The Dumb Zone FREE - Cowboys free agency with Jon Machota and The Roast Twins vs. Andrew Duhon | DZ 3-13-25

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneMusician, Andrew Duhon, bravely offers up the music video to his song, Waco Kool-Aid, to the Roast Twins who offer "constructive criticism." Plus, we review the free agency decisions of the Dallas Cowboys with The Athletic's, Jon Machota, and we listen in as Trump sits inside the latest Teslur models (00:00) - Open: With Musician, Andrew Duhon (16:10) - Roast Twins vs. Andrew Duhon (40:02) - Cowboys free agency with Jon Machota (01:05:30) - Thursday Viewer Mail bag (01:25:58) - Trump endorses Teslur (01:38:59) - News: The Rottweiler's decline (01:59:19) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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Maybe the real critique is the lower theme that they really didn't dig in there. Like maybe we didn't capture. We didn't pull their... We didn't pull them in enough for them to really dig in and crush us, which is disappointing in a way. Well, I mean they did say it was Garbo at a point five. Well, I mean they did say it was Garbo at a point five. They did. Which is just... Are you mocking the open? It's because you're mocking.

It's exciting. It's Thursday. Now today's our Thursday, right? Yup. Back on skid. And I don't need to say this, but of course I'm Dan McDowell. I am Jake Kenner. I am Jake Kelly. I'm Blake Jones.

We got Clayton here as well. I wanna listen. I wanna listen to the dark night. And, uh, Is it a little warm in here? I don't know, I turned it down. All right, all right, all right. A little warm.

I just turned it down a couple minutes ago. Pre-plane, bad acting, pre-plane bit, pre-plane bit. I wanna listen. Oh. Oh yeah. Couple minutes ago. Are you going to get up? Preplane, bad acting, preplane bit, preplane bit. Oh. Hell yeah. That was a little warm. Dang.

That is authentic. The medium not bad either, right? I feel like for a large, if you're a large, get the medium and the jersey and it could be worn as casual wear. That's right. God, it felt good putting this on this morning. It's an aggressive color. That's exactly what my wife said.

You can't walk around and just be like, oh. I know. Oh, that's a Luca shirt. That's what I wear this. When I put it on, I felt the history. I felt it. Raise that number to the rafters. I was watching, you know what?

I'm not done yet. I'm watching that Kobe documentary. It just makes me a little bit mad, but it's fun to watch. It's probably gonna get more fun as time goes on, but now you have video of Kobe when he's six years old playing against eight year olds. But it's not great, because it is like the 80s or something. But you know, you're gonna have more of LeBron, and then the next LeBron or whoever, you're gonna have like everything. Every little league game they ever played.

Lucas damn near that. I go watch... Lucas highlights are great. But yeah, I watch video of 12 year old Luca Doncic with some regularity. It's fun. That's your kiddie porn, right? We found- I feel like we have to update that story for our guests before we just- 30 gigabytes of- I got a brain tumor.

Of 11 year olds. What? Oh my God, really? Yeah, they're all playing basketball. Getting schooled by Luka. Anyway, so. It's a legitimate show of kids. No, not at all.

I'm not attracted to them. I'm gonna be over here. I'm totally. So we broadcast today live to tape from high atop my garage. We have a very full program. Wow. Would you agree? Yeah. I'm looking at the run full program. Wow. Would you agree?

I'm looking at the run sheet here. Can't fit anything else on it. Blake's like, hey, I got some gold today. We're going to do the handout. Can't do it. Speaking of gold, though, I do want to shout out, I feel like we never promote our social media channels. On the list of things we're very bad about.

But that Tesla video...sick. Oh, do you like the Cybertruck? Yeah, it was awesome. It was very creative because it has a Cybertruck tour but also it has a little pre-shot where it makes it's a guy watching us on the plane. It's dope. Interesting. It's good work. Thank you. Now, I don't know the handle. It's good work. Thank you. Now, I don't know the handle. DumbZone69. On? Instagram. Okay. Instagram. How do we not get DumbZone? Somebody had it. I don't know. Come on, DumbZone person that has that.

Watch it. It's a good video. Offer that up. Thank you. I, uh, another Easter egg in there. As soon as as soon as the plug says Luca I dropped the audio because we're not allowed to Mention Luca's name anymore. What an artist you need a fucking episode of dissect I'm ready just to break down Blake's production then the next song take me back to LA. I don't know Yeah, he's an artiste folks Yeah on today's program we will talk Cybertruck, because I think Trump had the same reaction I did, right? Yeah, he's sitting in a computer. He pretty much did.

It was great. It was like Tron. But here, high atop my garage, we have a variety of sit-ins. Of course, we have Houston and his very funny friend, Cooper. The funniest. The funniest friend. I met Houston the other day,

cause if you recall, he gave me this, which is a bear costume. Speaking of social media, Jasmine wants me to do some stuff for bear fight whiskey on social media. And you know how fired up I get to do bits on social media. You're such an influencer.

So I'm going to wear this. And I don't know what else. Maybe just a still shot of me wearing this. I don't know. That's where I'm going to hand it to Blake to say, give me a creative idea. The point is you have the costume. I have the costume.

Thanks to Houston. And Houston is. Cooper said he coaches high school girls sports, which I've heard are under attack. Oh, is that right? Yeah, he's all worried about all the. Having a double team dude set mid-court. Yeah.

having a double team dude to set mid-court. Yeah. Also in the den here today, we have our old friend Cameron, who we remember from the Meat Church barbecue remote. And well, we'll get into the and in a moment. But he is along with Andrew Doohan. Yay! Andrew Doohan. Here I am.

Who is an accomplished musician. Hmm. Singer-songwriter. No? I don't know, what's accomplished? I mean, like you're online and stuff. Okay, yeah, then I'm accomplished. Is it andrewdohan.com?

Yeah, I got that. Here's the metric by which it's accomplished. How much time do you have to spend doing other jobs that aren't music? Okay, I like that. Is that a lot of time or a little time? I spend 80% of my time promoting music, writing music, recording music,

fixing errors on the printed merchandise. But yeah, suffice to say, it's luckily don't have to work at Target at the moment, but I think the applications are fairly easy to come by at Target, so if anything happens, I know where to go. Well, something may happen today. That's right. You know business.

Andrew Doohan on Instagram is not Doohan69. Yeah, that's true. He was able to get Andrew Duhon, yes, on Instagram. You're a business guy. You know what quarterly taxes are? Yeah, you know, but I don't do them. I do a yearly tax thing. It would be very smart to do the quarterly thing. I should do the quarterly thing.

I don't do the quarterly thing. I don't either. It costs money. Well, I only do whatever Colton tells us to do. Yeah. Yeah, and it requires having the money to pay them quarterly. I'd rather just scramble at the end of the year and be like, how can I, I only do whatever Colton tells us to do. Yeah, and it requires having the money to pay them quarterly. I'd rather just scramble at the end of the year and be like, I don't have the money to pay quarterly taxes.

Maybe by the end of the year, there will be no more taxes. That's what I'm hearing. That's what I'm hearing. Let's all wait. I think accomplished means you have a tour, though. That'll do. You're not just some spare sitting there in your garage. I got a tour. You have a tour though. Yeah, that'll do. Yep. Like you're not just some spare sitting there in your garage.

I got a tour. You have a tour and it's not just other garages. That's true. It's on Netflix. It says here, you wanna throw that mic? We gotta have a mic over there if there's one over there. Or at least, can we keep it on, just laying on the thing?

I don't know. It's on. Netflix, we've had a couple buddies. Do you know, I don't know how many people in the DFW music scene you actually interact with? Hit me. We're good friends with Quaker City, Quaker City Night Harks.

They have a very motorcycle-like feel, like Southern Rock, so that era of FX, like Sons of Anarchy, I feel like there was another one, but that was big for them. Nice, yeah. I mean, anything where you can feel like the show itself kind of has an aesthetic that maybe you imagine when your music plays, amazing.

Yeah. The latest song on a series that I just found out about was they put a song on a show on Netflix called Rescue High Surf, which is like a new version of Baywatch. That's what it looks like. Yeah I'm familiar with it. Are you? Because we're doing a bit of a we were recording all the news teases for the sweeps month. Yeah. And so I've been I was assigned Fox. Okay. It's on Fox 4 I believe. Okay. Yeah and so yeah. Very familiar with that show. I want assigned Fox. And it's on Fox four, I believe. OK.

Yeah. And so yeah. A lot of drama. You're familiar with that show. I want to say. Because I've scrolled through it to find where did they tease the news. Yeah.

I want to say that I am always thankful when somebody wants to use my art to envision their art. Great. That said, it sounds like the band you're talking about being on Sons of Anarch, probably closer. But you're on rescue high surf, huh? That's right.

Nice. Yeah. You're not just like riding a jet ski trying to get a spree. How does that happen? Just a fan of yours is? No, you know, you get a... Showrunner? The manager finds you that little film and sync television company

Who is constantly pitching songs and they've got a giant catalog of this and that you said yeah Yeah, just it's somebody who's pitching to these you've got a middle man every right I had there's like two middlemen right so you got the manager and then the the film and television sync people who are Constantly pitching to these shows who always need music so So they're kind of familiar with their catalog, right? The show comes in and says, we got a scene like this, we need something that deals with you know, these kind of words or this kind of melody. And they send them five options from their catalog, that sort of thing. And when they call you, is there any negotiation or are you like, hell yeah, that'd be great.

No, by the time it gets to me, it's this is the show, this is the song they wanna use, this is how long it happens. So you could say no though. I'm against this morally. Yeah. Yeah. You could, I would think, you say no enough and the company probably doesn't wanna pitch your songs

as much, cause they want that quick deal. Yeah. And frankly, I do too. I think there are very few ways in which a song could be used on something like that where I wouldn't say sure Why not you get paid for each showing of it one-time deal? They give you they give you one one a ballpark It could be the best show in history and you would get the same amount, but frankly that would just be a little extra promo So that's fine. It would be upside to that.

The big E. I just don't know. Exposure. Right, exactly, and my landlord still won't accept exposure, but it's fine. Correct. It does make some people shazam it. Oh sure.

Yeah, I've found different music that way. Precisely, in fact, I thought, okay there's enough time where the song is playing, but the interesting thing is it doesn't sound as clear because the way they have the song is there's two people dealing with each other And they're like nice little cabana kitchen area you get it high surf So the song is playing in the kitchen. It's not playing in the background of show where it's nice and clear It's playing in the kitchen, so it's kind of it's kind of in the background You know, but I wondered if could you shazam this? I think there's enough time where you could shazam the

song, but I can't shazam it yet because the record's not out. So shazam doesn't even know the song yet. So that's where I'm at. What do you say? Ten grand, ten grand, over or under? Under. For a one- time thing, man, I thought it would be more. Well, it's rescue high surf. Big network. It's a big network though. Okay. They're still in their first season.

He can hitch his wagon to this thing and go to the top. Right, someone's making 10 grand, Andrew's just not. Yeah, that's right. That's the middle man's money. Yeah, they send me the net, not the gross. But they didn't want you to sort of appear like Ryan Bingham does in Yellowstone. I like that. You just fit the vibe.

Unfortunately, I am not Bingham at the moment. But I could get to Bingham World. Maybe when the record comes out, maybe I become Bingham. But at the moment, Bingham, I am not. That was just a weird thing for him. I've always been a fan. It's like, I never really thought this guy's an actor. Right.

I thought he did a pretty good job, though. I know what you're talking about. What do you have, Houston? For all the Hollywood elites that are watching, I think we found our Jerry Garcia Biopic right here. That's right. I'm your guy. It kinda looks like Jerry Garcia too. A little bit of the mindset too. Yeah. I could feel it. I Once again. Too skinny. I could work on that. Um, I once again too skinny. I could work on that Yeah, well We're glad you're here. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, so you came here. Well, let's promote that we do have Cowboys today with John Machota

To break down all the big free agent movings and trades and what that And whatnot. I don't know. Elon Trump audio. I'm looking at a big Thursday mailbag which will include some gummy thoughts later but you came here for the to have your song listened to and evaluated by two college-age girls which is very brave of you. Now, unfortunately, or fortunately, you brought Cameron, who directed the video. Correct. And they may have thoughts on the director.

So I just want to, I just know you are more front and center, Andrew, I would imagine you are used to criticism, in fact, public criticism. Sometimes the director isn't used to it, and I just want to make sure you're okay, Cameron. I'm, public criticism. Yeah. Sometimes the director isn't used to it. Right. And I just want to make sure you're okay, Cameron. I'm great. Actually, I've been married for 15 years.

There's nothing they can say. Oh, okay. Okay. And also, I didn't really tell Andrew what we were doing either. I just told him we were here for something to do with two college chicks. So he's about to be super surprised. Hell yeah. Okay.

Hell yeah. Did you really not tell Andrew? Very little. I told him very little. Oh, well then I don't feel good about this at all. They're your kids. The synopsis was enough to understand and as I explained to Cameron in the car, I think we have both run an end around with our own self-doubt that we're so far beyond self-criticism of, you know, if somebody else wants to bring it in, it's just tired.

Well, who knows? Maybe my daughters loved it. I could be surprised. Maybe my daughters actually loved it and but this segment that we will call the Rose twins will be brought to us by own well own well and copy in there for own well what do you know about property taxes not much I've been renting my whole life and probably will continue to have to rent because I'm a musician. Well, in the event that you don't, that that high surf money becomes annual, that's what we're talking about. Property taxes can be a huge pain in the butt. So our friends at Ownwell can help you with that at ownwell.com slash the dumb zone. It's mid-March,

which means most places in Texas will have their assessments. There'll be a real push here for you guys to sign up and take care of your property taxes. Blake did it, sign up in just three minutes, correct Blake? I don't really know what time of year it is or whatever when stuff is due because I'm in their auto renewal because they saved me money a couple years ago.

So from here on out, I don't have to worry because OwnWell is already on the case. So you did it three minutes years ago. Yeah. And then here you are then here's like a minute per year Yeah, well incredible and then the more time that passes. Yeah, it's even less time added value And you only pay if you save so if you're one of the 14% of people that they can't save money You won't pay anything no harm. No foul you owe it to yourself to check out own well own well comm slash the dumb zone brings you

the crumbling of Andrew and cameras So Cameron of course is the director and He you may know him from directing the commercial that Jake was in do we have the commercial we can show The commercial that Jake was in. Do we have the commercial we can show? The commercial that Jake was in. Jake starred in it. Speedy. Speedy. This is not the commercial. There's quarterbacks, then there's Patrick Mahomes. There's coffee, then there's coffee.

Sport coffee, baby. Introducing Throne Sport Coffee. Hey Bobby. Patty. That's actually Jake. That's not Jake yet. It's not Jake yet. Are you done for the day? No man. Just getting started.

There's Jake. Fats. Huffy Jake. What was that? That ain't just Huffy buddy. That's a 25 year old. That's prehab Jake right there. That is prehab. A guy that looks as good as you, you have to have a before picture. That's the point.

What a great commercial that was. I agree. That was. I agree. Top notch. I can't believe it was the editing on it. You should see this guy at work too. Yeah?

Little tyrant. Yeah. Pretty bossy from what I've seen. Looks like you brought some of that coffee for us here. Hell yeah. I didn't know if that was against the rules, but yeah, I brought, honestly I just have a ton of it. Rules? I don't know you know. We set the rules my bro. I come from the world of marketing so there's a world where you guys have another sports drink or something. Oh well

we do have. I hid it back here behind the trash can. Our sports drink of choice Andrew already has one. Right. It's Lone Star Lite. Beer League. That's our sports oh okay we're drinking them back there too. Yeah that's sports. You guys it's not even noon yet it's Thursday. It's our sports, oh, okay, we're drinking them back there too. Yeah, that's sports. You guys, it's not even noon yet. It's Thursday. It's sports beer. Thursday's basically Friday. We're artists over here.

I can't speak to these guys, but we're artists, man. We do whatever we want. Yeah, precisely. Also, yes, the other thing that you filmed there was the time Patrick Mahomes threw Jake a pass. So let's take a look at that real quick, and then we'll move on to the roast Such bad acting I'm a director not an actor

I'll throw it to you. Set. All right, let's go. It's hot. Is Mahomes wearing tights? Of course he is. No one's making fun of him? Oh, dude, hell yeah. Touchdown.

An eight yard pass, Jake has to stretch out for it. All right. Awesome. Yeah. So now we know the directing prowess of Cameron. Yeah, cause he sprung that on me. That was all fake. So actually, the truth is, behind the scenes,

I had snuck that into the creative. I got CD to read the Choose Energy spot years ago. Yeah. I did the same thing with this, with the sport coffee stuff. I had this idea, and I snuck it in. And as we were going through our schedules, getting tight on the day, and everybody started to realize on the business side what are you guys doing over there

and they were trying to can it. But Jake had been sitting there for hours waiting on this scene. I felt horrible about it. I gotta do this. Put that back close to you. I gotta get this done. So I like set the whole thing up

while they're telling us we need to move outside to do a shoot and so I was going to give Jake a briefing on what we were actually gonna shoot. But right as the reason my acting was so bad, aside from the fact that I'm a bad actor, is that as I was saying I need to switch lenses, I realized, oh shit, I forgot to tell Jake what we're doing here.

And dude, it went better than I could have imagined. And I'd like to pretend that that was just genius directing. If Patrick Mahomes says to you, go go run a route you're gonna be like yeah I've given Patrick his direction, and I just 100% forgot to talk to Jake bro. I wasn't set up for this. Yeah, it was perfect No Jake said he'll do whatever Patrick my home. Yes, sir. Oh my god. I can't have one cool moment Mr.. Patrick my one moment and like what the shoes you could you had to change shoes And they were like way too big for you or something too. What a genius. I mean, yeah, thank you. I wish I said all this up. That was just the universe

So off the strength of that he's booked by high surfs Yeah, so Andrew you directed Andrew's Video which we will watch at the same time that my daughters will watch it. So the daughters are on audio only but when they were here for winter break we got them together they are known as the roast twins but they may like this they've they've reviewed other people's works right here. Have they liked anything? Not yet. Yeah great. I've never seen them like anything. Yeah. And if it's associated with me in some way. They don't them like anything. Yeah. And if it's associated

with me in some way. They don't even like him. They hate our show. They hate us. They hate everything about us. That's what I expected. I'm actually gonna hire them as consultants on my next shoot coming up so I hope that this works out. Alright but let's let's roll that Clayton. Let's just sit back and enjoy the roast twins talking about so are they are they pre-recorded are they all right stop it and start it over so we can get the audio on sports yeah I was trying to do this closer to the election because there's a little bit of a political bend to this thing... you know schedules are crazy alright were tight ship was anyway we need your

okay girls welcome back here very exciting to have you here the people are talking the people are interested to hear what you have to say streets street anyway we're here to do a music review and this time we have a video. Oh boy. One of our listeners put together. Is it long or no? Super long. Well I guess we'll find out. As you can see here, the guy's name is Andrew Doohan.

And we're going to sit and watch his music video. Was that an old principal's name? And tell me if you want to pause or anything, okay? Okay, King. You ready? King. Okay, King. Let's do it.

Oh boy. Okay They seem to be some pages missing from the shit we had done Civil rights fighting a good fight Feel like a rerun Bad news went nowhere This video's already amazing We can interject whenever we want Yeah, I don't really get it Why is everyone wearing...

Ugh So we pledge allegiance to the flag in the first place We take a little sip of that Waco Kool-Aid. Oh, man, it's coming. I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing. Why is everybody wearing what? I just hate the color cohort, the blue and the blue, and now it's going to be people are wearing red.

We're on failure signs. Well, they sniffed out your theme, but they are not a goddess. They're onto us. Well, yeah, I don't, like, why are we watering the house? Wait, Eden, maybe this is a little Democrat Repub thing. Repub? Well, they keep talking about drinking the Waco Kool-Aid. If I know anything about Waco and anything about Kool-Aid, I'd say there's a bit of a double entendre going on.

Just a little something. Yeah, with the American flag. Yeah. You taught them well, Dan. I mean, it is country though. I think this is like blue color versus white color. Critical culturalism. Minute and a half in. That's what I was getting. Oh, that's what the blue yes blue call well you know call nobody's doing call in a half in you're saying what this is blue collar versus white collar I'm saying something of the sword I just I really don't even know I really couldn't even tell you I don't get I don't get it like what's a what is in Waco that like people talk about my tin foil hat on Ava Waco? Waco you watch Wendigo

Bay know what happened in Waco? What's it called exactly? Yeah, look it up Are you talking about the I'm getting Democrat Republican Waco's nonsense Waco siege the Waco massacre When was that? This was 1993 siege by the US federal government and Texas state law enforcement officials of a compound right? Religious cult and and that's what wake us talking about wake. Oh kool-aid. Don't drink the kool-aid Right. I wake up is on yeah, and I think it's right. I Think that he's he's trying to subliminal message to your viewers I don't know what the message is cuz I wasn't really paying

attention right yeah I can't really hear what he's saying he sounds 80 when he's singing I just don't really know okay let's continue the song well do you like it or no yeah do you like it? I'm not here. I love it Oh, you just want his money Yes now actually yes his money Yeah, this is definitely this is absolutely this is definitely Trump as Yeah, this is definitely, this is absolutely, this is definitely Trump as. Oh no. Oh, he did, oh.

I hate this. Oh, so he's blue though. That's really interesting. I didn't know that your listeners were blue. Right, I thought they were, okay, here's Redfella, okay. I didn't know what type of crowd you attracted. I didn't know if it was like, I just figured you sort of had like a South Park fan base in that.

What does that mean? They don't realize. Take that rustic you guy. You know? I didn't know if it was like... I just figured you sort of had like a South Park fan base in that. What does that mean? They don't realize it. Take that rustic you guys. You know?

Can you pause and rewind or no? Just touch it. Like five seconds just to hear what they said there about the... Yeah. About the South Park. I didn't know what type of crowd you attracted. I didn't know if it was like... I just figured you sort of had like a South Park fan base in that.

Like, they don't realize they're being made fun of, you know? Yeah. I think I do realize we're being made fun of. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Separate categories. Oh, now he's purple. Bisexual lighting.

No lit. No lit. Is giving gay Republican. Gay Republican. Why can't they just be together? No, literally! It's like they want you so bad. Why can't they just love each other?

No! Oh, his wife left him. The car. Ugh, because he's so wrapped up in public oh is this a centrist take maybe this guy's a like a little senator do you know what I mean that like a lot of people do I want people's record sales yeah you've taught him well. That made me happy. I hope there is a shootout in this video. What is this, high surf? That kind of fudge?

So is it about like... I don't get it. Not giving in to... There's the president. Why would the president look like this? The reaction to Napoleon's... ...dad. What if he's just showing us an actual Kool-Aid ad?

This is not someone's music video. Yeah, do you think he cashed in on that? Do you think he way to prove his point? I think so. I think he's my sponsor. I Recently watched Your thought of Santa Claus and I loved their take on politics because if you needed anything you should called the mayor You think they dialed up the mayor of Waco was like, hey man I think they have a so this word no literally Waco was like, hey man, can I use this word? No, literally. I thought I'd really story to it.

I feel like my conspiracy theory take was true and real. And then I was kind of laughing at the beginning because the director put his name front and center. And I was like, that's kind of bold. I haven't even seen the video yet. I don't even know if it's going be good and then I watched it I was like yeah that feels a bit rash yeah I feel like we just didn't even talk about it the whole time because there's literally nothing I feel like I think we want a

video was definitely much more interesting than the song the song is it's kind of like mom would say it's a bit of a say, it's a bit of a dirge. It is a bit of a dirge. They vamped. They took me to church for quite a bit. That's why my name was at the beginning. So you liked the video. No, I don't like the video.

No, it's not getting carried away. I don't want you to do this for me. I don't want you to do this for the video. Can we move the screenshot from this shot right here? Yeah, he's... Yeah, no, give us a back, give us a back. What'd you think of the part where he's dancing with the... Didn't even see that part of him being so honest.

I don't like it because it does really feel like I'm in Waco. Well, you know... This neighborhood, I believe it. What is this saying to you that was the message overall in the end? At the end what are you thinking? It's don't get wrapped up in politics. It ruins your life. You forget about your wife and your kids. You lose your neighbors and your family and community. You lose track of what's important because you drank the Waco Kool-Aid and you got shot. No literally and then you just ruined your whole life because you drank the Waco Kool-Aid and you got shot. No, literally. And then you just ruined your whole life because you drank the political Kool-Aid. And what you should just do is drink purple Kool-Aid instead of the red and the blue. And that's what I gather, but I don't even know...

You should drink lime Kool-Aid. What are we doing now? Who else voted for Stein? Bay. I'm like, Jill Stein reference? You cannot mail in. Not in. You cannot mail in. You cannot mail in. Can't be mailing in addresses.

Yeah, but overall I just hated it. Oh dear god. Fact wide. Spitting, Loki. So as a, just as a song overall? Terrible. Well, yes. There's just nothing about it, Four words, as was the last

one. I mean, yeah, they do kind of all blend. Well, at least this one had a more defined genre, but it's not really my genre. I didn't like the way it tried to have a message. I wish they focused more on the song being good rather than the lyrics being poignant because they didn't really nail that one so I thought that maybe if they went back and... Yeah, because apparently only people from Waco can like understand what's going on. Only Waconians will know. Despite the fact they already pointed. True Retro Blue will know despite the fact they are a retro will know

yeah overall garbo okay well then we'll make this a wrap and that's your review your review even out of 10 I'm gonna go ahead and lower to zilch. I would give it a 1. I'm raising my own 1. I got a.5 in there. We can, okay, let's meet in the middle. I do like the enemies to lovers storyline though.

That was good. No, they never loved. They did, they came together as purple. No, they didn't. Yes they did. The lights did. I don't know if those two guys did. I think we gotta run this back for them.

Yeah. I think they missed a lot, but yeah. There was no charged eye contact. Fact. Was missing that. Director. They're missing the acting, missing everything. You and all that. Ooh. Yeah, director that. Directing the acting, missing everything. Yeah, director, you didn't do much, King.

Thanks for paying my college tuition. Love you. What a mean thing to say. That was just a message from Big Coolit. Wow. Yeah. Glad they got that. Yeah, that's it. That's a really interesting review, because I feel like they're both very capable, through education and experience of being culturally critical.

They understand it, and they can explain it and discuss it in an intelligent way. But that pains them so much that they then immediately have to revert back to, but it sucked and it's gay. They started talking like real people. You know, like, hey, but this is, you're not just, you don't want to just take what they give you.

There's an incentive behind that. You're trying to be controlled and pitted against your fellow man, et cetera. And they'll start saying that. And then they're like, but I bet Cameron sucks. I bet Andrew's a loser. They are right. It was also surprising to me that they had to look up

what happened in Waco, which I suppose is just a generational thing. Yeah. I mean, we're in Texas right now. I was proud of them for being aware of it at all. But they are early 20s. So I guess that could be fading a little bit. They should have thought it was about Chip and Joanna to begin with.

You know what I mean? It's really why they were expecting this to go. Yeah. Phenomenal glow up for Waco to go to backsplash from child incineration. I grew up near Waco. It was like the place you could not go. Yeah. Phenomenal glow up for Waco to go to backsplash from. Yeah. Big upgrade. Child incineration. I grew up near Waco. It was like the place you did not go. Yeah. Yeah. I think you got off light. I think so. I do too. I thought, you know, maybe the real critique is the lower theme that they really didn't dig in there. Like maybe we didn't capture and we just didn't. We they really didn't dig in there like maybe we didn't capture and we just didn't we didn't pull their we didn't pull them in enough for them to really

dig in and and crush us which is disappointing in a way well I mean they did say it was garbo and then and then you know well we got a we got to burn it down now do you remember pitchfork they're probably yeah around yeah They used to people used to get really mad at pitchfork David Cross the comedian was one of these people because when they really wanted To be snarky they would give something a 0.0 and his point was like okay What if there was just a group of literal Nazis recording songs about Nazis and you have to review the album. Now you're in a real pickle. Yeah.

Yeah. Because there's got to be something above zero. Yep. I think you guys got off light. Also, I waited to hear and see that until now and that's fantastic stuff. I have to say that it was essentially all Cameron's idea, that video, and I mean that in a good way and He put the crew together. I mean

You know you mentioned Ryan Bingham somebody like that. That's I would say Ryan Bingham is maybe Ten times bigger than I am you know so as an independent musician songwriter as an independent musician, songwriter, you can imagine what the budget is to make a video. And it takes somebody with vision and belief in you to make a video like that for you, because you can't afford it. Yeah, it looks super legit.

Yeah. That was very, very cool. So that's props to Cameron. Did you have to pay him more or less than FX paid you for? I will tell you it's about the same. Yeah, you just kind of hand that right over to him? That's right. Yeah.

Our deal was I make commercials, and I just wanted to make something I wanted to make. And so whatever you got, let's just do it. We ended up shooting for basically 48 hours straight. It was like a 48 hour film festival. And then we slept for two days. So it was crazy, but man, it was one of the most fun projects I've ever worked on.

Call me next time. Well, yeah, thanks for doing that, guys. Thanks for submitting yourself. Thanks to the girls. I'll send them the creative on my next commercial so they can roast it in advance. Tell me how to get it to be good and then I'll be better at my job. Yeah that's right. And I'll put my name a little smaller on the front end next time for him. Yeah he doesn't care at all though.

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but let's go now to our good friend, John Machota of The Athletic. John, do you read me, sir? I read you. Yeah, he sounds better than ever. You do. Look great. He does.

Slim. So, uh- I like your guy's outfits there. Outfit? Don't pop it. This is is a statement Machota. I like that. Yeah. Silent or silent protest because it does nothing. Yeah. It doesn't do a whole lot, but uh. Are you guys going to go to that game when he comes back? Oh, I'm there. I'm planning big things, but that I will be there

and it'll probably be the last time I'll be in the AAC. I just, I see the ticket probably be the last time I'll be in the AAC. I see the ticket prices on the secondary market start at $300 and I just can't do that, especially with watching something happens and he doesn't end up playing in that game and now I'm paying $300 to watch. I guess, well, maybe LeBron, but yeah, I'm good. Yeah, to be very clear, these were given to us. I did not bring these.

Oh, OK, nice. This was a listener who has season tickets who no longer wants them and never wants to go back to the building. So he sold a bunch of them, and he gave a couple to us. So yeah, it's all worked out for us. I wanted to give you a quick chance to promote, besides obviously the athletic. What is the other YouTube? And the one star. The one star, of course athletic. What is the other YouTube?

And the one star. The one star, of course. But what is the other? I think you're working with our buddy Law Nation. Yeah, I do a little bit with them twice a week. It's called the Cowboys Collective. And so there's four of us who, the other three guys, are more on the YouTube streaming side, which

I need to do more in that space for the Cowboys. Many people have told me that there's good money to be made there that I'm losing out on, so I'm kinda dipping my toe in that water. But then yeah, I still do the One Star Cowboys podcast with Saad Youssef at the Athletic and KT and Kent. I wanna start with this. Were you surprised, you see the Javante Williams deal

and you see Rico Dowdle signs elsewhere, that almost looks like the same deal to me. It looks like with incentives, maybe they can both get to six, how far apart are those? They're not very far apart. Those two deals to me certainly seem like Rico Dowdle thought he would get more money on the open market. I don't think the Cowboys were waiting to see

what he could get. They were like, well, we're going to pay Javante Williams. I don't know this but they could also think that Javante Williams is just a better player overall. I just find it hard to believe when I saw that deal that Rico got yesterday, where it's basically $3 million, I think it can be worth up to four or five for the, with the Carolina Panthers. I find it hard to believe that that was his goal all along. I think he probably felt he'd get a couple of years and maybe four or five million per year, you know, two years, 10 million, something like that.

So that's what I think happened there. and maybe four or five million per year, you know, two years, 10 million, something like that. So that's what I think happened there. I think that he thought his market might be a little bit greater, and they were like, all right, well, we're going to go in another direction then, because we're really just trying to fill a spot that we're going to pair with somebody we draft. I wonder if the cowboys, they also don't read the market well sometimes. I wonder if they're the ones who kind of just figured, oh, he'll make more on the open market.

We got to go after somebody who will be cheaper and didn't really even try to go after Rico. That is completely possible. I mean, there's no way that you can, just watching how the Cowboys do business, that wouldn't be a total surprise to me either. Because I mean, to be fair to the Cowboys, I look at some of the other deals that got done and of the guys that left Dallas, like Jordan Lewis and DeMarcus Lawrence, and I'm just

like, they were never coming close to those deals. And frankly, I really don't think they should have anyway. So yeah, they're pretty cheap in free agency. They're really trying to get one-year deals. They're not really trying to spend very much money. That's been pretty much clear for the last three, four years and beyond. So yeah, that wouldn't surprise me either.

My thing on the running back deal was just, so out of curiosity, look this morning, and they had the lowest allocation for running back on their cap last year, like by a lot. Also the lowest in tight end. Which sometimes can be a good thing because it means you have guys popping who are young but for them it was not.

I don't understand why teams don't just sign both of these type of players and then you don't have to use a top four pick on a running back. I feel like you have a way better chance at getting a running back in the free agency market who can be decent for you than you do a wide receiver. And conversely, I feel like if you want a good receiver,

it has to come from the draft. I think they're doing this backwards is what I'm saying. I would prefer to just have Williams and Doudle. Yeah, I don't think that that's a bad way to look at it. My only thing I would add to that is that not every draft class is created equal. And just from the week I spent in Indianapolis at the Combine, I know that they think very highly of this running back draft class in terms of what you could potentially find in the second, third, fourth, maybe even fifth round.

And I think that factored into their decisions too, whereas maybe, you know, they enter free agency and they're like, man, there's nothing in this running back class. We better sign a couple of guys because we're not finding anything in this draft. There's like three guys that we like. What are the chances we get one?

But I don't get the sense that they feel that way. They feel like they can get someone that they can turn into, not necessarily Zeke, but maybe it's Tony Pollard Maybe it's you know another DeMarco Murray who was a third-round pick And I think that's a good strategy. I just thought that should have been the strategy the last two years They should already have that guy. Yeah on the roster Well, they got the guy that's related to one of their scouts leave Deuce alone Mean great story.

Good little Instagram thing, right? Uh-huh. Yeah, it just seems like this is yet another off-season. It just feels like it's so far. The draft hasn't happened yet, but another off-season where it feels like the subtractions from the team are going to outweigh the additions to the team. Yeah, that's fair to say. I mean, it's the pieces they've added are fine.

They're just not really many guys on there. I mean, retaining Osa Digizuo was the most important one. But yeah, you lose Lawrence and you really don't have like you lose Lawrence and that's okay, I guess, if you know what you have for sure and Sam Williams and Marshawn Nealon But you really those are some big question marks and if they show up and they play well, that's great But this is a defensive line that just two years ago I mean was starting a DeMarcus Lawrence still playing at a high level and Micah Parsons and the backups were Dante Fowler and Dorrance Armstrong and now you're looking at Peyton Turner is probably your fourth defensive end. I thought that the deal that Chauncey Goldstein got, I thought that was worthy

of bringing him back on. Um, and I just go back to, they have so many holes to fill in the draft. Yeah, you can get a good defensive end at somewhere in the first few rounds, but you also right now need a number two receiver. You need a starting type running back. You need another starting corner. You probably could use another starting caliber offensive lineman, probably another defensive tackle.

And so yeah, the edge rusher spot there, pretty thin with Marcus Lawrence. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot on Micah this year. A lot, a lot. Probably the most there's been at any point. But I still think up front, I just had this realization kind of this morning, as I'm a Cowboy fan, I'm allowed to say that, so I want Dak to perform well,

but we're on the back half of his prime. And the reality is, if you want the Cowboys to be successful for the next three or four years, they have to have a plus offensive line, I think. I just don't think it's gonna work as his athleticism continues to decline, just natural. I don't think they can even have an average offensive line. So it's almost like they just have to go back

to the Garrett days of just, if Dak's gonna play here until he's 35, we have to keep throwing top two round picks at the offensive line. I'd have no problem with that this year. Even though, you know, Guyton struggled, I think you just keep taking shots. Yeah, and the thing that really backs up your point on that

is I'm a big believer in everything, really, that goes on and has been going on the last few years in Philadelphia. And that's certainly what they did. I mean, they have a more mobile quarterback, but they gave him the big money and they still were like, no, we need to put probably the league's best offensive line and maybe the league's best running back in there. And while Jalen Hurts got MVP, I mean, anybody that watches that game and has watched this

Eagles team knows that it's not like he just put that on his back and won it. I mean they had a great supporting cast, but to your point, yeah, the Jason Garrett era, he gets made fun of a lot, but his idea and the way that they went about things, I didn't think was a bad plan to be honest with you, especially on offense. It was, hey, we're going to put a good offensive line in Ezekiel Elliott behind Tony Romo, and this is going to prolong Romo's career. Now, it didn't happen because of the back issues, but it ended up being the perfect situation for a young Dak Prescott to step into where everything wasn't on his plate.

That would be great to get back to. The part of it though that I've always thought, no one's ever told me this, but just me observing, I felt like when Dak started getting paid, the big contracts that Jerry was like, first of all, he had a fight on those deals with Dak's agent, Todd France. And I'm sure there were days where Jerry was very upset and very frustrated.

And so I always felt like it was Jerry being like, all right, Dak, I'm gonna give you this money, but now you're gonna have to go carry more of the load. You're gonna have to do more. You're gonna have to start carrying this team. but now you're going to have to go carry more of the load. You're going to have to do more. You're going to have to start carrying this team. And while I get that, and that might be fine in some business sense of you being your manager at your local company, I don't know if that works for NFL quarterback.

Guys are who they are. And there's probably only maybe three, four quarterbacks in the league that you can be like, well, we can take a little bit more off their plate, and they can carry more, like in the homes, which even though that caught up with him in the Super Bowl. But I've always felt like Jerry's got a little bit of sour grapes about how much money he's had to give Dak to where he's almost like, I'm not gonna do that much in free agency last year.

This is on McCarthy and Dak. They need to take this team to another level. And he'll never admit that, but I'm just going by the actions and what I've seen. Man, I feel like context clues, that's spot on. I mean, for one, he actually did once say that about Romo. He said something to the effect of like, you know, Romo, he's good enough in the pot.

We don't even have to have a great offensive line with this guy. And then, you know, your quarterback's sitting there like, I mean, is that what we're doing? Because I can move around, you're just laying me out to dry here? And then, as many times, that's what Jerry means when he says all in.

As everybody would ask him last year. He's like, I paid DAC. I mean, it's all about DAC now. Yeah, and then, once he did CD, he'd be like, CD too. All in. No. But there's something to that. That's why I look at 2023 as this course might have been their height, because that was the time.

And everything was great, and they had the dud against Green Bay in the playoffs. But you're right there. And so Philly also thought, 2023, they're in the playoffs, but we're right there. So what should we do now? And Philly thought, well, let's add to this. And you see what happened. And then the Cowboys did the exact opposite. They just again, another year of subtracting more than they added. That's at least that's the feeling you got as last year went on. Yeah, it's not common in sports for this to happen, but I feel like when I was in the locker room or when I was watching the Packers, that loss in the playoffs, I thought it was

bad. And in the locker room after the game, I kind of even thought it was worse. Later on that off season, I thought it was even worse than that. And it's even worse now than it was then. And it might even look worse five years from now when you really, the thing that really added onto it for me this year is, as I mentioned earlier about the Fowler and Dorrance Armstrong, those are key pieces on a Washington team that went to the, just went to the NFC championship game. Those are your backups. You know, you didn't even really need them to be studs up

front. And then the offense was pretty healthy across the board going into that game as well And so there is just a part of me that that Jerry was so frustrated And not only did they lose that game, but the way they lost it that he was like Well, I'm not gonna add anything more than this Mike Dak. They can they can Mike a Parsons whoever they what what's out there right now you guys take this thing to the next level and And then and then we'll reassess. And that's why I thought I really did think. And I know it sounds foolish to say it now, but I'm just, to be completely honest, I really

did not think that they were going to get a contract done with Dak before the season. I really thought Jerry was going to let him play that thing out and be like, hey, put this thing on your back, take us to the next level. I'll give you whatever you want in the off season. And I also think that at some point during that off season, he did think about that and was thinking about a lot. And I think whether he was talked out of it or the pressure got to him, but let's be honest, how many deals happen in the last minute the way that one did right before the team. I mean, that was hours before they took the field in Cleveland. He was in a Cleveland hotel room. Uh, for that to happen the way it did, it

just really, it really made me think that like Jerry just made a rash decision late instead of being like, let me let this thing play out. Now he's so much of giving them a contract right now after the season went the way I did. But I did think that he, that his all in was we're going to be all in on this team and then we'll reassess. But then when you give CD and DAC those contracts, like you're really not all in because they're not going anywhere. Like you can't do a rebuild. You've just paid those two guys. You're going to pay, see, I mean, you're going to pay Micah. There's no rebuilding when you have those contracts on the book. So it's going to kind of be more of the same unless you want to do something

with your roster building. And as we sit here today, it doesn't really look like that's going to be any different. Did you guys see Micah on Twitter yesterday? Could he just say like, now's my time or something? It's my time. Little lion head, not the queen. They tried to nickname him the queen when he first started.

Because of chess. Yeah. But yeah, that just didn't fit with football. It didn't quite work. He's the queen. Look at him go. No, I think the Jerry thing is funny. You're basically describing Jerry

as like a parent who caught Dak with cigarettes And now he's like all right You're on your own smoke them all good luck. Hope you make it to the other side And it's you wanted all this money you wanted it. I mean we said publicly the pie is only so big and so I'm here so As far as other free agents out there it feels like we should just Just not expect anything of note that moves a needle, but no Cooper Cup, no other brother digs, nothing in the

offing there. So for me, I don't hear anything on Cooper Cup, but there is a part of me that thinks back to two off seasons ago when no one was hearing anything about Gilmore or Cooks. Those completely came out of nowhere. And I do think that those are still a possibility, some type of move like that, because that's what the Cowboys want. They want one-year deals with some veteran player types that, A, if it doesn't work out

this year, you're not counting against our cap beyond this season. And so it's tough to say who those players are right now on another team. It might be something that a team doesn't even want to do until they get closer to the draft and figure out what they might be doing in the draft before they trade a veteran wide receiver or a veteran corner or something along those lines, maybe a veteran pass rusher. That's where I could see them making, making a notable move. I just, I don't see them getting cup. I don't see them getting Stefan digs. I'm trying to think who else is out there.

A Sanchez Samuel Jr. I know a lot of people would like that. Just because of their need at corner. I don't necessarily see that happening either. I mean, they've pretty much showed their hand that they're probably going to do pretty cheap one year deals that it's going to be on guys that are just, you know, complete bargains. And there's a good chance out of all the bargains they've signed, they really don't get much out of those guys at all. But they're filling out their roster. And that's just kind of how they do

business. They don't take big risks. So when they make a trade, like they seem to really be attracted, like if somebody calls and says hey They were a first-round pick at one point that the Cowboys will trade for him But let's say it's that uh who is the guy from the Bills they traded for? Okay, your Elam. Yeah Because it's funny because you see you know go to Bills reddit or something and all the fans are just happy that They got rid of this guy who sucked.

Same thing with Kenneth Murray. Yeah. But when they make a trade like this, that's a player that Jerry's never heard of. So who's making that trade? Who is acting as GM when they do trades? Because certainly when they do all the draft processes. Will McClay and his staff.

Is Will McClay acting as GM on these trades too? Is he making a phone call? Jerry's not making that call, is he? I think on some he might. But I think it starts with I think Steven is the more involved. But they turn to Will for his advice and the scouting staff. Especially like when you mentioned the first round picks, those are obviously

guys that they thought a decent amount about when they were in the draft. So they could have some value on those guys because they're thinking, hey, this guy in our system, we might be able to get a little bit more from. With that being said, like use Elam for example, whenever they do like a guy like that, just because I'm good friends with Dane Bruegler and he works at the athletic, I always go to his draft guide and read, okay, what does he have? So two years ago when Elam was coming out or three years ago was. Out of Dane's top five corners, Elam was on there. But so is Andrew Booth, who we've seen, you know, when he's got out on the field, it's not and you go back a few drafts before that. Noah Ibn Aghani was a guy that was like that.

But then he comes to the Cowboys and let's not even make this just about the Cowboys. Let's look at the guys the Cowboys have lost just because I like how, Dan, you brought up the other fans, the way they feel like look at like the first and second round picks that the Cowboys have moved on from that other teams probably thought like, hey, man, we're getting Taco Charlton. He was the first round pick. We're getting Tristan Hill. He was the second round pick. We're getting Calvin Joseph. He was the second round pick. People were excited about Connor Williams for about a month, if you recall. No, exactly.

Yeah. Obviously, if you get picked in the first round, it's going to follow you the rest of your career. Yeah, and I could see both sides of that. On one hand, you're like, well, it depends on what grade we had on the guy. They were very high on Mingo apparently, right? And so I could see both ways. On one hand, you're like, well, we have the information, we trust it, we graded him. Now that the cost has come down, we think he's a little bit worth it.

Some of that though is ego of like well we trust our evaluation from three years ago or two years ago more than I don't know 500 snaps in the nfo where the player has not been that effective. Yeah and our ability to develop players maybe. Yeah so I don't know it's it's tough to knock. I think they also look at it they don't they're not giving up much. Exactly the cost is very low. Let's kick our tires on this. We know that out of all these first round pick guys that we trade for, we might hit on one, but we need to, let's at least do this

because we're not doing anything else. So maybe we get the benefit of the doubt that one of these guys ends up being better in our system, but we're not a big player for notable players. So maybe this is way that we, you know, another one that they're big on is is You know making some counting on getting guys to contribute that they that they sign after the draft undrafted rookie free agents where Like that's fine. If you get hey, man, it's great

If you if you fall upon a Tony Romo or a miles Austin or even a Cole Beasley I mean there are but I mean to count on that just seems bold. And I feel like that's what we're heading into again this year, with just all the holes they have to fill. I mean, they have a lot of draft picks, but I think that they lean a little bit too much into that. But it's hard to really blame the entire front office when this is mostly because this is the way Jerry and Stephen want to do business. Because you go back, you go back to 2020 as bad as, or as little as they've done in free agency, you go back to 2020 when there was a new head coaching staff, there was a new, you know, Mike McCarthy comes in.

I just looked this up. Like if you look at nfl.com's top 100 free agents, they signed like seven of them that year. Don Terry Poe, Gerald McCoy, Everson Griffith. The number one free agent that off season was Amari Cooper. They gave him a hundred million dollar deal. You know, there were just, they didn't work out

haha Clinton Dix, Andy Dalton, Greg Zerlin. Like a lot of them didn't work out. So people just dismiss it. Gerald McCoy got hurt in training camp and never ended up playing for him. But because things like that happen, I always believe that they over Overcompensate after it like oh that happened Well, we're not doing anything close to that again and you can say that about running back with we paid Zeke

We drafted running we're not doing that again and then they go far to the other extreme where it just like so Now you're not gonna invest really anything in running back Like there has to be a it's almost like when things go wrong for them Like they operate almost in anger in their response to it. Yeah you talk about going far to these I was thinking about this the other day. They do seem to be reactionary to whatever they have recently done. Whether the running back thing I remember back when they wouldn't

draft Randy Moss maybe because of the stuff that Michael Irvin had gotten into. But then Randy Moss turned out to be great. So they're like, well, you know what? We can't let Des Bryant get away. So they draft Des Bryant. But that's why it makes it all the more odd that the one area they are very, very, very consistent in is not spending in free agency. they have held true to that.

It's not like every three years they'll take a shot, get burned, and then try it like, and it's very odd because they are what's perceived to be the the richest franchise in the world. So why don't they throw any of that money around? I think it also goes, it's a little bit with 2020, but I think it also goes back to right around 2013, 2014, there was a big change and where Will McClay, he'd been in the front office for a while, but he officially took over the draft and they drafted really well in 14 with Zach Martin and DeMarcus Lawrence, two guys, they've obviously lost this off season. And that 14 season surprised everyone.

And I've really felt like since 14, this is just the way that they're gonna operate because they're like, man, look what we did in 14. And then we kept that strategy going and look what we did in 16. And we still had some decent amounts. And then look at with Mike McCarthy, we had three consecutive 12 win seasons.

So I went back and looked. And so if you go back to that point, so 2014 till now, they're 10th, they have the 10th best record amongst NFL teams. And they're better than in the last 10 years than some teams that you probably wouldn't think they are like the 49ers, for example. My thing on that is you are the Dallas Cowboys. Why not take some big swings where there's some off seasons where you're like, Hey, this might cause us some problems down the road, but at least we can always look in the mirror and go, we went

for it. We put everything into this. It's been 29 years. Let's take a chance here. And it just, it amazes me that that doesn't happen. That it's like, no, this is how we do business and this is the way we will continue to do business. And because Jerry's been there the entire time this has gone on, it just leads me to

believe that there's probably a lot of that into what's made him successful away from football, you know, whether it be oil drilling or, uh, real estate investments and things like that, other businesses. And it's made him so much money. So I feel like he just feels like he can do that with the NFL. And some of it is really good, but I just keep going back to man, 29 years in this league of parody No, I mean maybe change something up here. Maybe maybe take some chances, you know

When I talk about how I like what the Eagles have done, let's not act like the Eagles have done all good things They've had plenty of swings and misses but they just continue to stay aggressive and that just hasn't been the Cowboys and it doesn't seem Like that's gonna be the Cowboys anytime soon Well, John, we appreciate your time today. You can check him out at the Athletic, of course, one star Cowboys podcast, and he is a budding YouTube star with Cowboys Collective. I appreciate that, guys. Thanks for having me on.

All right. I was giving you a chance to do some YouTube comedy or something, like. No, I'm good, I'm good, no. No, I like the way you ended it right there. That's good. Maybe I'll see you guys at that Lakers-Mavs game. Okay, talk to you soon.

There goes John Machota. When you click on his articles, it says NY Times. It's big time. That's where I go every day. To play wordle. Yeah. You know what? Let's go out of order here a little bit before we do a break.

Do whatever you want. Let's get a little mailbag going. Okay. A little viewer mail perhaps. I don't think prophets and outlaws have been subjected to the Rose Twins, have they? No. No. Okay.

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I just love that your wife thinks there's a world where she's going to tell you, I'm going to be home. I'm going to be home instead of gone. And she thinks that that's good news to you like what'd you guys do did you have a big date planned after that we watched a episode of Portlandia and then went to bed yeah she went to bed good news but she did end up having good news she said it was just a postp Friday. Oh, son.

You get a weekend night? So yeah, I might just hit the men's club. You're going to haul ass home. Is that still a thing? I don't know. Probably. The men's club. I got an email here.

This is not really a gummy thought, but it's from Thomas who says, did you ever have a friend who had a really bad breakup with a girlfriend? Right after it happens, you commiserate with him, listen to him complain, maybe help him drown his sorrows if he's a drinker. You understand what he's going through and try to go through it with him. But it keeps going on, say for six weeks or so, he's still carrying on about it. He just can't move past what might have been with this woman. It's affecting his mood,

his work, and it makes hanging out with him a real chore. So you start to hang out with him less and less. Ever have that situation with a buddy? I relate to this for no particular reason. Certainly has nothing to do with Luka Doncic from Thomas, DF number three. Oh wow. That's big time.

So is he asking us for, is he asking for less Luka talk? I think he's saying that I'm spending too much, or us spending too much time on Luca. What? Yeah, what's he talking about? We'll try. That's ridiculous. We'll try.

I did have an email from a guy who, this is my only Luca thing for the day, it's in the jersey, did bring up the question about, remember when Carlisle recommended Kid on the way out the door? Yeah. We were like, that's weird. Yeah.

So what do you mean? Little Trojan horse, like Carlisle's kiss of death. I was like, it'll be great with this guy. He's super normal. He'll get along with Luca great. He hasn't had to go to anger management classes or beat his wife. He's just totally a normal guy

should be the coach of your basketball team. I remember I was not for it. No we were wrong for a little while. I got a gummy thought for you brought to you by early bird CBD. You know how when crimes happen now and there's a trial they will usually it's like when somebody kills their family they'll they'll put in like the the google search history into evidence and you'll read about like the terms this dummy of how to you know get my body's wife to decompose in 10 minutes um so i was thinking about this the other day uh we're not that far away from people's interaction with chat GPT ending up in court.

I'm sure it's happened already, but I haven't seen it in a super high profile case. Because I mean, I ask it questions. But I mean, I told you, I have a buddy who almost uses it as a therapist. He talks to it every day, shares feelings, like what are some ways I can improve on this? Oh, so it'll be talking about some of the terror like it's a priest hearing your confession

So that's my thing is that like when you go to a therapist there is supposed to be like an understood thing there's a an agreement, but If you mentioned like harming a child the elderly or yourself seriously they can And I believe are compelled to report that. Your priest is different, I don't know, but like, I don't know, if you start talking to one of these bots, and they're like, that person does sound terrible. And they contact the police bot? Well, I mean, that or, at some level, would the LLM, like the language model, would it not

be somewhat responsible for a crime? Like if it's a person, they'd be like you. Well, it's the same as just a Google search then, right? Kind of like if you search how to make a pipe bomb or something, would it, does it send that somewhere in Washington DC D.C.? I've always been told that it does, but... I mean, I saw people the other day...

Let's ask the Tim Ployle hat guy. I saw people the other day that had asked ChatGPT or Claude, or one of them, about how to do an assassination, and it gave them very detailed, very good instructions. and it gave them very detailed, very good instructions. So my thought is, eventually we're gonna be doing a Netflix documentary or a nightline or date line or 2020 and they're gonna be like, and then they asked. But you're saying there's two parts of this.

One, can it be entered into evidence? It will be entered into evidence, too. There won't be liability, but I do think people are gonna start asking questions the first time a lawyer's like, well, you know, my client was sane, but he went down this rabbit hole talking to this fake person. Yeah, could they be an accomplice?

Yeah, that, or do you sue or something? I don't know. That's one, and my other one, after being on a flight this week. A gummy thon. Does it surprise you that there are not cameras in planes pretty much everywhere or at least a couple or are there and I don't know about it. It seems like all the footage you see from inside planes are just people's cell phones.

It seems like they've already crowd sourced it. Right, but why as soon as cameras became cheap is there not like a camera at the front, a camera in the middle, maybe a camera at the back, facing inward? Yeah, at least one. Covering the whole thing. It's weird, right? Yeah, but it's an expense that they probably don't want to install. Like the shot clock operator at high school games. That's why we don't have it. Now that they're charging for bags.

Oh yeah, did you see? I think Southwest can be the first one to have a cameras. I think Southwest. I don't know if this is a good PR move or not. They posted on their Instagram today simply this. OK, I don't need that. It's not like we traded Luca. With the eyes emoji.

Yeah. Don't need that. But a great point. I'm back on board with you, Southwest. Let's go. OK. I have one to end. Well, for me, this will be my last email.

From a person who identifies as gay, homosexual. OK. Apparently. Hello, Dan. Writing to follow up on the gold star gay discussion from Gay Not Gay last week. OK. Do you know what that is, Andrew?

I have no idea. Well, this man's about to tell you. OK. A gold star gay has never seen or touched a vagina. A platinum gay is a gold star gay that was C-sectioned out and hasn't even seen or touched a vagina Never thought of that. Yeah never even close As it relates to spa talk

King spas the minor leagues compared to Club Dallas a quote health club for men dude You know Club Dallas is actually I, where wasn't there some crazy disease that was spreading? Yeah. And it was like an electronic festival and some other. Yeah, you're right. I'll find it in. It's open 24 seven.

It becomes pretty much anything goes situation in the sauna and steam rooms. Monkeypox. They were spread, yes. Summer of 2022 was spreading at Dallas bath houses. That's right. Including this one. Anything Goes in the sauna and steam rooms or basically anywhere in the building,

including private rooms you can rent, the playrooms with swings. OK. And the pool area. They have swings. Yeah. Like Chloe swings. Yeah. Like Chloe and Lamar. So how far past Missionary do you get to, man, I just need to do, I need to have a swing.

Like this, all right, this has been fine. This is cool. We've done all this stuff. All right, we did the boots thing where we hung upside down from the door. Right, a lot of trick ups. What if we get a swing? From a purely logistical standpoint, this may just be that when you have two heavy people,

like two men, involved in lovemaking, there are positions or interactions where a little help is needed. But like you said, Chloe in your mind has a swing. You could pick a woman up. Yeah. Although she was kind of big at the time. You like you said, Chloe and Mara has. You could pick a woman up. Yeah. Although she was kind of big at the time. You couldn't really pick Chloe up, though.

So we did this story on July 8, 2022. And apparently, the first guy had sexual encounters at Club Dallas and then spread it at an event called Daddyland. Daddyland was the, it was Daddyland was the name of the event, and the tagline was bigger, badder, daddyer. That's right.

Which is fantastic. It's good stuff. Bigger, badder. I find the obsession you boys have for gay culture to be very entertaining. P.S. Oh, we'll have to explain this one to Andrew. The first 90% is gonna be way more doable for you.

The last 10% is for only those truly dedicated to their craft. The last 10% is love of the game type commitment. That's from Caleb. So we have a local comedian friend. He's a Dallas firefighter and one of his would you rathers is the first 90% or the last 10% of giving a blowjob. Right. Okay. What do you say? of his would you rathers is the first 90% or the last 10% of giving a blow job. Right, okay.

What do you say? It's hotly debated. And this is straight from the source here, although he is but one man, this guy's saying you want no part of that 10% of that real gamer, you know, unless you're a ball lover. Yeah, I'm gonna wait and really, really think about that, pray about it for a while. Pray about it, talk to your family. I'm gonna I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait and really really think about that.

Pray about it for a while. Pray about it talk to your family. I'm gonna pray about it. Consult with your pastor. Write a song about it. Maybe. I got a quick one here. This from Anonymous. You know Blake recently wrapped up another great run with the Argyle Lady Eagles basketball team, coached by Coach Westmoreland. That is his last name. And Blake will often mention, because I think there were at least questions to be asked after the game against Lubbock, Monterey. That's your opinion.

We can at least ask the question. Sure. Blake's like, oh, OK, well, this guy actually he he won two championships state championships, okay? And I'm like boy, that's quite the resume was we uncovered earlier this week They had won three in a row when he took over. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yep So we get three in a row when he took over Now did these high school girls sign tenure deals to play or do they have to graduate after a certain year? So when coach Westmoreland's, what's his first name?

Chance. Chance. Let's see here, where was he before there? Brock. The CW. Brock? Yeah. Did he win at Brock? He did.

Who won before him at Brock? The same coach that won at Argyle. Who's that? Skip Townsend. Huh, so they hired this guy from- This guy just follows that guy? They hired this guy from Brock and they're like, The same coach that won at Argyle. Who's that? Skip Townsend. Huh. So they hired this guy from Brock and they're like, you've won a couple titles, can you do that here? And he's like, yeah, because I built this program.

Is that what he said or did he say, I didn't build this program either. I kind of took over this one. Did you want him to lose when he got the job? No. I'm confused. No. I'm just pointing out that it does feel like things are kind of already set for the guy. Do these players not graduate? Because it seems like he would have had two different classes.

This listener concludes, during the slow sports time of year, the biggest of sports debate is, can or will Coach Westmoreland ever catch Skip Townsend as the goat of Lady Eagles basketball coaches? Like I said we're just asking the questions. We gotta stay tuned. We're asking the questions. I've got one from Eric who wants to submit the first black rosin. Okay. I thought we did one. Might have had Steve Smith Sr. Okay. Who do you got? Eric would like to submit Jason Whitlock. Oh Potential Yeah, I think he's a Roseanne potential. Yeah, he's got you got to be jolly. Mm-hmm

I've identified a minute of species sub species of human being just simply known as a Roseanne You don't really have to look like Roseanne Barr. Okay. But you just have the affect... Who's the one that I first noticed this with? Who's the guy that was beefing over Bud Light? Was it Travis Tritt? Travis Tritt. Travis Tritt. Certainly a man can be a Roseanne. You just see this and you think that guy's a Roseanne. And that's a glamour shot. That's him. Of course. You gotta have a soft spirit and hard hair. You just see this and you think that's that guy and that's a glamour shot

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This guy's not very old, he's probably in his 50s. I wasn't there, my wife was talking to him, as they get to talking. And she's like, your son, he doesn't ever live here, or what? And he's like, nah, he purchased several houses in this area, we're from here. She's like, what do you do?

Or he's like, I see you have kids, how old are your kids? And she's like, oh, six and two. And he's like, oh, that's probably a little bit young. My son's a streamer. Wow. Okay. His name is Preston. And his net worth is like 15 million dollars. What's his stream? Minecraft? Don't say it like that. It's a very popular game. Minecraft. 25 million is his estimated net worth. So my neighbor...

Who's... How old is he? 29, I want to say. Started when he was 14. 13, his dad said. And he's running laps around us. He owns several properties in the Great Vine Colleyville, Southlake area that he all bought. Like you could scrape together enough to buy one. His dad said he bought them when he was 18 or 19. And he just owns, I don't know how many, but I know enough to where.

And he's very religious. Like he taps into the Dude Perfect crowd. The camera knows very well. Yeah, he's worth 20 to 25 mil and he owns my, uh, the house next to me. And, so they're getting the house ready for new renters. I walked out today, had the jersey on. The Luca Laker jersey. And there's an older gentleman over there doing some sort of work and he was like young man I like

that jersey and I was like yeah had to make the switch I didn't do it they did and he just goes them billionaires boy that's right I was like yep that's all you got to say that's the that's the the beat on the streets Anyway, shout out to Preston. I have a quick hit but I don't want to be taking your news either this could be in the news do whatever you want, but did you see the That Texas hat is on eBay now At least I saw stories about it. We're going for like a grand. Yeah The Tata's hats cuz some people actually did order them right away. Yeah

but this has kind of made it to National News as well just all of the hats are kind of a mess. Yeah, you guys mentioned the angels one but I hadn't seen it yet. It definitely looks like it says anal. The angels looks like anal, the A's looks like ass. Yeah, there's another one that's weird. I can't remember but it's kind of the annual It definitely looks like it says anal. The angels looks like anal. The A's looks like ass. There's another one that's weird, I can't remember, but it's kind of the annual, like last year it was see-through pants.

Ah, yeah. Yeah. There's an annual, you know, new Major League Baseball release that actually, you know, it's good pub, I think. It's good for them. Why not just keep that hat? Was anybody actually complaining about it or were they just like laughing?

That's a good question. Like who's pissed about that? People with breast cancer? Did someone get fired over it? Probably. The first few tweets I saw was that it was because it was like a Spanish curse word. Yeah titties Taitas I know this is Jake's territory

But I have a buddy who owns a t-shirt company who is absolutely bootlegging these and I'll send you guys a couple As soon as they pulled him off the market. He was like I see a place that I could jump in here He's Mexican so he was like I love more than anything now. He's a Rangers fan. Yeah, okay I'm glad you guys are mixing in your sport coffee with the Lone Stars. They're great He's Mexican, so he was like, I love this more than anything. Now he's a Rangers fan. Yeah. OK. I'm glad you guys are mixing in your sport coffee with the Lone Stars. They're great. Yeah.

They're great. But I get down to get up, you know? That's an important. Don't I ever. Sorry, Jake. I think I maybe showed up at the Sport, the Throne Sport Coffee commercial shoot that day and was like, I need four of those. Actually, I'm writing a script right now for the next round we're doing where Jake returns

but now he's super fit like he is now and it's all because of Sport Coffee's. Yeah. He's done his life around. Yeah. A before-after. That's right. A little montage scene. That's awesome, man.

Okay, so this is kind of a little bit of News Junior. This is not a political thing. Don't yell at me. But, uh, so apparently people are like attacking people with Tesla's as you guys learned in your cyber truck journey. Yeah. So you're going to do the, uh, Trump audio here. Yeah.

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Not my game But yes, I took that cyber truck ride yeah good listener of ours Has a cyber truck and yeah, he said people will drive up, you know speed up To see him and maybe give him a thumbs up. Or people will speed up and then get next to him and give him the finger. Yeah. Like it's now a politically charged thing. Yes.

Which is kind of sucks because I think Teslas are awesome. And when I got in that Cybertruck, it's incredible. And I might like something like that, but I also don't want to be part of the thing. Be making a political statement. Like I don't, I don't need a red sign in my yard or a blue one. I just want to. Don't drink a Waco Gluade. I just want to be. Yeah. Well. Andrew's taught us all. That's not how it is. That's what I'm here for. And how it is, is it's definitely a political statement. We're getting vibes of the weather underground. Who was gr-

Digital underground? Green pea. Who was blowing up Hummer dealerships? Oh. Remember that? Yeah, kind of, yeah. Some leftist environmental organ- that's apparently happening now, which is ironic,

because they're electric cars. But people are very mad at Tesla. So, brilliant idea, Trump decides that he's going to do like a little Tesla showroom thing with Elon right in front of the White House. There's really no reason for this other than, as you'll hear him say it, Trump's like,

hey, I think it's kind of BS what's happening to this guy. He's helping us out, and you guys are tanking his stock and talking shit about his cars. Look at these wonderful cars. And they just parked three of them in front of the White House like it's a used car dealership. Well, I thought he had stated he was going to buy one. Well, yeah, because, yeah.

So was that kind of like, I'm going to bring the showroom to you? Pretty much, yeah. Does Trump drive He addresses that I don't know if I played it cut it off or not But he does not and he has not in some time. I was about to say there's I don't know if he's ever driven He said it's been a long time And I would question how much he ever did like he grew up in Manhattan. He's been a rich kid his whole life

I doubt there's too much driving in his history. Yeah, there has to be a, does he have a record of taking his driver's test? There's no way. I don't believe he currently has a driver's license based on the way he was talking. Yeah, why would he need it? But he made it sound like it's not because of him,

it's because of the, you know, these pussy Secret Service agents. Yeah. So let's just fire it up with the first one here. It's a wild, surreal scene. It looks like a car dealership. It's a beautiful day. They're just out front. Go ahead.

So was this on CNN or what was this? I do believe they broke in live, yeah. Okay. So if we do have volume here. Okay, stop it. So this is worth our time. That's the kid right? He's talking in gibber link. He talks like a robot. Now the kids like three, four, I don't know. So I don't want to make fun of him too much. Elon's kid. But he definitely talks like a robot which is exactly what I would imagine that he would um do you guys know how to say his name is that the

kid with the letters for names yeah name no most people have letters for names yeah it's like it's a really good point yeah let me see if this is it I mean, it's just X, the letter X. And then the AE is pronounced Ash. Roken just laughing at him. Yeah. And then A12 is my contribution. Oh, why A12? Archangel 12, the precursor to the SR-71, coolest plane ever. OK, so its name is X-A Grimes? I'm just saying. He made it seem as though Grimes came up with the first part.

Yeah, X and hash. You know how many regular names I got vetoed? Like, no, I can't have that. My wife telling me we can't do that. This guy names his kid that. But yeah, maybe Grimes is kind of crazy too. She's definitely kind of crazy, but also kind of nuts that a guy who then would be joked for decades

about being a Hitler enthusiast did get away with the name Ava. So, score one for you. All right, let's let it play here. Anybody know who he is? Hello. Hello, Peter. Hello, President Trump. Are you looking to buy or lease today? Well, I'm gonna buy.

I'm gonna buy because, number one, it's a great product, as good as it gets, and number two, because this man has devoted his energy and his life to doing this. I think he's been treated very unfairly by a very small group of people. And I just want people to know that you can't be penalized for being a patriot. And he's a great patriot. And he's also done an incredible job with Tesla and, I nobody else has a car company started up in the last 30 years It's been successful. I don't think so and not only successful but super successful

First of all great point. I've breached it several times. We had any new cars and forever. Yeah, we got Rivian. We got Tesla You're gonna want to just memory bank the way he said Tesla for the end of this thing because he has a hard time with it. He says Tesla. It's like my dad. My dad always said Ryan Taney Hill. Dad that's not right. And for 15 years he would just say it incorrectly. It's just like an old guy thing. We're like fuck it. No. That's the way I say it. But how do you label Elon Musk as a great American patriot? Because he's doing all this for free.

Like this is part of- No, no, no, but do you have to be from here? No, of course not. You could be a patriot and just, so I can go be a France patriot? Yeah, if you wanna, whether you agree with what Elon Musk is doing or not, if you're dedicating your time and life and resources to...

If I dedicate myself to bettering France, I'm now a French patriot. By definition, I would say yes. Okay, it just feels weird. Thank God he made cars and didn't work for a national park, you know? He'd be donezo. He'd be donezo.

So let's go to the second one here, because they're trying to talk Tesla, but it's Trump, and it's Elon Musk. They're going to scatter shoot. People are yelling shit at him about Canada. What's going on with tariffs? And he's like, I don't know. These cars are awesome.

He's a bad dude. He's a bad guy. But we didn't have these problems. I had no inflation. I had a great economy. He gave you high prices. You couldn't buy bacon. You couldn't buy anything.

And also, I inherited a situation with eggs. The price of eggs was through the roof. Well, now the price of eggs has come down a lot. Interest rates have come down. I just giggled that. I inherited a situation with eggs. Eggs. God.

What about eggs? Bless it. I inherited a situation with eggs. God. What about eggs? Bless it. I inherited it. Now here's the one that's making all the headlines. This third clip here, it's time for us to actually get in the car. They've got the car car. They've got a cyber truck. He mentions that he bought a cyber truck

for his granddaughter, Kai, who we recently talked about, the golfer. Oh. She's a top ranked female golfer. Yeah. But now a highly ranked. She's a higher. Not sure when she like ranked 200. Might have been more still invited to this tournament.

The third one here, though, is when they both get in the car. And this is just comedy. That's beautiful. Is that going to go into effect? Which one? The 50 percent tariffs? I'll let you know about it. Yeah, I'll let you know.

But I appreciated his call. I thought it was nice. This is beautiful. Whoa. Should I get in? Should I get in? Let me get in a second. Are they mic'd up?

Do you want my notes? They gave me notes. I said, I'm not Biden. I don't need notes. Let me get in this sector. Are they mic'd up? Do you want my notes? Yeah. They gave me notes. They said, I'm not biting. I don't need notes. Yeah.

Hell yeah. Thank you. I'll take those. Let me get into this sector. I'll watch Secret Service go crazy. Thank you. How many of you actually drove it around? They were really well.

Elon wants him to drive it so bad. Right. Please. Wow. That's beautiful. This is a different panel than I've had. Everything's computer. He's right.

You get in there, it's amazing. I was talking to somebody the other day. My dad briefly had a Tesla. I'm like, I don't remember what I said the first time I saw it, but it was not that dissimilar from from wow, it's all computer. Yeah That's what that's what it's all about with Trump man cool stuff like no just he talks like people Yeah, he really does. That's not no matter what he does. He's just he says stuff like you say stuff what he does he just he says stuff like you say stuff he just talks like a person yeah like yeah he's nuts that part's not he talked he talks like your

crazy uncle whatever you know that's better yeah how you talk yeah drunk uncle it the last one here we will get back to him trying to pronounce Tesla and he tells you about his view of credit cards and checks. But the reason this one's great is because it's at the end. They're out there for about 35 minutes and at one point towards the end, Trump has been talking about Canada for like five minutes and he again realizes like,

this is not what I'm out here for. So this clip starts with him wrapping up like blah, blah, blah, blah, but that's not why I'm out here for. So this clip starts with him wrapping up like blah, blah, blah, blah, but that's not why I'm here in his own last. People and we want to stop and we also don't want to give billions and hundreds of billions of dollars away. We're in there for 350 billion dollars. And there was no reason this war would have never happened

if I was president. So it's a very sad thing. Thank you all very much. I love Tesla. Oh boy. The Press. Mr. President, which car are you going to buy? The President.

The one I like is that one. And I want that same color. All right. Are you going to put down a credit card? Elon, would you take a credit card? I'm going to give him a check. I do it the old-fashioned way. I give checks.

Sure. I like checks, you know. I think your credit is good. Do you still have access to credit? You know, I like a check. Better than this modern system of all of a sudden there's money in your account, nobody knows. I like signing's better. It's good. You know I like a check better than this modern system of all of a sudden There's money in your account. Nobody knows. I like signing a check, okay, okay, I kind of do want a president who's old-school enough to balance a checkbook, but

Just rather not be him, but yeah, I love Tesla Tesla Enough about Ukraine. I love Tesla and the eggs Just a wild scene all the way around, man. Really no point for it, you know? Just no reason other than to stroke themselves. Yeah. Is tesla.com live? Tesla, yeah, you just go buy yourself a,

I mean, they're literally using the front of the White House like a used car dealership. Like it's the most perfect metaphor you could imagine. X Ash Arc 12. Versus Baron in about 15 years. Baron will body that little boy. That's a blue-blooded American right there, son. Here's Jay.

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Now I'm updating you with that information so that you know he was busy. Or we've got to him. Because Eric Johnson hasn't tweeted about sports in a long time. In fact, he hasn't tweeted much at all, boys. We might have broken him. Is there a... He did go to the game with Dumont, remember? Yeah. And requests. No, they're saying do-mont. Yes. So in a way, he was showing some kind of solidarity with the Mavs in that way.

Because I thought maybe he's not tweeting because he's against the move. Yeah, I don't know. But he did go to the game. I think there's a decent chance that we've had influence on it, Influencers. Sweet. If you will.

Have you guys followed this situation at Gateway Church? No, is that the one in Southlake? It's very close to here. Church, yeah. Yeah, on the freeway. So the founder of Gateway Church, Robert Morris, or as his flock called him, Romo. Did they really?

No, I made that up. Oh, that's a good one, man. I thought it was cool. That's like I want to call the coach of the Lady Eagles, you should call him the CW. Oh. Thanks, man. Where was that in January when I was talking to him?

Chance Westmoreland. Cause I also used to think his name was Westmoreland. So, the guy who founded that church, Robert Morris, over about the last six months or so, stories, reports have been coming out. There's a woman who, when he was in his early 20s working in a church in Oklahoma, this woman was 12 at the time that the abuse started. And it went on for a few years. And he was like a junior pastor.

He would stay at their home. He was a traveling preacher. Took place over the course of three or four years. And that woman then came forward. Like later when she was like 30, right? Or 40. Yeah, yeah, last year. No, much older. Yeah, she's in her 50s

He's in his 70s. I want to say This is a tricky one so this is in Oklahoma it's from 1982 there is no statute of limitations Because Moe was not an Oklahoma resident at the time of the allegation. You ever hear that one before? No. What is that? Why is that now a federal crime? I don't know. Yeah, I mean, that's a good question.

But something to look out for if you're committing crimes. So if you're diddling little kids, do it at home, folks. Do it in a place that you are a resident with a resident of that place yeah yeah now what we've had since then and this is gonna be a call for a safe space here because obviously I condemn in the strongest terms the molestation of children by any individual. Much less a trusted authority. You have a however here? Yeah, but.

So, a number of people within Gateway, elders and the like, have had to step down. And I'm pretty sure, could be wrong, but I believe all of those stepping down or having to apologize, it's all because they knew. It's not because they did anything in the last couple decades that's new. They knew about what he did in 1982,

and he might have done it other times. Kind of a Joe Paterno thing? Here's the safe space part. I'm uncomfortable with this, but many people in the church, heck, people do this with their sponsor in AA. They will share their shame, and they will share with you their worst moments, and these are things that I've done

that I'm trying to live down, and when you get a sponsor in AA for real, you're supposed to tell them like everything. Even things you've thought about kind of doing, because we're trying to clean your conscious here. So, if this guy did this 40 years ago, and part of his like small group and spiritual journey is that he has to share these things with people, like that's kind of the basis of the religion

is that we can trust each other and talk through these issues. Should they have to resign? I don't know. It's thorny at least to me. They should. Yeah, I mean that's the way it's going. It's kind of like, oh they're being railroaded. You tell your psychiatrist that you killed someone, right? Yeah. They have to turn you in. Correct. Like we talked about, but you know, I don't know. It's, church feels like a different level. I mean, I know for a fact that those like small groups where you've got eight or ten adults, they get very personal about their thoughts and about their acts. I think God takes care of it now. Yeah, I mean. That's their thing is they think that? Well, yeah, because I

mean, it's really predicated on forgiveness I mean if somebody told me something in a small group and I went and said hey, you know This guy has a porn addiction. That's kind of that's I don't know That's the whole point and the poor is here and is different levels Yeah, because it's I don't say a harmless crime victimless crime But it's certainly closer to that than something involving an actual other human being. So, but then she's not in danger now. You know, for sure if you know that somebody

is still involved in a continuum of abuse, you gotta say something. You stop it now. But if this guy's like, hey, this happened 30 years ago. The way that a church is set up I feel like is problematic on this front. Yeah. Because it's built on some level of trust and secrecy. Well yeah and that's how the diddlin' in the Catholic Church was able to be hidden for all that time. Correct. Because they forgive and move on and why don't you just go

move to another town then? And then they'd do it again. That seemed like a bad bit. Nobody really offered an opinion here but me. Funny how that worked, didn't it? I'm like, hey, can we get a safe space? And everyone's like, yeah, why don't you just run on out there on your own? Yeah, no, well, no one agrees with you, I think. I don't even really have an opinion that, I just think it's an odd setup. If you have an organ organ like in a business

you'd be like you well you're fired because you're We need transparency Organized religion is a really tricky thing, but we already got polycharged this episode, so I figured that's true my mouth shut That's true. I don't want anybody yelling at me 50 Rottweilers and other dogs rescued in a Wattaga animal cruelty case. You guys feel like the Rottweiler has declined

in popularity in your lifetime? Yes. Like it seems like Pitbull has taken the top spot for a full horse. Oh yeah. But when I was a kid. Used to be the Rottweiler, yeah. Like quicksand, I thought the Rottweiler would be a large problem in my adult life. They were everywhere. We need them

To attack more kids and get in the news Better PR team. Yeah, the pitbull started doing that. They should get a song in a video You just write something your Rottweiler was back in the mix Yeah, 47 Rottweilers You know, I feel like we do one of these stories every month. You're probably just driving by a house every day where there's 50 poorly treated animals somewhere in the inside, in the backyard, you just have no idea. They're everywhere.

It was actually a building in Watauga associated with a Rottweiler rescue. It feels like they're not. They were associated with the rescue yet... Fully fulfilling their obligation. Yeah. No, you don't want to have too many animals. That's like having too many kids. You want to have kids, Andrew? No, sir. Never? Just kind of made the call early? It's looking like, no. Just going that way? Yeah, you just have to hope that the nurse at the hospital is going to hold my hand when I die and that'll be good enough. Cameron might be there. Yeah, Cameron might be there.

I might need a job as a nurse actually, so this works out for me. He's got a couple of sons that I'm kind of tight with. You know, we're cool. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Levi would choose to be at Andrew's death before mine, for sure. So he'll be able to play guitar by then.

Is that the main thing even in jests? Is that the main thing you think about, though, is just like, death, when it comes to not having children? Good question. No. Well, you know, I remember early on when I thought kids were more likely for me, and I said something to the effect of I Said this to someone at a gathering party something social something ish. I think she was a He was a psychologist something and we were talking about having kids

And I said you know I love the idea of having a son and teaching him how to throw a curveball. And she said, oh well you're already setting yourself up for disappointment. What if he's not a son? What if it's a daughter? What if your son doesn't dig baseball? You know, all these pieces to the expectations that you set on something like that. So clearly I'm an older person now and I wouldn't have such expectations if I did decide to have a kid, but what are the expectations now in the idea of perhaps having a kid?

I think it's all about relationships and I think the start for me is can I just find a partner that feels right for this lifestyle where I'm on the road all the time. Certainly not easy. No. And so that's step one. And then you can answer the questions after that.

Jake had a son so that the son would teach him how to throw. There you go. Yeah. That works. Because Jake can't really throw a baseball. Free lessons in anything. He took lessons to do it. Yeah.

I did. I actually think that's an inspiring story for me. I think that's very cool. I have a great relationship with my son. And the fact that you went and took throwing lessons so you could be better for him later is pretty cool. Thanks. Oh you think that's inspiring? Well it's led me to actually do guitar lessons. My kid loves music and I don't know shit. I have to hang out with Andrew feels like this guy's inspiring people I'm having a positive impact over here now. Let's check with Dan and Blake people their opinion I entire existence quit drinking and improving their whole lives like everybody's doing great things cuz of Jake Maybe no Westmoreland won't win another one Yeah, I mean, where's the where'd the guy go, but the good news for you Andrew the other guy

Go is that you're a dude. And them ladies all dry up, but dudes don't. And so you can have a kid, you could be 70, and you could have a kid with your hot young wife that's just willing to do whatever you want. Guys have the breaker pouch. So it dries up. That's right.

When you run out of flavor, guys. But, Busty.co, dumb zone for 20% off. That's right Yeah, when you run out of flavor guys, but Breakers dumb zone to 20% off. Yeah Older than an ad man, you know you get a little loosey yourself. Yeah, I have to figure that out. Would you ever just adopt? Probably, you know, I think I think that sounds like yourself. Oh, no. No no, probably not. I think just the idea of being a mentor to youth is exciting. It's pretty sweet. Giving back in some way. But mentorship, well then you can just give them back.

I like that better. These are guys without kids or young kids that all say that. It's all bullshit. What, mentorship? It's all, yeah, you don't want kids, They're gonna grow up. They're just gonna kill you They're gonna roast you. Well, I'm not to the bad part like you are yet. I mean for me I mean this feels weird while we're just on this path of me doing good deeds But but I used to go volunteer at that school over in Fort Worth and to do reading because it was it was awesome

And I could leave exactly it was an hour of just fun. It actually because it was it was awesome and I could leave. Exactly. It was an hour of just fun it actually did it was for me. My own personal. Hey kids look how good I can read. You can't even speak English. Idiots. That's funny I saw a deal the other day about in Fort Worth they were, our goal is to have. Because I think in Fort Worth, the news story was half of Fort Worth ISD is below grade level reading. And they announced some big initiative that was like, everyone on grade level by 2035.

I'm like, well, I remember the program I started doing in 2018 was everyone by 2025. Yeah. We're not pushing ahead that much. So it feels like we just keep being like, look, I don't know. It's probably not going to happen. And then lastly here- It's always good to put your goal 12 years.

It's like Johnny Manziel is going to be in the PGA tour when I'm 40. I mean to be honest with you In my head when I was at the worst portions of my you know addiction or whatever I was like just get this shit together by 40 That's a nice round number. Maybe you live to 80, which means you have like half of a life That was very important to me for some reason and I did did it so maybe Johnny Menzel can still play pro golf. One person died this morning in Mesquite from a small plane crash. Jesus, Tom. One person, the pilot was on board the Cessna, crashed into a wooded area, and they gone. Boy, that's, I feel like that's the one hobby

I'd talk my dad out of. Trying to become a pilot of a. Yeah, cause like you're old enough. Those are the ones, yeah, those are the ones that go down. You're old enough, you're confident enough, cause you're like an old white who had all your money before the housing market collapsed and you think you're cut from a different cloth.

So he wanted to do that? I could see him doing that. I mean, motorcycles are a big... I don't love him on a motorcycle. That freaks me out a little bit. He looks great though. But the plane... I don't know.

It does kind of feel Darwin-y though. Like if you, I don't know, your belief on religion or whatever, but something is telling you like, literally you're too close to the sun. Yeah, a little Icarus world. Yeah, this ain't gonna work. Yep. There's a human order to things. And having you up here by yourself ain't part of it. No, you know, I always wanted to be a helicopter pilot. It's one of my dreams.

I know. You said you'd be one before Manziel made the tour. And at this point, I would probably try to persuade you not to do that if you told me you were going to. I see the comments. You're the star. I know who we can't lose. Yeah, I don't know if you have to work too hard to persuade me. I'm just losing all energy to do anything in life.

Jesus. I can't continue. What was it in the first place? Just being up there? No, I don't know. I've just in the first place? Just being up there? No, I don't know. I've just always had a dream, like literal dream, that I'm flying a helicopter. Yeah, but you also dreamed of building tunnels

underneath houses, and you let that go at some point. No, that was a daydream as a kid. I'm saying a literal dream that I recall in my head that somehow I'm flying some kind of helicopter type thing. I don't know why. That's super single bomb energy. Just sitting around your whole childhood like, I wish I could fly away. No, no, no. I'm saying I had a literal, I'm asleep dream as that, but I would dream of building a tunnel between my house and the next house over that I also owned as a kid.

That's a daydream as a little kid. I think that's a common one. Or maybe more the, I wanted the, what do they call the hamster tunnel? That's kind of like yellowish. You can see through it. Like between two little habitat things. I wanted a big one that a human could walk through

between my house and the house next door that I bought. That sounds dope. This is when I was a big one that a human could walk through between my house and the house next door that I bought That sounds dope His house in Oklahoma who's very young Keep it close. I did a shoot at Trey Young's house in Oklahoma was shot in his gym and he kept disappearing Like where the hell did he go and he has like a ten foot high Concrete wall around his house his gyms outside so people can come work out there Underneath he has a tunnel that goes to his house with like a super special locking mechanism See, pro athletes and Trump

I was gonna say the president Are like ten year old me Yeah Where oh I can have this or whatever like Joe Burrow bought the Batmobile. Like yes, if you made 50 million a year, you'd be like, all right, you know that Mutt Cutts van? I'd own it. And I would have redone the engine and all that

and it would actually work. They get their money young. So yeah, they still hold onto that. Yeah, they're not all. They have to walk outside in Oklahoma. They're not old and practical. I'm like, I should put this away. Dividends.

Right. Yeah. I never wanted to see anything more than that tunnel, too. And I kept kind of hovering by the door, like, maybe he'll invite me down, you know? No, never. Just in and out. So you don't know him that well to ask him?

No. Like, hey, dude. Also, it felt clandestine a little bit, too. Like, him and his boys kept going in. They'd come back with raising canes How's it worth give raising canes down there? What's going on and but yeah? It would be really funny if the next press conference he holds Just out front is him just like popping up in the new house. He built next door to the White House

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minus Cam Newton birthday. She used to think I was hilarious because I joked that Ken Molestina equals Tiny Molester. I stole that bit from you years ago. She thought I was hilarious until one day last summer when I was listening to a soad in the backyard watching the kids play and you made the joke again totally exposing my ruse. Let's see her leaders are Jake's Bravery, the Roast Twins and Slutty Emily Jones. That feels unauthorized. Who by the way looks a lot like Queen Maeve.

One of the protagonists from the hit Amazon Prime series The Boys. You ever see The Boys, Andrew? Missed it. Dude, you'd love it. Yeah. Especially you. You just met the guy. Elevator pitch synopsis, go.

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Okay, sure, sure. Yes. What if they had everyday problems? Okay. And sometimes their AT&T guy wasn't gonna be there at an exact time, but like noon to five on Wednesday. Right. How would they deal with that?

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You can trust this guy who wouldn't even enjoy a beer with you. I would. I'd sit down and have a beer with you. And when I'm going to have beer it's gonna be a ice cold Lone Star Light. That's right. Let's get a sizzle reel. More Blake, be high forever, day 2 DF, John Lane, the Trump shirt guy at the den during the election live stream. Oh yeah, we had one guy here who was a Trump supporter and he kept a

hoodie on the whole night and then he was leaving and he took it off. I said, I see you guys. We're like, damn it. That's all right, man. Hey, you want to put your red sign up in your yard? I'm all for that. Today is Thursday, March 13th. On this day in 1781, the seventh planet of the solar system was discovered and it was

a hilarious planet. You know which planet I'm talking about here, Andrew? You would be talking about Uranus. On this day in 1917, Dodger's manager, Wilbert Robinson... He sounds progressive. Because he had heard another manager had caught a ball dropped off the Washington Monument, this is back in the day when you had pole sitting and just- Midgets.

Yeah, just stuff. People were really, just stuff. You know, people are really, really bored. Like, think about the day even before baseball, way back, and that's when everybody knew about astronomy. And, like, the only thing you would do is go outside at night and be like, Oh, look, they're like a millimeter that way now. Everything's a little different tonight. Let's write it down. Man, I don't know if it was legit or not, but I saw a, I think it was like an eighth or ninth grade exam from that era yesterday online. And, uh, yeah, I wouldn't have gotten, I would have gotten about a 50 on that test at 40. Yep. It's considerably easier now because we have baseball. Anyway, this Dodgers manager said he would catch a ball dropped from an airplane. He was in his mid-50s. Casey Stengel was involved here. He substituted a grapefruit for a baseball. The manager

actually it hit him from the airplane and it splattered across him. He thought he was dying. He thought it was blood, but it was a grapefruit. And that's what they did in 1917 for fun. On this day... What happened? On this day... It's on. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, we weren't hearing it. On this day in 1925, the Tennessee General Assembly

approved a bill prohibiting the teaching the theory of evolution. 1925. A bill which prohibited that. The law was repealed in... don't know. 1967. Took him a little while. And on this day in 2004, the Dallas Cowboys signed quarterback Drew Henson to an eight-year contract. Hey, hockey. They acquired him in a trade with the Houston Texans. God, we should book him. Remember that era? I do. Chad Hutchinson, Drew Henson. But they're tall and they're good-looking and white. This will be great. And he was really good. Was he the one who started ahead of Tom Brady in college? Yes. Yeah. And played for the Yankees. Then he went to

play baseball and that didn't work out but... One famous wedding on this day. Oh this is good for Andrew. Because Pablo Picasso on this day got married. So Picasso, did I say the year yet? No. Mm-mm. You've set it up well so far. Well, it's not about that, but when do you think Picasso was alive? Oh, god. Just give me a ballpark. Give me a one year that he was alive, any year. Oh, man.

Wait. Because he lived to be like 80-something. Oh, man. Let's see. Give me like 19, 18, 20. You're doing great. I thought I would have said like 1242. Yeah when we first learned of this we just Michelangelo, Picasso. I thought he painted the 16th channel. Picasso lived. And then we come to find out that he saw the Dolphins

undefeated season. He saw the Godfather. Yeah, he's seen it in a theater. 1972, Dolphins undefeated season. Yeah, he's alive. I just, you have no idea how much I don't know about sports, but I know that year. Well, Ace Ventura, no?

Why is that? Sorry. Why do you know that year? I played a video game, a football video game, when I was a kid. And I remember that. 72 was like a, you know, they would have like, The marquee classic teams.

And it was the 72 Dolphins. 85 Bears, 72 Dolphins. Yeah. Anyway, this story is 1961. Picasso at the time is 79 years old. He marries a model named Jacqueline Roque. 65. So he's 79, she is, you're guessing 65?

Yeah, 60, you know what, I'll give him 70. 48. Andrew? Oh no, we're guessing what the... The bride's age. Her age. He's 79. And it's 1961. She's 28. Okay, you went way the other way. 37. That's respectable. Yeah.

Which means, when he was 42 years old, he went to the hospital. Oh man. And the, what do they call it? Which existed? The, what's the- Because they had hospitals. The maternity ward or whatever? Yeah.

Yeah, like they have all the babies just in there. And he went and picked out one and said, I'll see you in 37 years. Yikes. Look, he waited 37 years. So you're not even 42 yet. No. Your next wife has not been born yet. Isn't that great? No, it's not. Super gross Robert Morris. Like you will, your daughter will babysit your next wife.

You're gonna have to tell her all about the Dolphins great season and she won't know anything about it. Yeah, we should have been there. Other birthdays today, we have Angela Cataldi, 74. It's crazy. For like a few days we were obsessed with this guy that killed the healthcare CEO. You had to be there though. Who is it?

Angela Cataldi, 74. Legend. Will Clark, 61. Always heard he was an asshole. Yep. Former Ranger. L.P. Ladasour, 44. Always heard he was an asshole. Yep. From a ranger. L.P. Ladasour, 44.

Norm. Frequent norm guest. Long Snapper. Karan Butler, 45. Tough Juice, got a ring. Chew to Straw. Tristan Thompson, 34. Man, a lot of babies.

They're not still married, are they? Or are they? I thought they were still involved in some way. Man, a lot of babies. They're not still married, are they? Or are they? I thought they were still involved in some way. Chloe, right? They could just be co-parenting. You like that term, Dan? Is that what you call divorced parents? Uh, no, I think it could be applied to both divorced and...

Or they just never really got married? I think they were married. It's just kind of basically taking turns raising your kids. It just means that as a dad you can't just do nothing and drink and smoke all the time. Don't we all co-parent? Danny's a pretty good example of co-parenting. Yeah, Danny's a 50-50. I think it just means you don't drink and smoke when it's your shift to take care of

the kid. Yeah. Yeah. That helps. Yeah. Mm. So gummies are fine. You just said not drinking or smoking. Right. Yeah. Lucy, early bird.

Yeah. Good to go. Neil Sadaka, 86. Genesis? No, who was he in? No, he's an old songwriter. He's a solo guy. OK.

Calendar Girl, perhaps? Anybody familiar with that song? This guy plays music for a living, and he doesn't know what you're talking about. It's like the 1950s or something. I've heard of Neil Sadaka, but. A lot of stuff you've heard of, actually. He was on American Idol a few years back.

They're doing his hits? Yeah, did the Neil Sadaka catalog. That's when I found out, because I think I heard him interviewed on Fresh Air. And that's when I found out they don't even, he didn't get paid anything to be on American Idol and have him do his hits. Big E? But. That's right. The Big E, he said... It worked. He sold... they sold tons of records

just from doing that. Anyway, William H. Macy is 75. We just talked about him yesterday. Boogie Nights. Danny Masterson is 49, says here Kemp's been. Yeah, that... He had a little bit of Robert Morris in him himself. Although I think his might have been barely of age, but it was a rape. And the Church of Scientology tried very hard to protect him and failed.

Big Scientology, yeah. Well that's the thing about those Church trying to protect rapists, right? That's, I mean, that's, I think there's prob- the whole- Right, you were just on board with it five minutes ago. I'm not on board with it. My point is it's a messy problematic arrangement. I don't know. I mean, alright, well, if you are a person of faith as such, what are you afraid of? Why are you afraid of?

Why are you afraid of just admitting the truth? So in this scenario, would he go to the congregation? Yeah. You're the pastor, and let's say it's 2005, you say, hey, right around the time you share with the rest of your elders, you just tell the church then. That's what I did. I don't think you need to tell the church.

You need to tell the authorities. I don't think you need to tell the church you need to tell the authorities You know I think I think somebody like that should be prosecuted to the highest extent of the law and them being Persons of faith what are they afraid of yeah being raped Perhaps I believe By the system doing the raping yeah, yeah, but not yeah, that's fair No, that's a good point if you go to the authorities, and then you just let them figure it out from there Be raped by the system. They like doing the raping. Yeah. Yep. But not, yeah. That's fair. No, that's a good point.

If you go to the authorities and then you just let them figure it out from there, if there's this... Interesting. I want to put the system on trial. Do you? Yeah, when I get... The whole thing? Next time we're in a courtroom.

Yeah. I should have done that when we were in the courtroom. I often think about missed opportunities. Judge, I'd like to put the system on trial here. When we were... If it pleases the court, if it pleases the court, can I put the whole system on trial? You weren't really in the mindset for bits. Fuck, no, dude. I was having a meltdown.

I did work the vanilla ice thing in, which I was... I think next time we do it though, it's gonna be fun. Oh my god, dude, I'm gonna have Cameron shooting the thing. Yeah, we've already been there. He's up there with the guitar. We know what's up. Yeah, just clowning. New court goofing.

Lee Allen Baker is 53. I don't know who that is. I love her. She was the mom in Good Luck Charlie. Kinda just like a personal one. Like literally no one here's heard of her. You're like, mm. Take a look, she's been like a personal one. Like literally no one here has heard of her. You're like, mm. Take a look, she's been in a couple things.

She's an attractive woman. Thanks, man. Yeah, sure, dude. Common, 53. Legend. Still say. His first full solo album, the one that's fully produced by Kanye,

that's a top ten album to me. Big character on Silo as well. Really good show. I heard that's good. Fantastic. And Jack Harlow, 27. Industry Plant. Nah, I'm just playing. That's post. Born in the Stay Now Dead, Frank, Home Run Baker.

Are you a baseball guy? I love baseball. I played baseball as a kid. Okay. High school, played, you know. You want to teach your kid a curveball. That's right. That's why I picked up on it. I was a top walking injury on varsity. Nice. So we like to do this bit. So Frank, home run Baker, his baseball reference page just says home run Baker. Okay. So he played from 1908 to 1922, a couple breaks in there for war. Yep. Home Run Baker.

Not wins above replays. Actual war. What would you say his highest home run total in a full season was, oh, Home Run Baker? I think he was probably compensating for it. So I'm gonna say he hit 17 one year. His career high in 1913 in 645 plate appearances was 12. Boom.

That was the over I guess. No one will ever beat it. It's black magic right? This is crazy. Lee Allen Baker was in an episode of King of Queens. There you go. Now you're on board, aren't you? Very.

Airbones, bro. Don't blow him up. Yeah. L. Ron Hubbard, born on the Stainadette. Speaking of. Dianetics. Andres Escobar, a soccer player who was murdered for scoring an own goal.

That is such a wild story. Like you think Mavs fans are passionate. And Al Jaffe, he is a Mad Magazine cartoonist. Does anybody know what Mad Magazine is? Absolutely. I was obsessed. I was a subscriber for a minute. Oh, OK.

I had a friend who was, so I was like, all right, I'm going to get to his house on the weekend. So he would do the back page fold-in cartoon. Ah Which I was heavily on board with Dead on the stay still dead Henry shrapnel. Oh Invented the shrapnel shell. You're not gonna believe this Trivial pursuit rightuit, right? Uh-huh. It's, I enjoy the game because their trivia

is meant sometimes to be guessable. This is the one I guessed. It was who invented the exploding cannonball. I said Lieutenant Shrapnel. I was given, I was given, you know, obviously, I don't know if he was a lieutenant or not, but. That still plays. Yeah. Yeah, that's very smart

Yeah, roll again. You got it. I Haven't played that in a long time that used to be on the thing though on the list trivial trivial pursuit Do you play more board games now if you would get kids? No, I don't have kids. No, I'm looking at him though We haven't really uh, we haven't really done that. I think we will but we haven't really just time kill. Yeah, not digital So you're like, okay, let's do this for some reason it feels better Yeah, I don't know why we have we played a dude. We were a board game family for sure Yeah, and when I was growing up big life guy. Mm-hmm. Life's fun.

Big life guy. You'd be all funny like, I'll have, I'm gonna marry a guy. Oh, your parents are talking about it. Look, I put two blue ones in the convertible. What do you think they're doing? Girl, that was a fun game. Talking about insurance. Dead on the Stay Still Dead, Susan B. Anthony.

John Cazale. He was Fredo and the Godfather. When his birthday yesterday. We just did that. Yeah. He almost closed the loop. He died on the day after. At least he lived, saw his birthday.

Probably all like written. He was born August 12th. Oh, did I get this wrong this wrong sorry I thought he had his birthday is like glitch in the matrix we should never check any of this was it him yesterday we're wrong about all of it I think so his birthday was his dead day is today he was born in August but like I said we don't need to proofread this. Oh, I put his dead days yesterday. All right, we'll delete that for next year.

Look at that guy, proactive. We'll be cool. Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it. We're going to have this set by next year. Dang, that one sucks. He Ping Ping. The little guy?

The world's shortest man ever at two foot five inches. Giant wiener though. That's what they would say but it could have been relative. Right. Like how big would it have to be to look John Holmes like? That's a good question. Why? Why did I have to be born 6'2"? Why has God stricken me with being 6'2", just to make it look that much smaller?

Why on HeapyPink's Wikipedia page is the one photo they have him in a little shopping Awesome is that Pedro's Mitch that's not Pedro's no Pedro Martinez. Yeah, remember he had a little guy Well guy bringing the clubhouse series I mean it feels like most Dominican players probably have a well I was gonna, in general... It feels like most Dominican players probably have a... Well, I was going to say, in general, I think America actually deserves some credit for our general progressivism on dwarfism. Because if you watch an Asian or Latin or Latino, you know, Mexican, I guess, game show, there are nothing but bits to them. Like, it's just a little person. Well and you might say, I'll bet you little people, if that's the preferred term, are upset about this because they're losing jobs.

Yeah. That was the big Peter Dicklitz thing. Like they're probably on TV left and right in Mexico. Up here like, no, no, no, that'd be making fun of them. Yeah. Out there starving. We're going to bring it back right here. The door? The dumb zone, yeah.

And died on this day in 2006. Robert Baker. The home run maker. Robert C. Baker says here he invented... I think he was in the basement. Oh no. He invented the chicken nugget. Damn.

That's a tough, tough scene. Gonna get a big check. Nope. Gonna sit back down in the basement and figure out something to make the fries taste better. And that was today in history. You ever watch The Wire? I'm afraid I have not seen The Wire. Lucky you.

It's no high surf rescue guide. Yeah, let's just keep going back to it. I think that's awesome though. If you're getting paid by anybody for your work, you take it. You do. Well, generally speaking. Um. Principles. This is our time for closing remarks. And it is brought to us. Hey Claire, did you just get rear-ended by that truck and it wasn't your

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Did you have something to add? I wonder what their jurisdiction is. I guess I'll have to get an erect in the Dallas area or Texas area. I think, here's what I know about the Frankles. And the Texas area is typically just called Texas, because when you're beyond that, Thank you, I recognize that.

I was hoping you were gonna let it slide, but it's fine. I would say no matter where you are, just call them and they'll direct you to where you need to go. That's nice. I promise you, they've got people on every corner. Hey, I know a guy wherever you're from. That's the type of people they are. I like that.

So who's up for closing remarks? We can go all the way around I Want to talk to a bear suit guy? Okay for sure But this would be Houston Miller either Who gave me the bear suit so we can do some fun with? Bear fight whiskey. Yeah, you know what else we could do is we could send you to like a furry convention. We'll do that. How are those people doing?

The bits just keep on getting. Are there chicks there? Yeah. Who are into it? Yeah, yeah. You won't know. Yeah, I mean you're dressed up but a lot of times they cosplay like a female. It's just like the internet.

Yeah. I could be chatting with a girl but it's really a dude and that's pretty exciting to me. So thanks for the costume. No but I wanted to say because he keeps saying, so I've heard you say this to a couple different people you even said it to me. You're like, oh my wife is really happy because you bought this for a bit. Obviously you didn't buy it like just to wear around the house. Yeah so actually a friend got it for a bit and then I had another bit that I could have used it

for for a workaholics podcast is like not a deep cut bit on their show but one of the guys wears a fur coat he spends his whole check on it so I got that wore it to their live podcast and it's just been sitting in the closet and then you mentioned it and I mean y'all moose which is cute But you know so she you said your wife though is happy cuz it's yeah We're clearing space out of the big closet well, but that made me think you're like now giving this to me if you want it Oh, okay. I didn't know I thought I was like borrowing it to take a couple pictures and then give it back But like he's happy he got rid of it. It's kind of yours now.

Because now that I do have it, this is the kind of thing, you can't throw it away. Because what if you do need it for a bit or something? Dude, yeah, I got to. But I also don't want it. I have cart crates full of stuff like that. Am I ever going to need a WWF belt again? Don't know.

I'm not going to throw it out. Yeah, you're never... Based off of what he just said, I'm pretty sure he's had sex in this. So you guys caught that. I just want to make sure you might want to run it through the washer. It did sound... What else is in your bit closet? Oh, I got a bit closet.

Oh man, a lot. You know, we do a lot of themed parties. Our last New Year's party was Spongebob themed and you and your wife well like we invite all the friends over you know right we like we like throwing themed things and you know you get a closet full of stuff that you're like well I spent money on this so I can't get rid of it I identify with this completely. Yeah, baby Billy. I still have all of my Halloween costumes.

Yeah. Almost all of them. Big Billy Strings guy? Well, yeah, this was kind of an Easter egg to wear. Cause yeah, I know the exact moment, I was at that show and I know the exact moment when all of the hand the ball off guys got up out of their seats and started walking.

Yeah, it was pretty early on. Go walking up the stairs. You're're aware of this character Billy Strings? I know that character, yes. He went to go see him somewhat unaware of his approach. Yeah he went in completely blind. Pretty long songs. Yeah I believe they call them jams. Yeah and well what's funny is that we got a weirdly jammy show compared to all of his shows. He usually plays a lot of his songs from his albums, especially because he just released one. But ours, for whatever reason, he was like, yeah, I'm gonna do a 45 minute two song thing.

Don't love it. Yeah, I was there for that. It's not for everyone, you know what I mean? The song, the 32 minute song about his dream the night before. Yeah, the DMT trip. That's probably when I would have left if I could have. Did you do encores, Andrew? Yeah, I think it's kind of a, it continues to be something people dig and they kind of feel like you're not,

they didn't get the whole show if they can't clap on one more song. And that's fine, you just make it a false bottom set where you have a plan for the next song. But sometimes, you know, it feels just fine. Sometimes like you played a long enough set and people have been standing in a room, sometimes it's a seated theater, sometimes they're standing. If they're standing, there's a chance that they say,

you know what, that was a perfectly fine set. We're good, we're good here, we're gonna leave. So you have improv'd it? You gotta read the room. Yeah, oh, what's your- You'll improv and say, no, let's not go out. Looks like everybody's leaving. Yes, absolutely.

And also, generally- But I saved my best song. No, wait, I think he's saying, you would make that call beforehand, right? Like, we'll say two songs before, you're like, all right. I better play that last song. I'm saying I'm saying both I'm saying there is absolutely the chance where you don't it just feels like you There's not enough of that. There's like one drunk guy in the front one more song But everybody else is good, so you don't go back out

But really you can feel it five seconds after you play the song you just said was the last song and In that way I don't like to get off stage I just say okay, okay. I see what's going on here. We know the the usual thing. Let's let's just play one more song Okay, cool. Yeah, you know so that's I don't I don't do the whole get off stage and get back on thing a lot It feels yeah, it feels self-important, but yes, like people expected it right But if you if you give him that false bottom thing where you were playing what is essentially the end of the set song,

but you have another idea in the barrel, just in case, and of course you get that sense before you really have to get off stage so you don't have to do that whole thing. What about the Lindsey Stirling encore scene? Tell me about that, educate me. I mean, it's an out-of-body experience really. You think you've had the best hour and a half of your life and then she comes

back out and plays her best hit? Oh I see. Blake's favorite artist is an electric violinist. Okay. I don't know about favorite but she's up there. There's no shame. She's got some bangers. No shame Blake. No shame at all man. I hope you weren't sensing shame from me. So what's next? I do have a gift for y'all. It's kind of in the ether because the season tickets are all digital now. But my family has season tickets for the Stars and y'all were talking about needing to get back into a little bit of puck. And we have a couple of games over the next couple weeks that no one in my family can go to. We can talk like schedule offline. But it's three seats. These are made for my uncle Minge Mincer because they're a dug out three seat section at the top of the 300s but there's cables on each

side with a sign that says this is not an aisle. No one's allowed to walk in front of you. You got twice the legroom. All right. I mean these are right up right up Dan's alley Yeah, it's like kind of a suite, but it's it's our own little balcony poor man suite. Yes Oh precisely we we will never get rid of these tickets But they were to like, I don't know wreck your entire franchise by trading a generational No in Jim noal we trust. Yeah, that will never happen. Sorry to the emailer. Yeah, what if they traded Jim Neal for Nico?

I don't know, man. Do they ever do that? Like what do we? And I do have one gummy thought if y'all don't mind. It was mentioned briefly and casually a while back that blind Josh and TC did mushrooms at a Trump rally. They did. And I think about this at least once a day because like if you close your eyes on those psychedelics you get these like geometric shapes, the close-eyed visuals. does Josh get those? And I cannot, it just won't leave my mind,

you know what I mean? That's a good question. See blind Josh, for all the time I've done mushrooms with him, I've never really asked. And because he used to see though. Exactly, so does his mind pull those visuals from in the past? Like does he get flashbacks? Interesting. That's a good question and also it's very funny that he just said, he used to see. Did he... Did he really trip?

If he doesn't see that stuff? Well, because you get the body feeling. Freaking listening to a book's not reading thing. The guy's blind for Christ's sake. Well, he's got to get a book with Braille and then I'll give him some visuals They're half the fun, right? Can he even read Braille? I don't know. He's like the fake He's our good friend I know but just seems to be the kind of guy that wouldn't mind discussing this if next time he's on I would love

Two minute bit on what his trips are like. Yeah, that just blows my mind You think we can limit him to talking for two minutes? Yeah above a two minute bit on what his trips are like. That just blows my mind. You think we can limit him to just talking for two minutes? Yeah, no. I could go around. Yeah, blind Josh epitomizes gummy talk. So do we want to promote Andrew's website? Is there like a specific central location?

Hold on, Cooper might have something to add as well in closing remarks. Sorry, just real quick. Run the Ball guy. Yeah, big fan of that. Thank you. Like every day I just get closer and closer to that. Yeah. And my brother listens to and he's like,

mentioned that it really aligns with becoming your parents when you buy the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or whatever it is. Yeah. And I'm like, damn, like we just bought a house and that's me now. Yeah, it happens so fast

More Julie, of course, and then last thing three years ago, like pretty much this week. I got a call from Argyle ISD Okay And ad there to line up a job interview for a similar job that I have now and all I could think was dude If I get this job, I could coach volleyball. Uh-huh. I got to get to call some of these games. Yeah, that's all I could think so the whole week I was on spring break like yes. Yes. Yes, like I can't wait and it never panned out. Dang it You should have called Blake. Yeah, could have put in a word for you. The only thing I think was Damn, like I'm not gonna get Blake to call any of my games now. A professional failure of the highest order They give you any lip?

Who? The girls? My varsity kids do. They do? The other ones are terrified. Yeah. But once they know me, they're like, this guy's a scrub. See, that's why I'm interested in it.

Because in football, I feel like we were in basketball. I was physically afraid of some of my coaches. This guy's six beers in, going through a divorce, he thinks I'm gay. He could really cause a problem for me. You knew one of your coaches was dating the hottest chick in the class. I did, yeah.

But for females, I feel like they would quickly be like, you can't do shit to me. Yeah, that's what it is. Kids nowadays, dude. Oh, yeah. That's what they say. So they're all bigger than me. So it's just like, just bullying me around.

It's really great. It's hilarious. Well, yes, andrewduhan.com. Is that the best way to buy tickets? Is there a way to buy tickets where it's less beneficial for the artist? Oh no, I think, uh, no. You mean more?

No, I'm just saying are there some places, well, implicitly, but are there some places that you're getting less out of it? Right. You know what else I'd give a plug is BandsInTown.com. Oh yeah, I use that. It's so useful. I mean, I don't need to check my favorite bands website all the time But what would be useful is a website where you know you go in and they ask you what's your email address? Of course now. What are your favorite bands? You plug in you know and bands whatever you dig and You're they're only gonna email you when those bands come to town bands in town calm highly recommend It's great for when you travel too. Yeah,

I've done that before. Absolutely. I've been to cities. See, who's playing in Vegas? I do comedy sometimes. When's Andy Gibb coming? Buddy, I got bad news. So you're kicking things off in Baton Rouge? That sounds right. Yeah. And you'll be here April 12th. That's right. What is it? Ferris Wheelers in Dallas? Yeah. Yeah. I'll be there. Yeah, the first travel across the nation for your tour. In a standard issue Chevy Express 3500 white exterior with three dudes inside that make up the trio. Damn. Tight? No.

You guys got a trailer for the equipment? No, sir. We fit it all inside there. We keep two benches in the back. So you have One person driving one person riding shotgun and two benches as an option So you can if we're doing the it's early in the tour and we're all hanging out having fun Then you got one guy in the front bench If not, you have a bench buffer between you and that next bench where you can lay down here in your own little world But everything behind that 3500 extended like there's enough room for a trio's gear And merch back there. So with a stand-up base. That's right

Can I ask you a business question? Sure, just gonna just to impress my friend Dan here Yeah, did you buy the 3500 for tax write-off reasons? I certainly enjoy the fact that it's a tax write-off Did you know that then my buddy who owns a plumbing business like he showed up with uh? What's a 3500? I think they might do it for 2500s too, but like But then oh 250 f350 showed up one time or like a little big bud He's like this counts as a counts as a weight for a company vehicle now.

OK. So if you see me rolling up in a my new Hummer. So you got three guys. Have you known them a long time? Yeah, I think we've all been in the band for six years now. And that's another lovely piece of this is you will struggle. Anyone will struggle to find the right people for any particular outfit touring outfit but I think I found the right

dudes are in you know in a place in their lives where this is exactly what they want to do as well so yeah we're looking for a new Blake yeah I mean it's it's a struggle out there. Just get five new Blakes and and just have them all on a rotation and figure out whether you know You got a favorite in there you guys ever do that And this is why we need a new Blake cuz he's not really into this like we are but you ever do like the Beatles bit How so were they all just jerk off together? Oh, no. No, we haven't really jerked off together It was actually the Beatles and I want to say like The Stones together. Get out of here.

You never heard that? They were legitimately circle jerk. They would get together, they would turn off the lights and McCartney retelling the story, it was very funny because he's like, yeah, you know, we'd be yelling out like names of famous actresses, like guess, trying to come? Conjure up images. Somebody would be like Margaret Thatcher, and they're all like, ha ha ha, not hot.

Rita Hayworth. Oh, yeah, yeah, go ahead. This may be why we're not as big as Ryan Bingham yet. I don't know yet. That's what we used to do pre-internet. Just hang out and beat off. Shout it out. Just guys being guys.

Yeah, just fun. That's our ancestor. So ancestor so go check out Spotify Apple music however you do that and then April 12th in Dallas at Ferris wheels we'll be there come say hey Andrew won't plug the Instagram or Facebook or anything but that's also another great spot to keep up sure well this was fun hey thanks Cameron this was fun. Hey thanks Cameron, this was fun. When Blake says that it means we're done. Adios, mofo. Gotta go before this becomes a zoo. Thank you for watching my video. Subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my videos. We all took a look in history 101 There seemed to be some pages missing from

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