The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 1-24-25: NFL Weekend with Jared Sandler and Chappy, Bryan Curtis, and Bill Blur's blowup on Howie Mandell's podcast PREVIEW

Episode Date: January 24, 2025

Hear the entire episode by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe preview this weekend's conference championship games with Jared Sandler and Chappy. Bryan Curtis joins us to talk about the National Championship and how Homeland Security are recruiting people. We have our first edition of The Handoff and listen to why Bill Burr had a blow up on Howie Mandell's podcast. Stick around for Dustin the Organ Guy stopping by for closing remarks ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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She had returned from that country in mid-January. Fake. That's tough. Famous people birthdays today. More famous than WireWill will who is mildly famous Najee Marshall 27 need him back. I think he's sick last night. How'd they win last night, dude? It was PJs awesome and they got door dejected which was awesome. It was like a six-point swing grab our guy in the nuts He just punched gaff right in the dick

Kyrie's great, of course no clay last night either who noticed Gaff right in the dick. Kyrie's great, of course. No Klay last night either, who noticed? Gafford looked good. Yeah. Dude, I love PJ Washington. There goes Klay's Iron Man streak. Is he like? Didn't intend on talking much maths today,

but like they brought it up last night at the broadcast. PJ Washington's still very young. How old is he? Like 25. Really? 26 maybe. How old is he? Like 25. Really? 26 maybe. I feel like he's like the fan favorite right now. Oh he is.

He is. He loves the little quick little flex thing. Little business. Like he's awesome. Just turned 26. Like how did they get him? How great is this? Like how would somebody let PJ Washington go?

In this economy? I don't know what I'm supposed to say. Sean McVeigh is 39. Only 39! That is crazy. He's a short guy, a little short king. Doesn't he have an Instagram? Rumors are he called Jerry. short guy a little short king but doesn't have an Instagram lady rumors are

he's called Jerry shut up Tim Bianca Batuka 51 Panthers NFL blitz very cool sports name Michigan cooler sports name Fennis Dembo 59 you don't hear him no okay well now you have Brian Cushing is 38 Royds. Can I get a trainer? Vomited. Big-time Royds. Rob Dibble 61 he was on like a Sunday Night Baseball for a long time wasn't he? Or am I thinking the wrong guy? I don't he was a Reds closer I don't know if he was on the ground trust all right i was you're spawning out modern family when he was tristan works is twenty six box iowa

mary lou retton fifty seven carry koon is forty four queen who so the left overs is The moon is 44. Queen. Whoa. From the Leftovers. She is in a May, December lady on lady relationship. Not a show, like a real life? Her girlfriend. How did she just get like three points hotter and I already thought she was great? Her, I think her girlfriend looks like Elon's mom,

like she's like a silver fox lesbian. Oh my gosh. I know. They settle down. Also, Dan just looked at me super weird. You're giving me some rich search curves. He's like, whoa. I know what I'm doing tonight. This is great. Can you search that?

Is that a tab? Silver fox? Ed Helms 51 Was funny. Oh What's going on here? All right late office. He was terrible. Oh Wait, you know what? I'm thinking of the wrong girl. Oh my The chick who was Marcia Clark in the OJ show What's her name? I don't know. She looks a lot like Carrie Coon

No, no, did she not? Well Carrie Coon still got hotter in that story somehow Phil Lamar 58 Comedian mad TV mad TV. I think he was the guy that got his shot face shot in the back seat in Pulp Fiction. Spoiler if you see him get new backseat don't be surprised. Sarah Paulson and her like hot old. Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh that hot old is famous. She's Holland Taylor. Been in a bunch of stuff. I don't know what. I think Sarah Paulson. Hell yeah. Strap-ons.

Bros. Just love them. Neil Diamond, 84. Sarah Silverman. All the fat guys love him. Catty Baby. Kristen Schaal is 46. All the fat guys love him. Chattie baby. Kristen Schaal is 46. She's from Flight of the Concords and 30 Rock. You probably know her if you saw her.

Oh, yeah, she's an annoying fan. Oh, no, okay. Chad Hurley is 48, the co-founder of YouTube. Jennifer Flowers, 75. Hooked up with Bill Clinton. Look up that window. Yeah. And comedian Yakov Smirnov, 74. Oh yeah. I went searching for tickets today just to see, does he still do like a 10 a.m. show? No. He has his own theater

in Branson, Missouri. He does a he does only Wednesday shows, sometimes a Thursday, but they're 730 p.m. But he has like one day work weeks and what what a country. Born on this day now dead John Belushi. Dead on this day still dead I'll give you Caligula do you know who that is something to do with Egypt and sex says here brutal Roman Emperor okay so he would do this but everybody knows it from the movie made by Pop to Chioni. L. Ron Hubbard. Wow. Dead on the Stays, Still Dead. The hottest serial killer ever.

Uh, Dahmer? No, Bundy. Ted Bundy. Yeah. And died on the Stays in 2006. Chris Penn. Damn. Reservoir Dogs. Yeah. Well we all have individual tastes and serial killers. It is subjective. If you like Dahmer then you have Dahmer. So what are we doing here? We're doing closing remarks I think. Bye Heart Attack Man. Bye bye guys. See you bruv. Have think. Bye, Heart Attack Man. Bye bye, guys. See you, bro. Have a good weekend.

Heart Attack Man, everybody. Let's give some quick closing remarks with wire wheels. We got a wire or no? Yeah, over there. He seems not willing. But very modest guy. But house burned down a year ago. Yeah.

And look at you now. Look at me now. Living the dream. Now you are not the guy who originally emailed me saying you would wrap your van for us. I did, but I didn't put the caveat of a magnetic sticker. Oh, okay. I did say say yeah, and it's out front No, you jumped on it later and said I'll do it. It's not wire will or whatever. Anyway, you'll see

Yeah, I emailed you first and then I texted you after there was another will also that said you could put a magnetic sticker Okay, but but you're like F that guy. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, the the vans out front You can definitely rewrap it in anything you want. I have to keep, well, I have to keep my business name and license number on the doors. But we can do whatever on the rest of the van. Speaking of that Tom Green documentary coming out this weekend, my idea was like, Yeah, the QR code on the back and then the tasteful lesbian scene on the air paint.

Just keep in mind I have to drive this. Yeah, we got to keep it PG. But yeah, I'm definitely open to it. Sparky Scott drives it around all day, every day. Okay, now is this an annual thing that we are doing here? What, his house burning down? I mean, it is now. Yeah.

Yeah, I hope not. I mean, yeah, if y'all are open to it, for sure. I'll send Blake another Venmo tomorrow. We'll set it up for next year. All right, well. We have a special guest back there if you want to say hello. Where's our special guest? Dustin the Organ Guy. Why is Dustin the Organ Guy standing there and we haven't welcomed him already?

Step up to the piano, Dustin. When did he get here? A few minutes ago. Oh, okay. Dustin, come on up. Holy crap, that's the Organ Guy. We brought an organ for you. Holy shit!

Can you hold? You've got a bigger ovation than a heart attack man. So this is the man who was the organist at the New Rangers ballpark. What's going on Dustin? Good to see you buddy. Until you were unceremoniously let go, right? Actually, they just stopped using everything. OK. So many folks in your world, it's always been, does the organ guy exist?

Or is it Hawkeye? I exist. Yeah, there you go. It's great to see that dumb zone listeners exist too. Oh, no. I actually thought that was funny. OK. You might have to hold this while he plays.

Did you want to play us a little something? Is it on? I don't know if it's on. Power button over there to the left. Or just start playing. It's on. We'll find out. Hey.

Hey. Yeah. Now, that is not an organ, correct? Here, yeah. There's probably some settings you could. Yeah. Two. Two.

Two. Two. I don't know. He pulled up sheet music immediately on his phone. Yeah, so. He hit the metronome. Prove to us that you are the organist at the ballpark. Play something baseball-y.

He made an organ. He's got a World Series ring on too, ladies and gentlemen. I want him to just hang out at my house all the time Now what about a little Something of an angel something of an angel. Lips of an angel. Lips of an angel. Who is it by? Hinder.

Hinder. That's a weird power you have. You can make a whole crowd do something. Yeah. Typically, historically, that's worked out very well for me. I made it up to a few games with some buddies, and it's a very different experience. These two, the kids would sing and clap along with the organ and it's just different now.

Now it's just all corporate, right? It's all modern. Can we lead a charge to get them at least to consider bringing him back? We have a good relationship with them. So we put a petition together to consider bringing back, like not to bring back Dustin the Organ Guy. What Dustin want to go back though? Yeah. I'd love to. Oh, okay. That seems like it was new. Actually the guy that's with me sitting over there with the flying bison hat on. Do you feel like there's any chance that they want an organ they just don't want Dustin the Organ Guy? Like they just, it was your personality that did not mesh

with the Rangers. I'd be okay with that okay talking about recordings though so yeah yeah Dan no if they had someone else do it I'm saying would you be upset with that I'm enjoying what I'm doing now okay I'm a radio guy you know how that goes and we've built we've built something pretty cool in Abilene with this new collegiateiate League team. And I got to do almost all of those games live this summer. A ground level press box selling out a 700 seat ballpark with a thousand people every night and the crowds literally shaking insulation out of the ceiling and the press box above

me when we're doing crowd prompts. I mean, it was so much fun. I'm going to buy a shirt. These shirts are cool. Come out to Abilene and check check out a game this summer. I'm gonna buy a shirt. It feels like that's... Let's start with the shirt. Yeah. That does sound cool though. Those are always good scenes. We had umpires trying to eject fans during the championship and coming in the press box cussing. They came in the press box? They sure did.

That was disgusting. Would you play? Live with my radio station on air, because we carried the games, and I ended up writing a formal complaint against the game. It was an absolutely wild season. That sounds like an FCC violation, for sure. Can I play our close, and then you play us a song to get us out of the week?

I'll tell you what I'll play a song that I think everybody probably recognizes I will cue you when to watch more of my video, subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my video. The That was so awesome. What was the song?