The Dumb Zone FREE - Cowboys draft observations with Jon Machota and what is going on with Bill Belichick | DZ 4-28-25

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Dallas Cowboys had themselves a pretty decent draft albeit kind of boring. The Athletic's, Jon Machota, helps us break it down including the slide of Shedeur Sanders and if the Cowboys were thinking about selecting him. Something weird is going on with Bill Belichick and his much younger girlfriend who is controlling every facet of his life now. Plus, Jake went skydiving and lived to tell about it and could Dan survive in the wild? (00:00) - Open: Jake went skydiving (19:06) - Jon Machota: Overall happy with a boring draft (48:54) - Today in Twitter: 100 people vs. 1 gorilla (01:02:09) - Weekend check continued (01:35:00) - What is going on with Bill Belichick (01:58:00) - News: TD Jakes has a new title (02:16:41) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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So you have to throw your legs out into the air, but you're strapped to him from behind, and then he just goes. Happy Monday, fellas. What a day. What a weekend. Our boy lost. Down but not out.

Might just be too much this year. It's okay. There's a lot. Michael Jordan didn't win at all the year he came back from baseball. Do you know that? I do know that. I do know that. He came back pretty late.

Yeah. Still, I'm just saying there's a lot going on. Yeah, that. Came back pretty late. Yeah. Still I'm just saying there's a lot going on. Yeah, no. Let the guy clear his head. They don't have Daniel Gafford yet, but they will. Like Palinka not a good GM. Reading a lot of Lakers stuff, Palinka, they don't like him. He's not a good GM. Like he's made some terrible, terrible trades. Yeah, but like he just gets things falling to his lap. And so he gets re-upped a new contract. I'm Dan McDowell. I'm Jake Kemp.

I'm Blake Jones. We're here with Clayton Kimbrough, who's running our video today. We're in the Fox for Channel 27, DZTV Studios. No, every single part of that story fits into some sort of, if you want to make it like a society narrative, that those who benefited here, really the only, are people who did nothing to deserve it, who just happen to be born in the right place. And they're hot. And they're hot. They're in LA. And they'll make more money because of it. Yeah. It's, it's tough.

It's tough. Fun basketball though. I'll tell you that. NFL draft weekend. So on today's show, lots of NFL draft. Today and Twitter. I really hope we can draft. Today in Twitter. I really hope we can get to today in Twitter.

Yeah. There's a big weekend on social media. This week in Belichick. My God. Don't know what's happening there, man. Well, I mean, I guess it's actually pretty straightforward. We all know what's happening there. It's just crazy to watch it.

It's so, it's twisting my head. Good. Like I can't take it. I don't know what's going on here. Is he at early onset Alzheimer's? Is she, like, what is the deal? I like this. What's going on?

Like I'm J Howard marshaled. He's making up for lost time, it seems like. Nothing about any of it makes any, like it's, what are you doing? What are you, it's, we'll get to him later. You think he dirty talks her? Huh? You think he dirty talks her?

Wouldn't you want a tape? Yeah. Yes, I want everything about it. I would watch that tape. I'm not gonna watch Shannon Sharp's sex tape, but I'll watch Belichick's sex tape. Oh my god. You know, this isn't officially a weekend check, but I thought you'd enjoy my mom's voicemail to me on Friday.

Sight unseen. Let's hear it. By the way, she loves the Accountant 2. Not sure it's as good as the Accountant 1, but she went with Rose to the accountant two yesterday. It looks pretty good and I'm very excited that they're still in the rotation. High-T movies to 80 year old women. So she left me this voicemail Friday night and know that I had mailed her something. So I mailed her a copy of the Southlake Style magazine. Aw. Cause uh.

Proud of her boy. They dropped off like four of them at my house. So I thought, okay, I'll send one to my mom. And while I had the envelope open, I'm like, wait, look, there's like a dumb zone calendar there. I'll just slide this in there too. Okay. And I'll just send it to her,

just so you know, little context. Hey I got your package today. Thank you so much for sending it to me. I'm so happy to have it. The calendar and the, even though it's you know like four months into 2025. Okay so this is clad, this is my mom. can't say anything nice, but it's like, oh, I love it. I mean, would've liked to have it three months ago, but, cause she then, I talked to her then on Saturday and she was like, said the exact same thing.

Like it would've been nice. I'm like, well, you got eight glorious months ahead of you. You're not gonna use it anyway. Right, you're not gonna use it anyway. Wasn? Yeah, I'm gonna use it anyway did wasn't she like just for the photos wasn't she did she FaceTime you and she was wearing a parka She's like, I don't know what month it is. Yeah, I thought it was December, you know Like four months into 2025 the calendar and the magazine. So thank you and Amazing, so thank you.

And that's all, I guess they're talking on the news now whether they think Deion Sanders can get picked up by Cleveland since he did not get picked up last night by anybody, made me think of the movie Draft Day. Ha! Okay, bye. Well, I think what we have, you know what we have to do now. What? Well. You heard Draft Day review? Maybe we have to do now. What? Well.

In her draft day review? Maybe we can't wait until next year's draft. We got some old ladies here. Pull this around, pull this off right now, yeah. Have her watch it with Rose. Made me think of the movie Draft Day. That's great. That is great.

So. I went skydiving. Oh wow. You did it. Well, let's make this a weekend check. Let's make it brought to us by Qualys Roofing. We'll have some weekend check here and there. Qualys will be at my house tomorrow putting on my new roof. Oh, is that right?

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Wasn't too windy? I'm surprised, because yeah, it was pretty windy all weekend, I thought. So a couple weeks ago it was... It was too sunny. Like they always have excuses, these skydiving. Yeah, so a couple weeks ago they said it was too windy. This week it was, I was supposed to be there

Saturday morning at eight. It's about an hour away in Enos, I think it is, Dan. That's how you pronounce it, yeah. And they say that they'll tell you two hours before if it's a go or not. So they did, at six, they said, I think we're good to go. And I got there shortly after eight, maybe eight, 10, eight, 15, my three friends were already there.

It's a husband, wife, and brother of husband. And I'm friends with all of them. I've known them for a long time. So they send you a text at six a.m. saying you're good? Yeah. Okay. Because I was up, obviously. No, I know you are, but the guy, does he ever just wake up hungover and like,

no, I don't wanna do this today? Definitely. Too windy. Definitely. But we showed up and my mind was like, okay, I will do this today if I can be out of here by noon. And they say allow four hours. But I didn't want to get into a situation where I was there until three. I wanted to go to the soccer game, Norris game, but it wasn't even just that.

It was that I can't just sit here. This is not, I'm not doing that. It's not your whole day worthy. So they came out at like eight 20 and they're like, whoa, oh, here's an interesting thing. Um, don't know the company, they have five drop zones and it's owned by an American. They're all over the country. But the guy that I was dealing with, really everybody we dealt with was from Ukraine. with really everybody we dealt with was from Ukraine. So that's when you get there, you realize these people are not American.

And so the guy comes out and he's like, we're looking at noon. I can't do Ukraine. Okay. And I'm like, noon? What? And the guy's like, yeah, we gotta wait for something to clear up for us to get up into.

We can't climb with these clouds. I was like, motherfucker. I was like, I don't know if I can do that, but we'll see. So there's a town about five minutes away. We drove to a Starbucks there, just chilled. I brought my computer. Mm-hmm.

So I just worked. Grinding. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Tape. And so then the guy called us after we'd been at Starbucks for like 20 minutes and they're like, you can go now.

Like come back. We drove back and we were probably in the airplane or the first two of us, because there were four of us two and two, we were, they were probably in there 15, 20 minutes later, I would say max. We drove back, they were like, come on. And then then-

How did you feel about the safety of everything? Never thought about it. Okay. Honestly just didn't think about it. It's just like a half airplane or quarter of an airplane hanger out in the middle of nowhere. There's an airstrip next to the freeway

and they have a little plane and they were just like, all right, let's go. They strapped us in, your guy talks to you for two minutes, because you've already watched this really long video, but I didn't watch it. So what, you get in a suit and tandem, or? It's a harness. They just have-

They send it to you, this video? Like, you didn't have to watch it in front of them? No. Okay. But you did have to complete it like driver's ed. Okay, so you hit play and like, did they ask, is there a quiz at the end? Like the training?

No, but also like, we're gonna go over it there, you know? All right. Or at least the important parts. I mean, it was simple. They just, you step into a deal like a foot thing and then it comes up and then they put it on and then when you get into a deal, like a foot thing, and then it comes up, and then they put it on, and then when you get into the plane, the setup is there's a pilot in the front,

and then there's my buddy and his tandem guy, and then me and my tandem guy. And I'm just sitting in front of him, like he has his legs out like this, and my back, like my tailbone, is pretty close to his junk, but with a little space, and we just sit like that. He's behind you. Yeah. Okay.

And I am at the tip of the back of the plane, which is clear above. There's just, I can just see the sky. And there's a door that has to open, and that door is not a full door. It's a half door. And so. Do you bring your phone and stuff?

No. Okay. They have a GoPro and a phone and all that. He asked me not to wear. You have a video of it? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He asked me not to wear my whoop because he said it would fly off

because I really wanted to hear the report. Yeah, see the, your heartbeat and all that. The two, the husband and wife, Jason and Ayla went before us, we saw them land. And then the guy comes back around, they're like, oh, holy, freaking out. And I'm like, all right, let's go. Wait, so they jumped out before you?

Yeah. And you see that happen? And what are you thinking? Not much about it. I was just like, let's go. Yeah. It's really weird, dude. I didn't have much thought about this from beginning to end. It was just kind of like something I went and did. So you're up in the middle of the air. You're not having fear. No. You're not having second thoughts.

No, but I did have like a moment, you know, like because you're so much higher than you think you're going to be. You start climbing and you're like, okay, wow, this is crazy. Sure are a lot of baseball fields. Because you're just above housing additions. And now you're into the clouds. And you're like, okay. And the guy goes, it's probably seven, eight minutes.

And he's like, all right, we're halfway. Whoa. He's like, halfway? And he just kept doing circling and going up. And eventually you're just so far above the clouds and you're just sitting there in like a tiny little deal that feels like a seat in a car, smaller than a car and it's window above you and around you

and I'm just like looking at 10,000 feet for seven, eight minutes and I was like very, I was emotional but that was really kind of the coolest part of it, and then when it's time, it's time, and it's just, hey, we're gonna flip this door open, he's like, you have long legs, so use your arms and throw your legs over the side, and then just let go.

So you have to throw your legs out into the air, but you're strapped to him from behind, and then he just goes. You flip around a couple times, you have no idea what's up and what's down, and then you kind of come down to like a sitting position and then you end up like just letting go and doing a flying position,

and then you're holding onto the handles left and right. Like how long before they actually released the parachute? Like do you fly without that for a while? So it's not nothing. Yeah, I don't know, 10. Like 10 seconds? Yeah, something like that. How long is the total fall?

I feel like it was probably five to 10 minutes. It's a long time. There's a lot on the table. To be floating in the air, yeah. And I immediately gotta bail when we get that guy. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna do it. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that.

And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that.

And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that.

And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, no, I'm land. It's very simple, but I did puke though. Like I told the guy, like as we were turning, I was like, hey, you gotta bail when we get down. I can hold it, but you gotta get out. And he did.

And he's like, it happens. So he wasn't strapped to you still while you were vomiting? I did let him undo it. Yeah, it was cool. It was super cool. The guy was like, like I said, he said he's been here for two years, came from Ukraine. He's like, I started doing it 12 years ago over there.

I've done it all over the world. This is just his bit, you know? Well, how much does it cost? I think I paid, if you don't do video and photo, I think it was 160. You gotta get the video though. I did, yeah. Yeah, it was fun, man.

It was cool. It was, I was- 160 seems really low. I was like probably I did. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun man. It was cool. It was, I was... 160 seems really low. I was like probably too low. Yeah. It's a very straightforward operation. I mean you're just hooked to someone with a parachute. So that's the extent really of the operation. I would think 500 is where it starts. But yeah. It was great man. It was a moment. Like it caused me be weird, reflect-a-vee the rest of the day. And now, Monday, I'm normal again today. Everything's gay.

I'm cool. Where do you go again? Yeah, if there was something, some friends, or maybe if there was a chance to do it somewhere really cool. Because it is really, really cool, but also I was in Ennis. And the first time I ever was in a helicopter, I was at like Alliance Airport. You know, it was just a field for 10 minutes.

And then the next time I did it, I was in Hawaii. Okay. But the air, it's up there and it's pretty sweet, man. Live the dream, Dan. Think about life, mortality. Yeah, I really did. I was up there with a guy that I've known. It was for his 40th birthday.

I've known him since we were 15. Like he quit drinking last year. We've lived together. Like I've known this guy for my whole life basically. Now we're just up here. It was trippy. Did we talk about is this a big thing for people who have quit drinking?

100%. Now this is my rush? Yeah, it definitely is. But you highly recommend. I guess, I don't know. I don't care what you do. But you loved it. It was enjoyable, very enjoyable.

My weekend. We probably gotta. He's ready. What? We probably gotta go to our guests. Oh, okay, well we'll do that after then. Yeah, yeah, we can. I didn't realize the time.

Oh my, look at the time. We have John Machota. You're kidding. How'd you line up John Machota? From the one star, one-star cowboy podcast? The day after the NFL draft? Unbelievable, yeah. No, I listen to you guys break down the draft. Very good stuff. Say all the exact same stuff. No.

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at least make Fair Lease part of that decision at fairlease.org. John. John Machota. So have you ranked the Cowboys, like- Give us a grade. Yeah, I don't know. Do you feel it was a solid draft,

a good draft for the Cowboys, what you were thinking about going in and what they came out with overall? Yeah, overall, I think it's a good draft. I didn't love the first round pick when they made it. I thought that they'd have a chance to trade back and still get a player like Tyler Booker. So to just take him at 12, I wasn't expecting that. Like most, I thought that they would have a decent chance of getting Arizona wide receiver Tep McMillan.

But when he was gone, they were calling, they were trying to get something done to trade back. But obviously that didn't happen. So they took the best player that was on their board. So I can't fault them for that. But it just from, yeah, if you're talking like team building that it's great for me. I don't know, like my job. I'm like four drafts now, three offensive linemen

and a defensive tackle. Like it's not real. It's not really something sexy to write about. It's not really the player that, you know, people are psyched to see the videos at training camp, things like that, you know, all that stuff that goes in it. But hey, I get what they're doing. They're trying to rebuild the offensive line.

Zach Martin retired, you know, I get all of that. But after that, I thought that their day two stuff, I thought that the Donovan Azaraku and Savon Ravel and day two, I think that was great for them, filled some needs and those are really good players of that value. And then I'm not big on being too critical at day three. I think that you're just taking chances on guys, hoping that you find a starter here or there. So it looked fine to me, they addressed needs. So yeah, A minus B plus. I think it's a good draft.

Yeah, I feel like the Tyler Booker thing is interesting because like you said, if they took them five picks later, you'd be like, oh, great pick. But if you end up with a guy who is a starter on your offensive line for a decade, then it's a great pick. But if you end up with a guy who is a starter on your offensive line for a decade then it's a great pick. So whatever. Yeah and for me I don't necessarily... I think you can say that oh this is not sexy and be critical of it in that way and that's one thing. But also I think you can be critical of it because there's needs, be they sexy needs or otherwise, that

they're just neglecting. And I find this draft to be really, it's almost like they ran a case study on best player available versus need, because I've always thought that's not really a real thing. Every team has, it's a slider, right? Like zero to 100, you're always making a decision somewhere in there of need and best player available.

But man, I would not have thought edge in round two with Nealon coming back, with Sam Williams coming back, with the attention that Micah takes. And you look at it and Revelle, there's an injury, but maybe he's a starter, so you could kind of see that one. But not getting a running back until the fifth, and then another one on the seventh, and not getting a wide receiver.

It's not because it's not sexy. It's because it limits their team. That's for sure. And yeah, and I think you're absolutely right. And they would agree with you on the drafting best player available, particularly high in the draft first two rounds versus need, because to me over the last five or so years, there's four picks to me that were clear. We took, we tried fill a need with it. And you can make an argument that all four of these were not good picks. And it's Mazzie Smith, Luke Schoonmaker, Calvin Joseph, and Tristan Hill. And none of those have really worked out for them. And so when they have

done best player available, even though it wasn't a need, that's how they've ended up with Micah Parson and C.D. Lamb. So I get where they're coming from on that part of it. So maybe it will be fine. But to your point, yeah, I don't, I didn't feel like the Cowboys needed a wide receiver. They needed a wide receiver number two. So once those top guys were gone, it didn't make sense to me for them to draft a receiver after that, because that wasn't going to be a player that was really that much better than what they already have. So when they miss out on those top four receivers, I totally get abandoning that. Maybe you go and trade for somebody. They know that they have to dress wide receiver too still,

but running back, man, they were just all about that. This was such a deep running back class and that they could find guys on day three that would have been just as good as guys on day two. And so that's why I drafted a couple of them and maybe that works out for them you know maybe maybe this will be the answer at running back I'm just when I've covered the Cowboys they've had that it back when they've had their best seasons whether it be Tony Pollard or DeMarco Murray or Zeke so this committee of three four guys if they think it's gonna work I I'm fascinated to watch it. I guess we'll see. What would you have thought if they went golden at 12?

I would have been fine with it. I liked that Emeka Ibuka a little bit more, but Emeka Ibuka is the wide receiver version of the player that they take at guard. I mean, he's like Booker is, but at wide receiver, he's probably not gonna be the super flashy guy, but he's just real solid across the board. I just thought that like, maybe you could get like a third, you know, and still get

Booker or Golden or a Bucca, but they didn't like what they had. And it sounds like they really didn't have any, anybody that was right behind them willing to trade up. It sounds like they were gonna have to go back to the twenties. And so if that's, if you're going mid twenties, then you're missing out on Booker, you're not getting golden, you're not getting a Bucca. And then so you can easily be critical of that. So I didn't hate the Tyler Booker pick. It just, there's a part of me, like I started covering the team in 2011. And so that was the Tyron Smith draft. And then in the next three drafts, they ended up taking Travis Frederick, Zach Martin up high. And so you're just kind of like, all

right, they're clearly doing this again, but obviously that also didn't work then. It's not like they got to an NFC championship game or Super Bowl then. So there's just a part of me being cynical where I'm just kind of like, I just can't be the super positive guy anymore. Like they got to show me something.

You know, I understand, I'm not a fan of the team. You know, I just cover the team. So I get when you're a fan that like anything they do or a lot of things they do you might try and see Glass half full. I'm kind of more in a I want to see it, you know Yeah, and we knew that this would happen But Jerry actually just said I'm looking at the same sheet Maybe you got in front of you that I have in front of me and it shows our number

114 pick trade to Carolina for Jonathan Mingo. And we've obviously known that. So. He outwardly said that. He actually said that. Because we predicted it. Yeah, that's a quote.

So I'm not saying that's why they didn't do something else, but I think what they're doing is saying, well, we feel good about Mingo, but what they really mean to say is we didn't want to trade another pick because we already traded this one for Mingo. Not really an assessment of how they feel about it. But something that Jerry did say

that I thought was really interesting, I don't have the quotes in front of me, but I saw some Trayvon Dig stuff that felt like a bit of a brush back from the front office for the first time. Would you like to fill my friends in here on what happened? What's developing there? Yeah, so day three is a day where it is a grind

because a lot of the top players, not named Shador Sanders, are pretty much gone. So there's not a lot of really big name guys. And when you're covering the team, it's basically one conference call after another with the player that they take. And then you get Jerry, Steven, Will McClay and Brian Schottenheimer at the end. And so you're really in the feel of, Hey, let's knock out this press conference, write something, get out of here, get something to eat. Like, like we're good. It's Saturday, you know,

and that press conference normally goes about 25, 30 minutes. Well, we're at like, it ended up going 45, but at about the 40 minute mark, that's where it was like, okay, ask a bunch of questions of just some cleanup on some things just to kind of find out, hey, what's the latest with Sam Williams? What's the latest with Trayvon Diggs,

Marvion Overshone, the guys that had been dealing with injuries. And so when Jerry was asked about Diggs, nobody was asking for this like complete breakdown, but it was, I'm glad you brought that up because out of the entire 45 minute press conference, it to me was the most interesting thing and it came way at the end, like something that you're not expecting, but Jerry felt like that was his time to share something about it. And so basically what he was saying is that when Trayvon hurt his knee previously

that he didn't rehab correctly on the way back. And so that possibly led to what injury he has now because I don't have to read in between the lines. I mean, I have the quote right here because I didn't want to tweet just like a sentence from it. I was like, I'll wait until this thing's over and I'll just tweet the whole quote because I thought it was pretty interesting because there's a lot of Jerry ease in this.

But if you just read in between the lines, he's pretty much telling you that he didn't do the right things the last time he hurt his knee. So he said, we have a good idea with him. He's working hard. That's very important because if he will be very good and diligent in his rehab process, then he'll get back quicker. And when he does get back, he'll be sounder. If he has not worked as hard, he is more subject to injury. He's learned that one time. I have a lot of hope that his actual rehab and experience from that time before

is really helping him out. I think it is. So I don't know how much you guys had heard of this or seen on social media, but there was a lot of talk last year about how Trayvon digs, like the team wasn't happy with the way he rehabbed and things like that. And so Jerry just put it out there, you know, there was no, uh, you know, it's kind of like another comp to that for me, this, this off season is a lot of speculation on, yeah, it's

the media and it's the fans and all these people on the outside, they're saying that Mike and needs to be more of a leader. No, Jerry just came out and said, if I'm going to give him this money, he needs to be more of a leader. He hasn't been enough of and said, if I'm gonna give him this money, he needs to be more of a leader. He hasn't been enough of a leader yet, you know? And so that's the one thing about Jerry. You gotta get through a lot of the, like you mentioned earlier on the Jonathan Mango thing, where you're like, you just knew

that he was gonna say something about that with the fourth round. So if you can just put that to the side and you can just, if you can stay focused through it, there are some nuggets that he'll plant in there where you're like, oh, that's interesting. Okay. I didn't, I didn't think that you'd come out and say that tonight. Yeah. I don't know what the third rounders health status will be,

but I wonder if digs isn't a trade candidate. Yeah. It's tough to say just because I don't think that they're super deep at corner. And so I think that they're gonna wanna give him every opportunity. But it is funny that you, like, when you bring that up, it also makes me think of after day one, we did a little walk off with Jerry. And I can't remember what the exact question was.

You know what it was? It was about Tyler Smith and giving him a, you know, he's in line for a new contract. They just put the fifth year option on him. And Jerry was talking about how he wants, like, hey, sometimes it's better to wait on some of these contracts because you get to see a little bit more that plays out and things that happen and stuff. And so I tweet out that quote, of course, you get people respond and saying things like what other players didn't work out with. He's

waited too long on all these contracts. And so the people that he didn't say this, but I know what he's talking about. He's talking about Zeke. He's talking about Jaylen Smith and Lyle Collins and Michael Gallup. And there was a part of me when he said it, I'm like, he could be talking about Diggs too. I mean, as soon as they gave him the contract since then, it hasn't been the same as what they had before. Injuries have obviously been a big part of it, but that's the one. I think they want to see how he recovers from this. And then maybe you make a decision after that. But I think with the, so the third round picks of on Revelle, Dr.

Cooper, who's one of their team doctors did the surgery on Revelle. So they have a lot of the information there that made them feel comfortable. He'll start training camp limited. He'll be on the pop list. And then they plan on bringing him off of that during training camp at some point, but they think he'll be ready for week one. And as long as that's the case, then I think he's a starter with Kyrie Elam and Jaron Bland and you're a pretty good spot there. And if you can get digs back by week five or six, something like that,

then your room is probably in decent shape. That's interesting their perspective on once I pay you, I need you to then be more than you are now. Cause I remember them doing this with Dez. I remember them doing it. They even tried to tell us how Zeke was becoming a leader after he got paid. And I think some guys just are. Like you are just natural leaders. And that's what they really say about Tyler Booker right in fact here my

buddy you know Ryan Brown from Birmingham Alabama oh yeah they had let me see if I can play this for you guys real quick they had Tyler Booker on their show this morning because you know they got a relationship with them I guess a history. Let's see if I can get a little audio for you here. See what this sounds like. We're biased. I mean we all agreed you should be a first-round guy and you know there were there were you know some services and mock drafts that had you falling maybe out of the first round into the early second. But when you went

12 it did seem high where people had you projected maybe going in the 20s. Were you surprised at all it was Dallas? Were you surprised at all it was 12 when the phone rang and you got that call? No, I was surprised that I went as high as I did. It's something that I've been working for my whole life and I know what I bring to a team and what some of the quote unquote experts aren't privy

to are how well I do in the classroom, how well I do on the board and my leadership and what I bring to the team. So the Cowboys didn't just draft a right guard that's going to come and play after one of the greatest guards of all time. They also drafted a great leader, somebody who's going to change their culture, somebody who's going to improve their culture and improve their program and improve the team for, for years to come or however long the lower seas fit. But that's what some of the experts are don't know or aren't privy to. Feels like that's what they're pointing to a lot of.

And this guy does speak so well, you know, he's, he, he, he's very impressive. Like, like I said earlier, I'm, I'm super cynical about this team. They've given me plenty ammunition to be cynical about them. And so I'm not the hyperbole guy about just like, oh, this was such a great interview or this guy's the best or all they won the draft with this. But his answer when he came to the star on Friday and his answer to his pregame routine

and how detailed it was is the best answer I think I've ever heard. And it made me think about how, you know, when you're at the combine and you're interviewing these kids, like obviously the Cowboys did, you know, it's just one after another. You get, I think it's like 18 to 20 minutes with with a kid and whatever. And I don't care who you are. You do not want to follow him. You do not, That would have been bad for you. Like if you knew what this kid was, like you would not have wanted to be the next interview after him. Because if you just got even one thing wrong, it would have stood out because he is just

flawless in anything that you ask him. Kind of like how Dak has been throughout his career, where there's just nothing you can, you don't really need PR to help Dak with anything. He's got it. So this kid you can tell has just been, and I think his background is a big part of it. His parents have known for a while that he has a chance to make it to the NFL. And so this is a kid that plays at IMG Academy, which is as good, if not the best,

our high school program you could play football in. Then he goes to Alabama. And so, I mean, he's been in a great situation to as long as he followed the steps, like to have a successful career. So I would not surprise me if this, I'm not going to say he's Zach Martin and he's ring of honor, you know, hall of fame, but they might have gotten themselves another Tyler Smith. And if that's the case, then yeah, you're in, you're in great shape. No, no question about it. So even though I say the pick isn't

sexy when you hear the kid talk and then you see him play, it is obvious why I can see him winning teams over very, very easily. I mean, it doesn't appear to be many flaws in his game or the way he carries himself. Would you guys have liked to see the Cowboys pick Shador Sanders in the third? Oh yeah, I personally would have. I definitely wanted it. have liked to see the Cowboys pick Shador Sanders in the third? Oh, yeah. I personally would have. I definitely wanted it. He already basically gave his answer after saying, really, a guard?

Yeah, of course, something there. But I actually, just from a team building standpoint, would have said, yeah. I mean, I would have taken a shot at that. Or maybe you'd trade back a little bit. You're talking about best player available and all that kind of stuff. Was he ranked? Where did Dane Bruegler who these

draft people have him ranked um he was in the he was what would you say John when he's 20 on ESPN's board which I'm about which one I'm sorry door you do a booker or should door should door oh I think he had, I'm almost positive he had him in his top 20. So I mean, when you fall like that. 45. 45 is what PFF had, but still, it's in the mix to where by the third round, I mean, you're the, yeah.

And you wanna develop, you claim that you wanna be a, develop a backup quarterback team. Dane had him 34, but as his number two quarterback, with like a first to second round. Yeah, I mean, I have my thoughts on how idiotic the Browns are, but they, you know, they drafted another. I thought of you when they drafted him. Oh yeah, and I got a lot of that from different people that they thought of me, so I'm humbled. But just the thought that, I mean, the Browns ended up trading up to then add him after they had already gotten...

Dylan Gabriel. Yeah. Yeah, it's a really weird deal. It doesn't make any sense, but it would have really made a lot of sense with the Cowboys, especially after he had fallen a bit. Now he's the backup to Dak. Now he's got the Cowboy ties. Now he's the backup to Dak. Now he's got the cowboy ties. Are the cowboys just scared to death of having anybody behind Dak that could actually have the media? No, Joe Milton's a player. And that's why they didn't do it. Just like they told you with Mingo, we used our 144 on Mingo.

They traded to get Joe Milton. They were not going to come off of their plan. They were never going to take a quarterback in this draft. Well, that's ridiculous. It's the Cowboys. They don't de-pay from their plan. Yeah, I mean, there needs to be another kid or something for you to track down,

because this boring meat and potatoes line of scrimmage drafting. I just wanted to ask you, what's your vibe on Schottenheimer right now? I see little tidbits and he seems like a really personable dude. I wanna love this guy. I am a fan.

And I'm stuck trying to rationalize how the biggest brand in the sports world ended up hiring a guy that nobody else tried to hire for two decades. So I'm trying to sell it to myself, but it seems like he's a good room guy. It seems like the vibes are at least solid. Yeah, no question about that.

No, he checks all those boxes. Very authentic. I've kind of had my radar up for, let's see how things change, because it's not like he's Schottenheimer coming from the Jets. He's been in the building for the last three years. So I've been kind of like, okay,

at what point is he going to change the way he carries himself? Maybe just out of necessity because now he's the head coach, he can't act the same way he has before. And I haven't noticed any of that. So that has been pretty refreshing that he seems to be staying as authentic as he's been the entire time I've known

him being here and so I don't really have any questions about him at all until Sunday you know I won't that's when you'll be judged you know you can be the best guy the best human being everybody likes you a lot but if you're not winning games then you're not gonna be the coach of the Dallas Cowboys that long I mean I guess you can be for something like a decade. Yeah, probably won't be. So I guess yeah, that's a bad way to put that. Winning a lot of games and having postseason success.

But here's the thing like he how was he going to do calling the plays and then calling the plays and being the head coach on Sunday. So I think he's in a pretty good spot with having Dax, someone who's been around. So it's not like he's, there's going to be all this newness to it. So I think he'll be able to handle that well, but I think that's just how he gets judged. And kind of the way I feel about what I've seen from Brian Chatenheimer is I think everything up until then, I know they're going to be in a good spot, whether it be distractions,

whether you want to say whatever Jerry talking on the radio, Jerry saying something that goes against this tours, whatever people think are distractions, players getting arrested, players not liking each other behind the scenes. I think he's going to be great with all that stuff. But the part that I don't know is really the same stuff that I would say about Ben Johnson, who most people would say was the number one coaching candidate. Say, yeah, Ben Johnson, who most people would say was the number one coaching candidate. Say, yeah, Ben Johnson, he can dial up a play with the best of them, but we haven't seen him on Sunday as a head coach.

And there's a lot on your plate on Sunday with. Game plan decisions to changing your game plan, to challenges, to clock management and all that stuff. So there's a lot on your plate when, you know, when Dan Campbell takes over, he's not the offensive play caller. He can, he's the walk around head coach. He can kind of have his hand and a little bit of everything.

Like Brian's got a lot on his plate from that perspective. So I don't think that we'll know. And then like, I'll give you one that could be an issue right off the bat early on. If the offense doesn't look good, how long does it go into the season before then people are like, well, maybe he should just be the walk around head coach and let Clayton Adams call the plays like I'm not saying that's gonna happen right away

But it's the Dallas Cowboys You know those are gonna be storylines at the offensive sputtering and things like that. So how will he handle all that stuff? I think he'll be fine. It just the in-game coaching. We just don't know because he's never been a head coach before Yeah, and I don't know much about clay Clayton Adams and I don't know how he was hired But I think it's pretty telling that he was Because they can't have some like hot shot Coordinator coming here the first year of shot that Jerry's smarter than that I mean it may help the team but they couldn't have like the next Mike McDaniel sitting there who had some McVeigh

Resume or something they need it to be someone that you've probably never heard of McVeigh resume or something, they need it to be someone that you've probably never heard of before it becomes too threatening. But yeah, it's good to hear, because I feel like, even like with Zimmer last year, it was weird, like Micah's not talking to him, and I don't know, I guess I'm just trying to get back some of what it felt like. They had a really good room scene with like Dan Quinn

a couple years ago, and say what you want about Mojo moments, all some powers, but it didn't, it felt like they had a good vibe, so that's nice to hear. You know, back to- We're gonna have fun watching the Cowboys, you know? Back to Shador, as far as it concerns Schottenheimer, I don't know that this would have been a thing for the Cowboys, but I was thinking for other teams,

like the Saints in particular, who didn't draft Shador Sanders and it seemed like they would have been a great candidate to do so. Like, is that where a head coach, you know, Kellen Moore is there, like, do I want to draft this guy and they're going to immediately be saying Deion Sanders might be the next coach of the Saints if things don't go well for me here? That's part of it. I don't think that would be a Cowboys concern because I don't know that Schottenheimer really had any say in who they drafted. I could be wrong there. Do you think I'm wrong? Well he definitely had a say. I think

that with Shador, I think after you get out of that really the second round you're probably not drafting the guy to be your come in and be your starter or compete for the starting spot. And so now you're looking at your drafting a backup and then how much of the distractions you want to deal with that come with that. So like, I don't know if like Dak has a bad game and Chador is on the team. It's not even just about Chador.

It's like, all right, what's Dion going to say about this? Like at what point is Dion going to be like, well, I think maybe it's another time. It's time now that the Cowboys try somebody else at quarterback or something like that. And now it's this whole other thing you got to deal with now, because if Dion says something like that, it carries so much weight. He's one of the biggest names in all of sports. So I think that there's just a lot that comes with it that you could have said at the time. I mean, there's parts of that with like why teams probably weren't that interested in Tim Tebow to a certain part, because you don't really want

that from your backup quarterback. It's one thing if he's competing for the starting spot, but um, I think not drafting him probably eliminates any extra distractions. And I don't think that they felt like he'd fall that far. But even if they did, I just really think that they liked Joe Milton and that they wanted to bring him in and after they traded a pick for him, I just think that quarterback was just not something that they were really gonna consider.

But when Jerry was asked about Shador after the third round, just the answer he gave made me pretty confident they weren't going to draft him no matter what. Like, I mean, he talked very highly of him and, and talked very highly of Dion, but it just didn't seem like it was going to be something that they were going to be entertaining. Like that, again, they've done a lot of really like boring vanilla things over the last three, four years. So that would just be kind of out of character for them to do that move.

The, the, the Jerry Jones that does that kind of move would have been the Jerry Jones that would have traded up for Travis Hunter, you know, and that Jerry Jones is no longer running the Dallas Cowboys. So yeah, it didn't surprise me that they didn't take him. So Shador talent-wise and the position he's gonna play, backup quarterback, not worth the outside noise. Tad, Terrence, we'll take them because they're tied to our best players. We'll, we'll, we'll accept tweeting from Tad Prescott and Terrence Parsons. Big weekend for Terrence, John. Big weekend.

I, I saw, he was quite vocal. Do you consider that part of your job to cover knowing what Terrence Parsons says now? Not really, but that little for you tab that you accidentally hit every once in a while that I can't think of any time that I've ever hit it and didn't go, why did I do this? But it brings things on your timeline that you're just like, okay, I didn't really need to see this, but whatever. But yeah, there was a lot of, a lot of stuff I saw there. So, uh, the thing is with, with that is I just don't think it comes close to carrying the weight of, you know, I mean, look at that tweet, it just got brought back up where Dion saying whatever in 2018, like

I'd hate for, you know, if you're a quarterback, you go to the Cleveland Browns, like that's such a bad situation, you know? Um, that's, that's the, that's the issue there. It just hit his voice carries so much more weight. I mean, uh, there's nothing that Terrence Parsons is going to do and tweet that's going to get Donald Trump tweeting about it. Dion Sanders can do that, you know? So it's, there's levels to this and and in Dion is, uh, there's nothing that Dion says that gets ignored. So I think that that has to be factored in a little bit. Donald Trump is aware of the Browns now.

Yeah. Yeah. I see here that, uh, at the white house press briefing today, somebody asked, yeah, we can play it. I think really, yeah. Oh, please do. If you have it. Yeah.

Hold on one second. Uh, I think basically, cause Yeah. Oh, please do if you have it. Yeah, hold on one second. I think basically, because it was on Truth Social, right? He put out a thing saying he's actually awesome. Let's see if this will play. No dice, Blake? Okay, oh well.

She said, all I will say is the president put out a statement, and a few rounds later he was drafted. So I think the facts speak for themselves. A few rounds. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Whose account is that on?

Uh. White House? A.T. Rupar. Yeah, Rupar's account. He's the guy who cuts up video and the like. That's trying to find it. But it's not him saying it, it's just her saying it, so it's not as funny.

But yeah, hey, look, proof's right there. Ha ha ha ha. All right, man, well, we appreciate you joining us. The One Star Cowboys podcast, the best Cowboys podcast out there. The words are at the athletic. It's good times, man. Let's anxiously await Trayvon to tweet

like the monkey covering its eyes and the poop emoji or whatever he's gonna do to respond to this. It's the soap opera that we deal with here. We'll catch up soon, man. Absolutely, guys. Thanks for having me on. John Machota of the athletic. Yeah, what I'm dealing with is if I just try

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This is real? What are we doing, dude? Well, the only reason I'm thinking it's real, like I thought at first, oh, is this a thing people just, no, but then the White House retweeted it and said, Christopher Columbus is so back in a clapping hands emoji. Oh, yeah. So like the White House, like the one in Washington,

not the one in Valley Ranch, like the real White House. Yeah, the same one that recently tweeted closing time, the semi-sonic closing time, like they were deporting someone. Trump says, I'm bringing Columbus Day back from the ashes. The Democrats did everything possible to destroy Christopher Columbus, his reputation, and all of the Italians that love him so much.

They won't shut up about it. They tore down his statues and put up nothing but woke or even worse, nothing at all. So like they put up a woke, a statue of woke base. It's a lip ring. It's a big ear thing. No, yeah, it's just a statue of a PetSmart Polo. Then he says, well, you'll be happy to know Christopher is going to make a major comeback. I am hereby reinstating Columbus Day under the same rules, dates, locations as it has had for all of the many decades before. Add it to the list.

I hereby say, it's like it was before. What were the rules before? What are these rules he's referencing? Well, they're back. Bring back the old rules, just like John Gruden and brand new. That's not the number one. Christopher Columbus day. Christopher Columbus is back.

I'm only bringing that up because you had mentioned Trump and Deion. He's tweeting about Deion's kid. It's incredible. Christopher Columbus Day, of course, is in? June, April, March. October 13th, 2025 this year. Yeah.

So it's not Indigenous Peoples Day, is it, anymore? Apparently not. It's Savage Indian Day, I believe. It's Daughter Feather Day. It's Feather Day. No, that wasn't what I really thought was the headline of today in Twitter over the weekend. This one gorilla versus a hundred men debate.

Are you privy to this? I've seen a couple of tweets. Yeah, the group chat was live. Okay, so that's the big debate this weekend on Twitter, folks, is 100 men versus one gorilla. And whether or not you even need 30 men, or whether or not if you had 1,000, it would matter. Yeah.

Where do you fall? We should call Bradley. Yeah, I've got some Bradley follow up from Jake taking down a cow. Yeah, I had a little bit from Anna Kay. She says no way. No way you could kill a cow with your bare hands? No.

She probably tried. Yeah, I mean she kills animals as a vet. That's her main job. What did our professor say? Just that he doesn't think Jake could take him down. He doesn't think Jake could choke it. Like that I wouldn't have the will or that I wouldn't have the physical ability.

I guess the physical ability. He says my skepticism is also based on physics and mammalian anatomy. I don't know, dude. I can't read half of this. But he's not very positive in this, in your case. You have thick necks. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it would be sweet if you could knock it out. Somehow. Just straight jab to the nose. I think you'd have to use your foot. I've always wanted to know how to headbutt good. Seems pretty straightforward. Yeah, you don't want to headbutt now. I always thought that would just hurt you though.

Well, that's what I'm saying is obviously somebody's able to do it in a way that it doesn't. I think if you use the point of yours and kind of drive up, Yeah. you can get away with it. But in any case, I think I fall, man. You know, the obvious thing here is that you're supposed to say the gorilla, you're a dummy

if you think anything otherwise. But the other side of that is, let's acknowledge, is there a number that we could say where you would say the people win? Because it feels like you're just saying no, there's no way, which obviously is not true. So if you acknowledge there is a number that could kill the gorilla, we're just deciding the number.

And I don't think 100 is that far off. Now, here's the problem real quick. In all of these things, we leave out what is ultimately the most important characteristic of the hypothetical or the challenge, same as with me and the cow, and that is, are you doing this for survival? Because if you are, that's the only way the gorilla knows.

So, and- Well yeah, you have to be, because you're against a gorilla. But what I'm saying is, you have to be, this is not like a, yeah, basically it needs to be, you're trying to kill this gorilla, and understand, like, everyone in there is probably going to be, this is not like a, yeah, basically it needs to be, you're trying to kill this gorilla and understand, like everyone in there is probably going to die.

Like you need to be fighting as if you could die, not a, are you physically strong enough? Do you know what I mean? You have to flip a killer thing that we don't have as people. It has to truly be one versus 100. 100 meaning a team of 100. Now that's the definite part. You gotta team up.

If you're trying to just look out for yourself, then yeah, the gorilla would steamroll all of you. Because you're gonna have to team up, someone's gonna have to be a leader, and someone is gonna have to be on the front line and take some initial hits. And that's where the problem comes in with this teaming up. I mean, because you don't elect a leader

that's going to say, look, you're gonna have to go up there, Blake. It's a... Which if you guys were right behind me, then I would feel better, but I just know, Dan, you're gonna hide in the corner and not help me. I'll be the last one.

Which is why I won't do it. Because I'm the leader. But there will be enough people who are dumb on the other side like me, who are just like, let's go. Well, I think it's not, it's survival. That's why I need to draft you when you're 18. Yeah. Yeah.

Because you'll do whatever I say at that point. For sure. Can you be, maybe you need some money? Right. How's your family? What if when you get out of, probably get out of here, that I'll pay for your college. College is really expensive, bro.

Yeah. Can I buy a 2003 Ford Mustang? I like to say this, so. I think they can, I think a hundred people can. What are you to a gorilla, is it like, what age person is it to you? A four-year-old? What are, okay, you're the gorilla.

I know what you mean, but I'm just trying to think of how you even. An eight-year-old? Like what, you as a human, is a six, three know, strength you are, an above average fighter perhaps, overall population, but really right in the middle probably, right? Yeah. Like you're not a kick-ass fighter. No, I'd say I'm a good measure for average.

But- I've got 100 me's. But what is the equivalent kid? Like to how easily you would dispatch of this kid to how easily one gorilla would dispatch of you now We have to multiply that kid and say how many you know, is it a five-year-old? Is it an eight-year-old? Like would an eight-year-old inflict enough as much damage on you as you could to a gorilla before you killed this eight-year-old? Well, you could start with weight. It says most gorillas, 300 to 500 pounds. I don't think that's going to be that helpful. Why?

Because it's a physics issue. The bones are thicker. The bones are way thicker. I just think they're... The skin is really, really thick. You can't puncture it. Yeah, so I'm just saying... Like you couldn't claw at it and it would bother it.

It would be like, this feels great, thank you. We're looking at it to be like, oh, 300 to 500. And you're thinking to yourself, oh, it's about the size of that Florida defensive tackle. Right? But it's not the same mass. I think it starts there. I mean, as far as like how strong it is.

But, okay. But I I was thinking I don't know whatever kid weighs 70 80 pounds yeah be about the equivalent you're gonna have to play the long game 20 to 40 guys are gonna have to just know that they're going in there to die well that's that's what I'm saying as humans. Starting Cowboys offense. You're saying because they have a coordination? With pads? Some of it. No, I think you need more than 20,

or more than 11 to 15 dudes. I think you need 50 to 100 dudes. Send the linemen in first, and then skill guys come in. Okay, what about the defense? Would that be better? I think you need 50 to 100 dudes. Send the linemen in first and then skill guys come in. Okay, what about the defense? Would that be better? I think you need something like 100 people. You need to surround it and overwhelm it

and basically just suffocate it. Yeah, while it's going at the front, you got guys in the back, yeah. I just think it's amazing that we live in an information ecosystem where some guy can tweet out, I think 100 ins could beat one gorilla. Everybody just gotta be dedicated to the shit. And Newsweek has an article.

They're not. We're talking about, we're like, yeah, I mean, because, man, some of the stuff in my group chat, of course, what if one out of 100 blanks grabbed the gorilla's balls? Balls, that's one I haven't really even thought of. We learned here that the average gorilla male, obviously penis, just 1.1 inches.

Oh, don't make him mad. It says, y'all thinking too hard, just 1.1 inches. Pah! Oh, don't make him mad. It says y'all thinking too hard, just go meat for meat. Just grab his little tiny micro, micro primate penis. But yeah, I don't know. 100, come on. I saw a lot of science girls saying the way. I would think 100 good could,

but it couldn't be 100 random people just thrown in there with him. You would have to have some kind of a plan. You would have to have some kind of organization, because like Clayton said, the first 20 or 30 might just, you might end up dying. Like if I gave you 100 no gear,

but trained and in shape Marines, they will beat this gorilla to death. They might not lose a guy. Well yeah, I think that's a level of domination. But if it were just like 100 guys from the mall, no. It'd be closer. What mall? And that was Today in Twitter.

Not all malls are created equal. I don't even, I don't know. Town East Mall could hold their own. North Park, I'm not sure that we'll go there, but... So that was Today in Twitter, but we also have something that I discovered on Twitter. We never finished Weekend Check either, don't forget. Do we do that today or tomorrow? A two day Weekend Check, you're crazy full.

What do you wanna do? I don't have a lot. I didn't really finish mine either. Okay, go ahead, let's finish it up then. Boy, now the pressure's really on. Yeah, you just told me how great Weekend Check is. Let's see, what else did I do? So yeah, we did the we did

the skydiving got my ass kicked by another listener at soccer actually same guy but he didn't prepare me how often this was gonna happen just guys who listen to the show or really like our stuff. Was he the coach? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it got better, but not good. What was the score? Are they even keeping score in your daughter's age? They don't tell them, but I do. I mean, the parents do. It might've been like...

Is it no goalie? No, but we kind of just, you play like one back, right? Right, you're not allowed to have a goalie though. No. Okay, yeah, because I remember getting into a big argument with somebody that we were telling someone to go into the goal and I'm like, dude, if you think we can tell these girls what to do. Yeah, like you're absolutely high. They they are just kind of running back there and she ends up in the goal. And we're not keeping score and

who, why do you care? care? What are we doing here? Like that was part of my argument. I'm trying to be cool sports guy, but I could see if I knew, hey, there's a rule that you can't play goalie, and the other team was playing a goalie, and my kids were like getting close and trying to score, and they were unable to, I might say something.

Sure. Like just like, that's not the point of the game, right no we don't really keep score it was probably five to two we got a couple. Okay there you go. You're scratching. Yeah the last one might have been 20 to nothing. Okay. With that team. Teaching her. Yeah. That losing is a big part of life. Yeah I went and I went and played flag football yesterday down to QB three Now you guys are cuz you lost your ringer Well, no our ringer was our I guess he's our ring. He's our guy He's been our guy from the start our ringer. I actually saw playing for the

St. Louis battle Hawks on Saturday. Oh congrats. He's no longer with us But yeah St. Louis Battle Hawks on Saturday. Oh, congrats. He's no longer with us. But yeah, played, it was super fun. And then got home and for the second day in a row, and really I think it's for the third and four weekend days, I took a nap of 90 minutes or longer. Like a nap, like a nap ass nap. Like literally fell asleep.

Yes, like I slept on the couch with whatever basketball or hockey was on, kids just laying on the couch and I just. How was it? It's. Was it great? I mean it's awesome but then you just wasted an hour and a half of your Sunday.

Well the thing is, I get up pretty early and I think I get up even earlier on the weekend because I'm so excited about the opportunities to be left alone. So I'll get up even earlier and it's like, they're gonna sleep in later because it's weekend. More me, me, me. And so then, you know, I'm sleeping like five hours

a night on the weekend, but if I can get like an hour and a half, two hours just randomly, sunny outside, dude, this is life. If you can get the weekend nap, it feels like the final boss of dad, maybe even transitioning into grandpa level life. Just set that day up for a nap. That's why people like golf.

And for years, of course. Yeah, for years, I bought into the grind, like dude, nap or do you? Like I'm out, every minute I got, I'm either reading or lifting weights, working, no. Yeah, what does Brian Johnson think about a nap? I'm getting myself a lemonade and I'm taking a nap. It's been pretty great, boys.

I'm not gonna lie to you. Clayton, what'd you do? I had a fun interaction with AI. What was her name? I was gonna say. Taco Bell has introduced their new AI ordering for the drive-through. What are they calling it?

I don't know. Semi-attractive sounding woman talking to me asking me what I'd like to order. They should make, nah they should make the Chihuahua do it. Gator what do you want? You get a Taco Bell. That would be sick if you can just like they see your face and they just pull up your account. So how does this work? So you pull up and their screen's all digital now. And the order screen, it's like lady pops on, it's just like, welcome to Taco Bell. What would you like to order?

Told them my order, got it perfect. Taco Supremes, no tomatoes, extra cheese. Boom, classic stacker, got it. Then I got upsold. They taught the AI how to upsell. Ooh. Are you sure you wouldn't like some nacho fries with that? And I'll be damned if I did want some nacho fries with that.

You weren't sure that you didn't need some nacho fries. That's incredible. You, they didn't need some nacho fries with that. That's incredible. They didn't teach it, you just taught it. Yeah, it looked at your order and said. If you answer that, yes, they're like, oh, OK, I'm going to keep asking this. So what is the bit here? It's actually supposed to be able to save your speech

pattern or no? No, it's just it ordered, instead of having to deal with someone over the loudspeaker, it just eliminates the need for that one person. That's still pretty impressive. It's moving the kiosk outside. Yeah, and you don't touch it, you talk to it. That's pretty, that's a big step.

Yeah. One thing that I did notice, the gentleman in front of me in line. There are no gentlemen at Taco Bell Well, what does that mean? Pardon me Sir, I'm trying to live moss over here and Blake's over here freaking the ball down my throat. I've been there guy in front of me Definitely not first English first language speaker having trouble with the

AI yeah why didn't they teach the AI that was my point was Russian you said the guy was yeah what language I could just tell I could I could hear him having to repeat his order over and over again mmm so I was like if we have AI yeah you should don't make it racist the language you want it to speak to you, and it speaks that language to you for your order. Especially at Taco Bell in Texas. Don't you think? Yeah, but I mean, probably anywhere. Well, that's interesting. I wonder if it can handle, because the reason, as I've told you guys, that I switched to doing a lot of app ordering,

it wasn't because of the points like with Blake, it was because of the customization options. Like there's cheeses that you just feel like an asshole asking for, but if you put it on, if you're like, you know what, I'd like a little cheddar and pepper jack, and I'm, you know what, I might like the bacon a little extra crispy. That's not the sort of thing you should say to a person at a water burger at 1130. But if you do it on the app. When using the app at the sushi place,

they've never gotten the order wrong. But when you call in an order, there is a language barrier sometimes that causes them to write the wrong thing down that you didn't mean, and so. Yeah. Hey, go apps. Automated.

Go apps. Balls and strikes. All right, Blake. I had a big dinner Saturday night for a friend's 40th birthday party. We went to. Everybody be turning 40 this weekend. Yeah. party we went to everybody be turning 40 this weekend yeah went to a seafood

place where we had a table minimum and that was a little jarring to me high roller spender like what does that mean there were ten of us and I guess with the reservation if you're gonna have a party that large you had to commit to a thousand dollar minimum whoa that's about what I was gonna say. And so I didn't, I wasn't aware. Alcohol goes towards that, right? Yeah, everything does. Yeah, you could get to 100 then.

So, I wasn't aware, just. That's exception, you don't think 100 is exceptionally high? No, I think it's high. I don't think it's exceptionally high. They just think you're gonna be there for like two hours instead of one. I think if you have two drinks, an appetizer, and an entree, you're gonna be there for like two hours. I think you have two drinks an appetizer and an entree You're probably pretty close

Like splitting an appetizer. You're probably like 75 bucks. What if you don't drink? Then you have a problem on your hands. Yeah, and Yeah, I didn't drink but you know, they're the stakes on all 50 60 bucks the fish 30 40 But I don't I wasn't aware of the minimum you're like well guess what I have a tip minimum And it is zero So they come to us at the end of the night. You're like you're $200 short and So now it's like it's kind of Christmas where it's like, okay. Well, what do we want? But it's also like man, we've you have to get this had about that painting on the wall? Had dessert, and so luckily they-

Change. It wasn't on the menu. Market price. And so we ended up being able to buy some wine to go, which I don't know if it's a COVID thing or you've always been able to do that. They make you do that, and then you also have to tip. So that's actually 400 more dollars.

Yeah. So I don't know, it was weird. I'd never been a part of the table minimum, I don't think. Well, they should have, somebody should have been aware. Maybe just, nobody was, but. Yeah, I think the person who booked it was, but didn't tell any of us. Man, I would have gone one wine,

bottled wine for everybody. I would have gotten three desserts. We went pretty hard. I was a dessert guy now. Several, yeah. Well, for hard. I would have gotten several, yeah. Well for the group, you've gotta burn some money. Okay. Yeah, let's do it. And yeah, I am partially more dessert guy now.

I'm not against sharing the dessert. No. I think I was in the past. I think I'm not, I think sharing is the move because you just get to experience. Different stuff. Yeah, just get two or three desserts. You've been sharing dessert for a while.

That was my first gay not gay entry. You and Bob sharing ice cream in California. Well, I think I was against it though. Now I'm for it. He was against it in the same way that Shannon Sharpe's lady was against it. He's like, oh no, please, mom, stop. Stop feeding me ice cream. I forget what your recent invention was,

but I think I have another invention for you, Jake, to mark it. Oh, the blinker was gonna sync up with the beats permitted in your playlist? What do you got? So I'm at a fancy restaurant, I don't know what half of these fish are. If we're gonna do digital menus, how about a nice

little like flyover of the plate, or just like a rotating, like I wanna see what it looks like before I get it. That's a good idea. Because we, you know, you do the thing, you naturally come down to two, you can't really decide which one. I got one of them, my buddy got the other one, and it was pretty apparent early on, he got the better one. You got out water-burgered?

Yeah, so I was like, son of a bitch, if I had just seen it, that looks way better than mine. No, it's a good point. Look, we have like a sales deck that we're working on, like a real business, and when you open it, there's moving images on it, despite the fact that it slides. So I know you can do it, Papadou.

I know I should be able to just scan the QR code and as I swipe, just see the dish. Yeah, click on it. And not a bad photo. I wanna, like he said, a little aerial, a little four second, let's see the dish. Either rotate the plate, you can have all your allergy info, your calories if you want, all that kind of,

it just needs to be, menus can be better. Imagine. We're kind of stuck right now. I'd like to start a new list, and I don't quite know what to call it, but along the anchored phrases, I've seen a few words recently that I don't know if I'd ever seen in text before.

Words that you hear a lot, but like for instance, when we were in San San Antonio I saw the word soiree. Nailed it. But I had to look at it. Soiree. Negligé. Negligé is not like a lady thing. What is it? I recently learned what a blouse was. Like underwear. Negliges in underwear? Yeah, it's like hot though. Is it different than? It's sexy.

Is it like stalactites and stalagmites where you have lingerie and negligee? Is it, am I wrong? No. Is it lingerie? I don't know the difference in negligee and lingerie. It's negligee not lingerie. That's right, no, you're right. I don't know, that's what I and lingerie. It's negligee not lingerie. That's right, no, you're right.

I don't know, that's what I'm saying. I never hear about negligee. I think he was in 98 Degrees. That's Nick Lachey married to Jessica Simpson. Cacophony. Did I have a boo drop? I say cacophony and you know why I do. Do you guys have these sort of things where,

for me it was like eighth or ninth grade AP or whatever testing. I learned that word and it was like, that's a good ass word. And I just kept saying it for the next 25 years. What's it mean? Like a loud, like a bunch of noises mixed together, very loud, like a cacophonous sound.

Yeah. My home basically. My home, basically. But yeah, that's one you just learn in eighth grade and you're like, I could ride this forever. Yeah, C-A-C-O-P-H-O-E-Y. Okay, I think that's it. And then last, diocese. I don't think I'd ever seen that in print.

The archdiocese. I don't know what any of it means. I don't know what diocese means. I read a... It has something to do with the church. Yeah, yeah, I mean I've read about, we have a story in the news today about when the Pope draft is.

I think it's like a week from now or something, but these words, papal conclave, don't know it. No idea, but that is a good list, Blake. And then let me leave you with a bad bit. So my wife is on like the Wiley Facebook pages for some reason, I don't know, sometimes she finds deals, drama. 100% is all, let me tell you the new

I buy Playboy for the articles. It's the woman who's on Facebook, quote, to maybe buy some things. It's not because of marketplace, you may use that. It's because you do still want to see who got fat, who's the most racist, who's the gayest, whose kids are, it ain't because you might occasionally, two or three times a year, peruse a $99 item.

Well, you know, if there's ever a wreck on 78, she'll tell me what happened and who was involved. If there's a new store opening up off of Ballard, she knows about it. She's up with the Wiley drama. And so she saw this post and she wanted to submit this for a bad bit because the first sentence says,

"'Does anyone here do yard decorating?' And this was around the time of Easter, so maybe this person wanted an Easter bunny and a big carrot inflatable in their yard. I don't know. But then it goes on to say, "'My four-year- old passed away last year. I hate to honor the day I watched him die,

but my therapist told me it's important to recognize that date the same as his birthday, help please. So she wants to- Yeah, I'm not calling you if I do decorate yards. That's a tough one. Or anyone else that has an idea of how to honor his first birthday. Although I can overcharge you, you probably aren't going to,

if I do come up with a great idea, you're not gonna balk at the price. Spare no expense. Oh, it's, you think there's too high of a price for your kid? All right. Yeah, it's interesting. I would have been like,

did you not have a funeral? You did do that, right? So you just need an annual thing after that? What's it supposed to, let's, I mean, let's brainstorm. What do you put in the yard? I guess you gotta know how he died. You want to put a cross up and put him up there? Seems a bit far. I don't know. I mean we're just brainstorming. I don't know how to celebrate. Retire his number. Yeah? Retire his number.

Have that there for the whole year. What if you called her and did say, do you still have the body? Or like, we could do like a crash dummy type thing. I'll put a rock in front of your garage. Three days later, we'll have him walk out. Now, should anything regarding a, A scoreboard that says cancer one.

A child who has passed on, should that be exempt from all bad bit? I mean, I've said that before. I've said that many times before. Because Blake pointed out the lady at his gas station who in the month of December would bring up her dead child. But my point is these people want to lead with this. Like you want people to know.

Yeah, because they want to talk to somebody about it because it makes them feel better. Facebook is not the place. It's like just keeping it bottled inside that's not healthy, right? You're supposed to. Well, because I'll go into the gas station with my kid and she's like, I wish I still had my son.

Like what am I supposed to say to that? What do I do? Well, why don't you take this one? Yeah, here. Just a week, what if we do a trade-off then? They just want you to be sad with them, and I don't like it. Don't rain on my parade.

Jeez. But anyway, if you'd like to help this poor woman. We should do something for her. But the therapist is like, you probably just need to move past it, find a way to celebrate, and she came up with, yeah, decorate my yard. I guarantee you,

her therapist did not think she was gonna do the dead kid version of Lordy Lordy Look Who's 40 out front. Made it to heaven before seven. RIP, James. Instead of over the hill, it's heaven before seven. RIP, James. Instead of over the hill, it's under the ground. My weekend very quickly. The reason I brought up Cy Robertson before the show is because I am now updating today in history every day throughout the whole year because every year my files, they're

always missing like the weekend from the day before, so, or the year before, so now I'm trying to get even more anal about it and now I'm just updating it all weekend. And it was his birthday this weekend and you said it seems like they're all their birthdays are like this in this last week, so it is. My daughter could check in throughout during this week at some point if you want, but she went to the Savannah Bananas game at Clemson, the largest ever crowd over 81,000 sold out. She called me on Saturday night or first she texted me Saturday night right after it. She texted me during it and said, what did she say?

Sorry, she entered a lottery to be able to get tickets. Blah, blah, blah. Oh, Saturday night, bro. That's how she texts you? Well, first it was just one text, bro. Three, that's it. Okay. During the game.

Then the next text comes in a little while later. This Savannah banana low key brain rot. So I think she kind of hated it. I mean, I can expect. I think she was glad she was there, but said it was just too much. Yeah, no other way. I would have been honestly, if she was like,

you know what, this is really cool. And I think that there's a redeeming here. It looks like they're bringing families together, growing the, I would have been really disappointed. You know, I need to know. She also ended up committed to the cause. This is later today now. It says I haven't filed taxes for 2023.

It said the extension deadline was October 31st, 2024. What do I do? Yeah. You're a little late. I figure that's, I just kind of assume that's dad, dad of college kid for sure. And I saw videos and it looked awesome. I thought she did it.

Yeah, I thought she did. I listened to Jake's politics business Wednesday from a couple weeks ago. That was really good. Hey, thanks man. No, I liked it. I had not listened to it yet, but I wanted to hear what Harper had to say.

If you want to hear about a guy who's running for school board, it's just very interesting, I think. Yeah. We made the episode free. It's on everything. It's on YouTube. Early voting is going on right now.

I think early voting probably wraps up tomorrow. I'm gonna go vote in my city today. But Harper running for Plano ISD school board. And I just wanna let everybody know, you don't have to vote. You do not. That's what it's about being an American. Definitely do not.

Let's see, Savannah Bannon. Oh yeah, and then so my big project yesterday was I'm working on some spring cleaning. I couldn't get to it this weekend. Next weekend might be the weekend where I take every single thing out of my garage as if we were moving, clean it all out, and then I want to eradicate half of it. I do need to know from you guys, I might want you to kind of just peek in my garage and say, you know what, I'll take a couple of bat, softball bats. I mean, I just have so much. Yeah, it's a possibility.

From kids growing up for the last decade, and now they're in college. So I have lots of, I got a nice wagon you could put, if you're going to be a coach, you're going to want this wagon, my friend. Like I, the day I bought this wagon was, it changed my life. It was so great. But. No, I'd love to check it out.

We wrapped that up this weekend, you know, after Pro Slat came out and our community's done the upstairs and I'm going to be honest, I could have taken my wife right then when that garage, like, I needed a... It's so wonderful. I would have had, I needed a damn mop. I don't think I've cleaned it for two years. Like, she just was staring at the garage, like, organized completely, and I was like, I haven't seen that look in 10 years.

Now can you keep it... Probably not, but... That way, but that's... Stay on the blower, your... I mean, I'm impressed with the work you've done over 10 years. Now can you keep it? Probably not, but stay on the blower. I mean I'm impressed with the work you've done over the years. I do a lot of blowing. That's what she said. So I know bro, huh? Marriage. Although I did see Blake's pregnant wife the other day and I did remember that Blake said he's never been around a hornier lady than his wife when she was pregnant the first time, so I'm thinking this guy is really beat.

Well, it ain't me, it's the whatever, hormones. I know, but I'm just thinking you're probably scoring a lot lately, bro. She'll probably take you if I hit her out. He was late the other day, because she's like, you have time? Oh, speaking of she'd probably take me, my wife pulled out the riding mower for the first time.

She was riding that around last night, like way too long. Oh speaking of she'd probably take me my wife pulled out the long riding mower for the first time She she's riding that around last night like way be gone You've already mowed that area. What do you I don't know it needs to go you need to go the other way She's having to drive it on the street. Yeah, she's just having the greatest time But no yes, so part of my spring cleaning though was man this coffee pot It's disgusting. The stainless steel coffee pot, so I went online and looked up some internet tips and it was like, just fill it with boiling water and drop a,

what do you call it, the dishwasher little thing, the little square thing, whatever you call it. Well, we use like the pods, but if you have those. Pod. Oh, that'll work, okay. Yeah. So drop the pod in and then go for a walk and come back. And, god damn it, if they weren't right. Really?

It was wonderful. And then I felt bad that I didn't like video it. It's just weird. This goes to my Shador talk that I want to have is, you have to video every second of your life. You're going to get, hey, if you get prank phone called, you're going to get prank phone called, and we're have to video every second of your life you're gonna get if you get prank phone called you're gonna get prank phone called and we're gonna have every angle of it like I did think later I should have videoed that cuz now I'm just gonna take another two years for that pot to get that

disgusting again. Why do you need the video? I don't know I just thought that be a cool video. My daughter I should let you know that that is fully infected the youth like if I take a picture she's like, can we post that to all of them? Instagram? Twitter? TikTok? I'm like, no we're not. We're not. We don't that. Like you just want to live your life. She just and I'll have the coffee. I'm like, why? Why do you want to do this? She's like, don't you want everyone to see everything you take pictures of? Right. No. No. It's a coffee pot. So also on the internet, I think I told you last week or recently

that I had seen this thing that it looked like it worked. So we have a couple of like an old pancake pan and an old frying pan and a popcorn pot, whatever, that are really, they've got a lot of buildup and stuff over the years. So I caked it with tomato paste. Supposedly you cake it with tomato paste and leave it on for a half hour or an hour,

and it just eats away at everything. And I am here to say it does not work. The way they said it was. But tomato paste all over my hands, all over the, like I ruined the sponges. Right, you had to eat dry pasta. Yeah, I had to eat dry pasta, because we had no, yeah, but that did not work as well.

All right, this is a new Wednesday series. What, just hacks? The handy Dan. Life hacks, yeah, dad, dad whatever, dad something. Break. You want a break? All right. The Dumb Zone. You're listening to The Dumb Zone.

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But it also says a new piece of art. Well, I like pictures of doors though. I hang up pictures of doors. If you've been to my house, you'll know you'll be like, what is this guy's deal? So that one day doors like works perfectly for me. Two birds. So where were we? Oh, um. Oh yeah, I was just going to tell you guys, I forgot, you know how we do like that. I haven't thought about Luca in a minute. Like today I was going to wear my fire Nico shirt, but I didn't want you to think about Luca every time you looked at me.

Oh, thank you. And so today, it's been a while since I thought about Luca and that was good. And I went about an hour and a half not remembering that my car died, my battery I think, and that I had to Uber to work today. And that when we end today, I have a predicament on my hands. Oh man, you need a ride home?

Kinda. Okay. Like can you drive Jake home? No, I rode the train. We'll figure it out. It's just one of those, it's like, oh geez, that's hanging out there. That'll be a fun afternoon.

So your car, yeah, I don't get this, cause you said your key fob didn't work, but also your phone, whatever technology you have to start your car with your phone, it wouldn't work either. No, it wouldn't unlock, it wouldn't. I don't have no idea what I'm gonna do. And we can't blame... I don't have a physical key. We can't blame a drunken stupor for this. Like, isn't that cool? Like, you had stuff in your past that you can kind of write off. Yeah. Well, the problem is is that for many, many years,

people did not understand that this happens, like, I remember, one of the first things I remember my parents being mad at me about was like losing an Adidas track jacket they bought me. And I was not using drugs and alcohol in sixth grade. But it was a common thing, I've just always, but that's frankly offensive on your part, because this is just my battery die.

Well, we did tell you to get your oil changed while we were in San Antonio. And you know, I'm gonna tell you something, if you wanna bring that back up, let's bring it back up, because I've thought about it a lot. When do we tell them that? I don't remember this. Shut up, here's what bothers me about it.

So Dan drove my car, and noticed that the thing came on and said, oil change required, you know, you're this much over. And he was silly to think that your car needed an oil change. Well, he was gonna keep that to himself, I think, and then we got in the car together, and now he's like, oh, it's too obvious. He had to point it out, like, oh, don't you hate that?

But you would think that a guy that was anal enough to have noticed and said something would have looked up at the sticker and seen that the sticker was 3,500 miles into the future from where the odometer was and would have thought, obviously he's on top of it, they just didn't reset the system. No one's looking at that sticker.

Are you mad at me? No, but he's saying that I was charged with not changing my oil, which was because you got in the car and you ran right to your little butt buddy and was like, Jake didn't change his oil. Way out of. I had to drive your car that night and it felt a little off. Yeah, that was the best part of the whole thing

is I brought it up when we first got in the car and Jake was like I want to talk about it. Yeah because I'd already been through it with him. I promise look the sticker says that changes it. We stopped at a gas station. And that's more important when you are a drunk guy or former because you really want people to know that you're on top of things in your life and that you're not just letting it all fall by the wayside. So it actually bothered me. I'm like, damn, Dan definitely thinks I just don't change my oil.

But Dan, the best part was, that was when we first left the concert. So we're driving home, kind of just trying to figure out what we're doing for food. No one's really talking. Stop at a gas station and Blake goes, man, this car drives like it needs an oil change.

And the entire car just fell out, because it was immediate timing. So I don't know how to start my car. I don't know how I'm going to get into pop the hood to jump the car. Well, that's not a, that's just a release, your hood. Yeah, but it's inside the car. I've never done it from outside just a release your hood. Yeah but it's inside the car I've never done it from outside I know it's possible but they can't do

it when I get my oil changed. Is it possible from outside the car? But there's no key. No there's never been a key. That's crazy. Do you have a code? There's no hole for a key? There is a hole for a key and like can you pull out yeah in the middle of the key fob? Most fobs have a pull-out key probably this occurred like five minutes before I needed to be on the road to go to the show so it was call Dan see what's up get an uber it's figured out but you see why we would think you wouldn't change your oil if you don't know how to use your key fob, right? It's a fair point there, Clifton. The car didn't start via phone, okay?

There were other factors that made me think this is more than just a fob. Anyways. And I know your name isn't Clifton, but we had an intern that we would inadvertently call Clifton all the time. Bill Belichick. Oh my. Let's talk about Bill Belichick. And speaking of promo codes, let's just pump up Lone Star Beer while we're at it. You can get this sweet hat that I got.

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for me. Bill Belichick was on the CBS Sunday morning show, apparently sat down for an interview because apparently he has a book out. Yeah, I didn't know any of this. I forgot to tell you, one part of my weekend check was I went to Peppa Pig land. It was great to spend time with my family. Yeah, I was thinking that'd be fun.

Peppa Pig has accents. You'll be happy to know Peppa Pigland, very little affiliation with the brand or characters of Peppa Pig. Oh, my bad, it's called Peppa Pigland. I just assumed it would be about Peppa Pig. It's pretty much just rides, but rides not that kids are just tall enough to get on.

It's like rides made for six-year-olds. So that was cool. But the cool part is I was there with TC and his family, and this interview had come out like an hour before, so we were just able to watch it and talk about it together for like an hour, and I'm with him. This is the most amazing sports story we've had in a long time.

We can't say enough about it. He's Bill Belichick. Just pick a random thing, you would never. The ultimate mad lib. Yes, and just the opposite, if you had said at one point, you know what, Ron Washington will be busted for cocaine. He'd be like, all right. Oh, speaking of that, I have a new Griffey List candidate.

This morning, you're gonna hear it later on the show this week, but we interviewed Eric Nadel, and while we're sitting there with him, I'm like, he's a Griffey. Okay. He's as Griffey as he gets, I think. You guys agree? I just think if there was some major scandal

with Eric Nadel and prostitutes or something, I would be like, ah, no, not Eric Nadel, no. I don't believe it, really? No, I mean, I don't wanna. I just feel like, I don't know, he feels awesome. I'm not gonna put anyone with a force field on the gr Griffey list. Ooh, mental health.

Okay, that means he doesn't want him on the Griffey list. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Bill Belichick though, it's the opposite of whatever list like he's on now, I would never have had him on this list of being dragged around by his own tail, like seemingly whipped. Like, I don't know what's going on. He's Bill Belichick. He does things like...

He does things the way he wants to do them, and that is it. And in fact, in this interview, he's wearing a old torn- up sweatshirt that looks like it's literally 50 years old. And it might be, it's stained and it's disgusting and he's wearing this in his interview that he is filming at his high school that he went to high school at. He was going back to, I don't know why they filmed it there,

but his 24-year-old girlfriend is a part of this interview. We'll get to her in a second. First, I just want to show you clip one, is this is why I like Bill Belichick. You write about not cheerleading on the sideline, but also you're against the inspirational locker room speech at halftime. Coach, have you not seen the movies?

I've seen them. Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm not against them. I would just say I've seen very few that were really worthy of a strong mention or changed the direction of the team or the game. There have been very few. Most of it really is strategic. What are they doing? What do we need to adjust to that? That's really what football is. Identifying a problem, figuring a solution, and then executing that, you know, that plan to make it work. That's who I want to hear. That's my guy.

Halftime of a locker room. There's no rah-rah speeches. It's, you know, looking at the angles, looking at the objective facts. This is what we have to do. This is how we will be successful. We're not going to be successful because I pump you full of confidence. We're going to be successful because you have run up and down that hill a million times. You have lifted more weights. You have studied more. You are more prepared than anyone else. And we're trying to cheat as much as we can. So that's why we're going to win. We're taking every edge we can.

Not this, I'm going to pump you up with subjective things. Objectively, this is why you can and will win. And that's my guy. That's why this other stuff doesn't make any sense that he's doing with his 24 year old girlfriend. We'll get to that in a second. Cut two is him talking about Robert Kraft. And I thought this got a little bit uncomfortable.

Bill Belichick is just uncomfortable overall. Yeah, always. Like what about when his face tries to smile? It's a weird, it's very Grinch-like. It's like it doesn't, these muscles have never been used in this way, but I know that humans smile when something amusing is said. I am now evaluating what you just said as something amusing enough to elicit a smile.

Now let me activate facial muscles that must force this to happen. But here's the weird thing though, right, is that he's not, he had a girlfriend before, and she was pretty, she wasn't 22, but she was like a hot older lady who was really into Instagram. And she would post photos, like they did Halloween, remember it was like Randy Moss's party or something,

they went as pirates, something. It's always been hard for me to square this stuff, because to my knowledge, Nick Saban doesn't really do it. You know, I know that it's Miss Terry this, Miss Terry that, Because to my knowledge, Nick Saban doesn't really do it. I know it's Miss Terry this, Miss Terry that, but dressing up as a pirate and going, I don't know, so Bill Belichick has this weird, frankly, horny side to him, where he's willing to do things for P.

Because clearly, I mean, he had that girlfriend for like 16 years, and she was like socialite lady, big time. So he's got that. It's just weird how that has to, and sometimes that means he has to smile, but he doesn't know how to smile. So the whole thing is just very odd. It's not totally out of nowhere that he's like, hey, I'll dress up like a fisherman and shoot a mermaid photo shoot with the weirdest stuff that we would kick somebody off the show for frankly. So anyway here's he's talking about his relationship with Robert Kraft.

Have to ask why Robert Kraft because 24 years together six Super Bowls unless I'm wrong he's not in this book. How come? He's not. Well again it's about my life lessons in football and it's really more about the ones that I experienced directly. He's not even in the acknowledgement section.

Correct. Ha ha. Do you feel like you were treated with dignity and respect when you were let go by Robert Kraft? Yeah, well it was a mutual decision for us the part ways. He said fired. It was a mutual decision. Ouch. So is it just impossible? Is it just impossible for two men, two people, for that long to be that successful and not eventually have it just end poorly?

Whether it's Mike and Greggo, whether it's Belichick, Kraft, Brady, is it just not possible? Because it seems like they had everything worked out, simpatico, you know, to where you knew your role, I knew my role, this and that, and it works better than any situation ever. I mean, it certainly takes...

Jimmy and Jerry. Guys like that, like even Brady included, they all have huge egos, but it does take you to check in some of that. Someone, somewhere, someone, somewhere is going to have to check that ego a little bit and know that, I mean, it was just kind of like the Belichick-Brady, who's more important. You know they both thought they were the ones that were more important their whole career, but they had to allow the other one to get all the credit or a ton of credit at least. Now, Kraft certainly thinks his importance is probably a lot higher than it actually is.

Velichick and Brady probably both have good arguments that theirs was the most important thing. Yeah. Because even a great quarterback, you can have great quarterbacks on teams that don't end up winning Super Bowls because you weren't able to have an architect around that team, you know, be good enough. But Belichick was a great team builder as well and just kept the guys in line. And, you know, Robert Kraft, to his great credit, better than Jerry.

Because Jerry had to have that credit with Jerry and Jimmy. Where you've always dreamed probably of what if they never break, what if they were the, what Belichick and Kraft were? But that was a very uncomfortable portion of that interview. But yes, and ever since they have broken up, both of them have gone to great lengths to distance from each other. If you remember that one, was it an Apple TV documentary on the Patriots, where I think Belichick was pretty lightly covered. It was produced by Robert Kraft or something.

And same thing when I think Netflix might have done one and it was very, you know, very little Robert Kraft. I don't know. And the roast was awkward when all three of them were there. Well, anything with Belichick is awkward. Yeah. I know, but they forced those three guys

in a room together, kind of making fun of each other. Very tense. Yeah, they'll all do something for money, hence this book. So now, apparently though, his girlfriend was at the interview with him. We've already detailed. She's at like everything with him. She's at football practice. She's, practice. She's copied on all the emails. She gives directives on how the brand is supposed to be presented on down to like, hey, they introduced Steve Belichick in a press release as Bill Belichick's son. She said, no, we're not going to do that anymore. To present him as his own entity. A detail that I did not know whenever we covered this story initially was that she was also bothering people

about moderating content on the social media pages of UNC football. She emailed, is there anyone monitoring the UNC football page for slanderous commentary and subsequently deleting it, blocking users that are harassing BB in the comments. BB. He followed up the next day, Belichick,

I cannot believe that UNC would support my being called a predator. So like they're just going to the Facebook page, everybody's like, 73, 24, this guy's a predator, what a pedophile, and they see see it and they want to delete it. So she's very involved in manicuring his image in all aspects. 73 and 24.

Like how do you keep up? I mean, I just don't feel like you do. Like why would you even want to? Like, ah, geez. Like the amount that you're boning, what? Once a week? Why is that question directed at me? You're our sexpert.

No, I'm not. You're probably the heaviest boner in this room. It's really not even close. What's it like down there? Multiple times? But think about it, though. It depends on the week, I don't know. Like, think about it.

Sometimes he does it twice a week. If you were like, what? If you were like. She's pregnant. If you were like super fit, teed up, like 40 year old guy, like the guys we know who love having sex, they probably do it like every day. And you're like, okay, maybe it's worth it to you

because you're really into it. I guess what I'm getting at is how much is Belichick really boning to be able to say well this is worth it because she makes me feel good and I guess she could make him feel good outside of that just like the like the radiance of like knowing that there's something that they will bone they're never more than a few days away from a bone, makes him feel good about himself. But they can't be fucking that much to where he's willing to throw his entire life away,

all of his values. Well, his girlfriend is mentioned in the book. Well, of course. So Robert Kraft is not. Yeah. So yes, that's this last cut is a little bit longer. This is about a minute and a half long, a little less than that, but this is the one that went viral.

The other change for Belichick is 24-year-old Jordan Hudson, his creative muse as he writes in his book. Jordan was a constant presence during our interview. You have Jordan right over there. Everybody in the world seems to be following this relationship. They've got an opinion about your private life. It's got nothing to do with them, but they're invested in it.

How do you deal with that? Never been too worried about what everybody else thinks. Just try to do what I feel like is best for me and what's right. How did you guys meet? Not talking about this. No. Shut up. It's a topic neither one of them

is comfortable commenting on, though Hudson has recently posted about it on Instagram. You joined InstaFace, as you put it. I love that. Yeah. There's some great pictures of you in Jordan, where you're a fisherman and she's a mermaid. It's charming, it's a different side of you. What's the reaction been like?

What's it been like? To have these different sort of photos. There's another one where you're doing, I know you're not into meditation or yoga or Pilates. You're balancing Jordan on your feet and she's doing kind of the Titanic pose. Jordan on your feet and she's doing kind of the Titanic pose. Yeah, so I'm on some of those social media platforms, but I honestly don't follow them.

So CBS did come out and say they did include that clip because she interrupted multiple times and they just included one. Like we think this has been such a prevalent part of this interview that we have to put something in just to show that she was a looming presence and she's part of the Bill Belichick game these days. And it wasn't kind of like a the one time she actually said something. So then I'm like, why would they agree to this even? First of all, I'm thinking, because we've been asked before, you know, could

somebody have editorial control over an interview, like, before you put it out? And we'd say no, you know? Some people have said, will you steer away from certain topics, which we will do at times, right? If that's, you know, if that's your wish to get you, we actually really wanna talk to you about this or that, and that's not that big of a part of this thing. I mean, if it was you're booking Nico today and they said, well, don't mention Luca at all, you couldn this or that, and that's not that big of a part of this thing. I mean, if it was you're booking Nico today

and they said, well, don't mention Luca at all, you couldn't do that. Sure. Wouldn't be able to. Like, why would they, CBS would probably say, no, you can't have editorial control, but he wants to sell books, so he's like, okay, I'll still do it.

Why would she be interrupting knowing? Can I stop you? Yeah. Because she doesn't know what she's doing. Or is it because she really knows what she's doing? Because if Bill Belichick goes on CBS Sunday morning and talks about his life in football and just, and she's not there and they just answer questions. Is he selling way less books this week?

I mean, that's, that's possible. It's possible. The 4D level chess. I was thinking about this over the weekend, like, uh, pursuant of absolutely nothing ever, but if you had a boss and like everybody hated that boss, then you were like, man, this guy's not that competent and everyone hates him, but would you stop and be like, actually, no, he has everyone hate him on purpose so that there is like a common thread here

that we all feel like united in one thing. They used to say that about certain coaches. Well that's what I'm saying is I feel like sometimes that may be the case. I don't think it is always. I don't think, no, and I'm also using the context of the way that she presented herself in that one where she's kind of sitting in what appears to be like an editing bay, like she's God. No, we're not talking about this, maybe. But I think in general it's that this person just doesn't have, she has no professional experience

at all, she's not. I'm not saying you have to go to PR school, but she doesn't know what she's doing. She's figuring this stuff out, she's using words like upmost in emails. She, you know what I mean? She just, I don't think she just stumbled into a viral moment.

I think she knew that you're supposed to do a book tour. That's what his publicist is telling us. That's what the publisher is telling us. And I'm gonna make sure I'm there to not get into the fact that I am a paid escort who's now his girlfriend. Okay, so that was another thing I wanted to ask you about. What do you think of that alleged,

it's being alleged because the story is they met on an airplane and they hit it off. But that's been the du jour, right? The theory du jour is they actually met because she was an escort. But both can be true. It can be true. She could have been a very, she could have been the type

of woman who flies to other cities and spends a weekend or a week with rich guys. And they met on a plane. A lot of those women did go to college, like this woman did. And then she said, hey, maybe I come see you sometime, or hey, maybe we keep in touch. I doubt that he ever said, I will send you X amount of money

to come stay the weekend or stay the night with me. But I think it's very possible that she was in the game of the type of women on Instagram who for whatever will come visit you, and he got himself into that game and it's not really like here's $2,000. It's you just kind of hang out with me now and I pay for everything you do. Well there's some of it with her.

She's trying to get a bunch of stuff passed for the lobsters or something in Maine. He's a big deal in Northeast. I mean she's certainly getting something out of it too. Oh we were talking about it yesterday, and I know this is my bingo card, like, oh, they'll be at CPAC, or oh, they'll be on Fox News.

But dude, she's already in politics, to the extent that she is interested in that Maine lobster thing, and she's tweeting Trump, and she was going to a town hall about it. There's almost no world where she's not of mainstay in American culture in 10 years. Is she Saquon's running mate? That'd be great. It'd be great. Um, it's

really weird dude. I don't know what to think about it. I just, but I tell you this, I can't wait for UNC football. I was already excited, she adds another element to it, so maybe you're right, she's a genius. TC was hoping that she would have Thursday availability every week. Did you see the announcement? No.

They, because they play TCU next year, for their opener. Ooh, where? Ireland. Oh. I know. Or do you? Yeah, do you wanna go? What do you mean? I don't know, go see.

No, but. You know what I mean. Because TCU's first, or Deion's first game at Colorado was against TCU. Belichick's first game in North Carolina was against TCU. So it's like all these non-conference games that TCU has scheduled, you might wanna look out for their coaches' situation.

Yeah, the next year, like what do they have, yeah, it's three years from now. Just the Reaper meme. Right, yeah. Dude, would you go? To Ireland? No. What's wrong with you? For this!

What if we get a sponsor to foot the bill? Send the dumb zone to Ireland to cover Bill Belichick. No, we can't even get to California. Let's just have a little bit more of a can-do attitude. The only reason we won't be in California is you won't be in California because you're doing it so much that you came off in that thing, bet.

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Uh boy this is uh. Can you imagine the egg on my face? This is an interesting one. So there was a shooting this happened last year in Fort Worth over off Las Vegas Trail that'd be like West. No No one knows. Six people were injured in this shooting. So a third person has pled guilty to being involved in this shooting. They were sentenced to 30 years. Now, the reason this story is interesting to me, this individual is 19 years old. They were sentenced to 30 years. They did not fire any shots and were not present. They planned the drive-by shooting and got 30 years.

Like he just masterminded it. Did he get more than the shooters? Yeah, no. Gilbert, a 40 year old got 40, another 40 year old got 40, this guy got 30. That seemed like a lot, but like do you feel like this is wrong to get this big of a sentence? What are you saying? I think it's probably... No, I don't think it's wrong at all. I just wasn't certain what the sentence would be for something like that.

What did Ethan Couch get? Bingo. Do you hate Ethan Couch talk? No, I mean, I don't know that he got anything, right? Right, he plowed into a? $500 fine, six month community. That was an earlier one, actually. Ethan Couch?

Yeah. I mean, he killed people, though. He never did jail time. Right. That's why you don't wanna grow up with too much. Or no, that's why you do to grow up with too much. Or no, that's why you do want to grow up with too much. And you can get yourself some effluenza. He's too affluent, Judge.

30 years though, 30 years, 40 for the pulling the trigger, I don't know. I guess it depends on how much they can prove. Like how... What would have happened had you not been involved like how much of a planning well clearly not right well like for example you think about like the the pizza bomb guy that guy who they made put that the delivery driver there's a crazy video on the internet of him, like he has, they have him, he's like a suicide bomber. They forced that guy to do that.

This is not that it doesn't sound like quite. You know what I mean? In that case, like clearly that guy's just a patsy. The guy that got 40 years you're saying got forced to do it? Well, this guy they say planned it, he's getting 30 years. I'm just saying, if you're not there, in the case of like the pizza bomb guy,

the people who planned that, they were threatening the life of the guy they ended up using as a patsy. It was like, walk to this thing or we will kill you. Okay, yes, they should certainly be penalized. Yeah, but this guy, I don't know, how much is it? I mean, this 19 year old kid is like, is it just that? Is it just, hey, here's four people, I'll give you 500 bucks each. Are you getting 30 it just that? Is it just, hey, here's four people, I'll give you 500 bucks each.

Are you getting 30 years from that? Or are you like, casing, giving weapons, and getting intel? Yes, you planned the Oklahoma City bombing, but you didn't actually do it. You're going, yeah, that's a good point. Same guy, right? Maybe you should get the same. Was that the Terry Nichols planned it,

and the other guy did it? We've talked about this story a couple times. Back in November, there was a health scare for TD Jakes. Yeah, I think live on his stream. Name I tried to get to take off during 7 on 7. Never really took hold. That's a good bit. One of the boys. Did you never score? Was that the problem? Seven on seven I scored a lot.

Did you? Yeah. That was easy money for me. We got video? I'm sure, yeah. Are you going to show us your skydiving video? Uh, yeah. Once it's all Once it's all cut up I guess. They sent me a long GoPro video.

Leave in the vomiting part. I think I will. I think I will. So TD Jakes had a medical event on the stream back in November and he announced that he will be, there'll be a leadership change at the Potter's house. Now, what the articles in the mainstream press do not cover is that many think that he had

that heart attack right around the time people started mentioning his relationship with Diddy. Yeah, Cat Williams went on Shannon Sharpe's podcast. I think I have some of that audio. Maybe I can play a little bit of this if I'm up. It's like the Randy Johnson fluke. We don't care nothing about the other side. Period. All of these big deviance is all catching hell in 2024. It's up for all of them. It don't matter if you diddy or whoever you is. TGJ, any of them. All lies will be exposed. That's all.

And anyone who takes that the wrong way, know why they take it the wrong way. A statement that ended up being prophetic. That was like before the diddy stuff really, really. What you have every now now and then and it does tend to be a Black entertainer, but you'll get some white ones too like Rob Schneider I know you'll get the actor who will come out and be like everyone in Hollywood is gay And it's all like secret rituals where they make you do this for blackmail. You know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, so that's kind of where Cat Williams. That's how you get to be that high level.

Yeah, and then some guys will be like, I didn't make it because I wouldn't do it. And you're like, okay, we axe the grind, or what are we talking about here? But with Cat Williams, he's just started saying, like, hey, a bunch of stuff's gonna come out. And then from there, you started seeing little tidbits of like, you know, TD Jakes would actually

go to ditty parties. Now, for TD Jakes' side of things, they say that, and I believe they've actually sued as part of a campaign against misinformation on YouTube, which I don't exactly know how you, don't know how you do that, but it says here that they had asked a court to intervene. That there was, he was saying that it was AI

generated misinformation, but no, it is, there's really no proof, but it's kind of funny that he had a heart attack like right after everyone was like, this guy was at, this guy was at titty parties, and now they will have a leadership change. I also think it's kind of funny, maybe it's kind of cool, that when it comes to churches, there's no, they can just make up titles.

So when they say they're announcing a leadership shift, it's not like they're Viacom or Universal, who has like a COO, a CFO, a CEO. So it's like, okay, there's a leadership change. Jakes will remain chairman of the board and the spiritual overseer. It's like, we should do that. Is that you?

Well, that's what I'm saying. Which one of us will be the spiritual overseer? Well, right now, I feel like if I'm willing to concede that it's not the year of Jake, you can at least give me spiritual overseer. Well right now, I feel like if I'm willing to concede that it's not the year of Jake, you can at least give me spiritual overseer right now. Yeah. But there's no reason we can't come up with like a number of these things.

I think Jasmine has a title like that. Like she's programming coordinator something, whatever, to make it sound cooler than doing sales. That's just, let's throw them all on the email. I love spiritual overseer, that could be good. But you're a minister of pizza. Well I'm not limiting you guys to one. You can be both.

Yeah. And you'll, of course. Which you would want your spiritual overseer in charge of the pizza Yeah, they're so related connected because nobody's having a bad day when they're eating a pizza And I'm sure you guys were wondering what's next For TD Jakes. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you want to guess? This is easier than you think.

Does Jordan Hudson have a friend? No, I don't know if he's getting grifted by- That's Belichick's girlfriend. Poon yet or not. No, he has partnered with iHeartMedia for a new podcast. A podcast. Everybody's, so we start doing it and then everybody's like,

oh yeah, that's such a great idea. I know. If they can do it. That's what they're thinking. These guys suck. Yeah, this story, oh, there you go, that's a fun one. Blake will love this story. A driver in San Antonio, he works for Frito Lay.

Frito-Lay. And last weekend, when he returned to the Frito-Lay facility in San Antonio, he returned with a Text-dot escort and a hero's welcome, because he had reached, and historic, four million miles without a preventable crash. Wow. There seems like there's a caveat there, preventable crash.

Yeah, so he's been in a crash. Yeah, but they need to, if somebody runs into his bumper, that's not like, you shouldn't have that streak broken. Wait, without a preventable crashable that was a preventable crash So he had a preventable crash that seems even worse Anyway, I know what you mean, I think a crash that was his fault away like Even if it wasn't your fault, the insurance company will.

He's driven four million miles without a preventable crash. He's had... Well, you can't say without a crash, because he's had a crash. But preventable. But it was not his fault. That was preventable. Yeah.

So they got a little photo for him, a little photo op with the cops. How much does he look like Doug Heffernan? From King of Queens? Yeah. You know. Doug had a streak of his own. There's a little mix between that and like my dad.

I see what I thought you were gonna ask me is how much money in the story lists that they're giving him. None. None is the number that's listed here. He's trending though for a day. I know the allure of that. When my great grandfather got a million miles for his trucking company they just gave him a hat. Alright. Like oak leaves like a boat captain on the front of it.

But it should be like a hat that no one else can possibly get. Yeah, man, I feel like. That like blows you. I feel like you at least have to get like some gift certificates or something. Gift card. Like you want to tease competition.

Man, I hate gift cards. I hate gift cards so much. Why? It's just such a beating. Just getting the gift card and then pumping in the number if you're ordering off an app and, well, good thing the number is only 28 digits long. I think you're out of line here.

So now here I am. So I'm on the the PopBelly app. The 28, you type in the 28 digit number and then you hit it and it's like, well, what's the code? Wait, now there has to be like a confirmation code for that 28. Scratch that little CBC. We couldn't have enough of the 20,

what if you made the 28 digit number 36 digits and I didn't have to type in a code too? Can we not do this? I would think Run the Ball guy would be with me here. Yeah, but it's free so he's conflicted. It's free, man. Free money. Like all the work that you're doing?

Yeah, but any employee or whatever could just write it down. So I have the code in a notes page and then so I'm going in there, I'm copying, pasting. Okay, now go back here, copy, paste. It's just a big thing. I'm tired of codes. Just let this one play for now. I don't know what that is.

Codes. Like I had another thing. I was trying to get this app to work and it said, okay, we sent the code to your Gmail. So I go to my Gmail to get the code, but then I go back to the app, and the thing had reset. I'm going to blow this entire computer up. And it said, if you want a code, or if you want this to work, we'll send an email. So then I hit it again, and now you go open the email.

There's the first one. No, both of them are on there now. So now I copy that one and put it, but then you go to the app and it had reset. So now like it kept doing that. And I had to wait till I got home to open the email on the computer and then to get the app to, cause it's just.

If you want your free sandwich dude. You're okay with it? So where did that guy work? Frito-Lay. Frito? Yeah. That reminds me, this is a mid news spot, Tito. Yeah.

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Little heat. Chill out, man. How about a little mid news spot? How'd you like that, guys? Kinda worked that right in there. Rhymed it with the story. Yeah, I mean, I was pretty much based on time done with the news, but...

Ooh, so it was more of a later... But, we can go back to the well if you want. Should I mute your computer? You probably should. No, if you're done, then you're done. It's kind of fun just hearing what comes out of your computer. Yeah, we're done. If you're done, you're done.

If you're done, you're done. The dumb zone news, like and subscribe. Peppa Pig land. You know, speaking of Tito's, we will be at the Byron Nelson. Ooh, we will. We will, we will. Byron Nelson. Wait, is that this Friday?

Friday. This Friday. Are we still doing it? That is certainly the plan. It's the plan. So come on out and see us this Friday. The show's from 1 to 4. The mom game will be there.

The Soroys, both Soroys, with their friend Danny Bayless will be there. Tito's will be out there, of course. You can try some of those Tito's transfusions out there. We'll be near the 17th. Let's make this a party. Kids under 15 are free. You can get in for 75 bucks.

This is going to be a day. Can you imagine Chappy with these guys? If kids under 15, like Jake today. Oh my God. He'd be swearing that Jake is under 15. Biggest 14 year old, you'll see. Maybe we can get him out there. You're good.

Maybe we can get Chappie out there. Will they have frozen transfusions? They will. Cause those are bad ass. They will. They will have the frozen transfusion. So let's party man. Let's have it a full day.

Let's get us some sorority, some golf. Maybe we'll do the old ticket bit of measuring. Sure. Like at the Byron that they did. We can all do that. You said the bomb game will be there. That's right. Yeah, but now we're advanced in culture.

We're not gonna measure boobs. We're gonna measure penises. So. That's right. You got a big one, let's see it. That's right. Come on out and see us Friday at the Byron where we'll measure you. Thanks Tito's It's gonna be a great time

You know as of so we got up real early today or got in here early because we did a Pre-show interview the CJ Cup Cup by Renelson.org. I did need to say that part. We did come up and do a nice chat with Eric Nadell. But that means I didn't have all of today's birthdays. Ooh, a late birthday. Did anybody throw in a late birthday? Peruse.

What day is today? I flipped you one. You did? Mm-hmm. Uh-oh, where What day is today? I flipped you one. You did? Mm-hmm. Uh-oh. Where'd you send it? Bracket Dan. Do we have too many emails?

No, no, we're good. I have way too many emails. Is this a run the ball guy? We're fine. Okay. Oh, okay, wow. Look at that picture. Did you look at it? I didn't forward it to me either. I mean, I just sent it just to you. Okay. Or save it to my phone.

You guys looking at it? Good morning. I want to start by saying Jake is a hero and Dan's wife is usually right. Today is my fiance's Dak Prescott times Kyrie Irving minus Matthew Dumba birthday. And it'd be great if you can give him a shout out. I'm going to be the one to say it. usually right. Today is my fiance's Dak Prescott times Kyrie Irving minus Matthew Dumba birthday and it'd be great if you can give him a shout out. His name is Graham. I'd say he's your biggest fan because he listens to every word y'all

say except when I'm talking over you. Thanks and happy Monday. This is from Courtney who sent a very racy photo. Yeah. As of now, the centerpiece of our wall. Heck yeah. I don't know that we can put this on the wall. What's happened to you? Well, I...

No, I hope Fox doesn't get mad at me. There's some little boobies on the wall. What if John sees it? What are you, Bob's dad? He sees it. Grab a Sharpie. She doesn't have a shirt on, bro. Put a burka on her, too? It's natural.

Once you grow up. Well, it's already on my wall. Not burka. Not burka. And then I just opened it. A jab. Also, Dan, I do have a birthday. My mom, Gloria Vendrice. I don't know if that's how you pronounce his name.

You know, Tom? Mm-hmm. Turned 101. Wow. Saturday. She has new hearing aids, so I'm going to play your birthday report for her if she makes the cut, as I'm sure she will love it. Now he did not send a photo, like Courtney, of Gloria.

My mom is a UConn Husky alumni. She is undefeated, holds a 4-0 record against Team COVID. Three wins and Team Cancer, one win. This from Tom. Good dude. Emu Tom. Well, happy birthday, Gloria. I could tell Tom had good genes.

101. I wanna make it to 100. Do you really? I do. That's the big, no, I mean, that's to a hundred. Do you really? I do. That's the big, no, I mean, that's your... Absolutely. Okay. Will you do something for me if I make it?

I was going to do something at your funeral. You had a funeral bit last week. Will you renew your vows with me if I make it? Happy birthday, Gloria. Happy birthday, Gloria. Yeah. No, she got hearing aids. Like that's what she got for her birthday? Yeah, you can talk normal.

What do you think of the accountant too? Yeah. I wonder if she loves her some Stallone as well. Yeah, I don't know, but know but a little weird to think about them. I'm so 25 to 30 when your mom was Yeah, I wonder she's into like Rock Hudson, right? Did he have AIDS? He ended up have don't tell Gloria. Well, that was her. She really loved him So today is Monday, April 28th. On this day in 1967, heavyweight boxing champion Muhammad Ali was stripped of his title after he refused to be inducted into the armed forces.

Inducted? That's what it says. Yeah, that's just, I never heard that that way. On this day in 1993, it was the first ever Take Your Daughter to Work Day, promoted by the New York-based Ms. Foundation. It was held in an attempt to boost the self-esteem of girls by having them visit a parent's place of work. OK, how did it work? Did everything do good?

Well, later it was expanded to include sons. Because that's when I started saying the white man is being kept down by the world, so I demanded that we be allowed to go to work as well. You had to sell Girl Scout cookies. I demanded that we be allowed to go to work as well. And to sell Girl Scout cookies. That's right, I wanna be a Girl Scout and I wanna work at Hooters. You think there were a lot of daughters that went to work at Hooters?

Yeah. Oh, on Take Your Daughter to Work Day? Oh, I don't know about that. Oh, on Take Your Daughter to Work Day? Oh, I don't know about that. And on this day in 2018, Jacob Cartwright, he was a trucker who went missing in a snow-covered area of Oregon for four days after his GPS device sent him up the wrong road. He emerged from the rugged region after walking 36 miles to safety. I vaguely remember that story. Could you be lost in the woods and survive for four days? The snow would be bad. I really don't want to say,

because I've already just killed a cow with my bare hands easily. Me and the homies just subdued this gorilla. Didn't even need guys like 50 through 100. So for me to say I could do this now would feel crazy, but four days doesn't seem that long to me. Like I know water, obviously. Water, yeah, well, if there's snow, you're good, right?

I think you have to be kind of careful about that. Why? I think you can, but I think assuming that that's healthy for you is like assuming you can drink all water, which obviously you cannot. You can drink rainwater, right? Yes. Isn't snow just frozen rainwater?

But it gets all, I don't, I just don't, I don't know. I thought in the Oregon woods, it's not getting all dirty, right? I think it can at least be a resource. So you're freezing to death. Feel like I could figure that out. But maybe I'm crazy. If it came down to having to eat to eat, I would be dead. Could you some...

Well, I could start a fire out there. It's... I have a way better chance than you do. But if I could start a fire, and if you could, could you somehow... Would you kill some kind of an animal to eat it? Very unlikely. You would have to figure that out

if you were there for extended time. Yeah, I would probably try to see what I could find in the nuts space. I mean, you gotta eat a lot of them to... I know. I'd just probably start eating leaves and stuff. You'd have to think of something. I'd rather take my chances eating bugs

than actually killing something with real protein in it. Let me ask you the weirdest question that I can think of right now, but it's on my mind. So you're out there, and what do you think? Like, let's say you get turned around midday, by nighttime that night, you're like, all right, there's no real point in me continuing to look. I'm gonna have to post up for the night.

You're not gonna search all night. Do you, at any point, rub one out? Like, hey, I gotta chill out. How long have we been out? Well, let's just say that like, I mean, at some point, yeah. You went out on a Monday afternoon, and by like Tuesday at 10, like you got up Tuesday morning,

you started your day, but Tuesday around lunch, you're like, I don't know where I am. You walk for another five or six hours that day, and you're like, the sun's going down. Like, do you do it right then, to like, I might not have the energy to do this in the future? And also, like, you're probably gonna have a tough time sleeping.

Or do you wanna save the energy? Any rest at all is gonna be a problem. So if you need a little quick, gotta dart in your neck, get the evil out. I don't think that would be what I'd do because what if your rescuers showed up? That's exactly when they would come. The bad beat of all bits.

It's definitely a factor to consider. It makes the headline. Like they can see you but you can't see them, like they've located you. You're on the thermal. Yeah. What are they doing there? Just hammering it. Like they can see you but you can't see them like they've here on the thermal. Yeah In there just the hammering it David mirror on ABC world news appears we found

We found we found the the lost hiker, but the rescue teams are keeping a distance at this time But if you do want to flavor up your snow cone that you made. Speaking of uh. Because that's like helps with recovery right? Yeah protein and the uh the lost salt. Technically yeah yeah. Like do you think Aaron Ralston at any point in 127 hours was like I do have the other hand. Aaron Ralston at any point in 127 hours was like I do have the other hand. If you were with a buddy is it grosser to eat your own or to eat his if if it's just put on a cone? It's grosser to eat his. Way grosser. Yeah I agree. I was just looking to see what you'd say.

Other birthdays today, Demarcus Lawrence is 33. Where's he playing? Sean. Seattle. Sean, he's gotta get back in the good graces. Seattle. He's outside of the family right now. What did he say?

That he knew he'd never win a Super Bowl in Dallas. Mmm. It's got a point. Josh Howard, 45? Coach. UNT Dallas, right? Mm-hmm. Who would know they would have their own basketball team?

Isn't that weird? Well, there's a lot of basketball teams out there, man. All right. Lots of them. Chris Kamen, 43. Top three ticket weekly show of all time. There's a dark one. Really? For me.

Why? Because it was insane. And he just wanted to talk about policy, gun control, and racism, and different things in the news. And the Mavericks were terrible and it was just fun you guys didn't want to do it he didn't want to do it but every week it was just how the hell did we get a Chris Kamen show I don't it doesn't make any sense like they must have called the ticket and been like no we're looking for a show well like Chris Kamen's people might

have been looking to his post playing career, like, oh, let's get him in on the show game, let's call the biggest station in town and see if they are interested in some Chris Kamen. Maybe. Because we wouldn't have reached out saying, I just want Chris Kamen, would we? He was like known as a pretty interesting guy. All right.

But, boy, that team, look at these freaking names. Elton Brand. Elton Brand, OJ Mayo of course, Darren Collison. OJ Mayo is awesome. Our starting back court of OJ Mayo and Darren Collison that went like four and one the first week. I'm like, oh my God. Yeah.

Who's the other, not OJ Mayo, but the guy that was? Monte Ellis. Monte Ellis. Monte Ellis. I heard Andrew Bogut talking about the Monte Ellis trade because that's the one that the Mavs president said. Rick Wilts. That was kind of like the Luca thing. And they're like, yeah, we hadn't made the play.

They hadn't made, Andrew Bogut was traded for him. Yeah. And he's like, they hadn't made the play. They hadn't made Andrew Bogut traded for him. And there's like, they hadn't made the playoffs in four years. Like he was the one kind of good player. Yeah. That's why he was fan favorite. One of those good players on a bad team, like every team, somebody has to score points. I mean, hell, that's kind of how Monte was here.

And Monte Ellis was the player who would, yeah, he can score 20 on this team. Yeah. But even so, sure they were booing the owner, but it wasn't like, they were just kind of booing the owner because they'd been a crappy team and they traded the one, it wasn't- It was new. I mean, there was nothing remotely similar to the Lucas situation, is what I'm saying. John Daly is 59. It's a hard 59, man. Hero though, right?

Yeah, for sure. I mean, he... He did it. He's done it. Yes, he's done it his way the whole time, and it's like, whatever. Smoking, drinking, he actually won a Masters. Which has to drive Tiger crazy, right? Sully, not just Tiger though.

But I love it, yeah. I watched his deal with Bryson DeChambeau. That was really funny. He has like a vodka drink that he pimps, and he said that he had had 20 of them that day And he just seemed totally Mostly fine. Yeah, that was the drink of the night at the seafood place. It's just an Arnold Palmer both vodka interesting

20 a day Denzel Ward is 28 Short corner the most popular Cleveland Brown jersey of the current players I would say when we were there. That Nick Chubb. I guess Miles Garrett was pretty big too. Boy they got all kinds of options now. Well the thing about, so Denzel Ward tweeted at Shador, like once he got drafted, and was like, legendary, we're gonna kill it and all this, didn't tweet at, who's the Oregon quarterback again? Dylan Gabriel. Yeah, like who got drafted in the third round.

Yeah. I wanna really talk a lot of Shador tomorrow, because we didn't have time today. But, why do you, what are you doing? Can we book Ken Carmen? You want to book someone from Cleveland? Ken will, yeah. I know I could book a big Jim's big son.

You want to get him? We have a Jared Sandler tomorrow too. Forgot to. Did you see the end of the Rangers game yesterday? Yeah, man. The little league home run? Yeah. That's great.

Walk-off home run? Would you have called that a home run when you were in Little League? You'd have been like, I... I think I would have... I swung and hit the ball. I think I would have... And I ended up at home. Up until the point where we...

I would have up until kid pitch. At coach pitch or tee ball, I would have said that's a home run. But I think once you're at a coach pitch, I'm like, f it, I put that ball on play, you threw it over the first baseman's head, that's a home run. Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

Well, Blake wouldn't have, because he could actually put it over the fence. No, you hit the ball five feet, it's not a home run. That is John Daly winning the Masters, the Blake is Tiger there. Come on. Mark Bavaro is 62.

A name that would be brought up by Bill Parcells. As a, what was his, who was the first one? Ben Coats, or was he second? Well, Mark Bavaro was the guy, I think Parcells brought it up to Witten. Yeah. Because Witten had an appendectomy and didn't play that weekend.

And it was like, Marc Bavaro had a bone sticking out his arm and still something. Yeah. No, I think that's how we ended up with the helmet game. Want to do a sponsor mention, M.I.D., Today in history for Frankel and Frankel because they've been a long time sponsor and they are personal injury attorneys that if indeed you get in a wreck that's who you call. 214-333-3333 or 817 and then all threes. They've helped out thousands of people here in

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Drew Scott is 47. Jonathan Scott is 47. Oh wow, yeah, a lot of time in my life spent with the Property Bros. a lot of time in my life spent with these with the property bros a lot of time. I think one of them is married to someone famous. What's their bit? I don't really know. Are we flipping houses? Yeah I think they probably started out as actors but they were into carpentry and they're both by a certain standard like hot. And like they make one of them kind of the guy

who's like cool and the other one the guy who's a little more rugged. But yeah, I'm a fan of that show. J Leno 75. Oh yeah, so Jonathan Scott is married to Zoe Deschanel. Oh wow. Which is a pretty massive... That's a big get.

Kick up the rankings. Yeah. Do your Jay Leno, Blake. Don't you have a... He's got... My face is on fire. A big chin, bunch of cars. No, I thought you were gonna do your voice

Do the one you were doing in San Antonio The window I don't have one. I don't know him enough to do the one you were gonna do for your 15-minute set Modest as the day is long Bridget Moynihan is 54 Brady Jorge Garcia, 52. He's the fat guy in Lost. Oh yeah. What else is this guy?

We had him on the show. Penelope Curse is 51. Curly? Yeah. Did you guys do Lost at all? No? No. Too many episodes.

I started that one with Seth Rogen this weekend. Yeah. First two episodes, I like it. Okay. The studio. Yeah. I think you'd like it, Blake. But.

It's Penelope, Jesus Christ. Don't need to have you acknowledging me or anything. Is Penelope Cruz basically- Did I really need to say okay there? Just Walmart, Selma Hayek. Boy, you're onto something. Like still pretty great, you get what you need. Okay.

But you know there's a little something else out there. Little better. Jessica Alba of 44. What's her bit? Hot. It's being all hot. Pouty. And then, uh, rap birthdays today.

What? Too short, 59. Okay, I do. I can actually at least recognize too short. Biggip, 53. I can't recognize. I don't know biggip. Okay, it's gip. Ha ha ha.

Okay, it's Gip with two P's. I coulda guessed. Big with one G. I don't know much about this gentleman. But Too Short, you'll sign off on? Too Short is a big deal. I think he did some stuff with Cuddy. Who, Big Gip?

No, Too Short. That's how you know Too Short? Yes. Did some stuff with Cuddy. Who, Big Gip? No, too short. That's how you know too short? Yes. Did some stuff with Cuddy. Mm-hmm. Okay, well... Point on the Stay Now Dead, Oscar Schindler, Harper Lee, and Saddam Hussein. Do you think he jerked it all while he was hiding? Maybe, I mean you know you're about to die. How long was he gone? What, a month? Well he probably had some ladies, right? Sent to him.

Like forcibly sent to him. You would, yeah. You would hope. Yeah. You know, you put in all that work. Dead on this day, still dead. You have Benito Mussolini. You have Jim Valvano.

I don't, don't know that I get it. The thing was that he was the coach of North Carolina State who I think was like the lowest ranked NCAA winner at the time, which wasn't that low, but it was still like a Cinderella thing. Underdog motivational story. And then he got cancer when he was pretty young. Okay.

And then gave a speech at the ESPYs about how you should live every day like you're dancing and nobody's watching. It was whatever, you know? Like he had that kind of thing. And then it was like emotional and everybody went nuts and then he died and stuff. So. All right. That's why.

But there are some that might point out that his program was the dirtiest. I was wondering what else there was here. The reason that NC State was able to actually compete with your Duke in North Carolina back in the day is because they were able to figure out, like, look that up. I'm interested. That's exactly why I'd like to know. Yeah I think that was the but then the ultimate force field and the big speech and all that and now upon his death you can't mention that he might have been running one of the dirtiest programs in college basketball. I love it. Yeah I love it. And also died on this day in 2021, Michael Collins.

The astronaut. Oh, OK. Who went to the moon with Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin and didn't get to go on the moon. Damn. Which saw it like. Why wouldn't you say, all right, it's your turn now. I'll I'll sit up in the plane and go around the moon, or whatever, the rocket, the thing, the ship. Don't you?

Yeah, no, ain't no fun if the homies can't get done. Yeah, so he had to. Pack him in. He orbited the moon. So he got really close to the moon. He just waited in the car outside. How did they just treat Michael Collins, again, like me when my family is at Target? I'm like, I'll circle.

Yeah, no parking. I'll look for you guys. You love being that guy though, don't you? It's so great. I do, yeah. And that was Today in History. All right, closing remarks, Blake. I was wrong.

They play in Ireland in 2026. They play at Chapel Hill next year, this year. Okay, but even more time. Errors and omissions. That's okay though. He'll still be the coach the second year. We're going to Ireland. You think so?

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