The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi - #234 Malaysian Cancel Culture with Dr. Jason Leong
Episode Date: October 1, 2024Dr. Jason Leong shares the downsides of joking about religion in Malaysia, what to do if your podcast co-host shoots you, different cultures' opinion on imitating accents, and we debate if doctors are... heroes. You can watch full video of this episode HERE! Join the Patreon free for 7 days for ad-free episodes, exclusive content, and MORE. Follow Jason on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, & X See Jason in a city near you! https://shows.jasonleong.my/ Follow The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi on Instagram Follow Gianmarco Soresi on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, & YouTube Subscribe to Gianmarco Soresi's email & texting lists Check out Gianmarco Soresi's bi-monthly show in NYC Get tickets to see Gianmarco Soresi in a city near you Watch Gianmarco Soresi's special "Shelf Life" on Amazon Follow Russell Daniels on Twitter & Instagram E-mail the show at TheDownsideWGS@gmail.com Produced by Paige Asachika & Gianmarco Soresi Video edited by Dave Columbo Technical production by Chris Mueller Special Thanks Tovah Silbermann Original music by Douglas Goodhart Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to The Downside.
My name is DeMarcus Serezi.
Our guest noticed a little horse.
You're a little horse.
Not too bad.
Oh!
There it was.
Were you partying?
Was I partying?
Have I ever partied in my life?
I did 11 shows.
Oh, okay.
11 sold out shows in Toronto at the comedy bar.
And I'm fucking, I'm fucking fried. Yeah. Destroyed. I did
a podcast taping with Laura Ramosa in Toronto. Phenomenal comedian. Uh, uh, and uh, yeah,
I'm a mess. Yeah. When'd you get back this morning? I just got back. I got my beer trimmed
cause we're filming this and then i i
this is the the least i have less notes i'm only 20 minutes through your second netflix special
jason it's uh so forgive me if i don't if i can't quote all the jokes
but but i i i haven't seen you in forever it feels like a long time but i looked it up it's
actually not that long it was only like two weeks.
There was one time.
So Russell's a man.
Yes.
And I just want-
Russell's a man?
Once Russell called me, like he's not a phone guy.
Like you feel as you talk to him, you're like, hey, so the doctor said it's not looking good for my dad.
And you can hear him in his answers how he's like, oh, okay.
All right.
Well, yeah.
So give me an update.
That's not fair.
Like you just feel.
See, that's not fair because I think you called me the other day and I felt like you were doing that.
You called me and I felt like you were the one being like.
Once in a while.
And I was like, oh, okay.
Well, that's quick.
But you can feel Russell's like he's like, he once called me and he said,
hey, I just wanted to call to tell you something.
And I was like, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I remember that.
That's generally the whole premise of friendships, relationships,
phone calls, communication.
Yeah.
But for you, it was so foreign.
It was.
You had to preface it. It was, hey, I just wanted to. Well, I think some people, people, you calls, communication. Yeah. But for you, it was so foreign. It was. You had to preface it.
It was, hey, I just wanted to.
Well, I think some people, people, you know, different, you like the phone.
And I think a lot of people don't like it these days.
I'm normal about the phone.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm that unnormal.
My friend Chris, our real friend Chris, he's an hour.
He's on the phone with everyone.
And we start talking.
And I, you know, I need to put more time on my friendship.
So he always talks.
And I go, just do it.
And I start doing chores.
But I don't know how he gets anything done.
Because I'm like, when I talk to him too, it's great.
And it goes on for a long time.
But I wonder, I'm like, if he's doing this with me,
how many people he's doing a day like this?
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
It would be interesting to see his phone records.
How are you like on the phone?
What about video calls?
How are you guys?
Okay.
I hate.
Yes.
I fucking hate video calls.
I hate video calls.
Yeah.
That's how I know.
Because you can't do other things.
And also that's how I know you have no children.
Because when you have a kid, you must have that video call with your kid.
Because when you're away touring, whatever, it's the only way you can get your kid to recognize,
oh, this is your parent.
And, you know, so they don't forget you.
Oh, yeah.
When are you video calling when they're at school?
No, no.
Oh, because you're traveling.
Traveling, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That was the first thing you got that we have no children?
It wasn't the fact that we look like we can barely take care of ourselves?
This is the downside. This is The Downside.
You're listening to The Downside.
I think listeners at home will realize we played on the big speakers and not on our headphones.
That was slick.
That was so slick. This is The Downside and that's it slick that was so slick
oh my god
this is the downside
and that's it
that is so cool
I gotta learn that
I gotta learn that
when I do my own podcast
that was so slick
now
do you
do people
you go
hey I'm a doctor
say doctor
should I introduce you
as Dr. Jason Leong
no I stopped doing that
a long time ago
no
when I'm on stage
I guess
the Dr. Jason Leong
is like a stage name now.
It's become a stage name.
But I'm not one of those people who like,
oh, excuse me, it's Dr. Jason.
It's very icky.
So just call me Jason.
Do you still have a license to practice medicine?
No, that was suspended long.
No, not suspended.
It just lapsed a long time ago
because you have to keep practicing to keep the license
so i quit medicine 10 years ago okay so right now if one of us had like a medical emergency
right in this room yes what is like the most advanced what would have to happen where you're
like i could maybe save their life oh okay so here's the thing you shot no gun gunshot oh yeah it's very unlikely you'll survive
a gunshot even with a doctor see he's in his leg you just go here's the thing in a leg okay fine
but here's the thing right most people don't and so sorry to start on such a macabre note but this
is the downside yeah but a lot of people don't realize this that a doc doctors are quite useless
without their equipment without
their without the hospital so like there's nothing much you can do apart from you know cpr is
important of course but cpr is not always um uh successful you know it's not it doesn't always
end up in uh in the guy magically come back to life you know can i tell you if john marco got
shot in the leg here's how i would handle it and and you tell me if this is the right thing to do.
Okay, go.
Okay, he gets shot in the leg.
I'm going to get a tourniquet.
What the fuck?
I'm going to get a tourniquet to tie above the wound.
Yes.
Tie as tight as I can.
Yes.
And then we'll stop the bleeding like this.
I think you're mixing it up with snake bite.
Okay.
Right?
Okay, so... But wait, there's a tourniquet, right? Like, you want to like. Okay. Right? Okay, so, okay.
But wait, there's a tourniquet, right?
Like, you want to, like...
Okay, let me answer it my version.
So, you get shot in the leg.
Uh-huh.
Ow!
I start pissing on it.
No, that's...
That's even better.
Jellyfish.
Okay, that's how you stop the gunshot wound.
That'll distract him.
He'll go, what are you doing?
And I'll be like, but you don't feel pain anymore now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's amazing how you can still
there's no stage fright
your friend is dying
and you're just gonna piss
oh yeah
no stage fright
no stage fright at all
no I think
with a gunshot
you don't tie a tourniquet
above the gunshot
oh
when it's bleeding out
you apply a lot of pressure
to hopefully
stop the bleeding
oh okay
yeah
and you know like in movies where you know let's say the hero gets shot and he goes to
the hospital and then they remove the bullet.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Not always the case.
You don't always have to remove the bullet because the bullet is not, it's a foreign
object, but it's not dirty because when the bullet is shot, it's so hot, it's sterile.
Right?
Does it just work its way out of your skin at some point?
No, sometimes certain cases, they leave it inside.
My grandfather, get this.
My grandfather was shot in the head and survived.
And the doctor said it was a miracle.
We knew he just had terrible aim.
Who?
But, okay.
This is true. So this is before my mom was born uh-huh my uh i don't know if my grandfather was like involved in mafia stuff he's
in real estate uh but he got shot so so someone came in someone came broke into the house maybe
just some breaking in shot my grandfather in the head. Another mafioso. Kidnapped my grandmother and put her in a trunk while she was pregnant with my uncle.
And they ultimately, my grandfather survived.
My grandma, they got her.
The baby lived.
But it's in newspapers.
It was before my mom was born.
Wait, what do you mean you don't know if your grandfather was in the mob?
He definitely was in the mob.
He is in the mob.
Do you know what I mean?
Not everyone who gets shot is in the mob.
People who get kidnapped are in the mob.
If someone is getting shot in the head and you're taking the family and you don't know, there's questions around it.
What do you think?
And they're Italian.
Sorry.
I was about to go there.
I wanted to go there, but I'm a guest here.
But he's in the mob.
He was in the mob.
You get that's going on right now in America?
Like all the high schoolers are in the mob? No, shut up. That what's going on right now in America like all the high schoolers
are in the mob
no shut up
that's a different thing
I'm sure that's a different thing
the thing you described though
is definitely a mob
like retaliation thing
based on what?
you didn't even know
how to treat a gun wound
and now you know
where the wound
has come from
you're the only one
you presented
we don't know
if he was in the mob
that's how you started
this whole thing
sure
it's in the papers
like you can google it
it's a true story
so your dad
your grandfather
was in real estate
yeah
mob
selling
must be
it must be a bad deal
right
overpriced
overpriced
okay
you knew he was Jewish too
yeah
so
I would shoot my real estate agent too yeah so I would shoot my
estate agent
so many
I would shoot him
and then piss on the
gunshot wound
yeah
well
Jason before
before we get deep
into your life
there's one thing
I wanted to
say
oh
I
sorry
I just
I just got
wait I have one more
doctor question
go for it
please you have one more
you have ten more
no my thought because you said you didn't said you don't care if people call you doctor, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you, as someone who was a real doctor, not that there's not, you know, people get their doctorates, you know.
Sure.
But sometimes people are insistent on being called doctor, and then it's like for like reading.
And you're like, do you know what I mean?
So do you have any I mean? Like,
so do you have any feelings about that as someone who's a real doctor?
You're talking about Dr.
Joe Biden.
Oh,
I wasn't.
No, I don't think she's like weird about it being a doctor.
Is it?
That was,
that was a big Republican thing where they were like,
she calls herself a doctor.
No.
Okay.
People do do that.
And I always kind of roll my eyes unless you're a medical doctor.
I'm sorry.
I do.
I guess the call me I'm sorry I do. I guess call me a
Republican. I do. But I'm
thinking very specifically of someone, a
teacher that like in my schooling
years had to be called doctor
something. And you're like when you
like got older, you're like, oh, he's a doctor
of band teacher. He's a doctor
of like, yeah, music or something. And you're like,
okay, you know, like I think
fine if you're having students call you doctor blah, blah, blah. But I think it's weirder when you're like okay you know like i think fine if you're having
students call you doctor blah blah yeah but i think it's weirder when you're like going to
their wedding and on their wedding thing it says doctor you're like you're a doctor reading shut
the fuck up like do you know what i mean like i think that's weird i think it's weird if you're
a medical doctor to go to someone's wedding and it says doctor so and so why or if you're if you're
like a stand-up comedian yeah and you just use it as like a stage name.
It would be crazy for any profession to do that.
Yeah, it's weird.
Oh, no, but I have two things.
I think the first thing is I've met people who are like,
you know, they have a PhD and they go on really high.
They're really, really smart.
And the ones who are really, really smart,
they don't care.
Exactly.
They don't care.
It's the ones who are insecure,
like a comedian who is trying to do stand-up and he has the medical degree before that that's one um so you
know when you're in the upper echelons you don't they don't really care right i i know people who
are okay if you call them by their by just their name but they're like super smart yeah um but then
also in malaysia the problem is like it's so easy to get a PhD in anything right and it's easy
wait no pause
what?
is that in Malaysia or here?
in Malaysia
I don't know but
PhD here that's a lot
I'll give you an example right
so I once heard on the radio
this woman's like
oh talking about
energy healing
okay
and she goes like
oh if it doesn't work
it's because you don't
believe in it enough
okay
and then she introduced
her name as
let's say let's call it Dr. Jessica blah blah blah and believe in it enough okay and then she introduced her name as let's say
let's call it
Dr. Jessica
blah blah blah
and I got enraged
so I googled her name
and yes
there's Dr. Jessica
not the real name
but Dr. Jessica
and she has a PhD
I kid you not
in
world peace
oh
like how would you get
so number one
how would you get a PhD
in world
peace
in something that
has never existed, one.
And then number two.
Well, she's going to teach us all how.
And then number two, if you have a PhD in world peace,
who the F, who the fuck are you to talk about energy healing?
It's not related.
But when you present yourself as Dr. Jessica talking about energy healing,
it lends you some credibility.
Unless, you know, someone deranges me, we'll go and Google her name and become upset.
Oh, doctor in world peace.
That is so funny.
Yeah.
So, well, I got to talk about it because, well, let me say we have Dr. Jason Leong on the show.
Thank you.
Hello.
Hello.
You're from Malaysia, correct?
Yes.
Real quick, Russell, tell me everything you know about
malaysia um i've never been uh okay correct what should i know ding ding ding no just anything
it's beautiful it's hot what are countries that it's right next to um you know i hate when you
do this because it's so mean do you know what he does you know what he does probably probably on
it probably why he's five minutes late yes is he's looking at a map so he can like call me out on it because he knows.
And I'm sorry, I don't Google every single person and know every single country and what it borders on.
Our geography skills are pathetic.
But hold on.
Assuming he did that.
So the follow up question is why didn't you?
I mean, why did you Google it?
My name is not in the title of the podcast okay fair enough they they covered at
least in my my american history it was uh they covered malaysia in your american no that's a
problem like it started for my my history it really felt like it started uh second grade it'd
be like you'd learn about another culture so like second grade we did japan and we learned like but then past that it was just like america america america america
then when he got into world war ii we revisited japan yeah and
japan visited us and and so we like learned a little bit about europe and then and then you
learned about china from the news but like they
never unless you chose specific history classes in high school or studied in college we did not
touch asia bear we barely touched barely barely barely touched canada we barely touched mexico
well i don't know if there's a reason that Canada doesn't come up a lot, you know, in things. Sure.
Like bigger events, you know. Yeah.
I mean, I'm sure things have happened there.
I was about to announce our live Toronto show,
but great.
So here's what I
think I know about Malaysia, and I'll be honest
in my ignorance about the things I
think I know about Malaysia.
Near China.
Not China. Not part of China okay okay great uh I I believe
that's oh this is humiliating that's where is that right now where the all the chips are being
built that are really complicated uh sort of yeah not really uh so the the the the number one chip
manufacturers is Taiwan.
And now we are aiming, we are about, we are trying to.
That's what I meant.
But we're not really there.
Yeah, really not there. And I'm hoping personally.
Also, shout out to Chris for not helping us one goddamn bit with Googling anything.
Because when John Margo does this, I would love to just be like, oh, actually, I do know and see it up there.
And technically, it's not near China because we are nearer other countries apart from China.
But OK, it's not China.
That's great for an American.
OK, OK.
Here's where Malaysia came.
I heard about more. One, I feel like whenever our country started talking about fast fashion and like where clothes were being manufactured in a way where people were not being paid properly,
it was Malaysia.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Oh, that's new.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Fuck me.
And then Malaysia Airlines.
Oh, yes.
The flight.
I watched that whole documentary about that.
MH370, yeah.
It's a tragedy.
Yeah. We still haven't found a plane and that bugs me out. oh yes the flight I watched that whole documentary about that MH370 yeah it's a tragedy yeah
we still haven't
found a plane
and that bugs me out
I just realized
that before this podcast
Jamarco and I
we have a
very tenuous
very invisible link
you and I
yeah
even before
not in comedy
not in comedy
this is interesting
at the start but then it
gets it dies down right check this out okay i believe based on my research you have done extra
work for the movie wolf of wall street all right yes i have yes okay okay so now here's this is
true right wolf of wall street was funded partially by stolen money from Malaysia.
You know the movie production,
the Red Granite films?
Yes.
So that was headed by the stepson of our former prime minister, right?
And our former prime minister orchestrated a deal
with this fugitive named Jho Low
to take Malaysian taxpayers' money
and he just siphoned it off to his cronies, including his stepson. deal with this fugitive named Jho Low to take Malaysian taxpayers money and
he just siphoned it off to like his cronies
including his stepson
and he used part of the money to fund
Wolf of Wall Street. So how much money
does Jamarco owe you?
I've done the math so
I'm a taxpayer
so my former prime minister
stole some of my money
and some of the money went to pay him.
So one, one trillionth of your extra salary
comes from my taxpayer money.
So what's $75 divided by?
One, one trillionth.
One, one trillionth.
I think technically you owe me money.
Yes, yes.
And the prime minister in question
is in jail now
for six years
my stepfather
hasn't given me shit
yeah
so that's the link
we have
did the movie
get in trouble for anything
or no
so here's the thing
so if you read the book
about the fugitive
Jolo
so Jolo was the mastermind
in all this
and the prime minister
was involved
the movie is about
Jordan Belfort right
yes
right
he's a scammer, right?
Scammer, yeah. So when this movie was launched and whatever, Jolo, the mastermind, he had like a
party to celebrate the launch of the movie and it was a lavish party. Millions were poured into the
party and they invited Jordan Belfort, right? And Jordan Belfort went to the party and he said,
this is all scam money.
Because no one, he says, no one spends his own money like this.
So a scammer could not sniff out the scam.
It's in the book called The Billion Dollar Wheel.
So that's the link we have, Gianmarco and I.
I've paid him some money.
That's incredible.
Yeah.
One trillionth of, is it really $75?
I mean, it must have been it was
non-union extra work and i worked for probably three four days and maybe maybe what no overtime
i don't think so i feel like i was paid 112 bucks a day and it was brutal it was it was the day i
was on set yeah the day the sandy hook shooting So it was an extra hard day for me.
So that's the link we have.
That's what you took away.
You took a pun from the super fucked up joke.
So, okay.
Can you tell us a brief summation of Malaysia's history?
Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah.
of Malaysia's history?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Yeah.
So Malaysia was independent from the British in 1957.
Yeah.
And then shortly after that,
so that was just a part of Malaysia,
but Malaysia was fully formed in 1963
with Singapore.
Okay.
So Singapore was part of Malaysia.
Great.
And then two years later,
we kicked Singapore out
and now they are 100 times more successful than we are.
Bad move on our part.
Why would you kick them out?
Because of, I would say, internal politics.
Like Lee Kuan Yew wanted something else for Singapore
and then the rest, like, nah, you're making too much noise.
So they kicked them out.
And then ever since then, Malaysia has just,
Malaysia has strived on its own,
but not as well as Singapore.
As an American,
the concept of being able to kick
just some parts of us out
or just leave.
I've become more of a secessionist
than I used to be.
I mean, I definitely think there's
a lot of Americans
that share your thing
and you just might not agree with them.
I think maybe I do.
As an American,
I think maybe I do.
I would love to kick out huge swaths of Americans.
Who would you like to kick out?
I'm just curious.
Okay, one state.
Pick one state.
One state?
Let me look at my touring calendar before I pick this one.
I don't know.
There's probably lovely people in every state.
It's not their fault if they have a crazy state government.
Yes.
We're just big.
The bottom line is we're too big.
And we all know this. We are big. We're too big. Right. We cannot be this big and have a crazy state government. The bottom line is we're too big and we all know this.
We're too big.
We cannot be this big and have a president.
We should not have Hawaii.
We should not have Hawaii. We should give it back.
We should give it back.
As a non-American, I think Alaska.
It's so weird.
I love both of you places.
I've never been to Alaska. I don't know if I love you.
But I
it doesn't feel that's where it's like we really I love both of you places. I've never been to Alaska. I don't know if I love you, but I, I, I,
they,
it doesn't feel,
it feels,
that's where it's like,
we really,
that's not even,
there's no comedy clubs in Alaska.
So I say,
bye bye Alaska.
It's weird,
right?
To be,
to be part of a country,
but separated by another country.
It doesn't,
it doesn't make sense to me.
Whenever I see the map,
like,
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
America's here too.
Like it's weird.
Like Puerto Rico.
They,
they don't,
they don't get to fucking like vote and the fucking shit,
but they're part of the thing. It's bad yeah it's very weird yeah yeah um okay
so you were born there yes sir and uh kind of fascinated i'm trying to go to singapore oh really
i better let my singapore history is like a friend that lives there history uh yeah yeah no i have
this idea uh-huh so i want to go i want to, I want to go to Tokyo so badly.
Nice.
And then Singapore
and then Hong Kong
if it's available.
And so what I want to do
is I want to like
start a new
social media channel
where I get my jokes dubbed over
or I get like subtitled.
Like I want to like explore
like how can I
make a version
that could like spread over there and use that to sell tickets. I make a version that could spread over there
and use that to sell tickets.
I think that would be so cool.
You just came back
from Australia, right?
You did a whole tour
in Australia.
Yeah, it's great.
So in between,
so we are in between
and Malaysia is a great
comedy scene
but you have to enter
with your American passport
because we are a bit
unfriendly towards Jews.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Really?
Why?
Because Malaysia is a secular nation we are a bit unfriendly towards Jews. Oh, really? Yeah. Really? Why? Yeah, because Malaysia
is a secular nation,
but Islam is the
official religion.
And I don't know
a fucking thing
about Malaysia, dude.
And ever since,
from the very beginning,
they've been very pro-Palestine,
whatever.
Our passport-
If they look at my Twitter,
they're like,
for your passport,
look at these last 10 tweets.
You should print out your Twitter. Look at these hate emails I got from the fish festival. Oh my Twitter. Yeah, exactly. You should print out your Twitter.
Look at these hate
emails I got from
the fish festival.
Oh my God.
Our passports
don't allow us
to go to Israel.
Oh,
interesting.
we can't go
and neither can
Israel come to
Malaysia.
Yeah.
So,
so that's that.
But Malaysia
is great,
great comedy scene.
Singapore,
Singapore has the
best comedy scene,
but Hong Kong
and Tokyo
and even Bangkok,
Indonesia, Indonesia is
is growing up
there's a huge market
for comedy
English comedy
in Indonesia
so you can
you can do all this
Southeast Asia tour
and you'll be busy
for like a month
so okay
so Malaysia
it's a pretty secular place
as it's
well in the constitution
it's secular
but as
as countries go nowadays
it's becoming increasingly, you know,
right-wing, fundamentalistic.
So the roots have taken in.
Yeah.
Is your right wing,
is it associated with anti-vaccine stuff as well?
No, it's more nationalism.
It's more nationalism.
Keep people out.
Yeah, well, that too.
We have that too.
For example, we had Rohingya refugees and they were like, no, not in my backyard. nationalism keep people out yeah well that too we have that too for example
we had Rohingya refugees
and they were like
no not in my backyard
so that's
that too
but that is not
like you know
in America
obviously the right wing
right now is very much
tied in with
anti-vaccine rhetoric
and it's not the same
no no no
when it comes to
when it comes to the vaccine
we were pretty much
let's get vaxxed
the whole country
we had an uptick
about 95% 96% so we were quite okay with that yeah pretty much let's get vaxxed the whole country we had an uptake about 95%
96%
so we were quite okay with that
yeah
he's still not vaxxed
oh god
there's so much
neither of us know about the world
I know
and that's what I've tried to figure out
when I go to these countries
like you know
I like to go somewhere
I like to say something
a little inappropriate
I know that's not
I can't do that in Hong Kong.
Yes, it depends.
Like, I think.
Wait, what happens?
I mean, like.
I mean, well, Hong Kong used to have.
Like, worst case scenario.
Let's see if I got this right.
Hong Kong used to have some degree of independence.
It was, it was England that was associated with it.
Yes.
And let go of it.
Yes.
Under the, under some rule that they had an independent government or were independent from
so it's a
one country two systems
so in 1997
the British
handed over Hong Kong
back to China
right
and at the time
China was like
hey guys relax
there's one country
two systems
meaning
we're all one country
but Hong Kong
has been a
independent port
for a long time
right
so they have their own
they have separate laws
and they have like
a degree of freedom
that is not
accorded to
in the rest of China
yeah
but over the years
of course
China has started to
assert control
over Hong Kong
so in a way
like if you meet people
in Hong Kong
and they'll say
yeah the spirit has
of Hong Kong has changed a bit
there were some
intense protests in Hong Kong against they'll say, yeah, the spirit has, Hong Kong has changed a bit. There were some intense protests
in Hong Kong
against the Chinese government
kind of overtaking things
and then it was just,
you can't fucking be,
you're not gonna win that.
The peak of it was,
I believe,
during COVID or 2019.
2019,
the peak of it,
they had 2 million people
out on the streets protesting
and that's a city
of 7 million.
So one in every three was on the streets protesting. There's a city of seven million so one in one in every three
was on the streets protesting uh there's a particular law that they try to pass so um
hong kong had a is hong kong is really vibrant i would say some people say it's like the new york
of asia uh-huh yeah but the spirit has has changed a little bit so like the person i worked with in
australia his name's i think i can say all this his name's Andy Curtin and works with a BOHM bomb.
Yeah.
It's a, it's a promoting company.
So they set up the whole tour.
Yeah.
But he used to have a club in Hong Kong.
Yes.
And he just talked about, you know, there was more freedom to, to, to speak on things.
But then once things changed, there was always pressure.
It never was like America.
Yeah.
And he said there was like one show and someone was in the back like in a suit
taking notes
and that's how
you know
he's like
oh fuck
and you know
there's probably
there's bribery
of like
you know
please don't say anything
but like
I just know
if I went to a place
I'm gonna wanna make
like some kind of edgy joke
that's the thing
yeah
that's the thing
yeah
will you get punished
or will the club
get punished
I'll get
I'll
I mean
who knows
yeah
who knows
but I know
President Trump's
not making a trade for me.
For you, no.
Recently, there was a comic in China who made a joke,
something along the lines of using a,
he used a military song to encourage his dog
who was fighting another dog.
And they was like, oh, you're making fun of the military.
So he was
he was
I think he
he kind of
did the bit too well
yeah
I'm sure it's funny
thank god
if you bombed
and they said
you're under arrest
and by the way
that bit sucked
so the club
I think the club
was shut down
his management company
was fined like
1.4 million US dollars
equivalent
and he has
kind of disappeared
like
he's no longer doing standup.
So that's how hard the hammer can fall.
Oh my God.
And this is,
so even in Malaysia,
so we had,
this is a,
I've talked about this before,
but in Malaysia,
we had a full-time comic club called the Crack House Comic Club.
It was.
Crack House.
Yeah.
I mean,
it really is.
It's playing off like crack.
Like C-R-A-I-C
crack as in
that's good crack
you know the Irish word
for having a good time
oh so it's
but is it also playing off
like a crack house
a crack house
no
I don't
to be honest
I wouldn't know
I wouldn't know right
sure
so it was called
the Crack House Comedy Club
and it was run by my friend
and it was opened in 2014
and it was a great club
you would have loved
performing there it's amazing right it holds opened in 2014. And it was a great club. You would have loved performing there.
It's amazing, right?
It holds 120 people max.
Perfect.
And it's really beautiful.
Everyone who has performed there
says it's a great club.
And for my money,
it was the best club in Asia.
Okay?
Wow.
So in 2022,
a woman came on
one of the open mic shows.
And she was wearing,
she's a Muslim girl,
but she was wearing a hijab
and conservative outfit. And then she said, hi, girl but she was wearing a hijab and conservative outfit
and then she said hi my name is so and so and i'm a muslim and i'm a muslim but then she takes off
all her clothes and she's wearing like lingerie underneath okay so her boyfriend recorded it oh
the club like was horrified okay you're banned for life never come back here again
so they were in retaliation the boyfriend's like
the boyfriend uploaded the clip say hey look the audience was clapping why you why are you why are
you banning her within hours like it it spread like wildfire because people like this is insulting
to islam you know how can you do this and then that became how can this club allow uh this kind
of kinds of insults to our religion so within 24 less than
24 hours he was uploaded on at 9 a.m on a saturday by that night uh the club was raided
yeah by religious officials i i happen to be religious government officials yes yes the the
the the federal uh the federal agency of, that handles Islamic affairs.
Even though it's secular,
they still have this.
They have,
they have all that.
So they raided,
with cops,
they raided the club
and,
and,
and the club got shut down.
Right?
The club was shut down.
You were there when it happened?
I happened to be there because,
Was it,
were you on stage?
No,
no,
no,
I was there,
I happened to be there
and then they,
they stopped the show
and then,
so we just,
we all just went up to see what's going on and it was raided.
And shortly after that, my friend who owns the club, he owns the club.
He's a comic himself. So when the mob got upset, the mob then,
hey, he's a comedian too. Let's check out.
And he had some jokes which made, he had some jokes which involves religion,
but it's not he's not
directly attacking
religion
but they were like
oh this is
insulting our religion
and he's also
Muslim by the way
but that doesn't matter
so
and he was
ultimately arrested
and he spent
one night in jail
just one night
of course
and then
there was a court case
going on
and he
eventually he pled guilty
and he paid a fine
for it
but you see
that's how hard
the hammer can fall
when it falls
it falls very suddenly
is that video online
is it
no it's not online
it's not
I think it might be online
but if you go
if you just google
crack house
comedy club
shut down
if you put
H I
hijab
panties will come right up
I don't think so
it's something else
yeah
oh immediately incognito mode wait okay okay wait hijab panties will come right up. I don't think so. It's something else.
Oh,
immediately incognito mode.
Wait,
okay,
okay,
wait.
But that's like when Americans,
comedians are like,
you can't say anything anymore.
You're like,
what are you talking,
like here.
Exactly.
And you're like,
people getting literally arrested.
I'd love for Joe Rogan
to go to Malaysia
and do his act
and see how that goes.
Cancel culture here
and back home
is very different.
It's very different.
Do you look at
the American comedians
talking about this shit
and go,
shut the fuck up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
At Madison Square Garden
saying you can't say anything anymore.
You can,
no one is literally
stopping you.
So,
so tell me,
but okay,
so talk to me about
you as a comedian.
You love comedy. You love comedy.
You understand comedy.
The fact that you're talking about this openly makes me go,
what are your lines?
How are you careful?
You're on Netflix.
What do you go?
Well, I'm not going to say that on Netflix because then I can't.
Of course, of course.
What's your rules?
So this is all open knowledge.
The woman who allegedly insulted Islam during a performance
at the Crack House Comedy Club in Kuala Lumpur recently has been arrested.
Police said they also obtained a three-day remand order.
The woman will be held at the Brickfields Police Headquarters for investigation.
A 54-second video, which went viral on social media, showed the woman introducing herself as a Muslim woman.
She claimed to have memorized 15 chapters of the Quran.
She then proceeded to discard her tudung and baju kurung,
revealing her skimpy clothes underneath.
Following the incident, the club lodged a police report
at the Tamantun Dr. Ismail police station against the woman,
adding that she and her partner had been barred from the venue
immediately after the performance. against the woman, adding that she and her partner had been barred from the venue immediately
after the performance.
Earlier today, Kuala Lumpur City Hall suspended the operations of the club, stating that the
government would not tolerate any activity deemed offensive to religion, race or the
country's sovereignty.
What exactly was...
I don't want to speak for everyone but I think we all thought maybe the lingerie would
happen. Where like the video is like
eight minutes long
I'm like no no no
let's keep watching to the end
it's gone
what was the
what was the bit
the joke
what was the joke exactly though
yeah so she is
this was an open mic night
so there was no joke
no it's not good
she was there
her whole bit was like
a minute and 37 seconds long.
I recommend you start with a name joke.
Yeah.
My name's Susan.
That was weird growing up.
Like, let's start there.
And then you build your way to fucking.
Yeah.
Take it off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, God, if I got arrested every time I got naked on stage, we'd be doing this from
jail right now.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So those, I I mean my lines
okay so this is now
it has now become a term
an actual term in Malaysia
called the three R's
right so
race
religion
royalty
yeah
so as long as we don't
touch any of those things
I think race is the one that
you know it's kind of okay
because if you're Chinese
you talk about Chinese stuff
it's okay
but religion and royalty
those are
what race
like you could make fun of
white people yeah
yeah yeah
can can
yeah
but it's like
even if you can make fun of
other races too
but you know
as long as
no one gets offended
then it's okay
I guess
you know
all it takes is just one guy
who goes oh I'm offended and then launch a police report and then they have to act upon it so it's okay i guess you know it all it takes is just one guy who goes oh i'm offended
and then launch a police report and then they have to act upon it so it's very yeah so you said
uh you said royalty and religion royalty race royalty being uh like the kings and queens so
in malaysia it's all like the english ones too or not just yours okay you can go Prince Andrew or King Charles whatever but our own
it's a no no
it's a very
very big red line
so we try not
we never touch those
yeah
and do you
do you touch it
when you're not
performing there
or do you go like
I am beholden
to these rules
because you're a
popular figure
you have an internet presence
yeah for example
like it's
as long as
you see
we also have kind of like you know I would say draconian laws like we have the sedition act yeah so like sure so in the
sedition act basically says if you are if you are found to say anything which causes disruption to
the public peace and harmony then you are liable to be in jail or whatever and then a subsection
of that is uh the intent is irrelevant,
which is against the law.
So for example, if I say something, you recorded it,
you uploaded it, and it makes people upset.
But during those times, I was not intending to make any offense.
I'm just educating you.
I'm still liable to be.
I'm still deemed seditious.
So, okay.
So obviously there was a time in America, like if we look back on Lenny Bruce, like there was clearly a time, even with George Carlin, where they were pushing the boundaries.
I believe George Carlin's case went to the Supreme Court, if I'm correct.
The seven words you can't say on TV.
went to the Supreme Court, if I'm correct.
The seven words you can't say on TV.
So this Malaysia, as you said,
not that old given when they were kind of given.
So where do you see as a comedian? It would be really hard for me to get in legal trouble
in America as a comedian.
That's so nice.
I could only be, there's only so brave I could be.
Yes.
But like you, two Netflix you know? Yes, yes.
But like you, two Netflix specials.
Yes, yes.
A comedian in Malaysia.
Do you have fantasies?
Do you ever go, I'm going to start, I'm going to push this.
I'm going to move this.
Because you can imagine a world someday where eventually, you know,
an open mic-er could wear a hijab, take it off,
and everyone goes, that wasn't a good joke.
It wasn't a good joke, but you're allowed to do it.
Yeah.
Honestly, right now, I don't know.
Because, like, most of us in the arts industry,
we're kind of pessimistic about the freedom of speech
that artists have
in Malaysia
right
and the reason being
because at least
personally for me
we now have
so
our current prime minister
was
he actually went to jail
for
in the past
because his
his enemies
you know
put him in jail
let's put it that way
and he's always
campaigned upon
yeah when I become prime minister there'll be freedom there'll be more freedom of speech you know, put him in jail. Let's try that. And he's always campaigned upon, yeah,
when I become prime minister,
there'll be freedom,
there'll be more freedom of speech.
You know,
he also has gone against
the sedition act
saying this is draconian,
we should repeal it.
And he's one of the more
reform-minded prime ministers
we'll ever have.
And,
but now that he's in power,
he has not,
you know,
he has not made it,
made it easier for artists.
He's not made freedom of speech more available.
So I'm kind of pessimistic because like if this is the most reform-minded guy
that we have,
the next guy will be less reform-minded
and there'll be even smaller chances of us
having more freedom to say whatever you want to say.
So I'm quite pessimistic on that regard.
Would you ever go to jail for a joke?
Get a fine for a joke?
Is there a joke you've had
that you were scared to tell?
No, so far,
things have been okay.
So I've never gotten,
thankfully I haven't gotten like
a police report or a knock on the door.
But I don't think there's any,
any joke of mine yet
that will be that dangerous.
Can I ask about,
here's the thing,
I'll never know, right?
Can I ask about Jocelyn Chia?
Yeah, please go ahead.
So Jocelyn Chia.
Yeah.
Have you ever met her?
So we worked together a lot at the Comedy Cellar.
Oh, you did?
Oh, cool.
Oh, yeah.
We've known each other since I started comedy.
Yeah.
She got in trouble for a joke that was posted at the Comedy Cellar.
Do you remember the context of the joke?
It was about the...
The MH370.
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
And it was...
Was she comparing it to...
Was she comparing it to Singapore?
That's the best breakup revenge, man.
Now Malaysia's trying to come around like,
hey, Singapore, you're looking good, la.
We're like, I know.
But why haven't you visited me in 40 years
I tried
but you know
my airplanes
cannot fly
some jokes don't land
I felt like
she was just going like
at least
I think there were one or two
that joke landed
on like that plane
yeah yeah yeah
something
oh the Malaysia
the plane
yeah
so yeah she got into
she's not from
no she's from Singapore
she's from Singapore
so yeah
and Singapore as you said
was
there's a rivalry
there's always a rivalry
there's a rivalry
so I believe her bit
was just like
like why Singapore
is better than Malaysia
I think so yes and so what happened was I think even Singapore So I believe her bit was just like, like why Singapore is better than Malaysia.
I think so.
Yes.
And so what happened was,
I think even Singapore like denounced that joke.
I mean,
get this.
So the government denounced her telling a joke at the comedy cellar 30 minutes away from here.
Yeah.
So there's both,
even the Malaysian government denounced her and the Singapore government denounced her.
And there were a lot of police reports made against her.
And of course the cyber bullying came after that. She were a lot of police reports made against her and of course the cyber bullying
came after that
that she had a lot of
you know
oh yeah
yeah of course
as per usual
for any comedian
sure
yeah so
and then
but
I mean
she is in America
she's an American
so
yes
there are laws to protect her
so I think she's
she's okay
I don't think
she's in any trouble
yeah it was just
it's just scary when the whole internet has decided there's a whole government there's a
one week uproar like one or two weeks of non-stop she's trending on twitter for like a week two
weeks yeah yeah but there is something so cool about not being able to ever go to a country
because of a joke you told somewhere else yeah do you think she's on
a list somewhere
yeah
I would
I would tell her
don't
yeah
not to come to Malaysia
or even Singapore
for that matter
I think yeah
oh my god
really
they hold on to that long
no no no
I don't know
I don't know
but I wouldn't
if I were her
I wouldn't come to Singapore
I mean
I mean
yeah
at the very least
I wouldn't fly
Malaysian Airlines
but that's a whole different story careful I'm sure I mean, at the very least, I wouldn't fly Malaysian Airlines, but that's a whole different story.
Careful.
I'm sure it's – I mean, listen.
Listen.
We're with Boeing.
It's not like we got better airplanes over here.
The whole world is falling apart.
No one's in any place to really be going,
our country's got it better.
It's all bad.
I have friends who are afraid of flying, right?
And at that moment, it's fine. It's all bad. Yeah. I know I have friends who are afraid of flying, right? And at that moment,
it's fine.
It's fine.
But I've,
nowadays I'm getting myself in,
like when I book a flight,
I check on the,
what's the aircraft
of the flight.
I can't.
You can't do that to yourself.
Yeah.
But if it's Boeing,
I'll be like,
you know,
I'll go with an Airbus.
You know what I mean?
Like,
it's scary to go on a Boeing now.
It's statistically dangerous,
right?
Yeah.
I mean,
you fly a lot.
We both fly a lot.
I fly enough that I can't.
I go, oh shit,
it's the plane that crashed
and it's a dollar cheaper.
Yeah.
But remember,
one of the flights,
your fiance's seat wouldn't recline.
Oh, my girlfriend, yes.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
Fiance.
Fiance, right? I just got to make an edit. No, no, no. Yes, my girlfriend. No, it's fine. Oh, my girlfriend. Yes. I'm sorry. Fiance. Fiance.
No, no, no.
My girlfriend. No, it's fine.
No, no, no. Please. She'll be thrilled.
Sorry.
Yeah.
It wouldn't recline.
It wouldn't recline the first class seat.
I'm sure it's a Boeing.
I watched that whole documentary on that Malaysia
thing and they didn't have answers in that documentary.
It's one of those where they just kind of
pose different things.
Wait, isn't that the one where they thought that it was a suicide?
That's one of the theories.
But another one of the theories,
the most interesting one for me
was that the US did it.
That they blew it away
because they were smuggling
someone on the thing was smuggling something from China,
like a secret thing.
That was one of the theories posed,
is that it was maybe, we did it.
Welcome to the Joe Rogan experience, everyone.
I'm just telling you.
America shot down the plane.
It was on Netflix.
They threw out like seven or eight theories.
That was one of them.
That was the one that they were like,
but then they were like,
they threw it out and then they were like,
but that didn't happen.
But the way that they told it at first,
that was like-
But then they looked at the camera like-
Yeah.
No, no.
The way I saw it,
the documentary was like,
here's how we think it happened, right?
And then it became so outlandish
that the guy who posited the theory was like,
yeah, but it's a bit wild.
I mean, come on, you're doubling back on your own shit, right?
But it makes for good TV.
It does make for good TV.
It was the only one I remembered, really.
Did you watch the one about the 737 MAX?
No.
Oh, your intro. Which one was that?
About the downfall, about the 737 MAX.
Oh, the Boeing ones.
Yes.
Oh, the Boeing ones.
The other Boeing ones. But that's the one where they said that the update did something where it just kept correcting ones. Yes. Oh, the Boeing ones. The other Boeing ones.
But that's one where they said
that the update did something
where it just kept correcting it.
Yes, yes, yes.
It went down.
You should watch that.
That's crazy.
That's great.
Worst audio I've ever heard in my life.
I can't help it.
It just popped up on Twitter
and I said, okay,
my Twitter's awful.
It was,
there was a pilot in Germany.
German plane.
Yeah.
And he flew it into the ocean and there is uh the black box
recording of uh of the passengers just banging on the cockpit door saying please please please
wait he's doing what is he doing he's just taking it down he wanted to do he wanted to do it yeah
yeah joe marco why are you sharing this stuff i just there's some there's some
are you saying that it's gonna be on my twitter something, there's something, are you kidding me?
Are you saying that now?
It's going to be on my Twitter now.
I'm suppressing it so much, but like, I'm like, for a moment, I was going to turn that into a knock-knock joke.
And it's, it's.
What's the joke?
Okay.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The passenger of a plane.
The passenger on the plane who?
Please.
Because I'm just.
Marco.
You've bummed everyone out.
You've bummed everyone out.
What's the joke?
The joke, I think it's just.
What's the joke?
That's the one.
I think ultimately it's silence because it's.
Or lots of noise.
The black boxes.
Did you see the video?
It was a plane in China, I believe.
And they said that one was a suicide where the plane...
There's a video where it's like going like in the middle of like streets.
And there's this...
You see a video of a plane just kind of going downwards in the middle of streets.
It looks surreal.
Like a matrix.
It doesn't make sense to see that here.
And I saw that on the way to Vegas.
When someone does that, when someone kills a lot of other
people, are they labeled as like
a, they should be like, are they
labeled as like a serial killer?
They're usually labeled as dead.
No, but do you know what I mean?
Like that, there's like, it shouldn't
just be like, oh, there is a suicide and they
took everyone down. Like they're murderers. Do you know
what I mean? Like they're like
they've killed hundreds of people,
you know, I don't know
where we need to put it down, but it
needs to go somewhere that
that they're, you know, that's definitely
not like they're not making the Hall of
Fame. Yeah, that's true. They're not making
like a Captain Sully movie
about them where Tom Hanks play.
That would be the turn Tom Hanks played them that would be the turn
Tom Hanks
he goes from pilot
that is successful
to EJ's place
oh this is bleak
this is very bleak
are you normally
more macabre
after like doing
a bunch of shows
and you're tired
oh yeah
right right right
is that the high
the crash from the high
right
I well I love
Anthony Cheselnik
yes of course
I do I do
you know the only thing
that I like didn't the thing that I never got, like he, talk about countries.
I was thinking about him, like for a while he wouldn't go to New Zealand.
Oh.
And so what he did, he did this thing.
Do you know about this?
No.
Oh, I love this.
So Jeselnik had a show called The Jeselnik Offensive.
And he really enjoys, at least at that time especially, like would come up with the dark joke right away after sometimes tragedy,
right in the moment.
I like a little bit of distance.
Yes.
He got in trouble on Twitter because there was,
after the Boston Marathon bombing, the tweet was essentially,
and I'm misquoting, people have asked me,
am I going to make a joke about this?
But there are some lines you shouldn't cross.
Like the marathoners couldn't cross the line.
Something.
Yes.
And he had to make a whole special about having to delete it and all this stuff.
But he did this thing on a show called Shark Party.
And someone in, he loves sharks.
And someone in New Zealand was eaten by a shark.
And like very soon after on the Comedy Central show,
he did a dance where he had everyone dressed as sharks.
And he was like,
it's shark party.
Every time someone gets eaten by a shark,
we do a shark dance.
And I think it ended with a picture of the guy on an easel.
I'm pretty sure.
Now you can find it online.
I think at the time,
this was before the internet quite had its hands on everything.
So like it was wiped away and he was,
it went viral on the news and they
ended up and i could get some of these facts wrong but they ended up having like the family on the
news one of these things where the news like said hey we're gonna play for you the shark party from
comedy central clip you never would have seen tell us your thoughts but i always thought like
i still feel viscerally uh oh my god if i got eaten by a shark i have that anxiety if i'm like oh what
does it feel like for your leg to be bitten off and so it's too it's too alive in my head to make
the joke ah uh whereas like a plane thing it's far enough away it's a little bit surreal i fly
in a lot of planes i feel justified but i think that's the thing we're like if i make a if i if
i ever make a pedophile joke around my dad, he'll be like, that's not funny.
And I feel like it's for him.
Yes.
He just – he can – his imagination takes him to the fully realized dark picture before he can enjoy the comedy of it.
I can see both ways.
Just depending on my mood, I can be like, oh, I don't even – like doesn't really doesn't make me laugh. Certain things sometimes.
But then another part of me is like people joking about it is at least a good thing rather than having to like think about that horrible story you just shared on your comedy podcast about passengers bang.
So rather than us just sitting there thinking of that horrible thing that no one should ever have to think or know or experience.
Yeah. Making a joke about it is a better feeling ever have to think or know or experience.
Yeah. Making a joke about it is a better feeling than having to, you know, think about that.
And I kind of feel that if I do get eaten by a shark, it would be an honor if Anthony
Jesonik does a dance.
Sure.
Yeah.
That'd be great.
At least if I die, at least Jesonik gets a five minute bit and I'll be honored.
I think about shark attacks
all the time
because
that's too much
thank you
all the time
that is too much
all the time
you live in New York
anytime by an ocean
I go
that's a lot
I mean
that was just
when you really think about the ocean
if you like take that second
you're like
we should
Tova goes
why would you go in that
it's crazy
it's endless depths
but it's not
like think about
there's millions of people
going in the ocean every day
and it's not happening
very often
nothing happens
we hear about
every single
shark attack
because it's rare
if there's a shark attack
happening in the world
I'm gonna hear about it
we're all gonna hear about it
so like
it's super rare
you know
so you shouldn't
be thinking about it
all the time I shouldn't I shouldn't you shouldn't be thinking about it all the time
I shouldn't
I just think of specific stories all the time
I think of that woman in Maine
they didn't even have sharks there really
and now they do
and she's swimming every day
she lived in New York I think
she retired or she was about to retire
and she's swimming
and her daughter
boom
the shark shot her? and she's swimming and people she's swimming with her daughter and boom. Boom.
The shark shot her?
They never
had a shark attack. You know, I think about
it all the time.
Now, because
hundreds of years, they just never have
shark attacks and then all of a sudden we get them now in Maine.
You know, I'm not there. What do you do with the
shark? Because I think like you pee on it.
No, sorry.
But you, okay, you punch it. You gouge its eyes nose the snout whatever yeah you punch and gouge this is the stuff that i wouldn't be able to do that in real
time though you know yeah yeah it's very optimistic you know yeah i remember like i always get
confused with with black bear and brown bear one you're supposed to play dead and we're supposed
to make yourself really big yeah i'm'm like, those are opposites.
Brown, lay down.
Brown, lay down.
Black.
Attack.
Is that it?
Who said that?
It must attack me.
If it's brown, lay down.
What do you think?
If it's, you know, if it's either or,
black, lay down.
Yeah, why don't you just yell at it
and like get real big.
Yeah.
But you know,
okay, so this happened recently
in Malaysia
and since we're on this
so
you talk about how
like you know
you think about
shark attacks
but it'll never happen to you
right
so
recently in Malaysia
something
something happened
which none of us here
would have ever thought
would happen to us
but
there was a
tourist
from India
and she's just walking in
Kuala Lumpur, the city
city right
and then a sinkhole appears
below her, I think about sinkholes all the time
how do you get
through the day?
there's a video of this
so there's a
sinkhole, she drops
down and till today
We can't find her body
Yeah that's how bad
The infrastructure is
So a sinkhole appeared
You can see
It's
Oh my god
I don't want to watch the sinkhole
She
She just
She just
Yeah
And we can't find the body
Yeah
Well
And I'm sure she never thought
Oh one day I'll
You know that's how
Yeah A sinkhole
yeah at least at least that if it ever happens you could be like i knew it i was right if it's
a shark you'd be like i knew it if you fall in a sinkhole there's a shark at the bottom of that
sinkhole you could be like god damn it sinkhole it would be embarrassing i'd be like oh of course
the ground gave out below me you know know, of course I would be like,
this universe being like,
you're fat,
you know,
like,
I just want to be clear to the two Malaysian viewers who are watching this.
I'm not laughing about it.
Yes.
The Americans are,
I'm not.
Oh,
I'm laughing about me going into a single,
not that poor woman.
Yeah,
not that poor woman. No yeah not no that poor woman yeah
no no no no no no that's yeah saying it's him no i'm saying me uh me if you fell i would go
it would be like it would be like me but this is the problem with all this stuff is that like
people get upset because they're sad about this they're sad yeah we feel we feel the thing that
we all feel and it's it's. Why does the world have suffering?
And in a way, it's like when people make a crude joke, like Russell did just now, that I don't approve of either.
And thank you for pointing that out.
Shut up.
It was about me.
When people make those jokes, though, it's like suddenly someone gets to go, oh, I can alleviate my sadness by feeling mad at this person.
And that's like,
that's like all,
that's all that,
that,
that kind of stuff is.
And it's so meaningless.
And we all took a breath and like,
and let it not encouraged it or just went,
yeah,
they said something I might not like,
but the reason that they get so worked up is because it helps them feel better.
It's so sad.
It makes them feel distracted.
There's an inbuilt pent-up negative energy
and he has to go somewhere.
Yes.
He has to go somewhere.
And if you don't say that,
whatever the stupid thing,
then there's nothing,
it boils up inside.
But when they have a target,
and that's the problem with the internet,
it's just like,
that's how you can engage in the internet
is you're outward.
You have to like post your,
fuck you.
I hate you.
Cancel this guy.
There's no place where you just,
you just have to sit down and go, fuck, man.
I could die at any moment.
An air conditioner could fall on your head.
That happens a lot in New York City.
Are you serious?
Only four people have died ever from an air conditioner.
Okay.
But things fall from the sky.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, that's not like pieces of the building sometimes fall off.
So is it common for the AC to fall off
and kill someone
now I'm thinking about it
all the time
no it's not
all the time
all the time
I'm walking around
New York City all the time
but I do think about things falling
like pieces of the building
sometimes fall
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So when you, I guess,
I want to talk about when you were a doctor.
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, sure.
So what kind of doctor?
So, I worked in a hospital
for two years.
You Americans call it interns.
We call it housemanship.
So, I was a house officer
for two years
and then I worked
in the government clinic for,
no, I worked in the ER
for like a year
and then in the government clinic
for another year.
Yeah.
When were you funny?
Were you a funny kid?
I think so.
I mean, as a kid, I was the class clown.
You know, I was just making jokes all the time.
And then I joined the debate team, public speaking team.
I like to hear my own voice.
Yeah.
As we all do.
And then I did my first comedy was at the age of 23, 24
no, sorry
26
and then
in Malaysia
in Malaysia
and what was the comedy scene like there?
so it was very nascent
it was very new
we had one
open mic show
a month
wow
was it
and that was the one I was on
was everyone at that show
they knew comedy from America?
and who who was popular? like That was the one I was on. Was everyone at that show, they knew comedy from America? Yes.
And who was popular?
Like, were they looking at Carlin and Pryor
or were they looking at Chappelle and Dane Cook?
I think, well, I watched Josh Carlin before,
but I mean, at the time he was Russell Peters.
The number one name on every Malaysian
who knew stand-up comedy at the time
was Russell Peters.
And he was early YouTube
yes
he was like
he was one of those
like in the very beginning
exploded
he was a viral superstar
actually
the word viral
wasn't even
known yet
so every Asian
who knows stand-up comedy
has watched that clip
and it suddenly exploded
he started this
Asian revolution
of stand-up comedy
where Asians were like,
hey,
number one,
we like this.
Oh, we can laugh at jokes.
And number two,
like all the,
oh, we can do this too.
We can do comedy too.
Where was he?
Where was he from originally,
Russell Peters?
He's from Canada.
From Canada?
Yes.
And he just,
why did he explode so much around Asia?
Was it just,
he was talking about.
He was talking about this race comedy bit,
like how like,
you know,
you go to,
you go to the market
and the Indians will always want a bargain,
but the Chinese will always keep a bargain from you.
So there's a power struggle there.
Then,
you know,
like how like,
oh,
30,
450,
you know,
like it's,
it's so relatable to Asians
because that's what we do at the markets.
Yeah.
And then the,
the beating, you know, like somebody, you know, the father goes, somebody Asians because that's what we do at the markets. Yeah. And then the beating,
you know,
like somebody,
you know,
the father goes,
somebody's going to get
a hurt real bad.
It's every Asian parent's.
What's one joke
you tell about Chinese people?
You know,
it's so,
oh,
just one.
But you know,
it's not too bad.
But you know,
what's so interesting though
is I think like,
you know,
there's certain things
as we talked about that
like you can't talk about maybe in malaysia but i i even got the sense of being in australia
like when there's there's so many more asian people in australia than in america or or it's
just like it's it's more we're in a way where the rules of america there's there's some very like
strict rules in america in terms of uh making jokes about
uh uh asians or asia or a specific part and it's all and it's you know it's so informed by the
history first of all so much of comedy used to just be uh one of one of the great comedians john
panay do you know who he is yes and he was so funny i've talked about him before. But every single album of this genius ends with his famous bit of going to the Chinese buffet.
And then it's 20 minutes.
20 minutes.
And then it gets so stupid as like, you know what Chinese people's least favorite movie is?
Free Willy.
And then he says that with the accent.
And it's just like it's so much.
And I think because of so much of that, there was a huge like no more just like it's so much and i think like because of so much of that there
was a there's a huge like yeah no more yeah but it's so funny when you go some somewhere else in
the world it's like oh that's an american viewing of it not to say that people just go whatever
jokes there everyone has the rules but it's different yes yes you're very astute you're
very right so among asians at least, for example,
if I go on stage, right?
So in Malaysia, we have Malays who are Muslims.
These are the majority races.
Malays, Chinese, and Indians, right?
Now, in comedy in Malaysia,
if I go on stage, I'm Chinese.
But if I go on stage and I do a Malay accent or if I do an Indian accent
and if an Indian comic does a Chinese accent or a Malay accent or if a Malay comic accent and if an Indian comic does a Chinese accent
or a Malay accent
or if a Malay comic
does a Chinese accent,
it's fine.
Yeah.
Because we all grew up together.
It's fine.
There's no,
oh, you can't do this accent.
It's fine.
And vice versa,
like if we see a,
let's say an American comic,
a white guy
comes on stage in Malaysia
and if he does
the Indian accent,
the Malay accent
or the Chinese accent
not only will we
not get offended
we'll be like
he fucking nailed it
that's amazing
because he's like
in a way honoring
our culture
he took the time
to know us
what you said
if a white guy
if a white guy
came to Malaysia
yes
let's get
book
a one way flight
a one way ticket
not Boeing
now immediately
I got a new hour
a new hour
I've been sitting on this one for a long time
off accents wow
brilliant but really
because it's we don't have that
we don't have that history and that's we don't have that we don't have that history
and that baggage
we don't have it
yeah
so sometimes like
for me even as a comic
when I
say for example
if I watch
even in Australia
or America
a guy comes on
and he tells a joke
whatever
and in my brain
oh he's gonna do the accent
which should be funny
but then he doesn't do it
and the cop out line is
well I'm not gonna do the accent and then that gets a laugh going to do the accent, which should be funny, but then he doesn't do it and the cop-out line is,
well, I'm not going to do the accent.
And then that gets a laugh like,
no, do the accent.
It's fine.
I don't care.
The cop-out line is always there.
I'm not going to do the accent.
You do it yourself.
Whatever.
Whatever that is.
I have a line.
I'm proud of this line.
It's some story where there's a woman and she's Haitian
and we talk.
I say, she says this. And obviously she has a she's Haitian and we talk I say she says
and obviously
she has a very thick
Haitian accent
but I'm not going to do it
because as a white guy
it would be too funny
and it's fun
it's so
it's just fun to
yeah
that's
wild to me
and I'm sure
let's say
hypothetically
if you were to do that bit
with the Haitian accent
not a
I'm just speaking from
not a single actual haitian will be offended at you absolutely right absolutely but i i think
you'll be americans it all it all i mean it depends where you i think what can be interesting
about comedy is that comedy is not always just about like this is this is why a context and culture is so important of like part of comedy is just like
what is the okay thing here what is not okay and playing with it wherever it is so if i if i were
to be you know in in uh in malaysia my jokes they wouldn't i wouldn't necessarily even want to do
the accent thing because it would be more about how do i play with it in a different way yeah that would make someone go and it's like that's what comedy isn't just saying a naughty
thing it's it's it's it's kind of walking the tightrope wherever you are yeah and yeah and i
think coming back and i think that's where um the problem lies with jocelyn's uh set in a sense that
that's probably the internet exactly exactly because like i'm sure her set for the seller
audience was fine it was fine and even if there were malaysians there they are not malaysians who
live in malaysia all the time they were there to watch a comedy show but the moment it gets on the
internet the rules are different
because the rules
are everywhere
it's like when Americans
if Americans would get offended
like at this point
everyone's telling 9-11 jokes
but like if
the week of 9-11
someone in a different country
made a joke about 9-11
I mean Americans would be like
how the fuck
could they ever
and it's like guys
are you kidding me
America literally
fucking bombed that place
the other week
like shut
like it's so
yeah you have to your brain has to be so goddamn limited and in a and unable to conceive of the
world outside of your home yeah yeah and that's the interesting thing about being a comedian now
it's like we are bound by rules locally but if you want to become big internationally we're then
bound by a whole different set of rules and different sets of different rules.
And you can't navigate,
you can't please everyone
and you can't make everyone
be not offended.
It's a whole different game now.
Yeah.
So, okay.
So you were kind of funny
growing up.
Kind of.
And you listened to
George Carlin.
At what age are we talking?
George Carlin was, I only, we talking? George Carlin was...
The sad thing is I only found out about him after he passed.
This is 2010, I think, 2028.
And I watched all his clips.
I was fascinated.
And then Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock, and Daryl O'Brien.
These were my early influences.
Who was that last one?
Daryl O'Brien. He's a legend who was that last one daryl brie and
he's a legend from uh ireland yeah i gotta i gotta learn more about i i don't know who that is
but i gotta go to have you hosted any george carlin a little bit but like uh only like the
bigger things that pop up in like when they're doing documentaries and stuff you know i've
watched everything of george carlin's favorite favorite ge George Carlin joke? The one where he goes, religion is bullshit.
Sure.
My favorite, I guess a comic, he opens a special and he goes,
have you ever noticed all the women at anti-abortion rallies
are always the kind of women you never would want to fuck in the first place?
And it was like right out the gate.
Right out the gate.
Again, it was like at a time where he could have
maybe gotten in trouble
for that
and that's what
made it exciting
yes yes yes
my favorite
another bit
my second favorite
is a bit where he
is a very
family friendly bit
it's a bit about stuff
yes
you have stuff
and other people
have shit
oh yeah
yeah
one of his
better wordplay jokes
yeah
you watch that documentary
no actually what documentary there's a two part documentary on HBO about George Carlin it's good and I think Yeah. One of his better wordplay jokes. Yeah. You watch that documentary? No.
What documentary?
There's a two-part documentary on HBO about George Carlin.
It's good.
And I think the fascinating part about it as like a working comedian is that the dip his career took.
Where like he was, you know, the cool guy.
And even after the Supreme Court, which inarguably the coolest thing a comedian could do go to the court to for freedom of speech
and then his jokes got weird and at some point mad tv made fun of him in a way that like really
bothered him because he was on stage and like i don't know if this mad tv or him and that's that's
how low he was i can't tell just he was like peas that's a weird word. Ease.
I eat peas with a B.
He just got lost in language.
And then later in life,
post 9-11
and whatnot, some of his stand-up
was just like, don't you want to just
kill everybody?
Everyone should die. I can't wait for everyone
to die. Thank you very much.
Why is everyone crying?
It was brutal.
He was mad.
And I'm headed there.
Yeah.
Really?
I'm headed there.
Oh, yeah.
One of these days.
You're just mad, no jokes?
If I had one more show in Toronto,
the last one would have been like...
To the listeners of this podcast,
Joe Marco is just like staring into distance now.
It's very unsettling.
It's because I keep
trying to think of
a knock-knock joke
I really want to end
with a knock-knock joke
that's like perfect
and brilliant
from that thing
it's hard to talk
and do the same thing
so then yeah
so then I did my first
set in 2010
and then it kind of
because at the time
were you a doctor
I was working as a doctor
working as a doctor then
and then I did a set
and
can I tell you something
if I had a doctor
dealing with something important
and they said
they said
hey
can we start the surgery soon
I got a spot tonight
I'd say
stop
stop
new doctor
that's why I never became a surgeon
because
yeah
so like
2010
I did my first spot
and then
so at the time
Malaysia the stand-up comedy scene
was about to explode.
So it has grown exponentially.
So I was lucky to start at the start.
Was there one thing that made it kind of pop?
So the clip Russell Peters made.
Russell Peters made it
and then just clubs started opening up.
Yeah, so like in 2010,
it was just once a month.
And then slowly,
as the shows became popular, like other shows started popping up yeah so like in 2010 was just once a month and then slowly as the shows
became popular
like other shows
started popping up
and then
there's this thing
where someone started
this thing called
the Comedy Club KL
which where
they flew in guys
from America
or Australia
or the UK
so they'll do a circuit
they'll come to Hong Kong
Bangkok
KL
Singapore
and then maybe
Jakarta and then maybe Jakarta
and then they go back up
so like
it's part of a circuit
so like
they could make it work
for a short period of time
they could make it work
and it was great
so we get like
legends like
Paul Ogata
yeah
Gina Yashere
Tom Rhodes
all came through
all came through there
and then
so
and since then
now we have like
now we have like
20-30 shows a month.
Sure.
Pop-up shows.
And so I was lucky enough, like from 2010 to 2014, I was getting gigs regularly, touring.
And then in 2014, I quit medicine to do...
Was it hard to leave medicine at all?
Did you love medicine in some capacity?
I love studying medicine.
But, you know, working as a doctor in Malaysia is very challenging
because the bureaucracy
is very high
a lot of red tape
and there's no
easy career progression
there's a lot of bullying
hours along
everything
hours along
the wages are shit
and wages
wages are bad?
bad
very bad
for doctors?
for public doctors
in the public service
and the wages
have not changed
since I started
so
I started working
in 20
I started working
in 29
2011
no
2009
I started working
you know wages are bad
when your doctors
are leaving medicine
for stand up comedy
yeah
yeah
but in
Malaysia
Malaysia is a different market
so
I got by
doing corporate gigs and also my own shows so it's a different market so I got by doing corporate gigs
and also my own
shows
so it's been okay
so I quit
medicine in 2014
and then
2015
I did the
Melbourne Comedy Festival
and then
I also won
a competition
in 2013
and in 2014
I did sports
in New York
and in LA
yeah
one last question
about being a doctor.
When you were...
I didn't know we had decided on the last one for it,
but I guess so.
I'm throwing it out there.
How did you deal with like...
I feel that people are coming in.
I actually don't know.
You mentioned you were in the ER.
Yeah, but I was only in the green zone
where like coughs and colds
but go on
oh okay
okay
I was gonna say
I just
working in the ER
feels like
it would haunt me
it's stress
yes it's stressful
like thinking of all the
horrible things you see
day in and day out
oh yeah of course
every day
but if you're mainly
dealing with the coughs
then I guess that's
no no but
but we still see
you know the broken bones
and everything
yeah
everything happens in the ER in one day.
So there's a death in the ER,
there's a heart attack.
Did that wear on you at all?
Not really.
It wasn't the workload that was wearing me down.
It's just the bureaucracy and all the bullying
and all the stuff that doesn't make you happy
to go to work.
It's not the work. It's the people you have that doesn't make you happy to go to work it's not the work you know
it's the people
you have to deal with
was there anything
you got from it
where you said
wow I'm doing good
in the world
and I understand comedy
will make everyone laugh
but was there any
that's why you do it right
hey
that's why I do it
hey laughter
is the best medicine
it's like it's the feeling I get sometimes and I don't mean this cruelly That's why you do it, right? Hey, that's why I do it. Hey, laughter is the best medicine.
It's like, it's the feeling I get sometimes.
And I don't mean this cruelly.
Someone will say, after a show, they say, hey, I just want you to know I got diagnosed with cancer.
And watching your comedy really helped me get through the chemotherapy.
And I'm like, that's sweet.
But I know I can't.
It's not like I can really take it in. Because the truth is that if you told me my comedy is what caused the cancer in the first place yeah i'd still do it yeah and so i can't
you can't i can't you're not saving anyone yeah i'm glad it's a nice thing but i but i did the
comedy because i love doing the comedy like was there any part of you that that got a purpose
out of it that you go I just
I do get mad because some performers act like
they're doing it for the people and I go like
I know if they didn't find me
they would have found Jeff
but just as fine
you're not a comic right
I am
but I'm not a stand up comic
wow all these years you haven't
come up with a good way to say what, but I'm not a stand-up comic. Wow, all these years you haven't come up with a good way
to say what you are.
I'm in
comedy.
Jesus Christ. I'm in the comedy
world. I'm in the comedy scene.
Let me do it. Jesus Christ. I'm a theatrical comedian.
Russell is a phenomenal comedian.
Yes. He has a long
acting background, can do Shakespeare,
but also one of the most brilliant sketch comedians
and an incredible writer
and was recently understudied in Josh Gad on Broadway.
Wow.
Okay.
He should be your agent.
Yeah.
Well, his girlfriend's my manager.
So there you go.
No, what I meant was like the subtext of him,
you know, like, you know,
if my comedy caused the cancer,
I would still do it.
So the subtext is he thinks that my comedy caused the cancer, I would still do it. So the subtext is,
he thinks that my comedy is so powerful.
It can cause a chronic, debilitating, incurable disease.
That's how powerful my comedy is.
The doctor comes in and says,
have you been watching?
See?
What kind of cancer would your comedy cost?
Oh my God. I feel like testicular.
Oh my God.
Something that creates for impotence.
Oh my God.
Do you ever look back on your old life and go,
wow, that was...
Is it fair to say doctors are heroes?
Well, yeah, especially...
I talked about this in my special where...
So during the pandemic, right?
Comedians had no work.
Yeah.
So I'm at home.
I'm not doing jack shit.
I'm playing video games
now my wife is a doctor
I met her in medical school
oh
right
so she
is everyday
going out to the front lines
and she's an
she's an anesthetist
so you know
any COVID patients
who are ventilated
on the ventilator
that's
anesthetists
they are the ones
taking care of the
sickest COVID patients
and she's literally
on the front lines
saving people
every day.
And I'm there.
Laughter's the best medicine,
whatever bullshit.
I'm playing video games.
So like, yeah,
they are heroes.
They are really heroes.
But at no point
during the pandemic
did I go...
Did you volunteer?
Did I go,
I'm going back
on the front line. No, no, no. Darling, you go? I'm going back on the front line.
No, no, no.
Darling, you go.
I'm going to stay and make content.
Wow.
Well, someone's got to.
Let's go on to our next segment.
Who's going to do it?
This has got to stop.
This has got to stop.
Yeah.
Anything you got to stop?
Yeah, I have a quick one.
Okay, so when sometimes celebrities share something on Instagram and and they they they they share it and it could be it could be a video about why we need to make sure we keep killing palestinian children
and why it's all defensible um anything but they share it and they'll be like i thought this was
interesting not fully owning what they are sharing but totally endorsing something fucking psychotic okay so i hate this shit yes i prefer if you're fully you own it that
you're a lunatic and that you're genocidal or whatever it is own it please own it then i know
you know it's all but i hate when people are dancing around it because they know that they
shouldn't really be doing it and it's controversial so they won't fully own it but they'll share it and they'll be like i thought this is interesting
or worth a look or shut the fuck up pink okay we know what you're endorsing and it's annoying to me
because it's like it's just one of those things where there's so many celebrities like that and
i'm like either go and do it and say it or or don't because it's clear where you stand. And, and it's so annoying to me.
It's so annoying that just thought this might be,
Oh,
Oh,
I'm just posing.
And if you go,
you go,
Hey,
you know,
that was actually really shitty.
Oh yeah.
No,
I wasn't saying,
no,
I wasn't.
I just thought you should watch the whole 15 minute video.
Yeah.
Having a cake at 82,
right?
Yes.
What do you think of this?
What do you think of this?
Oh,
and it's an 8 minute video
yeah
oh you want to watch 8 minutes
no
yeah
anyways
I'm fully on board
that's nice
yeah
my this has got to stop
as
people really only know this
if you like are a performer
is that like
for example
I'll do workout classes sometimes
wherever I'm traveling
and you know at some point from New York what are you doing here I do a comedy show is that, for example, I'll do workout classes sometimes wherever I'm traveling.
And at some point,
you're from New York, what are you doing here?
I do a comedy show.
And then they go, oh my God, where?
And I'm like, I know from experience.
They've never heard of the club.
I know from experience,
they're not coming to the show.
But.
You have to give them all the details. I have to give them all the details and,
and they go,
when is it again?
Okay.
So what are the two times?
And in my head I go,
please,
please just don't,
we don't need to do this.
Just stop this.
There's no way you're coming.
There's no way tonight in four hours,
you're coming from here.
You're changing your whole plans.
And all I'm going to say,
I'll say,
write me.
I'll give you,
now that I know that's fake,
I'm like,
right.
I'll give you a cop.
I'll suck your dick in the back. And cause know none of it's gonna happen i know none of
it's gonna happen well not if you've trapped in the blowjob yeah but there's something there's
something that that like people feel this need to go oh oh i'm i'm gonna go check it out can you
tell me and i and it's just like just don't just find the strength of yourself i'm not asking for
it yes i didn't say hey you should come to this show.
But it's something that everywhere you go, everyone does.
And maybe once in 10,000 have they come and I go, oh, you came.
Can I add on to this?
Please.
So I once did a gig in Brisbane.
And everyone knows
I go there once a year
I go there once a year and after the gig
I had an extra few days
so my friend takes me out to lunch
and she invites her friends
and she tells me all these friends are your big fans
so they come
so big fan
so these guys
all came for the show
but this guy he goes I'm So big fan. And then, so these guys all came for the show. Okay. But this guy, he goes,
I'm a big fan. He goes, so, oh, were you at the show yesterday? Oh no, I couldn't come because
I had plans. I had dinner plans. Like, wow. You, you, you, you, you're my biggest fan,
but you can't cancel plans with your friends who live here while I come once a year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And this happens, like you said, it happens in every, every state, every town.
I'm your big fan.
Oh, you're sure?
I got, I got bridge or whatever.
I got, it's always, yeah.
Cause it's a weird way where it's like, especially with that where it's like, then you have to
be like, Hey, thank you.
Oh, that's very nice.
And so it's like, it's like we, you don't get those points and I'm not mad at you but we're starting at neutral
don't try to
don't try to start
do you have this kind of stuff
I love your one by the way
thank you
so mine is
comedy related right
it's a pet peeve of mine
see
my friends
make fun of me
because they say
oh Jason you
you hate crowd work
because you can't do crowd work
and I agree
I'm bad at crowd work.
So I'm known as a guy who hates crowd work.
But what I really hate, and this has got to stop, is very abusive crowd work.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
For example, like I've seen so many times where they go like, and it's always a guy.
He goes, hey, what's up, bro?
Are you together?
And it's a guy and a girl.
And they go, no.
Oh, no, bro.
Then this bitch is leeching off you. What's up, bro? Are you together? And it's a guy and a girl. And they go, no. Oh, no, bro.
Then this bitch is leeching off you.
He's not.
She'll never suck your dick, bro.
What are you doing?
Bro, what the fuck are you doing?
You're traumatizing this lovely man and woman.
Yeah.
Who could be platonic friends.
Yeah.
That's you.
No, that's not you.
No, I get what you mean.
Yeah.
No, I know sometimes it is like, they're very like... I've watched all your clips.
Quick to go to a really like antagonistic thing to maybe hopefully get more content.
You know what I mean?
It feels like that's someone, that's a crutch for some people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to think.
When I started at LOL Comedy Club, I mean, it was
low
hanging fruit crowd work for sure.
And like the one that always happens
is two guys staying next together. It's like
you two fucking? Oh, yeah.
You two gay? Yeah.
I remember like talk about places
where people were doing Indian accents still for
sure. Or if there was
anyone who was brown, it'd be like, what's in that backpack? I'm in there. And you'd be like, people were doing indian accents still for sure yeah or if there was if there was anyone uh who
was brown it'd be like it'd be like what's in that backpack bomb in there and you'd be like
jesus christ what did i enter a time portal before i came to this show and i think i think once i
just remember once it was like a group of guys and i said oh it's like a boy band if they're all gay
it was so bad it was just like early comedy
and like you're freaking
out on stage
you need a laugh
you're like
and you're gay
you're gay
but even then
it's not like
I get traumatized
when like you know
it's that kind of
crowd work
where they make
the woman feel
yeah
weird for not
being his girlfriend
like what's
can't two friends just go for a comedy show?
I don't know.
I don't know why anyone sits in those front two rows.
My Toronto show,
they paid extra for the front row.
I would not be,
back of the house in darkness
is where I want to be watching comedy.
Yeah.
During my shows,
if there's a group of four guys,
I could make a joke and just be like,
what, you four straight? And they'd be like, what, you four straight?
And they'd be like, ah!
No, you know we're not, Jamar.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Let's go to our final segment.
You better count your blessing.
Wow.
You better count your blessing.
Russell, do you have a blessing?
Yeah.
So I do this thing where
um probably like once a month i'll discover a band or a singer that's been around for so long
and is huge and but i just have never listened to them and um i've been really into the beastie
boys in the last week damn that is a that is wild you know, it's one of those things, like, you know,
like, the big hits, right? We know that.
Like, everyone knows the big ones. Girls!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All I really want is girls.
You know, all the big ones.
But I was listening to
Paul's Boutique, that album, and
it's just one of those, and you feel
so dumb that you're like, wow,
the Beastie Boys are really good.
You know what I mean? But you're just, oh, I've never really good you know i mean like but you're just
oh i've never really listened to them like full albums and um and uh they're great so downside
listeners beastie boys 1989's paul boutique it's a great album it really is good i'll come back
it's very good yeah it's very there's like you know lots of different things happening in it and
uh and and the way that, there's three of them.
They're going back and forth every other word sometimes.
And it's very impressive to me, you know?
You sound like a 60-year-old white mom discovering rap for the first time.
Sometimes they go back and forth and they finish each other's sentences.
Anyways.
Well, then.
I like that.
Beastie Boys.
I'll check it out My blessing
I sometimes don't know
Sometimes as comedians they have their accomplishments
And I get annoyed when they
I don't know how to talk about it sometimes
Because I just think it becomes obnoxious
Sometimes when people are winning every award
Let's say they have some HBO specials Winning all awards okay at a certain point it's like yeah and you want
another award yeah you win all the awards okay but like i thought it was really it was very cool
going to toronto um and i knew i knew we were going to probably be adding shows nice but we
ended up uh we ended up doing 11 shows that's a lot man it was 11 shows 11 congrats and again like I don't
I don't
I think posting about numbers
is lame
but it was
at the end of the day
it was
1650 people
wow
across all the shows
and then they told me
they said
it was a record
it was the record
for most sold out shows
congrats
at this venue
and it was like
it just
it
I don't
like I don't want to be if I I ever sell out the Beacon to just be like, I sold out the Beacon. It was this many seats. But there was something about this week where it's like a smaller club. I worked, I worked a lot of hours. I put in the work to make that third show happen. And they, it just felt like, oh, cool.
And it just felt like, oh, cool.
It just still felt like a connection to the work and being paid for the labor in a way that wasn't absurd.
So it was fun.
So I thank you to the Comedy Bar and to Toronto.
I've never, I told you this, I've never in my whole life, I normally, I've tried to remember now to bring up the podcast at the end.
Because so many people don't know about the podcast.
And I've gotten a lot better at the end of every show mentioning it.
And this time, every time I said The Downside, it was like a large chunk of people love The Downside.
And we're working on.
Working on.
We're working on.
It's not set or anything, but we're looking at maybe January and hopefully soon to join Downside. And by the way, patreon.com slash Downside.
Join it.
Nice.
What's your blessing?
Okay, before I go, before I do that,
I just want to share.
I don't know if you know this,
but so I got an email telling me
that I should prepare something for the blessing, right?
And your producer, Paige, who is lovely.
Now, I've never met Paige in my life.
So our interactions have always been business-like and email. your producer, Paige. Yes. Who is lovely. Now, I've never met Paige in my life. Sure.
So our interactions have always been
business-like
and email.
This is the greatest email
I've gotten from a producer.
The podcast ends
with our palate cleanser
Count Your Blessings
where everyone shares
about some Pacific thing,
blah, blah, blah.
And not generic shit
with no details
like my health or family.
And I replied, Paige
that is the greatest
briefing email I've ever gotten
for a podcast, bro
we have never met and
please share something and not
generic shit, there's
no asterisk, it's just S-H-I-T
that is the, and that's
when I was so excited for this podcast
that's the standard that's the level, Paige will love that I love you that's when I was so excited for this podcast that's the standard
that's the level
Paige will love that
I love you Paige
and I know
I know exactly
what episode
that instruction
started with
I won't say the guest
but his blessing
was music
right right
that was mine today
did not go
but
more
right right
Paige
and Beastie Boys
and rap groups from the 80s that everyone already knows space right right Paige as Beastie Boys and rap groups
from the 80s
that everyone
already knows about
right right
mine
I have two
very quickly
the first one
and they're linked
the first one is
I think
I'm very grateful
for that nowadays
especially among men
mental health
is no longer
a taboo subject
right
so you can easily go
like
I'm feeling down
or depressed
and your friends your
even your male friends will like check in on you and see if you're okay and i'm very grateful for
that because uh this year has been tough because i i lost a friend uh and he he passed he's my age
and ever since then like people know i was going through a bad patch and friends from everywhere
like check it hey you okay uh you okay how's how are you feeling and and even now to to
be able to tell my wife that i'm feeling a bit depressed it's like a huge uh blessing and so
different from just a generation ago yeah like our our dads didn't have this luxury of hey i'm
feeling a bit down because they'd be like hey just man just man up, just man up bro, just man up and get it over with. So I'm so grateful. That is and just it just happened yesterday. Another friend, but luckily
not as close, passed away. So I'm grateful that we have this support system where we can talk about it.
For a second I thought it was your second blessing.
No, no, that's not. Yeah. And the second one is similar to yours
I think music
because
big fan of Linkin Park
oh yeah
massive
massive fan
they came to Malaysia
to perform many years ago
and I watched
at that concert
it was amazing
I'll never forget the concert
and then
and now they're
coming back with
a new lead singer
yeah
Emily Armstrong
what do you think of her?
I love it
she's a different a bit different style,
different sound,
but it's very refreshing,
you know,
and it's clear she loves the music.
And a lot of people,
the people who hate on her,
they get the idea wrong.
Like she's not there to replace Chester.
No one can replace Chester.
But it's just a way of paying homage
and continuing the legacy
and a lot of fans
including myself
are loving it
because we get to hear
Linkin Park again
yeah
so those are my blessings
that's a beautiful blessing
I will say
one thing people
are mad about
at her about
Scientology
Scientology
oh really
yes
and also
guess who
guess who's
hearing
she went to
in support. Oh no. Scientology.
Can you guess?
What's the one low level actor
that has fucked up on so many
careers? Danny Masterson.
He really got people to turn out for him.
Must be a good friend.
That's the sense I had
been thought of.
I was like, god damn,
a lot of people
Sounds like a nightmare
person, but he had
a lot of people
show up for him.
Oof.
How about she?
That's the death.
Sorry.
I think recently
she came out with
a statement saying
that she acknowledges
that she shouldn't
have done it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's a different
time in her life.
It's a very PR
statement, but yeah.
There's a statement out there time in her life it's a very pr statement but yeah yeah yeah uh look if if if that's all she did there's singers who've done a lot worse in this world totally if listen if we're as terms of singer she's a scientology i'll take that over
what pink did um uh that's so funny um yeah so this is coming out
October 1st
anything that you want to plug
I don't think so
well
I'm doing shows in Malaysia
so
to all my American fans
tell your friends in Malaysia
that I'm doing shows
and you can find me
at
at DR Jason Leong
on Instagram
Facebook and Twitter
or my YouTube channel Jason Leong thank Instagram Facebook and Twitter or my YouTube channel
Jason Leong
thank you very much
can I perform there?
please
it would
okay
I'll produce a show
and I'll produce your show
and you
hey
yeah
hey
I'll do it
I'll market it
he does accents
all your accents
and he's Jew
but we won't tell you he's Jew
oh that's so funny
oh my god
we have to sign a waiver
that you won't sue me
if you get in trouble
I don't think I have anything to promote
October 1st
follow me on Instagram
more announcements soon.
There's that optimism.
See me headline Cleveland, Ohio.
I'll be back at Hilarity's Comedy Club Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
Weekend after that, Atlanta, Georgia is going to be great.
Oh, and Huntsville right before Atlanta.
So October 9th, Huntsville, Alabama.
I went to a strip club there once in Huntsville, Alabama.
We'll talk about it later.
We'll talk about it later.
And then October 10th, 11th, 12th and 13th, Atlanta.
Please show up.
That's a lot of shows.
Too many shows.
That's shocking.
What does Atlanta think it is?
Toronto?
Because it's not based on the last time I was there, sales-wise.
And do me a favor, guys.
Join the Patreon. I know
Russell was out for
two episodes,
but he's here for a bunch more. And I know
that we're fucking recording this September 9th.
You join the Patreon. That's the
closer that we can get to start recording
these and releasing these even sooner, back to back.
So Patreon.com slash Downside.
Be on the lookout for tour dates coming up.
We got two bonus Patreon episodes every month now.
It's a really exciting time to get there.
They'll just be us.
Just us.
I haven't thought.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The passengers on your airplane. The passengers on your airplane.
The passengers on your airplane who?
I can't think of one.
Marco.
Wait, I want to think of one.
Why did you start talking?
You sold out Toronto?
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