The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 10-21-25 PREVIEW | The Brandon Aubrey Show and still no Trevon Diggs

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

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Hey now, what you were about to hear is a free preview of one of this week's premium episodes of The Dumb Zone. If you would like to hear this program in full, along with the full archive, ah, shit. If you would like to hear this program in full with the archive of all of our past episodes, you can subscribe at dumzone.com. So let's see, on today's program, oh, we just received some news. News, news, news, news, news, news, news. cut Trayvon? No, but I have more on Trayvon in a little bit. Listen to Shottie talking this morning.

Jerry, too. The news is that it's show-related, that Kanye Roso, along with being the official food sponsor of our game streams, we are also going to be doing a few remotes out at their different locations, some Zolis, perhaps. I'm Cane Roso Carrollton, and our first remote will be one week from Friday, save the date, put it in your palm pilot. You'll notice on the calendar one week from Friday is Halloween. You notice also how I couldn't tell you what RSVP means off the top of my head, but it doesn't seem like culturally STD is taking off in the same way. What's STD? For Save the Date?

Nobody's like, oh. Did you hit me with an STD? How about PLE? That is a premier live event, and that is what we'll be taking place. Where do we learn that? From the WWE, from Clayton. Okay. He had spent a weekend watching their PLE.

I couldn't remember why we call things PLEs now, but we're going to have a PLE a week from Friday. Now, I talked loosely with Julie Dobbs this morning. Julie is associated with us and is coordinating this event and of course Julie is very in favor of having a costume contest

Well that was Okay contest sure That's her space Right Costume advocacy is mine I'd like to see costumes But the problem with the contest Well the contest can

Encourage advocate right Sure Yeah you need You're not everybody just loves ball like me And then I said well we're going to need like judges But we're going to be doing a show and stuff She goes, well, I could take care of that. And I thought that would be great, except Julie is, like, the nicest person I've ever met,

and she will say they're all the winner. It's Friday, you said? Yeah. We were starting afternoon? Okay, she'll be a little sauce. I have a feeling she could let a few opinions go by the end of the show. Okay. Well, then let's just count on that.

Yeah, I got to get to work. I was not planning on this. Our family costume is not up to par to be a public costume, so we need to confab over the, plan a meeting, maybe. Do we need like a show? Yeah, I pitched it to the group text, you know, the one that was obviously Teletubbies? Pitch for me was Big Meach, the white cop as Big Meach flannery. Like CFJ from Kane wants to keep the deal going after that.

This full black face. What's a shoddy costume? That would be good, dude. I should get a visor. I thought about it. I thought about it. Because here's one, we can table talk, brainstorming him here. The main thing is we're going to be there.

showtime? Yeah, I guess, right? This is going to be awesome. It's Friday. How many times you get the Friday, Halloween, everybody gets paid, whether it's end of month or the first of the month, either way. So it's, oh, are you going to dress up, or are you going to be going to Argyll? I will be dressed as an Argyll football coach.

No, if we come up with something that he needs to dress up for, he'll dress up for. You should dress up and go into the booth as Big Bird or whatever, you're, you know. Or just embrace this insane concept as a guy who worked. 10 jobs my whole life, just like you, of changing clothes. No. Perhaps you, perhaps today I'm recording at a school board meeting and later going to board up. Different clothes.

Totally fine. No, I was at football practice this morning. I'm in football practice clothes. It's insane. When I go to bed to night, I will be in football practice clothes. Why are you wearing a suit? Well, because I had a funeral on Tuesday and hadn't had a chance to change. Did you guys see my luggage?

Yeah, it's the first thing I said when I walked in. bro all ready to roll so uh my sleep schedule's off i woke up today after six i don't know if you guys might have to wait for me to wake up dude you would have been so proud of what i've done over the last two nights huh two and a half hours sunday night nine and a half hours last night okay that's the catch up huh shakes out i'm good all good all around i don't even know how your body can so so the idea that was pitched to me and it was just on the way over here so i didn't have a chance to put the image in there clayton but there's a very funny picture of Miriam Adelson where she looks

She always kind of looks like she got electrocuted And she looked like Laverne from Laverne and shirt Whatever that lady's name is Penny Marshall Penny Marshall But yeah Old Penny Marshall

Yeah I'm sure Miriam Madison was a Peace in her day But now she looks like a ghoul And she wears like a bunch of shit Like a she looks like a witch now Or like a fortune teller So if I did that

And you were kind of of Tommy Boy, like it's, it wouldn't make sense on its own, but if you were in an undersized coat and we got you like some sort of teeth, you're Dumont. I feel like he could be more Dumont. It'd be funny if I had a companion, and you'd be the funniest shoddy by far. But buy-in feels like it's... Very low on Blake's. An average of 75 across the four of us.

It feels like Blake is the Trayvon of this group. The previous times you've asked me to dress up, you've put me in a... dress that's too small you've put me in a boy's uniform too small and a ghostbusters uniform too small hey i wonder why blake doesn't want to dress up all of this is that's weird he should have more buy in the show we always make it look awesome when we dress up let's point at the shirt sizes and not maybe we're trying to tell you who dictates the shirt sizes i'm just saying maybe you should get to the gym we're trying to nudge you over there i think it's way funnier that's salad that's why i have been you guys may remember the famous bit that i was just referencing

with Dan there from Tommy Boy, fat guy in a well-fitting coat. Right. You know how funny that is? We're going for comedy, bro. Remember fat guy in a tailored suit and how funny the bit was? Remember when Blake was into comedy

and he's putting swear words on the ticket that we're on South Park? He's getting my South Park list chucked to the side for his own comedic master class. Now he watches the McNeil Lairer report. I want to pull. What is that?

I never knew what that was, but it felt like adults watched that. Yeah, there was a couple of those. Brandon Aubrey's on today's show. That's pretty sweet. We'll get to the bottom of this. The football machine will be on today's show. I have to start with something. We're headed to Denver on Thursday.

We will do a show from the dive-in in Denver on Friday and then again on Monday. And we have a lot of people up there. people either from the Denver proper or outside and I think people that live two hours away are like they're here once ever I'll drive in I heard from a guy this morning named Brian he lives there and his parents he didn't say where they were from but they're not they don't live in Denver visited him over the weekend and he said they went on a non ghost tour while they were visiting so they took a bus tour of Denver because that's what your boomer parents want to to do when they go visit their proud son who moved to the city they want to go on the tour that

no one in Denver knows exists yeah well I know something about the city yeah okay so he sent this to me he's like I just thought maybe this would help you prepare for the centennial state and he put an exclamation point which feels sarcastic this is he rolled on all of this Now, my goal is to go take this exact same tour with this exact same guide and see if I can match up the lingo, the jokes, the laughs, the entire ghost tour vibe of it. Here's how this thing started out. This is a slice of Americana. Like, if you have parents that are dead, you're going to want to call them. If you have parents, boomer parents that are still alive, you know, hug them.

Just a... A lot of people that died out here. We'll talk more about that in a bit But yeah Just know that our state does have a deep history With tuberculosis Why would that info need to be on the tour at all? A deep history

Just know that Not just a dusting No no, just know that Now here's just a little personal tale This guy's killing it You can tell he does this every day And is like, look I'm basically Tombray

I'm Tiger Woods When I go out here It's repeatable, I'm the best I'll get the laughs every time, and he feels that way because he does. So, yeah, you can see elephants at the park, which is pretty cool. Drive by the zoo. Right after I moved here, I was walking around the park, and I came around this bend, and all of a sudden I was looking at an elephant, and I will tell you, if you see an elephant,

when you're not at all expecting you're a very shocking experience, but anyway, that's how I learned that the zoo was over there. Now, I'm going to... You guys ever heard anybody kill like this? And so if you've ever seen the letter D, stamped on a penny, that money came out of this building. And apparently it costs a nickel to make a penny. Where it'll be that. They wonder why we're in debt.

Anyway. Now, throughout the years, there have been... Cushing a little commentary. Anyway. Does anything come to bind when you look at this stuff? It's a hotel Swiss cheese Yeah

Totally I get hungry Every time I see this thing Yeah But actually No way I just have I would hope my mom

Wouldn't laugh at that one He's got some fun facts on this one You know this is going to kill So We are a very dog-friendly city Here in Denver We are so dog-friendly In fact that we discover

recently that we actually have more dogs than we have children in the entire city of deadburn i don't blame them i don't blame them yeah and i don't really know what to do with that information that's a good thing or a bad thing that wasn't even funny but yeah you can tell this is a heater because everybody's got kids and they sound like they hate them yeah a good thing or a bad thing I don't know, I feel like in the future, that might have to nip us in the butt, but, you know, we'll be. How many kids you got? Yeah. I got more dogs and I got kids.

I'll tell you that much. Anyway, whatever. Okay, now that one has a little tag because that lady. I like the anyway. That lady, you know how sometimes on the show, you know, we're in conversation, whatever, you got a line, but you're like, it might have been too long. Well, that lady was. on deterred right the lady you heard how many kids you got whatever she's she's got bars doesn't matter if the moment's passed so we got that going for us folks so what people

say oh how was your trip to Denver what you wonder anyway out here on the left hand side this it's a dog's world what's that it's a dog's world yeah I'll tell you what she's like I want in I want in is exactly right i'm in the uh he'd moved on we're feeling it though he was moving over to tuberculosis and she's like it's a dog's world i gotta make sure i get this in i'm gonna go on this door i'm there and i'm going to see if i can i'll absolutely go on the tour i want to live this live this live is there a dallas tour uh there used to be like uh wovanski would do some stuff but that was like his bit what did they call the the like a trail of tears type of

thing? No, no. The accommodation? The standing thing that travel. Oh, the Segway? Segway tour. Didn't they have a Dallas Segway tour? Yeah, for a while.

For sure. And I'm sure they do. You know, get you the little Kennedy. They've got to. Although, if they had buses, you feel like you'd see them. Probably don't want to be open top anyways. No. So I'm excited about our trip to Denver, Dan.

Yeah, me too. Thanks to Yokeiro and Trident. garage stores because we're going to have two PLEs. Can you have two PLEs wrapped around the same weekend? Yeah, WrestleMania. They got like one every couple days. No, I mean, you do want to give them a little space, but this is...

Which one is P? We have two live events. One of them we can call Premiere. Well, let's call Friday the PLE. And then if Monday is better, we'll, in retrospect, say this is now the PLE. Friday will definitely be better. There's just no way around it. Because it's Friday?

Yeah. And you live for Friday? Work hard, play hard. And we'll be fresh off a nice 12-hour van ride. Yeah, I'm not worried about that. I got the whole thing blocked out. Dude, I got a book. I got...

Organize all my family photos. We're going to plan that big December show that we're going to do, the 12-hour program. I got everything... I got my whole day. planned for the 12-hour drive In fact, what if we because we plan to do, we're going to have

another PLE in December and it's going to be like a 12-hour show before the holidays. To intercept cancer. Right. But what if tomorrow we just do a run-through of it?

No, Thursday. So we're driving together for 12 hours. Let's just do an actual show. Blake, what do you think? And then we'll recreate that. I'm in the van, whatever you want to do. Blake is so. And I guess Trayvon, the Trayvon of the show.

I guess really that's about the same as if he were there that day, right? Right. Just kind of sit there. Like, I'll be here. I'll be here. I mean, you're making me do this. I don't want to be here. I'll be on the van with a pinnet.

I don't understand what you want for me. I will be there and will work on it if you want me to. I would just like... I would like... Guacamole everywhere. Half the enthusiasm that you show for working for Argyle Radio to work for our...

Point me to the enthusiasm I showed for Argyll Radio. Right now you're wearing Argyle. It looks like you're a coach. If I'm wearing a dumb zone hat, would that make you happy? No, but if you dressed up for Halloween, it would. Give me an... What do you want me to be?

Big Meach. Or have you heard of the movie Soul Man? It was a cult classic in the 80s. It's just funny. You like funny things? Yeah. That'd be a good one for you. What is Soul Man?

Look it up. It's a comedy. Yeah. Is that the one where he goes to high school? College. You've got to have it to get into college, you know? Oh, yeah, I like that.