The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 10-2-25 | RIP Chili's skillet queso and DeeZ Picks Week 5

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneNot sure how we recovered past the news of the skillet queso being taken off the Chili's menu, but here we are. Dan is out, so in steps big game Ted Emrich. DeeZ Picks week 5 with the boys from Cirque Du Sirois plus you have to pay the Dallas Wings to do their national anthem??Blair and Brooke Foundation linkThis month, get 50% OFF ALL WINDOW STYLES! Put zero down, make zero payments, and pay zero interest for two years and you could pay nothing until 2027! Schedule a fast, free estimate now with Window Nation at 866-90-NATION or visit windownation.com! Make sure you mention The Dumb Zone!Window Nation is having a flash sale and updating their offer for the rest of September. The offer is being updated to Buy 2 Windows, Get 2 Free plus an extra 10% off plus no interest for 2 years. (00:00) - Open: With Ted Emrich (15:38) - Sports: Bad look for the Dallas Wings (32:25) - DeeZ Picks with Cirque Du Sirois: Week 5 (01:06:28) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:31:17) - News: RIP Chili's skillet queso (01:55:35) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hello, I'm DFW Zone Danny Bayless, letting you know that you are about to hear a free podcast of the DumbZone. But if you'd like to subscribe at DumbZone.com, you will get four shows per week plus the weekend wrap-up and any bonus epies like our Business Wednesday interviews. Oh, you'll also get our DZTV archives. Again, that's Dumbzone.com to subscribe. Now, on to today's program. The key to muscles and wealth It's game day men's health Game day men's health That's right folks

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Well, well, welcome. Thursday, October 2nd. I'm usually not paying attention at this part, so I don't know if we still read the show numbers, but this is show number 4.38. Sweet. I'm Jay Kemp. I'm Blake Jones.

And in for Dan today is... I'm Ted Emrick. Ted Emirich. TV, Ted. TV, Ted. Dan is visiting. sitting his daughter in college, which is the one time of year he gets to make use of all of those college sweatshirts he bought for when he would fly girls around on his private plane.

But he left his Twitch jacket here. Might have to put it on. Oh, wow. It's kind of cold in here. That is a very, that's a Dan move to just have a jacket, a charger, and everything in every place. He's never far from what he needs. Fish warmer.

Also true So we've got Ted Emmerk here today Are you quote unquote off this weekend? Not I am off from the ESPN college football schedule But I do have a game tomorrow night for Victory Plus The Texas High School Coaches Association game of the week Heck yeah Featuring Blake

Who we got Huntsville High School I don't know hornets Oh, there you go. And Portnacious Groves. I've heard a lot about them over the year. PNG. Yeah.

Where's the game? I don't know. No, they're, let's put it this way. It's back. And it never left at PNG. Indians. And can you tell me where they play, the stadium? Ooh, does it have a Kichi name?

Is that what you're saying? The reservation. Hell yeah. That's fantastic. The TP was not. It was up in my brain somewhere, but the reservation. And that's like east-south. Yeah, southeast Texas.

Yeah, the Golden Triangle. Okay. Yeah. Dang, that's cool because, you know, I do check the 506 every week to see where you are. Well, thank you, yes. I know Blake does too. Check to see where Mike is? Yes.

Yes. They send us all around. I've been in the Big 12 couple of times, had a game in the American at Tulsa against Navy, and some random action. You've had a tech game this year. Yes. Yeah, I had their season opener. For real, for real.

Yeah. They appear. No, they're legit. The Utah game proved that. You know, another test on the road at fellow undefeated Houston Saturday night. But, I mean, they spent all that money. And guess what? It's paying off.

Imagine that in college football. Yeah, and a big part of that is expectations, right? Because Texas spent a lot of money and they're good, but right now it doesn't feel like it's paying off. I don't know, but I'm a tech somewhat lover at this point, somewhat neutral on Texas, A&M hater. But the last few weeks of college football have made me think that Texas is the third best team in the state. And I cannot wait for the chaos. Tech doesn't have to play anybody. And Texas doesn't have a ton left of tough.

A&M has a couple more. A tech fan tried to tell me that the rest of their schedule is ranked somehow. I'm not buying. I don't know about all that. Arizona State's ranked, BYU is ranked, but they don't have to go through the heavy hitters. It doesn't make sense that tech and TCU don't play. Yeah, I'm not familiar with the Big 12 scheduling dynamics post-apocalypse.

You know what I mean? I used to know relatively easily from memory. Of course. You played them. Back in the days of the north and the south and all of that. And now it's, yeah, I mean, you look at tech schedule. The toughest remaining game is probably at Arizona. state here in a few weeks.

Man. They have a big opportunity, man. Sports are so great. It's great that it's sports time, Blake. I tried to make some crappy. I don't know where the line is. AI songs for Ted,

and they're super crappy. I'm not really giving you a choice. This one has kind of like a sublime type vibe to it. Okay. I don't know when the lyrics starts. so let's Oh, here we go. Hold on.

I just like that. He's doing play by play with a guy named Marcus Clay. Which, I don't know. God, just like them. It's a magic dragon. Just like the chance. It's very imagined dragons.

God. What a beating. It's, I'm obsessed with bad AI. I think it makes me feel better about myself. You are always in the lab creating. Well, people will send me real, like, AI songs they made as music, and they're like, what do you think of this? And I don't have the heart to tell them, like, it's awful.

It's not good, right? It's, uh, if you're doing it seriously. I don't feel like you can be taken to it. Now, Matt, for example, who does the barbershop quartet songs, that is a lane. Yes. That is unique. If you're just trying to be the band Muse, but with a computer, like I'm not, who's interested in that?

And you're a purist, I would imagine, from growing up in a rock and roll home, like a music home. Yes, my dad picking me up from school with Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath blaring. I mean, you know this. I don't know if everybody does, but Ted has got like a 95th percentile cultural upbringing from a music standpoint. Like my parents didn't listen to music, dude. Like other than, you know, radio, what was on the radio, like I, my mom was, whatever was for single women or independent, like, in vogue or Reba McIntyre. But that's like, there was no going to.

Bonnie rate. You know, my parents weren't going to Montrose or what's the, or no. No, what's the festival in Montreal? It's like famous. I know you went to that one. Well, yeah, I mean, he saw a number of shows in Montreal. I know about a festival. But, yeah, I mean, he took me to Ozfest a few times, took me to Santana, you know, at the Starplex.

Awesome. Yeah, man. It was awesome growing up. Yeah, if you wanted six flags, I probably wouldn't, probably wouldn't catching you. So I got a couple pieces of audio, one which will lead us into sports. But the first one... It's all sports. We have a pretty big halo tournament this weekend.

Oh, here we go. And I've been sitting on this audio for a while. Are you going? Oh, you can. No. It's in Charlotte. And you'll be in the big apple. I didn't map it. The windy city.

The city that never sleeps. You mapped Charlotte to New York? Yeah, just to see. Too far. However, they love to say, like, you know, this guy's hitting his flow state. You know, just whatever the kids are saying. But this guy, not an American, tried to compare this guy to Michael Jordan, but kind of missed on the team that Michael Jordan played for.

Oh, excellent. No matter where you look. I left that in there. I just thought you might like the reverse. The reverse. The sound effect of the game. Yeah. No matter where you look, superstars, stars, stars to the team.

Like the Chicago Red Bulls They've got four Michael Jordans But it looks at things at times You ever heard that Wow There's a couple things I haven't heard there I can't tell if that guy is Mexican or Irish Irish

Yeah he's got to be Irish But it started with a little like I wasn't sure Spanish maybe But then you hear the end of the word accent But then the Red Bulls I mean there is a soccer team Right New York yeah And Germany has one, Leipzig, the Red Bulls team.

I just kind of thought Chicago Bulls would be worldwide. Yeah, like, once the North Koreans know you, you feel like your cultural penetration is like all the way. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, the Chicago Red Bulls. Like the Chicago Red Bulls. Only they've got four Michael Jordans, but it looks at things at times. So then the other guy wants to get involved. 52 seconds in climbing in round two.

Off the back of Renegades. Impressive work. crazy shape to Scotty Pippen has to be said Pippen How dare you? That's a good point. Where's Dennis Rodman in all of this? On the bench. What?

70 points now for Oxy Gaming and No, it's terrible and I try to think of it in terms of like who's the audience though and in any position where you're talking it's either you know it's to give him what you want or what you want them to want.

So in that guy's case he's The first thing I thought when he said It's like having four Michael Jordan's out there It's like whoa There's a rich tapestry of characters involved here That without Jordan's not Jordan without Pippin Not to the degree It's a wild shit for Scotty Pippin

Yeah Who is Dennis Rodman But then I love this yeah 90s NBA conversation And that guy has no time for it He's not like oh yeah they were good too He's just like fuck Dennis Rodman bench him Like clearly doesn't know anything besides Michael Jordan

But it's not stopping him from weighing in. But then fringe sports guys like, oh, I can name this other Chicago Red Bull. And it just, I didn't. Nike, it gives you wings. There we go. Love that. Yeah, so looking forward to Halo coverage this weekend. Will you just pull up in the hotel? And I will get on Wi-Fi as soon as we hit altitude and I'll be watching it. Oh, let's go. From the charter. On the charter. As you dine on Parmesan-crusted filet mignon. Yeah. I mean, we're hitting elimination play on Saturday afternoon. The truth is there's a better chance that at least one of those guys is aware of this tournament

than like anybody my age you know what i mean like if you walked into the dad's club and said optics got a big one saturday you're going to get stairs but in the cowboy's room if you had all of them plus staff put i bet somebody knows they play they they game yeah somebody on that plane is also going to be live stream now or they'll be looking to you for updates yes yes Like everyone was, to me, when Kobe died. Yeah. I dare you to break into the player section and scope it out. And then you can bond with them.

Anybody want to watch this SSG match with me? A little optic? Yeah. Go optic. Do the Cowboys still have, like, ownership and is it complexity? No, they sold. Oh. Yeah, Jerry had it for a little bit.

And then the original owners came back in, I think last year and bought it back. The next one, poor audio quality. but it's a short clip it's from Tom Brineman who's back doing he's on the CW doing ACCC games he's back yeah

and that had to be he did put on that headset again he did as it turned out he did do you think okay so when did he come back I think it was last year 24 I'm just trying to track if this plays on our list of things

things that are back it may have preceded a little bit but I feel like the big man getting elected help brittam and get back to the booth so that's good for him if he's doing a cc games then he's probably going to do a florida state game at some point and their quarterbacks last name yes yes with thon bulls came in of course the back-to-back wins over ranked upon his trying to make it three in a row and in the state of florida so far this year

what a start for the seven dollars thomas castellanos how about you he leaned in He knows it. He knows it. Of course. He should. So that's good. I don't know how to regard Brennaman because when he said it, he said it in like a really mean way. He didn't say it in like a joke, like a joke or are you talking about your buddy or something?

It really felt hateful. Yes. And that's harder to know what to do with because other than that, he's just a good play-by-play guy to me. I don't know if he's good. I don't want to get into the world. No. My opinions versus you, because you know if these guys are good. And then you listen to us talk about it and you're like,

I don't know what they're talking about. It's probably like an athlete. It's all subjective, though. Sure, but. Just like anything. But it's what you might like is different from this guy over here or what she might enjoy this, like that, it doesn't matter. And ultimately for us, the only thing matters is who's scheduling the games and who's hiring

and all of that. Boy, you should hear Ted off the air. just dog cussing all these other play-by-play guys like they suck yeah that's me yeah that's me and that's why i say this uh hey blake yes sir it's time for sports and it is brought to you by our good friends at trident access services kings of the sea and now kings of your garage door situation they'll help you get in they'll help you get out that's the access part and what they have right now something i didn't even really know you could do for your garage door situation A fall tune-up.

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Well, I was looking at his calves because he's got it, like, he's in the Navy, and he has like a big-ass calf Poseidon tattoo. Don't mess with that. If you were in the Navy, right? Yes. I liked the other one. Why don't we mix it up? There's a few different things named sports.

I like it. I clicked the wrong one. Here you go. Here's the other one. Well, not now. You don't have to do this one again. Let's run through the entire library. Just a quick run through here of Cowboys' Sounds of the Sideline.

We've highlighted by. that they will not do this bit if they lose. I wonder if they would have done it for a tie if it would have been like a heartbreaking like blown lead against the worst team. Right. I feel like are we doing it for a tie is case by case. The tie that felt so much better because you were a touchdown dog at home.

And the implications. Yeah. Put up 40 on one of the best defenses in the league. Right. So they did it. And I thought I'd give you a couple quick highlights from that. This is a, they're just like us. This is Dack and Joe Milton talking about the Vigia board.

I'm watching the screen and they ain't even realized that to that, that's how I really looked up. So they're saying they didn't know the roof was open. Yeah. I'm watching the screen and then you're paying attention to me to the same. I ain't even realized that to that. That's how I really looked up. The screen needs to be lower. It hurts your neck.

The screen needs to be lower. Yeah. It hurts your neck. they're on the bench complaining about the accommodations um it's like sitting in the front row at i max it's not ideal by the way i went to see the movie last night i went to see one battle after another have you seen it yet no heard great things yeah we were the only two people in the theater we thought and then one guy walked in it was like well there goes hange but uh i don't know that I'm like, IMAX, am I, do you have to be a certain quality of a film appreciator to

really drive to Dallas? Like, the different screen just doesn't compute with me. Like driving somewhere to see it on a different screen. I mean, unless they tell, like, remember Oppenheimer a few years ago, if they, oh, well, I mean, it was designed for this. Like, that's part of the experience, but just normal movie, even award-winning movie, that doesn't do much for me. I think, like, Clayton, will you do that you're film guy like i think they say to see this one on film yeah there's there's certain movies that are like shot on imax cameras specifically for it like oppenheimer i went and saw in i max yep i did too um but i guess my question is how much of the general public can really distinguish that much of a

difference because i don't think i can uh here's a you can steal this one from brad if you haven't already this is doing a josh jacob's walk-in touchdown And in motion Love under center, no play action Handoff and Jacobs walked the dog He walks the dog I mean Brad will use it even with the opponent Yeah

If you're into the end zone That's right If you're strolling in It was a goal line Like he didn't have time to Well also Yeah he was all He was touched

It's a weird call But then I want you to listen To the cowboy players Because they just got beat by a screen And the Cowboys ran a screen Hand off and Jacobs walked a dog. Screen. The door they got to throw.

We got to play the screen. Got to come up for it. All right. Yeah, that didn't work out either. Towards the end of the game, something else that shouldn't be having to happen. Al-a-Mah! Screen on it!

Stand up. Evan Scream on. That's your quarterback in a 40 to 37 game on the final drive. And this last one I wanted to play is it's out. after the James Houston Strip Sack, because I'm always kind of a big fan of learning who the team mascots are on the team. The guys that the players are rooting for the most,

you can pick it up, it's usually somebody who, like in James Houston's case, third team, sixth round pick, trying to hang on. Like Barry Church was this guy for a while, and then he became a starter, and it's, you can tell, like guys root for that guy and uh the response to james houston strip sack i thought was great he pumps ball stripped out out cowboys got it at the 15 yard line Houston came away with the football

you don't get on me for a jesus you know what that's from so a couple of weeks ago i think it was I can't remember which Cowboy game it was and I don't know if we can play it or not. I think they beep it but it's from the sounds of the sideline

where James Houston had a big sack. It might have been the Giants game. I can't recall because you know they've only won one other one. Yeah. And Dak was just yelling in parentheses they put player man. That's James Houston.

That's James Houston. He's just screaming the inward after a sack. And now all the guys on the sideline are grabbing James Houston, pointing at the back of his name plate, and just yelling, and that's James Houston. And the Cowboys just have to edit it and put another word in the captions. Houston came away with the football. And now. Pickens is going to score right away

and we're going to come back to James Houston standing with time thrown in the end zone caught by Pickens to the post They can't get them all They can't get them all

Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy. Football's insane, and I love it. You change the game, grow up. Change the game. Football's insane and I love it. What would Burline's reaction be if I use that on a James Houston sack? That's a...

I don't know. We can say that again? Yeah. It's back. Wow. He just, no, I don't know. I feel weird commenting on you all's related. Even Blake coming back with reports of UberLine.

I don't want to mess anything up. What do you mean? Do you think Steve is watching right now? No, I don't think he is. I can guarantee you he's not. I know, but, you know, neither were the Mavs lawyers live, but they still emailed and sent letters. Like, it happens. You want to hear what Burline said when Bad Bunny?

playing the Super Bowl halftime when that was announced on Sunday, how that went down. Who? So, you know, Sunday night, you know, we're the only game, right? But there's still a studio anchor that is doing in-game updates, you know, scores from earlier in the day. And Zach Gelb is his name. He's in New York. And as a final note before kicking it to us, you know, we're in the third quarter or whatever. And guys, I know that you guys are excited.

excited. It has been announced. Bad Bunny will be playing the Super Bowl halftime show. So I have fun. I was like, yeah, let's go. Bad Bunny, Santa Clara. And Steve just has the most confused look on his face. And so I say, Steve, who are you hoping for? Like Taylor Swift, I mean, that would have been great too. But he's like, bad bunny. Okay, that's a new one. I'm going to have to look that up. He did on the way home. Okay. And what was his review? conversation two thumbs down did you pass him the ox and try some

he looked it up on his phone and what he found was a video of a guy watching bad bunny music videos so I had to explain no no no that's not bad bunny that's a reaction video wow so look at the top guy that's bad bunny he's like oh it's a guy yeah it's not a group it's a dude he's like oh yeah dead on arrival right there the male going by bad bunny is not

was he thinking playboy bunny did he hold out hope there? I don't know. He thought it was a group first. Okay. And I said, it's one, one guy. Yeah. So yeah, that killed about five minutes for a drive. But imagine there being a group Bad Bunny that is so famous to play the Super Bowl, yet he's never heard of them? Like, wouldn't they be everywhere? Like, when's the last time just a band played the Super Bowl? Mm-hmm. The Who? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. That's, we do have more Bad Bunny in in Viewer Mail today. Awesome. Let's see here. What do we want to do? Do you think we're going to hit noon? I think. Clayton's just kind of tell us. Okay. Uh, what's a short sports thing we could do?

Because I want to talk writer cup. Oh, I got one for you. Yeah, I'm here. Said no one ever, but. Well, I want to talk writer cup with Ted because Dan and Blake didn't want to talk writer cup. I'm happy to talk about it with you. Uh, I don't really care that. I don't, I'm not going to watch the WNBA on a consistent basis. Um, but I, I love that the WNBA is getting more popular, and I would like for the WNBA to continue to get more popular, stay popular, and be viable because I have this revolutionary opinion that ball is good. In all ways, ball is good. It is good for society. It is good for the culture.

If there's more girls playing basketball and there's more people supporting them doing that, I think it's cool. what the WNBA seems to be running into right now because it's been a dramatic week they may be headed for a lockout one of their stars in her end of season press conference went on a prepared statement rant just blasting everything from the officials

to week management that's right so that's all playing out and maybe we can spend more time on that at a later time or date. I got this email from a guy. There's a post on like a WNBA Reddit about the wings, right?

Because I think what's happening with the WNBA is like a lot of things. It hasn't been very popular, so it hasn't been being held accountable and being watched over. In a league like that where nobody's paying attention, I bet you there's a lot of scammie, grifty, mismanagement, skimming, like, They're getting by, and now that they're making a ton of money, people are starting to ask questions about the revenue split and about the officiating and about all the things that a legitimate league has to address. They've kind of just been skating as like a JV operation, and now the lights are bright, the money's big, and I feel like they're getting exposed a little bit. So, this email regarding the Dallas Wings, someone said, I'm the director of a performing group in North Texas. We got an email today from an A.E. with the Wings inquiring if our group could perform the Star-Spangled Banner at one of their games. They said they would love for us to be a part of this special occasion, highlighted it would be great exposure, said ask to respond if interested.

The group's been performing for over 65 years. We responded with enthusiasm, gave some highlights. of our frequent and recent performances, and she responded with the Wings Account Executive. For performance groups, we require a specific number of tickets to be purchased. We are finalizing what that number may be, but it'll be likely more than 75.

This includes participants, family members, friends, or whoever may want to come and support the group and watch the game. The National Anthem supplies groups with a great level of exposure, especially with the growth of the league. we're currently taking $50 deposits to secure your spot

and give you priority access, blah, blah, blah. I'll set up a discounted ticket link for you. Many groups go with the ticket link option. We will start the conversation process for deposits in the new year. It's just a solicitation. And I don't know how this normally works, but this lady says this has never happened for us.

Like we've done it for the Rangers multiple times, veterans groups, parades. Nobody's, he said, The Rangers actually gave us tickets so our friends and family could come out and enjoy the game afterwards. That is exactly what I'm talking about. Like, you can't get away with that. But that sort of bait and switch goes on in fledgling, you know, I want to say shady to an extent organizations. So, yeah, I don't know how common that is, but I believe it for sure.

yeah we'd love to have you come out just give us buy 75 minimum tickets give me the deposit now and you can do the anthem for us like that's just such a backwards way of looking at your product business promotion

all of it so anyways there's a wmba they're hotter now are they getting up for their winter season or what's next for them blake would you be surprised if I told you that the wnbba final start tomorrow night.

Really? The draft is Saturday. No, I made that part of. They're playing hard. Did Caitlin Clark? The aces have got to be in it. No, I don't think so. But the aces are definitely

Mercury and the Aces. Yeah. Speaking of women's issues, while we wait on our friends, Blake, give me 30 seconds on Jane Goodall. Can't. Give me 10 seconds. I saw people saying a lot of nice things about her. I think she was old.

Yeah. 91. That's old. Jane Goodall, this year's John Madden. And by that, I mean, didn't know you were still alive. Kind of forgot. And then Madden died. And you're like, oh, whoa.

Jane Goodall was a researcher, a scientist. Primates. Who taught primates how to speak in sign language, thus proving their mental capacity. okay but it definitely always felt like she wanted to bag of gorilla yeah okay you know it's there

it's too close to a human to be that in love with it and tell me there's nothing sexual about it god no he gets it I'm with you yeah I don't know this lady any uh okay

hey look who it is from new york i'm in love with dan macdow yeah i'm in love with dan magdow how's woke big jane big jane goodall fan over here that's a pretty big cheer you're sitting in was that uh thanks was that is huge was that big for you when you told your daughters like boy you could uh teach an animal sign language actually i didn't know she was the one that did the sign language bit i just knew she lived lived with the uh the monkeys uh yeah you could be right i don't know i thought it was a language-based communication thing she did live

with them yeah which is also i did a little jane goodall reading this morning not very scientific yeah it's very you know she did learn some things that no one had known before i guess they do actually use tools and yeah that's what it is i it's her studying their communication with hands but not teaching them it's like facial expressions and all that stuff. Jane did not teach primate sign language, but she did meet Coco, the gorilla, who learned sign language

from Dr. Penny Patterson. That's either me being dumb, a Mandela effect, or a combination of the both. Is her name really Jane, or is that because of the Tarzan thing? That's a good question. How's Woke New York? Oh my gosh.

I'm in the wokenest. I think part of New York that you could be in. I, you may be in the wokeest part of the country. Like it's... Yeah, New York as a whole is woke. New York City probably has its share, but you get here in a liberal arts college campus and here we are.

We're flying, bro. You could be jailed for microaggressions at a place like that. You need to be careful with that Game Day men's health ad. That's just the idea of testosterone is offensive on a campaign. campus like that. Yeah. The Riz that's protruding from my pores. They're not ready for it. Yeah. People know. People know, hey, where are you from? And yet you're sitting in what looks to be a cuck chair. It's, it is debatable. So with the hotel, I opted for the two queens instead of the king. Yeah, food bed. What do you call? I call to put my

stuff on bed. Uh, yeah. You eat food in one particular bed? Yeah, I might have stole this from Sam Anderson from the Quaker City Nighthawks when they would tour, but yeah, you, you're always ordering food at a hotel if you're a drunk like us. So, you know, you got to have a bed. Where are you going to eat it?

There's not a table usually set up for that, but if you can just eat in bed, then leave it all over there. Gross. Yeah. Keep the other one pristine. That's right. Sleep in. well you know uh clinton will be happy to know that i stopped at a taco bell to celebrate the 20 years of the uh what is it

crunch wrap bean crunch trap supreme yeah that was my first stop after landing in buffalo you didn't grab life by the box absolutely i guess they maybe they don't have boino i guess maybe they don't have boino's regional oh you're talking about boine now yeah i thought yours okay all right picks today is brought to you dan by community maca Their website is community dfw.com. That's our HVAC company. They have a promotion going for you right now. This promotion involves Brandon Aubrey because Community Mechanical is the HVAC company Brandon Aubrey went to, saved them a ton of money when another company said this is going to be a billion dollars.

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D's Picks this week. It's the Dumb Zone versus Cirque, Soroy. Hey guys, this is my friend Ted Emrick, Dan, Danny, Cash, Mike Soroy. I thought it was Tom. Why? It's actually Todd, as Berline called me. You got a first game we worked together. They put Tom on the website, Tard Emmerich.

Tard Emric. But you know Soroy's ready to. ball out because he's yet again watching. Yeah, what we got. It appears to be 90. SummerSlam 95. What we got? Mr. Perfect and somebody. No, no, no. The hitman wants to get. Oh, is that Big Daddy Cool? Yes, there was. Yeah, Diesel.

Yeah. Is that Survivor Series? Yeah. Hell yeah. First table spot. Brett gets thrown through a table. Diesel, Kevin Nash. What other names did we have? Yeah. Yeah, you nailed it. Okay. Big Daddy Cool Diesel. Damn. That era ruled.

You love wrestling, Danny, right? Yeah, man. In 1983. I was a kid. I had like a five-year-era. The nature boy, Rickler. Right now. That was more of a Jimmy Superfly snooka dude.

There you go. It went bad for him. Okay. The ultimate cap spin. Yes. The Dumb Zone is 59 and 61, collectively. CDS 54 and 66. Good.

What happened, y'all? Him. So real quick, this is not, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The floor is yours. You have some PR to do. Thank you. This is not a criticism at all in any way about the way that we're playing this game.

No. This is not a criticism. This is not a criticism. What I am telling you is that because we're doing these games, the way we're doing them, and when we are picking them. I am not enjoying myself, and it is messing up my personal picks life because I'm selecting games on Thursday,

and then I have that in my head for the games that I pick personally on Sunday. I can't get out of my own head space. I don't like it. It doesn't feel good. I'm not happy. I'm not pleased with my football life, and it's because of this thing,

but it's fine. We're all playing on equal footing. It's all good. I just, I'm not having a good time, guys. You know what this is, Blake? That appears to be the tiniest violin. Yeah, it's small. The world's tiniest violin we're playing it right now.

I can barely even see it. Behind the commentary there. It's not what happened to the Soros. It's that we have a secret weapon. Jake Kemp, 10 and 0 last week, my brother. 10 and 0. Hey, thanks, guys. The king.

Even a squirrel will find a nut when he come out the tree sometime as a great man as a great man once said uh yes i did go 10 and o last week me i did go 10 and oh last week uh now dan elsewhere the uh dumb zone picks a bit of an anchor at two and eight and now i know what they mean when they say uh that you're concerned with someone's play because i am now i am concerned with your play there's several decisions in a row where we've said don't do it friend text hope in why you're gonna need you're up there now blame your teammate remember last week i had a good triple play and he's like oh no you gotta you gotta do baker because you said baker one one day i'm not here holding you accountable i know but you should

have just let me roll i was cooking on the other side of things mikey and danny both split at five and five cash went one and nine the only win he got was the cowboys that doesn't feel like stable. That feels like you should have been. That's not what you want to hang your hat on. How did Blake do? Blake went two, excuse me, five and five. Also split it. Oh, okay. Also split it there because he got his triple on TCU, which was very in danger. Yeah. Very, very in danger. Yeah. Wasn't that a push? Yeah, another push triple for him? Oh, does that count as a win or do we have a push column? No. I'm just saying. Why even mention it? You've had two barely triples.

Okay. So our games this week are your Cowboys pick on the air, your triple play, and your, we don't do, do we do wild card unless it's your triple. All right. And do we have any thoughts, any movement on payoff situations? Are we waiting on potential commerce, as there is some that is potential? where you got any any updates on this or we reset the plan of it's either stand-up comedy or stream weren't we last week saying yeah you you choose which the loser can choose which one of those they want oh yeah that's i like that like hell but the opposite yeah we were talking before our show the other night that the 24-hour stream uh idea would be kind of cool if it was like on a NFL playoff night where you started where you started the stream at like 11 o'clock the night before or whatever or 10 o'clock whatever and then you you know started the stream then you went through

all the the middle of the night garbage but then you got to build up for the NFL games that were going to happen the rest of the day that seems kind of cool I like scheduling it around something more than just it's Tuesday go carry 18 hours or something but if yeah that's that's very Like Saturday night, right? You can watch Saturday Night Live. You can watch Up All Night with Rhonda Shear. You could catch the 700 Club on the other side of things. I'm noticing that they're coming up with more fun ideas the further they fall behind.

Right, right. And we were thinking it would be catered and there'd be women and like just whatever. First idea was take a sex doll to a movie theater. Now they're like, I don't know, let's just have some fun and watch some football. Yeah, dude, I got an idea for the losers, three-way Chinese dick trap on camera. Now it's like, what about the Bahamas, but it's all of us? And we have to like do content. And somebody else pays for it.

Yeah. Winters pay at three-day cruise. You're stuck on the doo-doo boat. I like that Mikey wants to live stream commentary, meet the press next morning. That'd be fantastic. I would love the bag is empty and he's shaking it out. meet the press coverage 10 a at 9 a.m that'd be great let's see what is that three viewers awesome so i thought doing a stream meant you would have to do like a show you're saying you just want

to stream people watching you watch other shows well i mean i think you just do whatever like i think you do a show but you're not going to like call up yeah charles haley next hour and like bill bates next hour and or are you yeah you're talking about 24 hours of content of You watch at our show, we spend 15 minutes doing virtual marble races. Live tonight at 8 on YouTube, by the way. Live tonight at 8 on YouTube. Thank you. Thank you for that.

So before picks, do you want to hit this Rivian thing that we're doing? Oh, yes. Fantastic. Hell, yeah. That's a good call, yeah. Yes, we are front trunk goofing at the state fair. This is October 11th at high noon. And with our friends at Rivian, they're given.

away 11k worth of handmade goods from craftsmen right here maybe from Clayton our technical director that does leather work in his spare time you can also want a pair of custom cowboy boots could he make us like a leather thing that you bite your mouth with like a ball and yeah can you do that no the company they're using old leather too

say it again odin leather goods that's like a high yeah I actually have heard of that they got $1,000 gift cards to Texas Heritage or the aforementioned Odin leather goods. It'll be us versus Cirque to Soroy and a cornhole front truck hole challenge.

I've never seen in my life the big game treatment applied to a part of a car. You can't say Super Bowl, you say big game. We say front truck hole instead of what the other company calls it. But you can go to rivian.com

slash big text and enter to win. That's rivian.com slash big text. Shorten that to F-hole. That's right. It's the Cornhole F-hole Challenge. So come see it. If you're out at the fair, if you're going to the game,

come hang out and all will be merry. We want all 75,000 people to come out before the game. My wife said the dumbest shit there. She's like, do you want me to bring the kids out there for that? I'm like, have you been to the fair on Texas OU Day? what do we do it's a it's a it's mayhem insanity don't the kids have to learn i don't know if you learn by losing them and having them trafficked like for three days and you're like oh my god that's back back in my day that was part of growing up what's the vacation of america man part of growing up

we'd ride our bike to the mall get get uh accosted you know it's great don't worry we'll have the national guard down here by next week yeah there you go so you got to suppress you you get accosted, suppress whatever happened, you know, don't think about it until you take mushrooms 25 years later. Yeah. Your neighbor starts to seem different in your mind. You're going to be fine. We didn't wear helmets.

All that. Yeah. So go to rivian.com slash big techs is, uh, never drank water is what we're saying. All right. So, um, do we, am I in first for the, yeah, of course I am, a 10 or no is going to give you a runaway lead. I was pretty asked the first few. How shoddy of you too? Am I in first? Yes, I'm in first. Maybe it has something to do with this. I'm in first tattoo. I got on my hand right here. I know this is boring. I don't want to keep doing it. So I feel like the smart player is to triple play the Cowboys. I'm not going to do it, but I think the Jets are the best O and 4 team you could get. Like they turn the ball over a lot and they don't get turnovers. I'm going to do your prep for you. I'm not calling the game, but thanks.

They move the ball, they stop the ball. They just don't get turnovers, and they don't, they turn the ball over. But I feel like two and a half is not enough. This should be six, right? No. It's the Jets. The Cowboys are one, two, and one. It feels like the easiest money on the board right now.

Then triple it. Triple play. Triple play. What's your other thought for the triple? I have a couple college games that I'm looking at, but they're not near as exciting, like, at all. So I, uh, all right.

We're going to go cowboy triple play. I'm not going to go to this well every single time. Two and a half is just not enough. Two and a half is not enough. Yo, what's up, it's shoty? Here's a thing. They found the formula to success. If you go man coverage, you're throwing to Pickens.

Just force feed him the ball. You make enough plays. You're happy to, you get off the field three times on defense, and you're covering a two and a half spread. Two and a half is not enough. I'm triple playing the Cowboys. They're probably due for a couple turnovers. Let's see it.

Wow. It's two and a half points against an 0 and 14. Come on. This is the last week. And here's why I'm doing this. Here's why I'm doing this. You won't even need Brandon. I know Brandon hates those games, but you won't even need him.

This is the last week I'm going to be able to do this because they're going to win after they win by three touchdowns. sounds this week. Vegas and the public will catch up, and I will no longer be able to take advantage of this market inefficiency. Give me the Cowboys minus two and a half. Next up would be our very own Mike Soroy. I love to hear you tripling the Cowboys, and you're right. Got two and a half, just too good to be true. And many men have walked up to the bed encounter in Vegas with that in their heart and mine. Especially with the Cowboys.

I am strutton like Diesel walk into the ring at Survivor Series to the window and betting the New York Jet was new and a half points.

All right. I actually have the disclaimer for you. What have you seen? Okay. Not much. I think the Cowboys defense is still a effing joke.

You're not tripling. You're just taking the Cowboys. No, no, no. I'm just taking the Jets and the points. Who would triple this game? Who would triple this game? You probably could catch up if you did triple. I mean, that's a six-game swing. He's not wrong.

I'm a patient man, a calm man, and then through attrition, the... Chip away. The tortoise beats the hair. I'll take Jets plus two and a half, and then trippy trip. Give me the fighting chargers of Los Angeles as three at home against Washington, and the returning Jane Daniels, I will take Chargers. Minus 3 is my trippy trip.

Huh. Ripple, Whipple, Play. We have a slight bit of controversy. Did you list it at three on the thing, Blake? Is that one of our big games? It's two and a half.

Two and a half. Wait. Oh, it is listed at three. It was three in the email yesterday. On the email, it's always different than the link. We're going to have to honor that then.

If there was like a two-hour gap in between, that's when the line moved. So we'll give him three Okay We'll all play it at three If anybody else wants to Or yeah we have to So play it at three

Well I'm tripling it So I'll take it at two and a half If that's on the table That's fine I mean That's what he thought he did Yeah Okay

Did he say two and a half No no I said three Leave it at three The female says three All good Well we'll win the push That's the problem Is that

The dumb zone is 90% True 10% cheat and Cirque to Soroy is more of a 50-50 split if we're all being honest cards on the table 50-50 they're into fucking magic somebody has to hold them accountable so for here we'll go two and a half

so next up we'll go back over actually let's snake draft it up next Dan Balls Bayless it doesn't matter three or two and a half right because it pushes a win so same thing okay there you go Danny you're up Esquire I like Mikey's strategy we were texting

this morning about some of the lines and cash had some questions. This is Mikey strategy via text. He says, I love making picks that just feel awful and wrong. There's something to that. No joke. And I feel like that has served him

pretty well. And when I look at this game, I see the Cowboys' injury report is about as long as Danny D's crank. but I'm still going to take them I'm not going to triple and I think that two and a half like Jake says is just a little

too minuscule for them not to cover and for the trip give me the dirty stinky Texas fucking longhorns by six and a half overflow right I like it I'm feeling it I think they're going to smash it kind of feels like they should because every Florida game I've watched has been awful. But Texas, it just feels like trusting the cowboys

as the similarities continue. Texas beat them by what, 32 last year? Yeah, now they've got a huge upgrade and quarterback, right? Do they? So, over to Ithaca zone, Dan McDowell.

Thanks, guys. For the picks. The NFC South by the way is closed for business for you i was thinking of going uh did you want to do female pov for the picks okay yeah especially since i think i can see you the bottom i can see the actual bottom of your shirt i'm here how many shots is that hotel chair taken in a hotel no kidding man just plop down on it there's been serious reverse cowgirl with you and that oh my god Run the black light over that chair.

It just blows up. You know what? Why am I sitting on this? I don't know. I will take the comforter because I brought my own comforter. Of course you did. So I'll take the comforter off the bed usually and drape it around the chair so then I can sit on that. That's the way I usually operate. Dude, it's so funny that people from Ohio, no matter where they go, have to cover their furniture to feel at home.

Either with plastic or another blanket. I'm not used to it, cloth on cloth. For the cowboy game, you say, Jake, what did you, what have you seen? You were incredulous when Soroy took the Cowboy or the Jets. And what have you seen from the Jets so far to indicate, what had you seen from the Bears to indicate that that could happen? um lions clearly former lions coordinators have the cowboy's number and i will take the new york jets getting two and a half points at home for my single that is not a triple play my triple play where i was teetering i want to go to the nfc south i know i'm looking at getting three and a half

Baker Mayfield, getting three and a half points at Seattle, a home of the famous 12th man. They invented the 12th man there in Seattle, as we all know. I'm going to be taking Tampa Bay, but I'm not going to make that my triple play. Instead, I will go with some logic that I was trying to throw down last week, and then Blake cut me off. We will go to England.

We will go across the pond. That's what they say. And a very, I don't understand the NFL rule that would not allow Pittsburgh to get there before Minnesota because they all have to be on equal footing as far as time zone. Yet Minnesota has been over there. Now it's going to be two weeks. And they're facing a Cleveland Browns team that is flying in. And they are starting a rookie quarterback, Dylan Gabriel. Do you see the Shador Sanders?

Yes, I did. Yes. Video. It doesn't really lend itself to our show, but Shador Sanders did a full three-minute, or maybe a minute and a half locker room availability as a mime. Yeah, Cash is currently doing this at the moment. By the way, what's the difference?

What's the word pantomime mean? Is that just what a mime does? Mm-hmm. with pants on. Yeah, it's a weird thing, right? You ever thought of, like, where else would you use? Anyways, yeah. So they're a mess, obviously.

It's weird. It's a weird situation. Like, if they were to start Shador, and it's weird also because Shador is still the third string listed, I think Joe Flacco is now second string. If they started Shador here, Shador fans would cry that this is such a bad spot to start Shador, or you should wait until you get bad.

Because it seems like such a bad spot to start Dylan Gabriel. Oh, yeah. Anybody who's been, who's made their personality for like a season, this quarterback should play instead of the other one knows that game all too. No, not here. That's not what I was talking about. Right. What do you want to fail?

Sabataj. You know, which we actually thought that might be a Jackson Dart problem last week when he got his first start against the, you know, red hot chargers, but they ended up winning. Anyway, I'm not picking. the Browns to end up winning. Browns' quarterbacks making their first NFL start since

they return to the NFL are zero and 16. They're 0 and 16 since they came back in 1999. That is a trend. So maybe they're due, but I don't think it'll be with tiny little Dylan Gabriel.

Give me the Minnesota Vikings minus three and a half in across the pond for my triple play hit the sounder i love it triple play triple play i feel is the game across the pond listen i was thinking the same thing you were i was very old england i was really hoping this game was in like brazil or germany or doubling last week yeah actually english tomah hotspur stadium yeah that feels like gabriel a british name uh by british you mean god

Right Angelic Godlike quarterback All right All right Blake you want to go And that's how you go

One and Nine Yeah Don't just The last of a one in nine man The cackle I'm going to take the Jets I think they can stop the run And I think

Sauce Gardner can hold down pickings The Cowboys make bad Quarterbacks look good Justin Fields are run all over the place See the last time They went to play in New York against the Jets. Give me the Jets to cover that two and a half.

That's the strength of our zone defense that you may have heard about. It's not as easy to just run on, run the quarterback whenever your D.Bs don't have their backs turn. But what if it's Justin Fields against Jack Sanborn in the open field? It won't be Jack Sanborn. It'll be that guy, James Houston. Anyway, I still like the Jets. I like the Chargers pick.

I was going to do that, but I don't want to copy. Siroy. Instead, I'm going to look out west. My dad. To our friends in the desert. I can't think of a longer plane ride than Tampa Bay to Seattle. I heard that they actually might fly east

to get there quicker. Yeah, that's a new thing. They have new planes that it's actually faster to go through China. Bucky Irving's hurt. Baker's hurt. Dan, he didn't even practice yesterday. They're not going to even sniff the Seahawks jockstrap. Give me Seattle minus three and a half

as my triple play. I think that's a great pick, Blake. Sam Donald is balls hot right now, and the baker cycle does still exist. Isn't NFL air travel probably more comfortable than your day-to-day life staying at home? Ask Blake. You know who would know.

Ask Blake. Blake does. I don't have anyone bringing me steak and chocolate chip cookies at home. It's not like they're flying on a Cessna. I don't know. They're losing time, gaining time. I don't know.

All right, well, the moment we've all been waiting for. Yeah, dude. You're betting against Baker for a triple play. Yes. No one believes in him. No. Here he is. Richard Soroy.

Richie. Thank you. The man, I mean, the thing about cash that sucks is, like, usually, like, if he's actually busy and he's not able to get his picks in, there's, like, a good reason for. He's like, I was making this documentary about, like, how they need. water in Africa I was over there with India name it you've been there whereas like when your friend is like I forgot to do my shit it's like you were too high or you just you're a bad friend but it's hard to get mad at cash complaining so much because I know he's doing

things of value and none of us are yeah nobody else is busy oh a little tension I'm slammed over here I'm underwater I'm dog paddling I can barely keep my head up to my hands up to my in alligators you like that one i had to push record on a camera well it's true no it's true i am scattered and i'm grasping at straws at this point i don't have answers uh and and my my my base my foundation is frail it's uh i feel weak i feel i feel pale there's still time buddy and that's why going to go hard this week guys for the first week in season i'm committing to my selections the jet's defense is not great i am scared blake of fields running all over the cowboys but in my flimsy creation of my plan i checked the weather it's going to be a beautiful day in new york

Dak Prescott keeps up the MVP pace and the Cowboys win fairly easily. Is it too late to change my pick? I'd like to triple the Jets now. Hey, listen, he said something there that we, I've been saying for four or five weeks because I do a show with two haters, the DAC MVP thing is, it's real. It's real. If they win like nine games, especially as, like, Lamar is playing himself out of the sympathy MVP. Who else? Who else?

Baker was awesome to watch, by the way, in the last game. I am sensitive in general right now. It's true. I'm a sensitive person. I have a false facade of strength. And you guys jab at me. It happens on my show all the time. I f-and-hate it. But it's okay. I know it comes to the territory. Oh, then you got his instrument out again. However, I am personally sensitive to somebody, over on that side of the table making a oh passionist teams from the south uh last week or whatever

so i'm using that as motivation to go out west okay jim morrison i'm getting out of my i'm getting yeah let's get a taco um let's look out west man there is one thing that i know for certain this weekend oh god that's colorado state is not going to go into san diego state West cash damn straight San Diego State minus six points my triple play yeah okay watch out for San Diego State triple triple play you know what the best thing is about me doing picks is if I go one in nine everybody just goes yeah that tracks yeah I know that's what's fun about this it's loses a little of its juice because like we're all pretty chill but like Bob was like driven crazy by doing bad at picks like it would ruin like what are people going to think of

me type thing and it's like uh with us you know i don't know nobody expects much what do you think of these picks ted i love them i love picks good i also love i also love i also love dan's twitch jacket oh dude he's effing you b bro i was looking for that all all morning yesterday like where's my jacket. That jacket has never popped like that. Oh, yeah. Damn, dude. That's a TV guy for you. He looks like a streamer. Look at that. Yeah, he does.

Got the glasses. Yeah, hit that like button and subscribe and shit. It's the worst streamer ever. All right, well, this has been a lot of fun, guys. I know, right? It's tough to do the show. He says shit and sounds like a badass. Yeah.

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I don't know, I mean, to each their own. Yeah, can I see it. uh adrian this is a fun he titled it the n if l super bowl 28 93 he must have been watching a documentary or something he did indicate that he was stone never thought about it before but had the chiefs beaten the bills in the 93 a fc championship game the cowboys versus montana in a super bowl the two dallas franchises uh would have been epic bro he also said those 90s Marty Schottenheimer chiefs were impressive

for not having a lot of Hall of Famers. We've been like relitigating the career of Marty

Schotenheimer because I don't you know Dan grew up like if somebody asked me 15, 20 years from now

to talk about Jason Garrett I feel like I would have a very like visceral I can I remember every year it seems like

you know and that's what Dan grew up with so his son being the coach here it's obviously a topic of interest we had

mentioned on the show that there was a rumor. It's on Greg Hill, former NFL running back Greg Hill's Wikipedia page. It's not entirely unsubstantiated, but the rumor was that Coach Schadenheimer was hooking up with Greg Hill's girlfriend and possibly got her pregnant. Cheez. Chad emails and says, I have another story about Marty that's 100% true. Back in the 90s, I was dating my now wife. She was a waitress at a bar and grill named, I will leave that out. Okay. Marty ended up becoming involved with the hot bartender who was in her mid-20s.

He was mid-50s. He would fly one and her other bartender to all-away games, put him in a room, give him great seats to games. Holy shit. And he was, yeah, still friends with both bartenders. Unfortunately, she's still bartends. has, quote, lost her fastball. Damn, Marty ball really hit, did that? I love it.

Yeah. Because, like, it's weird to think about Bill Belichick having sex, but for some reason not so much Marty Schottenheimer. Perhaps that's just me. You think he can lay the pipe? Yeah. Oh, he ran the ball with a reckless abandon. You don't think he could deliver?

Yeah. You know, he's a. establishing the run down there. A lot of blimp emails. A lot of blimp emails. For one thing, we heard from Travis who said that it was hovering around Allegiance Stadium

in Las Vegas where he lives. He's married to a 28-year-old and he pointed it out and she had no idea the cultural or historical importance or significant. So somewhere between like Blake's aide.

You know, also she doesn't watch a lot of sports, I would imagine. But like our wives definitely know what the good year blimp is, right? Apparently that's going away. Jameson emailed on Blimp conspiracy. Excellent. Her blimp talk yesterday, I thought you'd be interested in this conspiracy theory. Have you guys ever heard about like why we went away from blimps? The theory is that they were like,

way too efficient and that the rockefellers j p morgan rothschilds of the day were heavily invested in gasoline in uh oil and that blimps were the most fuel efficient and they were actually kind of like a luxury form of travel and uh that the powers that be shut that down to reset everything There's also an adjacent conspiracy. Have you guys ever heard of the Vanilla Sky Theory? That, like, our society was way more technologically advanced than we think. But that the history has been altered to just blank out the skies. It's a fun one.

That just sounds like a lot of work. But for the global cabal... Sure. Never got that movie, by the way. Vanilla Sky. Yeah. I don't think I ever, I don't watch. The only time I watch weird movies in my life was when I was trying to have relations with more weird girls.

Yeah. And I, yeah. The film school chick or. Right, right. You get into stuff that you might otherwise not. Just the commentary on society, man. Yeah, Garden State rules. Pairmore's awesome.

Oh. I dodged that bullet, but it nicked me. I'll tell you that. Okay, Shane. But I did. That's applicable in a lot of situations, man, for real. Think about, like, I feel like you and I, probably Blake two or three dudes who are not WT, but might have nicked me, the Whiskey Tango.

This got me to Goodyear Blimps Wikipedia page. There are currently three blimps, and they keep them East Coast, West Coast, and Akron. And Akron. Yeah, because that's where they're from. Yeah. So that keeps it to. where they don't have to go too far and they even

sometimes will transport them because you know it deflates they can transport it on like 18 wheeler but I learned that in 2011 what we have now for the good year blimps

they're not blips they're semi rigid airships as opposed to the previous which were no rigidity at all. So the pusification of America? Yeah. Even the blimps. The blimps have gone soft, not soft.

I mean, that makes sense. I mean, you don't want the wind pushing it to where it's not even close to the stadium. Well, yeah, but they did it forever and it was fine. It's probably a safety thing. Aerial coverage of downtown Seattle, 30 miles east of the stadium. It appears it over a farm. Can't try to get it back. So they have had a number of accidents, most of them in the very early years.

but we had a couple of other instances. One of the balloons in the early 2000s was destroyed simply by a tornado. So that's something you have to account for. But the funniest one I found was a guy who had flown a remote control plane into the blimp. A model airplane, a remote control model airplane. This was in September of 1990. And this is kind of like me with drones, where you see it, and you're like, mm-hmm, right. So he flew his model plane into this blimp, creating a three-foot hole, and the blimp had to make a hard landing at the nearby airport.

The guy was arrested. So anyways, down with blimp. There's some news on blimps. I got a couple here. One is really sad, and another one is, like, a follow-up. So I'll start with the sad one. I got this message from a guy. He says, my name is R.J. Harbor. I'm the father of Blair and Brook, son of Mike and Charlene. They were all killed in the 4th of July floods in Texas. He's listened to the show for a long time.

He just wants to spread some news. He's begun a foundation called the Blair and Brook Beloved Sisters Fund. It's at Blairandbrook.org, Blair with no E. And shares his email's phone number. I'm going to put this in the show notes. you're in the season of giving and would like to help a good subby who went through a tragedy. It'll be in the show notes. This is his children. His children and his parents. Yeah.

So I had a bad Picks week and I thought my life sucked. No, that's unconscionable. Like wrapping your head around it. Don't know. Yeah. I have no words other than good on you for doing something positive with it and we will help. For sure. So the follow up.

And when I say we will help, what I mean is we will donate the money that our gracious listeners gamble with. Just to see if that helps. Yeah, no, we will donate for sure. Yeah. So you did a story about a tree in Kyle, Texas. Yeah, it was being moved because it was in a, it was like 400 years old. They're trying to expand their roadways and traffic flow, and it's in the way. So Tim brings up that you left out a key detail

Okay Because people are saying like look at the history of this tree So what it blocks a road It shouldn't be moved But he said there's a monetary reason The cost to move the tree is estimated to be over $900,000 To the city Well

So then there's actually three camps here Because the people who there are people who don't want it moved at all and they're just like to leave it there and then you're going to go with people who want to cut it down which is also pretty cheap and then that third option of like hey we're going to move nobody really wants to move it

you just decided on that as a middle ground and now it's going to cost a city that I imagine doesn't have massive coffers a million dollars to move it but have you ever seen them do it it doesn't look like it would be cheap I've seen it you know you see it actually where I live quite a bit because there's a lot of old trees

and by the lake you'll see just tree in four parts on an 18 wheeler like on 114 Well my idea was to get Jeremy from Trident and Travis Gafford to just pick it up Nate from Silverback We do we roll big man

Yeah I just realize how much beef we have in our Pick it up and put it over there That was amazing a million dollars to move a tree Yeah I mean you know everything That gets bid for government is over priced obviously but i still no one's thinking to the tree it's got to change school districts i know new friends yeah it's maybe a transfer job for dogs to piss on it yeah dude where i live

they'll move a house yeah that's big news there's still there's there's still a couple houses over there that they moved that are you know got to be 150 100 150 years old and they drove it down 114 from the lake and now it's in my neighborhood it just sits there like i assume they're going to do something with it but currently nothing a couple more here points that travis had um i think i had a post on the writer cup because i heard the hardline talking about like the difference between how the americans and the europeans approach it and all that sort of thing and it does seem that, and I use the word seem heavily here, that money is a bigger part of American sports than it is European sports, but those, the soccer players make a gazillion dollars.

It just, for whatever reason, doesn't feel that way with the fans. This guy pointed out, since WWE was purchased by TKO, their ringside tickets for major events are like 35K a seat. It skyrocketed. I know you used to watch it. and a hot crowd going nuts makes the match. Do you think people paying 70,000 for two tickets are going to lose their shit for a stone cold stunner?

No. He says, but when they're in Europe, especially France, the crowd is more hype than Trump watching the fight scenes in Bloodsport. And here's why I trust this guy on his wrestling facts, because here's the end of his email. Finally, I enjoyed Hood County News because I spent about four months in their jail. I'm from Collin County, so I was unfamiliar with the fine folks out there.

But I thought I shared some medical advice I learned there. Again, we are now doing Hood County Jail medical advice. Okay. God. According to a fellow inmate, and by the way, this is not the grossest thing you'll hear in viewer mail today. If you ever want to know if your girl has the clap. Okay. All you got to do is gather some of your earwax just before you do a little dix.

little and if she reacts like it burns she's got it i stood there in complete shock who the f has just globs of earwax waiting to be used in a pap smear well in hood county and he said in second i know that even when the girl said it burned he did not hesitate to raw dog the ass out of it god hood county news i told you this wasn't the grossest thing you would hear in viewer mail today. Do you have anything else, Blake? I don't. You want my end? Try to top that.

This is from Chris. I meant to send you this story before. But if you've wondered if it's only men who shove stuff inside of them that gets end up, that ends up requiring medical care. We had the mango story last week. I don't even remember how that came about. Who had the mango and the V? How did Dan have that story?

I think just an email. well this guy's got a follow up hey uh where is that back over here he says i have an uncle who was a doctor in a smaller town late on a saturday night he was called into emergency surgery when he got there he uh he learned that it was a teenager he says we'll assume she was 18 plus i mean we're reading the email who had inserted a catfish in her puss The catfish was not stuck in there. Well, I mean, it is a catfish. Hey, Jake.

D.B. Ted. But when she pulled it out, the spines got stuck and broke off in there. It's just like a loony tune, eating a fish, except the bones are still there. Catfish stings are common on hands and can be painful and sometimes cause infection. normally the stings need to be thoroughly rinsed with water and spines removed with tweezers this was obviously more complicated it turned out that she did this as a dare from friends as they were partying and fishing at the lake the girl's family is wealthy and respected in town her mother was present at the hospital but the dad stayed away just needed to put some earwax

on it. There you go. How'd they get the smell out of the fish? Hey! Blow him up. Blow him up. We'll be right back, folks. The Dumsah, Dumsah, Dumsah, Dumson.

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seat on the charter. I'm not on the Cowboys Charter. I'm not. Because you're there to offer a big time like Blake. You know, he's in the back pocket as he fades the Cowboys every week. I mean, yeah, when the spread is what it is

and listen, the Cowboys spread is, I was talking with Mike Golick who had the game on Westwood One. He was the analyst for their broadcast and he's like, there's no comparison across the league. And I figured that. I haven't been to every NFL stadium. Golick has. And they're

like, I mean, everything they offer. And it's just, yeah, come back again. You want to load up another play? Like, Blake, if you brought Tupperware, I really think you could make that work. I got to do it. You have to somehow make that work. Yeah, they probably have ones that look less conspicuous, you know? Like, it's not just like a generic, bright pink top with a clear. You might have like a little lunchboxy looking thing that looks like what

guys with Patagonia wear. You know what you do? You separate your trips. Like, have your, you know, have your meal. But, oh, yeah, I'm bringing something to, you know, so-and-so who's down at the other end. It's your to-go box. Yeah. And you just bring it home.

I would never do with Dan here because he would really be like what are we spending our time on but I find this interesting because you're in good shape and Blake's in decent Dave Blake's in good shape actually and I think for you a lot of it is diet like you're working out six days a week

so I have sort of adopted the half I go all the way both right so I think to myself if I can eat broccoli for breakfast every day then there is no like later on if I have a meal

that's just dog-ass, like calorie and health-wise. And I'm, and I do that. Then later on, I'll have, like, a piece of fish for a snack. And then I'll, like, have cheeseburgs. What is this, Dan over here? But, like, half and, I don't, it's, it's too much for me to try to make consistent, like, good decisions. So I just make great ones and the worst ones. Well, yeah, when you're at camp and ordering Popeyes at 11 p.m. or whatever it was.

Yeah. Perhaps it's just that I'm an addict. This is like the way For me it works Like I have to have the cheeseburger I can't be feeling bad about that ever The hardest part for me Is after a game

I am exhausted And I am so hungry And you know Sometimes you make that bad decision Where you order Instead of just the You know Six to eight wings

You get the party pack I don't need all of this and your eyes are so much bigger than your stomach You've been doing this for so long Like I still get a dopamine hit after the game Like if we've done well And I just want to celebrate with like ice cream Or something to where like

I've done a good job It's a reward what have you But and then you walk into the room And there's just a dessert table Yes There's ice cream What other NFL stadium offers a post game spread For media

You've got to take it on top of it. That's right. And that's right. The taps are open after the game. Like, Burline, come on, man. Dude, I got to, I got to get on him. I will help. We cannot beat traffic.

I will help. No, you can't beat traffic. Let's just go sit and shit. That was proven. You knew that. And now he gets it. And so in a couple of weeks when they're back home, trust me. I'll try to sell them on it, too.

A quick viewer mail follow-up, because we actually got the follow-up right before the show or maybe during the show. Blake, try to explain this to me. Somebody said, hey, just making sure you got the $862 in your Venmo. Yeah, see, that was... And I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about, but... I was really glad to get that email because it was yesterday, yeah, we had a $862 Venmo deposit, and, you know, I'll see these come in for sit-ins, but I had no context for what

this was, and there's like pitchfork emojis in this. and it says still need your address for the poster and so I was just going to give it a few days maybe this guy would email in or what have you but then sure enough he did from Nicholas and Jake and I were not attached to the original email but we did get the follow-up and basically what this guy did was

fade TCU because I picked them last week during picks and this guy must be an Arizona state fan He says on Thursday and Friday, I found myself shaking my head as I listened to the likes of Blake and Jared Sandler saying Arizona State was, in quotes, not good. Josh Hoover, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because of this, I placed a sizable hedge to Blake's used to work for them pick of the week. Okay. I placed a money line pick that also won because you forgot about Sam Fing Levitt.

Oh, yeah. How can you forget about Sam Levitt? And here it is. Yeah, his, he waited nearly $1,500 and won about $900 of it. He used some of that to buy a Sam Levitt, Arizona State poster. Framed. It's $138. He sent the image.

It's a framed. Who has a Sam Levitt poster? We do now. We do now. Yes. Amazing. So, yeah. Good dude.

He gave us his winnings and we get a Sam Levitt poster. Put it next to the Baker fathead over. This is really, really weird. Thanks, Nick. But I'll take it. Yeah. Um, all right, you want to do some news, Blake? As soon as I can find it.

That's okay. Because I was looking at this sweet Sam Levitt poster. It is a sweet Sam Levitt poster. Here's Jane with the dumb zone news. And I think this is probably appropriate. We're going to mention Frankl and Frankel here because there's a lot of people getting personally injured in the news every day. 214, 817, 333, 33, 33. they've got all the expertise and experience in the world.

They've got people who used to work for the insurance companies. They're going to take care of you. So hit them up. Franklin Frankel for your personal injury needs. Just a quick hit to start things here. A guy who is headed straight to the Dumzone News Hall of Fame, Johnson County Sheriff Adam King. Oh, yeah.

He's the one who you wouldn't want to know what he would have done to you in his younger days. younger days if you were a female in his office he's uh he's charged with sexual harassment false uh or excuse me we'll get to that sexual harassment abuse of power oppression by sexual harassment retaliation against a witness and now i believe he was arrested arrested this morning um as he was arraigned last night for uh lying to a grand jury. You always forget they're going to tack that on as you're trying to... I hate it when my parents did that.

Oh, yeah. And you lied about it, too. You get one lick for what you did, and then two licks for lying about it. Shouldn't you be, like, proud that I have self-preservation? And, like, I know... Like, in the animal world, this would work well for me. I thought I deserved it until they said that. Like, just get over yourself.

Get it over with. So one of the, the lie that they're focusing in on is it is provable now that he changed the work schedule of one of his accusers after she came forward. And that is retaliation. And he lied about that. You know, they're going to find the schedule. Like, I don't know. There's stuff you can lie about, like when it was just you and her in the room, go for it. maybe she has a recording and you're screwed but stuff they're just going to like find the paperwork

I don't know hashtag not smart no no and and hashtag don't believe all sheriffs not all right this story caught my eye uh I'm not like super familiar with all of the private schools in Dallas so I don't know which ones are like elite and which ones are just you know your normal church school, but this is... Garland Christian. St. Pius X Catholic School and Church in East Dallas. Now, do they say St. Pius the 10th? I don't know.

I would think St. Pius the 10th, yeah. That's just a really wordy name for a school. But St. Pius... I've heard of that school in Houston. They've turned out some good players through the years. I haven't heard of the one in Dallas. So this one is in East Dallas. Okay.

And they had a bronze tiger statue. Which is their mascot. Now, in my head, I'm like, I am aware that it is a homecoming season and that there's a lot of that ho-co going on because I went to, I made the pretty brutal mistake. I mean, how would I have known, I guess? Uh-oh. But I went to the movies in South Lake Town Square last night. And if you live in South Lake, homecoming is a week-long event, right? apparently because Wednesday night

it was nothing but teens is this where women get the birthday week idea because of homecoming week or it's that or the other way it's that women plan homecoming dude are you saying it already with your kids at school and oh this this day dress up

like this and Tuesday do this and Wednesday you can also pay money to go March in the homecoming parade right as a little cheerleader yeah again Dallas Wings I don't know I'm not going to pay for that

But anyways that's the first thing I thought I see school gets its statue Of its mascot stolen But in Comments to DPD they're like Yeah it's bronze This is just Somebody's gonna boost it

Like it's gonna get melted down Apparently that's Something that's You're just able to do Like I give you a bronze statue And I'm like Give me what you got I don't think you're coming back with 10K, which is what they say it would take.

It's worth. I guess they got the guys on camera. They do have them on camera, and it's a long, it's like 30 minutes long. And they do the classic Looney Tune thing of when they, they're yanking on the tiger statue so hard that when they pull it, the guy like, fuck back. But yeah, they just sawed it out with a saw and then rode off with a bike. That doesn't appear. Did you guys have stories like that at your high schools? Like.

I mean, people doing pranks. Yeah, well, we stole. Somebody, the legend at Richland was somebody, they had, Haltham had a, like, large buffalo. And it wasn't even a statue. I feel like it was almost like a, uh, Clayton, the word. It's on the wall. Like taxidermy or?

Taxidermy, like buffalo. Stuffed? Yeah, but it was big. Yeah. I guess stuff, but stuff kind of implies plush. That had been stolen multiple times for homecoming week. Or they would like on ours, like mess with the bonfire. Don't mess with the bonfire.

Yeah, or I remember a big one was at the fence, in the fence outside of the softball fields, somebody had put the styrofoam cups, great bit for homecoming week. And it just said like F. Richland or. something and you drive right by it every day or for a couple days awesome but i i wonder if this is still happening i bet like even senior pranks have died down yeah everything you do they're like yeah we're just going to arrest you and put you in jail or give you a terrace charge the year before i graduated i remember oh yeah that senior class before you they filled the hallways with sand yeah it's like what's the point uh nuisance uh to to have people i'll

I'll tell you how I thought about it as I was planning our hit. It was, and this is juvenile thinking, of course. But in my mind, it was like, this is going to take them a lot of time to clean up. I'm going to waste their time. Problem is they're going to make you clean it up, which is what happened. Not if they don't find me. You lie about it. In my head, it was like, look, they've been wasting my time for four years.

They'll waste a little of their time. Because nothing we were doing was all that harm. You know, it was dead animals and crickets. Yeah, that's pretty good. We just had a stink bomb raid. See, I'm really bad for, it was in junior high. And my English teacher, like, was outside at the little ice cream truck that sold them to the kids and just cussing this guy out during, like, after a class, after school

and everything. And we were just like, geez, Ms. Jones, like, we're just trying to have a little fun. Stink bomb's no big deal. yeah the shady character of the ice cream truck selling you the cigarettes candy cigarettes i remember teachers being would you get that ice cream truck uh sunday night speaking of my upbringing we had a shooting at a bar during the cowboy game in north richland hills no one was injured um several patrons restrained the subject or suspect until police got there the affidavit says that the gentleman

became agitated when he presumed another patron was looking at him while watching Sunday night's game. He wasn't just upset about the tie. Right. Yeah, I don't know. Like a tie, I bet has the least amount

of shootings. Because you don't know if you can feel happy enough to fire a gun or sad enough to shoot somebody. Right. Yeah. Or mad enough. So, yeah, I don't know, I mean, I, I can imagine at which point this happened, you know, probably converting the fourth down on the drive, the last drive. Yeah.

It is just, like, I'll just say this. I'm not, this is not a commentary on guns, whatever. It's more like just the bar setup. Like, I've always thought it odd, of course, when it comes to blue laws that you can, like, walk into this bar that opens at 11 a.m. and they will start serving me liquor, but I can't go to a place next store, buy

that, and go home to watch the game. But, like, I can your option is going to have me driving drunk. It's going to have me around other drunk people, which increases the likelihood of conflict. Like, at home, it's whatever. So the setup is you can

have a gun, you can go to a place, you can get hammered. What happens from there is whatever. but we're going to put on like this gladiator sport we're going to get you all hammered that you probably have money on you probably you've probably already spent the winnings there's another guy who needs another outcome for him to be able to pay his mortgage and if you have a gun that's your business we don't know we don't care we just hope it all works out that's a you know you're asking i guess what i'm saying is good on us for this not happening more often are you

okay? I'm trying. Oh man, that one is that bad. I've been plowing through for like the last 90 seconds. I don't know what happened. You put the Twitch jacket on. Yeah, it's the curse of Dan's jacket. God damn. Dan did have a cough. I'm the vape guy over here. Look at me.

I don't know, man. Fresh as a bird. Try to get this Ozarka. Get down the wrong pipe, so to speak. A local strip club with a very funny name that also kind of portends what happens

in this story. Chica's Bonitas Yeah? Was rated by ice. Hmm. And 29 of the people working there are suspected of

illegally working at the club. They're also because of that charging several of the people there with human trafficking. And like, I don't know. The strip club. I don't know.

I don't. You somebody. Come on, man. Come on. Our last safe space. Chikas Bonitas, pretty girls, obviously. Yeah. Like, if you're in a foreign land and you see a strip club called pretty girls, like, are you just gravitating to that?

Yeah. And I also, well, I'll say this. I'm gravitating towards it if I'm looking for Americans. All right. And I wouldn't be. Spoilers. That's why we're traveling. But that I think is

They're saying like We got Latinas bro And we got nothing but Latinas And apparently they had Authentic True Farm to table Poon

I love the Google reviews No you're okay That's a great idea Interesting Great music Great atmosphere Setting

It's a better setting It's a better setting trash, no customer service at all. Wow. Another one. This place is a hole in the wall. And by the way, the first image that pops up here... Is it like some nachos or something or a barteridia? They look like tacos alpastor.

So, I mean, it's kind of like the lemon pepper wings, the sweet loo in Atlanta, Magic City, right? Get those... And like, maybe they're known for the cuisine on top of the beautiful women. Yeah. It's very possible. I mean, I'm not a strip club guy enough to know. I've never eaten at a strip club. I'll put it to you like that. But you do hear from people that are like, hey, you know, the nice ones actually have really, I mean, you've got to, the type of people who are going in there have a lot of money at the high end one. Jason says, six months ago, I went on a Friday night. They had plenty of beautiful girls there. I will definitely be back. Language barrier was not an issue. Yeah, that's nice. They were very accommodating, even though there was nobody who spoke English fluently.

You make it work. You fake it till you make it. What are you deep in over there? This guy wouldn't even put his name on this. He said the girls were decent, but got called out twice, once in which I was drunk, so I don't blame them for touching the girls. Okay, so he was drunk and he got caught. The second, I was called out by the DJ that just plays regular songs. He's saying this guy doesn't, isn't important to call me out.

You're not adding anything to the atmosphere. How am I supposed to tip them when they're basically extending their underwear out for me to tip them? There were more unattractive women than attractive, but there were a few smoking hot Latina chicas. The price is decent, too, compared to other places. I had some good hands-on lap dances. That's from Ephraim. I think these places need to just have you read their positive reviews and let that be their marketing.

What's your experience in voiceover work? Well, I don't think it'd be very good right about now after that coughing fit. And not after. You're in it. Let's be clear. Have you ever read like for children's books or anything? No, no. Anybody, I mean, people would approach you. No?

I'd be open to talking about anything. Even Chicas Bonitas. And then let's see here. Where else do we want to go? Ooh, yeah, this is a wild one. An hours-long standoff in Louisville involving SWAT. Police be, get a call regarding a welfare check on an individual who is suicidal. and you've got to be like setting the bar at that point of like all right like this is action but this is i'm

not in danger here right like when officers arrived they had a suspect outside the residence suspect begins firing at the officers and goes back inside armored vehicle gets there suspect comes back outside firing at that goes back inside and then he comes outside and is take it into custody without incident. Pretty sweet, right? The suspect was transported to a hospital at a gunshot wound during the incident, but doesn't know if it's self-inflicted

or the officers, but he's going to live. So the officers go inside, and they found a woman dead. She had sustained an apparent gunshot wound. So, you know, we don't know. I mean, it's the Occam's Razor is the guy killed his girlfriend and then was suicidal and was losing it out there. But I always do think of the like murder suicide that didn't complete, like, perhaps they had an agreement. And then, I mean, that has to happen.

Like not all of, there's not 100% hit rate on. you go and I go. So what if you're somebody who does that, and then you freak out? And maybe you call the cops and now you're, do I want to die? I don't want to die by my own hand. Does somebody else want to do this for me? I mean, I don't know that the judge is going to care. Yeah.

But that has to be something that happens. Unless they're just like the most committed people. But, Your Honor, we had a deal. Yeah. Yeah, I swear she was just telling me. and then just some awful confusing news that perhaps like with Keller trying to effectively segregate their district or you know this happens with school closures sometimes or the cracker barrel branding there's a chance the public can save this but as of right now October 7th the tragedy continues as Chili's will cancel Skillet Casso.

No way. I was shocked. Easily one of the top five items in restaurant iconic item history. Yeah, you steal the pot holder thing? Yes. Oh, yeah. What girl, or probably, you know,

dude, if you had a stick. Like, I knew people, that's under the... Yeah, the turn signal and stuff. Turn signal, gear shift, either way. It's been on the menu for 35 years. Um, I just don't, I don't know. The chief marketing officer for Chili's with his backwards hustle here, I don't believe any of it. This is the problem with, you know, the way that everything works, right?

Whether it's social media or the government telling, I don't believe, we can't believe anything from anybody, you know, both sides. This guy says that customers express dissatisfaction with Chili's cano, uh, case a lot. for the last few years. Just the phrase chili's queso lineup makes me laugh. Yeah, they had the beef queso, and they had added the white skillet caseo, a veggie option. Everybody loved the orange casso. Yeah. With the beef, come on, man.

Iconic. Get your french fries with your hamburger and dip those in them. Yes. There's not an item I won't. Give me a turkey club. I'll scoop that on there. That's a great call. I'll dip a tender in there.

Yes. Dude. Why not? yes so good and yet they say that skillet casso accounted for only one percent of total sales now that's but i promise you if you removed alcohol from that and said just food items yes it would be higher but still it's that's how why is that the logic to cancel it if it only accounts it's people like it that's why you're not are you losing money on queso yeah How's that possible?

Right. And so this new bullshit queso is made with American cheese, cheddar cheese. I don't give a fuck what it's made with. I don't know what the old stuff was made with. I just know it was in a kit. It was in a skillet. What color is it? It sounds orange.

Onions, green chilies, and lime. It is vegetarian. Bullshit. This new queso, quote, finally gives guests the queso they deserve. We had the caseo they deserve. There's like. very few things in life where the item we have is like you know what we deserve that we worked for that

to staple of my youth you know they started when they went away with the original recipe for the crispers a few years ago yeah that was yes that was a blow to the system and you had to be thinking they would they they wouldn't they would not go to that level how are we going to politicize this

and maybe we maybe we politicize it by all being on the same side. This is unity. Politicize is incorrectly used to mean division. It doesn't have to mean that. You politicize it by coming together and standing for something. And I swear to

God, if this is a publicity stunt. There are some things that aren't sacred. It's still here. Tony said about golf, it is sacred. The thing that gets me is the name. Southwestern Koso. What about American and cheddar cheese

is Southwest. That's some middle America bullshit and I won't stand for it. Also, your restaurant is called Chili's. They only grow those in the Southwest. We already know it's from the Southwest. You don't need to say it. Just be who you are. Just because Diane in

fucking Wisconsin doesn't like the skillet caseo and want something that's more palatable. That's a good point. That's what the problem is here. That's exactly what the problem is here. Because I saw Bill Burr defending his set and his appearance at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. And I haven't heard it.

I don't know the context. There's very little he could say that could change my opinion on what they're doing there. But he's like, yeah, you know, I expected it was going to be a lot more how people probably imagine Saudi Arabia. And he's like, oh, you know, they've got a Burger King and fuck, they even have a Chili's. If I find out that we're dumbing down the chili, the Chili's casso for the Saudi Arabians or the, anybody else besides a very specific region of the U.S. I'm going to be pissed. Are there any more?

Here we go. We understand that some guests have a lot of love for our skillet beef and white skillet casso, but we also recognize there was room for improvement. Go fuck yourself. No. No. Low sales numbers told us that our guests were clearly looking for a better queso from Chili

so we set out to develop an improved option. Now this, what we have here Felix, I can't remember his title. This is throwing out the baby with the bathwater because I do recall going to a Chili's seven or eight years ago and thinking this,

the queso was a little bit different. It was still in a skillet though and the premise was the same. You keep the skillet, you keep the beef and you improve that product somehow. But making your queso just like everyone else's, because guess what, Mexicans will do the other one better. They will.

What made yours unique was that it was not even really a Tex-Mex item. Yeah, it's very unique. Idiots. They're going to bring it back. Oh, what are you going to do next? March. What do you got next? Medium shelf margaritas?

Don't want them. I come to you for one reason. Since the fall of 23, Chili's culinary team in Dallas worked on a new queso recipe. You're trying to tell me that, hey, I'll pull up. They tested it on 300 consumers in Atlanta. And 70% of them.

Don't come here and test wings. I wouldn't be the expert. 70% what? Picked the Southwest Caso over the skillet beef casso. Also, I promise you they were doing some bullshit where they were not putting them both in a skillet Or they were putting the skillet, the skillet caseo needs to be in the skillet needs to be bubbling in the skillet. And you need to be breathing in like old cigarette aroma. Right.

Oh, you could smoke in there. I forgot. Oh, my God. Is it cigarettes or did they pour too much water on the fajitas? Don't know. Who knows? But either way, they pair perfectly with this queso in a skillet. It will be sold four ways, the new casso, as an appetizer.

as part of the dip trio as a side to the fajitas and atop the new chicken, bacon, ranch nachos. Side but the chasos are probably fire, but I don't know. I mean, I, well, I don't ever order a side with my fajitas, but I leave some. Bring back my queso. I used to get south-west. Bring back my queso.

Bring back my casso. I would get southwest egg rolls. Bring my casso. And then an old-timer burger. Yeah. Damn. And that was like 15 bucks max. Yes.

If you got a soft drink. Yeah. I think we lost Clayton. Yeah, no. It's, I understand it. This is his lucid trade. All right. There's your news.

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Want to wish a happy 25th birthday to my sister Lauren. She was telling P1s to B1. Now she's running the zone. Her leaders are conspiracy theory. Blake, TC, because he recognizes the greatness of unreleased Charles Manson music and Jake for going hard in the paint. More T.C. More gummy thoughts.

Less chappy from Cray. Well, you play a small bed. It felt weird, but I think he's not, he hasn't been playing a bed. I know, but I'll tell you. Okay. I'm not approaching the throne. This?

No, not this one. You know the controversy over that one. What's the controversy? Well, it appeared in our, it's a long story, but it appeared in our Open for Business video a couple years ago. Yes, okay. I think it's also used as hold music somewhere, but I can't, but you got to have something. Especially if you're delivering it, frankly.

Is it copyright protected? No, it's just a noise. No, okay. It doesn't sound like bed music. It sounds like hold music. Play it and let him decide. Because it's... Don't let me bog you down.

No, no, we're well bogged. That feels like hold music to me. Okay. It doesn't move forward. Yeah. I don't know how to explain that. We're just holding. We're just holding.

We're not progressing. We have no momentum. Out of a bed that moves it forward. So any other... Let's do this. A little Lindsay Sterling. We can't do, we're going to get in trouble. We're talking about it.

Stop, stop, stop. Why can't I have any fun with this show? Listen, I want you to have all the fun of the world that I don't even care about it making money. But once I learned that they, they like shadow ban us if we play copywritten music, we got to stop. You can't play Eye of the Untold Her, Blake. Sorry. It was not that one. Oh, okay.

What? Do you not understand the concept here? This is from a well-known thing Sorry, sorry, didn't mean this YouTube don't shadow bad us, man, please This will work Fine, NFL music I mean, I've got more of these songs if you want

Here, pull me up Be back a proof year To chat a buck and use the bitch and what I hear about You hear my 30 basketball And Teddy is on the call Ted Eric calling everybody's game But this ain't no fucking game Yeah, I love it.

All right. Go ahead, Blake. Wow. Now what? I don't know. Just do it dry. I mean, I've already done the thing of pointing it out, which is a very bad move on my part. Raw dog birthdays.

Raw dog birthdays. Or not. That's cool. Go for it. Just don't over this. Read something about somebody's family being dead. Dear Lawrence of Herlavia. That's one of the best.

Wow. That's really good. That's really good. Today is my Jesus Times Mike on the Packers' birthday, and I'm writing in myself because my friends won't. Leaders are Dwight Owl, Dennis Smith Jr.'s God-given talent, which I was reminded of recently. Back in 2012, he posted, everybody has God-given talents. Mine just happens to be slinging this wood in my pants. Lottery pick, baby.

Also, Cody Campbell's Checkbook. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Speaking of Texas Tech, yep. If we have the power of drops, would love a William Pace serenade, thanks and kick it from 70 from Landry. The Great Landry. Hope this is the right email. Want to send a birthday shout out to my heterosexmate Jason, aka the Seatown Ass Clapper, aka the Johnson County Glazer, aka the White Kerry Von Erick.

For his birthday, he wants Jake to host another woke high school football game broadcast. This is William Pace. Yes. A virtuoso. A woke high school football game. Yeah, I guess I wasn't aware of that. Did you do one? We did a game with, oh, that's right.

So me, Donovan, and Sean Bass. did a game one time and I think it might have been somebody asked us to do it because something happened to their broadcasts good grief oh no god we were falling I thought you fixed it

we fixed it but you guys notice oh you're back to the computer I got the big boy back so it's running like a damn champ I just got to get all the setting straight let me look into that for you Blake already dear the Lamar Hunt of the cunning stunt writing to wish a dumb zone

devotee Brian Hotshot Barron to happy birthday. He woke him up in that special way, thrice. His bleeder is Donovan, and his leaders are a heart-attack man, the roast twins, Chappi, and OJ Simpson's very high-level fantasy football advice. Just the right amount of Sarah Heppala,

more Julie, more recording spouses' reaction to outlandish requests. Keep doing what you're doing, Playboy, and chase that money. RIP Dutch Pinnameter, Pilo, and Plano. Good, dude. Very good, dude.

And I have the story now here. Okay. So this was a game between Arlington, Sagine, and Cleburne, and the guy from, oh, man, the guy from Sigeen, oh, excuse me, let's start over, the guy from Cleburne, and that's going to make a lot more sense. The guy from Cleburne at Jacketradio.com had to step down after he called Arlington Sigeen's cheerleaders. um the coogros now that is the cooers okay don imas

yeah he's doing a uh like i was never certain if white people were allowed to say w ig er

and he is using uh you know coogros and the cougar part is the mascot not like hots so that one's nailed down the grows part it's pretty pretty obvious there he was asked by the fort worth star telegram and he said i have nothing to say

about it so apparently what we did as we went and did a broadcast for arlington sagin it was a lot of fun yeah i remember that now yeah uh i'm checking here if i want to make sure i keep my alt-right cred good i was not asked for comment here because my partners were a guy that didn't understand the power of the microphone said terrible things about cheerleaders players and insulted a community i just thought we have this signal we have the manpower why not do something for them and fun for us from sean bass and that is a sentiment that i mean i was happy to do it i also am not about to say boy they really hurt the community here i think all of it was enjoyable were the three of you all in the booth together yes it was mayhem yeah they

didn't make us, I mean, I actually did kind of try to treat it like. You watched Huddle and. And I've always wanted to do that before. Like, I would love to be able to have, but I'm, I didn't play, you know, so, but I would love to be able to be a high school analyst. One day. Come do a game. Seriously.

Argyle. Oh, my God. I was doing it in the stands when I went to the game Friday night. Like, I was just, I was talking to my son like he was listening. Like, I was bricked up watching. Argyle has a Not that many people use Like a tight end H-back flex like this

But they just had a big kid And they would throw a screen And I don't even know what we're calling that screen anymore That has the kids backpedaling But that shit is lethal We didn't have that But it's a flare With you're throwing the back

Or the slot open To his like playside But he's backpedaling when he catches the ball It's a bubble It's a bubble But it feels like like bubble you're standing still or you know in a tunnel working back to the

ball this one just looks weird no that's a that's a legit bubble you see so many smoke screens you know the yeah or slip the quick the quick stuff yeah it's just an RPO with the safety's too far back you throw it and then he's back peddling trying to get behind his other receiver blocking well he

was well behind by the time he put the foot in the ground and goes upfield and now everyone else is just hunting yeah and they have a kid who's like a receiver who He's huge. Yeah, I think you're Bradenbach. Yeah, he's going to TCU.

And just, he's just picking people off in the secondary. It's ridiculous to watch. I would love. We're going to do a game together one day, Jake. I'm calling it now. We're going to do a game together. In this situation, do I have, like, terminal cancer? And it's like, this will make a wits?

Like, I'm trying to figure out, like, why else that would. You're like a real broadcaster. Like, in the event that I'm, like, hooked up to a machine. Hugh Freeze. Brit me that wish. In the booth, in the bed. If you want a full circle moment, our gal is playing Arlington Sigeen next Thursday night if you're free. How about that?

How about that? All right. Our last one is a follow-up. This is from our buddy Andrew Plum, who I think we have a couple outstanding bets out with. Shit, I knew he was going to come knocking. This is not the Cowboys one. He said, let me read you this is from about a month ago. I have an offer I'd like to extend to the show.

Beginning October 1st, I'm offering the dumb zone. $100 on the first of every month, forever, in exchange for never having Sarah Heppela on your show ever again. I thought we'd already address this. Well, he was following up today. Today's October 1st, second yesterday was the first. We didn't work. So, yeah, I think we're going to deny this, but he just wanted to follow up. Yeah, we're going to have to deny that one.

I think, I don't know, Andrew that well. He makes me laugh. He gave me phenomenal Ninja Creamy recipes for gains. let me tell you the biggest one they got the little ridges in the bottom of the container right just kind of like probably your neutral bullet or whatever has that

like that plastic container has ridges in it if you dump protein powder in there it will stick so you need to put your water or your milk or whatever in first and then he was also like he told me to freeze it with the top off

you don't think about that but you put that top on there first of all it's bitch to get off and now there's a ring of garbage. Great tips. I also think he hates women. Got a cool golfing simulator.

And a lot of guys who have that hate women. A lot of guys who know how to make the best protein ice cream. Like, I'm just not surprised Andrew Plum is like, enough of this broad. I'll pay to make her go away. Checks out. Okay. Now, the cowboy bet he's probably going to win. On this day in history.

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it's probably best for you guys not to think about stories like that the reality is for like a 10 year period i was at high risk relative to the public for dying in a car accident by sheer matter that i put 130,000 miles on my car every year truth is ted emrick a lot more likely to die in a plane crash than anyone else in here It's unfortunate, but... But Blake has the seat on the charter. Yeah, it's football, though.

I mean, if we're talking, if we're being real here, Jared Sandler is like, the Grim Reaper is outside with the level of flights you have to take for baseball. And it's a smaller plane than the Cowboys. You ever hear Dan's LeBron's story? I don't know if that's fully true or not, but that he was playing cards on the plane, like his rookie or second year. Yes, yes. Plan's like total chaos, and here's Carlos Boozer crying.

Yep. And LeBron's like, deal the eff in hand. Yep. The plane doesn't go down with LeBron James on the plane. Unreal. In 1988, police go to Mike Tyson's New Jersey home after he is hurling furniture out of the window and forces his wife Robin Givens and her mother to flee the house. Five days later, they filed for a divorce.

I don't remember this story. Man, I don't either. I've never heard that. What year? 19888. I mean, I don't know. I think he's got a flora. blood the zone type rap sheet that there's really nothing that i it all just kind of runs together

he was not good to women okay get that straight blake if we ever have time i want to replay that tyson and that little kid interview i uh i have it ready for you because like some people they say you should listen to something spiritual or read something spiritual like every day that's that's it you play that yeah it was straight poetry is I mean, it is Frederick Tyson. In 2002, Jake, the Washington, D.C. sniper attacks began, setting off a frantic manhunt lasting three weeks. John Williams. What was his name?

John Allen Muhammad. There you go. Lee Boyd Malvo. And there was a lot of speculation that... Muhammad, one name. Lee Boy Toy Malvo. Uh-oh. Like, they might have been...

Yay. Might have been doing something else in the car. Which is actually only interesting from the standpoint that, like, there's a possible... Like, John Allen Muhammad was like a sociopath manipulating, like, this kid type. He was... Leaport Malvo was young when this was going on. What year did you say it was? 2002, he was 17, 16 years old.

Finally, killing 10 people wounding three others. With how scared I was of this, you could have said they killed a thousand people. Yeah. I would say for a period of time, like if you were to, like 9-11 was obviously culturally society, way more impactful. But like a week after 9-11, in my world, people were not worried about getting attacked by terrorists. When this was going on, the entire country.

was freaked out for days on end because people were getting snuffed like pumping gas ugh Muhammad executed in 2009 Malbo was sentenced to life in prison yeah and to your point check in 2012 Malbo claimed that Muhammad had sexually abused him

oh I didn't even know that but that tracks you know it's a god man being a vulnerable sucks let's move on to a better story and I'm so Surprise Dan took today off. Because in 2009, on this day, a man accused of stalking ESPN reporter Aaron Andrews and secretly videotaping her inside our motel room, hotel room, was arrested at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport.

Michael David Barrett later pleaded guilty to interstate stalking and was sentenced to two and a half years in federal prison. Okay. I mean, I can do it here. I get it. I think if it's the, for the purposes of, like, the Man Act, like, why they want that to be a federal crime. But, like, if it's overseas, like, over state lines. But what does that have to do with anything? Like, hey, bud, you were, you were horny enough to cross state lines?

It's a little too horny. Federal offense. We can't just have you out there. That's federal. Yeah. Go to prison. In 2011, Dallas had its largest lead blown in a loss in franchise history. What year?

2011? 2011. Oh, the Stafford. The Lions game? Lions. No, that was, no. Frittering away a 24.3 point third quarter cushion in a 3430 loss to the Detroit Lions. There you go.

The game we were just talking about. Megatron. No. Another one. This was the home game. Okay. Where I think if Romo had just taken three knees. didn't Bobby Carpenter have an interception

If that's the game we're thinking of, then yes He did, but I didn't know they were up that big in that game Oh yeah, I remember this game Pretty well And then in 2019, a Dallas jury sentenced White former police officer Amber Geiger To 10 years in prison A day after convicting her of murder

And the killing of her black upstairs neighbor She said she had mistaken his apartment for her own Yeah insane perplexing story because that to me felt like it was happening in the middle of a lot of other cases that were clearly different not to say she wasn't like to blame or responsible in some way for it beyond just like an accident but like that got grouped in with like line of duty coverups for like police violence that's not the same to me You're right.

It was 273 when Barbie picked that pass off and took it to the house. That's what started the whole thing. Wow. Weddings on this date in 2004. Actress Katie Seagall marries the shield writer Kurt Sutter. That's a power couple. You're interested in that? I am.

I'm interested in her. It's Peg Bundy, bro. Birthdays today, former Maverick Tyson Chandler is 43. Wow. And I think he's no longer with him, right? He's not coaching Derek Lively anymore? No, I don't believe so. I think that was a, it was kind of an informal deal,

but from what I've heard, everybody from the old is out. Hmm. I mean, he was never formally on staff, but. Yeah, it was always an unofficial deal. I wonder where he lives. Awesome Richards. 25. Now on the Saints. Damn. I totally miss that.

That they picked him up. Everyday Eddie Gordardo is 55. Phil Kessel is 38. Mark Rippin, 63. You want to know a fun Mark Rippin story that was in like SI for kids? Do you have any stories like that that you have no reason to remember? Yeah. Kevin Garnett's 611. because his nickname in middle school was 6-11 or something like that.

Okay. Mark Ripon also could be fake, but I think Mark Ripon's son had cancer. And Mark Ripon shaved his head like bald. You know, and people are like, he's a famous guy who's a good-looking dude. People are like, you know, he just did it for, I guess,

awareness. And I always thought that was cool. And it made me think, If you know that story and you're a dad and your kid does get cancer, if you know that story and you don't shave your head. Yeah, you're kind of the asshole. You're kind of an asshole. And his son died at three years old.

Well, I'd kind of left it on a positive note. Well, I'm tying the ribbon on the story. And now you know the rest of the story. I guess. And now you know. Yeah. That's when I wanted to have the drop of, D-D-D-D-M.

Sting? Sting is 74. Don McLean. Which Sting? Singer-actor. Sting is 74. The one that sucks. You're here with a couple guys who dabbled in W-C-W.

That's right. Oh, yeah, no, no. The Stinger. That's right. Stinger Splash. Scorpion Death-Lock. I think actually you saw him the other day. a deep ellum getting uh after he got in an argument yeah you got an accident yeah sting junior

got black and white face paint singer songwriter don mclean is 80 Lorraine Bracco is 71 dr. Malfi in the sopranos yes good fellas which you now appreciate I do uh I saw her this morning Kelly Rippa is 55 I'm sorry what She was on in the cafe. Yeah, she was on in the Fox 4 Cafe. Yeah, I... The Breaking News Cafe. I know I'm not like a Fox employee.

But I probably should know this. I have no idea who fake Mario Lopez is. I see him every day on four TVs when I walk by. Isn't that her husband? Who is Mark of Kelly and Mark? Well, she's married to a guy named Mark. I think that, yeah, I think they... They host a show together?

Yeah, which adds a list of... Mark Consuelos. He's all ripped. Born in Spain, too, Spanish. I hope that's her second husband. And I hope that her first husband has to just... Oh, he's 5'8, though. That's a thing about the Euro.

It's like, come on, a little guy. They've been married since 96. Oh, wow. Fantastic. Good for them. And now they're doing a show together after 30 years of marriage? Huh. Okay.

I am. Okay. Yeah, but at 5-8, he's got leverage on you, Jake. He got caught cheating or something, right? He's Spanish, bro. You're not marrying a Spanish guy and expect him to be a one-woman dude. All right, fair. Rock musician Jim Root from Slipknot is 54.

Oh, Ted had a phase, there's no doubt. Had? It's still okay? Singer. They scared me. Do you like horror movies? No, I don't. That's a bit of an incongruity.

It makes no sense at all. I'm very much into metal. But, you know, no tattoos or anything like that. But, yeah, make it down. Yeah, I... Just not the horror stuff. Pantera, I had a metal phase, like Slayer, but the scarier it got, and I know Slayer by the convention is probably considered scary.

Yeah, the theatrics and all of that. Yeah, I hear you. I couldn't get down with blood, fake blood. Yeah, on stage and... What was the show that you got? Despite of being raining blood. player hurt at oh uh turn style that's right oh yeah i mean that's but that's uh you know going in like right you're gonna get pushed around you better push back yeah it's a dude you would love to see

it in person yeah i think they're at dickies you don't you can be in the back i think they're at dickies week after next but i don't know how that would play at that crowd because i saw them open for blink at the aAC and you're just like i don't have anybody to push seats it's weird but it's a fight No, Dickies has the... The pit area. Yeah, the big general admission. So that's what it'll be. Because I saw a bunch of coked out hippies at Billy Strings down there.

If you have your cultures mixed up, but that's fine. You're right. Singer Tiffany is 54. Are we alone now? Yeah? Jetson movie? Right? Damn, y'all know more of that to me.

I don't even... I don't know. Pretty sure. actor effron I throw a leg on it is 52 this is Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite and then our last birthday

is film critic Rex Reed is 87 says he was born in Fort Worth there's also a little couple sentences here from his Wikipedia says in 1986 after Marley Matlin won the Academy Award for Best

Actress for Children of a Lesser God he said congrats she's very talented Reed wrote that Matlin had won because of a pity vote and that a deaf person playing a deaf character was not really acting God that's awesome

What do you say about Coda Yeah I love the oscans I love is that what is that Is that a Remember the Apple person Remember the It was a movie a couple of years ago I've heard of it

It's very good There's a kid in it who's mentally Yeah, Cota, yeah, child of deaf adult. Maybe I'm getting the acronym wrong. It makes sense. It's so funny, dude, just the, and I guess this primarily only happens in Hollywood. Child of deaf adult, yeah. But just the pretzel that they twist themselves into over, like, you want representation, but also, like, you're not really acting if we hire one of you.

So, like, this is how you get, like, Lincoln Osiris is from Tropic Thunder. It's like, this is real acting. dude the same exact thing to an extent happened with seven uh snow white that peter dinklage is like oh okay just gonna hire dwarves because that's what you got it made fun of dwarves so they hire regular guys and all the dwarves are like i'm unemployed now thanks a lot thanks peter there's not a lot where we're written to the title born on this day now dead george macfarland he was spanky from the little rascals right over my head born in dallas uh gondy born on this day now dead

groucho marks how old is this like god i don't know do you have anything like i'm just reading the names uh how about johnny cochran it's better but uh bud abbott from abbott and castello is it not jesus christ prohibition era entertainment this this youtube video needs to be in black and white Is there a Lil Tay or Kobe?

Perfect? There's no Henry. His friends are going nuts right now. There's no Henry. Okay, how about this? Dead on this day, still dead, Aristotle. What are we doing? Give me a year.

Give me a year. That's right. That was Aristotle younger than Plato? Okay, hold on, though. Does anybody know? I feel like I should know. I'm going to guess. All right, let's play.

Okay. 640. I'm going to go $3.50, $480. It is 322 BC. Oh, damn, damn. I didn't know. That's an upset. That's a huge black mark on my record, for sure.

Also dead on this day, Tom Petty and Jamal Khashoggi. Okay. Onsaw. Yeah, I think he headlined the comedy festival. Now, where's the clothes? That was an underrated joke. I'm just saying. I don't know where the clothes is, but I know one thing that closes, Blake, doors.

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in history what do you got going on how generic oh my god you're looking around there's nobody on the couch for closing remarks and so just look to me can you carry it for the it's your show you can edit whatever you want

I did have one thing I wanted to present to you, circling back to Portnature Scroves, to PNG. Since you are the best at rating names, I have a few names from the two deep. I want you to rate the name, and I want you to guess what position they play. Thank you for doing position. It's coded, but at least you didn't say raise. I don't know. It's not on his sheet. That doesn't make the spotting board, Jake.

No, but I know what we're after. Go ahead. Ace Reeves. Ace Reeves, boy, you know, easily could be a quarterback, but I am going to say linebacker. That is the right guard. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That's an aggressive name for a big boy.

That's kind of an upset. But I knew they were white, right? So that's a, I was positionally guessing on that front. Ace feels like almost old school in a way Because Ace is like the Jackson of the 80s People were naming their kid Ace before to be cool, right? And it just still doing it now almost feels soft It's not Hank, but it's also not Breilin

Right I don't hate it Yeah, ledger As in a bank ledger Or a heath Hansing Hansing is a white last name. Ledger Hansing is the punter.

Tight end. Okay, you see where we're not. Ledger, is that a coming back one? Because I don't remember that existing before. Let's look. I'm going to say terrible. Okay. That's not a good name.

Cash. With a K. Barnwell. Feels like a wide receiver. That's a receiver. That is the 3-4 noseguard. Whoa! And he's a hell of a player.

Okay, apparently. That is, if you have an ace on your O line and a K-Cash on your D-line, we're breaking serious conventions here. All right. Three more. I mean, you're going to tell me that the quarterback's name is like Frank Romanowski. It's Connor Bailey. It's not that interesting.

He's a good player, too. Blake Brashers. God, man. He needs to be a defensive line, man. I'm chasing ghosts here. Like, I don't even know. Give me safety. Inside linebacker.

Bryston spelled B-R-R-C-E-T-E-N. The portmanteau is out of control. Bryston Phelps. Yeah, I mean, I don't, it could be anything, but I'm going to go with like a corner. Bryston Phelps feels like a corner. Outside linebacker. He's in coverage a lot in this game. And finally,

Colin Jizzy spelled with a G not a J I feel like there's got to be there are black kids named Colin I'm going to go running back

it's actually the offensive coordinator because we learned earlier he was showing me more of PNG's they're not just named it they're not just mascot I mean they've got a mascot that looks like Mavs Man as an Indian. Like there's face stuff. Yeah. It's out there.

It's weird seeing it at AT&T Stadium for the state title game. So two years ago, they... Jerry sheds the single tear. Like, that's the way. So according to Huddl, there's two Bryston's spelled that way. Bryston Buffington? Mm-hmm. And I don't see him on the roster.

It's on Huddle. Okay. I'm seeing here, by the way, also, your suspicions were correct. Like, there was no one named Ledger until 2017, 2018. This is not a name that's coming back. Yeah. Like a Nora or whatever. That was, they just really loved the Joker in the Dark Night.

Yeah. Ooh. We learned a lot there. You're not coaching kids sports or anything because of your crazy schedule, right? No, no, I'm not like you. My daughter does play lacrosse, but no, I am not coaching. And lacrosse a bit more specialized. Like, that's on the opposite end of the spectrum of soccer to me.

Do the coaches need to know about lacrosse? I mean, I think it would certainly help and that's the case with Jane's team. Yeah, I think it's in third grade. I think in soccer maybe that happens by third grade, maybe. I don't know. I don't know. But

you love this, Jake. Here's where I'm headed. I'm wondering if you have a Bryston, a ledger, whoever, as the coach. Well, I think I told this story before, but yes, one of her lacrosse games a year ago, the coach of Rockwall's team is yelling out, I need that ball, London. Get me that ball, London.

Yeah. Yeah. No greater honor as a father. My daughter has a nickname in lacrosse. The coaches have dubbed her Red Card Jane. Oh, wow. That I love. That gives me a lot of confidence because you are a straight-laced good person. and the fact that you produce a kid that the other parents hate now when I do it I can say it's not because of me because I'm getting, dude I got we have a problem on my hands Yeah I'm getting hey the parents are

They're saying it's the same girl every time It's not me but you know You know and I'm like God I mean she's the one who can put her foot on the ball What you mean is that she's a junkyard duck All right Mike Marshall will be here tomorrow Thank you Ted Emerick Thank you

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