The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 10-27-25 | The Dumb Zone live in Denver for the Cowboys to get trounced by the Broncos

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

Special thanks to our Denver trip sponsors Yo Quiero and Trident Access Services!The Cowboys got trounced by the Broncos in Denver, but we had a good time. A weekend check from our goings-on around Denver including high altitude golf and a concert at Red Rocks. Tony Romo is a cartoon character at this point in his broadcasting career and diving into why the Cowboys lost the game on their first drive of the game. All live from The Dive Inn in Denver! (00:00) - Open: Weekend check from Denver (46:17) - Sports: Seeing a game at Mile High (01:02:35) - Cowboys trounced by Broncos (01:31:27) - Audio: Romo is on another planet (02:00:20) - News: Adrian Peterson arrested... again (02:19:13) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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Yo, what's up? It's Shottie I know, I never listen to the dumb song All right, all right, all right All right, all right, all right I'm right I never listen I'm gonna listen to the dumb song

Good afternoon, friends. You're looking live. Once again, we're in Denver. How about that? Still here. Will we ever go back? Met a lot of people from DFW this weekend. Who trekked out here and snow.

No, they didn't go back. They're like, yeah, I'm not going back. They went black. Oh, okay. They went Denver. Yeah. Seems to be a common thing. I get it.

I don't know why we live where we live. It's, uh, I like strip balls. Other than if you just, like, really love being choked by concrete every time you want to drive somewhere 15 minutes away. I do. I have the place for you. Yeah, I like more traffic. Yeah, it's skit kicks ass. It really does.

I like to go 45 minutes if I want to go anywhere. I had to drive the other day, and it just made me think this is what it would be like to drive from, like, Los Kalinas to Allen. I drove from one city to another city Except it was green the entire way Across state In between Yeah it's cool A little chilly in the morning

I guess you get your trade-offs And also throughout the day If you're in the sun It might feel like it's 90 degrees And if you're in the shade it's like it's 50 So it's a You got some trade-offs These are good problems

But you got nice The colors You know how some people are like Oh, I love the colors of the tree. Well, okay. You got that here? Correct. The foliage.

Now, nobody's going to thank you for opening a door for them. Nobody's going to hold a door open for you. Here? They don't do that here. That's fine, though. They got better things to do. Is chivalry dead here? I don't think it was ever alive here.

Anyway, we're at the dive-in. We were here Friday. Considerably larger crowd on Friday, but I suppose a lot of people are rolling in. for the game one of the guys who was here Friday who we saw at the tailgate yesterday

with a big group I believe he was tossed out of here Saturday night oh really yeah look it happens it's going to happen he's fine he's welcome back

welcome back today though shut it down I tried to interview a couple of cowboy fans who were also leaving in the late third quarter with me yesterday because the girl was crying oh yeah and the guy was on his phone explaining to so-and-so how his girlfriend got kicked out of the game so I pulled him back over to me I'm like hey can

you talk to me about this and uh they could not they could not um but apparently it was a cowboy fan wronged that's what he was intimating to me and it was one of those damn bronco fans that took a swing at her, and then all of a sudden she gets kicked out. The classic, the ref only sees the second one. Yeah. And I would have liked to have seen that. We had a very genteel area, the 500s.

We're sitting in kind of the, you know, some of the tickets that were given to, or the cowboy players could buy. Yeah. That's how we got in. And so we saw certain people were like, oh, that's somebody's dad. You'd see them.

They have a field pass. Right. Yet, here they are in section 539 row 24, like literally three rows from the very, very top of the stadium, which I believe makes us two miles into the air. Yeah, that's right. Very good. Because it starts it at a mile. And anyway, yeah.

It was a chill section. Nobody was ready to kill us or anything. But then again, you're wearing your cowboy jersey and the cowboys are getting smashed, so no one's going to be mad at you. they're just going to be laughing at you, as they often do. Yeah, that's exactly what was happening. You should, you know, you should go. And I also listen to the post-game show on the way home, the Denver Broncos post-game show.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And I don't know, we could do this every week, but just go fine, sit in the stands for an away game or listen to the post-game show. They're like, the offense just clicking the day. Really, really, this is what we've been waiting on all season, firing on all cylinders.

And it's like, you're just playing the cowboys. Everyone rapes us this way. You just have to act surprise. Don't do it. The Panthers postgame show, the Bears postgame. Oh, look, finally, Caleb Williams has come around. I actually have a funny, can you pull me up, Blake? This is a group of guys in front of us here.

Let's go defense. That's all right. Go on the bed. Good night. Okay, this is just a guy and his wife, Bronco fan and cowboy fan, who yell, let's go defense, and then the other one yells, no, let's go offense for four hours. So, they were directly behind us.

Four hours straight. The whole game? Directly behind us, and it all started, yes. And they just try to yell over it. I noticed that a ton in the parking lot. Yeah. A couple, the guy has a cowboy jersey, the female head, or the other way around, whatever.

But yes, this couple right behind us just tried to out yell each other. And doing generic NFL stuff, the most generic you could imagine. Defense. Defense, offense, defense, offense, defense, off. Exactly. That's so annoying. Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go.

This is passed complete to number 11, Troy Franklin. All right, so. That was actually a nice little call. You can hear me there, play-by-play. A great call, but then listen to the fans. Troy Franklin. It's a great call. What?

What do you say? What are you saying? A second and one. Calling good shit. He went to play. Calling school? Sean Payton went to play calling school. He's actually calling good shit.

I'm like, he's just the Cowboys. Yeah. It's just the Cowboys. Don't worry, bud. And that's what it was. And yeah, finally, Sean Payton kind of learning how to make his way through the NFL, this young upstart. He'll get there. People weren't sure what he has.

He'll get there. We have to thank Yo Kiro. You know, our sponsor just to send us out here, our title sponsor was Yo Kiero. Big player at the tailgate. Do we have any left or do we eat at all? It's pretty much gone. Yeah, we took some out to the lot yesterday. It's, you know, the home of dips.

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What kind of a website do we got over there? I got Yochirobrands.com, but you can find it anywhere. You just got to look for it. Albertson. White Ceso is fire. Yeah. So thank you to Yo Kiero for bringing us out here for being our title sponsor of the Dumb Zone going to – where are we? Denver.

Denver. I forgot. That's awesome. But tomorrow we're going to be driving back, which is the bad part of going to go to Denver, is you actually have to go back. It's just the whole looming prospect of a 12-hour drive. that we'll start at, I'm proposing 6 a.m. Dallas time, and you guys seem to just fall in line with whatever I propose. Entirely.

It's a hard no from Grimm over there. What do you mean? He wants earlier? I would imagine he wants earlier. Oh, he told me that would be, that's pretty acceptable to him. That's 5 a.m. now. I guess we'll discuss after the show. He's going to insane clown posse tonight.

Yeah, we got an ICP show tonight. Does Matt Grimm ever stop? No. Does Jake Kemp ever since Jake got in with Game Day? I know. He's like, I don't know, man. Let's go. Let's go to the, let's go to Red Rock.

I keep trying to have sex with you guys. Hey, Fitz is back. Fitz is our sit-in today. Hey. Welcome back, Fitz. Fitz. He's our resident Dallas guy that moved to Denver and said, yeah, I'm just staying out here, bro. We had a nice candlelight Italian dinner, the two of us Friday night.

Called an audible. We did. And I ordered a little cheesecake and fed him a bite. Yeah, I thought you were driving far away. Far, far away. Well, we didn't. Okay. It was a place right by the house.

It was excellent. That was the trick to keep me from going. It might have been part of it. Oh, we're probably going to... It'll be a little while of a drive. I'll tell you about that drive going back, man. That is not fun. That's why I fly every time I go back to Dallas is that...

Maybe I'll do that. Yeah. Did you guys know how cheap private planes are? You can actually fly private for like $800. And it, like, popped up on the Uber app. Dan's like... I think I'll be looking. A little PJ?

That's like a first-class ticket. Maybe I could get a kind of a family emergency at home. How come everybody has emergencies but me? Like I was stunned to learn that wind horse flies commercial the other day. And then Ted Emrick was telling us last night that Ken Paxton and the Moose Johnston were on his flight. First class, though. That's true. But I don't know.

I don't want my political leaders to be flying coach. My political leaders stealing from the public and flying private. That's the whole point. Yeah. But in any case, Saturday was a big golf day for the boys. Well, let's do a weekend check. Let's make it brought to us by Trident because there are other sponsor that has sent us out here. They are the supporting sponsor.

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They're like, I don't know, let's do this. They don't realize this deal is just too good. Yeah, that's right. All right. TXTridant.com. Weekend check. Do we start with the golf pros? I'd like to hear about it.

We haven't talked at all. All I got was an email from the guy you guys golfed with saying Blake hits the ball 350 yards off the tee. And I said, well, where's the video? Matt Grimm told us that too. And he said, well, I don't have any video. I have some pictures. He's like, but to be fair, I thought he was getting video

because he was carrying his phone up to the tee box on every hole. Then I found out he was just watching. Halo as he was teased off. He was like he wasn't filming anything. It was the world championships over the weekend. He was just watching video game. They're like the WMBA.

They have the world championships every couple weeks. And it's just like every month there's a new LeBron. They have more than one tournament. It's the WMBA. No, so the morning started, we met Glenn and went up to Pike's Peak. I don't really know why.

It was just around, and I thought, I thought I needed to do more on Saturday than just golf to avoid YouTube being mad at me. You don't need a reason why. YouTube being mad. You guys hate golf. I hate when I play golf. So I try to just do it in the shadows. Yeah.

I don't care. I love it. So, Drobo. I love you doing anything without me. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Pikes peak.

Very Chevy chase where you get there. You're like, all right. Uh-huh. We're up here. Looks pretty tall. This must be the peak. Took a couple pictures and... Somebody named Pike was once here.

Yep. Yep. So, I don't know. I just said I did it. The place... Took a couple pictures to never look at again. Yeah, no. I didn't even send them to my wife.

They'll be on my phone and they're there just to say I did it. No altitude sickness from that? Got a little woozy, but... Yeah. I was okay. The drive was actually more, was scarier than anything. Coming down. I ain't going up because I mean

I was on the passenger side so as he's like making these turns and driving I'm like four feet from the edge and I'm just thinking about we're going to roll I'm going to die and call the Frankles would we do the show today if Blake died I would say yes but I don't know

who would set up all this audio equipment I think you guys would power through though kind of a little underhanded way for him to tell us how much he does there underhand, I just blatantly said you could not set up. Yeah, you're right.

But a swipe at Clayton, clearly a swipe at Clayton. Clayton's got enough to do over there. You probably fit it in this segment. The noted, you know, death of Blake. Then move on. Right, yeah. All right, up next. Big cowboy.

You know who also died, Cowboys' defense. Oh, yeah. Your AC unit. You know what, didn't die. So I got to the top, and the place was, closed up there, which Glenn had told us they have awesome donuts, which I guess if you get to the top, you need a donut. And it was closed, which is bad because I had chugged two arrowheads on the way up. It really had to go. Yeah. And I thought, what an opportunity. So I found a big

rock and just pissed on Pike's Peak while I was up there. Yeah, I know you did. Claimed your territory? Yeah, it's mine. It's mine now. How do you know he did? Because somebody sent me a picture of it. Of him going potty? Yeah, I'm uploading it now. I didn't put it in there because I didn't want Blake to see it. But yeah, he just soccer squatted.

I know I did it. In the snow. Oh, there's snow up there? Yep. Oh. Is there always snow up there? Are you looking at me like I'm an idiot? No, that's not the worst question.

Okay. I'm the highest peak in Denver. In October. Well, no one told me it was the highest peak in Denver. Well, I wouldn't go to the sixth highest. Well, I don't know. He drove to a small... Why are you just acting...

You're sitting next to me, and you're acting like I know everything? Holy shit. We had a big weekend on that front, too. Well, what do I do? I'm gonna... I want to get back to it, but... By the way, anchor word, unfurl... I feel like that's always the flag.

But they rolled out the flag, the American flag, on one half of the field yesterday, and then another large cloth structure with a sea on it. Pretty distinctive there. Dan goes... Well, it was mixed in with a... The hell is that? Red... I was like...

Red ball. What? He goes, that thing. I go, that's the state flag of Colorado. He's like, oh, that's... Don't act like that's one of the ones people know. So I'm supposed to know all 50 state flags. It's like, there's at least five and that's one of them.

I think you can know the top five and that's one of them. But guess what? Wednesday, we're going to find out. We're going to have a little flash card quiz. I like that. You know, we're talking about it right then because I don't know that I'd do great, but I don't know that I'd do great but I would have got Colorado and then in the next 10 minutes five guys with hoodies hats shirts the sea and Dan's like I think I actually own one of

those I do I own a ever ever having a clue sweatshirt see you know it is but they got the design from the flag so Pike's Peak has snow yeah so then came down had some breakfast then yeah and yellow snow we hit the links and um yeah I hit a few you balls 3.50. That was fun. I didn't score. I'm not a good golfer, but I can hit it far. You're just for show. No dough. No. It's impressive, though. Just going to to golf with Blake just in a normal altitude at sea level. Yeah, at sea level. But you could tell it's carrying farther. Yeah. Because I haven't been able to tell like, oh, I'm out of breath now or. Well, you're in great shape. That's what it is. Thank you.

No, they're trying to dial in your distances was fun. Hitting a pitching wedge 180 was fun. But then just even, this is for golf bros out there, being 240 and hitting an iron, that's pretty fun. I would like to play up here more often. I'll give you my Saturday real quick. So Dan and I, Clayton, we went to the Denver Biscuit place that everyone talks about.

I like it. I didn't say I didn't like it. I liked it so much I went back. What I said was that for the breakfast sandwich, which is very good, the biscuit is the weakest part. And it's because I just think you're too far away from the south. It's just the biscuit was not great, but it was a great place. I went back for a burger that night. But then chilled for a little bit in the afternoon and drove out to Matthews Winters Park,

which I guess is one of the hikes you can do out here. That took about three hours. then it was time for Wookfest over at Red Rocks. I don't think that's what the event title was. The headliner was a DJ named Daily Bread, who I've come to find out as like a cult hero. People travel for it. But it's also like, it's seemingly very Colorado.

Like, George warned us about this. It's some sort of like an intersection between like dead people, like hippies and rave people. and it works together very well so a dude had invited me out there that he's from Plano he moved out here went to one of these shows took Molly and was like

I get it I'm moving to Colorado and I am now into this and he let me hang out with him and his friends I got there it's about an hour walk up too so that's nice you're getting trail time out of that

there's a video in there Clayton And so it was dark, which was nice. I think when you went, it was a little lighter, right? Blake? Yeah, because I went in June. So this is perfect. At night, it is a little, I think it's a little bit cooler, especially because there's this going on.

Yeah, the symphony didn't have the light show. Yeah, so I don't know if the audio might help if you wanted to back it up and start it over. It's going to be loud. But it's just, this is just aggressive, you know, house music with lasers and stuff, and you're at Red Rocks, and the mountains are behind it. Is everybody on drugs? Yeah. Yeah.

Dreads and drugs. Yeah, and I was proud of myself for, uh, I turned down an offer that was very tough, but I knew what we had coming. You're growing. It's this. And it was awesome. It's a lot of hands in the air. Yeah.

Also, this music is exactly why I knew Zeke Elliott wouldn't have a long career in the NFL. So if you remember, when I found out he was into this, it's like, mm-mm, he's thinking too much. So that was fantastic. What did you think about the venue? I mean, it's what people say it is. You can't beat it. Like, it sounds great. It feels like you're in a movie.

You know, it feels like you're on a soundstage. Like, you turn around, the rocks don't look real. It's extremely chill. There wasn't like a bunch of pushing and shoving to get to places. It was just like the very chill crowd. Um, this is a possible racist moment, but I, uh, I went to go get some water at the, uh, little bar at the end of the row. So just a, not a big stand at the bottom, but just like a little midway up thing. And there was no line really. There were two guys serving beer and water. There was one security guard. And, uh, there was, there were two people up there with each one with each attendant being served. There was one guy behind one of those guys. guys I walked up I was a near behind the other guy and uh you know I'm just kind of there's no line we're just like he'll go next then I'll go and this uh security guard was

like hey hey hey the line is over there which would have required me walking from like where I'm where I am to where Blake is two feet this gentleman was um based on look and accent of Asian descent and nationality. And as I've told you before, my travels in Asia, I don't think they understand lines. So I feel like this guy was trying to explain a very simple concept to me because he didn't understand it. And the guy next to me goes, ooh, where's he going to go? Where is he going to go?

It's like, I got it, bud. We don't need it. Here's the line. Also, I think it's... There's a weird, like, sexual undercurrent to it. Like, all the chicks are wearing, like, super high, like, boots, and it's, like, freezing, but everyone, it's, like, skirts. It's a scene, dude. It's, it's very different than Lindsay Sterling, I think.

That probably didn't need to be said. Well. But then, uh, the other thing is I had been made aware that there was a 24-hour cookie delivery place here. And, um, I wanted in on that. I wanted to surprise you guys, but I wasn't sure that I was going to beat the cookies there or not. So I had to let Clayton know. But I texted this place. It's called The Dirty Islander.

And you just text them. They have a menu on their website. It's not on Uber Eats. It's not on DoorDash. And all of the cookie titles are like extremely graphic. So they all have names of like set like come in my ass marshmallow. Gross. And then the description on the website, it's like, imagine if a chocolate chip nutted raw all over a, and I'm like, whoa.

You want to eat that? The cookies looked incredible, and they were reasonably probably. But do you go down the line, and it was like crazy, crazy shit. There's the picture of it, yeah. So I placed an order. I started texting, and they text you like they're flirting with you. They're like, hey, babe, can you wait two hours for this? I'm like, whoa.

Maybe. Did you start giving it back a little bit? You're trying not to, but they're hitting you with like... I'll think of my grandma, and then I can hold it. They're hitting you with wink emojis, and she's like, oh, we're on our way, babe. I'm like, holy she's. And the business card they put in the cake box is just a whisk in the shape of like a cock and balls. It's like really, really over the top.

But the cookies were incredible. The Dirty Islander. delivery person, something to look at. You know, I had them leaving on the porch. I had them leaving on the porch of the church that we're staying in. Yeah, we're in a renovated

church, and I looked at the description on Airbnb, and it says renovated church with Tiny House. And I've come to decide that you know how it seems like, so wherever the pews are in the

church, it seems like that's like the living room, there's a big screen TV, but then there's like, it looks like a big tent, but it's a metal tent in the middle of the house, and there's, that's one of the rooms, and that's where I've been sleeping. And I think that's the tiny house. They just built it, they ordered a tiny house, built it inside this church. That's what it looks like. And then all the, you know, you're up in the, what is the rafter pews? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Blake said, I think we're up where the music, the audio director might have been. I have more on the house in a moment.

You know what? It could use some new floors. Oh, we're doing Flooring Direct right here? That was the best chance I was going to get for us. What if we sent Rick Renner out here? Pump wadage in their cottage, in their tiny cottage. Yeah, could definitely use new floors. Does Flooring Direct sell not creaky floors?

Yeah, I think they have a non-haunted floor. Because I think I'm waking you guys up every morning. Non-haunted floor? You're not waking anyone up. No, not me. Not you for sure. Okay, I'm really worried about up. Don't worry about me.

Don't you worry about paying anything for these floors. Oh, yeah, we're doing a... For 36 months. Why? No interest. Less of 200 bucks a month, you can get new floors. Call Rick Renner at 972-449-9456 or flooring direct to dfW.com slash DZ. You can get those floors in in time for the holidays.

The holidays are approaching. Stunt on your punk-ass brother-in-law. You see these floors, bitch? Yeah. You know what time is. It's holidays. They got a song. You know this one, Grim?

Our pros are the nicest. We've got the best prices at Floor Ring Direct. So regarding the house, I got an email from another Wook, a guy who was at the Daily Bread Show. He was here Friday. We saw him Sunday. He's a Colorado guy. And that means he's into Fish, the band. So what's a Wook?

He's all hairy, like a whooped? No, I don't know how. I'm the wrong guy, but there's a level snowboard. There's a snowboard element to it. I just don't, I don't know. Dreads are a player. A lot of girls who are, like, by conventional standards, probably closer to the five or six range

that I'm putting in the eight or nine range for just abilities. Willingness? Fun. Just fun, you know. But this guy says, regarding the. house we were staying in, it's got an interesting story. I have a friend group that I go see the band Fish with. We travel. And when they were here, we've rented out this place a couple of times and filled it with 50 to 100 drug-using adults. Whoa. More nitrous has been huffed in that

building than actual church events have taken place. He said the last people who owned it and renovated it and used it as a quote church were definitely into some culty satanic shit. it's flooring direct.com sled oh yeah they'll call them for an exorcism I'm very interested in the economics of it too how much did the church cost what did they're crushing

what do they pay to renovate it yeah what do they get you know I know what they get per night whatever for us staying there and how often is it like it looks real cool on Airbnb it's great

the main and the main And the main thing I was thinking about this Saturday when I was thinking about that I'm negative towards it, but you guys seem to be okay. I want the worst room to be a room I wouldn't mind being in. Oh, that's never going to be the case. And I wouldn't mind being in Matt Grimm's room. I wouldn't mind being in Clayton's room.

I clearly chose my room, so I don't mind being in that room. But it's you guys that it's up there. It's kind of open. And you both, you share a bathroom. Everybody else has their own bathroom. And then I feel bad, like, that you, You, Blake and Jake are up in the loft and... You can keep me in a cage, bro.

Probably hearing each other. I know you always say that, but you're a man that likes some luxury. I've seen your house. You're not living in any little dirt floored. No, I want to clean, but I don't need much on these trips, especially. No, Blake is nodding, though, that his room sucks. No, it doesn't suck. It just the stairs...

You stayed in worst places. It's not just that. It's, again, we realized yesterday, Blake is supposed to be staying at the team hotel. hell. So he's comparing our house to the and that's what I like to think of, too. And that's what I like to stay in the Ritz Carlton, which is great.

Ritz Carlton has a door. Yeah, your room doesn't have a door or anything. Privacy in the bathroom and I'm not 100% that Jake hasn't used my toothbrush. I put the image in there. He put on a condom this time because I used his toothbrush because we had the same one at camp. So now he brings one and puts his thing on top of it. That's a great idea. Yeah, Blake.

The case. And what I did is I brought a different toothbrush, so I wouldn't get confused. You should put a big thing that says Blake on it. And see, what's not there in the picture is my toothpaste, which I normally keep by my toothbrush, so I think Jake has been using my toothpaste. Who would even notice that? It's a little illogical setup, too, because Clayton and Matt both have what you would consider to be the master bedroom. Because their bathrooms. That's right.

Up here, buddy, you better go primary. But their bathrooms are huge. You better acknowledge that land. Bathrooms are huge. The showers are huge and all that kind of stuff. And your bathroom is tiny. So you have to share a bathroom with Jake, and it's this tiny little bathroom. Why wouldn't they put up one of those huge bathrooms there and give a tiny bathroom?

Anyway. It's great. We're thriving up there. We're having a great time. So many good burger places. On Saturday. What did you do? One of my goals was to go to a dispensary, grab a few gummies.

so I was looking at the reviews of a couple of places around us and one had it says the one I went to says very dope spot items are priced better than any other Dispo Unfortunately I've heard that So we're going Dispo? I've heard yeah it's

And so I went to two different places And I kind of bought the same gummies at both places One was considerably more expensive than the other and one of them so the one that we went to that I saw you walking into Hey funny to see you here Hey buddy They give you a bag

A little white bag You just walk home Nobody knows what you're carrying home The other one that I went to that was more expensive They might as well put like a big sign on you It's blinking I have pot Come Big Cheech and Chong shirt

Or something I don't know The other one has a huge Their label is just so huge on this giant bag they gave me for my two gummies or whatever and whatever i i just not only are you more expensive but you're also like putting a target on me although maybe that doesn't count here because everybody's carrying pot in colorado yeah i like you're going to be looking at me like oh that guy is pot no but that's the way i'm thinking like holy shit they just sold me illegal stuff and now i'm walking around letting anybody know what if a cop sees me dude like i mean

out front for a little dube i was buddy this is not they're not worried about this here the ring doorbell what if they see us doing like i had like a small j and he's like i don't think what if they kick us out yeah like i just don't think it's we're not inside remember one of the first times i walked into a dispensary i had to ask the guy like can i say whatever i want like oh you're used to the water pipe yeah yeah yeah water pipe you say bomb they're gonna kick you out right watch it no b word yeah the guy's like it's free country bro you say whatever you want you want you want a pound of weed you got it bro

so I did that one thing was you know grab a couple edibles so I check nice um and then

I wanted to eat somewhere that wasn't Taco Bell because you guys made fun of me on the way up here we stopped at Taco Bell and a subway and that was my meals Dan is like early Sam Donald seeing ghosts

just everywhere he looks there's a defender in the window Fitz had given us some RECOs And one of them Was the what blue pan pizza I gave you that one?

I did actually like there last night I gave you that one But somebody said that's like a local treasure So okay Even though it's like Detroit Everyone still recommended it And I yeah Well it was because he shit on your idea

You told me go to Giordano's pizza It's deep dish whatever and I was going to do that. And I told Jake, and he's like, it's gay. It's not that. Once you go to this one, because it's a chain. G. Ardano's at home. No, you can't.

Yes, you can. You can now. There's one in Arlington. There's one in elsewhere. All right, so I go to blue pen, blue pan or whatever it was. And it's, it was a, this will relate to something that happened yesterday. So it's a 20-minute scooter ride, which was actually a beautiful ride. because we are staying in a place that like

some pretty sketchy areas over here but then it's like real high-toned areas over here and I had to drive through the real high-toned area so it was wonderful but the blue pan pizza even though I got there at like probably 4.30 Saturday afternoon. I'm on Dallas time

I have not changed any of my clocks or watch or iPad or anything so it was 5.30 to me but it was 4.30 at end And so I thought, oh, plenty of time packed. They said it's an hour and a half wait to sit down. And even everybody at the bar had just sat down. So now I drove somewhere else. I drove to your leaven deli because I want something local that Fitz suggested.

They closed at four. Saturday, yeah. And so then I ended up going to the third place that you told me. City-O-City. Yeah. That's a vegetarian restaurant. Yeah. And it was good.

It was very good. But it took me, you know, an hour and a half to find. Yeah, the stereotypes are not going well up here for the bullies. So I tried to eat local, and yeah, I'm getting screwed here. So yesterday after the game, and this will end my weekend check, and then we'll get into the Cowboys. But this relates to the Cowboy game, because I leave the game, mid-third quarter, actually grabbed the Wolk Burger on the way out, because I was right. I was thinking they got to sell meatless hamburgers here in Denver in the

stadium and they do they do they do not serve energy drinks but they do you can never find that no but they do serve fake meat i told jake get a coke because uh he wants caffeine he's like that's nothing there's not enough caffeine that i'm not gonna waste thing for me like he needs eight times the amount of caffeine in a coke it's like a cup of coffee and you would shotgun an energy drink in the parking lot on accident but yeah oh yeah it exploded it had so much energy and it just broke through the can so after the game i'm thinking uh first of all they have like a kind of a dart type thing so i was going to go look for that uh but then there's i walk by there's like scooter island

apparently after there's literally a hundred 200 scooters like all in one area that uh because i think they don't work they are geo fenced there you go there you go i had i've heard of geo fencing so you can't drive them up close to the stadium so they're all like on this edge and so i'm like you know what let's scooter home looked at the map and the apple map has a suggested route it was like 20 minutes and then there was one that was not suggested but it was uh you know 18 minutes i'm like huh let's i want to get home a little quicker watch the game and everything. So I'm riding on my scooter,

and I got a scooter that was only 50% battery, so I'm a little worried. You know, there's 200 scooters, but I chose one with not a full battery. And I'm really not sure where I'm going, and I keep checking my phone, you know, stopping. And I'm trying to cue up Brad Sham, listening to that online.

Disgusted. Yeah. With some of the Cowboys. By the time, I'm listening, it's almost the fourth quarter, and he remembered the DAC interception. He wasn't so disgusted at the interception as he was that the offense then allowed the lineman to run it back like to midfield. Pure effort.

The boys don't want it. Very upset about that. Brad Sham, if he had to – was on the line. He would have been able to tackle that guy. Just like the defense, the offense doesn't want to tackle either. Oh. Just like there was a guy sitting in front of us, you know, the big fat guy with the long hair in the Broncos jersey.

one of the plays that we're at the top of the stadium you can see things but not that detailed he was showing how he would have wrapped up did you remember seeing that guy he was like no you got to go down here and then you lift and it's like what are you doing

so where am I okay so now I'm on the scooter and they have like a poor man like if you think the riverwalk sucks which a lot of people do yeah what if you took away everything around the riverwalk and half the water

and just threw a bunch of junk in there, then you would get the Denver Riverwalk. They have a riverwalk, I think. I don't think they really sell it as a feature, but you're right. It doesn't, it's not appealing. Yeah, throw a couple old tires in there. Just do something to make it stinky.

Yeah. A couple needles. So now I'm driving. And remember yesterday, so Sunday, I was thinking yesterday, I was also taking quite a 20-minute ride, but it was glorious. I was driving on the street.

There was mansions left and right. There was foliage. There were birds singing. They had sunbeams were peeking through. It was beautiful. But now I find I'm like it's, I'm avoiding potholes. There's grab. Like it was a bike lane, but there's broken glass all over the place.

There's like just abandoned scooters lying in the middle of the bike lane. there's industry there's yes there's uh any what looked like would be a business has a wood on where the windows would be and i'm realizing i took the quicker route from apple maps but they were suggesting that i go around the hood yeah so i'm like me i'm a mark like i am in the hood i literally saw a lady with pajama pants riding a kid's bike. That's all you need to know.

Like that's like a joke, that's a comedic, like a stand-up bit, but it's true. Maybe a Tweety Bird shirt or something. Like a 40-year-old lady riding a kid's bike wearing her pajama pants

and I just knew I'm in trouble. Yeah. And then the longer I would try to get myself out of it, I'd have to stop and then look at my phone and then people are looking at me looking at his phone. And I'm thinking of my response.

Like how quickly, I'm going to let them know that I will give them my money whenever anybody walks up I was just thinking okay the cash is right here just bend over just whatever yeah like whatever they want

I just hope they don't take my phone would they leave me with my phone I don't know if they would would they understand that hey I just you know this this is on a running meter this I gotta get this thing back

if you don't let me hit stop on this thing it's just going to overcharge me for this bird anyway I made a home though yeah everything was fine maybe your suggested route thing is personalized and they look at it they're like but we don't think so we think we think maybe not for you well maybe maybe they're just not suggesting anyone go through the hood yeah yeah that's probably the case part of that hood might be where they're building the uh planning on building the new stadium ah yeah I heard yes that they have a

new stadium site near industry why to get bigger events to have a you know collapsible roof that place is awesome there was It is, but they don't get, because of the weather, they're never going to get, you know, the stuff you need in the indoors. They're never going to get you two to do elevation live. Kill that song. Kill it.

I don't want to ever hear it again. I swear to God. That now is on the list of the Saints song. The dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. I heard you two elevation 50 fend times yesterday. We get it. We're up high. Also, I didn't.

Stop playing. My one more thing for my weekend check is like, So this is my beautiful Saturday drive as I'm driving from local restaurant to local restaurant that I couldn't get into. But very pleasant, no potholes. It was wonderful. So this lady is going nuts. She's taking a picture of something across from the Levin Deli. And you know where the Levin Deli is.

It's not, it's busy streets. There's like a museum or something right there. There's a lot of stuff going on. We're not out in the middle of nature. And she's excited, and she's taking a picture. And I go, hey, what's up? You know? Very undanned move.

Look, I've been here a few days. Every lady's looking good. We're just laying some groundwork. What if we get to talking? Who knows what's going to happen here? Anyway, she's like, there's a red-tailed hawk sitting there. And so I'm like, oh, I don't know. Is that rare?

Like, I don't know. Got to be a lot of bird watching folk up here. And so I took a picture of it, too. Why? I have a picture of a red-tailed hawk now. If anybody ever needs. Is it male or female here? You know, I can kind of tell from the...

I couldn't tell that the tail was any different than the rest of the body, to tell you the truth. Is that a big thing? Like, if you heard there was a red-tailed talk, would you, like, hustle down? No, I mean, I would certainly, like, pay attention if somebody else said it and look at it, but no, there's nothing like...

I don't know how special that is. I had a couple... There's a couple deer run up on me. That's not the official bird of Denver? official bird Like I should know the flag I should know the bird I should know everything

The flag is I feel like But Look first you're like I should know it's northwest Oh yeah Then you're like I gotta know the flag Then I got to know what the highest Elevation point is

Like I'm just getting Bash for everything around here It does sound kind of badass though A hawk that has a red tail Okay Why what is it Because they're all usually black hawks Okay

How red was the tail Yesterday we had Like I said I didn't notice There was no noticing We don't have to talk just about the I want to talk about going to the game Let's talk about going to the game But you know what we should talk about first

Somebody from the crowd yell and we'll do it Either Franco Early Bird Fairleys community mechanical Qualis or Lone Star Oh he wants Lone Star Okay let's just give a little love to Lone Star Beer, Lonestarbeer.com. That's what the sound you'll make after you just chug a nice Lone Star beer.

I prefer to sip it, Lone Star Light as well. And you can get some cool merch at Lonestarbeer.com. Like this awesome sweatshirt I'm wearing right now. It's a great one. It's gift-giving season with the holidays fast approaching. The holidays fast approaching. How about a nice Lone Star beer? sweatshirt for your mom on Thanksgiving.

You're coming home from college on Thanksgiving. It's a tail as old as time. And she's going to be like, oh, you're going out with your friends again the night before. I was really hoping you'd hang out and give her that present early. Actually, mom, here you go. Stay warm. Here's a Lone Star hoodie that I got a discount on. Yeah, Dumb Zone 21 is the merch, but you know Lone Star beer and you know Lone Star

beer and you know Lone Star. Great merch fits. You need to check it out. All right. So on to, what? Did they sell it up here? It's on Loanstarbeard.com. That's right, bro.

Thumb zone 21. It's good stuff. Oh. From the wonderful world of sports, radio sports, scoreboard. Oh, yeah, I like that. Can Brandon make that kick? Of course he can. Did we talk about it?

We did. That is from his Friday Press games. So, we're talking about last week's when they didn't try the. Yesterday was Celebrate Hispanic Heritage Day at the Broncos Cowboys game. Oh. Did you get your friendship bracelet? Yeah, I got mine. I'm going to give it to the girl, the daughter.

Where did I put mine? First 50, I don't really know what a friendship bracelet is, but they handed me a packet. But there were. Did you get one, Blake? No. You missed out. We all got friendship bracelets, and I want to get these for the show. I want us all to wear the same bracelet.

The game theme was Vamos Broncos. Before the game, there was like an area that we had to walk into, which actually turned out to be pretty cool, that was like Lucha Libre Alley. So is that why everybody was wearing the masks? Yeah, Lucha Libre. Okay, the Jack Black wrestling mask? Yes.

because that's I just saw that all over the place in the parking lot before the game Yeah There was a thing the whole game There were a bunch of Mexican and El Salvador And food trucks out there Side note

The only reason we had to walk that way It was because They block off a huge alley For the players to walk in But they do it like one at a time From their cars So it's not like cool at all People line up

And then one like special team guy by himself. Yeah, big outdoor parking lot. Yeah. And then you have to watch, watch him walk like 50 yards. It's really, there's no music playing. It's not a little walkway. No, it's awkward.

It's awkward. Yeah. But so we're in Lucha Libre Alley. In the game, there was a ton of, you know, Spanish or Latino music. There was, like, they were doing a bunch of highlights and updates in Spanish. Lot, okay, can I stay in the parking lot for a minute? or the tailgate scene. The Battle of the Sound Systems.

Yeah. Oftentimes between two languages. Way more times than, yeah. So it's like, oh, you think your culture deserves everybody in this whole city to hear your music. And then you got the guy who's all beefed up with his cool sound system pumping it up, and his poor lady is always just sitting there right in front of the speaker. A lot of poor ladies just sitting there on NFL Sunday. Yes.

There's a lot of beaten down women who are just kind of hoping this doesn't end with them getting hit. The guy right next to our Dallas guys that we ran into had a huge sound system. Also brought a huge flagpole so he could put up his American flag. Just in case you were thinking. Yeah, no, that he was some sort of communist. Yeah, no, he had his American flag up. A lot of cornhole. Yeah.

And then I was wondering, what other big events that people go to, do you do the thing that you're going to outside in the parking lot more than a football game? Yeah. And what I mean is you might have your 10-year-old daughter and you are 40, and you're playing catch with a football. It's very light, and it looks like you guys have never played catch before. you don't look like you're in shape and your daughter can't throw either because she's 10. But you're playing catch from

seven feet away in the parking lot. So I went to Nate Bargotsie. Now, me, I did. I did five minutes of stand-up out in the parking lot. Yeah. I wanted people, just to get warmed up to feel. And it goes by fast, doesn't it? Like, do you go to a con,

did you play some guitar when you went to this concert? Yeah, I took my amp out there. Yeah. I just shredded a couple solos. I would say people go. going to a fight and people going to a race. Yeah, no, from my UFC, like, fringe era, there was a fight at the bar basically every time. Yeah.

So that's maybe a good one. And then just doing those drag races at TMS, people get in their car and then they haul ass out of there. Oh, look, I can do this. Well, that's after, though. Yeah, yeah. You've now gotten. But Dan's point, like, everybody in a football tailgate, like, feels like they're, what if we end up on some B-roll of a tailgate? We need to make sure we look like we belong out here.

If you need a wide receiver. There was a guy just playing catch with his daughter. Yeah, Dan's like, he's never thrown that ball before. And neither has she. But they're at a football game. Yeah. Yeah, it was a nice scene, man. We had a ton of people out there.

Listeners to get together. I almost got hit by a car. That was a touch and go. The tight spots in there. Somebody's cornhole board got run over. That was hilarious. Almost a conflict, yeah. I would imagine so.

Here, I'm friends with you. So I want you to have my friendship person. I want you to have a Broncos friendship person. I got one. I got two. Here's the woke one because it's got the rainbow colors. And this is the one that says Los Broncos. This other one says go Broncos.

So my question was as I was taking in, you know, I guess they're calling it Spanish heritage. I don't know what the word to use is. it's Latino, I think, but it made me wonder, like, you know, when I was in high school, I played on a really bad football team, and every week we'd play somebody, it would be their homecoming. And it made me wonder if just whenever the cowboys are playing, that's just when Mexican Day is. Like, yeah, well, they're going to be here, so we might as well just blow this thing out. A lot of, a much healthier Mexican cowboy?

No, a bronco population than I would have. have imagined. Yeah, for sure. After walking through the tailgate. Yeah, well, I don't know what I expected, but definitely a heavy... And maybe it was because it was... Maybe. Because there were a lot of people rocking the mask and stuff like that, but it just, it seems

like you just do it while the Cowboys are there. What a good trick from... It's why you wonder why the Rangers don't do it with the gay is like, uh, just have gay day and you're going to just be able to suck a bunch of money out of these people for one day. Like, they don't, you know, are they usually... going to spend $400 a ticket or whatever it is to go? No, but maybe if it's Hispanic Heritage Day, we will.

Yeah, I mean, I don't, it, the prices that people are paying to go to NFL games are insane to me. I think you won that battle because me and Grimm were looking at seek geek and whatnot stub hub right before the game. It was like 320 is the cheapest I could find. Didn't hear of a 220. That's the cheap. You got 220? Right, like maybe two hours before King.

Yeah. Almost pulled the trigger, but... But then in-game, it's a good crowd. It's nothing... It's not like crazy, crazy, but it's better than the cowboy. Well, they have Jen and Sam are the entertainment. Sam, she's been there a few years. Jen is the upstart.

She's the young girl that now does lip filler. You've seen this phenomenon in the world. Young's accidentally looking old by trying to look young. Yeah, your late 20s girl can make herself look mid-30s. if she just tries hard enough. Then she's probably going to look the same for the next 15 years, so that's good, right? It's a sweet spot.

Yeah. But they're on there, and they have scoreboard instructions on when to cheer. Every time there's a flag, there will be a thing up there which explains what pass interference is. And so if it seems like the crowd gets into it at the right times,

it's because they are being told, they're being spoon-fed this information. They're not like this just knowledgeable football crowd. Like they're kind of telling you the whole time. And it works because when the Broncos are on offense, it sounds like pregame at a Oklahoma City Thunder game. Yeah. Like it's just dead silent.

It's pretty amazing. Except for the guy behind us yelling, come on defense! And then his wife's like, no, offense go. We've already explained this couple. It was super quiet in there. they get loud at the right times. The incomplete thing was cool.

I'm not sure it needed a whole day of practice for the boys to get ready for that one. The throwback uniforms are great. Yeah. Oh, how about the barrel man contest? Yeah. During one of the breaks, they had this barrel man contest. So you got to, you run.

Okay, so after they described this. Well, let me try to describe it. Then I'll ask you, What do you think I said about this? So you have to, they got three people. First you run, you got to put on these boots. Then you got to run and you got to put on this hat. Then you got to run and you got to put on a barrel.

And if you do it, within this certain amount of time, you get this. But if you don't, then you cross the finish line and you get this $100 gift card. And do you know what I said as they were explaining this? No. That we think KT came up with the rules. A little bit too much. It was a lot. But then, apparently the reason...

It's a complicated game show. At the very end... And of course I love KT. We all know. So at the very end, you have to put on a barrel like the lady that went over the falls. Yeah.

That kind of a barrel. Couldn't quite monetize it. Yeah. And I guess... So then they put up a picture on the big screen and they're saying the reason we do barrel man contest it's in honor of barrel man and they show this guy without a shirt wearing a real barrel that used to be full of rum or something you know with the suspenders wearing a barrel and he has no shirt and apparently this was a huge broncos fan like they they called him hall of you're nodding this is Hall of Fame He's like crazy rain down. Broncos.

Crazy rain does. That makes sense. Or the big dog in Cleveland. He's barrel man. Yeah. And I guess you can just, you could make the pro football Hall of Fame. Like anybody here, if you put your mind to it and you went to the right franchise,

you could make the pro football Hall of Fame. You've got to find a franchise that doesn't already have a barrel man. And maybe you have to start it in the 70s or 80s, too. I don't know. Is there anyone? in today's day and age doing this. There's the chief guy that was hitting banks. Yeah, the chief sololic guy.

But is there any 18-year-old now? Who's aspiring to be the next zonk? Yeah. Who's kind of thinking of a bit. Probably not. Looking at all the bits that have been done and like, what can I do that's different? Like, this guy wore a barrel,

this guy had a tiny drum, this guy had a big drum, this guy had a, you know. I think that would be a great outlet for the youth. I'm sure you could take But then you got to have 400 bucks a week

Yeah, it's tough It's a different Do it for the wings That's what you gotta start Yeah Dress as a Pegasus And go to every wings game So Barrow Man has a Wikipedia page

Please tell me There's a controversies tab No it's not Yeah I mean listen He ducked out before Like they found his Reddit history So he's fine But it says

He had serious health issues In 2003 After an abdominal aneurism ruptured. After that time, he was restricted by doctors to wearing his barrel for only one half of the game and then only when the

temperature was above freezing. No, doctor, you don't understand. I'm barrel man. You can't do it, Tim. So he would take the barrel? You're not going to take the barrel from me! I'm getting a half, Doc. You think he stayed for the second half? I bet you that. I mean, he was that dedicated. And above freezing,

he's like, you can't keep me out of the barrel. dog the boys need me he's no cookie lady though so i p cookie lady so where we were at in the press box uh was right above i think it's the 300

sections and so the the fans uh like we're just right there in front of us and i saw the hottest lady i've seen in denver okay day four blake no this no she's a she's a 10 anywhere

okay but she was the most intense fan I'd ever seen. Okay. So would you put up with that? I mean, she's standing the whole game. She's doing the, you put your fingers in your mouth and you whistle to where I could hear it up in the booth. The fans in front of her had left in the third quarter, so she went down so she could just pace and jump and scream. And she was insane.

And when she would turn around it, and she just had that, like, intense look on her face. so for whatever eight home games a year or even at home if she's watching the nuggets or something do you put up with that do you want a wife that's that into sports it would make you get into some other stuff yeah not sports right her husband didn't seem to be as big a fan as she was yeah i wonder man like i feel like game day i could deal with it it would be like on tuesday when she's like you see their iR and digs there's a nice market for that what are we doing i don't want to like Go party and have fun, but if she's, like, bothering you about the back of the roster. There's a good market for that on Twitter, right?

Oh, my God. If you're a hot and you just want to associate with some team, you'll get yourself a big fun. Oh, yeah, for sure. They want people there to look at them. It's like at a concert. So she's probably not doing that at home. No.

Cynical. But you're probably right. You're probably right. Yeah, no, listen, if you're a hot and you want to get into the sports, it'll take you about a week for every local play-by-play and beat reporter to be following you, quote-tweeting you, and being like, great to have new Mabbs fans. Is that everywhere or just in Dallas?

I know, I can only speak for how it is where we are because... No, because I follow a lot of Browns accounts. Bradsham wants to welcome a new fan to the fold. Oh, yeah. You're talking about how, so they're building a new stadium so they're doing a retractable roof? Yep.

You know who they could call? My guess is Qualis. Qualis roofing. Wow. QualisGC.com. They are our roofing company. Somebody's actually going to ask for that. Ask if they do a retractable roof.

And if they don't, you tell them to fuck off and hang up right away. Slam the phone down. Right. Call Qualis roofing. If you call Qualis just for a free roof inspection, they give you a dumb zone t-shirt. So I see a dude over here who wearing. a dumb zone t-shirt paid for it like a sucker and his roof he doesn't even know if his roof is uh no hadn't been inspected in in months but if you live in df w uh callis roofing

they got a number they do just saying but i think qualis gc.com is typically the phrase that pays there uh the phone number is 817 500 900908 get you a sit in or if you get a new roof and you're tired of us which is entirely possible you can get a trigger grill for free. If you see that, that's what we're worth. One grill. Damn. For your teeth.com.

For your teeth. Do they have a Traeger teeth grill? Do you think Bo Nix has really good teeth? I noted that. I didn't know if it was just like his mouth guard that made his teeth look so good, but we envy people with good teeth. Yeah. He's got good teeth.

What's George Pickens got going with the peekaboo thing? What are we doing? I don't know. Romo said he was a good dad because he was doing peek-a-poo. Okay. What? Okay.

Romo said a lot. Are we going to have time for it today? We might. Romo is. Yeah, I don't know. Pickens is just out there, man. He's, that's not... I kind of love him.

Yeah, but if you watch him, like, there's multiple times where they have to, like, get him back to the line in scrimmage or get him back to the huddle. Like, he'll make a play, and he's just dancing on him, talking shit.

And he's 20 yards down the field, and they're like, we're kind of in a hurry. We need you to get back here. No, that's a good play. He makes another play. I do notice the Cowboys will do that. That's a nice, you know, they get a big play, 20 yards down the field.

Okay, let's rush up and do another. Like, that's a good shoddism, if that's something they put in this year. I don't remember them doing it so much last year. It's fun when they run play action off of it. That's a big thing in the league that you'll see like McVeigh and the teams like that, dude. Like rush up there. They rush up. We're going to settle down and run.

Yeah. And we're going to stay in heavy, but then they play fake off of it. um yeah that's shot he's had a good year calling plays but yesterday was that was not it they never got close to what they wanted to get to can i mention one thing from the pregame and i forgot one of the things and then we'll start talking about the game whatever man everybody was saying we had to get in there early for the skydivers okay no that was cool that was cool it's good i'm just saying Let me tell you what... They had the helmet cam on the way in?

Had I missed it? I probably would have been all right. I still had a good day. They hauled ass in there. I thought that was cool. Just the way I heard about it was, if I miss it, I might as well not even live. Yeah.

And it was, I think it was just blown up too much. That's all. I mean, I guess it's because I don't know how professional skydivers do because I thought the first guy was dying. He was going so fast. He came in so hot. I was like, holy shit. He's dead.

And then just he just keeps running. I thought that was really cool. It was cool. But, all right, back to the game. Oh, yeah, a couple more why we're talking about it. The lady on the horse, she's a real treat. They have a hot old on the horse. I was talking to Matt Grimm yesterday in the stands.

It was a lady walking up. She was probably 45 to 50, would you say? And she had a little kid with her, frazzled. The kid was just, you know, I could have a. identified. This woman's hair was fucking perfect. Like, she had clearly spent a lot of time on it that morning. She was not like, like, she was pretty, but she wasn't like, you know, crazy hot, t-shirt

and jeans. But it was clear, this woman spent all day on, all morning on this. And I feel like in a just world, I should be able to say to her, your hair looks nice when she passes us in the stands without it being like, I'm going to whip my thing junk out. Babeay's boobs or no one can tell her. You should do that. Look like it cost a lot of money.

She was there to take someone home or try to impress somebody? I don't know. I just know that's a weird deal. Women do this. Women do all this stuff. If the dude says something about, like, then it's like,

creep. Yeah, it got maced. There was mace in the tour I rented, by the way. Oh, really? I haven't seen that in a while. Unless you're Tom Brady. And then it's appreciated. There you go.

It was a Tom Brady meme. We're having fun sitting in the stands, though, until, you know, we weren't having fun. You want a little taste of the back and forth between the husband and wife, Blake? You have no choice. Number 33, Giovante Williams. He's just going to yell Javante Williams, he's just going to yell Javante Williams best running back in the league over and over. Okay.

Cavalte Williams. Best running back to the league, 20-25. Devote Williams. Let's go offense. Austin. He's saying let's go offense. Oh, offense.

Generate. Let's go office. Yeah, Camantes. Yeah, Tom Cruise. Second and one on the 32-yard line. And it's not all right. Whatever having, you have a table?

Do you like that? Detroit Rock City? Let's go offense! Let's go! Just back and forth. Yes, and when the defense was out there, he would yell, let's go defense. Really, no one could hear him except, you know,

the five rows around him, and we were right in front of him. So. And they probably like each other more than I like my wife, and that's how they flirt. It was so weird, dude. They just were, like, talking ball. He was like, oh, okay, you beat the Titans?

Okay, let's see what you got. Let's see what you got. Like they hadn't talked before they got to the game at all. Then the mics went on and they were doing the show, you know? He's like, Boenix ain't it. You know this. You know Boen-Nex ain't it. She's like, shut up.

And then somebody else was like, shut up, you hadn't won anything in 20 years. They're just doing like sports talk. It was great. Let's see. So interception on the first drive And you thought things are great That's a yay That's a big yay

Not only was it a yay Except for some reason Where he intercepted it on the field Had been covered in ice Or something Because he tried to stand up three times Whop-wop-wop-wop-wop The Broncos ran the ball

In the first play of the game For seven yards They got cheeky And threw it on second down And picked it up and my general position is no team should run or should throw the ball on first down against Dallas all year and second down you should probably be running too

just make them stop it but they didn't they threw it and they gave you the ball and four plays later five plays later you were at the one yard line yeah and this after they accepted the taunt or you know they won the toss and they called for the ball that's right so that's even more

you're getting the ball at half the disrespect but like you probably are only going to get one of those. Bo Nix is not bad. False start penalty. After an injury timeout at the one, that was when Sartan went out. I think your team should lose a timeout and maybe a draft pick if you stay down that long

and come back in the game one play later. From where we were sitting, Jake's like, this is a bad one, dude. Like we thought they were going to get the stretcher out. It was taken forever. The coach came out immediately. He's just laying there rubbing his leg. It's like,

Oh, okay. You should have heard Romo, too. He was really sad on the broadcast. He was. Was he? Yeah. And CD in the post game said condolences, and I hadn't heard that for anything other than a death, I don't think.

You said that for what? For Sartan. Oh, condolences to Sartan, whatever he's going through. It's his shoulder. He just, just, just, just, his collarbone. Yeah, listen to Romo here. It was an awkward twist on that right foot and leg. Silence from Jim.

That's the moment. Well, and CD's big play. Sean Peyton knows how big this is. Okay, so not to do Romo here, but this is how Scatterbrained he is. He's supposed to be talking about the injury, but he wants to talk about the play. But here comes Sean Peyton, so he's back to the injury. Well, on CD's big play, Sean Peyton knows how big this is. Hoping he's okay.

Take a time out here. Did you hear how he said that? Hoping he's okay. Hoping he's okay. hoping he's okay. Banged up. Banged up. But no, yeah, they had the second down, then you have the false start.

But now you have third and goal from the six, and Certan's not on the field. You don't see pickings. Fine. Fuck it. We're doing it again on fourth down. What's the worst that happens? It's nothing, nothing, and they're at the six. Okay?

They go 94 yards and score, and it's midway through the first quarter. You're down seven nothing getting the ball back. he's the only one who doesn't seem to know how bad they are on defense we all know and then they're down three starters so there's there's just no way where you can play that game out in your head where you get that pick kick that field goal and win the game it's over right then they're going to score that's that's that's well and that's the thing that you're in you didn't have that in your head because what you still had in your head was last week's performance and the thought of the thought of did the Cowboys figure a few things out? Did they do this or that? Is their defense a little better than we thought? That's insane. Took loose a little, a few weeks to get ready.

I mean, Romo was saying it on the broadcast, you know? Romo was trying hard to hammer that. And every time he brought it up, they'd run for another nine yards. He's like, but I do think they're, you know, it'll get better. And maybe it will. But yesterday, what else did you need to see? The first two plays, here's a seven-yard pass or run. Here's an 11-yard pass.

They accidentally gave you the ball back. Yeah. Those two plays that they ran before the pick, that's how it was going to be all day. And it was, man. They had so many, I mean, they had so many 20-plus plays. I don't know how many 10-plus they must have had. Were you surprised by any of it? But that was exactly the day the Cowboys defense has been having.

So it's on their head coach to say, I have basically one thing going for me. And it's that I've got these two guys I can throw the ball to and they can only take one of them out of the game. Well, now their corner that they were going to use to do that. is gone. I would have had no problem if they ran the ball four times from the one. It's better than what the, you had fumble, false thought, you just have, you can't kick a field goal there. You can't because, you know, what happened is they, the Broncos scored immediately. And then there was a couple of other times where they punted on fourth and five or took forever to try to score his touchdown in the second half when they were down 17. It's just,

the first game where I felt like he did not see the game well at all. Can't false start, though, man. Third and one. Third and goal at the one, you cannot fall start. Those are the most fucked up. That looks so ticky, though. That one in particular. No, he moved.

Did you think so? Okay. There was, I think, two of them moved, but Guyton was the first. It's a horrible spot to be in, but now it's third down from the six, and I am not kicking the ball. We're figuring out a way to get in, or we're going to die trying, but that's got to be the way that they play. If it's fourth and five on your own 45,

anger needs to not even be, you've got to go for that. And the third down calls indicate they were never really thinking about it. Well, shit, the next possession was it? They got to stop on third down, and they line up all sides, hand it right to them,

they go down and score three plays later. Those are deaf. That was huge. That's why you can't. But you know that's going to happen. The Cowboys are going to commit a penalty that gives up a first down. They're going to blow a coverage

You know all that stuff You're the coach If you know that You have to coach offense in a way That minimizes that So what was that Off a turnover ain't it It was so funny last night

As I'm laying in bed And you know There's no door between me and Jake And he's up watching the game And every five minutes I just hear Oh I forgot you I never thought you were

And I think you had headphones in So you didn't know how loud you were But every once in And I just knew you were watching the game. I get mad, dude. I get super mad because it's like in any, you have stuff you want to get to, right? Like, I'm sure Shottie says that. Like, we had things we wanted to get to that we couldn't get to.

You have to be the, you have to get there. Then I was tweeting with a guy about this yesterday who's a longtime Mavs, just Twitter guy, who's awesome. And it's like, we learned this from being Mavs fans. for 15 years of my life I was a fan of a team that was really good on offense and dog shit on defense

when you are like that you have to be the one who decides how we're going to play and go down with the ship you have to dictate the tempo the rules of engagement and that's just what it is they're a janky wonky ass roster

they're a first and 32nd roster he's not coaching like that no like I said I think a lot of it came because, hey, we had a really good game last week in that regard. You and I were watching that game. Had a really good practice. Multiple times are in that game. You and I watching it on the stream were like, well, they did nothing to deserve that.

Drop pass, missed pass. The guy falls down. Dude, and think about yesterday. They should have lost by 50. They had a couple of really good drop passes. Same thing. A couple of missed passes, guys that were wide open. Yeah.

You were highlighting the Knicks. Knicks is good He needs time Like sometimes he just wants to show you That he could throw it a thousand miles an hour And where you might need a little But he has shown that ability too To put a little touch on it

So I think he's just got to figure out when to do that But he gets a little too excited Sometimes when he sees an open receiver And we'll sail it on him He will airmail a deep throw on you big time But he gets a cowboys Somebody he'll probably just interfere for no No reason at all.

But what was the situation? Where were they on the field? Two and a half minutes left in the first half. You're down 20 to 10 and it's fourth and one. As I recall, you're pretty well in your own territory. And that's when they decided to punt. 29, maybe. Do you punt there?

No. Okay, because you're down 20 to 10, and your reason for not punting is you don't want to give up a kind of an easy touchdown certainly you're just in field go range if we don't get this fourth and one but

you end up giving up a touchdown anyway before half and you're down 27 to 10 at half so you do I think you're right you have to have a mindset with this team that you are a four down team because of your defense

you have to say that overtly but I think that changes the mindset of the other team too it puts a little more fear in there like didn't you hate it when you're playing Detroit or some of the teams that you know these guys are wild ass they're a little different they kind of go for it all they don't just wait so they're at the 45 and then decide we go for it on fourth and anything under three they kind of go for it all the time and we got to be ready for that because it changes first and second and third down right well change yes on who you're

going to do substitutions with and trying to wear out the defense like but But if you just know what is our, what do we have? Dak, you know, like Dak or not, you have to admit he's one of the better quarterbacks in the NFL. He's stacked with receivers. In theory, he's got a good tight end. He got shut down yesterday. Good running game. You're happy with Clayton Adams.

You're happy with the whole offense. Go in there and just this is what we got. And we're going to use it more than anyone else. Not just use it like hope it does well within the confines of conventional football. Yeah. Push it. Like, don't just be normal, even be more so out there. But that drive started with Dax sliding a yard short.

That was extremely frustrating. Yeah, that's to not know where the sticks are like that. Yeah, and I know he doesn't want to get hit, which begs the question why they ran that busted quarterback sneak at the goal line where they appear to be the only team that doesn't practice it these days. Well, Javonday could have just come up there and shoved him and just watched him. Yeah, it was not much going on. But so that got the deck slides.

It's second and one. Javante gets stuffed. Now it's third and one. They throw to Turpin, which I understand. Like, he's going to get a one-on-one. But maybe this is too just maddened Monday morning in me. If it's third down and Pickens and Lamber on the field, I'm targeting one of them. I'm going to find a way.

Again, Sartan is out of the game at this point. Yeah. Yes. I was screaming. And Turpin ran a little in and out, got open, kind of. Dack, bad throw, bad catch. And now they're punting with CD and pickings on the other side of the field. There were, you know, it was a couple times like that where it felt like,

so you're just going to have to force into the ball because every time you do, it's at least. Was C.D.'s sick or something? He didn't look right. He looked rough. He looked rough. He was definitely, he was on the sideline a lot for key situations. And, you know, he plays, he can play in heavy sets. It's not, not all of them, but some of them. He was, he was, there was, there was, a couple of plays where he got the ball and just kind of died. The end around. I thought the end around could have gone for a while.

They had plenty of blockers in front of them. The guy behind us, not happy with the end around. You might imagine he pretty loudly exclaimed, that's how he got hurt. That is how he got hurt. So I imagine as far as fourth downs are concerned, I think you already mentioned it, the fourth and five. Disgusting.

3.20 and the third. You're down 30 to 17. You're at your own 44, so it's not, I'm giving them the ball at the 20. Right. And at that point of the game, you kind of like, you better get some points here. Dack also deserves a ton of criticism. I know you brought it up for the end of the first half. Oh, my God.

Because, dude. Wait, before you get to that, that reminds me of community mechanical. It did me too. It did me too. That's our HVAC company. And they're great. They're Brandon Aubrey's. Frankly, HVAC

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No, no. So they should have just thrown the out to Piggins and kicked it. And people would be saving money on preventative maintenance. But you're already going to be saving money because community, they're going to shoot you straight like they did Brandon Aubrey. We had a number of people who have called them, get a second opinion. Someone told them it would be thousands and thousands of dollars, and community can typically take care of that pretty quickly.

If you do need new service, they can take care of it. You'll get a sit-in. I don't know about the grill. but do what Brandon Aubrey did go to community mechanical at community dfw.com sorry I'm distracted by the Red Bull TV my bad

but yeah that situation there it's already dire you know it's 20 to 10 you're thinking no no it's 27 at that point you're thinking all right this middle four here Dallas has been pretty solid at this middle four and then Jake's Richland football mind Listen, 27-24, okay?

We score seven here, seven out of halftime. We're right back in this thing. Matt Grim heard it the whole day, dude. And I'm thinking, hell, we may be able to get another three out of this thing before the half. Just the, he's going to make mistakes. It's just that when you're on a team like this, every mistake he makes feels like it just buries them. Dak or shoddy? Dack.

Okay. Because, I mean, I don't know how much there is to shoddy there. There's a Ferguson down the middle. You wanted to try to take a shot at it. against two safeties, but what if he catches that ball? What are you going to do then? You're going to clock it and kick a field goal. Yep.

You could have done that from where you are. You were at a timeout now. Oh, the interception? Yeah. Yeah. You were out of timeouts. You were basically in what we're going to call range that day. You just pissed away, the chance to make it a two-possession game with a basic mental error. I like spiking there, too, instead of calling the timeout.

You're right. Yeah, because they had another down, so that was a little bit of a give-up. I always like having that timeout in your back pocket in those situations. And then, so they, out of a timeout, that's the play they ran. That's the decision deck made. And he looked at Pickens on the left side, and he was jammed up for a second. And he didn't wait for him to get free. He just said, no, I'm going to go deep down the middle where there's two safeties and a cornerback chasing him.

And again, if it gets caught, they're running up there and clocking the ball for a field goal. It was just the math did not register at all at that point. Is that right before, where are we now in the game? Late. We keep jumping around. Late first half. Yeah, right before half. Late first half.

Okay, because then late. Well, they came out and scored, but it took way too long. That's all I was telling you at the time. It was like they're running decent play after decent play. Dude, you're down 17 points. You can't take. In the third? 25% of the rest of the game to score one touchdown.

So it's 27 to 10, right? The Cowboys would end up scoring. But on that drive, with 11 minutes in the third, that's a point. where Sartan is out at that point and they had two straight Jaden Blue runs up the middle and now you're at third and eight. Boy, he got bailed out.

Big time. On the fumble? How did Denver not get that? I thought they did and I thought they might have challenged what is it. I was surprised they didn't. Was it not 30 to 17

or whatever the score was? Yeah, maybe. I don't know, that's, those are very tough to officiate. Yeah, it looked like Hoffman just went Royed rage and said, I'm going to give us a chance here. Right.

It looked like if you were to slow that down, you'd say, okay, they have possession right there. But then in that thing. But anyway, I'm just pointing at the longer drive that they were setting up is let's run blue up the middle to. I think they converted it next. The next play was a pass. They found Pickens without Sotan on the field. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right back to him. Yeah, because he then is doing peek-a-boo and he's stirring up some ramen or whatever he's doing.

What is that? I believe he... What is he doing here? He's cooking crack cocaine. We're cooking up. Chef. We're a chef. Yeah.

And then we're doing this. So we're not... None of that makes sense, right? He's protecting his eyes from the dope. The smell? I don't know. He's a fun player. He is fun.

Watching that Steelers game last night, you're like, boy, they could usually really use a wide receiver. You watch the Cowboys, they could really use a pass thruster. Like, what are we doing here? Yeah. These off-season moves. But it was pretty much, you know, I was still thinking to my head if they get the ball back, they could score three touchdowns in the fourth, but that game was over.

That game was over early, but it was definitely over at half when they didn't score. Oh, we want to, before we take a break and play some Romo or something. Want to do some Romo today? What are we doing? We were having fun in the stands, the first drive, R.J. Harvey, and then R.J. Harvey ended up scoring three touchdowns but we were just doing

the R.J. Harvey Not a lot of adversity not like his backfield mate J.K. Dobbins. You may remember. You might notice him being able to really dodge left him right. Kind of like when he was a fetus.

Yep. The J.K. Dobbins, Joel Clat. R.J. Harvey. Abortion. There's a guy pretty much. watch a red carpet right to the NFL. Never a coat hanger, never a clock, never nothing. Mom wanted him. He's not a miracle baby. Every time we got.

Mom and dad tried to have a baby. Then they had a baby. They kept it. But do you know about his partner? J.K. Dobbins? It's tough too because it's a running back. But every time he touched the ball, it would get quiet and Dan would go, J.K. Dobbins. Do you know J.K. Dobbins?

And then, look, this. He's almost not here. They'd have a roster of 52 players. They just keep a locker for the remains. No, that's horrible. How is it to have a much easier time today? Okay, maybe we can tease this for Wednesday, because I know we're not going to get to it today.

What aren't we going to get to? I'm going to do it all today. So, the lady. Oh, the ref? We can't, but you have to at least. The hot ref? Wet people's appetite a little bit for what we witnessed yesterday. Someone is dressed in full ref gear.

black pants the hat with the things and then the uh the shirt obviously it's a lady in your section in our section five rows in front of us okay and every time there is a penalty no way she stands up and she seems to know many of the like if it's a illegal man down she does this she does the hand on the head and then she's like first down or like when you see see a flag, she just stands up and throws her hand up like this, the flag throw. And yeah, every

single penalty, and there was a lot of penalties. And it didn't seem, she didn't seem to be a Broncos fan. She didn't seem to be a cowboy fan. She wasn't being more overt if it was a penalty against the cowboys. Like, she was happy no matter who got the penalty. Just

judgment. Juris put a great job. And I know he kind of brushed by this at the beginning. I didn't track her down like Dan did but yeah I talked to her she was hot yeah do you roll on it yeah yeah awesome we're gonna hear it Wednesday okay yeah she got up to walk to the bathroom and Dan's like I'm going and I'm like damn this is uh just yeah I was watching her waiting till she moved very creepy yeah well I was like yeah for the radio show it wasn't as creepy as when I walked into the bathroom just because I'm like what grible used to do it I thought uh yeah I thought this was

in everybody bathroom we're just doing bits call I went into one of those in my I woke, what was the vegetarian restaurant I went to? City of City. So I'm in there, walk in. There's two girls just standing there. Doing it? No, they were just standing there near the sink area, and then I got in line to wait for the bed.

And then, yeah, there was just one bathroom door, but it was all the way to the floor. And then we all just, that's the one we used. Just when they came out, they, you know, know we shared the sink and all that. Oh, I thought. Community sink. Yeah, one sink, one stall.

Two girls. And two girls. What's next? I don't know. Romo. Okay. The dumsa, dumsa, d'uns, d'uns, uh, d'uns. Two hundred and eleven yards rushing.

What does this kid not do? He's churning the clock out in between the tackles and then bam. Lightning on the outside, the explosiveness to go down and then up and over the top to put that ball over the goal line for a touchdown. What a day for J.K. Dobbins. Absolute dominant performance from Dobbins and this offensive line. J.K. Dobbins's mom, Maya, became pregnant when she was 18 years old. She went to the doctor because she was thinking about aborting the baby. but changed her mind.

That baby turned out to be that young man. J.K. Dobbins, who she calls her miracle baby. Shifty. You're listening to The Dumb Zone. Elusive. Relentless. R.J. Harvey's mom went to the doctor. Sonogram.

Just checked. Everything was okay. She wanted the baby. She got neonatal care, took her vitamins, and you see him today. In the other hand. Yep. That's what we kept doing. Every time we touched the ball, J.K. Dobbins. We're here in Denver, thanks to Yo, Kiro.

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They used, like, real, real avocados. Not that phony avocados that, yo gusto. Doesn't Yokeiro mean love and Gusto is just like? No. No? What's Gusto? Uh, well, Kiro's want. I thought it's want in a loving way, though, because you could have...

Am I wrong on this? Anybody you know any Spanish? Yeah, didn't you go to Mexico or something? Yeah, that's why I'm telling you. A more... Let me know... Yo Kiro is like more of a really want. Like, holy, I gotta have it almost.

And... Like that female rap yesterday? But I just don't feel... I don't feel like it's... With Gusto at all, really. Well, Gusto is like. I know. I'm just saying, YoCiero is way better than Gusto.

Dude, you're right. You're so right. So I'm looking at the copy. It says, what does it say? Real has avocados. Haas. Haas. Haas.

I thought they just put it in the wrong order, like, has real avocados. What's Haas? Your auto-correct took out the extra A. It's a type of avocado. Oh, really? Yeah, it's not written in... Hand scoops. It's not written in ribby.

Real has avocados? No. What's hand scooping? It's a real hoss avocado. It's a type of avocado. Hey, what do you mean? What does hand scoop mean? Well, I'm thought you're going to correct me on everything I say.

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We got some audio. We do. That's the first thing I did when I got home last night. I left, too, like a bad fan. Listen, bro. I wouldn't left if I were you. If my hometown team was there, man, I'd have been there. I'd still be there.

We had to start the rewatch, and we had to start writing. So we had to bail. What was your exit strategy? It was easy. I mean, I left with five. There was a lot of time left, actually. It was after Dak through the pick when they were down three touchdowns. You just had enough?

I was like, this is no point in wasting time here. I had a car, so I got home. My goal was to not miss a Brandon record. And once we got that part at the end of the half, I'm like, all right, we're probably not going to get a random record now. Yeah. Because you're not going to be going for something that long down 20. But so, yeah, it was an interesting experience, watching Romo knowing the game's outcome, and it was just me. I don't want to say he's bad.

It's just whatever he's doing is super weird, man. He's not really calling the game. It sounds to me like he just takes like a fucking whip it and gets up there and he's like, what are we doing? And any word he hears, he follows up on. Any little butterfly that flies by, he chases. It doesn't seem like he really prepares anymore. His voice sounds weird.

He looks weird. I don't know. It's just strange. He looks kind of faky. Yeah, he's, something's going, you know. Like he's got... Pumped with something. Sure.

Something going on. It's just a weird experience, but a, uh, quite the ride. I give him that. Well, tell me if you want any of the first ones. I know you've already played his concern for Patrick Sertan. Uh, this was weird, too. So they're coming out of break, I think. And they're just talking, it's Broncos throwback uniform day, too.

You might be noticing for the Broncos, this is a, Throwback Uniform Day. They first step, well, this is 1977 when they wore these. The first time they went to the Super Bowl was that year in 77. He played Dallas down in New Orleans and the Cowboys won that one, but I know

you grew up as a Bronco fan. I did. I love John Elway. Okay, first of all, I've never heard that. He grew up a Broncos fan. He lived in Wisconsin. I kind of always thought he was a Packers fan. Something vaguely in the recesses of my mind says Broncos,

but I don't remember him ever enough to where he... Like, hey, you're going back to Denver, you grew up a Broncos fan. I've never heard that in his plane. To your point, I've, if anything, always thought of Romo as a FARV guy. Not like a Packers guy, but he's just FARV. He idolized FARV. Right. But now we're making this work.

Shifting the narrative because we're in Denver. I did. I love John Elway. Always rooting for him. Yeah, let's... Okay, let's back up. You're a Broncos fan. Now, tell us all the things about the Broncos you knew.

I did. I love John Elway. Always rooted for him. You know, it's funny because the orange crush, he just meant something. So it's really cool to see them wear those helmets today. Brings back a lot of memories. Such as...

The orange crush to the orange pass rush. Oh, that was the worst day. Part of the day. And you know what's even worse than the worst is he thought that was good. Mm-hmm. So, right, and some people, probably his young hot wife told him it was really good later that day. Probably. Under there, the big picture of Jim Nance that's over his fireplace.

But yeah. Oh, just so many memories, you know. Well, the orange crush, if I'm not mistaken, is referring to the mid-70s Broncos defense. Right, yeah. Not John Elway's. About 10 to 12 years off, 19-190 teams, yeah. Yeah. So I don't think he.

He's, that's at all. So that's, hey, you're a Broncos fan, right? Yeah, you know, all the things, the players. They're following up then on the Elway stuff. Yeah, Elway was definitely a boyhood idol. I know you've talked about it so many times. So many times. And also, it's so weird to have another guy saying that about you.

But, again, we followed his career. Every single game that Romo played in, we've seen. I've never heard this. We've heard interviews with him. Yes, Farv, for sure. Yeah. A thousand Farves. Never heard him mention Elway.

You won't shut up about John Elway. Just a... Okay, now, so let's follow up on the John Elway. Okay, I threw you this softball. Let's nail it. Just, you know... Boyhood Idol. I know you've talked about it so many times.

Just a... You know, my sons, they... You love your hometown team, right? They love the comments, but they love their player so much. It's like you got Mahomes, Alan, all the best ones out there. They love all these guys, and that was... That was that way for me. Second and two for Dallas.

That makes no sense. He's not talking about anything. How confusing. He's not talking about anything. This happened, you're like, oh, man, Pat Sumerall, I mean, he's 80. You know, like, we're almost like 40. I don't know how. Romo's not, right?

Yeah, yeah. This is not a time when you should say he's losing his faculties, but that's the way he sounds. It's just like he's not paying attention, not really following the conversation. But what, uh, the saving grace with all this is the great chemistry that Jim Nance and Tony Romo have, uh, that will foster emotional and mental outdoor. Okay, so now this, they're coming out of break. I knew Dan would love this. They're showing like the playground.

They built a new playground and, uh, who built it? Uh, Sean Payton. Sean Payton and the, uh, you know, he makes millions. So he's putting a little bit towards the community. Sean Payton built Not just Sean Peyton Listen That will foster emotional

And mental outdoor recreation benefits To children of all Abilities Well done By Sean and Skylene Of course So that's his new hot wife Right

Because we know he got a new wife Because of the movie Yeah With Kevin James So Nance loves the wife Does he Nance loves to know

Everyone's wife the name. Oh, my God. And especially the young hot wife's names. And we have to make sure that Sean Payton didn't just do this. It was, uh, what's her name to him? Skyline. Sean and Skyline, of course, Peyton with all those ties to the Dallas Cowboys,

working for the legendary Bill Parcells. And he was there, helped bring you to Dallas. That he did. Eastern Illinois alum. Ready. Harvard of the Midwest. So what did he say, the Harvard of the Midwest? Yeah.

Okay. Harvard of the Midwest. First and 10. You prove it every week. Oh. Well played. Well, play. I'm sorry, pal.

That's well played. I could resist. We got an NFL update. Adam Shine, what do you have? Damn. Wow. Am I listening to? Come town, these boys are just riffing back and forth?

It's a bit normie. Norm. Ah, just kidding, pal. Couldn't resist. And then Romo, well, play. Brilliant. Whoever could put that masterful, like, right there. So you heard him throw it to the game break or whatever?

I had a note on that. Let me see here. They had a really weird game break. First of all, the guy doing the game break. It's not James Brown. Williams with a two-yard run. We got an update. Adam Shine, what do you have?

When Tony, how about this touchdown from Jonathan Jamm? Right? When I first heard him, I thought he was parachuting. He's falling into the shot. Okay, but what we're doing is either. No, I've never heard this guy. So it's a Jonathan Taylor long run. Tim and Tony, how about this touchdown from Jonathan Taylor, 80 yards to the house?

Second Russian touchdown of the game, 12 on the season. Offensive player of the year. MVP back to you so first of all this guy now he's going to be throwing out his opinions with this do the highlight but the opinions won't stop pretty pathetic effort in that secondary trying to bring down Taylor he is great but man that lacked a lot of effort it looked like to me here's Prescott oh wow okay go back and watch it yeah yeah it was weird I did not feel like I didn't watch that and go, wow, that defense just gave up.

It looked like anyone who got near him. It was a highlight for that reason. He was bouncing people off of him. Tried to tackle him. But Nance is not happy with a commitment. Nancy had Titans plus eight and a half or something. That's part right. Yeah.

He's not even calling the game. Just drops in. And he's like, this is dog shit. More confusing Romo stuff. So they had, well, you'll hear it. But I'll try to explain what the graphic looks like. You know, one thing about DAC just to put a, footnote on this.

This is an interesting one the crew came up with consecutive starting quarterback tenures of at least ten seasons. The last three cases include you and Dack. This is incredible.

So what they show is they show it says Brett Favre and Aaron Rogers. They each played 10 consecutive years as starter and one followed the other.

What a bonus? What was the next one? Well, we were thinking about it yesterday. It wasn't the next one, but it was the last one they showed was Joe Montana, Steve Young. Okay? And then also in that mix, it says DAC and Romo. Now, if you are just the cynical guy like me, you might say, well, you know, those other two,

Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl, like those are some big things. The DAC and Roma are the, certainly the poor man's version of that. And Romo kind of realizing that, wants to be self-deprecating. He's going to use the Telestrator to, like, circle them. This is incredible. I mean, you've got the best of the best. And the only ones who top these four are right? Oh, wait.

I think Dak has done an incredible job, and proud of what he's done. They just need to get over that hump in the playoffs, right? And that's where the other guys have done that. And obviously, it's the only thing I regret is not bringing a championship in the Super Bowl of the Dallas. What about an NFC championship game appearance, not even bring a championship. We're not even saying win the NFC championship game.

We're just saying like go to the game, like a week two playoff game. Yeah. Do you regret that as well? Yeah, I think that's implicit in what he's saying there. Oh. I think that's wrapped up in it. Okay. Yeah, like Joe Montana, it probably went to like eight of them.

We got it. I'm living through it. They are, they're looking back at that game, of course, the Peyton Manning game, where Peyton threw for like 400 yards and scored five touchdowns and Romo threw for 500 yards. What they didn't mention in here is like the late interception that Romo threw. He got stepped on. But. It's never happened to any other quarterback ever.

I thought Romo was just very confusing when talking about this game. And Tony, you threw for a team record, 506. and five touchdown passes. And what was the seventh highest scoring game of all time? Dallas, well, when I was a second time out. When I watch this team, producer Blake, there are some merits to that season because our defense wasn't playing as well as other seasons.

And so all of a sudden you see here and you watch and the offense sometimes has to carry it. And this is one of those seasons where you're gonna have to carry it and win the game on offense. And so that's a type of game that obviously you don't think you're gonna lose you sure for you. But Peyton and that team set records, right? He set the record that year for quarterback touchdowns.

So it was a great year. What? Okay, third and eight. Okay. God, boy, even Nancy's like, Jesus, you put that one into trees? What are we saying? Nothing. Nothing.

I mean, obviously, he's kind of trying to say that that was a bad defensive team, and you had to win on offense, but if you don't, if you didn't live it, if you didn't live it, would you have any idea what he was doing? Rarely is Nance so unsupportive. Okay. It felt like me at the end of the news. Couple more.

Is that it? This is like Romo just wants to know, or he thinks he, sometimes he thinks he just has to say something, right? Yeah. Okay, so now we're looking at the owner's box for the Broncos. And part of that ownership group, by the way, includes Condoleezza Rice or the Secretary of State. Pause it here. I can Roma. Already, dude, like, you know, like, Nancy's, he loves Condoleezza Rice because it makes him feel like he has a black friend who's not a player.

She's like, she plays golf. She's a Republican. You know what I mean? He's like, this is made for me in a lab. So any chance he can talk up Condi. He's going to. Wonder what Romo could add to this. Yeah, right.

Former Secretary of State. He's thinking, he's thinking, he's thinking. She's incredible. Well, let's follow up on why she's incredible. She's incredible. I know you know her. Grow up in Birmingham, Alabama is a huge, Cleveland Browns fan. She's loved the NFL since her teen years.

And now she's a part of this ownership group in Denver. Okay, great. Fantastic. Yeah. That's awesome. Grew up a Browns fan and loved the NFL. No talk of the surge or any operational. There she is. I love, too, the way, like, Nance can't say anything without making it sound creepy like that when she was just a young girl. She dreamed of being in the NFL owner's suite one day.

I have one thing from that exact same. period of the game that I have to play for you. This is Romo chasing a rabbit. It's one of those things like you kind of feel like about Derek Henry when he's down there, just give it to him because Javante's been money. Okay, so that's the phrase it pays. They're on the one-yard line.

It's like, why go away from Javante? He's been great. He's been money. Because Javentte's been money this year. Let's see if they go to him. Money, money, money, money. There's the money. There's Williams.

And he's in for the touchdown. Butterfly. Yeah. Like, just... Yeah. It didn't fit at all. He just decided to sing. Let's see if they go to him.

Money, money, money. Money. There's the money. It's just weird, man. It's just weird. He's off the gas. Do you want to end? Because I have one that's an ender.

You want to play a couple from the first 10 we got there? I like this one. Also kind of a butterfly. This is when Javante, no, the Broncos were about to score and they blew the play dead at the one or the two. Yeah. Which was the, I mean, the momentum had stopped. So, Nance has the call wrong.

Nance exclaims touchdown because as one of our friends in the broadcasting world told us last night, he's not watching. the goddamn ball. The person will remain anonymous. So he misses the touchdown call. Romo has it, but then again, Butterfly. It's a hand off up the middle. In the pile, and the push.

And the push. First of all, that was weird. The way he said, he kind of went like Lindsey Graham. And the push. And the push. In the pile. And the push. And the push.

And the push. And it's a touch. touchdown. I don't think it's a touchdown. Hold on. I heard the whistle right when it was close to getting into the pushy-tushy. This crowd's not happy. What is the pushy-tushy?

Yeah, the word is end zone. The end zone? Because he was close to getting into the end zone. Like this guy's pushing each other now and he close to the pushy-tushy. I hate when Romo deflates because he comes out, no, it wasn't a touchdown instead of a I think it's just a weird game experience, man. Like I said, I had my own experience at the game yesterday, and then I got home and listened to Romo,

and I was like, this is way trippier. This is even we're even weirder. It's amazing. I'm kind of glad they're on Fox, and we don't have to do this every week because there's so much. I'll end with this one. And you also learn nothing. Like, if you watch a Greg Olson game,

I do feel like you learn stuff. Romo doesn't do the predicting anymore No Once Nance said something about running the ball And then they ran the ball And Romo was like Oh look at this guy predicting Looks like you could be a play caller in the NFL

It was like you know what I'm just too tired to even cut that one off But this one I had to cut off This is for Blake The wonderful chemistry that Romo and Nance have Dallas is right in that unique position to being on the cusp of a playoff team, right? We got these like 6-7 teams who look really good,

but you're like right there at the doorstep. Games like this usually make the difference. Was that you trying to say 6-7? Just, it's a throw-away. 6-7, do it, Jim. Do the little motion. I still don't know what it means. Second and 2.

When you find out, let me know. I'm old. God. 6-7 aren't the numbers I need. It's 9-88 for the suicide hot. hotline because that's what listening to them try to be friendly with each other makes me think i was watching the NFL pregame show yesterday on NFL network and heard this you believe when you step off the bus you're going to win this game and this is how we're going to win this game

and i just don't know if they have that right now i know the answer first 15 scripted give barclay six seven touches six seven that was good grits that's good yes yeah i followed that my kids are going to love that one still don't know what that means he and rapaport My kids will be very impressed as well. Let's talk about AJ Brown's strongest season Philadelphia but he was not going to play today. So I don't know the word for this. Someone smarter than me probably does.

But there's a thing I've referenced this before. Like, I've only lived in this time so I could have this wrong. But when I was a kid, it feels like it took a lot longer for whatever me and my friends were saying to filter up to adults. Like, and I remember when, like, 504, when Lil Wayne put out bling, bling, it took about three or four years before my aunt was calling her jeans blinged out. There was a period of time in there. And now somehow it's like things, terms become popular and old really fast, but they also

get to Rich Eisen and Jim Nance really fast. Like, I don't feel like when I was 14 or 15, my parents knew the shit I was saying or like, what it, they didn't care, you know, unless it ended up on Oprah, and then they were like, our rainbow party's real? But they didn't start saying it and then say, what is it? I don't even know what that means. Maybe people think I'm cool. It's just a, it's a tough look.

And it's very popular in sports media. But it is that bit about learning. What? Chattie did it a few weeks ago, remember? He did it, yeah. Shottie's, well, Shottie's way hipper than. Yeah, man. Then Romo and Nancy.

It is the thing of, I noted something in Twitter this weekend that, I think there's a reality ship here. When you see something, you're hearing about it for the first time, yet it's this huge thing. Sure. And I guess that's like 6-7 maybe. But the headline I saw was Twitch streamer Imiru accuses Ms. Kiff of sexual assault, abuse, and blackmail on live stream. Like this is big news.

Blake, what do you got for us? Not one thing. Not Ms. Kiff. And they... Miss Kiff, you could have set your watch to that guy. And Miru was going to... Because that's a girl. Man, I don't know.

Oh, speaking of a girl on Twitter. I'm on our cold streak up here. Did you guys see the... Have you seen... Please tell me this about Flagstaff? No. Okay. No, this is about someone named Blake

Jones. Oh, wow. Someone tweeted at us, and it was all three of us. Do you have it? The original tweet? Anyway, I can find it. Yeah, something about Trader Joe's. Oh, it was about, like, Dan learning something at Trader's, something like that, right?

Yeah. Another Blake Jones got a boss. It's always about me. So somebody had noted, or they tagged the three of us, okay? And so how is static, ecstatic will Brackett Dan be when he finds out Trader Joe's and all these are German-owned companies. Ha, ha, ha, right? So, tagged Dan, Jake, Blake.

Then this Blake Jones says, I was definitely not meant to be tagged in this, but I'm very excited to see how ecstatic bracket Dan is. And so it's a Blake Jones. And I was thinking Blake Jones is a dude. But Blake Jones at X underscore Blake Jones underscore X is a lady who seems to be out there just... Good God. That part's definitely a lady. She's...

Yeah. Someone who had pinned, what if I planned a horny road trip? I hit every one of the 50 states. Who wants in? Comment or DM me in your state. We'll get it off the ground. Yeah. Hashtag road trip.

Hashtag 50 states. Hashtag horny. Hashtag come and go. C-U-M. Hashtag adult content, content, hashtag boy girl, girl. This is enough. So anyway. Yeah, and apparently, Blake Jones, the lady, is a streamer.

So she's on there gaming and such. And she likes to... Show her pubic hair. She likes to talk about cock. Okay. Pictures of hairy dudes with big weeners. There's a guy right there. You like to see a little of that?

Oh, my. That's, yeah. Oh, look, she's kind of going pretty hardcore there. Look, she's not a... Dan is now just watching porn during the show. This is Blake Jones. I know. No, she does not appear to be...

She's not a racist. Not based on that shot. She's to really like that black guy. She's loving him. She's, uh... Yeah, very, uh, hungry as well, it looks like. She's like to... No, I thought you guys were going to, yeah, go ahead.

Go ahead. Well, didn't we go to, we have a sandwich shop in Flagstaff, right? Yeah. And there was like, it was kind of tattoo-y type, Dan fell in love. Yes. Well, a guy who's like a prominent pastor in Arizona went and visited that sandwich shop. He didn't name it by name, but he was like, I went to this sandwich shop, well-known in Flagstaff. And he was, like, bitching about how hot and tattooed.

he was. Oh, right. And she posted. It was like, my boss bought me this outfit. Like, I can't say it was for sure the girl you were in love with, but it was pretty close. Just think if I would have taken her away from all that, that day, she wouldn't have been. I know.

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ref yesterday she's like where can i hear this because i told her you know we do a show i'm like it's called the dumb zone and uh what's going on how you're doing you're gonna be here all fair leased don't you like trying to lease a car oh i was just thinking about the girl uh fairlease dot org i forgot we were doing like a spot yeah but but i saw her right when she was walking out of the bathroom too so she was hot to trot fairlease dot org all your at fairlease dot or needs here's jane with the dumb zone news this one's kind of a quick follow-up to a special news desk segment that we had on friday called the hood county news so blake can you remind me of the brownie comment uh somebody just said if loving brownies is wrong i don't want to be right that might have just been an innocuous comment about how somebody loves brownies but also a friend of ours who lives out there

inform me that this might be a reference to a lady who is running for school board out there in Granbury her name is Monica Brown and there was an article a couple years ago she's like chief let's get rid of the books in the library let's 10 command minute no gay stuff in my school Her son is gay and estranged. And he gave an interview a couple years ago when she was first making noise. He told a story in 2015 when he was 20 and still living with his parents. This is like a hyper religious family. He returned home late one evening after seeing Avengers, a PG-13 movie that his mom disapproved of.

When he walked into the kitchen, he found two pans of brownies waiting for him. along with a stack of articles printed off the internet about the corrosive influence of Marvel comics and films. One pan of brownies was normal. The other had a label that warned it had been baked with a small amount of dog poop mixed in. Pooh anyone? Just a little. Monica wrote later when she posted an image of the brownies on Facebook. How much yuck is too much? What's the, did Romo write this?

What does this mean? I believe it is a thing of, if you've got like pure things, which is the church, evangelical culture, and then you've got a mostly pure thing, but you got to, it's like Emmett. You got a little poop. You wouldn't eat that, would you? Just a little bit is enough to ruin your body. This is her message here. Is there a message that this, the gay here in our house is ruining our house?

Well, this was when he was still there, but yes. So this lady is running for school board out there, and she's apparently kind of known as the brownie lady. Because of her dog shit brownies. Have a question. Yeah. Do you really think she actually put dog shit in that? For a lady like this, I honestly think it's a decent chance.

A lot of effort. She's got quite the history of posting that I think might. might line up with putting dog poop in a batch of brownies. Bucky's in the news big time. Is it about me going there and loving it? There is a story in the Washington Post yesterday, a long article about a town here in Colorado. They said the guys here said it's about 45 minutes away called Palmer Lake.

And Palmer Lake, like many before it, but in Texas, your resistance is futile. Palmer Lake is saying, no thanks to the new Buckeys, or they're trying real hard to keep it from happening. Because if you drive where there's any Buckees in Texas, especially out of the major cities, you will see everything around it is closed. All of the gas stations around it have closed. If there happened to be another truck stop, a lot of those little like smokehouse type places where you can go in and get jerky and fudge, those are closed. So it's like a Walmart. Yeah.

And so... So it's great. We love them. It's bringing some jobs, but it's going to kill everything else around it. But this has legitimately split this town. Like they recalled their two leaders, like the mayor and the city manager. They've had two like 50-50 votes. The governor's involved.

What are you worried about, Blake? First, what he's doing, and then second, what's on his shoulder. What is it? It looks like a white kind of... thick substance how'd you get it up there the bug i guess it does fly further up here that's really gross looks like a little dust what if you guys focus on like doing a show i was but then my producers over here giving me panic eyes and i uh wasn't sure you know like i'm trying to hook up a external charger to my phone to not lose battery and you got to make a big

thing out of it what's wrong with you do you do this with burline too yeah but my Burlines on, hey, what are you doing, Steve? But my guy ignores what I'm doing and continues on with the call. He doesn't just stop. What's Blake doing over there? So in Palmer Lake, Buckees being rebuffed. In Innes, a man suspected of shooting three people. Lions.

Graham Harrell, right? Yeah, maybe. There you go. You know. And Sam. Killed three people and then crashed into a Buckees in Innes. that's another reason you don't want to Buckees people are killing people around him

injured a pedestrian and then shot himself I shouldn't laugh dead yeah it does make you think though like obviously they've got to repair the store but they'll be up and running pretty quick like I would bet within a few days like where a guy

wrecked his vehicle blew his brains out next to the to the fudge Next to the banana pudding They'll just be slinging that shit in three or four days Back to happy times I think there's ever been a killing at our Airbnb Definitely like a sacrifice for sure

Doesn't it feel like it? Yeah for sure At least an overdose That basement Basement Something's been going on there They got all you want buddy towels We got basements here right

Blankets he's got one Yeah I do have to do it They said that was like a... Heaven. Something to search for when you're getting in the house. What do you do down there, just laundry and stuff? Or do you have like a... Laundry, it's a music room, whether it's a bedroom down there.

We have... That's where I watch on Saturdays and Sundays where I can have a man cave. And carpet. Seventies carpet. Basements are great, man. If you grew up in Texas, you just don't understand. I know. I used to get so jealous watching that 70s show.

Like, that just looked... like the perfect hangout. And you make fun of me for watching Stranger Things because I like them all and riding their bikes. Well, I was 12 when I was watching that show. And like, well, oh, tough day for OU Fits as all day Adrian Peterson was arrested in Houston last night. I guess you can guess if you want.

beating that kid his kids now like 20 no no stealing money from charity again no he did that one earlier you have to add the note that he was paying for orgies with it with his charity that's what's happening at our house by the way setting you up to do that yeah you think there's some orgies going on at our house no doubt well that's what the guy said yeah all those people in there they've got to be got to be going for it no um d ui and possession unlawful possession of a firearm. Which, like, actually help me with this.

If you have the gun legally, but then you become hammered, aren't you now unlawfully carrying the weapon? Like, it feels like a real catch-22 there. Oh, speaking of alcohol. Mm-hmm. So Jake went to the store Sunday morning. Oh, yeah.

Fuck. This. I forgot. about this. But he's an early morning guy, you know. He's up and grinding. I want to chips for our tailgate. Shut up.

You bring it up every time. Leave me alone. Here he is. Look who's up early working. Anyway, you want to tell him? Yeah, so it was 720, 730. And. Denver time.

Yeah. Yeah, chips, whatever else we needed. And I was going to take a six pack of non-alcoholic beer to the tailgate. And it's all self-checkout. So I got up there and scanned it, which I'd seen before at home that they have to come do the, like, enter the number, even though it's in A. And he was like, oh, I can't sell you that. I was like, no, what?

And he's like, yeah, I can't sell any liquor before 8 o'clock on Sunday. I was like, yeah, but it's not, though. And I know that you know it's not. And he's like, I can't sell it. And he just took it from me. He's like, you can come back at eight. And to Dan's point, we went to brunch or whatever the day before. And I really wanted to get like a fruity drink, like a good juice-infused drink.

But it's just $12 because you just have to pay booze prices for a non-alcoholic drink. Well, you didn't you just get an orange juice? Well, because, you know, you might want like the other stuff in it. Mint. Spice. What did I get carded for it? But my point is just, Dan was like, they want you to get the full experience of drinking, which means you have to pay a lot and you can't buy it at certain times.

They just want you to really get the full bit. Yeah. Sucked. He had to take the beer from you? Yeah, I was like, okay. I was like, I'm not coming back. It was not alcoholic beer, and they wouldn't let them buy it. And they said you'd come back in 20 minutes.

It was super emasculating. Bring back by N.A. Are there fragments of alcohol in that, like point? Yeah, but there's that in like. There's that in, like, mouthwash. Yeah, I know. I don't know. We had a performative bit at the stadium.

I went in the line to get pizza. And the lady carded me. Oh, yeah. And said, I was like, she's like, I need to see your ID. I go, why? I'm not getting alcohol. Yeah, but they sell alcohol in this line. So you have to, I have to make sure.

She looked like she was about 80. So she could, you know, as you get older, you confuse people that are younger than you and think they're younger maybe? No. So are they thinking that a 50-year-old is 18 here? What are we thinking? Dude, you just got to be chill

with anybody asking for an ID these days because they don't want to do it. There's cameras all in that stage. So there's some performative A-hole boss she has that sends an old guy to just see if they can walk in this line? Dude, and I bet also legit those cameras because there was a guy who was, there was a guy doing beer up in the 500s,

and this is a very niche. reference but he really reminded me of the pizza delivery guy from home alone he was just really kind of like there he was like uh you know anybody want beer the guys in front of us are like 70 gray hair long gray hair beards and he's like i'm showing us tackling techniques yeah and he's like then then the guy who's selling the beer is probably 50 he's beaten and he's like i got to see your ID. And the guy's like, you got to be kidding me. I look 21. The guy's like, dude, it's my boss. Can you just fucking do it? And they just kept hamming it up. Kept hamming it up. Oh, thanks, buddy. Thanks. I bet that's what he wanted to be doing. Anyways, Adrian Peterson's life is a mess.

Take him in the death pool. If you can. Damn. That seemed quite a leap. he gets arrested like every other year he was arrested back in April at a outside of a or after a Viking draft party for drunk driving who sunk in lower him or Vince Young Vince is on the way back up

yeah we saw the other day he looks good he at least can show up to the cotton bowl and get a check on time for a while he wasn't doing that showing up on time he was there we hung out with him for a while we talked with him for quite a bit what are you doing it was like 10 seconds but he said hey good to see it i think he really meant it when he saw me yeah blake uh did we uh did we go off the air friday before the the salina coach

got got placed on leave yeah so we had the update that like parents were rallying that it was there was more reports that the salina head coach in ad which salina is a powerhouse program at d he had parked his son, I guess, to get his coaching career going on a junior high team, and his son parked cameras in the locker room. And so... Oh, yeah, I did see an update on this. Yeah, it was Friday. Take out the trash Friday afternoon.

They announced that he and the principal at the school where the kid was, are going to be on leave. Because you didn't tell us Friday that he would make the kids do naked jumping? jacks or something right isn't that in there uh i didn't see that i just saw that he was filming it well then i might no hopefully i'm not wrong on that you're probably right what would i'm uh wildly speculating i'm not a journalist naked jumping jacks yeah something like that i i feel like that there's a chance that's kind of funny and not pito would you do some of that For us for a bit.

I don't want to be... What's his point? What's the payoff? Get some more listeners. Not get more listeners. Do you want to help the show? And two band directors along the same front from Cedar Hill placed on administrative leave for seemingly the same sort of deal.

Naked tuba? They made him play naked... Drum line? I remember... I love a nice drum line. Do you? Don't you? Yeah, they had a cool band out there yesterday before the game.

Cowboys don't do that. No, but I typically don't think of the band. Like, you think of the coach, right? At least in my high school, the male coach, he was nailing the hottest girl in our grade. But she was like a freak athlete, and he had like a Z-71. But the band director? I don't know.

I guess they do travel together a lot. I just wouldn't have thought about creepy sex stuff from the band department. Perhaps it's changed over the years. Let's hope it has. But I just remember being in college. The band chicks were D.T. anything. Wow.

Okay. Like I dated a band chick. It was great. I mean, she had appreciation for art, for music, she was cultured. I heard who's the tall Penn and Teller guy, too. Whichever one's the tall guy that talks was saying, like, he was a nerd in high school, and, you know, he was, like, in band, and he's like, all the band nerds are just nailing each other.

Like, he had more sex than any of his jock buddies. That's excellent. But, like I said, that's probably changed. That's excellent. With my kids in band. And HEB is donating a lot of money, $6 million to Food Bay. and meals on wheels because I think the government

just stopped working so nobody can get there but see this is the thing I don't actually know if HB is a good company I know that they always do the right thing for a good headline yes and that's basically all you need to do

at least stay on the positives COVID hits they're covering their employees they're also the central market people right yeah yeah good fish good produce and they do this kind of more yeah more I mean, I'm just saying you could also add this in some performative stuff. Yeah, they seem to always...

But performative, and it's actually helping somebody. It's very performative. Hey, your family died. Have some tortillas. Okay, I think it's... Not what we need right now. H-E-B. It's not just that.

They do have good tortillas. They are excellent. Buttery. They have a lot of left over because they're not selling them anymore in Lubbock. That's right. Ooh, there's a news. Oklahoma State guy loved that He woke up

His eyes have been closed for 15th The Dumb Zone News The Oklahoma State really showed up Like and subscribe Are you giving me the finger? Oh, I thought you gave me the finger Why was he be mad at me? I voted

I voted on them winning And they didn't win They just cover, right? It doesn't matter Yeah, I just move forward. Who does that remind you of? That reminds me of Great call, Blake.

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I think I have at least one viewer mail birthday. So we'll hit that first. Where am I? Do people still drug tests in this day? Do they? I took a drug test to get a job at the ticket. So did I. Well, no, you know what I didn't?

I quit for like eight months. And then I was like, when's a test? When's a test? They're like, what test? I did all that All of that All of that And

You think about Brian Kelly That's a fun one huh Well You do that Make sure we do that Wednesday Many people down there That he yelled that Probably pretty happy about it

Oh think about that Think about that All the little Snide comments he's made Fifty-three million, Dan I'll be moving to Bristol Connecticut we are vamping

all right hey dan hello i hope your trip to denver is going well it is my birthday is it too late for you to mention it during your monday show do i need to email you if so what email this was texted to me because he's been over to the den for a uh watching party

i'll be 54 years old brian whitburn okay he's a good dude he's been over to the dent. B-dub is what we now call him. Monday birthday. All right. This sucks. Why? I don't know.

You get the whole birthday week. Nobody's giving that to you, especially on Halloween week. Ooh, it is Halloween week. Oh, we should mention we're doing a Halloween show at Conne Roso. We should mention that. This week. I have a video in there, too, Clayton, of some people on scooters. Yeah, Friday, what location?

You guys want to? Carrollton. Carleton location. Friday will be a costume party. I've already ordered most of my stuff. Blake, I'm sure you're on yours. I've had mine for a while. It's the give up.

It's the Argyle Eagles defensive coordinator. You should go as the Salina Junior High Coach. So this is just me trying to park the other night. I'll be the coach and you be one of my guys doing jumping jump against. Just for the viewers, for people watching on you. Not only just Charlie. Is it me? That's what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine. All right. So this is just me trying to find a parking spot. It did occur to me at Halloween, but this is just two people in costume on a scooter. Oh, you're behind them. I thought this was like the- No, it's me. Terrence Williams video or something. No, just if you're just out in the neighborhood, there's just people dressed up like whatever.

Which is cool. Double scootering. No, I love it. When I went to my woke vegan restaurant the other day, everybody was all dressed up and shit. Furries? I don't know. One guy was Little Sebastian. I thought that was kind of funny.

I'm scared. See? Others enjoyed that. Oh, let's do this now. Let's call this today in history. Triedant garage doors presents on this day. Get them a little love. Them along with Yochiro.

That's who's... Get you some dip. Bringing us this. Yeah, get that dip. Grease up the garage doors with it. You'll probably ruin your garage door. and then you can have tried to not to fix it. Today in history, October 27th, 1906,

the forward pass legalized. The first authenticated pass completion in a professional game. What happened? I guess I need to go, I need my football history lesson. We're like, all right, we can do it. Yeah, they probably waited a few, like for a few games. They just weren't sure what they were doing.

Yeah. But then... Then 50 years. Yeah, because anytime someone tried to do it, the other team, and just like, pussies. Yeah, that's true, too. On this day in 2002 is the day that Emmett Smith became the NFL's all-time leading rusher.

I was there. Oh, yeah? I was on the field, yeah, chasing them around after the game. That was quite the memory. What were you doing? Shooting for... Camera guy? Yeah, probably working with Rick Renner.

he went into that game needing 93 yards did not know that and ended up getting it was a fourth quarter fall-down moment on this day in 2013 is the day the Lions beat the Cowboys 31 to 30 and Calvin Johnson had how many yards receiving 3 30 329 yeah very good it. Wasn't that one, too, where they had a nice lead at halftime, but then kind of... I confused the two... Or chucking it around, or is that a different?

I confused the Bobby Carpenter game and the Matt Stafford-Jakar Hamilton game. That one was in Dallas. This was Detroit? Yes. Then this is Bobby. Or, no, it doesn't matter. But they had two really bad Lions losses, and I'm pretty sure Calvin went off in both. And do you want another why Hillary lost?

I love these. maybe this isn't it but tell me if this is in there in 2021 on this day the state department said the united states has issued its first passport with an ex-gender designation for a person who does not identify as male or female you know it was a confusing time i don't know that that specifically is it but there was that person who worked for the biden administration she was like the first trans member of the i don't know she's a cabinet member he stole like a ton of money to buy clothes like high-end fashion not great to be the first and then today is october 27th this day in dumb zone history we have a lot so uh let's go back to 2020 i remember a few days ago you guys did the covid press conference and so for the next few weeks it was just how COVID is making you feel and for some reason it made Jake get in the shower with his socks on you just like would lose your mind there was a lot of feet stuff too yeah and then for some reason Dan noted you were talking to your serious doctor like did you

have a funny doctor at the time me Dan Dan I don't recall but if I was probably talking about Dr. Shorn, he's my serious guy. Yeah, so that you're serious guy. And at the time, you were very concerned about COVID. You'd hit you hard and you were not, this was not funny to you, but he was joking about how 5G was spreading COVID. Oh, yeah. You're like, you are my serious doctor.

Doctor doing bits. On this day, yeah, in 2020, the ADT employee set up cameras in different women's homes. Wow. We had him doing a peeping Tom red zone. Yeah, all right, we're going to go over to White Settlement now. It looks like Julie had some great lines in there, too. We go over to Lakewood. She's had three cocktails.

We're going to hop in over here. Oh, that's great. Yeah, that guy was a mastermind. Yeah. Go quad box now, as it is Christmas Eve, even are unlikely as sex havers, are having sex. And then it was this day. in 2020. Obviously, the frustration for him as well is just, you know, look, when he misses him,

nobody, whoops, excuse me, I got something my eye, just had some Tabasco on my finger and one of my eye, and it wasn't good. Hell yeah. Who's that? Mike Nolan. Terrible. Jeez. I'm sorry.

Hang on, guys. We'll do right back. You know what a minute. Dude, Rich Dow Ripples last year. Had to pause the press conference because as their defense was giving up 43 a game, Mike Nolan's getting hot sauce in his eyeballs. That was great.

Des also signed the Ravens Practice Squad on this day in 2020. 2021, I think we had the first, I think this is when we started terming at the Ghost Tour laugh because, Jake, you went to Finway Park. Yep. And you rolled on the tour. And the tour guide was destroying. and everyone just having a great time.

Yeah, there's talk of going to the ghost, or excuse me, on the bus tour today. There's talk. It's him. It's me. He told me this morning he might do. I just want that. Oh, man.

I want two hours of that. Let's skip a hit. Oh, on this day in 2021, Jake drank Norm's backwash for $10. Backwash, it's nothing. Yeah. In 2022, Jake weighed 202 pounds on this day. What are you at now?

I got higher than that, too. I'm not, I'm light, man. I'm at like 175, 175. Damn. Is 202 your biggest? No. I got to like 208. Fine big tub, boy.

How did he did we you weighed yourself in 2022 that's weird It's probably because I had just gotten over 200 or something Oh And I was at the den I used to weigh myself at the den Yeah We did this for a while Oh because I had lost a bunch of weight So I think at that point I might have weighed less than Jake

Yeah And I remember you having a scale in the den Because at your lowest weight you took a picture And in the reflection was your ball sack Yeah and you tweeted it you did you did was I naked

yes really yes I don't remember Dan also this is did you get hard I did this morning when I was looking for you

but I didn't realize that you wear your AirPods when you're on the toilet I was in there cutting audio I know but listening to Shadi or something I was like Dan Dan and I didn't hear anything so I I walked in there and I just saw a leg. I just saw the leg.

At the bathroom door. And I was like, all right. I'll be back later. And then finally, it was this day in 2022 when we were saying Dan's punishment for Picks with Friends would be he had to get a monkey. It was just full on chaos after that. That is one of the great Blake Jones producer moves of all time was getting that monkey up to the station on White Elephant Day for job. That was great. You need to get a monkey?

He'll get you a monkey. And I believe that monkey then died. Yeah, very soon after. Monkeys die. That's the time, too, I think, that I recorded my wife. I was telling her about the monkey, like, as it was serious. Our show could have been so much better if this had not happened. And she went nuts, like she didn't want a monkey because she thought I was serious and stuff.

And so then we played it on the air, and I said when we played it on the air, I go, look, my wife doesn't know I'm secretly recording her and if she did she'd be very upset so let's not mention any of this folks please you know this fun we just had all the laughs we just had we want that to continue it's like let's say one of the bros who listens to us out here in Colorado happens to see me and I'm getting close to a lady

you're gonna go bros right we're bros if a female listener is getting whatever she needs. I'll cover for her too. It was just weird. She was in a full referee uniform.

Anyway, yeah. Look, honey. So, yeah, somebody, then she comes home going, so-and-so at work said they heard you playing audio of me getting upset about a monkey. You were recording me behind my back?

And then it was this big thing about the trust and marriage and all this. And I'm like, oh, all right, well, skip. I was just going for funny. It's also, the last time we heard that sort of audio on the show. Right, she said, you have to promise me right now

that you won't record me without me knowing and stuff. And I'm like, but if I record you and you know, then you're not going to, you know, it won't be funny. And she said, you have to promise me. And so I did. Here's that audio. Here's me. I promise.

Is that it? That was a dozy. There's a lot. All right, other birthdays today, we have Rick Carlisle, 66. He rules. Ryan Flonoy is 26. Remember when he had that one good game? I knew that.

That was his breakout. Here he comes. A force. I knew that yesterday because I saw Ted Emmerich's notes for the game, and he had that on one of his notes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Now, did he bring that up during the game? No, because he's a good broadcaster. That's what I was going to say.

Understood. Like, when you are broadcasting, you don't have to bring up every note that you write down. And you would think certainly Ted Emmerich knows that because of his years in the game. How about Jim Nance? Like, they're going to break. And I feel like he's just forcing notes. Is this a forced note? Let's see.

Speaking of Giovante, he wears a number that is legendary in Dallas. Tony Dorsets, he met Tony for the first time last week, said he'd make him proud. And he has here in the end zone for a cowboy touchdown. Yeah, that's... I don't think that fit. Nope. But he had just scored a touchdown, so I got to get this note in. What if I have a note about R.J. Harvey, that's not anything about his mom won't.

And the Broncos Longest Rush versus the Cowboys this year belongs to Archie Harvey His quarterback Bo Nix told us this week He could be a superstar one day We just saw flashes of it

That's not even interesting No He could be like why would you even keep Yes What does Bo Nix fucking know? Second year quarterback How about let's just wait Also did you guys know that they're way high up there

super high elevation so if we could just roll that or all the tunes indicating again and again what was that one? You too is it not that's in the stadium all day

elevation it's like you already forced a shit on my iPod 15 years ago let it go no I'm not gonna let it go it was free it was not gonna okay

if somebody comes up and shoot you in the face and they're like I did that for free that's not an excuse to salt. Peerless Price is 49. Damn, dude.

I definitely bought stock after his years of Tennessee. National champion, right? Was he? Did you know he was a cowboy? That's what I'm saying. Okay, no. Seven-game cowboy. Yeah.

Did not know that. Parcells. I'm pretty sure, no. Lanzo Ball is 28. Oh, and they're going to, whoa. Andrew Bynum is 38 That is a tough career Lou Williams is 39

Left the bubble To go to he said a funeral But the funeral was at Magic City strip club During COVID To eat? To eat lemon pepper wings Lemon pepper Lou Brady Quinn is 41 So yes

He was drafted So the Cowboys one year traded their first round pick for a second and next year's first to the Browns. Because the Browns got horny. They want this year's 2007, maybe. They wanted the Cowboys' first round pick because the Brown's always looking for quarterback, so they draft Brady Quinn with the 22nd overall pick. And because they're the Browns, that's certainly going to be a great pick next year, right? Romeo Cronnell, that's a good trade for the Cowboys.

That's won a win for Jerry. Except, like it was the only time they actually had kind of a good record. So they go 10 and 6 that year. And the Cowboys get the 22nd pick the next year, which turned into Felix Jones. Damn. Brady Quinn is not quite Matt Linerd, but he's a guy that now when I look at him, like, wait, that's not the one who beat the guy up, right? Like, they're both in the mix of being Mark Sanchez to me on first glance.

Like, oh, didn't you tell me Mark Sanchez was back out yesterday? Did you see back on Twitter? Mark Sanchez? A former teammate died. Nick Mangold. Yeah, we were. So Nick Mangold, legendary offensive linemen for the Jets, he had an organ fail. I believe it was it, was it a kidney?

so he put out the call maybe two weeks ago like hey i have no family left you know i need a match jets nation if there's anything you can do for me i'm literally dying and then he died because there aren't that many jets fans truth be told if you were a cowboy fan he would be alive today there's about seven or eight NFL franchises that could have got that done for you and the jets are not one of them it's a tough thing to realize you're there's not all that many fans of your uh yeah mark sanchise jumped on twitter to show his uh condolences how are the replies well people wishing him well and just hoping he recovers well it's twitter yes and then it turned into just people upset at the people who are just treating mark sanchez you know like the whole thing this one stabs at your heart

yeah what did he expect come on man Lee Greenwood is 83 he has a new Bible actually the guy in Oklahoma who made them adopt the Trump Lee Greenwood Bible stepped down for what well he was watching porno at work

but I think it might have been I did that today a witch hunt you did do that today but she was named blake jones yeah could i hook up with her just knowing her name is blake jones and that she likes that other black guy so much we we've uh i think we've mentioned this before but like the era of dan at work putting porn on my computer was relentless like wasn't it fun it was every time i went to the bathroom which is every break Yeah, I'm in every break, guys.

Every time he would come in and my computer faced the glass window. It's a window. And that was our boss's office. And I would come in. He would have nothing to talk to me about. He would be sitting over in the corner of the room kind of like looking over at me, waiting for me to unsleep my computer. And then it would just be Lois getting gang bang for family guy.

He's just over there. What? What happened? Or gay beage or something. Oh, yeah. No, it would be like a 69, I didn't know you could do between two dudes. What? What are you looking at?

Like, dude, this is on the company Wi-Fi. Well, it wasn't me getting in trouble. I know. Marlon Maples is 62. Trump? Trump's ex-wife, one of them, second, I think. Simon LeBahn is 67. Don't know it.

He's with somebody like. Duran Duran. Okay. Kelly Osborne is 41. What's she up to? She's on TV? Was she on the view? Yeah, for a while.

People watching that stuff? Oh, my goodness. She is way too skinny. Ooh. What happened there? The Big O. That's an unfortunate look. Dumb's on birthday of the day.

Kind of light pickings, if we're not going to use any of sports birthdays. So I went with Matt Drudge is 59. Pioneer, if nothing else. Boy, I bet Matt Grimm used to live on the Drudge report. No. Born in the Stay Now Dead, Theodore Roosevelt, the original Teddy Ball game. Seems like one of the cool ones, but...

John Gotti, the Mafia guy. Scott Weiland. STP. That was a big one for you. Yeah. I bet. How did he die? Drugs.

Pretty sure. that was a kind of elongated death and Edith Haysman she was the oldest survivor of the Titanic born in 1896 died in 1997 she in the movie also died of a drug overdone

actually was the autoerotic exfixation do ladies ever die of that boy you don't really hear about it you're choking yourself out while you're You don't hear about it as much. I don't know. I want to be able to tell my daughters, you too.

I mean, I guess like I said, like we just referenced, there are like gangbangs, but in general you don't hear of women just trying to hurt themselves to up the ante like dudes do. Like, what if I wrap this around it and tie this to a door? I don't know. It seems like it's our curse.

Dead on this day, still dead. We have Joe Necro. Of the leagues? Of the leagues. And we have a Kempspin that says, well, I don't know if this is a Kempspin. Hit me. 2018, Vichal Srivad Hanapraba. Is it?

The owner of Lester City. Oh. Maybe that's not a Kempspin. No, that's a horrible story, right? He had a... He was like he had a helicopter. He was taken off or maybe landing at some big team event and it just crashed and he died, right?

Maybe it was like they showed a video of it leaving the one side of the stadium, but then it crashed on the other, and you just saw it like the explosion? Yeah. So that could have been faking death, because you never really saw, you just saw the explosion. I hope Jerry doesn't die in a helicopter. It's really anticlimactic.

You want him to be falling out of it? No, I want to know when he's going. Would that be funny? It would be funny. What if they had him do the... This guy doesn't be falling out of it? He comes right under the star. Look at him like the Nuggets mascot, where he just goes a limp halfway down.

He's on a helicopter a lot, folks. And that's what happened on this day in history. It's true. Thanks to Yokiro. Thanks to Yokiro. Thanks to Trident for having us out here. Thanks to Frankel and Frankel. they could bring us closing remarks.

214 or 817, then you bow all threes. We've mentioned them already today a little bit, but be getting an accident. If you're in a helicopter with Vivish, Karmapati. You get drilled by a Blake Drive, form tackled by an 80-year-old Broncos fan, any sort of personal injury.

214, 817, 33, 33, 33. They'll suit the pants off of that guy. You want to hear what it sounds like when they're just having fun, scoring points? We've almost scored half as much as you didn't last game. All right, so now it's 14-0, right? Or 14-3. That's an important three.

Last week, they scored all their points in the fourth quarter, right? We've almost scored half as much as you didn't last game. That's kind of scary going to do the first quarter. If we continue to doing this, it's going to be 114 to 2. Three, three, yeah, yeah. There's your elevation song. Elevation, we continue doing this shit. It's going to be 114 to 2.

All right, it's three, three. Let me be correct about the hypothetical score here. Yeah, it's fun. Just watching other people have football fun. Is that every time they score they play that song? Like literally every time? Dude, it felt like it was, yeah, and it was a lot. There was a lot of score.

It was killing me. What's the thing they do that Shadi was saying? prepared for it? Incomplete. Yeah, cool, but it didn't seem like that would affect players at all. Can I tell you, no, a bit that I like that they have, I didn't record it, but, you know, it's from the makers of Texas, fight, or boomer sooner. They have a fake pong game for each side of the stadium, so when it's on one side,

you like that bit? I like anything that gets both sides going back and forth. Like, it's very college football, and I'd never seen it done with the Pong thing before. I don't know, they're trying different stuff in there. The Cowboys have Michael Irvin yelling, which is great, and then what? The Marriachi Band. Yeah, the Marriachi Band's fine. That's been in every game staple this year.

It's not bad. What about the artwork? What about the artwork? Commissioned by Sean Payton's wife. You got any closing remarks for us, Fitz? I have a safe trip back to stay south when you're driving home. What do you mean by that? Don't head straight east, just like when I told you to come up.

Just hug the mountains for three or four. And, like, go straight down to, like, Pueblo. Don't drive an east. Why? Because it's miserable. Okay. I just want to get, what's quickest? We don't care about it.

We're talking, like, four minutes difference. And it is not going to, you're not going to miss those four minutes. I promise you. Okay. Well, I'm not looking out the window that much. Matt is. We're going the good way. We're hugging the mountains?

He's got it down. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, but we got to stick to the speed limit. well you know what time are we leaving what time would you suggest leaving why are you asking him no i'm asking uh fit i mean early right that's what i'm saying he got a show to go to though right two you want to leave it two i'll i can't do you're not leaving it too just just straight stay up straight through no i'm not uh six we're going to leave it six dallas time

okay i don't go with the room amarillo you guys remember like When your parents are fight at dinner, right? And you're like, I don't know who's going to hit somebody here? I thought I'm giving a lot by giving you 5 a.m. here. Don't look at me, bro. I don't care. I will go to ICP tonight, live with the juggaloes. Stay up and leave whenever you guys want.

Well, if you guys leave before I get up, I'll find my way home. Okay. Get a live scooter. Your scooter is not going to take you the whole way. Thank you guys so much. This has been a ton of fun. Better than we ever expected. Adios. We've got to go before this becomes a zoo.

Thank you for watching my video. Subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my video. forever the dizzy crew is at it again and this time we actually have a plan this time we're driving no one here is flying gonna get up early and stay up late whatever happens we will accept our fate we are not gonna be a dumb ass let's stop in do mass and get some cheetos doritos and all's up's burritos we pull up to the diving bar! Neon signs and a beat-up car Jake says to the subbies hey come on in here hang with us and now buy you a beer is he the real

deal jack prescott or is he no better than rowdy the mascot is brandy gonna give us a 69 that would just be divine but we really want a seven day oh good god that we haven't really want a seven day oh oh good god that would be heavenly Saturday. So we invited us to come out and play. Pikes Peak Guard and other guy, man, a two-incline. We're going to be really high and it's so fine. Pulling into Colorado Springs to take about a hundred swings. Never get the feeling you can't go on. Just remember whose side it is that you're wrong. You got friends with you till the end. If you're ever in a toe, situation will be there with no hesitation brotherhoods are rule we cannot be

is he a real deal that Cress got or is he no better than Roddy the mascot is Brandon gonna give us a 69 that would just be divine but we really want a seven day Good God that we haven't let Really want a 70 Good guy that would be heavenly Sunday morning and we're all up early Going to Red Rocks for a workout surely Clayton and Blake can't make it out

But Jake and Matt are gonna have a badass workout Cowboys and Broncos on pace for another 40-40 time All 70K in the stadium want to know how Did the Broncos bark the Cowboys? Oh, the Cowboys break the Broncos. Break the Broncos. Please tell us on your show, boys. The trip is done and we had a blast.

We did a lot, but that sure went fast. We had some fun and didn't crash. Tons of hot spice and only Dan had Durant. Can't wait to do it all again. Not sure how soon it will be all. It will be Austin, always here to make the drive. Doing my part to help the dumb zone thrive.