The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 10-20-25 | Cowboys dominate the Commanders and the Sun at AT&T Stadium

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

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All right. Victory Monday. How about that? The baffling 2025 Dallas Cowboys. Dallas Cowboys Continue their run We'll talk about it today Oh, we'll talk about it.

We'll go there. We'll put the sun on blast. What a week we have ahead is we will be heading to Denver. We're going to be just like Blake. We're going to go to Cowboys Road Game. Except I'll drafts more caduce. We get there a little quicker and we're going to eat a little worse than we normally do.

What do you mean? I mean, we're not getting fillet when we hit 30,000 feet. We're going to be in a van. Yeah, I'm sorry that you have to travel like this. I know. I like it, though. I like it. It feels like he's gone away to summer camp.

Like, it feels like he went away and got laid. And now he's coming back and telling everyone like, Bro, you guys won't believe. Guys, these things don't matter anymore. It kind of snuck up on me. We're driving across the country in a few days. I am fully packed. Oh, my God.

Maybe 95%. What a nerd. I mean, packed, you know, vitamins, daily pills, whatever, all in a little bag. Like, I got it all, except for I just got to get the shaving kit because I use that every day type stuff. Pillow and blanket? Pillow and blanket. I have an extra pillow and blanket. I have an extra pillow and blanket bag.

I talk to Matt Graham, who's driving us. He's like, yeah, bring all the bags you want. Tons of room. Bring your clubs. He said because he told me it's all fine. Well, I'm planning on bringing back 10, 5-gallon water jugs of air ahead. So as long as those fit. I'm not sure that plan is going to come to fruition.

He just edged you out. Maybe we can put him on top. I think it would be funny to be God or whoever's there. When Dan dies and you go to heaven. and the guy's like, because you get to personalize it, and then they're just like, that's, that's it. You just kind of want everything to be the same every day. Like, pretty straightforward to ask.

I'm good with that. Like, that is a level of meticulous. I want things wild. I think I'm learning. Well, what do you mean? Planning for a trip, I kind of forgot we were leaving. Oh, man, like I said, I planned for the whole. Fully full, I've been thinking about packing.

I thought it would be too early to pack last weekend. And so this weekend, I made sure to fully pack Saturday already. In fact, I packed a big suitcase and thought, that feels too big. So I packed a small one. And then I was like, okay, well, let's, I need an extra bag for the blanket and stuff. This feels like a duffel trip to me. Could you imagine if that was your Saturday? I cannot, but I like everyone to.

Packing. That was your Saturday. Well, I mean, it was one hour of my Saturday, maybe two hours. Oh, you went to a show. I'll give you credit. We're going to do a weekend check, and it's an explosive weekend check, and we'll do that in a minute, though. First, I want to follow up on the Cowboys stream.

Everybody had a good time yesterday, I believe. I had a good time. Oh, I live for those, dude. I can't wait. And next Sunday I'll be in the... Dude, everything's coming up, me in football right now. I'm very excited. Qualis Roofing sponsors all the Cowboys Stream,

so I like to give them a shout out. Also, now sponsoring all the Cowboys streams will be Kanye Roso, and they catered. I ordered the catering. Jake was very upset. He didn't have a say in it at all. Your review afterwards, scale 1 to 10? What am I rating? The food or your choice?

My ability to... I would, in general, I think I would lean into the pizza thing. Okay, I was concerned about the pizza. Now next week. I think that's like being concerned. If you're like the woman in your neighborhood. Well, no, the Cane Roso pizza, the real Italian pizza. This doesn't move as well.

To survive, to stay good. You wonder, is that going to be good, you know, an hour and a half later when, because I got to go pick it up. We pick it up. And that's where me being involved is tough because my standards for like, oh, that's something I want to eat right now could be someone left in the bathtub eight hours ago. It's a Coni-Roso piece of pizza. That's fine.

We could do go azoles. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want to, I'll eat it, whatever. But I just think you go pizza with the crowd. But it was, it's great, it was great. Yeah, we had pasta, salad, cheesy bread, which looked like pizza.

But the thing about the next visit, they are bringing the wood-burning oven to the den. and they will cook pizzas for us on site. Dang. Are you upset about that? Oh, absolutely not.

That's what I was going to say. You want Jake's say in that? There's the old pizza and sex metaphor. Like, no one's complaining. You're never like, I wish this was something kind of, you know, even if it's not your favorite. Well, you're going to like it. I've had plenty of complaints after sex. Not from me, like from the person who is.

I was wondering if I was, I'm already done, all that kind of stuff. But those things are a ton of fun. I, I, I'm loving getting to experience. I mean, dude, we've had some bad luck, right? Like last year, when that gets hurt and these things are on the calendar, it's not fun to do. Yeah. We make the most of it, but it's very hard to get your energy up when the season is over. Well, you never know what's going to happen in these games.

So if it's a blowout and if it's a blowout cowboy's way, Jake's now in a good mood, and we can just kill time, like talking to, so we had to, a guest yesterday, our couch guests. The OU Crying Kid meme guy. Okay. Who turns out he's a big listener. His name is Jonah. He works for a sword shop.

Yeah. He works in a sword shop, Blake. So he could sell us, he said a battle ready sword. What does that mean? Yeah, I think they might even create swords. They make them. Or battle. Yeah.

Well, that's what I mean. Like, yeah, this one isn't just to hang on the wall. You could actually use this in battle. Valiant armory, which you can look up. They make medieval sword. LARPing battle? Dude, I guess. Or like they, you know, they ban guns or something.

I think you actually said that. You just want to, you got to have a sword in your bunker. Right. And also on the couch was Rick Renner, who is formerly a Fox Sports Southwest, then bally's then whatever and then the unemployment line and now he's a sales guy for a flooring direct i think he's more than a sales guy he like lives in there he was selling no yeah he is okay and that card look at his card that is the uh that is the energy he gives sure like all the time he is a cartoon character a caricature i don't know what you want to call rick renner there's

wadage in the car he's a lot at all times He's just giving energy. He's giving cocaine. Like he just, the feel you get from Rick Renner. And it's not like, oh, he's going, I said this to you before. You were like, yeah, he was, he'd be plugging Flooring Direct a lot on the stream. And you were like, oh, he just, he does that when we get on air. He's just like bringing up flooring samples and whatnot.

I go, this wasn't on air. Like, he's downstairs doing that spiel to my wife. Someone walks by, he's like, oh, did you touch this floor? Look at it. You can't scratch it. Like, he's insane. He is on, I guess he's a great guy to hire because whatever you've hired him to do, he will make that his entire life.

Yeah, I think if you don't listen to the streams on Sunday, if that's not a part of your normal listening habit, that has to be the majority of the audience. We need to effort this week to make that available as a podcast. This is something we should probably put on maybe Jack or Henry's plate for seasons going forward, but that needs to be out there because now that I've had a chance to think about it, that was one of the more insane things I've ever been a part of from an entertainment standpoint. What? Listening to him? Being a part of because, you know, we take some chances here. We don't know. I don't know what OU crying kid has. I've never. I've never met Rick Renner. I mean, I know a lot of people that have worked with them, but we've never...

Oh, you had never met him? I guess I have met him. I've met him when I was in my 20s, like, covering a game or something like that. Or being at a practice, rather. But I've never been on the air with him or had a long conversation. Okay. Well, how did it feel? Well, more than anything, it's just that... Like, I don't know what it is. A steamroller came by and just flatten you? I don't know what it is that we do here, but whatever it is that we do here, it's not something he's real familiar with no do you know what i mean oh i know exactly what you mean so you know from and i guess the best way i can put it is that there's somewhere on a scale or a spectrum right and like earnest is on one end and he's all not earnest uh the character but like someone who says what they earnestly are feeling and then on the other end is people who make

fun of every single word that comes out of everyone's mouth that's us and he's on the other So, like, he couldn't make sense of, like, what are you? Why are you wearing a Georgia fan? He's a tough day for your bulldogs. Like, I don't give a fuck about it. This is a bit. I wear a different jersey. I'm going to be screaming the whole time.

He was asking, like, he wrote down pages of notes to analyze the game. He was well prepped. And, like, I do that for the show or for writing. But when we're in there, we're just screaming. And he would kind of pick up, like, do some analysis, you know, or whatever. And then it's like, somebody in the background's like, holding on special teams is gay.

And Rick's just like, and I don't know that he ever really knew what was, it was a trip, dude. He lives in this different world, but he never comes into your, like he doesn't realize there is another world to live in. And then he would just bang right back into, like, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, like, Emmy Award winning, saying, right back to the point, to the pitch. Incredible.

So that happened And then I thought My favorite Live Spot fun was When we were talking So Josiah from One Day Doors and Closets was there And it was the

We ended up with a little playlet Of the story of young Josiah Because he said his dad Used to like Build apartments and And do doors and stuff like that And so he had the idea Of the one day doors and closet

You know they can install your doors in one day And yes So I think Jake had laid it out as this little kid, so he's at his father's hip. You know, he's got his little slingshot in his back pocket, but. Tiny hammer. He's helping out, yes. And then his father said, you know, well, we'll be back tomorrow to finish this up. And he thought, why do you have to come back tomorrow?

What if we could do it all? Papa. Today. And he set out on that mission in the rest of his life. He had, was determined to finally turn. And finally, at the age of, what is he, 35, 40, I don't know how old is it. Spring chicken, but yeah, he's, grind it hard. All of a sudden, he has perfected it.

Yep. He put in his 10,000 hours, and he's out of there in one day. One day. This will take one day. Anyway. Dream big. That was a lot of fun. Oh, man.

I love those things. And I mean, you say the, the, you never know how these games are going to go. I'm not trying to get any cowboy talk, but I feel reliable. like they're going to keep it exciting. And that's kind of all I've ever really, it's all like your thing on their, their only consistency is that they're inconsistent when it comes to roster

building. I feel like the only thing you can bank on is it's going to be wild. And that's because they're built around offense. So if you build that way, it's trickle down from Jerry, right? He's going to be wild. Last week sucked but it was fun, right? You know what I mean? They lost for the Panthers, but

hell, it's right down of the wire. So they're built, yeah, to be an advertisement and it works well works on me like fantasy wise they're blown up all over the place got to be yeah so yeah give it to uh you got to give it to dack for sure and you might have to give something to shoddy yeah but we're going to get to all of that after we do a weekend check and the weekend check how about brought to us by game day men's health we're in the game day men's cell studio right now downtown dallas And if you go to Game Day Men's Health, one of the 12 area locations mentioned the dumb zone, you can get 10% off that testosterone treatment for life.

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I think I'll take it. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know if I wanted to go last, but then Jake's intertwines with mine. We got all week. Yeah, let's... We have a good...

The Dan and Jake intertwining is a really good story that I want to hold for a moment. Go ahead. I'll take it. the ball. We're going to start out low and build. Ladies and gentlemen, look at your screens. All right, so we've got a bowl of chips, some salsa, and a queso and a ramekin that is ceramic, a ceramican, rather than in a skillet.

It is the hue of the old chili skillet casso, but the consistency has clearly been altered by the delivery vessel. And you took a picture of it halfway after eating it. You don't want to see just the top. Okay. It's like the burger in the photo, you know? I want to see what you're working with, Mama. What are we saying? Are we here to review this?

This is the most garbage thing in the world. It couldn't be good. You know, because I can tell you what's going to happen. That's going to be, it's way too thick to be in that kind of a thing. That's the point of the skillet. It keeps it hotter on the bottom to keep it congealing. Is that woke what we're looking at here? You know, I don't.

Like, has this entered that? that war, cracker barrel. I'm sure people were thinking of a way and just were like running into a lot of roadblocks on the sirens. Those aren't those PC casos. Because didn't you say their new CEO has been actually killing it?

Yeah, that's what somebody told me is that they know somebody who works pretty high up and they're like, look at their numbers. Like every decision he's made has been gold and he's like... Hot. Yeah, and now... It trades Luca.

So we were, yes, we were saying that Chili's... Perhaps the new CEO is the Nico Harrison. Because before trading Luca, we're kind of like, boy, this guy's getting it. He's on a streak. Yeah, but he would never. I'll let him trade whoever he wants. He would never. I mean, I know he didn't bring in the skill of Koso, but he gets it.

Right. Skill of Koso, right? He would never. Yeah. And they're trying to push it. Oh, free Koso with the coupon. Can't give it away. I thought about, see, this is really weird, but I thought about going in there.

but I thought that the server probably thinks it's weird like that you're in there as some sort of little secret shopper I'll taste the queso and they're like yeah okay everyone knows they change the queso maybe this is going to be good pub when they bring it back it has to be that right yeah it just has to be

is Luca coming back maybe that would be good pub I think for the mouse if he did Blake, do you want to go? Sure. So Friday remote, got down to the Argyle game, had a pretty decent game. Argyll knocked a pass away at the end of the game, storm the field, we win 2520. Argyll 1, I had nothing to do with it.

Argyll 1, 2520. We're storming the field in regular season games against Mansfield Summit. They're 17 years old. Oh. Oh. Are they not supposed to enjoy victories? You don't want to just stand on the sideline, act like they've been there before. Look who is suddenly.

Think of the children. Give them a pass now when it's Argyll fans. So had a long day. And then Saturday, we had Brooks's birthday party. And Jake, very appropriately put it, it was a home game for Brooks because we had it at Chucky Cheese. Nice. That is so nice. and

Brooks is observant enough to know that when we pulled up you know obviously he realized we were at Chucky Cheese but he also knows oh this is the one with the Pink Panther game like he can identify

the different locations by what games they have and so he's stoked at the one with the Pink Panther but I think you don't really realize this until you're a parent but not all birthday parties are winners

and we didn't have a winner on Saturday they can't they have to necessarily some be better than others. Right. And this one was flopping. Because we made it for 10 a.m.

In theory. In theory, a good time for a birthday party, but a bad time for Chuckie Cheese because no one was there. And so for the first, and people were coming from baseball and soccer. And so from about 10 to 1045,

Brooks was basically the only kid there. Yeah, you don't even have like the Jews. from other parties being in there to make you not feel like a weirdo. Instead, you're just like northwest. Like, they rented out the... Ten seems a little early for a birthday party. I like 11.

Is it what are you going to eat cake at 10 in the morning? Well, maybe 11. Yeah. We had pizza at 1045, cake at 11.30, and dipping dots at 1145. Yeah, 11 does work better. Well, now you know... But here's the thing. I'd rather have 10 than noon.

Well, they blocked it off. So it was either 10 to noon. or 1230 to 2.30. And by 1230, it was starting to get crowded. Big slate of games, yeah. Sure, so, yeah, it was really just Brooks, and there were a couple older kids there, friends of mine brought their kids,

but there was no one to play with Brooks. And so when they bring out Mr. Entertainment Cheese for his little dancing bit, it seriously was just Brooks. God. So he comes out, and they hyper, them up they get the video playing the music and you're supposed to chant chucky cheese and no one's doing it but he comes out of there kind of hype and walks out and just sees one kid who's kind of

afraid of him definitely thinks he has cancer just slumped did one picture and went right back inside which i upset me i'm like hey dude you get you're getting like i want my money's worth i pay for this party get your ass out of here do something man um so yeah kind of lame but i mean to brooks it was like he had an empty chucky cheese just rip and romp and do whatever he wanted um why does chucky cheese have a salad bar yeah this is tough for me to come on as a non-salit eater a salad eater that's the thing is i don't eat it at all it's all he eats so we have no in between but to me they all seem like a waste of time i never see i never see people really doing damage on the salad bar like anywhere i go i'm like

do they throw all this shit out like what do they do with it i mean we got there when it opened and it looked nice it was all full it all fresh it just sits there all day like what are we doing yeah i don't know oh you know what i'm a little bit fiber and vegetable serving deficient today yeah but i do find myself here at this chunky cheese i can take care of that so yeah let me douse all these vegetables and ranch and just get them down. You guys are the problem with America. Why? This is why nobody can go to a fair and eat, like, anything but just lard or whatever.

Like, let's have a little garden out there. You know what? I was surprised to see they have the, like, now it's like the airport side salads in a container at the AAC. Oh, my, you want to talk about why Hillary lost. Because guys who want salad at the AAC? Yes. Jake, let's get our kids together.

Let's go to the fair. Let's ride some rides and let's eat some kale. I know, yeah. I remember when Luke hit that big shot. We're just trying not to die, bro. We're trying to live long as is your chance to live it up. Enjoying my kale with my son at the ball game. You're a chucky cheese.

Here, have some carrots. Our parents would just be so ashamed of us. Like Gabe Kepler would say, just bring a little baggy of carrots and a little baggy of grapes. Chew those. Spring mix for the kids. Yeah. So then Sunday they, at the game, picked up Berline. Why is that just the city?

It's still so awesome. Why did you laugh so hard? Blake picks up Steve Berline for these games. Just a bad live, man. Pick it. Very funny. Somehow they're tossing money around enough to hire Steve Berline and to hire Blake and to do all this kind of stuff. They save money hiring me.

They save, yeah, because you're his Uber. Yeah. They're like, hey, could somebody pick him up on the way to the stadium? And dumb, dumb little Blake's like, yeah, I could. Yeah. I'm trying to make friends and be nice. I'm a yes, man. So he does this every time, pick him up, calls his fiancé.

In the car? In the car. He couldn't have done that in a hotel. What about all the time before that? Nope. Right, all the whole morning. Which I guess I don't really mind because that's 10 minutes of small talk we don't have to do. but this is the second marriage.

He's nice to her. She's nice to him. That's why he's calling. Does he say, I love you? Yeah, of course. Love you, babe. Oh, that's it. Not a deep I love you.

No. A fun one. Didn't he FaceTime once with her in the car? Oh, an accident. But kept it rolling? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He hung up the phone and then accidentally hit FaceTime.

And then, oh, I didn't mean to FaceTime you. Then they just kept going for a couple minutes. Anyway, he was excited because after his phone call with his fiancé, he told me how he got into town yesterday during the No King's protest. Oh, wow, jackpot. He had some opinions on the types of people that were at the protest. That was fun. And then, yeah, I can't remember if I said this on the air or not, but he didn't know we played at 3.30. the Cowboys played at 3.30

so when he booked his flight, he thought he was going to have enough time to get to the airport. So he pushed his flight back and he booked it for 9 o'clock and so as soon as the game was over, we had to get to the airport. Via you.

Via me. Okay. So, which I guess I don't mind, like really from where it is at my house, it's just a different way to go. But what I didn't appreciate was now, like his stress is my stress. Because he's got to get to his airplane.

He's got to get through checkpoint. And I, me, have to get there as soon as I can. And never mind the fact that one of the fun things about this job. Now he's staying at my house. You've got, there's the post-game spread, maybe some fellowship with your friends that you'd like to enjoy. That's why you're there. Let traffic dissipate. Yeah.

Yeah. And I don't want to put you in any sort of strange spot here. I don't know what you're making, but I know. it's a fine amount. I know that I don't know what he's made. It's enough to where, like, this is a plan from 20 years ago. We have Uber. The idea, like, if it's on the way and you're both going to the airport, but you take, or to the game,

but you taking him to the airport afterward is insane. Take an Uber. That's when you take an Uber to the airport. Everyone does that. Now I'm pulling up to the toll tax station. I got to pay for the toll. And, I mean, I'll reimburse all this, but it's just such a freaking beating. Dude, when you've lost me, him is one thing.

And you're a championing for him. It's Steve Berline. It is, but the airport, dude, go, we've got to get out here. I'm going to miss my flight. That you're like, how did I end up? That's crazy. Turn on the ticket post game show, because I like to get his thoughts on our former friends. I told you, Steve didn't really love Bob.

He loved Jub. Okay, yeah. That makes sense. Jeb was talking about knocking back some bacon-wrapped shrimp, and Steve just chuckled. He loved him. He's also listening to a post-game show after a win. After it went, sure. Versus a post-game show after a loss.

Yeah, but it was a moral win, right? Tying the Packers? I don't, these are all moral wins. We're all just building towards February. And then on the way of the airport, he fell asleep. Oh, no. A lot of points. No.

Put shaving cream in his hand. It wasn't even late. It was like six o'clock, seven o'clock. The sun had just gone down. Did you have to like touch his little ear to wake him up? He knew, but I don't know. This whole job has been super cool

and a fun experience, but then driving. Is that the time you chose to kiss him? To the airport, he's over there. Head down, just sleeping. Take a picture? No. Airline, wake off. Hey, Steve, you're here.

He wakes up, his shirt's on inside out. Blake roofied him. Oh, man. That was my weekend. Well, why don't we quickly tell you about some friends of ours over at Flooring Direct before we tell you about our weekend, Dan? Oh, okay. Flooring Direct. They've got a sales guy named Rick Renner.

He was there directly bringing floors. I feel like I now know very much what this is about. They'll bring the floors to you so you can feel them. You can touch them. But what you really care about. It's actually helpful. Yeah. The samples he brought.

It was kind of great. Because he was down there pitching my wife and kind of we could lay it down next to our current carpet. And then see, see how it matches the wall, see how it matches whatever, you know. That's pretty sweet. Yeah. But even sweeter, Dan, an exclusive 36 months, zero percent financing offer. That's what you're here to hear about. For new floors in your home, nothing down.

Nothing down. They will meet or beat any competitor's offer. and for a limited time they guarantee if you order in stock carpet it is installed in time for thanksgiving dinner blake or they'll pay you 500 bucks i'm gonna schedule one and then keep like delaying like on my end keep telling you your kids are sick just to make 500 dollars pull one over on them yeah man yeah i don't know how this is a good deal for flooring direct but it's flooring direct dfw.com slash dZ get a free estimate maybe you'll get rick renter at your house he may be the one who brings the store to you wouldn't that be exciting i mean imagine he was one of the nicest

nicest what our pros are the nicest we've got the best prices at floor being direct do you want to do a weekend check without talking about our interaction like to you have anything or is all of it our interaction yeah i guess it would pretty much just be that we covered uh let's see no i don't want to do too oh yeah i uh i'm went last night i guess there's the fact that just working in reverse after after we got done with the stream i went home and um you know nestled by the fire with my family uh and then i went out to fort worth with TC. It was also there helping us at the stream to go see a comedian, a guy who was here earlier this year when Shane Gillis was at the AAC. Do you remember the opener who was

Australian? I don't remember. Was I there? Yeah. I thought, right? I didn't go see Shane. Did I? No, I don't think I saw Shane this time. His name is James Donald Forbes McCann. Maybe I did. And he was great. I'd heard him on a couple of other shows, but I'd not really watch one of his full specials, and so D.C. was like, hey, I got a ticket to this 10 p.m., and I thought, it's just rip the brakes out. Let's do this thing. I can't believe you're bawling out like that, dude. You had to write for D Magazine. Went to Turnstile Thursday. You had to watch the game again. I did. Because we both watched the game again, you know, after doing the stream, because we can't hear what's going on. I got to get my KB. I do need some KB But yeah

I just decided whatever You know How many of these How many Just TC and I Getting to go hang out But it was a very small show A small room

And it was the fourth show Of the weekend So it was not full And he was there early He got there before me And And Few things make me more nervous

Than the seat In front of the comic You were right there? Yeah Okay That's where I sat with Stavi? And this place is considerably smaller. I mean, it's

hyenas. Stavi was at a theater at least. Yeah. You were close for sure, but I this is like 20 people. Are you worried you're going to get picked on? Yeah. Look this guy here. What do you do? Podcast. Oh, who doesn't have a podcast? You can't say that. You can't. Yeah. I've played through it so many times in my head. Here's what we're going

with. Talk show. I work for a talk show. This happened to me at a comedy show and I told him I was a teacher. I don't remember hearing about that. TV show, how about? We got a TV show. That even gets more questions.

More questions. Yeah, and then it's like, what on? Oh, on Channel 27, yeah. No, you got to give them a boring job, one that can't follow up on. I know, but it's like you want to have your ego out there a little bit. No, you don't. Cancer treatment, no, you don't. A little bit entertained.

But I don't, I play through it so many times in my head. Fortunately, those guys, I think, on Sunday night just want to get out. out of there. You know what I mean? They're not looking for a, like, let's get a lot of crowd work. A lot of crowdwork. A lot of crowd work on a Sunday night. 10 p.m. last show. Yeah, but

we had a, we went to the butterfly festival on Saturday where they hand you butterflies to release at the Botanic Gardens if you wait in line for an hour. Okay. It was. It was. And you know it's kind of, a lot of things you do with your five-year-old kids.

Especially, especially the girl. The other thing about the butterfly festival is just they hand you a little envelope to release the butterfly. All those kids are just putting their fingers on those butterflies. They're just dying. Once you touch a butterfly's wings like that. So there's the release, and then like five minutes later, the ground is just littered of struggle butterflies. They're like doing the circle thing because only one of their wings goes. Like, all right, I guess it's not to go home.

This is the field of crippled butterfly now. Good thing we got a lot more. Yeah. So it's cool that Blake raises his hand to help Burline and take him to the game, and then he takes him to the airport and all that. It doesn't answer my text anymore. I'm sorry, man. Not there to help over the weekend.

Not involved. Like the day before I was texting about the, I couldn't get the Twitter password. I wanted to get stuff. Too many factors. Get stuff prepped for the game. Get our sponsors some love. And you're like just not responding. So what I did is I got up real early Sunday.

In fact, I set my alarm just so I could get up earlier than Blake and then text him and then knowing he's got the whole day and a morning and kind of lead. I understood Saturday. It was your kid's birthday. And I just figured, well, at some point on Sunday, he can at least give me one minute. One minute of his precious time. But not even an acknowledgement of the text existing. Never like a thumbs up.

Never a... No hard. nothing. No acknowledgments of my existence at all. And so I think we're finding out where we fall when it comes to the dumb zone versus Steve Burline. Oh, my. Get to go pick up Steve Burline. Don't forget, Argyle's game was close Friday night, so he was already diverted. So here's my point of view before we interacted, okay? I was going to the Nate Bargotsie show.

at 3 o'clock Okay, yes 3 o'clock start time it says on the ticket for Nate Barkazzi I'm very excited about this prospect So And I don't remember why I chose Maybe it was because the first two shows

Were sold out and I ended up buying the third show Okay, the point is So I'm running a little late though I could get to the AAC where there are parking options around there, the P1 parking garage, whatnot. But I didn't know how crowded it would be, and I could be there by like 230.

But, so anyway, I decided let's drive to the Game Day Men's Health Studio at the Fox 4 building. Let's park here, there's security. And since I'm Dart guy now, and I know about the Dart, because I went to the fair last week on the Dart, I'm like, I'll just hop on the dart. So I went with my wife. I actually bought two dart tickets and learned again.

No one's checking the dart. You hate city of Dallas. You want to know why your deficits or whatever? No. Don't ruin it for everyone else. Shut up. The dart is, everybody's riding the dart for free. We have this public transit.

You don't make any money on it because you're not checking. You don't have a thing, a turnstile, like, I don't know what How backwards is this? What a narque. I am being a narque, but I don't know what the numbers are. I want to pay our first responders higher, more.

I want to, yeah, Matt's about. Yeah. Anyway, we took the dart. So it says three o'clock is the start. And we're sitting, so I'm there early. I'm sitting there waiting. It's three o'clock. And then eventually they put up like a countdown clock, which is counting down to 322.

I'm like, wait, we're starting at 322 now. Okay. Then they have an opener come out and he's like, oh, yeah. It's going to be a great show. We got three comics to come on before Nate Parkouts. I'm like, what? I got here. I'm worried about parking in the dart and there's a million man march or something going on.

And there's all this stuff happening. And I'm hustling to get there on time. And so now I'm starving too Because I didn't eat lunch So I can get here on time all that So sold out of your favorite Cobb salad at the fan zone Well I went bought a pizza

Oh nice Look who's back on board And so the lady Is She had Trayvon Diggs level interest in my order And I'm like I'll just have one pizza And she's like $17

I'm like damn okay she turns her feet didn't move she turns she grabs the pizza she hands it to me she didn't even hand to me she just kind of threw it in front of me and she goes pay here it's going to ask you a question first

yeah I know the answer to this question I couldn't do it come on she didn't move and the lowest option for tip was 15 and then I knew if I if I went in to put in $1 or $10 or $10 something like it's going to take a while and she's already giving Trayvon

like just looking through me like just she's not even getting that money either her boss is well anyway I gave him 15% I would have too um so now I nothing ever changes because nothing ever changes

around like the second we're on the second comic there's a way before the Nate Barcazzi is coming out after four comics so I'm on the second And I'm like, man, I got to go to the bathroom. Let's go to the bathroom. So I go up to go to the bathroom.

And right by my section, I was in Section 106, I see Kristen Kemp, Jake's wife. She's ordering a drink. She's in the little drink line. I'm like, hey. And she's like, hey. And so now we're interacting. She's like, Jake's in the bathroom. I'm like, I'm on my way there.

So cool. can't believe I ran into you. Like, the odds of running into somebody that you know they're going to a show, but there's 20,000 people there. The odds of running into them. I'd like to have Nick calculate that. Yeah, I know he's listening. So then Jake comes out.

We have some fellowship and interaction, and we're all excited to see each other. Told him that I'd just taking a nice AAC dump. That's true. Like, in front of his wife, he's like, I just took a shit, bro. I'm like, what are you doing? I mean, she knows. She knows better than anyone. I know, but, like, he's really proud of it.

Like, you think I won't? And he's like, you think I wouldn't take a shit in the AC? No, no, I didn't think that. And he's like, yeah, I did. I'm like, okay. It's not a bad place to do it. I'm so weird. Great bathroom.

Yeah, I was proud, yeah. It is a good bathroom. Yeah. I rated it very highly. Especially an intermission type time, like, or when you're in there by yourself, it's choice. So then I say to Jake, um, oh, cool. Oh, got these tickets. I don't know, and he's like, what section here?

And he says, I'm in section 106. I'm like, holy crap. That's insane. I am in section 106. But little did he know. I go to one show a year or maybe two. And if I go to a show, I'm going to get good tickets. So I had section 106 row one.

I am at the bottom. Now, I'm not on the floor. Those were like $7,800 tickets. I'm not going to be doing that. But a couple hundred per ticket, I think it was, whenever I bought them. And I thought, I want a really good seat because I'm going to go to one show. If I went to five shows a year, maybe I'd sit up top. But, you know, I have one show.

Let's go, let's do it right. So I was thinking, so now I go to the bathroom, Kristen and Jake, they go to their section. And I'm thinking, this is going to be kind of cool. Like, I was kind of hoping it Stavi, you guys would have seen me. because you're in your obstructed view seats and you see my bald head down there or something. So I'm thinking, okay, I'm going to kind of walk down and if you know me, I guess, it's obvious who I am.

They're going to be like, holy, oh, there he goes. Oh, my gosh, look at him sitting in the first row. And then they were going to feel a little bit of, I was going to be a little superior to them. I don't know, I'm just thinking this in my head. Yep. Because I'm a bad person. I'm a petty person.

I wanted Jake to know that I have a better seat than you. So I'm walking down, feeling good. They're on like the third or fourth comment. There's a comic up with a guitar, and you're like, oh, man. You're always beaten by a comic with the guitar, right? Actually, anyone with a guitar. So I'm walking down, walking down, walking down. My wife is in seat one.

I'm in seat two, so I walk past her, and I see in seat three. is Jake And I go No way And it turns out You bought these tickets in January As did I

Yeah For a three o'clock show Yeah I bought these tickets long ago The other two had sold out And there was like some sort of Pre-sale thing I missed And a couple went back on sale

And I was also thinking I was only a few months out of rehab so I was probably still trying to do nice stuff. We never talked to each other. No, I didn't know. I didn't know you had even bought tickets to last week. Yeah, we didn't talk about it at all. Didn't really say you were going.

No, we just recently talked about it off there at all, much less where I was sitting. And dude, yeah, like everyone else was, it's also important. Everyone else, but the two of us were in their seats. So there's 18,000 people there. There are two seats at the front empty in between what is our two lives. Yeah, because he showed up late. I was late, dude. That's the part he didn't get to. I didn't show up late. I planned it out.

You pre-as openers. You saw online there was going to be three comics and all. Dude, I'm looking at the set list like a menu now. Like when I went to see clips in Oklahoma City, I walked in when they walked out. I walked out when they walked out. You can do that now. So, yeah, I mean, I got there 15 minutes before Nate started. So I want to go to Nick again and say, all right, what are the probabilities that we both bought tickets in the same section. What are these probabilities? 18, 20,000 people, whatever it is, we were sitting exactly next to each other and had never talked about it. We had never even said we're both buying tickets. And the worst part is like Dan and I and you guys know that we both felt super

like, oh no, this feels not good. This is uncomfortable. We can't talk to each other really because what about we don't want to spoil it for the show, whatever. Our wives, we didn't, if, hey, it's good to see you, bud. But if you could. have chose you would have chose to sit next to somebody else probably yeah well no because I just wonder like if I'm laughing is he now like and I'm like oh did I ruin him why did he laugh at his wife's time

absolutely not she listening to me laugh and being like why did he laugh at that part you just don't want to do it right so you know once we're sitting there there's no way that either of our wives think we didn't plan this because they think that friends would plan something like that right you are friends so we would not do that right they're like you guys really

expect us to believe you didn't know this you talk every day. I'm like, dude, I could not tell you what's going on in his life at all. It was so, right, that's what they don't understand. We talk every day, but. I spent the whole way home, her going, there's no way he didn't know that. I'm like, I'm telling you. Right, because she knows, like, her co-worker, she knows about their kids, or whatever, they're...

You hear about such and such. Like, I don't know anything about Jake's life kids or anything, and I really don't. I mean, if I don't, it means everything's probably going all right. Like you'll tell me if something's terrible. Met a listener, what was his name? I think I owe this guy. I need to shout out his name. I think it was Stan.

He said he had just started to listen to us in the past few months. Completely biffed a handshake with this guy. Does not feel good, folks. You walk away from that one, like half fist bump, but you grabbed it? Well, I kind of feel like he left early and I came in and he got the end of my hand. So it felt like I just shook, like a little finger handshake. I don't know. But there's also just, we should just extol the greatness of a 3 p.m. show.

Everything about it was great. It was awesome. When did you walk out of there? I don't know, 5.30? 5.30? Yeah, the sun's still up? Yeah, he didn't. I can't remember when Nate actually started, maybe 4.15.

I think that's right. Yeah. Nick says about 1 in 10,000 chance. For you two to sit next to each other. And the Cowboys for the Super Bowl? He says a little less than the probability of Jerry randomly going 30 years and not lucking his way into a conference final. There it is. Bring it on home.

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tossed in the probability of randomly making the Like that's what you think about Washington They were in the NFC championship last year And even last year No one was really thinking This is one of the final four best teams in the NFL No, it felt kind of bingles-ish That's too loud for me

What are we listening to over there? It's too loud Are you doing it? Yeah, sorry why are you listening to the audio out loud so i can hear it and have it ready for later in the show okay yeah i just can't it was too loud for me to okay i can handle it but washington made the uh nfc championship game last year this happens every so often um of course that's why it is kind of amazing that the cowboys haven't again to next point

that's what i was going to say how good the cowboys have been heading into a few post seats they were absolutely much better than that Washington team on at least three occasions over the past 20 years, if not more. Well, and again, I don't know how Nick's math works out on all that, but the fact that they have won as many games as they have and not made the conference championship, the probabilities are way more that they would have by just randomness than have not. It's harder to do what they've done. And, you know, there's a million different reasons for that, but this feels like another year

where they're going to be riding the wave and maybe they can be one of those teams like the commanders were last year. But the commanders were kind of, you know, they were your classic regression team anyways. It looked like. It felt like. And then their quarterback gets injured. And then they're down a few receivers yesterday. But I don't know what jumped out to you in the rewatch, but my take in the D Magazine article this morning was the second the Cowboys score and then you go three and out, you're in trouble. And the commanders went three and out after running the ball for eight yards on first down on their first offensive series, it's second and two.

If you throw the ball there, you deserve to lose because every single other running back that has wanted to has feasted on this defense. And with their receivers, the commander's top three receivers out, I get it. The Cowboys are going to play closer to the line. scrimmage and a heavier box. What were the Panthers doing on second and two last Sunday? Run it again and again and again and again and several times. When you have Jaden Daniels though, a pass play might end up being a running play.

Some of them are, but the easiest ones are just handing the ball to Bill and letting you figure out if the Cowboys can touch him within three yards of the line of scrimmage. No one should be throwing the ball against this team until they've proven that they can stop the run. We've watched this week in and week out. Every single team that says we're going to make you stop the run. They can't do it. But three or four times yesterday, Cardinals would run the ball and then they'd end up throwing deep on third down. And you give the Cowboys the ball back like that. You're running no huddle if you're the commanders and you're not completing passes. And you're not running the ball. It's over. The Cowboys offense is too powerful to play it like that. They

should have given him the ball 30 times yesterday. Their offense really is powerful. Why wouldn't it? And then CD comes back. Like, it was awesome, even with him out. And they've just shown they have so

many weapons, man. CD's great. They throw it up for George Pickens and hope for either a crazy catch because he's George Pickens or a penalty is a pretty good play. Yeah, I mean, that's, again, we haven't had that around here in a while. And when Dak has had something close to that, Gallup was kind of like that.

This is all opening it up that Ferguson looks like the next Witten. Yeah. Just not exactly that, but he's open quite a bit. Yeah. I think they... And obviously the passing game helps Devante. For sure. There's guys who dictate, and then there's guys.

guys who are you know it's like mic on defense right when you've got guys who are beneficiaries of right what is around them i think that's probably ferguson yeah ferguson they don't really ask him to do anything that he's not good at and that might have been dalton shultz to a good extent too yes i i mean it really makes you wonder why if you know what prescott is and you're going to pay him all that money why you would ever not make sure that he had two top flight wide receivers because it's pointless if you're going to pay him all that that money get the most out of it and you've got to find a way through the draft and through your money to consistently be site or trades say we can't have a year where it's where brandon

cooks old brandon cooks is our two that will not work i feel like no point pickin's agent is uh micah's agent is it not it is but jerry was kind of mean to him in the press i don't know how that will play into this? I think it probably you know, I would have said before not at all, but I didn't obviously the Micah Trade kind of broke what we thought about that. But at the end of the day, maybe the further we get from the Micah Trade, that was just about numbers. Because you do wonder. There's never going to pay $47 million for a pass rusher.

The Packers were in a position where they could. But if this offense is this good, then what you were saying you know, the thought of what if you had Micah on this defense. Because it does. It's a trickle down from Micah for sure. He makes everyone around him better.

I don't, the Cowboys do not deserve to be bailed out for the way that they manage the machinations of that trade. And they would be better if they had Micah right now instead of Kenny Clark. And I don't particularly care about the draft picks unless they materialize into on-field impact players in the next

two weeks. But can I sell you on the vibes being better and absolutely if you have a rookie head coach who really needs everybody to get on board that you're not making up for it but if we just again i think of everything in like madden numbers like our defense talents out of 92 like our well what's our like overall vibes or buy-in or cohesion i think it's higher than it would have been if micha we're here even if now the flip side of that is if micah's here maybe they're five and one and or five and six and one and they're beating people's brains in and we're not even talking

about culture but when it comes down to building whatever this thing's going to be for the next four or five years which i think is going to be the rest of dax career i think it's going to be easier frankly without micah here do you think vibes are better without trevon there yeah i uh i definitely do And I don't care if it's speculation. So we're not reporters. We're talking about entertainment. Like this is a TV show we watch.

It's, of course, suspect he wasn't there. It was very odd, the post-game press conference even. It was very quickly addressed and moved on. But they asked, you know, do you have anything more on? Because Trayvon Diggs gets a concussion at home and is ruled out for the game. he was ruled out on Friday, was he not? He was, when we were doing the show. So. So, but then they asked him post-game and Shaddy's like,

we have no more information on that, which I believe is a lie. It must be a lie. It is a lie. They're not going to share any more information. Which means, I don't know what this means. It's insane. We were talking about it during the game stream yesterday. Let's say, first of all, who's ever had an injury at home? that you've had a concussion out of it.

I could honestly see that. Like if you put your... It's rare. You could have an injury at home where you break your arm. Messing around with dog. But it's pretty rare. Dan Campbell a couple years ago, like messing his ankle up, your dogs, your kids, something. But I think it also happens more commonly to irresponsible people. But if you did get a concussion at home, don't you think you wouldn't tell the team?

If you wanted to play. Yeah, I don't think you want, that's the thing. I don't think he wants to really be out there. Like, you wouldn't tell the team. And that's weird to advocate for that, but it means it didn't happen. It didn't happen or something small happened and he doesn't really want to, yeah. Or how about he hates flus and hates the team and doesn't want to be around anymore. That's pretty much, that's the vibe of it, right?

And he wasn't, Zimmer was no fan of his either. The guy doesn't want to be here. I heard Sod saying that. Then they traded Micah. and you don't think that you don't think that the commanders were not going to try to run at Trayvon Diggs just like every single other team

that they've played. Now, that one, I don't even have to sell you. That is addition by subtraction. The Mika losing him and gaining vibes is a little less sold on that. Getting Trayvon out of there is better. It just is at this point. If you're going to get what we've gotten

for most of the season. If you were to argue any more, Micah thing, you could argue what Nico thought about Luca type thing, because we have heard that Micah isn't that. I mean, we've heard it from himself. He's not really into working out real hard, or at least in the offseason when he went to work out with Miles Garrett.

He was like, whoa, I can't believe what this guy does. There's something to do that, maybe. But it's a long-term play. Like, do I want to commit this money? And you just traded for tickets. But if that was actually what you were thinking, you would not have dragged it out to when you did. You would have traded him a long time ago. And that's why, and even when I was talking to some people at the AAC, because it was weird to be at the AAC, you were saying that about Luka being gone.

Now I'm getting into Luka talk. What am I doing? We were just having a discussion about this is really, it was all Patrick Dumont driven because he just didn't want to pay that money to a guy that wouldn't give him the time of day. this is my superstar and he won't like he treats me like I'm a joke yeah we'll see what who's the joke anyway Michael was one of the first to do it to Jerry yeah but yeah I I am trying to move past the whole what if Michael were here thing because this is the best

or at least the most exciting Cowboys offense maybe that I've ever seen and on the defensive side of the ball it's not like they really had to do much yesterday You run into a couple drops, a couple errant throws, a couple penalties, and they're doing the little, put their fingers over your eyes bit, because they can just score and score and score. And maybe occasionally they'll have a little F up that costs them, it's third and 12, we're going to have to get off the field here,

we'll be back, we will score again after this time out. That's the thing. And most teams, I feel like, are going to just hammer them. And I don't know why the commanders didn't, and to me, that was the game. Okay, I got a lot more on this. First of all, fairlease.org. They were a game sponsor yesterday as well. They are the place where you can lease your vehicle wherever you are.

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so let's see if this will work but this is uh matt mosley trying to get jerry well we committed this a little more earlier in the season when it was a . If you go back and look at that film, you'll see us doing the same things we've been doing the last four or five weeks, a whole bunch of them, but we're executing. And they're the same things we've been doing for four, five weeks. But they executed them today.

Now, there were some things we did different, but we were executing some of the very same things. And yet we were hitting the gaps and making the place, defensively. so so much for change did you hear what just happened there there's a little Matt Mosley he's standing right next to Jerry he's not listening to Jerry's answer

at all Jerry's asking you know hey I mean you called a lot of man coverage today blitzed a lot more why don't you do that earlier in the year why don't you just do it early in the year and as he's talking Matt Mosley who wears sunglasses which is funny to see on NFL network at night when Jerry's standing there and there just one guy with

sunglasses he's not really listening and he just I was, mm-hmm, because he's waiting to ask about Trayvon. And yet, we were hitting the gaps and making the place, defensive. So, so much for change, yeah. I like the fact that everybody pitched in and got the result today. Another one. We're tracking? All right.

Got to result today. Mm-hmm. And they responded well to dig being out, which obviously, you know, was a setback. But, yeah. Well, and again, let me be real clear. Kind of putting words in his mouth, right? That this, nobody said. So they responded well to Diggs being out.

Jerry hasn't said that, you know? I don't think there was a response to Diggs being out at all. I think what you saw out there was just guys playing good football, individually being responsible, stepping their game up. Not because of Derry, just stepping their game up because they owe it to everybody to do that. That's what we saw. But you don't, there's no such thing as it we're going to show that we can do it without deal. It's not the case at all.

Again, I know it was subtle, but he gave him a, yeah. There's no such thing as it we're going to show that we can do it without deal. It's not the case at all. At all. It doesn't work that way. What you saw out there today was guys, whatever the defense that was called, you saw him executing it back. Cross the bullet. When something strange like that happens, a guy has an accident at home and caused a concussion.

Like you as GM, like, do you try to get to the bottom of that quickly? Do you wait for somebody to come to you? Like, here's what we're hearing from Trayvon. Like, how do you handle something like that? Well, I just... What is the question? What is the question there? He knows he wants to talk to him about...

He's trying to be like, just tell me what happened. But he can't say that. Yeah, just say that. but so this is what is uh do you just try to find out faster why doesn't he just get to it what what happened with trevon he's like and they did he they're not they're not going to share any more publicly well let's hear jerry say that though that's the point right yeah and i think he might first of all you might have done that already yeah uh no rules the point yeah not defending matt moseley here but i mean i've heard mitcho to even say this the thing

about Jerry is, even if he says I'm not going to address that anymore, if you kind of like dance around it a little bit, he might end up diving right in. Yeah. So you kind of say, oh, what are you thinking there? And then all of a sudden, he might be telling you the full story of how Trayvon Diggs was reaching for the frying pan on the top shelf, and it fell down, like, actually the anvil was up there. Yeah, you're right. But it just comes off, like, to me, like you know we're owed an answer on that but the way they're talking about it is they're talking around saying it was actually better he wasn't here yeah because that's what they all want to say yeah and are talking around saying they just they just don't let's see yeah I think

the Trayvon concussion is insane I can't remember hearing something like that the well okay Here's what's weird. It's just that he's been at the heart of this whole thing. All anybody's talking about is, does the defense care? Why do they not play more man? Are they listening to Iber Fluse? Then they get bent over the next week he no-shows, and the defense looks like they're bought in as they can be, and their defensive coordinator looks like they pulled a thousand pound envelope off of him. What are we supposed to think? Yeah. Let's see. Some notes I had. Jaden Daniels is winning this year's C.J. Stroud Award.

It's a sophomore slump. Yeah, that's a great award. Fox did not have a crazy graphic, like they did not do the ESPNE thing, but they did put a side by side of DQ and Shottie with backwards hat versus visor. So I think that that was kind of predictable. I don't remember if we threw in a DQ versus Shottie prediction, but that was the one thing they did put up, I saw. The DAC helmet ripped off

This is where we want to put skirts on them That should not have been a penalty Right Every week you're mad at DAC getting a penalty Well but even those guys are saying Who? The announcers and the Reef of Dean Blandino or whoever they call upon

That shouldn't have been a penalty, right? No, it's just I don't know they just see the helmet come off. They see somebody ripping a cross. I just think we should have robots. So that's what I think. I think we should have robot referees. Otherwise, you would review it.

You would see that it wasn't intentional. I found another penalty weird. When the long snapper penalty for lifting his head up, but then Dean Blandino kind of came on and said, well, that's a subjective call. Like if he quickly lifts it up, that's like a, you then call that penalty. Yeah.

So you're saying like, but if he slowly... Yes. I don't know. It just felt weird. There's a lot of that. You know, when I recently became re-familiarized with that was the Jared Gough trick play a couple of weeks ago on Sunday night football or whatever it was. Because there's a way that you can address the center that means you have established as quarterback. Like if you are behind the center, if you face him and stop, do you see what I'm saying?

Like they have to judge whether you were stopped long enough to be presenting, presenting, visit the rule book 100 years ago as quarterback. And that's up to the ref to judge whether or not you did it long enough. Kind of like the two or three pump thing. I don't know. We have the jacked up refs now.

That's becoming more and more prevalent. It used to be just Ed Hercules and then his son. And now a lot of dudes are... Oh, you have no trouble. Joystone. Going to Game Day men's health and getting all beefed up. We had the Southern Bell ref. I'm trying to think of some other ones. Oh, we had the Fire Marshal Bill ref. And I am deeming Alex Kemp to be the forgettable ref.

He has no distinguishing features. He's not, he's kind of a little doughy, just looks regular. He's like probably could be any guy you see anywhere. Might see him walking through. here. He's an engineer for midday, you know, a good day at 10 or whatever. He's the 10, he's, who knows what he is. He might actually be a producer. I don't know.

Could be homeless. I mean, he's just guy. He's just human. That's a good observation. He looks like every ref did in 1992. But he's a bit of a throwback. Let's see here. Oh,

okay, winning the toss. And you have scientists working on this around the clock to determine how that sun affects you. So I was trying to think this through last night. And if you want to just say this is brought to us by Early Bird CBD. Did I have a couple of Early Bird CBDs after the game? I did. Did I have them? Was I enjoying that while watching this game?

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So no drug test. If that's your game, then that's Early Bird's not for you. Unless they're testing you to make sure that you have THC, which we do. yeah or like if it was a weird job that was like we're okay with everything except for ketamine and they just wanted to make sure that that would be weird too but it would be early bird cbd.com the promo code is dumb zone 20 uh get 20% off so i have my early bird and then i'm thinking about winning the toss because as i started rewatching the game brohard informs me the doubt Alice won the toss elected to receive.

So I was like, man, that sucks. That means they don't get to determine the sun factor in the second half. They shouldn't have done that. And then as I'm thinking this out in my head, I thought, wait, wait, wait. No, this does allow you because so if you win the toss and elect to receive, the now in the second half, if you defer, you're deferring to the second half and you're going to say I want to receive. now you have the chance to receive, and you didn't get the chance to receive in the first half. So you have to, so you elect to receive.

So I'm deferring to the second half, because if you elect to receive, the other team gets to elect which end zone to defend, correct? In the first half. Well, no, wherever it is, if you elect in the second half to receive, the other team gets to elect which to defend, right? I mean, yes. So in every half. So I elected to receive in the first half. That means in the second half, when they elect to receive, I'll get to elect which thing to defend,

and I'll know which end zone I'm defending in the fourth quarter. What I'm going through all this early bird CB, this gummy thought that I had last night, landed me on. Wait a second. So they did control their fate. Yet in the fourth quarter, they can't see because they're trying to catch the ball. the sun. Now, they had a 20-point lead in the fourth quarter, so all as well. But with all the studying, all the talk about this, all the, the one way to determine your fate in the fourth

quarter is to win the toss in the first half and elect to receive. The other way would be for the other team to win the toss and they defer, right? Is this not an issue? I'm just saying last night they were looking into the sun the receivers were looking into the sun in the fourth quarter catching the ball in the fourth quarter so they all this talk about research we study this I got four coaches working on this

then they made the wrong choice now it's they they killed a division rival by you know 20 points nobody's upset today but I'm just wondering after all this BS we went through you actually made the wrong choice there. I'm going to implore a sod or somebody. It depends on who you want looking in the sun

because there was one play where Jaden Daniels was looking in the sun and he could not see downfield. So do you want your receivers looking in the sun or do you want your quarterback? That's kind of what I was... I would think your quarterback can better maneuver himself around that than a receiver looking back. I don't know if you're in the pocket.

Maybe not. I'm not sure. That's what I was thinking when we were watching. watching the game. Well, that's why I'd like Shadi to address this. And that's why he was so swarmy in there, or whatever in the press conference. He's like, yeah, we have these scientists. No, I'm just going to choose to go this way in the second half.

Well, that's ridiculous, then. I don't know. That's how I think it. Well, I'm just letting you know where my head was and gummy thoughts as I'm trying to determine, wait a second, man. I mean, what is the sun anyway? Yeah, I never, I mean, I had a pretty. pretty good feeling. I was actually disappointed. They were only up 21, 22.

Jerry is kind of right, though. It does look awesome when you're at the game. They got it open on the west side. Yeah, we know. There's a breeze. There's a beautiful day. We know. It's a perfect microcosm for all of it. I even took a picture on my phone. I bet you did. Send it to everybody. Their end of half offense is incredible. Dude, you know how much juice you get out of, like, the fact that you're thinking about trying to score a field goal. Sometimes you're going to get lucky. Get a little frisky. F-round and break one off. You know what you can't score a touchdown if you're not even trying to get the field goal. A lot of teams are just packing it in. And for damn sure after that sack. I was going to say that. So end of

half, they got 40 seconds after a touchdown. So a 40-second drive starts with a sack. That's kind of like, let's just take a knee now, right? Yeah, I think Big Mike is headed to the cold cut line. And they ended up with a touchdown. They throw a Pickens bomb and then that was right at. So at first you're thinking Washington's doing the wraparound. They're doing the TD before the half, TD after the half. They're now not just right in this game.

They're leading the game, right? They would have been. Yeah, and there's no reason to think that the commanders still couldn't have come out. Wait, Dallas, yeah, they couldn't have come out and scored right out of half. No, Washington got the ball to start. That's what I'm saying. But the field goal threat at the end of the first half

I just think that's the only reason Dallas is even trying They're even thinking about it Right because they're not They're trying to get to the 50 Right And then we were wrong That's why they didn't just need it I thought Brady had a rare good point

Rare He's dude he's sorry He's horrible We're gonna get to that after the break I don't know what we did I think that there's a do the job good For one year and quit bit Like he pulled the Romo

His rare good point was in retrospect at the end of the half like if you were Washington you might have rather milked the clock kicked a field goal because otherwise you just traded touchdowns and now you've been closer to the end of the game

it looks cool but yeah you're still tied or at the you know instead of a plus three and then yeah I thought the game was over that felt like boy that could be the game but who knows let's see what happens when Washington comes out in the third quarter, well, the Duran Bland pick six

was certainly game over, and it was awesome. Was it going nuts then? And you could see it coming. What do you mean? Like Mario escapes pressure, and when he heaves it, I mean, naturally your eyes look ahead downfield, and Bland just broke on it and you knew he was going to score. But about the sun, he said the sun was kind of in his eyes, but he just did his best and caught it. Like, you can battle this. It doesn't make it impossible. No, it just doesn't need to be there.

It's that part of it. They should be able to close the curtain when it's in their eyes and then open it when it, like, if you want a home field advantage. That'd be a good bit. Dude, how, you know how crazy it would be, like how fired up the TV producers would be if they had like a remote and it was just badass? It just whipped open the curtains and they'd be like, all right, now it's time to open the curtains. and Jerry goes up there hits and they fly open

and then they close them when it's an option. Yeah. Open and close a lot quicker than a roof. I mean, my curtains have the thing like the little... Just get a big one of those. Just turn it. Get rowdy to turn it. Have two Ford of those 50s on the bottom of a...

Hey, look who's here. Jimmy Nelson and Scott Crisp just walked in. Hey, fellas. Oh, my goodness. Hey, Fallon. Big Cowboys win. you heard big dumb yeah that was great we don't have the dignity to just suck they keep you in they keep you invested yeah it was a fun game i'm in the hype you're saying that's the wrong guy over there yeah he knows it's our year so yeah this feels special a little shoddy a little shoddy

special no i don't know my favorite tom brady insight of late was the dog thing yeah you all talked about that already i guess not you know what let's save that because i want to play a lot of tom brady audio. Good deal. In a couple minutes. Washington Redskins go, fuck yourself. Look, don't you see that when you call your organization the Washington Redskins, it's offensive to us? How is it offensive? How is it offensive? Jesus, we are a proud team, Mr. Cartman.

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yeah now West Borland's a guitar player yeah not John Otto not drummer Limp Biscuit members. It's your new core knowledge up a little bit. All right. Joining us in studio here just for the second half of the program, Jimmy Nelson and Scott Chris, stand-up comedians. And from the oddball

history podcast, thank you, thank you for having them out. Yeah, thank you very much. The last time I was here was right before the Luca trade. Ooh. Tainted memory in that sense. And we had forgot about Luca for a few minutes. So thanks for bringing him up. Sorry. I live with it every day. I'm at a fair in Waco, Texas, and they have a Luca Donchich Lakers jersey up to be one. It's just taunting me. It's sad. It's too much. I felt weird even being in the AEC on Saturday. Yeah. But what did you say then about you were teasing something about Tom Brady? You hate Tom Brady doing something? No, he had a hilarious line on TV. During a broadcast, a guy like smashed his helmet on the sideline. Yeah, into the, you know, those little things that hold the helmets on the back of the bench that have now just turned into targets for guys to slam that. Oh, I haven't noticed that.

And Brady was like, boy, those things have become like your dog. What was it? Yeah, he was like, man, hey, you know, you got to let it out, like you smash a helmet, you got your dog at home. He's like, you got the dog at home, you got the other thing here. And you could hear, I guess, who is it that does it with him? He was like, oh. Oh, people are going to click that. And run to the right, one yard.

Get some distance between us and that. Deep drive to left by Castiano. Who's that? Who hates their dog? Christy Noam? Who's going to shot their dog? She shot the dog. The dog was a problem, guys.

The dog was not assimilating. The dog was... You're illegally. That's right. Okay, I have audio from the game. Some of it will prove why Brady is not good. Let's start with EA, though. You noted this one as well, but for different reasons.

So the first EA report on Jaden Daniels, Aaron Andrews. Why did you want this, marked? I don't remember. Oh, okay. I thought you said like it was just wild or, oh, it was like a little too over the top, a little too much drama. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jaden Daniels talk. But anyway.

And for Jane Daniels, Aaron Andrews, he had a tough week losing that fumble late in the game that cost him. Yeah, and Kev, he said, thank goodness that game was on a Monday night. It was a short week because he said if my week had gone much longer, I would have gone crazy. Jane admitted I didn't get much sleep this week. So wait, let's start there, short week. What, did I play on Monday? And now they're playing Sunday. Had this game gone much longer?

Okay. You could faint. Like, it was one more? Okay. Jane admitted I didn't get much sleep this week including after that night against Chicago he said he sent his coach at 4 am a text message that said I'll never do that again you won't have to worry about it

said that in so many words of course look he said he sat back this week looked in the mirror looked at things he needed to improve on and admitted I'm a perfectionist and the way that Chicago game ended I'm so much better than that he said I have a lot to prove to my team going forward here so he's willing to admit he admitted it's just I'm a perfectionist

he sat back this week Looked in the mirror, looked at things he needed to improve on and admit it. I'm a perfectionist. You know what? It's hard for me to admit that, though. The first step to getting over, it is admitting that you have this problem. And it can be hard for me to look at all of you wallering and mediocrity. Right.

But me, I got to be perfect. Just the perfectionist. Also, what is this the Bible? Like, she's at, I swear to you never again, Coach Quill, like, he fumbled. This is not the end of the world. You're texting him at 4 a.m. and you might say we're being a little rough on EA that's I mean that's her pregame stuff

but you know what she's here for she's here for these big moments like Jaden Daniels getting injured this is why we pay her millions of dollars millions of dollars to be on the sideline to find out what's going on with Jaden Daniels. Aaron what do you see

well what we see right now is Marcus Marriota taking the field as you see of course Jaden Daniels grabbing his right hamstring He went inside the tent, was there for a while. We'll tell you guys, the best indication, we got that thumbs up. That was over to his mom, Regina Jackson, who's standing right behind me. And then he went into the locker room.

Again, commanders are saying he's questionable to return, but I got to think that thumbs up to his mom was giving her a little bit of reassurance that he's going to be okay. We'll see if he comes back out. Yeah, that's obviously looks like a good sign for at least long term. Okay, so we sent it to her. So stupid. And let me try and find, determine there what from Aaron Andrews report was more than Jake could have given me watching TV. So he saw that he went off the field.

He saw she went and he went to the tent. The camera caught him giving a thumbs up. Jake would not have known that his mother's name is Regina Jackson. So the information that Aaron Andrews was able to give us during that game. I could have given you more, actually. I might not have been able to giving you the name, but I know his mom is like keeping pussy away. from him. Is that right? Is that a thing? Yeah, that's the thing. She's one of those like stay away from my son, moms for sure. Like Ed Gein's mom. In a way. Just the same. In a way. Okay, well, certainly

she has more later. Okay, now go do your job. Walk around the side to talk to people, figure out what's going on. Let's send it to her later in the game. Certainly you'll have more now. Aaron, what do you have on more on that well we don't have much keb obviously he's been rolled out with a hamstring injury here's a look at what happened when he got sacked he awkwardly fell to the ground of course he already knew that grabbed the back of his right leg he did go in the tent for a bit told us him in there he gave a thumbs up to his mom and he ran into the locker room and that's where he has stayed of course okay that wasn't the knee that caused him to miss two games that was his left me. This is his right hamstring.

We'll obviously hear more out to the game. Hope he's doing okay. I appreciate a great job and certainly hope he's okay. Okay, was it a great job? Don't know. Everybody hopes he's okay. Good to hear that. Lots and prayer. Not many announcers would have the bravery to go on national TV and say they hope he is okay.

That's every conversation with my wife. Just a bunch of words I've heard before and the ending is, you didn't really say much, did you? just kind of went over what we've already done. I knew all that. Yep. All right. Everyone hopes he's okay. We all hope he's okay.

Jake is like three years old or, I don't know, maybe 13. Because Jake told me to mark this, and he wanted to bring it to the show. That's on Colson Yankoff, who commits the penalty. The penalty was a guy named Yankoff. He'll have a long field. You're right. It's a clip. Jake's like, you've got to cut this, bro.

It's fucking hilarious. Here it is just, it's hard to see right there. Oh. Getting just kind of tossed and he got yanked off that block. Yeah, yeah. Right, TV. Tom, you son of a bitch. He knocked that one out of the park.

You know, for him, he did. They were all kind of circling around it there. Like, what are we doing this? What are we going to do? Yeah. Tom was like, I got this. Is this an anchor word or is this a only in journalism word? So this Cowboys defense that has been much maligned.

They're lapsed in the league in so many categories. I think it's probably a little bit of both. Much maligned. You just don't hear other than maybe the occasional oft, but you're not hearing maligned without much. Nobody's getting medium maligned. Yeah, barely malign. He was, they were medium maligning me.

Kind of just grazed. Right. No, everybody's just getting tons of... Much maligned. A lot of malignment. So much. Is it malignment? Much malign.

Because you have alignment. Uh-oh. What's malign? Malign is not being aligned, right? Yeah, I guess. I've never thought about it. The malign ability of the team. Let's see here.

Oh, I thought this was just interesting. How do we get back to make something manageable? Good call there by Shottie. Not that he called him shoddy That number one, that's funny Yeah Shottie There's an Akeman

There's an incomplete There's an Akeman, Akeman, too Yeah, oh okay I thought that's what they were doing. If yours yelling Aikman-Akeman, are you now I know it's a pass play? Is that again? There's some real obvious audibles. Like if you audible into Emmett, do you feel like that's a...

It might be a half-backed-eye. Wide receiver screen, yeah. Yeah, I, uh, there's some, like, you know, but we're getting created for a little while, like Bob Ross for draw. Right. But if it's just Aikman, that's not quite enough. Okay. I want to now illustrate why Tom Brady is not good.

And Blake, he seemed surprised by this. I thought he was fine. I thought he got better. Yeah. He was bad at the beginning last year, then he got better. And now I think he's back to really bad. One here, he's fake humble. It's one aspect.

Send everyone deep, and if they cover it, don't worry, Jane, you run. Yeah, exactly. I wish I had that option once in my career. I think you did just fine pass out. You know, that kind of worked out. I always blame my knee brace anyway. Jayton doesn't. Just the whole, I wish I could have run him during my career.

I mean, maybe I could have won 50 Super Bowl. It's gross. All of it's gross. And KB is like the perfect guy to just be there. Like, yeah, it worked out, right? Tell him again, Tom. Yeah, bro. What's the alternative?

Would you rather him say, like, I didn't have to run like that? God, whenever he does he need to make that? I want someone that snipes at Tom Brady, unfairly even. You know what I mean? Like for the play. by play guy? That was a stupid point, Tom. Yeah. Tom, what would you know? What would you know? Can't even keep a wife.

You're your kids. You players think because you can play the game. You can come in here and do what we do. I thought he had a bad bit when they were talking about the sun. You know, it's beautiful if you're in the stadium, but sometimes maybe that gets in the way. You played here. You dealt with that. I did. I never wanted to make an excuse as a professional athlete. Like the sun was in my eyes, though. But yeah. Oh, I love that. photo one of my favorite ones and I threw that ball to gronk I remember that

and whenever someone sends me something insulting or something mean to me I just send him that photo it looks like you're coming down from the heavens I say take that I don't even get it I don't get it

because it looks cool cool shit yeah I'm Tom Brady are people regularly yeah how what is he just getting bodied in the group chat like I did dunk on Brady again your wife's banging their karate instructor it's like here's a picture of me looking sweet

I like his point though he said that picture you guys see yeah I remember that yeah it was a sweet picture too if you were Brady you would love that picture too it was awesome with the rays it's cool but it's also the only reason the cowboys have that

set up like that is just to look cool yeah and ruined games so they brought Dean Blandino in Occasionally. Once during the game, like they said something. Tom Brady tried to call for Dean Blandino, but he must have been on a different broadcast. I don't know. Don't they share him? So he wasn't there. And then this particular play was the one where the ref was standing in the way and didn't really call for the, you know, you're not allowed to snap it yet. You're not allowed to snap it yet. Okay, now you can snap it. But there's only two seconds on the clock. And then there was a delay. of game. That's this particular play. But this illustrates to me why the Brady dynamic cannot work.

And another whistle. Lay of game, offense. Five-yard penalty. Third down. He held the snap forever. The ref was standing there not letting him snap it. That's because of the substitution. The commander's sub. Dallas

gets an opportunity to match up. Dean, nice with you not to have more time this time. That'd be like a two and a half yard. I do want to apologize for ignoring you, Tom, it definitely wasn't on purpose. Sure, it would have been a big power move to ignore the goat, it would have. I agree.

That's the problem. Because you're sitting here, you're all in reverence of this one guy with you. Yeah, pathetic. Like, so you all just want to make him happy. And I would never ignore the goat. I would never, I mean, you're the goat. You're the best.

You're awesome. You're wondering. Like, Troy Aikman never had this. He had to kind of go to the announcing minor leagues a little bit. He was in the NFL Europe. Yeah. Then he was on a lower team and then he kind of worked his way up. And so there was never this.

Oh, man, we've just given you everything because you are who you are. Sir, sorry. I mean, you can take one of the best broadcasters we have, one of the best young broadcasters in the game, Greg Olson. And we'll just toss him off of the broadcast because you have decided in all your greatness to humbly accept the $30 million. your contract from Fox. Thank you, sir.

Mr. Goat. Here, a little more on Brady. They were talking about Duran Bland, and then Brady was talking about what he feels the Dallas defense needs to get better. What a great player he's been, KB, for this organization. Pick six is, tackling. They missed him a lot last year.

They covered him last year. It's a big part of that reason why that defense struggle. And when he's back and making plays like that in the past game, pick sixes, tackles, that's what this defense needs to improve if they're going to go from bottom the league to something middle of the league where they need to be if they really want to compete for the division. Pick sixes and tackles. Those are two good things for defense. I think if they get more of those, it will be good. Then we're going, yeah, two, a couple of those a game, we're good. Yeah, hell yeah. Pick six is. Thank you, Tom. And tackles. That feels like

it feels like Jordan Hudson like did you guys hear any of the Bill Belichick's girlfriend talking on a hot mic? Oh no. They caught her in an actual She was in a production meeting for a show he was going to do and she had all like the football terms

up there and she... It's necessary to say keep them out of the end zone because I feel like that's pretty self-explanatory and I don't know if there's like an additional point Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Is it really necessary to say tackle I feel like that's obvious

You gotta keep him out of that. A lot of this might be we're in the fourth quarter of a blowout. Yeah. And Tom Brady is not a guy. You're there to analyze football and big plays and things like that. But if we start getting into,

I've got to kill time with funny stuff. He shorts out. Yeah. So here then, okay, first he's going to tell you how to get to the playoffs. Okay. And then he's going to forget that he's at work.

Okay. you have these goals at the beginning of every season if you want to get to the playoffs the easiest way to do is win your division okay okay got him a pretty easy way to do it is to win your division it kind of means that you're in the playoffs yeah it's like automatic against the guys that you know best he's done that against Washington okay so now we're just kind of going again this is a blowout and everything but tom you're still the the color commentator and we kind of expect you to

to commentate on every play that happens. If a play happens, you've got to play-by-play guy? He's telling you, okay, that happened. Then what does Tom tell us about that play? Or maybe it's your expanding on something you were just talking about. But take it away. Get it out. Here we're going to take.

We're the play fake to Williams. Prescott, looking around. It's a little high for Pickens. He was open. Just couldn't make the connection. that they've done already today a bunch and it's third and five. I don't know. Maybe he had a call. Spam risk or something.

Did you want to go like, maybe you should have done a better ball there on that one? He's like, I don't have anything to say. Play-by-play guy could have said something. Well, he left it right there for him. Sure, but after five seconds, say something. And it's a third and five again. I think the driver of the boat would be saying, giving Tom something a jumping off point or something. He should be teaching him that...

25 games into his NFL career. Yeah, he should have to teach him that. It's not a teaching thing. It's just you are driving the ship, play-by-play, man. How about you get the guy involved? He can't because Brady's over here on the phone, field and calls from the Saudis

to set up a flag football league or something. That's all on Brady. I was listening to a radio broadcast. That does sound like something here would do, though. And I love the vamping of the broadcasters where a team got a safety, and the color guy was just like, oh, hey, when they're safety,

such weird scores. It's like now they're going to kick their field goals. It's going to be seven to five. Seven to five. I'm like, all right, you got to say something. You're getting paid. That's what baseball is great for it. Tom Brady really is doing Saudi flag football.

Oh, he really is. Yeah. There's a tournament over there next, so we can have the football wars. We can all argue over whether it's okay to. Is he going to do it right after his stand-up set is over? Is he part of that as well? Yeah, him and KB are a two-man. a two-man show.

This is a perfect picture of Blake for this topic of Tom Brady. Yeah. Just not on board. Do you have any cowboy audio? Do we have any more cowboy audio? I have some Jerry stuff we can say for tomorrow if you'd like.

There's just funny things to me. Like, have you... We haven't really heard what he calls Coach Schottenheimer. Listen to this. Oh, that's what I wanted to play. Nobody calls him George. We're doing pickings or GP, but Jerry's not comfortable saying GP.

Well, it gives a turp a lot of openness, doesn't it? When those two guys are out there, I'm kidding. I think it gives them a lot of openness. It gives them a lot of openness. Like a therapy term. I like it. So you got terp, and then you'll hear George. Well, it gives a turp a lot of openness, doesn't it?

When those two guys are out there, I'm kidding. But obviously the fact that George has been able to really establish himself in Lamb's absence, both with confidence himself, his teammates, coaches. Now that gives what he can bring to the table with Lamb, with what we're doing in our running game. I thought I don't want to take anything away from Washington and how they can disrupt, but I thought that was one of our best offensive outings out here in several years. Okay, so let's see here. I think it's just the idea I found several times.

He calls him Brian. He calls Shottie Brian. Keep it cat. I think he likes the solid names that he grew up with. George. That's exactly what I was thinking with George. I bet Mary used to have like 20 friends named George. They all died.

I think he knows any Cavantes? Oh. Yeah. You're up with a Cavante. Yeah. Well, they had that picture of Jerry when he was a kid and one of the civil rights. He was protesting black kids integrating. Yeah, and Little Rock. Yeah, so our owner.

He, I don't know, there's a few more in here, but we can, we could do it tomorrow. There's a lot of time to talk, Jerry. Yeah, I can save mine. You want to save yours? Are we rolling right to the news? Sure. should it be brought to us by Qualis Roofing

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When's the last time you put out of fire, Jimmy? We probably had one two weeks ago. Do you, I don't know what your family, Jimmy's a Dallas Police Department, or excuse me, Dallas Fire Fighter. Do you have a family that lives around the country, by any chance? No, they're all pretty local. Because, like, for me, when I look at, it's like watching Brandon Aubrey kick field goals.

When I see there's a fire in Dallas, I find myself wondering. I wonder if Jimmy's there. The East Dallas one on Gaston. Yeah, that one looked pretty gnarly. Yeah, I went multi. I think they burned it down. So, don't want them all. What do you mean?

They burned it. What? Okay, that's incorrect. We always talk like that when it's like you, uh, like if you go defensive on a fire like you know you're burning it down right so it's like oh we could have done better on that one maybe okay so it's surrender yeah we surrender to the fire yeah is it ever like um is it ever like you know in high school sports there's wild discrepancies between teams i lost a lot of games going to most games no and we're probably

losing this by four touchdowns but you try to psych yourself up you ever on the truck on the way over you get out or something you know there's no we have no shot This fire is going to eat it. It's shaking everything. Is there ever a fire you get to, and it's kind of, it's been a drought or something, and so there's watering restrictions, and you're like, you know what? Let's let time handle this one. Yeah, I don't want to waste, if we waste all this water, it's not going to work anyway. I'm not a decision-making person, but the only time I thought that was the pallet, we had a big pallet fire kind of by, like, parking the hospital district.

literally a pallet storage thing so it was just a bonfire oh I don't remember that was that the huge yeah it was literally like it's the perfect the perfect thing wood to burn as a pallet on fire just got air in between it all right

and so we call that going defensive like if you're offensive like an aggressive attack you're going inside structures and dragging lines and actually actively doing things and when it's just like gone you're just containing the perimeter setting the sticks like the big ladders and just spraying water at it and it was such a big fire that you're like we go that

i don't know if there's a science guy that can you know how many btus are coming off of it versus how much water we can put on like we might just let it burn yeah fewer people visited the state fair of texas this year the lowest attendance since 2018 well i did my part i know i was there tc went like four times with his kid i'm hoping A couple of them A couple of them About 400 The fair sucks

Let's admit it You know what it is But it's good for the city You know what it is, boy It's not Man I got a war You ever have This is probably uniquely something

That I have happening to me Because I make it happen But I have two people Fighting about the fair In my email Like a guy from the fair Heard heard me talking about the fair being like the fair seems like it's not really doing much and uh kind of living off this doing

a lot for the community thing and he's a good listener and i believe probably his job to talk about the fair being good so he sent me like a long thing and a pamphlet and a packet and i'm like i could read this or i could just send it to philip and let philip take it apart point by point of course so i just sent that back to that guy and i was like hey we should preview the fair with someone to come in and tell us all that's wrong with the fair. Because no, you know, radio stations and whatnot, they always... I know. They love to jump on the, oh, we'll support the fair because it's good for Dallas, like Blake would say.

Yeah. Fox 4 will probably have a minute. Like, everybody's pumping up the fair beforehand. Right. It's all free pub. So why don't we tell it like it is? Bring the fair down a notch. Yeah.

It's about time. My wife loves the fair. That's the thing. It's one of the... They got their hooks in us. I hated about it. One of the things I hate about her the most. This dummy, just fucking hates.

It's hard to look at it. Hates money and loves corn dogs. You're like, all right, let's go look at some pigs again, I guess. Dude, it is just the cost. The cost is, like, grossly prohibitive. I don't know. It's also beating, getting down there, parking, getting in, fighting crowds, getting out of there. It's a lot.

Yeah, maybe it's just a deal where as life gets better, shit that's sucks is on borrowed time. Like, there's not that much stuff where you're like, absolutely. Yeah, I'll just go put up with this. It's terrible, but we always did it. So we'll just keep doing it. It's what you do.

But yeah, as more people, you know, can do whatever you want at any time. Buy a $24 turkey leg and shut up. Yeah, that's a fun. That's a fun one. You can get a mattress. You can get a mattress. They sell mattresses at the fair. Wow.

We have a friend who bought one. Did you get a decent deal? Did you have to buy it? coupons? Yeah. Eight million coupons. That's another huge beating about the fair, the whole coupon system.

Now, we're waiting to see if Blake gets a little bit of freedom from Angelo asking for food or money, the homeless person that Blake has on his payroll, because on Monday, today, all of the fair's leftovers are donated to local pantries

and shelters. Why do you think the half-life on that stuff is whatever it's the third week of corn dog like old corn dog that's right when they're getting good you gotta let them age a little bit anything from our man

did he ask for more money to go to the fair oh he invited Blake he wanted me to go to the fair he wanted to go on scholarship in fact I should find the text again I would have done that though are you taking him to the fair oh yeah that'd have been great the less fortunate it's like a recruiting

visit let him see the better homeless people down there like i could be taking this guy you need to start fucking acting right that's not a bad idea look at this lunatic like you do it like it's the night what's the christmas movie so jimmy he texted me hey the state fair is coming up if you're not doing nothing in this month let me know maybe we could go he when he texts me he sends me five or six texts at the same time uh one of them said it's going to be like one of the one thing in the whole world you don't want to miss. We've kind of been hung up on that. Yeah, one of the one thing you don't want to miss.

No, my only... I'm sorry the homeless guy you're taking care of isn't well read. Sorry he doesn't get. You came to more concise fashion. Yeah, what an idiot. I bet he didn't even have a job. I sent this text to you guys because it was pretty strange. Angelo over the weekend asked me for a mattress-sized suitcase.

Yeah. A lot of questions Yeah, we're doing just crib stuff now I like this I said I didn't have one that big Well, you don't know

what his mattress size is It's very true That's good point But I've told you guys He's become a smart ass recently Damn And he said And I said, I said

I can't help you He said I wasn't asking For no money I was just wondering But okay thank you Geez, I get a little Just wondering As they get older

They get lippy Just wondering I didn't I wasn't asked you to buy it. Yeah, I wasn't asking you for money. Every other text I've ever had to you is, will you buy this for me? I just wanted to know if you did have the McDonald's app and were able to buy me a meal. This is like the reverse drug dealer relationship where you used to go buy weed from a guy and you'd have to talk to him.

Right, you'd be beaten by that. And it's the opposite. Now the guy buying the weed is talking. Blake's having to talk to that guy. All of the scales are off. in their relationship. Were you downstairs? I believe you were yesterday

when we played this small clip from the New York City mayoral debate regarding parades. I did not see you play that on our stream. Okay, well, I want to play it for you because there's a moment in here that really made me think of our time in court. So do we have the ability to play that one today?

You don't need to know anything about it. It's New York City. mayoral debate this is like a public television station and they're asked about parades which is a big deal in new york city okay gentlemen new york city loves its parades and the mayor is often front and center you have all said that you want to be mayor for all new yorkers so will you march in all the parades that mayors have traditionally marched in or are there any that you would boycott mr slywa i think a mayor has a responsibility whatever possible to march in parades to celebrate whatever that parade is performing as.

I've been a grand marshal of the Pulaski Day parade. I was proud to celebrate my Polish her. Are there any that you would boycott, though? I would just need to move this along. Would you boycott any of the city's parades? No, I would not boycott any parade. Mr. Cuomo, would you boycott? To be available to all racial, ethnic, and religious groups. No, I wouldn't unless they discriminated. Okay. Mr. Mamdani.

There are many parades that I would not be attending because I'd be focusing on the work of leading this city. Which parade? I've already missed a number of those parades because I've been trying to speak to as many work as possible. Okay. I don't have the list of all the parades I've missed. Wow, that's a lot.

Are there, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, are there any parades that don't exist that you think should? Mr. Mammani? I haven't thought much about parades, to be honest. I have not thought. I don't even know what. parade doesn't exist.

Every parade has the right to exist in New York City. Oh, now we're personifying parades. This guy got his teeth in a talking point. He's like, I'm not letting go. I'm telling you, my focus is on affordability. I'm not thinking. So good. No, I guess I haven't considered what

parades don't exist yet. Boy, I love all of their answers. That was great. Like, I do love the one guy, the Democrat guy. He's kind of... No. Oh, I'm Donnie. Yeah, like his bit.

They're always trying to bear trap him in everything. Oh, yeah. And they're like, yeah, what about Israel? And it's like, I don't know. Look, I'm running from mayor of New York. I'm trying to make things affordable in New York. Yeah, but, okay, you like parades. I think they should all exist.

Okay? Which one might you not like? Like, they're just trying to make everybody... This is all these weird things that don't mean anything, yet they make them such a big part of the debate. The gay one. How do you feel about the gay one? Yeah, even that parade?

All right, but just the hot ones. All right, but just the hot ones who, yeah, they just keep narrowing it down. Did you see that we had a sick-ass heist over the weekend at your favorite, maybe second favorite museum in Paris, the Louvre? What's my favorite if that's the second favorite? Didn't you go to two of them? Wouldn't there another one? I went to a couple, yeah. But I went to the Louvre, sure.

Big. Big. Big. Lots of paintings. The biggest. It's the biggest. It's very big. There's a lot of stuff there.

Nice bathrooms. Well, it was... Awesome bathroom. Awesome bathroom. I don't know if they got a new oceans movie or if this is the heat sequel, but this is a straight-up Hollywood heist. This is where Mona Lisa is, I believe. Correct. Or what's the one without arms?

Venus. Venus de Milo? Yeah, I'm not sure if Mona Lisa is there, but Venus is definitely there. Okay. Yeah. Mona might be. They got burgled. He had two burglars lifted up onto a second.

floor balcony with like a lift they say that priceless amount of jewels but i mean obviously it's got a price it's some sort of price but yeah the french royal jewels this happened in the morning this happened at 930 in the morning on sunday took less than seven minutes damn the most country's most prized art collection this seems like what are we going to do sort of it seems like the sort of, well, what we're going to do is make a great movie about it one day. But, yes, in this day and age, for this to happen, is awesome. Yeah, broad daylight. The museum was open. It's kind of like if there was a serial killer out there now, you got to tip your hat to him.

Oh, yeah. Not getting caught on camera? Yeah, camera, just everything that tracks you, all that kind of stuff. Like all your cars have chips in them now. You know exactly. They could find you. The unsung hero of society is the modern serial killer. Right ingenuity But is there even one That's the thing

Everybody's spree killers these days Right That's not Nobody has the discipline No You gotta stick to the run Yeah You know

Don't go chasing Something right So yeah It's a daytime heist But it's Go ahead No no No I was still thinking

About serial killers Well I think that's a fertile ground If something pops up there Did you ever hear Kyle Cana's joke about serial killers about Jack the Ripper and finding out he only killed five people? And he's like, I know this is a weird time for national pride to swell up. But as an American, I have to point out, we have a guy killing five people right now. Right.

Yeah. No matter what time it is. Yeah, Jack the Ripper, I certainly would have had at least double digits. Just a reign of terror. But it's like I have, I know, like, I know a guy who knows a guy who killed. five people. This is a weird mix now, though, because they have all these crime shows. And so basically, they're telling you how to commit crimes.

Sure. They're telling you the mistakes that others have made. Like, my wife watches these all the time, and she knows exactly how to kill me. Right. But so you're getting more of a blueprint, yet it's also more difficult to get away with these crimes because of the surveillance state we live in. So it's like having a radar detector. But then the cops get a different thing that can, you know, and you just, it's just to keep battling back and forth here. Well, these guys took off on scooters.

Fuck, yes. In the most French thing possible, they took off on scooters. They can't pull up their Lyme account or whatever? As of this morning, they were, had not been caught. And it's really funny because all these news articles out of Paris describe like people mourning near the museum. Like, that's super funny. Some jewels got stolen A bunch of French people

You're mourning the jewel Yeah It's such a French thing Like the crown jewels Got stolen And they're like You know I mean if somebody gets killed

I suppose But Yeah It's just very French to me That they're like They're the jewel Also those are It's just like

Lupan They're ever see the show Lupan About the gentleman thief He did a heist On the Louvre As well And they loved

nobody was crying yeah they were like oh loupan's the coolest that's very french it says here it is hard to overstate the importance of the lou to france which is why i've never been afraid of a french person in my life you have that museum's that important it's just not that this is not possible but these guys are on the loose the perot museum not like that with you yeah no i can't the julius jones or who was it i think it might not julius jones it might have been darian mcfadden no It was, we did this again the other day already. Felix? Felix.

It was Felix Jones. They had a thing, like, are you as fast as Felix Jones? Like today, Felix Jones? No. Yeah. It was just odd when he was here as if this was somebody, everybody in Dallas knew, ah, there's a fast guy. Felix Jones.

And then finally, we lost our rainbow sidewalks in Houston. So the ones in Dallas may be next. I thought we already lost the Dallas one. No, that's like the mayor comes on and says, hey, you've got to take care of this. So the mayor has not jumped yet? It hasn't been done yet. Abbott mentioned it.

Houston did it first. There's a couple of them in the state of Texas. And as of Houston this weekend was painted over. So that would be a fun one. What if the city, if we made our local sports teams rainbow-colored? A little loophole? Dude. Yeah.

Okay, I'll wrap up with this. I forgot to tell you guys this. I have a sauna story. And, you know, our friend with the Brewers who gave us some cool t-shirts, and one of the ones he gave me was a Brewer's Pride Day shirt. And I don't know. I've never really, I guess I've never worn a rainbow-themed shirt. Matt Small.

He is the Brewer's director of digital marketing. Because I don't know. I don't, there's a generational thing probably, right, where I don't think about being gay necessarily. But if you have a shirt on at like a local white, upper white suburb wreck, wearing a rainbow shirt does get some looks, especially whenever you go to the sauna. And I walked into a conversation, man. And they were polite enough to hit me with, hey, you cool if we blow each other? They were in the middle of like a lot of politics. And then they were like, hey, does this, I'm sorry, does this annoy?

you we don't want to bother you and i'm like i'm fine and then the guy goes have you seen what they're doing at the school boards though like people are showing up and undressing and i go but i'm not going to participate you said that yeah and then it was silent oh for maybe 15 seconds and then the guy who was trying to be cool was like i mean it's like 50 50 i maybe a little more than 50 of what he does but it's 50 i didn't even vote for the guy I didn't vote for her either, and I'm like, damn, dude, I blew this entire situation up. And then it got silent again, and the dude goes, but my Red Raiders just took it in the shorts yesterday. And I was like, that's my shit right there.

That's what I do. I was like, I couldn't cover the nine and a half in the USC game. Now let's get back to blow in each other. Yeah. Intermission. No good, man. That was tough, yeah. The dumb zone.

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but it's because you're thinking about it being a small bed. Yeah. What if you had all the comforts of a man-sized bed with all the features of a bunk bed? Yeah, you can get one. You can? Damn, dude. Do you have a little trundle underneath it in case a homie, the third guy comes over? Boy, this one has a slaget.

This one has a slide down. Wow. What a move. You need like a pole, like the fire. Ooh. Do you all still use a pole? Two stations still have them. Only two.

Yeah, only two. There's more people fucked up their ankles than quickly got to the fire apparatus. Really? In the middle of the night. People would just fucking dead. What if it was like a ball pit down there? Or the foamy pit? That, man, I need a, okay.

I'll talk to Eric Johnson about this. Yeah. Then the whole thing in a Ninja Warrior. If Trump knew there was no polls in fire departments, he would absolutely demand they get put back in. Holy shit. Look at that alpha move. Look at that giant bunk bed.

King-sized bunk bed. Put your wife up there and you get your king-size bottom. You're not doing top bunk, letting her have it? No. I just want to be able to choose. Wow, that's a great-looking bed, folks. It really is. Oh, now let's do this.

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Well, this is the world. world's worst. In Moscow, 340 fans were crushed to death in an open staircase during a game between the Soviet and the Dutch players. Police had herded the fans down an open, icy staircase. The details were not published in the USSR

until seven years later. What's the point then? I don't know. Maybe they were trying to throw you off the Chernobyl scent. Like, yeah, but actually, the seven years ago, is that match up with timeline this is 1982 Chernobyl is 86 I think oh really it doesn't match up

but that would have made more sense the only time I get freaked out at games like is the Cotton Bowl the Cotton Bowl feels like you could be herded and crushed when you're in it it's all concrete but of course as the AP pointed out the Associated Press

the 340, they said it wasn't that big of a deal because they were only soccer fans. There's no way. It does say that. There's no way. I can't believe they would say that, but there it is. AP style. On this day in 1988, Reggie Rogers,

he was the number one pick of the Detroit Lions. He killed three teenagers while driving under the influence. I wonder what happened to him. Did he go to jail? He said it was Reggie Rogers? Reggie Rogers. Reggie Rogers' brother. was named Don Rogers.

He was a safety for the Cleveland Browns. He died in 1986 the day before his wedding of a cocaine overdose. And that was just eight days after the Len Bias cocaine overdose. Don Rogers was a big fan of Lenn Bias and just wanted to see if he could do it. Yeah. Honoring his late brother and Lynn Bias, Reggie Rogers would then live to the age of four. 49, where he would die of a cocaine overdose in 2013. The family curse.

Damn. And on this day, in 1989, it was their first game since they started football after the death penalty. His daughter died from an enlarged heart, kind of a zig when they zagged, black sheep of the family. Couldn't handle the cocaine use of the family. I'll get in front of this. This is the SMU's first game back. So oddly, their first game. came back is on October 20th.

Yeah, they probably didn't play a full schedule, right? They lose to Houston. Houston has, they lost 95 to 21, and Houston has 1,021 yards in total offense. These guys just talked about the Cumberland game. Cumberland versus Georgia Tech that we do every now and then. Yeah, that was like last week or something. something right the day in history yep yeah that was the the one team had there was no they didn't

they disbanded their football yeah cumberland didn't have a john heisman the coach of georgia tech like that through a legal loophole and they say it was pettiness because they uh cumberland blew out their baseball team that john was also the coach of and they had paid a lot of ringers like they had professional players just kick the shit out of them and so he was like no we're coming for you in football and so they're like we don't have a team though and it's like well if you don't come to play you sign the contract you're going to we're going to sue you for three thousand dollars and they were like okay we can get a team together damn so it's law students and frat guys that just went and played one of the tops just getting crushed

and neither team punted neither team punted it's like a touchdown every 22 seconds there was every time the john high i think there was no first downs right like uh or there might have been like long runs but like because every play was a They would go score. And then they only had like three plays that went for positive yardage. Yeah. No, they had six, but two were fumbles. Devastated.

Yeah, it's tough to overcome those. Their quarterback got carded off three times with concussions, which is very 1916 to run him back out there after a concussion just immediately. Yeah. You're good this time. It's 179 to zero. We got them. Get back out there.

Also very 1916, one of the Georgia Tech players as a prank, they shared one water bucket at this time on the sideline. And as a prank, he took out his glass eye and put it in the water bucket. That's a great bit. Gave the Cumberland boys quite a fright, they said. Good clean fun. Oh, 1916. What are you going to do? And this day, October 20th in Dumb Zone history.

Let's see. in my notes here I said I got towed and I think it's bad that I don't remember this in 2021. I've been towed so many times now I don't even remember. Yeah, it's like me writing down like I blacked out. Yeah. This is just your life.

That wasn't the because you got towed at the 420 show right? Yeah. That was 2023 or 4? 3. Somewhere in there. Yeah. I think we had Istok on for the very first time in 2020. But you've saved, just so these guys know.

He's saved thousands in parking fees. Blake, because he'll never pay for parking. I've talked to Jake about this. You're a smart man. No, but he's been towed. Are you still? Maybe double-digit time. He's got to be in the black.

Overall, are you in the black or are you in the red? I think it's about even. There you go. You're still in the game. Yeah. Think of all the juice you've gotten out of it along the way. Yeah. Turn in that corner, not knowing if the car is there, not knowing if you're booted.

Yeah, I think the last time I got towed, these guys were like, aren't you afraid of the towing attendant and all that? I'm like, no. Like, they know me by now. Yeah. I do that with registration, allegedly. It's your comedian. This is a bit.

Yeah, it's a bit. I'm making this up. It's like $100. The fees, $70, $80. You pay $25 is the place to do it. And so I didn't do it for four years. I got a $200 ticket and then had to pay $80. I'm in the black baby

yeah yeah see you in five years again I was driving around with an expired registration for like three months and then when I've got finally put it on I'm like wait

what if I just try not doing it how long can I go are they really looking at that as they drive by you that's what I got pulled over on the highway and the guy pulled me over and I was like what the fuck

I'd get pulled over for and he was like I saw your registration sticker and I was like on the highway I tried to do the, oh, I was about to go do it. And he was like, it expired in 21. Why do we all have that desire? It's a lot going on.

Your first style, like, it doesn't have any bearing on this guy. He's a stranger, he's not judging you at all. He's just doing his job. And you're like, I promise, man. Things have been tough. I've been behind a little bit. It's like, just let it go. The reason I bring up his talk is because I think this was the first time he was on.

And I wrote here that we had. to dump them and I remember the fear of sitting in the producer chair having a euro on just knowing at any time they could just curse they're not know they have a different approach to profanity and then in 2020 it was a big moment and I want to play for you a drop and I want to see if you remember the origin of this oh no hold on here we go do you remember what this is from a hundred percent you don't even have to wait a second time Dan? It was certainly his Twitter.

It's O.J.' Oh, Jay's Twitter, right? Yeah. Was it like about Zeke or something? No. What was it? Damn! This was the date of 2020.

You have to have the context. So one of the books about O.J.'s trial was written by Jeffrey Tubin. Oh, this was a Tuben thing? And it was, uh, you know, it was pretty. it was pretty rough on o j so when geoffrey tubin got caught tubin who was lubing it up on zoom doing a mock election coverage somehow we worked our way culturally to where oj walking around out on the street could just like gloat on people whenever they got canceled hey twitter world it was just fine like we killed those people yeah jifford tubin Damn, Jeffrey Toobin.

At least Pee Wee Herman was in an X-rated movie theater. I'm just saying. He's not wrong. Did you watch the Pee-Wee-Herman documentary? It's great. It's great. And just not knowing the story firsthand, I just assumed he was a pedophile or did something creepy like that. And you're like, he's a gay guy jerking off in a theater.

Like, that seems above. bored. And it was out there, right? Like, it was in, wasn't it in L.A.? I think it was Florida. Okay. I know that the Best in show guy was... They're not busting you in L.A. for that. L.A.? Well, no. They encourage you. Fred Willard. Fred, too? Fred Willard was absolutely trench-coating at a adult theater. I remember hearing that. My final thing also... It's sad that these guys don't have enough scene control at home to just do it there with the big screen. Or you like it. You want to rush. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. All right. Good old. living room crank my final one from 2020 we were squarely in the Tony's Dancing with the Stars Minute

and this was the day after a Cowboys game so he was mad that he was dancing with the stars had to wait until after the

cowboy game unbelievable why they would do that anyway his trivia question for this day was what season did they switch

the trophy to block lettering that is true autism that is how inside he noticed the lettering

on the trophy was off. I'm Miss Tony. That's a level of Asperger's that is that type of behavior is you have to respect it. The lettering on the trophy. Other birthdays today, we have Paige Bukers is 24.

I think it's Becker's. All right. She likes ladies, did we determine? She does. She has a girlfriend? Yeah, played in college of basketball with her. Wait, what? I thought she Am I thinking of the wrong? Oh, the girlfriend?

Would it be weird? To date someone who was on your team? Yeah. Because they do that. Eskimo brothers with Paige Bukers. They've got, the wings had this problem like last year where they traded one player

and their girlfriend was mad about it. Like it has to happen all the time, right? Yeah. Yeah. Dexter Coakley is 53. Oh, shout out. He was awesome. Yeah.

Kind of bug-eyed. Very. Juan Gonzalez is 56. Maybe you should trade him now. Yeah. Do you remember when Juan Gonzalez got traded and we got Gabe Kapler? And they did a news story on the local news about everybody's happy about Gabe Kapler coming because he's hot. And it infuriated me as a kid.

Trading Juan was a tough day. Dan became good friends with Gabe Kapler. He was a cool dude. I met him at the mall once. Who didn't come? into the Oakley store. No, this was a This is a hot spot where C'd be seen.

This was a signing at a card store at the Valley View Mall, actually. Who? Only Ranger that came into Oakley was Alfonso Soriano. We got Brett Hole one time, too. Nice. That's all the people I saw at Oakley.

Chad Hennings is 60. Air Force pilot. That's like, that's what a man was to me when I was growing up. You know, you're like, holy shit, dude. Football player. He's just Dallas Cowboy who flew warplanes.

You can do that? Kenneth Walker the 3rd is 25. K-9. No? K-3. Kind of. Number 9. Does he go about that, too?

I've heard him called K-9. Okay. Our guy, I don't think you can call Kenneth Murray. So he has a dad and a grandpa. Kenneth Walker. That one's weirder. Do you like, what if your name was Steve Smith, Senior? Do you like that?

Can you skip a generation in naming? Just bring one back. And call it the second? The second, yeah. I mean, they used to do that with kings, right? Like, we just had a story the other day where, like, King Henry's son was King Edward. I don't know. Any of that works, dude.

Just name your kids like popes. Yeah Keith Hernandez is 72 Mets I think he's an announcer now too I just see him on the feed a lot Yeah With like old man

He's like the new hawk harold Talk or something Right Yeah Mad about the torpedo bats Yeah Kamala Harris is 61 What are you doing

Jake texted me this last night Like right at midnight Happy birthday to Kamala He loves He loves Kamala so much. Oh, sorry. Sorry. William Zopka is 60.

He was on our show. Yeah. He's the bad guy in Karate Kid. John Krasinski is 46. Office. Killing it. Is he, uh, is he, says he liked? Yeah.

I like him. He is? You don't like him? Which makes me not like him. I've never seen him in any of these action hero things, though, that he does. I've just known him as Jim from the office. There's no doubt that, you know, whether it's him and then what's the Chris, which Chris was in? Parley.

There's no doubt that Jimmy, Jimmy has, if he were being honest with us, he has mapped out a scenario where he's like, I mean, I'm funny, but like, I'm not, like, I can see this scenario. I get in shape. It could kind of be more than just a funny guy. You saying I have a second half career as an action star? Who saw it coming for John Chris? Rzinski when he's Jim in the office. Very true. Like, I always give this guy abs and have him killing Arabs in the next three shows he's in.

It's very different. Who's the other firefighter, the funny looking guy from Fargo? Wasn't he in 9-11? Steve Bouchemmy, yeah. Yeah, is he like a hero amongst firemen? I wouldn't say a hero. I think it's cool. Every 9-11, there's always a little story about him.

It is cool. He went and showed up to his old firehouse and helped at Ground Zero. And there's probably like 100,000 other guys or whatever who did that too. No one's talking about it. We don't talk about them. But they weren't in Boardwalk Empire. Yeah, it's true. All showboat and Steve.

What a piece of shit. Helping out of 9-11. He shouldn't help. Yeah. Like, how much did he really do? Just forget. All about Steve. Danny Boyle, he's a director, is 69.

director of train spotting and slumdog millionaire. Those are both really gross, gross movies. My favorite Indian game show movie. Jake thought he had dropped his phone in the fair porta potty the other day. His dad was going to go down there and get it. Touch and go. If there was a phone in there, you'd go get it, wouldn't you? If you're a phone.

No, goodbye. That phone, I don't even care if you get it out for me. I'm never touching that. buy a shirt or get a rag or something. I'm never touching it again. Yeah. I think you got to, I just, it's too, too big of a hassle to start over. Yeah, you got to get it. There's just nothing you can do. All your passwords, all the apps. Don't you guys back up your phone every week like I do? Actually, I don't. I back up my computer every week, but I don't back up my phone ever. I should, you know what tonight? I'm going to back it up. Dude, you're going to be so ready for Denver. I'm going to be ready to drop this right in a porta potty. He packs like a week before we go.

Really? Yeah. Stay ready. You don't got to agree. I know. I know. I don't want to make fun of you. I just want to share you with my...

Wednesday night, you know what I'm going to be doing? Chilling. Just maybe in a... Oh, yeah, I guess I might need this too, and I'll add something. Like, I am totally packed right now for our Thursday morning trip. I pack 40 minutes before I leave for the airport. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's... And I'm still going to forget, like, seven things. NBA young boy is 26. Jake. Jake. I don't even know who that is.

He's got a couple. A couple bangers, Jake. So I've just, so I looked him up today to see his bit. Recent concerts have been canceled. And then any, like he has a concert coming up this week where they have way extra security. But these concerts in other cities are canceled just because they're working. worried about violence. What's the deal with this guy? I don't know. I don't know, other than he's involved in a lot of violence.

Seriously, I don't know the specifics of it, but I just know that he's in... There's like a whole world of dudes on the internet. Rappers slash street... They're just... They just kill each other. There's a dude we were talking about. They found that body in his Tesla. He was on tour when that happened. You guys hear about that? Yeah, she was like a teenager, right? Yeah. Got in California. Did the Tesla like keep self-driving him? Played a fart sound

It does more than that You got like impounded or something Yeah I don't know The kids are crazy man I would not be going I would not go to a young man rap show today That has passed me by Tell them where you just went to a thing

Where you're in a mosh pit Turnstile I don't know what you guys listen to Oh yeah I heard about that show I heard it was awesome I've never heard of them before them But yeah they look cool They're uh yeah

It's a it's They're not They're not quit being nice got call him gay right now oh shit that was the other thing we should have done a full breakdown of rick renter that could have been our whole show today there was so much like when we walked in and we sat down and uh somebody brought up matthew staff matthew stafford was on the screen he's like look i thought the jaguars would give them a better game and then rick all earnesty goes matthew stafford island park guy and jonah we're not even on the air yet and jona goes

you know, went to Highland Park with him. Right. So Jonah knows the bit. Of everyone else knew the bit. Alex Stein. Yeah. Of, yeah. But so that right there, I feel like, set us sideways.

And he was like, I went to the Napar Gatsy show, too. How great were the openers? He was. He was down there. Dan was downstairs. So I was like, yeah, I mean, I go see a lot of comedy. and I think like whatever you're into there's lots of different stuff for different people

not necessarily my thing I wasn't like really feeling it you know he's like clean comic it's tough for me to find that funny I love Nate but wasn't really feeling it and he's like I thought it was okay so then Dan came up conversation comes up 15 20 minutes later

and he's like oh you were there too Dan what did you think of the opener? Dan was like that guy fucking sucked he's who's into that And Rick's just like, oh. You didn't like the guitar guy? I thought it was okay.

He did the guitar guy. Oh, Nick Thune rules. Do you have a friend of yours, sorry? No, he had like, he had a bigger career, and then he got kind of derailed with alcoholism. And now he's like back and doing good. Yeah, Dan. Oh, now I got to like him. You're going to give me the alcohol.

It doesn't work for me. It sounds like he was funnier when he drank. Yeah. And our dumb zone birthday of the day, Snoop Dog, is. Got the Olympics coming. Snoopy dog. You better get ready for a whole snoot of snoop, man. I didn't know him and Cameron Diaz went to high school together.

Oh. Thank you, Rick Renner. Born in the Stay Now Dead. Mickey Mantle. That's a crazy, you wouldn't put those two people together at 16 years old, ever. Mickey Mantle, Tom Petty, and Jerry Orbach. Good group. Who is Lenny on Law and Order. And then dead on this day, still dead.

I'll just give you Bob Guccione, the founder of Penthouse magazine. You ever see a Penthouse? You know what that is? Yeah, I'm familiar. I don't think I ever saw one in person. My dad had four of them hidden in his closet. It was like low rents. Dude, you know it's from 1992, an old Jimbo.

Low rent Playboy. Low rent, but, yeah. Hardcore, too. Yeah, you're going to see some shows. A little harder core. It was no hustler. It was between hustler and Playboy. You might see a little hair.

down there and you'd be like, whoa. Right. I love coining him as an inventor, though. Like, he's had an idea. A lot of a magazine full of days. Like, he's a guy who created refrigeration or something. A lot of that as an inventor. A bit of an inventor myself.

I think it's funny to imagine Jimmy's dad, too, because he settled on four. And, like, that number felt good. I got four, obviously never asked. Never asked. I'm not going to get crazy and go to five here, but. No, my buddy. I want to get caught. Whose dad, we would go to my buddy's closet, my dad didn't live with us.

Right. Oh. There was no, uh, my latch key didn't have a closet. Dance penthouse was just his mom getting out to his house. But my, my buddy's dad, like it was the same, like you said, four maggots, like it was those same ones for years. Yeah. Like, we would go to that closet over and over and just find this same, like, he never got a new one. Yep.

And he likes this one. And he liked it. Did he, or how often was he cranking it, you know? Right. I have a lot of questions. Crack and stick once a month, then you can kind of go between magazines and it's okay. Yeah, I mean, if you have four magazines and that's your schedule, you could go like a year without seeing a photo. Is he hiding it from you or the wife?

You know, like, who's he hiding it from, too? I don't know who he's hiding it. From his kid or his wife? Yeah. And if his kid's finding it pretty easily. Probably the wife. It's got to be the wife. Okay.

It's got to be the wife. Yeah, what was the schedule, though? Like, did anybody... On this day in history. Like earlier, Jimmy mentioned the idea of a little. living room beat right conditions are right all of it that's blake he likes the big screen how what a surround sound was anybody back in that dad's day getting like a comfortable relaxed clean pocket no pressure beat ever or was it always like it's out here in the shed

hunched over yeah it's hot it's hot in the shower yeah it feels like everybody was under the gun all the time that is the great equal i can't I don't want to picture my grandpa beaten off. But the image, I can't place it. But it's the only way you can get hard. It's the only way I can finish. Mandy, what are you doing? You guys want to promote some shows.

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You guys have anything to promote? They probably have a show tonight that they forgot about. I have two dates and a would you rather that I heard. Fantastic. Did I do the Freaky Friday one last time I was here? No, I did not. Bring it on. So I forgot.

So just do it again. This Thursday, 1024, I'll be in Fort Worth doing a don't tell comedy. Check out don't tell comedy.com. Great lineup. Scott will be on it. And it's going to be fun. Oh, yeah. And then December 19th and 20th, thank you for the vote of confidence.

No. December 19th and 20th, I'm headlining Rose City comedy in Tyler, Texas. So it'll be two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. So if you're in Tyler or East Texas, come on out to that. We got people out there. Well, come on down, gang. Yeah, it's a fun spot. So this would you rather.

Are you going to San Diego? Yeah, the 28th. Oh. Yeah. This month? Yeah, next week or something like that. Yeah. Well, while we're here...

Where are you in? Like, mic drop comedy. Now, how do you, how does that happen? So they hit me up. It's like, uh, some weird mental health show. Like, I got to talk to a therapist at the end. I was looking at it and wondering if they actually, because we were, if they actually talked to you about the content.

Like, because I've actually accidentally done like, uh, domestic violence joke at a domestic violence thing for it. It was like, I think I think I. I use the term wife beater. And a guy came over and was like, hey, you know, that's them right there in the back. They're the ones getting beat. So, do they, I looked at that. I saw that on your website.

Did they have any, what do you mean, talk to a therapist? There's like a, a panel. Yeah, I'm doing a, like, I do 20 minutes, paying me $1,000 to go do 20 minutes. You're like, yes. And I'm like, deal, sign me up. And then at the end, you got a panel with like a mental health expert. Well, you're all bored with that. That's a thousand dollars is being paid.

for that. I'm going to tell a bunch of jokes about dead bodies and fucking a couple Jew jokes in there and have to talk to a professional afterward. Yeah, but hey, reach out to a friend if you're feeling down anyways. I'm Jimmy. Anyway, if you feel like a pussy, you know, I can call somebody, I guess. Are you watching the egg game thing? I started it. We were like one episode in. Okay, then I don't want to are you going to keep watching it? I don't think so. Okay, why? I just didn't. It didn't grab me. I liked episode one.

I liked episode two. And as I'm weaving my way through, now I'm a little too far in. It's like a six episode thing, and it's like four. I'm in, I did four now. Jacks Teller from what's it called is the main character. I didn't believe if it was him at first. Right. Is that fucking Jacks from House of Sons of Anarchy?

I didn't realize it either until I searched it. Like, who is this guy? I kind of like him. Yeah. He broke the, the, what's the? tropic thunder rule never go full or he went full are we editing all no no yeah i don't know what the rules are yeah uh actually pursuant to do you know like okay so while we have you here okay what was your response to you okay so andrew shultz akosh's partner right on flagrant

yeah he went to riod he did the festival okay i didn't know he came back all right uh heard him talking about it a little bit and apparently this is like a topic and I brought it up to Jimmy and you were like I actually kind of I don't what was your take on that I just don't give a shit and it's also like it is people that want to see a comedy show yeah of course they did 9-11 and I'm mad about that still but you know hey you can go fucking vacation in Vietnam and go to Berlin that's a cool town go to Japan I mean they also killed a journalist like just recently who bone sawed him yeah Saudi regime oh yeah what did I mean that what did he what did he do? do not i know right jimmy's got to hear all the facts well he asked he asked questions yeah you can't do that over there you got to know that you can't get bone sawed right yeah i don't know i don't actually care that much i just uh you know there were people that i respect that were like there's no way i would ever do that and then people i respect they're like here's i you got to see it this way like i saw they're like oh i whipped out my dick what's that guy's name bob no is he saw no louie louis c

No, the Zizan Sari. Yeah. Him explaining it. We had to narrow down the guys who whipped out their dick. Oh, but he talked like, yeah, what am I called? I got my dick, a dick wippy. Like him explaining it of like, oh, actually, my wife is from, like, everybody's got a, there's a reason why, you know, sort of thing. I don't know.

And it's a lot of money. Yeah. Does appear to be a lot of money. So much money. That would be my man. deal. I don't think people have brought that up enough. See, that's the problem. It's Mike Hampton signing with the Rockies and saying it's a school system. Somebody just say, somebody say it's a shitload of money. I'm sorry, but yes. I apologize

that I've offended some sensibilities, but I can be bought for any other. Yeah, I would much rather than dictatorial regime that wants to. Yeah. Then. Actually, it's important that we go over and do comedy for their... It opens the conversation. It's an important work we're doing. They'll pay you double if you let them pee on you. Is that so... You know, North Korea or anyone's watching?

Jimmy Zivik. Whatever. Hey, I got 220 grand left on my house, so around that number... You can pee on me. He costs a fraction of what Rodman costs. What's the... Would you rather? Okay. Freaky Friday situation.

familiar with the movie Freaky Friday. The minds have switched in different bodies. Now your mother and your wife have switched. So your mother's mind is in your wife's body. Your wife's mind is in your mother's body. You have to fuck one of them. What are you doing? Yeah, this is a twist.

We had dad in there at one point. That's good. But this is, I'll tell you what's spicy about this one, is ostensibly you like having sex. with your wife. The mom and dad one was weird because it's like, yeah, but now I'm fucking a dude. This one's like, you're thinking about your wife's, your wife's tits. You're talking to your mom while you're banging your wife, though.

But this also, you could see it's your mother's eyes. This also has to eliminate the lie that you have your wife believing that you love her for more than just her body. Right. Like, it's not just your body. I mean, it's you. Right. I love you.

I love you so much. I'm willing to have sex with my mom's body. Right. Be intimate with you. wife that's love yeah that's horrible dude

yeah that's like the game gotta pick one though okay if you get to pick either your mom or your dad now what do you do

your wife's body or soul is going to be in one of them like is it too weird to have sex with your mom's body it'd be better

to have just sex with your he's not looking at you right he's looking that way it's more of a power yeah and which is more

concerning for you Like getting really excited for your mom or your dad. Right. A man, yeah. You're just like, oh, dad, I'm sorry. I promise it doesn't always happen. Blake, which one are you going with? I hate this.

I hate having you on. I think you do your mom's body with your wife in it. Because now your mom doesn't know. Yeah. I think you've got to look your wife. And also it's not like going forward. But then your dad's all like, I'll never be able to look at my mom as hot again. You don't need that. Now your dad is banging

your wife's body. Your dad is loving this. Oh, yeah. Your dad is like, hell yeah. He comes back from the grave. He's like, no. I think I'm looking at my wife in the eyes and going, go shave my mom's pussy. Let's do this. Jesus. Hey, Scott, you got any shows coming? That's right.

That's hard to know. Hey, Cowabunga comedy. November 26th at the Fillmore in Plano. That's a Cowabonga show. I'm on that Don't Tell that he talked about earlier. And then December 7th, headlining Harvest Hall in Grapevine. Nice. I will be there.

Time. Place is great. Remind us when these are coming up to help you promote. Oh, yeah, for sure. Tell a message. I'm really bad at promoting. We know. Adios.

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