The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 10-13-25 | The Cowboys were not buckled up for Rico Dowdle and the Panthers

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe thought Schotty said teams were afraid to run the ball against them? Former Cowboy, Rico Dowdle, told them to buckle up for his revenge game and Dallas didn't listen. We try to make sense of what we saw Sunday including George Pickens and audio from buffering Greg. Plus, what's safer: a helicopter or plane? (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (51:53) - Sports: Panthers humble Cowboys (01:24:44) - Broadcast audio from 3rd leg Greg (01:45:15) - News: Plane or helicopter? (02:04:57) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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I'm sorry You were right I was wrong Baker rules Dax sucks He's the MVP You want to talk Baker No I just feel like today

Why not What are the odds up to now I told you to get on that MVP thing A few weeks ago You laughed at me You scoffed at me Just like everyone did it You doubted me

In the draft I think he brought it up in jest And then you rushed And put a bet on it And then now you're acting all superior I don't feel like you should be chiming in here unless you're going to support everything I'm saying. I'm sorry, I haven't been introduced yet.

However we get to where we're getting, I don't care. Everybody's winning. The Cowboys will still make the playoffs. I'll tell you the play right now. Let's see here. What? Is Patrick Mahomes? MVP?

Yeah. Because it's as low of the value you're ever going to get this late in the season. Today's not the day. That's good point. Man. I think they can't lose anymore. He was like second MVP odds last week. Then maybe he's just a thousand pounds stone at the top of that leaderboard that can't be moved because...

Yeah, you just know he's always... Well, yeah, but I figure going into this week, it had to have been Dak, Baker, Josh Allen. Well, unless I told you last week, which I did. Doc had the 10th best odds, remember? That's right. Lamar Jackson... So right now, oh my God, Baker is climbing up the charts. Right now, Josh Allen is...

the leader of the pack, followed by Mahomes, as he has all year. But remember, I got in Baker at plus 1850. Okay. And he's now at plus 440. That's sage. Sage value nabbed there. I made a horrible point then, because I'm more talking about, it seems like the conversation around MVP is not matching up with that, which is, I think, what we learned last week.

You're right. But I feel like the Eagles, the chiefs. It's going to happen. Jump on Sam Darnold right now. Value. I mean, let's slow down. He's somehow below Daniel Jones. Indiana Jones.

And Lamar Jackson. I'm Jake Kemp. I don't think we do that anymore. I'm Dan McDowell. I'm Blake Jones. And this is the dumb zone. You know that. Foodie K is here as well.

That is Clayton. and here is the game day men's health studios downtown Dallas that's where we broadcast live to tape and live to live certain days like today we are on YouTube how's it going and we will cover the Cowboys today that'll be the main part of the program I was I was thinking we maybe adopt the Cowboys sounds of the sideline thing where we only do full Cowboys talk if they win or tie and it's a good tie. So they do not do sounds of the sideline. They will not do one this week. They will not. I mean, the audio and video is there, but it will be viewed by a party of

four or the production team. I talked to him after the game. So I was like, all that was for nothing. Who's him? The guy that's carrying around the boom mic and in charge of the cameras for sounds of the sideline? Now, it will... Certainly they save it for end of year. Oh, yeah. They're still

filing it, marking it, but... Like, you've got to have that George Pickens. I would love to see the sideline reacting to George Pickens leap leaping a defender. And you might still see that. Just running with the wall in one hand like it's... Dude, let me tell you, few things that get me more football bricked up than trying to pass off a bitch slap as a stiff arm. Like, technically your arm is stiff.

He's like a badass. I feel like he's a street fight guy. Yes, and he runs crazy angles and routes. Like, it doesn't feel, like, C.D. acts crazy, but, like, C.D. is not, like, I'll take George Pickens in a fight. Sure. Big phase of a tornado. C.D. might catch that pass in the end zone because he's not slow out of his break. But I'm sure we'll get to that. That one's going to get charted as a DAC overthrow a little bit. Yeah.

No, Pickens, I read an article about him a couple years ago. They were like, you know, he's not a great route runner. and somehow he uses that to his advantage because the DB is always like, what's he doing? Like the wild pitcher or something? That's not the way you're supposed to run that. And you saw yesterday when he stops on a dime and then he's to the other side of the field, man.

He's a fun player. Just imagine if he played on a team with C.D. Lamb and Michael Parsons. How dynamic that group could be. Imagine if he was in a slinging around offense. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, the play where he slips, gets up and catches it,

and then tries to hurdle the guy, Fails right in front of Shottie. If nothing else, I'm putting my junk in your face. Yeah, he's a fun player. That's kind of how I feel like all these games are going to be what we got yesterday. So with Micah gone, is there a chance that the Cowboys could sign him? What are you saying? Now that we have, there's some money.

The Cowboys. No, they absolutely should. Well, they'll franchise him, right? I heard the One Star guy's talking about that this morning. They'll franchise him, he'll hold out, it'll get bad, and then something will happen. But no, they'll tell you that they had to spend that money on all three Tyler's. Maybe they could trade him to the Browns for a sixth. And then...

Like when they had Amari Cooper. Yeah. Boy, speaking of Amari Cooper, I was trying to sell myself on, you know, Cowboys have had bad defenses and slow starts before and then made the playoffs. Do you remember 2018 when they acquired Amari, excuse me, Amari Cooper after the buy? Oh, Jebhawk. Jubhawk. I think they were two and three and then they lost after the buy and they were in shambles.

They might have got to three and five, but I looked it up because I'm like, oh, man, what does this team have in common with that one? The Cowboys defense that year through the first six weeks was like eight in EPA. They just weren't getting the results. yet, and then they went to reel off like 11 of 13 wins. That is not the case with this one.

Is that McCarthy? No, that was Garrett. A couple years before, Garrett. They went 10 and 6th. They won in the first round, and then the Rams beat them in the second round of the playoffs. My point is, that year, I remember being like, okay, they're not as bad as this record looks. The defense

isn't as bad as people think. I confirmed this morning this team and that team are very different. Very different. The Cowboys are bending and breaking. Well, before we get to all of that, let's do a weekend check. We'll throw it around the room. It'll be brought to us by Trident.

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It's 817-5121.1. I drove by Dan's house the other day. He was just hopping over his gate because he was beaten down. His garage door was squeaking. Well, I have no gate. But I do have a garage door. And they came out the other day. And this is a fairly, so tune up special.

That's what I signed up for. You sign up for the tune up special right now. It's $39.99. They'll kind of make sure everything is running right. make sure the ball bearings. I don't even know if there are ball bearings involved with garage doors. Sounds manly. But there's some stuff there.

How about a little oil, a little lubricant? I don't know. Don't, I don't know what they do. But so they showed me, I've recently had, so right before, I got new garage doors before we ever discovered Trident. And I regret it. So they put these garage doors up. and the guy showed me

like it's been making a noise I'm like yeah I should do the tune up special so I put these garage doors up the Trident guy was showing me yeah look here where this giant screw is out of the wall and this thing could you know

I don't think it was going to fall on the car but you know they're like you know now it certainly won't so they were checking and they were looking and they were like well he didn't put it in the stud You know what a stud is? I do.

I know it's like a big hard piece of wood or something, right? Like it's something, I don't, it's like the place you're searching for. You get a stud finder. I have a finder, of course. Anyway, they put it in a part of the wall that doesn't support that and it was literally falling down.

And so the TX Trident guys, the Trident garage door guys fixed it out. Anyway, this is why you should do this. Your family could have been in that car. Oh my gosh. That could have killed. puppies and kittens and, oh, my priest was over, my pastor was over. Would you save all those people for $39.99?

Dan Wood, you should too at tx trident.com, 817, 512, 12, 12, get the tune up and then get 10% off on all repairs. Okay, let's do a weekend check. You know what? I'm going to start because I'm not going to give you my full weekend check. I'm going to save for tomorrow. And I will tease ahead that tomorrow, so I was at the fair, the state fair of Texas. We were out there at the behest of Rivian, our guy's Stu with Rivian, the luxury electric vehicles.

And we were doing a cornhole competition against the Soroy Boys, the Soroy program. By the way, so that wasn't fair at all. They cheated. It was rigged. Oh, I haven't heard about this. You all lost? We lost. We lost. But, again, the Soroy's will cheat on you.

Was it close? I don't know if he intends to save this for later, but we did lose, and I'm not positive, but I do believe I led our team in points. That was not expected. So if you know my dad sucks It was very disappointing And you need Dan to come up with baseball Dan and It just didn't happen

Didn't happen Didn't have it in me But I also think it was rigged They cheated and it was stolen But after you guys After we did the appearance And did the game and all that You guys went to the game

You guys went to the Texas OU game And I walked around the fair And I will offer you a full report With audio and pictures And everything tomorrow That's awesome Can you at least... I did it kind of like the mall walk I did.

I love it. Can you... So like and subscribe and all that stuff for tomorrow. I've been to the fair in 10 years. Patreon.com slash the dumb zone, probably. Took the dart. Can you answer... Like you?

One small question. Okay. The thing that I sent you to look for, did they have it? What did I go look for? Half of a... Oh, the half man. I never saw that. Okay.

No, I didn't. I did not find the print show. We're looking at the thing that were back. Yeah. Alistair came up to me. I love that guy. Alistair came up with a photo and he's like, I don't know if he left, but he's here now.

It's the half man. I told Dan, I was like, dude, he might be on the loose. See, to me, there's only one gender, so I wasn't not able to go look at something like that. That would disgust me. Especially at the fair. But I was, so I went to the fair.

Over the weekend, too, started on a new program. It's Netflix. It is that show... I don't like the way they do this sometimes. They label it. It's monsters. And then they have separate labels for... Anyway...

Oh, this is like the train wreck or that sort of thing, yeah. This is the Ed Gein. Oh, damn, son. You guys know Ed Gein? Hell yeah. I mean, I know it's not Texas, but you grow up knowing, like, hey, where did the Texas Chainsaw Massacre come from? They're like, Wisconsin. So apparently, like, everything came from...

Ed Gein. Like Silence of the lambs, making a suit out of skin. I just said everything and I was ready to reel off like seven things and I can just tell you one. I think it's just the genre, right? Like that slashery sort of genre.

But he's, he was a serial killer and anyway the actor is very surprising. I couldn't put it together until searching it. and it's a very cleaned up Jack's Teller from Sons of Anarchy

Do you ever watch Sons? No, but I'm familiar with him. The hot, the famous guy. Yeah, what is it? He's Brit, isn't he? He's a Brit, but he's great. He's great, but you can't tell it's him. And anyway, just starting to get into that, it's great.

It's great. I love you and your family. Like, I 100% know that the girls will come home and you guys will either review or... You can't watch this? Are you out of your mind? No, sir. I'll be watching Ice Age 2 or Madagascar with the kids.

Hell no, dude. At my weirdest of times in my life, I never even tried to like horror movies for Poon. That's how out on horror movies I am. I labor David in a moment last night. This is my last part of my weekend check. Because, uh... Oh, in fact.

fact, I ran into somebody at the fair who mentioned, hey, I heard you mentioned once Empress of China in Grapevine, and I started going there, and it's great. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I love it. It's my favorite Chinese restaurant in the area. And not Hoyer, but no. Happy birthday, Brian Hoyer today. Oh, okay. And Quincy, get his number ready. Oh, Quincy, my buddy Joe, and Jerry Jones. And I just found out this morning. Brian Hoyer. So I picked up, you know, some empress. It's a little farther away.

It's not in my close orbit. So on the weekend, I'll go do that. Do something crazy. We'll drive five more minutes. Because we order out every day. We have not had a home-cooked dinner since. Name the last major holiday. And then it's probably the one before that.

So Christmas and Thanksgiving, we do the home-cooked thing. Actually, we probably buy the pre-thing from Eatsies. The point is, I went to Empress, I came home, we ate, we watched some Ed Gein, I'm walking the dogs, wife is sick, so she's, she's sick so she can't go out and walk the dogs and stuff. Now, she could go to book club earlier, and she could go to... Yeah, but you've got to be real careful with that. She could go shopping with her friends at the Christmas Bazaar.

There's already, like, Christmas shopping thing. Oh, yeah. My wife is there all day Saturday with the kid, but. There's something in Fort Worth. You can't complain about that. No. Because you bite the hand that feeds there. Why don't you just walk the dogs?

Yeah. So, no, I go walk. Oh, yeah. She'll leave. So I go walk the dogs and was talking to my neighbor, John, and it wasn't just him. Then all of a sudden, like, his wife comes out and the kid, and I meet the kid's boyfriend, and then I meet the brother. And so everybody, I'm talking to all these people about the game and about

this and that and they're going to something and whatever just having a neighborhood talk fellowship and then they leave and now i'm walking with the dogs and i'm looking down at the dog and i look down and i oh my god what is that so i had spilled like i sit there watching tv eating oh my god and i had spilled like this huge thing remember my uh how could we ejaculate shorts last week yeah of course yeah well now it wasn't like a piece of rice it It was like a big clump of rice. I don't know what happened. But it's like about, you know, eight pieces of rice, but they're somehow stuck and clumped together.

And it was sticking right in the middle of my chest. I have a black shirt. And so I'm talking to my neighbor. I'm doing all this stuff and never knew it. Yeah. And so now I'm just completely embarrassed because they never said anything to me. And especially those younger ones, they were absolutely talking about it. their whole drive to wherever they were going.

You see that slob? It was not, it was, it was, hey, is that Dandruff or G. Oh, no, no, it was a big giant piece of food. Like, it's amazing how big this piece of food was, that it was staying there. Like, there was defying all the laws of gravity. Like my keys and wallet on my car. Yeah. But you're the only one who, yeah.

That's, that's tough, because they were talking about it. Without a doubt. They're talking about it on their podcast. Clayton, weekend check. Early Saturday. W.W.E. in Australia, had to get up early. 7 a.m. start for the B.O.C. What was the event? Crown Jewel, Perth.

Get up early or just stay up all night? I hit about 3 o'clock and I was like, I got to catch a nap. Well, how was it? My whole weekend's going to be off. How was it? Wait, you catch a nap at 3 a.m. Yeah, okay. It's a little four-hour nap.

Because that's probably, like, he's staying up till maybe 4 or 4.30 on the weekend normally, or what? Yeah, until, I mean, there's some nights on Fridays where, like, I'll do, like, analytic stuff and just get lost in it and stay up until, like, six, and then be like, all right, well, we're going to Waterburger. I love that. Come home and take a nap and then watch football. He's his own master. Yeah. So, yeah, I had that. How long is an event, and is this pay-per-view?

That's the point. They're called PLEs now, premier live events. Okay. And I think we need to adopt that. I think we need to adopt PLEs for, like, Denver, the Austin thing. Yeah, these are premier live events. Yeah, love it.

Done. And, uh, While doing that, I have the three monitors set up on the computer at home. So I have that up on one. And then we got a lot of stuff going on in the food space that I am not understanding really. Like, Arby's might be doing too much with these steak nuggets. Steak nuggets? Yeah, they're trying to get a little too fancy.

I feel like stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to. early reviews aren't good I don't frequent my Arby's that often the one that's closest and but the reviews I'm seeing online are basically shoe leather oh no

and boy I you know I I love a good Arby's melt but I don't I think they're a little out of bounds with the steak nuggets Wendy's God, Wendy's is taking so many L's lately

So wait, these stay I'm still hung up on the steak nuggets Yeah These are just little pieces of steak They're nuggets of steak. It's like a skewer kebab Yeah It's just a basic

For me, I've always had The weird hang up Of steak and fish At fast food restaurants For some reason I'm willing to eat ground beef I'll eat your chicken But when you say You're gonna make a piece of steak

Or fish, I'm out Yeah Because I make essentially steak nuggets at home and eat them throughout the week. When you cut it? Yeah. You just chop up a... If you cook it on a skewer, you're going to sear the outside part, right? But that's what it is.

But I'm not buying it from Arby's. No. Also, Arby's is sneaky expensive. Oh, yeah. You're like getting out of their under 20. It's like 15 bucks for me. The last time I went. We used to hammer that five for five.

Five is how they get you in. Yeah. And then you're like, oh, they have premium items. And they're... Minimum price. job in college, you could live off a five for five. I don't fall for that. Yeah, Wendy's is switching to shredded.

They're taking, they've taken so many L's. They've lost their bacon, the bacon wars. They've completely gone off the deep end. Well, who won the bacon war? Waterburger. Oh, okay. They've thrown bacon, like, the things you can throw bacon on at Waterberger are ridiculous. this.

Okay. Maybe get the, try the new, or the tender melt is back, or the, on the Texas toast. Throw a little bacon, Monterey Jack on that. Tell me how you like it. I love it. What did Wendy's do? They got rid of their full lettuce. They're back, they're on the shredded lettuce tip now.

And Wendy's used to be like, you go get a bacon nader, junior, or a junior bacon cheeseburger, and you get that full piece of lettuce. feel like you're eating a real good hamburger. But no, they're going shredded now, and it's garbage. And, like, just... Why? Why make these changes to things that were great? And I don't understand the space that some of these fast food places think they're going to, but it's not one that I'm going to be in.

I bet you will. Brother, my weekend has drastically changed to, like, three places. and stick into the hits from those places. And, you know, I'll go try stuff when it comes out new or something like Taco Bell throw some new stuff at you that you got to give a shot. Of course. And the last thing, and I'm still trying to find it, so if anybody can find it, I can't find it at any of the local stores.

Doritos gingerbread chips. Why do we need that? Exactly. I don't even know what a gingerbread chip is. It's a Doritos chip with, like, ginger, it's just a corn chip, but with, like, gingerbread flavoring on it instead of your cool ranch. Or the, for the, for the real ones, the cooler ranch. And I, I spent, somebody hooked this guy up.

I just can't. This is a red bag, looks like the nacho cheese, but this guy has a gingerbread man on. Exactly. Why do we need this? We don't. We don't. But you want to try it? I mean, I'm a Doritos, like, old head, so.

I was getting the original 3Ds back in the day after. Oh, and we're pairing it with a gingerbreads Pepsi now? Miss me. Miss me with the Pepsi. Dude, I saw a guy, I'll go real quick, because I'm going to save some of mine throughout the week. Now that I don't drink beer, like at football games and stuff, you know, you notice. First of all, it was hot. hot as hell out there Saturday at the fair.

Horrible. Our seats were in zone and, like, directly in the sun the entire time. Soroy texted me. Were you with him or no? He was sitting somewhere else? No, yeah. He was probably in a suite or something. He said, I left that stupid game before halftime.

It was so hot. I'm never doing anything ever again. Just a blanket statement. Yeah. So just when you see somebody in the. stands swigging a Pepsi or like a full body coke it just I don't know how people do that like you're just I think people from Oklahoma really love soda yeah just there from what I've gathered um yeah it was uh it was a wild scene out there my dad was with us picks games with us

on Friday he was in hog heaven like we walked off from the whole rivian good time into the game, he's like, I must have got to talk to 50 people. That's the peak of existence for him, is getting to just have small talk. And he'll make it with anyone. I walk over and it's just some hot, some promo hot from the pizza place

and he's over there. Forget about that, because I can see that. It'll be just some dude, some dumpy middle-aged dude. And I'm like, oh, okay, clearly a listener and I'll go over there and Chappie introduces me and the guy never, he doesn't know who we are or I am or anything, but Chappie just struck up a conversation with some guy. It's, it's uncanny. And then the guy's introducing him to people he knows, like, it's great. Yeah. It, it's a thing. I don't know if it's great. It's, it's a thing.

But yeah, Sunday, I, uh, I was supposed to play, you know, an old man flag. And I wanted to let you guys know that I didn't because they canceled it's one of those things where somebody like a listener invites you to something and they're like really excited for you to be there and then it keeps falling through and you're like it's okay so that's the only reason I didn't come in here today brimming with stories of excellence we didn't do it so what I did was I took the Cowboys jersey in my car and I went over to the Tom Thumb to get groceries where you'll get 10% off and I would like for our listeners too if you can start Start snapping photos of your favorite jerseys on Sunday at Tom Thumb and send them to me.

I was rocking my best Danucci, which got a lot of looks. I, of course, saw Quincy Carter. What you see is a lot of people who are not football fans who have a jersey in their house and can throw it on. I saw like an 80-year-old woman in a Zeke. That's awesome. I just covered her whole body. 10% off, huh? Yeah, and you know, like, pretty good.

They sell cheap, like, t-shirt-style jerseys at the front lest you don't have one. It won't work. It won't? No. Really? I tried. It has to be jersey.

I had my Des Bryant jersey and was very upset when she said it has to be a real jersey. Man, I don't know how I would have handled that. I was not. I was not happy. Because it feels like those jerseys are there to bait you and maybe you buy one of those and get the deal. But what I'm telling you is you're going to see some wild old. old cowboy jersey.

He's like to torn up, tat. It's nobody who's like, fired up for today's game. I'm going to wear my gear and go to the grocery store. It's people finding a jersey for a deal. Here's a Ken Hamlin. Dude, I've seen a Ken Hamlin at the grocery store. I've seen a Jeff Heath.

Then you get up to the register. And it is a little demeaning when you have to go over and be like, hey man, the thing. And the power that they have. And it's like some 16-year-old, 17-year-old kid. I don't think he really spoke English. Didn't look like a football fan. I'll put it to you like that.

He's like, oh, okay, football, football. Oh, my God. And so he's like coming over. It's just, it's uncomfortable if they don't immediately recognize that you deserve the discount. So then I asked him to take a picture of me and my jersey. I feel like I got even. Here's a grind my gears. All bakeries should be open on Sunday by at least 10.

I know you guys are probably not in the bakery space, but it's insane for a bakery. Like what's the top spot times that you'd go to a bakery? What are you getting? Cupcakes. Oh. But I don't know.

There's one near my house. I'm like, all right, well, I'm probably going to try to open this door of this place three times ever. The fact that it's closed this time is not helpful.

You doing this for a party? No, for the olds. But I think that's a, does it need to be open? on Wednesday, Tuesday morning? It's a bakery. Be open on the weekend. Do church online.

A lot of people do it. And then just the final thing of, I guess this is kind of how Clayton's weekend is all the time, but I can't describe to you the feeling of not having your kids around, not having your wife around, and not having to work. Like, there's what? maybe 50 of those hours left in my life but when it hits you

and you're standing there and it's like I can do anything really there's maybe one thing that would be bad but it's hard to realize how different your life is mentally at 40 than it was at 25 like I briefly

was back in that place where it's like 1130 on Sunday morning I have everything done maybe I'll just sit here and watch foot where's the bong It's Sunday afternoon Anything is possible It's too much freedom It really is

I'm like I'm gonna need to make an appointment At the massage place Do something And then your kids come back And it's like here we go dude They walked in punch Hate each other They've been fighting the whole way home

From the beach clearly And now they're just dumping them in the yard And it's everybody's pissed Mom's pissed And it's like here we go right we're back in the mix

had a good weekend of football I wouldn't even know what to do I know I know because yeah I think back to my 20s when I didn't have anything to do

and sometimes I would want to go back but then why what would I even do it's you feel lost you're so free you've got business to tend to though

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Quit being such a jerk. I need new floors. I was waiting for a happening deal. this might be it. This is happening. Happening deals at flooring direct dfdfw.com slash dZ. I had a very 90s Friday night because last week Argyl played on Thursday, so kind of had a glimpse of your freedom where I didn't have to, I actually had to hang out

with my family, I guess I should put it. And so I thought I came up with a smart move of saying, look, I'm gone a lot. you got me for a night wife you plan the evening and so when you plan something subpar you can't grab at me when I'm not around you had your chance I can see the vision

it doesn't feel like it worked out she knocked it out of the part okay we went to a Chinese buffet which I hadn't been to one in years and there's a really good one in Garland and I doubt that but go ahead no I you're saying there's a good Chinese

buffet in garland in general my my thought and uh i i think the particularly it's probably applies across the board but particularly with ethnic food where there's more crime the food is better i think it's just yeah garland is poor it's just a fact of life these are these are real chinese people it's then not i think they have real chinese people empress as well but i wouldn't discount it based on uh based on it being garland is all i'm saying The kid loved it because, what, you want some chicken nuggets with some lo-main and some watermelon and grapes? Have at it. I don't care.

Eat whatever you want. And he was blown away. He just shed a tear to establish the run guy's eyes as kids getting value. Yeah, just loading up. And with two boys, we'll be back at some point. Then we hit an arcade, ten bucks to get in, let the kid go wild, play whatever you want. and we finished the night because Amazon sent their Christmas catalog early. God, I, this is, do you know about this, dude?

This is poison to the American young family, Dan. You should have to ask for it. I don't need that cheat. I had no chance. What do you mean they send you? Like an actual catalog? Yeah, it's throwback, baby. But it's Amazon?

Yeah. Okay. And it's super nice. I didn't, I didn't see any prices. I think it's just like lists. what it is, because the price will fluctuate, I would imagine. It's poison. He was blown away.

Like, I was, you know, pick out a few toys for your birthday. And he's flipping, he's like, oh, yeah, I want this telescope. Oh, yeah, I want these, I want these cars. Oh, I want this. I want, but he, like, for, I don't know. Just always flip through the sharper image. Oh, yeah. East Bay was a big one for us, too.

Obviously, like, we're in a digital, he was blindsided that there was a catalog full of toys that he could look at and pick out. And so, yeah, that was our 90s Friday night. had to look for it last night and uh when she was told i can't find it she's like we need we need another one tomorrow in amazon catalog the catalog is what's getting me now that i'm talking this out maybe that's what's getting me to december because yeah they're blown away by it it's really really weird to see now that you say that yeah it's cool uh so then the charter to carolina it was pretty underwhelming because you know first trip was to philly which is awesome

Then we go to Chicago, New York, and then now Charlotte. And we don't, we didn't even stay in Charlotte. We stayed on the campus of UNC Charlotte. There's a Marriott there on the campus. So it just reminded me of like the North Texas days. Yeah. Of going all over Conference USA. Any Belichick stuff hanging out, hanging there?

No. They're not promoting him. No. We're pretending this isn't happening. I bet you Charlotte is better than, UNC right now. So I tried to find a good place for Carolina barbecue. I've heard a lot about it, and it was pretty

underwhelming. The sauce is great. Pull pork was good, but the experience, I don't know, I think I would take Texas. Do you go eat by yourself, or do you go with Berline? No, Berline had a lot of people to hang out with. He was a Panther, baby. He was a good panther.

Yeah. I mean, you walk around there, and people know it's Cam Newton and Steve Berline. Honestly, I said that as a joke, and it's probably true. It's true. I mean, he was a... Jake DeLone, maybe. He was a big deal.

Yeah. I mean, just walking through the press box and through the concourse and whatnot. Yeah. A lot of people were stopping him, and he loves it. The, you know, we talk about the Etsy signs. Live, laugh, love. Interior decorators are now in the NFL space. Oh, I know, yeah.

And when you walked up to get your food, The first thing you see is this big, like, wooden cutting board, and on it was silver lettering saying, eat. Dude, fuck all this. I'm so tired of this. It's the same thing. It's been happening everywhere. This is basically Texas women's fault, I think. Jean Jones, the lady from Waco, and my wife and her friends.

Yeah, Joanna Gaines. This is all this is, Dan. It hasn't really infected your house, but it's everywhere. it's these little kitchy signs and those have been around forever right like your grandma had one but these ones are it's all cursive and it's set

it's just live laugh love in different forms I know I know I need to eat that's why I'm either eat and be married I know have fun in football I'm going to don't put I was already going to do all that stuff how about there was another one

Bonat Petit yeah and it's like we need with a little football lace through the word like across the laces in the cursive. But my favorite, my favorite one that I saw back there. Chop it like it's hot. And this is another thing, because what happened around the same time is that there became no filter between like urban youth culture and old women, middle-aged women. This is when they started saying bling, bling, bling, bling.

It's like, I don't know. Have you listened to that song? I feel like you shouldn't be allowed to talk like that. But they started saying it, and now they'll do that. Chop it like it's hot. And they've got football pillows in your house. Very, very underwhelming press box and even worse food spread. They had steak, and they gave you a plastic fork.

I was appalled. Just unbelievable on so many accounts. It's no surprise, right? For Carolina. I feel like just the organizations he tells us it has trash food, you're like, yep. Yeah. That makes sense.

Old press box. They did kind of make up for it because at the end of your run, you had an ice cream machine. And you had a nice little cookie layout. And before the game, they had crispy cream donuts, which I guess is crispy cream up in there somewhere? Anyway, but this is for Dan.

The Panthers bathroom situation is a 9 out of 10. When you get your hand soap, it's foaming, and it's a good, healthy amount. We like that over the... We're doing well? Oh, way more. Okay. Foaming is very important. All right, when you get to your washing your hands, it is not like the eight rocket spouts coming out at you too quick.

Okay. It's just a nice, consistent, slow stream of water. Okay. Because now that I'm wearing nice shirt... It's not going to splash on your pants? Yeah. Do you know how you go through the trouble of not peeing on your pants? Sure.

Look, if you're a dude And you're wearing like khakis or something You got to make sure You're not going to get a splash here or there Yeah So you go through all that trouble You put your belt back on You're like, man, I did it

Then you walk over to sink And it's like It pops out and you're like Now everybody's going to think I went to the bathroom On my pants Yeah It's happened to me a million times Really?

Yeah This was not the case And you got the rice I was more so thinking about I'm wearing like a long-sleeved dress shirt and I don't want to get the ends wet. I might be wearing a nice watch that I have no business wearing

and I don't want to get that wet. Man, I hate a nice slow. It's worth. It's horrible. Wet on the end of your sweat. It's like, it's disgusting. They had the rotating paper towel dispenser. I like it.

You like that little thing on the side? You got to rotate? No, when you pull the paper towel down, the next one feeds. Oh, okay. And so it's way better than having to wave your hand and wait for the next one to come out. Oh, yeah, yeah. I like that. That's horrible.

Did you ever, I feel like this was when I was a kid, but I've, no, I've seen one in the last few years. You ever go into one that has, like, the one towel, but it rotates through? Mm-mm. And, like, it rotates back up through the machine. Like, it's an actual towel. So it's, like, somehow cleaning it on the backside? Yeah, but I don't know if it's cleaning it, or if it's just, like, going up. Yeah, that's weird. Like, how would it clean it?

Yeah, I don't know that I trust that at all You've never seen that, okay I'm trying to get look for a picture to see if something I never used to think it was disgusting But I certainly do now Like how do they ever clean it? Oh yeah, this looks awful Yeah

The paper towel that comes out Name brand Scott paper towel Okay, it's a lower name But go ahead But it's still, it's better than no Nothing You know, I'm gonna go bounty or the other one

I can't remember the other one And then the trash can on the outside because everything funnels into the sink you need to get your paper towels and you need to begin moving Oh okay Instead of that trash little hole Next to the sink

Because now I gotta go back to the sink Because if it's on the opposite side of the exit Now people are going here Now you've got a traffic jam coming back The trash can needs to be on the outside No door to worry about opening So It's like has anyone who designed these things

Ever gone to the bathroom Like actually let's play this out Let's walk through it We once worked in a studio for a decade that was... Right. Clearly. That they didn't let the host, like, hey, what would you think would be good for a studio? They were just like, no, we'll just give it to the chief engineer.

Who's never done a show? No, it doesn't know anything. He just, like, let's just let him put the headphone jack, like, was right here in the middle of in front of you. So if you, like, the head, the thing is sticking up. And then you couldn't put a paper down and look at it. it like you had to or you couldn't put your computer right there it had to be over here okay so did did you see if the jerry richardson statue is still there or not i didn't go i didn't go around it was raining when we got in do you remember that whole bit oh yeah he sold sold the team and said on one

condition you got to keep that statue up forever i was uh it was removed in 2020 around the time of the george floyd protest yeah i thought we did that story we did but that was after he uh He was able to withstand his comments on Jeans Day. The Me Too thing? Yeah, he had a very Johnson County sheriff approach to his relationship with female employees in their attire. And then the charter ride back. I think he said, I bet you've got to lay down to get those on. It's like extra horny.

Jerry Richardson said that? Yeah. Someone stole my bag on the way back What does that mean? So I had to buy I decided to go with like a duffel bag Because I got to pack my suit And it's pretty cool how it folds or whatever

And I tried to buy one that doesn't look like any of the rest And here we are Someone had confused my back for theirs And snagged it So now I've got to meet up with this guy Who I don't know They took it from the Cowboys So after the charter, all the bags that were underneath get, you know, funneled down and you go get your bag and then you walk to your car.

They just lay them all on the ground. Yeah. Yeah. And so then I walk and I'm the last person there and there are no more bags. And I did everything I was supposed to in Charlotte. I was right in line. So there wasn't even one bag, the bag that that guy didn't pick? No.

How did that happen? I don't know. And so he's going to give you your bag, but you're not going to be able to hand him his. Right. He has a quest. That's not my fault. Yeah. You get off the terrain.

So I just, okay, doke, I guess I'll go home. So someone else bought a bag that looks like your bag? No. Oh, it doesn't look like your bag at all. He just took it. Yeah, through email this morning correspondence with him and the Cowboys, his bag was not the same color as mine, and his bag had his name on it. So.

This wasn't a player, was it? No. Can you at least tell us? Is it someone who should and will feed? Do you know how much I'd be shaking if I, like in this current job or at the ticket, if we got on a cowboy charter and I did something like this? Is it someone I've ever heard of? Caused a single email.

You've heard of their company. To and from the cowboys that I had made a mistake like that. I would be pretty petrified. I was even nervous sending the email. Yes. You just want to fly low, dude. Yes. I'd want them to know my name just for the sake of I'm on the, I'm on the charter, please be nice to me, but I don't want anything else. Yeah, how'd you know who to email? Did you like ask Christy or something?

Lost and found at Cowboys? I'd talk to the guy, their stretch before a couple times. I'm trying to be nice to everybody, dude. Everybody. I'm saying hello to. I'm trying to remember their name. So you're being not general, Blake? Correct. Because he's networking. He's trying to get out of here, dude. God. He's networking. I'm trying to help our show. This is how you felt when he started getting up in the morning.

And when he started going to bed earlier. No more hero's dead. Yeah, now Blake's networking. Wearing a suit. Remembering names. Got to remember their first name in one. Shaking hands, probably. Going to steak dinners.

Oh, it's free. Small talking, I ass off. I hate it. I can't stand it. Did you go walk on the field before the game? Oh, yeah. Always do. You always do?

Mm-hmm. Who was your? Oh, because Berline and who was the? the play-by-play guy. It was a local guy. Bill Risenki. So we didn't do a picture or anything, but no, I love walking down there.

It's cool. They have a cool stadium. It's right in downtown. Yeah, right behind the video board is downtown. It felt very Carolina, 60s and windy. A little chilly, a little rainy, but. Pamela's cold.

Or seemed cold. I saw her walking around. She can't even walk in a straight line. What does that mean? She started, like, angling towards a field, and her handler had to, like, nudge her back. She's not Mr. Magoo. She's got the lady that blows out the candles for the 100-year-old.

Oh, stop it. There we go. When did you get back? I got back pretty early. We were ahead of schedule getting out of there. So I was, we landed about 7.30. I piddled around trying to find my bag for a while and I was home before nine. And then I had a

I was on the cowboy charter and 13 hours later I was on the dart train That's life bro Trying to experience a little bit of both worlds here Yeah All right Well that's a weekend check And since we don't work for the Cowboys

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last second field goal we never got a chance to see Brandon try hmm that's like up on me by the way what I was like oh shit the game is about to

be over. They're not going to be able to stop the clock. Yeah. I didn't put it together. How long was that last drive? Over six. With 920 left, it's tied up. And that's right after the fumble that luckily the Cowboys got back. Dak fumbles

at the seven-yard line. Dak or the snap or something. But at that point, I wrote down, this is why you don't play with your food. because I kind of thought they had been I thought they could have scored more throughout the game and it felt like they were

they just knew they were going to win and they knew they were the better team and I think they are the better team but now it's tied up at 27 920 left Shottie gets a little screen happy well I guess the first one is just a screen that got blown up and when it works

perfectly like last week you're like ah there you go but the screen can get blown up and now you're uh minus five yards well then the next play i don't know if that's a givante williams mistake but if you remember the next play it's dack under pressure looks like he's kind of just throwing it away type thing but it was at the feet of givante williams and he catches it and then gets blown up he a seven-yard loss. So now it's third and 22. Oh, third and 12.

No. Oh, wait. Yeah. Third and 22. Yeah. And it was a mistake because it was just great cloud coverage there, but let's be real. Third and 15, you're in a pretty tough spot too. If he drops it, right? If he dirts the ball and it's

an incomplete, third and 15, you're pretty screwed after that first down play unless you make a play on second down. Yeah, the first down play It's just the pass behind the line of scrimmage is, you know, it might work, it might not, but if you throw it down field, it's different. Yeah, and then all of a sudden, Carolina gets the ball, and they never relinquish the ball because the Cowboys defense is what the Cowboys defense is.

The egregious play is the fourth and three. Where they showed, who was it in coverage? Bland. Oh, yeah, Duran Bland. It looked like Trayvon Diggs got away with a pass interference at two and a half minutes in the fourth. Yes, Carolina ends up at the Dallas 40 going for it on fourth and three. So that would have been a pretty long field goal.

And it's also fairly risky because if you give Dallas the ball back right there, You know, it's the whole couple of completions, and you got Brandon Aubrey. Yeah, maybe not even a couple, right? You're taking over. You would have been near midfield. Yeah. So the fourth and four. But so now Hunter Renfro, Bland is playing,

it looked like they were all playing real close up on the line, and then for some reason, as they show the replay, like Bland backs up eight yards, well behind the first down marker. I mean, it had to be a good throw, and it was, but it was a bang, bang throw, and there was no other way, you know, there was no other place he was going to throw that ball. There's no time to close that gap.

And it's Hunter Renfro, which is a nice little story, but Hunter Renfro? Well, he's quick enough from the ins, you can back up a little bit if you're the outside corner. The ball's going to take a while, the route's going to take a while. Hunter Renfro can do like one thing well but it's that just

So now they get the first down Have you seen what the film nerds are trying to tell everyone About backing up Which is what They think Fluse was trying to Play some games there having Blan back Because I think they had Kenneth Murray blitzing

And he was supposed to Cut under that slant And he was a little late Bland was No Kenneth Murray Oh okay They were trying to disguise it now i mean that could be that could be a monday morning quarterbacking but that would

explain why blaine was so far back on the play well yeah and uh also i want to say this you're right to highlight that play that's that is not why they lost they lost let's go to right after that what was the play right after that a nine-yard run probably yeah riko for nine yards on the next play now it's when was there not a nine-yard well that's what i'm saying the the The problem is that, you know, yeah, you force a team to throw, or when a team asks to throw, they'll be successful some. But sometimes the bad stuff will happen. Bad stuff rarely happens when you can run the ball at 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 15, 20 yards of pop. And that's, if I had anything on the Iber flus front, because what are you going to do, dude?

It was going to be a transition year anyways, and then you trade Micah. like you already clearly did not really think about the personnel you had when you hired Matt Eberflus. You just thought he's a good coach, we have good players, we have Micah, we'll figure it out. Now here's Eber Fluse.

You don't think he thought he was going to get a little bit of that Dan Quinn bump. I come in here for a few years and wreck shit with Micah Parsons. Yeah, and I'd get another head coached up. But then my point is just when you get to that point,

I'm not sure what you can do as a defensive coordinator. But one thing, you have to do, I feel like, and this is just the madden in me, I guess. You got to put like eight, nine men in the box. Every play. And you're just going to have to leave receivers on an island. And you know what? If Justin Fields or Bryce Young or Russell Wilson or whoever it is that day can throw for 500, so be it, so be it. Maybe they'll get sacked. Maybe they'll commit a penalty. Maybe they'll throw a pick. Because the Cowboys right now are 22nd, 23rd, and the percentage

of time they stack the box an extra defender they're low they're they play off the ball and they don't blitz because they're trying to play bend but don't break but they're doing both so the time to just load up is now like especially at the end of the game right there like dude you can't let them run the ball down the field and then you it's hard to let somebody score in the NFL right but i can promise you that the Cowboys would have had a better chance to win that game yesterday. Had they let Hunter Renfro returned the punt for a touchdown with

six minutes and 16 seconds left or Rico Dattle's score on any of the four plays after that. Yeah. Because then you're getting the ball back at least. Because once it was too obvious they wanted to let him score, then he's not going to score. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. And that's

tough to push someone into the end zone. And then you're hoping for a shank. or block something but it's an impossible high wire act they have to try to walk but I really don't think they can keep doing what they're doing defensively

they've got to at least try something different well if you remember Shottie after the Chicago game and he said something in the post game press conference like oh you know I see some positives with the defense and so the next day

somebody asked him you know, the bloods, they smell the blood in the water, so they're like, oh, what, what about those positives that you're talking about? Here's what shot he said. That along with the explosives are hurting us. And again, I understand why teams don't want to try to run the ball against this. You know, I wouldn't run the ball against our defense. We're playing the run really well.

I'd just sling it all over the place. And that's unfortunately what we're allowing to happen. So, yes, see, at that point, that was the narrative. That's tough. That is embarrassing. You know, it's not tough. You know, it's not tough, running the ball against the Dallas Cowboys. And especially this week, when it was Rico, he has 200 yards last week,

and he starts spouting off in the media, and you're like, well, what are you doing, dude? You're Rico Dowdell. I don't know that you should be saying this is a Rico Dowdle revenge game. Like, people are just learning who you are. And you would kind of think if anything could, you know, you're going, you know what they, that guy can do.

So let's just make sure we try to stop that. And the problem is they probably did. They probably did all notice what he said. They probably did say, okay, we're going to really try and stop their run. And then he ran for seven yards of carry. Effort wise, that's pretty bad. I'm sure they were dialed up for it. It's horrible.

Effort wise, I'm sure they were like, we're going to stop RICO. I haven't watched enough, you know, watch the tape. For me, that means looks at the like advanced box score to see how they played the run. But as shot he said in his post game, it felt like it was four yards before they were touched on half their carries. That is a function of playing a soft defense. I think they should treat every running back they play for the rest of the year, be it Rico Doudal or Saquan Barkley, like Prime Walter Payton. And make the game plan, this is the best running back ever, we've got to do something to stop it. Because, yeah, Christy Scales asked Jerry about RICO's comments before the game.

And he didn't take it real serious. With their run game, Carolina, Rico Dattle with over 200 yards last week, a career day for Rico. When he said the Cowboys are going to have to buckle it up coming in here, that fire you up a little bit? I mean, what else is he going to say? But kind of fun. Well, I've been in here for the last hour.

I can't even get her guys to come to the field. They're shaking a bit. When you made the... Dude, you're about to get knifed. You know what? I should go back to Shottie's press conference last week. Somebody had asked him about that, and he kind of laughed, too. Same thing.

Yeah, we'll buckle up, Rico. Dude, he just... I mean, you're rarely going to have a player take over a game like that or running back in the NFL anymore, and it was Rico Doudal. And then, yeah, the revenge game thing is funny. I put it in the column this morning, like... you know, like if you had a bully in high school and they were messing with you all the time and it really bothered you. And then you saw them like 10 years later, but you've done pretty well in life and like you're okay. But life is not smiled on them.

They're in a wheelchair. They have the cancer kazzo. They're got lesions all over them. And then you just go up and beat the brakes off of them. You didn't really like, nobody's going to be like, you got revenge. It's like, dude, it's the Cowboys defense. That's not revenge. Everybody's doing it.

everybody will continue to do it if they keep playing it this way. But Rico's a good player. I promise you, somewhere in those archives, there's a lot of me hyping that guy up. Because I used to have people tell me, like, dude, he's the best back on the team, no matter who they have. It's seven, eight years ago. Yes.

Last year, for sure. Yeah. I mean, then the Zit Redemption Tour. But it's not about Rico. It's about this defense is, uh, it's a big, 12 team. I feel like I did when I was watching Mahomes in tech. This is exactly what it was like.

Every few weeks your defense will get lucky enough to where your offense can score 50 and prevail. That's where they are right now. Okay, he didn't rush for 200 yards. Okay, good, yes. We got that. It was yeah, it was over 200 yards from scrimmage. I thought he had rush for 200 yards too. Pretty

striking that the Cowboys couldn't run the ball at all. What they have total, a total of 31 yards rushing. It was a weird game from a play calling standpoint. I mean, I know Greg Olson was hammering it a lot.

The first and second down run calls. Now, that Panthers defense is pretty legit against the run. They've got some bodies. They fly around pretty well. Like, their numbers are good. But I'm with you.

I'm with Greg Olson. You just got to figure out a way to get the ball in the air more. And I think that's where having, not just lamb out, but the Turpin thing, I feel, they really feel that. Flannoy was feeling himself a little bit.

He's now got a first down celebration. He's now... What was it? Just a... Yeah, trying to do some Michael Irvin stuff or a... Bill and arrow or something. I don't know, but he's got some stuff going on.

What I'm just saying is, wow, all of a sudden this guy has a big game last week. And he had a catch real early for a first down where he didn't do much throughout the whole game. No, he's a guy. I mean, really nobody did accept, well, I guess Ferguson had a touchdown. But George Pickens, he's fun. George Pickens is fun. I mean, maybe this is the thing, right? They kept saying on all game, that's not a team.

plays a lot of man, the Panthers. And I think something like nine of the 11 or 12 times they lined up in man, when Pickens was out there, they threw him the ball. So I'm not sure how much more of that there was there, but you've got to find ways I feel like even against zone. Pass protection was decent yesterday. And I don't know, man. If they have CD, I feel like they win the game.

Because I feel like they're not running on those first and second. downs but they didn't what about this was pretty interesting to me when DAC did check out of a pass into a run and Greg Olson knew exactly what was happening and if Greg Olson knows exactly what's happening then the players on the field probably do you know about this since you were producing your own radio broadcast well let's listen to this. Kill kill. True strike.

I guess this is going to the right. It is. It's a run. Ford Williams. Blue, beg your pardon. Good penetration again. Mike Jackson from the cornerback spot was there to kind of flatten out Jaden Blue and then he gets some help to finish him off for a loss of two.

Yeah, again, just die slow death. This is who Carolina wants to be today. You hear Dak Prescott. He's killed. kill and he calls it true sorry, Dak, I'm calling you out here, you're going to have to change your code words. It's like universal east west, true

false. Typically, those are just easy one words. People use fire and ice. There's a handful that go around the league. True to the right, has an R, false has an L. Where would you think that is? Google your favorite antonym

is you'll probably find a good pair. There you go. I mean, I didn't know that stuff. I didn't, I don't know when I'm listening do a audible call, but Greg Olson does, and if the whole defense does as well, and he knows you're now running right, do we need to

Yeah, that's weird. I never understood. I mean, dude, no lie. When I was in high school, the DB lined up over me knew the play based on the cadence every single time. Just because it was not, now that's not common, but when you start hearing Rip and Liz and true and false

and plus and minus, usually there's an R involved and an L involved. Yeah, I don't know if that's something. fans inflate or not. I think we'd be surprised at how often defenses know. And let me tell you something. If you know it's not a good time to hand the ball to Jaden Blue,

which was the case on that play. He had a... I mean, what's he going to do? Did we get too excited about Jaden Blue on drafting? Big time. Yeah. Big time. There's a reason he was drafted.

Well, I do wish at the time, everybody who knew this and that about him and hey you get this and that i got five guys over the weekend they're like look into high school i'm like i'm not my job i was hoping the cowboys did that what does that mean just like he's had discipline problems nonstop oh never ever been like here's i'm locked in i've got a full season i'm this it's always something and uh it continues to sort it would be something. Jaden Blue. More like Jaden Blows. Yeah. Get it?

Blue past 10. I'd rather George pick him over him. No, I can't stand watching Cropper or Blue in the return game. We've taken Turpin for granted. The stability, the juice. Jaden Blue is a potential problem.

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and then the dumb zone on the had you hear about us section on the website. So the broadcast... Let's see. Did Shottie have anything? Oh, I just... I know you thought Shottie was pretty good after the game. I just marked a couple of little funny things. Funny to me at least, because Shottie

will tell you that, you know, not every coach is going to call his quarterback after his best defensive player gets traded, but I did. I called not every coach. He'll tell you how not every coach does this, but I feel this is important, so I did it. And he was kind of bragging on himself again, and I thought you'd like to hear this. We've got to be better. And that starts with me. It starts with the coaching staff, putting these guys in the right position. But, again, give Carolina credit.

They were the more physical team today. We knew that it was going to be a physical game. And I'm man enough to stand up here in front of you guys and say that. He's man enough. Not everybody would. Not everybody would be a man like that. Some people would not even acknowledge the win for Carolina. It's not that I think his interviews or press conferences are great,

but I do think he's a lot more interesting and forthright than Gary. or McCarthy. I'll give you that, but he also might pull out a bingo on you, like? That locker room's hurting. I'm hurting. Why? Because we let an opportunity slip to win another championship opportunity and it's frustrating as hell. You didn't have to ask, yeah, why? We were all getting it. We know. We just watched the game. That wasn't good.

I think he thinks it makes it more interesting, but it doesn't. It doesn't. No, there was one little bit in here. think this is it where and also i was thinking about this during the game maybe i saw some of this stuff on twitter and um we've all been on teams before work or sports or otherwise and there there can be that element of like you guys are letting us down whether it's the pitchers and the the bats or the offense and the defense but i think in pro sports where all of the salaries and the draft round that you were taken and everything is public i have a hard time thinking that C.D. Lamb and

Dak Prescott, making a combined $100 million this year, are stomping up and down the defense. Like, get your shit together. Kenneth Murray, Jack Sanborn, and Maris Leofal. Like, they traded Micah. If anything, you should be looking at digs, like,

where'd Bama Diggs go? Where did this go? But he was asked about that. You and your offense, wherever we talk to those guys, you guys have preached throughout the year that's part of the game, whenever they have to fight these. back in the fight battles.

Have you sense any frustration from your offensive guys? Absolutely not. No. Our offensive guys cheer for our defensive guys. Our defensive guys cheer for our offensive guys. I mean, you know, that's, again, people want to talk about the culture and the connection piece, right? And that's where it comes in.

It comes in for moments like this, you know? That locker room's hurting. I'm hurting. Okay. So I actually believe, and it's a great spot to be in where all of my facts are completely not supported by anything real. I believe that having a coach, like, I felt like under Garrett and under McCarthy that they had a pretty, like five locker rooms type thing.

And we knew it under Garrett, especially with Romo. Yeah, and McCarthy in an extent as well, just because it was, he was an offensive guy and he brought in this guy as the defensive coordinator. And it was almost like, you handle this and I'll handle this. Shottie does seem to have at least, and maybe. because it's what looks like iber flus ineptitude right now or the mica trade or whatever but he he seems to be the coach of the whole team i feel like dan quinn was more the coach of the whole team than mike mccarthy like Quinn was the guy that was all fiery and the people and that you

doesn't have to be fiery but that you want to play for yeah uh like just think about the way mika talked about McCarthy like he's not out here he neither is dan quinn but he never talked about him like that. And that was Micah, and he's gone. I just don't, I don't think this is one that's going to just completely unravel. Diggs always worries me. It's always lurking. But in general, they're young enough, and I think the coach is new enough. The message is not just going to die. So here they are, man. I mean, I don't, I don't, I'm not going to sit here and try to sell you guys that they're a good team, obviously. But offense is more important, the defense. and I'm going to keep taking my chances with historic offense,

and it'll be a coin flip, and we'll see if 9-8-1 wins this division or gets you in. When's CD back? I wouldn't be surprised if it were next week, but, you know... Washington, Pat? Turpin is the one who said, hey, I think I'll be back for Washington. But again, I listened to Christy on the pregame. She said he doesn't seem close, but CDs is at least running around.

and then Booker maybe. And then they started the window for overshone, the maxy cleaver of the Cowboys defense, a sort of mid-tier bit player who's a little bit proven that you can build the whole boat out of. Just because you have no one else. Yeah. Yeah.

But you know what though? I went back and looked at that 2018 team, and like I said, they're two and three. They're falling apart. And their defense was actually good. Do you guys remember what that defense was by any, is there any way you could pull that? What do you mean? Like who was the two, who were the leaders of that team?

Obviously D-Law was here. Vanderesh? Damn, you used, you used my one. It was, dude, the best players on that team were Jalen Smith and Leighton Vanderech. It was the one year that they were both good and they were awesome, way better than I remembered. And there's nobody like that on this team, talent-wise. Jalen Smith was obviously busted, but he could, at his peak, make a play. LVE was a serious playmaker, Sean Lee style.

They don't have anybody... Do they're a wolf howl? Marist is, you know, you blitz him, he'll make a sack, but he has to be blowing half those coverages. Otherwise, he'd be playing. Right. That's what, I mean, that's why he's not. So I don't know how you fix that.

Other than, you know, the Dallas Cowboys' 2025 defense. make them pass sometimes it will fail it's about the best you can hope for right now you have to go into every game Sam we got to score 30 which no matter what having your first four plays on first down second down

first down second down be run plays I don't know if that does it you just have just got to pour it on as much as you can score as much as you can because you just don't know what this defense can do unless you're playing the Jets Yeah Other notes

And then we'll get to some audio That Leaget As we now know we have to call him Legette When he tried that pitch to Rico As he was being tackled Was that a planned play? No

That came out of nowhere Definitely Because if it was a planned play I could see him trying to like Complete the play that we had planned Have you watched it? 100 times. And I watched the Lions last night, which again, even

though Ben Johnson's not there, they still run the heck out of those plays. And they look right. But no, what happened was when Xavier started to bobble the ball. Like, ooh, I see. That's what happened. I see this uniform. I'm moving backwards. Maybe I can make a play

this way. By the way, the uniform. Sick. Ass. No. Full uniform, same color is pajamas. It's a bat. Let me let me put it this. That's a great point. Let me put it this way, though. For the Panthers? Because I've always thought, I can't stand any of that 90s.

We've talked about it, dude. The 90s are the expansion 90s. But teal is more Jacksonville. But all of that. It's Memphis. It's. They worked with the marketing. Yes.

The thing is, yes, I think the coolest teams, maybe I'm biased with the browns. But, you know, it's the weird. Browns. No, yeah, I'm saying weird colors that a marketing department. department would never come up with are awesome, I think. Yeah. Obviously, a marketing department would give you the Cowboys. They love that.

But like the Steelers, black is always cool, but I don't know. Would you generally do that? You run in, I mean, the NFL is obviously iconic because every uniform looks like an NFL uniform. But to me, that was so different that it looked cool. And it's Carolina blue for whatever that's worth. Nothing. I don't know.

Because it's not Carolina Blue. But it's not a color palette we see all. the time. Like, I'm with Dan. Like, I don't want to see the same black team versus white team. Like, I want to see, like, yeah, the light blue versus the Cowboys iconic uniform. That was cool to me. I thought that's the best they've done with their bad colors by having black helmets. They brought up this on the broadcast. Bryce Young on 20-plus yard throws. In the first five games, he was three of 12 trying those.

and as of their note yesterday he was three of three yesterday yeah i think i had the i can follow up on that um at the end of the game whatever the number was he clipsed his completions yards and touchdowns on those throws and what he had yesterday was more than the whole everything prior combined and that's happening every week we're in history season i don't know if you guys remember um the mike nolan year the tobasco year but we're back to what is it they've there's never been a team that scored X amount of points through six games and only had two wins

like DAC is setting records for touchdowns and yards for only having two wins through six games oh yeah like his his numbers are incredible speaking of DAC

though and look Bobby Knight screaming at the refs he does it because it works You know flopping You do it because it can work And yeah

Dad can get a roughing call That wasn't because he cries like a bitch To get the flag That was not roughing It was past interference though If anything Yeah I was with Olson on that

And I thought that was awesome Because You see other teams around the league do that It's just a complete bullshit baiting call I'm going to throw this up here and see if the receiver can work his way back in and Pickens played it perfectly

and the Cowboys CD doesn't do that a ton Dez used to do it a lot and it's just nice to be able to have you just throw it up there and see if you can pull a James Harden. But they at least try to catch it Bickens was just there to sell it. He was just there to sell it.

We had the fire marshal referee he kind of has no upper lip looked like it burned off. Take a look at it. I like to name the refs. James Hussey? I like the guys who you can... But just take a look at him and making a call.

And it reminds you a fire marshal bill. You may have to update the audience on Fire Marshal Bill. Yeah, you're going to have to search that one. In Livingstone. Because I'm not going to reset that. We, uh, so we had Adam Amin. Is that who it was? Mm-hmm.

With third leg, Greg. And... They had a, well, they had a, they had a couple of graphics. One was Bryce Young's head on a roller coaster, as they've kind of been up and down a little bit this year. Were they in Texas? They were not in Texas. Okay. But it was a light blue.

Just a detached head. It was a Carolina blue roller coaster. And then what was the other Fox graphic? Oh, this was the Texas Fox graphic. The DAC. And the offensive line graphic. Lathen Ransom, the rookie on the stop. Wait, do you have any,

give me some down, like a ho-down type of song so I can put it behind this. So, yeah, I can find out. Let's go line dancing with the Cowboys. Three first-round picks over the last four years. Week one this season, you had those three first-rounders, and then suddenly last week a much different look. Why?

Yeah, they went into last week's game with only Terrence Steel, the right tackle Big news today Tyler Gighton the left tackle Tyler Smith two of those four of the first

Raiders they're back on the left side you see him there Can we not just say that information You know what it is We got this department

All right so the Cowboys Think think people Think people You know Country Country music Yeah country music All right what do you do

Yeah yeah They've had line problems Yeah Okay there we go I bet you They're not even the first ones to do that. Ten years ago, somebody was probably doing line dancing. Part of our Friday is now predicting the graphic for this weekend.

So Cowboys, okay, so... Cowboys and Indians. Oh, wait, I can't do that. Probably not touching that. Or is it back. Columbus Day is back. Columbus Day. That's today, right?

Yeah, happy Columbus Day. That's great. Buffering Greg is a... thing that happens. Now, I've come up with a new rating system for buffering Gregs. He can't ever even

so Greg Olson will pause at places you shouldn't pause. But if you're going to pause and say the word and kind of real slowly in there, then it shouldn't really count. But he had a couple of those. And instead of going in, he's got

the option on a three-way go. He breaks away from the defender. And say what, Ferguson's had himself a great, great season to start here after kind of a quiet, injury-laden season a year ago. So that was pretty good, injury-laden season a year ago. But he threw in an and in there. I noticed during that one, that was the Ferguson touchdown, a thing of beauty. The replays are really where we get buffering Greg.

Absolutely. And a big play. It's usually a big play. That play was just out of sorts from the beginning. You could tell Dak was trying to move guys around It just wasn't clean But after all that said and done Schoonmaker's got a shot

Just can't stick it And again brings up another Big third down Pretty good But he also on the stick it in Like he had an end And I feel like this one is pure though This one's a 10

In Dave Canales's mind He's telling himself right He's the head coach And the offensive play caller I've got two downs. DJ Dalsh mentioned first carry the year. He completely missed where that ball was supposed to hit. I think if he keeps it front side,

at least if they get this down to fourth and one, fourth and one and a half, he considers keeping his offense out there. He knows field goals are most likely not going to do it against his Cowboys offense. That's just an ellipsies party. One of the reasons I, don't like a lot of play-by-play guys is that they're haircuts.

They are they are morphing into each other. It's rare to get somebody just with an accent or just something with some kind of a flavor, like you know who they are. You seem to with the color commentators, but not as much with the play-by-play guys. It's the bro-hardization of these play-by-play guys. They all want to kind of be like Kevin Bro-Haw.

hard because they see how he's risen. So I'm going to kind of act like him. I think Adam Amin does in at least one way. We check in with our friend Carissa Thompson, CT. Of course. And we'd throw it to CT quite a few times. It's a disease. Okay, Lee Gett.

Hmm. I thought this was a stretch on why they were trying to say that this was a big game for Xavier Lee Gett. Yeah. And see if you buy this. Like, why is this a bigger game for him than other players on the field? This is an emotional day for Xavier Legat. Grew up as a Dallas Cowboy fan because of his late father, Anthony, came up as a mechanic.

The hardworking guy, blue-collar guy, passed away from a heart attack about six years ago. He lost his mom, Anita, a need of breast cancer, a decade ago. Ligat was excited to play against the Cowboys again, but it's always a little bit emotional for Xavier, knowing how much the team he's playing against men to his late father. Greg's got nothing on that Maybe that's who he was trying to toss the ball to He's like, oh, he's dead I have a little bit of a follow-up on this

Because it does sound very weird If just mentioned like that Because I don't know We've been led to believe that's half of the NFL Right Grew up as a cowboy fan Their dad was a cowboy fan Of course, yes

Every player that comes to the Cowboys So I remember hearing this from Lee Get around the draft, mainly just because we were really interested in him. But then there was something that occurred last week in a media availability with Xavier Legett and an ESPN reporter that they're apparently pretty tired of in Carolina. His name is David Newton. And you're going to hear him at the start of this media scrum with Xavier from last week. Oh, yeah, when I was a little mind

The Cowboys are America's teams You grow up, Paul in them or anything Oh, yeah, when I was a little mind My daddy was a cowboy fan Okay So it's important to note here It's pretty what This is the Panthers beat reporters

So they We think know That his dad is dead, right? And he just presses on Oh, yeah, when I was a little mind My daddy was a cowboy fan. I think he won't be this week. Oh, no, no.

For sure, I for sure, I ain't a cowboy fan. No more. What are you seeing from that defense when you look at them on tape? Okay. Well, he's dead. Kind of a Bill Gates moment there. Well, he's dead. Yeah, so I guess.

I guess, I guess this guy's been getting heat. He issued an apology. And here's the tough thing for David Newton of ESPN. He wrote a profile on league at last year. Oh, no. Where he discussed his father passing away. How does he not remember? I don't know.

Listen to how flippant he asked. The Cowboys are always America's teams. You grow up falling in them or anything. He's going to follow everything. The Cowboys are always America's teams. Oh, yeah, when I was a little mind, my daddy was a cowboy fan. I'm thinking he won't be this week. Oh, no, not, for sure, I for sure, I ain't a cowboy fan.

No more. What are you saying from that? No more, no. Not a fan of anything, really. So my point is, was Adam, who is very online and, aware of what awful announcing is posting. Is he shoehorning that in? Maybe.

Like doing bits. Like, oh, Xavier, like, Ed's father. Interesting. They tragically passed away some eight years ago. I got another thing that he said, Adam Amin. But first, on the 15s, do a little of this. It's Commerce on the Quarters. Qualis roofing.

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What is your problem? I have urine down. my leg I guess if it's doing the Blake show The Duns More audio in a minute Carolina

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Should I bring it back out of break? Did you get any on you? No. That happens more as you get older. That's what I was thinking when you were saying that earlier. You just pee it all over yourself? Yeah, I think it's fun. The game day people are here.

It's probably more like there's more in there than I think as I get older. I think I shut down things too quick. Interesting. Like as I get older, it's like, oh, that's it. And then, oh, look. Yes, we have some game day men's health people in here for closing remarks. We could introduce on the couch Sarah right now. That's not a man.

No, I said people. Game day people's health. Isn't that what you were trying to get a change? Oh, yeah, but no. So woke. Women help men. Right. Yeah, they do.

Yeah. And she can help you out there. but we'll hear all about it later. Do you mind hanging out for the rest of the show? Sarah, I guess I should have asked that when we're off the air. Yeah. In case you actually do mind. Yeah, I don't mind at all.

Hang out. So Blake interrupted us. We're playing audio. It's the Blake show. We'll do whatever he wants in general. Thank you. But so we have Pam Oliver. Oh, yeah.

Who you said needs a little help walking straight. Well, in the third quarter, she was just, like, walking into the wall. You don't have to make that up. She's not a limba. Rumba. It looked like a Rumba. Pamba. We got a Pamba.

Anyway, you know how, what's the most worthless thing that a sideline reporter does is the coach's interview after the first half? No, I run right to the books, and I place my bets based on the inside information that she gets. So it's bad enough when you have the coach there and she's with him and talking back and forth. What if we don't even get the video of it, we just have her recap what happened? Pam Oliver down to the field. Yes, some notes on my conversation with Ryan from Schottenheimer at the half. He told me to my question, how do you limit today's best weapon for Carolina? He says it's just too easy.

The way Dowdell is getting to the second level can't happen. Then Schottenheimer where the Cowboys... All right, the point, I'm not going to play, though. So, when I heard... The point is, why are we doing this? We didn't get you on camera. You don't have to just rattle off the stuff he says that doesn't mean anything anyway. Yeah, and I'm to a point where I feel like they're doing a joke on me,

particularly me because they know that since I'm a giant pussy, like, I'm going to be hesitant to be like they got to fight. I don't want people to think I'm a bad guy. They're trying to see how far they can take it. This is now like a sci-op. There's a guy at Fox. He's like, I can't believe that they're not like demanding we fire her. When she did her first report yesterday,

and I know streaming, the world of streaming, is not quite as reliable as like cable or satellite. But when she first did a report, her mouth and her mouth and the audio don't match up. So I thought that the thing was off or like I was, watching a kung fu movie but it's just Pam Oliver trying to talk and it doesn't match up

it's super confusing let's see oh here's more Adam Amin like I just have to get this information in real quick even though we're going to break so I had this on my notes so I got to get this information in about Bryce Young good field position coming up for Dak Prescott of the Cowboys at the 46 yard line

him. Young, frustrated after a backwards moving drive, ask for help on that wrist. A nod to his brother. What? Yeah. Does he have a tattoo? Is it written on his wristband?

What are we talking? It is what happened to his brother? Like, you're just going to go to break? And now all of a sudden, I got to Google. Did he kill him? I'm guessing. That's my guess. I haven't even looked.

Okay, I didn't know if you were doing... Do you know? Of course, I know. But you're the fan that he's talking to. So, yeah, Dax's brother killed himself. The night of the drafts. No, that was Bryce Young's brother. Oh, Ask for Help is on Dax's wrist.

He said Bryce Young. Okay, well, he flipped it there because Ask for Help is on Dax. We talked about this earlier in the year. I know about Dax, brother. Yeah. But I live in Dallas and I've been covering Dax since he was a rookie. and he's been playing for 10 years now.

Bryce Young. They went to break. It was Bryce Young. Now, play it again. Am I high? Is not right here. You're right, but something is not. Good field position coming up for Dak Prescott of the Cowboys.

So field position is coming up for Dak. We mentioned Dak. At the 46-yard line. Young. Okay, now we're talking about Bryce Young. New sentence. Frustrated after a backwards moving drive. Ask for help.

On that wrist, a nod to his brother. They must have just shown it on the screen or something. It has to be DAC on the screen. Yeah, they just must have pulled up his... That made no sense. You're right. Okay. Bryce Young does have a brother who passed away some time ago, a young age.

But, I don't know. But it would be weird if you had a brother who died from childhood cancer or something, and you were like, asked for help. He probably had help. Maybe he didn't ask for it. I don't think that's how that works. But it's a mental health thing. That was choppy is what that was.

Okay. That's the, what I'm saying is he's just got this pile of notes and I got to get through every note. You don't have to use every note. You don't. You can just leave some of the notes. You just never had a chance to use it. I know it's real fun to talk about a brother who committed suicide,

but we shouldn't just have to mention that. And finally, I thought this was odd. They're talking about how DAC is climbing up the ladder, the ladder of Cowboys' passing history, and he's passed Romo, or he's on his way to Romo. He's going to pass Aikman now. Past Akeman in yards. In passing yards.

But Dak is not interested in that, as third leg, Greg will tell you. For the second most passing yards in Dallas Cowboy History and barring injury, Dak Prescott is going to pass another colleague of ours over at CBS, Tony Romney. And he had some interesting quotes last week before the Jets game when they told him he was getting close. He said, the only stat I care about is I want to catch five, which is the Super Bowl is Roger Stauback and, of course, try it back. What if we catch Danny White, who got to the NFC championship game? Should we set our bar a little lower on who we're going to catch?

We're talking five. Dak wants five Super Bowls? All right. Well, if you wanted to lose 100 pounds, you should set your goal at like 200. Because if you set it at just 100, you might lose 50. Maybe all along Dax's goal has been Danny White, and that's why he has been getting bounced in the wild card round.

And sometimes the division or not. So now his goal is five Super Bowls. And maybe now he will make a conference championship. What if we go after? No, what I thought was super lame about that is they show the graph. They're like, huge day for Dak. I'm like, no, it's not. No, it isn't.

You can't just decide. This is made up. You can't make this thing up and they'd be like, it's the person that we made it up for is excited about it. Prove it. He just told you he's not excited about it. Who's excited about yards? Passing yards.

We're making graphics for goose? Like, get out of Stone Age, pal. No need. He didn't, there's no way he actually said what he said, right? Greg Olson's like paraphrasing. My only stat I care about is five. That doesn't even, yeah, it doesn't even make any sense. All right.

You want to move on to news? Are we up to there? We'll do whatever you want. I didn't know if you had, hey, I got more on the game. No Jerry. That was a story. I don't think that should be a story. He often doesn't speak at Rogue Games.

I feel like the noon, too, is usually a no-go. But I think this year he has been. So everybody's thinking, what does this mean? I think I saw Dez say people are getting fired. That means people are getting fired. Like, is Dez high? Actually, he might be. Early Bird CBD will bring you the news.

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You can feel free to chime in on any of these news stories as well, Sarah. Oh, yeah. Sarah from Game Day Men's Health is here. Yes, thank you. She's a lady. Who knows about men Yeah It's my specialty

That's probably a good specialty to have Mm-hmm Well, there's some male gynecologist So You know what's funny about that It was always like a dream growing up Wasn't that like a little kid thing Like when, not a kid but early teenagers

Like boy I want to either be a playboy photographer Yeah I think if you're a gynaecologist That'd be great You probably have the dream of being a gynaecologist Until you see what a vagina until you get in there and then you're like I've been working for this this feels way more like science than sex this is uh yeah not good they don't just save you just the pretty ones like you get i know yeah i know i know it's the same way for penises though so you say there are pretty ones do you

man i don't know i feel like there's a much higher range on the vagina than the penis like the variances i don't know most penises are big variances with some penises There's variance in what they are, but is there variance in how they look as much? Yeah. Yeah, don't you ever watch porn? Yeah, and it's mostly just kind of a, it's usually got the straightaway. You never know what you're getting down there. And you know what?

The other thing, too, is you want to be cool about it and be like, yeah, that's not how gynecologists would be if the male gynecologists. But I know guys who had, like, parents or uncles, guys who were gynaecology, they're total creeps. They're absolutely just the giggedy, giggedy guy from family guys. Like, got the job. But no, the search trends. You ever do this, Blake? I just want to know what people are talking about. And you can localize it.

Yeah. It's over the last couple days, or over the last 24 hours, it's Columbus Day and Indigenous People's Day. And then if you make it just Texas, the third search term is Brian Branch. just to let you know what we're about down here. Who is that? The guy from the Lions who punched Juju Smith-Schuster last night after the game. Oh.

And it caused a massive freckis. That was awesome. Yeah. Good time. He slapped him. You did kind of slap him. Because Juju comes up like, hey. Well, Holmes wanted to try to get a handshake, a little shithead move from his part.

Come on, dude. He's clowning on him. He was laughing at him when he scored earlier. And then he went, okay, just good game. I know that move. It's an A-hole move. You're trying to piss somebody off. That dude's going to miss a game.

He is going to miss a game. I don't exactly know how my school district is handling this. What did yours do? You don't have a district, right? But indigenous people are Columbus Day. They're basically just like you're off Friday and Monday now. At school when we had Columbus Day growing up, we talked about Columbus. And it was my understanding that whenever,

we were calling an indigenous people's day we were doing it that now I think it's just like the JJ Abrams thing of it is Columbus Day or indigenous People's Day or whatever you want to call it both of them come up on your phone now yeah

so what's the Gulf called I'm gonna go with America you know yeah in case they're listening it's a lot more America Lake Worth police are investigating an attack at a dog park bullfrogs excellent work excellent work uh i don't know if

this has made it to track down yet but a 47 year old woman was attacked by a brown pit bull wednesday night at this dog park she was bleeding from arms legs all over they spoke with the dog's owner prior to this uh meeting the victim but were unable to find her the dog after the attack right so they show up and they're like hey we heard there's a dog attack here and they see this lady with a pit bull with a Lulu lemon pants hanging from their mouth covered in blood

and they're like I don't know what happened and then they found the lady and that lady was gone they do have from the cameras her name they got a mugshot she's 45 autumn which is a very Lakeworth name so yeah they did find the dog who was with the suspect's boyfriend at the time so they

surrendered that one. We all know what's happening there. Did you grow up here? No, I didn't. I'm from Deep East Texas, actually. Okay, you grew up in Texas. Yeah. You know what's going to happen to this dog, right? He's going to die. How? They're going to cut his head off. Is it rapies? No. That's a bee as and boy. They don't cut his head off if he hump somebody. Rabies. Oh, rapies, I said. Okay, yeah, rabies. Sorry. What is that a cereal? that was the uh the urban myth urban legend which we now know to be true when i was a kid is if a dog attacked somebody they were did you look up autumn billings i did they were uh cutting the dog's head off sending it to austin to test it for rabies so i guess that's what will happen here

you don't go to the you never really had a dog park phase did you me yeah i mean i know you spend a lot of time with the pups, but you were never... No, it always seems so dirty. Like, it feels like that's where I'm going to get some fleas and ticks. Plus, my dogs are tiny, you know? I think the main thing is that you already, you were married. Yeah, and I already had a lady and stuff. Before they became popular.

It's a good place to go mate, right? Or to look for a mate. it seemed to be yeah and then you know it was a good date place is it it's well it was described as a good date place but every time i ever went it was mayhem it's not fun no one enjoys themselves but that's most like outings i'm on you need a distraction on a date something where it's not awkward you could just be looking at the dogs i think it's fine if your dog doesn't eat someone else there's always a few bad apples though that make it like less than fun for everyone

and it guess it depends on what type you're at if you're at one of the ones over in like a trendy area where they serve beer and stuff you're probably fine but if you just go to the one at the park I don't know we try to take like your kids out there and some other dogs tackling your kid it's pretty it's a conflict zone my dad is always in fights at the dog park

for real he was telling me about it this weekend your dad's hilarious man. I had a good time with him this weekend. I'm glad. Did you not? No, we had a great time. We just

you know, we're not the same. So if you're going to go spend nine hours with your old man and, you know. You need a distraction. He just runs there you go. It's a date. Needed football. That's really when we were vibing is when the game started. You can come together.

Right. Put your politics aside. Right. On the way out there, he had about enough of my Bernie bro pitch, which he immediately started bitching about to you right away whenever we got there. I'm like, do I need that? One of the other top things I saw in this search was, there was a small plane crash in Fort Worth. Two dead. Hmm.

It was right off Business 287 out there out west, like Saginaw, Saginaw Boulevard. What do you think is better, helicopter? a small plane as we were talking last week about helicopters. Oh, I think this has been asked and answered, but did you see the helicopter? Did you see the helicopter crash in L.A.? No. Online, yeah. You saw it, Dave? Yeah, it's wild. Search real quick. Oh, I'm on it. What do you think? I already

know. What's going to be worse? Yeah. Like, in terms of fatality? No, like, yeah, just what would you rather fly on? I have both options for you. Fixed wing, for sure, airplane. Is that what you say? Yeah, and I'm mostly going from the advice of Brandon Aubrey's wife, who is an expert pilot, and everybody says the helicopter. Yeah, but she's a plane pilot, so of course, she's biased.

Quick look at this helicopter pilot from out in Huntington Beach that you just referenced. The headline is the pilot who crashed a helicopter in Huntington Beach near a waterfront hotel, injuring five people, including himself, was known for leaning into thrills during his flight. according to a review of his social media and that's a tough you everybody wants to be big badass pilot on social media and i'm gonna look i'm doing barrel rolls posted on the gram until you wreck it everyone's like i'm gonna sue you you've just you're but they live completely reckless they did live which for a helicopter you wouldn't expect but the plane in fort worth crashed into a couple 18 wheelers on the freeway. And I guess I only really know about this because of the news,

but doesn't it seem a little weird that, I mean, I don't know what the hours are. I'm sure it's a lot. But, like, just being able to fly a plane, like, around a neighborhood, it seems like something you should have to be, like, in the military for. I mean, was this a prop plane or was this a fixed wing? I can't tell you that I know the difference. Yeah, what are you saying?

Prop plane is going to be... I mean, I know like the prop, like a propeller. Yeah, right. So, like, fixed wing is going to be, like, your small chartered private airplanes. So was this one that was, you know, taking somebody out to Vegas for the weekend coming back? Like, what was this? Like... Sometimes they include that info, and this time I don't believe they did.

Sometimes they include photos this time they did, but the plane is destroyed. Yeah. So I can't really... I mean, there's a hangar out there in, like, in Haslett, right? I mean, so I guess that's where they were probably headed, because they wouldn't have been going to Meacham if they were in Saginaw. Private, this one says Hicks Airfield. That would have been Haslett, yeah, out in Haslet area.

Because it's a Meacham. It's the one that's the other private. What do you know about Hazlet? It's north of Fort Worth. You just jumped out with a lot of info there, and all of a sudden it was like, they just built a new high school. No, no, no. Eat in high school.

It's nice. Yeah, no, we really have a family out there. It's a developing. It's one of those commuter communities that, you know, it's kind of developing in between here in Denton, Argyle, Haslett, all those areas out there. You know what it used to be out there? What? A field. Oh, well, that's usually how most places start.

All of it. Yeah. Chappie loves that, too. I bet. On ironic. Jake's dad loves to just tell you that this used to be a field. I believe that's where we first started. I believe that's where we first started saying that.

Let's see here. What else do we want to make sure that we hit today? Oh, I'm not going to play the audio for you, but I will just let you know that the big man himself thanked the owner of the Dallas Mavericks in his speech about the ceasefire and the hostages being released in the Middle East. This is just the world we live in now where the owner of the Mavericks is not a guy who will buy your business where you ship potatoes to people on his reality show. but rather A pretty big player on the international stage Did you also see I don't even know why I'm telling you this You don't care And we shouldn't care Like they're playing games in Macau

Now The Mabs Yeah Because they have casinos over there And there was a big press conference today announcing it Where's Macau No idea

Me neither But Jake said it as if we should all know Well I gave him the nod And hoping he wouldn't ask me where it was Do you know? No. It's probably a field once, though. It's like fake China.

Kind of like Hong Kong. Clayton, if you can explain that better, go ahead. It's near China? Yeah, it's like there's carveouts of China. Like, I went to Hong Kong. That's not real China. And in Macau, I don't know about the rest of China, but that's where the Mavs ownership has most of their casinos.

Oh. Basically, our basketball team is run by the Chinese mob. Former basketball Not my basketball team I hate seeing how good Cooper Flag is Well I've

Yeah I've seen some of that online A couple clips But we can always Just hope that's fools gold And that sucks I don't want to hope that I want bad things to happen To anything around Nico

Why can he take a helicopter Let's send a helicopter for him. Did we decide whether we wanted to die by airplane or helicopter? What was that? I think, see, I've always wanted to, I like helicopters, but there's a lot of bad pub these days on helicopters. A lot of bad pub. A couple people die here.

People are going to die. Didn't Dan Patrick say that at the beginning of the pandemic? Like, look, your grandparents are probably going to die soon anyway. So they die now. Yeah, I mean, spot the lie, right? That did happen. You just shed a little weight. Hit the pandemic.

Yeah. I didn't see this story last week, but there is now a man dead. There was a road rage shooting in the Frisco High School parking lot Thursday night. Between a 45-year-old man and a 34-year-old man. Shooting, dead. Two people getting a road rage confrontation. Now, the one I find interesting about this is that they both had to pull into the parking lot. And I saw a lot of this on Saturday getting into and out of the Cotton Bowl.

Two people in a car yelling at each other. And one of them's like, pull over. Now, they both have a decision to make at that time. And fortunately, for what I saw, a lot of guys just going, fuck their guy, and pulling off. But if a road rate shooting happens in a parking lot, you've both decided there's another step here, I'll up the any with you.

And now I don't feel as bad for you. If you get shot on the road... If somebody motioned for me to pull over, I'd start crying. Hit the gas. Like, wait, no, I just wanted to be real mad right now. Exactly. So, you know... I'd apologize.

Man, I'm sorry. I don't... Yeah. But I would never be the one to call for it. Yeah. Dude, there's so much of that going on after the game. Even, like, just walk into the car. And people are blackout.

Oh, were you happy about Denton? You wanted to see UNT Get hammered and they got beat like by 50 It went exactly like you thought I went a little hope And then I watched it Yeah they fumbled a punt return before half And it was one of those

You guys didn't even get your picks in on time, right? Neither of you No I'm the one who says we shouldn't do Friday night games Because I don't want to have to get my picks in on time I left it all out on the field Friday afternoon And then shut her down Yeah I'm sorry man

Closed all the tabs Again, I'm the one who says Don't, yeah, no, you're right. Don't shut me down now. Don't shut me down and tell me I'm right. Do you think that you'll end up with better picks than us this week? I don't know if you're a triple hit or not, so. It did.

Okay. Probably so. Did I pick the Steelers against the Browns? After the Browns had three straight road games, including coming off London without doing a buy week? I did. What research? Our final story, which is straight up.

It was all available to all of us. You just did. Oh, I love Dak. Oprah level nightmare fuel. At Aldeen High School, there's no way it's in Houston, but they've been around. It's a big high school in Houston. Indians. A man is accused of kidnapping a student near the school, but that's not the part.

He was observed injecting the boy with an unknown substance. like a trink dart type thing the staff saw the boys stumbling and walking off balance in front of a shopping center across the street from the school then

the kidnapping happens or attempted kidnapping or are you looking up up no I see the story it says that they said she was walking like Pam Oliver all right yeah and that's when they knew

okay yeah we can shut it down that's fine it doesn't matter did he end up kidnapping the kid no the kid got away but they definitely they haven't released what substance the boy passed out multiple times they gave him narcan it was a homeless guy and once they observed this happened and trying to get the kid and he's all Pam Oliver given

reports on Brian Schottenheimer they rushed rushed over and saved him CPR he was non-responsive but this is the sort of thing my mom thought was going to happen like every day, just junkies and dope fiends, just giving away their drugs for some reason to get children high. Not very logical, like, if you think it through. As a dope fiend, I was never.

I was like, oh, man, that's the funniest thing on Halloween. It's like, boy, can't wait to give away all my edibles to children. Right. Why are we going to do that? Why would I ever? I'm busy trying to figure out how to put this razor blade inside this piece of fruit. All right. That sounded like you were closing out.

Sure. I beat it. That's what I want. That was a good news. So we can do some viewer mail birthdays. We can have this brought to us by Frankel and Frankel. They are personal injury attorneys. If you get in an accident, Sarah.

We're not asking you to get in one. damn but it is dangerous down here downtown you could get hit by a bus we should have done this last week i got hit in south lake last week yeah like you thanks for the schedule appreciate it really yeah true story what happened i was at a light guy wasn't paying attention and he just re-ended me the guy he was going road speed yeah i was the last one at the light he's like oh i just looked up and saw the light was green i just had my head at my house i just kept going i was like oh okay did it turn into a meat cute no what that is.

No, I do know what a meat cute is. No, him. Oh, you don't know what a meat cute is? You're fine. He says stop knowing what it is. He doesn't like the fact that I'm really hip and with it. What was wrong with us? Absolutely.

Not a meat cute? No. No. Why? Because he wasn't my type. But you didn't get injured. No. That's unfortunate.

I know. If you did, it pops up, a people's court type thing? Maybe a little whiplash, but I got shit to do so. 817 or 214. And then all threes. Yeah. Just remember. Keep that in mind.

Got it. Yeah. 817 or 2.14. And then when you call, though, you'll talk to a partner, not some idiot like him. Oh, perfect. You're going to talk to like one of the. Yeah. You're going to talk to Dave when you call them.

Perfect. Get things done. Yeah. You'll talk to one of the Frankles. No, it's one of those deals where it was like, hey, are you going to report this? And I was like, probably not. He was like, cool. Yeah.

I'll see you later. Did you exchange insurance or no? Absolutely. Okay. You at least did that. All right. Well, it sounded like you were just letting this guy off. no. Well, if he doesn't

pay up, call the Frankles. No, it was his shit. It's all good. But if, like, how many more times do you have to? All right. Viewer male birthdays. I'll do viramil burtis. Where are they? Here there.

Who's left? We have Uncle Hotmail Daniel. A special birthday delay for a friend of many, lover of some, Big Bitman. Brent Crable. Yes.

let's see his age he's a person who has a child and has had a child that had their heartbroken and come home upset RIP Mike Gundy Woken up in that special way because his girlfriend is Mexican and he threatened to call ice if she didn't Damn that's one way to go about it His leaders are the ears and eyes of Greg Olson's college girlfriend and angelo's third phone Drop request Would like to hear the 2017 or 2018

Why Today Doesn't Suck of Brent's birthday More Bumzone Let's see That's all I have to say This makes me want to puke RIP Mike Gundy again Nima Shabazi

The Great Nima So he sent two pieces of audio Want me to play one Or do you care Let's do it Didn't sound like Jake wanted it Well he said once. Okay.

2017, I'll play. Nima writes, Happy birthday to Brent Crable. Boy, Nima's got a lot of friends. Brent, oh, that's a good friend of ours. Age 32. They know each other? His leaders are the ghost of Danny's pig

and Dan. Danny is a pig? Are we sure that Danny's pig has one? Picture attached, his 23-year-old girlfriend. By the way, Mino, did you get the new My Pig? Woken up

in that special controversial way by her taking a knee and humming the national anthem on him. Yikes. Well done, lad. Drop request, Jake asking David Kunko if he could eat 200 nuggets in two hours.

Kunko's response, followed by Grego saying that wasn't the question of Jake asking what about three hours. Do you think you could eat 200 chick-fil-a chicken nuggets in two hours I love my job it's uh that wasn't a question

what about three hours that's a quick turnaround mine now here's a picture of the girlfriend hello rest of the question uh Ben writes good dude and some all right

that wouldn't me dude I think that was his audio oh he sent that audio clearly elsewhere hello friends my cousin eric bradley is celebrating his cam scataboo minus youngest age dan would smash if there were no rules birthday yeah i'm not even touching it yep his leader is jake postponing carter kemp's 239 texas tech unofficial recruiting visit because dan finally finished the jerry jones doc still working on it watch some of it this weekend i'm on episode

eight now okay episode eight sucks it's trash it's like they had to do it. I'm like halfway through it and it's like what are we doing here? Yeah, it sucks. They had to rush through it. They clearly made it to finish with the Super Bowl. Here's a bunch of other shit that happened like 15 years in 35 minutes. It's

annoying. Then this is Brian who sent this. Then he gave us a lot of bet payoff ideas. I can't read all these to the guys, Brian. I think I update. I think I have a date with a B-suit. Blake and I I've hammered that out.

You're going to wear a beekeeper training and all that, so maybe we'll get some thoughts on doing a bee beard. Would you wear a bee beard, Sarah? Like let bees just get on your face? No, I don't think so. I don't think so. Is it a matter of... I guess you must not be on TRT with 10% off,

because Jake is, and he's like, yeah, I'll do the bee beard. Eff it. It's light work. My testosterone is higher than most males walking around, So, yeah. Anyway, that's Brian, his birthday. Dear Dan. You want to fight?

Yeah, let's go. Pull your car over right now. Just the parking lot. Let's go. I felt like that was a challenge and, like, equality, right? Yeah. I'm just saying. I hope this email finds you and finds you well.

I am writing to wish my friend Cam happy 35th birthday. I was going to ask him his leaders this weekend, but it felt gay, so I didn't. My leaders are Jake, T.C. and Pilot Beasy. from Trevor. Oh, wow. That is throwback. The delivery guy? Yeah, thank you for knowing that, Blake.

Dear Brigadier General of the menstruation station. It's Taco Bell. My leaders are Mr. Run the Ball, Dan's missing power wall, and Jake's last buzz ball. Monday is my Michael Jordan's other number birthday. I live in Lubbock, but we're still trying to grow your footprint.

I hated you leaving the ticket. but it made me realize how much time I wasted during prime work hours listening to bad radio and not working. I love the stream. If you need an expert on FCS mascots or generic youth soccer coaching advice, then you can try a call to my Yahoo email. More Cirque cameos from Davis Jones. I have two more.

Dear Captain of the Quicksand, want to wish one of Dallas Fire Department's finest Darrell Walksman, a happy Charlie Huff birthday. Careful, Daryl. His leaders are Blake's high mileage car, Dan Ski Club, the male in Sarah Heppel is threesome, and Jimmy Nelson. Always pass rush, Brian Barron. Greg gets that one right, I've noticed.

He enunciates it properly. Pass rush. Yeah. And Brittany. Whitney. Right, it's Dear Baron of the Back Door Ballet. I'd like to wish my husband Cam happy birthday. It's his OG Kevin Durant birthday.

We hung around at the state fair to watch Jake very unathletically toss a bag into the hood of a Rivian, but a good effort was given overall. Again, MVP, but... His leaders are Bob's and establish the run guy. Keep doing what you're doing, chase that money from Brittany Smith. There's a lot of cams in there. I feel like that was like four guys' emails.

Now... We do on this day. Trident Garage Doors presents on this day in history. Okay. It is Monday, October 13th. On this day in 1972. A Uruguayan, you're a gayan? You're a way?

You're a gayan. You're a gay. Yep. The Yuraganian. Uruguayanian No, but I don't know Anyway, it was a plane From Uruguay

You're gay That country A chartered flight Carrying 45 people crashed in the Andes Survivors resorted to Feeding off the remains Of some of the dead

In order to stay alive Until they were rescued More than two months later Why didn't they just eat the frozen custard? Not every plane is the Cowboys Charter, you idiot Well, he was saying it's the Andes. Oh.

And Andes. See, when I think Andy's... I give him a credit for the Andy's Frozen Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. Yeah. I was... Yeah, for some reason, when I think Andy's and joke, I was going Mint.

Same. But I couldn't do it. This is the... How are Mints doing? The movie called Alive. You ever see the movie Alive? No. Yeah, that's something.

Happy ending? This is different than the Donner party? This is different, I think. Both involved, you got to eat your homies. Ethan Hawk is in it? On this day in 2010, rescuers in Chile. Ah, yes. Using a missile-like escape capsule pulled 33 men one by one to fresh air and freedom

69 days after they were trapped in a collapsed mine. Damn, dude, I forget how long that was. That's when you guys played Texas Ranger or Chilean minor on the show. Yeah, we read off names of minor leaguers. Was it minor leaguers? No, it was not. Oh, we just weren't paying. It was the big league club.

I think you did with your wives, but it's still funny. Oh, yeah, Nelson Cruz or? On this day in 2015, former NBA, well, former Maverick, Lamar Odom was hospitalized after he was found unconscious at a Nevada brothel by a friend of ours, Richard Hunter. We should try to book Big Dick. Let's do it. Is this real?

Let's see what this is here. I haven't previewed this at all. Bring me up and see. Wait. This is another dispatcher. I've got you now. Okay. We're able to find out any more about the condition as he breathing?

That's Richard Hunter? Yeah, that's Big Dick right there. Previous ghost of the Wildass Circus calling in the 9-1-1 call in the morrow. Are you able to find out any more about the condition as he breathing? Yes, he is breathing regularly. He sounds like he's snoring a little bit, but he is breathing. Okay, he's, okay.

That's all right. He saved his life. I'd love to have him on. I think he went to the same high school as me. It's me, him, and that Congress lady who pissed her pants over abortion. She was running for governor, right? well when she peed her pants she was doing a filibuster what was her name windy davis yeah and she had a diaper on for politics

and on this day in 2021 at the age of 90 good friend of ours william shatner 90 years old rode into space and back fake space aboard a ship built by jeff bezos's blue origin company becoming the oldest person to travel in space or fake space And on this day, October 13th in Dumb Zone history. Not much. I missed this show in 2021 because my oldest kid was born. So this is the birthday? Yesterday was, which I was reminded of that I missed it.

And like why? I don't know. You know I'm going to be gone. The date is the date. We can't move that. The NFL plays their games on this day. We can't move that. Why remind me?

So you won't be here. There's just such snark in the text of, do you want to? FaceTime your son on his birthday. Hey, I know. I know. I can't handle it. I can hear it. You know why you can afford that phone that I can FaceTime on?

Because I'm here working today. Real rich from someone who hasn't worked in six weeks. I can tell who filled in for me, and I have a pretty good idea. It was Cray Trey, just based on some of the notes. Okay. Not much there. Not much to report from this day in our show. It's fine.

It happens All right Elsewhere In other birthdays today Two-time NFL GM of the year How many people you think of won NFL GM of the year twice It's a very short list This is Jerry Jones is 83

2016 Quincy Carter is 48 Should we try I saw him at Tom Thumb yesterday Getting 10% off his groceries Does he have a new number? Uh yeah he does He doesn't have the same one?

You sure? You might have two phones. You could try it. Yeah, I mean, you try. We'll try calling Quincy Carter. We once called him on his birthday and he answered. Or no, that was just a random day that when he inadvertently tweeted out his number. Correct.

Which Dion's son was that? I don't remember. A lesser one. Not Chador? No. Deonico? Maybe. We found out this weekend. He's got Dion Jr. and his daughter is named Deondra. Did you know that?

I didn't, but I'm glad I know now. Are you telling me that Dion had like a sort of an egocentric move, kind of made it about him? Do you ever see his place in Prosper? Like the gate? It's had prime time on it? Never did. Did he answer? I think you'll hear it on the air if he does. So I'll keep telling you, Derek Harper is. 64. He's excited for another year of Mavericks basketball, everybody. Devon A. Chan is 24. Hi.

Quincy. Hello, Quincy? Hey. Hey, this is Dan. In Dallas. We've had you on our show if you guys. This is not Quincy, is it? Damn.

That wasn't Quincy. No, I could tell. Oh, it was a not Quincy voice. It was an old white man who was very confused. Call that guy back. Damn it. Yeah, call him back and let's yell at him. Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, why are you not Quincy Carter? Seriously, call him back. Why is this guy, why do you just hang up on us? Let's find out of you. We could help them out. Yeah, geez, be cordial. This is what they talk about with so divided. You know, at least just say, hey, wrong.

Hey, why are you hanging up on us? This is Dan McDowell. That was not English. I'm trying me again? Yeah, that was definitely somebody's swagger. Go ahead. Let's try them one more time. Yeah.

They're going to talk to us like that. Please leave your message 4-5-1. All right. Brian Hoyer, 40. Wow. Who's starting? It's Hoy. Ryan Dawkins, 52.

Man. He was awesome. When I was a kid, I was so terrified of him. He's like, that's who you want to be right there. He's crawling out. Was it him and? Who did the crawl out? Like in the tunnel, they'd be coming out.

He'd be like, he'd be on all fours. Like, just going absolute ape shit. That's badass. It's very scary. Jerry Rice is 63. So I'm looking. at his stats. Don't do this. The sling it around Jerry Rice. Do you think getting 176 targets is a lot? I feel like it probably helped. Yeah. Let's see. Last year,

the leader in targets was Jamar Chase with 175. The leader in this day and eight, like now, 2024. Yep. And he got 176 targets in 19. Again, in 1995. I don't think targets. 152 in 1986. The point is they were slinging this thing around. Could have been more, if not for Rathman, but yes. How many times are you going to throw to them?

Like you're throwing every ball to them anyway. And they had other receivers like T.O. And, you know, T.O. Who was the 80 they had? That's okay. Keep going on. Trevor Hoffman is 58. He's in the Hall of Fame, and his war is 28.

Nancy Kerrigan is 56. She needs like a little bucket, and then she could eat oats out of it. Doc Rivers is 64. She kind of just disappeared, right? Does she still pop out and make money ever? Yeah, I don't really see her doing stuff. Is Doc still in Milwaukee? Yeah, he is.

do you know what do you know about nancy carrigan how old are you how old do you think i am uh that's dangerous what do i care you try to fight me once it's fine uh i feel probably i hate this game

i would say like 35 ouch uh oh i don't care what is it 32 okay but she has like a like look adult look about her so like whatever plus she can like Put a needle in you and stuff

You don't know who Nancy What about Tanya Harding? Interesting I would have thought that one Yeah There's ice skaters And one was jealous of the other one And she had her boyfriend

Crack the other one's knees Before the Olympics So that she couldn't skate She sounds like a nice lady Yeah and then there's been like TV movies Well Tony Harding one I thought But Nancy Kerrigan I didn't know if that would pop Like right away

Then you've never heard of actor Demand Wilson is 79. He was on... We should just play the unedited version of that one day. He was on a show called Sanford and Son. He was on the old station with us. Yes, I wasn't there. I was on vacation.

Donovan interviewed him. And apparently he said the N-word, what was it, 20 or so times in a row? It was rapid-fired, dude. He couldn't dump it. Yeah. Like he was saying it so much. He was just saying what Red Fox used to say.

Ends watch us on Friday night. and ends and ends and ends and you want to hear it it's funny i don't think it's like just playing for shock value i have never heard it we're not to play the whole thing all i remember was donovan was in for uh dan so donovan is handling the interview bob is there yes and as as damon wilson started saying what he said bob set up and pushed himself back from the table and uh never turned the mic with a religion on Friday night for us to watch Sanford. My Greek people, Italian people, my father, my uncle, my grandfather was Fred Sanford.

So I hope that answers your question. That's why it was his success. Yeah, it really does. And to think that you guys had that much success on a night where usually people are going out and entertaining themselves and find other forms of entertainment on a Friday night. Usually you— One of the quotes— And you knew right there that he's got something he wants to work in. You've got no chance.

The forms of entertainment on the Friday night, usually you— One of the quotes that I put in the book is a quote from Red Fox. Falls? Niggas didn't go out on Friday night until after they watch Sanford, son. Okay. And we're going to examine this. Did you, listen, you can hear the chair. Okay, so now Donovan is like, oh, because any time on terrestrial radio when, even if somebody says shit, usually it's like, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, are we all going to die?

And then we just have to dump it. And everything's going to be fine because they have a dump button. Right. We didn't know. Like, Gribble and I were looking at each other. Like, should we dump this? Should we? I mean, in contact, he's reading a quote from his book.

Right. He's not, yeah, he's not saying it in a nasty manner. It's just laid out there scientifically. And Bob wasn't laughing going, that's awesome. That's great. It was, you know, frankly, Donald. And Donovan was like, okay, okay. Yeah.

Niggas didn't go out on Friday night until after they watch Sanford, son. Okay. All right. That's a pretty good quote. That's worse to live by, I guess. I guess that's the truth. I don't get mad at me. I didn't say that.

No, no, I'm not mad at you at all. This is DeMond Wilson? I don't know, wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't know about colored people or black people, but nigg. Okay, yeah, you get the idea. He kept going. Donovan's not wanting to read. Reset. Let's just move on with this.

He would go back. Wait, wait, wait. He seriously said it like 20 times in a row, and you had no more dump. Why is the instinct to do a reset after something shocking? Oh, okay. It's 348. This is LeCourse I want for this. It's, uh, yeah, you're so screwed.

That was a magical moment. And then the next day, I came in and did the same thing and fired. actor Caleb McLaughlin is 24 Who's that? He's the spares one on the... Well, you know. That's Lucas on Stranger Things. Is that seven?

That's the smoke monster. What about Stranger Things? I didn't get into it. It might be the case that all this woman knows is peptides. Yeah. And she's going to fucking school you on them. Yeah. I don't know.

anything about peptides. Okay, so we have the top three birthdays for Dumb Zone birthday of the day. That's a big list. In the hole. Billy Bush, 54. Jeez, your girl's hot as shit.

You know who Billy Bush is? No. All right, play her the audio. Let's find the audio. We were going to have like a rotation of just audio clips we could play whenever we wanted. I think this was your idea. Is Billy Bush one of them?

Yes. Well, let's see. I do have always funny things a thing here. It's, uh... Do you remember what? Oh, here it is. It's freaking two minutes? Yeah, it's a lot.

It was, it was, uh, there was audio before 2016 when Trump got elected president where he was like, you know, he was talking about... I moved on her, actually. You know, she was on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and she was married. It's huge news there.

No, no, Nancy. No, this was... And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I took her out furniture. I moved in her like a bitch.

What does he mean by that? And all of a sudden, I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look. She's your girl's hot as shit. Whoa. Whoa. Yes, the Donald scored. Didn't they beep?

Oh, my man. Wait, wait, you got to look at you when you get out of your life. Where is it? You have to put the thumbs up. You gotta get the thumbs up. Wait, let me jump ahead. Do you know where this is headed? Let's see.

When he had some advice for how to please women. It was good if you don't fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember? Hello? How are you? Hi. How are you? Okay, when he talks like that.

How about a little hug for it, Donald? You just got up the bus. Okay, absolutely. Maybe it's a different one. Better not be the post. No, it's her. Yeah, that's her. With a gold.

We should have. I got to use some tic-tacks just in case I start kissing her. You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. I just kidding. I don't even wait.

And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Whatever you want. Grab them by the pussy. I can do anything. I have not heard that unedited in so long and i can't tell you how much time i think i've spent thinking anatomically about grab them by the pussy that's the grossest thing i've ever heard like it's so threatening

grab moved on her like a bitch you remember that now or now yeah i do you're aware of that locker room talk just want to see how much pop culture you have runner up or in the on deck boy strong strong so billy bush was third a runner up is sasha baron cohen he is borat he is great he is uh he is great would we have ever said my wife without sasha baron cohen we would never said that you know what's funny is like the original alley g was what he was known for first and now i think it gets underrated. I love allergy. The interviews are so, like, if you go

back and watch the interview panels, those are great. But number one who could it be? Is the hottest Congress member ever. She's 36 years old.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Yeah. I just don't think anything ranks. I think it should be illegal to be in the government if you're that hot. What am I supposed to do? Like, you think I can think about anything other than that? Same thing with Marjorie.

Elsewhere, born on this day now dead, Tom Meese. He is an original sports center anchor, and I've always wondered, might he have sucked? You could never say that, though, right? Oh, he was Tom Meese. He was on the original, he was one of the original guys. He was sitting there next to Berman. He might have sucked. Well, I mean, they replaced him.

Well, he died. Oh. That's why. He got like young cancer or something. Okay. I see the story now. You get a little overrated in that sense, possibly. And dead on this day, still dead.

You have Milton Hershey, the chocolate tycoon, and invented a highway. Yep. He died on this day in 1945. And that's what happened on this day in history. Is he coach Jimmy or whatever? What's the ESP's thing? They're always... Jim Valvano.

Right? Yeah. No. Tom Meeks was not Jim Valvano. Okay. All right. So now we have closing remarks. We're at the end of the program.

And with us is our friends from Game Day Men's Health. Oh, hell yeah. Kids are muscles and wealth. It's Dave's Dayment's help. That's right. So, we know Dave and Eric. Quite well. And we know Sarah as well.

Know her a little better today now that we know that she doesn't know anything about pop culture. How much you didn't recognize me when I walked up to you? I did not recognize you at all. You're right. I saw both of you. Did you recognize me? I did. And not because of, like, I knew that your hair was different, but just you have a very distinct.

Your hair is much different. than it was too. There's not many people that you set in a room with and they've told you like here's what's going to happen to your body, all of it.

Not many women. This is one of them. So I remembered, you know. Yeah. It's intimate information. Anyway. So we're here now

to talk about like what is peptides. That's the big thing, right? Yeah. I mean, they are definitely taking over, I guess,

some of the Jimbros. I feel like it's like, I mean, you're always going to have that group of people who's like, no, give me the animal.

metabolic steroids give me the juice give me the shit you know and then there's other people who are like okay let's really practice some longevity here so yeah peptides but those are going to be like amino acids right so they're naturally occurring in your body um some of them are direct amino acids the exact same thing bioidentical if you will and then sums are just can be mimickers and so there's keys telling your body what to do it's telling your body something to do that it's already capable of right So as you age, you're born, you have all these mechanisms of action and all these things that will happen and you grow and you're usually at your peak performance, you know, anywhere in your early 20s, right? And then as you start to age, things go away. Let it be hormones, let it be any of your analogs or talkers that happen to any of your endocrine system, meaning anything that's going to play a part in metabolism or healing, recovery, that type of thing.

So here comes peptides. you give that give some of those keys to yourself and you tell your body to do exactly what it's fully capable of doing just at a more efficient rate so so it's it's tricking your body into producing more of stuff that like it already was producing yeah i would say i would say tricking because it's i don't know i think of tricking and i'm like you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing but you can i mean your body's fully capable of doing something it's just it got tired of and doesn't want to do it anymore, just as you age. Okay.

Yeah. And then so the peptide thing, because I've heard Dave has said like, oh, you got to try it. We got this new whatever, and this is. Dave's thing is the build blend right now is probably what he said. What's that? The build blend, the IGFLR3. Well, what is it? Yeah.

Yeah, no, no, no. So that one in particular is designed for muscle fiber growth. It is an actual insulin-like factor, and the LR3 is the long chain. So that's the thing with these peptides. They're going to be synthetic mimicers of a lot of these analogs that tell your body what to do, right? But they've been formulated to be more stable, but also act longer. Because if you just give yourself growth hormone or you give yourself just a little bit of something, that goes away pretty quick. but peptides they are designed to last a little bit longer

and based on your your dosing or whoever's dosing you they can act for months at a time 72 hours they can act for 30 minutes doesn't matter it's just giving yourself something to tell your body to do something else that it's already capable of doing okay but different shots that you guys offer will help different things right in your okay so if I'm it's the feeling run down thing

you got something special for me there or like give me the examples of I feel like have different ones yeah like I feel like the biggest thing is guys will come in and they're like you know I've been lifting weights and I've been doing all the same things I've always been doing but you know I leave the gym and I'm hurting now and then I don't want to go back to the gym because I'm in pain I don't want to go back and then now I'm fat so what what do I do and so first of all you're going to have to fix the pain you're going to have to give them something that's going to keep the inflammation at a low roar so that you're like, all right, fine, I'll go back to the gym, it's cool. And then they get back in the swing of things, and you get back your swing,

you get back your mojo, your confidence, everything like that, right? You get back on your groove, if you will. But that one would be like BPC 157. That one's a little bit, it's actually a produced from one of the amino acids that is in the gut. And it is anti-inflammatory essentially. So, yeah. So someone comes in, you then, you then. first find out what their deal is and then you're like well i got this for that yeah okay yeah i don't

promise anything with any of these peptides though and that's one thing you have to keep in mind is you know these are not something that are going to be listed in a medical book as prescribed this for that these are definitely going to be your alternative style of medicine right so this isn't like i'm giving you ibuprofen because i could give you ibuprofen for for inflammation that is FDA approved for inflammation, fever, that type of thing, right? Whereas these types of things are not. So, yeah, you don't ever promise that, but I can tell you what they're used for. I've heard of people taking it like women doing peptides for like their bones.

Yeah. Like bone, like people, old people fall and then they just die. Yeah. Yeah. But like your bone density as you get older that that's like that's something that people will will take it for. It's any number of things that. Yeah, for sure. Anything that's going to stimulate that growth hormone to produce is going to help with the bones not thinning out as fast.

And the same is for guys. I mean, if you've been depleted of hormones for so many years, you definitely do lose bone density. And then you fall, break your hip, and it's all downhill from there. Do you have one that makes you better at gambling? I think you're thinking of cocaine. better at placing bets with cocaine I don't know if you're any better at gambling I've got a hypothetical thing I've always wondered about

well I haven't always wondered but maybe since our relationship with game day men's health so you know how like it's a thing where if you're going to schedule a massage they'll ask you you want a guy or a girl and that's kind of weird right like you know do you want to say I want a guy

does that make me gay or you know Do I want to say I want a girl? Because does that make me like, oh, I probably just want to get a boner or something? Yeah. What if you do have a, what do I call it when you can't, like, get a bone? Rectile dysfunction. Yeah, ED. Yeah.

Would you rather go in and talk to Dave and tell him that or Sarah? Like, do you want to tell a lady that, hey, my noodle is hanging there? Or do you want to confide in a bro? Um, yeah, I can see where you're coming from. It's a very, it's like an embarrassing thing, right? I'll bet you that's a barrier. By the time guys come see me, it's because that has happened. They're like, oh, I think what testosterone is low.

Yeah, your testosterone was low when you started feeling like shit 10 years ago. But now that you can't perform, now it's a problem to you. And so at that rate, I guess if anybody's going to take anything away from this is, please don't wait until it stops working to come see somebody. Because at that point, it could be irreversible. So, yeah. But yeah, no, I definitely have run into that. People don't want to, you know, they see me and they don't want to talk to me because they're like,

you want me to tell this girl about my lack of performance. And then if they're single, it's even worse. When they're married and they're in a relationship. Yeah, I think I didn't feel weird because I was married. Yeah. Like it didn't feel like I was like trying to. So then I was like, yeah, whatever, you know. Yeah.

But a single thing would be very weird. Yeah, some of the single guys... You're like, how well do you want it to work? Yeah. No, it's real. That's a real thing. It's very real. Yeah, I guess the question really is,

which one of them do you think would care more about you getting a good boner? That's what you're... And that's up to you, but like she, for all of like womankind, I guess, would care. Yeah. Dave, though, you know, maybe... I would tell Dave.

I think he wants the best. best for me. He wants me out there slinging this wood. Yeah, I don't know. It's one of those questions, man. It's a, it's a gummy thought for sure. But don't wait until it's too late is the main message. Yeah, don't, for sure. And even if it is a girl, like, I don't know, that's, that's what I do. Like, that's why I do what I do, and I want to hear about it. Like, if it doesn't work, tell me, let's fine. Let's figure it out. Let's make it work. Yeah, let's be clear here. You don't have to like show her that it doesn't work yeah no i don't make you like tell me like yeah i know it's not that embarrassing there's not a test like there's not you don't come in for a test like it's not

gonna you're not doing that it's not that way you just tell me and i'm gonna believe you that would be super funny to turn it up yeah see no he's broken have you injected jake no she's above not like there's a hierarchy or anything no but yeah because i got injected by somebody else when i was there yeah she doesn't i think she's like an expert the only injections I do are like the pea shots or for the hair yeah okay unless the girls are behind I don't mind giving a shot I mean I was a ICU trauma nurse for many years before I did this the the P shot is as Dave said you know what it is it's what you think it is is that the erectile defunction there's many ways to address E.D but a needle into your penis is one of them right in there

so you've done that trauma nurse what's uh give me this a list if you can call to mine we do this with all of our medical professionals of things you've seen in men's anus. So when I did a, so being ICU, usually those were going to be your, your ER calls. I guess that's more who we, yeah. Yeah, that's going to be more your ER thing because that was usually rectified, no pun intended, eh, but-a-pum, before they ever got up to me. And usually it was not an intensive situation. and so.

Austin ER Doc sent me an x-ray the other day of one of those small rubber dumbbells. Oh, wow. Yeah. Like a two-pounder type thing? I imagine the little, yeah. That is. A little more pliable than like a pokey one.

Yeah. Spinter strength right there. You wouldn't believe. I'm doing stuff these guys. Oh, I believe me. Tie it all together there. So game day men's health. I'm there every Friday.

That's where we would like to send people. These are folks from the grapevine location. But there are 12 area locations, so they say. You should try to find them all. At gameday.dum.com. It's good starting. Have you heard of anybody going to there because of the dumb zone? We have actually.

We've had several that have come just from hearing it on air. Yep. I guess that's the point of this, isn't it? I would hope so. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Now that I think about it. You just really wanted, like, a super cool neon sign, I guess.

That's all you wanted. Yeah, we did. And to meet you guys. Yeah. Now, dreams do come true. And to see you with makeup. I know. It's true.

What's this? I don't really. I usually look super tomboyish. Why do we, why do we get? Is tomboy still in play? I don't know, is it? You just don't hear that. I don't hear it as much.

About kids. Right. You don't hear she's a tomboy. I don't know. Probably not. it's probably not even politically correct anymore I don't know is it back

no a lot of things are back yeah you have anything you've been wanting to get off your chest you pissed about something no I'm usually that guy that rear-ended you oh no I would mad at him I was just happy everybody was okay

my kids weren't in the car with me he was fine he did end up with a Baylor Bear stamp on his bumper though I had a hitch cover so he ate that And it left the impression. And you love your college so much that you put it on your bumper?

My husband did that. Are you from Baylor? Did you go to Bailey? I did. Well, yeah, for one of my degrees, yeah. Oh, listen to who has more than one degree. You can't say that. I guess since he didn't go to college, you've got one for him.

I went for a little bit. He did go for a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, no. Yeah, I did. I went to Baylor for my doctorate. What's your husband do? My husband is a multifamily framer.

So he's a pre-con director for a massive frame company. And he just plays golf and drinks. That's what he does now. Pays golf and drinks. Yep. Construction. He literally texts me a minute ago and was like, are you keeping up with a sports talk?

And I was like, no. And he was like, they're going to think you married a chump. Thanks. I was like, I'll let him know. You're welcome. Yeah, it's fine. I don't think you want a wife who's into sports. That's my theory.

No, I think you want to be able to go do sports together and have fun, but you don't. But you want to seem like you know more than her about something. Especially if you got like a doctor wife, you know. My life is great now. It truly is. But if I had to pick a low moment from yesterday, it wasn't when the kid who looks like he's in fifth grade sailed one through the uprights. It was when my wife got home from watching the game at the bar with their friends. and she was like, what happened?

I thought you said they'd win this one. What's like that come from? Yeah, I mean, we do. I mean, he's a big sports guy, but I just tag along, mostly just a drink without my children. Why didn't the defense, like, stop them? You know, I don't know. It's a traded Micah.

Shut up. I don't need this. Were you at Baylor during all this big scandal? Did you get caught up in that? No. 32. She's, yeah, past that. when the football players were raping ladies and they were like yeah whatever we won like nine games

no i wasn't there but you have to remember too though had you heard about that yes when you went there so you're like yeah i'll still go no that had to be no that was before that was before yeah it was probably happy with the high peptide count wait what was before she it happened before you were there so then you saw hey this i want to go to the place where i could get raped by that was over 10 years ago oh that's That's what I'm saying. Wait. Yeah.

You're 32. Mm-hmm. So she was there. There's no way. What year was that? What year was Art Bryles fired? No one knows. That's one of the mysteries that...

2016. It was 16, yeah. It was later than I thought. When did you go there? So I didn't go there until 18, 19. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

She saw that in the news and said, this is my school. Yeah. Absolutely. I picked that one. Yeah. No, I think so you have to, the medical part of the, the Louise Harrington School of Nursing and the Advanced Degrees, those are actually in Dallas. And right by bump.

Not covering up rapes at all. No. So, no. Totally different. Did you ever see Chip and Joanna there? I did actually. You did? The Jungle Book, Chip was there with all those kids.

I think they only had three at the time. What did they got now? Oh, it's like five, I think. Oh, do they really? Yeah. That's the next dude perfect right there. You ever go to the compound? No.

The David Koresh thing? No. Are you allowed to walk around there and stuff? Is that like a tourist thing now? Wouldn't that be cool? You can go there, but I don't know if you can walk around. I don't know if you can walk around or not. The gift shop's hours are weird, so.

That's the weirdest thing about Waco, man. Go roast a marshmallow on the... Oh, yeah. Cheese. All right. Adios, mofo. I got to go before this becomes a zoo. Thank you for watching me.

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