The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 702 - Bill Clinton with James Adomian - part three

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

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You're listening to the Dallup. The Dallup. This is an American... We'll have you do that a sec. This is an American History podcast for each week. I, Dave Anthony, read a story from American history to a boob. Gareth Reynolds, who has no idea what the topic is going to be about. Now you do the better introduction.

From the All Things Comedy Studio in Burbank, California. It's the Dullop, Dullop, Dullop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds. It's better. It's better than that stupid fucking song, which we didn't play during the last one, mind you. No, we just did it for the first one. Good. It's our new song. You guys should come out with the Bill Clinton balloons sometimes.

Duh. Dumb, dun, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That would be fun. Look at the size of this rain! If you could clean it up easily, just have that go for an hour and a half the balloons and have some people have people like, I'm having a heart attack

because it's too many balloons. Boy, that was such a fucking, that was crazy. All right, here we go. Part three. All right, we are in December 1995. Right. He still isn't busted. Monica Lewinsky, after she did the blowy time, A couple of blowjob situations.

Now she doesn't see President Clinton alone for weeks. She's convinced he's forgotten after he sees her in the hallway and calls her kiddo. That's definitely not. So you shouldn't, well, there are certain circumstances probably a kink thing you would like it. But normally if you see a lady that's blown you, you don't call her kiddo. Well, yeah, absolutely not. And especially a guy who's never been to a particular island of women that are of a particular age that is below the age of legal consent. I mean, you know what I mean?

That's about to start, right? Has he been there yet at this point? He has not been there yet, no. That's coming up. That's his mostly post-presidency, I guess. Yeah, that's going to be nice and nice. Yeah, I figured there was a lot less attention on a private island

Well, they're all going to be in trouble Because today all the victims came out and said We're putting out our own fucking list Yes, did you see that they During the press conference Trump ordered a military flyover It's just they're like Loud jets interrupting the press conference

Bombing sexual assault victims Get them out of here What they're doing is a genocide. Carpet bomb the sexual assault victims. Okay, no. Q's like, this is not what we had in mind. We've got terrorists victims. The victims are terrorists.

They're communist victims. First they came from me and I said nothing. Because I was the Nazi. Because I, this is not even a poem. This is a tweet. So Monica gets hired in the office. Remember, she was an intern. Now she's hired in the office of legislative affairs.

And she's watching Bill from afar. But one day she reintroduces herself, which leads to that night a sex romp. Right? That's so fucking crazy. So he, do you just, I want to just start things over again if we can. Oh, who are you? Do you remember me? Hey, it's Bob Dolm.

Do you remember that? I love, uh, I love, uh, hey. I forgot your name kink that's one of my favorite role play and when you came back did you notice I was slamming it in a book but that just means he is fucking so many women

he's constantly fucking around with him I bet it's not just Monica I bet he's got other ones that didn't get caught I think that I think he remembered her and something else was going on personally yeah yeah okay well she didn't have been sure to stuff whatever

Monica it quote blossomed into a relationship they talk about their day and politics and it goes on for 18 months she's 21 she's 22 when she got there okay fucking nuts Bill once put a cigar into her vagina then put it in his mouth but he didn't smoke it because smoking in the White House was not allowed oh that's nice

You've got to take it out to the Rose Garden. Oh, that's tasty. No, they did not have sex in the Oval Office because, you know, respect for the office. No one's done that in here. Bill thought he was coming up with clever cover stories for when she came. Staff was trying to keep him away from women because he would clearly flirt in front of the cameras. and he's already suspected of having affairs with several women, including Barbara Streisand

who at one point the chief of staff stopped a dinner that they were going to have together. And I never made it a scandal. I never complained for one bar. When you're a president, you can fuck who you want. And I'll never say it went. too far. Mr. President, Mr. President.

Give me his Willie, give me his dick. Mr. President! Nobody's in here. It's just me singing in the shower. White House volunteer Kathleen Wiley accused Bill of groping her while they were talking. Other women

had similar stories of inappropriate touching or proposition. positioning. Bill's loyal secretary, Betty Curie, was setting up meets with Monica. And Monica would call her up sometimes up to 12 times a day to see what Bill was up to. Oh my God. So he had a secretary that was closer than his wife. Yes. And anyone else. Yes. It's like, I am here to do exactly everything you tell me. Yeah. 12 times a day. 12 times a day. Which means she's 22. She's 22. Yeah. She's a young girl with a crush, yes. At that point, you don't know boundaries that well.

You're taking things too far. It's also the goddamn president. I mean, it's insane. It's so, I mean. Yes. It is legal in the sense that it's legal, but. I'm, like, older now, so I know that you would be like, that's great. I'm very flattered, but no.

Because she's fucking 22. You get your dick sucked and don't finish. Thank you. The respectful thing to do in that situation. Respect for the office and the Constitution. Yeah, the Constitution, because when she leaves, then you jerk off onto the desk. I don't want you to have a mouth, baby. That's what Teddy Roosevelt used to do.

Abraham Lincoln proudly jerked off under this. Why do you think you had a hat like that? The hat could be used to disguise a whole stovepipe. Oh, shit. Okay, so sometimes Monica would scream at Curie if she didn't get the info she wanted. I love, I got a weakness for a screamer. She's like, she's calling 12 times a day. Boy, she is really into me, huh?

In April 96, Monica's superiors moved her job to the Pentagon to keep her away from Bill. so a lot of people know what's going on. The Secret Service definitely knows what's going on. Right, you're not alone. They're watching the whole time. So that's another thing. It's hard to have an affair with somebody knowing. Is he allowed to be old?

I mean, does he sleep? They sleep alone. Yes, but other people coming in, they know. Yeah, they stand out front of the door. They know everything that's going. And so he keeps meeting this woman alone and dark. Well, she's got some great ideas. So they move her to the Pentagon to keep her way.

When she tearfully told us Bill this, he said, quote, Why did they have to take you away from me? I promise if I win in November, I'll have you back like that. Oh, maybe it was his idea to send her to the Pentagon. It's called Operation Maker Pentagon. They did this. Oh, my Lord. Oh, but honey, I'm letting you down easy because if I win, if I win, meaning you don't come forward,

then it's all going to be wine and roses. And maybe you'll be old enough that somebody else has figured you out. Monica joked. Her job would be assistant to the president for blow jobs. And Bill replied, quote, I'd like that. When you say replied, what is this?

Via note, via phone call? No, they're talking. They're texting. They're face-to-face, I think. Oh, they're texting. I'd like, I'd like... Eggplant, eggplant, eggplant, all day. Eggplant.

but very much like if you were assistant to the president for blowjobs. Wouldn't that be nice? That would be great. I think it should be a cabinet-level secretary. Come and dance. I think you should be either the secretary of Falaccio. Or the cock sucker general. We are going to have a department of rim jobs.

You are ambassador to the balls. A scrotum divided against itself will not come. I could literally do this part all the time. Oh, fuck. But their meetings became less frequent. They had some phone sex. Monica found ways to see him at events. She could think of little else.

She gave him gifts, including a book about. Hi. Hi. Yeah, she's 22. Hi. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, honey. Well, because the footage of those public meetings, there's like two or three.

Yeah. And man, oh, man, did you get used to that B-roll where she's, like, standing in line like, Hey, I don't want to do a quick hug or something. Monica, I don't know if you're old enough to be aware of the idea of a rotation. Have you heard of, you watch the NBA. Have you heard of a bench? You got your starting five, okay? Now, you've had some great playing time out there on the court.

Unbelievable, but I just don't know if we're the right squad. She gave him gifts, including a book about phone sex. Oh, that's nice. She loved his gifts. One was a hatpin. There you go. Kill yourself with it. Don't stab your neck.

Stab your voice box with it. Bill was focused on. He gave her. a copy of Walt Whitman. That's right. Leaves of grass, I remember. You'll love this. Get out of here.

Bell was focused on welfare reform during this time. He promised to, quote, end welfare as we know it. Yeah, right. Well, I'm getting laid. I'm sexually gratified, so I think maybe we could finally approach this administration. I've been too far left, and I think it's time to swing right. Look, the first part was left. We tried it.

He thought free trade would lead to jobs at Walmart and McDonald's so they could get rid of welfare. Well, I mean, even thinking that is just like, okay, so? What? You like that idea? Everyone's going to benefit from free trade. That's a great slogan, too. Walmart, it's like being on welfare. You can do both.

His plan was to limit time on welfare and add work requirements. So liberals are upset, Republicans want even more. And Bill wanted to offer child care and training to get people off welfare and also give legal immigrants welfare. And Republicans end up sending a plan that would put six. 60,000 kids into poverty, advisor Rahm Emanuel and Al Gore both urged Bill to sign the bill. Well, I've surrounded myself with right-wing Democrats.

I want to hear from every side of the party. I want to hear from Wall Street Democrats. I want to hear from Southern Democrats. Not just the Yankees and Wall Street, but also the Southerners who live in in old plantation houses. Oh, fuck me. Despite saying it was, quote... Okay.

You heard him. Everybody gets that's consent, right? Leave, leave, leave, leave. Give me a jazz book. Despite saying it was, quote, a decent welfare bill wrapped in a sack of shit.

Bill signed it. Wow. Welfare for legal immigrants was gone Stephanopoulos had to tell him not to go golfing because it would look bad. That's so funny. Bill said quote, you want me to

wear a hair shirt, don't you? A hair shirt? So apparently that's like an old saying for when someone wants you to like be uncomfortable or like not experience joy. I bet you anyone who heard that was like, what? I'm sorry? You want to wear a hair shirt? Let me guess.

You want me to get my dick suck till I don't come? Huh? No, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're not allowed to go golf and enjoy yourself because of this welfare bill. Yeah, because it, yeah, right. Oh, okay. So I get it. I'm the victim. How dare you?

It's such a crazy thing to say. So his approval numbers go up. The 1996 election nears and Bob Dole's the opponent. He has a hard time hanging the crazy liberal label on Bill because he's not a crazy liberal liberal. I have not accomplished a single thing to talk. To the left. Yes, you have. Of my, of Reagan.

Now hold on a minute there. Clint, yes, you have. Name one thing good I've done. Bingo. Yeah. I'm a Nazi. Like even by the sort of classic definition of what we've thought of liberals back in the day, he's not even that. It's so funny though because I like as this was going.

I mean, I was young obviously, but like didn't really know shit. But I, even for a while, even for like eight years after his presidency, he was like, he was really good. Like, I really did think that he was like, well, the economy. He balanced the budget. I mean, the guy did it. We were, I always, I always say it like this. The 90s were like a cocaine party.

Yeah. And then everything after that has been like the cocaine's running out. The cops are coming. And like now we're out of cocaine and we're addicted. But the 90s were just like good fucking times. The 90s were the cocaine party. The 2000s were the day after where you had like two. bumps left to clean up the place

and then since then we've just been like fuck it let's just fucking let's just let's eat the garbage let's eat the garbage description meds we can crumble up yeah so yeah he's he's

fucking awesome okay so uh uh let's go for a jog let's go for a jog see if I see what do you think oh he's getting rid of the deficit so the deficit is on track to be gone by 1998

right that's true that's true bill signs a great a great conservative accomplishment yep a hollow accomplishment bill signs of cutting welfare the defense of marriage act defining marriage is between a man and a woman well the sanctity of marriage is very important to me That's very important One man and one woman That's what defines a marriage One man One woman

Other women if they will kiss his penis That means that there's two names on the document The two names on the document Man a woman Now sometimes you might have a witness She can blow you She can blow you You're not married to her

But you can call her your sweet friend Okay, and she could not take you to the finish line. That's very important. Unemployment's low, 11 million new jobs. He spoke to adoring crowds campaigning. Now, Dick Morris gets caught going to a sex worker. A disgusting. So Bill could now fire him with that issue, which is what he wanted to do anyway, so it took care of that problem.

Wow. He was like, what are you firing me for? You're disgusting. Get out of here. Get out. He easily beats Bob Dole. Dole's a bad candidate. He once gave a speech about family values next to a line of Hooters waitresses because his team had picked a parking lot by a hooters to hold a rally.

By the way. Bill Clinton or Bob Dole? Bob Dole. That is also, all these things, like, they are so, it's very funny to listen back to what foolishness or scandalous was then to. think like Rudy Giuliani giving a press conference in a four-season's parking lot. Like the level of stupidity and the deterioration of it, but also Dole when he tried to shake hands and he fell over that little fence that wasn't like glued to the stage properly. That's right.

He just appeared like the oldest man ever, which is shocking now in retrospect. It's me, Bob Dole. Yeah, I mean the hand, like you were saying, the hand, his hand did. It didn't work, so he put a pen in it. It was all very puzzling stuff. The entire campaign was, we've had too much America with the president who's always getting his pecker

slobbered over. I'm a man who's only had sex four times. And by the way, when he didn't win, then he started doing Viagra commercial. Oh, yeah. Which was right after. So embarrassing. Yeah, and he would be like, let me tell you his everything. I finally put something that's not a pen in that

hand. Bob Dawes Hard! You can be too. It was like the craziest. That was like when whatever he was running on, you were like, oh, that was bullshit. In case there was any subtext to the me not getting laid information, I am now putting a real point on it. And his wife's behind him in the Viagra commercial, like, make him stop picking. I'm going to go bang the shit out of her.

There's someone with a clipboard or like trying to get her to sign something, and she's like, we don't need money that bad. All right. Tell me if you want another take. I got a couple more in me. So Bill says that. But his win shows how important the vital American center is. You know what?

We won again. I'll never forget I was in Cobbs in San Francisco. They had an election night party and everyone is celebrating. I'm just sitting there like not celebrating. And I look across the room and David Cross is also not celebrating. And we just look at each other and go, no one gets it. Yeah. No one gets it.

Yeah, but you didn't sign up for the team. It was a sporting event. Yes. That's what it is. A campaign is a sporting event. And are you for the fucking New York Yankees? Are you for the fucking Atlanta Braves, bro? Well, are you for the new right wing or the old right wing?

Like, and I don't know. I think for a while, like, yeah, it's like you celebrated the new right wing thinking it was the. left yeah uh so republicans just keep hoping people are going to care about bill's personal failings his approval rating is in the mid 60s but personal ratings are in the low 40s so a deregulation bill makes its way through congress in 1995 we need a new focus we need to we've won it's a second term in office it's time that we abandon this far left stuff and maybe we can we can we can We can govern both sides by giving the right wing something that they want. The issue's been regulation.

So it is a telecommunications. Deregulation Bill, and both Bill and Gore love it. Tell me more. It's what Reagan was trying to do, but times 10, great, I'm in. It's anti-consumer legislation being sold as encouraging competition that would lower prices and increased choices. The Perot pitch now, you're like, wait a second.

Now, hold out of a minute. But it's actually going to create huge concentrations of media power in radio, print, and TV. It eliminates antitrust regulations created in 1934 to promote local community news. Who did it?

Is this, uh, yeah, Harding? Yeah. Before no company could own more than 40, radio stations across the country but now a lot but now that was gone they couldn't own radio or tv and a newspaper in the same market now one company could own all three it laid the path for mega media corporations the lobbying for the bill was unparalleled and bill signed it on february 8th 1996 killing one of the new deal's longest lasting regulatory frameworks quote this law is

truly revolutionary legislation that will bring the future to our doorstep. We want more Hearsts. I have two questions. Well, a thought and a question. Why did the... FDR was

the most successful Democrat. And yet they found... Was it just the passage of time that allowed them to run away from his record for so long? And then for Bill Clinton, what is the benefit of this? Is it just personal financial gain? it's just a win a win a win a win and i don't count the the long-term viability of my party i just

mean me winning yeah i mean winning meet the press that week uh serious of of all the research i did the best description i heard was bill clinton was short-term gains for long-term losses well that explains a blowjob where you don't come and if you don't love me now you'll never love me again I love this is that the deregulation is what

that set up a lot of very bad that NAFTA plus that set up this Trump world that we have now 100% those two things where it's like oh not now Detroit was already destroyed by Reagan but then now Ohio like the entire state of Ohio went down the Detroit pit it really and then they're like well oh we've got these right wing propaganda silos now to tell you what happened after your dad died that's the thing it's like it it ruined his life too eventually like that the ability to allow

that it caused his wife to lose her election when like the right right wing like I don't think that we'd have a Trump if it wasn't for the megla mega concomberate media company those two and citizens united is kind of the trifecta and those are two things that he signed in and you're saying me you're telling me that my abandoning of the working class caused the working class to abandon my family and my political party well what can i say i was seduced by the dancing baby in the late 1990s and I thought that internet needed to be deregulated. We all were.

It was a baby that danced and it twirled in a circle. And if you don't know what I'm talking about. So much like free trade, they believe that the internet is going to lead to abundance and they thought, quote, well, this new technology,

everyone will be making a lot of money and have great jobs. Because. So the telecommunications bill, Because it's that we'd rather an unknown. We'd rather what's in the box. Yeah. So it's what killed, so now there's really no local news anymore.

It certainly killed local newspapers. And then that also killed unions. Well, all the telecommunications unions were murdered. Sinclair Broadcasting was. Sinclair Broadcasting is the great example. And Sinclair broadcasting came super fast because in, in 2004, sorry, 2004, carried. the whole Swift boat was done by Sinclair

Sinclair did Swift boat. They aired out on all their local stations. Yep. So it had already, the monster was already there. It happened really fast. Whoops. Whoops, sorry about that. Whoopsy, poopsie.

May 27th, 1997, the Supreme Court ruled that no president would be protected from civil suits while in office. It's almost like the opposite has happened with our current president. Yeah, some of this is so quaint. It's like, oh,

the House of Representatives had the power to fund something or not fund something? I mean, literally, yeah. That is the point of them, essentially, is to decide. The Supreme Court allowed a president to be sued. Yeah.

So, this was a result of the Paula Jones lawsuit, the woman who said Bill asked her to perform oral sex and kiss his penis in an Arkansas hotel. Excuse me, begged her. Begged her. I just asked her if she wanted to kiss her. Well, look, she looked like someone that had said yes before. I mean, honestly, in my defense. So Jones is suing for $700,000 and an apology.

Now, that's the amount of money that I don't. jumped into white water. With inflation, it's not what it used to be, but that is a hefty son. And by the way, at the end of a blowjob, you do make white water, which I've always found quite it. Isn't that wild? So the public doesn't think much of Jones' case. People didn't believe that he just expose himself and asked for oral sex.

Could you believe that about this guy? Jokes on TV made fun of both of them. an ex-boyfriend sold partially nude photos of her so she's really getting taken advantage of and fucked over and people really think like with that little white trash like that's really how it was the tough thing when you come out I have a terrible position have to come out about like I was wronged by this powerful person yeah then the crowd full of clowns goes like well you're a fucking whore bitch too so well nobody you can't win even if you can't win even if you you're right. And it doesn't even take, like, nude pictures or something obviously goes and

that gives them firepower for that sort of stuff. When you think like Tara Reid, Tara Reid, who came up against Biden, there was really nothing negative. Like, she just came out with a story and then they all jumped on her with, they just were like, liar, you're a fucking liar. Like, it ended me too. That's right. Yeah. Um, so, yeah, the exploit, the expo. The ex- but what a fucking scumbag. Yeah. So a poll... Send me those pictures.

A poll showed half Americans saw the case as just quote, an effort to undermine the president funded by the right wing. Isn't it funny my whole career I listened to polls? I was guided by polls. But the thing is, it was

because she first accused Bill at a right wing conference. So she's also being used by the right wing because who else is going to help her out. Right wing commentator Susan Carpenter McMillan became Jones handler, and she told people she didn't think Jones was smart.

Jeffrey Tubin wrote that she routinely used baby talk to Jones on the phone, like, quote, Hi, my Paula Pooh, I da-da-da-da-da-dab-dab-boo. This is, by the way... That's how publicists talk to their client. That's how you know you got a good one. I didn't connect that that was baby talk. Also, we should point out for people not familiar with Jeffrey Toobin, he was fired for three months off CNN for masturbating on a Zoom.

Well, but not on purpose. He just, he thought that he thought that he thought. No, he thought he was on a break and he wanted to jack off. Tubin went full tube out. Am I wrong? Tubin was Lubin. Tubin. Tubin.

Tubin. And then, oh, that fucking clip. I apologize. So Jones lawyers seek out Juanita Braun. to discuss rumors that Bill raped her in 1978, and she denies it. Years later, she would recant and say Bill had raped her in a hotel room. The Supreme Court ruling meant Bill could be asked very detailed questions in court, and his advisors thought he should settle instead, but neither Bill nor Hillary wanted a settlement that would make him look guilty.

I want to prove I'm guilty. American justice. Monika had only told her mom and some friends about the affair, including a Pentagon co-worker as old as her mother, Linda Tripp. Ooh. Yeah. As Monica became depressed and desperate over the affair, she told Tripp more details. He's fucking these other women.

Oh, my God. I was the other woman. Oh, my God. Hold on. Let me flip the tape. Man, the affair. Oh, I remember Linda Tripp. Oh, yeah.

Like, I get that, like, maybe you're desperate for love with her, but the whole mindset of just, like, of having an affair with someone and then also complaining that you're not getting enough attention or whatever. It's just like, you're the side action. She's, but she, but like we said, I mean, she's so fucking young. She's so young that, I mean, I, like, if you are tortured, even if it's not, like, if you're, if you're tortured in any way and you find someone who will, like, listen to you endlessly. let you, like, blather to them about it, you do it. And this person obviously was, like, fully taking advantage of that. So taking... Well...

And, I mean, look, if someone was calling me being like, yeah, I'm like, fucking the president, I'd be like, well, all right, but how did they go? Go on. What are you doing? How big's his dick? Yeah, I think anybody would. But what anybody wouldn't do is tell New York lit agent

Lucian Goldberg who dangled a book deal. Goldberg, of course, was a conservative. So Goldberg told Tripp to record conversations And that it was legal in Maryland But it was not legal in Maryland She had Jones lawyers Very often if somebody tells you it's legal to do

You don't look it up No You go oh okay All right legal Well as long as you say it's legal in Maryland book person Conservative book publisher She had Jones lawyers Contact Trip

Tripp even got So she's getting her to talk, right? Yeah. She's wearing a wire. Trip, they're recording it. Trip even got Monica to make a spreadsheet of her meets with Bill to look for patterns in his attitude.

Look, spreadsheets had taken off the tech boom of the 1990s. A lot of Microsoft's success is due to me. That talking paper clip Clippy. By the way, please stop saying spreadsheet and meets. Tripp is just a monster.

Yes. Like Tripp is like you, even if you didn't know who she was and then you saw her picture and you're like, yeah. Well, when I pull up Microsoft Word, Clippy goes, hey, it looks like you're here to write another NDA. Back off, Clippy. But all the vitriol directed at, well, we'll get to it. But Linda Tripp got a lot of bullshit, but she is a villain. She's a villain. But nothing like what Monica is not.

Monica's not a villain, and even slightly close to one. Monica is a character dragged on stage in a Moliere play. Like, it's with these middle-aged assholes and she's this young person that was not doing anything intelligent but really being taken advantage of by evil man and then his enemies she's being I mean honestly she's being a kid she's being a 22 year old person

like that's what you do you make mistakes manipulated by the most powerful man in the world who's made a life of manipulative now you say that but that hurts me no why I'm not saying that I think that that is like you are you're manipulating the most powerful man yeah what not to say nothing of the pope wait that's what i dare you to criticize him as much as you do me i really feel like i i i feel like

there's skeletons in both closets sir well there are catacombs underneath the vatican i will you don't want to investigate in little rock i've got catacombs uh uh shit um so yeah so linda tripp enters the picture. Blunders did. Yeah. Blunders did. This is the opera and her character. Butam,

butem, butem, the Kool-Aid man as a woman through the wall. Like the Mozart play. Oh,

like... What is it? Which one? Threx. Chitty-chiddy-Bag-Bag-Beg. Yes, chitty-bang-gway, my... Oh, I'm not going to have a different one, but good stuff. The thing about 22-year-olds, and this is what I always tell my wife about kids,

like, their job is to make mistakes. Your job is to make mistakes, and it's older people's jobs not to fucking take advantage of them. In college and all that, but I mean, you're literally out there bumbling around. Like, you're figuring shit out. But imagine being in the fucking White House. Yeah, it's crazy. So Monica... I mean, sorry, Tripp already hates Bill

because she had worked in the White House under Bush and then when Bill came in, she was forced out. One of those people you were talking about. She's got a fucking grudge. So Monica said Bill came after a blowy and it got on her dress. And Tripp said, don't clean it, quote, it could be evidence someday.

And Monica was like, that's ridiculous. Quote, you think that I can hold on to a dress for five or six. 10 years would the president's come? I have. I've got a whole closet full of dresses and come. I've got an apron with Nixon's load on it. I've got

a dress made out of FDR seaman. I've got a taint splotch from Gerald Ford's Chevroletes, let's say. It's just the craziest conversations. You can hold on to a dress for 10 months with come on.

it. So now Bill's kind of distancing itself and she's starting to feel brushed off. So Monica writes Bill a letter and said she might have to tell her parents everything and he calls her into the Oval Office the next day and yells at her but then she starts to cry

and then he softens. Well that means it worked. When a woman starts crying that means that you did the job and now you can be the nice guy. What we call the closing zone. And then they kept talking, and he gave her hope of them having a future together. Look, maybe I'll nut on another dress in a month. She thought he was in love with her.

Bill's lawyers agreed to a settlement of $700,000, but no apology. In the Jones case. That's so funny. But then. But he will not say he's sorry. And Jones' husband was like, no, rejected. And it pisses off her lawyer. because there's absolutely no fucking evidence.

It's just her word against his. Except for the trooper, I guess. But the trooper, that guy's been disgraced a little bit. So, whatever. So her lawyers quit. They're like, fuck this. This is crazy. Damn.

And then her case is just taken over by right-wing activists. So they leak that Jones said he had a, quote, identifying characteristics on his genitals, a curved penis I've got interesting news for you Miss Jones most penises have a bit of a curve Bill's lawyer

When you play with it it gets hard Well my penis It starts It announces that it's swinging to the left But then it makes a hard, sharp right turned I call it the S Oh while I keep saying it's pretty left When I get you into the bedroom, I tell you it's got a hard left band once you're there.

So Bill's lawyer responds, quote, in terms of size, shape, and direction, a normal man. Do you remember this? I remember the penis, the penis. It was like a ridiculous opera where the whole country was talking about the shape and size of the president. penis. And I never thought he was hot. I never thought he was a hot guy. And I was like a teenager having to be like, all right, we're talking about this fat guy's dick. But I do remember, I don't remember that, but I do remember like, you'd be watching the news and Broca, I'd be like, an update as far as how big Bill Clinton's penis. You were just like, like, it was

the first time you were like, penis is just getting said by all these sort of iconic people on the news so regularly. Did he have a boner or did he shoot a load on the dress? Sherman's question Are you cut or are you Uncut? How hooded is his penis? So because of the court case

He ends up being examined by urologists It's so fucking crazy They found no curve That guy's crazy too But that conservatives were upset Because they said it was soft Conchran was his urologist

If the shaft does not dip then the president is no Crip So conservatives are like No it's soft It has to be hard That's not going to be an issue

The next show The next year or so part of this was Part of this was Once you've allowed To be pulled into a public scandal like this That was delicious for them Because now they're saying We're demanding that the president jerk off

Yes Well, another day. We know what you're doing. You're just making the president jerk off. Yeah. I mean, the whole thing is... Effective. Yeah, oh, very effective.

Very effective. So Jones' right-wing lawyers are also making fun of her the whole time. Quote, Paula can't even spell politics. They hired private investigators to get information from other women about Bill's sexual history, and they got details on a few consensual affairs. The stress is eating at Bill. especially when he saw Monica's name pop up on the witness list. He was shocked.

That's the first time that her name had spilled out. Yeah. He told his lawyer, quote, Bob, do you think I'm fucking crazy? I know the press is watching me every minute. The ride has been dying for this kind of thing from day one. No, it did not happen. I'm retired.

I'm retired from cheating. I'm retired. I'm retired from cheating. So maybe that's what he thought that once he got into the White House, he wouldn't do it anymore. I think to some extent he must have because I never got credit for almost keeping good on that promise.

Because when it came to Monica, it was like he really it feels like that the fact that he came on the dress says to me it's not a fetish. He just was really trying to not come for whatever reason like probably because of something like this

but also maybe because in his weird head he's like then it isn't cheating which is what the sexual relations thing leads to. We came to that agreement. When we entered the Oval Office together, Hillary and I, we agreed. We had some rules. I would never cheat on her again. No nothing.

Now, anything on the road doesn't count. So you'll notice there was a lot of trips to China and Russia. A lot of them. Every time we went to London, let me tell you. You could go to London and end up in Dublin and then make your flight out of London. under the next day. I got so invested in Serbia. They had this woman there.

Oh, fuck. It's so anyway. Being on the list is also blindsides Monica. Bill called her at 2 a.m., quote, it broke my heart when I saw your name on that list. God so tough for you. Star would later... Can you come here so I can poison you?

Star would later call this call obstruction of justice. But he never asked her to lie in an affidavit or under oath. then it can't be obstruction. Well, also, I am an attorney, so I know how to say things without saying them. Exactly. It really made me very sad that I saw that you had done something. Yeah. Wow.

That's exactly right. They talk cover stories, but they left out the oral sex. And also, what are the cover stories for? The trial or just my wife? So you can't actually say it's obstruction of justice because the cover story could be for anybody. Right, for his wife, right. I'm just the piece of shit. so now Monica

is frantic and in tears and she calls Tripp you gotta trust somebody Tripp chastised her for upsetting her with the news Tripp

listen you little whore bitch Tripp is also a very under sexed angry woman on top of it like she doesn't look like she's had an orgasm that's so fucking amazing

she looks like somebody on one of those daytime talk show. She looked like a Jerry Springer guest. Yeah, right. Where you were waiting for the chair at some point. Yeah. She was going to flip out at somebody. But it's also amazing for her to be like a, like,

she's a mole. She's a rat. And yet she's also like getting valuable information and she's like, leave me alone. I know, right? My shows are on. I'm watching my stories. Good God. Hold on. Let me get the tape recorder. Now, Tripp tapes this conversation,

even though she now knew it was illegal to tape. And Monica... She was in Maryland. Yes, and she looked it up. She finally Googled it. The publisher was like, no, you are allowed to. Keep doing it.

Okay. Monica asked Bill to help her get a job in New York. She's like, it's over. I'm leaving. Absolutely. And he gets a friend to hook her up at Revlon. Revlon? Revlon.

Where else? From Pentagon to Revalon. Monica signed an affidavit. David denying a sexual relationship. And when Tripp heard that, she called Stars team and told them what she knew. And she played the recordings for them and was offered immunity for making the illegal recordings. That's not how it works.

What is the fucking point? That's not how it works. What is the point for Linda Tripp at this point? A book deal. It is still a book deal. It's a book deal. Okay. And she wants to get subpoenaed to put her name out there.

So she can sell the book. She can get to become more. Right. She won't, if her, if her game had played out more to her interest, you would have a TV show now that would be like, it's the, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, yeah, weekend's trip on Fox News. Yeah. Day trip. Hi, everybody. Oh, God.

Yeah, she's fucking just, so anyway, she plays a recording. She goes off her immunity. She told them of the cum dress and she gets the subpoena she wants. Tripp that invites Monica to lunch at the Ritz Carlton wearing a wire. Yep. This is all over a fucking affair that doesn't. It's literally an HR issue. Yeah.

It's not a... Can you imagine her? It's just like... She's like, I'm sorry, I got a little bit of my tit milk on the microphone. Can you still hear me? Yes, we can. Linda, stop talking. Monica's walking over right now. I think she's, she has pussy juice on the bacon.

Okay, all right, just act normal, please, Linda. Act totally normal. She's sitting down in a second, okay? Fuck. Monica got suspicious. When they were talking. I'm sorry. And you said it, his name was what?

Who, Bill? No, I know Bill, but I'm saying that the official that had told you, the Pentagon, what was his name again? William Cohen, I told you that. That's right. You know him. That's very good, very good. Are you okay? What's with your posture?

What's with your posture? Why are you talking into your chest? Well, honey, when you get older, too, things start moving differently. Okay. They could move in if they wanted. Yeah. They could move in if they wanted. They could move in, move in.

They could move in, move in. Go, go, go, go, go. We have her. Go, go, go, go. What are you doing? We have her. We have her, we have her. I'm just wondering if I could have more champagne.

Can we have more champagne? Move! Move, boys, move! Get the squat in here! Oh, you're almost right. While they were talking, Tripp kept saying, quote, Stop whispering, I can't hear. How louder, please.

Talking to the plant. Tripp went to the bathroom and Monica searched her purse for a recorder. But Monica didn't lie in the affidavit. She said, quote, I never had intercourse. I did not have a sexual relationship. Oh, God, because they were coming on each other's clothes. They didn't fuck. and again well that that's the whole gray zone of this fucking

this whole relationship what is sex became the question because Hillary said Hillary said that she would she would walk away from our sexless marriage if I didn't honor it imagine after the lunch Tripp told one of the

independent counsel what she wanted out of all this and the independent council went to Star's chief deputy and said quote that woman is a fucking cunt if you want to get in bed with that bitch you're going to pay

for it eventually any jury would hate that woman Linda Tripp yeah that's that was America's verdict too America she is one of those people you instantly don't like you just go this is an awful person

she she oozes I'm awful what do you mean you mean someone who's like I used to work at the White House and now I'm an analyst at the Pentagon That's not like That doesn't have Sunshine written all over So

Star asks Attorney Jenner Reno to let him expand it and investigate obstruction of justice by Bill and Reno does

and has nothing new with Whitewater so now that what the guy Nussbaum said it Yeah he was like they're going to open it up Just settle

And sure enough they did Yep thinking she was meeting Tripp Monica was confronted in a mall by the FBI in prosecutors

and they take her up to a hotel room and Trips there and Monica now realizes that Tripp is the betrayer I don't understand why they had trip there I'd like to be there

maybe to throw her off maybe to throw Monica off and then they would she would understand everything they know probably Probably to make a very quick Like a short route to her being like

Oh they were like We actually just want to make sure You know we're the bad guys Yeah Hi Monica Hey we suck So I told them everything

So they tell Chip to leave And told Monica She was gonna be charged with crimes Can I take some of these waters From the fridge to whip before I go Oh whoa They have Toblerone May I

They tell Monica She's gonna be charged with crimes And is looking at 27 years For fucking one What? Like, this literally. Not fully sucking his dick. You're looking at crimes, Ms. Lewinsky.

We understand that the balls were not cradled at all. There were pubic hairs that were spit out disrespectfully. We know he ate the cigar, ma'am. We know he ate the cigar. Yeah, we're from the Department of Blowjobs. What did you think we're from? So they had nothing. I don't blowjob investigate.

DBJ. They have absolutely nothing. Monica asked to call her mom, and a prosecutor said they might prosecute her mom, too. And now Monica just... That's not what you say when someone wants to make a phone call. Yeah, right? Yeah, completely... And she just flips out and start sobbing.

It takes an hour for them to calm her down. And then she goes to a pay phone to call her mom, and as she leaves the room, a prosecutor says, quote, well, that's it. She's never coming back. But she does come right back after talking to her mom. Now her mom's going to come out. I think her mom was West Coast, so I think they waited a really long fucking time

for her to fly out. Like, they spent a day at the mall. They, like, went shopping with Monica and like... The fucking them? Yeah. And they went to a movie. They watched a movie. The FBI took her to a movie?

They went to a movie and they went shopping. Oh, look, Monica, Disney store. Do you want to go in there? Do you think they were like... Do you think there were some, like, creepy FBI guys that were like, you want some of my popcorn? Yeah, I know she's easy. I mean, it sounds like she's easy.

You know, uh, I love to come on dresses. Oh. What? Is that your thing or what's going on? You're under arrest. All right. So her mom, uh, her mom does come out. Uh, that must have been the weirdest fucking day.

That's the movie. The day of them just... Oh, my God. Right. Purpose of your business or pleasure. My daughter has been having sex with the president. The president's pleasure. So when her mom arrived,

she was told Monica could have immunity and the mom's like okay put the deal in writing and then they all got really quiet and they said no because they didn't have a typewriter what the fuck this is not the 1930s they're like we actually want to have none of this admissible in court you understand our goal here is a mistrial are you actually prosecutors we don't know We'll be honest. We all work at Spencer's gifts. What's the thing that you type out on that you take the paper out of the...

We don't have one of those. These guys sound like in space balls where it's like... Yeah, major asshole, sir. I'm an asshole. I, sir. The typewriter is the best thing in this hole. A typewriter in 1997 or something. Yeah.

Post-internet. Monica and her mom just leave then. You can't keep them there. So Bill is practicing for the deposition with lawyers for about six hours. And the lawyer... I mean, truly just sitting there learning how to very lawyerly lie. Yes. And the lawyer said some of his denials are, quote, frankly, unbelievable.

And he warns him about lying. You can't lie. Right. And they had no idea about Tripp and Monica. So he really got blindsided. so Bill is questioned about seven different women that he had affairs with all seven and you'll watch them fall bang bang the judge is judge right she was Bill's student at the uh you know Arkansas law school probably shouldn't have showed her my pecker at the same time she worked in the campaign of the guy opposing him so uh right how are you She thought Jones, the judge thought Jones should take the settlement and was worried of what the case would do to the country. The judge and the lawyers agreed to define the term sexual relations as contact with the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh, or buttocks of a person with an intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person.

Well, so they really tried to expand it. Yeah, they did. Yeah. What about, a judge, what about a... That's sex. Let me show you. Let me show you, Judge. She kissed my buttocks.

Oh, and a judge woman could be like, I would like a demonstration. And the Bill Clinton just wakes up from a wet dream. And then the gavel is like, and they're like, Your Honor. She's like, no, no, no, that was just me enjoying this. Sorry, excuse me. Your Honor, I'm going to wet my finger right here. And you go ahead and get that butthole up here. Permission to bang you like a gavel.

Yeah, so that must have been a weird fucking day. Well, then he definitely had sexual relations. Well, that sounds like it, right? Yeah, there was fucking thigh, penis. Yeah, thigh, breast. He definitely was grabbing her breasts and fingering her, the whole deal. Bill denied asking Jones for sex. He said he didn't remember being alone with Monica.

you can't he might not I'm oh yeah called her kiddo I have nut amnesia I love that they were like let's expand this investigation to just everything I've done let's get it all out there make this like a preview of my judgment in that gates of heaven when I was 11 I played uke kooky at a slumber party the worst thing about the right is that they make you have to defend people you hate. Yeah, right. That's so fucking true. That's their, that's their fucking talent is they do the craziest shit and you're like, no, not that. You're fucking asshole. There's so much stuff to get him on. Leave his dick

alone, you fucking weirdos. And then after all that to have Trump. After all this. Trump. To have Trump. Rapy and McRaper. The biggest rapist. You couldn't have Trump without Bill

Clinton coming before him. in many different avenues including including getting him to run yes yeah right yes well no they're the fucking pippin and Jordan

of Epstein Island I mean those two were fucking like we're putting up some numbers my guy we really are housing them they should they should do 90s basketball

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right all right I'm going to throw her off the bed scream the N word at her and still fuck her now hold on a minute now I'm going to do that but I'm not going to come until she's in the next room

McDonald's. It's my thing my thing is not coming when they asked if Bill had taken Monica to the private hallway by the Oval office and about gifts like the hat pin he knew they had more info than he'd assumed he apparently went super quiet for a long time um he was asked about monica quote i have never had sexual relations

with monica lewinsky i have never had an affair with her after bill told an advisor quote it went great It really did. But he knew it hadn't. By the way, there was a four, I think I took it out, but there was a four-hour time limit on. Right. Oh, TikTok. You just asked the question you shouldn't have

because I'm going to sit here. Can I have another glass of water to pound? So he was running out. Oh, I'm going to pee myself unless you let me take a break. You want to pit? You want to piss here? It's up to you. You guys want to watch?

That's sickos. He talked to Curry and kept, saying we were never alone right and now he's like in panic mode later when told some of the things that he had said of Curry were false he said quote that depends how you define a loan

yeah he was in big that depends how you define mode yeah is this the same deposition where he's like that depends yeah yeah yeah the news exploded oh sorry Matt drudge broke that Newsweek had a story about the affair

So Newsweek had contacted Tripp about the woman Wiley, who he grabbed, because she just worked there. And then she told Newsweek there was more going on. You know. Drudge Report 1999. Breaking news. I've got some more information you might like. So he put that up and then he put the Kathleen Wiley story up. and then now the national news just fucking goes crazy rumors and trying to figure it out how big is his load

and and that's when bill was it was it was it was like a fictional movie that happened on the news every night for months cultural shift point but people were exhausted by it and just like yeah well no because it was that was the end result like any like any affair after a while everyone gets tired of arguing about it. Yeah. Yeah. But it was. It was like they, the media embraced it for what it was and ran with it. And by the end, yeah, we were all like, shut the fuck up. Right.

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What you know to be true about me from our young years is no longer. Do you understand how complicated this will be for you mentally? This is the part I don't believe, that she believed him. I don't believe that. I think she knew. No. I think they

had a marriage of convenience, for sure, political convenience. There must have been... Well, not even convenience. I think he could mess around. And also... Well, whatever it is. Yeah, but... That made it very inconvenient for her, though, that moment, even if they're not. Well, she, I think the agreement is, yeah, you can fuck around, but don't let it get out there.

Which is exactly what he did. But then she stood by him and it did make her a sympathetic figure. It felt like it softened her in the media for a minute. Sure. You know. But when that when he had to break the news to her, that must have been, NASA must have seen the radiation of the, are you fucking kidding me? that came out of the wife. The fact that you fucked up, yes.

Are you fucking kidding me? I didn't do it. You can check the desk. It's still crusty. So the story is that she believed him and told an aide, Monica was a troubled woman, and Bill must have been ministering to her. Quote, he ministers to troubled people all the time.

Ministering? Jesus Christ. That's why I think this is just total fucking horseshit. So I don't, yeah, I don't believe that. That, that's, um, you can't get on your knees you're dragging god into it

get on your knees and get ready to take the body well he's obviously a very religious man yeah I'm clearly a pious man uh bill told senior staff he had no sexual relations and didn't tell you well all right you leave and didn't tell anyone to lie he told one aide Monica came to him

but he turned her down came on to him but he turned her down and he called her a stalker who threatened him unless he had an affair with her. So he's got two different stories going on there to different people. But it's also amazing. Well, you've got to these stories are very adjacent to what

may have happened. It's amazing for the president to be like, I was in fear for a lot of stuff over this 22 year old intern. And they were trying the president. They were trying to have like revenge

on Nixon's resignation. They were like trying to make Bill Clinton resign. oh yeah they were like we got nothing try it anyway yeah so he lied about not lying yeah yes so he had interviews lined up that day because he was about to do the state of the union and he told PBS's news hour quote there is no improper relationship using the present tense and when pressed he said quote there is not a sexual relationship an improper sexual relationship or any kind of improper relationship

and then afterwards his press secretary pull them aside and said look people are going to think the present tense thing is pretty weird yeah I'm trying to get away with this is that obvious I'm going to do future tense too I'll never fuck her again yeah I will never fuck her in the future it will

have never been it will have never been a thing will have never it will have never been at this now you understand now why are you looking to be confused what is Time. Time. All right.

Hold on a minute. Let's get into this. Tick. Tick. Time has come today. You know, I did not serve in Vietnam, but I felt the pain of those soldiers. The songs of that time. With those songs.

Time. Time. Tick, tick, tick. He's dancing around. Tom has come today. Mr. President. Mr. President. Do, Dilloo.

After that, he had an interview with the paper, and he said, quote, the relationship was not sexual. So now he went to pass. So polls. You got to do a press tour. When you got big news, you got to get out there. So polls are still okay. People didn't think having an affair was relevant to his job, but they didn't like the idea of lying under oath. So his staff said to take a forceful stand.

If it's not true, go out there and fucking hit him. My staff took a forceful stand. So he came out. sewing in a TV appearance about child care with Hillary and Gore, and he looked into the camera, pointed and said, quote, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky. I never told anyone to lie, not a single time. Never. These allegations are false. And then he walked off. It was pretty shocking because it, when you saw it, you were like, all right, that seems like he's being pretty fucking serious about this shit. Like, I would imagine that that is really true. I mean, as a, yeah, as a child you were like you were like well okay he's so angry about it obviously he did it yeah and you also there was this long history that was like it was public right up to the point where he wasn't openly joking about being a guy jerking off on other people like if it had been any if he'd been even more of a sex weirdo he would have been bringing it up at like shows with a microphone

yeah right yeah but but so it was like it was like right up till that point and then he was like I did not. And it was one of those things I remember where like the click of the cameras was almost louder than the microphone's off. I just hear him going. It was an iconic moment. Yeah.

And it is crazy that he was so full of fucking shit. So full of shit. That's where it's crazy. Like you like what man can go to this like like how do you muster this kind of aggression for a lie? But it's also Whitewater again. It's him saying I would rather fight it then get rid of it.

Yeah. Make it worse. You know, I'll clean the stain. Yeah. So meanwhile, everyone painted Monica as a ditsy,

emotionally unstable slut who maybe stalked the president. And Hillary was doing a lot of behind the scenes work. That was her back channel. She was really going hard at fucking Monica. To all the Hollywood connections.

Yeah. She had Jay Leno speed dial. Yeah. I mean, they did a huge fat bitch. Look at her Yeah, we got a bunch of people dressed up like

Miss Piggy to walk around on stage The wig works for Tailing her at the same time I'm chilling a wig now Hey, I tell you what, I'm unbelievable What she's doing right now, huh? Hey, hey, Kevin, you see this? Yeah, I went to a barbecue over the weekend There was Spitfire Roasted a pig

I walked over to it with an intern at the White House So Bill nails the State of the Union 104 applause, Even Republicans say it's good. He keeps his... Into the year 2000 or into 1929? No, we're not... We're in like 96, 97?

Like, we're not that far. Oh, no. We're 97 maybe. 97. I think it's 97. And Republicans say it's good. 67% approval rating. Hillary calls Starr's investigation part of a quote,

vast right-wing conspiracy. The vast right-wing conspiracy. That has been conspiring against my husband since the day announced the president, which is true. That's the thing. That is true. Yes. It was a right-week experience.

Yeah, two things could be true. Yeah. Star was working with right-wing anti-clinton activist lawyers who called themselves the elves and worked to make sure the Jones case didn't fade. What? Yeah. Were they volunteers? I think, yeah, I don't think they were getting paid. They're a group of lawyers.

So they were like non-profit, friends of the court or something like that? Yeah, they're a group of right-wing lawyers. who are enjoy yeah we hate him so we'll work for free which we never do but that's right this we will right yeah um uh James Carville named one of the men Brett Kavanaugh do you want to hear the name of another one George Conway I can never get over the fact that liberals love George Conway a motherfucking federalist judge who did shit like this he is a piece of of shit. Because he was married to Kelly Ann and he was anti-Trump.

And he talks shit about Trump. He is a fucking, he built the fucking castle you fucks. Well, it is like when you watch, if you watch MSNBC, it is the right wing from 20 years ago. Yep. I mean, that should be their slogan. We are the

right wing from 20 years ago. Hey, did you figure out... MSNBC, lean back and to the right. Have you figured out you were a fucking right winger yet? So now, Bill has a pre-planned trip to Africa, and he stops in Rwanda, and he's there for three hours. He never leaves the airport. He meets genocide survivors, and after he spoke to a larger group and said he realized he was in part responsible, he and other leaders didn't understand the depth and speed of what was happening.

That's the most guilt he's ever admitted for anything. I am partly responsible. If I can blame other powerful people with me, I might admit some of it. How is it possible for the person, the most powerful person in the world to be like, we didn't know. You know, the whole basis of this. Bill Clinton knew less about Rwanda than Dave Anthony, a fucking middle comic in San Francisco. Middle comic with a dad who's cosplaying as some sort of.

night of the round table. Yeah, we all fucking knew. There's no, you don't get to rewrite genocide. But that's what they'll be fucking, that's what they're, Biden, Kamala, they're already doing it. Who shot the plane down? I always wonder that part. Oh, yeah, we don't want to get into that. I wonder who did that.

Here we go. Here comes conspiracy jimbo. Now, hold on a minute. Yeah, but it's like a true conspiracy, so Alex Jones would never be interested. Yeah. We're not interested at all in what happened with the Rwanda genocide. In fact, I've never even brought it up. It's definitely shady as fuck. 100%.

And don't get me started on the senator from Minnesota. Oh, yeah. Oh, they kill Wellstone. That was pretty obvious. That's one of the few conspiracies. I'm like, I'm going to give you that one. That's a... Okay, so...

He speaks to them. He says it's a little. and then after he goes to a game reserve with Hillary and there seems snuggling and dancing on a boat. And then he gets word that Judge Wright had issued a summary judgment in his favor saying Jones failed to prove she experienced employment discrimination and that night he was seen smoking a cigar

and banging an African drum on a hotel balcony. This is drum. Yep. That was when he was on his vacation in Bosnia or something. I don't know where they are at that point. There was some news about the Yugoslavian conflict that they, around the same. No, we'll get to that, yeah. It's hard.

I didn't want to mix them up too much because he was confusing. Yeah, so he's having a great old time. He thinks he's free. He thinks he's free of Starr's investigation. But then he gets back to D.C. And Gingrich said, quote, Mr. President, we are going to run you out of town. Monica makes a deal for immunity. And she's turning over the cum dress.

And Star asks for a blood sample from Bill. Give him some prisoner plasma. I got a lot of blood. Give him the prisoner plasma. So Monica is now being hounded and confined in her D.C. apartment. Her neighbor, Bob Dole, feeds reporters gossip and gives them donuts. She has a townhouse that's adjacent to Bob Dole. I don't.

I think she is from a. well-off family so fair to flag it but it's a fair flag but also a lot of these guys just live in cheap shitty places while they're here in dc yeah oh yeah they just live in some house yeah they don't they don't they don't care they that someone lived like four of them in a place right yes some even senators yeah have like roommates yeah leonard you're not washing the dishes I told you I'll get around to it I'm not passing your fucking crime bill

Would you guys be quiet in there I'm watching my show My shows are on and you're ruining them Your shows are garbage You don't even know what you're talking That's it I'm the only one who pays the Hulu live bill And I'm done doing that

We all suffer now Now hold on a minute Um So I just can't believe bald What a fucking dick. So Monica is so depressed, she has to be taken to a psychiatric hospital. Her lawyer then gets her to do a photo shoot with Vanity Fair, which is hugely mocked. So she fires her lawyer.

Right. Well, hey, don't you want to be magazine cover model famous for this? I mean, Jesus Christ, man. It's fucking crazy. The way people take advantage of people in fucking bad situations is crazy. Or even try to, like, just read the fucking room. I mean, she obviously goes into hiding, you know, for fucking ages because this is crazy. But to think that you could do Vanity Fair and be like, it's funny how Vanity Fair's career wasn't ruined after that.

Or ever it gets fucking ruined. After they're doing Jill Biden, like, our family's going to decide what's right for us. It's like, yeah, sorry, that's not the fucking deal. So she gets a new lawyer. and she answers... You should do a people cover. If she hadn't fired the lawyer, we've got Disney Adventures lined up for you.

Rolling Stone, anyone? Disney Adventures. So don't... Don't get too excited, but I have one word. Penthouse. What? What do you think? I'm sure.

She had got an offer from Penn House. Oh, yeah. That was still when Larry Flint was alive. Yeah. That offer came in immediately. Oh, he's coming up. Larry Flint will be in the story very soon. So, yeah, her life.

Jesus Christ. So as she gets a new lawyer, she answers prosecutors' questions, and as far as Bill and obstruction, she gives them nothing. Questioning goes on for days, and Stars team threatened her parents with legal actions. and IRS audits fucking

so illegal you're not allowed to threaten a family with prosecution and tax audits no it's insane that's illegal I mean that's the kind

of thing Trump does now but legally you're not allowed the IRS cannot be used politically she said she'd give a statement saying Bill told her to quote deny a relationship if ever asked about it but who's she talking about

it's not like she's saying that he told her to do that in court so Monica then went before a grand jury and she said no one asked her to lie and quote i hate linda tripp bill's dna was matched to the cum dress he'd already lied so much to the public and days later osama bin london attacked u.s embassies in kenya and tanzania killing hundreds oh yeah and sanam osain is refusing to comply with u.n weapons inspectors so bill had during all this bill has to appear before the grand jury, but before

he had to come clean to Hillary. So he tried to get other people to tell him. You know what's fucking amazing. Here's what's fucking amazing. It's amazing to be in the position that he has gotten himself. I mean, he's the fucking president of the United States

and he still is terrified. He's absolutely terrified of his wife. He's like, fuck, I'm so fucked, man. I'm so fuck. I'm so fuck. Yeah. You did what?

How dare you? Send Al Gore to do it. Now I have some interesting news for you, Hillary. And she's so mad at him, she's like, I will make sure that you lose the next election. That's impossible. I'm on lock. So I just love that there's a cum dress.

It's just. That made a lot of comedy careers at that time. Halloween that year was spicy. So he tries to gather people to tell her. A friend agrees to give her like a heads up. But Hillary says, quote, my husband may have his faults. But he has never lied to me. What?

And then when Bill, isn't that crazy? He's never fucking lied to me? Like this is where you're just like, what is the picture you're trying to paint of this person? Either she is wildly ignorant. and easily duped or she's fucking lying or tits off. Think of the balloons. Duh!

Like neither one paints a picture of a person that you want like in charge of anything. It's the same thing with Bill. Like at the end of the day, why would you want a guy in charge of he was this bad of a person? Yeah, a cum clown?

Yeah. So Bill tells her and she is stunned. She later said, I started crying and yelling at him what do you mean what are you saying why did you lie to me I couldn't believe he would do anything

to endanger our marriage and our family I was dumbfounded heartbroken and outrage that I believed him at all this part I just don't believe I don't believe being wanting Chelsea to not have to go through this but everything else I think is bullshit I think she's mad at the damage to the political agreement yes You fucking idiot

You did this and it got out Is what it is Oh boy how'd he did it Yeah Bill said he was trying to protect Hillary And he also then went and told Chelsea How often did Bill and Hillary Go to their separate bedroom

Oh my God Almost certainly they had separate bedrooms Right so how often would it have to be What Could I have 15 minutes 15? Oh Jesus Christ I want to see how you are It's another woman, believe it or not.

Hallmark made a special card for him. There better not be a cum dress this time. Well, the card says, I'm sorry again. I'm sorry, I'm blanked on blank. Well. So now that he's told Chelsea and Hillary he can testify, and he admits to inappropriate intimate contact that did not consist of sexual intercourse, nor did their contact fulfill the definition

of sexual relations of the Jones hearing and he also refused to give detailed descriptions to quote preserve the dignity of the office honestly I would do it if I wasn't president prosecutors have oh sorry this is a civilian this is when they had the fore ah because they would the right wing prosecutors would have won also if he

defended if he if he successfully got himself off but also embarrassed himself so much where it was like look look my dick was on her on her pants right that's right that that he would have gotten off he would have gotten acquitted or the charges dropped but politically that would be devastating yes right so okay you have to preserve the office of the presidency meaning yes you can't say that right okay so I'm sorry this is where he had a four hour time limit and he tries to ran out the clock he was very good at muddying the waters with his answers like he agreed she had had sexual relations with him with the blowies but that didn't mean he had sexual relations with her genius it is genius there's a there's a passive and an active role and I think it's essentially sexist to say that the man is always the active partner something was being done to me she had sexual relations with me. Oh, shit.

I just jizzed on her a dress. He was asked if it was a lie when his lawyer said, quote, there is no sex of any kind in any manner, shape, or form between Bill and Monica. And Bill replied, quote, that depends on what the meeting of the word is, is. With the best. When he said that, I was like, okay, he's a fucking genius. He's a crazy fucked up dude, but he's really fucking smart. He is.

Well, if you're that smart, you know, the law doesn't really apply. It depends. Because you realize you can wiggle out of anything if you don't feel guilty or afraid. Right. Die inside, you will win. That depends on what your definition of jizz, jizz. After this, Star was very happy thinking they had him. We've got him.

We've got him. What he is, he is, I'll tell you, Mr. President. Take on form of worm. The next night, Bill told the nation he had lied to them. But it was a big old, I shot a big and boys. My fellow Americans, I come to you tonight, not in the same way that I came several months ago with a young lover. And I'm instructing the Justice Department to release the dress because you should see the size of the stain. It looks like it has been under.

a seagull's nest for a year. It really does. I challenge Speaker Gingrich and Majority Leader Bob Dole to come forward and come forward and show this country the size of their semen stains. We will do it on

the American gladiator set. One of us will walk out come champion. You will be balancing on a plastic bar and there will be a large beach ball that comes down that will knock you over as you come. We're going to do the Eliminator, but with a seaman.

Do you understand? A country that jizzes together. It does other stuff together, I guess. All right. Sorry, I'm going to go back to the prompter. I'm way off script. Fuck. And this has got to be, this has got to be 98 by now.

I think so. Yeah, yeah, it's not, yeah. Because that's when the impeachment was or was it? It's the end of 98. Uh-huh. So, uh... So, yeah, that says impeachment. time yeah the um the the so he tells the nation he lied um says this bit going on for a year people

don't care people are fucking this is when you said people are done they're just done with it all it had dragged on too long yes right church people were like we've almost got him yeah but they lost the room they lost everybody else is like oh we're not church people we get it he's embarrassed enough yeah we get it we got it it's not enough it's not like nixon yeah yeah yeah yeah right yep um and he said he didn't lie under oath he never said he was sorry, and then he said it was a Republican conspiracy, and then after that he went to Martha's Vineyard, and a lot of angry Dems refused to take his calls over the next few days.

Bill ordered attacks on Bin Laden's training camps and an attack on a pharmaceutical plant in the Sudan. Yep. Classic. Way to go. I mean, just... What come? Okay, I get the Bin Laden stuff.

The Sudan thing, fucking crazy. They must have learned, I mean, Trump learned. learned a lot from him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a really, like, it's just so... Nope. I mean, even having the fucking plane fly over the Epstein plane. I mean, it's just like...

That blow up a boat and just say their drug dealers? Right? Yep. Yeah. He did understand the threat bin Laden posed, but he didn't do much more than attack the training camps. I think right wingers think he could have taken him out. I don't know.

I've never really looked into it. But the right wing thing is like he had bin Laden and decided not to kill him. yeah whatever I mean Bin Laden's a hero we don't need to go into that I'll be I go to Gearthronus

com I can out I can't see Rogan saying that in a few years That's interesting Jamie we bring that up I looked at I looked at some of what Bin Laden stood for

and I didn't know this. Huh, that's interesting. He has Graham Hancock on going like, it turns out that there was an ancient civilization. There were two Bin Laden's. One was inside the tomb of two. You know, I believe that, because I think I saw that when I was on mushrooms one time.

Look at the water damage on Bin Laden's legs. There's two. So Bill gets back to D.C. And he's hounded by angry Dems, and a lot of them are asking him to resign. And he makes a tearful speech to his cabinet, apologizing. Some forgive him.

some didn't women in his cabinet did not buy his bullshit excuse which was the devil made me do it one of them like fucking yelled at him like they're just like this is really what you're fucking going with like did he what he said the devil made me do yeah but i mean that was what it was what it boiled anything to you asshole that was what it boiled down to like i got a little monster inside of me and he makes me do bad things his boy it curves to the rot it's i have a problem and i had it under wraps for a minute but somebody needs to stop me complete complete fucking Billy Graham shit. Yes.

Now, if the women could just expose their cleavage a little more, I think I could find my way back to the flock. The next day, Star gave his 452-page report to Congress. Some of those are stuck together. It was published, if I recall. Oh, yeah. Like, you could get it at Barnes & Noble. His team, especially Brett Kavanaugh, put in every salacious detail they could.

and then the House just put it up online. A bipartisan decision that even Canada Star thought was irresponsible. Oh, go fuck yourself. Poll showed people thought he lied but should stay president, which is when the Republicans are just like, What are we, France? Republicans are shocked.

People were upset that Republicans had spent $70 million to go after the president over consensual sex. I remember then the line that went, and out among the Democrats, many of them had disappointed. But then the line that the impeachment thing started and you had people like Barney Frank going like, I'm disappointed

to the president? Do I think it rises to the level of impeachment? No. Yeah, that's right. The line was, I'm disappointed, but I don't think it rises to the level of impeachment. And you got to see every other Charlie Rangel was like, I'm disappointed in the president,

but I don't think it rises to the level of impeachment. Every single Democrat went on the Sunday shows and said that. Oh, my God, Barney Frank. Barney Frank. But at that point, from a political perspective, to let him get impeached and Gore become president and then run the country for a year

and then he's probably a shoe in to win again. It's dumb. Yes. Oh, you think he should have gone ahead and resigned? I think that they should have let Gore take over, yeah. Yeah, that would probably have been smarter. That would have been the smart move to keep the succession of... Because Al Gore was very comfortable having a limited amount of middle-aged sex.

And he also distanced himself fully from Clinton when he ran. He was never going to win on his own. He was like, I don't even remember him to be on. He ran such a terrible campaign. We're against explicit lyrics and loads. So as an election, Republicans... I'm married to a woman who's afraid of sex. I mean, good Lord.

So there's an election in Republicans... We have a whack closet where I'm... go for my purpose. I'm lucky to be one of those American men that can take care of it in the shower. All right. The Lever gives me a minute. Every now and then I have to lay in the tub

to get it done during the shower. She knows that if it's a Saturday or a Sunday morning, it might be a longer than usual. We call it a rainjack, okay? So Republicans lose five seats in the house. still have the majority. It's just smaller.

Gingrich resigns, and they still pursued impeachment. This is the 98 election. This is like, why are you still pursuing impeachment? Everyone's like told you that they don't care. Stop, stop, stop. Worse than don't care. They're against it. He reaches his settlement of $850,000 with Jones. Two articles of impeachment are brought with votes along party lines, their obstruction of justice

and perjury, which aren't treason. They're like they're not high crimes. Mm-hmm. So Bill bombs Saddam's nuclear weapons sites. Republicans called it a diversion. Bob Livingston, who was acting Republican Speaker, demanded Bill's resignation. But Larry Flint had found four women. Livingston had affairs with.

I remember. After Livingston announced he was retiring, Republicans started screaming at Democrats on the floor, quote, Are you fucking happy? Is this what you motherfuckers wanted? And they were the ones that were doing it. They started everything. Yeah, Bob Livingston was speaker for like a week or something.

He was Louisiana, right? I think so. He was Louisiana and his whole thing was like, he was like, I'm resigning because I've done the same thing the president's done, but that means the president should also resign. He thought he could like Obi-Wan Kenobi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the nice pivot. And just the fact that Republicans are screaming,

it's like motherfuckers you've been doing this for fucking two years now well yeah you're well you aren't you the moral superior not the equivalent Republican Dennis Hastert became speaker of the house he was a pedophile and we'd be imprisoned in 2011 now there was no way so right now a pedophile's running the the Republican house sex crime impeachment yeah so but yeah it's amazing but probably taught him a lot about how to like be quiet about it or something or he's like oh I better really keep crying. That's just fucking crazy. So there's absolutely no way they're going to reach

the two-thirds majority in the Senate needed to remove Bill as president. He is acquitted on February 12th, 1999, and soon after violence grows in Kosovo, Serbian president Milosevic. He still has two years left in office.

But it feels like it feels like it's, that's the end. Yeah. Oh, it also feels like it's like a 15-year presidency. Oh, no, he's got something really horrible that he's going to do. Milosovich wants control of Kosovo. His troops massacred men, women, and children in Reykvik.

Bill threatens airstrikes. Milosevic ignores him. NATO starts bombing. Bill says we... We did the Haiti thing we threatened, but Jimmy Carter didn't go. Where's Karp? We blame him. Jimmy didn't go.

I'm available. Hey, I'm here. Bill's like, I'm not going to use ground forces and not just emboldens Milosevic, and he gets more brutal. Three thousands of civilians. We are not going to use ground troops. And that's not because this country is terrified of civilian casualties and our own guys getting killed. It's because it's easier for him. Thousands of civilians are put in camps, so Bill finally prepares to send troops.

troops, and that's when Milosevic pulls his military out of Kosovo. And also, Russia was distancing itself from Milosevic, which was probably a bigger part. But still, the war is over. No American soldiers sent. Now, with more corporate Dems in Congress, everyone agreed it was time to deregulate the financial industry. Yep. Now, look, we've just gotten through a really tough constitutional crisis.

and I think it's time that this administration pulls back from this left-wing tradition and maybe we try to be president of the entire country and do something right-wing. Yeah, so Glass-Steagall was passed to prevent... FDR was a piece of fucking shit. You understand me? It was passed to prevent federally insured commercial bank deposits from being used to finance riskier, investments. It opened the door because this fucking stock market crash. It opened the door for more conglomerates and increased risk-taking by allowing banks to become more complex and leverage their positions. I mean, that's what the over the getting rid of it did. So, yeah, so we just took out the basically putting the brakes on the thing that put the brakes on crazy financial lunatics from just fucking looting the country. And we're like, yeah, let's get rid of that.

He just undid it all. Yeah, that was... I mean, he just primed it all for a complete and total collapse. I mean, really, because obviously, it's very obvious what you're doing. And then it's so easy if you're like, well, I mean, look at who could have seen this come? I mean, the whole point was that this was coming, just not on his watch. Like you're saying, it's a short-term gain. Yeah, sure.

But it doesn't even really short-term game. No, it's a long-term gain for the richest people. If you transition from having a healthy country with long expected lifespans and community power and stuff, if that's not what you want, if you want a few people to have estates that they helicopter between, then they work. We're headed that direction. It's a short-term game for his political goals, which is a win. Yes. Right, it's a win. It's something that he's like, no, we did a good thing.

I can hang my head on that. Yeah. So, yeah, it opens the door for more conglomerates and increased risk taking. It feels like you should have just been allowed to come in mouths a little bit more. Maybe it would have been like a little bit better long term. Yeah. Well, there should be, we should have a White House sex worker or two. Yeah.

We do. It's the first lady. Risk taking by allowing banks to become more complex and leverage their positions. Hillary decided to run. This is the, this is the germ of the collateralized. debt obligations. Yeah. The banks chopping up something absurd and calling it a valuable investment.

And that's kind of like the last thing he did in office that was, you know, of note. Substantial. And it led to the housing crisis. Hillary decided to run for the Senate in New York in 2000, even though she'd never lived in New York. And he goes, okay. Well, let's pivot to Hillary. Right, great, great It's like a wrestling tag team

Where the one guy Barely survives tapping out And then he goes, okay, now it's your turn, honey Senator Hillary, I remember this Yeah, New York So they buy a house in Chappaqua And Hillary moved there in January of 2000 And announced she was running for Senate a month later

That to me was one of the craziest things to watch, like, you're just not from New York, but everyone's like, yay! And you're like, what are you doing? It didn't matter. That wasn't the first time in history someone had done that. Not to that. But, yeah, I mean, probably not, but it's pretty egregious. Yeah, it's like,

oh, now I'm from your state. Yeah. I didn't know, I thought you had to live there for a certain amount of time. It's like four years or something. No, everything's different. Maybe they had a PO box. That's like what, that's like what Cheney had. In Wyoming? I think

Or was it, one of them had a P.O. box in another state because you can't have two guys from the same state. But Bush and Gore were living in the same state. I mean, Bush and Cheney were living in the same state. Bush and Cheney were both Texans. Yeah. And then. Cheney pretended to be from Wyoming. Yeah. Yeah. So she just sign me up for the post office box that I keep up in Laramie. It's where I have all the penthouses sent. Granger catalogs. Sons of the Golden West. Hey!

Invites and memorabilia. So Bill is ecstatic that she's running for the Senate. Thank God. Her campaign apparently brought them closer together. She sent him her speeches, and he'd write, I love you's in the margins, despite people's beliefs, advisors and friends said there was a genuine love connection between them. It's very hard to believe. I think, look. Look, it depends on what your definition of love is.

There is erotic love. There is platonic love. There is the many other loves described by the ancient ones. I only know one guy who knew them. He was very, very good friends with Bill. And he said Hillary was the worst person he'd ever met in his life. That Bill had or that this guy had met? the worst that the guy had met

he was like she's because I was like really what she'd like and he goes it's so much worse than you think when she was running in 2016 because she had lost in 2008 I think it was Spielberg who was like let me get

my best acting guy to come out and you can stay in my penhouse in New York And he will teach you how to be more likable and presentable. He's going to show you balloons and show you how to react. And it was supposed to last for a few days. And she yelled at the guy and told him to shut up.

She lasted like two hours. She did the Christian bail. Okay, I get it. No, she told them the fuck off she wasn't. Why are you moving lights? Well, I'm trying to figure out what my character is. But they all knew, so they were trying. What about people who hear you say that and say you are anti-woman?

I would say that there's two things that are possible I would say that Hillary was a woman who came up in an extremely misogynistic society at a time when women had to fight for every little scrap and she was a tough fucking woman and she was smart and she knew how to succeed and also she can during all that be a terrible person what about people who say that when you say something like that

someone wrote that for you because you're anti-woman I think that I think that the Clintons became leaders at too young of an age with Bill's young career and I agree with that. And I think that the

the trail of bullets that knocked down all the best populist left wing leaders in the 60s and 70s left a huge vacuum that someone someone like Bill Clinton should have been able to see the legislative victories of Robert Kennedy in office for eight years. Should have been able to see two Kennedy administrations or something. Should have been able to see Jesse Jackson, if not Martin Luther King, become president in 1988.

And the country was robbed of that. And so they represented an entire baby boom generation that saw, oh, the left always loses. let's not be left because they didn't believe in it and I get it sure there's sociopaths everywhere but sometimes they can be useful you want them working for you sometimes but you don't want them to be the boss but but if they had seen oh the left can win they might have bet on it more they might have gone down that direction um but we were deprived of that I think yeah artificially deprived of all of that and then it really does it's like in order for you to get to that level of power now, you have

to be, to some extent, an empty vessel that's just going to be a piggy bank for Wall Street or oligarchs or billionaires. Yeah, McGovern everybody's traumatized by McGovern, but I'm realizing he should not have even been running. Like, it was, it was that would have been Bobby Kennedy's re-election.

He certainly would have beat Nixon in 60s. But they knew. They let McGovern run because... Well, there was all the best guys were dead by them. Yeah, they killed them. No, it's, I always think back to that Nome Chomsky clip where he's talking to that fucking journalist that he's in manufacturing consent

and the guy is just basically like the guy is insulted by what Chomsky's saying where he's just sort of like so you're suggesting that I'm like manipulating and then he's like no I'm just saying you wouldn't be sitting there if they didn't think

that you would be able I mean he just could dent he breaks the man down to a molecule but he's personally offended at the idea of manufacturing consent yes while sitting there being the one to do it

I don't think I think people understand how scarred boomers were by McGovern. When I was working on Marin, Ron Perlman was on the show. And I was like, if you guys pick Hillary, she'll lose. And he fucking lost his shit screaming at me that Bernie was another McGovern. They were, and you're just like, bitch, that was Vietnam. Like what in the fuck? Think about how many years?

years ago that was you're that fucking scarred from that shit what are you talking about yeah they're deeply scarred well uh i like to think of it this way when i was young i shook hands with president john f kennedy and i didn't know at the time but my destiny at that moment was transferred from one president to another and i i lived out my entire public professional career as the political culmination of the assassination of a great man. I made sure that the great ideas of his family were also killed. Now, that took a few more decades, but in the end, we won. And how did we do it by stepping right wing, right wing, right wing?

I was the grassy knoll. So Gore runs for president. They never really became good friends. and when he announced he said quote I felt what the president did especially as a parent was inexcusable so Bill was furious and then Gore

wants Bill to stay completely away from the campaign and I remember that I remember watching and going he's got a huge people love him like not only to people love him it was shown that he became a sympathetic figure to some extent through all of that right wing shit Gore ran the worst fucking campaign he still won though but I will still

yeah he did win but I will I will say he didn't win the he didn't run the worst campaign because then uh like three i saw after that were even worse right then it's followed up with carry oh my god Hillary uh thank god for uh Obama knew Obama knew out of campaign but then Hillary again and and you know Biden was in a cave and there was a there was a pandemic um anyway so um he wants bill away from the campaign on election day Hillary won easily, but the Gore Bush fiasco plays out for over a month. And then when W was declared the winner, Gore met with Bill and said his chance to be president was ruined by Bill's sexual escapades. And Bill said, you blew it by distancing yourself from me. Bill's approval

rating at that point was 66% highest since World War II. And why? Both men left furious. People just liked him. Those short-term wins. I don't, I don't know the answer. but it did seem like he was doing well. I don't know. Well, the economy was fucking kicking ass. Yeah, because of the internet, he got helped a lot by that sort of shit. Yeah, because the devastation of NAFTA took 10 years to hit. All the stuff he did, he planted the seeds and ran away.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The final night, Bill signed 140 pardons, including tax fugitive Mark Rich, whose ex-wife was a major Dem fundraiser and donated hundreds of thousands to Bill's presidential library. Oh, yeah, I remember. Bill also partnered his half brother Roger, Whitewater partner Susan McDougall, and Patty Hurst. His approval rating then dropped to 39%. Oh, and Monica Lewinsky saved Social Security. Bill had ordered a bipartisan bipartisan White House group to study privatizing Social Security.

It was all set up by Larry Summers. a month after Bill attended the first meeting of the group, not the first meeting he went to, but they haven't been doing it for a long time. So it's moving forward to the point where the president's involved in the meetings. He was forced, a month later, he was forced to public knowledge.

He was doing sex stuff with Monica, a team member quote, it became clear to the White House that this was not the time to take risks on the scale that would be necessary to achieve a deal on an issue as contentious as so. Social Security reform.

Reform just means privatize. They were going to privatize Social Security. Wow. I thought you meant, I assumed that you meant that Monica at one point, like, pulled off his dick and was like, you know, you shouldn't have such security. Fine, fine, fine, fine, finit. I'm fine, fine, give me your dress. So now, Hillary's in D.C. and Chelsea studying abroad and 50-year-old. bill opens a Harlem office and he's said to be very lonely and depressed. He started the Clinton

Foundation to fund projects around the world to fight 50 what at that age? 54. 54 ex-president. Wow. Crazy, right? Sometimes people start at that age. Yeah. So it's going to fight HIV AIDS, climate change, gender equality, religious conflict. They raised $1.5 billion for charity in 10 years. Not a great track record. Some shit they did in Haiti is fucking unconscionable. and a lot but there's also again if you try to look into the Clinton Foundation you're going to find a lot of right wing nonsense and you have a hard time out of the right wing has fake

things that they've done wrong when they have done actual things wrong right that always always um like they they went in and they they took over like 600 acres or something like a giant area of of farms and they turned it into this like industrial complex

and fewer people work there and now Haiti doesn't have an export of agriculture. They just have target taking wares, right? So it's shit like that. Anyway, so in September 2004, Bill had a quadruple bypass and became a vegan. He raised money for Hurricane Katrina and 2000 and more tsunami victims. He took speaking engagements. He, the Washington Post said he made over 100 million in fees between 2001 and 2013. In 2005, Jennifer Flowers was recently divorced. Quote, I was at home by myself, and the phone rings. It said unavailable. And I picked up the phone

and it was him. And he wanted to come by my house and talk to me. And I said, no, you can't come over here. No way. And he said, I'll put on a hoodie and jog up there. And I said no. And that was it. Wow. What a fucking lunatic. Right. I'll put on a hoodie and jog up there. What? I mean, what the fuck? That means he's done it before. That's so fucking crazy.

Isn't that crazy? It's like, yeah, it's just, a man, that's maybe the fucking craziest thing in the story. Like, this guy's out of his fucking mind. What is he doing? Look, I'm just, there's an extra excitement thinking that it could probably get out and ruin my life. Look, I know the caller ID said unavailable, but that's mislellan. leaving. I'm very on the market. Hillary ran for president in 2007.

When Obama won South Carolina, Bill said, quote, Jesse Jackson ran a good campaign and Obama ran a good campaign here. It sounded like he was saying Obama only made a good showing because he was black like Jackson. And that also he was doomed. Al Sharpton said Bill should shut up. Hillary had to publicly apologize. Bill's campaign role was diminished, obviously Obama won. and Bill campaigned for Obama and made Obama's official nomination speech.

In 2015, Hillary ran again. Trump made sure Bill's sexual misconic allegations resurfaced. Kathleen Wiley, Paula Jones, and Juanita Broderick held a press conference with Trump. For years after her loss, Bill could barely sleep and had outbursts of rage as he vented about results to anyone who would listen. The Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficker scandal, broke. Epstein visited the White House four times while Bill was president. Three times he met with an aide once he went for a dinner.

He donated $25,000 to Bill's foundation and went to a fundraising dinner with Bill. Bill flow on Epstein's private jet on trips for the Clinton Foundation, but denied going to the island. And he says he cut ties 10 years before Epstein's arrest. No flight logs have Bill as a passenger to the Virgin Islands. one of Epstein's victims, Virginia Jiffrey, who I believe is the one who, did she commit suicide? She's passed, she supposedly killed herself this last year. Jesus Christ.

After saying that nothing like that would ever be something she would do. She said, quote, yes, he would be a witness because he knew what my purpose was there for Jeffrey, and he visited Jeffrey's Island. look just because there's a painting of me on a sitting across a chair with high heels on in a Lewinsky dress and a Lewinsky dress and I have a cocktail on my hand that doesn't mean I was there you go to any town fair and there's some artist that can do caricatures of people I mean there's a lot of those by the way that's a Banksy I'm selling them on my website actually has have them on my side.

Everything we've gone through in this episode, is there anybody who can say this guy did not go to Epstein's Island? Right. It would be completely out of character for him not to. He was known for going to Epstein Island. I remember reading about it before the whole Epstein scandal went down. There was some like L.A. Times where it was like former president, Bill Clinton, like, what's he up to now?

one of these stories and they like had followed him around for a week and so it was like a publicist kind of story and they were like oh he's late to the speech ha ha ha ha and then his friend Jeffrey Epstein has showed us the first time I saw the name Jeffrey Epstein or was like his friend Jeffrey Epstein shows up apparently there's some very wild parties and people have said something something about underage or very young girls and then they were just dropped and then it was just like gossip in a gossip capacity I mean look out of Trump or Clinton, Trump seems far more implicated in it. Way more invocated.

But it's very obvious that both... That's how they know each other so well. That's what I think. I think you're right. And they are very clear like it's... It's just so fucking obvious. And what is so frustrating about it is, it is

one of those things that actually is like a huge issue for everybody. Everybody in the country, no matter what your political ideology is, agrees that if this is actually going on. This is taking, this is happening. This is a enormous, illegal, non-starter, re-evaluate, get these people out of power, investigate, uprooted, all that shit moment. And very clear that they're going to do everything they can to make sure that doesn't take place. Yeah, they're embedded

at the very top. Yes. Yep. And it's, it's crazy because it is like, you know, they've been saying that for so long, you know, like this, it's like, it is Alex Jonesy where it's like, We are run by pedophiles. And I was right about it. I was right about it. But I'm so insane that they let me keep saying it. If I hadn't been so insane looking and sounding, and my voice wasn't that of a madman,

they would have assassinated me, and that would never be allowed to speak. I'm allowed to speak because I discredited what I believe in. I am deeply unserious because I am still breathing. But it is. It is. If Alex Jones had been good at what he was doing, they would have Julian Assangeed him.

Without question. He would just now be getting pardoned at best. Bill now 79, and recently some Maxwell thing came out, she said something about, but I'm not going to bring her up because she's growing up a pedophile lying out of her tit. So I'm not going to. Bill now 79 lives with Hillary in Chappaqua, New York, and serves on the board of directors for the Clinton Foundation. Bill's short-term victories split the Democratic Party, crushed unions, his great feet of creating a budget surplus turned out to be completely pointless.

After attacking big government for years, he couldn't use the surplus on a big infrastructure project. His staff worried the Republican Congress would give tax refunds with the surplus, so the surplus became an albatross and wasn't useful. By killing unions, he eliminated the main gathering place of the left working class. There was a day-to-day understanding of collectivity amongst amongst workers with others, which created a way of thinking about the world that spread across different, you know, areas.

The rich had the right had megachurches and gun clubs and things like that, and that's now where the working class gathers and talks. His telecommunications bill allowed right-wing media companies like Sinclair to dominate the local news and take over all the other news. His repeal of Depression-era financial regulations led directly to the housing crash. Blowing health care reform left hundreds of thousands debt. Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Clinton. I mean, 100% that dude is the biggest reason we got Trump and got.

here to where we are with fascism. Look, it sounds like you rate me a zero, Dave, but look, I'm going to turn that zero upside down. Now what am I? A hole. Man, it does look good. Man, I'll tell you what.

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we should thank James Adomian for being here for so fucking wrong. Thank you. Thank you. Thank Luke for eating two possum candy canes. I think we've been here a few days. I think I missed my shows in Columbus. Worth it?

Yeah, we've been here for, this was 96 hours, I believe. I still might just barely make it to JFL Toronto. Well, thank you, James. Truly, you're the best, so thank you for doing this. And thank you for staying for six hours. I wasn't counting. I mean, either. But that was fucking crazy.

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