Congress, but she didn't.
Some like John Dingell, so like the health care guys in Congress, the guy.
guys who are like, we got to do health care stuff.
John Dingell, he sends word that the plan he's hearing about sounds like chaos,
basically saying, hey, tell me what's going on.
And they don't.
Others thought the White House didn't understand the legislative process.
The main rep in Congress, who is considered the intellectual father of managed competition
plan, was completely ignored.
A memo was sent, quote, he could be a problem, particularly in the press.
if we don't get him to at least feel we are considering his opinions.
Who is this?
Sure enough, he became an outspoken guy against.
And when the plan is released, ready to be released in September of 1993,
Dems in Congress tell Bill they hadn't seen the plan.
They don't know anything about it.
There is literally no one to support it.
It's really good.
You're going to freak out.
You like foreign films?
Yeah.
A lot of them, too.
They're obscure, but you're going to get a real kick out of it.
If you can read the subtitles.
Congress doesn't support it because they ignored the progressives and all of Congress.
So the progressives don't support it because it's a shitty plan.
The centrist don't support it because nobody talked to them and they don't know and they couldn't get anything that they wanted.
So when health care companies fought against it and they did a big blitz against it, they won easily because they, they,
failed in building it up and now the narrative was while we tried to pass health care reform
but the health care companies came out so strongly and it's like no you fucked up and there was again
a void yeah and what filled the void the bad guys did they have those um they had an ad campaign
where there was a husband and wife yes breakfast table yes that was like i don't like how this is
going to be expensive yes you you could just put out any
ad like that and it's true
in the 90s it's true today
where it's like well I represent an
obviously funded
billionaire funded fake person
that has a
what do you know
pro corporate opinions at my breakfast table
and most people go like oh it looks
like somebody I know in my life that's what they do
with the props too every time the props roll out
it's like some woman in a kitchen and she's like
unfortunately though it's going to raise
the place of watermelon and I can't afford
that right now and I can't afford that right now
You're just like, oh, for fuck's sake, it's so obvious.
We're a watermelon family.
Yeah.
And then it says right down at the bottom, what's going on?
But they're like, they're like, we're not targeting the people who see how dumb the ad is.
Yeah.
We're targeting people who go like, oh, an ad said something.
And it works.
It's pretty good.
And at least get, most of them get across the line.
But if you're, if you're...
Brought you by Coke Industries.
If your unions are farting for it.
If you're fighting for it?
If you're, if your social groups are fighting for it, if you're doing for it, if you're
Democratic congressmen are on board
well now you have a fight. Yep.
But instead you don't have any of that.
No. It was just
it was a
quintessentially Democrat. It's like
Hollyfield fighting a five year old. It was like
Hillary personally herself
versus the
100% health care industry. And the fact that she said
to those other people who described
exactly how you should do it that they don't know
politics is exactly what's wrong with the party
right. And she had pre-compromise and given them everything
they wanted. Pre-compromise.
I guess they thought a lot of the
times oh we'll compromise and then they'll appreciate it yeah right uh with no one for the
only voices came from the right right wing radio radio host told listeners to find Hillary and tell
her what you think she was told we're recommending that you track her down and tell her what
you think blow dart Hillary and tag her she was told to wear a bulletproof vest to public
appearances now bill's advisors are like you know what you got to back off that veto promise
That's what's causing everyone to go crazy.
It's the veto thing.
You said you'd veto it if it's not 100% coverage.
And so he gives a speech and he said maybe all agreed to 95% coverage.
And when he gets off the stage, Hillary calls him, quote, what the fuck are you doing up there?
You get back here right away.
The next day he backed off the 95% comment.
Wow.
Health care reform died weeks ahead of the midterms.
and hundreds of thousands of people died
hundreds of thousands of people died because of this
it's so classic
and the crazy thing about the Clintons
and doing research on them is I remember everything
and I remember everything very clearly because of political junkie
and when I watch now
I watch history being rewritten
as they run for office or
do this thing or do that thing. Their history is always being rewritten by people. The Clinton's
history. Like so when Hillary runs, there was a big blitz in the media of how she would be great
for health care reform. Right. Because she was a show cheap. She tried and she knew the guys to fight.
Yeah. She, right. And she did her best and those big bad guys took her out. And it's like, no,
she fucked up. Yeah. Horrifically fucked up. Well, and then what you were like you were saying
earlier, James, like the fact that they were running away from McGovern, like that, that.
scared so then it really is then the Clintons do this and then the Democrats forever replicate
what the Clintons did because Clinton is because of that he is look back on by
centrists or whatever the people who buy the the bills are going to go up bullshit they are
revered as as a great political family yeah I mean they are like most people still
believe that yeah people have a what would Jesus do bracelet I have a what would
McGovern do and don't do it
Brace it.
Which is tough because I'm in government
and I love McDonald's.
And it's usually, you know,
stopping a war
or helping the people.
When you said that thing about
Somalia too,
when he has a right wing
mentality when it comes to
the retaliation for Somalia,
that I also wonder,
I'm like, is that because
is that who he is?
Or is he, again, an empty vessel
who just tries to get ahead of the right
wing thinking and he's always trying to get out of the right wing thinking so it is it's like which
is you know honestly potentially worse really so he can go to the debate stage and be like yeah
why do we even need a republican president yep i am doing the work of a republican president and yet
the republican president then is a fucking psycho who's like look at this fucking look at this lefty loon
yeah if if a democrat is taking up the space of where republicans were uh and winning then republicans
have to go further right.
Yeah, and they just refuse to fight that battle.
Instead, they lose, and then they just go, well, I mean, she was just so left.
Yep, she was so far left.
She was so left.
We can't do that.
Communists.
They were communists.
Bill Maher is just like, we need sensible centrists.
So several congressional committees are looking into Whitewater.
The Senate special Whitewater Committee chaired by a Republican had hearings for a lot of
11 months.
Jesus Christ.
No health care, though.
Yeah, Starr's team charged the McDougals and the Arkansas governor, Jim Tucker with fraud.
James McDougal had a mental breakdown, and his savings and loan went bust and needed a $50 million bailout.
And Bill's opponents said he forced that on taxpayers.
Suspicion grew.
But Starr could find no Clinton crimes.
Starr's investigation was wrapping up, finding no wrongdoing by the Clintons.
What a relief.
In April...
Turn the page.
In April 94, the Hutu genocide of the Tootsie began in Rwanda.
And as it unfolded, the White House was completely silent.
Bodies literally piling up in the streets, and they wouldn't call it a genocide.
The State Department said more research was needed.
We're not sure.
The U.N. Security Council voted to pull most soldiers out, and the U.S. didn't consider peacekeeping forces.
In July, we sent troops, but just for security in refugee camps.
Bill, quote, from the beginning of this tragedy, the U.S. has been in the forefront of the international community's response.
Tragedy is a great word to use when you refuse to use the word genocide.
And you can plug it into different regions throughout world history.
Let's play the genocide hokey pokey again.
It's a tragedy.
Rwanda, Armenia, Palestine, it's a tragedy.
It's not that other thing.
Nobody wants that.
It is true that the U.S. was on the forefront of the international community response because there was no response.
Right.
Exactly.
So we did lead that.
That's the sweet spot, idiot.
It was, yeah, it was shocking.
Yeah, I would expect the ruling powers to have gone, in hindsight, I would expect them to be like, oh, we can use this to get involved and take over the country or something.
They didn't even do that.
Right.
It was so shocking to live through.
You were just like, what?
Even, even, it's one of those things where you have a low respect for people.
You don't think much of them.
And then they do this and you're just like, my God, there's so much more craven and awful than I thought.
And they, that happened, like, that just truly happens.
in every fucking administration where you're just like,
where the fuck are you on this?
I mean,
because it was,
I mean,
it was really gruesome.
Yeah,
it was ridiculous.
It was crazy.
It was like,
well,
yeah.
Let's see what happens here.
We call it a Senadjad.
Waves of desperate Haitians continue to be turned back.
Are you political or economic?
Let's have a look.
Talk to us.
Are you coming here because you can't have.
afford to eat or does someone
not like you? We're going to do this
voice style so I'll have a chair
spun around. Oh, you
know what? Your plea worked.
I spun around. All right. Let's say,
wow, I did not expect you to look like that.
I'm better to reconsider.
Have you considered that you're lucky or not
Tootsie?
Bill
considered an armed intervention
but the U.S. public absolutely
does not want that. The polling
told them that. At this
A lot of the best things that I didn't do were because the polls were like, nope.
If I had been a leader.
I'd be FDR if I'm not careful.
I would have jumped straight to the FDR wartime presidents.
How bad was that?
He's just like, he can see a rape in a bar happening and be like, do people think I should stop?
You guys think I should stop this?
Well, I don't know if that would be his perfect city.
He'd be like, hey, brother.
Why am I doing this?
Let me know if you're tuckered out.
The Congressional Black Caucus wants intervention.
So he changes his policy of immediately returning refugees.
So they're not going to stop them in the boats and make them go back.
So that leads to waves of refugees seeking asylum and he sends them all to Guantanamo.
Fuck me.
With that fucking word.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
There's capacity there.
No.
No.
They are in rudimentary barracks, garbage bags over windows.
Some are sleeping outside.
Inedible food at times spoiled, at times filled with maggots.
They don't have enough blankets.
I mean, I remember reading about this and it was just like, what in the fuck are you doing?
and black people in this country
screaming like, what is going on?
Now, someday a president's going to come along
and promise to close that place.
The U.S. tries to get
other nations to take the refugees.
How are you?
He's just calling Finland.
How you been?
Well, I'll tell you what.
I'll just sit here the other day.
I haven't talked to you in quite some time.
Can I interest you?
Unfortunately, every country is like,
I'm sorry, we're raising.
I watched the sound of music the other day.
You seen there, man, you got some nice prairies out there.
Spacious.
Oh, that was Austria.
Well, either way.
Oh, fuck.
Gore got Bill to set a date for an invasion.
So he's finally like, you have to invade.
Set a date.
Al Gore.
Al Gore.
Yep.
Got him to agree to invade Haiti.
Everything everybody says about Gore when they're like, this shit wouldn't happen when
if Gore was an officer.
instead of Bush, I really ask you to read about Al Gore from, say, like, 85 to 99, and then tell me that.
Right.
We would have an American allied principle of the entire Caribbean.
So Bill goes on TV and tells the Hunter, who we're in charge, quote, leave now or we will force you from power.
Now, Jimmy Carter comes in and offers to go to Haiti and negotiate.
Because, of course, Jimmy Carter was having phone calls with the hunter leaders for weeks.
This motherfucker.
Of course, he's been talking.
Who's been talking to him?
Now, I understand that you have a faith in the Lord, as I do as well.
And I currently have my study Bible open to Deuteronomy 4-6.
Also, can I interest you in some peanuts?
So, Carter goes with Colin Powell and Senator Nunn.
Oh, just like a nice summer trip.
Boys trip.
Boy's trip.
Take one more.
Let's do silly faces.
But it's not going well.
Negotiations are not going anywhere.
What the fuck?
The deadline.
Colin Powell is like, this guy won't stop eating his peanuts.
Do you mind if I'll throw the shells on the ground of the plane?
Sam Nunn is just drinking in the pool.
And Colin Powell.
Colin Powell's just trying to figure out a war crime to cover.
well they were that was that that's what would have happened yes um so bill sends the planes
as the deadline passes and once the junta hears the planes are in the air they quickly agree
and uh to to uh to uh leave and bill gets to the american public that war has been averted
but everyone gets credit to carter right wow
So Bill promises to get tough on crime.
Ugh.
It's fucking, this is so fucking stupid.
Well, I think that we've, all these adventures have been a little bit too far to the left.
Here in my first year in office.
We have, I don't want to be known as the left wing guy.
All right.
We have to do a little bit in the other swinging direction of the pendulum.
By the way, not sex crimes.
He signs the violent crime control and law enforcement activity.
1994, mostly written by a Senator Joe Biden with help from the National Association of Police
Organizations.
It is the most wide-ranging federal crime legislation passed in U.S. history.
Support was higher among black people than whites.
Black pastors had lobbied for it because crack was devastating black communities.
The act became a tool to mass incarcerate people disproportionately young,
black men for longer time periods.
States got billions to build more prisons.
The Ben and Seder of Justice, quote, for a period, new prisons opened every 15 days on
average.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, my arm is tired from all this ribbon cutting.
Look at us.
Well, look, we are going to, there's a silver line in here, or should I call it a crimson
lining we are going to have so much blood plasma oh my lord canada hey trudeau trudeau are you on the line
where did it come from don't worry about it here come the blood it's absolutely pure is this i don't know the
i know for example the last 20 years at least the u.s has a prison population that's uh the largest
in the world besides some very small strange countries like but of all the big countries and all
the developed countries by far.
By far.
It's not any case.
And I believe in raw numbers
and per capita more than China.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
But was this the case before that or did the crime bill
take us up?
This took it.
So the crime bills went, look, we finally
beat China at something.
I mean, it wasn't great. We were probably leading before,
but this made it go fucking astronomer.
Well, and this is also the governor's mansion
13th Amendment loophole,
free labor.
I am always surprised. I guess I shouldn't
there's no good guys with any budget.
No one ever makes a political issue of how we have the most prisoners in the world.
No, they don't.
You're only supposed to know that if you read too much, and no one else is supposed to know about that.
Well, because it's like scary, I mean, that is, the United States economy is so fickle and fragile, and that is a large component.
That should be an easy campaign slogan.
I think we should have fewer people in jail.
per capita than China does.
Yeah, see what they say.
Or even the scary authoritarian China that you're all worried about.
Maybe even the head count.
Maybe we should have fewer people in prison than a country four times as large as us.
So between NAFTA and the health care bill,
things are good.
It killed off the Democratic majority in the House, which Dems and controlled since 1955.
All right.
Those who want to say Bill's reputation always blame the gun control bill.
But the exact same number of Republicans voted in 1990 as in 1994.
Well, that's a problem.
The difference is Democrats stayed home.
Labor, right?
The people who were wanted health care, they fucking stayed home.
because of failure. And that empowered the right and demoralized the left. And that became known
as the Republican Revolution. The contract with a contract with America. And it became then
and then it became the Chuck Schumer plan of we go get Republicans now. I mean, that's what
Bill's plan was. Yeah, right. But Democrats, and now it's different because there's fewer Democrats
and Republicans because they've fucked up so bad. But Democrats always lost.
because fewer Democrats came out.
It was never more Republicans.
It was always, do they show up or not?
There's a ceiling of Republican support.
And that's why over the decades of my life,
the Republican strategy has solidified around,
let's try to make sure nobody goes out and votes.
Yeah, gerrymandering.
If it's low turnout, the Republicans win.
Whether that's done by being unpopular Democrats
or if it's a legal thing,
illegally stopping people from voting.
They're like, either way, as long as it's fewer of them, we're going to win.
So, NAFTA and Healthcare Empowered the ride.
This is actually quite depressing, I'm finding.
It is.
This was called the Republican Revolution, Bill, quote, I set up Congress for failure.
He retreated into his own head, and he went very quiet, and his passivity alarmed staff.
Man, I'm dying to shoot a load.
You ever see the guy that makes you feel?
feel like you're the only person in the world, and then he doesn't have much to say to you
that week?
That's tough.
Yeah.
Sometimes I can't even look myself in the eyes.
Maybe I need a little pity myself.
I mean.
So he starts speaking more and more with his old aide Dick Morris.
How you been?
Now, your advice is always that I should go to the right.
So what should I do?
I've been doing that already.
We're doing that a lot.
It's weird that a Republican would tell him to go to the right, isn't it?
So most in Bill's orbit saw Morris as a bit of a sleaze ball, but Bill depended on him for his next moves.
And his involvement was kept a complete secret because Morris was a Republican who worked for Republicans.
And he was given a code name, Charlie, by those who knew about him.
Charlie don't surf.
Stephanopoulos said he was quote
You know I dodged the draft during Vietnam
Because I didn't understand the fireworks
I was stepping on with that one
He's called Charlie
Stephanopoulos said he was quote
A small sausage of a man
Who looked like a B-movie mob lawyer
Jesus Christ
People said he had absolutely no
When is Stephanoplas's Vegas stand-up show
Honestly.
I want to see his roast show.
This was when Dennis Miller was writing for me.
Other people said he had absolutely no morals.
So Republican Newt Gingrich, the new speaker of the house, called Dem...
Contract with America.
Called Dem.
I always sound like I have a small road that I've all halfway devoured into my throat.
I mean, talk about a piece of shit.
That guy is like amazing.
So he calls Dem, quote, the enemy of normal Americans with no concept of family.
And whatever.
Is there a point to go into why?
No, it really isn't.
It really isn't.
But the idea that this guy is...
He was having a well-known affair with his now current wife.
She was an employee that...
Whatever.
Yeah.
On his wife's death, then he's like, I found better gatch.
A congressman...
And I'm doing you a favor, not pulling the plug.
I want to keep you playing.
I want you to be alive for this.
And he told his wife that he was...
leaving her because the lady's having a affair with said she would let him fuck whoever he wants
if they're married you understand can she hear me doctor because who doesn't let me finish in
anyone do you understand can she hear who doesn't want to bang newt gendritch oh beautiful yeah a human
well i i knelt there next to the bed and gave her a chance to recant her position and she didn't
she just she was she was unable to do anything yeah she just she just kept cancering yeah it's
Cancer culture.
So, a congressman quote, Gingrich
persuaded the Republicans that Venom was the way
to succeed. He blamed Democrats for Woody Allen's
creepy relationship with his stepdaughter and falsely
accused a high-ranking damn of being a pedophile.
Well, I mean, which guy was this?
I don't even remember. I forgot to look it up. I don't know who he called it.
Bill started to get himself together for the State of the Union
and relied on Morris
and they wrote the speech to win over...
In 1995, January State of the Union, I guess.
They wrote the speech to win over white guys
who thought they were not paid enough
and convinced Bill was coming for their guns
and it worked.
He got almost a hundred applause breaks.
Oh, my God.
We are here in a world
that will not tolerate crime
from people who are not white.
Yay!
21-year-old intern Monica Lewinsky
started at the White House.
When she met Bill, he gave her,
quote, the full Bill Clinton.
It feels as if you're the only person
standing there.
His legendary charm.
Even Gingrich said,
quote, I've got a problem.
I get in these meetings,
and as a person, I like the president.
I melt when I'm around him
After I'm out
I need two hours to detoxify
My people are nervous about me
Going there because of the way
I deal with him under the blanket
Get him some electrolytes
Get him under the blanket
Get him a scone
Newt, nude, nude, nude
Come back, Newt, nude, nude
Newt, newt, newt.
He makes my tiny
Pecker
clank around like a metal clitoris
I was so aroused
I had to go to my dying ex-wife
and tell her. He stroked my arm
so thoroughly I handed him the other arm.
How are you?
Well,
we fucked.
Oh, that took a wild
turn. Look,
now, I am 97%
straight.
All right. Newt Gingrich is one of the few guys that I've
choke-fucked. But no...
I choke-fucked
Newt Gingrich. And he
was in a position of power, too. It's what he
wanted. He was the top. He was the top. But, boy, I did the choking. Oh, boy, I'll tell you.
We had to bring in a shop back. Two of us nutted so much. It was like the Ghostbusters were in that room.
We were like, hurry, hurry, get some girls in here. Hurry, quick.
My God, I thought he was a squirder the way that was going.
Lord, news.
Monica began what she called intense flirting via eye contact and engineered brief public meetings.
Morris came up with what he called triangulation.
So they haven't even been doing it yet.
I mean, they have, but not labeled.
Labeled.
Like now it becomes conscious where I think before it was just instinct.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So, it's Bill fast-forwarding Newt Gingrich's plan, his agenda.
So Bill would stand apart from both parties while taking ideas from each.
What a great idea from the Republican advisor you have.
Who could have seen this coming?
Give it, give him what he wants so fast that he runs out of things that are on his agenda.
Yeah, yeah.
But that is so fucking stupid.
It's so dumb.
They'll be done right-winging eventually.
Then they'll run out.
Then we can, well, I don't know what we do that.
I'll probably be dead, but whatever.
It's so dumb.
Okay.
But, you know, it's what they do.
So the new strategy in Bolden Bill, and after the Oklahoma City bombing in April
1995, which killed 160 years.
We're back, baby.
Yeah.
He went out 60 minutes to discuss stopping future terrorists, which boosted his approval
ratings. Bosnian genocide is going on. Wow, look at this. Terrorism is a big boost in the
polls. And Bill finally set up talks in Dayton, Ohio, and this led to a very drunk Boris Yeltsin
discussing Russia acting as a restraining force. And on November 21st, they agreed to a cease
fire. I agreed to what?
What?
I agreed to... Does it still make sense and hold up?
okay um huge victory for bill who now looks stronger and more capable then congressional republicans shut down the government over the budget
and bill holds firm and people blame the republicans when bill met bob dole newt gingrich and house majority
leader dick army he basically told them to fuck off army tried to say something and bill cut him off
and said he called Hillary a Marxist during the health care debate,
quote, I never ever have and never expect you to expect to criticize your wife or any member of your family.
That was it.
The meeting was over.
Wow.
I mean, what a rude thing to call her.
What an insane thing to call her.
How dare you call my sociopath, why?
A communist.
She does not have that level of empathy, you asshole.
Gingrich told reporters he was upset because the, the man.
meeting happened on Air Force One and Gairge comes out and tells reporters he's upset because
Bill made him exit off the back ramp of the plane. Get out. Go down the garbage shoot. And so
then now papers start making fun of Gingrich for letting his feelings continue to shut down to the
government. Oh, wow. And they hammer him over this. There's like a famous, I think it's the
post and it's like him with a baby bottle like crying. I remember, I remember they, I don't know how
it looked doomed.
I don't know how.
Yeah.
It looked doomed when it was happening.
Yeah, it did.
Gingrich said he was ignored,
but Bill's staff then released a photo showing Bill chatting with him.
Bill's approval ratings climb higher with the shutdown.
The West Wing operated with a skeleton staff.
And that meant interns.
Oh, la, la.
Monica Lewis.
And it also meant the lights weren't fully on.
Oops, government shut down.
Uh-oh.
Guess we're going to have to go dark and sexy.
I guess we can use the strobe.
Hey, Monica, you see some candles and some flashlights over there?
The White House just became ski school.
It's always late night at the White House now.
Is it possible to get a hot tub in here?
Ooh, la-la.
So...
More interns.
I mean, just fucking like, should we put more bananas in the chimp cage?
Monica Lewitsky is an unpaid intern and asked to help.
She was one of the few people...
Unpaid intern in the White House is also fucking crazy.
It's fucking crazy.
I mean, that's fucking nuts.
But it keeps...
It's not a classic rock station.
Well, no, but it allows the rich to...
Yeah, it's all it is.
Of course, it's still insane.
Because no poor person can afford to do that.
Well, you do deserve a tip.
So she's down the hall from Bill answering phones, and she thought his glances are flirty.
And once she left a room with Bill behind her and lifted up the back of her...
shirt enough to show off the top
of her thong.
That's like raw meat in front of
a dog.
I'm going to eat that.
Wow. And at this point
my reputation, unfortunately,
had been devastated so
much by these false allegations.
By the hundreds of false
allegation. A lot of people were
curious if they were hot enough
for me to notice.
I can't help that I ended up on that
throne. I'm not a dead man.
Fuck me, I need to floss.
Shortly after, Bill took her through Stephanopoulos' office, then a hallway, and to the study by the Oval Office.
Look at that.
She said she had a crush on him, and he asked if he could kiss her.
And then they did.
She gave him her number and went back to her position.
I cannot fucking believe that it's so that he gets her number.
It's like crazy to think.
And that's how he out, like, oh, cool, I'll hit you up.
Right.
That's great.
I'll call you this week.
Maybe we'll go out on Tuesday.
What are you doing?
You like bowling?
You like Tuesday tacos?
They got a special.
Come on.
I've been passing notes to her during Pentagon meetings.
That evening, he told her to meet him again.
Oh, God, he's so ready.
She did after taking off her underwear.
Oh.
they met in the hallway kissing and partially undressing and then went into the study the phone rang hello bill picked it up and spoke to a congressman and followed her to quote an orgasm or two he talked on the phone as she blew him but he stopped her before he came saying they didn't know each other well enough wow what the fuck what a I mean that's one of the craziest things I've heard I mean in all
of this. I think Vince Foster was killed. That's fucking nuts. What? Well, when you got Bob Dole on the phone,
you don't want to have, you don't want to have to go through a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, are you there,
Mr. President? Are you there, Mr. President? What's happening? Are you falling, Mr. President?
Coming where? Are you coming down to Congress? What are you doing, Mr. President?
Well, you wouldn't know. Well, all right. Anyway.
Bob, you know how you hold that pen?
Absolutely.
She's holding something like that.
Who's she, Mr. President?
I can only come if I'm talking to Senator Bob Carrey on the floor.
Well, the problem is, Monica, I won't finish anything.
They met again two nights later.
Again, she blew him while he was on the phone.
And this time you can come, because I know you.
And that was the end of part two.
Oh, fuck me.
Wow.
Oh, fuck.
Wow.
It's really getting hot now.
That's true.
That's true.
This is now.
Now it's hot.
This is the next era of Bill Clinton.
Yeah.
Well, this is after he came.
After he, I mean, it is.
I don't think he came for a long time.
I think that his thing was like, don't come.
Oh, you think he was.
Was he one of those guys?
I feel like he's doing it because he fears what is actually coming.
I feel like he was like, Simon is a problem.
He thought he had fixed his problem and he was.
being a good boy for a year? Maybe, maybe it's, I think it's one of two things. But I mean, we've all,
like, the idea, there is no good part of getting a blowjob to write before you come. I would
rather no blow job than a cumless blow job. Unless you go to some pastor on the Sunday who goes,
that was the right thing. Well, at one point, he was like, she blew him and he was, he was like,
there's people waiting for me outside on the other side of that door. So I can't make it look.
like I put a crispy cream in my boxers.
So she stopped and then
she tried to go out of another door and she
came back and he was like jerking off to
finish it. Oh, so he did, yeah, right.
Oh, he, okay, right. So he does want to
come in the mouth. I think he does.
So I think it's one of two things.
Can we email him, Aaron? Is that possible?
I think it's, he thinks it's not
fully cheating or
two evidence.
He fucking get his cock out of it. I never
had sexual relations
with that woman. Yeah.
But I did let her suck my cock for 20 minutes
And I jacked off into a book
Or maybe him and Hillary had a deal
Just don't come on him
Just don't finish
Just don't finish
Just don't finish
Just don't come in him
And don't come in me either
You did it once
No coming bad boy
Wow
Either way
I've been holding my slow in so much
I'm right wing
Either way it's very weird
Well there you go
All right
That's part two
All right
Fucking A.
Jesus Christ.
It's worse.
It's just worse.
Oh, it's getting worse.
It's definitely getting.
He's going to start winning again, but that's bad.
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