The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 10-22-25 | No more tortilla toss at Texas Tech and DeeZ Picks Week 8

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneJoined by Mike Sirois today, we find out that Denver is indeed north of Dallas, old women in this nursing home are doing a nude calendar photo shoot, DeeZ Picks, and Texas Tech brass speaks on the tortillas incident (00:00) - Open: With Mike Sirois (11:07) - Sports Sesh: Denver is north of Dallas (51:14) - Texas Tech tortillas are done... no more tortillas (01:03:13) - Big (Wednesday) Viewer Mail Bag (01:27:16) - DeeZ Picks Week 8 (01:54:19) - News: Nude old ladies calendar shoot (02:13:21) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, long-time professional broadcaster. Why subscribe to our Patreon podcast? Well, perhaps you support our struggle to get out from under the oppressive thumb of the man. Or, objectively, if you sign up at patreon.com slash the dumbzone, you will get the two episodes per week that are available on all podcast platforms, like this one, plus an additional two episodes each week that are exclusive to Patreon. So subscribing on Patreon, It gets you four episodes per week.

Oh, my, what a bargain. Now, on to today's program. Let's talk Fairlease. Let's. Fairlease.org. And look who's here. It's Travis from Community Mechanical. Wait, what?

Today, just so he can talk, do a lot of live spots with us, because he uses, like, everybody that advertises with us, and he has great experiences, right? Absolutely. Why did you hook up with Fairlease? In fact, all the Community Mechanical vehicles now leased through Fairleased. Yes. My vehicle, Drew's vehicle, every new vehicle we've gotten, even some of the ones we got with their competitor DNM, went to them. They gave us a lower rate, saved us about $400 per vehicle from the ones we'd gotten from DNM per month. Wow. That adds up when you add up, right? It does, man, especially with the holidays approaching. Oh, with the holidays approaching and everything.

Yeah. Anyway, fairlease.org. That is how you can do this situation. Make sure. sure that you mentioned the dumb zone if you talk to somebody when you talk to somebody but you can do the drop down menu you could just uh you can shop for vehicles wherever you are like right here that's right fairlease dot org whether you're uh business individual get it done at fairlease dot org they are going to treat you fairly at fairlease dot org i kind of like to have the thing coming up and i kind of we were doing it at the beginning You never know what we're going to do, though. I like the cross phase.

Like some people would say, yeah, you weren't broadcasting on a Wednesday, but here we are. We are broadcasting on a Wednesday. Happy Business Wednesday. Tomorrow will be our business Wednesday Because we'll be driving to Denver Today's Thursday The rest of the world Everyone thinks this is Tuesday

He don't always log Wednesdays Thursdays Doesn't always like Wednesdays and Thursdays Whoa Yes we are not On the road just yet We are downtown Dallas in our game day men's health studios. Travis goes there, too.

I can tell. Yeah. I can tell. Powerful hug today. Travis, a hulking man. Travis in as a sit-in today. We'll talk to him extensively throughout the show. But definitely a hulking man.

Have you played basketball with these guys yet? Not yet. It turns out trying to schedule that during the first summer of owning HVAC company is difficult. I thought it ambitious at the time. Yeah, but I thought you were like playing checkers with him or whatever he does with his grandpa. It's called Texas 42. Yeah, we did that three minutes from my house. Oh, okay.

And yeah, we went to him. So you'll show up if he does a show or a thing. What do you do? What is this, a pop-up, a flash mob? Once a month, the subbies that are interested in playing a little 42. We get our butts together and watch Monday night football. The concept of meeting up with friends is so confusing to Dan that he doesn't even know what to call it. What is this thing that you do with FlashMaw?

How do you get it out to you send a pigeon to your friend? This isn't a bunch of his friends though. These are people he doesn't know. These are subbies. These are my friends. All right. We have a great time. You should come out.

Okay, I will. Anybody buy that? You have to go to game day first. Can you imagine seeing me at one of these? No, no, I can't. I don't know what this game, 42 is. I retired 42. Listen, I retired that number in everything I do.

That's true. Did Clowny do the Selly? He had told us he was going to do Jackie Robinson celebration. What does that mean? No, but he was good on Sounds of the Sideline this week. I heard a little bit of that. Get spiked by a white opposing player. I think he just wanted to do a baseball celebration because he was wearing 42 and never really thought that was going to be happening.

They kind of just threw them a number Anyway, also in studio Throughout the whole day today Because we are doing picks These picks with the Cirque de Soroy It is Mike DeSroy Hi, Domzone Hi Mike

I'm going to be in the Game Day Health Men's Health Studio today Yeah Thank you for having me There's got to be a location near you Oh yeah, they're everywhere They really are Yeah, so conveniently located

Can't throw a rock and not hit one of those things I'll throw it to the next one because I'm on testosterone. Yeah. Let's skip a couple. That jacked up. Is 42 a game? I'm sorry.

It's a domino game. Oh. But again, the central thing here, Dan is focused. I don't even know what 40. It's just hanging out that like short circuits his brain. Yeah. The game is inconsequential. It's a fun game.

And this is once a month? Yeah. Would you like to come? Like poker night. I don't really play dominoes. I don't know how. Okay. Again, I think you're focusing on the wrong thing.

Do a marble race. But there are games that you could have invited me to that I would have been interested in, yeah. So I'm not really interested in Domino's, but yeah. What's Mahjong? Are broads doing this? My wife is into that, yeah. I really don't know. Is that the pebble?

No. No, it's like matching two suits of card? Matching tiles. Tiles. Tiles. There you go. Oh, yeah, with all the Asian symbols, basically. Sure.

How do we just, like, every 10 years, women get like a new game that you'd know. ever heard of. Like, oh, here's Bunko for a decade and here's Pinochle for. Dude, Vite is at a retirement place and they offer that shit every day. Of course they do. And, like, she doesn't do anything. She won't leave her place. But I'm like, Pinole, 3 o'clock. And she has no clue what it is. Or bridge. I don't know how to do bridge. You know how to play bridge? I think it's making a comeback. Is that the one they play in jail? What are you playing in jail? No, that's spades. Okay, I'm like you. Because they wanted me to learn that in the hab. And I'm like, dude, There's no way.

You guys are from prison. In college, there was always a Uker game going on in the door in the... Yuker? You anybody know Uker? Man, I'm the wrong guy. I learned it in college. See, there are offshoots of spades that Uker probably is one. We had a different version in Florida called Tunk.

And there's a football team-based thing. You ever play Shna? It's a game called Shna. No. Sounds like a slur. It's played with dice. I don't know, my Scandinavian... I guess he's a Scandinavian friend.

Sven? He introduces to Schneh. And if you visit Sven in Cleveland, you're going to be playing Schnee. Okay. Or Golden Tea. It depends. If you go out, you're going to play Golden Tea. If you stay in, you're going to play Schnee. Anyway. Well, Mike's here because his cohorts won't be today. So I said, look, the three of us. Yeah, buy-in very limited on it for sure. Well, listen, the three of us are getting a run at their holes today. He's just going to to have to take it. Oh, we actually did. He's showing up for all three.

Why don't we just move picks up to when? We could do picks Sunday, right when games to end? We could do our picks for that. It is our fault. I forgot we moved the date. We usually do it on Thursday. Yeah. Yes.

And Mike usually does a program on Thursday. You guys still doing that this week? Yeah. Did it last night. Can I tell you one of the biggest topics we talked about the theft of the Louve? Oh, yeah. Amazing story. Fascinating.

Are there any follow-ups since you probably, I did it in a quick-hitty type thing. Is there anything new? I know they said they thought it was, they were like, I don't know, part of an organization, but obviously. I don't have any of that because Cash sort of downloaded just the info even for me, and it was very interesting. But it did devolve into us robbing one of y'all's two houses. That would be so hard. Well, we agreed on Dan's house. Yeah.

And not even robbing, maybe just rearranging shit, you know, like just a show we could do it. like Bottle Rocket, the first robbery, they robbed their friend's mom's house, you know? Yeah, practice. Like, take it real easy. But we're like, we're not doing Jake's house because number one, he'll just be awake all the time. And both him and Kristen will beat our asses. So we settled on Dan's place. Yeah.

I don't, yeah, I don't want to say anything. I don't know. You don't want to be like, yeah, my house is super easy to rob. No, I've got lasers. I got a lot of security in there. We have mirrors. wire will just added a couple of cameras so but we're thinking because Danny said he knows the code of your garage

and then I'm like I gotta change that I've given that out to way too many people yeah a lot of people know does every guest know it it's in the discord and we'd only go for the dragon Dan we're not going for you know your main house well and that's the only part I care about is the dragon the rest of it's very vulnerable

yeah it's no alarm rest of it's my wives but don't take my dirt poster we'll stay on guard Yeah, I don't know. Then I'd have to, you know, see if you guys would actually get yourselves together, get over there. Like, that's the thing I'm betting on. Yeah, that's too far. You won't actually, yeah.

It's so far. It's just in another county. They're out. It's no Potsboro, but it's pretty far. That's right. We miss you in Potsboro. I think I have some cups in the car for you. We had some people very upset.

They paid extra to get a little Soroy, and Soroy, apparently that wasn't enough extra. Soroy can be bought. Well, to be clear, he didn't get the money. He would have. If we, I know. Yeah. But I want it at least. He would have got that one.

There was a money versus mileage debate that I could have in my head. We all have it. It was a long way away. But once I saw the effing cups, I felt like an asshole. Well. That they put your face, your image on it. It was a huge thing. Which I found out at midnight the night before, which I didn't know.

Sorry. Great dudes, you know. They seem cool. Kind of make this whole thing go. Thanks, guys. I'll be there next time. So, good friend of ours sent us an article, which I wanted, I was going to mention something about this today anyway, because did you see, this is kind of sports, but it's also kind of like just a sesh. Sports sish.

Oh, and then I, actually, I forgot I have a big story to tell you about last night, but let's sush it up for a second. Apparently the Ravens, they run a buy, right? They're reeling. They had tough times. One in four? No, they've got to have another one there. One in five? Are they one in five?

They were one and four unless they won their last one. Who knows? Nobody can't ever tell. But recently, after one of their losses, the Ravens coaching staff decided to remove several distractions. Oh, no. From the locker room. Yeah. video game consoles.

They have a basketball hoop, cornhole boards, and there's no more ping pong table. Then a good friend sent us a apparently there's an article out right now online. I don't know if it's a barstool thing. Awful announcing.

The complete history of ping pong tables in NFL locker rooms. They just wrote, roll down each team and whether or not they have a ping pong table. There's a question mark next to the Miami Dolphins. Really? Your team.

They're just having too much fun hanging with McDaniel. Vaping. It says here the saga of the 22 Dolphins ping pong table deserves its own 30 for 30. Every city's doing this? Yes, please. First, so this is when Mike McDaniel started? Yeah. They added the ping pong table,

to increase camaraderie before the season. Have you heard that anywhere? This was credited as a brainchild of the Mike McDaniel regime. They got off to a 3-0 start. And then they lost two straight, and team captains removed it saying it was too much of a distraction. McDaniel lauded this serious decision and the inspiring leadership that it showed.

What happened? So Mike McDaniel says Tyreek and the captains decided they wanted to take a step forward with all their opponent prep with regard to the team and their preparation with our game plans in general. So he made the move to take the ping pong tables out of the locker room. To me, that is leadership. I think he just needed the paddles for his wife and kid at home.

So Tyreek Hill, the media asked him about, oh, Mike McDaniel said, what a strong leader you have turned into. and in his press availability, he said, actually, the reason the ping pong table isn't there is because he was getting a custom-made table to replace that. Like, he was actually upgrading. That's great. Everyone's just BSing. It's phenomenal.

And, of course, we all know about the Dallas Cowboys ping pong table. Yeah, I had forgotten. Because it brings out the competitive. In the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, like if they're one in six right now, is the table gone? Right. Yeah, who knows? Is only the offense playing ping pong?

Right. Yeah, only they get to go to dinner. Paintball. Yeah, we haven't heard too much about it. It's been, listen, you guys may have been joking about the fired by Thanksgiving thing. but of all the issues he's the least of their their worries right now

the coach no I agree he's kind of great and you can tell if you participate in NFL social media or whatever talk like the smart people

the opinion maker people are coming around on him big time and Clayton Adams has a lot to do with that that thing everybody's going to do that when you have such a great record

three three and one I think what I'm saying is that people who are able to look beyond the record to actually try to, like, what's happening here are, have a lot of respect for him and his nominal offensive coordinator through seven games. I mean, Mike LaFleur almost cost the Packers that game in the Packers tie, right? There was a pretty questionable series of events in the Panthers game. Well, there's at least one other coaching situation this year, I recall saying we'd be all over shoddy for that. Now, it could turn it to any moment, but he's been fine. He does have Dak, very first round picks on the line, two number one receivers, a running back, having a career year. He's got a lot to play with.

Some of that is because of him, though. Like, if you draft offensive linemen and then they get better under you coaching, I mean, I don't know. I can tell we're possibly going to Jason Garrett this guy where we give him no credit for anything ever. But this could be going a lot more poorly. Let's mention Flooring Direct DFW right now. That's the place that has Rick Renner, actually, is working as a sales guy there.

Did you know that? Yeah, I was made aware of that. If you meet Rick Renner? Yeah. You should go watch the game screen. He will tell you. that he is with Flooring Direct, and he will tell you about their great deals. Well, they are great deals.

They are great deals. You get a 36-month, 0% financing right now. New floors in your home, nothing down. Zero for 36 months. Again, nothing down. FlooringDirect, DFW.com slash DZ. Can I read a copy point? You may.

It says here, back by popular demand. That's what I wanted to focus on. in-stock carpet starting at just $1.99, installed with pad. So apparently this was gone, yes, and then people were making signs. Yeah, there was a letter writing campaign. Since it's installed with pad, it was... Pad Tifa. I was thinking they were buying, like, little the...

The noodles? The maxi pads and mailing them. Remember, like, a TV show got canceled and they sent in, like... Something, yeah. You would send in something related to the show, and they... and that just showed the executives. And that's what they did. Dan Ratliff listened to you.

Because you sent in all those noodles. The woke mob. Just the flash mob. Anyways, FlooringDirectDefW. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to have people coming over to your house for the holidays. Don't let them, don't let them just look down upon you and your nasty floors. No.

Upgrade them with Rick Renner and FlooringDFW.com slash DZ. So I told you I might actually, I'm not might. I'm going to have them out to visit and give us an estimate because for extra reason now. Like that's been fast-forwarded because yesterday, this is what I did last night. Number one, I'm already fully packed, so I'm feeling pretty good about my time allocation to what I was doing at home. But number two, I'm not positive. I'm fully, fully packed because woke up this morning. I'm trying to wake up earlier, and I can't.

I can't wake up before six now. If you guys want to leave at seven, I'm going to be cool tomorrow. And Blake's kind of like Uber over? Yeah, I mean, it looks like we have storms this weekend, and I don't want to leave my car over there outside. So it was either that or get my wife and two boys out the door at 4.30. Everybody choose your own path. I mean, I don't care.

You can smash my car in with a hand. hammer in from the van's house if you want. Yeah, we're driving. Oh, shit, okay. Yeah, we're taking a mini-arvy. Tomorrow. Yeah. Oh, the sprinter van? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, the one you were in, yeah. We'll probably be taking it to Austin. Oh, actually probably not, but anyways, yeah. Anyway, so I am thinking I need to pack, like, some sweats. Yeah. Because I think it's going to be kind of cold. Could be. Well, I thought it was going to be warmer, but apparently it gets cold at night. No, we're going to Colorado. It's Colorado. It's Colorado. Well, no, so I just found this out this morning.

I'm looking at the map and how to get there and stuff and how long it'll take. Denver is actually north of Dallas. Did anyone know that? I thought it was like right across. Did anyone not know that, even though people listening? It's well north of Dallas, as a matter of fact. We're going to go way past Wichita Falls and everything. Like, it keeps going up.

I thought maybe up to Wichita Falls and then over. No, no, no, it's just a diagonal right up. What if we... I've never really looked. I've been to Denver, but I never really paid attention to how I got there. It was on a plane.

Do West be like Tijuana or something? I don't know. Are we even north or south of Phoenix? Yeah, you're not. No, due west is like Albuquerque. Okay. Look at a map, dummy.

Oh, my God. No, no, it's not Albuquerque. It's fucking Baja, California. It's Tucson, Arizona. Well, there you go. And the Mexican border. Albuquerque is probably three hours north alone. My point is maybe it's also colder because it's north.

Denver's halfway to Canada. Well, who knew? What are we talking about? Everyone knew. I'm here to report for those that didn't know. Yeah, man, you need... Colorado considerably west. I think you probably want to pack like this is California and then some.

Well, then I've decided I have not packed. Oh. Because now I'm going to have to just throw a few more things. He just had shorts and black T-shirts. I had a lot of t-shirts and a lot of shorts. This feels like something that's been a problem for me since, like, fifth grade. But you get a shirt or an article of clothing you really like, and you just hope it makes it to the next season.

Like the long-sleeved hoodie, like, t-shirt that I haven't seen in six months. And I'm getting ready for this trip. And it's like just somewhere you died in one of the battles along the way. Somewhere. How do I just lose it? And now they don't make it anymore. And it's like, what do you do? I don't know.

It sucks. It happens every year. So you've been looking for? Yeah, for like three days. Warm shirts? Yeah. Because I knew I wasn't going due west. It's too soft.

Yeah, I have nothing. Due west. All right, well, anyway, none of that makes any difference to what happened to me last night. So what happened to me last night is the fridge, it's leaking. I'm like, oh, that doesn't seem good. Like, it's dripping out water. I'm no expert on fridges I've never seen that before

and then it's like all over the floor and it's kind of ruining our kitchen floor and so I get a bunch of towels out there and stuff and open the fridge and like everything the fridge is now on and it is cooling but everything is totally melted like you know those great Yasso ice cream bars

oh pour one out but they're now all like just you pick it up and they're full of like liquid did you know what I've tried to refree those before and just like kind of eat them as the form they take. It's not pretty. It's not pretty. And I kind of lost stocked up. We had like five boxes. Not cheap either.

And so we're out that. Damn. That hurts. Now, it does help you clean, like get rid of a lot of stuff that was in the freezer that you actually didn't want. And you know. It's been in there for years. Like, oh, I thought I was going to eat this. Like, it's a

bag of frozen dinner or something. You're in the grocery store and you're starving. You're like, oh, yeah, I'll have this. This will be great tonight. I love dumplings at the restaurant. I'm going to make pierogis. Let's buy three bags. I definitely had a year plus box of pierogies where I finally just said, you know what?

So anyway, I had to throw all that stuff away. Took everything we wanted to save, you know, the milk and eggs and such. Your wedding cake. To the garage fridge. Had to empty the garage fridge, take all the water and Diet Coke's out of there. and then put all the food that we need right now in there. And so it was this big thing. She'd been pretty helpful.

She was fine. Okay. But it was a big deal. It was a big problem. And, yeah. So that's just, that was my night. That was what I did all last night. Seemly.

And then, yeah, the fridge is getting clean, though. That's cool. So what's the resolution? Well, the resolution, actually, can I say that I'm, you know, my buddy Travis at Community Mechanical, when the fridge, if you remember a few weeks ago, I'm like, it has this weird buzz. And if I hit it, though, it'll stop. Yeah, you had some. And so Travis is like, actually, we got some guys that can look at that. You know, they do the HVAC, but we're like, yeah, we got guys that are, you know, well-versed in this field.

They could take a look at it for you. And I didn't want to bother them with that tiny little thing. but maybe I should have. Maybe I should have bothered you with that. Like, this isn't a call that you usually take is refrigerator repair. If you have commercial refrigeration or like a nice wine cellar situation, we have guys who do refrigeration. And so that's where we're like, oh, well, take a look because you're Dan.

But yeah, if you're anyone else, we don't want to look at your fridge, but we will look at Dan's fridge. But if you own a business that looks at fridges. Yeah, he'll repair your HP. No, but he was saying then, you that at least they can kind of he'll he's going to send his guy over there check it and then when I do get someone

that does refrigerator work or repair or maybe I'm going to have to buy a new one that at least I'll know that I'm not getting screwed boy I got to tell you don't have a clue what a fridge costs right now and you don't often have to even buy the new fridge that just doesn't happen this fridge is 15 years old is that about no I don't know because the garage fridge

is 25 years old yeah we have an old fridge but we also have a fridge that when we remodeled got put in But I don't know because it wasn't an individual purchase. I have no idea what that fridge would cost. I'm going to guess two, two grand. Okay, I was going to say a thousand. It nods all over the place.

2,000 for your mid-tits, it's not, this fridge doesn't have robot. It's not all computer. Well, my garage fridge was free. Yeah, I think usually most of my garage fridge. When you moved in? Yeah. When we were moving the ticket out of the Maple Studios, I took Norm's fridge that was in the studio.

Nice. Oh, it's a tiny fridge. The little guy? Yeah. Okay. You just throw some sodas and beers in there. Well, it's a dorm fridge. I thought you had a full, yeah.

We have a full, the last house we lived in before this, we just put it in the garage. I was stoked. Just had to get olive juice out of there. Out of there, but then, yeah. I think now, though, I can get one of them fridges that I can just control with my phone. I don't know why I would. Yeah, the Silicon Valley fridges. Yeah, yeah.

Those are like four to six thousand. Okay, I don't need that. But what's that do for you? I just need to keep the stuff frozen and not be dripping when I get home and melting. What does future fridge provide? When you take something out of the fridge, it'll put it on your grocery list. Yeah, and also they don't need that either. They also have ones that'll do like counting macros type thing, a nutrition type.

Here's what they need to do. I'm serious. It needs to be able to read the code on the mustard or whatever it is and alert you when it is expiring. Expiring date. Because half of what we did last night. Oh, what was your record? Oh, my God. I think we had a 2021.

There you go. Like a hot sauce or something. I just don't. I feel like everybody's scatter shooting with those numbers. Well, they are. It benefits them. You don't think they had a team of scientists, white lab coach deciding this hot sauce. Great, this product.

We'll make it until June of 2021. And they just stare at it for six years and just wait. Before we put it on the shelves, we have to know. Your approach is just smelling it. I think that's any better? Every time I, like, go after the expired. My wife acts like it's dangerous as, like, AIDS. That it's like, you, boy, you're really playing with fire there.

I'm like, I don't know. It's just expired a few months. You can get a fridge for less. It says 675 to 2,500 average for a new fridge. So you could get a new fridge for a G, I bet. Dan's not a feature on the fridge, guy. You don't want that on your phone. Now, do you at least have ice and water?

Your AC unit, you got to have that. You got to have ice and water. We don't, but our sink does. There's a filter on the sink. Whoa. There's a filter on the sink. What's a ferret. Robops.

I know. Water out of the sink. Anyways, what's going on? Well, anyway, that's going on. At least I don't have to deal with it when I'm going to be gone. Nothing better than leaving your wife with my wife. And coming back to a brand new... No, I seriously, she said to me last night,

I'm really glad this happened while you were here, and I was thinking in my head, I wish this happened two days from now. Yeah. Like, I don't want to be doing this right now. It's 9 o'clock at night, and I'm cleaning out the... Yeah. You know, that is right there, Blake,

that's not a guy that is already significantly in the red on the guilt front over the next couple days, because I cannot handle something breaking at home while I'm gone right now. I told you a couple years ago. I was so far behind. I'm a bad person. That's the fact.

But I'm either a bad person or the most honest person in the world. Because I remember a couple years ago, I had a little thing. I was in the hospital for a little something. And my wife is, you know, at my bedside. And I was thinking in my head, I wish this was turned the other way around. I wish she was going through this physical problem because I don't want to be, I don't want this be happening to me. I'm a bad person. And you would not be at the bedside.

It probably would be for some amount of times. So calm. Check in. I'll FaceTime you. Check in. Here's a bell. Ring the bell. Emoji.

Bell emoji. All right, I'm going to get going. Thumbs up. Okay. I mean, I'm a little hungry. Anyway, let's talk. Oh, you want tortilla talk? I have this written on my sports list.

Because this happened Friday and we never got to it. we talk sports every day. And I'm playing it out of my head. How is this going to go if I bring this up to these guys? And I think this is going to last 30 seconds, but it should probably last an hour. You ready? I have written down Otani Talk.

There's just no, there's no time. There's no time to fully appreciate what he's done. Like the Friday night bit. Yeah. The three home runs, 10 strikeouts, if you did either one of those things in a playoff game, that would be considered incredible, and he did him both in the same

game. That's why we woke up with tweets that said there's about to be, what, two or three hundred Mexican kids in 20 years explaining why their name is Otani or Shohei, and it's because of tonight. Yeah, I don't, it's, from maybe the 50,

was it the 50-50 night? 55-55, last year or the year before, that was the night where it felt like we can't wrap our heads around what he's doing. And he's only gotten better. And I think it caused like Jamie Newberg to revisit some old thing he had where the Rangers knew, you know, very much about him when he was first coming over. And could you imagine if that was here? I mean, there were definitely, there was talk of that.

J.D. was probably still here when he was first getting. Was that an envelope job? Because he probably knew about, you know, U. Darvish and all that kind of stuff. They were big players in that. Yeah. The envelope, man. What's the football equivalent to that? QB5 touchdowns and corner two pick sixes in one game?

I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I guess it's Dion. Or has there ever been a, like was Dion good enough on offense? No. To be considered. And the problem is that... As good as he is, Undy. He could be, but you would never know because it's more of a team sport.

Like baseball, you just have so much more control over the outcome, especially if you're the guy with the ball or at the plate. And that's the only two places he is. So it would be impossible. You'd have to be a quarterback and probably a pass rusher. But I don't think that's possible. So yeah, it's a singular thing But I haven't spent a whole lot of time thinking about it

To be honest with you, which sucks Because I got the stars coming back Okay I think we owe it to ourselves to try to I sign back up for Sean Shapiro I need something I'm going to need something Something besides Cowboys

They will be done mid-February And we'll have Oh I thought he was about to say They were not going to make the playoffs or something Because like the MAVs start tonight So that's happening And I feel real real weird about it How do you feel?

It makes me feel like taking some early bird CBD When I go to early bird cdc.com They have THC in it And yes, I can't deal with the MAVs So I will ingest some early bird CBD What's the promo code these days? Dumb Zone 20 But we used to have a different promo code

But now we have a new one And it's DumbZone 20 Well, then I probably can't use this one. I don't need you giving a fake promo code while I'm giving the new one. It used to be DZ15. Now they give you 20%. There are probably other ones. Do you remember them as well?

No. The next one will probably be 25, though. Just tried DZ25. It might already be in there. That's true. That's true. Highlight that there might be a better deal in the future. It's dumb.

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At early bird CBD.com. You're Mavs guy like through and through like me. Yeah. So not the Dan's not, but. I'm going tonight. Oh, that's weird. Does that feel weird? Well, you guys have a financial connection to the MAVs as well.

Yeah. I was kind of thinking about this with the Dallas Morning News. Like I was just looking at a big preview of the MAVs and all this and it was like, you know what? How come they're complicit? They're complicit in just trying, they're just giving these assholes free advertising, these people that ruined so many lives, ruined so many sports lives. Because I was so, I've never been more into the MAVs, even with the Dirkman.

Mavs almost, you know, I mean, it was just a continuation of this. It was so great. Our lives were awesome. Remember a year ago today? Coming off the NBA finals, I mean, who knows what can be? Will Luca be the MVP? It's, and in those NBA finals, what did he do? Led, or in the whole playoffs, right? Didn't he lead the entire NBA in points, assists, rebounds, like everything. Broke down. He broke down. Everything you could do, he did. He was the reason. And I hate Nico.

And I kind of hate Patrick Dumont more now because I kind of think this was a, it's almost a Brown's owner who really wanted to make that Deshaun Watson trade. And that's why he's not firing his GM or his head coach because he made that trade. Yeah. And even though the Browns suck, he's like, look, I put you guys here. And that is why Nico has a job today because Patrick Dumont, fat guy in a little coat, said that he was looking at the luxury tax and all that that's going to be due to Luca. Luca, I'm sure, never gave this idiot the time of day. He's just another guy in Lucas, you know, there's suits, and then there's Luca and, you know, people he actually respects.

and he didn't respect Patrick Dumont. I'm sure didn't treat him nice in front of his little friends when he wanted to come in and show him how cool it is that Mommy bought me a basketball team. Look, I get to do whatever I want. Look, I can tell the superstar to do whatever I want, and he couldn't. And they ended up trading him. So I just can't support.

So I guess what I'm saying is Can't promote, I can't care. People listen to this show. What are we? Are we, we're just going to probably act like it's not there? I mean, everybody here acts like they want to act. So if you're really into it and stuff and you can get me into it, then I'm, I'm on board. I don't know that I want to fight that battle.

Well, it wouldn't be like I wouldn't fight against you. If you're, you want to tell me his tail, I'm not going to actively watch this Mavs team and want them to do well. And that's my, I'm not going to root for them. Oh, no, I don't want them. I will definitely take your reports on what's going on. No, I hope they fail. Because I'll trust you. Miserably.

Miserably. You want them to lose games. I do now. Are you not excited or intrigued to watch tonight? I'm intrigued from a, I like basketball, but I don't even like basketball as much as I did 12 months ago. So you're never going to allow yourself to fall in love with Cooper Flagg?

Oh, no. That doesn't have anything to do with me anymore. What do you mean? He can do whatever. It doesn't affect me. me. I would like to see them do poorly from a, you know, if it ended up getting Nico run standpoint. I don't wish poorly for the individuals, I guess, players, but he could be an MVP and it doesn't mean anything. I'm not a Mavs fan. So like it's, it doesn't have anything to do with me.

So that's why I'm trying to figure out, is there some point in like getting really invested in it to just watch it? I like learning about the team. Dude, writing about the Mavs is like, it was like my favorite thing to do. And I feel like I had to watch every game. You know, you had to stay on top of it. I don't know if I really want to do that just to write an article every two.

I mean, I told you. I used to listen to the Hoop Collective every week. Oh, yeah. That was two or three. And I cared when I heard about other teams in the West because of how that would affect the MAV's chances. And now I just can't I mean, I just

found out that Kevin Durant is on the Rockets you know or got a new deal like yeah I just I guess I would not expect us to be doing too much Mavs is what I'm saying so I've

because people have asked me about it like what's y'all's position here what do you guys think about the only thing that does make sense to me is a conspiracy that they dealt with with Dumont and said if you give we got to get Luca over to L.A.

And then we'll get you that number one pick Like, how could it all work out this perfectly? In a sense, perfectly? I don't know, man. I think the bingo ball just kind of jumped in there. I mean, I don't know, and I'm not defending the team. I don't give a shit, but, yes, they just got really fucking lucky. After getting kind of unlucky.

Like, would you make that trade, Luca for Cooper Flagg, a first, and Anthony Davis? No, I would not. There's not a collection of things I would have traded Luca for. That's not, it doesn't matter. And Brownie. Oh. What if I can throw in? Yeah, I mean, I didn't watch any of it,

but Luca put up 43 last night in their opener. And you didn't watch any of it. No. It's just bizarre to me because you are one of the most knowledgeable basketball dudes I know. Love the Mazz more than any other team around here, I think. Yeah, there was definitely a point. And for you to now. As a result of this move, really do this, like in your own head, how this is playing out, you know?

I agree that it's weird. Like, I've never had a friend love something so much and then just decide, I don't love this anymore. A sports team, let's clarify. I don't know. It's kind of like, the way I feel is kind of like used to be married. Like when you, it's probably like when you leave a cult. because it just makes me think of like everything that I what I was into about it is completely gone like what made the Mavericks the Mavericks you know and I've told like Cuban this when

we had him on bad radio before like nervously but like Cuban was the reason I got into sports in the way that I did which was like all right we're going to hit the analytics side a little bit the nerds are coming and I really really got into that stuff and built like an identity on it And also, Dirk was like the nice superstar that taught lessons about life if you just watched his journey when everything else seemed pretty transactional at the professional level of sports. The Mavericks, now, sexual harassment scandals aside, felt like an organization, like a real sports organization. And now, like, they went from one end of the spectrum on that, not to the middle, but like to the complete opposite. And it just feels too weird to me. Like, I don't, I feel like Dirk feels like it's weird.

And, uh, yeah, it, it doesn't bring me any joy at all to think about those people. Because they represent, like, where this is all headed, which is just, you know, people who are, uh, in charge who have a lot of power will make decisions disregarding their customers or their population or whatever, their populace if they want to. And you can do nothing about it. And the reason for that is they expect and no, you'll just come. come back. And on this one, I'm just kind of going with the personal route of, I'll see you down the road. I won't be back. But I also still love basketball and Cooper Flags an exciting player.

And Derek Lively is. Oh, it makes me so sad. Because Derek Lively to me. The exercise his option, I'm like, yeah, of course I did. It was almost going to be an NBA player. Like, it makes me extra sad just because he was the one guy that I thought was definitely attached to Luca for the next decade. Like, Kyrie, he was.

going to come in here, mentor him, help a little bit. But he's old, you know, and he won't be around for the long haul. But that was like an extra appendage to Luca, was Derek lively. And they just fit so well. Oh, well. Oh, well, indeed. I have audio to choose from after we plug. Oh, did you ever hear of Community Mechanical?

They're an HVAC company. Oh, who's that? It's Travis Scafford from Community Mechanical at CommunityDFW.com. Where was he hiding? Yeah. So what do we want to say about Community Mechanical today? Oh, you're wearing your Lucas. Damn, those are sweet shoes, dude.

Yeah, he just made me very sad. What size are those? My son was almost named Luca. Fifteen? No, I think these are 14s. They're a little tight, though. That's a big man. Carpet match the drapes.

Anyway, Community Mechanical is R-HBA's company. They're Brandon Aubrey's HVAC company. What happened with him? Yeah, Chris and I went there, and someone said that he needed a new system for $15,000, and Chris had a $100 part on his truck. And while we were talking to Brandon and Jen, AC snapped back on, and we're able to get them all set. And you say, you've done that for a ton of people, though. You've told me different stories that you've saved.

Yeah, yeah. People will call you, just get the second opinion type thing. Yeah, absolutely. In fact, Brian, who we brought with us today, we replaced the air conditioner at his business. And, you know, that's something that we definitely have expanded into is that commercial side, replacing rooftop units, commercial finish out. Nate from Silverback has brought us on to several jobs from listeners and things like that. So, yeah, I think as we get into the colder weather here in the next couple weeks, important to have that. preventative maintenance check your heater,

especially with the stuff like we had at Dan's house, make sure everything's connected as you start to run that heater and start to get the gases that need to be expelled into the outside. And then, yeah, if you have a business or home, you want us to take a look at, happy to do that as well. Well, there you go. And they'll bring Brandon Aubrey, you said. They don't just bring them to appointments?

Oh, I don't know. I thought you were throwing out of him. CommunityDFW.com. If you use the promo code. Depends on how big. Use, yes, DZ20. ZBA. And they'll buy a sit-in if you buy a whole system with them and they'll hook you.

What do you give for just, oh, you do PM. What's PM mean? Yeah, preventative maintenance. Preventative maintenance. $50. Did you know that? So when it's afternoon, that means preventative maintenance. That's when you get the PM.

And AM then? Alternative maintenance, right? Yeah. It's just like, it's very new age. Right, kind of good. Take some chances. Controversal. Burn some sage and put it over your... I think this will fix your...

Holistic. Holistic maintenance, yeah. Okay, I have tortilla audio, Sergio Dip audio, or Kim K. Audio. Boy, strap in. All right. I'm with whatever. I have an oars. They're all oars. So let's go with... We're going to Denver.

And this is not too long. but this is so this is the famous Sergio Dip audio this was 2017 and it is an ESPN ESL broadcast

so apparently this is kind of like they've done bits before it I guess this is the all female broadcast but this was kind of like the it was just the English as a second language broadcast and so they brought in Sergio Dip

and they had ladies announcing the game. Did you know that? No, I don't think I do remember that. But I feel like this is another way we like to diminish women in their abilities is that we'll let you be the play-by-play on this alternative broadcast that we just pat its little head that it exists. Yeah. I've seen this a couple of time.

Hello. Okay. On wacky night. Right. Wacky night, you can, we'll let the ladies talk. So anyway, this is just to get you prepared for our trip to Denver with Sergio Dip, a memory. Is that Beth? Was the backup, but then he got hurt, so they brought in Brock Ashwiler.

He is back in Denver as the backup quarterback tonight, the boot from McMaster. at the boot from McManus goes through the end zone and out to the 25 yard line for the chargers and here's Sergio Dick. Beth, coach, it's a pleasure to be with you guys. Here on the field from up close, just watching Coach Vance Joseph from here. You watch him now on the screen.

This diversity in his background is helping him a lot tonight. Quarterback at Colorado, defensive back in the NFL. And here, he's a lot. he is having the time of his life this night making his head coaching debut. Man, it's so perfect. It's so perfect. You couldn't write it.

It's like the Groobs Under the Bridge solo. And if he did write it, he put a period after every word on his delivery. Here he is. Oh, I forgot I had this, too. Did you see there's a Twitter war? Let's see here. Did you see Russell Wilson on Twitter? I did.

I have Sean Peyton if you want to play it. Oh, I thought I had Sean Peyton. Did you go cut it too? Yeah. Did you go to the press conference? Yeah. Yeah, this is so I'll just show you Russell Wilson's thing was he tweets out yesterday, classless, but not surprised. Didn't realize you're still bounty hunting 15 plus years later, though, through the media.

and then a smiley laughing crying emoji and then hashtag let's ride okay yeah Broncos nation do you have the audio you want me to play the audio I got I got it uh here we go this is Sean Peyton Monday press conference after they came back and beat the Giants and Jackson Dart close with the Meritish family and you know they found a little spark with that quarterback

I was talking to John Marin not too long ago and I said we were hoping that that change would have happened long after our game but anyway any other question I feel like he realizes that he wants to take a shot

did and then it was like oh no yeah and I was upset nobody followed up on that really yeah they went right to they had a Bradsham yeah yeah And it was also towards the end of the press conference, too. It was like 18 minutes into a 20-minute press game. It was pretty late. It didn't make sense.

It did not make sense at all. It felt like he was trying to make sure that's a great. That's a great story. Talk about two people I can't stand. Just for different reasons. That's a great feud right there. You don't like Sean Payton? No.

That guy's a... About the great movie that came out of it. Yeah, why was that movie available? Home team. Because he was suspicious. Spended from the NFL for a year? How did that turn into a fun note story about John Payton? Because Kevin James did.

They kicked him out of the NFL. Like, you know how hard it is to get banned from the NFL for a year? That is a good point. Like, make of all the things that have gone out. Dude, you can't be here. Stealing signs. I know what we're going to do. We're going to sell this to Happy Madison.

We're going to get Kevin James. And we're going to get Jane Slater to pimp this thing for us as a fun station. Sean Paine's a dirt bag, dude. Make no mistake about that. But Russell Wilson's also like a walking robot. That's a great story. So here's the tortilla audio. This was a Texas Tech press conference two days ago.

And they've got the athletic director there and the head coach. But the athletic director is going to start things. And it's just this is. funny to me. You're in this, you're not familiar with Kirby Hokka in his work. No. He's a loud AD. Like he's all, I believe he's been on the playoff committee a few times. Well, he's loud. And the timing of this, so they have this right after their first loss of the year.

And that loss, though, was on the road. They had a win at home two weeks ago, and who was it, Utah? Utah State, somebody. Utah. That there was a lot of tortilla throwing. There was penalties assessed. And then that was the game where after the game, one of the opposing coaches said, not only were they throwing tortillas,

somebody threw a pocket knife. Yeah, it was Kansas. And then right then you're like, oh. And it hit one of the coaches. A knife. Yeah. Can you imagine? Right.

Well, it turns out the knife. fell out of the pocket of one of the coaches. It did not hit. Nobody threw that knife. It's just tortillas, folks. Anyway, here's the press conference they had regarding, we just spent, you know, university dollars on setting up a press conference to talk about tortillas. This is hilarious.

Good afternoon. Thank you all for being here. Thank you for letting me come on the front end of Coach McGuire's press conference. It's just a couple of quick updates on an ongoing game event management situation that we have related specifically to tortillas as well as the Big 12 conference. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Was he about to try to Cynthia is, Cynthia it?

Tortillas. Game event management situation that we have related specifically to tortillas as well as the Big 12th. Tortillas. I thought he thought he thought. about cynthia but it's even funny just saying the game management event coordination that goes on with tortillas as it relates to tortillas crisis term ready for this sort of thing we're talking corn we're talking flour yeah everybody knows what i'm talking about in fan behavior policy so i would like to just share with the red raider nation that as we move forward we are no longer going to

encourage nor permit the throwing of tortillas at the opening kickoff for our home football games. We control our own fate in every situation on the football field as well as with our event operations. We know that as Red Raiders, no one tells us what to do. You know that's the one thing everybody knows about Red Raider Nation. Am I correct? They're like put on a condom and up here we're like no pass it around on the football field as well as with our event operations we know that as red raiders no one tells us what to do we make our own decisions and we encourage actions because they are the right thing to do and we have that being said we're about to tell you what to do and we have an opportunity and we're on the cusp of a very special football season

I ask the Red Raider Nation to continue to give these players, this team, and all of our Red Raiders, all of our support and energy to make sure we give them every possible chance to accomplish our goal of getting to Arlington for the Big 12 Conference Championship and the college football playoff. The moment that we sit in today is one that Red Raiders have dreamed about for a long, long time. And this team, Coach McGuire, his coaching staff, and our fan base has worked extremely hard towards this goal, and we can accomplish it. Had the fans work hard?

Week by week. So simply, we cannot risk letting our actions penalize our football team. The stakes are too high, and we need to help not risk penalizing our team again for throwing tortillas. Simply, let's not do it. Uh, yeah, I know that, I know a lot of tech people are really upset about it. They should be, I think. They should be. And you know what?

The problem probably happened once, this is one of those things when the corporation gets in on the bit, then it starts to suck. Yeah. And once they started encouraging it, probably got his sponsored or something, right? Yeah, he did. And I think, yeah, that's part of what he's apologizing for, is that he kind of bowed up and leaned into it, remember? Yeah. But that's when a bit is not as good. We got on board.

The most aerodynamic tortilla. For throwing tortillas. Simply, let's not do it. The situation is on me. I leaned into this of throwing tortillas at the beginning of the football season. Now I must ask everyone to stop. And I must ask. What half I rot.

Listen, I have thrown a tortilla. I have. I have. I have been a part of this. But I think those who are close to me know that's not me. That's not me. It's just eating. I was just eating tortillas.

Oh, if he ends with, let's all eat tortillas. I just ask one. Please, but don't. This is like the, let's kneel together. Or let's all. Yeah. It is very Jerry. JJ Abrams has done it again.

I must ask our staff to enforce it on game days. I close and will turn it over to Coach McGuire by asking our students and our fans to continue to make Jones AT&T Stadium the best environment in college football. No one never says that. I don't know how they will do it, but I am confident that our fans and our students

are about to make the Jones even louder than it's ever been before. And I appreciate their support. Coach McGuire. I'm right with Kirby. You know, I leaned into it also. I've got to apologize. This is so great, dude.

It's like two morning show hosts. Yeah, I know. It's a different time. It really was, you know. The culture was different. Six weeks ago. You know, I believe in tradition. Y'all know I've said it a million times.

I mean, there's no place in the world that I love more than this place. I'm so lucky to be the head coach. at Texas Tech. And before getting into the tortillas, I just want to read y'all. It's so funny, dude. A Bible verse, please. Before getting to the tortillas, I just want to read y'all something. This is from Scholar Gilhauer, you know, who's out for that.

This kind of sucks. I'll let it play if you want. For the rest of the regular season for sure. And this was before the game. He got a note from like a fan that really thought that. on social media. What you guys are doing is bigger than just you. You know, that bit. Yeah. You know, this is, this means more to me than the fan said. I went to Texas Tech because my dad attended. I never really was a sports fan until I got to go to a game with him. He died of a part of his freshman year.

Then he died. I've been waiting better than a part of 20 years for a team like this. I can't express my joy. and so he sent that to our team to all of our leaders there's about 25 on this group text and then 25 leaders on the team that's like the whole lineup yeah I got like a hundred and 70 kids I bet but that's a starting line you have 22 starters make it 10 you know how beaten those kids those guys are to get that text I have Skyler's dead like I don't give a they all just thumbs up it remember what you're saying for his favorite heart maybe a Hart. Right, and then if you're the guy that didn't

hire it, why didn't you hire it? Oh, you didn't like the guy who's dad died, huh? See him in his wheelchair. Guess you wanted his dad to die. Did you see the text thread? You did, didn't you? It did. And then he followed up with, remember what you're playing for is bigger than just you.

Oh, yeah, thanks, dude. I'm up here at 5 o'clock in the morning lifting weights every day. I go to study hall. I have a 17-hour day. Now, I need your lazy ass reminding me that it's about more than just me because your dad died while you were a freshman. You already said you're not a sports fan. You should have stopped there.

You have no idea what goes into this. It's fucking reminding a D1 play. Hey, hey, bud. Maybe sacrifice a little bit there. No, you're getting paid a lot. Oh, my God, dude. Our dedicated fans have been waiting decades. And now you're going to F it all up with this tortilla.

When you go out there, don't only play for you, do it for the team and do it for all the Red Raiders that have been waiting. Just like it means everything to us, it's everything to them because of how much they love this university. He said, love you boys, and good luck. And I want y'all to know that's how our team feels. Like, we're really lucky that we have a group of young men that, you know, this guy. But it makes you put the tortillas in perspective, I think, to me. You're right.

And that's everybody on this team. And, you know, I wished that we were doing this at 7-0. You know, it's frustrating. And I know everybody's frustrated that we're doing it, you know, coming off a loss. But it was going to be done, you know, we've been going to happen one way or another. We went into a game to where we came out with a 15-yard penalty. Are you going to fast forward a little bit? Because we get into reporters' questions.

Yeah, I'd love that. Okay. And this one is the one I wanted to highlight for you. Kirby, do you get the sense that the timing of this is just a coincidence that it happens that you guys are having the best season in a very long time? Was that part of the, I guess, the crackdown from the rest of the athletic directors or the Big 12 conference itself? So basically, you're targeted.

Now that you're winning, now we're going to start penalizing you for the tortillas. It's just. It's just unfair. This is unfair. Once again, Texas Tech, not able to. to do their thing. Can't get into the club. In the darkness, you can fling all the tortillas you want.

That's right. What's that spotlight? That's right. It's like when the UFC got popular and they had to change all the rules and. That's very funny. There's your tortilla. I don't know. Were they throwing them on to the field?

What's the thing? Throw them up in the air? Well, you throw them on the field at touchdowns and then they had dialed it back to just like opening of half, I think. but then it was happening a lot like the game last week or maybe it was the week before yeah because they were home they've got flagged

for maybe twice but I talked to someone who was there and said there were probably 10 warnings in the stadium they weren't on TV that weren't on like weren't penalized how far are we making it out? We get into the hash marks anybody send a dream shot to midfield

only if you put a pocket knife in and wave it in there and get some weight. Yeah, you've got to have a little weight in there. We were telling the story the other day on the game broadcast of Josiah. Yeah. You know Josiah is with one-day doors and closets, and he used to work with his pappy. He did when he was just a little Josiah. And they would install, he worked for a construction company, and they would install doors and whatnot,

and they'd be working all day. And dad would tell him at the end of the day, all right, well, we'll be back. here tomorrow to finish up. Yeah, you have his little tiny hammer on his little hammer loop. And so he did this enough times throughout the years that he came up with a dream, a goal. He said, one day, I will do this in one day. That's right. Oh, young girls.

When I'm in charge, his dad said, my goal is. Had it him on the head. Josito. Justito. It's impossible. Be sensible. So I loco. Son.

Be sensible. and Josiah though refused to listen to the haters dream big and today he has his own company one day doors and closets where he guarantees he can replace

every interior door in your house oh my god in just one day he will not say we'll be back tomorrow to finish up the job no those days are gone one day those days are gone because he's using advanced

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slash promo 30 Make Josiah and his pappy proud Mail? What are we doing? Oh, that's a good idea. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute.

I didn't know what we're doing. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, Uncle hot mail. Look at me. Is there any mail?

Also, I mean. okay let's see here a couple quickies did we do i know we did the word last bastion last week did we mention there's a stars player name that we did right bastion yeah the hard out sebastian his name is nathan bastion oh in bastion yes in bastion no no no yeah in bastion There you go, M. Ronffle. Should have done this one earlier. It's a gummy thought.

You guys, all three of you, pronounce what you call the thing that you take to the grocery store, a little piece of paper to get a discount. A coupon. Coupon. Okay. No Q. J.R. Gummy Thought. Some people pronounce it coupon.

Some people say coupon, but it's spelled C-O-U-P-O-N similar to C-O-U-P-O-N. Why not Coup-on? Cuppon. and what is the meaning of from this anchor word what is the meaning of caddy corner have we done that one catty is it a t or a d it is a t well i mean i know it's written as a t no like the word if you look it up in the dictionary it's catty corner yeah but it's not there's no catty parallel or you're you're saying that's an anchor word catty i think so I think so.

And if you'd ask me, I think I would have spelled it with a D similar to the golf assistant. Yeah, catty corner. I got a couple of anger words. I don't really know what it means. It just says, you know, less common spelling of kitty corner. They used to say the word kitty corner and kitty corner means a diagonal position. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with pussy. What does catty corner mean?

That's what I'm saying is I think it means like it's diagonal across from. So if you're like a four-way, you're like... You and I are caddy-cornered. from each other. It also feels like calling movies films. Like, just, come on, dude. That's a little extra zest on the directions. If you set a cross from, and it was diagonal, I'll figure it out.

Feels like a flex. Patty corner. All right, I got a couple. Adrian says, um, bane. Oh, yeah. The bane of my existence? Yeah. What else do you have a bane of?

I guess I just, I got brain flooded. by Desmond Bain and Bain But that's the only way Bain of my existence Valiant? Effort? Yeah, it's on the list. Yeah. Well, don't just S all over everything I say.

You're presenting anchor words. I'm telling you they're on the list. I stand by Blake on this one. Well, then that's a, that you're saying it positively then. Yeah. You're not saying don't mention it. No, I'm saying confirmed. Hey, don't yell it, Blake. Don't talk you sniff me.

And I got one more. Did I sniff you? Yeah. I'm sorry. And I got a double here. This is an anchor word and a bad beat. Dear man who has sex. I believe that this is an anchor word, if I have this right,

nondescript. Is anything ever descript? Descriptive, but then why is it not non-descriptive? Yeah, nondescript. What does that? It means basic, boring, banal type thing. So would you ever be like that? Well, that's a really descript script building.

Very interesting. Which would not be basic. Right. Then he says, this is John. I have a legendary bad beat. Oh, yes. Right on time.

Oh, because we're trying to assemble them for. Yes. For our Christmas beats. We're getting a segment ready. Yeah, Christmas beats. Everybody's got one. You're home visiting your parents. Can I give you one that I came, I just realized a few weeks ago when we were doing,

remember when we were doing our taxes, finally? I'm excited to hear you tie all this together, but yes. So have I ever paid for subscription porn? I have. Well, it just became a write-off. Did I, did I look? Oh, yeah. So as I'm looking through the credit card, because we're looking for,

for things to write off a few months ago. And I was just rolling through every month. And as I get to December 25th, did I purchase a subscription on December 25th? Yes. You are a degenerate and I love it. So it was like Christmas evening. Yeah. Oh, man.

Daddy time. I'm up there. This was not recurring. Christmas for me. It's been a long day. Oh, man. Well, it's been a long day. It doesn't matter if it started it new.

We're not going to just free. We've got to go pay for something. And all a cart item, a little reward. Merry Christmas to me. That's a good beat. Or was it Kwanza? You know, I just, I beat the holidays. Was there a Christmas deal you were taking advantage of?

That's probably it. Dude, you know what? There's probably like a. It probably was. And I, I'm almost positive that if you look at the traffic, that is like, like, end of a holiday is a time. Probably right. Everyone left finally. Yeah, you're like, oh, geez, dude. She's tired.

Let's go. Her sister was over. I'm kind of remembering that. That's so good. Anyway, this is from John Carly. When I was younger and I had women in the household, there was always tampon boxes everywhere.

And when I was running out of deposit in the old Spank Bank, I started rifling through the cabinets, I found the tampon instruction manual where there happens to be a silhouette of a woman. Shoving something down her nether regions, as Chappie might say. Obviously, the rest of self-explanatory, but I've stewed over sending this because it might be too far, ha-ha. No, that's great. I mean, listen, people were using the face-off circles from NHL-94. We've done worse with less.

Oh, yeah, they look like boobs. Kudos to you, or kudos, as Jerry would say. That's fantastic. George sent in an anchor word, glom. Glam onto? You always glom onto, but does that part of the meaning of glom? Yeah, yeah, like it can only mean that type thing. I know what you mean.

This is from Scott. Regarding Trayvon Diggs concussion, I've had two concussions at home in the past year, both in my sleep. What? What? This is more common than you think with sleepwalkers and stairs. I bring this up because it might explain Jerry's weird language. If Trayvon got hurt in his sleep, Jerry might believe him. Well, it's also true that Trayvon wouldn't, quote, be the best viewer of what happened.

Just a concussed thought. Because that's what Jerry said, right? He said, you know, I believe him, but maybe he doesn't really know what happened. I don't know, dude. The more I think about it, the weirder it is. Has nothing come out still on... No. Not details on how it happened.

But the fact that he... He came in. Yeah, came into work. He could have just lied and said he didn't have a concussion if he really wanted to play. Like, that's what you assume most players would do. He didn't. But, you know, Max Crosby is walking the... through that door.

No, he's not. Yes, he is. He just followed. Oh, did he? He did he follow? He followed, uh, Dack. Let's not do this. Like, he, I saw a report

that he followed a bunch of Cowboys on Instagram. He follows all the 49ers, too. That stuff doesn't matter. That's because he wants to know who to hate. Mm-hmm. He wants to, that's our rival. He needs to print all their tweets. You guys, uh, hang up.

You guys aware that he has an inward controversy, And I believe ultimately he was just decided he could kind of say it by the community. Hmm. Yeah. In game? Let's see. Black wife? Maybe we play it.

Why can you say it? No, he just, he just, I feel like he can't. The neck tats. We'll play this. Somebody sent it to me. We'll try this boy. See if it plays. This is.

Raider Nation, what is up is Max Crosby in the building. Just got done with practice. I just want to say Sunday. y'all need to be out in allegiance and full effect it's about what do you think oh i feel like what do you mean i feel like he's someone who might casually use that word you guys know this happens right like white guy and football like like i had i'll just i'll tell you whatever it's it's way late in life like i was shocked when i went to go visit my brother like to learn that every white player especially the white players that lived with like they

all say it. It was not weird. I had to train him, try to make him understand that wasn't going to work elsewhere. You're obviously not saying it in a derogatory manner. No, it's the way you talk. Everyone does it. Oh. Aaron say, absolutely.

Yeah. If you live in England and you say the C-bomb, you just say it. Yeah, and it's weird, though. It doesn't mean, it's not the biting thing that it means here. I was never comfortable saying it outside of lyrics, but definitely had white friends when like a black teammate is yelling in at them they would yell it back

like it wasn't uncommon so raider nation what is up is max crosbie in the building just got done with practice i just want to say sunday y'all need to be out in allegiance and full effect it's about to be a movie we love you guys right now no that's funny for you to say that obviously oh yeah because i said it according to only you two i said it in a live spot Do you have that audio? I'm sure you do. I tried searching. You probably can find it. I will admit, on the 10th listening, I was like, okay, I can at least hear what.

The problem is searching that. We would never write that word in to be searched. Yeah, no, we didn't. I remember I said, hello, it's Mike again, and you've heard me talking about the trusted lab.com. Nica, I can just pick. There's like 10 different angles I can pick. I know. You have edited.

Something is changed. I promise you I haven't I think changed in this I promise you I didn't Yes it has Your ears have changed Because that might be true also Because I 100% hear it now

Like that is that And I've heard it so many times That I can kind of hear They're like not gonna lie No I know what I was saying Hold on Yeah let him I was saying

And they And they uh And they uh And it's super casual It's like those internet The Instagram things Now just think in they in they uh

let me see if I can play just that part nigga I could just pick dude you fucking edited this I swear to God I didn't I swear to God I swear to God I swear to God did no one else did you sure swear to God no one else did this is the one I've always had that I've played for you

that part like I don't even play it anymore the way it's the sounding now I won't I won't that's insane I think there's another one and don't play it starting with I won't I was I actually just did that to give you The benefit of

Like that maybe if we just heard it that way Oh my God Yeah So that's I can't even defend that Like I know what I said but So the thing is he's under copy He's under copy

Crosby under contract For another couple years though So it lines So shocking God I feel like Crosby said it too By the way But aren't we supposed to be doing picks

We're in the middle of your man You know, I just looked at the clock and I was like, what's happening? You're acting like you're not part of this. No, no, no. Who made me do all this content? No, no, I'm just riding. Okay. Well, let's take this opportunity to talk about, well, let me read a couple more of these and then we'll talk about.

Yeah, yeah. I have a guy named DFP says, Established the Rung Guy, wouldn't drink bottled water. I think he would drink how water. Waste of money when it's the same. as tap water. It's not the same as tap water. Takeaway Blake's play sheet. He's not allowed to call plays anymore. Yeah. He's right. You don't want me to enjoy life? Enjoy good water. But establish the run guy also probably wouldn't have solar panels. Blake is a complex individual. I'm going to run play action every once in a while. This is my last one.

Uh, dear captain of the crease. As much as as much as it is a little gross to admit you are right about Aaron Andrew's rise to fame Oh God, talk about Jake has pushed back on this but the timeline of her rise is directly related to the hotel video She was an ESPN sideline reporter

with a certain sports horn dog following until the video went viral in 2009 Soon after she's on Oprah And all of a sudden everyone knew who she was then she's on Dancing with the Stars and used her newfound name recognition to get a new job at Fox Sports in 2012. It's easy to imagine that

had the video never come out, she would still be a notable sports hot, but would not have the number one position in commercials, etc. In the past, when you made this point, Julie claimed she was famous because she was on Dancing with the Stars, which is confusing the timeline, reversing the causation. Jake has also made

comments about her moving to Fox, but that might never have happened either. Good for her for capitalizing on the videos. that's a strong bit of evidence but that might not have happened either we're both doing the same thing there's a causation issues

all the way around you can't prove a negative right you don't know what would have happened to her that's my point well yeah I wouldn't say anything mean to DF Matt he seems to have his act together there he also says as a PS cowboys are on pace for the most perfectly mediocre season

in history with the best offense the worst difference, a tie, and they alternate wins and losses. We should book that guy. Why? One person agrees with me in the world, and all of a sudden, this guy's an asshole. So I have a follow-up. This from Nicholas, and we did this a couple weeks ago, but Dan, I don't think you were here for this.

He said, basically he disagreed with the Blake used to work for them pick of the week. Because I had triple play TCU against Arizona State. ended up pushing, but this guy's a big fan of Sam Levitt. Big Sam. So he heard my triple play against TCU and placed, in his words, a sizable hedge to which, of course, he won. And so with his $900 in winnings,

he bought us this poster, which is a giant framed picture of Sam Levitt. Yeah. That's going to be the most. The most confusing thing in our studio. With his $900, he spent it all. So he heard Blake's pick. Against his team.

And picked against it. All right. What does it say? Storm horde? Sam Levitt handed a loss to those Red Raiders the other day, Dan. Oh, it says stay hard. Five and one sun Devils. Yeah, it's very confusing.

I have one more. The rest of this stuff hanging on your walls is not confusing at all. So, yeah. Didn't he, like, give us the money to do that? Consistent motif. Yeah. Did you say that? Yeah, he used the 900 to buy that and he sent us the rest.

He sent us the rest of the money. Oh, I'm aware. Hey. This last one from Justin. Breast Cancer Awareness Month is 100% why Hillary lost. Number one, is anyone not aware of breast cancer and how awful it is. If there's one thing both sides can agree on, it's that breast cancer. cancer is horrible. We're all aware we don't need a whole month. The first year the NFL did the pink accents, it was massively popular. And like every corporation, when they do something popular, once, they have to beat it the fuck into everyone's brains in year two, three, and four until it's not fun anymore. Then the other cancers got all butt hurt because titties were getting all the attention and needed to be included. Colorectal cancer was actually even more deadly to women and men. Shut up, nerd, fine, all the cancers. Then,

Trump won, no one to blame but ourselves, and Breast Cancer Awareness Month. That's actually the history I want taught. Because there was a time where it was cool to get Pink NFL stuff. Yeah. The whole month, they'd wear it. Bits or not. I'd get the gloves, cool cleats, kids would get them. Now we get the Cancer Rainbow, which is also a good looking sweatshirt.

It's true. But you're right. It used to like. it a little much. It popped. All right. What can you tell us about chubbies, Jake? Shorts and shirts, dude. You got some on? Why don't we come up? I got chubbies on today. You're wearing chubbies? Let's take a look at those things. Great shorts here. You can model yours as well. No belt because they're like tight on the waist.

I like the, yeah, the elastic waistband. But I've been wearing chubbies shirts for years and years and years and years. Back to the inception of Hawaiian shirt Fridays. I'm a big job. I got a couple of chubby's cowboy shirts, Chubby's bathing suits. And now we got a Chubby's promo code. For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with that promo code. DumbZone at chubbyshorts.com slash dumbzone. That's 20% off your order with the promo code. Dumbzone at chubby shorts.com slash dumb zone.

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We're leaving tomorrow. We're going to do a show Friday. What's it called? The dive-in. No. PLE Oh yeah Premium live

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To Denver though Pop in I don't know that driving was the thing that he didn't like about it. I like you guys. Fitts says you should punch in Colorado Springs on your map and put in your destination when you get close to there

because Google Maps or whatever will send you through Western Colorado to save five minutes. It's not worth it because it's small highways and miserable landscape. And he says north, it's north of Texas. He means eastern Colorado. Eastern Colorado is bad? Yeah. Okay.

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And Trident. They sent us a garage door so that wherever we are. And it's tuned up too. Yeah. It's all tuned up. There's a tune up special that Trident has. You think it'll open even faster with the elevation? So we drive with it over our car.

car and then wherever we park it just will close yeah right there of course that's not a bad bit you think the future of garage doors is just like a one second yeah i do like will we get there for some reason more like a the star trek like dissolves and then it seals behind you yeah ask them about that at uh at trident accent services that's pretty cool that they're they're sending us up there tx trident dot com okay So now, I guess I really wanted to do Kim K. Audio, but I don't think we'll have time. Jake wanted to hear it really bad. But let's do this instead.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, it is time for these picks. That's right. every Thursday Now today is our Thursday But today is Wednesday Which we're all finding Makes it a little more difficult to pick games As we like to read a lot of things

We like to read In fact, just I'm looking at my triple plays And one of them I'm really looking at Is got a pretty big injury related to it And it's Wednesday And we're going to pick games today Just putting in an excuse right now Yeah, logged. I got it.

For the reason why this may go poorly. Yeah, this is going to be tough. I mean, we're not here to win games. We're here to have fun, right? But this sucks. So let's take a look at the picks. So it's our show versus Cirque de Soroy. The face of the franchise is here today to represent.

Thank you. Mike Soroy. Jake leads in the standings. Well, as far as the teams are concerned, we've picked now 210 games, and our team is leading 104 wins to 99 wins. Yeah. We had an 11-game deficit before last week,

and now it's down to five. Five games. We're happy. Cut that baby in half. We're thrilled. On top of the leaderboard is... So we individually have picked, what, 60-70 games each

and Jake is on top with 42 wins out of 70, that's 60%. Mike Soroy, 41 wins. Thank you, yes. Right on the heels of Jake Kemp. And we said... He was eager to tell you that he's a sports expert.

He knows more about gambling than anyway. We've had a lot of chats about this and we steadfastly believe that Jake cannot sustain the pace that he is on and we don't believe he will. Yeah, and I mean, there's reason there's reason to believe that because I'm over leveraged on the Cowboys

and it giveth and taketh away. So that's where we are. I'm, again, the average man, just a guy that everybody kind of knows. I'm 35 and 35, exactly even. You're like shoddy. Danny Bayliss has 32 wins, Blake 27, and then Cashroy at 26,

as far as the individual standings are concerned. And yeah, last week was a tough one for me, three and seven. Losing that triple play, that's everything. You guys all won your triple play. It's the whole game, yes. You guys all won your triple play, and they were all very questionable college picks for SIRC.

Questionable. I don't understand what that means. It just feels like you guys couldn't name any players on any of these teams that you're picking, and we have our questions as to how you're getting these picks. Well, we have our methods that fall within the rules outlined by your show, which we will continue to adhere to. All right.

Oh, because you're Mike Soroy, I did want to play you some audio. Cool. Let me guess. Is it my live spot? It's the beleaguered Mike McDaniel. Okay. Oh, man. Did you hear the beginning of his press conference this week?

I did not. They're talking about Tua and whatnot. Well, I think the question's in here. Since we're taught not to assume anything in journalism, and since Tua leads the league in interceptions, I guess. probably should ask you will he take all the first team practice snaps this week and will he be your starter for the next several weeks barring injury yeah he's going to take the snaps this week and he's going to be our starter this week and my expectation is that uh we don't um throw 10

picks so yeah cash and our texting we we thought good chance that dude gets fired on the tarmac in cleveland surprisingly he's still there i don't is this a monitoring Terry thing like the maybe I don't understand it that's what I thought about day bowl last year Jerry kind of proved it by letting McCarthy's contract just run out

when there were opportunities that you might have thought Jerry might have fired McCarthy before this year but he didn't want to pay two coaches I think the mayor is the same way didn't want to pay two coaches and why would you you know if this is a lost season anyway and it seems to be yeah

I don't know just to appease a dwindling fan base because that these whole bit works when you're winning and running this motion and offense and things are going good but the second it goes south and I think Shottie would be kind of the same

oh yeah like you'll get real mad real quick with Shottie I think because of his attitude just kind of the way he talks and everything but it's multiplied by 10 with McDaniel because the second it goes south you're like yeah he doesn't know what he's doing

and is it all tied to how good your quarterback is It's But it's also How good you can make your quarterback Yeah It's both Well at first

It all seemed to be great He was Who was it Brian Flores Was the big meanie Yeah he was mean to Tua And he's probably right about everything Now in retrospect Yeah

I like Flores I was pissed when they Fired him Or however the hell that thing ended What was his thing with Tua? I think Flores wanted Justin Herbert in the draft, did not want Tua.

And then management and Chris Greer, their GM wanted Tua. And then Flores was pissed about it the whole time and reflected that on his relationship with Tua and just never really propped him up or supported him. Well, they've done nothing but prop him up

and supported. Yeah, McDaniel's been perfect. That's been his priority. He literally shows him like highlights of him succeeding. Like, here's you're doing good, Tua. But that shit is all just seemed to be gone now and they're effing and joke again. Yeah.

I should have jumped on the Browns. They should have kept their ping pong table. They should have kept the ping pong table. Once the custom table gets finished this week. I think. How's the Tyreek thing going? Morale. It's not going anywhere right now.

Are they calling for Quinn? Dude, that was a weird thing the other day too, right? Like Quinn came off the field, first NFL action. And, like, I mean, I'm sure there was something else going on. What do you do? Didn't stop him on the way to the sideline. Quinn just ran over to the bench. It's like, you're the head coach, you're the O.C.

Your new quarterback, you should be maybe checking in with him. But when you're kind of checked out, I don't know, it was weird. I didn't see it. There sucked so bad. People want Quinn for sure. I mean, Tua does kind of suck right now. McDaniels has lost the team and kind of sucks. So yes, any changes, including GM, all welcome.

And all will happen, but you're right. Financially, I guess they're waiting. All right, well, we pick On the air, we pick the cowboy game And we pick our triple play Let's take a look this week The Cowboys Are underdogs

They are In Denver Broncos favored by three I think a lot of fights have at three and a half Even which is a big old half point But we have it locked at three For us it doesn't really matter, right? because three means you win.

Yeah. You know, for Vegas it matters more, I think. The half point. But yeah, Cowboys, Broncos favor by three and pick your triple play. So we'll go from worst to, or first to last. That means we start with Jake. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't feel great about the Cowboys' chances this weekend.

I will take the Cowboys. They are getting a little help. You have to figure if fuel goals are a factor here. They're in a good spot. But, man, I don't know. It really comes down to, does the defense run into a little bit of luck just like they did in the most recent game against Washington? Are there two out of three drives where the offense makes a small mistake?

Penalty, drop, missed block, gets behind the sticks, and they can get up 14 to 3. before the end of the first quarter. Like, it's really the only way I see them winning. And that Denver defense is nasty. I don't trust their offense at all, but I'm going to take Dallas. I just don't think they're going to win.

I'm hoping they can play a close game. And I'm not going to triple it. How have they been in the games they've lost? Who? Have they been close game? I'm trying to think of the Cowboys. Because it seems like most of their games have been very close. Well, the Bears game obviously looks really bad.

If you go back and watch it, It's the same sort of deal as what happened the other day. You get behind, and now the game is over if you can't get a stop. Carolina only three points. So, yeah, it's just the Bears game. And the Eagles loss was very close, right? Yeah, poor. But, you know, every time you get a close loss against the Eagles,

I mean, you had a close win over the Giants. That's not exactly great, and it was the old Giants. So these next two weeks tell a lot. I mean, if you lose both, your season's probably over. If you win both, you're probably trading for Max Crosby because the trade deadline is the Tuesday morning after the game after this one, which is a Monday night game against Arizona. That'll be heading into the buy too, yeah.

Correct. Yeah. So that's when you do it. And then, boy, would that be made for TV? Because then they play Vegas on Monday night when they come out of the buy. Oh, it's too much to pass up. But they're five and three, headed into the buy, headed into the trade deadline, Colleville Heritage, dude.

And I don't know if that's smart or not, but he is signed up for the next couple seasons and for like $15 million a year less than what Micah ended up getting when he broke the market or 12 or something. So what do you, do you give up one of those number ones? I would rather not, but I would because now the deal, I heard Macho to say this, if you told me the whole deal was you give up Micah Parsons in a one, for two ones. Wait, Michael Parsons.

Like if you look at the whole trade in general, like they send a one away and get Crosby, right? So their overall balances, they have Crosby, Kenny Clark, and one extra one instead of two. You would take that deal, especially knowing what Micah makes and what Max Crosby makes.

You would do that. And now it feels like they're boxed in public pressure-wise on bringing pickens back. So I would do it. I'm not going to triple play him, though. For my triple play, I'm going to, we're leaning on Travis for live spots today. I'm going to lean on him for this one as well.

I feel like Baylor can beat Cincinnati. I feel like Baylor can definitely get within four and a half. Like I said, off air, Baylor is the college cowboys. So it just matters. A couple defensive stops, they're going to score enough. Did you go to Baylor? Drew and I both did, yes.

Baylor's terrible defensively. The second worst power five or power four defense, Oklahoma State's the only worse. Okay, then here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to take that information and run the other way, and I will take the Cincinnati Bearcats at home to cover four. Four and a half points. This is how convicted you are in your triple play.

This is a triple. Yeah, this isn't messing around. We're going Cincinnati. Give me Cincinnati. And this is the guy whooping all our ass. Yeah, we're going Cincinnati. Play the sounder if you want. I'll play mine.

It's the nothing good can happen. Triple, triple play. All right, Mike, Siroy. Thank you. Travis, who would you take in these things? I'm taking Dallas plus three I've kind of jump back and forth with the Cowboys

and I don't even you have the numbers I don't know how I don't even think I've done very well with them but I tend to not believe in them but Denver is a weird ass team too I don't know if you talked about that crazy ass game Yeah

Mike Surrey is three and four when picking the Cowboys Yeah They should have won going away last week But they didn't Yeah Denver And then four touchdowns in the fourth

and I actually really like Bo Nix, too. But all that said, I think three is a big chunk of points for a team with that offense. And I'm kind of with you. I think Cowboys lose, and I think they lose by like one. So I am taking three points and are fighting Dallas Cowboys for that one. Triple play slash wild card.

We have something in my little gambling tech circle called a home unranked favorite versus ranked teams. And believe it or not, it's pretty successful on the long term. have one. We have Iowa State as a home unranked favorite, two and a half, against BYU. He's a ranked team. So who do we

lean towards in this? I'm taking Iowa State minus two and a half. Okay. As the home unranked favorite versus a ranked team. Because Vegas or whoever, you know, you'd think the ranked team is always going to be the favorite, but they know the home thing matters and this is a decent team. So Iowa State

minus two and a half as the Huffer. I was going to say, is there something cool we could use their government-type acronym. We just H-U-F-V-R-T it, which doesn't flow all that well. Work on it. We're huffing Iowa State at two and a half as our triple play. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Triple, triple play.

Good luck to me. I have a proposed payoff. You guys know who Lisa Nowak is? Yeah, why do I know that name? She was a scientist, an astronaut even. Oh, okay. And she... What she known for?

Something incredible she did in space, a discovery, perhaps? An equation of formula, of math formula, aeronautics. No, she drove 900 miles across the country from Houston to Orlando in diapers to try to kill her boyfriend's new girlfriend. And so, Dustin, our business lawyer, proposes, I don't know how this plays out on the air, but a 900 mile no-stop diaper drive from Houston to Orlando. It's funny. I don't know what you do with it. I don't know if you just check it. I don't know how you prove you're pissing yourself or something.

This is the guy who handles all of our contracts. Like, yeah. I hear that and I'm like, okay, decent, but I don't want to go down. to Houston and then start. Just the worst part of all of it, pissing yourself, Orlando, the drives. I'm like, I don't want to have to go to Houston. Can we go from here to Orlando?

And then we agree. All right, we'll table talk that one. All right, I'm up. My Cowboys picks this year are the worst of anybody. Everybody else is three and four or four and three. I'm one and six. And it's because I have recency bias. I go by whatever they have most recently done.

And if you take a look at their schedule, They win, then they lose. They win, lose. Win, lose. So let's get right. They will not cover that three-point spread in Denver. They're going to lose this game, and they're going to lose the cover. So I will pick the Denver Broncos for that.

Man. Am I true? What? No, no. I'm not mad at you. I'm just thinking about how much is all, like, you know, they're probably going to be 500 all year. but if they lose the next two games, the rest of the year will be boring.

They can't lose both of the next two. I didn't say they'd lose both of them. I'm just worried. In fact, I just declared they go every other week. They need to mix a tie in here somewhere. Yeah. And then the triple play, I like to tell you a few that I look at,

and that way you can know that, oh, look, he would have had his triple play right on these other games. And then I always get the wrong one that I pick. And so, like, one, I'm really leaning. towards, I really like this number. If Lamar Jackson is out, I like Baltimore favored by six and a half. I like Chicago. Like, I love Chicago.

But is Lamar Jackson back? I hear he's back at practice today, but he wasn't at practice Tuesday. And he's been out for a long time, and they had a buy. And obviously, they've got to do everything they can to win this game. But their defense has been horrible. So just six and a half is a lot to cover. I kind of also like seven and a half Carolina getting at home

but do you want to am I going to triple play Andy Dalton? No. That's the question here. Do we triple play Andy Dalton even though Mike Machine Marshall was telling us the other day how Dalton he'll put up some numbers on his first game like he's saying that's a good fantasy pick.

That's seven points. Seven and a half on our sheet. Every NFL season has three or four of those games where somebody shows up old quarterback and just balls out for one game and then the team falls in love with it and then they get the piss kicked out of them the next week. And Carolina at home? And you do love the AFC, or excuse me, the NFC South, the wilderness.

Well, and speaking of the NFC South, then I'm looking over here at Atlanta. What are they got? They're favored by seven with the reeling Miami Dolphins coming in there. And Atlanta is also a every other week type thing. And they're also really good at home. So can you imagine just heading into any season thinking, yeah, I was going to triple play the Bears at Baltimore or Carolina hosting Buffalo

or Atlanta against Miami. This is where I find myself. And we will land on Let's go with Andy Dalton to the biggest Andy Dalton I know You're falling for it What's he been doing?

The team that beats the Cowboys You think are The greatest team ever This happens all the time Carolina sucks They do suck They don't But I feel like covering seven

and a half. They just have to be within seven and a half. They can lose by a touchdown and I'm going to win. That works, Blake. That's what I am going to read for. Yeah, that's what I'm going to read for. All right. Blake, you're up next because the other guys aren't even here. So I really like this Eagles minus seven. I think they're pissed off, losing to the Giants a couple weeks ago. But I stink at the NFL. So I'm going to go to college. And I'm looking at a giant spread because giant spreads are fun. Is that why you put the Oklahoma State game

in here? So on our weekly picks, we don't publicize this except online. And we have to somehow pick and I thought this was a little shot at Foodie CK over there too. Texas Tech hosting Oklahoma State, tech

favored by 38 and a half. I think that's fun. What are we doing? I think that's fun. That is fun. But now we've also lost for You got to account for that. You feel like there's going to be a little tortilla momentum? No, I just let down. We try to spread it out.

That was the really only game in the 230 window. How do you feel about this, Clayton? Are you offended? Not at all. What's going on in the stands in Stillwater is way more exciting than what's going on in the field. Okay, well, we're not in Stillwater, are we? No. We're at tech.

anyway Wisconsin lost last week to Ohio State 34-0-0 and the game before that they also scored zero the most they've scored this week against a decent opponent

to 17 they're going to Oregon and Oregon is laying 33 and a half it's a Saturday night in Otson give me the ducks minus 33 and a half

for my triple that's a fun thing and then for Cowboys those two teams hate each other, Dan, from way back, Oregon and Wisconsin. Just for me personally, it's more fun if the Cowboys win. I don't see how they do it. But give me the Cowboys Plus Three.

Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Okay. There you go. Can you mule us some food? I'll let you know what they have, yeah. Okay. I can pitch it out the window.

Oh, us up in the high section. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we're getting tickets up, like, the very, very top section at Denver. Really? Like, they have a 500 level. Oof. And that's where we are. Cool.

So if you think you're high above elevation, like, playing on the field. Yeah. Imagine where we're really. Two miles up. Well, we have, like, an oxygen mask or something? You could probably get little, I bet they sell them at the game. Well, probably don't know about the game, but around. I'm interested in getting some steps and just seeing how that affects just being whatever.

Because I think I was, who was, I was talking to it. friend the other day who I said Fitz was going to tell me some places to go hiking and they're like you're going to hike I'm like well what do you mean I'd walk every day they're like hiking is different than walking yeah and

they did say there are like hiking for dummies where it's kind of like level land hiking yeah that's what we usually do with our kids like you know you go out even around DFW on the weekend so I am Jake's four year old kid here yeah so that's what I'll do I have the boys pick

If you want them real quick. All right. Do you want them? Yeah. All right, Danny takes Cowboys. Do you want these? Cowboys. And he takes as his triple play, Navy.

See, these guys, I don't like what's going on. No. We're losing. Florida Atlantic. Something weird is going on. I tried to tell you. There's some cheating going on. Go ahead.

How's this? We're losing. Navy and Florida Atlantic? Cowboys are cheating. Navy as the triple for Danny and Cash Sidoua is taking the Broncos. is taking the Broncos minus three and he is locked into Toledo. Great.

Football. Toledo plus 1.5 as his triple play in Woff. Real entertainment value there. Watching Toledo. I'm sure all your fans are locked into every random-ass wallcar game we pick. And good luck to Danny and Cash. I need to promote this, even though we've been promoting our Denver trip.

I just want you to save the date. One week from Friday is Halloween. And we have a Halloween PLE. Cool. Nice. Halloween Havoc. Premier live event at Conne Roso and Carrollton. They are the official food sponsor.

Ever since you left, we now have like an awesome food sponsor. Great. So we're going to have to get you on another game. Yeah. I love Connie Roso. So, yeah, and they will be at every one of our game streams, and they will also be at their location. That's where they always are. Right.

So we're going to do our show there a week from Friday. Are we all dressing up? Yeah, I mean, I can only control what I can control. I'm asking if we all are. I told you what I was coming as. I know you are. What are you wearing? Clayton, are you want to reveal that now or no?

Clayton is going to dress up, though. He informs us. Okay. Are you? Yeah, absolutely. You're going as Miriam. Full buy-in. You are?

Okay. I'm going as Shirley. No, be Laverning and Shirley. No, because I'll have like an Anthony Davis jersey and like a super racist against like Arabs or Muslim thing on my shirt to make it. Maybe I should go as your son-in-law. I think that'd be great. Patrick Dumont, since he won't. He won't be fat guy in a little coat.

Come on. He's upset about that. He's upset about that to pick up. That's going to be a heck of a day, man. Put on some costumes, come out and party. Yeah, join us there. Halloween Friday. Eat some food, and then, yeah, we're going to do our show,

and maybe a costume contest. Hell yes. Julie said she would vote on a, she would be the judge on a Halloween costume contest. So wear something that would be attractive to Julie Dobbs, and you could win. What do you win? I mean...

Well, we're going to get something to win. Like, Connie Rosa will give us some stuff. We got some stuff. Like, just, let's just generically say... Okay, I just want people to dress up. Okay. Well, I'm trying to incentivize people. Huh?

People should do it for the love of the game, I guess, is what I'm trying to get at. Dress up because it's fun to dress up. It is fun. And then you'll be already for the night, right? Is trick-or-treating Friday? Or is it going to be Saturday? What do you know about that? Yeah, it would have to be Thursday or Friday, I would think.

Some days they trick it up in certain municipalities. Are you not, you know, you never had little kids. And my mom's birthday is Halloween, so she would always get us to go to Benny Hanna or something. So we wouldn't be out throwing eggs at houses and shit. But I'm pretty sure trick-or-treating is the night of Halloween, no matter what day it is. Well, maybe you have other ones. I have an experience. Am I high?

Has it never been not been the day of Halloween? We've always done Halloween. Am I crazy? Okay, maybe I'm okay. Let's do the news. Here's Jay with the Dumb Zone News. What am I thinking of? Labor Day?

You are thinking of something, and I can't think of it. There are some holidays that they push it to the weekend. Like St. Patrick's Day for April. No. By four, sometimes it's July 3rd. Like the fireworks show is on a different day, maybe. But always July 4th is always July 4th. Yeah.

Always. Just like Friday the 13th. But the fireworks sometimes are different. That's what I meant. We found one that sort of applies. So yes. I think everyone's doing great. I just wondered with Friday football.

Yeah, no. I don't know. I don't know. High school football? You're telling me you're going to. The hardcore, like the party party, you do that Friday night. Like if we were still in the game, we'd be going. Somebody's house would be going on Friday night or going to the bar Friday night.

It just started early with us. Fort Worth had a little bit of a decision to make. This is from the makers of the commanders, changing their name to the commanders when FedEx got involved, who was their stadium sponsor. Fort Worth City Council has agreed to rename a stretch of White Settlement Road. Now is this somebody just kind of over time that bothered them so much? And every day they're like, this is weird.

you know it we should probably try to know there are plans for a 1.7 billion dollar retail and residential development called west side village so people developers developers developers came in and said hey we really like this area want to dump a ton of money into it but there is just like this one little thing that we really feel like if we were going to get Sephora and the sauna place and the coffee show. Maybe. This is not that odd, though. Like, it does seem like it's because it's white settlement,

but I took a turn on IKEA Boulevard. Yeah, sure. They've got Nebraska Furniture Mart as a street. But this is an – But also, IKEA Boulevard might have been built for them. To service IKEA, yeah. It was. So this is an actual road that's already there.

Yeah. The name white settlement dates back to the 1800s when settlers were first identified by local Native Americans. That is an interesting way. Yeah, they did it. They were racist. Like, we tried to have a team called the Redskins. You said that's racist. Right.

You called our white settlement. And all of a sudden, we're the bad guys? Right. We're just settling. Just settling here. We're trying to settle. A peaceful settling. Whatever land you got. Right by this little.

body of water. Nice spot for us. Here. We'll take the land. Here's a blanket. Deal? They talk to a couple of local business owners.

Oh, it's getting cold. Breathe in. Aren't you thankful? Aren't you thankful? Probably just allergies. Just lay down. You'll be fun. Some are worried about the economic impact

of this. A local business owner said, Fort Worth's small and mid-south. businesses from the backbone of the economy. A name change may seem symbolic for us. A name change has long-term effects on operations and customers and employees. So

the backbone of this. You're just going to get confused. You're going to go over there and be like, where are the whites? That's right. What is this? That ruined when I would go to work at the old station when I had to turn on a Novitsky way. Like, I got lost so many times. You were late. So many days. I remember that.

It was Victory Avenue. McKinney is taking steps to address their homeless problem. They're unhoused in public spaces. So they passed a couple of ordinances last night. You know, they make it illegal to be homeless like most of these do. One of them makes it unlawful to sleep, lie, or sit on a public sidewalk street or median. Which would be a real problem for me. And I once had a non-white friend tell me that this was kind of a white friend.

tell me that this was kind of a white people thing but I'll sit down anywhere on you train bus station like you know I've been in the subway or whatever and I'm just I'll just sit down what I don't want to wait I don't want to stand just sit down you'll sit against the wall yeah and you look like against the wall if you're in the middle of the sit against the wall thing and you do look like a child

because your knees are up yeah but I'm like I'm not standing now that's an airport move for sure but even that I get made fun of like oh do you just because it looks childish but also standing. No thanks. The second one prohibits camping in any publicly accessible space. So I was watching coverage of this on the news, and I found it kind of funny the way that they talked about it here. I think this is it right here. Am I up like? That's right, Cynthia.

Okay, that is not it. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. I want to hear that, abort, abort, abort, abort. The funny part to be, oh, here it is. Sometimes tough love comes into play. This is just ridiculous in McKinney. The city did finally approve both ordinances. This now gives police the enforcement power to give out warnings, then citations, and beyond. But at this same meeting, the city decided to also do a year-long study on homelessness locally.

Okay. How do we provide? How do we do? what do we do to help that challenge and that population in McKinney? A year-long study. That's great. We're looking into it. That's great.

So whatever cash it costs to do this study. I could give this to these people. Who cares what they use it for? What if we give it to these guys to study this? We're arresting you, but we're going to get to the bottom of this. We're going to get the best men on this. and we're going to figure out why it is that you're homeless. If I just had some money for some food, actually, we had money for your food.

But we paid this. Everyone gather around. There's duffel bags, you all this cash? We're going to figure this out. Yeah. All right, we'll check in with you in one year. We're going to give it. And then the study is like, I don't know, just make it illegal.

If you make it illegal, then there you go. It is so funny to me. They tag that in there of just, hey, yeah. A couple of other things, as you might have. heard there. This is Pete's tease last night going to break. Pete's a guy, the weather's about Pete. He's not

there to just simply communicate and give you the weather. He's there. You're in Pete's World. That's right, Cynthia. Until the Maverick season opener. Coming up up, we'll hear from Cooper Flagg as he gets ready for his NBA regular

season debut. Well, you know, I've been known to cancel schools during the winter and I'm thinking about canceling football games Friday night. That's right, Cynthia. I'll have the full forecast wait until you see this. Wet. Coming up.

Accidents can change a life. What is that? That's horrible. What is that? Like, he really leans into the, like, I'm the winter weather grinch thing of, like, I've been known. And it's just because people send him comments. Right.

He's a walking reception of comments. He's the mica of Weatherville. Yeah. It's wild. So some of their banter... He's the Antonio Brown. Geez. I really do enjoy their banter every time.

On WFA, they'll do, as they're about to tell you here, they'll do a... They'll do a feel-good story on you. They really love those. And this one, apparently there was a movie, I think it might have been called Calender Girls. But it was about old women. And it was about old women who got together. I think they were like in England, a group of friends, and to raise money for something they needed to raise money for,

the comedy is all these old women pose nude for a calendar. Okay? So WFAA found a nursing home here in DFW where they drew inspiration from that movie and did that. It wasn't Presbyterian Village North, was it? It was. Oh, really? Yeah.

Go on. Dead serious. I can find you The new A new resident Miss November Yeah I don't know

Maybe miss November I I can Presbyterian Village North Oh yeah Yeah All right And

So they And that looks sick They had movie night People there that don't remember Like they've seen this episode of It's Watch It's just cake Or is it cake yesterday

Right Yeah Or like they don't remember the one they saw a half hour ago. They'd never know. So they can easily ask, would you want to pose for the, sure. Yeah.

You know, it's funny. Before you, as a new resident, they have a, like, a newsletter that someone who used to work in journalism put together, you know, so that's their project, you know, so new residents do get, like, a interview. So I was looking out for that.

Oh, okay. I asked her the other day, I'm like, she's like, someone came over to interview me and did all this. I don't recall if there was a photographer included in this. Well, I don't know. So, I don't know if this will be an annual thing, but WFA did a story on it. The dudes at the place are really into it.

They talked a couple of them, and they're like, I just think it's wonderful. And you can get one for like $10 online. They're all drunk off like Prosecco and Champagne the whole time they're doing the interview. It's a masterful piece. but this is how it ended and then it goes back to the news desk I love this timeless beauties riding off

into a sunset that they're not ready to meet just yet in North Dallas I'm Kevin Looking good ladies Very Caliente I love it

Carol, Celine Susan that was amazing and I love the fact the guys are lining up to get copies of that Cali Yeah, what do you mean, dude? Of course they are. Fresh material for the first time and forever.

Like, they just focus on the guys. They'll go up to them. What do you think about it? It's great. I love it. With a little sinister look in their eyes. Like, yeah, of course. I've been waiting to see that chick naked. Dude, the first, like, event when she moved in, I went with her, you know? Because, like, twice a week they have, like, entertainment, like six o'clock, someone playing a tuba or not tub or whatever. musical instrument or dance and they had like hippie happy hour and they were just playing 60s and 70s music and they are dressed up in hippie stuff you know and dancing and one of the girls on stage and I think she's a resident I mean I was sitting way in the back and I'm like that's a good looking woman probably 75 I don't know she was introduced herself as Miss Texas like 1980 I don't even know 86 or something and I Google her you know and I mean I mean, 1986, shocking.

I mean, perfect. She's gorgeous. She's still, like, basically pushing 80 and from 50 yards, very hot. Would you do it? And you're saying you're with Miss Texas. You're single. She lives there with your mom. You just sort of start to say hi.

I'll answer that question after the show. Okay. So anyway, there's a cover model locked up every year for the PVN. I mean, dude, they're not like showing titty, but it's pretty close. Like, again, the reason I had the term mahjong in my head is that in the news story, they're like, a nude majean game. And it's like women that, I don't know. But, you know, WFA, Pete wasn't done. Wonderful right there.

I bet your boy T. Boone Pickens is looking down from heaven smiling. I guess T. Boone Pickens is looking down from heaven smiling. I guess T. Boone Pickens is affiliated with this auspice play. I don't know. Be happy to pose in his birthday suit too. I have no doubt about it. Yeah, that's

a great story. If you're new here to Dallas, Fort Worth, into Texas. What do you think this is headed? I mean, right here, I'm like, what are we doing? We did the dismount, get to the weather. Get on to it. Get on to it. This is the station that has fun stories like that. You just, honest to goodness,

that doesn't happen in many other markets, and it certainly doesn't happen in this market other than right here. So it's nice to see Kevin get out. Kevin Reese get out do a story like that. They make space for news like that really makes you feel good about living here. Oh, no doubt. And there's so much negative stuff. Bingo bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, the local news telling me there's so much negative stuff. Now, where's Cynthia ad on all this? Something that just puts it. We've sitting here laughing. We just love that story. That was great. Put a smile on my eyes. Yeah, no, no. If you're new here, I thought you said something

other than new. Yeah. If you're new. No, new. New. N-W. Not N-N-D-D-E. Pete's trying to make like a serious point. Cynthia's been sitting there for one minute going, I thought you said if you're nude. Now I'm thinking about all the people sitting out there nude, watching the show. Move on, Peter. I will try to hunt down a calendar for your studio next time I go up, maybe today. Check this bad boy out.

We got this from a fantasy league that we visited the other day. Just give that a perusal. It's a fat one of the original viral photos. We're keeping track. He lost his league, so we had to do a calendar. Oh, one guy had to do all this? We're keeping track of sidewalks everywhere, Dan. The painted rainbow sidewalks?

Correct. Okay. Good, this is important. It's very important. So in Houston, their Oakland or Cedar Springs is the Montrose neighborhood. And last night, I told you guys last week that these were getting painted over over the weekend. They did. Good.

and last night the rainbows returned they painted up the people in the neighborhood are like yeah we're just going to keep painting this okay so now we're at another standoff just kind of a back and forth yeah like so if the city complies

do they get their funding I mean that's the reason the gays that's not us it's these other people that are doing this right so I want the funding I keep painting what I did yeah yeah but you know

No gaze in paint. You can't stop them. If they're doing art, they love the art. They'll keep doing it. They love the paint, folks. Yeah, I don't know what's happening here. I saw a story where like a church in Dallas. Yeah, church painted their steps of their church.

When did that church become woke? Well, I think that church, based on the look of things, and the person who was doing the leading. of that church. They were pretty woke. It's Oakland United Methodists, so it's in the Gaborhood, too. There you go. Charlie in the box over there. What?

He talks like this. Oh, okay. That's my attempted. A little comedy didn't go. A gay voice? Well, you know. And Luigi Mangione.

You remember him? Oh, yeah. Free him. He is in prison right now, and there is a new report about, you know, he's been talking to investigators, and in the year before his assassination of the United Healthcare CEO, he told him a number of things that he went and did. One of them was he was in Thailand, and he says that he was beaten up by a group of seven lady boys. now that came into play because when he got his ass kicked he wanted to find out how much an MRI was and that's when he learned how cheap it is to get an MRI in another country and he's like you know what I'm going to do something about this so that's why it's pertinent is that like that's why he is mentioning that is like yeah well I had to get an MRI in Thailand that's when

I found out that you can do this for what 50 100 bucks in other countries yeah is that where my buddy Max visited, I told you? Yeah, his mother-in-law or something. Same thing. Spider. I thought it was like a stray cat or something, something bitter. And she had to go in and get tetanus shots and this and that. And he was like, yeah, it was like 20 bucks.

Like they gave us a bill right there. And then we came back because they have to get a series of shots. And it was like $800 the next shot he got when he came back here. I'm getting a heart scan Friday and I already paid for it. $1,600. What does that do besides just, you know, what was it going to tell you? From the date I'm going to have my heart attack. So blockage and stuff like that?

Yeah, blockage and, yeah. And I want to know that shit, but $1,600 for like an IV and then a little MRI job. And then, isn't there a weird bit? I've had some heart stuff, yeah. I don't know what. Okay. They do stuff. They go in there and look at stuff.

I have like a hole A little hole in my heart That's why You do? Yeah, I think so From Luca Or something Maybe it's from Luca

They said no hiking Isn't there also They said I can't get up before 630 a.m. I'm not allowed to leave Until 7 a.m. to go anywhere Yes, doctor But don't they say If you say

Oh, I can only pay cash Well, it's a different price then They would charge you less where is this any doctor like if you say i have insurance oh okay here you go oh yeah i see what you're but if you're like i'm paying out of pocket that's a part of it yeah okay well then we'll cut this in half like doesn't that prove this is a big scam like so it doesn't really cost that much so you're saying he what he did was you kind of get it oh anyway anyways there's your news okay the dumb zone news like and subscribe

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Let them know the dumb zone Sent you folks Okay let's do some viewer mail birthdays I got a bunch of them Today. Happy New Year Uncle Fupa Thumpa. My son turns one

October 22nd. Wait, what is today? You nailed it, bud. Oh, good. On fire. We're celebrating his first birthday, gay, this Saturday. I need to extend a heartfelt thanks to you and your esteemed colleagues. Is that an anchor phrase?

Hmm. As the wife wanted to have the party at 3 p.m., but due to an assist from y'all's playbook, we are having it at noon to preserve most of my Saturday. It was not the 10 a.m. I requested, but it will suffice. Yeah, you're messing with naps, though. That's okay. They can nap afterward, and then they'll take a super tired nap, which will last the entire rest of the day. Yeah, but then they don't go to bed at night.

Deal with that then. No, you get a limit to, yeah, keep it to a 30-minute nap. Jake, I request a name rating Marco Daniel Biasi That's pretty sweet Yeah Feels Like we're not

We're not doing Coke dealer names anymore That's a good one Marco I have a quick question about loyalty I was a Mazz fan my entire life But what was done February 2nd cannot be undone Basketball meant so much to me I was lost in fandom for a while

Is it acceptable for me to be a Spurs fan now? now. I like what they're building. I think there'll be a fun team to watch. And loyalty does seem to matter there. Since the Mavs basically hooked up with another chick, can I cheat on my fandom now? I'll always cheer Luca, but I can't bring myself to like the Lakers. I need something to root for. More Blake, more TC, more midlife crisis, Jake, less see on Dan's shorts. He did have a problem with that. My leader will always be the dental hygienist that wrote their dissertation on T.C.'s dental experiment.

That's true. Dominic Biasi. It's not far off. Yeah. He was a research subject after not going to the dentist for 15 years. I don't, I have a hard time judging anyone on this, man. I feel like it's a black swan event and the response to it we have no rules

or roadmap for. I can't get into it. Like, I don't care about the Lakers. I'll root for Luca if they're on, but whatever i don't know spurs you're probably going to catch the little heat from your buddy random

that's like you get cheated on and you go with the sister you know someone of real close just to screw the girl who cheated on you even harder go with the Orlando magic hell drive down there gets him the best

dear colossus of sea uh Thursday is the birthday I think I started reading this last week of the sweet giant man that married my sister, Tony Wade. His leaders are Clayton and Bevo. Okay.

More Dan from Dallas. Dan, tomorrow is my husband Steve's Dirk birthday. He's still bitching about not getting a headset during our sit-in. This is from Plashley. Oh, no. Jake is his leader. He enjoys the fact that Jake doesn't like me. That is not true.

I doubt this email will get wrong. read since my last snail mail was ignored. What was it? I am, well, here's, I can't remember. She sent us some nice gifts. And I texted her a reply, because I have her text. Her phone number? I slide into her DM.

Yeah, her phone number. Her text number. Because they were in the den, so usually if you come into the den, I will give you some directions and all that. So I thanked her for the snail mail. and she's saying right here my last snail mail was ignored yeah she probably means me because I don't know her email or her text number that's how much you hate her but I didn't ask you for it when I should have she sent me

an item and it was much appreciated a little note but it didn't come with any sort of half the show got back to her I am one former Aggie a step away from a step away from bringing joy to Jake when I unsubscribe. Have fun in Denver. I hope to hear a lot of incomplete chance. Good bit from Plashley. Daniel, Wednesday is the Nolan Ryan birthday, my friend Olivia, at Baby Doe underscore G on

Twitter. Her leaders are Baker Mayfield and Joey McGuire, loyal dumb zone subscriber. She loves the DZ Cru Necks from the merch store. Thanks for your service from Tim and Arlington at Rookie Mistake. Good dude. Dear Dan, Dan, the go... We can care of people. Golden Shower Man.

Gold Dan Shower Man. I want to give a birthday shout-out to my Dan Benny. He turns 69. Nice today. We did not give up our Mavs tickets after the trade because there's second row behind the Mavs bench. Let's see. So we will celebrate his birthday

by watching Wembe mystify our new Pimpleface Price and the Unibrowed Cyclops. while staring daggers into the little bitch GM as he coweres in the tunnel. P.S. Salad bars are fantastic, so Jake and Blake should go play in traffic. Man. Happy birthday dad from Brandon.

You know what I love? Carrots at room temperature. I know. I know. What if I could put a little room temperature ranch on there, though? Got some cucumbers and some cherry tomatoes. Hell yeah, brother. This lettuce looks a little too fresh. I'll wait.

six more hours when it's still here and eat it. Right. Yeah, it's not wet enough. Dear Gestapo of the pink taco. I feel like that previous email had something else I wanted to address. What was he talking about? Salabars, unibrored cyclops. Oh, yeah.

You're just going to stare at Nico. Like, you know, when they win, he's going to be, like, holding the trophy. You got to stare daggers at him? I'm sure he'll care. Like you're going to have to cheer When he has a trophy I don't No you don't

Today is Vick's birthday He is the self-proclaimed leader Of the Denver chapter Of the dumb Fs He is very excited to see you in Denver Nice He will skip church service So he can meet you guys

Do you go to church on Friday? His leaders are the totally innocent Robert Morris T.D. Jake's cardiologist And the one true source of name, image, and likeness, our Lord and Savior, J.C.

Isn't that a... Dabo? Davo. Oh, yeah. More Sarah Heppala, Blake pronouncing Midlothian, and old dumpster P.

Buts are cool from Luis. This is Luis, our guy, who loves the eclipses. And finally, dear Reuter of the Cooter and the Pooter, please wish my wife Brittany gave

A happy 36th birthday I'm 55 He says Is this bitch? We know the gaivers, yeah Good folk Yes, Blake I did take fall break

My sophomore year in college To scour the maternity awards For the right one Yeah, I knew it Damn It was great seeing you guys At the fair Um

I feel like groomers love the fair She's now a big fan of Dan Had a couple of chats with Jake, but she's disappointed. He did not address her as that crazy bitch. Let's see. We love Chappi. We hate Sarah Heppola, no matter how many fake threesome stories she tells.

Jesus. Don't ruin that for me. The people going. We wish you guys all the success, even though with Jake freely running off subbies and shitting on sponsors, it seems like you guys are already there. What are we talking about? Why does this keep coming up? Her birthday wishes to make Dan happy

So she wants you to know that we are miserable Life sucks We only have the dumb zone And her hopes to one day swim in Dan With Dan in his pool There's no I've not participated in any running off Of any sponsors

And not everyone in here Can say that So I will You haven't? No I'm not Mr. Cooter Pooter and I'm not the guy

Who posts Cooter Pooter Pooter Montage online My idea I don't know Oh, it wasn't your idea? I'm chilling, buddy. Who's idea was it? Ask these guys. You love how long disclaimers are.

You read them with as much enthusiasm as you can. Damn. And you're just laughing. You got me. Marginal. Isn't that what Trump said about Santa Claus? How old are you seven? Well, that's pretty marginal at that point.

That's how I feel. All right. Let's do this now. Game Day Men's Health presents on this day in history. Travis goes to Game Day, too. Did you mention the Dumb Zone? You get 10% off your TRT for life? I did.

You ever get yourself a nice B12 shot? No, but I do the recovery peptides. I dislocated my knee, and now my knee doesn't crack anymore when I walk, so that's great. Oh, really? You go to a great fine location? I do. They have 11 others.

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You know what? Maybe I'll stop by. I'm taking it. With me, a Denver listener or can give it to me on Friday. Oh, really? Just do everything Jake does. Yeah, he's right, dude.

I will. Why you copy me? Oh. We want everybody listening to do everything Jake does. Gameday. com. You might like you to jump on board once in a while to support anything we do.

It is nice. I went to Alabama for a week. and they gave me all the syringes and the, so I didn't, because I wouldn't go in to give the shot. Well, if you don't like the shot, you can also get the cream. Can.

Apply the cream. And then, or, and you can get someone in Denver to do that for you. Like, hey, we just rub this on my balls. Because I think some of the cream you do put on the bally air. Thought you were a fan. Yeah. Come on, bro. Just bros.

D.Fs, man. Rumb me down with this. Rows for life. Testosterone cream. Game. dot dumbzone.com. Don't mention Blake when you go in there. They'll charge you 10% more.

He's called Blake 10. Wednesday, October 22nd, 1797. Andre Jacques Garnerin. Probably pronounces his name more French. He's a French balloonist. In 1797 made the first ever parachute jump. So he must have jumped out of his balloon, right? like hey whoa

how do I get down balloonist that's what it says here that's balloon enthusiast and this day oh okay I got a little dumb zone extra on this one this is the day in 1997

that Wayne Gretzky's wife Janet was knocked unconscious since she got two stitches while she's at a game that Gretzky is playing in and I've been fascinated by this story for a long time because if you thought Gretzky was your leader before, well, here's the thing.

This is a regular season hockey game. Let's take a look at the New York Rangers that year. Not a great team. In fact, when did they finish that year? 25, 39, and 18. It's a bad team. This is game number 10. Okay.

Or is it nine? What day is today? The 20 second. It's not playoffs. Going into this game, they're two, three, and four. This is like, yeah. What I'm saying is it's right, it's October hockey. When have you ever heard a legendary story about October hockey?

Most people don't know what's going on. Right. So he didn't, he didn't lead like this, it's the third period. there's like seven minutes left in the game. Somebody checks into the board, and instead of breaking the glass sometimes cracks, the whole thing fell down on top of Wayne Gretzky's wife, knocked her out.

She is unconscious. They can't, you know, get the medical people over there. She's on a stretcher. They take her off. They do the stick tap. They have to go through the ice. To take her off because, what are they going to walk up the stairs? No, they go through the tunnel, load her on to an ambulance.

Wayne Gretzky skates back to the bench and finishes the game. He only skated one more shift. And they lost one nothing. Could have been the equalizer, though. He's like, no, I'm not leaving. She was unconscious on her way to, and went to the hospital. Can you imagine what your wife would say if you, She woke up and you weren't there.

Wayne, honey? No. Well, it must have been a real tight. No, it didn't matter. Wayne's team had last change. Did he stick around and see if he. He only skated one more ship. But did he skate over to check on her and then think,

what the hell am I going to really do here? Yeah. They were like, yeah, she's going to be fine. He's like, oh, okay. Good. Yeah. Gone. I'm the great one.

There he goes. I mean. They were trying to battle back to 500 in games. Game 10. You know she was used to that. They lost. They lost one-nothing. Well, they couldn't play after that, yeah.

Like, you're not, that's what do you get? You married Dan. You know, you know you're open presents at Dune. On this day in 2010, the Texas Rangers clinched their first ever pennant. 6-1 victory over the New York Yankees, game six of the AL championship series. I was there. That's incredible. I'm jealous of that.

Was the hard line there? I don't know. I feel like... You were on the field for something. One of those games up there, because John Blake got real mad at him. I feel like... Wasn't that the Road Yankees game?

Is that not what this is? No. This was the strikeout one, right? Yeah. Wasn't this A-Rod striking out? I think so. Yeah. One famous wedding on this date. Avent or something?

No, they were at Yankee Stadium and went on the field, and John Blake freaked out on him. Famous wedding on this date, 2001, Andre Agassi, and Steffie Graff. I'm reading a book about it. And then today is October 22nd, this day in Dumb Zone history. I think we got our first anchored phrase on this day in 2020. And we didn't know what it was, but abundance of caution.

Okay. You never played that video of me accidentally inventing anchor phrases, like on CERC TV 20 years ago? Not yet. I sent it to you. We have this other audio of you I think we gotta go And then this was a dark day because Quibi got shut down on this day

Oh no We had raised so much money Quibi God Money is fake Quibi's not Tooby right No Tube's what your

My kids are really into Quibi was they were Short Yeah it was phone content It was short and I think they had big backing too right huge dude yeah huge huge huge but the problem is you couldn't like repurpose the content

so like everybody who watches stuff on their phone that generation they want to be able to take clips and screenshots and repost them and share them but they disabled that just like YouTube TV does or something so it failed and I think they also had some this is a good idea I've I've always thought this and there's no question you have as well TV and movies should lean a little more into choose your own ending.

Oh, yeah. Because I'm pretty sure. That's ridiculous. Why? Quibi had some options where you could like choose which direction the story. Because I loved goose bumps. Yeah, Black Mirror did that too, right? The Christmas one?

I've never been able to access that or do that on my Apple TV. Have you? I never did. Yeah, I remember you did that. I don't have Apple TV. Okay. I wonder if it's because of my. Anytime I've fired that one up, I can't do it.

Yeah. It's cool. And I'm also just kind of an idiot. So it could be that. You didn't have to agree so quickly. Today's Celebrity Birthday, or was that it? Yep. Celebrity birthday is Hugh Jackson 60.

I think I bought a cameo for you one time from Hugh Jackson. I do have a cameo from Hugh Jackson somewhere. Each row is 52. Robinson Canoe 43. Man, he's so good. In fact, better war than Ichiro. Can you believe that? Hmm.

Isn't that surprising? That is surprising. 68.7, Etriero is 60. Is Cano a Hall of Famer? Yeah. Okay. I mean, literally in already? Or you're just saying, in the Blake opinion.

Yeah. Because Itiro was for spell. wasn't he? Yeah, but he didn't get 100% of the vote because of a baseball writer. Who wants to be about them? Sure. Just tell you that Ted Williams didn't get 100% of the vote. So I'm not about to let this.

No one did. This what? This foreigner. By what were you thinking? Well, I'm looking through the Dropbox right now. There is a lot of stuff in here that's funny to type in. Mark, Dad. I was searching for Soroy.

earlier. Here's one that just says Hugh Jackson worst open ever. Let's hear. From Hard Knocks. Somebody suggested recently that we should go back and watch that show. It's his uninspiring

opening speech. Yeah. We'll get to it one day. Funny sports name, Ron Tugnut is 58. Yeah, that was a big one growing up. Penguins? Or Flyers?

Hextall was. with Philadelphia for most time, but I thought. I don't know. There's really no way to know. So young Dan knows this birthday. His name is Jamie Quirk. He's 71. And I'm like, I think he was on the Cleveland Indians.

And in fact, he was on the Cleveland Indians. And as I look into the career of Jamie Quirk, somehow he found himself on the Indians in 1984. He was on the White Sox and the Indians in 1984. He was on the Indians for one game, but I remembered it. He had won at bat, and he hit a home run. And he was not on the Indians anymore after that and was never on them before. don't know how this occurred, but a 29-year-old backup catcher, Jamie Quirk.

Had won at bat for a franchise, period? That's really, really weird. Like, that has to be a one-a-one-law. Somehow he was on, yeah, like, he only played a few games for the White Sox that year. Other years, he was just a backup catcher his whole life. He'd play 60, 90, 17, 51, 62. Like, he was just a guy that never played a lot of games, but he bounced around and, One year he found himself on the Indians, and somehow I remembered him being on the Indians and hitting one home run and one at bat.

That's his whole thing. God, you want to talk about a journeyman career. It's never more than a year in one place. God, from that's a life right there. His war one year is negative 0.5. The next year it's 0.8. Just from 75 to 92. What is your war if you have one game?

one at bat, one home run. Yeah, it's going to be 0.1. It's 0.1. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, Brad Stevens is 49. Celtics. Really weird, really weird trajectory, but I guess it's working out.

Bob Odenkirk is 63. He's so great. Christopher Lloyd is 87. That's Doc from back to the... the future. Martin. I do. That movie rocks.

So good. I was telling my kids the other day about how it really kind of summed up everything about the 80s and reminded me when I was a kid when they had video stores. Really a classic, everyone should watch it with their family. That's better. That's not stranger things. You're mixing it up. Zach Hanson from the group Hanson is 40.

Luis Guzman from Boogie Nights and other things is 69. I used to smoke cigarettes with him. You know Luis Guzman? Yeah, I could see that. He had a show called Luis for a short period of time, and they shot it right where I worked in the Pico lot in L.A. Is he cool, dude? Yeah, he was really cool.

That's all. I'd like to know that. I want to hear that he's cool. Stairs, and he'd always be there, and we'd have a chat and smoke a camel light. Camel light. Oh, I remember that, yeah. It helps you get to acquire camel cash. Ah, yeah. What's the biggest purchase you ever made with Camel Light?

Where else are you going to get a zippo lighter, if not with a thousand camels of You ever told you that story, Dan, about, like, so were you actually into that? Yes. You're buying them. You might as well be. Oh, and I smoked a lot. Believe or not. Yeah.

And I had envelopes stuffed with camel cash. Yes, with dreams of a pool table. Yeah. Yeah. My uncle, my mom's youngest brother is mentally handicapped. It's similar to Down syndrome. And he smoked, especially back in a day, like a lot. a lot a lot and he was like his whole existence was around collecting like Marlboro did it

Marlboro Miles yeah it has always had the catalog he was always after the next big item and it's like man this is insane this is just an odd arrangement did you get the pool table no hell no I definitely got something and wind breaker I got a wind breaker a visor I think I did get a Zippo eventually hard earned Jonathan Lipnicki is 35 he's the little kid in Jerry McGuire yeah Michael Fishman is

44 he's the little kid on Roseanne they're not little now they're big Carlos Mencilla is 58 also known as Carlos Menstelia we had Joe Rogan in studio the very early 2000 Yeah, Fear Factor days, right?

He was on Fear Factor, and the big thing had just come out that he had He, like, had a camera, I think it's before iPhone. Yeah, 05. Or he had a buddy with a camera as he went up and confronted Carlos Mensia for stealing jokes.

Like, while Carlos Monsea was on stage, Joe Rogan went up there and, like, kind of confronted him about it. And it became a big thing. And then we had Joe Rogan on very soon after that. And that's like all we talked about. Yeah, that's wild. And Joe Rogan's like, boy, I like this like loose form interview.

Yeah. In Texas, too. I like Texas. Yeah. I mean, him talking to Tom Green is weird, man. When he, that's kind of the beginning of all of it, I guess. On Tom Green show? Yeah.

Tom Green's live on the internet. Because Tom Green had an early podcast, right? And he was live. He was taking calls. Because I remember seeing a Norm MacDonald on there with him. Yeah. And Rogan's like, wow, this is cool. You just do this.

What are we doing here? A rapper Shaggy, 57. You like Shaggy? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, this is, he's the impetus for the, oh, I'm just going to do the rapper birthdays. This guy's like, I don't even know, what is there, there's one song, right? One.

Okay. Wasn't me. It's not really a rap song. Rapper 21 Savage is 33. A lot. A lot. Jesse Tyler Ferguson is 50 from Modern Family. JTF, they call him.

I don't know that show. And Dumb Zone birthday of the day. Do we have a picture here? We do. Jeff Goldblum is 70. Oh, wow. Finds away. What a guy.

He's had such a fun career. He's like hot now, you know. Can I wonder you make the hot switch? he always was like on the line like quirky right then he turned in a legit hot for the last like spelt was it the fly no that was in the weird

yeah but he creepy I mean he's all like famous cut yeah and he's hot in Jurassic Park like he started lifting but in the last couple years he's like a prim like well dressed yeah like he's he's a

cool guy do you like the fly I don't think I've ever seen the fly Denver trip is it great yeah well that's watch it on the road. Make a list. We flopped last time. We did blue collar comedy. That was it.

Born on the Day now dead, Daniel Boone. Probably a fraud. Probably, but a man of considerable size. Magnus Hus. You know who he is? Seems like strong manner or chess, but I've never heard. I know Magnus, the other

one, but Carlson? Magnus Huss. Strong man, got to be. This is your leader. He coined the term alcoholism and defined it as a disease. Yeah, that's my leader.

And then people started arguing in the 1800s of a, ah, it's a disease, huh? What if I put you on Desert Island? Then do you have that disease? Well, if I put this guy with cancer on Desert Island. It's a fair point It's a debate

It is It's one I'm excited to have Embrace And born in the stay now dead Gordon Jago Oh respect and salute Great man Man left this place better than he found it

I don't want to say I'm glad he died in 2025 But I'm glad he died in 2025 And not Like 2012 When he came out to Give our a little girl's soccer team, a little clinic.

Yeah. And he fell down, and he's like 80. And I thought, oh, my God. This is it. What if Gordon Jago broke his hip and then dies because I had him out here running around a soccer field when he's 80? But he'd see him fine. He popped back up.

That's not good. It took a little while, but he's a tall man. Yeah. Yeah. Great, dude. But not a lot. Dead on this day stood at Clevon Little, the Blazing Saddle Sheriff. Can we show Blazing Saddles in the theater today?

No. Sure. Well, I mean, it depends on if the theater, we'll say yes. We balked at lethal weapon six or whatever. Yeah, we did. And that was the right decision. That's the old days. Blazing Saddles is back, dude.

Also, born now dead, now dead. And then this day, Dietrich, mate shits. Oh, yeah. Red Bull founder. How'd you know that? Did you know that? No. Okay, I thought you would. I know it from Formula One, because he died like last year, and they did all these tributes and everything.

Okay. Yeah. One of the co-founders of Red Bull, Austrian. And Fernando Valenzuela. Died on this. Fernando Mania. Fernando. like and subscribe

that was a good news again the good news again oops oh yeah that's not news damn it I thought we were on news that's okay all right and that's what happened

on this day in history Cincinnati and that was today in Twitter you flipped your triple play in the snap of a finger. Dude, I'm staring at my triple plays right now, and I want a different one. I think Mitch and 85 and 2 against the spread. These guys just gave me horrible vibes.

And they were so close to you, and you just, oh, switch. I love it. You can switch right now. Everyone can still switch. Closing remarks, despite the fact that it's Travis from Community Mechanical here, we'll give a little quick love to Frankel and Frankel, our personal injury law firm, if you get hit by a bus

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I have a friend who's currently working with Franklin and Frankel gotten an accident. and, like, shocked at how well, like, they are going ham for them. That's excellent. Yeah. So hopefully, more of you listening will get in accidents, and that you will be able to call the Frankles and experience the joy that Mike Soroy's friend is feeling right now.

The euphoria. Yeah. It's the best. You just look up and you're like, man, this is what likes about working with the Frankles on this. So Travis brought. brought bros. He brought Drew, who has stayed off the mic, and who's rooting for Baylor. And he also brought Brian. Now, who's talking here? What are we doing? Are we saying goodbye to you? What are we doing? No, so I'm going to let Brian say a little bit about why he's here and his business that we've worked with. He was a good DF that reached out to us.

but I only have one thing in this. I was disappointed that Jake didn't bring up Gretzky's wife. Operation Slapshot? Yeah, he may have stayed. I'm surprised that he stayed behind because you don't want the wife to give up that she's your bookie. Yeah, that was a fail on me, but I feel like I have mentioned it a lot. Maybe you guys are tired of it. But we just don't talk about it.

But Wayne Gretzky's wife was involved in a federal investigation with probably Rick Tockeet, I want to say, at the time, who might have been the coyote's head coach, and it was called Operation Slaps. slap shot, which ruled. If she wasn't Wayne Gretzky's wife, she would have gone to prison. And she was booking? Yeah. Hockey? Yeah.

I think it was more than how. For him? Yeah. Jesus. This is like Otani's translator type situation? I don't know the specifics enough, but I know that it was one of those deals where it was never going to touch him. But it was pretty clear that he had like Otani, like Jordan, like these guys can't get enough, right?

it happens did you see jordan last night dude it's tripping me out i just saw like a clip of it with him in terrico what is you getting super old or it's just weird man like just hearing him i think this is like a longer thing for later but just very few people are that famous but have been out of the limelight for so long that when he does talk i feel like i'm listening to like jesus yeah like i'm hanging on every

word he says and you're like man Man, that's the... Because we get over LeBron. And even though LeBron's great, great, great, I super respect and love LeBron. There is something, too. He just nobody hears from you. And then you turn into like a deity even more.

It's weird. But he's going to be around this... Like, I don't see LeBron disappearing for 20 years. Hell no. Like, you think his... He's got to make... He'll keep making everything about him. Which is fine.

That's what makes him happy. But Jordan... And he said he hadn't touched a basketball in 30 years, save for a free throw that some guy had him take. But it's a weird setup. Well, we should talk to. Yeah, yeah. And he's going to be on the broadcast or in the studio.

But, okay, so every week it's not just going to be a sit-down with Tariko? No. Like, he's doing stuff. Like, he's going to be just one of four? Right. See, that's what you just can't imagine, right? Wayne Gretzky did that too, and I thought it was weird. Yeah, and it didn't ever work.

because they're magnetism. They're just too much. It's why Brady kind of doesn't work in the booth. Yeah. It's because they're all bowing down. We played the audio the other day. Like, hey, man, I'm not going to go at the goat. Like, if you're one of four guys, like even Shaq, who is really good.

Like, that's not the same, though. Right. Like, Jordan was better than anybody in the world, maybe ever. And, yes, he's going to be just your, because are you going to argue with Jordan? Right. If he said something about basketball and you have a counterpoint, it's a bad plan for productive talk

but yeah anyway remember we were in the middle of talking about Brian and yeah I'm having it over to Brian here okay so you hired Travis yes I did

so yeah I want to thank these guys community mechanical for coming out they put a new HVAC unit on a business I just purchased in Plano and They did an awesome job. Help me out with some price.

These headphones are weird, dude. Really? Can I do it with the headphones, yeah. They did an awesome job for me. You'd be all right without them. But really appreciate bringing me in here, and it's been quite an experience, you know, especially getting to see Dan in Action Live. Whoa.

How about that? Not knowing that Denver is north of Dallas was pretty surprising. It's always something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, seeing that in person was awesome. What is this business of yours, or do you not want to promote it? No, it's called NextGen Fitness, and we're at Preston and Park in Plano, and we focus on private personal training. So you've got your own personal studio in there, your own trainer, one-on-one, come in for a 45-minute session, and we'll get you in shape.

And if not for a community mechanical, you'd be sweltering, you'd drip and sweat, you would, So they put in the HVAC unit. Yes. Okay. But without you guys, I don't think I would have next-gen fitness. How is that? I've been listening to you all for a really long time, and I went through my own non-compete situation about 15 years ago.

With what? What was the... Rather than I'll talk about it at this exact moment, but I got crushed by those guys. And so it was really inspirational seeing you all fight a big fucking corporation. And I know it cost you a ton of. I didn't realize you could finance something like that. Maybe I would have fought it or something, but, but, you know, it sucks going through something like that.

And then seeing what y'all have done with this new enterprise going out and learning about business. I love the business Wednesday. We know so much. Well, you're learning so much. And you admit that you don't know a fucking thing a lot of times. But the network that you all have built, I've used community mechanical. I used Josiah. He's put a new, just one door at my house.

and he did it one day. Nice. Thank God. Wait, you got a free one in the bank? Well, it was a French door, so maybe it was. Oh, okay. I was going to ask if you could give me the free door. I'm looking for more.

I could get soup at my wedding. We talked about this on the game stream. Jake was going to get one door and give me the free one. And like, we want to get enough people to get one door and they could all give me their free one and I'll get all free doors. They do the 3D measurements, so it's only going to fit at one house. You know, you can't just move it around. It's custom.

Oh, damn. But I also used the risk agency. Maybe I'll just get the 2D. Nobody else. Nobody else. I couldn't get an insurance policy on this business. I couldn't open my doors. And then I heard a commercial here and I called them up.

Okay. Within 30 hours, they had me fixed up. And I was able to bring people in because you can't work people out without liability insurance. Sensible. Yes. Sensible. So, you know, just what y'all are doing, I really appreciate it. It's awesome.

Keep it up. I'm going to lunch tomorrow with these guys. I think building up the local network of entrepreneurs and local ownership is, it's a really cool thing. And I appreciate being a part of it. This is a new experience for me, NextGen Fitness, owning my own business. It's pretty terrifying. Are you a personal trainer yourself? No.

Okay. So you own the business, but you hire personal training. Yeah. Yeah, I've got a killer manager. I've got a great team over there. I'm just my goal for them is to set them up for success. Was it already called NextGen Fitness? Yeah, so it was actually an existing location that was kind of struggling.

Okay. And so I was able to swoop in and buy it. Nice. And is this a hostile takeover? No. No, it was, it was. I don't know what that means. A coup?

Yeah. No, that's really kind of me to say. It's selling everything for parts and downsizing. What percentage of wives with a personal trainer are sleeping with them, would you say? Zero. Zero. Zero. Yeah.

It does not happen. man I certainly think about it a lot yes does you think I don't know it just feels like that's more leads to that

it's just always like hold your hand this is how we do it or karate instructor you think yeah dude once your lady gets into karate

you're done but either way what's the difference if she's burning calories there isn't one yeah she's happy if she's looking good

you're happy you know Yeah. I love it. I love it. Do you have just dude personal trainers or do you have ladies too? Oh, we have ladies too, yes. Okay. There you go, Jake. What does that mean? I don't know. You're just thinking it's all horn dogs and you're worried about sending your wife over to next 10 fitness. Who said anything about worried? I was trying to scope out the scene over there, an offloader.

Yeah. All right. Well, like, how do people find you? uh next year you want them to yes definitely next year and fitness.com slash plano there you go yeah absolutely promo code plano yeah we can't out of town it's stick around for point 050 all right all right well adios adios mofo we got to go before this becomes a zoo have fun in Denver subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my video South Lake, sunrise, caffeine, nicotine, and a plan. The crew and gear all loaded in a broke-down van. Headed north to the clean mountain air of Denver,

we are going to want to stay there forever. The dizzy crew is at it again, and this time we actually have a plan. This time we are driving, no one here is flying. to get up early and stay up late. Whatever happens, we will accept our fate. We are not going to be a dumb ass. Let's stop in due mass.

So get some Cheetos, Doritos, and all sup's burritos. We pull up to the diving bar. Neon signs in a beat-up car. Jake says to the subbies, hey, come on in here. Hang with us, and I'll buy you a beer. Is he the real deal, Jack Prescott, or is he no better than Rowdy the man? mascot is brandy going to give us a 69 that would just be divine but we really want a seven day

good god that we haven't lay really want a seven day oh oh good god that would be heavenly like it mad up early on a saturday so he invited us to come out and play pike's peak garden of the gov and a two incline we're going to be really high and it's so fine Pulling into Colorado Springs To take about a hundred swings Never get the feeling you can't go on Just remember whose side it is that you're wrong You got friends with you till the end

If you're ever in a tough situation We'll be there with no hesitation Brotherhoods are rule We cannot be Is he the real deal that Crescott Or is he no better than Rowdy the mascot? Is Brandon gonna give us a 69? That would just be divine.

But we really want a seven day, good God that we haven't lit, really want a seven day, good God that would be heavenly. Sunday morning and we're all up, Burley, going to Red Rocks for a workout, Shirley. Clayton and the Blake can't make it out, but Jake and Matt are going to have a badass workout.

Cowboys and Broncos on pace for another 40-40 time. All 70K in the stadium want to know why. Did the Broncos buck the Cowboys? Or the Cowboys break the Broncos. Please tell us on your show, boy. The trip is done and we had a blast We did a lot but that sure went fast We had some fun and didn't crash

Tons of hot spice and only Dan had due ranch Can't wait to do it all again Not sure how soon it will be Austin Always here to make the drive Doing my part to help the dumb zone thrive Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.