The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 1-29-25: Liam Coen introduced, Jason Kelce's late night show, and big Viewer Mail Bag live from the Dallas Rivian space

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're live today from the brand new Rivian "space" in Dallas. We see if the Jaguars press conference for Liam Coen was as bad as Brian Schottenheimer's for the Cowboys. Jason Kelce's late night show is not off to a good start. It's the big Thursday viewer mail bag all with the great Julie Dobbs (00:00) - Open: Live from the Rivian "space" (16:44) - NFL: Liam Coen and Jason Kelce's new show (01:05:44) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:40:42) - News: Man fired over wife's OnlyFans (01:55:51) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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Drop, Beth. Yeah. She's new and improved. No, no. I thought that's what you meant. She cuts the drops, right? Yeah. You just said something.

Oh, I thought you meant because she recently had cancer and got new cans. No, I'm just one step ahead. Did you not know that? We need Jake saying, he said, I have massive cans. But the point is, you said it to her. Oh, shoot, now I said it. You just talked over it. Jake saying he said I have massive cans but the point is you shoot Are you gonna make me edit that

Just like Blake I lost my perfect game The first inning you guys don't talk to me. I Still got one cooking. Oh yeah. You're not supposed to mention it. Well there it goes. Well, Happy Business Wednesday. We're actually doing a show today. I'm Dan McDowell. I'm Jay Kemp. I'm Blake Jones.

You want to jump in? I'm Julie Dobbs. What's up? We're doing a show for business. And along with Rob Chickering, video man. A long time ago the skydiving chief. He belongs here. We are doing business today. We're at a remote. We are broadcasting live to tape at Rivian. Now I understand this is not a showroom. Cause I walked in and I said, boy this is a Rivian showroom.

They said no. What do they call it? Space? It's a space. Shut up. This is their new Rivian space. Okay. Like I said, big decade for the word space.

Don't mock the space. Which is SG, big decade for the word space. Don't mock the space. Which is SG, super great. Oh, OK. Good recovery there. It is super great. This Rivian base. I feel like here's what I feel like. And we're going to get more on Rivian with closing remarks

and Stu. Stu plot. But doesn't it feel like we're in the future here? Like you go in, like sit in one of these vehicles. You're in the future. It looks like the future. Like everything is the future. I got a box of water.

This is the future, right? It is. If you go to ACL or South by Southwest where all the tech bros are, you're going to get those. Have you seen these before? This used tech. Yeah, very much. You've seen boxes of water or Rivian vehicles?

What are you asking about? I've seen Rivian vehicles everywhere. OK, so you're more impressed by the fact that we have a box of water. Than an all electric vehicle that can drive for 350 miles. Not more impressed. I've seen the vehicles around. I have not seen a box of water until today. I don't know if you decide to say that makes me more impressed with the box of water than a vehicle. That's not exactly what I'm saying.

I know you're familiar with the coconut water. Yeah. That's big in the drinking game. And they put that in a box. But this place is sick, though. I hope we're allowed to say this. You're right. It feels like you're in an Apple Store, but for cars. The tech is off the charts. So this is on Knox Street in Dallas. And it is right by the Apple Store. You can walk right over to the Apple Store.

So everything cool is over here. Dude, check out the tables. The tables are built on cool tech crates. You know what I'm saying? Even crates? Well, yeah, I don't know. But they look like the stuff Rob uses, like gear crates. It's not like it's just a thing.

I put something in my Christmas tree in. Right. So we're impressed by everything surrounding the vehicles. But then also the vehicle is the main reason we're here. But you should go in one of those. I told you yesterday. Can you test drive these today? Or this weekend?

I believe so. Yeah. I think we're doing a lot of that. Actually, Stu offered to let you drive one during the break, if you'd like. Me? Either of you. Oh. Not me, either of you.

Okay. He said it's the way it should be. He said he didn't trust me. I don't do the test drives. Why not? Too much pressure. Oh, man. Yeah, he knew I test drives. Why not? Too much pressure. Oh man. Yeah, he knew I would haul ass in it.

Yeah. So. I'm in. Let's do it. But I guess we are here for their grand opening. They said we want you here on our grand opening day. This is the first, very first day. Like if you search Rivian in your iPhone,

you will not find it on Apple Maps. You know what you will find? No. The Gulf of America. They're changing it. Really? On Google and Apple Maps. Saw that. Excellent. Well then everything's fine. I was really hoping that would happen this year No, so What is the address here 3101 30 10 30 10? 3010 knocks in Dallas and Today is the grand opening but apparently all weekend. They got big stuff going on Here's Julie to expand on what I just said Yeah, oh I thought you're the one who knew they got stuff going on all weekend. I got happy hours out here

How about this? The information off to just someone do it a tailgate slash happy hour with nomad grills and beer from vector brewing Yeah, that sounds cool. Hey boy I was thinking the Perot Museum with their tech truck. that it would be here. Yes, with the family-friendly STEM activities. Big STEM family. A mobile golf simulator will be there all afternoon on Saturday with a closest to the whole competition. Mobile, like so you move on a thing while you're?

No, no, no, that means it's coming here. OK? It will be here. There's a target, but you're on a trailer bed that's going back and forth. And then Jake, I know how you like to work out in public. Yeah? You can work out here on Sunday morning with the Adaptive

Training Foundation. Wow. So lots of tech stuff surrounding these awesome vehicles. Rivian. And fitness. Go to rivian.com. Can I give the URL, please?

Yeah, go for it. Can you chill for a second? You too? I haven't said a word. It's rivian.com slash spaces slash Dallas. Man. Spaces right there. True collaborative effort.

I told you guys yesterday that when I saw one of these in drop-off line at Norris School last year, I was stunned because I didn't know we were doing new types of cars. Okay back up what do you mean? We just had like the one. There's always been new cars out in the world. New makes and new like types new models but the make of the car I'm like where'd that come from? It's like a whole new breed. We've just kind of been doing the same ones for a long time and now we've got a couple new ones and this is one of them and I was like very jealous when I first saw it. We've got one in the

neighborhood too. It's competition, it's the market bruh. Competition the electric vehicle market. We've got one cruising around our neighborhood and that guy just kind of like walks a little taller than everybody's kind of cocky he knows what he's doing everyone does a double take like ooh. It's deserved. What's that car? The ladies love him. Yeah. Looks like he probably hikes. Yes, probably. He probably uses tech crates for his things in his house.

Actually, I think they were telling me that to own one of these before they let you sign, you have to be able to start a fire with sticks. Oh. Ooh, Dan. Because they don't want any posers in the club. I wouldn't be able to do that. I have a good relationship with Stu, so he'll believe me that I can do that.

I was under the impression you could do that right now. Yeah, I mean I could if I really had to, but I don't. They got, there's really no point in mentioning that they have tacos here because we're not live right now, but they do have tacos. Okay. They do have tacos. So by the time this thing releases. Hey, bring some Tupperware.

Drive back here and get some remnants. It's all good for the theater of the mind, right? As people are listening. They can envision where we're at, what we're looking at. Box water, tacos. Tacos in our tummies, yes. But we are inviting people to come out all weekend long. And really for the next decade or so, or more.

Sure. Wanna predict how long Rivian will be in business here in this location? Longer than us. Oh, 10, yeah. Yeah, I don't think that's even. Forever. On the table.

Because they create the future. Pfft. Is that tagline? You said the cars do. We create the future. You said everything's from the future here, so they kind of create it, right? Of course they're going to exist for a long time.

They own it. They own the future. They created the future car. That's a great point, Julie. Thank you very much. I want her to be their new Angie Stevens. I have a college degree. The lady that did the car ads on the Rangers game.

Yeah. That's what I want her to be. Just standing in front of a bunch of Rivians. Wouldn't that be a great bit? Yeah. I like her. I like you. I like ladies.

You got it. I mean, we've told this story before, but I tried to get her to do a liner for one of the bad radio shows. It was 4,000, 5,000, somebody's birthday, whatever. And I didn't know this because I don't know that much about the world of media, but I called like Grand Prairie Ford because that's the ad they would always run during Rangers games.

She'd be out there and she'd walk up to a car and its lights would start flashing. I'm like, oh she's so hot that the car just flashes lights. So I called the dealership. I'm like, I'd like to speak with Mrs. Angie Stevens. They're like, what the fuck? And I eventually got on the phone with somebody and they're like, oh she doesn't like work here. That's just a lady who flies around the country and does this for 20 or 30 other dealerships. So disappointing. You moron. So disappointing.

I've always thought she was in my hood. I know. Like, yeah. If I stop, oh, she's just not here now. That's one of the allures of going there. You might run into Angie Stevens. I know. I see Angie.

I know. Because it's not like she's a smoking hot allures of going there. You might run into Angie Stevens. I know. I see Angie. I know. And they were really confused. Because it's not like she's a smoking hot model or anything. No, but she's like just right there. Slightly at the attainable line. Yeah. Like probably unattainable. Yeah, and I mean, if I had out there to get a vehicle.

Everything went right. Yeah, maybe if she. So I want Julie to do that for Rivian, but have really no firm grasp of the tech. Look at this. This is the future? Holding a box of water. I could just choose energy the whole thing.

Of course, yeah. Yeah, just make stuff up and be really confident in what I'm saying about the future and the cars. They got lots of people who know stuff that you don't, though. Well, that's definitely true. That's their tag. We've got lots of people that know stuff that you don't though. Well that's that's definitely true. That's their tag. We've got lots of people that know stuff that you don't. And a mobile golf simulator this weekend. So on today's program I look and I see possible baseball. Let's go let's not. Whoa we got a baseball watch issue. But

it's very possible that we could work that in. I see a Jason Kelce TV show review. Oh nice. I'm excited for that. Yeah. I haven't watched it yet. It's Thursday. Well, I watched it. It's our Thursday show on a Wednesday. Okay. But we're in the future. And that's when we do Gummy Thoughts brought to you by Early Bird CBD. That'll be later. Also a Thursday staple, we do the big mail thingy, the, we read all our... The Thursday viewer mail follow-up extravaganza inclement fossil thing. We usually just do a big mailbag on Thursday, viewer mail.

And we will do that today on our fake Thursday on Wednesday. You getting that physical tomorrow? I will get my physical Friday. OK. Did you know? Do you know today's? Well, whatever. So one of the viewer mail pieces was mailed to us

by that guy over there. Scene? Sean. That's right. And that might lead us into our first sporty segment, which is going to do with football. And Sean indicates that we are over-footballed. I don't know how you feel about that. You know, many years ago I declared the United States to be overbearded. Oh yeah. Then grew a beard myself and just to join in, the United States over-baconed.

Mm-hmm. Way over-baconed. Over snoop dogged. You might say some of... Okay, over snoop dogged. You might say suburbs., oh, OK, over Snoop Dogged. You might say suburbs. Do you think suburbs are over-roundabouted? It's not a problem for me. I love them. It does? OK. But they didn't used to exist.

This didn't used to be the case. But now there's just a roundabout every intersection. I do. Not where I live. There's not very many. You don't live in the suburbs. There's not very many in Collin County. Really?

Yeah. Just the high tone suburbs. I appreciate, it definitely is a high tone suburb thing, but I appreciate the marketing department on that one. Like it sounds like something that, like a little British street urge. What are we gonna call this? Oh, a bit of a roundabout.

That's what they came up with. It sounds nice. We drive around about yeah Anyway Scene says we're not over football the sport Because you know, we do love football Can't wait for that Pro Bowl skills competition. Oh, oh you sit down the family. He said but the use of the word football. Okay. Would suggest that people don't know what sport we are talking about. So when talking about football, football, not just Mike McCarthy and Tony Romo, he

attached an example of audio where he was listening I think to a competing podcast and they were talking about well here it is he had some games where he turned the football over and then as it I don't know if it was as a team if it was a meeting if it was just subconscious but they said hey we've got Sequon Barkley we've got the best offensive line in football and our defense is coming on with Vic Fangio now I think it's the best defense in football. Like you don't have to be a superhero. Let's just not turn the football over. That is interesting if you think about

it compared to other sports, right? You don't like uh you shoot kick save of the puck. Good rebound of the basketball there. Yeah. Look at him up there throwing that baseball. Right. The baseball is hit out to left field. The best player in baseball. He shoots the hockey puck in there. Yeah. Now that's a good point. That's what you get from scene though. That is what you get from scene. Good points. And so that's just a teaser for the big Thursday viewer mail bag. Okay, I like it. And it also helps lead us into actual sports talk today, which will have to do with a coach,

a new coach and his opening day press conference with a team, but it is not the one we've been covering the last two days, it is a different one. And it will be brought to us by One Day Doors and Closets. Hey, Julie. I was just talking to a lady yesterday who said, the one day. Blah, blah me up. She said the one day doors and closets guys

were over her house. And I said, well, what are you wearing? And she's like, no, no, no. I'm trying to tell you about the one day doors thing. And in fact, I just bought some new doors because you never know how bad your doors are until you kind of look around your house. Well, this lady joins us now.

Oh, yes, it's me. Who would not tell me what she was wearing. Yes, it's me, the Rivian spokeslady from the future to talk about one-day doors and closets. So what do they do? They came over to my house yesterday. Josiah is the owner of the the Dallas location and it's just really cool because like Dan said you don't think about first of all your doors very much at all. Yeah but I already said all that. What is your house? Just give me a second. I feel like I'm dealing with my husband here. Just give me a second.

I probably sympathize with him. Yeah. Let's get to the point there. I'm definitely waiting for you to finish this up. I like telling a story, no? Well, no, we're not story time. We're now just doing a spot. Well, he's my friend.

OK. The thing is, they can do any kind of doors. I like true partnerships. I like getting to know these people. What they do is they install the door, but then they'll come back tomorrow and uninstall them. So you install them for your party, and then they'll come take it away.

No, it's not a one day use door. Oh, they have one day to install. Right. So you know what we're doing? That's even better. You get to keep the door. Yeah, it's all really quick. Oh. So you know what we're doing? That's even better. You get to keep the door. It's all really quick. And they have some cool technology

where they can just take one of those little laser things and go boop, boop, boop, boop, boop around the door and measure it. And then they put it into this machine. And then it creates the perfect door for your situation. And they're wonderful quality. And then they come back. They put it on basically same day.

They can save you 30% to 50% of your money compared to those big box stores or handymen. And they're offering a really great special right now. F them big box stores is what I say. Buy one, get one free, people. Oh, really? Yeah. OneDayTexas.com slash promo 30.

For reals. One Day Doors and Closets. Yes. 940-969-4790. Throw it over to Blake for the Central Press Conference. I really like what we're doing here, though. It's just, let's see if we can find an opening press conference that was worse than the Cowboys

and just kind of hone in on that. Yeah, I was thinking, I really enjoyed when you guys used to do, like, who's got it better than us? Where it's like, every team probably has a crazy owner or inadequate coach or something. It's something to make you feel better. A murder. Yeah, as a Cowboys fan.

So, probably should set this up, that the Jaguars hired Liam Cohen under really weird circumstances, where he interviewed, did not take the job, then the Jaguars fire their general manager and then he kind of disappears for a little bit. He had gone back to Tampa and then once they fired the GM then he's back in Jacksonville and then he gets the job. You know, not setting low

expectations. No. Like you're... and I know this is going to happen with anybody. You get paid a lot, or you start a thing, and it's like, OK, you're the guy, huh? Well, you made us fire our GM. We did it for you. Yeah. Not only are we paying you top dollar, we fired the GM, we got you back in the fold here.

Almost a Deshaun Watson type thing. Like, hey, I don't want to go with the Brown. No, no, no. Well, what if we do all this? OK, we'll do all that, you know? So he's setting himself up. The ante has been up. Yeah.

It's the opposite of the Cowboys. And you have to take it. Yeah. Because Schottenheimer lowered the bar hiring him. A guy in-house, not a candidate. Liam Cohen was highly regarded, and they fired their general manager who they were not going to part ways with to get this guy. And so I saw, I do want to bring up his appearance

because Jake called him the hunchback of Notre Dame or something, he kind of looks like it. I have heard that he looks like the fake Sean Bass and I tend to agree. I think Sean Bass is a good looking dude and that does not look like Quasimodo to me. So, put me in a real awkward spot there, bud, didn't ya? I can see some Sean here, is what I'm saying.

So, there was a viral clip that went around, he kind of sounded like an idiot on local TV, and I thought maybe he sounded like an idiot for an hour at the press conference. So, maybe we call this just a clip or something. So. Yeah, I get it. Their press conference was very techy, kinda like this Rivian space.

They have a show that introduces it to it, then it zooms in to this very modern looking space like the Cowboys one is very Jerry. Yeah. It's his family up there, their son is in their eyes, it's whatever. But this was very techy and they hired this football guy and he wants to relate to Jacksonville so he decides, hey I know what you're saying is How do we make this as much about the players and making this about bringing out the best in you That's what this is about

Jacksonville the community Do ball How do we do this together? That's bad. Yeah that was a viral clip. I don't know what that means. Duval County. That's what it is? Mm-hmm. Do they yell that at the games or something? They have been for a while. Really? Yeah. Okay. Well I'm sorry I don't watch as many Jacksonville Jag games as you seem to. I don't, but I mean, I'm aware. Maybe I'm alone. OK.

But it's a thing, yeah. It's one of the, it's, they don't have many things. OK, it seems like that's a bad bit. Like, what is, doesn't, I don't know. It's probably like if you live down there, you think of Duval County as like a specific, you know, like a borough in New York. You're like, this is our thing.

I remember Jacksonville was a bad bit though. We went there for the Super Bowl once. It can't be good. It's terrible. Yeah, no, I don't, it seems like a very undesirable place to me. By the way, that guy kind of sounds like Josh Bogorod. Keep an ear out for it. Okay, I've got another bad bit.

He was talking to his family at the press conference. Family. bad bit he was talking to his family at the press conference. You might think you know the big check brought him to Jacksonville the opportunity. Love this bit not that. It's not that yeah it's not the big payday it's not the prestigious job of coaching in the NFL it kind of comes down to his kids. Ashley, you have made me a better person every single day. And I would not be here without you. You make me better. You make us better.

Guess who cheated on his wife before. I love you. Love. Do we need that? We love love. Let's pause this. So let me just take you. Boy, nothing gets Dan fired up more than a guy

loving his wife. What is this? I just want my, I want Belichick talking about football. I don't want to. That guy's gone. You think now it's all Duvall and social media posts. Yes, of course. Loving my wife publicly.

Like, just do your job. Do your job. Dan, he would not be there without her. Yes, he would. All right, go ahead, sorry. My sons, Jackson and Callahan. Would you like to rate the names? Pause, yeah, pause. Would you like to rate the pause yeah pause you like to rate the name I mean I started strong I know Jackson is cliche, but I do like it a lot. Yeah, I kind of wanted it

Especially since it appears they spell it G J a C K S O N Okay, Cali and J X. That's a no-go Callahan I I don't know. That one's questionable. It does feel kind of old school. Both last names as first names. Yeah, that's just the way. I can't picture a baby named Callahan.

Like that's a male. Are they thinking ahead? They want to call him Cal? Yeah, maybe. My sons, Jackson and Callahan. Wild. Jackson, Jacksonville, Callahan town. I mean, here we go.

No, no, no, no. Uh-uh. Oh, it's getting so bad. What an opportunity for them to. Wait, what's he doing? Well, his son is named Jackson. How is this an opportunity for them? To grow up in Jacksonville.

It's Jackson and Jacksonville. Yeah. Don't you get it? I think he legally becomes the mayor at 18. Yeah. He's the mayor. Yeah, we had other offers from Callahan-Berg. This actually goes to Seen's point,

how we overuse the term football. This kind of short-circuited me. Been a lot of speculation, but we haven't heard it from you. You will be calling offensive plays. Yes, Rick. Absolutely, we'll be calling football plays. Football plays. Yeah, I'll be calling them.

Thank you for specifying that. We weren't real sure. I'll be calling the football plays, if you don't know. OK. Typically, it's the reporters that are like, hey, Liam, so excited you're here. Welcome to Jacksonville, ready to get started. It's kind of the other way around.

This guy kind of pandered to the journalists. You were able to be here in Jacksonville during training camp, during joint practices. I'm curious what you were able to learn about maybe the team a little bit, and then obviously the facility and all that. Great question, Demetrius. If you could just describe the last four or five years going

back and forth and perhaps how strategically maybe even this has set you up for this opportunity here today. That's a great question. What are you hoping to gain in that two week process? That's a great question. How you were able to take a ground game that struggled in Tampa, 80 yards a game, 88 yards a game, and make it one of the best in the NFL in one year.

That's a great question. Working for guys like Sean and Todd in Tampa, what did you learn from them just what it takes to be a leader of an entire program? That's a good one, John. No. So everything about him is the opposite of Belichick. Yeah.

Yeah, the great question thing is funny. When I first started out interviewing people, I would get super psyched when they'd say that. Oh my god, I still do. Well, the problem would be they would say it to me, and then they would say it to Dan. And I'd be like, no, that wasn't even, that was a mid-ass question.

No, I know it doesn't matter. Right, and I know Jason Kidd will do it to everybody. Yeah, great question. But at first, you're kind of fired up. Like, oh, hell yeah, I asked a really good question. Maybe I'll end up working for the team. So they CNN watching now, maybe they'll hire me. So now let me bring you the best part.

They go on, they take questions for 45 minutes, he says great question to everybody, he is ultra nice, loves his family, we get it. Then they decide to bring the mayor up. Which I thought, how has sports mayor not glommed on to one of these yet? Because there's nobody in Dallas that would do it. It's not actually Dallas. Yeah, they're either in Frisco or Arlington or. Yeah, he doesn't.

Jacksonville is, that's the only thing there. There is no other city around Jacksonville. And I guess they had for 40 miles. The city had something to do with getting them maybe, but I don't know. When they were introducing the mayor of Jacksonville, I thought, boy, this was made for sports mayor. How has he not done this?

Oh, it kills him. It kills him, for sure. Maybe he sees this and he's gonna start getting in there. So one thing you need to know was they asked Liam that basically kind of sucks playing in Jacksonville. That's why we play all these London games. And his answer to that was, yeah, we're gonna play really well in London

my wife loves the city of London okay we're gonna do really well over there great awesome all right so up comes the mayor of Jacksonville thank you gentlemen we do have one more very very important order of business and to get that going it's my pleasure to introduce the mayor of Jacksonville Donna Deegan. Donna? Female. A lady mayor? What's next? Thank you. Thank you so much. What a wonderful day for Jacksonville. This is all about Jacksonville. Would you like to? Hell yeah. Dan, I was seeing a picture of Donna deegan. I will vote for her. I don't know. You know what party she is I just serve one up to horn ball

Yeah, it's going going well over there future coach and we're excited to have you that's that's I'm on that press conference And I'm talking I'm pointing right over there like this is why I'm here Yeah, you know everybody has a you know every city has a team and money and all that and I got my old bag and the two kids over there, but Thank you so much what a wonderful day for Jacksonville This is all about Jacksonville's future coach and we're excited to have you here But I would be remiss if I didn't mention something really important about Jacksonville's past. Oh As I was walking in this afternoon...

We were slay traving. ...we lost Betty Petway today. Wait. Sorry, pause it. Go back. I was talking. What'd she say? I don't know who this person was.

She was very influential in getting the Jags to Jacksonville. About my... Forty years ago or whatever? She appears to be the wife of their former owner. So what are we doing? We're introducing another lady? Well, we can't. She's not alive.

She died that day. Oh, that day? Yeah. So the wife of a former owner died. And we need to bring this up in this press conference. And also, we've congrat bring this up in this press conference. Off the top. We've congratulated this guy for 45 minutes. Here's the mayor.

Hey, it's a somber day in Jacksonville. Congratulations, coach. However, we did lose a valued member. Hey, Coach Cohen, if you could just say a few words. Well. So somehow they get through this. As I was walking in this afternoon, Mark told me that we lost Betty Petway today.

And Betty and Tom Petway were two of the driving forces behind the fact that we even have a Jacksonville Jaguars team to talk about today. So as somebody who has loved this team since before we learned we had it, I'll say Godspeed to Betty and to coach on behalf of the entire city. Every resident here and Jaguar fans everywhere, we welcome you to Jacksonville. I would say that it really was wonderful to meet Ashley and your beautiful children truly

I mean Jackson and Callahan Fate you think shot or perhaps kismet Get it because of their names Whose fate that brought Jackson and Callahan to Jacksonville? Is there a city called Callahan or did he also mention that? Is that why I don't? Know I don't know my only guess is Tallahassee, but I don't know I really don't know just riding the coattails of Jackson in the scenario It sounds like they can't just say one without the other because that'll make the other kid feel very sad

So she brings it up It's kismet because of Disney and it's good luck that brought him there and then we have the tour guide laughter underneath Fate you think shot or perhaps kismet because of Disney and it's good luck that brought him there. Then we have the tour guide laughter underneath. Fate, you think shot or perhaps Kismet? You took my joke, I had to do something with it. That's good. That was her material. That was the owner. That's good. Shot or perhaps Kismet?

You took my joke, I had to do something with it. But seriously, this partnership is so important to the city of Jacksonville. We love this city with all our hearts. And Ashley, I look forward to the next time, maybe a year from now, when your husband is talking about your favorite city, he says, you know, Jacksonville. Jacksonville is her favorite. You know, not London. You know, it was London. You know, Jacksonville. Jacksonville is her favorite. You know, not London. You know, it was London.

You know, Paris. A pop spot, but. New York City. No, maybe by this time next year, it's Jacksonville. Talking about your favorite city, he says, you know, Jacksonville. Jacksonville. Even the crowd laughs.

Even the crowd laughs at Jacksonville. No one's going to ever say that. I don't know. Actually, I look forward to the next time, maybe a year from now, when your husband is talking about your favorite city, he says, you know, Jacksonville. No one's going to ever say that. I don't know. Actually, I look forward to the next time, maybe a year from now, when your husband is talking about your favorite city, he says, you know, Jacksonville. Jacksonville is her favorite city. We love this city with all our hearts,

and we couldn't be more thrilled to have you here and welcome you to our community. You're going to love the people here, and we're going to love you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you, Mayor. When you

Google what to do in Jacksonville there's like a little Google created list and it says is there anything fun to do in Jacksonville Florida things to do in Jacksonville and the first bullet point is go mural hunting. What? So they paint stuff on walls there? So you just sort of wander about downtown or wherever, and you're like, oh, look, a big wall that someone painted. I'm on a mural. There's got to be more to that story. That's what it says.

There must be some really cool murals, or maybe they're scavenger hunts, and they're all connected to each other or something. In London, you got the Tower of London, you got the British Museum, you got Buckingham Palace. Here I could get you a painting of that on a wall. But no, Jacksonville. But congratulations to Jackson Cohen.

I mean, the truth is nobody knows how any of this is going to work out. We all laugh at the Nick Sirianni press conference. Oh, yeah. And that wasn't even when he talked about the flowers in the soil. That was when he talked about smart teams and systems of preparation. He was full, you know. Just wasn't making any sense. That was when he talked about smart teams in systems systems of

Preparation he was full you know just wasn't making a Chris Farley show So you never know these guys have to be so nervy right? But it's just a lot to take somebody and their first time talking to their new city Their new team in front of all their bosses and then answering questions from The new media that they're going to see every day put a bunch of bright lights on them some people can handle it and some people can't I think that's what we're seeing who's their GM that might be the more important thing is he allowed to do the hiring yeah I don't know I mean I don't they don't have one right now to

my knowledge for a while it was shot Khan son. But I think he's off in wrestling now. OK, I kind of. They own a wrestling league. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, I do kind of like the Shanahan model, because I do believe a good head coach can be the difference in three or four wins, which is huge.

You know, I don't think in Major League Baseball a manager can affect his team in a negative or positive way for a quarter of their wins, where I think in football that can be done. Like I truly believe that Bill Parcells came in and with the same group could be four wins better than Dave Campa. And I think he was. So I agree. I don't, you know, now is this that guy? I don't

know. Also, like, if a certain organization is put together correctly, maybe it is you are able to interchange coaches. I don't know that as well. Like, Philadelphia has done pretty well. With Howie? with Andy Reid, but then yes Howie Roseman Wasn't Chip Kelly kind of moved Howie Roseman down the hall right literally like they had him managing equipment for a couple years But they didn't fire him so you don't think that guy had a day of like huh need me back now Yeah, funny funny it is. But he's obviously great.

So perhaps the Brian Schottenheimer thing, well, look, no matter what, it's a terrible hire. It's a terrible hire. No, I know. Can you say no matter what, though? What if he comes out and wins a whole bunch of games? It's good for Jerry. And it might work out.

But it could still be a terrible hire based on process. They did not do this normally. They didn't do it the way anybody else does. It's not going to work out, Julie. Not everything has to have a sunny side in the world. I know that's your position. Well, by the way, yesterday I was at, all right. It's not going to work out.

First year's probably a 7 and 10. I'm up to 9 now. You not going to work. We probably first year is probably a seven and ten I'm up to nine now You're up to what nine and eight why? They a lot of talent on that Ross Didn't we say that going into this year injuries bad luck Schedule won't happen again. I just looked up drinking the Jaguar. That's my job Jaguar's potential GM and The leader in the clubhouse is the Bears' assistant general manager who is black. So the Bears would get two third round picks if Jacksonville plucks him from Ryan Poles' administration. We just talked about this like a month ago,

the benefit to having guys in your pipeline. You can do that or you can just hire all the guys that you knew their dad and then it turns out those guys are usually white. Do you think these, there is kind of a spate of, a spate of GM openings? There's, there seems to be a few of them. Yeah. Is that a word? Spate? Seeing you're going to...

This is interesting. I don't know anything about this word. Spate, yeah. Yeah. I think that just means like a smattering, right? Large number of similar things. OK. OK, I think I feel like. There's no up Dan.

Do you feel like there's a spate this year? You got to give credit where credit is due. Yeah, yeah. No, that's good. Like is three openings a spate? Out of 30. 10%. No one knows what to say.

Anyway, the point is, did this help Will McClay get a nice extension, which he got today? Seems like it. It had to have. And that's the unfortunate thing is that there's. He is the GM of the Cowboys without getting to tell people he's the GM. He gets paid like the GM.

Yes. He has a great setup. I think he has the duties's the GM. He gets paid like the GM. Yes. He has a great setup. I think he has the duties of a GM. I think he's the one scouring rosters across the league. How do you know he has the same duties? He does. Do you take a look at him? Yeah. Is that a poop joke? Yeah, that's a poop joke. You're on probation. And she was smiling when she said it like man, this is gonna kill Once these guys get what I'm really saying Yeah, I kind of lost my train of thought there What no what no look well McClay can't do is

He has no control over the budget at all and I know the owner does control that but he can't like say hey Yes, let's lock in CD now because we got some free agents to sign Yeah, so he's a little falls a little short of the full role on that part But no he's him and his people are what keep this team relevant. They're one of the best drafting teams in the NFL Verifiably, you know everybody has misses but that's why they don't get bad enough for Jerry to do anything crazy or drastic or risky like Deon or Belichick or whatever because they're always going to have pretty good players so they're just good enough to to still be able to mark it

sure and keep the chatter going and you know what do they have to do to get over that hump yeah like this is a great place for them to be to be talked about all the time obviously it'd probably be great also if they won all the time but not over at Kansas City not if they won all the time and nobody was talking about Jerry like if they won a lot even Dion is a threat right no one's talking about Lamar Hunt no or is Clark it's Clark Clark Hunt yeah Clark Hunt but if they tough let's say they hypothetically do win a Super Bowl in the next two

years the Cowboys yes as much as Jerry thinks that the nation is out there thinking about the Schottenheimer family first Super Bowl, no one gives a shit. All anybody's gonna talk about is Jerry. And they might get to like, you guys, oh what's his name? It's Brian? The nation has not been talking about the Schottenheimer family. No, that's what I'm saying is that nobody cares. Right. Whereas if Deon had come here and won... It's Deon Dion Super Bowl. It's Jacksonville. Is it Jackson or Jacksonville? State to Colorado to back to the NFL.

That's a massive story. And so is Belichick. Yeah, that would be Jerry doing something he didn't want to do. He bit the bullet. He signed Belichick. And look at what happened. Look at what happened. Belichick Giants coach 2026

Okay, that's where i'm at now did you see Belichick and arch ooh Absolutely, doesn't it all make sense? like Yeah, I think the maras Took the page from jerry's book and said we're not going to the Maras took the page from Jerry's book and said we're not going to Fire a coach that's still under contract and fire a GM that's still under contract

they're watching all the hard knocks clips over and over just like we are and They're gonna suck this year They're gonna have a real high draft pick in a good quarterback class And yeah, they'll have Arch Manning and Bill Belichick one one person good quarterback class and yeah, they'll have Arch Manning and Bill Belichick one One person big bill might have to fight off on that job is looks like the big man is gonna be chilling in the barn this year Sure, he removed himself from consideration for the Saints job Which appears to be Kellen Moore's gig if he wants it dude. I didn't even think about saying that right? I don't remember who I heard talking about this, but Cliff removed himself because Cliff is living about as good as you can live right he's still being paid as a head coach

From Arizona. Yeah, that's why I was so shocking when they fired him is because they had just signed Kyler Cliff and the GM they fired the GM and like a year later. They fired Cliff So he doesn't he's like why would I want to go do that? So why not bring Cliff here? Because former head coach he would cost a lot. Okay. He'd be super expensive because you'd have to pay him to leave for a lateral move. No I'm saying head coach. No. I just. Would you have been into that over Brian Schottenheimer? Oh yeah, for sure. That's what Brian Schottenheimer did to me was lowered the bar to guys that I

would be really excited to think about. Like Cliff. Yeah. Cliff. Somebody's already failed as a head coach in the NFL. I heard. Yeah. Well, sometimes you need that. KT was talking about this. I agree. I'm not saying it wouldn't work but that's the bar being lowered I think in our brains too. Remember the one year, I think it was a year that Ben McAdoo was a consultant. Yeah. Like that's basically the same job Schottenheimer did. For the Cowboys? Yeah. He was just an offensive consultant.

That guy would have been, that's lower on your list right? At Bryan Schottenheimer. Who are they looking at for OC right now. Do you know? No, cuz I read the enemy Is out interviewing? He interviewed in New England and they ended up going back with Josh McDaniels How about a be enemy here what didn't UCLA fire him I think How about a BnMe here? Boy, didn't UCLA fire him? I think... I have no idea what he's been doing.

He may have some problems interviewing. He was with Washington, right? That was for like a year. BnMe was two years ago, yeah. Okay. But then the players aided him? Look, you guys, I don't care who you put in there, because at the end of the day it's the shoddy show and somebody else can come carry clipboard but full faith in Brian Schottenheimer you know

to really turn this thing around I bet you he got in front of Jerry and was like you know what I think we need to run the football and I bet that just resonated with Jerry because I don't know you can check me on this you have better access to these things and stats but he was saying things that he is all about that he did not do in Seattle no yeah so I think he knows what to say yeah I had to I had to defer to my head coach it's a great bit I got it would you want me to do yeah but he but the things he was saying in the press conference or is like Shanahan buzzwords what you want me to do? Yeah. But the things he was saying in the press conference

is like Shanahan buzzwords. What do you want me to do? Have my own opinion and do things my way? How do you think I got this job? Why would I have been hired to do that? No, the funny thing is Blake's right. It's just like we're going to be aggressive in forced turnovers.

In basketball, you might hear like, we're gonna defend as a team. If you get hired as an offensive coach in football now, you gotta talk about motion. Which is what he brought up. And the Cowboys did not do last year. He brought up tempo, which the Cowboys did not do. It's just all the basic Madden principles. And then he was like, we're gonna cut splits when he didn't do that in Seattle.

I just think he knew what to say to Jerry to get him to think that he's the next Shanahan. 15 years later. He had the buzzwords. All right, my brief. He won't make Christmas. Oh, wait. Dude, you've got to accept it. It's not going anywhere.

He's here. Just give him a shot. I've got more where this came from. I mean, come on. Did you invite her? I'm just going to sit over here and take my shots today, OK? OK, well, yeah. Just let it happen.

So I told you guys about this a couple weeks ago. We haven't had a chance to bring it up on the show, I don't think. Both of you said we haven't played any of this. I don't trust you. Because in my head, I've already done this whole segment, I think. But Jason Kelsey has a late night show on ESPN. Comes on at, I think, 1 a.m. Eastern. What if we mention that Jason Kelsey show review

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It's not their fault. I'm not mad at them for, hey Beth, not mad at them for going hey Beth, I'm not mad at them for going to get in their ESPN money or whatever. Like, just cash in, I guess. And I think they're likeable enough people. But it's like anything else we do. People seem to kind of like this thing. So some executives, like, what if we put it on all the time everywhere and jam it down everyone's throat and overexpose it and Put it outside of its comfort zone until everyone hates it and then we'll do it again. Hey that Geico caveman commercial is funny What if we made like a sitcom? Do you remember that? Oh, I very much remember that the Geico caveman

See at first I thought you were doing Trump from his vlog. That Geico ad is horrible. No, but I'm saying that was just too much. Like, yeah, it's a funny little commercial. Yeah. We only need a half hour a week about it. What about Jake from State Farm? That was a singular funny commercial that they've now turned into a giant personality.

The biggest shocker is that Jake from State Farm has not been turned into a Marvel character like in the Avengers or something. That's a good idea. Has a podcast. So. He's gotta have a podcast, right? The Jason Kelce show, They Call It Late Night,

which I believe is a tribute to an early NFL films documentary called They Call It Pro Football. He ran a little short of it. Oh, it's called They Call It Late Night? Yeah. Okay. And the grap, like he ran the NFL film short, it's cool, he's football, you know, history guy.

Couple things you have to know, the show is in Philadelphia and it's very Philly-centric. You know, Philadelphia is a unique place and the people in the crowd are all Philly'd up. Go birds. Go birds. And so there's that. He's got like Harold Carmichael on the show.

He's like the bartender behind the bar, because everyone's drinking beers. He's on every show? I don't know if he's on every show, but he's behind the bar on the first one. And the other thing that you're going to have is Kylie Kelsey. Who's got her own podcast, by the way? No. She does now. She does. Number one. That's got her own podcast, by the way? She does now.

She does. Number one. That's what I heard. There's no way, is there? Yeah. It's number one on podcast chart order. It's just that I know people who listen to Rogan. Right.

I'd like to meet the first person that's like, Kylie Kelsey, or hear the first clip. You always hear clips. Well, you need to talk to your- This guy said this on Rogan. you need to talk to this on Rogan You need to talk to Jennifer and Karen. Oh, yeah ladies that your wife went out with but one of them listens I will I'm you know what? I have a neighborhood party tonight. Oh I can't get out of and so that's tough. Dan. I have I have

book club tonight Not me, but her but it's not too like seven but I yeah you might be in bed but I was gonna say what I'm gonna get the kid I'm just saying I can do some interviewing tonight yeah let's just see if anybody has heard the Kylie Kelsey Kylie Kelsey Kylie Kelsey's corner what's her middle name don't know but it is called Kylie's corner on the show, which you'll see on this video. But I guess she's made a name for herself because when I saw her podcast released, she put out a trailer.

And I guess that- Do we need a trailer? Yeah, for sure. What does that mean? Like she put out a teaser video. Trailer is not the right word. Her podcast name is Not Gonna Lie. Yeah.

Where she previewed all the names she was gonna use, like I'll say it, and she went with not gonna lie. She actually said, I'll say it. I guess she'd been on Jason and Travis's podcast a couple times, and she's like, everybody's wanting more Kylie, well guess what, now you got it. I'll say it. Despite her best efforts to remain on the sidelines, being part of football's favorite family means

the world has found out about Kylie Kelsey, now armed with one mic and zero Fs. Kylie is ready to open up on her own terms. Okay, so we've been told or asked or something in the past, like, hey, you should do a teaser video, you should do this. Let's find other people's teaser videos and we parody those. Let's just do the exact, we don't have to write anything It might be the year of Dan. Yeah, like we just do the Kylie Kelsey. We'll just imitate it exactly frame by frame

I like it So she's involved here. She's kind of What was Letterman's announcer guy? She's kind of Larry Bud Melman? Like she's up on a perch, and she's the one who's gonna read things, and she's gonna read the content disclaimer. So more of a, hey now Hank, or Ed McMahon? Yeah, sort of, but do, say again?

What it seems to, He said Paul Schaeffer. No, not like Paul Schaeffer. He's like the guy, she's just up there doing announcements, like what's coming up next on the show, except she's terrible at it. OK. And has to read it.

So we'll play the first one. I wonder how she got the job. They probably had tryouts and determined that she's the best. Yeah, so first we're going to shout out his parents, then you'll meet her. Mom, Dad, you were wrong. Turns out letting me stay up late at night was a good thing in watching TV, right?

That was a joke. Listen, and one of the other cool, yeah, not only am I getting my own show, but I'm getting to make my own show with my wife, Kylie, as the announcer. Uh-oh. She's up in the balcony. There's a K, It's Kylie's corner.

Yeah. Two K's. Doing a smug. Doing a smug look. How do we spell her last name? Kylie's corner. I love that sign. Kai, is this not the fucking best?

Kai. It's amazing. I do have an official disclaimer though that I'm obligated to read. Yep. Perfect timing. We're obviously allowed to profanatize. So we are past midnight. We're on cable. We are.

Did you say? What did you say? Profanatize. OK. Yeah, you heard me. I was like, I think there's something in my spokes. He's allowed to say profanity? So yes, not only that, that is apparently a part of her bit.

What? Cursing. Profanitizing. Sweet, man. So it is? So you're aware of this? Oh, yeah. She'll say it.

They cuss all in front of their kids and everything. They crush their thing. That means she bones. She cusses, she buses? I don't know. Is that what they say? I don't think so. I don't care if people want to curse

in front of their children. Like, whatever. I don't, because not because of, like, I'm worried about them saying it and it's bad. I just don't want to put them in a bad spot at school. You know, it doesn't matter to me. But I think bragging about it is extremely, extremely lame. Yeah, if that's your identity.

So that's what you're going to hear here is they're like, oh, bro, you think our kids would be shocked like this? Eee. There you go, Rob. I do have an official disclaimer, though, that I am obligated to read. To our viewers, this evening's program is intended for mature audiences.

Young viewers, such as your children, may hear language that is inappropriate for them not our kids. Absolutely, yeah, no, swearing is not an issue at our house so you may hear the occasional F-bomb or something like this. I fucking love you, Kai. I fucking love you too, Jay. You right. You have four more of these? We're not going to play all of them. Yeah, there you go. Turns out letting me see the show is not. That's what they do.

That's it. They love you. They love you, Jay. It's really sad, because they are really funny people, I think, in their normal element. And then when you put them out on a stage and you have Jason, Kelsey, like see how he's just like yelling every third word, because he doesn't really know how to even. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And then you put Kelsey or Kylie on a perch and, and I don't know. But when you watch his podcast with Travis, which is a very popular podcast where they're just being themselves sitting at home, he's hilarious, right? And that's, it's just kind of sad. And she's really funny too, and normal. And a lot of females like me in our age range, their moms, like her and think that she's refreshing

because she's real and all of that. But then you just put her in a situation like that and it's just like so cringe. It's a bad idea. Yeah. We've seen it happen to a million people over time. Right? Like where you just, they take your bit and they're like, do the bit, over-promote it. Yeah.

They're like, I don't know if it works here. Like I said, it's very Philadelphia heavy, but this next one is interesting because every one of the crowd, they've got their Eagles jerseys on. Probably all like our ages, you know, Blake to Jake to Dan ages, mostly male, some female, but it's very Philadelphia. Now imagine if this were happening in Dallas and they wanted to Dallas it up or Texas it up.

They go to the crowd and they have created like a stereotypical generic Eagles Philadelphia fan lady. So like if this were here, it'd be like if they go to the crowd and there's a guy like in a 10 gallon hat and he's like, you know, well, howdy Jason Whitten. That would be weird to us. Cause we would think that that's really not

how most people here are. Which is why this bit was confusing to me. This is the generic Eagles lady. This show is not strictly going to be about Philadelphia. What? Oh, yo, if this show ain't about Philly then what in the gritty city is it even about? Or Wawa or something. Well, it's going to be a show about everything pro football. It's a love letter in some ways to the sport

that I spent playing my whole career. And Jesus Christ, you are taking huge bites. He's just eating a sandwich. Come back. OK, yeah. All right. That's the joke. And you can even see there's a guy behind her who kind of

looks like Charlie from Always Sunny. and he's wearing an Eagles jersey and when she goes, well yeah, what in the gritty titties is this? He just kind of shakes his head and goes, gritty titties, cool. Just like we would do if some guy stood up and was like, oh. This guy is just like, all right. Now is this their first episode? Yes. This is the one they planned for.

Yeah, that's what I was going to say. They got their best people in there in the writing room. Put their best stuff on paper. Do more generic, Hegel's Lady. This is the third one. This one's quick, and then we'll wrap up with the bit. You want to talk about the NFL. Cool, right?

Woo! Woo! Yeah. to talk about the NFL. Cool, right? Woo! Whatever, whatever. Just give me more Eagle stuff, you dirt. Eagle stuff? Alright, more Eagle stuff. I gotcha. That's it. That's her entire points as a plant in the show. She's kind of the Chris Elliot out in the crowd of the early Letterman shows or something. Yeah, yeah. She's got a sub, a Philly cheesesteak. Now this last one here, what we have is,

and I feel bad at times for Jimmy Kimmel because of this, because he's ABC, they're paying him a ton of money. He's gotta get involved in a bunch of shit that I think he would be like, I don't wanna do that. Like, appear on other shows or promote this or do bits for people. He's probably met Jason and Travis Kelsey. It's ABC ESPN. So, uh...

Oh, are you telling me Kimmel's about to appear on this show? Yes. Okay. And, uh, the bit is terrible. He likes sports. He likes sports. Yeah, okay. So we'll just watch it and you tell me if you think this really really hit Kelsey's giving you a studio tour

It's not just a door It's a portal and it's gonna take me to any talk show host that I need to talk to either bounce ideas off of or Usually seek advice Go in the door now. We're gonna cut to a can bit Fork Now we're going to cut to a canned bit. Pork Parmesan. What's up, buddy? He's in Kimmel's office. He's here again. Wearing different clothes. Let me call you back.

It doesn't really work. Hey, man. Aren't you supposed to be doing your first show right now? Yeah, I was just taking everyone on a tour, showing them backstage, the set, and I thought I'd show them the portal. You showed the audience the secret portal? It's for talk show hosts only.

Wait, what am I, why am I in different clothes? That's what the portal does. It changes you into casual clothing. How many of this over-explaining? How many of this over-explaining times you are here? Sorry, Jimmy, I'm just, I'm very nervous. It's my first show. I thought I'd come to you.

All right, but you've come to me a lot of times now. What I think you really should do is go back through the portal. Okay, do the show and Don't come back here Okay Yes, that makes okay. Yeah, you know what they say at the end of a talk show Good night Good night. Okay. Yes, yeah, all right.

Cool, right? Cool, right? All right, let's head back to the stage. That's the bit. That's the whole thing. That's the whole bit. What was the payoff? Someone wanted to go night night

and they just stopped writing. They just stopped creating whole bit. What was the payoff? Someone wanted to go night night, and they just stopped writing. They just stopped creating that bit. How long is the show? It's an hour. Hour. Hour. It's an hour. Boy, don't you think you should have started 30 minutes?

Look, there's another five minute bit where he's talking to, hm, OK. Actually, I do want to play a little bit of this one. They do a very long bit. It's completely failed where he's talking to him from when he's a kid him whenever he's older I don't really care about the bit and this is gonna play better on visual But I I need to start the first part of this video and ask you guys a question I don't know that it's good that I can identify players by their hands, but man, I love

identify players by their hands, but man, I love f***ed up hands. Now it's beat. Hey Jay, let's move on from the hand stuff. Okay, not funny, whatever. Good point. Anyway, that's our studio. Man oh man, what I wouldn't give to go back in time and tell myself as a kid, little dude,

you're going to have your very own TV show one day There comes young yeah, okay Young Kelsey walks out let it play a little bit more and I so I can Whoa It's 14 year old me Where am I okay pause it? I have a very important question to ask everyone. This appears to me playing Travis Kelce at 14 to be a very tall little person. Oh really? Or some type of new person who is a medium person. Go back to it, look at his features and listen to the way he talks.

That it? You're in Philadelphia at the very first episode of your late TV show. You're saying it's not a 14-year-old. No, that's an adult. You're in Philadelphia. Well, this is going to blow your mind, but you end up playing professional football

for the Eagles. Whoa, I play for the Eagles? Yeah, you become the starting center. That's an adult, right? Fucking lineman, great! Well, listen, I'm retired now, but you do win a Super Bowl. Take me there, let's get on the field. I retired, and now we hope to let you talk to you.

It looks older, but... Yeah, not more than a Super Bowl. I do like your description of a new kind of person. I think that's what we're looking at. Between little person and... of a new kind of person. Little asshole, I was. I think that's what we're looking at. Between little person and average person. That is not a ninth grade child. You're right.

That is an adult. And that is an adult who is very short, I guess. Wait, is this live? I think so. So does it have to do with? Yeah, it is beeped. Does it have to do with child labor laws at midnight? Wait, what?

I don't know. I don't know. Are you not allowed to have a 10-year-old out there? So we have to throw out an adult? Yeah. I want to get to the bottom of this because. And they're like, hey, well, don't bring me a little person because that's just, do you have anything in between?

Yeah, no. And they're like, actually, I do. Like I said, for a mere. You're on the phone with their talent agency. It's something. It's something different. I can't get to your real eight-year-old. Look, like I said, for a long time, we had the same cars.

For a long time, we just had this and this. And now, yeah, in the future, there's new stuff. And now we have a medium. I know a few. All right. We all know a medium, right? Yeah, there's a new kind of medium. We'll figure it out.

That's sweet. When's that? Well, I don't care when it's on. Yeah, don't watch it. It sucks. But you did it for us. Yeah, thank you for doing that so we didn't have to. You know, I know it's Wednesday, but we now have to do this. The Thursday viewer mail follow up extravaganza

inclement fossil thing. We get to do this. The Thursday viewer mail follow up extravaganza inclement fossil thing. Got it. The Thursday viewer mail follow up extravaganza inclement fossil thing. How about those property taxes, Dan? They're due.

Oh, you want this to be by Ownwell? Brought to us by Ownwell? I'm going to say that is what the sheet says. Yeah, I know. I know. We're moving around. But OwnWell. Yeah.

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It's important that you use that. We're calling you to act. Yes. Shun. No. All right. I have a bunch of emails here, some follow-ups. The license plate follow-up. Do you remember last week somebody was surprised that C-K-N-B-U-T-T was rejected, which we were saying was chicken butt, yet they had

like Jim Nazi was allowed. Bodie writes in, Brubbs is just me or is the light license plate CKNBUTT rejected more so because it's deciphered as cock in butt as opposed to chicken butt. I brought that up that day. You did? But the morning news article about it, maybe I should have just trusted my instincts because the morning news articles yeah but I mean that's their interpretation of it right? So that guy's probably right. He signs off Bodhi and then the coach who never punts. Oh, hey. And I wanted to just make a note,

because that's become a very popular sign off on email. Yeah, sorry. And that might just get your email read. At least this small window of time that it is amusing me, that might make me just read your email on the air. I was with friends recently and just started. This is a big moment for me.

I just started telling them what was up with Kevin Kelly, the coach who never punts these days because I don't really have anybody to talk to about it. All that research. I watched like three interviews, read three articles, like prepare all these questions. And then I show up and it's just some guy. Some guy named Kevin

Kelly is a listener of ours. Yeah, and He scheduled a sit-in. Well, he bought a roof through qualis. Oh, he brought a roof through quality. I think about I don't think he lives here Yeah, he said he sat in the den and Had told Blake leading up to it, he would just sign off the coach who never punts. Because his name is Kevin Kelly. And then Blake is like, oh my gosh, it's the coach who never punts. And then he thought that was the guy coming in

and yes, Jake. Now the guy. I was so excited. The bad thing, the thing that could paint me in a bad light is that he emailed me ahead of time and said, hey, I've been doing this bit with Blake. I can't believe he really thinks it's the coach. And Dan immediately called me and told me,

hey, don't prepare for that. Isn't that what happened? Well, the point is I didn't tell anyone. I just let you believe that it was going to be Kevin Kelly. I love it. Put on my best Sunday best. You don't always have to let Jake in on all the jokes, do you? Well, I probably should have let him in,

because that was more of a we're doing it to Blake. It's fun to trick Jake, too. Jake likes to trick other people, but it's really fun to trick Jake. He could have cured cancer in that time. I could have. That he spent. Maybe one more news story.

Yeah. You know, something in between that. One more Jason Kelsey clip. Yeah. Yeah Hey fellas, I made this a few weeks ago. I forgot to send it in. I hope you like 1950s crooning This is from Matt Wissen Aka Rick Arnett's 35 year old son to make Dan feel old Rick Arnett's 35 year old son to make Dan feel old. Matt Wissen. Rick Arnett was the producer of Bad Radio when that first went on the air. And body number one.

Rick Arnett was body number one. How many bodies did you trample on, Dan? 27? And, anyway, his son, I just remember him as a little kid, and apparently now he's making songs for us. Let's see if it sucks. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumbie doobie, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumbie doobie. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumbie doobie, dumb, wow wow wow wow. Well, I love you, dumb zone, the more you give dumb zone. Wow

Good It's a win you see The so's a week let's get Yeah, so go and grab your buddy it's time to get more Yeah, yeah, it's great we'll put it at the end of the show. And the Kevin Kelly thing, uh, shook me so bad. I don't know why somebody would want to pretend to be Rick Arnett's son, but I replied now and was like, fucking prove it, dude.

Think you're pulling one over on me again? No, he sent me pictures of him and Rick in Europe. Oh, you actually did say prove it? I was like, hey, that's cool, man. And he's like, yeah. I told him your dad's always been great to me. He seems really cool. Were you digging for proof?

Were you trying to be virtual while also digging for proof? Wow. OK, good. Yeah. Yeah, good. Yeah. Yeah. Good dude. I bet you, well, I don't know. I was going to say, I bet you that gets you laid.

Not the Rick Arnett son thing, but. Being able to write a. I mean, I don't know. Perhaps on songs. Both the ladies at the bar are like, hey, get them Rick Arnett's son. That's a different skill, you know? No, it's great.

How did he not send it to us the second he's done with it? That's amazing. It's like, oh yeah, I made this a couple weeks ago. I forgot. I hate people like that. Yeah, like I just do so many great creative things all the time. Yeah, I can forget about one. I just can't stop creating.

I'm already on replay number three at that point. Follow up on Carrie Kuhn. Having just watched The Leftovers for the first time, my ears perked up when her birthday was mentioned Jake chimed in with the misinformation that she was in a Les relationship with an older lady. I knew it was inaccurate Jake corrected himself saying he mistook Carrie Coon for the actress who portrayed Marcia Clark in the OJ murder trial miniseries But there's an odd coincidence in this mistake. The Marcia Clark actress is Sarah Paulson.

Before she changed teams, she was engaged to the male playwright, Tracy Letts, who later married Carrie Coon. Whoa! And they are still together. Interesting, wow. And now you know the rest of the story that is from subscriber Ross. That's a good one That is a good one

Ross you've got the seal of approval on Jake from Jake. I have a viewer mail for Establish the run Blake. Okay. This is there's a commercial out there right now. You've probably seen it Lake. There's a commercial out there right now, you've probably seen it. This one, Dear Vanquisher of the Volva and the Perineum Punisher. You know what that is? Your perineum. What is that? Yeah, I heard it during her childbirth. It's your taint. They have a word for it. I have a question for the parents. It's not taint. No. No. Okay. No. There's a commercial that runs in heavy rotation, a kid probably eight years old sitting on his bed in pajamas and his dad walks in and put him in bed. The kid starts asking his dad how quick the internet can get info on volcanoes and how to make a project. Why'd you say it like that? Volcanoes? What

do you say? Volcanoes. And how to make a project. The dad asks when the project is due and how much is done. The kid says, tomorrow and none. The dad just says, OK, I'll go get the glue. Is this bad parenting? And what would Mr. Establish the Run do about this procrastination? Because this emailer says, I think the kid should be hit.

I don't know if that's still. Yikes. We were talking to him. Wouldn't go that far. You are a corporal punishment guy though, right? Yeah, but I mean, when it's warranted in my opinion, not just all willy nilly. Yeah, I mean that's.

Well, this is the whole thing. It's your opinion. Yeah, it's, the Nazis. I thought if he watches Dude Perfect it's warrants a spanking no No, no, it's due perfect. It's actually a lot better than a lot of that stuff on YouTube They don't cuss they don't say freaking like all the other little guys on YouTube I don't are they better here. I survived series I don't care about... Are they better than the I Survive series?

Yeah, they are actually. There's no disastrous endings. They don't all die at the end. I don't care so much about the kids witnessing cursing from other people. But I do care about getting them used to content that just blows. Like Dude Perfect. I don't want them to think that that's good you know what I mean no what I mean yeah I get it know what I mean we all know what you mean I don't know probably an opportunity

there to teach him a lesson by well it looks like you're not gonna get a passing grade here but I might try to help out I was that kid every way to the last minute I was that parent for sure Helping at the last minute. Oh my gosh. Yeah, where's your wife? Doing some stuff I actually got a question that maybe is directed towards Jake Cuz the subject line was would Chappie do this Had an experience this week. It made me wonder would Chappie do this? Jake's dad, you're familiar with Chappie?

Very much. I was on a plane and when we landed, the guy on the aisle seat opposite me stood up, unsolicited and largely silent, began to direct the deplaning of our row. This including him, he included him raising my armrest to make it easier for me to stand up. He also tried to help everyone in the vicinity get their bags down from the overhead bins. I'm 43 and relatively

healthy not an elderly woman so it was not really necessary for me but some seem very appreciative. I remember Jake saying Chappie would often help a stranger park etc. Oh yeah. Like so he'll direct you into parallel parking. For sure. He's waving. So this seemed to be in his repertoire. He's like tarmac. Oh my gosh I love parking helper guy. That's from DF Joel. It's so embarrassing as a man to be helped by parking helping guy. Especially because I've had this happen to me. You're with a lady, you're with a woman and you're trying to show her I can do this. And then you can't after two or three tries. Some guy walks in, oh yeah.

Well no, I would love to have Chappie in the room with me, too Well, I'm trying to find it Where's the angle here? He's just doing this much Often she'll help you along there though. Yeah, um guide it in. Yeah, I could say help guiding everything in Yeah, but he will do that I could definitely see him doing that. He... You know, especially like post-retirement, he was in charge of a lot of people. Will he get to know the stewardess? For sure. Like he'll know their name by the end?

He wants to get to know everybody. Okay. But he was in charge of a lot of people. So he felt very important and like powerful. And now, you know, he's just kind of retired. And the people that are working on his house, man, they deserve hazard pay. Because he needs to be in control of something.

So he would definitely stand up on an airport and kind of give like, all right, you now. You now. On the airplane? That's being old. Does he do that on an airplane? My dad does not go on airplanes. Oh.

Unless he absolutely has to. Really? Why? He likes driving. Road trip man. So it's not John Madden. Like Nate Newton. No, he's flown plenty and they'll fly, they've taken a couple of Caribbean vacations where

they had to fly obviously. But if, I mean, they go to Utah, they go to Newations where they had to fly, obviously. But if, I mean, they go to Utah, they go to New Mexico, they go to Arizona. Vegas, right? They go to Vegas, and they drive everywhere. I have two anchor words submitted by DFS. The first from Andrew, smithereens. You really only hear things blown to smithereens. That's correct hear things blown to Smithereens. That's correct.

In Matt Dallas, bumpkin. Country. What tree? Country bumpkin. I threw on another word there just for good measure. I just need the first syllable. Country bumpkin. Urban bumpkins.

What does that actually mean? Okay, I got a few of these, Blake. Hoyle. Is that your, the guy, your Chinese food restaurant? Not Hoyle. Starting. What's his name? Brian Hoyer.

No, Hoyle according to Hoyle. Yeah. I think according to plan, right? Because Hoyle is a brand of playing cards named for an 18th century Englishman named Edmunds Hoyle, who is known for his works on the rules in play of card games. And I guess that's why people say, according to Hoyle.

But I've heard according to Hoyle. Is that? Moyle is like what they do your snip with, right? Moyle? What is that called? Oh! Huh? Also we have Wim.

Hi, Taron. Ana Wim. Yeah. We have Lou. A Moyle's the guy. Moyle is the guy who cuts it. Cuts the weiner or the foreskin? Yeah. We have Lou. A moil is the guy. A moil is the guy who cuts it. Cuts the wiener, or the foreskin? Yeah.

Hopefully not the whole wiener. What do they do with the foreskin? Uh, you plant it actually. For real? No, I didn't Blake plant the placenta though. Yeah, my backyard. Or maybe the wife will be like, oh, bonus! I thought people eat the placenta.

You can. They didn't offer us. I don't think we paid for the VIP package. Yeah. And then what? Pro quo. Quid pro quo. That's a Latin phrase.

Go on. Quid pro quo, it means something for something. You can't just take half of a phrase in another language and say, it's only heard with this. That's the entire phrase. Listen, this guy just. You can't just say. With authority.

Just say, diem. Yes. This guy's even. Carpe. Right, but that's the saying is seize the day. Per. Diem. Per diem.

OK. You're right. So there's two things. So there's a got him. there's a... Got him! It's quite a war of words over here. I like it. They cut it off. Hey, within... They take a thing and... Now this is called...

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gummy thoughts brought to you by early bird CBD Let's see, was thinking about your ants falling off tables gummy question. That was a good one. Just think about how big an ant is, correct? And then falling off a table. Like the relative scale. Yes. That would be like you falling off the Empire State Building.

Yeah. But you'd be dead, and you'd get smushed. Yeah, the ants just like, whoo, whoo, scurries away. We feel bad for ants, don't we? We never really think about their feelings. No, I think the point is that they live, and humans don't we? We never really think about their feelings. No I think the point is that they live and humans don't so something about their like their anatomical, their anatomy means that they can withstand that. Yeah. You can't. Like how are they not so scared that they explode? Go on. Duke

writes a question in the same vein as why lizards can walk on the ceiling. It seems magic. It seems magic. Even though I know they have sticky hands or whatever you want to call their Velcro grip. Boy, this is an early burn. I've spent hours staring at ceilings in Indonesia watching geckos hunt, fight, woo, and have sex. Often memorized to the point of staring in silence till my chemicals wore off. Then he wants to ruin our buzz by telling us a huge part of the answer is that they're light and not very dense.

We are heavy and dense. Boring. Filled with water and meat. Video man can explain terminal velocity better than I can. True? He says- True that he can explain it better than you? Well, no. Duke. Oh, okay. Then Duke, I'm sure he can explain anything better than me.

He says the terminal velocity of ants and lizards is low because their density and body shapes couple with their low mass. This means they hit the ground slowly and with very little force so they don't break their ant legs. Yeah. A penny falling from a two-story building would hurt a lot if it hits you in the head but a gecko wouldn't hurt nearly as much even though the gecko is probably 20 to 30 times heavier. Interesting. OK. So the penny is more dense, is he saying? Yes.

Than a gecko? Yeah. Whoa. I like gummy thoughts. Can a ant survive dropped off a house? Yeah. Oh, we're taking it? I think that means we're done.

I thought he had a video of an ant falling off. Yeah. I was like, whoa. How do you get that? Holy shit. Playing you off the stage. I have one from Beth, who is with us here at Rivian. Drop Beth?

Yes. Drop Beth, everybody. Hey, she lives. Her gummy thought is, I completely stopped down this morning when I realized whether I use probably or must for some reason that changes the tense of the verb that follows. Her example, that probably drives me nuts. That must drive me nuts. Wow.

That's a person who actually knows how to speak English. What's the deal with that? And would consider that. I'm kind of out here running and gunning. Yeah, I don't know. Just hoping for the best. But it is a gummy thought, I would say. Yeah, it sounds like it.

Here's mine. I've got one too to submit when you're done. Okay. This is pretty quick. That's what she said. Thank you're done. OK. This is pretty quick. That's what she said. Thank you, Julie. I'm going to say, if I can't get Julie to at least chuckle, then within our lifetime, so like in the next 15 to 20 years.

You're going to die in 20 years? You will be able to basically watch your entire full day back. So are we going to have some kind of a GoPro implanted in our forehead. I'm sketchy on the tech, but like there'll be a camera in your car that will be on all the time. You, the, the level of cameras that you see on the street, uh, in your home, there'll be cameras everywhere. I fully believe that.

And maybe if you're just on the phone and you're not in front of a camera they kind of run like B-roll. But the audio will be there. The audio will be available to you. Everything you do at the end of the day you'll be able to look at or listen to. I believe that. And it might be because I'm using the AI note taker thing. And it's just basically taking me, talking to it in the car,

and providing me with very organized notes of it. Really? Dude, it's great. Like, weirdo use of this. I need a seventh thing to take notes in. So I do, like on Saturday mornings, I go to an AA meeting, right? And I don't want to just be writing stuff down the whole time.

I don't really want to be writing at all because it doesn't feel personal. But I'll try to remember some things while people are talking and the second I get in my car, it's about a 15, 10, 15 minute drive home, I just talk the whole time. Of things I thought of, of things I heard people say. I hit a button and I've got a perfect outline. I've edited down of exactly what everything I heard, and it's just not even temporal. So if I had a point on something that I had mentioned

five minutes ago, it'll put it back up there. You know what I mean? I do not know what you mean. I'm glad you said that. I'm glad you tagged it with that. So how does it put it up there? Fuck if I know. Because it knows your train of thought

and where it should have gone. Yeah, and it knows your brain better than you do. You were talking about routine. Oh, well, here's something five minutes later you said about routine. We'll put that back up in the routine or the schedule part or whatever. So my point is that when you have video, audio,

and text of your whole day, there'll be like a night, you can just watch your own sitcom or your own show at the end of the day every day. I believe that. Yeah, that was a pretty good Black Mirror episode. Is that all of them? Yeah, and he ends up taking out the little implant thing because you don't want to see it.

Yeah, especially when they do flashback episodes. Was that the one where his wife was cheating on him or something? Well, yeah, didn't he cheat and she retaliated or something? Or something like, wasn't it implanted into the fish in the fish tank and the fish that told the tale that he was cheating on something? Yeah.

But anyways. That would help, especially in the evening. Unless you're trying to commit a crime. Well yeah, that's the problem. It would help with what? It couldn't get away with anything. Well no, when my wife will ask, what'd you guys do on the show today? I'll be like, I don't know.

I know. I have no idea. I know. And it could have been the wildest thing. That used to be the hardest question, like doing four hours on The Freak or whatever. And I'd come home from work all exhausted and be like, what did you all talk about? I'm like, I, I, I. Yeah, who knows?

You just go to your room and you sit there and you close the door. I'm like, I can't even talk anymore, let alone try to recap the four hours that I was doing on the radio. So that's what we have to do. Yeah. It doesn't go well. Shut the door. Get our wives together. Let them talk.

Then make them do a four hour show. And then we can have silence. And then? And we don't have to hear about their day. This could be. Oh, wait. You have a gummy thoughts. I have a gummy thoughts.

It's actually one that came from my daughter, because I think kids are gummy thoughts. Things kids say is gummy thoughts. Something to that. OK. Everything they say is like ridiculous. Yeah, it's whimsical and like, oh, jeez. And they just say what pops in their brain, right?

Yeah. And so she said one yesterday that I think fits perfectly a little bit with y'all's aunt conversation. So she asked me the question, because we're supposed to know everything as their parents. She said, mom, do you think there's a worm? Yes.

I like this. Like worms in general blow my mind. And then we start talking about their mouths. Like do they have them? Where are they? What do they eat? But what she said is, do you think there's a worm that pops its head out of the ground and says down to the other worms, all clear?

Yeah, I mean a scout a scout worm A scout worm of sorts. Yes, because their whole life they're dodging feet I like it birds birds. Yes feet hooks. Yes I like it birds birds yes feet hooks yes It is funny like She's on to something that there are times where like I'm putting the kid down and I might have like got a little head start and She'll start asking me questions and I'm gonna fucking great question

That is crazy that what do you think it is? Solve this one. It's fun. It's very fun. Yeah, so you can cut a worm in half and then both sides will live. There's no way that's true for every worm. Some of them, though. How would you differentiate which ones get to do that and which ones don't? You're only half a worm, and then you get a whole wiggly worm. It wouldn't be fair. I think they all are wiggly if you cut them in half. I know jellyfish do that. Or at least that's at least what I filled out on that.

If you cut a jellyfish in half, it would regenerate. That's what I put on my daughter's poster board for a science project. It was about jellyfish. And I was like, jellyfish facts. And I'm like, son of a bitch. Everything I've learned from her, I'm like, that's crazy. I do the same thing.

Like the animal books. Oh, yeah. I'm going to take this one into my room. Wow. Never knew that. Those things fly, huh? So what animal would be the most gummy-thought animal? I think the worm would be right up there.

The worm is crazy to think about. You're very confused just in general about what they're doing. Although, when I watch those octopus videos. Yeah. Right up there. There are so many tentacles of things we could talk about. I think of you every week.

Dude, get her out of here. I'm so tired. I didn't even catch what she said. You didn't break. Thank you, Rob. Get her off the screen. Yeah, it's a good sign for a break. Well, thank you to Early Bird CBD for sponsoring Gummy Thoughts.

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Julie's here with us She has a podcast as well. Hello. Called the Mom Game and I don't know if you heard this piece of audio but I thought you'd like to hear this is from their one of their recent programs. I know because you know I'm going to Mexico next week. I ain't got no time. No you don't. So keep your distance. Okay. Don't come. I was gonna give you a big fat kiss today. Don't keep your distance. Hey, don't come. I was gonna give you a big fat kiss today. I've just been thinking about how much I really value you and our friendship.

Keep your lips to yourself girl like maybe maybe there's maybe there's more. We're like what? Where's the tear? Where's the timer's not? The timer's not? Oh, yes, it is like, where's the tear? The timer's not happening. Oh, yes, it is happening. Maybe I finally was ready to kiss a woman. I don't know. Jesus!

Never done it. If you were gonna kiss a woman, don't you think it would be somebody better than me? Like, let's, I think you can do a lot better. That's all I'm saying. You do? Oh my gosh. Heavenly. That's all I'm saying. You do? Oh my gosh. Emily.

That's so nice of her. Wasn't prepared for y'all to hear that. That would be a great way to promote that podcast. Just our first makeout session. Oh, I'm sorry. Today's podcast is behind the paywall. I'm like, I'm logging in. Oh, I'm sorry. Today's podcast is behind the paywall. I'm like, I'm logging in. Oh, no doubt, yeah.

If I could see Julie's jobs and Emily Jones making out. You need Bitcoin? What do you need? Just like GoDaddy.com. Yeah, I've been walking into the studio and rubbing down Dan Blake every day. We're stuck on 6,000, so nobody cares. Yeah.

We put the video up every day. It'd be just, oh, hey fellas. But for the two of them. Everyone's used to it by now. That's brilliant marketing. Why didn't we think of that? Right. Yes. And to be continued. Dun, dun, dun.

Everyone's clicking on that ping, right? Maybe. And they're going to click on it and it's just going to be us sitting there, laughing, snorting, drinking wine. And then you're like, I want my money back. Well, I'm not saying to be us sitting there laughing, snorting, drinking wine. And then you'll be like, I want my money back. Well, I'm not saying to just be sitting there laughing, drinking wine. I'm saying you got to make out. Got to give the people what they want. Yeah.

Oh, no. It was all just a joke, Dan. I would never make out with Emily. Yeah. Unsubscribe. Unsub. Now Blake and I were laughing in the break because I was looking at his template, his show notes.

And it's sort of the same template I had whenever I became bad radio producer and then on down. And then he keeps the same format of the Google Doc. And he was looking at March 19th, 2020, which was... Because I was gonna say, like, I have every run sheet of every show we've done together and the template has been the same. And so I pulled up the first one we ever did

and it was pretty interesting seeing what we were doing on March 19th, 2020. The first show with Blake. So you and I had done maybe a month, a little over a month, but now we're in COVID and Blake is hired. So in the open, it seems like that's when we, I believe this was when they did the flyover

for the nurses, which I thought was a poor use of money at that time. Okay. Because his wife who was a nurse was like, boy, this is great. Death all around me, but here's the blue angels. Yeah, well here, yes. Yeah. That's when we got the,

Twiggy was commenting on the flyover and I think we got a drop from her. We were saying could Dez play in the slot? Because Dez was still, could he come back? Could he play in the slot? We were thinking could Emmanuel Sanders come to the Cowboys? Was that when I was guaranteeing he'll be at training

camp? Yeah. Yeah. That was many years, but yeah. Let's just get to the 230. One of my few misses. This has the Julie not listening in it. And then the Coach O PSA where he's talking to the doctor. There's a lot in this show. Anyway, at 230, we had a segment called Is It Racist?

And it featured Dan liking a tweet with the N-word in it. Always a dicey proposition. I had a retweet the other day where I didn't look at the name of the account at all, and it was in there. And the cool thing is I didn't immediately think, I got to call my boss. I was like, what happens?

But are you allowed to like a song? Are you allowed to? It's just the way when you hit like publicly and everyone can see it and the words right there, it just, it's a little weird. Not for you, I guess, but yeah. And not in 2025 for sure. No, no.

Here's James. You guys wanna do this? Absolutely. From the zone news. for sure. No. No. Here's James from the GoZone News. So, it's fun that we are here at a car dealership today or a car space from a car maker. Because this story involves another car dealership here in town. This is a Sewell property. You've heard of that. Been around forever. This in particular is the Lexus dealership. And what we have here is a guy who was fired after ten years of working at this Sewell dealership here in Dallas. And he was fired fired after his bosses found out about his wife's career online in the OnlyFan world. Oh. So the news is that he actually just won, I guess it's like an injunction or something from a judge telling him you can sue them for that. He's been battling this, he got

fired about two years ago and he's been battling the legal side of it. I actually saw Philip Kingston was the one who tweeted about this because his take was like, hey that's a massive operation over there. They definitely should have known whether or not it was legal to fire somebody over this or not. Now they say it wasn't because of that and he he says it was, but they did have a conversation with him where they called him in, and apparently what happened was one of the employees there, someone below him, had seen it online, on Twitter, Instagram, and OnlyFans, and recognized the woman's face from his desk, where he had pictures of the family. So what did he went told the boss? He started sending it around to the other employees, not that

guy, but the other employees. They all started talking about it and it became a thing that people talked about at work and the bosses said this has become a distraction this runs against our code of ethics and it's a problem for the workplace and they fired him and according to him they even told him to say he was fired for a different reason probably means you're getting sued anytime you have to tell an employee like just lie about this but yeah he will now have the ability to sue. I'll bet you she got a ton more subscribers once coworkers learned that too.

Yeah. Rob was actually telling me a story to break about from a few weeks ago. There was a story of a sheriff's deputy in Colorado that they found hers. She'd been there for like 21 years. And she was like, I think maybe her house got hit by a storm and the insurance wouldn't cover it.

She's like, I need money. And I also have these massive cans, which she does. Yeah. And she started doing, Beth. Started doing, what? Just call her out? Drop Beth.

Yeah. She's new and improved. No, no. Oh, I thought that's what you meant. She's new and improved. No, no. I thought that's what you meant. She cuts the drops, right? Yeah. You just said something. I thought you meant because she recently had cancer

and got new cans. No, I'm just one step ahead. Did you not know that? We need Jake saying, he said, I have massive cans. But the point is, you said it to her. Shoot, now I said it. You just talked over me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, I had that too, you know. Right, yeah. Yeah. Now is there?

I don't know what I stumbled into, but all I know is that she cuts the drops, right? Could you have gotten bigger cans if you wanted? Oh, dear. I'll take the hit here. Yeah, sure. Let's talk about this. Could you have?

Yeah. Well, to an extent. So you were married at the time, right? To what extent? Well, you have to have something to work with. And when you have a double mastectomy, you don't have much to work with. Yeah.

Does that make sense? So there's a cap on what you can get done based on your lack of base. Right, you've got to have some tissue. You've still got to have some skin. Because was your husband with you in the doctor's office when he's talking about the different sizes He could make and your husband's like, I mean it doesn't matter honey, whatever you but I mean, you know

I don't know like what you say was that a sneeze? Just a little bit more he's he shakes the doctor's hand on the way out. He's got a 20 Little bigger doc. Right. She doesn't know what she wants. She's delirious. All that caretaking he did. Yeah, he had his eye on the prize.

Yeah, I deserve this. All I've been through. No one's thinking of me. Yeah, that's the problem. Nobody does, there needs to be a support group for men whose wives have had breast cancer. Yeah, the real heroes. Yeah.

But back to the story, you do have to think, oh, this is going to happen more often. I read something the other day that like, something like one in five or one in six of adult females between like a 15 or 20 year age window are on only minutes really or have been at some point so there's gonna be a lot of people where this is gonna be a thing in their workplace be it their spouse be it it's a great bit whatever like who doesn't want to see their neighbor yeah I, I mean. You know.

I don't know if you want to pay for it. That is such a creepy thing to say. But it's the same thing with Blake and the lady in the chapelle store. She says it's creepy to want to see your neighbor. It's been a while since I've been to church, but if I recall correctly, God specifically had to tell you not to bang your neighbor, right?

Yeah. He's like, don't go after the neighbors. That's a big church thing. Yeah. Don't lie with your neighbors. Do not covet thy neighbors' white. Like, that's. He didn't put that in there because nobody coveted. You think that just started 50 years ago?

Is it because of the proximity and not because of, like, could they look like anything in the world and you still covet it? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Just because they're so close. Yeah.

And it's convenient. And they're not you. And you can waddle out there after your it's convenient. And they're not you. And you can waddle out there after midnight pee and... And they're not your wife. Yeah. So all of them. All right. So this says, while Kirby's wife used a fake name on her Instagram account, the employee

recognized her from the picture Kirby displayed prominently on his desk. Some of the linked Pornhub and OnlyFans accounts were geo-blocked in Texas. Dan! but the employee accessed them through a cousin in another state by using a VPN. That is dedication. Oh my gosh. That's an online detective right there. That's a level of horny.

The cousin's like, you haven't come to Christmas in five years, I haven't seen you, now you're hitting me up for my VPN. I don't want to explain it. This guy at work, they knew about geofencing. That's great. I had never heard of it. You'd never heard of it. Let's see here. What was my next one that I wanted

to make sure I did today? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Do another one about cans. You know, we talked about this recently. I just wanted the drop of him. Just knowing the price of goods.

Do you know how much eggs cost? This sort of thing, right? Are you guys aware, and this is not to get into the politics of tariffs, inflate, whatever. As of in the last couple days, they're projecting everything that you buy is going to cost 20%, 25% more this year, including eggs. 25%?

Eggs is 20%. Because of why? Just a tariff thing? Let's start finding some chickens. I have some. You do? In my neighbor's yard. You mean your neighbors have some chickens?

Yeah, but they let them out in the front yard. They're not your chickens then. They get in my yard too. They dug up a flower bed. Don't take their chickens. We don't need you going to jail. Do they just randomly lay an egg anywhere? Wouldn't that be cool if they just laid an egg in your yard?

Your gift? Yeah. I don't know. I assume they have like a process where they... Then they have ownership of said egg? Yeah, they gave us a couple. Okay. We're gonna need more than a couple if this is really happening. But yeah, eggs expected to be up 20% this year.

And it's funny because the other day when I was at the store, they were out. And this news story has a bunch of pictures of, you know, we're out of eggs. So stock up on eggs. Sad people in the egg section. Yeah. There's something called a doomsday clock

that is kept by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists nerds. OK, what is it? I've heard of it. What is it? It's basically the group of scientists metric, their rating of how close humanity is to ending. Oh. And they moved it yesterday, the closest it's been, to the great midnight.

Why? Citing threats from climate change, proliferation of nuclear weapons, instability in the Middle East, the threat of pandemics, and incorporation of AI in military operations. So this is my question. You know you're gonna die one day. You're gonna die without really knowing what happens when you die before you die.

Let's just say you have a really mid death, right? Like you're 83, friends and family are there, but you've kind of been out of it for a couple years. You don't really do anything spectacular just a normal death would you take that or being here for the ultimate midnight and you want to see the end of humanity yeah because there's a finality to that where you're well if you don't know what happens after you die but you at at least know everything is happening. Yeah, you won't have FOMO.

Exactly. Yeah, but either way it's the same. So I picked the one where the end of humanity, just to see if it's cool. But it might be really bad. Like there may be... somehow in my mind I imagine locusts are a part of this. Fire, lava. Yeah. It's probably not a chill time.

But you know it's the end, so go through it. Yeah. I mean, it's a once in a lifetime type thing. It really is. Nobody else? Not a lot of people get to see that. So that you know you're going to die thing. I heard Ethan Strauss mention this to somebody. He said, you know, would you want to live forever? And they quickly said no. Yeah, no way. And I thought that's what

I hear everybody always say. And yeah, I want to live forever. Let's go. Don't you want to see stuff that's gonna be around in 200 years? Like see how cool it will be? Don't you want to see stuff that's going to be around in 200 years? Like see how cool it will be? Don't you want to see how big they can make cans? Don't you want to see? If you're telling me that's. They can't make them much bigger than they already do. Don't you want to see the eradication of certain diseases? Don't you want to see technology develop?

Don't you want to see if I can keep using this phone, even when they bring, you know. You've brought up a couple of things I would like to see if I can keep using this phone even when they bring, you know? You've brought up a couple things I would like to see how they play out, but nah. Like if you could time travel a hundred years one way or another, don't you go forward? Aren't you more in... Like you already kind of know what happened before. That's a good question. Now gummy thoughts.

We're back in gummy thoughts. Yeah, I don't know. Should I shave this for next week? That's the name of the whole show, I think. I guess it would depend on what your lot in life was. Because I think 100 years ago, there were a very, very small percentage of people that were living well.

Well, again, and I've heard some comedians say this, like, ah, it sucks being white, right guys? Yeah, everybody's taking our jobs and, you know, well, kind of like anywhere in history we can go. The white man. Yeah, pretty much a free pass. Like, so if you're sitting next to your black friend and you both have an option of going back 100 years or forward.

Or forward, they're probably going to go forward. Yeah. Like, but you. Take my chances. You can go to any period in history and you're probably going to be years or forward. Or forward, they're probably going to go forward. But you. Take my chances. You can go to any period in history, and you're probably going to be doing all right. Probably a landowner. Yeah.

You can vote. That's very important to me. Because that's the only way to make change. You'd go back 100 years just to vote? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think I'm with you. I think I'd go back 100 years just to vote? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think I'm with you. I think I'd go forward 100.

But who knows, dude, if we're all living on computers and whatnot, you don't want anything to do with that. I might. I just read a book about it. They're just going to roast you. That's what heaven is. They take your consciousness and upload it. And then you live.

It's kind of like living in the Matrix, I guess. Like the Singularity type thing, right? Yeah. Where you just live on a hard drive forever. Don't you think that'd be cool? No. How do you experience any feeling? I don't feel now, so.

All right. Well, anyways, let's call that the news. Oh. Such a give up there at the end. The Dumb Zone News. Like and subscribe. I really... What? No, no, no. You're about to criticize me. No, no, no. I wasn't. I just, I want to know more about that Sewell dealership story. So if what would like what all like names or links whatever geofence

you could be pianist someone sent me a thing where i could vpn a couple of the end a couple of things in uh... i mean you can look at the hub in texas uh... but i'd i couldn't figure out how to do the vpn I figured it out, but before I decided to actually use it, and the guy swore to me this wouldn't be the case, I still think that that listener would

be able to see what I'm looking at somehow. Interesting. It felt like a honeypot. He's like, ah, it's cool, bro. I'm just helping you out. Yeah. And then next week, Dan and Blake are like, we got something for you

Look what Jake was jerking me. All right cool guys Awesome. I don't know if this helps you I thought this was a very unnecessary sentence this dispute arises from Kirby's employment with intermination from Sewell Kirby is a white man who was married to a black woman it's only important because the guy also claimed that the reason he was fired is because he was making some waves about how the dealership was treating customers of color. And that there was some discrimination involved and he was kind of like whistle blowing on it. That's also a bad reason to get fired, correct? Yeah. The account texts from my wife, so I don't know if that helps you or not

It does it's a starting point Well today is Wednesday January 29th, we are broadcasting live to tape on a Wednesday And we have some viewer male birthdays one. I missed yesterday from Bailey Which is either a hot name or some dude yeah yeah it's definitely a hot name dear quinoa Lord our tray King and chargers running back Blake Tron means that's it that's for very few people but I was a big nature on means fan

Happy birthday to my dad Randall Jake he used to work for NASA, but he never went to space With that said he named me Bailey and while that isn't Ryder. I'm sure that falls into the gay cat Okay, so might be a dude. It's probably a dude named Bailey Because if it was a lady lady that's a hot name Yeah, I agree sounds like someone who goes to TCU to me more Jared Sandler more Doug Williams comic Doug Williams Please get Bill Bearer on the show nominating Actor Paul Ray Anybody know who that is no I never heard him so delete that. And former Ranger Will Clark as Roseanne's. Will Clark. I've certainly never considered that. Current day Will Clark. Whatever happened to

Earl K Snead from Bailey. Oh. So when you mentioned Quinoa there and now your wife tried to give you the like epistemology, like the whole backstory of it. It's an ancient grain. The New Yorker had a tweet today from an article I guess about risotto and all I could think of is your wife reading you this quote or telling you as you walk up. She would absolutely read that. Risotto is governed by a set of laws that are rooted in tradition, rich in common sense, and aching to be broken or bent. You're like, when is it ready?

Yeah, I just asked what we're eating tonight. The Mayans, actually. Dear Uncle Hotmail and Company, do you guys still do this? I would be the coolest girlfriend in the world if you do. I'd like to shout out a happy 42nd birthday to Daniel Dominguez. Danny D. Thanks to you guys, I'm not allowed to listen to music on road trips anymore, so now I know entirely way too much random Dallas sports knowledge for a girl living

in Charleston, South Carolina from Megan Maybe it's Megan Yeah, talk talk content is better for road trips like I got one coming up in a couple weeks, and I've already got like a not for Sharing though with someone who you're driving with like do you want to listen to content that your wife wants? Kaylee Kelsey or whatever her name is? Kylie. Kylie.

No, that's a good point. Not going to lie. It's called not going to lie? Yeah. What were you? You said a funny one when you were saying it's called something like, I'll go there. I swear that's what she said. Oh, I'll go there. I swear that's what she said. Oh I'll go there.

Oh yeah. Oh today is the birthday of my architect Sarah Harper. My architect? Don't ask it's really weird. Okay. I don't really have an architect because she's never really done anything but we were looking into doing something with the kitchen or something. I don't know. And then so Sarah came over and architected and stuff. Yeah. She is highly regarded.

That's a pretty good gig, right? It's like 2,000 or 3,000 or whatever, and they draw you a picture, and they're like, whoops, see you later. I know. They're not drawing you a picture. Yeah, it's just a picture. I'm like, I could have my kid do this for nothing.

That's what they did for us. We never even went through with the remodel, but I have my kid do this for nothing. That's what they did for us. We never even went through with the remodel, but I have her $3,000 picture. Maybe I should compile a list of all the- Spend all my money on the picture and no money left for the kitchen. Female podcast names. I forgot that Kelly Stafford's is called The Morning After.

Yeah, like that pill. Yeah, hell yeah. Caitlin Bristow off the vine because they drink wine. The whole wine. Yeah, so I don't know Kaitlyn. So they went scrubbing in. That's the gotta be nurses. Because they started talking about Grey's Anatomy on that

one. That was Becca from The Bachelor. She's also now a lesbian. There's a whole universe here. She didn't start that way. Wine Down with Jana Kramer. Oh, love it. Yeah.

So we're not original is what you're saying? This is some bulls. No. Well, love it. Yeah. So we're not original is what you're saying? This is so false. No. Well, I mean, every Dude Sports podcast is like the extra point. Yeah. Like, illegal procedure. Causing a scene with Sarah and Natalie.

Side piece. Yeah, that's good stuff. Calm down. That's Aaron Andrews and Carissa Thompson. That's EA and CT. Right. Dear Vagina Voyager, today is my 22nd birthday most notably made the Year of Jake magazine covers on X. What was it? He said he made the Year of Jake magazine covers on X. What does that mean? I think somebody make the Year of Jake magazine covers on X. What does that mean? Did somebody make a Year of Jake magazine cover?

What's his name? That sounds right. Using my. Nathan Parker is 22 today. Oh, wow. Just a pup. I wanted to recommend the greatness that is kindle to the book readers in the group.

Everyone acts like a little bitch and says, I just need to have the book in my hand. I can't get into e-books. Why are you saying that? I assume Blake is like this. Listen, the feel of a physical book is nice. I was once a little bitch that said that. I've had one for a couple months now.

I love it. I can't recommend it enough. I really do get to read more. It's very convenient for traveling or just day to day reading from Nathan Parker. Was it you that said you liked seeing how far into the book you are? I'm kinda with Nathan there.

Yeah, I mean there's a little thing on the bottom that says what percent done you are. Yeah, but seeing the bookmark halfway, you're like, alright, I'm halfway done. I'm with Blake on this, I'm Team Blake, Team Book. We stare at screens for everything in the world. Can't there be anything that we don't have to stare at a screen for?

A book is one of those things. Do you wish they ran the ball more? Reading a book is equated to running the ball? You might be a little uncomfortable in this Riviera showroom. I believe there's a Model T dealership around the corner. No gas? I love the smell of gas. doesn't mean I am like.

I love the smell of gas. Doesn't mean I am like. I grew up on gas. Wait, you could turn this car on in this showroom and there won't be exhaust in my face? How am I going to? I can share an opinion with him and not turn into him. Why don't we work the ball around and get in the paint?

This guy. Dude. I had my car on for two hours sitting in the garage, hoping for a sweet, sweet end. Look at me, alive. And I'm still sitting here alive, just reading. Notice that I stayed silent during the time machine talk, because I'd definitely go back and hang with my people.

Oh, yeah. No, Blake's like, this is more like it. It's lame. We're all white. People respect me. So it's Wednesday, January 29th. On this day in 1982, Wayne Garland, waived by the Indians with five years remaining

on his 10-year contract. He was the first ever millionaire baseball player in that he signed a 10-year, $2.3 million contract. What year? In like 1977 or 76. That's later than I see. Like the first ever free agent class. $250 a year?

Right, a 10 year deal. I guess it is 40 years ago. Waved after five years, never pitched again. It's a very generic sports topic, but I don't think any of those long deals have ever worked out. Like there's a very generic sports topic, but I don't think any of those long deals have ever worked out. Like there's a few in hockey, and I think they ended up rewriting their CBA, like Zach Parise or something. The two $13 million contracts.

13 year, right? Or 13 year. Yeah, and the league's like, Minnesota, right? Yeah. Well, didn't Ovechkin sign one? Boy, that might be the one. Long time ago? And Mahomes' is pretty long, but it's, anyways.

On this day in 1989, Chris Dudley of the Cavs set the record for most free throws missed in a single trip to the foul line. He missed five free throws. What? Just lane violation? The Washington Bullets kept committing lane violations. And he was the worst free throw shooter in the NBA.

Look it up. That's awesome. Look up his percentage, Blake. I'm okay. Oh, okay. Damn, Blake is done in the NBA. Look it up. That's all percentage Blake. I'm okay. Oh okay. Damn Blake is done for the day. I don't respect a guy that can't make his free throws you know what I'm saying. Not worth your time. That's a dad. On this day and that's a dad right there. And then on this day in 2007 is when Kentucky Derby winner, Barbera was euthanized. Oh no They tried to fix it Yeah, remember

Should we play groups call or I once found this? It didn't they once have to like shoot a horse right on the track like Broke his ankle or something and they had to put him down. You know, again, I don't know anything about horse racing but it seems to me like that's pretty fucking harsh. Like, dude, you can't be meaning this day and age we can't fix a horse's ankle.

Groups, Howard Stern, you know, titans of the medium. One in the same. And a famous wedding on this date. Well, I don't know? Titans of the medium. One and the same. And a famous wedding on this date, well I don't know if it's that famous, 1984, Wonder Woman actress Linda Carter. The perfect woman. True. At the age of 33, married Robert Altman.

He was 58. That sucks. Do you hate him? Yeah. Been primed right there and she was some... Did it work out? Some Robert. I guess it did.

They were married until he died in 2021. Rest in peace. So she's free. Man. That would be so, that would be a great turn for my life. If you married Linda Carter? Yeah, she's 75. Yeah. That'd be fantastic. Hey, who's the new White House press lady? I saw her. She's like, she's like a hotline. Another version of the last one. Kayleigh Mac and Amy, but now it's an... I thought I read

that she's 30 and her husband is 60. She's 27. She's 27. How old's your husband? Let's find out. Yeah. Yeah But I mean it would make perfect sense right he really does just want to surround himself with beautiful women 32 year age gap these 50 that right yeah, okay That's amazing. Birthdays today, Maxi Kleber, 33. He's a good dude. Former Cowboy David LaFleur, 51.

You say it like that because you know he's not good enough to play for the basketball team. Well, he has trouble dribbling and shooting and really being available. But he's a good egg, that Maxie. Who was the next one? That's kind of like, everybody's like, you know what, Brian Schottenheimer, great guy.

Great guy. Great guy. Good dude. Like the media's gotta be kinda cool. Like, he's such a friendly guy, nice guy. The last one was David LaFleuris, 51, former cowboy. Xavier LeGate. LeGate. Is it LeGate? Is 24.

Kai Fairbairn, 31. Kicker. Brandon. I'm really into kickers now. This is the White House press secretary. You'll go back to that one. Yeah. That's America.

Like you tell me you're not hopping on OnlyFans if that was offered. Just because she's Auntie, it's like the lady on the Chappelle show. Yeah. Let's see. Jose Abreu was 38. What happened to him? Fell off big. Well, he's 38.

Old. Do you understand what happens when you don't get steroided up and you're in your mid-30s? He just fell off in a drastic way after signing a big deal. Olympic diver Greg Louganis is 65. Dan, what do you call him? Gainis is 65. Dan, what are you calling? Well he's gay right? Is he gay? I don't know. Okay well some people have called him Greg Lusanis because he's gay. That one crushed on the playground for sure. Distancing. Why? I don't know. Dominik Hasek is 60. Feels like the right thing to do. Marcus Oll is 40. Yeah, Buffalo. Yeah. Oprah is 71. I watched the Dave Chappelle Oprah episode last night. It was great. So what I watched, like I said, was that Tom Green documentary. Oh, you did?

Okay. Yeah, and it's amazing. I didn't really learn anything new because I was a huge fan. I would tape every episode. But what you did learn is just how much stuff that, it puts into perspective how much he did before Jackass did. Like they were definitely biting his style. Now they got bigger and they were doing more street stuff.

Using his dad. Yeah, and man on the street stuff that like Letterman was doing, but not everybody was doing. But the weird Oprah thing is his first American talk show appearance before Letterman, before Howard Stern was Oprah, Tom Green. And she had stumbled across the show, I guess, probably her producers who I imagine are the best, like told her about it. And so had stumbled across the show I guess, probably her producers who I imagine are the best, like told her about it. And so he's on the show and his parents are there and he gifts his parents, or Oprah gifts his parents a vacation. You know they're like crying, all happy because they think Tom's about to do something to them. He's

like no I'm actually giving you a vacation on the Oprah show is really weird But it was cool. That is weird. Yeah Hey Stu, you want to come over here? Are you gonna join closing remarks? Does he want my spot? No, he's we got a mic Look at Dustin Dude just swag on a million. Where are you looking? What are we looking at? Lawyer Dustin. Dustin Keller?

Here, you sit. Heather Graham is 55. I was a big fan of hers. She's a roller girl, right? Yeah. Swingers. Awesome powers. Hangover.

Yep. She was fantastic. Dan, it was 45.8% for Jared Duthy. You know what? I just jumped in there. 45.8%. 45.8%. Incredible. No, I just jumped in there. 45.8%? Yeah, yeah. 45.8%. Incredible. Don't you think? Pretty rough. Whoa, yeah. Yeah.

Sarah Gilbert is 50. She was the kid on Roseanne, or one of the kids. Ah. I thought this morning, this is Gummy Thoughts, but I wasn't... It wasn't whatever it had a gummy. The point is What if one of the Roseanne kids became a Roseanne Wouldn't that be interesting back to you? That's not interesting at all. Go ahead. Well my I've mentioned this before but one of my political theories That I don't think you guys have credited enough really, I that I don't think you guys have credited enough, really. I think we would have been on a much better path

as a country had we let the conservatives keep the show Roseanne and its reboot. I think it was a tremendous mistake to cancel it. So she said some stuff about Nazis, it's Roseanne, you know what she's about. It's Roseanne. They had one show, Conservatives, culturally, and it was super popular.

Yeah. Like, it was getting numbers. And I feel like whenever the left said, no more Roseanne, that's when they were like, that's enough. We're fighting back now. Shouldn't just let them have it. There's a popular show. Yeah.

Then they changed it to The Conners. It must have failed right away. I think it did. Yeah, Roseanne kind of needs Roseanne to be on the Roseanne show. Rachel Ucattel is 50. Wow, Tiger. Hey.

That's the one with the voicemail? I don't know. She was involved in that. I think she was. She was like the picker. Side piece number one. Yeah, and she would also get in that. I think she was. She was like the picker, right? Side piece number one. Yeah, and she would also get other ladies, I think.

She was like the Ghislaine Maxwell. Yeah. G-Max. LisaMaria73, she is Darlene Snell in Ozark. She's the country girl? Country grandma. Oh, OK. She, I think, killed a lady and cut her baby out of her so she could raise it as her own.

Oh my goodness. Which we recently learned is a real thing. Yeah, no, sometimes though, you go through all those fertility things. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. What else are you going to do? Not that

Tom Selleck is 80 would you think he's hot? Yeah Monica's boyfriend Richard for quite some time Richard. Yeah Wow And Blake's upset that some emailer is calling him a bitch. Yeah. Adam Lambert is 43. Very popular show. What was his bit? Is he America's?

American Idol. American Idol. He was like the fourth or fifth one. Interesting. And Riff Raff is 43. Oh my goodness. Jodie Highroller. I once DM'd back and forth with him because he was on your GBL list. He was. Your guest booking league list

from many years ago. I went and saw him in Fort Worth with our friend Chris Spinks. Real name Horst Simcoe. Correct. Did you know that? I did, from the Houston area. Insane. Middle of the mall shit. Never did book him, but he did respond to me a few times. Same here. It felt like it was on its way. But you know how that is. I do.

Born on this day now dead, Rob Barones. Kicker? Rangers catcher. I'm really into kickers nowadays. I noticed. He had a record 8 field goals in one game. He just wants to impress his little buddy. And now he's dead.

Yeah, I texted him this morning, I said, hey, tell Kai Fairbarn, happy birthday if you see him. You're such a dork. No, I didn't. And then dead on this day, still dead dead you have Barbaro, of course. Babadool. Sorry about that.

And Tom Brookshire, who is Pat Sumrall's play-by-play partner for years. I don't know much about him. Is he popular as a player in this league? Don't know anything about him at all. Okay. And that was Today in History. And now we are at the closing remarks portion of the program with Stu Hill. So Stu has been with us before, Julie.

Mm-hmm. I saw that. You're the guy with the Aggie thing, right? Yes, amongst other things. I think the references would be I made you guys the car trays. Yes. So I've heard about Dan, you use the car tray. Jake, he's using it. Blake's car tray, I don't know.

Not sure where it is, but we can check in on that. Is that the one with the cabs on it and everything? OK, yeah, yeah. It's like made of hardwood, like basketball hardwood. It has like epoxy on it. Very cool. It's incredible. Oh, thanks.

And then yeah, have makerevamuttigan.com, which is a campaign to change the mascot of Texas A&M University. Just a little light construction back there, guys. No worries. They don't like your campaign. It's not like we're recording anything. But so the Aggie mascot used to be a mutt.

It did, yeah, yeah. So my... Are you an Aggie? I am, I'm sorry. I apologize. Don't you think it would be really weird if he was that stoked on Reveille? Yeah, that would be interesting. No, I went to Belen actually.

But you want to change the Aggie mascot. He wants to get it back to its roots though. So both my grandfathers went to A&M and like my grandfather interacted with the original mutt Reveille. You want to change the Aggie mascot. He wants to get it back to its roots. I have both my grandfather's went to A&M, and my grandfather interacted with the original Mutt Reveille. So that's kind of the basis of the story, of the long story. And you can buy a shirt, which I did. Jake bought a shirt.

Jake doubled our sales. So I think we're at least two shirts. OK. Yeah. But yeah, makerevormuttagin.com, not to get another plug-in. But for any Aggies interested, there's very logical reasoning about why this should happen on the site. But that is not why you had us out here today.

No, no, no. That was just a plug that I got on top of another plug for Rivian, which is the company that employs me. And yeah, we're here at the new Rivian Space in Dallas. Now, showroom. We can call it whatever you like. But yeah, we are, space is overused, and we are guilty as charged in saying space.

So this is one of 19 spaces that we have across the country. OK, it's awesome, man. It's very cool. Like, it does feel like you're stepping into the future here. Yeah, so this space, to use it again, exists really as a showroom to get inside the vehicles. We do demo drives, which is your opportunity to get behind the wheel.

So if you're EV curious or just want to try one out, then you can stop by any time. You can schedule online to do a drive. But it's really here for education. There's a lot of interesting laws about dealerships in Texas. So this isn't technically a dealership we can't sell you a car here you can only buy a car online so there's not going to be any sales pressure or somebody trying to force you into buying a car it's really

just for education so okay perfect setup yeah there's sounds like you're a little frustrated with these laws no I'm okay with I mean like you know I don't I don't want to have I don't want to work for a company that Has a bunch of salesmen forcing people to buy things. Okay. Yeah, I don't mind that at all. All right, it's really easy online Yeah, I didn't take a drive during the break, but I will nice. Yeah, you're right. Yeah And then we're doing a lot of things this weekend. Can I plug some things this weekend? Sure acceptable plug away Nice. So today is Wednesday. That's what she said. But Friday, Friday, do you guys know Nomad Grills? You know these guys? They make kind of the portable grills. We're doing a tailgate and happy hour with them. We have Vector Brewing. We have Still Oscar Whiskey. They're gonna pop up. So we'll have some drinks. We'll have some things off the grill that that's Friday. That's Friday Yeah, four eight o'clock. So like a happy hour kind of thing there. We have some veggie things on the grill as well Dan, I know you like your veggies

So we're going up all sorts of stuff and then Saturday is a big day Julie. Okay It's a really big day. You guys you guys probably haven't heard of this This these guys but the t-box is gonna be these guys but the T-Box is gonna be here. Oh, very nice. Oh, you guys are familiar. You know them. Give our regards. Yes, the father of Matt Wissen.

There we go. Host that show and Matt made a cool song for us. Talk golf in a big way. Early Saturday morning, then we're gonna roll into the Perot Museum is gonna bring the tech truck. They have like a stem. You guys have talked about stem before. You can bring the kids, Julie. Okay, I think I is going to bring the tech truck. They have like a stem. You guys have talked about stem before. Can bring the kids, Julie.

Okay, I think I'm going to. They're going to be here for a couple of hours. My friend Justin Runyon from Runyon Coffee will be here handing out free coffee. And then from 12 to five, we're going to get up and down. Nice. We're going to swing. We're going to do, what are the other, what do we say?

What are golf terms, Blake? Well, we kind of want to avoid the draw. Yeah, we we're gonna avoid the draws. I kind of have a natural fade. Right in the parking lot there's gonna be a mobile golf simulator so it's like a simulator that's on a trailer. I don't play golf at all but it uses Trackman technology. Is that a thing? Yeah. I don't know. So that's gonna be your 12 to 5 so you can come swing, bring your clubs, take a test drive. And then that night we're having a little gathering as well. And then Sunday morning we're working with the Adaptive Training Foundation for a workout, if you want to come get a little sweat on at 10 o'clock Sunday morning.

All of that stuff can be found. Quite the lineup of activities. Yeah, just search Rivian Dallas and the first first thing that pops up should show all those events. Okay. Hopefully. Yeah, I was telling you before on my way here, if you pump in Rivian into the Apple Maps, it's not even on the map yet. It's not.

That's an ongoing issue that my inbox is below. Is it just Apple Maps? Are you good with Waze? Google as well. No, Google, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Because I've had some problems with Apple Maps with my house. It shows like a graffiti wall on the side of the building.

Both these guys, Rob and Julie. Rob's been to my house 50 times. Julie's been there just a couple. But both of them have gone to the other place. Yeah, went to like Hearst. Yeah. Yeah. We're here too.

Jameson. Jameson was sent to Hearst? One time. What's wrong with you people? You know? We follow the map! Okay. All right. Anyway. The other use of the space or something that we do in all the spaces is use it as a community hub or center. So we have you know 3,000 square feet in a pretty good part of town. So if there's any nonprofits that subbies are parts of that need space then hit me up. StuHillatRivian.com. I don't know. I think that'll be okay. If you want

to come use the space I've got a little bit of a budget to play with when it comes to spaces so I would love to host anybody in their nonprofit events if you need a space. Let's do the Space King. Yeah, really am the Space King. Well this is fun. Yeah, thank you guys so much for being here. Appreciate it. You're not even doing it ironically anymore. No, no. It's just gotten into you. I love it. Alright, thanks. Adios, mofo. We gotta go before this becomes a zoo. Thank you for watching my video. Subscribe and type for my name all you give to me Sports and comedy, it's a win, you see Four episodes a week, let's get our boys out of poverty

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