The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 10-17-25 PREVIEW | Cowboys can't be worse without Trevon Diggs and Jake at Turnstile

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

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Hey now, what you were about to hear is a free preview of one of this week's premium episodes of The Dumb Zone. If you would like to hear this program in full, along with the full archive, ah, shit. If you would like to hear this program in full with the archive of all of our past episodes, you can subscribe at dumzone.com. So, yeah, we can get more into football stuff when we do picks, because there's something I have to present to you guys. Okay. The podcast Pablo Torre finds out, which has primarily become known in our universe for the investigations that they've done on Bill Belichick, the North Carolina football program, and Belichick's personal and working relationship with his 24-year-old girlfriend, who he met when she was either 18 or 19, Jordan Hudson. So, Pablo is the one who had gone back and found out, you know, how she was being included on all these emails within the university. And she doesn't really have a title.

She definitely doesn't work for UNC, though she's being asked to be added to any communication with him on his, you know, unc.edu email address. But everybody knows what's happening here. And so when Pablo does Belichick and Jordan Hudson, I'm going to listen. Almost anything he else he does, I can't handle. And this was tough to take because, again, this is why Hillary lost. These people, I looked up the third person. It's Katie Nolan, who I think has a lot of talent, but also is why Hillary lost. Pablo, for sure.

and then the third person his name was like Michael something Kanye it's a white dude looked him up writer for Seth Myers related to why Hillary lost so these people are insufferable it's very hard to listen to but also the investigative work that they've done is incredible and one of the things that they've done this week is you might have recently heard that not only was there not going to be hard knocks about the North Carolina football program.

Their pivot was to have a show on Hulu, documenting the whole season. That was scrapped after a week, two weeks of the season, because they're getting their heads kicked in, but also you should have expected that when planning production, right? So they're done with that, and around the time that the season started, they had an idea that they were going to launch a show called Coach. And it was going to be Belichick, Matt Patricia, and who, let me back up. Who was going to launch this show? Belichick and Belichick Media was going to do this show with Belichick and Mike Lombardi,

who is the current GM of UNC football. They've done a bunch of media stuff together. They were going to do a show called Coach, where they sit down and go through what it would be like to be in a meeting with them when they were with the Patriots or whoever. and it would be a YouTube show owned by Belichick Media on Belichick Media's YouTube page, okay? So that obviously hasn't happened.

You would know about it if it were out there, but there was plans for that to happen this year. The reason there was plans for that to happen is because Belichick, Lombardi, and Matt Patricia, do you know where he is now? I was assuming he was at North Carolina since he mentioned. He was last year. Oh.

He's the D.C. at Ohio State. It has the number one ranked defense in college football right now. But last year, he was there with him, and Lombardi's still there. So this show coach that they were going to launch at the start of this year, they've already done a version of this show a couple of years ago last year, I guess, like when Patricia first was with him. So they have audio. But we don't know about it because it's never seen the light of day.

Patricia, right? If it was Patricia and Belichick this day. different. It's Patricia and Belichick. Oh, this one is? Yeah. And Mike Lombardi. But it has never aired. It's never aired. It's never going to air. But there's a lot of outtakes and behind the scenes with Belichick, Matt Patricia, Lombardi, and Jordan Hudson on hot mics. And she doesn't know that their mic is on. Because she's never worked in a production studio before. And so when she, she's on set, by the way, this is not a this is not like she's not the director of this show right like they hired a media company that comes in like they have producers and guys switching and all that she's just there

as belichick's assistant to get this show made dude she's just in charge she just walks around and like is talking to bill bellichick and matt patricia about what like their graphics what's up on the screen she's telling the production people like i could have done this shit on Adobe and they have all of it. They have like 30 minutes because somebody, NFL films was involved in producing this. Somebody in an NFL film's production room was sitting there listening to her do all this and didn't tell her stop. Didn't tell her like, hey, this whole room can hear you. So they've got all of this audio and video where Belichick's on one side of a table and this scene, Patricia's there. They got a graphic up and they're talking about, you know, what are we

going to put on this graphic during the show? The first graphic is just generic football points that you see in a coaching meeting that are like win third down. Maximum effort. Turnover battle. I don't think she's ever played sports because she logically and rightly points out how stupid those signs are, but she does it right to Bill Belichick's face. Hello, by the way.

Hi, is there chocolate? Oh my God, that's not it. It's this one. Is it necessary to say keep the. out of the end zone because I feel like that's pretty self-explanatory. All right, we're off and running. She's actually, yeah, give her some point there. Yeah.

Is it necessary to say keep them out of the end zone that seems self-explanatory? Yeah. How many times have you sat and looked at a chalkboard that says... Well, in a way, I feel like I'm... Outscore the opponent. I feel like I'm like sports-pilled. Or it's more like pre-game show. They'll show you these top points.

Yeah. Yeah, it's about as useful as look-on graphics for... final two bullet points. And then they will reference, like if it's, let's say it was Greg Olson, but I don't think they do this. Bring back up the keys. It'll be second half and it'll be like, Greg, you actually said this before the game. Keep them out of the end zone.

Right there, what did you see? Well, I saw them actually go into the end zone. So that was not. Failed on that one. So, yeah, here you go. Is it necessary to say keep them out of the end zone? Because I feel like that's pretty self-explanatory on defense. I don't know if there's like an additional point.

By the way, pause. Sorry. I'm also thinking about Bill. Belichick and 24-year-old girlfriend and they talk about whether it's girls or guys, right? You're attracted to somebody who doesn't just fall into the mold that everyone else does. That just, oh, yes, whatever you say, whatever you, oh, you say that keep him out of the end zone. That's great advice, you know, like he kind of might like the little pushback. So really that's...

I don't really know who you are or care who you are. If you wanted like the news value of this story or why I think it's interesting, it's clear. Bill Belichick has three people or had three people that can talk to him. And two of them lick his asshole all the time. And it's Patricia and Lombardi. They are tied. They were tied to him.

Well, the other one might do that. Yeah, just as part of her job. She will push back on him, right? So he's got these three people and he listens to all of them. and they all three hate each other. Lombardi hates Patricia. Oh, yeah? Yeah, they play an interview of him

after Patricia flamed out in Detroit and Lombardi, Lombardy's a bullshitter. He's a talking head, yeah. And he's known as, like, one of the biggest exaggerators. One source in here said he's one of the five most hated people ever in the NFL. And I think I've heard a lot of people say, like, this guy's just riding the Belichick coattails.

So he goes on an interview and he's like, he thought he could fool people with that pencil in his visor and his little laminated play sheet but he realized he's got nothing without Belichick, the irony, right? And Jordan Hudson hates both of them

like explicitly. And they certainly hate her. The report earlier this year that Pablo had that she had been banned from UNC football and then the facilities and everything, when UNC football came out, they refuted that, right? They said that's not true.

She's welcome around here. well the person who told the media that she was ban was Mike Lombardi because he's trying to do his own Game of Thrones Little Finger move here and I guess Patricia's the only one who just said F it Yeah they'll be

100% 100% By the way 100% is him saying We got to keep him out of the end zone up there I don't know if there's like an additional Oh he wants it up there Yeah that part he's disagreeing with Ron

It's necessary to say keep them out of the end zone because I feel like that's pretty self-explanatory on defense. I don't know if there's like an additional point. Yeah, yeah, there'll be, it's a 100%. I feel like that applies to all defenses. You're right, Jordan. What she said? That applies to all defenses.

Yeah. Okay. But that applies. Well, but we just said that the Cowboys offense is the best offense in the league. They have the most yards per game. Okay, so they're going to get the ball down there. We know they're going to get the ball down there. Preventing touchdowns and forcing the field goals,

it's going to be, it's going to be, it's going to be, It's going to be a key of the game. That was Patricia, by the way, trying to talk a little football. Which is, again, a key to every game, as she is logically saying. But she's also pseudo-producing a football talk show. Right. And I can see Belichick is acting like a coach, and you do want to reiterate that. You want to get the fundamentals kind of pounded into your head.

So right before you got, like, just don't forget, you know, Don't want you to forget, don't jump off sides, don't jump off sides, you know? Of course. Coaches have to do, now that seems real obvious. Every play you're not supposed to jump off sides. But there's fourth and one when they're trying to draw, you know, don't jump off sides. But what experience and what field would she draw from? Right, and I'm saying, whereas it seems like she is saying something logical, like, yes, you're not ever supposed to jump off sides.

Shouldn't they know that? Yeah. He is a coach, and he knows I'm dealing with morons. I need to tell them right before the play, don't jump out. I got to remind them. Yeah, and, you know, there's a lot going on out there. I don't know that she really understands that. And now she's just going to tell the greatest football coach of all time, this shit is dumb.

I mean, we could say it differently. Is that red zone specific, conceptually? Is that red zone specific conceptually? What is happening? I mean, we could say it differently. Is that red zone specific conceptually? Well. Should that say red zone instead of end zone?

Well. There's six to plays in all. It's okay. It's okay. Now, notice this. Even though he's like bagging this 23-year-old sorority girl, he still makes all those disgusting old man noises the whole time he's talking. There's explosive plays in old.

It's okay. It's so gross. So you guys haven't reviewed these before this moment here? at the graphics not the actual graphic itself no stuff type is what I said last night so she's just like

roasting them like you guys didn't look at this beforehand you didn't you didn't think we could yeah they don't care um yeah to write to just go back in order here in my audio uh what I was you heard me starting to play there

this is when I knew Pablo is just too much for me hello by the way hi is there chocolate all over my face did you also have a protein bar of some kind No, just as Snickers. I called this a protein box. I said, this is a granola bar. Can we stop? I know.

I had an espresso and a protein bar. Hold on. I need you to hear this. I'm so cooey. I got chocolate on my face. No, it's just a snickers. Listen to this. Listen.

I had an espresso and a protein bar within five minutes of each other. I'm a little woozy. Oh, oh, damn son. Up here. I'm about to mute. I'm going to mute your iPod channel. This guy parties. We press.

on. Here she is telling the graphics department about a little... This is why, Hillary, when you say that, you know, it's about the face of the franchise. Who's the face of your franchise? Somehow it became, this is my buddy Joe, his dad was this old union guy. Yeah. And he was what we pictured as the Democrat. Blue Dog.

What did Democrats stand for? Yes, his fingernails are dirty. He's got a pension. that probably got ripped away from him by the, you know, something happened. But yeah, he's a hardworking, a factory worker. Doesn't want to die at his job? Yeah, like some regulations.

Just working hard all his life. And now somehow, though... I have a protein bar. I am suited. In the 2000s, the face of the franchise was changed from that grizzled guy to Pablo Tore. And, and... It's tough. Much, you know, the middle, that's all you care about is, right, is this little.

little tiny sliver of voters. That sliver of voters is like, eh, no, I don't think so, buddy. I'm going to go and keep my balls. This is her letting them know about a little under-the-radar product, a product that Adobe produces. You want to create, yeah, editable templates that Matt can just plug numbers into? Well, we'll get somebody else to do it.

We could use Adobe Photoshop, and honestly, this is... You don't need to put Adobe there. No, she's calling it by its government, because she just found out about it. He's like, you guys are not going to believe what they'll let you do with the new suite of products from a to be phone. We could somebody else to do it. We could use Adobe Photoshop, and honestly, this is something I've done before with what you're calling a template. Okay, so Adobe Photoshop, you know, and we have last week's thing. And then you literally just go back and say, oh, rather than Joe Montana, you just go click, click, click, click on the delete button.

And then type in a new name, it's already formatted. It's already this. And you just upload it. Take a screenshot of that screen. and then just upload it. And it takes... Do you need to stop on this year? Are these guys caring what she's saying?

Like, they don't care. Well, they are a... We care about talking about football. No, but now she's bitching at the assistant or the production people, too. Like, these graphics suck. It's not what I ask for... Oh, and she's trying to teach them about graphics.

Here's how you make a graphic, yeah. I'll just... It's like to be in a... They probably love this constructive criticism. Dude. And this is why the guys in the control room left it on. Yeah.

The whole time is they're like, Oh, you bitch. What would you be doing? There's just a ton of this. Blake would be sending this out to the group chat. Oh, my God. Oh, I'd have it cut up for the show tomorrow. Yeah.