The Dumb Zone FREE - Cowboys Vs. Ravens Watch Along | DZ Stream Team 9-27-26

Episode Date: September 28, 2026

Listen back to our live coverage of the Cowboys 34-31 loss to the Ravens in week 3. With Kevin Turner, Kent Garrison, TC, and the rest of the stream team! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The following program is a Dragon Den Sports presentation. Cowboys, Ravens, Week 3, in Brasilia. In 1964, the CIA helped install a military government in Brazil via a plan called Operation Brother Sam. Tonight, we witness a similarly poorly planned expedition to Cidade Maravillosa, or The Marvelous City, Cowboys, Ravens, who is getting beat like a slave in an Amazonian Volkswagen factory tonight. This evening from Forever the Sickest Kids and Chase Daniel's YouTube

channel, Kent Garrison, and from 92.5 Lone Star and the Haymaker Network, fresh off of stabbing Bow and Jim in the back, Kevin K.T. Turner. Featuring, Jameson Gray, Caitlin Noblock, T.C. Fleming, Jake Kemp, and Dan McDowell. Yo, what's up, it's Shottie? It's the anthem. I don't know whether to start talking. How do you feel about this? I always feel weird if I'm on the concourse. Like, is that not an exemption?

Like, if you can just hear it anywhere, or if you hear it somewhere? You have to stop. I'm like, well, I'm kind of going to the bathroom. What if you're at the water park? We've seen it. I saw it in an Italian restaurant in downtown grapevine. Really? Yeah, it was a guy who was there to play songs in, like, soothing, cool music while you ate Italian food, and it was nice.

And then he got to where he wanted to do the anthem, and everyone just stopped eating and stood up. It was different. That's great. Yesterday in my kid's soccer game, I could see they were doing it, but they weren't doing it loudly, so I didn't feel like I had to stop. They did it before the game?

I meant to just been the pledge. They had hand over hard, and I didn't slow down. That's still crazy. Well, anyway, maybe they're not doing anthony. They're singing something, but I don't know sign language,

so I couldn't tell with the lady. The theme from Hit Disney, film Rio. Yeah. Which is a banger. Put them on the map. Yeah.

They have a cowboy cheerleader that knows sign, or at least she said she does. Christy scales... Does she know sign language in Brazil, though? Isn't that a different thing? We have learned it is. Yeah.

The field looks great. Why is everyone saying the field look bad? Christy had a report on it. A few reports. She did say that the cheerleaders, it's so crazy how much they report on the cheerleaders. but Goodell was like legitimately very excited for the Brazilian fans to see him.

But she said they during the week practiced them tennis shoes instead of their boots because they were worried about jamming the field up. So there was concern that it was not going to go well here. They were going to be doing thunderstruck and tear up the field before they even get out there. Yeah. I can see that as a concern. You think Brad Sham is happy that they didn't let him go, but the cheerleaders are there? He's probably not thrilled, but he'd be a lot more upset.

He's probably a lot more upset that Tommy Yarrish is there than... Yeah, Christy's there. I haven't seen the Brad Sham reality show on Netflix. Although I would like to. Can we? Can we get that going? We'll be hearing it. All I know is... I don't think you're going to air that on regular...

To be immature audiences only, or... Yeah. All I know is... The Playboy Channel presents Brad Champ. Okay, well, on that... At front, I have, unless somebody's fooling me, and I feel like you're on one of these threads, his likes on, like, Instagram and Facebook and Twitter are insane. Is he more of an ass man? No, but they're like...

So now you're a bad guy if you're not bad, but I'm saying to you, I think he understands why the cheerleaders are there. He's like, okay, I get it. Yeah. I would rather them be there as well. It's not a particular body part, Dan, but they are all like 50. Wow. What did they do to Doc's face? What about this racist symbol that...

Oh, man. They're allowed to. Don't let Mexicans make your... We've been trying... We've been getting this message out there for a while. Like, the rest of the world is way more racist by our standards. Look how happy Jim Nance is that he's not next to Romo. You know he hates Romo.

South America, I could be wrong on this, but I believe the concept of, like, being offended, I think that they're out on it. I think they've never... never had it. They enjoy a culture where the idea of like, you say, so you're not even black and someone else is saying the word around you and you're upset? That's interesting. They're progressive. We'll get there someday.

They're ahead of the rest of the world. Who needs running water? They have steakhouse. Anyway, we're here again. We're here again. An afternoon. They do have steakhouse cornered. You know?

Yeah. Nobody else is a Japanese. You go to an American Steakhouse? This is our Dumb Zone Consortium game. Huh? Yeah. The soft bosom. The original four, the three of the original four are here.

And then they brought some hangers on. It's also, oh, there he is. One of if not the greatest player in the NFL. Maybe we should start saying that we built this thing from the roof down. because literally the last company we got of all was the foundation. That's true. Maybe that's a, hey, we built this from the, who's and two's doing that? I'm into it.

See, that's the kind of creative stuff you get with the Dumb Zone guys. That's why you advertise. Dirty kick time. All right. There is a deep one. Brandon Aubrey. That's actually perfect. Perfect.

Which one's right at the one yard line. You're fucked. Oh. And head taken off at the 22. Robin Spanford. This was last week, too. BSF. That play that got called back from the pickings kind of lamehold,

Spanford destroyed somebody. He's a dog. Is there any chance they deferred and said, you know what? I meant to look at... Let's let Baltimore see if they can get past our defense. How are we looking there, Henry? We good? Okay.

Who has a better game today? Derek Henry or intern, Henry? Wow. Cowboys better hope. I have to do with forgetting, because last week the Ravens forgot they had. had Derek Henry, and Henry's prone to just kind of forget to hit the button. And there they go.

He just falls ahead for four. The same media that got John Harbaugh fired was going after Declan Doyle to play caller. He might be the closest to, like, most of the coaches that I see, especially offensive coaches, look like they grew up with money. Declan Doyle looks like he grew up being left on his front porch. Unless I'm thinking of a different guy. He came from the Ben Johnson school, right? Yeah, I think you're right, Drake.

Do you live in his own car like Jim Tom Sulla used to? He was hoping to have a friend who had a four-wheeler. I think there's a... Never got one, but he was hoping. That's a play. There's a run stuff right there. Now, if I were the Ravens, I would run the ball. On third and four?

Yes. I honestly feel like they have a better chance of getting four yards. They haven't really been calling any Lamar runs. He's been... Do you think it's a tell if they take Derek Henry out, though? Who's their backup running back? Keaton Mitchell, right? Who's your handcuff?

Or is it Justice Hill? I think it's Justice Hill, right? Lard of the left. Here we know. I say that. I think I saw that this week. You're fuck, bud. Oh.

Oh, good. Bad pass. Three and out. Middle pressure. I would say that's good pressure, yeah. Starts with a Brandon Aubrey kick to pin him deep. plenty of room for turpin time that could set the tone for this

that's a hold too Mark Andrew's no doubt upset about the Georgia game still kind of shook if that's enough pressure to make that bad of a throw dude Mark Andrews getting about five years of separation What happened if the Steelers Bengals who won?

Your Steelers won 3027 Ouch Mike Soroy triple play Damn fuck yeah There are all the triple plays We don't like them. See one. I don't want to see that one. Dan, I do have to report that the Browns of 1 2118 or 2 and 1.

They're back, dude. Start picking them. Like I said, best scenario would be a nice extension for Deshaun Watson after this. You can't put Shadour in now. Like they want, they want Deshaun to get hurt. So, you know, for insurance purposes, you can't move on. It's great. So, like, 95% of sports teams, you can say,

they're back and it means something somewhere in the past but there's like a 5% where you're like, what do you mean? What if they made the playoffs? Back. That'd be awesome. Someone's going low run. They're writing Deshawn songs.

They'll love them. That's the thing. I love you guys know about sports. They can wash things. I was listening to your favorite TC Nate Tice

and he had made a video it's just showing CD and Pickens just not giving a shit blocking. It was over the off season. I didn't see it at the time, but he mentioned it again this week, and it's tough. He's like, look, it's the paid off, but... Second of one, do we take a shot? No. No chance.

Jason Garrett all over. That's fire the receivers coach, right? Like every good receiver wants to be like that, and you have to have a coach good enough to make sure that they don't. Yeah, I don't know. Bring Keith accepts. Bring Derek Dooley back. Sanjay Lal.

Sanjay Lal. I think Derek Dooley's running for Congress. Is he? Yeah. That is awesome. Let me guess. It's being a horny dude. Yes.

It's what you think it is, which is really going to put Des his head in a blender because he hates the left and Derek Dooley. Oh. Get him involved. MVP. They're slinging it around. Well, I mean, they... Let's go. Curveball.

I think they called up their backup running back off the, like, practice squad of the practice squad this week, so better throw it around. So the NFL... Yeah, who is it? I don't even know his name. I heard it for the first time all the way over here. It says Zique. Mafa? No, if he didn't remember it, but...

I don't remember it. DeMarcato. Tyler or something Tyler Goodson Goodson What's his name get picked up anywhere? Who's the running back? They just wasted a couple years on

Oh, Jayden Blue? Yeah Philadelphia Practice spot Yeah he immediately posted like a super Swagged out photo of him in Eagles Stuff, it's like, like come on You're not

Read the room Yeah There we go, look at that Space Reading is that an explosive That might be the first one of the year Right there, Dan Not a Ravens fan there

Is everyone south of the border a cowboy fan? It's got to be It's got to be And they want me not to 70% and then yeah, Raiders They want me not to call it all Mexico I was looking at the New York Times The election in Mexico

Dude Yeah I would if I could get that And I have been Maybe this is a good place to say If somebody could get me video Of Trey asking Jerry Jones About Tony Romo's back I thought you had it

I just audio. But I thought there was a day where we were all sitting up here. I can find it. Yeah, I was there. I remember. I can find it if you know the game. I know. I need the video.

I can find it. Yeah, I'll find it. I was with him last night. He's thriving. Kent's the guy. You always need a guy. Oh, he's. Oh, yeah.

I'm on the list of guys. If it's between 2013 and 2019, it's the Cowboys, yeah. Got an encyclopedia going. Kent made me an iPod in this calendar year. I did. Let's go. First down, first and goal. Made me an iPod.

Yeah, he just made it. We're doing iPod bots? We talked about this on when I was on the show like Oscars, remember? Was I here? You were hosting, Dan. Yeah. Oh, that's right, because you brought in an iPod. You were here.

Because I played audio on an iPod. I was not here because this is the day that Dan reviewed sinners with Donald Trump. Now we're in vampire movie. Yeah, whoever cut that audio. What was gold. Write down your dang throats. Got away with the false start there. You love it?

Yeah, they did. Okay. So. Let's go shoddy. Like they're winning in the trenches, boys. I would be totally fine if they ran the ball three more times. Got to do a fade to pickings. Got to keep the guy activated.

Like it's fucking varsity blues. Yeah. March them all the way down the field, then Kilmer gives it to someone else. Let the man eat. Oh. They are trying to. Funoy.

Maybe a flag? That was probably the right play, because you cannot risk turning the ball over right here. You just got to get rid of that. I can just see Blake. But what's the point? Blake Jones's fist just did the Arthur. Try to get lost in there.

Does anybody truly believe that they would have, based on this drive, straight times on runs from the one exactly just do it yeah there's no need to you might even be in sneak territory if you had done this right no but you could have run it once and then snuck shotgun sneak do they go for it if they miss this i mean what are you doing it's brandon do they bring the biggest weapon in football right now you have to there's a lot of NFL jersey's out there today, guys. Displ ain't.

There's some NFL t-shirts. Yeah. From a stand outside or on the street this week. Look at that escapeability. $15. What the fuck, man. You got a second goal at the one and a half? And you're like, not even just let's throw the ball.

Let's throw the ball with some really long developing routes that kind of take a while to break. Even on that bad turf. Yeah. Just pure down the fucking middle. The most disappointing three points of all time. That really was. If you listen to Shottie, he's a pretty good play caller. Interesting story.

If you listen to Shattie. He never said that. For a long time, you know. Yeah. My dad. It is funny to think, like, Shottie is the closest to that part of fake tiger of any real person. Like the shoehorn, my dad.

who potentially had sex with Greg Hill's wife. Hell yeah. The former broadcaster? No. Running back for the Chiefs. Yeah, wasn't he? Did he do some broadcast? Did he like have a show on the first?

Yeah, a fan. He was in the opening lineup. We just read that last. He did a show with Kevin's God. Absolutely. That was before I went over there and saved that sinking ship. Propped it up and then you're like, I've done enough. I'll leave.

Yeah, I've done enough. PILF Catering. Oh my gosh. Has come out here to our cowboy watching party, and they will come out to yours as well, or any party, right? You just want to watch a blank screen? That's completely, yeah. Have PILF catering out. Do like a clown.

Do the bit like Louis C.K. hiring the clown on SNL. Like just you have PILF catering come out, and they got 50 pizzas raised. to go, you know, you're just like, no, no, it's just me. I'll be coming out at once every 10 minutes or so, and they'll fire you up a pizza. Or for your job, whichever one. If you want to go live to the blimp shot, I think you can see it. I believe we called a Qualis drone. So let's go live to the Qualis drone, overlooking my garage where we sit inside the garage.

But yeah, Pilf Catering will set up. They'll bring the wood burning oven. if you would like. And, of course, they won't bring the Qualis drone. That's with Qualis. Look at that view. You can just see the dirty money.

It truly is... Look at that Qualis roof that they put on my house. That is an opportunity to level up your holiday parties. Yeah, so it's the Conne Roso pizza. They'll do any of their pizzas, Azoleys.

What's their other place? They got one other place. Thunderbird pies. Thunderbird pies. And then they have The burger, the sliders as well, if that's more your thing. Even burger. Yeah, so, yeah, check out Pilf Catering for your next party, like we did.

Hello, So Zoli's Pizza, Pilf Catering to any food you want, most likely they can do. Even burgers. Even burgers. I'm sure. I'm sure it's fake at a sketch in its own right, but it did make me think, why don't people do this more? I saw a sketch where a black guy had hired an improv troupe to come to his birthday party, but it was just... Oh, look at that! What a kick!

Dude, I'm telling you, he's the only one doing it like this. It's crazy. What a kick. What a pleasure. What other fan... Who, they're going to get one of those back at some point. Kevin, do you feel like it's getting bigger over time? Don't ask that.

Are you doing lyrics? No. Are you talking about? He's asking about her hit reality ABC show from the early 2000s of the bowl. Starring Anderson Cooper? Starring Anderson Cooper? The host? Is he the host of the bowl?

Oh, right. That sure was rad. It was like clue. Get the fuck out of here. Big tackle. We're tackling. We're playing hard. Vaughn Miller first down.

First way of a drive. That's an interesting change. They're like, hey, Vaughn, we're going to need you to start playing. little more now. This guy had an improv troupe come over and they were like, give us words, and he just gave him racism. And he was by himself filming it. Like, this is what I did for my birthday.

That's a good thing. Terrorism. Yeah. Love to see one of these actually be a sack. Second and ten, you're going to go under center and ended up right. Man. The bar hammer Quina Williams

asking out Obviously he would be out On third down anyways But do you see him hold his shoulder And ask out Or he was holding his crotch It's that weird thing Where his shoulder was down a little bit

And then holding his penis I need to pull my YouTube TV up anyways Good room I feel like we have to do 10 minutes on just celebrations tomorrow Oh my God It was a great weekend for that Yes

And even Ferguson After the NFL Yeah being crazy Vaughn Miller That's a lot of time That they're letting them have Oh Holy shit

Didn't get it Shorts No you gotta They'll get to this Do they go for it Do they have the balls If they fumble the snap here It's

Spots good And it's three more for Aubrey On the road Yeah Way to know where the down marker is Winner Winners He's just right on the line

And was like I'm not letting you cross this line That is coming laterally That's a great play Yeah Slow motion Jews Wow They do have the ball

Oh Caleb downs Did he They got it Lost yards Damn Yeah That's awesome

Thought the second effort Would definitely get it done Yeah And Christian Parker's looking for Head coaching jobs already That's right Maybe he'll just go back on the Baltimore plane

Yeah That's awesome Damn, look at that. Nice. Maybe he is in the Hall of Fame. I read it. Which one's bigger? Derek Henry or Caleb Downs.

What about when a little guy flexes? That's kind of funny, isn't it? It is kind of funny. I have muscles. I love to see. Vern Troyer just flexing. Next to Corrie and Chris Arnold. I wonder if Vern Troy was ever like ripped to rip.

Just dump it out. Yeah, y'all have talked. a lot about Vern over the years and um you have an interaction very very close friend of mine yeah so sorry power how'd you meet him uh he was managed by a friend of our manager back in the day on the road and so when we were in l.A. he'd just come hang out on the bus and so i'd wake up on the bus and walk in the front lounge and burn was like sitting in the front lounge this is Like, uh... What a surreal, weird.

You get lots of chicks? And then he would... I think so. Man, that guy could drink. Let me tell you. Both the fun. He could put him, he could put some drinks down, and that guy could gamble. Like you wouldn't believe.

Um, dear. Jorz's favorite L.A. restaurant, Jones of Hollywood, they have, uh, the bathroom. It's just pictures of famous people in the restaurant. And the, uh, the Vern Troyer one. It's, uh, two women smashing their breasts. against the side of his head. So good. It's an amazing photo.

Dallas's own, Vern. He's from Arlington. 2000s-e thing I've ever heard. I remember he got hammered and he was driving that scooter into a plant. Era. That's so good. There was a story that, okay, so who knows? Because Chris Arnold used to tell it and he's got a lot of stories.

But his story was that Vern Troier snapped on him when he was working with, I guess Corby was his producer or thing? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is a story. He was told. very clearly not to pick him up. Don't pick him up and put him in the chair.

Oh, yeah. Why would you? It's insulting. I can get in the chair on my own. You can try that. And Chris had to put him in the chair. Yeah. He snapped on him like a dog.

Yeah, I don't think Chris had to put him. I've always heard that as Chris really misplayed that one. Boots. I mean, that's why he had a handler with him all the time. So that, you know, if you're that, if you're, 100% had CD. What does the fucking put? Just run the ball. Just run it like he was angry.

Just keep running it. Dak for not. A little body language. If you come away from these two spots with six points, three and out and a fourth down stop, and you get six points, you deserve to lose the game. Yeah. Why did Dak show it there?

He had it. Yeah, that feels like it was more on Dak. You sound like a guy who doesn't care about Brandon's stats. You're about some of them, but not kicking from the three and the ten. Field goals made, brother. Oh, oh. Yeah, baby. You'll tear away.

Now do three runs. Actually, you know what I would do is one run. See, at least he didn't flex. Speaking out, right? KTH, we were both like, oh, run. Yeah, yeah, great. Okay. Is this Turpins last year under contract?

That's a good question. I think they just gave him a one or last year they gave him a two? I just know they threw it to him on a slant round. and he scored on it one time and didn't go back to it a couple years ago. He signed. Oh, he re-signed. Okay. Giovante.

Nice. He's in a runaway? Classic Cowboys. That was a lot of fucking work on his part. What kind of pace are they on right now? There's the Broncos, NFL jersey. That was a straight up just NFL. Just NFL?

Yeah, there's so many of them so far. Very memorable face from Derek Henry there. Just picking it and pop. Poppin. That was... Give me the over-inid. Well, we got out ahead early. That's good.

Score. Yeah. Well, I shouldn't get ahead of myself. No, no. Not on this field. No. No, I still say... I was just thinking they might direct snap it to Brandon, and then he'd run around the end and score two.

There hasn't been a more overblown story than the field conditions. He did kind of run into his own guy there. Yeah. I feel like there's a small chance that if Brandon and Bones hooked up and they worked for a different franchise, like maybe one of about 10 of them, they would do shit that would break the special teams game. He's an athlete. Like compared to all the other NFL kickers, like, he's an athlete.

He can run. They could do all sorts of shit. Hey, let's highlight the fact that we have new merch. Oh, hell yeah. Look on the website, see if it's up and fine. Raymond from E6 Sportswear claimed that it would be. Oh, I should just do Dumbzone merch, right? Yeah, I don't know.

Go to our website. We have a little link on there on Dumbzone.com. But you got new logos. And I believe the merch has been... DumbZoneurge.com. He's got a bunch of bits, too. Now, some of them, you're going to have to read the website. but I think one of the main things is like

anything you buy in the month of September so you only got a few more days could be refunded if Brandon Aubrey sets the field goal record against Tampa it's a very Wow Yeah it's KT-ish Yeah bring on

Type contest I'm here checking my kicker pool But like I said go read it Go to the website It is the E6 Sportswear But you go to dumbzone.com and our merch tab up there. And this is it.

I got one of the shirts on. This is the new logo. Designed by, can we say who it's designed by? You can. Designed by Ken. Designed by me. Designed by Ken. Kent Garrison.

Thank you. Right here. He's right here. Integrity of the... He's wearing the hat. Discovery Zone logo with the... Melded with the old thing. I love it.

I'm a huge fan. A little sportsy. You know? Huge fan. It's like Mozart wearing the Sistine Chapel on TED. It's a... Oh. All I know is it's going to look great on the golf course this year.

You can't wait. You can't wait to get out there. You do business, that's why. Yep. Just nine holes a day, you know. You walk barefoot to connect with the grass. So, yeah, if you'd like to go check out the merch, grab a new t-shirt. Apparently it's all limited, right?

Jake, is there only one t-shirt you can buy? I think the white one is up there as well. So there's a black one, there's a white one, and then there's some hats. But that's it. Petter all down. Yeah. paired it down simplified. Marie Kondo.

Yeah, Marie Kondo did it just, you know, sometimes the offense, there's just too much motion. Just go back to the first principles, D.C. These wide shots look awesome. This looks great. It doesn't look great. I want to go to Brazil. No, it looks awesome.

I thought it was just about the field. People just don't know what's in. Whoa, whoa! Same. This is a clinic. He is putting on a show. This is the, the balance, right?

You were saying they did a study? He's like, it's okay. Well, if it goes out of bounds here and there? Yeah. Yeah, it's worth the risk. Yeah, they were asking him why so many have gone out. And he was like, it's part of our strategy. We've decided that risking those, we might generate a turnover,

and that's worth a lot more than whatever these flags are. This defense cares, just get the ball back. That's not racist. What are we doing with this? But it is really weird. Marty? I don't like it. How did we normalize?

this. It's got to be carnival, brother. I know, but why? Well, you're talking about every network doing cool animations. Yes. Cool. They shouldn't do. The first one that did it, I think it was NBC. It should have been a shame. They should have been laughed out of the building. I know. Instead, everyone's like, God, this is like the...

Oh, no, we got to keep up. Fuck, yeah. Yeah. It's like AI. They're all so bad, too. None of us want it. Yeah, they're all like... They seem to be trying to bad. But, like, the NBA, T, and T, gone fishing ones are like... obviously shitty.

Yeah. Yeah. Those are like, I don't know. But this is the only part of the broadcast that feels like NBA, T. But like, you know, it doesn't really land if it's not the entire show. The open looks like a Michael Bay film. Like the rest of it is we are trying to be like the standard of broadcast excellence. But for 15 seconds, we're going to really.

God damn it. You knew it was coming. Got Mandrews out front. No way. Also, while doing all that cartoon stuff, they're also showing you. you some really good stats. Hey, look, Rishon Gary just completely takes the fucking bait

here. Classic Packard shit. He can't play. I've seen that a time or two. I bet you have. Tomorrow, do that. There's how your rushing yards have been a problem, though. It's really just been quarterbacks running on them. That's true, too. But that's like the game now, you know?

Yeah. Not for it. Until they get hurt, like Jackson Dart. Not for the Cowboys or, like, the Lions. All right. Yeah, run up the middle, and we're going to tear it up every time. I don't know what this strategy is, is running straight every single time. I'd be zone reading the hell out of them.

Even if it's not what they want to do all year, just make them fucking tackle one of the two of them every point. Quick game 162 update. Rangers losing. Astros winning by five. So the season's over. Fought them all the way. If you're in it for game 162 I mean, yeah,

really you were just supposed to make it to Cowboys Training Camp. At least that's what I heard on AM 1310 for a bunch of years. Yeah. Make it to training camp. Well, that's pretty good expectations like that.

But I think really if you boil it down, even more so when I'm not allowed to use all substances, I'm just hunting giant dopamine hits. And Rangers' playoffs is a Giant rush. Whether you're there or not. I'd like to...

I love it. I'd like to sketch out a little plan for you. It's not going to be the same. White Sox. I'm in. If you like wild card teams, you can go to the White Sox. Game three, if necessary. If you like, fucking make them tackle.

There. Brewers? Game three, if necessary, will be on Thursday in Houston at four times. Wild Raven. Oh, yeah. On what day? On Thursday. In Houston.

In Houston. Who? For real? Absolutely. A road trip. We're going to be in Houston anyways. It's on Sunday? Thursday.

Thursday. If there is a game three. It'll be tight. Wait, no. No, y'all should do it. How did the White Sox not win the Central when they had like a six-game lead a week ago? They didn't have a six-game lead a week ago, and you know it. And what he does know is that the reason they don't have a lead is because the Guardians,

I don't even like saying that. No. Beating shit out of them. I won't say it. Do they still have Paul Canerco? Probably. In spirit, yeah. Just like T.C.'s dog, Conerco.

Mm-hmm. Here in spirit. Yes. If the field was... Dude. I came home last night, maybe Friday night then. We paid extra to have the house cleaned after not having to clean for like six weeks. We paid the rug cleaner to come.

I know where this is going. To clean up after last weekend. Uh-oh. Oh, dog. Full on, dude. Direct snap, Derek Henry. There you go. Who called it back there?

It's a touchdown. That's a foregone conclusion. Once they get inside the 20, I... Easy money. The Cowboys just have to keep scoring, dude, because they're not going to stop. No. Like, that defense stuff, that was all fun.

They'll stop if they call the wrong place. But I feel like what they just did there was show you. Yeah. We could just do this. Good news for Kent and Dan, though, a touchdown in the Anytime One in Dunn League, so that's good. Oh, did Kent also have

Which of the eight leagues is this, KT? You're going to have to remind me. Here's the thing I have to do. You want to know what I got to do on a Friday night or whatever over the weekend? I print this out every week. These are KT's rules. I love that.

For this league, we paid $20 to be in, but it takes half my weekend. It's like having a list in a foreign country of like the customs or something. Yeah, I should just laminate this. You should. It's so hard to remember. Like, what?

Okay. If I had the team before and then I could use kickers, if they hit an extra point. That's too long an email. Yeah. It's a very long email. Well, people can still read it, I think. I mean, I think people don't have to just not read things anymore. Oh, yeah.

We are adults who not read. Solid play. That's not a shot at anyone. Just in general, our reading comprehension is a society is down. and it's probably never coming back that I just think I'm not in this league I don't have any kids in this league

I don't have any high school kids in this league we're adults who know how to read Yeah we're men Dan congrats two strikes But the Chiefs win So you'll advance and keep surviving Hey Is that my pick?

Chiefs to win You and Jared Sandler have two strikes All right I'm in great company Yeah so it's Consortium Day Let's also thank Ooh you know what we can do Let's thank Game Day Men's Health. Can you grab, hand that microphone over to Travis.

We need to talk about Game Day Men's Health for a moment. Because Travis is sitting in our honorary Game Day Men's Health seat today. You could just talk, I think. Oh, yeah. Everybody, it's Travis from Community Mechanical. Does everybody remember Community Mechanical? Do you know how you're not really hot right now? This guy.

Yep. That is the reason. He's our HVAC guy. Probably need the roof, too, because if you just had the HVAC. No, then you'd be air conditioning Texas. That's right. Like your mom once told you you were doing when you left the fridge open. So often.

But anyway, that wouldn't work, right? Travis, if you just left your door open, it wouldn't air-conditioned Texas? No. Okay. But you're here not only to talk about community mechanical, but how about Game Day men's health? Look at Travis. He, we ordered him, we were asking for shirt sizes. And there's no way when I first met you, you would have told me a 2X.

You went 2xT, right? I did. Yeah. You would have said a T. Yeah. Like Game Day can't make you shorter. I would probably hold non to 3xT and probably should have been 4xT before I went to Game Day. But Game Day, so what's the weight loss bit they got?

Peptides? Peptides, GLP 3. Oh, dude, y'all don't even know about the 30. Yeah, testosterone. I mean, the first 50 pounds that I lost were all testosterone, because my testosterone was super low. So you started the TRT? Yeah, TRT.

So what has your game day experience been? You first started with them, just went and got the test? Yeah, started with them, got the test. You know, they tell you that you want to be between 600 and 900. I was at 107. For real? Yeah. Yeah, apparently lack of sleep, stress, and having kids around are all things that make your testosterone go down.

And I was three for three. Wow. We're starting the new business back then? Yeah, that's exactly right. The community. We weren't sure. Is this going to work? Yeah.

Yeah. So it was a... Felt normal, again. Yeah. Was able to, a lot more energy, able to work out. and without, you know, feeling horrible after. So it's been life-changing. I'm down 95 pounds right now.

Damn. It's like a person. That's like a Caitlin. There's nothing there. You lost a Caitlin. That's almost a whole me. No. Yeah.

Well, thank you to gameday. com. They're one of the sponsors of our game stream as well. Travis also, game day user for basketball-related aches and pains He was an elite high school basketball player, which is what gives him the confidence to think that Enos Cantor could get by in the WNBA. I mean, he did it because he agrees with me.

Well, I believe, okay. Yeah. Well, I know you like those one or two emails that join the A. Yeah, meanwhile, he's the same age. I think he's a year younger than Brittany Griner, who's four inches shorter and 80 pounds less, and she's still averaging like 12 and 7. with three blocks a game.

Which one of them do you think would win in a race down the floor right now? Griner or higher testosterone also. No, really. Cantor is the one running from prison in the eastern hemisphere. Yeah. Yeah, for real. Yeah, go with that angle. Bit through it.

I didn't dodge my bid. They had to send back Victor. That's funny. Oh, wow. Kyle Hamilton. Yeah, he's pretty great, isn't he? That was a nice. But again, they keep putting themselves in this situation by...

That's how we coach him up. He's a golden domer? Absolutely. Yeah. I like how Jay calls him Enis Cantor, too. I prefer that than Ennis. Yeah. Dan says Cantner.

Can't... What is it? Cantor. Cantor. Freedom. Yeah, canter is a... That's dead naming. That's actually a funny bit.

If he was riding with that, like actually, you're anti-trans, if you don't include my real name, Freedom. Yeah, the Hugh Grant Prostitute renamed herself to Divine. That was her invented first name. Nice. I watched Howard Stern talk to the Hugh Grant prostitute, classic Howard Stern. It's great stuff. Somebody emailed us and told us to just, out of morbid curiosity, watch the HBO show. They said it suck.

It sucks. Well, I would watch current stuff, but if you want to get into the 90s Stern that's on YouTube. Yeah. Oh, that's what you recently watched? Yeah, Define Brown was, like, at the time. Like, whatever Hugh Grant. Okay, I thought you were saying that you watched something recently. No.

And I saw someone talking about he had on both of Stallone's parents. I think that was a classic. That's awesome. So I want to go on a streak here of finding... Did they beat the shit out of it? stern. A lot? I think they were both us.

Yeah. About like how hard his life was. Yeah, yeah. He's been like fucked up his whole life. Yeah. Oh, I just saw that. Yeah. Horse lie.

I kind of do feel. Do they still do like best of stern bits like on serious? Probably. Or did they clean it up? Because he's got. I don't think they play like the old porn star interview. You don't have an occasional. old Gordon

Sibian bit bite its way onto a Yeah I mean it would be too Classic Rotten Radio CD Yeah

There's times When you're bored hopping And you're like Man I'm pretty sure They don't know This is on here It's like there 3 a.m.

Would Brian Schotenheimer ever replace himself with Clayton Adams? As a play caller Dude these last That drive was just a fucking disaster My favorite

thing that Gordon probably wouldn't do today but did do once upon a time. A skateboard man. It was a very off the cuff. They were talking to a woman, and Corby recognized it was bong hit Tracy,

so he hung up the call. And Gordon was like, it was a woman on the line. What are you doing? And Corby was like, I didn't want to talk to her. And Gordon goes, well,

the point of the show is to meet and humiliate women. What do we got going here? It's mean. Oh, it's punt time. Sorry. Yeah, because they couldn't fall Out of love with the pass Oh, we didn't check the chat

God damn it Henry Henry why'd you mess everything up I'm sure there's another commercial coming We don't even do Coffin Corner anymore Do you find it? Heels on the 10 though Last time I made fun of Henry a lot

And check the chat just turned into What have people said about negative About TC in the last 50 minutes? So I haven't mentioned him once so far. He was a lot of power. He was a lot of power. How this goes. I've been nothing good nice to him today.

What do you got? Oh. This chat will be brought to us by Plum Quick. Robert from Plum Quick is here tonight. So I wanted to make sure I gave them some love. You see Robert? I did not. Yeah.

He's out of the view. That's how quick he is. He just speaks right in. Like Batman He got in through the pipe Somehow Heck yeah It was cool hearing about that

Not cool It sounds like a dickhead thing to say Do we want to chat check during gameplay Or does it have to be outside of gameplay I think we wait But I bet it'll be pretty quick We'll do right out so Oh

You just think CP's feeling it I guess I don't know what I think Wait, overshund was hurt Oh yeah My joke Yeah yeah That's a weird and there's letting him get away with.

So I know that we've been... Oh. Oh. No, no flag. Probably grass. Gotta be the bad fields. Oh, there's Caleb. Oh, I guess you're not that flexing now, are you, buddy?

I know Overshon's been slotted as a future just about all pro the entire time. But is he going to hold up in the Christian Parker defense? It's like an old up period. He's done. That's like Kevin says. You don't even consider him on the team. Yeah Bland is on that border

Barham is your Your future now Somewhat different position but That's offensive right Flaggham field That's going to be a good highlight for how bad the field is They gave that to Baltimore

Yeah That's incorrect Maybe they said he impeded or something by Being stopped stupid Come down The field was so bad I thought Barham was the good one. He read it right.

I said you're playing. I just would have liked to see a little more effort on that play in particular. And that'll happen. The field was so bad that injured Ravens, wide receivers, Zay Flowers. Injured knee, by the way. He's playing. He's active. Yeah.

He's good. Oh, he is? Yeah. He's the one that just got the AI. Oh. So, yeah. It's probably overblown. I would say also, like, by the time, like,

no decision was made. It's like where were they going to play the game? Like the Cowboys and Ravens don't have the same. On the moon in a parking lot. I mean, Jerry was probably trying to get the game up to Mexico. But like, get that flat. They don't have the same bi-week, you know? There's no rescheduling that you can do.

You don't think it's like Dallas where all the high schools have an NFL level field? Oh, yeah. Come on up to Allen. This favela has an indoor practice facility. It's kind of odd that this is their first. international game, though, since... Oh, my God.

They're slipping now. That doesn't look good. The No Cowboys International Games has to be proof of Jerry's poll in the league, right? Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. He's like, I'm not giving up a home game because it's basically what you have to do. That's why... We'll do Mexico City.

Yeah, even the road. Well, this is a home game for him. Yeah, this is the one. Yeah, but they gave up, right. Their first one ever. Oh, yeah. We should talk about. Yeah, England is where we got Ragonk that season.

Because they were with Brandon Carr in England. Yeah. Or a gunk. Whenever he's like, I forget the word. And George is like, I think it was... And then Brandon Carr very seriously. He was just like, no, I don't think that's it. Did y'all ever take that into the locker room?

I don't remember. Like, y'all ask players about regonk or anything. I don't remember that. The musers did it on that trip, but I feel like... I think they probably did enough with it. I don't think there was a lot of unexplored areas. I like the word find or the crossword puzzle on regong.com. I don't know if anything made me laugh more on the ticket in my life than that.

That was, the regonk.com was the funniest shit. I believe I once paid for a, what was it like, a 6U softball girls' sponsor? It wasn't our team. Oh, yeah, it had the regonk on it. But yeah, we had, regonk.com was their sponsor. And they had the silhouette of TC is their logo for the... What made me laugh was them saying that that domain would have gone unregistered for eternity,

had that not happened. That made me laugh so hard. That's probably true. All the commerce. It would have never been on regonk.com. It gets most of that penalty yardage back. Oh, yeah, I got it. No, you're fine.

I just got to turn that down. Yeah, no, I know. All right, back up. What are we looking for? Now it was time for some real football. You know, it's going to be a lot of, what's the good word? What's the word I can use? Ragonk.

It's something. It's not a several word. Is that it so good? Yes. What's the good word? What's the word I can use? Rargonk. It's not a ragonk.

It's something. Give me a simple word. Maybe a similar word. It's time to turn up a notch. Yeah. He thought it was in the neighborhood. It could be that. Maybe.

I don't know. Grass is getting tough, boys. It really seems like after the second we were like, oh, it was a big deal. I was ready to dial on that hill, and now I'm like, man, the reps are sliding around. Yeah. And Kevin put a triple play level of confidence in this. Yeah. Lamar is all day today, man.

Oh, my God. Got him with the head of the old guys. Of course, Markisville, dude. I know it's tough and cheap, but that's obviously a lot. Come on. Very clear. Does anyone know where they're at less than Mark East Bell? He's just stepping on people's nuts, running into wide receivers.

He is not care. Dude, look at that. He just didn't have to do it. Yeah. Didn't need to do it at all. No, if he would have dove in the opposite direction of the player's body, It would have been a better defense. Yeah, yeah.

He was not really in a position to catch that. Yeah, he's this year's Kenneth Murray. I never thought he would be on the team. And then a bunch of guys got hurt. Yeah, he was. Yeah. I mean, there's really no reason for him to be out there or wearing number 14. You can't replace them all.

Why don't you like 14? I just don't think that's a good number for a safety. I do. Is it too close to Caleb? It's where Kyle Hamilton wears, right? He wears four. Single-digit safety is 14. 14.

Oh, he's 14. And I think he was before, too. I think it looks cool because it looks big tennis shit to me. I've told TC that forever. Make it two. Clinic. Two for Dan. Do we get anything special for that, KT?

Yeah, bonus point. Bonus point. Yeah. Fucking bonus points. What if they score five? If he scores five. Dude, I feel like you need to get one of those little green hats like the bill. The whole thing is a bookkeeper.

It is. It's green and red. Let's see. I'm saying you need that little visor hat for like counting. This feels like if Charlie Day was doing fantasy sports. Like him and Frank are running a league. What are the chances that he has another touchdown? Frank, he got his bonus points.

Oh, so we get bonus points if they have more than one touchdown? I feel like for Henry is well over 50%. The league is about how many touchdowns you get. Can't we've been talking about this point? Dude, they called their way out of this game. I thought it was just if they score. I didn't know you get bonus points, but I'll take it. If they score twice, you get too, yeah.

Hell yeah. Have the chat ready, Henry. Be ready because he may get a couple more. Well, they blew that lead. Okay, yeah, let's check the chat. We'll go. This is our first quarter check with intern Henry, of course. That's brought to us by Pump Quick.

All right. So we're going to start off. Disaster film said, I think it's weird that iPods disappeared 14-plus years ago, but podcasts have stayed the same nomenclature. Good point. Yeah, why? Why is that? Well, Apple invented, Apple started the genre, I guess, the technology to like pull episodes from an RSS feed. So they called it podcast to integrate it with their iPod.

And then the iPod went away and podcasts kind of stick around, I guess. That's a term. That's great info Thank you And I mean that Good job Thank you Alexa

All right some great insight there Thank you Bill Thanks Bill What high school did I go to though Alexa wanted me to say hi to Hi to Travis and wire will Well that sounds weird That seems interesting

Oh they did meet in Broken Bow They air quote met her Shout out to the D.F. In the chat, by the way. Told them I would shout them out. I see you. The D.F. I wasn't going to do anything about T.C.,

but once he made those comments, the chat had to... See? But no, but these are nice. It's all weaponized. That's the word I've been looking for, T.C. Weaponized? Someone said Thomas Charles is my spirit animal. Someone else said T.C. is always as nice to me as

an autistic person can be. That's what we go for you. That's great. That's a sweet thing to say. It is. And I think that's really all we need to do. Oh, good end up. I think this is a pretty good show.

Eternally yours on CBS coming up? No chance. No, but it probably draws six million people. Yeah, your grandma's going to love it. Well, good job, intern Henry with the chat. Keep your pipe is nice and safe and clear I'll flush your way Fill up your house

Goodness That is a goodness Look at these boring ass Tradesh kickoffs Oh you could kick it to the end zone Awesome Who couldn't do that? I want to show you what

Travis from community brought me and he said It's to wear during the Brandon Aubrey interview It's a ring It's a necklace Wow That's nice is awesome a little brandon obfrey jersey

ice down that's amazing that'll go good with those that'll go good with those earrings yeah get this dan holiestle shit out of here motion this motion out of the house oh man

you think they bought the deck fake there yeah we're going three tight ends 13 person boring it's crazy though like I don't even mind that call I don't love pistol but this just Hamilton's they don't they don't

way below what they should be on play action and just easy-ass throws. All this shit they've run is it takes forever to develop. You've got to beat somebody. Like just keep it simple. Replace yourself. Do play caller Sapuku. What do you think about CD in the backfield? They're really scrambled on that one.

You just get him. Hey, Robert, can you grab me a howl water out of the cooler and just pass it down? Yeah, thanks. Like, what's wrong with the... We need to hydrate. Took him making a play, but. Hydrate or digre. You have to hold up forever.

Got hit early. We'll take the six yards on a slant all day to GP. Do you see how quick, Robert, from Plum Quick, grabbed me that water? Yeah, I did. That's just the way he does things. It's because it's water. If you had asked for a sandwich, you would have been befuddled.

You're like, what? What's that? It was in your hand by the end of the sentence, by the end of the request. It was crazy. Go back to GP. Go for you. You have to.

You have to go for it. And it's who you are right now. You have to go for it. Do they go? Yeah, kick it. What's the elevation there? Stay on the field. It's a little bit below ours.

That's a beach in the shot. Quick shot at the math there. Beach makes it low, right? There's not a lot of high beaches. Yeah, that would be 70. If you're asking if the beach is near sea level, is that your question? Yeah, yeah. Maybe they have some that are higher.

Here we go. What about the high beach? Here we go. Like at the top. top of the waterfall. There's a beach, right? That keeper. Oh, you better fucking not!

You motherfuckers! Hell yeah. Draw them off sides. You motherfuckers. That'll work, man. Nah, they're running the play. You better be. He knows now. Draw them off sides.

No pens. He's fighting it right now. He's got an angel and a devil on his shoulder. To the type of point I feel like Dan would make, how do you not have a play that you're like, fourth and one, this is what we're running? Why don't we need another two? 90 seconds to figure it out.

What confidence. He's got an noise. Angel Marty telling him to punnet, the devil Marty on the shoulder, telling him to go for it. Spurrier. Hey! Yes, Spurrier's. Shut up! Shut up! I work for Jerry.

Respect, and I don't even care what happens. Drum off sides. They called a timeout just to draw them offside. Take down the... Oh, you've got to be sending me. Delay a game. Just anything but that. They want one? All right.

Ferguson snake. Oh, yeah. He got it. No. It was there. It was when you said he got it. It was the bounce outside was there. I mean, it wasn't.

Bounce. Bounce. Oh, my God. 95's there, man. Oh, dude. Yeah, he had so much, so much space on the right. If he was looking to bounce left, you're right. Was he having trouble getting his feet underneath him?

He clearly was. Look who has turned. This is unsafe. Damn. All right. So you are getting the ball at half. Yeah, but. No, I mean, look, you're trying to stay in the game.

And I respect that they went for it. Run the ball up the middle is probably. We invite you to stay tuned to halftime. Kent Garrison with a special quiz. I do. I have a quiz for KT. Excellent. A lot just for me?

The rules of his own fantasy league. I know KT will want to play this game. I'm excited. Whoever else is down. And we also have some Conne Roso pizza to go grab. Don't forget to grab a pizza at halftime. Love it. I don't know if I've ever told you this story, T.C.,

but tomorrow on the show over here in the den will be my friends Chase and Allen, who in high school had to do like, I don't know, a week or so in counties. juvenile detention for dry ice bombs. Oh. I was doing that. I didn't know you did not get busted before it, though. Yeah, yeah. It was right after 9-11.

Yeah. I have heard this story. Yeah. They went like, you know, not rated, but went to their parents' garages and turned it upside down, found all the chemicals. And we're like, what's going on in here? Some have them here tomorrow. Could be a cell. We were doing it at school.

Might be a little bit of a cell. We would do them on people's doorstead. steps like girls some some kid in our school would bring it in his lunch to keep his lunch cool you know and then we would just put it in bottles and you could just go throw it throw it at freshman we sold it at the grocery store right works yes this is insane yeah yeah yeah by the photo area you're like there's this shit that you can blow anything up with yeah whenever someone was pitching me on let's go tonight make some dry ice bombs it was like where are we going to find dry eyes they're like it's in every grocery walgrey how is that yeah

It burned your hands off. Until we're walking in and buying it, I'm like, I don't think so, man. I think you're mistaken. God bless, that's pretty. It is nice. Beautiful. Jordan has a story of there was a Ben Harper tour that ended in Brazil, and he just kind of didn't leave Brazil for a while. Oh, yeah.

I think I remember him reference. That's excellent. He met a lady. She had an apartment. Gorgeous. The game day. The game day guy. I told us he went to Brazil.

Oh, yeah. Now I got to go back pretty often because I have a kid there. Yeah, tie at game day. Let me tell you, the women are as advertised. Different level. Speaking of having a kid, watch the finale of Tires. Good bit. Oh, I'm like five episodes back.

Yeah. Well, it ends with something related to a kid. Yeah, it sounds like it. That's a good bit, though. Yeah. Okay, well, we know the defense would have trouble, but the offense thought they'd look a little bit better than they have. I'm not going to lie.

Some of what they've done has not been bad. It's just these fucking weird... Yeah, the play calling has been. Baker versus Kyler, Dana. Let's see a box school. Oh, I'm very familiar with what's going on. It's a triple play watch, too.

Blake's triple play, yeah. Someone, our league in our picks, someone has to... That's you guys is the best of MVP. Someone has to triple play Baker. If like... Okay. Yeah.

Kenny Clark and Quinn and Williams. Oh, wow. Just wide open. Okay, that's good communication. Hot opinions. Covered up. They're not just running behind the secondary like last year. This is an improvement.

Barham's like if Jalen Smith didn't have drop foot. Are they saying that Lamar was out of bounds? So third and nine instead of third and four? It is what they're saying. That makes a lot of sense. All right. It's for Sean Gary time then, right? No.

Who's Von Miller? Who's our old pass rusher now? Von Miller. Where's Malichai? Lawrence. Where's the new blood? First-round pick. I'm trying to look for... With no pressure on him at all. Where's Eseraku?

Gary's out there. Ezraki's right there. Yeah. I'm just saying he's calling for guys who I would prefer be perciary options. Second, though. That should have been third and nine, right? I don't know. They did six-yard pass.

I can back it up here. The weird play to Lamar. I think in Brazil you get five. That really wouldn't change the early counting card. What do they? He was well at inbound. Yeah, and that was second five. I'll get past the line of scrimmage.

This should be fourth down. What's going on? Let me see. Well, don't worry about it. But. Well, it's a box course, say, dude. Yeah, I'm trying to get back over the right wall.

What's Nancy saying? Okay, so that was a penalty for a, legal downfield pass. Oh, he was passed on a scrimmage, so the Cowboys took the five yards there. I made it second. And it was a good. All right. Okay.

Well, didn't take advantage of that. No. There it is. Good. Oh, you're there. For the most part. Jalen Thompson just concussed. I saw a stat last week that two weeks.

We're out of safeties. Opposing running backs were averaging like two point. 7 to 2.8 yards per carry when touched behind the line of scrimmage. They really can't. Like a decent offense is just not decent, but, you know, passable is the Cowboys after making contact in the backfield. You guys realize that more safety injuries means more Marquis' bell just stepping on everyone's gonads. Who was just down? Jalen Thompson.

Oh, excellent. They're going to have to move. This sucks. they're going to have to move Caleb Downs back. Yeah. Yeah, I heard you all talking about that. Let's thank fairlease.org while we're here. Fairlease navidad.

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So give you a great rate. You don't have to go get a finance, like they got the financing right there. It's all in-house. It's all in-house. The way of community bank works is the savings are passed on to the consumer, Dan. They'll just offer you better rates when they can rather than generating tons of profit. What a cheat code. It's a good bit that you could have.

And we can promise you they'll take care of you. That's somewhat of a cheat code because we know Connor. We know Nick over there. Big dumb zone guys, 972-705-4815. That's a hotline, like a dumb zone hotline, right to those guys. They have a beeper. Fairlease, when you don't know what to do about a call of his home. Healership, baby.

I forgot Jameson was playing Fairlease Navi. Dodd and I stepped all over that. That's okay. The great Jameson, everybody. Yeah. We're playing us through the breaks and everything today. Oh. We love Jamison, folks.

We love Jamison. We love Caitlin. We love Jamison. Well, thank you, Dan. What's your bit today, Caitlin? I'm just fucking here, Dan. I'm wearing the shirt you want me to wear. I'm watching this.

I gave it. You don't have to wear the shirt. Clearly. Okay. I like the shirt. Those on the couch feel they're bigger. Let me clarify. I like the shirt.

I like the logo. I like the shirt. All right. Awesome. I want to go. It doesn't like being told what to wear. Yeah. Is that what it is?

I mean, you can tell me what to wear. But it would be better if you were, you know. You want to be told a little bit sometimes? Like a Latina or some shit. Hell yeah. Just do it for. Respect us the meme. Me and a lesbian staring at a big Latino.

All right. Back to the game. Enough jerk. Getting a field goal here would certainly be a dub. You got it. He ain't fucking batsp. That was a lot of space. Did you see 57 fall down too?

Who's 57? Is that Lawrence? No, he's... Barron, isn't it? Justin Barron? Quavas, did they pick him up just for this game? I think they found him in Brazil. Yeah, just fell down again.

That's why he's so good. He doesn't care about the times. What's the time zone? Is there a... What time is it there? Oh, that's it? Yeah, they're two hours. hours ahead or behind.

I'm not sure what. Why is it such a big deal then? It's towards the east. Towards the east. He's 57. He's right. It's Malachi. So it's 6.

They play the graphic. This is closer to Baltimore than Dallas, which I would not have believed. Wow. I still don't believe it, even though you said it. What is he doing? Was that his throw? Yeah, that's a weird bit. I think he was already out of bounds.

He definitely was, but. Quinn is making plays. That's really good. Yeah. For a big man especially to be your... That was a bit of a late throw. This is weird. Look at this speed helmet on William's.

Yeah, I think it's sick. Yeah. Gives him a little a couple extra seconds. He does. He'll get off. He'll get off. Now he's gasped. Run right out of him.

Yeah, he did look gassed. Runs right past him. Okay, who's number 11? Which, Dallas? Cowboys. Cole Beasley. Yeah, it's Cole Beasley. Who is number 11th?

I saw an Elijah Clark. Okay, so that's, we're into the Elijah Clark part of the safety death chart. What else? Kalyn Corno. Elijah Clark, Marquis Bell is, uh... Bridges or something? Amir speed available? But you're probably right.

They're just going to have to move. And then you would move. But you do that like for next week, you don't know. Daron Blaned Nickel probably. I mean, what? Jalen Thompson might be fine, too. It might not matter. It's thin.

Third one. No way. Fuck you. Oh, Marky's spelled. There's an unforced error. Yeah, we know it. Definitely an unforced error, but I don't know. To your Lamar passing point, I mean.

I mean, they go for it, right? That's on flowers. It is on flowers, but it's not, I don't know. Not a great pass. What if he even catches it? He's running that short of the sticks anyways. Yeah, you're right. It's probably on him mostly, but.

My bad. It's on me. Kind of surprised there. kicking it here. Tyler Loop, local kid, right? Four yard. I think it's only a handful of games, but from what I've seen, they're not going for it like they used to. Loop behaves himself very well. It's a one score game, and it's still a one score game. You know what I mean? You didn't know when Justin Tucker was doing it. You didn't know until like six years later. Yeah, but Loop, they've got a guy following him.

They're not going to repeat this mistake. Do you think Justin Tucker hated the developments of the Watson story when that was first coming out. Like, oh, come on. Can these go away? Man, I can't believe someone would do that. Somebody got a, somebody should have done the, what was it, Morgan Spurlock? Yeah. I, too, am a man who, like, nobody was asking.

You're a kicker. And Justin Tucker, like an opera singer, too? Can you imagine the singing he would do during those massages? Hit the right spot. And that's, speaking of people following you. When we interviewed Ty the criminal clinical psychologist the other day, he mentioned that they will absolutely hire people to follow you around if they're, like, studying you during, like, competency work

or to stand trial. Like, they know what you're doing. Yeah. They're following you to see if you're lying about how sane you are at your job or something. Oh, even that, huh? Because we were talking to the insurance guy about that, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Dude, imagine if that was your job, bro. It's following someone? Interview's crazy. And just like studying them, you know, like they're, like they're an animal. It'd feel creepy, right? It's very awesome. Maybe some of them were made. If you were a peeping tom, right, as a kid or something, that's what you're doing.

You know, before me and my girlfriend moved out of our last apartment, we caught a peeping tom. Three times, bro. It was like this 14-year-old kid. Imagine that kid. He'd be a great PI. He hit the jackpot, though. The he hit the jackpotty was like, there's two lesions. And we kept coming out, we saw him running.

He's like this 14-year-old kid, imagine being that kid. He's like, I don't need the internet. I don't need anything. Yeah, I'd like to interview. I just stumbled upon a fucking house. I'd like that's when I learned I got to start closing my blinds more. I'd like to give space for this is a young homosexual male. And perhaps he's hunting for KT and Kent in the apartment.

Could, yeah, don't. It can't be as easy. I don't know what he was thinking. Like following people around, though, like... I think it's actually pretty boring. Like, yeah, like Breaking Bad, though, made it too... Made you feel like Mike was just always just sitting in his car. Yeah.

And you always notice when someone's just sitting in their car by themselves. And I always assume they're jacking off, but like... And if you have sat in your car by yourself before, you'll know. That's your assumption. That's your assumption. So I assume. Okay. Yeah.

I bet you were bored. I just listen to shows. You know, I feel like the whole world... You have to be... I guess you could listen to shows, but you've got to be paying attention to whatever it is that's not happening in front of you. Yeah. Kristen wanted to go to the bar after dinner, and I was like, you can go.

I'm going to get caught up on the brunuchs. You just sat in your car outside of a bar? Pretty much. All right. I'm like, if I drive back, you're going to have to Uber. I just chill here. Hey, Rowdy's impacting today's youth in Brazil. They did not send Rowdy out there, although they probably love that shit, man.

Of course they do. I feel like the rest of the world is even more into mascots than us. You think it's the same guy? or you think they just sent the costume down? It's the same guy. I don't know. El Loco. That's why.

Good authority. They have multiple Routies. Blake and Brad Sham couldn't go on the trip. They had to squeeze the cheerleaders and Routy on there. There's one at the stadium watch party too right now. I guarantee you. That's too much of a continuity break for me. I can only have one Routy.

Yeah. I can't have it be like K-pop group. Yeah. It feels like starts to feel like primer. Well, in fact that they only have

one rowdy, I think they should have a female mascot as well. They really should. A hotel girl. I think they're Portuguese. Can we play El Patriota?

I don't know it's not El Patriota, but it feels like that's what the guy says. Patriota. El Gibson. El Gibson. It's Tyler.

My favorite. Bukhenson. Do you know what we're talking about, Kevin? You've seen this? No, I don't think so. Is that Demarcato?

Mel Gibson's changing a tire. And a guy like... In Brazil? No. He's like in L.A. Central America. I think the guy is out of... I think the guy is the immigrant, not Mel Gibson.

Yeah. Oh, really? I thought he was in another country. I could be wrong. There's Tyler Goodson, Dan. Tyler Goodson? There's a lot of people in Los Angeles that talk like that. So I assume he was in L.A.

Is this the guy they just picked up? Yeah, they picked him up. For some reason, DeMarcato is unavailable. So, our... or inactive. So I'm not sure what the plan is with Tyler Goodson. They're out of running backs for sure. I'm not kidding.

Dude, block it. Put turn. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? If Jibbante can't go, run your quick hitters to CD and Pickens.

What are we doing? It's the Tyler Goodson series. We're giving it to a guy who wasn't on the team a week ago. And running screens when. Let me tell you. Not positive the line can block it right now. He wants him to make him feel welcome. Put number nine back there.

What's his name? Terp, yeah, let him go for it. He would have bounced it outside. Declan Doyle? Oh, Tyler Goodson. Tyler Goodson. We got to get Goodson involved early. You're right.

CD. Yeah. Nice. Sniff it, sniff it. A manageable third and a year. Yeah, Mel Gibson is down. Like, that only reason I assumed it was a third world. I assume Mel Gibson's not changing his own tire in, like, Hollywood.

I think he is. In my head, little Mexican guy comes up and he's like, Mel Gibson? He's like, El-GiPetriota? And he's like, turns back. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's fucking. I was thinking the other day, we should reintroduce the Mel Gibson voicemail on our show. I don't hear it on the ticket ever.

It feels like it's been forgotten. It's so, and he's back now. Oh, Ferg, down the middle. I'd like to hear you play a concert sometime. Boom. It's phone chains. If you can tie it and get the ball come out. Random thought.

I saw a ball hit a guy in the head who had a guardian cap on the other day. It made me wonder, myth busters it. Is there an advantage somehow? Or is it more likely to his head because that cap's so big? Yeah, no, that's the thing, right? It's taking up more space, but also it's going to bounce differently than you're used to a football bouncing off someone's head. In my day, we called it an Indian cap.

There you go. If you were a DB, would you be allowed to wear one that's like, Yeah, it's real big. Like a fucking, there's cartoons like that. Like a backyard baseball. You're like what? I just had to. Big head mode.

I thought you. The car dealership on top of it. You're not pro player safety. Yeah. This is Zuck? That one Cowboys fan is designing them and handing them out to everyone. Is that what's his name? The guy from.

Yes. Jeremy Strong. Kendall Roy. Kendall. Yeah, I think Yahoo did that study, right? Or Yahoo had that article about the stuff. Like, saying that the guardian cap doesn't help that much. Really?

Yeah. It'll get. I went and saw my nephew play high school football a couple weeks ago. Locally? Locally. And one kid on both teams had a guardian cap. That was it. You'd think that'd be more of a thing now with parents, you know?

Yeah. Dan, with the debut of one kid. One kid. I was starting to dream a bit about what a time we're going to have watching and play defensive end for Grapevine. I said to him, dude, he's different. And upon knowing that, and I've met him, you can feel it. I didn't want to say anything until I saw it with other kids, but it's different.

No, and now you can see him rushing the passer, and we're all... Are they all over than him, too? Yeah, he's on the lower side of things. But no, and he just loves it, dude. That's the thing is, I don't have to ask him. He's just like, I can't wait. When is the game? Yeah, that's good.

But you have to somehow have a cowboy collar. You have to somehow, like, tame him to save it for Sunday. I'm not positive if we can play it or not, but my mom was filming most of the game. And we really are trying to learn lessons. As silly as that might sound, but he, a girl on the other team got like a breakaway. Oh, no. And he just straight up, like, rocked her. He, like, came up behind her and, like, took her legs out from under.

underneath her and like kind of trampled over and took the ball and her dad was the coach on the other team and he flipped out and he was like very loudly he was like listen sweetie i know what that boy just did was very unkind and i'm like i think it might be these he doesn't know the rules you know and bad of an athlete as i was i was always a post player and i know what it's like this guy knows when you're playing basketball growing up and you're taller than everyone It starts to feel like the other team is allowed to get away with a lot more on you than you are on them. Oh, for sure. He was getting fucking tackled left and right, and he's like, they tackled me.

And I'm like, yeah, but it's not the same when you tackle them. That's a hard thing to explain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guy you were just making fun of, got an explosive. Yeah. It's a nice play. Tyler Goodson, dog. It's on.

It's Tyler Goodson time. It's Yerki-y-Pockent. I realize it's just hindsight. but the quick hitter get him the ball rather than the screen. But, you know, I want him to run the ball. Now, that is Giovante back there now, right? So we're healthy. We're good.

He's a three-down guy. His helmet's off now. That's not good. You know what's funny is, like, you don't even think of Lipke. No. Why would you? The last time I thought of him is when they gave him a contract a day after they traded Micah. There was a couple days.

I think they did someone else. That's because, yeah, they gave out a contract. a day for two weeks. Hey, Ferguson. Hey, look at this now. See? This guy wouldn't have been able to sign him. We're going to get another guy.

We're going to give deals to the guys who want to be here. Isn't the wrong thing they did? Isn't the Ron Blant still hurt? Yeah, but he's here. When Jalen Smith... Another one to draw. When they gave... When Zeke was holding out and in Cabo, they're like, we're going to sign the guys that

want to be here and they give Jalen Smith a big contract. Right. I remember exactly where I was listening to that press conference on the ticket. Because I was like, I know they're going to start taking shots here. and they did. And Zeke? Oh, yeah. Well, the pie got a little smaller.

What are we going to do? You know what I mean? Some guys see the value of being a cowboy, some don't. Yeah. Do you see Micah after the game the other night? Like yucking it up? I mean, he knows. Like with the opposition?

Yeah. How close is this stadium to wherever Zeke was working out? Not close at all. Oh, okay. He was in Cabo? Yeah. Was he at sea level? He was at sea level.

Exactly at sea levels. I'm comfortable telling you that there are a few things I know less about than sea level. Well, but if you're, we've already determined if you're on the beach here at sea level. Great place. Are some of the beaches higher than others? That's what we're saying to me more. That's what I'm saying. So I don't want to.

Probably up north, yeah. It does depend on the time of day. Like, uh, Imagine a cup of water. You can't get sacked here. He had Pickens. Oh, that was actually pretty nice. It was so much closer to a play than I thought they'd do.

Yeah. He's pretty good at that. You know this all ends with Brandon, so this... I know. Run the clock down and just let him kick it now. I want to save Brandon's big kick for later in the game. Holy shit, dude. Wow.

Kind of should have had that. Like, that's what the effort Zay Flowers should have been. Can I put it in your hands for you? Yeah. I'm going to throw it to your wrist Oh That's a hell of a throw by Dak Holy crap

Should have a sec Yeah There's no way Pickets can't always shade over now Don't take Okay I'm out I was worried that was going to be

The Cowboys burning their final one Yeah gotta get seven here Especially when on the first drive You were at the one Yeah you're gonna make up for Nate Bargots Nate Bargotsy calling the defense Some Samarillo, too, I feel like.

Probably really. He's a little Samarrel for sure. Did JJ Watt fly his own truck tire down there to flip? He brought Fort Minor live. He takes it, KC. 135. Man, that was another thing. The guy we interviewed that was, you may know some about this, but who has worked with Blink and Nine Inch Nails for a long time.

D.C. read in the Mark Hoppest book that Travis Barker, he didn't know if a mix was good or not until he heard it in an escalade. So every show they played, they would have an escalade sitting outside the venue rented. He would use it like 5% of the time. Oh, wow.

I have not heard that one. That's no good. You know, it was like a week where like, like he was like I got to hear an escalate. Like, hey, no problem. We'll rent you one. It'll be there on this date. It's just sitting outside the venue.

Reach the end of the day. He's like, I didn't get to it. They're like, okay. It's like a thousand dollar car rental. They'll all have a driver. There's a driver sitting in it the whole day. That's so peak 2000s MTV Cribs era. Yes.

Something you would want you could do. Yes. Here he comes. There's a fish tank in there. We need an escalade, parked outside at all times. Just in case. Bring around. No, he's got this one.

Easy money. Love it. Way to go, Brandon. Here we go. Okay, so here's my question. How many more guys who are generally thought of as walk around head coaches, Harbaugh, there's been many, how many of them call plays?

He should not be calling the plays. I don't think you're a walking-round head coach if you do call plays. But that's the thing is that he's never been viewed as like this guy's a scheme savant who's known for calling plays. He's known as being an assistant head coach. Do we think good helping with your operation? Would you call McVeigh a walk-around head coach? No, McVeigh is a offensive like envelope pusher.

recognized as such. You had that guy in house, but McCarthy ran him off, and he's now the head coach of the Saints. That's very true. That's very true. And, like, McCarthy, I feel like... He calls plays. He calls bad plays. He's not a good play caller.

Who is that guy? He wasn't 20. That's Ricky Martin, dude. That's Ricky Martin? Nice. Oh, my God. Look at Zesty over here. We ought to watch this.

She banks. It's like George Michael. I need something in the memory bank for later. Good beats. Now, do you just do a regular kickoff here? Yeah, like not want to mess around. Maybe you could get a steal a field goal. Good luck with this.

We're going dirty. Liner. Oh, yeah. That might have been the best kick of them all. We are all sub-25. We will climb the rankings this week for an average field position. Currently ninth. The low liner is fun.

It is. Yeah, bounce it. Give them a little something to have to react to, you know. On this. mushy field Buck has got to go to Kinnick. Look out. You see Sark's comments on Colin Simmons pissing?

No, what do you got? He was like, I mean, unfortunately, that's just kind of the culture that you guys in the media have created is everybody's got a kind of look at me, look for clicks and likes attitude. That is an insane take. I think it might be that the guy is not afraid of you. at all.

And so the reason Dick Sabin's players rarely did this was... Did you see we got a Big Sabin documentary coming? No, I didn't. It was like a six-party SPN. You know, like, this has to be whenever he signed with them. Yeah, got it. Got it. And boy, I can't wait.

About post-career or about the whole thing? I think it's going to be career retrospective, I would assume. Hopefully they do the dolphin stuff in there and stuff. I bet they'll do a little bit. Yeah. The Sabin Billichick documentary on HBO is so good. It's set for the part where Sabin looks at the camera every time he's talking. He's just supposed to be having a natural conversation.

Belichick never once looks at the camera. They're breaking bread. And then Saban will look up at the camera and start talking about it. That is weird. Like, dude, it's supposed to be behind the scenes. It's you guys in the living room with your husky. Yeah, but the media is there. Would we like to do a chat check?

Absolutely. Is it time? Then we'll go game. Don't want to have a little game. Jake will watch Ricky Martin. Yeah, I've got to get it in before Ricky. He bangs. Do you want to do the game first and then?

Oh, no, we got time. Okay. Yeah, we're good. Let's check the chat. It will be brought to us by Community Mechanical. Look at that. He got on peptide so he could lift all the HVAC units himself. That's right.

Throw him around like... Wait, what's the community website? CommunityDFW.com. Okay, that's right. Intern Henry. All right. This is the YouTube chat? Yes, sir.

We got an update on our podcast conversation. Apple did not invent the podcast. The term actually comes from an article in The Guardian, released in 2004, apparently 10, before Apple even supported the format. Oh, all right. We also got a mini-update. Tyler Loop is from Louisville. Okay.

And then this is a big one for people that are usually with us for these game streams. Someone said, y'all finally got the volume right on Jameson's piano, by the way. Oh, look at that. It's only week three. Every year. A little better.

Go, T.C. Clayton. Do you call that a piano or a keyboard? This would be a good time for Jameson to just kind of mess with his audio setting. Just to kind of keep everyone on the show. And then Ron said, I wish we could roll back the hands of time to when T.C. and Jake had John McAfee on a video chat while on the run. It's a highlight of my career.

That's crazy. For sure. It was really weird. What's your take on that? Is he still around or? Definitely not. No. Definitely dead.

He's an insane, intentional seeking person who... Yeah. He set everything up to try to make it so that people keep talking about him while taking the easy way out and killing himself. It's working because we're talking about him right now. I also think that... It's worth talking about huge shit in women's mouths, Kevin.

His level... You do that, you become immortal. Of ability to drink and still be, like, really sharp was... He was my hero. He was fucked up all the time But he was just like Also I'm the smartest person you'll talk to all year The fact, yeah

The fact that you guys had him on your show is Pretty next level It's one of those things That's like Peter Thiel coming on The Dumb Zone or something You know like what? Three years for him to not be the most famous Maccalfee Yeah

It's true He did come out Trying to out freak Jake Like from the start Like I don't remember how Thailand came up but he seemed to be like having disdain

that Jake had not had sex of the transsexual in Thailand. Yeah, a guy had been there and seen some of the stuff and he's like, that's it. Didn't know I was talking to children. What a legend. Last thing, we had something for Caitlin, but she is not here right now.

We'll wait on that. We'll give that to her before the third quarter. The moon changed that she had to go outside. Yeah, yeah. It pulled her out there. Or she wanted a full moon, so she went outside so she could make it full. Like a magnet. Which does make seat level higher.

Interesting. Just on some parts of the world. All right. So, yes, Kent's, of course, we know Kent's formerly of my favorite Cowboys podcast. But they shut its doors. RIP. RIP. Don't like that.

Don't like that one bit. I realize the only reason I'm here is because you thought we'd still be doing it this year So I'll take it That is why, yeah I didn't even realize it was gone I was penciled in already And then it's like

Do I pull out the eraser? That's too much work But now he is of my My favorite movie podcast Mad About movies Oh, thank you And I am part of the MAMFAM Well, thank you

Good to have you Dan Need you get you on the show I'd love to come on the show I'd probably be better on one of those ones where you look at old movies. Yeah, yeah. Which you were, you intimated to me that you ripped Kingpin. I said I like Kingpin, but where it always loses me is when they spend an hour in Amish country for no reason.

I think I agree with that take. It felt like, hey, we want to make a bowling movie and the Farley's were like, yeah, but we really want to do an Amish parody. They're like, what? Why not both? And then the Amish thing in the end has nothing to do with the ending Because Woody Harrelson still bowls at the end But you ended up giving it a B Yeah, I like it.

It's funny. It's funny, got some great stuff. Murray's great in it. But it's not like dumb and dumber to me or anything like that. That's not at that level. So you've recently rewatched Dumb and Dumber. Oh, yeah. Okay, because I recently redid Dumb and Dumber and I thought,

what was I thinking? Man, to me, Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumb and Dumber holds up. The crowd. Oh, no. They don't like that? Better than most hilarious writing, super funny. I need to go to a theater.

Jim Carrey's not like Jim Carrying everywhere. Yeah. And IMAX. Trenchco. Because I sat next to Jake watching Coming to America. And it was very humbling to me. Yeah. Because I had told him how great it was going to be.

It was never good. Yeah. Some of the Eddie Murphy stuff is. And it made me think of when, back when T. was an intern long ago, and we had him watch Caddyshap. That's a gist of shit. Nothing hurt me more than when he back,

he came back and reviewed it. I like Caddyshack. I thought I was, like, doing him a big favor. I'm only to allow you to watch this piece of gold. How old were you when Caddyshut came out? Me? Oh, too young to see Caddyshire. Oh, yeah.

Okay, because for me... I wash it like as soon as I could, type of. I remember leaving high school, my senior year, to go see old school when it came out. So we're like over 20 years out, and I swear to God that movie holds up. Oh, yes. So in 24, is that going to change? No.

In my head, will it? Like, coming to America did? It's, like, hard to imagine anyone liking Caddyshack at the time. No, that's not true. Like, I've run into enough guys that do. No, because, like, I really think somebody made this point today, like, on a clip posted of the Blues Brothers. They're like, what is funny about this? I totally agree.

You kind of had to be. There's no joke. So dumb. Like it's a big guy he's dancing. Right now. It's another one that I liked as a kid. I still think it's funny. But like, you know, this isn't forever, but like, if you're the kind of person that likes airplane, you still like airplane.

It's, yeah, it holds up. Jappy. There's, it's, it's, I recently rewatched airplane. It's a lot. It's like, slow down. There are jokes. Yeah, I think it has to do with more. But caddyshacks more of like these personalities are just vibing out at a golf course rather than like jokes are being written and delivered, you know.

Yes. Which old school is hilarious still. I agree. It holds up really well. Did you watch the new naked gun, Dan? No, I heard it was good. So funny. With Pamela Anderson.

I loved it. I heard it was awesome. Somebody told me that. But I also liked the old ones. It is halftime, so don't forget to grab yourself a nice pizza. and they'll make one for you, throw it in a to-go box. I'm going to go down and do that right now. Cannot stress enough that these people can hook up your holiday or work party or whatever.

Pilf cater. Do you guys want one while I go down if you're going to do the quiz? Yeah. I'm good, but you guys pizza that up. I'd kind of like sausage to go for all. Saucers to go? I'll do the same. Saucid?

Yeah. Real sausage? Yeah, the big sausage pizza? Real. Is the plant-based sausage? Is pilf like milf? Is it just a? a pizza you want to finish i like finishing he said he tells his mom pizza i like to finish yeah so

that's what we're going with it's j it's j so yeah yeah milf's like milk he's full of bids oh my gosh so yeah uh yeah two sausage okay you don't even have to bring it up here if for no other reason then to have the pilf van parked outside your house uh call pilf catering yeah can we can why are will Oh, my God. See what wire will brought? Oh, my God. Okay, we shouldn't be doing that. It's fake sausage.

Yeah, demonetized. Yeah, fake sausage. Thanks, Will. Where did we, we just had that on hand? You can't have that on a screen? You can't have that on a screen? The dog ran in with it. He's like, oh, gosh.

I love how it's the one with a suction cup on it, too. Mounted. Mounted. Like, who's doing it? What with that? You go to a WNBA game. You need me to explain this? Like an average consumer, non-professional artist is affixing the dick to the wall.

Yeah. And, like, fucking themselves with it. That's like what percent of people? I mean, I just feel like the demand is not there, unless you're a pro. I think you're kind of telling on yourself then. I may be. I feel like it's pretty common. Dildo, one thing.

Vibrator, one thing. Stick on. Stick on the wall. You don't want to do the work, you know? You just kind of move around. Maybe pretend it's somebody. Who needs a deal when you get the Rick and Guard halftime show with...

I've already come twice. This guy has the experience in this category. Did that say with Pete Sampras? Who's the other guy? Yeah, yeah, Pete Sampras. Pete Sampras. Pedro Sampiano. Oh, sorry.

You know who wishes they had pill? Who? Oh, look. Dewey has posted the social... The media bill and... That crossed the foodie CK timeline. That doesn't look bad to me. That's what I eat for dinner every day.

This just looks like a standard meal prep. Well, these spoiled Cowboys reporters are used to delicious mac and cheese. The dot on the end, he's like so pissed right now. They're used to prime ribs with all the fixings. This is good food. What are we talking about? Yeah, I would be, I'd eat that right now. Some good rice.

Dude, I pulled it again last night, Friday night, Clayton. I ordered a peanut butter ice cream. cream cake from melt and had it delivered to my house. Oh my God. First down. Who's doing it like this? Milk. The crust is chocolate,

rice crispy treat. You have to understand that that... Culture. Okay? Calm down. You have to understand that meal that... We just saw a minute ago is the worst meal they've ever had.

They are used to... Just incredible dining at the star. So we have a game to do too, by the way. Just jump in here whenever you want. I think it's really weird when people complain publicly about free stuff. It's so odd that there's not a thing that goes off. Yeah, you're getting paid to be there. Where it's like, oh, this was free.

I just won't complain about it. Was he complaining or was he just observing? I think it's observing. Being paid to be there, free hotels, free food. Did we do the quiz yet? All right. This game, we get some game show music, Paul. Hey, Paul.

This game is called Dallas Cowboy or winner of American Idol. Okay. Well, you tell me, KT, is this a former cowboy or winner? Winner, not like Pop 5. A winner. Winner. I guarantee you Tyrus. Winner of musical competition show American Idol.

That's a type of one that would play. Good pool. All right. First up, we've got Jamal Roberts. Oh. Former cowboy or winner of American Idol. Are we going in some order? Do we just shout out?

It's for KT. It's just for me. He's Cowboys expert. Do you host talking about them Cowboys? I don't. If you get three strikes, you're out. Okay, I would say Jamal Roberts was a winner of American Idol. That's what I'd go with.

Yeah. Good answer, good answer. Jamal Roberts, winner of season 23 of American Idol. So you wanted me to think that Jamal is a name of an NFL player. I'm just saying that. You guys are your racist tendencies. One for one. Let's go.

All right. But then his own racism bit him in the ass because he forgot, wait, black guys can sing too. Yeah. All right, here we go. Former cowboy or winner of American Idol, Caleb Johnson. Same little game we're playing here. So that's a current cowboy, but I think... I think Caleb with a C...

No, Caleb Johnson plays with the Packers. I've got my team mixed up there. Caleb Johnson, American Idol. Caleb Johnson. Winner of Season 13 of American Idol. Oh, hey. He's two for two And he make it three for three

I'm sure like maybe dancing with the stars is like this too But what other examples are there of like American Idol was the biggest thing in culture For like three or four or five years And it's just still been on for 20 more years That's the joke here Yeah But also

I remember that my youth was consumed by my parents Watching American Idol And like voting And think about how much your life you would think your life would change. If you want, if Jake, if you won American Idol, you'd be like, I'm set. I am good for, you know, yeah. You're waiting on.

No one. No. All right. Former cowboy or winner of American Idol. Noah Thompson. Noah Thompson is a former cowboy. Deep Snapper. Noah Thompson, winner of season 20 of American Idol.

I thought you host a sports talk radio show. Not really. Dude, this is why you're on country talk. Five minutes of J.O. We got shotty. We'll give you one last chance, KT, to redeem yourself. Angelo King. Former Cowboy or winner of American Idol.

I think that's Blake's friend, right? Angelo King. Let's get an American Idol winner. Angelo King. Season 12. Dallas Cowboys linebacker, 1983. Ooh, deep in the bag. It's a good game.

That's a good game. Two for two. And we got Watt taken over for Tony Romo forever. I think it may be happening. I feel like Romo needs just put Romo on some other station. Like is he going to never broadcast a game again? They're just going to hand him off and make you do. You think he's done?

Oh. Oh, yeah. I think they're just going to demote him. J.J. Watt's pretty good, though. It's weird to be like you got drunk and we think that's bad, but only bad enough to make you on the second most famous broadcast team on our network. Also, there's no way that the contract says you can pay him less if he's on a other team. Like you're not paying 18 mil the year's second team.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, they've got to. You're setting it up to where you can't be replaced. There's got to be some kind of. Let's set the tone here. His agent's got to get him out of it and get him over to ESPN or something. I don't know.

I would say this is a big possession for old shoddy. Yeah. House divided there, Brazil. Have you seen primetime yet, Kent? I have seen primetime yet, Kent. Wow. How was it already? I loved it.

My wife and I, all right, my wife was one to see it pretty bad, so we went and saw it. I don't know, Thursday night, Friday night, one of those. Loved it. And I hope you do a review on the Dumb Zone, KT. D.C. You saw it? I mean, T.C. It's great.

Yeah, they can't do it. David, Robert Pattinson's dope. He's so good. Yeah, Jake, go ahead and block an hour off this week for prime time talk. He's great, and, like, Gazondo's got almost the bigger role. Skyler. He was... Big-time Gazondo, and I knew, like, she'd been mentioned around it, but I didn't...

She's not in the previous... Phoebe Bridgers is, like, the girl that's a boy. The Deke way. Yeah. Like, there was, I remember the lady. Yeah. Did they call her Del? Her name's Del.

No, Del's not... Her name's Del. in the movie. Oh, then it's Del. Yeah, she went on to be head of, I love the fucking call. Yeah. And, boy, I, she went on to become head of security for Twitter for like four years. Oh, really?

Wow. I kept up with her whole career because she was like the most interesting person involved to me. Yeah. Dude, you know who was? She comes, they play her as like the wisest, like the only sane regular person. That's crazy, dude. Yeah. That's exactly how it, that's crazy.

The dude they got to play the main perverted justice guy with the beard. Oh, perfect. Like, I thought it was the actual guy. I was like, did they just get the real perverted justice? Yeah, the idea that these are the guys stopping perverts? Yeah. Oh, big block. Didn't help, but.

He laid it down. Oh, Kyle Hamilton's like, ow. Chris Hanson getting real loud about this movie and then promoting that he's got a documentary coming makes me think he doesn't like what's happening because he wasn't a big guy. It's true. Man, he went opening night. It's not anywhere near as much of like a hit piece is. It's not that bad. Then what's he doing?

It's not like a glowing review about how cool he is. He wants like, he goes so big. He thinks there should be like a movie movie. An offenheimer about him. About what he contributed to media and how great it was. Which really comes across in the movie. Yeah.

You can see in the documentary that he's like. this, dude. He just murdered. That's what I'm saying is that that was set up for him to just, it's not really a crack, but if the dude's not looking, you're fucked. He didn't really seem to understand why people would be upset with it. Yeah. Like he was not, he didn't get it.

Did I get too many perverts off the street? That's your problem? All right, what's going on? I'm back. Open the half with a deep crosser to Pickens, 15 yards, second play. Stuffed Run, Spanford, destroyed. It's like Hamilton got a stinger. Oh, wow.

I'm reading lips. He got hit very hard. It's just a stinger. He'll be back. By a span? Yeah. Wow. He hits.

Was it not Leapke? Oh. Let's go, Dak. Here we go. That's the one. Here we go. That's two. In his hands.

Most mediocre ones there is. I can have thrown that better. That's the most Dack face. He's slowed down when it came out. He is legitimately playing as well as he's ever played. Yeah, I don't think he meant Flannoy. He's just, but he's pushing the ball. He's getting it right where it needs to be.

He's not the problem. Lid's coming from a. Nice. We're in go for it. Oh, kick it. He knows. Field monster. Look at the field.

Look at the field. I feel like he would do with that because he knows they're going for, right? This would be a 64-yarder. 64-yarder, that's right. Do you want to do it on this turf? At sea level? No, we're going for it. What did he hit in pregame, Tracy?

It's a right goal. They're going for it, and they're going to get it. This is where Tracy Wolfson has to know what he was making in pregame. Are we playing the play clock here? Better not be. No, they're going. The shoddy classic. Wide open.

Wide open. Classic Cowboys football. They know they got a score to win. They're protecting him pretty well. Double cook. First team to 50 gets it. Quick look around the league. They just carted Trent Williams off in San Francisco, proving once again the substation is real.

Damn. Wait, who what? Trent Williams got caught off. That story of him in Washington is weird, crazy stuff. What is it? when they like misdiagnosed like a brain tumor something? Yeah, yeah, there's some. It was bad, man.

Union grievance or something, but I guess I don't know the full details. Yeah, like when he left there, it was like a, he wasn't medically clear because of like a knee injury or something, but they caught a tumor that they didn't diagnose correctly or something. They're like, he'll take this low, low, low ball contract off. Yeah. With that brain? It was a weird, weird year.

I was doing a pod that year with DeAngelo Hall. Of course, yeah, as one does. That guy is a character, man. Just take a lot of fun. There you go. There you go schooned. He slid before the marker. Yeah, that's not a first down.

Now it's a third and one where they can play action. Time for this. It's fine. Very convincing play action. I'm not taking a shot on him getting hit, even if it's a penalty. Yeah. No, he'd far. fall apart. Last time he did his muscle came off his leg, guys.

I just am thinking about how many dads across the Metroplex had linched fist over this. Oh my gosh. Get the first down. He'd ended up on his back. I don't know, man. Yeah, I saw Dante Moore yesterday and I'm saying don't even test it. You see that then? Oh, yes. That's a nice play call. Uh, it's going to make a miss. Yes! He's a fall forward guy. Terrible tackle. Shout he's over just like we drew it up.

up. If you just want to put them over there or something, I'm not going to need it right now. Who had the dildo pizza? You guys want them in the fridge? No, that's good where it is. I appreciate it, though. As any good electrician can. Oregon's quarterback got his head taken off. The kid from USC got up and started, like, celebrating. Yeah, but he didn't see him.

You got to give him that, right? What do you mean? I feel like it was like an intentional. I only looked at it a few times. I enjoyed the christen. Ham's halftime thoughts. Do you say he... Oh!

Oh, Christ! No, there's no way. There's no way. That's absolutely a fumble. Please. Why did they... No, that's a... That's a fumble.

There's no way. I don't think so. I don't think you had it. What do you think? Could be incomplete, right? What do you think? What do you think? I don't know.

What is the league one? They're very confident. Are these... What will make computer man? Yeah. No! No! A computer.

I feel like he bobble. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Is that a football move? I mean, competent refs should call it a fumble. Oh, no. That's close, man.

You should call it a football secret. That would the open field. I feel like that's getting called it complete. But, dude, definitely. They should, they're taught. Call that a fumble and fix it in review. So that's what they should do. Are those Brazilian refs?

You know? I know. I know his name is Hussie. Oh, it's hussy. It was old hussy, yeah. I hear it on my way over here every time. I get to hear the broadest ref report. I like it.

I do, too. I'm like, what do they call? What is this ref like to call? You'll know, dude, there are some referee crews where you're like, okay, this game, this noon game is going to end at 4 o'clock. Like, we're having a ref show. That's crazy. Sean Hockely loves some TV time. Do you want to show off for their wives?

I bet if we could find that audio. Call Blanino up. Get him on. Oh, no, he's doing a show. No, he worked earlier. I can text you. What's up, Dan? What would you join?

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Today, if you hit too hard, right? They hit too hard. 15 yards, throw him out of the game. They had that last week. I watched for a couple of minutes. When was this? When he was 10 years ago, he was talking about the reps just on TV. What's the ruling?

One, two, football move. A fumble. Yeah, good goal. Was that a fumble? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, they're... And the route is on.

They're in trouble. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Des, it's not happy. I bet Gene Hove... I think they can hang in this game. I don't think they'll win, but I don't think they're going to lose 35 to 16. Well, they cover three and a half, is the real question.

I think they will. I still think they will. Good spot right here, though. They're not getting absolutely ran over, like... Not at all. No. If it's a one-score game with two minutes to go, they're fine. We're doing the wave.

I think Shottie's mate. Are they doing the wave? Yeah. Hell yeah. It feels like the sort of thing that... I do. Asian and... Weird handoff?

It was weird. What if we throw it? Latin American fans would love. I hope not, man. I want to think more than that. This was weird. Are they having trouble just standing up? Is that what's going on?

No? Well, Mar just kind of thought the play was going somewhere else. Quinn and tackling that guy with a guard in front of him, Jason. Yeah, this is the best game he's played. It's too bad. The Packers are going to give that top five pick to the Jets.

It's hard to find. You have too much Kavanaugh-Brain from working with him for too many years. No, no, no, I'm not saying. No way, believe. No, my take is that it's bad business in general. Michael Parsons. To chase something with assets that you got for something

because you're impatient. They traded for Quinn and after they lost on Monday night football. I could see the argument for just it's a bad idea to let the moment dictate your decisions that are going to have long-term impacts. But if there is an endgame in mind that you're trying to build something

and this can help you get closer to that, then I almost see it as like they're doing it because they needed to because they fucked up before for years. But who are we talking about? You know they don't have an end game. No, but I do think they go through these... They have a few people on staff who do.

They go through these cycles where they're going to get caught up on how the league works, and I think they're getting quicker to it. And I think they have good scouts. They always have pretty good talent. I don't like trading picks. I don't like trading picks you just got because you were emotional about something, and then you got impatient. But that's all the thing is, like, there will be a time when if,

assuming Stephen gets the team... Can I get a water? Right? Because it could, you know, Charlotte could see what... going on in Indianapolis and be like, hold on here. Not so fast. But if Stephen gets the team, he's immediately going to hire a GM. He knows. He doesn't

want to do that. Like, he knows. Yeah, I was talking about this. It's interesting. He already doesn't. Yeah. But like he doesn't want to take the crap. Any time there's a negotiation, the agents like, yeah, we haven't talked to Stephen in two years. Yeah. I think people,

I think Cowboys fans are naive to the fact that if Jerry's gone, that Stephen's just going to All right, let's bring in a GM. Let's bring in all the... I think it's going to be the exact same way it's been set up. Kanye Rosa, last call. Everybody good? Last call downstairs?

Last call. Yeah. Sure, you're right. Should we take care of our team down there? Yeah, I'll take care. People don't know this unless we bring it up, but... Ken's job with the Cowboys for like six or seven years, he was able to hear all of the sideline mic dubs from all of the games

and all of the draft room audio for... That is true. I do have a lot of... Ten hours a day. A lot of context. Not the ten minutes they put out that's, like, cleaned up. Yeah. Well, I mean, you spend so much time around these guys when you're on the road, when you're at the owner's meetings, when you're at the combine, you know, you just kind of...

You get a sense of how these guys are, and I just think Stephen is about as confident as they come, you know? And not in a bad way, because you need to be confident when you're doing that job. but I just don't think that if Jerry wasn't here, that Troy Eichman would be walking through that door next day. I just don't. What about Mike Vrable post-coaching? The only way it happens is if... Machota just told us Stephen Jones that Brable were, like, very tight,

and he was surprised he didn't end up here. I can see that. That's where Jerry comes in, right? Yeah, Jerry would not hire Mike Bray. But I still think at the end of the day, It's Stephen. It's going to be the Jones's family and the system they've set up. There's no reason for them to change anything drastically.

He could name Will McLeigh, the GM. I feel like the Cowboys are a, to put it in a movie, like, reference or something like that. I think the Cowboys are a film franchise that every movie is 40% on Rotten Tomatoes, but they all still make a billion dollars at the box office. That's pretty good. You know? The problem. There's no, like, as long as you're making a billion dollars,

what reason is the studio to say that this isn't working? Because to us, it is working. I've already won best picture in the 90s. I've already shown I can do that. Another ball on the money. Yeah. The only thing I would quibble with, and this is most of my life, is I'm dedicated to the fact that it's more like a 60% on rotten tomatoes than 40.

Yeah. No, you're true. They'll tell you. Yes. But not, like, they're not. Like, they're not the critically acclaimed team. Sure. But at the end of the year, you add it all up and say, wow, that one made so much that.

More people saw that than anything. Well, sounds pretty good to us. We already won our Oscars. This is a run-down. So. I agree. Oof. Oh, my.

All the way. Up in the air. And in this game's an example. The Cowboys are never in the moments they need. need to do well, they're not an embarrassment. So you heard all the miced-up stuff? A lot of it, yeah. Does Cole Beasley use the word?

I have no clue. I have no, no. You know what, the players, honestly the players, we never really miced up the players much. That wasn't really until I left, they were doing, you know, a lot of NFL films, hard knocks, things like that. But which really, like when Garrett was there. When Garrett was there, our access was pretty limited. And the stuff we were able to do, sometimes, you know,

Garrett wasn't always psyched about us getting Zeke to eat cereal shirtless and put it on social media, things like that like we were doing. Having sting the wrestler, like, do bits with the players and stuff, that was not Garrett's speed at all. But, you know what, to his credit, he let it happen and kind of turned the other cheek. That's how you get to put his head down. 80 and 80 record. Yeah.

That was as simple as JJ Yard. Not saying it. Circling two safeties and saying this is going to be a run play. And then Tyler Gritz and said, I'm good. But why, I'm not used to them doing mid-drive changes. I mean, I guess it was a long run. Pickens had his mouth guard by the, by the judge. Oh, yeah.

Was he tipping it again? Was he tipping pitches? Probably. Four down territory or Brandon time, because it's third and long. Run it and get it to be. Well, it. Well, if it's brand of time, you need to pick up five more yards. And then kick it.

Don't get eight yards, you go for it. I always get the first down. What a fuck? What a catch. That's all dirty. Well covered. That's why he doesn't block. Yeah, I mean, we're netting out.

That is awesome. All of it. I'm going to see the other angle. Let me see him running towards a game. Just fights us. The laziest route. You kind of lull them to sleep. sleep a little bit.

And went behind him. Yeah. That's crazy. That's a great ball. He never even touched it with the other hand. That's a hell of a throw. No, but I think I've told you this before, but I think he'd be okay. I'd be sharing this story.

But like when my brother got to Tulane, like the level of usage of the word by everyone. Oh, yeah. You told me that before. He adopted. He had a pass. Bob Toledo. It was pretty, it was shocking. You told me that before, which makes me.

me wonder, so certainly before that era, white guys in locker rooms. That means now Jason Garrett was a white guy in a locker room. Possibly. It's not like that, dude. So what was the... If I'm being serious, impossibly. I would actually

say that what happened here was the hip-hop culture of normalizing that word to white people. Yeah. And like, especially in Louisiana. So there was a little time period? Yeah. Like, except Offensive holding on Tarynsteel.

My rehab, they'd have people from all over the country, and I can tell you there were 100% pockets of the country. And they got 13 of it back on. And you could do that as a white. And Louisiana is one of them. This is easy money right here. Easy. Oh, blocked.

Like easily blocked. One on him. Yeah, easily blocked. It counts as a miss, though. I know, but that's not when he has to feel bad about. Somebody does. Got it off. The whole left side caved in.

Who was the holding call on that ruined the game? Steel. Jeez, dude. That did ruin it. We were talking. They ruined the whole game. And I was him again messing that up. We had that big helmet.

That's why he blocked it. So holding and then Terrence Steel lets the field goal get blocked. Damn. The Terrence Steel Drive. Remember that one for the 2026 Cowboys season? Now. For the quick recap, the 30-minute recap, they show an NFL network before the season starts. Where they only talk about the wins, they never talk about the losses.

Teams went through? Yeah, because you're just going to pick. build the next year. Like it was a big year, Tennessee Titans with the number one pick. No, okay. We need to know about the Terrence Steel Drive in the Baltimore game in Brazil because that's the turning point of the entire season. Well, you know those, like, those NFL films presents,

recap things. They'll do them every season for every team. So if your team was one win, NFL film still has to make a 30-minute. Yeah. The 2027, Cleveland Browns. The team of the future, looking ahead, you know, go back and watch all the Cowboys ones from when Campo was the coach. The Cowboys ones are easy.

They're like, oh, it might not have been their game this week, but next week they're, you know, they just have to. That's like insulting my intelligence as I was a sports fan. Like, I can, if my team was trash last year, they should really treat them like they played like track. I think they should say that in there. They were terrible. And don't drop it in August when I'm like hungry for football.

Yeah. You don't even need it to be. fake exciting, but the league is owned by the owners. And the owners, you know, they're not going to let you. Where did you find that fake NFL film's voice that was in the intro? I use 11 Labs. That was incredible. I thought it exactly like the...

I got fake Blake, too. So, dude, that's amazing. You're the one out here. You're the one out here who's trying to kill us all in the next decade. Yeah. You're the one who's drying up all our water resources. You're the one creating extra genders. I feel the same way about...

AI as I do guns, which is that I don't think they should be legal, but if they're going to be, I'm going to have one. Like, so I'm going to use it. I'll burn down a village. Like guns, it's going to have its uses, you know, that are positive. How much does this sound like our producer? Tonight, from Forever the Sickest Kids and Chase Daniels YouTube channel, Kent Garrison. Oh, that's funny.

And from 92.5, Lone Star and the Haymaker Network, it's a little kind of nasally high-pitchy, but it sounds like Blake on of like in his bathroom or something. I will tell you the title of this voice on 11 Labs is gay young Blake. And it's been downloaded so many times. Yeah. That's honestly amazing.

I got shoddy because I did, we did shoddy. Yo, what's up? It's shoddy. Dude, that's wild. You have to train it a little bit of like, you can. Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh, dear. I'm really gone. Oh.

He's not to say. I bet we can get off the field here. Caleb ain't going to be flexed. John Daigle? If Caleb meets him 20 yards deep? Not a favorable matchup. How is Derek Henry this fast still? When two other guys are on him, and he runs a new zone.

How old he is? Caleb will flex. What a grief. Do you hear Emmett being asked about if he's going to break the record? And Emmett was like, yeah, I think you can. We'll back him up a little bit here. So up to this drive,

hosting the ran. Their EPA per play, Kevin, would have put them about in the middle of a week. I feel like this has been a way better than expected defensive game. Yeah, oh yeah. This is playing, like, competitively. Shoot yourself in the foot on offense.

Is a dick shot. Love getting the makeup call there after the Terrence Steel hold. We're good. Well, maybe. Those are both penalties, actually. It's good. Yeah.

I mean, I just feel like makeup call. Don't pay me with a fucking IOU and a pre-snap penalty. Give me something that helps. First at 15 barely, you know. No, true. Especially when you're going to tackle like that. Just dog shit. Dog shit.

Somebody got pinned hard. What is it with the Cowboys, though, in the last? Hard, hard, feels like, you know, post-Garrett. It's just been like, if we, We could just stop the run, we'd be fine. And we just every single year they can't stop the run. That is why I, when they trade for Quinn and Clark and draft linebackers, I'm not going to complain too much. Yeah.

Yeah. You just think one of those years would be like, yep, we can stop the run, but nothing else worked. It's never that. I can never stop. I hope he burned a time out. Yeah. Run another one. I hope they decide to throw the ball.

Even if it creates a big play, I'd rather them throw, give us a chance for a pressure. If they decide to run the ball, the rest of the game, they... You don't want to be predictable, Jake. It's true. Yeah. Every time they run it, Rishon Gary, he's fucked. I mean, we've... That's where you miss here.

Had the ball, the whole quarter. But the fumble and the... the bad stuff. I mean, just horrible. The holding penalty sucks because I feel like there hasn't been that many penalties. That was just one word. But hey, we got Rowdy hyving him up. El Routi?

Was that a Daniel Jones Colts jersey? No, that was Jackson Dard. Sorry. Get there. Oh, not the draw. Yeah. We had the worst defense set for that exactly. All due respect. I'm sure.

He'd probably give a smart-ass answer, but I'd love to know if, like, coming out of the huddle, Parker was like, hey, look for the draw. Because that's, like, the most obvious. Remember who he is? Obviously, in retrospect, but, yeah, that's a out-of-time-out call. A set play. It's going to stop.

It's going to be hard to keep him out here. Big push, big push. What are you doing? Scored a touchdown That was a really interesting red zone Chris Moore, former Saints Great Is he ever anything else? Was he ever a lion?

Sterling Moore That's former cowboy corner Man Bad news Missed opportunities Fake reverse in the back I can't stress How desperate the Texans are going to be next week

As the Cowboys have a long flight back from Brazil the 0-and-3 Texans next week. Are we looking at 1-3? I think they're packing it in. I think this game is not over. The game's not over. He used to think of pack it in. Cowboys might make the Super Bowl this year.

Nico Collins is back next week, T.C. I think the Cowboys are going to do what they did last year, which is we can still do this, and they're going to trade away future picks to try to figure this defense. Max Crosby of the 2-0 Raiders. They're going to go get a corner. They're going to go get a... What quarter is it?

Third quarter. In third. When do you win games? Do you win games? Oh, hey, Dan. No. You're right. Full heart.

Down ten? Something like clear minds. You're about to get the ball? Yeah. Rock hard. You're down ten. You're going to rock hard. Rock hard.

Can't lose. Bottom dead points? Yeah, man. That's still shot of him doing the bottom dead points. Dude, live last. Also, it ruins the continuity of the chant. Because you don't know what he's going to do. He's like, do we do it first quarter?

No. Do we do it's second quarter? No. Did we spot him a bunch of points? They're like, no. Wait. I think we did, but go back to the normal thing. That's the part of the speech where in Kingpin, they go off to Amishland.

Yeah. We did. Texts out of us forward. Took me out of it for a minute. But Randy Quaid, I mean, is just held up great. Hell yeah, dude. I learned last week that they, made a spin-off for Cousin Eddie.

Cousin Eddie had a spinoff movie. What? Yeah. Is it not Christmas Vacation 2? Is it something else? I'm not sure. Those came up the other day. Are you guys saying that you don't think

Randy Quaid has range? Randy Quaid had a time, for sure. Well, you, it was just Christmas. I'm saying 2026, love it. Randy Quaid is kind of... Dude. I like Kingpin a lot, but yeah.

I like Kingpin. I got you. I got you. I like it. You're killing it. Christmas vacation. to Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure. There you go.

Hey, reminder. D.C.? Where would they go if they made a third one? Canada. Japan. I assume, yeah, somewhere in Japan. Thank you. Is that where's that now?

No, no, that's just... You have a third one. That's a common trope I've noticed. Bad news bears. We're going to Japan by movie three. Niddy kid. Teenage turtles. I was going to say. Fred Willard was in this.

It couldn't have been bad, right? Caddy Shag. That is a many options. Maybe. No, I just wanted to plug the new merch again. We got the merch site up and fine. We're happy about it. We're excited.

com modeled by... Kent invented our new logo. Invented. Yeah. What can't he do? I like it. Where's the rim shot? You got a little patch?

He should have his own. Modeled by consortium members. That's right. Dumbzone consortium members. The whole back row. At Qualis. We have community mechanical. We have Plum Quick here.

We have Wire Will. What are they singing? Excuse me, what? Simplified technology, sorry. ST. What do you like to call it? Simplified technology. Some Brazilian anthem, I'm guessing.

Tomorrow is Simplified Technologies Day. Yeah. I want to know what they're saying. It'll be STD Monday. Wow, he liked it. Thumbstonemerch.com. I did look it up, though. It did monetize it.

The wave, although I realize it's not the wave, the wave is most popular in Latin America, in the world. That's terrible. That makes sense. Why? Sea level. They just like bits. They love bits. They love bits.

They like dogs. That's what I'm saying. I bet they see Rowdy and they're like, well, Mascota. That's a real guy. Bee costumes. Routy with tits. We're taking this one, bud. Oh, oh, oh.

They should have a row. How have they've not done that, if anybody? Rowdita. What if it's just Rowdy who, routed it? You know, identifies in a different way now. My good friend, brother, one of the news that'll be here tomorrow. His name is Roy, and he has, they're from Arkansas. He has an aunt named Royetta.

That's nice. Oh, yeah. Very aren't. I like that. I like Roy Lee, too. I knew some Roy Lee's. Stick with it. Certainly I've told you. Stick with it.

Get home. Oh, yeah. What if we went tempo but kept running the ball? What if we moved? What if we picked up the pace a little bit? Have I told you about Waynet? Yes. Yes, yeah.

Actually, yeah, I think ours didn't even have that much pressing. They just were like, no. We had a Richard. Oh, I'm going to have been a call. Down the street for my grandpa. Richard Rachel? Yeah. Richard in the daytime.

He's a truck driver. Oh. Rachel. Oh, okay. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh, that's a backward path.

Backward pass. Backward pass. Backward pass. It's not a backwards pass. Oh. Right goal. Why? I'm just saying to get rid of it in that situation.

Just let's just lift and another down. He went hard. But it did. Let's take a look at the angle. It was very dangerous. Ferguson was on it. Oh, yeah. That's backward

Pretty backward Pretty backward That feels like Pretty close Talk to the refth That was furiously signaling incomplete Don't worry guys Gene has this

Excellent angle Thank you Very helpful right there Awesome Let's put you on Nicole Brown case It's just dog shit evidence there Yeah of course

Yep Catch it Right again Wow That was pretty telegraphed, wasn't it? Yeah. This is what I'm saying. These are plays...

That guy is pretty good, didn't he? That I feel like before the snap exclude pickings, yeah. Lamb, and they're not running plays. It feels cute. What is the point of that? It does feel.

I hate to say it, but... She's got dogs. Just let him be dogs. You don't have to scheme it up, really. Glad Kyle came back from that stinger. They look concerning. Yeah, it's got to be, obviously. Just pick it up here.

Which is why you should maybe get by. Oh, my God. Let him play. Go. Flip game with the block. Oh. Wow. Territ steel.

It's got to be terrible. Unless it's a deck. Roque ones letting him know. Do you see that? See me? Cut that ball? Ha, ha, ha. Yep.

It is. Come on. Let's go. Pussy quarterback. Nice. The rain? Dude, he put that on a fucking rope while getting roughed. You cannot answer pussy quarterback to that.

This is a god, this is El Patriota. He is the Patriota. Look at this. Are you fucking kidding me, dude? And watch where this ball is. Watch where this ball ends up. I know, but he got hit after. That's insane.

Great pass, great pass, but then don't cry about it right after. Dude, if you're getting, that's a legitimate. Yeah, you're incorrect. It's not about the spiral. That fit there. Dude's a baller. With a dude in his face. Couldn't they save time if they brought out Brandon now?

I hate the short side. What did I hate it? Who's running this on even Madden? You're like I stay away from him. Short side, what are we doing? Now, if you're going to Turpin. Yeah. I could see that.

But if we're going to the guy who joined. You got a Tyler Goodson. Join the team on Wednesday. Sometimes it's just Goodson time. Yeah. Sometimes you just got unleashed the Goodson. He didn't even finish his training video on board. We're all chills.

Ouch. It's a fucking Adam West Batman. I love it. That was good. Damn, that is a giant, giant disparity. Not sure how descriptive that is. What was it? I didn't see.

Plays in opponent territory. Dallas was 35. Baltimore was 20. Uh-oh. On a rope. Go for two. Are we chasing now? I think it's too early to chase.

I think we're just hang. Got to go for it. Keep it close. You're fine. Fine, you're good. I'd kick him, assume Terrence still doesn't let three guys by him. Right. No guarantees there.

I don't think you need to chase now. Am I wrong? I don't. I'd have to work with a chart, to be honest. I think you probably go for it, but there's no chance they will. I think I want to take the chance. You have to go for him. I don't think you have to do this early.

I think it's too early. They are. They said Kevin's wrong. Yeah, I mean, get it. They said they don't care about what he thinks. I don't like the 2719. They said what could a Packers fan have to tell us? I know, right?

What if they try and draw them off signs? Ayo! Still wouldn't have done it. Double down. No, you're, you should, whatever you think is what you think. Well, I've always thought 10 minutes. Yeah, I think the way I think about this stuff is try to eliminate the time almost entirely, unless it's the end of the game.

Otherwise, I'm going for two every time. Yeah, that's right. No, there's going to be sometimes where... If my office is good, I go for two every time. Like, if I think my office is better than my defense. Like, always, like, here's who we're playing. My office is better than their defense this week. I'm going for two every time.

It's not even a question. But like, if we are playing everything in that, like, to me, there's a lot of things, too. I mean, they're a running team and they try to run the clock. I don't know. It's like, are you the kind of coach? who's good enough to design plays that win 50% of time or more? Yeah.

Or are you one of them dumb bitches that can't do that? Yeah. I think I'm in the first. Yeah. And then we're going for two all day. All right. Even more so when they pushed it back 15 yards or whatever the extra point was. We lived like a large portion of our life with them kicking 20-yard field goals for extra points.

That is horrible. If you just run mesh from a condensed formation, those linebackers will get lost. I'm with you on making kicking less a part of the game than it is. But you're a nice spade kicker, so you just kind of get it. Well, the kickoff's an example. I still think they can do something with the kickoff that's better than what they're doing. I could have liked the new kickoff. I've always said my dream would be to, I think I've said this on the Cowboys pod.

coin toss start the game whoever wins the toss gets the ball fourth and three most teams would punt you punt it or be a lot of trick plays that's interesting where it just creates some excitement at the beginning of the game

on what's going to happen here yeah on the 35 or something the onside kick rule I liked which was fourth and 20 fourth and 20 one play if you want to try to play for possession. And they have a database of how many fourth and 20s have been great. And you can find whatever the yardage is that matches the percentage that's a little higher than what onside kicks are now. It doesn't need to be crazy getable either. You'd have to have, it take you a year to to figure out how that data would actually,

because you only know how fourth and 20 behaves in a regular game. if you make it the first play of the game or after a kickoff like I don't know people might play it I would still do it I think in general we let convention prevent us from too much fun well yeah I mean we still have a 40 hour work this guy's fucking around

Ford Auto plant there you go 1920s yeah when is this ever worth it you know like bullshit who inspired you're slaves but that was that was a good one right yeah because it bounced out yeah of the thing I think I got this charge

here. Come on. I like the JJ Watt taking a tire and flipping it more than the Mark Sanchez get a work-in routine, get a workout in routine. To fight a security? It's like I might stab a guy. Yeah. That was just an all-time, hard knocks, cringe moment. It was like 2 o'clock in the morning, and he's out there flipping tires.

Gotta get this. I mean, also in our club's evening, I'm like, yeah. I will be better. All right. C.P.'s defense. Yeah. A good start, Dan. Not a good start, Dan.

20 yards? I didn't know. No, no. It was a divorce. But you went for two, so if you give up a field goal here, you still feel like you're in. Now, if you look at this 538 chart that I've had saved forever just because it seems like the math checks out. The chart on when to go for it? The one that they just did is one of the bigger advantages on the board.

being down four after the touchdown. No, but they were down five. So that one's even bigger. They were down five. No, they were down four. No. Because if they kicked, they'd be down three. No, they got the two.

It was 2419. Oh, I'm sorry. They were down five points, and the difference there is pretty substantial. But obviously, it's because it makes it a one-possession game. Oh, I thought they were kicking the... Oh, the Ravens have blown the much. So they would never have kicked... to go down only two.

They would not have made that choice, you're saying. Yeah. Because that'd be a ballsy thing to do. Since 2018, the Ravens have the most 10-point fourth-quarter leads in football. My question is, do you let them score right here to have a 10-point lead going into the fourth quarter? Dude, I saw that is a crazy stat. No, it's very real. I try and keep him out.

I saw. It's a real thing that somebody would let them do that? No, no, no. That their defense is like, it seems like a fan thing, but it's not. It's a cultural thing that got John Harbaugh fire. And then they did it last week. They have a whole thing that they're having trouble getting over of blowing fourth quarter leads. But it's really 10 points or more.

Like they've blown 13 of those since 2018, I think. But, you know, three-point leads. Yes. No one talks about those. That's John Harbaugh, right? Yeah, I mean. Well, it happened to mentor last week. The way they call games.

Henry, man, I hope you've got some good pulls, dude. Got a couple. That's right. We're at the quarter break, so we can check the chat in YouTube. And we also have one left over, I think, from our halftime. Henry, this one can be brought to us by PlumQuick. Robert over at Plumquick. What is it?

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All right. Yeah, we got one from the second quarter for you, Caitlin. Someone said that 14-year-old kid just saw a U-Haul and cross track parked out front

and new scissering was imminent. He was like, I think this is the window. I see a Subaru. It's got to be this one right here. And then we got one.

that we can add to the maybe be racist, may be true. Ladies be tripping. Damn. Snow Monkey said Lamar looks so much like young Samuel L. Jackson, I think is accurate. Well, I don't see that at all. Oh, I didn't. Well, they are both black. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, they all look like. Do we look like? I see it. Racist or true? I have one that might be more racist. I think he looks like a ninja turtle. I think his face. looks like some sort of cartoon character.

Samuel L. Jackson, though. It's kind of unspoken. It's kind of unspoken that we all thought Ninja Turtles were black, right? I mean, okay, I'm racist. No, I'm trying to think through it. I mean, listen, they're doing karate. They're doing karate. They have Italian names, right?

Italian? But they're not Gentile names. Italian American. What racist master? Well, I guess so, but more like a Protestant name, right? Their names are Leonardo, Michelangelo. That's not a Protestant name. That's what I'm saying.

They're not. Yeah, okay. That's my point. Their name is not John. If their name was John. Yeah, yeah. But they do karate. They have...

They're not black. It's a drawing. What else is it not? Is it not? Okay. Someone said, Racini is modern day Helen of Troy. Who?

Diana Rossini. Remember her? Ellen of Troy. Interesting. I don't know any of that. It's not really. I don't understand the... He was trying to get some of the good ones

and he found some other stuff. Oh, no, not Zay Flowers. Oh, no. Someone asked me to Hotbox's ball. This is very last year. Is Hotbox what? No, I want to hear it. Henry.

Being done. I don't care. I thought that was good. Which part did you like? The question of are the Ninja Turtles black? However we got it But we got there We got there

So what race was Master Splinter I mean that's pretty obvious dude I know That's well Do the Ninja Turtles drive Subaru Nah they're in like escalades Or some shilling them Well I think

Because what Clayton Or excuse me Caitlin is getting after Is they kind of talked like they were characters From like the movie kids Right like they were like New York Well they talk like surfers No

You don't think Cowabong is a That's definitely true That's a good point They talk what an adult Things are cool teens Talks like But that's the thing

It felt way more Urban than when you would watch Like Urban Obviously surf ninjas Urban is a good word for it Jake Urban That's uh three ninjas

Three ninjas That felt way more Cali bro Three ninjas Ninja content. I would have thought there was a 50% chance I was going to be a ninja someday. Is this the type of stuff they talked about on Ladies Be Tripping? Yes. Because when you were scrapping and clawing your way up the chain,

and then you find out they gave them that show. It was really tough. It makes you angry. And then I went to the fan, and they did, we're going to do a promotion called Fan Phenom. And we're going to interview a bunch of guys, and then, or gals. And then we're going to give one of them a part-time job. And I was like, fuck.

Dude, I'm doing weekend shows for free. Which is my fault for not knowing. No, I was, but I did a weekend show also. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, no, they're like letting contest winners come in and get paid to do weekend shows. And I'm like, I've been, like, driving to Burleson to do remotes at a car place and not getting paid for it because I didn't know you could get paid for it. I mean, Trippin. It's just.

T.C. and I were like 500. 500 podcasts in. We're like, do we get a weekend show? And he's like, no, but I'm going to put these women on. You know, Layla's like a big-time Chicago. Layla's legit. We're not talking about it. But that's like seven years ago, yeah.

No, this is three ticket chicks. Oh, okay. It was like a ticker person. I confuse her with the, the, when she messed up on air. This is three ladies. This is like 2011. They were ticket chicks. Okay.

Down in it. We were all crabs in a bucket, like trying to get air time. Surely if we had to put her time. That weren't as good as them. They did have a dynamic. Dead chemistry, yeah. Yes. I remember just like

one day Norm's going to retire. Dude, he's got like the whole show. Just all of it. Or close to it. That's the same as having the full archives of the entire Tripping. Ladies be tripping history.

Well, I just mean he's got more than the drop. So we'll take a check. Sounds like, we're all of you P1s has seen us out of events all the time. Definitely. One event in particular, Chelsea, Riley and I decided to hang out afterwards and chit-chat and gossip and do what girls do. I would prefer to not to hear this.

Well, our program director, Hat was there because this is a pretty big event. And we... This is supposed to like... Lobby stereotypical? Thank you, Dan. We have plays to make on the other end. We have football. We have Lamar.

Turn around there. Oh, can't even get past the line of scrimmage. This team made a inside the five, four down stand last week. Jake. It will not happen again, I'm sure. 28. Who's 28? Hey, let's put the wall for if you.

Ready Stewart in it? Field. But it can't open. Revels 29. That's kind of cool. Is it 28 or 26? It's kind of cool. Except as long as you run that.

Elijah Carter? No. I don't think I could have made it over that. After trying to make it up onto your deck. Back in the roster secondary guys. Oh, no. There we go. Good job.

The hardest two yards in football is through the middle of the Cowboys' defense. In Brazil with this turf. Yes. third and goal they're trying to eat the clock down to the two minutes ready 27 revel 28 Elijah so revel got revel okay

because they eat the whole clock if they just ran back what's Kobe Geron and around the perimeter of the field but not get tackled yeah just like lateraling it yes yes 13 minutes I missed the start Oh no

Oh That's three They're saying They're saying They say fumble Oh, okay Okay Aseraku's a little

confidence in that You sure? Right He's pulling a little Luca Take a look at it Derek Henry's still holding the ball Laying in the end zone

Ezeraku Pretty kind Wait a second It feels like he's down Word progress I don't know what you did call there Not enough to overturn it maybe Yeah

As we enter the tedious Whoa Okay sure Just it's close Sure Kent are you a secret agent guy Secret agent The Brazilian film

Yeah Yeah Yeah Dr. Mora Hey TC you know like this is This is not related But you know what I was thinking Like if you and I were a couple

Fogner. Everybody would still think I was a lesbian. You know what I mean? Yeah. It doesn't feel like a compliment. No, that wasn't a nice thing. I never said, I never started out. I was like, T.C., this is a compliment.

That's not how I started that. Let's just, uh. You can't just say it was a thought. Let's just, if we're talking, just, this goes forever into the room. I just look at the back of your head a lot, bro. Just try and say something nice, you know? You're also wearing a nice little. You're at the wrong place, bro.

I like your shirt today. I like your shirt. I like also adds to my point. Like, you know. T.C. I'm glad the white sucks made the playoffs, man. Sucks the Rangers. Being nice does not have to be gay.

Why would it be nice? It is. Yeah. No. And being gay does not. It just be nice. Yeah, no. Right.

I'm good. I got enough pizzas. T.C., you're beautiful. I wasn't saying you weren't, you know. You're saying I'm as a beautiful woman. I'm not a woman. I stare at the back of your head a lot, bro. You tell me you're watching foreign films now?

This is what I'm dealing with. The Secret Agents agree. It's so good. Really? I think it wasn't it best picture? It was nominated. I mean, they nominate too many now, but yeah. It was good.

I'll watch the Best Picture Noms. Same. The Secret Agent's a very manly film. Interesting. I was looking for a sample and a clip song last night. Ended up watching like 15 minutes of a black and white children's movie made in Portugal. And it was like... And you're coming on to me?

It just felt really weird. And I thought to myself, would I ever be able to just watch this in full subtitles? I don't think even... You came down at No? Yeah, I felt like I didn't get what was going on. It's kind of like the Blues Brothers thing is like... You're a city of God fan, though, right, Jay? Yeah, for sure.

Parasite? I loved that. Those feel like pretty universal. I feel like kids, it's hard. They just seem like little foreign kids. Yeah. They're not good at talking in the first place. put something extra on it's tough

that's kind of what I'm saying yeah no Brazil just looks so cool in the movie like it's about how bad it was to live under the Brazilian military dictatorship but I'm like man the banks look like the coolest place I've ever been like the movie theaters

the coolest place I've ever been you're telling me it was that bad yeah I'll get killed by the government and when I'm 40 if uh... there we go use a jean's note card to find out that he was short

a classic And then he does the cocky sniff In all times TC have you ever seen a blue as the warmest color? No Is it good? All right, well This is one of my key plays of the game.

Okay, that's the fourth and go. What are your... A Dan McDow Key play of the game. Can't get a fourth against the Cowboys. Only got to drive 94. Look at how far back Quinn and Williams

drove his man. That's, this is the Ravens. That's just men. That's just men being men. This is the big. There's taking so much time to set it up, you know. They couldn't have snuck that. There's no better team to play in the league right now.

Jayshon Barham is a baller. This is, he might be the pick of this draft, not Caleb Downs. I'm Tony, if you're chasing a team down in the fourth quarter, this is the best team you can play. They are. He's so predator. What a fine. The Ravens are absolutely, this is a mental thing. This is real.

I usually don't believe in that type of stuff. There's tangible evidence here that shows you they cannot win games like this. They don't give up a three-point game. It leads down. True. Can DAC take the Cowboys 96 yards? Doesn't need to. Long quarter.

Can DAC take the Cowboys 95 yards? Guess how much Dax making this year? 60, right? Guess how much? Do you know? 75? 20 million. He makes a dollar more than that.

80? 80 or something. 40. Guess how much he makes the year after that? 90. 120. 75. Yeah.

He ain't going anywhere. They're just pushing that money into the future. And now they don't even have Willard to hand things over to. You could not get rid of them if he wanted to, because A, no trade clause, B, he would tank your entire team. Go! Keep your feet. Come on.

What a throw. What a throw. What a throw. You need gloves. Dak has played his ass off today. Oh, the eyes to move the safety of the middle. What kind of stats would he have if he played every game? Give him $500 million.

He loves C-level. Yeah. This guy's recently divorced or split up, his baby mama or whatever is on Instagram talking trash. He gets to go to Rio. Yeah. She's getting fat. He's like, maybe. Hey, I'm just.

It's there. Where's the hot? B. Yes. Oh. Oh. Spamford. He just embarrassed.

Dude, you know what that was, T.C. That's the pontoon boat. maneuvering in open waters. No wake zone. This is so fun. Look at that. That's my favorite one. This is the best.

Those dudes ran into each other. They bonged helmets. It's like, oh. Can't you guys feel the momentum turning? Right now we have it. Tell me, JJ Watt. There's just... Oh, he's got to be hammering it.

And Brad and Dave are hammering it to an empty stadium. Are there people out there today? I don't think so. Okay. They're just calling against the stadium, right? They're at the star. They're at the star. Watching party at the star.

It's a watch party, yeah. The game broadcast is from? Yeah. The game broadcasts. Brad Day didn't go. Is the game broadcasts? But Blake said he was going to... The game broadcasts at the stadium.

Yes. The watch party's at the star. Okay. But, yeah, why wouldn't they just do the game broadcast? Open the stadium. I think the stadium has a poison. Deep shot. Damn it!

Oh! Whoa. The old slant route to the linebacker, you hate it. It's Piggins ball. That is a right in your hands. That might have been Dax's first bad play. It really was, ever? Of the game.

Told you. He's sitting at a quarterback rating of 150 until that play. It's mental, you know. Thank you, Hank. He's, uh. Ravens are losing this game, they catch that. But they're winning. They can't perform when they're ahead.

So stupid. Look at the pants. There's a real wheels-off-looking guy on TikTok that every time the Lions lose, he's like... CD! Oh, yeah. Double. He's like, if anyone in the Lions' organization could call me, I could teach you how to put the mental and physical together.

And I feel like the Ravens need to call him. Yeah. I feel like you need to send me this guy on TikTok So this guy's a guy's a great guy? This is a great drive because it's seedy and pick. It's amazing that Dan hasn't called him yet. Dang it. I mean, they might.

I might take them over any duo in the NFL, to be honest with you. Yeah, once you get that, it's about the one, too, you know. Who's even the competition? Yeah. I mean, Jamie's a good. Break that out now. Oh, little guy.

It's reflexion. That's the lead. We got that out now. That's what I'm saying. Give it to nine. Makes things happen. Go for three. The muscles look bigger on a little guy.

What time is it? It's turpentine. What's her story? It's just a big fan. It's Farnham's team at this point. Had a little PTO. Flew down to Brazil. Does she live in Brazil?

I know. She made the flight. She made plans. Do you see the article? Did she go from bare park to to Sao Paulo? Or is that the

jet sweep in the shoddy area that gained yardage? Resulted in positivity, maybe. How perfect can a kick be? Pretty good. Brandon's head. He's melting down. Is Brandon perfect?

Tortor crushing tonight. Probably. They brought Rowdy. Brad Shams sits by him till. Just think about how much cocaine you could snort with that extra large nose. Yeah, Barham's going to be good.

Rowdy was definitely out until 2 a.m. last night. Yeah, out tortoise crushing. Yeah, he wore the head. They need to have like an accessory to give him the bloodshot eyes. Exactly. Is he wearing a mask? I guess he is. Oh, there you go.

Oh, it is the stadium. Yeah, they're lit. They're with Brad and Babe and Blake. That stadium's not open, though. That's just on the... Burr lines out there throwing passes. the cowboy fans and breaks. Kind of a small crowd.

The guy from PILF catering when he was making my pizza, he was like, is Blake going to be here today? I was like, no. You can't deny the hive. No. My partner. Someday he'll meet Blake.

T.C., have you seen, ha-ha, you clowns? No. What is it? This isn't the place for it. It's kind of boring, but it's interesting. I thought about the bloodshot eyes.

Dirty. Oh. Tough, tough. Worth the risk. It is worth it. Worth the risk. You know what? I'll stay.

I'll be next time. Nine minutes. I was asked this the other day, though. I didn't know what to tell him. When do you start drafting a quarterback if you're the Cowboys? This year? I think you just got to keep winging it and fly by the seat of your pants. It's worked out for them before.

And also, it feels like the market has corrected a little bit where maybe you could Find somebody who's mid-career if you have a good enough team. Yeah. I don't know. I'd take that. Find you a baker somewhere? Trevor Lawrence coming off his deal or things. Get a out of that.

Kurt Cousins leading the two and o Raiders. Yeah. And a game-winning driver right now? Jackson Dart. Baker Mayfield when he's 40. As you guys detailed, they don't exactly have the picks to... Assuming they're terrible one of these years with Dak. If that happens, you got to do it.

How much fun would you? have if Baker were on the Cowboys. Oh, my gosh. Can you imagine thinking about a future quarterback when AI is going to kill us in 10 years anyways? That's what I'm saying. I got a three to five years. We got about five.

I felt that with him already. By the way. We're having fun. We're almost October. And no one's dead? No one's dead. That guy that knows about his Christmas is still going to have, still on track for a good Christmas right now?

I feel like it. Last Christmas, a guy told us that was going to be his last. Good Christmas is a lawyer. He was a lawyer, and he was like, my life is over. The law profession was going to vanish. And I found it convincing, but now that we are until October. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is their move now with the inside run just being stuffed over and over?

I think you've got to try it again. You probably do. Oh, oh, oh, boy, get out of here. Are you kidding me? I think you got to try it again. Do we have balls now? Dude, Barham just, he's a bull, dude. It's awesome.

It does appear to be a little bowl. Somebody got blown up. Is it a bone yet? It does seem like when they bounce it outside. He's kind of a freak bull. Yeah, man. He's incredible. Caleb with a very yappy dog move there.

Yeah? He jump in at the end? Well, no, he's just going for his legs. Like, all right, they got him up top. I weigh 100 pounds less than 50. Someone's got to tackle his left ankle. It's true. You think they had to go?

on for it, fourth and one? Fair catch. Yeah, I do. I do think they would have. Right, right. Oh, no, no, just go down. He's got a break one. It does feel very high risk, doesn't it?

There's a whole study done on the risks of returning punts, too. Like, the average punt return is, like, it's not worth, just fair catch every time. Possession is way more important than. Yeah, yeah, we're in the moment. It's nine-tenths of the law. Yeah. Absolutely. I feel like the same friend that told me about common law marriage.

Oh, yeah. Had that info. Yeah, do you know, I mean? Nine-tenths? Just got to be careful. She doesn't live there too long. You get half your stuff. I feel like that's how it works.

But it's nine months now? Don't go over a year. Can they put it away? I feel like they got this. Yeah, I feel like they're touching on. Bickens or a limestone. I'm wet covered. They're not going to try and put it away.

Let's just grind the clock down. They're going to try and grind it and they're going to put it. I keep forgetting to watch for the George Pickens' mouthpiece routine. I know they talk to him about it. He doesn't wear it? But they talk to him about blocking. Oh, he only wears it on certain plays, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, 100%. He was tipping pitches in the first game. It's every person that's online. It's easy to tell because he wears the one that's attached to the face mask. They would never say it to him. Yeah. So you would just know if it was a run player or pass play based on looking at George Pickens. Oh, I bet.

With all these receivers, you can tell by their body language, whether it's a run play or pass play. But yeah, but not if their mouthpiece is in or not. That's crazy. That's a deck of it. Get a block. Somebody help. There was more there. Javante got to maybe help you out a little bit.

Jantz has got to know that dad is very rarely going to cut to the outside anymore. With even a Brevin's Spanford level of mobility, you could have had a little more there. It's tough but fair He can't cut outside Big play Big play big play You gotta find one of those two dudes Let's see where they line up

Dan I'm gonna raise you and say this is the biggest play at the season Is it last week too? You think this is bigger than a fourth and one at the goal? Yeah Your fourth and gold Ferg time Fourth and goal at the last I also believe the past doesn't matter

Release They brought it All day Flag it Alice. On the back side of the... Was that the turf? What is that the turf?

What the fuck? Is that not a PI? I'd like an ISO cam on the receiver, please. This tells me the same thing the last shot did. I need to see what happened to the receiver. What are we doing? Wow. Must not add it.

You might have forgot what this guy looks like. We'll show it to you this angle three times. They probably had all the... They didn't have an ice. So on Turpin. Yeah. I mean, most of the camera crew was left back at the watch party. At least they're not having to eat his dog shit free food.

That had to be Kevin. Wirewell back here. Oh. Had to be what? Kevin's turf. That's why. Kevin's turf. I mean, that's...

Turpin would, like, if they're not throwing a flag and Turpin lost his feet. Well, we're going to see it hopefully on the other side. But I don't love that that's the... I mean, he got pressured pretty big. I'm just saying he was on the ground. We're smoking to stick after the game. He fell. There's five minutes left.

Is he so small that you assume a P.I. is just like the size difference in the two guys tussling? You know what I mean? Yeah. Does he not get the benefit of the doubt because he's so much smaller and he's always fighting for his life out there? Or he falls more from minimal contact. But you know what?

I don't know because I haven't seen. I just like to vote. I would love to see. Critical play. Big hustle. Hill them. I guess they're just not going to show it. It's pretty key, yeah.

That's annoying. That's a very poor route taken by Vaughn Miller there. Von Miller's just happy to be here. But they need a touchdown. He can fall out of bed and get eight sacks. I'm saying Brandon ties this, pushes overtime at 31-31. You kind of more have him for how good of a teammate he is. Hall of Fame.

Vaughn is a Hall of Fame teammate. Who is deemed him as such? I don't say this lately. I think I may be the best teammate of all time. Well, you know, him. I don't even think he said maybe. Yeah, no. You're right.

I'm the best teammate of all time. He has one of the best Super Bowl highlight films of all time. how big one she was. Yeah, you're Broncos guy. Yeah. He's got a special place. He does. Dan, I'm getting text alerts that Baker's hurt.

Emotionally? That's the same nice things. He's holding his finger. Good thing he goes to the stand guy. He can't get yards there. Just let you know that now. A zero yard play. He's holding a finger.

Who is called? Oh, they got a new play caller, don't they? Zach Robinson, right? His name is Christian O'Coye. who the bucks no the the Ravens oh Declan Doyle Declan Doyle Declan Doyle Declan Doyle well he has to say it that way because you don't want to be called D Clan Doyle used to be clean especially not in Baltimore but the hood is there we go

uh oh he's the David Copperfield of football oh man uh to my knowledge actually yeah Maybe not. Maybe not. Yeah, I know. I know. My bad. Sorry, Lamar.

Or Justin Tucker mixed with David Copperfield. I'd like to apologize to Lamar and his mother, his agent. There's really nothing you can do about that. What are we doing here? What are we doing here? He simulated... Oh, wow. No way.

...s simulated a good and bath. No way. We'll take it. What they get? False star. Illegal formation. This deckland Doyle offense, you know, sometimes they'll line up illegally. They're going to have to go to third and six?

What a gift. It's not to tear and steal hold, but it's helpful. Do you want to see it, Dan? Are you interested? Take it. What? Des Baker. And then in his second here, it'll show you.

Oh, it's on a pick, too? Yeah, oh, yeah. Too many. He's rolling around like me on your back deck. Oh, no. Do you break his wrist? It looks something like that. or worse than Caleb?

Do you think he has a job next week? Hope not. Paxos. Bulls? Well, probably, they're just like, we're not going to pay another guy in here. If there was anything he could do to lose it. This is a key play. Key play right here. Gary, get there.

Well, they're going for him. Tackle. Oh, geez. They won't have to. You might not remember that. Is that a D-winners? Tackle. D-winners class.

You'll go down. Yeah, you're not going to remember that later because you're going to remember like the touchdown. Yeah. And then the Cowboys is tying it. with a long field goal enforcing overtime. And he's not Sanborn or Kenneth Murray. He always had the ball.

You know, who? That was awesome. What a peat on oil goes for two? That's a fumble in America. Yeah, that'd be a... I really needed that one. Who is drinking? Is it on a diet.

The chart has a strong preference for going for one. If you score and you're up too. Oh, yeah. But who knows, dude? I was joking. Honestly, if you have Lamar? Not tonight. No, yeah.

The way they... Uh-oh. You don't put yourself... You never put yourself at a position to where you could lose. Are you taking them home? What do we stop for? What's going on? Why do we have Dak face?

Tell me if we didn't take a timeout. Someone hurt? Why does Dak get deck? Our other set... We're out of the safeties. It's amazing. Get ready to learn safety. It's this field, man.

They look down. I think it sucks to move him back there. It's the field or karma paying Marquis bell off or spiking someone's testicle. Oh, yeah. Unbelievable. Last week? Yeah. It's like staring straight down the lens.

Why? Was it Kobe Durant or was it? Uh-oh. So the hat made it. Brought the hat. The Cowboys. He has a special hat box for that. Why is...

I feel like Kazeraku has a concussion because he was banging himself in the head after not getting that strip. You know, the Cowboys host the Buccaneers in two weeks, and it'd be a shame if Baker couldn't make it back for that game. Oh. But it also would also be... Don't talk that way. Nice win for the Cowboys. Who's their backup?

We were on a nice streak, and then you had to bring the room down with Baker. Isn't it? And now KT's over there all, what if? Scenario. Yeah. Scenario, man. Who's the backup for Timvades? Is it?

Tile Tras. Man. Might be. Scenario Man. Dude, add that to the CVS Relodex with Sheriff Country and some of the other stuff that are running out there. Sheriff Country. With one of Brazilian, with my, with the top three Brazilian for me, Marina Baccaran. They've got to compete with Chicago Wednesdays.

Chicago Wednesdays. So they've got to have like, you know, Sheriff Country, Fire Country. Isn't there a show called FBI, CIA Hybrid? Yeah. They have tracker. Then there's a new Blue Bloods that's like, well, there's a Boston Blue, which is like Blue Bloods. But then there's another one where they all work in Washington. My ex-girlfriend from 10 years.

And they have HIV. And here's Cooper Tino, which is a show everyone's been watching. Cooper, the Time Zone? My whole life, I never watched anything on CBS. It's crazy. Let me tell you something about it. It's horny. They always have the highest rated stuff.

They have a lot of innuendo. It's like training you to think sex is funny. I just felt like it was like TV for old. The Buck's backup currently is Henry's favorite, former Kansas Jayhawk, Jalen Daniels. Oof. He was not even that great of a college quarterback. Yes, he was, dude.

He was very good. He was on his own. But he also played six seasons of college football. He was not that great. 1,200 pass attempts. Yeah, I'd be great, too, if I could hand the ball off to Devin Neal all the time. They had a little motion. Like it's easy to win in Kansas.

Hey, it's just as hard to win anywhere else. Kansas isn't getting any. Ouch. Yeah. Once it's a sale. That's tough. I feel like it's going to come down on the wire here. We're approaching the fire.

We need to take away. The good news is doubt. You got the two-minute warning and three timeout. Yeah. Take the game. We're just approaching the always. I feel like we're headed to O.T. The always demasculating thought of when do you let them score?

They're in charge, yeah. And they're not going to think that because we shut them down on the one a minute ago. They're taking the two right here. They're not trying to risk it, giving us the ball back. This is just, you know, going to be deck time. Jalen Daniels with no timeouts. trying to get there and cover for Blake and me. Tough spot to be ending.

If the Vikings end up being the best team in that division, that's going to be wild. It just tells me. I never would have thought that going into this year. It's been three games, Ken. I know, but that's what I say, if they end up winning the division. It's the Bears and the Lions. Bears, lions, and Packers, I would have thought would all be good.

It's only three games, the guy that was telling us that, yeah, this team will set the record for most points for sure. Yeah, 50 points week on. Oh, Bears? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I bet Hard on the Bears week two. Watch their tight end. He catches everything.

That's just you. Anyway, it is two-minute warning. Chat chime. Check the chat. This will be brought to us by the Dumb Zone Consortium. All right. Which today involves community mechanical. Who's here?

Qualis. Plum. quick and STD, simplified technology day, which is today. What is going on in the chat, Henry? Yeah. Someone said got to admire Caitlin's shoddy-like levels of irrational confidence to just call T.C. an ugly bitch for no reason. T.C.

The point was, I would date you. Like, you're beautiful. It wasn't nice. It was a beautiful. It was not close to nice. It was a car. Okay. Yeah.

She's never said she would want to date me. Yeah, I think she's trying to say she wants to bang you. Yeah. I'm in a committed loving relationship. Oh, God. Yeah. Your brain, you know. Shout out those.

I am fascinated by your brain. Shout out to committed loving. Live left love, bro. KTC sandwich. Oh. And then KTC. We got a question from. Coming soon.

Cfeffer Sutherland. Who's going to die first? Jerry or Mitch McConnell? Ooh, definitely. It's a little-in-law, right? Jerry's going to outlive me. Jerry's going to be... That's about the same as Mitch McConnell, but...

That's also not nice. It's not nice. Why is everybody being mean to do it? No, no. The thing about this is... New rule. Everyone's got to be nice to me. The thing about this is both him and Jerry

have routinely been talking about their imminent demise, giving those around them license. I would like TC... to in two years just show up and like beat his brother's ass. Like he's just like a machine physically. He can beat him in a race. I'm just waiting for him to say, you know what? Let's try broccoli and then he's going to love it.

You don't even? Dude, I feel like the game has changed so much now. I eat salmon all the time. Get there. Get there. Bust his ass. Bust his ass. All right, D.

Yeah. I want to run left in you. Is T.C.'s family still shit talking to you, Jay? Is that the entire chat? No. I haven't run any. anymore, but I'm sure if I did, there'd be new, we'd be fresh material.

Yeah, if you were putting them time, so there'd be something to laugh at. It's putting them time. Also, uh... Is that a planned run for him? Yeah. It looked like, yeah. Brandon, he didn't like how it went. He didn't like how it went.

No. Peak Performance Campers is here, Dan. I don't know if he saw him. What does that mean? I don't love my quarterback. Camper man. When you were talking to Zordium. Oh, I'm sorry.

So, he said, Brandon. I was like, Brandon Aubrey is got a camper. I'm sorry, peak performance campers. All right. This is the... I don't know. All game here. Let him in.

Let him. Yeah, let him miss. What are you not? Let him score. They have two timeouts. You're at the two. I'm at the seven or eight. Take it now and let him score.

I think trying to rip the ball out was the better move. What if they just have another goal line stand in them? Man, you don't have time for that. I mean, if you pull it off, you do. I mean, just don't. So you have two timeouts. Just commit. Either way.

Henry, come. comes in the game gets a fourth. Commit either way, no matter what. Like, right now, don't have a half-pass decision. Oh. How many time else do they have left? Two. No.

You just got to make a decision. That's what Brazilian Uber looks like. I don't think the decision is, let's try it on first down, and if we stop them, let's really try to do it. Like, I think you just commit to it. What do you do if you're Baltimore? Do you go ahead and score when they let you? Yeah.

I might chill. Lay it down at the one. I don't think they try to let him score. I think they try to stop him here. Yeah. What are you guys talking about? We're playing football? Okay, we're playing football.

The best thing they've done the entire game is defend. It's still the Cowboys' team. You're just going to give up? No, you're not going to give up. What are you talking about? Now you play. Now you play. Illegal motion.

That's the thing with the tricky sub-package is you forget about the cadence. Like, everyone's used to wonder. guy's voice. Yeah. And now here's a different guy. Here we go. He doesn't do it. Here we go.

He's not that simple anymore. He's speaking Portuguese. Oh, plus he got to write in the nuts. Well, he got to write the nuts because he doesn't know how to catch a snap. Well, isn't that a new center too? Yeah, I think the center.

Oh, new snap. Back up center. Nate Barkatsy's thinking about. Yeah. Quinn and Williams standing right in front of that new center. Intimidating him. Actually, just playing a wall. Now I like this.

because they'll throw and presumably score quicker. Oh, that's covered. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, don't put your hand on him, you mother! That was so obvious. Why are you still out there? He's pulled on the back of his jersey. I don't have any safeties left, dude.

I think it might have been a horse collar anyway. No, I don't think a quarterback. I think they'll call it if so. It's a hold on a marquee spell. He does not. I mean, they have to have a whole thing. replay that one. That is borderline.

I get the place over. I think he needs to find his own flight home from Brazil. He's right next to him. What was it last night that caught the ball in bounds and lost the clock? There was a college. Yeah, that was pretty. It was just terrible. It's terrible.

There's no way that was going to be completed. No. Just go for the ball. What do you? Yeah. I might not have known that the ball was going to be affected throwing. I guess. I look down at the board.

What's funny about it, Markey? All right. TC, we're playing for all. T.C. This is the best part of the whole team today. They have three more. They have three more play. T.C., I've been thinking about it.

You should stop. I'm going to give you my favorite shop. And that for me to you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Do I have one? I don't even know what that is. My favorite.

You don't know what that is? I mean, I got a guess, and I think I'm going to decline. You guys are going to watch the VMAs tonight? Just as a sorry. Via Bayser tonight? You'll waste of mood men? Oh, yes. We're still doing Moonmen?

Oh, yeah. Kee, how much money do you have on the VMA? I've got a whole league. How many leagues are? What's your Survivor League? I was in the Stram. KT's VMA. The NBA League is the awards they don't show on TV because they're pressed for time.

He's in the commercial league. Right. You guys want to get my Screen Actors Guild Awards? Clips is nominated for Whips and Chains. So if they're there, I'll at least watch whatever clips we got. Is it a good video? Oh, dude. What a shit?

T.C., we're playing football. Only got to get one stop. Bad throw, bad play call. Third and goal. The VOV video with Tyler. creators, I prefer it. Let's go. Why do you give him the time out?

What do you mean? What do you mean? Why would you do that? Yeah, yeah. It's tremendously in the Cowboys' favor. Everything happened in the last five seconds. Yeah, I mean, I think you want him in something in six. Yeah.

They don't do a lot. They don't see a lot of them. Dak asking the NFL fans to make some noise. Two yards out seems. Stupid. Run up the middle. Run up the middle. Run up the middle.

That's covered. Oof. A lot of time. A lot of time. And a time out. You got Brandon Aubrey. Matt Hidner. I don't think they know how much time there is.

Former SMU great, Matt. They think they just won. There are times in Portuguese. Yeah. A lot of people think it's Spanish. Bartleby. Just. It's probably Marquis Bell who did it, though.

we've been shitting on him. How? If Barham get hurt? If Barham was half as good as you guys said, he was. You have to have a limp after you miss. True. Yep. For the film.

It was a pretty good job of Kailen Carson of trying to cover. Terrible. Does the winner of this game get the Paley Bowl? What's the story there? There's got to be a trophy or something, right? Right. You get... You get waxed.

Free waxes. You get a bunch of rubber. Bikini line. Golden bikini line. The buttlift bowl. It's a taxidermied capy barra. That'd be awesome. That would be dope.

Native. Think of the stories you would have for generations. Last year, what did you get that? Last year, one golden casparra. It's the Packers. He can't see the guys behind him. How'd that work out. All right.

We got the Cowboys. Exactly what we said one hour ago. To be fair. They're going to have a chance to win it at the end. To be fair, you know, I didn't know the defensive play call in their assignments on it. That one? What are the chances this goes to double O2? Yeah, I'm not even interested.

I think. But the pressure has been there. I'm not unhappy with their defensive play tonight. This might still be the best game they've played. Yeah. Given the, you're, even that it's Lamar. This is where you want the Ravens, remember? You saw the chart.

Yeah. They're just like, fuck it. Yeah. Dan, since 2018, some dude did the study. Since 2018, the Ravens defense up until the last, like, was it 10 minutes or five minutes of the game? I'm not sure. But it's number one. Eight seasons.

And the last, either five or 10 minutes, they're the worst in football. And it's not close. But it's the best in football? In the first, yes. Over eight years, they have the best defense through the first. whatever, it would be 50 minutes of a game. Last 10 minutes, they are. That's as logical as anything.

30 seconds. But that's even with Mike McDonald, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's eight years of numbers. Yes. Oh.

Get out of balance. Plenty of time. All right. We're jamming. They're not in bad shape here. This is a fun football game. It really has been. Thanks for having me, guys.

A little time. Thank you. Thank you. That's scenario, man. Scenario, man. I kind of like it. And the idea is, you know, field goal target line is five yards ahead.

Kind of feel good. I think they got this, guys. What is it, scenario, man? Oh, that's not a good throw. It's a bad thing. What? What happened? I slipped on the bad field.

Bad field, bad throw. Couldn't see it. KT, I saw the very first episode of, what is the show called? Because I was trying to get DZTV. The Kevin Turner show. Oh, Haymaker. Oh, the Haymaker Happy Hour.

Hey Maker Happy Hour. That's what it was. I was trying to show the girl I'm seeing DZTV. Haymaker Happy Hour came on, and I was like, oh, but I know this guy. They bumped you all to 10? Yeah, we're too hot for the 9 o'clock. That's got to be a good bid. I'm watching this.

Make a point. Make a point. Make a point. I feel this all. Nice. They're trying to win this thing now. Boy. Do you date?

You're like, oh, let's turn on TV. Oh, it's me. I'm on dude by the way Jack I do the theme song I forgot perfectly

no she did hear the theme song and she was like that's so cool look Jake Ferguson you've had a tough night but you at least didn't draw a flag

there I can't believe they threw a shovel pass to Jake Ferguson in the middle of the field to the middle of the can we get this weather alert

on the screen it is a oddly yeah who cares that's not in fucking Brazil you know what I mean that's the thing

when people are like When society is, when people are like society is woke now, I'm like, the wokenest thing ever is putting thunderstorm warnings up. We know. Oh, it's like a tear drop. That's a good take, Jake. That's a really good take. It's like saying, I mean. My whole life.

What, rain? Come on, dude. Yeah. It could rain? How soft are we, bro? Yeah. Get your. God, if he breaks.

You're telling me you need to know about lightning in the distance. But it is out of bounds. I don't need a bottom line to tell me that I live in Texas. Oh, yeah. What a throw As he was getting He's beast and he deserves a win You take a shot here Dan

This second and one? I might No I'm chilling I'm crazy Absolutely You got pickings and CD Oh What?

What a fuck They're playing Damn Hell yeah Wow That was not I think he's playing Fairfield

That was not there Excellent Like a dick Lamar Pull it down and go Visualized It's a Walter Peyton man of the year, folks.

Yeah. To that is. I'd score here. Yeah. Just don't take a dumb risk, though. I'd just get a touchdown. Yeah. And you got plenty of time to figure it out.

That's why I said that second and one shot, it might have been a good idea. Is he a touchdown? I feel like they're going to, he might throw a pick. Yeah. Now they're checking to the touchdown. That's a lot of. Checking on touchdown. He's going to try to get cocky and throw a rope to a CD and throw a pick.

Who took it? Yeah. And he wanted them to. I'm okay see what I did see what I did there I made him take a touch on why didn't they take a time out

he said I made him call time out that's right they thought I actually had a plan I was so glad they took that why did they take a time out though if I'm Baltimore I'm playing that out he was checking to something

really dangerous I don't know I would play that out and save the time I don't know but even with watching that happen he can't give credit to deck for just we're watching a goddamn

artist that's working he's kicking it He's doing great. An artist. He's perfect tonight. Getting them into the right play. Thank you, Drake. I agree, well.

It's perfect. If you're hanging on for your dear life in a threat of losing your leave, do you take the timeout early? Just because that coach got tight. Oh, my God. I wouldn't take the time out, but they're obviously not confident in the look.

Underneath. All the way. That's what I said. I was going to get cocky. That feels like Opie. It is Opie. That is OPI. No.

I mean, that's, no, that's, I think it's Opie. Watch it be Opie. There is no reason as great as he's been to throw that ball. Why are Will is scoring an off-backer- Someone get this guy a mic, bro. Hey, get this guy a mic. Watch. Yeah, that's a deep guy.

You're right. He was reacting. Oh, it is. Oh, okay. I didn't realize how early, that's Pass and Affairs right there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Come on. Come on. Now. Will they leave too much time for the Ravens? No. The pass interference starts right there. That's pass interference.

Yeah, he's got it right there. Just him facing, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. It just, it looks like. He's dragging him. He engaged him. Very nice. Yeah.

Maybe Lipke. What are you doing? You know what you should do? What was that throw? That's the only... You can lose the game that way. What are you doing? The only throw you could...

Where's your mic? Why? What the fuck? Run the ball or kick it? What do you do it? What if you ran four sneaks? Oh, never fucking... Yeah, dude.

Come on. Yeah, for sure. Hey, Gene, we know. Thanks, Gene. One time the flag team I played on sent Gene Stere-Tor a cameo request. It had him take a look. at a close call that cost us a very good game. That's awesome.

That's a good call. We'll let you do whatever you want. That wasn't going to be a lot of it. False start. Oh, Schoon? Yeah. Oh, my God. They're going overtime.

That might. That might. Yep. Just get a cool little. I feel like Schoonbaker is on the roster solely because of the McVeigh, Offenses and shit being like we're gonna have a bunch of tight-ins Set up a screen at them Yeah

Interception This guy back here Oh god Hold on What? It's it's Brandon time Yeah No no you're running a play and trying to win in the game

You called it there No yeah you run to the end you run one more here and then you bring him in Because you have DAC I feel comfortable with it Yeah I wouldn't get sacked Yeah don't get sacked Given that he just almost got I don't love that give up. You can't even take a...

What are you doing, three? Dude, what the fuck was that? I can't really read Dak on this game. He's half stupid, stupid deck face. Half kind of like, you know, maybe we can do something, so it's hard to tell. He's locked in. He's locked in. Deck is locked in today.

Think about all the times he threw it. That's a bite. Right to the forearm of Flannoy. Where are the pins? Where are the pens? They're legal. He can't fill out the things. Get him across the board.

TSA. Yeah. Conviscated. Duty free? Dan, explain to me what duty-free is. I know. It's a deal, I'll tell you that. I just got to load up whenever I see that sign.

There it is. What the fuck would he overthrow it like that? Hey, you see how it's open? Oh, yeah. What was that? Do you see me right here? He said don't stop. Dak, you motherfucker.

I think he said don't stop. Obviously, we're here. I think he just blamed George Pickens on that one. I think so, even though George stopping was a touchdown. But I thought he said stop, which I'm guessing you would have said. God, I hope Brandon doesn't miss this one. I think he got to kick it. I wouldn't even talk about it.

Crazy. What a waste of a few plays, man. No, that's trash for sure. Nice. I'm so glad he made it. Headed O-D. I'm very disappointed in you. His jinx nature?

I don't like it. Not Brandon, dude. I mean, come on. You're in a house of worship here. We worship Brandon. You're the one that fucked up as early. I like that term. I fuck it up.

I'm a idolatry. It's the first commandment. Don't turn any criticism of you back to me. What else am I going to do? That's a very fair point, but I also don't accept that. Man, I know that was a terrible point. but that should have never come down to that. I think he, yeah.

Javante, rolling. What are they doing? Can we acknowledge that none of us thought this was going to go to overtime? Dude, the first fade to Pickens was on first down was, what are we doing? Yeah, terrible. What are we doing? Terrible. You tired, sir?

Loving American football. Yeah. I thought this was supposed to end after four quarters. What the hell's going on? All right. Not blood. What if he gets a fumpel on the dirty gig? What if Turpin runs it back?

Why don't they do a... They should do an onside just so they can try and score. A, uh, Mr. Brazil, we're going to kick the ball off and not take another break for a word from Raytheon. That is the thing about the World Cup. They have one time out? No. You have to look at stacks from Goodfellas. So they need...

Probably a 25-yard completion at a timeout. I'd like to get this reference. I mean, that's a Sam-Elch. Watch Mark Andrews here. Mark Andrews and Zay Flowers. Double both of those guys and they're good. Okay, that I kind of see a little more, obviously. That's what they're saying.

Very young. Very young. How are they not taking a knee? No. No, they're trying to get in there and kick a field goal. And Lucas is known. What if the Cowboys pick it off? Time's out. Time's out. It took too long.

I don't know. I feel like they had it. I think they had it. They're going to put a second back there. Yeah. In Portuguese, that was zero. You got to be crapping me right now. This is basically... This is exactly what you should do, though.

Yeah. I would... Say what? So, kicking it through the end zone, the ball goes to the 35, right? Or the 30? Five. Well, listen. Where does the ball go if you kick it out of bounds?

I'm pleased with what we saw tonight. Come on, dude. It's okay. Dude, you cannot be okay with losing with seven seconds left. When you had, yeah, where you were. We pushed it to overtime. I can't play. Wait.

I can't believe this. How long is this? This is 56, 57 yards, something like that? You got to be. Not easy. Not easy. Not at sea level. And this is the guy that took them out of the playoffs.

Yes. Three and a half, though, right? Three and a half. Tyler poop. Spread doesn't matter. There's no way. This is the Cowboys. Winning this game.

No. No. That's on, no. That's on shoddy, dude. No. It's really happening? Because you have to get points, then. This feels like it could have lingering effects.

Pretty good. That's by Christian Parker there, too, though. Not this year. That was awful. That came down to one play for defensive call, and you blew it. You'll have to ask, Brandon, was that the call to kick it out of bounds, though? Because a return, I know you don't want to give up a touchdown, but a return eats up two seconds o'clock, three seconds a clock,

and that totally matters. There's no way that this happens. Yeah. There's no way. You're trying to think, but you're not trying to have it go. But if it goes out of bounds, now you're in really tough. Yeah, about the 40, so you've got to play it, yeah. That's definitely the move

That is the most cowboys But if you're worried it's going to go out of bounds No, I'm not so much worried about that You're worried with them returning a kickback, right? They just need to have scored that touchdown Right, but what I mean? Score the touchdown, right, you've got them. That's unbelievable.

That's unbelievable. Love the amount of give a shit from George Pickens on the final drive there. They had scored touchdowns on six of seven Red Zone drives and then got stuffed inside like the three. Yeah. With three or four downs each time.

That's unbelievable, man. How do they let that happen? Seven seconds. Seven! We got a new me of our hands. Not 37. But I get your point on the kick, but what I'm saying is, if you kick it and it goes out of bounds, no time comes off. Now they're on the 40.

Yeah, but you kick it through and they're at the 35. There's not that much of a difference in that. They started at the 35 and no time goes off either. The U.S. did win the President's Cup. Like five seconds is not even enough time to get 25 yards down the field to run the route and time out. Really tough. But yeah, score the touch. I'll say this.

Oh, my God. Shottie had a hand in losing. On the third in goal play where George Pickens was open at the pylon and DAC overshoot him, I'll take Dax out of the story on that over George's any day. Yeah, you're right. It looked like he decided I'm throwing out of bounds. No, really no play with that could have been catchable. But.

I don't give a shit because it was first down from like the two. Let's hang out, let's keep talking about it. Let's go through the entire VMAs. Just keep this rolling. Red carpet's about the start. We got a lot to talk about. Okay, let me see. Where's my alone start?

Where were they? It was at the two. It was a PI in the end zone. Yeah. Yeah. That should have been ball game right there. They didn't run the ball once. Yes.

Because they had the off sides of the false start on. Schoonmaker. Oh, kill me. Schoonmaker. A guy that should have cut, probably the day after they drafted it. Yeah, that's crazy. There's about 100, like, turning points in the game, but she was. Only one key moment, though.

Yeah, fourth and goal at the one, right, Dan? That's right. Well, thanks to Pilf catering and to Game Day Ment's Health Fairleas. So the consortium. The consortium was here. Above the den. What would the den be without them, we ask? Have you made tomorrow's playlist tomorrow morning?

I'm not in charge of that. What? Yeah. What are we coming out of the gate with? A little sharp-dressed man? There's a chance, yeah. Some combination of ZZ-Z-Tob. Undersruck.

Van Halen, for sure. All right, thanks, Caitlin and Jameson. Hey, intern, Henry. How about intern Henry? No mistakes. Oh, my God. Henry. Hailed it, bro.

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