The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 1-31-25: Year in review of the Dallas Cowboys with Jon Machota, Justin Tucker's sticky situation, and fishing with Hitler with Bryce Mitchell PREVIEW

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

Hear the entire episode by subscribing to The Dumb Zone at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneIt was quite a year for the Dallas Cowboys with a list of things you probably forgot about. We go through those with The Athletic's, Jon Machota. Baltimore Ravens kicker, Justin Tucker, is being accused of making it bounce at spas. UFC fighter, Bryce Mitchell, has thoughts on Hitler and giants. Plus, Jake explains what Meow Wolf is and Dan has to get the finger test today ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey now, what you're about to hear is a free preview of one of this week's premium episodes of The Dumb Zone. If you would like to hear this program in full with the archive of all of our past episodes, you can subscribe at DumbZone.com. We need like an interstitial. Okay. Oh yeah, I like that. So last night I saw that... There we go, I thought we had one. Any others? Game show music?

Why? So I saw Dana White issuing an apology. There's more, okay? That's just louder. Now I feel like he's just patronizing me. You did ask for it. Dana White was given a press conference last night. I believe this was the post game for one of his slap competitions, which are apparently really still a thing. That still goes on?

Yeah. A slapping contest. And the funny thing is I cut... It's huge, right? They do both. Oh, yeah? I think they put the women in bikinis for some reason. What do you mean for some reason?

Interesting. I don't know. I'm there for the slapping. A purist. The funny thing about this, I cut it off, but he starts the press conference, and he just goes down, he reads a few things, like you have to, PR wise, and it's like, all right, such and such, he was medevaced to the hospital,

such and such. He left in an ambulance. It's like, is this on a normal event? But then. It's like the coach getting handed the stats. Yeah, or Dion. Yeah, right. We're graduation rate today.

So I actually saw this response from Dana White before I knew what he was talking about. And I think that would be a fun way for us to. That's how I found out about Justin Tucker. Yeah. I saw a tweet that said the Browns had traded three first round picks for him. And I thought, what on earth happened? So we'll play the, what are we apologizing for game? And many people pointed out that as Dana White is talking here about world war

And many people pointed out that as Dana White is talking here about World War II, he starts ticking off statistics like he's discussing an upcoming pay-per-view. I've heard a lot of dumb, ignorant shit in my day, but this one's probably the worst. When you talk about Hitler. Whoa. That's out of nowhere. So he has to say when you talk about Hitler because one of his fighters on his podcast did. When you talk about Hitler, he was responsible for the death of six million Jews and he tried to completely eliminate a race of people

World War two was the deadliest war in history 15 million military deaths 45 million civilians like doesn't it sound like he's doing streaming numbers. Yeah It's like on Netflix. We had 64 million across the globe. And 25 million soldiers were killed in World War II. I think the number is higher than that, isn't it? Second of all, Hitler is one of the most disgusting and evil human beings to ever walk the face of the earth. And anyone that even tries to take an opposing position is a moron.

Okay, no, it doesn't seem to be a lot to argue here. Why are you staring at Dan? That's the problem with the internet and social media. You provide a platform for a lot of dumb ignorant people. We've obviously reached out to Bryce and when we read what he said and let him know how we feel about it, I don't even, we're beyond disgusted. So for those of you that don't know what's going on, good, you're lucky. For those of you that do, that's what I have to say about it.

Okay. Yeah, what'd he say? Let's find out. So I went to this podcast. I was going to say too, plus when you read something, sometimes that feels different. Sure. You actually listen to it? Sure.

So let's give him the benefit of the doubt here. Okay. This is called, uh... What's the name of the doubt here. This is called Arkansas, but sanity. It's him, it's another guy. They're in what appear to be a big garage, a really nice decked out garage. It's turned into a studio, but there's a Razorback flag on the wall. It's about an hour long show.

There's a lot of camo being worn. You know, vibes are definitely on point. Sounds UFC-ish. It does. Now this individual in particular, Bryce Mitchell, he looks exactly like you think he does, right? Like he's a pretty country looking white boy. He doesn't look smart, but then again, neither do I. He just doesn't look like a guy that you're like, all right, well, tell me about how science works. Uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah, he does have a meth-y vibe. That's a good way to put it. So let's see when he gets himself in trouble here, because I did listen to about 40 minutes of this hour and 20 minute podcast and it's great let's start here what are we doing oh we're going like PTI style we're running down a list of topics and you told me about the threes being like a sacred thing and the reason holy number yeah holy number I'm gonna get a lot of numerology in here okay just you know, we'll give you a little taste off the top. OK.

And then you told me about the threes being like a sacred thing in the Bible. Three is a holy number. That's the guy. Three is a holy number. But the water example. A little bit of Greggo too. And if God did make the universe, you know, it's just like,

it's like, hey. And then it got Bill Maher. He was like, he got me on that one because it caught him off guard. And respect to like, even if you don't believe in the Bible, you can go, Oh, you know what? Well, like that's interesting. There's some kind of a correlation there.

And then the threes in the Bible and everything's three days, you know, he rose in three days and there's so many examples. Played over and over three. It's a holy number. And so, okay. So that's what we're getting into here is like biblical literalism. It's pretty standard this is uh probably like the weirdest version of any religion to me is when you read a book that was written a long time ago and you're like I believe exactly what this says happened exactly like they say

it did so he's doing that which is how he finds himself talking about this. In which nothing else from that period do we say, hey, they were doing it perfectly then. Like, everything else has advanced or, you know, it's not like, hey, this is how they used to treat if you got sick. You don't go, oh yeah, they knew it. Do still use leeches though. They do still use leeches. But I just think for the most part, modern religion, you don't go, oh yeah, they knew it. Do still use leeches though. They do still use leeches.

But I just think for the most part, modern religion, you're looking at your texts and being like, oh, that means this. Well yeah, now it's symbolic. These are stories, right. But that's not what Bryce is doing. Ergo. Why the Bible is a flat earth document

and the importance of the flat earth document because public education, which is owned by the devil, has pushed this globe theory, this heliocentrism on us. of the Flat Earth document because public education, which is owned by the devil, has pushed this globe theory, this heliocentrism on us when the Bible quite literally says the sun moves around us. And I know that it does. The Bible says so, and I know it. But if you're Christian and you don't believe that, that's all right.

You'll still go to heaven. You just don't understand God's creation to the extent that somebody that reads the Bible literally does. Um, I just see UFC punk. What is this? What do they usually talk about? I can't tell you. Okay. It does appear that they cover all the hot topics and is you're going to see we're working towards just talking about the new world under Trump.

This guy's not an Ilan fan either. Cause he thinks Ilan's like a new world order Trump. This guy's not an Elon fan either, because he thinks Elon's like a new world order elitist, and you know, he's got opinions about certain ethnic groups you're going to hear, you might have inferred that from Dana White's comments. Yeah. But so far he's not really in trouble, he's just continuing with like really literal biblical things

Like the earth is flat or this there is so much evidence on Giants brother that we would have to do a whole Wait on what? Yeah, you heard him, right? Big folk I'm talking about the big guys There is so much evidence on Giants brother that we would have to do a whole podcast on Giants and we will one day. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. It'll be interesting. I think we can all agree that if Giants did exist, it does deserve its own episode. Yeah. Especially from him. Yeah. It's not a drive-by. There is so much evidence on Giants Brother that we would have to do a whole podcast on Giants and we will one day

Yeah, let's do it. It'll be interesting. It'll be so interesting. So if you don't believe in Giants, you're wrong. I'm sorry And I'll show you the evidence another day, but I believe that John's built them Yeah, I don't know what built them, but that's just my guess and and Rollies is yeah, we're talking pyramids cathedrals Which I I mean look so it was like a Lego project really it wasn't that hard I don't know hard for them. Yeah, I Don't have a great answer for the pyramids guys, I'm not saying I'm a giant believer but You know that's for another podcast a whole one probably

But again as you can tell here here we're still not really in trouble no so why are you off giants are not gonna have no you know the earth is glad the Bible said it I'm gonna fast forward about ten minutes our Giants in the Bible yeah you don't know reference like yeah I was gonna say that I if any person that reads the Bible literally and thinks they know it on a different level than you do want to talk about the Giants. Why wouldn't you? That's a pretty kick ass like...

The Nephilim, which was in a book that didn't make it, I think Enoch, and they think that the Giants were like angels that mated with women that created this whole nother race that was wiped out in the flood. But it's just way, it's too much. He knows about the books that aren't in there. Way too much. And there's no... We should do a podcast on that someday. It's just biblical conspiracy theory stuff that these types of people like to research.

Or it's stuff that even if you don't think it's a conspiracy theory, you think like, okay, there's a lesson to be learned from that. These stories. You don't say, well, fuck it, what happened to the giants? So this is a conspiracy theorist shaking his head at these conspirators. Like this is, you look down upon them. Oh well, maybe it's because I was him one day and now I, whatever, but no, it's just,

I say it all tracks, the guy. Were you on board with the giant thing at one point? Well I got really into researching it for sure. 16 year old Blake? Yeah, I got really into researching it for sure. 16-year-old Blake? Yeah, I was just narrowing. Bald wiener. Bald poof. And fore-chaning and loose changing.

And yeah, that was my high school. But again, not in trouble with your boss yet if you're 16-year-old Blake or Bryce Mitchell. But now. Not a big anti-giant-Lat-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot-Lot We're now getting pitches we can hit. I really don't think that he was, because I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy based upon my own research. Okay, so as you can see here, we have two rhetorical devices being deployed at once. One is, I don't think he was hailing Hitler. The reason I don't think that is because Hitler was a good guy.

Because he doesn't like Elon. And Elon's a bad guy because he doesn't like Elon and Elon's a bad guy don't really yeah and Hitler hell and the Nazis I really don't think that he was because I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy based upon my own research not my public education indoctrination I really do think before Hitler got on meth he was a guy to go fishing with what is this behind the music? Dark days Guy to go fishing with he was a guy to go fishing with he fought for his country

He wanted to purify it by kicking the greedy Jews out That were destroying his country and turning them all in the gaze they were ganging out the kids They were queering out the women they were queering out the dudes. They were you know what our first tranny surgery ever was Happened to be in Germany before Hitler took so is do I detect co-host is kind of later? Yes Not as for the first ten minutes or so that we've been skipping through that guy that guy will kind of later. Yeah, so I think his name is Rowley. For the first 10 minutes or so that we've been skipping through, that guy will kind of be like, I would say his politics are like Roganesque. You know, he's got some wild beliefs,

but he's mostly just like, I don't. But he's going to egg him on a little bit with the flat earth. He's going to hear a little bit more about giants, but it feels like he's laying back on this one Pretty much entirely laying lost his patience a little bit Yeah, seems like happened to be in Germany before Hitler took over You know the books that everybody makes fun of Hitler burning. You know what the books was queer books Queer books queer books Hitler burned queer books because Hitler

didn't want a bunch of queers destroying his nation. They can't produce children. But what about when he got on meth and he turned on Russia, I believe that's when he kind of went full nutty. And I don't think that he was just like the best dude ever. And when I say I go fishing with him, I'm not saying he was the most trustworthy dude or I'd love him or whatever But at some point in Hitler's life, I don't think he was that bad of a guy

I really don't and now was Hitler perfect. No, I Am willing to tell you that listen is anyone now come on But we want to have a beer with them and now was Hitler perfect no, but he was fighting for his people Okay, and he wanted a pure nation with people. You know what the Jews was doing go on There was charge and interest Christians aren't allowed to do that like it plenty of Christians charging interest I don't if you if you need to borrow $ thousand dollars roll I give you a thousand dollars and you wouldn't give me a 1100 back you'd give me a thousand back between these Jews

were controlling his country bro they were so cold and starving they were using their their valueless money as insulation they were stuffing dollars in the... All right, so you could tell we got a lot going on at this point. It does seem like the podcast host is trying to be like, hey, I mean, there are banks and everything, right? It's like, but this guy's kind of rolling. Let me skip ahead like 30 seconds or so and see where we are. Elon is bad to take out a whole, like... This guy, OK, so this guy's like, I don't know, genocide seems on its face.

Spot and Hitler come to power. But. It's Elon is bad to to to take out a whole like to put a whole race in the camps. Well, right, right. And that's what your public education will tell you, Roli, because you believe your public education because you haven't done your own research. When you realize there's no possible way They could have burned and cremated six million bodies I didn't realize what I'm saying is they did not the Holocaust ain't real

What about the Bolsheviks when the Jews killed tens of millions of Christians? Oh, we don't want to talk about that Well, I don't know much or anything. Well, let me tell you about the Bolsheviks. All right, well This goes on for quite some time. Now to go back to Dana White, he's obviously a meathead, possibly a domestic abuser. The video doesn't look good. So I feel weird taking his side on anything here. But I did think he kind of had an interesting point.

He's very big on free speech, right? And the market will decide basically. And that's kind of what it's always been. Whenever you talk about like, Oh, well you have free speech, but you're not free from consequences. You can be fired for it. If your job determines it. Dana White's calculation, is it in the UFC? If people think that you suck and they hate you to the point where they don't want to watch you, you're not going to make money.

But it does have that added deal that he describes here. Well, that's the beautiful thing about this business. For all of you that hate Bryce Mitchell, you get to see him, hopefully get his ass whooped on global television. Oh, so he's not firing him. That's a great point. No, he doesn't fire any. He almost doesn't fire anybody. Oh, so he's not firing him. That's a great point. No, he doesn't fire any. He almost doesn't fire anybody.

OK, so he'll still be fighting. Yeah, because the guy asked, aren't you a little bit worried that if he's saying this stuff, if he wins, he's going to get a mic, and it's going to be a little dicey. This is how he answers it. He's like, well, I guess you'll have to pay to watch and see if somebody knocks him out.

I mean, what do you want me to say about it? You know where I am with free speech? We're disgusted by it. I think he's one of the probably one of the dumbest, literally one of the dumbest human beings. Let's not forget that this is a guy who took a drill through his nut sack, then had to reverse it and pulled the drill back out of his.

That's the level of stupid that we're talking about here. And I could probably go on for 10 minutes. I looked this up just now and apparently it was like he was working with a power drill and accidentally slipped and he had it in his pocket a power drill it turned on and drilled through his nuts. Feels like that could happen to anybody the whole the Holocaust didn't happen thing is a little different. Yeah, like see? This guy's an idiot, dude. Like, I went to his house.

Like, it doesn't even look like he used a level when he was hanging these paintings. And also, he believes in genocide. We're talking about an odd duck here. Yeah. Talking about here. And I could probably go on for 10 minutes talking about how dumb Bryce Mitchell is.

But guess what? Bryce Mitchell has a podcast. I believe this was episode one. What a way to start. But that's the world that we live in now. Dumb people, people who are really stupid and really ignorant can have a voice. We don't have to agree with it.

We don't have to agree with it. We don't have to like it. I'm giving you mine and the UFC's position on what he had to say. You know and this is no different than things that I've said about Strickland. You know but I will say this out of all the dumb ignorant shit I've heard in my life this has to be the dumbest and most ignorant. Last thing from me on this. When you spoke to Bryce about it and said this is disgusting, did he have any sort of like, oh I was just talking or did he walk it back at all? His thing was, uh, his thing was I'm sorry if I put you guys in any position and you

know. But not sorry for saying. He's stupid. He's dumb. You can't fix dumb people. Like he talks about this a little more but I think that's an interesting point. These people keep asking him like what are you gonna say to him? He's like this guy's a fucking moron. What do you think I can say to him? He's not gonna suddenly get it. Yeah. No he did his own research. He's a 25 year old who gets punched in the head for a living on a podcast called Arkinsanity. That's my UFC segment for the week.

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