The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 705 - Bisbee Deportation - live

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine the Bisbee Deportation. Recorded live in Tempe, Arizona SOURCES TOUR DATES OFFICIAL MERCH   Rocketmoney  Chewy Hydrow - Code: Dollop MeUndies - Code: Dollop

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Told me everything to say instead of having to do all the research while you fucking dance around like a monkey. Come on. you're listening to the dollop an American History podcast Does anyone not know what this is? Oh, sorry. Yeah, there's each week, I, Dave Anthony, read a story

from American history to a guy who's kind of mean backstage. Come on. This is nuts. Karen Reynolds, who has no idea what the topic is going to be about. Everyone thinks he's the nice guy. I'm a peach.

He's the mean guy. Shut the fuck up. You know, let his name shut it or I'll shut it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ten years. You know when you create a relationship

and you realize, my God, I created the relationship with my father all over a daughter. Shut your fucking. Mouse. November 25th, 1916. It's a good year, especially

in Arizona. The International Workers of the World Union. Oh, wow. Oh, fuck yeah. What the fuck? It's a cat. What the fuck?

Who okay that? I mean. Hey, what should we have for our, like, union symbol? Something where the witches'll sue. That is fucking... That's cat fuck. That is fucking nuts. And they're letting...

They're like, do the asshole one where the cat shows hole. Do it where the cat shows whole. The artist probably gave them one in the front one. I'm like, no, no, flip it around. Yeah, flip it, yeah. Let's see that butthole. Flip it. Now that says union.

Can you staple an eraser right under the tail? Yeah, let's see that hole. Hey, boss, can we get some dick? Yeah, we got two notes. More hole, bigger dick. Come on. So the Woblies, the Woblies held their convention in Chicago. Boo.

Boo. You guys don't, okay. A proposal was passed, authorizing $2,000 in funds to organize minors in the way. Nice. That's weird. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.

They don't care. Nope. They were like, nope. Are any of you guys minors? Yeah, but watch it. Easy does it, Christalia. How's this career going? Really good.

Really shockingly well. Why are you still listening to that? I'm okay. In January 1917, the IWW Metal Mine Workers Industrial Union Number 800 was created. The MMWIW. What the fuck? It's too much.

Mew-W. It's just, it's what the cat says. Oh, my God. Mew-Mew! Mew! You bastards. IWW Organizers then headed West

to organize this time physical violence, death, and property destruction were pretty common during labor fights in the West. Sure. Really? That's the bad part, you guys? No, that's the good part.

We like fighting. I'm all for property destruction. You guys know I love it. I fucking love it. After this show, we're burning this place down. That's crazy. In Arizona, many minors were Mexican-American. Okay, yeah. Well, that's a little, that's kind of racist.

The AFL had been letting down minors for a while, if you can imagine. No, imagine. So the AFL was too conservative, and miners were pulling out of the state. as State Union President Moyer Okay, so President Moyer sucks and as miners become more militant he becomes less interested. And in February 1917, he revoked

the Arizona IUMMSW's charter saying, quote, the district's attitudes are too radical. Always the issue. Now, Big Bill Haywood. His quote was, quote, the Western Federation of Miners had died with the blade of conservatism

plunged into its art. Wow. I mean, he's not fucking around. Wow. But he's saying they were too conservative. Yeah, and that's why they're dying as a union. Right. The miners began signing up for the new militant local IWW chapters.

And two months later, a mine lawyer informed the advisory council of the national defense that the IWW were organizing, quote, the IWW agitators are sowing seeds of sedition among the ignorance. ignorant classes of the employees, most of whom are foreigners, and a strike will probably be fermented. The production of war materials, as you know, would be seriously impaired in a short time. I don't think much of the workers and the immigrants, that...

No, well, they're mostly Mexican-Americans. Right, so... All right, it feels very comfortable being like, these idiots don't even know what they're doing. They're like, sir. And plus, there's a war on, so they're already like, blame the Mexicans! Yeah, right. They're kicking them.

Smart. Good policy. Yep, but we don't stop. It comes around. Yeah. No, it doesn't come around. It just stays. Oh.

So, uh... By May 1917, the BISB local. Almost all wobblies. Wait, what did you say? The BISB? They're all wobblies at this point. Uh-huh, okay. Anybody hear from BISB?

Yeah. No. We don't need a no. Well, the silence will play the part of the no. No. Yep. All the other people who didn't say yes, we took his nose. It would be weird if they all you'll know.

No. Whoa. Yeah. Anybody here from Bisby? No. Perfect. We're not. Stands up.

You're far from Bisby, sir. Jerome also was all wobblies. There's some dromians here. Wow. Do you guys Are you guys just called Jerome's? Dromers No, just Jerome's

It should be Jerome's No No, you're Jerome's Right? Shouldn't they be Jerome's? Rommies Fucking Let's go Rommies On July 5th

The IWW Created a Call the Strike in Drome Asking for $6 a shift And a six hour day Hmm, seems hefty The AFL Local Called the Demands

Quote Ridiculous unpatriotic and disloyal and said they should keep working. That's a weird union. Yeah, it happens though, right? Shut the fuck up, work. You guys are fucking idiots and you hate America

and shut up and keep working. Aren't you here to represent us? Fuck you, loser. Okay. So they go on strike. Now, we got to stay together. That's important. It's about being a team.

All right? Now shut your fucking mouth and go to fucking work. So they go on strike. and on July 10th, 250 businessmen and other local assholes started rounding up suspected wobblies. I added a little something right.

So that was not a quote. Yeah, no. They jail 100, and they deport 67 of them to Needles, California by train. Could you imagine getting deported to needles? Oh, my God. Fuck me. Jesus Christ.

So I guess I just work at a game. gas station now. Is Guantanamo an option? There you go. You run a roller coaster here in needles. Oh, fuck. You know what they call it needles? You're destined for heroin. So that killed the strike when they did that. They were like, hey, they're fucking doing needles.

Oh, goodness. So Union loses the IWW telegraphs Governor Campbell, so they telegraph the governor to protest the treatment of the workers who were deported, but the governor responded by saying, Wobbley leaders had, quote, threatened the governor. Oh, wow. Jesus Christ. They sent me a thing. In Bisbee, the dying SFL union said the wobbls had taken over because it was a front for private detectives and undercover company men. It's always the craziest shit.

They're always just like, it's so fucking wild. They're all millionaires. Trust us. We have your bag. The wobblies are dinosaurs. So management is hiring informers to pose as wobbly advocates to create division. That's what they said. They also said that.

So that's not true, obviously. Now, one guy, James Chapman, who was second. of the AFL local was on the payroll of a detective agency, so they're saying They're doing the thing where they're like, you're detectives! Yeah, and they're detectives. Yeah, always the best.

Yeah. So, the Wobbly Union No. 800 holds its first state convention in Bisbee, Arizona on June 15th, 1917, and a week later, the Bisbee branch elected an executive committee

to drop demands for the copper companies. He scared? No. Say that again. So they hold their... The Woblies hold their local convention in Arizona.

And then they drop demands. Oh, okay. For the... Interesting. Right. About 8,000 live in Bisbee. The mines are owned by the Copper Queen Miner Company.

Copper Queen? Yeah. Interesting. The Calumet and Arizona Company. and the Shetuk Arizona Company. The city is dominated by Phelps Dodge, which is the big one. Oh, wow. They own the Copper Queen.

They own the largest hotel, the hospital, the department store. They own the library. They own the newspaper. They own everything in the town. So they own the whole town, and the demands of the Bisbee Wobbleys were just basic safety asks. And end bonus and contract work, daily wage of $6. No discrimination. No discrimination.

That one's hilarious. It's Arizona. No discrimination is such a like... Why don't you ask me not to be a human? America is absolutely fucking... One of your demands is like, no discriminating. And they're like, well, that one, no. Yeah, that's...

We got a hard line on this one. I'm sorry. Prejudice. In fact, we feel like you're discriminating against how we discriminate, which we're not okay with. When the list was handed down to the copper queen, mine superintendent, he ripped it up. Fuck.

That's your fucking discrimination, you son of a bitch. It'd be great if it was a big contract. He was like, come of these, I'll do it in force. One, two, I'll do it, page by page. Some bullshit. The GM of the Shattuck, Arizona company, who happened to be named L.C. Shattuck, said, quote, the demands of this IWW organization are unreasonable, and the plans are a nationwide conspiracy

by enemies of the U.S. government to restrict or cut off copper output required to prosecute the war. It's fucking incredible. They always do that, where they like overreach with their accusation. It's like, well, that's so crazy that... It works.

I know it does, but it's like, it's shocking. They just go big. Like, you poke them, and then they're like, shoot his guts out. Yeah. Like, the president is behind these men. These are CIA apprehends. They had three dogs and a man suit.

See? Foo. Ah, ha. Proof. Vindication. What do you mean there's a problem in the old mind? Well, who's down there? Hold on a second.

This might be more important. What do you mean? Collapsed. No way it collapsed. We just put new beams in there the other day. Oh my God. Come on, everybody. Gather around.

This three-dog man is telling us that the mine has collapsed. Oh, Christ, we're going, girl. We're going, a boy, whatever you are. I can't see. Come on. Woo. I'm just hungry, you fuck. Oh.

Oh, my God. Every time I come back for dinner, you're like, who's lost in the mine? I want food, you fucking asshole. Well, I want a wifu's three dogs and a woman's skin. Dear penthouse letters. you're going to end that one right there so the wobbley's

called strike on June 26 over 3,000 miners walk that's about 80 to 90% of all the minors in Bisby fuck so President Moyer of the AFL union who basically no one is in anymore

said he believed the wobblies were German agents and that his union guys would work my guys will bust they're asked for nothing. They're Germans. Have we done the Germans one yet? No, they're Germans.

They're the First Reich. Well, you only hear about the Thoitte. He also said he wouldn't allow his union members to help the IWW. But union-wise, what does he have? He has, like... No, it's got barely anybody left. It's got like two guys who are like, yeah. Yeah.

Fuck him. So for two weeks, the strike cripples, Brisbane, and the press were against the strikers, as was Sheriff Harry Wheeler. So it's a peaceful strike, but the sheriff still asked Governor Campbell to request that President Wilson send troops. Jesus, go.

What are you going to do? I'm going to kill them. I bet you guys not working. Yeah, you got to go. Send in the army. They're Germans. Hurry. The war department looks into it

and decides that, no, they're not sending troops. I love it. It's like in the middle of a war. You're like, set him down here. There's a guy who's not working. We've got to invade Bisbee. Instead, the president approves, appoints, ex-governor George Hunt to be a strike mediator.

Okay. Hunt's plan is to get them to all agree on a truce until the war end. So the wobblies would obviously never agree to that. but the corporate company wouldn't even come to the negotiating table. They're just like, we're not going to negotiate with this shit. So Hunt bars scabs from entering BISB and ordered

the state militia to get food, fuel, and clothing for the strikers. Okay, great. Oh, I'm a lefty. I like that. That's what... I think he's... Dave has this thing where he sounds sarcastic, but he's being sincere. It's good to feed people. See, he's doing it again. He's really

into feeding people. He thinks everybody should have a home. To, and also to aid them in other ways. Quote, the penniless families in this time of industrial trouble need help. So, now Walter Douglas is president of Phelps Dodge,

and he is a nepo baby. His dad developed the copper queen mine and he's on the board of directors. So he's elected president of the American Mining Congress in 1916 as a national anti-union leader. Okay. So Douglas is furious that Governor Hunt shows the strikers any sympathy. Right. He's like, that's not what we do.

As he got into his private railroad car headed to Bisbee, he told... The best. What are you talking about? They don't deserve anything. I'll have a martini. Shrimp? I'd love some shrimp. Absolutely.

I might eat the shrimp Could we have the woman who feeds me the shrimp All I Sleep come in? That was really nice the other day. Do you want her in the diaper? I'll wear the diaper, have her in a nurse ensemble, and then bring the little boy

who moves my jaw while I chew. Okay. Thank you. Some people just won't be satisfied like those damn wobblies. So he told the press quote, There will be no compromise because you cannot compromise

with a rattlesnake. I believe the government will be able to show that there is a German influence behind this movement. So they're going with it. Yeah. They're Germans?

Why else would they go on strike to feed their families? No! So they're... So it's... I really didn't think it was going to stick. So that's like their little, like, angle is like, they're Germans.

They're secret Germans. They don't have accents, but they're Germans. Duh! Trust us. They're German. Just us. Christ.

It is up to the individual communities to drive these agitators out as been done in other communities in the past. Like what had happened in Jerome with the deportation of needles. Deportation of needles does sound good, though. That's it? It sounds like I'm cleaning up the streets.

There's going to be a deportation of needles. So... I think that's the same person who said she wasn't from Bisby. I think so. And now I like her. Acc, you're up. So Bisby, oh, sorry.

It's okay, buddy. So Bisby has a Citizens Protective League. Nice. Superheroes. Never good. Never good. Hello, where the fucking pieces of shit? How are you? Sounds like, it sounds like, like, suburban superheroes. Yeah, it's like... Captain Cullesack. What do you have?

The town Cairns got together. Yeah. Super Cairn. Sorry, I'm late. I was just demanding a Froyo place. Not call me a bitch. I filmed them while I said the N-word. All right.

Stop. Chill the fuck out. Would you please? What? I had every right. They wanted to shut the fuck up. Okay. Anyway, what's the plan?

So they formed this league. It's made of obviously a businessman types. there is also a workers' loyalty league made up of ex-I-U-M-M-S-W members, which is the dead union. Yep. And they're against the wobblies. Nice.

So the men in these groups wanted to be deputized to take on the strikers. What the fuck's with them? Give us a batch so we can crack some fucking skull. Oh, these guys want enough money to live. Yeah. Oh, to kill them!

It really is fucking, it is crazy, the rage that that instills in people when you're like I think like I guess I never was like ever on the side of the corporation I just for a lot of my life was like eh it seems like like truth's in the middle like when I was like younger

no and then it's just like why the fuck you on the side of the rich people like when in doubt just listen to the union workers they're like telling you what's up yeah the rich guys are always full of shit and the rich guys are like they're Germans they're so German I walked into the bathroom

and two of them were peeing and they have accents. They just hide them when they're out in public. Anytime there's a rich guy talking and you just go, just think to yourself, would Elon Musk be saying the truth?

Well, he's the exception. He's the exception. So they want badges so they can beat up the strikers. And they had previously met to discuss the same sort of of a deportation plan that happened in Jerome.

Okay. So on July 12th, 1917, the morning edition of the Busby Daily Review printed a proclamation by Sheriff Wheeler. He had, quote, formed a sheriff's posse of 12,000 men. What the fuck?

That's a big posse. Oh, you mean Army? Did you, you mean Army? That's fucking crazy. Overnight? All have bow ties. And we're ready to Fuck.

Yeah, 12,000 men in Bisbee and 1,000 in Douglas, all loyal Americans. Good. That's my people. I hate these non-loyal Americans. Yeah. I got a friend who doesn't have a flag on the back of his truck. Don't, God. Ex, friend.

Oh, God, I want to shoot people when they hear that. It just... If you have a flag and you don't have... If you have a flag and it's not flying in the back of your truck. Jesus Christ. Don't even start it. Don't even tell me you don't have a truck.

But if you have a flag and it's not in your fucking truck. Look, if you don't have a truck, just get in a flag and fly like Aladdin's magic carpet. I got one buddy he drives a flag with a truck behind it. Oh, yeah. Look, living in America is a contest to see who could get the biggest flag. That's right! Either you're playing or you're German.

So, he's created this posse of all loyal Americans for the purpose of arresting on the charges of vagrancy, treason, and of being disturbers of the peace of Cochise County, all those strange men who have congregating, here for the purpose of harassing and intimidating all men who desire to pursue their daily toil. This is no labor trouble, we are sure

of that, but a direct attempt to embarrass and injure the government of the United States. It's so, fuck, it's just, they're put, like, treasons on your list. You're good. Like, if you're pushing, like, all right, there you go, you got that, but it's like,

but also, they want the government to look foolish. These Germans. The sheriff told all women and children To keep off the streets that day They'll bite you and you'll turn German And then he asked for everybody's cooperation That's just

Okay Quote I hope no resistance will be made for I desire no bloodshed That's a terrible way to start whatever you're doing Look I don't want to kill people. But obviously that's very on the table. We're dealing with the zombie

Germans. They know not what they do. However, I am determined if resistance is made, it shall be quickly and effectively overcome. So he is it kind of does want the bloodshed. Yeah, kind of want bloodshed. It's like your

plan B. Yeah. If you do leave your house, I'll kill you. So, stay inside. The proclamation was put up all over town poles, fences, and walls, and at 4 a.m., before many had the chance to read the proclimate, because they're still in bed. Yeah, they're like walking this, what the fuck are you doing? I'm walking to work.

No! Yeah. We've got to do bloodshed. Several hundred... Your husband's dead. He was walking. He was German, probably. Several hundred armed men on foot and horseback

got gathered at a signed spot. in alleyways behind fences and in dark places which is where you do it imagine getting assigned to dark place I'll do the fence all right Hank

you'll go to the dark place so you just go right down that alley where the shadow is and you'll stand to there a lot did you bring a sandwich do you mean emotionally no no no no no

Jesus Christ okay because I can really do that no that's why we're putting you back there I think about my dad stop talking about your dad the person who killed him Are you capable of bloodshed today if we need it? I don't know.

I just started thinking about it. How the fuck does a guy watch his dad die on the streets and not turn out to be Batman but is groveling about going into a dark... Shut up. Shut up. God damn it. We're fighting pretend Germans.

Oh, God damn it. All right, look, fine. You'll do a fence. Yes, yes. You'll do a fence. Yeah, I can't wait to hide mine a fence. Wait. Fuck you.

Fucking German. All right. All right, look. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm the fencer. Hey, hey, hey. Fucking animals. Hey, hey, are you going to be able to handle today? Are you sure because... It's a roller coaster! Yeah, but it's just, look, get your fucking head in the game.

Okay? Yeah, just, it's easy, it's easy. I went to a really dark place there. Yeah, that's where I assigned you originally. No, I may. I meant the other Fucked up, thinking of my dad again. I think we got it.

The first bloodshed might have to come from Hank. So they wore white armbands. Cool. So you can tell each other. Always cool. Yeah, yeah. Oh, cool. You suck too.

Hey, you're also a piece of shit. Hey, how are you? Hey, what's up? Their instructions were to pick up and arrest every quote, suspicious. suspicious-looking individual. You know what's great about the plan, and I know they didn't do this,

but literally, if at any point they'd just been like, hey, we should also wear white armbands. Their plan would have been completely fucking ruined. They'd be like, what the fuck? Sir, everyone's wearing white armbands. Oh, fuck. We'll kill each other.

Germans. Fuck. Shoot your friend. Kill. So they already had a list of people that the mining companies had given them. Cool.

Not just strikers, but, like storekeepers and contractors, and anyone who's sympathetic to the strikers. Okay, sure. So even Ex-Gameter Hunt is on the list, but he wasn't actually there that day. Okay. By 6.30 a.m., there were 2,000 deputized vigilantes.

Jesus Christ. That's a lot. Yeah, that is. It doesn't sound like a lot until you're walking the streets, and you're like, that's a lot of vigilantes. It's like beat it out here. I mean, to me, like 12 is a lot. 12's plenty.

Yeah. It's like the Guardian Angels who are like, oh, boy. Oh. those fucking guys I'll tell you, you'll find if you go on Twitter and talk shit about the Guardian there's a lot of people like

dude I hear you but they're okay buddy when my grandpa cosplays with a beret nobody nobody with a beret should be listened to I know just

just ever you're like you're out the fuck out of here especially in New York and then they're in subway right after like let me get a foot long Hey Guardian Angels

Have your order before you get up to the counter What is spicy Italian? Is that salami? Is it Genoa? No, it's you. Oh, Christ, the fuck? This isn't a subway at all. So they raided homes, they seized men on the street

and they took guys as they were eating in restaurants and they were shopping in stores. each guy they asked if he was willing to work and if he said no, he was taken. Wow. What if they said, yeah? I guess they go to work. Sure.

You really to work? Yeah, all right. Fuck! Hold on, we're going to figure out a job. This guy wants to work. So that was the people who are not on the list that they do that too. If your name's on the list,

They didn't ask anything. They just grabbed you. Okay. A man was eating breakfast when two vigilantes pushed through his front door guns out. Jesus Christ. And they asked if he sympathized with the strikers, and he said, yes, and he was taken away.

What the fuck? He's like, yeah, yeah. Eating waffles? What? You're coming with us. Another guy didn't wake up from the knocks on his door, and so four-armed men kicked in the door and yanked him out of bed.

Holy fuck. His wife begged them to let him. him dress, but they dragged him outside in his nightgown. Well, I mean, look. That was what people wore. I was just saying, there's a reason why we stopped and it's events like this.

Come on. I'm bringing it back. I'm coming back with nightgowns. Yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm fucking back in. And sleeping caps. I don't go, fuck you.

Sleeping caps are back. It's the dumbest thing ever. I'm sleeping like curly from the three stooges. I'm going to bed, where's my hat? I'm going to bed with a nightcap, a nightgown, and I'm holding a candle as I do it. Oh, Christ. Are you going to shit in a chamber pot?

Yeah, I am. Yeah, I'm crapping in a chamber pot. I'm fucking doing it. Who does the sexy whistle at them? Hey. Yeah, they know it's hot. Boy, I'm just picturing red- I'm wearing light blue too

So if a little light hits me You might see a thing or two Oh, you mean Yeah You made it see through Yeah, yeah You can see the silhouette of the Exactly

The junk, as you were Yeah, yeah Yeah, I'll hold the candle near it You'll see don't Yeah Now when you're shooting in the chamber pot Does it hang inside or outside? I put it over my head like a ghost

There's a ghost shitting in your room. No, honey! Boom. I'm making boom. Oh, I gotta do it. I'm going nightkill. Yeah. I mean, I would...

Yeah, you have to. I have to. You gotta make a video every night when you go to bed. Every night? Yes. It's Reynolds signing off. I'm assuming you're sashet. Of course I am.

You sashet over. to your bed. And I, like, make 30 TikToks and it gets no likes, and I'm like, I'm fucking pathetic. What the fuck am I doing? This is fucking crazy. Looking at nightgowns online. Put it in the cart.

This is later. A union marshal who was... Sorry, a U.S. Marshal who was there, quote, was not made against the IWWs alone, but against every man who has ever been known to give voice to his opinions openly. Well, that's good.

Yeah. That's good. I thought they were just great. That's good. It's everybody who has a thought. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Man who do not belong to any organization

were picked up as well as members of the AFL. So I love that the guys who... The guys who had left the union and now hated this union... And wanted to be deputized. We're also getting picked up. We're now, they're like, you too. You're coming with us. Like, wait, what the fuck?

No. Yeah. I fucking hate... Oh, God damn it. Shut the fuck up. Will you work? Yeah. All right.

Come to my house. What? Yeah, I got some furniture I can't put together. Hold on. Are you the nightgown chamber pot guy? Yeah. Yeah, I'm building myself a big bunk bed. Oh, Christ.

What does that even mean? I said something flippantly, and here we are. Now I'm crapping in a bucket, and I don't have any lights. I wear a fucking hat to bed. Fucking nuts. Grocery store owners were arrested, quote, Vigilantes took over stores, sold their goods, and fought with each other over the sharing of the remaining inventory.

Wow. I mean, I only like that from, the, like, as a customer, do you walk in, you're like, I can completely shoplift today. Yeah. It's like the first year of the electronic checkout where you're like, all right, you fucking idiots. Here we go. I wouldn't say first year. I would say last week

with me also, but... You know, wrap it up. They're watching. Target was the only store that sold it, so what are you going to do? Fuck you, Target. I agree. Not broke Target. They're figuring it out,

I'm saying. I can't figure out. about me. The idea that there's a chance I might see your name on an arrest list for Target is awesome. And then to know what you stole, it'd be great.

Seltzer. Like candles, ping pong balls. I'm like, this is pathetic. Is he okay? I didn't know he liked Mike's hard lemonade. They were also just picking up people at random. So really, yeah. Yeah, everybody.

Yeah, they were anti-discrimination. Yeah. So Thomas English was a union member. Okay. So me English, all right. Thomas English? Thomas English, yeah, go on. At 7 a.m., someone...

What happened? He fucking flipped you off, so I told him to go, fuck himself. I got your back, babe. No, you don't. Yeah, I do, babe. I don't trust nightgown guys. I'll tell you what, if you were a nightgown and a nightcap, you and I could share a room finally.

Think of the hijinks. It's going to be hilarious. We'll find trap doors in our room. What? Yes. Black and white. What are you talking about? We're going to be silent film stars.

We're not. So Thomas English. is in his house, and at 7 a.m., someone knocks on his door, and he says, come in, and three men enter and ask him if he is working. And he said, no. Interesting. So they seized him, but would not say why. They also grabbed his border, James Brew, who was an ex-miner.

Orson McCray of the Citizens Protective League and Mine Shift Boss and three others went to his room. How many people were in this place? There's 17,000. In this boarding house, yeah, 17,000. Okay, wow. So these three guys go to James Brewer's room and order him outside, and so Brue just shot through the door.

Do you have a picture of Jim Brewer next? I couldn't find it, but this, we finally have a hero. And he killed Orson McCray. Oh, shit. All right, nice, I don't know. He has, like, a statue or something in Bisbee. They were like, there's our hero. not the McRae does, not the James Brue, the good guy.

So the other three men then shot and killed Brough, so he's dead. By 7.30am, a large group of men were lined up under armed guard in the plaza, and the sun is now already really hot because you guys fucking live here, which is the craziest thing you all. Just imagine living in a desert during dystopia times. What have you done? go to somewhere hot and wet and you live underground

it's dystopian did you guys not know this is dystopian yes it's very dystopian Vegas exists so they can go there and be like yuck it's the Vegas people who they're like they're like

eh fuck you they're like have you been to Dubai Vegas, do you guys, you guys don't have people underground like they do in Vegas, do you, do underground people live here too? The fuck are you? Do you not know about the underground people? The fuck, dude, I just start running a nightgown. What is happening?

There's thousands of people living underground in Vegas. What? They live in the storm tunnels. Oh, because of Elon made the underground city. I love that he built tunnels and he put in a stoplight under there. Whoa, what a great thing you've made here. What an advancement. Some guy just sitting.

It's literally like there's rides at Disney that are better than that. He's like, the future is so close and we're going to be there. Did you see him? We're going to be at Mars in 2026? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Holy fuck. Next year, we're going to be in March. So he said today, he's not a kid of me. It's so good. So 7.30 a. A.m., a large group of men are lined up under Arm Guard, and the plaza, the sun is already

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with the tub are like, oh my God. That was a lot of water. I told you we should have done cups. Just get one big troth. All right, piggies. A tub. So in rows of 10, the men are marched two miles to Warren Ballpark.

Hey, you guys want to see a game? Wait, where is it? So they're being marched at a business to a ballpark that is... Oh, to a ballpark. Some reason two miles away. Sure. You don't play baseball in this fucking town. Yeah.

Okay. So Sheriff Wheeler rode alongside in an open Ford car, which was owned and driven by Father Manden, a Catholic priest. Nice Father Mandan But just the priests are on the side of the assholes It's just always amazing to me Although, yeah

What am I saying? The child molester, so Oh, that's not true Allegedly Yeah What a broad stroke I've done I've done it Half

So half a priest Right? No Yeah So that's the pessimistic way of looking at The optimist says the church is half full with non-molusters. That's something to be proud of. So the father is driving alongside with the sheriff in the car,

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So there's about 2,000 guys There's three women In the ballpark stockade They were told that they cut all IWW ties And went back to worse They would be released Jesus Christ

I mean They're the literal Okay, what the fuck They're held there for hours And hundreds of men do recant And are allowed to leave And go back to work the women were also let go

because the vigilantes were told they'd sue Phelps Dodge for mistreatment no oh shit well I did not see that coming it's fucking crazy I didn't know they were to that what are they so mad about they're just in a pen

it was a big deal they're in a hot pen men who were known associates with the labor movement could not recant and hundreds refused to go anyway They responded to the vigilantes. Who gave him a kickball? They turned to get on.

They're at fun. Look at these guys. They responded to the vigilantes asking if they wanted to recant with cat calls, hoots, jeer, swearing, and songs. Obviously. The catcalling's great.

Yeah. You look pretty, Jimmy. What? Recant. Oh, really? You want me to recant over here? How you doing, sweet ass? Stop it.

I like your jeans, Jimbo. Recant. Take off your belt, kid. Jesus Christ. Singing's great. If I'm there... If I'm there, I'm just a swearing guy. I'm singing. I'm doing my own songs. You're singing, and I'm over there going, fuck, fuck, fuck.

There was a boy we all new named a little shame rock. Fuck! He was the boy, he worked right around the clock. Shit, tit, piss! What a lad he was And what a tongue on the boy Bullseck fuck ass When people

Ask him what he were up to He just say I'm coy I like that one Fuck shit you At 11 a.m., 23 cattle train boxcars arrived, and they were forced on board. I mean, what the, I'm not trying to be rude, but they were, they were like, the ones who were like, you're the Germans. Yes, yeah, they were like, you guys are the Germans. You've got German tendencies.

Hold on, I know you brought up Germans, but you know what the German. That's it. Get the train. Yeah, so they put them on trains. There are so many, I mean... We're not the Javits! You are! There are so many people. It looks like Coachella.

Shocking. Most boxcars had, quote, over three inches of manure on the floors. Fucking Christ. What the fuck? Oh, man. That's a lot of shit. Yeah.

10 miles east of Douglas, the train stopped, and water barrels were put on the cars. About 200 armed men watched the train, quote, while machine guns on two knolls guarded the station. What in the fuck did they think was going to happen? What are they doing with the water? They're putting it on the train, so the guys actually, because they were like, oh, these guys are going to die. Okay, so there is, but then they just have machine guns trained at them. Yeah.

Just to be like, drink the water. Yeah, drink the fucking water. Shut the fuck up. Hey, nightgown, pour it on the front of your gown. That a boy. Look at you. Look at how hard his nipples are, Hank.

Last time I wear this to bed. You know, before this, wearing a night dress made a little more sense to me. Wait, did you say night dress? That's right. I mean, night like night gown's better. It's a little better.

It's a gown. A gown. I'm going to an event. this is my nightgown I'm putting it on my night skirt A nightgown is the crazy Oh fuck So the train then leads for Columbus

New Mexico 173 miles east of Bisbee And they had to stand for the whole time in these packed airless cars in the July heat Which is fine It's not that bad in July No, here, it's quite moderate in that time of you're here, here.

Especially if you're standing on poop. Yes. You're going to be fine. The water barrels were quickly drunk by all the thirsty men, quote, they stood in cow manure over their shoe tops, while weaker prisoners were allowed to sit in the filth.

You guys enjoy the water. I'm going to eat this ground chocolate. Tommy. Huh? It's not bad. What? I don't know if I'm delirious or what, but I'm loving the floor. After Columbus, the train went to Armanus, New Mexico, arriving at 3 a.m. on July 13th. They'd been without water and food at this point for 12 hours.

Fuck. They were kept there for two days. What the fuck is the plan? In the box cars, while guards stood on top with guns, and they would occasionally shoot to intimidate them. What is the plan? What the plan? Get them out of town. But this, they're out of town.

I fuck them. Okay. Keep the train going. Just never stops moving. Keep taking of places. You boys want to get out and walk around? It's turning into a bit of a cruise. You guys like papaya?

Come on. This guy's got the best papaya. Known Bisbee labor attorney, William Clary, put out a statement describing the events. Dodge felt a fit. This is, uh, okay. So he's the only guy that has put out any news to anybody, that lawyer. Okay.

Dodge felt officials had been censoring AP dispatches from Bisbee. Quote, they read every dispatch and decided what could or could not be sent out by Western Union. Wow. So it's basically kidnapping a massive scale. Yeah, it's even beyond that. Yeah. When Cleary sent out his statement, the country finally learned would have been going on. The New York Times

quote, Arizona ships 1,100 IWWs out in cattle cars. See, even that headline. Classic Times. Yeah, it could use, like, a lot more information in the headline if you really wanted to get people. Strikers

go on tour of country. The Times also called the Wobbly's Vagrants and did not mention that AFL members' grocery store and restaurant owners were also deported. They love that shit. They love that shit. They've just got term buckets where they're like, are we pro or anti this?

Oh, okay. Then they're rescuers. The Times did publish part of Cleary's statement, which said that they were asking for $6 a day and that copper was selling at 14 to 15 cents a pound and the miners had been very peaceful during the strike. Right. So minors have been living in BISB for years

and they had wives and kids and families and like... Regular people, you mean? Yeah. Interesting. Some were military reserves and they bought liberty bonds for the war

and now they're being called traitors. Yep. The Beber Daily Review. The Beber Daily Review? It's actually, yes. It's his family. Fucking crazy.

Is it? No. Wanted it so bad. Yeah. Yep. The Beber Daily the review was thrilled, quote, no longer does a blot remain on

the as, I don't know what that word is, Abisby. Ah, nope, I'm not trying that, because you guys are me. Try it again. We believe in you. Reading rainbow. We believe in you, Dave.

We believe in you. It's a scocha. A scocha. Whatever, I don't give a shit anymore. Reading Rainbow Don't swear on the show What is a Scutcheon mean? Reading Rainbow

Anybody What is it called? A Scutchen she says? A scutcha? He says what? A shield. A shield? Just say shield.

What the fuck? We're Americans. Oh, now you're pro-American. Yeah, baby. Set the trains on fire! What the fuck? What are you talking about? Wobulism

Wobbleism has passed with the labyrinth of things discarded as a coat is shaken from the back as a boil is lanced and cleansed of its contents Wow Without president in this or any other country Or any other age was the occurrence of yesterday

It marked a golden date on the calendar A date when the law-abiding people of the community drove from their midst of the wobbly Wow So Yeah boy Bieber's parents were not cool Fucked up

Grandparents Most papers around the country Agreed with that or That's fucking crazy No, it's not really I mean it's not but it's also fucking crazy Yeah No

Co-siders They made fun of the vigilantes For taking it too far though They'd be like Well you guys The train was a little bit much I mean water Really

And make him stand in shit Good Lord But kidnap and just send around, yeah. The New York Times said the sheriff went too far and was dangerous for making his own law, but also Sheriff Wheeler was, quote, on the right track when he instructed his deputies

to arrest the wobbly men on charges of vagrancy. Imprisonment was not the answer. Imprisonment was the answer, not deportation. You got to love how much, like, the traditionalists in this country, like, we were founded upon these rights, inalienable, and they're like,

but also, yeah, they should just go to jail, right, We don't need to know what they did. They don't need to have had a crime. You can throw them out in the middle of the night while they're eating waffles or even in a nightgown like this little weirdo over here. I didn't know. For further shows, any show after this,

you should have to wear a nightgown. Not going to be a problem. It'll be awesome. If I just On social media people are like Is he wearing that only now? Hello Walking around like the Dalai Lama

How are you? Hello! I'm a sheetman. So the men have been deported from drone to needles We're allowed to return But the BISB guys, it's permanent. They're not going to...

That's it. On July 4th, the Daily Review reported that at Armanus the men were threatened with death and bodily harm if they ever returned to Bisbee. Happy Independence Day, everybody. Quote, they will not be allowed to come back.

We have been slow to act, but once started, it is a finished fight. The serious business of this district is the mining of copper ore, not the building of night schools, of anarchism, or idling on the streets, or

picketing public places and private works. It's just so fucking creepy. Someone hit that guy. Night schools for anarchy. What do you want to learn at night? Fucking animals! Night schools. The Armada Sheriff

wired the New Mexico governor warning, quote, serious trouble is threatened. Yeah, because you just took... Yeah, what the fuck you... 1,200 dudes. I just hit a wasp's nest with a stick. The governor said the wobbly should be treated humanely, but not allowed to cause trouble.

He told the sheriff to feed them after learning that they were facing starvation. Yeah, yeah. Hold on, I'm telling us. So you think we got to feed them? Yeah. Well, we did put them in box cars with tons of poop. Well.

And then we had them all put their pants in a pile and they swapped pants. And then we had played a game where we tried to guess whose pants was whose pants. the only guy we knew was the one poor fellow had to throw a nightgown in the pile that's a little bit It was very obvious

That's the guy who sings, right? Yeah, yeah, he was sitting there naked while he was trying to find some pants That one got sad, honestly But maybe get him a burger or something Yeah, they can't eat the poop We thought they could, but they can't eat poop Okay, that's a bummer

All right, well I'm just having so much fun here Yeah, it is pretty fun Yeah, it's a hell of a time Never good thing You gotta come to an end, I guess I love you What?

Huh? I think about it. What do we doing? What the fuck just happened? He also wired D.C. and told President Wilson to take charge. Hmm. Hey.

Now, AF President, AFL President Gompers So, Advil, President Gobbers got so many letters complaining of government inaction that he told President Wilson government agencies were ignoring them or being hostile. And Wilson told the Secretary of War to investigate

and also Governor Campbell that he was worried about people taking the law under their own hands. And then the governor just asked Sheriff Wheeler why the deportations happened. Quote, I can protect law-abiding and peaceful citizens, but I cannot guarantee

the technical rights of lawbreakers and criminals, I would not endanger the lives of loyal American citizens in attempting to protect the wobblies. Wow. I mean, we are so far gone. Yeah. Wilson had the military escort the

deportees from Armanus to Columbus and put them up in a tent colony that was made for Mexican refugees during border raids. Oh my God. We'll get rid of those. A reporter, quote, when the unshaved and unwashed

crowd marched up to the refugee camp this afternoon, they presented the strangest sight. Many were without hats. Well, now I'm against them. Rules or rules. Disgusting. And they wore soiled handkerchiefs on their head

to keep off the hot sun. They're fucking dying. Boy, they look pretty unpersexual. for a few guys who have been living in trains for five days. Others limp from blistered feet while old men and the physically unfit had difficulty in marching the mile

to the camp from the railroad. They obey orders without comment and seem to have accepted their fate. What the fuck? Awesome. How many... Oh, fuck. We're all going back to camps. That is what is... The amount of times of this country where

it's like, we are the free place. We also have camps. So there's camps if you're not doing what we say. We got camps. We got camps. New York Times reporters said men were hopeful that they wouldn't be there long and thought the president would order them,

would order they could go home. Of course. I mean, but of course, you'd be like, this is fucking nuts. Yeah. This can't keep going. Yeah. Day nine.

Quote, there's no information in camp upon which to base this supposition. Yeah, because they thought, thought, this is crazy. They were like, it's unfathomable. They were like, it can't be. Ex-Governor Hunt investigated and reported that the deportees organized their own police force and elected an executive

committee to represent them. Quote, they are wholly unable to comprehend why their strikes should be associated with the war, or held by anyone to be an act of unfaithfulness to the government in its emergency. Classic German reaction. What did we do? But we would just be in cutie pies. whoopsie poopsie

who made a whoopsie collectively they have suffered a great wrong and most sacred principles of human liberty upon which our government has founded have been shockingly violated America a bunch more on September 17th

1917 when their rations were cut to half the last deportees left the camp but now how many days is that September 17 I mean, it's been a long fucking time. Like what? So July 12th. So they've been there for...

Holy fuck. That's a while. How long? Well... July, August, September. It's two months. It's fucking crazy. Two months. That's all. You're just two months.

That's fucking nuts. It's a vacation. Like, they were just literally like, don't worry. They're going to come get us. I know it's day 40. But this is fucking crazy. crazy. At some point.

And then they're like, well, let's cut their food nap. They're not going anywhere. Fuck. I'll tell you what. I'm never wearing a nightgown again. Because it's the worst outfit to take anywhere. It's a bed ensemble. I mean, it is a big hanky, which is coming handy.

Only a few were allowed to return to BISB and only because their mining skills were badly needed. Wow, that is fucking crazy. The companies created a passport system between BISB and other towns. A BISB passport? Are you coming to BISB for a business or pleasure? What do you think?

Are you out of your goddamn mind? Quote, they hold court in the Copper Queen dispensary where men are examined as to their right to stay in town and all the crossroads are lined with Cossacks who examine everyone going or coming from town. Wow. We should give a shout out to the Copper Queen dispensary who's a sponsor.

I don't know if you guys do CBD. Dave and I love the stuff. You just take one of these little packets. You put in your water. You're going to sleep like a goddamn baby. in a night game. Go ahead. They would hold a kangaroo court and anyone heading to Bisby

was stopped outside the city and taken before the court, which ruled whether or not they could stay. Leave voluntarily or go to jail. What the fuck? What the fuck? Well, they fucked up. They went on strike. What do you want? I want more money.

Bisbee. Jesus Christ. It's not like going to Sandy yet. This is Bisbee. Bisbee. Bizby's like, well, how long are you going to be stayed? Isn't that where Stanhope lives? Bisby? Yeah, it is where Stanhope lives.

Yeah, that's fucking that right. It actually finally makes sense. Passports were issued by the Douglas Chamber of Commerce and Mines. You had to carry a passport at all times. Hundreds of men went through the sheriff's court. Quote, trials were secret, and a verdict of deportation was promptly and forcibly executed by deputy sheriffs. At the same time, the sheriff established guards at all entrances to the district

who examined every person attempting to enter to exclude the camp from any stray wobbly that might drift in. A stray wobbly. Fuck, yeah, that's terrifying. It just sounds like a terrifying. Yeah, okay. It didn't matter how long they were away

or if they had families in town, they were not allowed to enter. They were immediately arrested for vagrancy, brought before the court, and encouraged to leave town or put in jail. Fucking A. Now, so, As Amber, he refuses to leave after coming from the Columbus camp.

And he gets put in jail for three months, and they threaten to lynch him if he doesn't leave. Wow. So they, all these guys who have been deported plead to President Wilson, and he sends a five-man commission out, and they hear testimony for five days in November. And they severely criticize those responsible for the deportation. It had been decided at a meeting on July 11th of my managers that this is what they do. Managers. Managers.

There's no justification, quote, the deportation was wholly illegal and without authority in law, either state or federal. Okay. There you go. Yeah, well, I mean, there I go, kind of.

What the fuck took so long? You know, we looked into it and we crunched the numbers. And you can't do that. You're not allowed to do that. Who knew you couldn't just take half a town and put it on a train? You can't take a town,

train them to another place and just keep them there for two months. And now that we know, we feel awful. We lost our heads back there. All actions had to cease, and that those who took part would be prosecuted by the state,

and Congress should pass a law making a crime, so it didn't happen again. Look, Congress is going to pass a law saying you can't put everybody on a train. Haven't we? Don't we already... No, nobody knew. Isn't that already insinuated? How are you supposed to know you can't do that?

Now we know we're not going to do it again. We didn't realize you weren't allowed to do that. Nobody told us. I'm sorry. Good Lord. Knowing what we know now, that is a bit ridiculous. The Department of Justice opened an investigation and on May 15, 1918, 21 mining officials were arrested for conspiracy to injure, oppress,

threaten, and intimidate U.S. citizens. By the way, treason is not on that list Interesting Sheriff Wheeler was fighting in France So he was not arrested He was what? He was fighting, he was in the war

Okay It's fighting in France More Germans Everyone's a German but me The defense said no federal laws Have been violated Oh, I agree with that Well, so did the court

Fuck me what the fuck the Justice Department then appealed and in late 1920 Supreme Court United States ruled that it was a state matter

Oh, what the fuck? You gotta love government and courts in this country all this hubbub for all this the United States of amendment they were like

well you decide we don't know we're little so obviously there was no prosecution there were civil seats filed over six million in civil suits. So the first guy to come up was

Harry Wooten, who was a minor, and he was tried, and he, sorry, he was a Feltz Dodge employee against the minors. He was called the Loyalty Leagueer. So he was in a different group, I didn't bring up, the loyalty leak. Sure.

And so they tried him, and he was acquitted. And then the jurors agreed the deportation quote had been a good thing. to be in that room when they were deliberating it's great so we all agree that was pretty awesome what they did and everyone's cool with that

all right we're ready to go other civil suit plaintiffs were then dropped a few settlements were reached out of court married men with a kid got $1,200 $1,200 married men

without kids got a thousand single men got five hundred fuck yeah you can buy like a wagon $1,200 not gown money The President's Commission got agreements for management and the union not to interfere in the war effort by interrupting copper production

Nothing about increase in agency It's so funny that the reason to stop what you're doing is for war. It's the most American shit ever Look, don't put our citizens in camp because we're actually fighting a war, so we need the copper. Could you chill? Could you just chill? So it guaranteed no wobbly could take a militant stand

by including the provision that, quote, no employment should be made available for IWW members or for other persons who had been guilty of disloyal utterances against the U.S. The President Moyer, the AFL guy, hailed the agreement and threatened to cancel the charter of any local that turned it down. the mighty companies rehired all that went on strike except the ones in a union

union power decreased in Arizona and we continue... Why do you think that was? I don't know. That would continue until the new deal when the major copper companies or at last organized the brisbee deportations

ended up creating a horrible precedent for the U.S. democracy especially for Mexican workers. It led to the rationalization for removal and it helped deportation become accepted as necessary to get rid of an unwanted population. It became...

I mean... It always is so fucking hysterical that that is something that the white governments are like, we do that, we were here first. If you trace it back a little bit further, you might be on a train. I'll be the Jeff Foxworthy

of you might be on a train then you just might be on a train. Then you just might be on a train. So it becomes a 201 workers and owners were at odds, and then mass deportations of Mexicans happened during the 1930s. And then, yeah, that's it. And then nothing else, really.

And now it's fine. We fix. it. I hope there's a... I hope someone brought their right winger friend. Ah! No!

Fuck. It's fine. Tell you what. It's hard to take my faith in this country away, but... Somehow you've done it. Oh, that's so fucked. That's just, it is.

It's the never-changing kaleidoscope of bullshit that we just keep getting fed, where you're just like, ah, gosh, thank God that's over. Never over. We're just, it's just, it's all, everything's a cicada. It just has a minute where you don't hear about it, and then you're like, it's all right, we're doing what? and they're like oh we did that like 50 other times

you just weren't here he was reading about it but you were in a nightgown it's fine everything's fine oh fuck I that's the worst that's the worst picture of us that's nice

this this You're right. You are right. Not clapping. You could have just... You could have just given them the money. Just like we could just take away

Elon's money and Bill Gates' money. We can just take all their money and then they're... And then, what, 40 guys are fucked and we're all living good? Yeah. I mean, that's really what it is. No, it is the... Take away their fucking money.

I don't give a shit. It is the idea. No, I mean, literally take... No talks... I mean, literally take away their money and leave them in barrels on the street. How fucking... Imagine just how much better society would be

if you just had Bezos, Musk, all these... Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg. All of all of... Like, just ten of them. On a train.

And a pile of horse shit. Just firing a gun every 10 minutes. And then making them, and then making them, like, to share handfuls of water. And you know who's in the night down on that train. Me. You guys, I live here. Doing a little dance in the corner. Hey, aren't you the Facebook guy?

Everything's got seeds. Well, I think it is crazy. We'll get the fuck out of here, but it is crazy that the solution is always to deport or vilify or blame, and truly, if we just deported that one piece of fucking shit. What a move. How great would that be? You could win a lot on deport Musk.

Oh, yeah. You could go far if you were just like, if you just stuck in there, everything they threw at you, they're like, my opponent's not going to deport Elon Musk. I am going to do that. I'm going to get him the fuck out of here.

He is going to Mars in 2026. It's happening. In pieces. In pieces. We're going to chuck him out. Today we send his stomach. Thank you guys so much.

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