The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 10-30-25 | The Mavs vs. Stars lawsuit and DeeZ Picks with Cirque du Sirois

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDan is in love with the Irsay daughters and their power and good football team. DeeZ Picks is a wild ride ending with guessing state flags... who knew Dan wouldn't get this one. And monkeys are on the loose at Spirit Warehouse stores and getting taken out escaping a wrecked truck (00:00) - Open: Halloween show tomorrow at Cane Rosso (12:32) - Sports: The Irsay daughters (32:27) - DeeZ Picks: Week 9 (01:04:07) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:41:51) - News: Monkeys on the loose (01:52:18) - Phillip Kingston on the Mavs vs. Stars lawsuit (02:10:39) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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So today never listen, I'm going to listen to the dumb zone. So today's day is now matched up with our day and the real world, right, right. Yesterday was like our Tuesday, but today's our Thursday. Whereas the Cowboys are off. They're on a different... Like today's their Wednesday. Yeah, I don't know how all that works. Thursday.

But they got a Monday and then a week off. So that's got to make it a little different too. But for our intent and purposes, it means picks as today. Picks with the Sorroys, these picks. We will pick games. Hey, boys, boys. Yeah? Just hop on.

See, he's bragging about picks when we both know that he just types into his gay little chat, GBT. Tell me which picks to pick so I can win. You're so like Grady. Hey, whatever's keeping us afloat. Yeah, I was going to say. I'm happy. Thank you.

You know, again, I don't like the idea of the lowest guy on one team going. into the other team for a payoff, only that it doesn't make me feel like a team. Like if the shittiest Cowboys player, you're like, okay, well, you don't go to the playoffs now that we're, I don't know, it just, I want a team thing, I want a team thing. I don't want to be rooting, I don't want to be playing against each other type thing. It feels like there's a scenario where we figure all this out before we start the season. And I'm not in last place, so you would think I'd be. Maybe next year we'll do that.

But it's interesting if we entered the last place thing in the first place relegation and promotion system to keep it interesting. But if we just act like we're doing it all year and then don't, I guess it served its purpose. Yeah. I really feel close to you too. I want to be locked in as a team.

Doct in as a team, you might say. Today we are not in the Game Day Men's Health Studio. You already mentioned Gameday.Dumbzone.com We are high atop my garage and not only is my roof provided by Qualis roofing

so is today's sit-in, right? Esteban? Is that your bit? You got a roof? Yes, I did. By Qualis. Is it still on there? Did it blow off? Yesterday is pretty windy day. It's been pretty windy.

Sometimes the roof will just blow off, the whole roof. Yeah, no. Still there, quality roof from Qualis. They actually did come through for me. We had a leaky roof, and insurance didn't want to pay for it. Scoundrels. Qualis took care of it all. And then at the end, my wife was like, I'm glad you knew who to call.

There you go. Keep your wife happy. Now your wife thinks you know things. Right. And you don't. You're an idiot. It's Esteban, and you brought someone? I did.

And wait, who's your buddy? Do we not, does he not want to be identified? He can be identified. I think we wanted to have him and Blake hash it out. I don't know if there was an argument there. Okay, we could do that at the end of the program. Yeah, Grady and I got in a fight on air on the ticket like 10 plus years ago. We've had our battles back and forth via email.

I think he has a son born the same. day is mine. We're more similar than we were than we were different. Well, we're just happy Esteban has chosen us over a grill. Did you tell her about the grill? Yeah, you had the opportunity to get a Trigger grill. But they've been omitted. You don't have to tell them everything. Yeah. That's not lying if you just don't say anything. Omit. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. I don't want to do this all the time either. But you've heard the saga of my buzzing refrigerator, and then I kind of told you last week how it was actually just dead the day before we went to Denver. I was very upset that it didn't happen the day after I went to Denver. Then I wouldn't have had to clean it up. I would have just had to hear about it. But, you know, that's just static on the other end of the phone. I wouldn't have paid attention to that. Well, it's dead.

It is not to be revived. And I'm going to buy a fridge. generally I would go to a client list you know one of our advertisers I don't think Qualis is selling fridges I'm not sure at Trident Garage Doors has a bunch of fridges they've uh you know so I will just throw it out

if anybody works for or if you know a buddy or I'm gonna buy it I'm not asking for I mean if you want to give me a ton of free fridges I will certainly take them but I'm just saying we got a lot of people listening a good network of people you've got to a buddy you got a friend you sell fridges yourself uh hit me up can i add one bracket dan at uh hotmail i feel like we need a tree trimming service so if you a month not even just advertise if you have one yeah just something that's good but i i'd rather give my money to someone who listens that's what i

mean right or their family or friend than uh blake you got any services yeah yeah maybe just a pest service or something yeah i just i hate bugs Don't want them in my house. All right. Well, there we go. We're done with that. Picks later, viewer mail later. I want to jump right into something.

I want to make sure we mention tomorrow. Oh, right here at the start, where everyone is still locked in. We have the Dumb Zone premiere live event, P.L.E. Out at the Connie Rousseau and Carrollton, we'll jump at 1130. There is a costume encouraged. There will be a $100 gift card if you're the type who, only plays for prizes and rewards, but if you're the type who plays for pride, just come on out. I'm very excited about my costume.

$100 gift card and a free dive-in t-shirt. Free dive-in t-shirt, can't a lucy. I see a can of lucy, possibly a half bottle of vodka. I was going to keep that, Lucy. With a free table. All right. But yeah, I'm fired up. Yeah, we've got a free table up here in the den now. I had to ask some questions of, like, how racist is this costume to people who might be in the offended group, and they gave me a thumbs up. Oh.

Yeah. You just need one of everybody. Find a black guy, find a Jewish guy, find a Latino guy, find an Asian, and just ask them, is this okay? Will Blake take part in wearing a costume tomorrow? I've told you what I'm going to be. You ever have the teenager come up to your door, and they're like, yeah, I'm a student. Yes.

All right. They're not wrong. Oh, now you're going to side with them. That's what you should do. What you should do, you should go. You should go. He's just have some fun once. You should have some fun.

And speaking of having fun, your big Argyle guy, I have an idea. I think you should go as a high school coach, or maybe a junior high coach, but in Salina. I don't have a Salina shirt. We could get you one. I'll do the jumping jacks for you. He'll do the jumping jacks. Because I think T.C. I'm going to try to get T.C. to dress up with me.

So Dan's a little. You're being a duo? I'm going to try. I talked to Julie, and this is yesterday. She's like, do you want to do a duo thing? She says, I did a duo with my husband. husband went to a party last week. She's a chip, and he was salsa.

Okay. So I don't know what to do with that. No, it's not great, but it's not horrible. But I'm grading on a curve here, you know. I'm in the top 1% here. Of? Of costumes and group costumes. I mean, I've done, I've killed it every year.

Wow. What a brag. That's not even humble, though. I thought you guys know this. I thought you might have just laid off a little and self-deprecating. When you put in the work, right? Is Otani supposed to act like, typically other people judge your work, not yourself.

It's been judged. You want others to call you the goat. It's been judged. Wait, name yourself King James. I feel like Playboy Bunny and Playboy Playmate as if you're going to do just a husband-wife combo is better than Chip and salsa. I was fully sluged out.

Wait, Bunny and Playmate are the same thing. Excuse me, my wife was Hugh Hefner. Oh, okay. And I got slutty. Now, is that not, you cannot dress as a lady in Texas. That is not encouraged. I know, right? Even if it's for...

Which bathroom would you use? That's a great question. I don't know. I'd want you in mind, dude. All right, so Kanye Rousseau is tomorrow. We're still doing that? Yeah, man. Carrollton.

Is that close enough to Argyll for you? You get a bolt to Argyll right after the show? Yep. Who do we got? And luckily, I'll already be dressed. Great Vine. Ooh, I don't know I don't think they have much

No, they don't care You're just going to roll them What's the spread? The Blake spread Three touchdowns Probably 27 and a half Wow What if Graefind hears this

How quickly What if Backdoor Bartel How quickly would Blake Quit this job If they experienced like Two losing seasons Where it's not just Quit our job or the Argyle job?

Like he's so He's a homer. Oh, I know, but imagine, like, that job. That's why I jumped on that Cowboys radio thing. That job is fun, or this. But it's only fun because he's in, like, one of the top ten programs in the state. Is that sure? Are they that good?

Yeah. Like Powerhouse. Yeah, multiple rounds in the playoffs every year. That's guaranteed. Love of the game is those boys out there calling two and eight down three scores in first quarter. When they're going 13 and one or two. every year, then, yeah, come to practice. Yeah, let's do interviews and let's be on

the radio, but not, yeah, if they were three and seven and done after ten regular season games, I doubt I'd get access. Well, let's do some sports. Do it. Jump into it. When's the sorrows? No. Okay. Whenever Mike wakes up. Oh, yeah, I like that.

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Veteran and first responder owned. The first responder got all mad because the veteran. and put veteran-owned in the copy. And then there's this big battle, man. Oh, you should have seen it. Amazing. Where am I? Oh.

So let's give you the story. So there's a viral clip going around this week. And you know how these things work out. The clip is actually from like six or seven months ago. So we're going to go beyond the clip. Is that what we call this? Beyond the clip. There's a clip out there, and I wanted to hear more.

And I might be in love. Uh-oh. With Carly Ursay Gordon. You better back off, Buster. Uh-oh. Are you in on this? Carly Ursay Gordon, 45 years old, is the co-owner and the CEO of the Indianapolis Colts.

The name Robert Ursay, you know that well. Wasn't he the guy that actually paid exorbitant amount of money for the original, like, Alcoholics Anonymous book? No, that's Jim Erse. Robert Erseye is her grandfather. Oh, I'm sorry, the granddaughter, did I say that? But Jim Ursay is the, because I think it's important, because this is, it's not a full, grow it, or sow it, blow it. But like Robert Eursay was, if I recall, pretty respected. You know, he was like a long-time, hardcore NFL.

Jim Eersay was a wild card of the highest order, yes. He seemed to be blowing it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Addiction battles his entire life. But part of that purchased the original manuscript of Alcoholics Anonymous, along with like, I don't know, 40 guitars that I saw they're selling yesterday. They just want to get rid of all of it, which is very cool.

Like, your dad bought all this dumb stuff, and you're like, that was fine. We weren't going to tell him while he was alive, but nobody wants all this shit. Yeah. So, yeah, he was insane. And she seems to be, they seem to be a little, a little bit of a course correct back to normal. It seems that way. So they, yes, she's the co-owner along with her two sisters. Oh, God, so hot.

Sertle down over there. It's an NFL team owned by three milts. What am I supposed to do with that? Carly is the oldest, and her other sisters are Casey and Kalin. So they kind of did the same. Jesus Christ. Don't put pictures over up here. Take that down.

Same inflection for everybody. What do we have a picture? Put it back up for Dan. I've seen plenty. But her name does not start with a K. No. Like Kalins and Casey's is a C also. So the viral clip, I'll play that last, and I got extended viral clip last,

is about the fact that she will stand on the sideline wearing a headset during games. Like, just picture that if this was Stephen Jones. Keep going. Picture if it was Jerry. You know, whatever. Why wouldn't, why not Charlotte? I mean, I know it's easy to make a daughter thing. This lady is the, she's the principal owner.

She is the chosen one. She's like the oldest son. She's like Kendall or whatever. She's been earmarked. And so I went back and, like, where did this viral clip come from? It actually came from the press conference that these three girls, women, held immediately after the death of Robert, Jim. Jim Eersay, their dad. And it's clear.

who is the boss. Carly speaks so well, she seems to be in charge. We have a vocal fry sister, and then we have other, the youngest sister is seemingly shy and not very comfortable with the microphone. So at least watching this press conference,

you're like, oh, if I didn't tell you who was the one who is the main, going to be the main owner, you would have picked it already. so carly uh i believe this might be vocal fry sister i mean you'll be able to tell when i play the audio but let me play you a few cuts and then we'll get to the the big one i just thought this was interesting when the sisters were just talking about this was in their opening remarks before they took questions um the horseshoe the horseshoe okay the horse shoe basically represented so

much to our dad. And I think we all know is just growing up with it. In fact, we all have the same horseshoe tattoo, which my dad had as well. Is that odd to you? No, it's not odd. I'm turned on. They each have a horseshoe tattoo that they match with their dad. Can you see you and your two kids someday having a matching tattoo? Without a doubt. In fact, I would say that's probably likely. And it would become 100% if I owned a football team that I was passing on to them. yeah that's without a doubt and you know the cool thing about it is usually this is why jerry's interesting right most of the guys who run NFL teams are pretty tight-ass like weirdos who would never get a tattoo but then you occasionally get jim Mersay or arkansas jerry and it's uh by the way

quick time out on this report the uh the daughter casey she might be the uh she might be vocal for i but i'm not sure she is uh her last name is foyte yeah casey foy she's married to a j foythe the uh like long time i thought a j foyts like 70 this is a j foythe fourth who at one point um was a race car driver he raced indy but since 2010 he's been a scout for the colts oh wow how do you get that he went from race car drive. Like his Wikipedia, he's got to be the only one where it says he's an American professional football scout and former race car driver. He's a scouting assistant for the Colts and drove in the IndyCar and briefly the NASCAR

Bush series. From a family who doesn't need money, multimillion, like these guys all mixed together, right? His dad, AJ Floyd is the, yeah. He's in the Dukes of Hazard movie. They just put him on staff and not as like a business guy. They put him on staff and said, grade some tape. That means he goes to some games. I know, but it's still.

They give him an expense account to travel the country and go to different games. Dude, how great is his life? He's married to one of the daughters? Yeah. So what we're going to find here is that maybe a lot of football families, they have their own little bingo. Let's listen. We're grieving the death of our father,

but as we process this transition, we feel energized. Process, I feel like, is always a buzzword. No, okay, keep going. You'll know it when you hear it. Okay. We feel energized, and we want to continue his legacy and bringing home another Super Bowl for the city of Indianapolis. And our family has always been about a fake family and football, of course.

So we hope to continue that. They went to the same Etsy shop. Yes, I don't know. No, because some of the stuff your dad was into didn't seem like any of the three of those things. It hits different, though, when a lady says it, it kind of sounds like normal. Yeah, then when your head coach is saying it.

Yeah. You're like, you Instagram, real. Okay, this was, I'm going to say not ghost to her laugh. This might get real laughs. But a reporter is going to ask them a question about just some stuff that they've learned from their dad type thing. One thing to Jim always says, he learned a lot from his father

how to be an owner the good and the bad if you could tell he learned a lot from his father how to be an owner good and the bad what would you take away from what he has tried

to impart to you guys the good and maybe a few things to stay away from well maybe tweeting yeah I thought that's one of your favorite things about Jim Mersays Yeah, he'd get wild on Twitter

He absolutely He absolutely would Let me play this out Maybe you could find us Well, maybe tweeting So that's level-headed Daughter Carly

Comes up with that And you're going to hear Vocal Frye daughter Jump in as well I don't know We haven't We have Twits my waist

I knew I like this work You can do it Yeah We haven't just I was going to run I want I'm tweeting Well, and I thought we were joking about that earlier

because I'm responsible for introducing him to Twitter, so. Thanks. Thanks. So, yes, vocal fry daughter, dad, let's say, look at this. Maybe you should do Twitter. You should get on here. And he's like, oh, okay. And then the level-headed one is over there, like, you know,

looking at the playbook trying to figure out. Yeah. Maybe we don't. Yeah. Well, they told it. Like, I've said many times you should put your dad on Twitter, and you're like, absolutely not. No, no.

That's not going to help things. They told Jim, and he decided in December of 2010 to tweet, I know it's a sin, but I have a crush on Sarah Palin's feet. This is the owner of the Colts. He speaks for all of us. All right. Now, here's the viral one. Now, the viral part is kind of in the middle here,

but I wanted to give you the context of before and after. I really like what she's... I don't know. It's very interesting. She's the new owner of the Colts. She's 45 years old. And it just feels like this has to be the youngest owner in the NFL, right? Even like the...

I think the Titans owner is a lady, but it might be the wife of the guy. So she's an old. Yeah. If I'm not mistaken. Anyway. Carl, we've seen you with the headset on the sidelines. So this is a reporter. We've seen you with the headset.

on the sidelines. Apparently, this is a thing she had done last year, whatever, but we just never really cared about it because it's not, the Colts were not a good team. And now we're at a point where we're not sure if they're a good team, but they got a really good record. And you know how these things work? If this team goes on to do some really good things,

it is a copycat type thing. And you're going to see other executives or something. somebody at least wearing a headset, will it be on the sideline or just up in the booth? Because I would imagine GMs have the headsets up in the booth. Yeah, but maybe not. They can be on, I would imagine. But we've always heard Jerry can hear it, but not like pipe into it. And standing on the sideline just hits different as well.

Anyway. Carla, we've seen you with the headset on the sidelines. I'm just curious your biggest takeaway from doing that and your intimate involvement with practices and games and kind of what you've gleaned from that experience. I was waiting for someone now, so. I'm just joking. So it was, I think, honestly, like everyone knew my dad was a little bit, as Keown said, Goodwired, or we're all kind of weird us.

The ones from the service for those that were there. But I think one of the things that I learned in going through, even as back as when we hired Chuck Vagano, is, That sort of accelerated my I need to learn more about this. I need to be able to say is this person full of BS do they even know what they're talking about? And I think one of the things that being on the headset has really helped me learn is to the question earlier, it's such a complex organism of football team and how it operates and on game day. And you could say, oh, that person ran that route wrong when you learn to find, oh,

someone tagged the wrong wide receiver and it wasn't really the player's fault. It was the person I called it. And it's never, I think that's been a very valuable, because it also helps us be able to know where do we need to make tweaks, what resources do we need, what do we need to fix? So much of it comes down to just how we operate and how things work. And the headsets are really, I wish, more, I would suggest it for anyone else, that has to pay coaches and GMs, millions and millions of dollars,

it helps you make a less expensive mistake potentially. It sounds very smart. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty similar to how you hear, like, Howie Roseman talk. I perversely listen to the Eagles GM quite a bit, and that's how he talks, like just understanding the whole thing, really understanding the whole thing. And, like, I don't know, sometimes it feels like Jerry.

talks like that's his bit, but it's not even close to his bit. We know it's not because he's at the X games during the Senior Bowl, and he's given quotes to the Wall Street Journal today in jest, I'm sure, but where he's like, I think I've uncovered $100 billion in gas. That's why I'm on the phone with you right now instead of fixing this Cowboys defense. You know what? She's not doing that. Like, she's probably got some charity shit going on, but she's not, that lady's more dialed in

on her football team than Jerry ever has been because he's got 10 other things going on. I agree because they elsewhere in this press conference didn't cut it, but they did kind of say, you know, this is our family business. This is it. There is not some other thing. This is why we're this invested.

You know, some people could just... Like, can I tell you how frustrating it is to think you brought up like the Kendall thing earlier and as yesterday you were talking about like Tom's going to do news? the crazy thing is like Stephen who it would totally make sense if he just said you're in charge of the football team like I am but you are but instead Stephen's also in Comstock and he's also in blockchain and he's also like they don't even have one for each thing yeah like all of them do multiple things and it would seem to me that the easy way to do this would it be like I have a kid who does this a kid who does this a kid who does this and then you would get the same result that the Colts have where one member at least is dialed in. The Cowboys don't even have a single person whose only job it is to do football

in that family. It's weird. I wonder how it's going to play out after Jerry's gone. Because it's not like, I mean, this is like a bit of a youth infusion as well. Yeah. I think when Stephen takes

over it won't feel like that. Yeah. He'll been there a long time, he'll have been involved, and he'll be old, because Jerry, Jerry's going to, Jim Erse was not that old when he died. Like, Jerry's definitely, he wasn't even 70. Out kicking that. So, in fact, was Jim Ursay older than Stephen is now? Boy, that's a great question. He was 65. I bet Stevens in his, it is around that low 60s. Around 60. Yeah. Yeah, it's, I want them to do well. Like, I want this to work out.

It's just a cool story. I feel like it's more likely than not that they end up losing like seven of nine games or whatever they have left. Not with Daniel Jones, the MVP. He has been very good. Better than expected. A couple quick ones. here. Did you guys, I know you don't have

World Series interest, but notes, you know that we have a player on each team that'll get a ring either way. I always like those stories. What there was traded? Yeah. Between teams that year? They'll, but they were on both teams. Right, that's what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So, do they get playoff shares as well?

Well, neither one of them are even active. Oh. But, so I don't know how that works either, but we'll get a ring. Who is it? Jose Arrania and I think Buddy Kennedy. I've never heard of Buddy Kennedy. Is Toronto ruining the national narrative? I mean, it's so funny.

Like this morning, you read the articles, and it's like, I mean, two days ago, two days and three games ago, whatever, it was like, it was fait accompli. Like, this is the new. And it wasn't fair because the Dodgers spent so much. Now I'm reading these articles this morning where it's like, not only do the Dodgers appear screwed in this series, They need to take a hard look at the future because they're stuck with this guy

and this guy and this guy. Like, what? I don't know. I think they'll figure it out, but it's pretty badass to have a dude. Blue Jay's pitcher, just a rookie, just go out there twice in the playoffs

and just be effing nails. There was a world where I thought Jack Leiter might be that this year. To no avail? What are we doing? Keep rolling. Only one's here. Let's start her up.

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Or if they hire a teacher that's like above a six, take out an insurance policy on her too. Yeah, age matters. Yeah, for sure. So we understand Cash-Seroy will be with us on his own schedule. Right? As euse. Trust me, he'll take any opportunity that he can to let you know how busy he is.

is we're finding that out i'm just uh guys today just uh in the weeds man just under water just dog paddling life man just gonna show up just gonna show up to the show you guys handle it all yeah just gonna wing it i'm i'm coming in hot today man i don't have time to pick over 30% winners i don't have time the only thing better and more useful than a guy who works very hard is a guy who won't shut the fuck up about it so he is always value that above all He is a leader of grind culture Even worse, he's also doing keto I've been there

That's the real complaint Some crossfit in there I'm so grumpy I don't eat that I'm on I'm on keto right now I don't drink my calories Man That's an electric vehicle guy

Fucking How about those dolphins Gluten free? Yeah showtime Tonight baby You guys doing a Party Yeah we might

might have to get one going real quick what a game last week shocking right I mean I'm at please lose and was mad that they beat the Jets for their one win prior to last week because what the fuck are we doing at this point but I don't know yes

they looked like a whole team and what does it mean like you have your eye on the first overall pick in the draft 100% and here they are I want to trade everyone That's where you get the first pick

And then I keep effing it up I got to remember though When picking these games wrong Like I've been doing I got to remember of course Andy Dalton That should always be a rule Never bet on Andy Dalton But Kirk Cousins came in as well last week

And I guess he's that done I didn't think he was I saw a funny thing midweek That said there was a report that he was looking to be traded to a team that would let him play. But I don't know if that's BS or not because it was on Internet. Anyway, let us pick some games.

Let's look at the standings. Yeah. As when we look at the Cirque de Soroy, who have a program tonight on YouTube, would that be correct? Thank you. That's right. Eight o'clock.

It's our very special Halloween spooktacular. And what does that mean? Well, I know you'll be different. things to different people. Okay. We have games, costumes, candy. But you're sticking with the name, though.

On the heels of what happened last week? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, what do you mean last week? By the way, I was clear. We figured it out. It was, and they got.

Said incredibly quickly. I don't know, man. And they got it. No. It is. Yes. Okay. Yes. Okay.

There is an in there somewhere and a G. I had to find the G. I spent a whole week. Where is this G? How did I end up in such a hard G? It's got. It's not and they had or and they have. It's and they got.

Why did you have a cool hanging from your lip when you were doing the live? Dude. And then he spent like 20 minutes on Tuesday pardoning himself. I heard a little something about that. Thanking the people who pardon me. He thanked the NAACP. They needed to. The DFW chapter.

He was down. For their thorough investigation and decision to clear me. And I would like to thank them again. Okay. So it's our show versus your show. Totally, we have picked 240 games. So you have to have 120 to be at 500. Our show has 118, correct, winners.

Your show, 107. So we're back to 11 games behind, but anything can happen each and every weekend. In the NFL, as we all know. Jake individually leads everyone with, so what have we picked? 60 games? 80. 80? Jake has 49 winners out of 80.

49 winners Not just the Cowboys carrying me now either boys Mike Soroy with 44 Me 39 under 50%. So only two guys over 50%. Danny with 34, Blake with

30, and then Cash Soroy at 29. So you have a lot of things to do seems to put you near the bottom because Blake's doing Argyle football. He's doing Cowboys football. Again, I think the issue is it puts you at the bottom if you tell everyone about it.

If you tell everyone about it, then you're struggling. You talk a lot about how busy you are. I don't. I don't do that. Let's do the show at the den because I got the Argyll thing. I don't say that. I just put it on the calendar. Anyway, very exciting week last week.

Obviously, hit those triple plays and it's all going to look good. and the Soroys went Ofer on their triple play. After the week prior, didn't they all nail them? Yeah, we were 11 games down, then chopped it to five games down, feeling good, wind in sales, and then right back down to 11, like F and nothing. We almost went winless on our triples.

What are you doing, Jake? Where are you getting these picks? Because 61 plus percent... That's unheard of, right? That's, I mean, that's right on the edge of... Well, here's where I'm getting my triples. I was going to take Baylor's. and the points against Cincinnati

last week after I did some research and then two Baylor grads next to me were like that shit terrible idea they're going to get run over so I just flipped my pitch That's my research That's what I think That game wasn't all that close Stupid number will equalize

So had each one of us done that Given our pick and then flipped it We would have all won Because Jake was the only one who did that I did that the week before and it worked Well, there we go, Danny. What's the Cowboys spread? Okay, so we have to pick the Cowboy game

and our triple play on the air. The Cowboys are favored by two and a half points at home against the Arizona Cardinals. Arizona coming off a buy? Kyler Murray, will he play? I mean that way? I think they're saying that he will. I feel like two and a half is if he's playing.

Kyler Murray has never lost a game at Jerry World. High school, college, pros. Unbelievable stat. Who's ever heard of such a thing? Yeah, so we can pick that game and a triple play. We'll pick an order of first to worst, and we'll do it right after we tell you about what, Jake? Oh, you know, I guess I was just thinking we would tell the folks about Lucy.

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and every order is age verified. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Duh. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Set it to subscribe and save like me. All right. Do you want to read the spreads or anything? Or we're good to go here.

Two and a half, you said. Yeah, Cowboys by two and a half. And then all the other spreads are for you to mess with. I would really like one of the two of you to triple play the Cowboys because I feel like if I do it, Homer. It again looks more give up. There's no way they're losing that game. There's no way.

Now the next one, after the buy, that feels like Prime Cowboy, hey, we're about to take on the back half of the schedule. They're just traded for somebody. Yeah, they'll have just made a trade, and then the Raiders will thump them. But the Cardinals one feels like they'll get it done. So I'll take the Cowboys there, no triple. Elsewhere, I really like UTSA to cover against Tulane.

What's wrong with you? I didn't say I'm picking it. I said I really like it. Tulane cannot stop the run. They're 111th in running defense. Blake, you know what UTSA does well under Jeff Traylor? Very disciplined. They run the football.

Oh. But we're not taking that one. I like I like I really like Steelers Plus 3 against the Colts are not going to go 16 and 1

Like they're going to start losing games And every single time Tomlin after a loss A home dog With points That's what I'm saying Home dog Tomlin You said this last week

Home dogs always have with points though Well sure But it's It's the Steelers home dog Last week, are you expecting that two weeks in a row? That's not my pick. I'm going to get spicy with it. Sounds like Dan's.

I'm going to get spicy with this one here. Bill Belichick's Tar Heels don't do much well. Uh-oh. They're 124th in offense right now. Ouch. But over the last handful of weeks, the defense has been climbing. The defense is up to 57th in the nation. so they're 124th on offense 57th in defense they're getting two and a half against a Syracuse team

that is 91st in offense and 124th in defense North Carolina gets things going this week I'm triple playing bill Belichick and the Jordan Hudson's wow at Syracuse give it to me triple triple what's the spread uh two and a half they're getting two and a half on the road Syracuse's ass. They beat Clemson at Clemson. They had a different quarterback. All right. I'm pretty sure.

What's his name, Blake? Zanetti. Zander Shoffley. No. Zamboni? So you were taking Bill Belichick. I am. On the road.

In upstate New York, where the weather has been very cold, I've been told. And you don't just walk into Syracuse. Steve Angelly was his name. It's an orange out, bro. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. The boys are ready.

Okay. We now go to Mike Soroy. Thank you. Oh, and Cash joins us as well. Hey, Cash. Yeah, Cash is here. What do you got a little blanket on? Oh, no, it's a sweater.

Looks like he had a blanket like covering him, doesn't it? Cancer blanket. Yeah. It's so cold in here. You okay? Whoa. Yeah, what was that? What's the name tonight?

It's a circle. Halloween spooktacular. Okay. Right. Eight o'clock. Speaking of quality shows, I enjoyed what you guys did in Denver. I thought it was funny as hell. I loved it.

We had a lot of fits on camera and on microphone. I enjoyed all that. Ventures, Jake, Blake peeing on Pike's Peak. I liked it all. I was trying to live like I thought you would. And so a lot of hiking, a lot of fits. It was a good time. I like the Red Rock thing.

That concert looked at a badass. It was fun. It was fun to watch. And I also appreciate Jake's triple play edging us as he works his way up to his final selection. I don't know. I like how you get me worked. I'm going back to Meroot here of picking shit that I hate, but just because numbers dictated, I'm taking the Arizona Cardinals plus two and a half.

Wow. Yeah, because it's so fucking gross. And not even sure Kyler will play. I think he does. We're leaning. Yes, he plays. and yes, please, on two and a half points, so we'll take them. I usually go college on my trippies, and I've done all right,

but we're making the jump because also gross is heading to Buffalo and getting a win. I think that game's in Buffalo, right? I'm taking the Kansas City Chiefs who just are, they lost their first two games, and then they're just sneaky effing good. And I don't know who the best team of the AFC is, hell, or the NFC for that matter. It's kind of fun. It's kind of all up in the air, but I think the Chiefs with experience, are going to play the Buffalo Bills and beat them by more than two points.

And the sharp money agrees with me. Give me Kansas City Chiefs minus two as my ding, ding, ding, ding, triple play. Triple, triple, play. Good luck me. It's scary because of the road, but the Chiefs have been far in a way the best team for the last seven weeks. The numbers aren't close. Yeah, how weird the start that they had. Because after a couple games, some were like, is this it?

The Dynasty's over. You keep expecting it to be over, and then they lost to the Jaguars that game. And then the Baltimore win doesn't look as good because Baltimore is effing weird, but smash the Lions. I think the Chiefs are, why would we not think the Chiefs are just really, really good? So go get it down one more time. Yeah, we're done. That's a great point.

All right. So up next would be me. Jake took my meander around the NFL bit. I went college, though. Yeah. You can hit me with some NFL games. No, I do like, boy, the Cowboys thing is tempting to me, because I'm going to go Cowboys.

It's in every other week team. I finally figure that out when I picked Denver last week. I really believe that their offense is or can be at least a juggernaut. A little Clayton Adams revenge game. Little Clayton Adams, possibly. I don't know how that works. works in anything? Well, I can tell you how it works.

Arizona can't run the ball to save their life. Well, and, you know, Dallas certainly can't track down a running quarterback. That, I consider a problem. That could be a problem. But the point is, are they going to win the game? I do think they're going to win the game. So give me by more than a field goal. And the triple is tempting because that might make Monday Night Football fun, watching Monday Night Football together.

It feels like they're more than two and a half better than the Cardinals. Look, he's really trying to employ me to do it. They're not going to win 29 to 27. They're not going to be bored. Think about the Washington game. You guys are imploring me to do the triple. They score a couple touchdowns. I implore you.

And then it's just off to the races. Oh, gosh. He's actually thinking about it. Oh, you're going to do it. You know, it's always bad when people implore you and you don't. Yeah, but it's usually. It usually. We're going to be sitting here.

31 to 7. Well, let me think about it as I look at my other games. I really, I'm into Detroit at home, coming off a buy, favored by eight and a half against Minnesota. They're in disarray. Nice job deciding what you're going to do at the quarterback position is last year unfolded. You know, let's just let Sam Darn. You're just going to let a guy who went, were they 14 and 3? Yeah.

All right, well, we'll just get another. We'll just go with this quarterback. Didn't win in the playoffs. You're the Vikings. Right. Shouldn't we have just said, let's see if we can get back here. But I'm not going to go with that. Boy, I am a guy who will go with the wind as well.

And after being up there in the elevation, over a mile high, they say. And where we're sitting, who knows how. We were close to the moon, Danny. We were at the section 529 in Mile High Stadium. So who knows how high that is. The moon is north. also they are underdogs going to Houston so you know how it's like a little tough to go up in elevation well when you go down it's like whoa they're like supermen so i'm i'm kind of into that i think they're

going to uh you know that defensive line is going to wreak havoc there you go blake for cj stroud who is uh the winner last year's winner of the cj stroud award you get a strong case for it this year too. And I even cut off a sound effect for that. From my triple play. It's a horse whinny and then fart. I think he's farting there.

I like that. He's not farting. But you guys are imploring me to do it, so I'm going to go Cowboys. Yeah. There we go. There we go. This is the right.

And they're the Cowboys so you can play a horse sound effect. I was saying that to Jake during the game. All the bits they're doing here, they could do in Dallas. Get a hot chick and ride up and down the field on a horse. They should do all that. They got rowdy. For sure. And honestly, like, there was more Mexican stuff there.

Again, it was Mexican heritage nice, the night, but the Cowboys should lean in way more. I can't believe I just tripled the Cowboys. Way more. What am I doing? Nothing bad can happen. Where are we in the standings? How about

Is it me yet? Danny Bayliss. Oh, no, it's not you yet. You're going to be a while. You can come back if you need. Yeah, we got minutes. As much as I would like to align myself strategically with Mikey and pick the Cardinals to win,

the Cowboys, like Jake said, they've shown, or Dan said they're every other week team. Every time you think they're good and they figured some stuff out on defense and they're going to go on a roll, they completely fill their diaper. And then they, when do you think they are going to be terrible, they come back and win. I think they win. I think they win by more than two and a half against Arizona at home.

And for the triple, man, Jake, I was so close to pulling the trigger on this team in honor of their. recently assassinated lab monkeys, and I was going to triple play Tulane. You talked me out of it, because I don't know anything about UTSA. I don't know anything about Tulane. So I'm going to go with you.

You talked me out of this, so I'm going to go with Georgia Tech to cover five and a half against NC State. Okay, all right, yeah. I think a highly ranked team like that that's undefeated should be able to win by a touchdown against... in C State. Georgia Tech is a problem.

I like Georgia Tech a lot. I like Georgia Tech a lot. I don't know much about the opposition. Dan, are you looking like the top, have you looked at like the top 16 in college football recently, just week to week? It's just a different time. Oh, just all the, your Indiana and

Georgia Tech's like eight. Vanderbilt's obviously up there, but yeah, dude. It's, uh, are we going to have to do away with, are a changing. Do away with preseason polls. Because you used to be able to kind of reliably do that. But this year, wasn't it like... There's no way to tell with the transfer portal.

Wasn't Texas number one? Yeah. Clemson was like number four. Yeah. Penn State. Yeah. So it's a different world out there. Love the pick, Bayless.

Blake's Drake. Now we go to Blake Jones. So I've got a lot of notes here about why the Patriots are going to kill the Falcons because the Falcons suck and Pinnix is hurt. and the Patriots are good, and they're getting five and a half, that's it? Who's getting the Patriots, minus five and a half at home. Okay. And I like that.

However, what you guys failed to mention is this is a welcome home for Amari DiMarcardo. To the Betroplex? Played in Fort Worth for TCU, their national championship run. They also got a guy named Marvin Harrison Jr. Cardinals coming out of a buy looks pretty good, but we're all for getting one major thing. And as I read here from the Internet, the most recent Call of Duty title was released on October 25th.

We're not getting 100% Kyler. This dude has been gaming. Let's triple play the Cowboys. There you go. I love it. Let's load up. Let's load up. Whipple play. Load up.

You think he was deep in his. playbook while he was injured? No, dude. COD came out a week ago. Dropping out of helicopters. Just for dance. Sliding on them, dudes. Come on.

Goulog. Did the NFL make the buy week at that same purpose for them? It's in his contract. Yeah. This is the best chance the Cowboys defense is going to have all year. Call duty Kyler. This leaves us with Cash Soroy. Thank you.

And through your own actions, you have set up what will be a week of Cirque. I'm going to keep it simple first thing everybody knows this red means danger in nature this is just the laws of physics so there's way more red on the Cardinals uniform than there is on the Cowboys this is just a fact and I've also heard that Vegas knows things you know what I'm saying hey build those casinos for really so two and a half points when you're home i thought it was the three points when you're at home hmm i really i really want to triple play arizona and really f you guys but i'm just going to single play i'll take arizona two and a half points me and mike you're going to fuck you guys up me meow meow me as for the triple

play situation i have some inside information some really finally really good stuff rough rough that the fighting manis are going to go into clemson and get two and a half points the duke blue devils are not my triple play but i'm rooting for him um the other thing is i've been made fun of a couple time on my picks for picking games that nobody cares about you know out in the middle of nowhere you know maybe not a local team that everybody here in the df dub cares about and so uh you know texas as a whole is going to get behind my selection because everyone knows that Sam Houston State is zero and seven. Only nine teams in the FBS average fewer than 300 yards per game. Sam Houston is one of them. And this is also the team that is second in the

country in points per game given up at 40.8. I mean, what is first year head coach Phil Longo thinking at this point? What is he thinking? You didn't know who that was until like 15 minutes ago. I know what he's thinking. He's thinking there's no way I'm staying within 16 and a half of Louisiana Tech. Now with Blake Baker running the show. Give me Louisiana Tech minus 16 and a half in my superstar awesome triple pick

of the week over San Houston State. Lyttex defense is good. You're going to learn that. Yeah, I know. That's why I picked them. Well, folks, I wish the best of luck to everybody named Jake and Blake. Dude, it's happening.

This is happening this week. Clayton, why don't you flash a couple up there and take a look. Let's just see real quick. Just pick one. Oh, what are we doing? I don't know. I just want to see real quick if we, if we, if we're going to. Is this the flag quiz?

If we can't pull it off right now, it's all good. I know I'm throwing it at you with a bunch. Was this the flag capital? Cash, we know. Thank you. Oh, okay. Yeah. You couldn't.

Adults, no. Let's let. That's the Arizona State flag? I think I would have got that, but they lived there. Okay, these guys are making fun of me last week. week because I didn't know or one guy was making fun of me for not knowing the Denver state flag well Colorado you got the fact that it's a state rotto state this one right here you all would have got an email you all would have got this right yeah if they'd only put a larger

sea Colorado that's Colorado and maybe made it redder than you would have got it and he has like a shirt that says it to you guys said Jordan emailed and said every time I think I every time I see that I think it's New Mexico it's giving Southwest not Denver Virginia. Virginia? It's a terrible flag from Jordan. Okay, let's let Dan guess first. What do you think, Dan?

Oh, my God. Just an X? That's somebody's state flag? I would have guessed Jamaica. Someone's flying that. Yes, it's got to be a Confederate state. I don't know it. What is it?

Alabama. Alabama. There, I got half point. And Danny didn't get it either there. So, okay, Dan, you go first. It says Union Justice Confidence below some eagles in a nest. That seems something out there. Probably East Coast.

Give me like Maine or something stupid. I was going to go Rhode Island, so I'm not sure. And these be worth picks, like a point in picks? Sir, give us your pick here. I mean, it's a pelican, so I'm guessing that is Louisiana. Is that Louisiana? I should have known that. Good guess.

Nice. Nice job. He got a flag. Nice work. Nice work. Let's do a couple more. I'm really 10 games back now. Ooh, this one I'm going to let Dan guess.

Dan make our guess and then you guys submit one. Let's see, 12 stars. So it's the 12th state in the nation's history. Which is? So one of them original ones, give me Pennsylvania. Not sure. Wow. Is that good?

It feels good. I was going to say like Virginia, but it doesn't feel racist enough. What are you guys got? And it's definitely going to be nautical. It's going to be on the water because that's a nautical shape. Yeah. Is that Delaware? Yeah, that's a good guess.

They go Delaware. We go with what? Dan, Pennsylvania. What do we got? C.K. That's Ohio. Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. Oh, my God.

You're terrible. Is it really? Got it. As he said, it's nautical. We don't have a chance. But he goes, it's nautical because of the shape. I was like, boy, I was thinking in my head, Ohio has like a triangular thing like that,

but it's not nautical. That's amazing. All right, we're done. See you, boys. We'll keep playing for up for a year. Oh, my God. That was a lot of fun. That was fun.

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when you tried to pick up another segment. Oh, yeah, wait a minute, Uncle Hot. What are you saying? I'm saying 35's good. 55, I'll piss my pants. Oh, I thought I was making fun of Blake there. I couldn't remember who. Is there an email in your box for me?

I got to look in the day of air to make sure. I got a couple pictures with some of mine. Oh, I got one from Beth. Drop Beth, it says here. Because we have another Beth who will tell us that it's not drop Beth. So this one is signed, Beth, drop Beth, who sends us a hypothetical. She says, I spent last night in the hospital. I got the uptops topped off.

Beth had breast cancer. You know why? Because she was made aware of it. That's right. She was. Once she was aware, she was like, oh, my gosh. I think I have it. What's all the pink the NFL guys are wearing?

And then they got her new breasts. Yeah. Anyway, she says she's in the hospital at 6.30 in the morning. Tech Zach comes in to check my vitals. He then says, random question, if you had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that sat out all night and a pizza that sat out all night, which one do you eat?

So apparently there was something going on at the nurses station. is what I'm thinking Yeah Beth says Without hesitation I said pizza Zach offers a fist bump and says let's go

Do you need that I returned to the bump Asked if it had been said Otherwise he gestures to the nurses Station full of chatty Kathy's And says they all say peanut butter And jelly What say you dumb zone

I would have gone pizza Because I feel like That would Somehow it's like preserved like the cheese is so, you know, do you know what I mean there? Like, I don't know, peanut butter and jelly seems like the jelly also would get soggy on the bread. I guess I just have to ask what the, is the question, taste or safety? I was going to go peanut butter and jelly because I figured the dairy would turn before anything else.

Ooh. Because I'm not. Because then it would be safety. You know, it's not a- Yeah, I'll eat a soggy sandwich. All right, you just convinced me otherwise. I'm going to slip in my triple plate. Okay.

And I think, I don't know, sitting out overnight pizza, it's, it's, it basically just gets naturally microwaved, so I'm very on board with that. I don't need, yeah, I'm not the guy to ask here. Do you have the thing I just threw in by any chance? Okay, speaking of, this is sent to me by Brian at the AAC. Speaking of breast care, there's champ. Champ, the Mab's mascot, who, you may know, dresses in fatigues on. Seats for Soldiers Night. He also dyes his tail and mohawk, Maine, pink for breast cancer.

Sweet. Yeah. The Mavs. Hey, do you hear Anthony Davis got hurt? No? Yeah. You really didn't? No, he left the game.

I'm out. He's been hurt, but he's been playing hurt. I'm out too, but I just saw it on social media. And it's fun So F the Mavs Seriously hurt He left the game

I mean Dude he's gonna be hurt all the time Like you remember This is kind of how he's been for his career This is just how it goes Somebody Meaning several people sent us Hey you need to check out the Fox NFL Sunday

Pre-game show And here's that They're facing the Kansas City team That seems they've gotten themselves right Well here's the thing about Washington This is scary Everybody said well Daniels is that

But Marcus Marriota the pretty doggone good football player, even though he's a backup to Daniel, former number one pick. They get Lauren McLaurene back today. They get Debo Samuels back. He's back today. They got their receivers.

Their defense is picking it up. They're playing better. But the thing that I would worry about more so in Washington is the other day I text Andy Reed and I got a text back and I thought it was Andy Reed but some guy selling pigs. But I sounded good. I shouldn't have told you all that.

So y'all would have thought I actually. Talk to Andy Reid, but I didn't really talk to Andy Reid. I wish you could see the people behind the cameras because they're like, the point is that they have continuity now with their. I'm going to say that is the point. Yes, there's the point. Behind the cameras, we're about the people at the desk. We're all like, where the heck is he going right now?

I have no idea what they're going. Let's read the prompter. Yes, sir. The proctor says Gron's not with us in the desk this week. Okay. Now, I don't think that Terry has like a drinking problem or anything. I feel like you'd know but somebody yells

somebody here, it feels drinking right? Yeah. Yeah, but somebody here yells, how did he make it to the studio today? Listen. Let's read the prompter. Yes, sir. The proctor says Gron's not with us in the desk this week. Make it to the studio.

That's because he wants the home coming up next. We got Brock in New England who Drake May who's They just fight all the way to break. Patriots past and present talk about the future when we come back with more of for the both Sunday, brought to you by GMC is Josh Allen in the builds. Okay, you get it?

Strahan has good befuddled face. He does. They'll just cut to him. He's like, he does. He has to practice it because the next morning, right after he's like, the ninth, defense is going to be able to have the third down run. The next morning, he's talking to, like, the ambassador to, like, Saudi Arabia or something about. It's insane, dude.

He's just on there on the regular-ass news. Here's a little bit of the highlights from this week, just so you can get a flavor. Check in on the Niners in Texas. All right. Highlights, Howie. I'd let you do them, but we don't have 30 minutes. CJ Stroud back to my name. 12-yard post route to Higgins.

That's 13 and nothing. Houston awfully and present. Then right before the half down, the middle goes Jones to kill him. That's how he starts. Here's how he ends. That's up, Gunnett, beautiful to Higgins. Wow, 44-yard. Wow, how pretty was that?

24-13 Cincinnati. here we come last thing that goes is what now what's the answer the last thing that goes i would think it be your arm or something right but nobody picks up on that 24 13th cincinnati here we come last thing that goes is what uh the last thing to go the arms you're never i can tell you what's the first thing to go And this kind of turn when that touch push is called. I mean, he does highlights, and then they're like, he's got dementia. There's something about that that is endearing, though.

I mean, it's a bit of not the idiocy, but it's the NBA, you know, our favorite NBA show with Barclay and. Yeah, no, they have fun. Shack and all that. And this is a crew that's been together a long time, and they seem to like each other. And they do unite. Bus balls, one guy. in making fun of Terry for all of a sudden becoming really old. I can tell you what goes first.

You're mine. I got to start watching Terry. It's funny. It's funny stuff. You want a couple of Halloween emails? Sure. Okay, this one's a bad bit. Well, LBB says, is this a bad bit?

I'm on the fence. I need a ruling. I saw an ad on my feed that a Cleveland Clinic is putting cute costumes on babies in the NICU unit in their hospital. Yeah, I saw this. So there's a picture. What is that? NICU.

That's like... Yeah, neonatal intensive care. He says, okay, I get it. They're cute to us who see them on the internet. But aren't these babies fighting for their lives after being born premature or dealing with a life-threatening developmental disorder or fetal alcohol syndrome? Now, because we're bored and it's Halloween, we're going to add. another hurdle to their survival

by covering their tiny bodies that are connected to tubes and machines with a plastic Disney costume? I don't know, man. Maybe let them chill out until next year. If they make it. After all the struggle of getting a Lightning McQueen costume off

while they have a feeding tube. Our baby was only here for three weeks, but for some reason the hospital dressed it up like Stitch. I put it on a press release. show how much fun everyone's having. And then they put our kid on Facebook. He ends with Never Punt. Oh, I got another picture for this one, Halloween.

Dear Genghis, K-H-U-N-T. That's pretty good. The attached picture popped up as a Facebook memory today. It is a picture of the little boy who shaved the top of his head and dressed up as Ron Washington for Halloween. I love Facebook memories. Yeah, that guy rules. during the magical 2010 postseason.

It occurred to me that this kid is probably around college age right now. It looks like MLB.com caught up with him a couple years ago. His name is Liam Roybal from Keller. A black Liam? You don't see that much. That could be a white kid, though, just his parents leaned into it. No way, right? No.

Yeah, I'm kidding. Yeah. It's not a big meech flannery situation. He says The original Dallas Morning News story on him is behind an effing paywall And as Jake's master's thesis suggests, I ain't paying for that shit Hey, maybe somebody read it Wonder if there's any chance he could be tracked down

And invited on the show sometime I always thought that was a good bit from day to Harry Yeah, I remember that guy, that kid That was fantastic That was just such a time that's absolutely my favorite ranger memory time is that couple of year run they had a bridge from the oh you know you still had michael young who was on like teams with a rod wasn't he and also like nolan was in the mix but it was also jd like it

just felt all very everything coming together yeah it felt just texas it was like they're still small but they were paying some guys a lot of money it was a great time the old ball We didn't realize, like, that's actually a classic ballpark compared to the sterile environment there. Trying to put together like a buddy cop movie or like an Ocean's 11, and you're going to have a tough time by casting it better for a baseball team. Like you got the drug addict, you got the Asian guy. By the way, do you know anything about that UIL story? That the UIL is a... Oh, foreign exchange students?

You're not allowed to play sports if you're a foreign exchange student anymore? Yeah. Not at all? I could have this wrong. I didn't really look into the story that much. Are people recruiting? It probably is... Didn't you say your best baseball player was...

One of, yeah. He's the first kid I thought of, Yoshi. And he loved baseball and loved everything the baseball players loved, including ecstasy. He just had a great time over here. He was funny. You were doing ecstasy in high school? I wouldn't, but a lot of kids were. Man, I went to high school in 2000.

They were the streets were Excessy was This guy's shaking his head over here 2000 to 2003 XC very popular in the high school scene At least over there Because if you went east it was It was heroin

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I got this from Joseph, and this one's in there. This is a Volvo, an old school Volvo Volkswagen with the license plate bricked up. B-R-I-K-D

space UP. And like it's very funny because I would imagine this on the back of some like compensating like F-350 that has like the, you know, that says like combat package or something. But this is like, this is like

the car that Bernie Sanders drives. Like this old Volvo. That's got a turbo in it. Who is it? Anyways, he said, I managed to pull up to the next person, or the person driving it. You got to pull up and see it.

I said I had to see what kind of impractical Joker type this might be. To my disappointment, it wasn't Merv, but rather just another average-looking white guy in his 30s, early 40s. That's a good, not for on-air as much, really, but the bet payoff of having to do something on your

car yes it was great it happened to me but it was it was awesome to have a justin beaver thing or like big peen or something could you get that i i mean i want the brazers logo on someone's car there was a guy man that's who i thought of when i saw this love porn so much dude i i i've put it i've had a picture of this that i've shown you guys before but when i lived in fort worth and there were several other listeners who lived over there there was a guy who had like an altima like um like just the basic gray ultima and the back of it had the full back license plate brazer sticker and i would see him just like at velvet taco like at the gas state like he just lived over there and clearly that's a real beater the realest of beaters so you know uh license plates are on

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There you go. James Crowley, our buddy, emails us and says, as Jake said, the sticks are the prime spots for some reason for swingers parties i assume it's the lakes swingers are lake people i mean think about my deal where i rented out my those people who rented out my lake house were very lakey and very swinging i wonder if there is a crossover there lake worth and weatherford are powerhouses for swinger parties a friend told me i've heard that things like that Lake Worth for sure and Halloween is huge

oh my God we know a couple that has a house fully decked out in Halloween stuff all year long and they throw a huge swingers party every year they happen they are in the lifestyle and that group is well represented there were subtle invites to the after

party that's not our jam but we're now aware yeah what if and again this ain't Highland Park bud so you can go investigate but you're saying it's not it's going to be nasty yeah but maybe that makes it better just get nasty with some nasty fucking people but okay let's say you were invited to the after party and you got the wind of what's going on just you or you and your

lady you and your lady okay and you are thinking all right i might yeah why not but but But how do you even, and is she also going to be worried about, the girls don't usually worry about what they're, they give their real opinion, right? She won't be worried about how you're going to take if she's like, I'm on board. My guess is. Or are you upset because like she's, oh, she's obviously eyeballing this other guy. I'm now upset by that. uh my guess dan is that if you are the type to engage in the swinger party that you're not only not bothered by watching somebody clean out your wife but you're into it well but you didn't know that you were the type but now you've been married for 20 years your kids are at college i'm just hypothetically speaking just let's just say like there's not like you don't you don't like you wouldn't go see a band

you're not going to pay to go see you to $1,000 without listen to their music first, right? So my guess is you've seen some videos that wives being like lovingly shared before and then it prepares you to go to the concert, right? You know you're into it already. You're like, I love that album where there's three guys and this quote-unquote wife.

Yeah, I wonder. I mean, I've seen a lot of videos of things that if they popped up in real life, I would not want to be involved. But the people who did want to be involved in it, all of them were into those videos. Square rectangle type thing here. All right. Those people, they're into, you know,

their search history is way more than their regular life opinion, I would imagine. But I'm not surprised that it's mostly fat whites. They're, like, really into just flanging it around. I had a lot of family out in those parts of the world. You know, if you told me, I wouldn't be surprised. Could you see Blake swinging? I don't like, I don't like saying it in front of him, but yeah. No, what?

It just kind of feels like you'd fit in. I don't think so. You'd be the... Overly private. Yeah. Had his nipple rings ripped out by his wife, mid-coitus. Yeah, I'm not saying today, but give it a few more years. That's a long journey, too.

Because, like, three or four years ago, it was like, I've never seen Blake with a woman. Yeah. And I was like, Dan, I've talked to him. I'm pretty sure he's straight. I've talked to him about ladies. Dan's like, I don't know. I love everything about him. I'm just saying, I think you might be.

I'd like to hear that conversation that young Blake had with you about ladies. Actually, we probably must be just. I'm sure we could hear. Oh, yeah, let me. Blake's more of a harem guy. Yeah. Like he'd have more than one lady? He does like a little control

You do I got one from Joel He's our Brit P1 Yeah I think this is a good one He says We've mentioned several times How much Brits love to use the C word

He said Possibly is the only D.F. Brit He wants to say I'm not sure this is entirely true It definitely is a less harsh word in the U.S. But it is not a casual word That is thrown around a lot I'm also not 100% convinced the Brits curse

any more than a lot of Americans, particularly the U.S. bro who will F with the best of them in public without a lot of concern. I think he means use the F word, like the slur. And I don't think you hear that all that much.

Is that the impression that people in England have as a dudes over here using the F slur all the time? The gay one? I don't hear that hardly ever. They say it over there, though, right? Yeah, but... Very commonly, but it doesn't mean

So anyways, this guy is saying If you come over there Don't just start throwing the C word around too much Like, hey, this is just we're winning Rome Oh, I see, okay And that was interesting info Because when we were in Denver the other day We were at breakfast

Me, Clayton, and Dan And Dan was telling us a story About how he had gone to a gas station Earlier in that day Might even have been a 7-Eleven But this 7-Eleven they were choosing their own music not like the company playlist

and it was just as Dan said you know like Muslim Arab music and I'm like yeah yeah I know and then he goes you know like

blah like fucking and I was like no no bro we are in a crowded restaurant for brunch run at like noon and I look over there's like

no I know the sound stop doing it no I walked in 7-11 but it was like if you were watching a TV show about war in Afghanistan stand or something.

Sort of. When they, now they cut to going into the cave. And then you hear the, you know, like that. And like, that's,

this, it was blasting at six in the morning in a 7-Eleven. Like, who's actually listening to that? Like, he was listening to, uh, over there greatest hits or something.

The, the soundtrack to over there. No, I got it. It was just, uh, and you were like doing a hand thing. Like,

well, I was like, we're just here to get lunch, man. Hold on, 6 a.m. blasting music. Was he on the phone? He was. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. He had the black Bluetooth thing in. I asked the guy the other night. I went in there at like 3 a.m. Just one of those random nights, and he had earpiece in. And he was sitting there with iPad. And I don't know why, but I was just like, what are you watching? What are you into?

He's like, oh, I just watch movies up here. And I was like, what kind? Like, what are you into? He's like American movies. He's like, I just love, like, Leonardo DiCaprio. And I was like, oh, you've seen the new one? One battle after another, he's like, I love it. I love it.

And then I was like, bro, you ever seen heat? And he's like, what is heat? I was like, I will be back in a week. You're turning into your dad. I know. You're just talking to people. It's so bad. What are you got going?

Hey. Just think of all the friends you're going to have. Yeah, yeah. Do you guys want like a sports one? You do, whatever. This is about just the NCAA coaches getting fired. I, like many others, have been shocked by the amount of high-profile college coach firings already this season. I think the expansion of the college football playoff to 12 teams is the culprit.

Back in the days of the BCS, boosters and ADs could strug off a bad season, say to themselves, we weren't one of the top two teams this year anyway. Let's keep building. Or, hey, let's go enjoy our bowl game and come back. stronger next year. Even in the four-team playoff era, a down season could be brushed off as we aren't top four this season. Those top four teams are really good. That'll be us next year. Now there's 12 teams, though. Boosters and ADs see this as an easily attainable goal, especially in the era of the transfer portal and paying for every five-star recruit that your

heart could desire. Now they have the mindset of we should be top 12 every single year. even two lost teams make the playoffs our $10 million a year coach should easily be able to be top 12 and that is the mindset leading to all the coaches being fired from Garrett I think it's a really good point I think that's

I do wonder how it'll change the length of contracts they give out like you know that you may be bailing on these guys now pay them a lot of money but let's stop giving out 10 year deals because if they miss the playoffs three years in a row you're going to want to fire them So the 10-year deal may be gone.

There needs, again, there needs to be an overall governing body that can actually police the contracts that you just can't leave a contract in the middle of. There is no buyout. We're not putting in an exorbitant buyout because that's not legal because you sign a contract to stay here the whole time. If we decide that we don't want you to hear the whole time, we'll pay the rest of your contract. That used to be what a buyout was, right? Yeah. The rest of your contract. But they actually now have clauses that exceed it.

Triggers another $30 million if I'm out of here. Yeah. So that's probably bad enough that you're going to still have a lot of teams saying, you know, Jimbo Fisher, we're still own $40 million. We're just going to pay it to not have him coach here anymore. That would be ideal, but I do think also some of these schools are just going to police. They're not police themselves, but they're going to figure out. Like you can't give a guy a 10-year deal.

And then the flip side of it, I think, is probably if you make a playoff a couple times, and you're like a team 10 to 25 or 30, you're going to be safe. You know what I mean? Like if Georgia Tech makes the playoffs twice, whoever their coach, I don't even remember who it is. They're safe.

Like you have more opportunity to get up there and feel safe, I think. See, I don't know that it's 12 teams as much as it is just the transfer portal. Yeah. And now here we are. Look at this team. Like, if you're a Texas booster and you're like, Texas Tech is now doing this.

Dude, Texas Tech has the best pass rusher, if not the best, one of in the country, and he was at Stanford last year. Well, and you're pissed if you're Texas. Why is he not here? So you're like, yeah, how come get rid of this coach? Yeah. That's right around the time he's like, I'm going to the NFL. Yeah, and then he gets all real sanctimonious.

Oh, never. God, what college coaches are just. Obviously, his people are talking, and he got caught. Yeah. And, yeah, I don't think this was a, it was a huge story or anything, but it turned into one there. Like, did you read that Diana Rusini story? A little bit of it. It was at the very end, it was just a footnote.

Like, it was a story about other stuff. Other coaches and NFL. It was about the NFL meetings. So she talked to Jerry Jones. It was about all this other stuff. And then at the very end, just three little, oh, also. And one of them was Steve Sarkeesian, you know, I talked to somebody who, indicates Steve Sarkesian's people say

he'd be very open to a move to the NFL right now. It's all balsh. Well, there's for your mail, boys. Oh, good times. Now. Oh. Set that up? No, no, no.

We're going to talk in a few minutes about the whole Mazz versus the stars, right? I'm just teasing ahead. There you go. All right. The dumsa. You know how big high school football and the sport is in the state of Texas. John, I read a story in the paper a couple of days ago here. There's one town because their team's in the playoffs, a small town.

They've canceled Halloween. Actually, they postponed how they moved to Friday Halloween because their local team is in the playoffs. That's the passion of the sport in these parks. I'd like to live in that town. The Dumb Zone. You know Nate from Silverbank? I do. I sent me a text about community mechanical.

Let's see what he said. Well, he says, I want to shill some for community. Maybe you can use these for copy points. I know they're working hard on commercial construction and building that side up. I use them on a, Nate owns a construction company. I said I use them on a doctor's office I am building and they killed it. Community Mechanical came in. They had units in and ducked rough, ready, and a day.

I imagine if you are usually at least three. Construction guy, you know what that means. The job site was clean and they didn't littered the job site with materials. The guys were conscious of the neighboring suites and got in and out of there without noise and no complaints. Met with me and the inspectors to make sure we have a smooth start. I can't recommend them enough. They're great dudes. We got them set up for some other projects soon.

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Any time. 469, 667, 729-7-7-2-9-0. Why is that funny? Well, it's funny because I was just thinking that last time, I think I said, like, just send Travis a junk pick or something, and a lot of people did it. It actually turned out to be one of their biggest promotions, like, as far as getting people signed up. So, I don't know. Do it the phone number of what you want.

I'm going to play a little bit of audio for you before we go to the news. This is replaying something I played yesterday, but now I have the clean audio. It was not easy to find. Shout out to my buddy Jacob. Did you know about the Frozen Frenzy? All 32 NHL teams played the other night. And ESPN did a deal. It's actually pretty cool where they just went Red Zone for six hours.

Oh. With like John Bucci Gras. That sounds great. There were a couple of, yeah, their normal studio guys, and they were just bouncing around because I was trying to find this audio. That sounds like a way to make a three-hour hockey game, which might not have a lot of scoring, you know? Yeah, I mean, if they,

They could do this. I don't think you have to do it. Better with the red zone because you never know when, you know, when you move into the red zone, that's the point. We can now take it here. Yeah, it's really the only sport like that. We might see a, yeah. Right.

But anyways, Bucci Gras was on there. There's just a lot of hockey lingo going on here. Jack Eichol strikes again. Early MVP candidate, Bucci. Bucci, don't say you live in Massachusetts if you're not serious about this. He's an early MVP candidate. One time of Marty Marty, the one-man party. That man's going to get at least 11 sheets.

He's going to get a lot of sheets. More than bed, bath, and beyond. By the way, what does that mean? Going to get a lot of sheets. I don't know. I don't know. Like, is it offer sheets? Is sheets offer sheets?

At least 11 sheets. He's going to get a lot of sheets. More than bed bath than beyond. Hem and Adrian Kempe. High thread count. Oh, yeah, high thread count. 150? 150's not high, by the way.

Not at all. Oh, higher than that, Lucci. Get in the right district. Colorado, New Jersey, two of the best in the league. And Markstrom back in the lineup, too. He's looking for a new Connie. Yeah, he is. All right, so that's our new term now.

Sheets is offer sheets. Offer sheets? Yeah, but do you think that's the context? I feel like, why would they be saying that in a What do they mean in soccer when they say caps? That's just appearances in games. Career appearances. Okay.

Because they'll do like, that's a big deal because like you'll be on a lower level team and then they'll play you on the upper team. He's like, oh, he's got X number of caps. But sheets, I have no idea. And in the context of Connie. Sheets of ice, but I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense either.

And then I'm going to play you something real quick here. from Anna Kay sent me this her TV was on the Pat McAfee show as I think this is how most people end up watching the Pat McAfee show your TV is on it so they had Kenny Chesney on if you ever, like the whole show is just guests

like flying through this yesterday they had it's a four hour show and they had eight guests didn't you watch them in the hab I did yeah so that's the bit yeah it's all But, you know, yeah, it's football season. They've got four football guests.

Here comes to this guy. Here comes Kenny Chesney. And he doesn't give hot opinions, right? No. Barely, dude. It's so much so that if he, like, accidentally says something that might offend a player, he'll be like, sorry, sorry about that, Teage. Tej, we didn't know you're out of the game.

So it's very. He's no Schultz of Tej. He's not. He's not. No, but he says, but you know the. He's very Mark Marin then. It's dependent on the fact that he. is a former player, and he can get, you know, a little better pipeline of guests right away.

Way better. Yeah. Way better. Here's a little bit of Kenny Ches. Have you ever seen Vrable smoke three cigarettes at the same time? So they're talking about how... Is this the show? Is this what we're missing?

This is it. And this is what's making billions, bud. They're talking about how Kenny Chesney became friends with Mike Vrable. And I'm going to spare you the story. You might think it's interesting. That's weird. it's just because he played at Gillette Stadium once and met him. That's it.

But now he knows Vrable, so now I ever... Have you ever seen Vrable smoke three cigarettes at the same time? At the same time. Well, I can... Not at the same time, but I have seen him at shows, and we did Boys of Fall one night in Columbus, Ohio, and Vrable and Herbst Street came up on stage in the middle of the song. And while I was singing, I'm back behind the mic,

and I'm back there singing the song, and Brable starts walking down to the stage, high-fiving all the people. You know, it was hilarious. Yeah. But, yeah, I've seen... He thought they were going to laugh. They didn't, but...

But, yeah, I've seen Mike backstage at shows... So it sounds like he grabbed a beer, maybe, you know, I was walking down to say... I don't want to give away too much here is what you just said. Middle of story is what I just heard happened. Yeah, he had had a little bit of Grandpa's cough medicine. Hell yeah.

Yeah, that's true. Speaking of Columbus, Ohio. Somebody just goes, hell yeah. Hell yeah, Dr. Okay, but we're really going to bring this thing home by throwing it over to AJ. Ohio State legend. AJ Hawk has the last question for you here, Kenny. Yeah, Kenny, I mean, you talk about Braves. It's hard not to keep falling up on Braves.

I've been to a Toby Keith concert with Braves when I was in college. Braves kind of hosts us when we went RIP, Toby, it was amazing. All right. Put it in there. In 10 seconds, we got Braves. Braves. I was with Braves. Oh, but by the way, RIP, Toby, Keith.

It was amazing. Did you ever think of hiring Braves to come out? We saw JJ Watt tackle a guy on stage one time. Were you ever worried that was going to happen with Braves? Okay, I don't even... Yeah, that's it. I just wanted you to... There's this week's look at what's happening.

What's on the McAfee Show? Can I slide in here? I like listening to... Or watching Primetime. I love Berman, but now with Booger, it's a wild ride. And I thought this was a really good not listening. Under 12 to go in the half. Alex Pierce, he can get deep, can he?

Not on him, but Pierce. Two. Yep, 48 yards. Wow. Unedited. I didn't touch it. Who is he with, Boog? Yeah.

Yeah. That was great. Under 12 to go in the half. Alec Pierce. He can get deep, can he? Not only him, but Pierce, too. Yep. Yep.

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Yeah, bro, it's T-HC, man. With the Dumb Zone News. Okay, let's start with a fun video. Let me go back over here to Day of Air, and it's the motorcycle video, Clayton. So we got real used to this whenever we were at training camp. Watch this. Oh, you're probably have to run it back.

I want you guys to see this. It's the same helicopter pilot. That's exactly what I was talking about. What are we doing? It's a car crash. But it was a car, it was a police chase with a motorcyclist. A motorcyclist head was on the run after shooting a deputy in the head. Oh.

Killed him. Took off. Like, they respond to a call. This guy shoots at the cops, takes off on a motorcycle. This is about 30 minutes later. And the way that this one came to a halt. you might have noticed it wasn't a cop hitting the guy it's someone on the freeway decided yeah the guys the guys in the left-hand lane the motorcyclist is trying to pass on the left-hand shoulder and somebody on

the freeway's like you know I probably help out a little bit here yeah he knew he was being chased like he didn't just do it no and it turns out it was an off-duty cop okay which you always got to be looking out for if you think you're going to get away with some crime right you know where the Also, if you're going to get around that car. Maybe go a little wider. Yeah, not like one foot. Yeah. Now, that car did swerve pretty far over.

That motorcycle landed on him. Yeah. Did the guy die there? No. Oh, wow. No. He was quickly restrained. Yeah, I bet.

Well, I mean, you might think, like, oh, this guy just got hit. They're going to kind of take you. They go up and just start wailing. They're like, I'm chasing you. I thought he was dead. No, not dead. And where was that? Not tough.

L.A. That's the guy who's been on a. all of the, pretty much all the chases we've done. He was the one who started rambling during the protest about how his wife had left him. Yeah, you love that guy. He's great. We've got some monkey news,

and this is not the Tulane monkeys that got out. Now, why didn't you tell us about that? I want to know more about that, too. What do you want? I mean, I don't know. So Tulane monkeys escaped from the lab, and I can't understand

you guys were just telling me this. yesterday. Then they had to go out to chase them down and they had to just kill them. Why not catch them? Too dangerous. Are they seeping with the Ebola coming out of it? Like what are these monkeys full of? What are they doing in the lab that we have to just kill them? They had hepatitis C. Really? Herpes and COVID. You don't want them around. He's making that up. I'm not. That is that is that's what they were doing with the monkeys? Yeah. Well, they don't just like let them chill. Like they're only there for so we can be like, what if we put this gnarly shit in you

and see what it does to use before we can give it to us? So is that, that's still like a... I thought, you know, we got woke and PETA. Dude, this is what I'm telling you, my sister-in-law, whatever she is, Kristen's little sister worked at one of these facilities. There's thousands of fucking monkeys there, dude. And they're not there to hang out. They're there to be tested.

They're lab monkeys. Even like, you know, they're big. It's not like a little tiny... I have real-ass monkeys in there. By the thousands. Some of them are going to get out. We have more on animal control later, but we're going to stay with this monkey story. So that's why we're killing her, because it has hepatitis, and they know someone's going to want to have sex with that monkey.

We got to. Honestly, though, like, if you're letting it go in Louisiana and Mississippi, like, are we that worried about, like, herpes getting out there? Did it? Here, the mic's off. You can get him up. It happened what? 10 minutes near your parents' house? The Tulane story?

Okay, because our next story here comes to us from Plano. You can play the video. This is from a Spirit Halloween Monday night. You can see there. There is a monkey inside the Spirit Halloween. We need to put that music on it. We already have a monkey. In a diaper.

It's the video I got. But somebody who owns a monkey, took it there because of course the type of person who's like what spirit Halloween got today has a monkey and it's a monkey they take with him and uh I was in spirit Halloween this morning I didn't have a monkey yeah but there's no chance while you were in there you caught you definitely caught the vibe of like this is the type of place where a guy with a monkey oh yeah guy with a sword yeah yeah snake that looks fun you need a monkey Dan I think we do we need a show monkey that's one of Dan cook's only good

bits man what just like you're at a party and somebody says that like just be the guy who's like you do not want a monkey and then just starts listing all the because like it'll rip your face off like anybody who's had one will give you nothing but bad stories about it ross had one yeah yeah what was the storyline there how did they get rid of it uh i think he was too horny and he gave it to the zoo who then sold it to like buddle light for their commercials. Do monkeys get super horny? I think they're just wild animals are, man.

I think, you know, once you strip away like the social, I shouldn't be doing this. Why not get them fixed like you do dogs? It's a good question. I'm sure somebody'd be mad about it, but they can suck it. Yeah, we just got them fixed. We didn't give him hepatitis. A store employee said that the monkey got spooked by the store's animatronic decoration. and got away from it.

I don't think this video shows it, but they were eventually able to get it down after 30 minutes by offering it a cookie. And they were able to gain control of it. It's the Jake Monkey. Yeah. It's just a kid. No, but DeSoto actually has an animal control problem right now.

And it's coyotes. So the city of DeSoto. put out a story, put out a press release the other day that said that they had a

here I'll just read it here. Coyote removal operation to address recent coyote activity and incidents involving pet attacks says that they have

contracted with USDA's wildlife services to conduct a controlled coyote removal operation and then it lists or it has a map with the area

where this will be taking place. It also says please don't be alarmed if you hear gunfire during this time this is a planned professional operation for public safety so I'm watching the news last night and they did a story about this and this is kind of a twofer because

we've been focusing on how news reporters talk particularly the women here's a good example of one from from last week on CBS Yes. And then the moment they've been praying for. Oh, come on. Was the sweetest sound I could hear.

Both men are fathers, each with three kids of their own. And both are fathers. Say that hit them the hardest. Okay. So, last night I'm flipping around the various news channels and WFA's doing their teases. So this is a lady I haven't seen on there before. I think this is just how she talks. Now, we haven't seen any here yet, but DeSoto residents say that there's been an increase in coyotes and pet attacks, and the city is not playing about it.

We'll tell you about their plans for removal next. First of all, she's using mostly her regular voice, and in her regular life, she probably says, don't play with me. I have no problem with that. Don't play with me. So she just says it like that. Here's how she signs off. And here's a little interview with the guy. The people in DeSoto that they talked to are like, yeah, we wanted them gone.

But we didn't know we were hiring Chris fucking Kyle. Because that's what they're doing. They're having guys wildlife snipers from cars or trucks just sniping them, lethally. And so they're going to all these people and they're like, a tranquilizer dart or something? Some want the city to use other methods first. You could take shoot with them with a tranquilizer and relocate them somewhere. Once again, this is there, was their habitat first.

A habitat where both humans and kids. coyotes are trying to belong. In DeSoto, I'm Brittany Moncrise. Not bad, right? No. Like, it's relatively normal talking instead of... And then, the moment they've been praying for. Still similar. Giving...

Yeah, but it's... Is this a sign-off? It's like if you asked, if you were married to her and you said, uh, did you pick up Eatsies tonight for dinner? And she'd be like, well, I knew it was Salmonberger night. but instead I went with the grill salmon

with mashed potatoes and broccoli you're right it'd be annoying and Fort Worth a Millie McGalvereaux CBS News Texan Texan Uh but yeah

they are they are they are just murk in these coyotes left and right up there and then do we have a guest by any chance no yeah it's pop on uh

joining us from Kingston Consulting whatever that is it's uh our lawyer Philip Kingston, our man downtown. Oh, great. I love the Lone Star gear. Thank you.

Thank you. My go-to coozy, my background, I don't want to show it, is the Lone Star like Coosy. Love it. That guy supports. Lone Star Beer 21. Dumbzone 21. I'll get you 21% off. All of the sponsors

were going to patronize unless they go away. That's right. Well, don't forget 214. or eight one seven all threes. Yeah, Kingston Consulting and my law firm doesn't do any kind of personal injury, and the Frankles would be an excellent firm for you to call. There you go. This guy should know, too.

He's a legal eagle. Yeah. Okay, so whatever's happening with the Mavericks and the stars in the city of Dallas. Great suit, by the way. I'm taking note of that. Thank you. You look awesome. Thank you, Blake. I wonder how he affords it.

I'm not, that. I'm just saying you look good. I wish I could look that good. We have a question. question, what's going on? That's my question. What is happening? And you've been kind of filling me in over the months on this, so I knew something was coming to a head, but that means I knew you were the person to go to because you've been following it. Well, it's both more simple than the legal filings make it sound, and it's also more complex than we're going to understand because there's

clearly something going on in the background, maybe even personally, between the stars and the Mavs ownership. So the basic thing is that they, the Mavs and the stars own the entities that operate the AAC. This has been the arrangement since the thing was built. It's why it was built. This was, there's always the plan. And they, the company is called center operating company limited partnership. Or as Mr. Babcock at a Jackson Walker abbreviated it, Cock L.P. Okay. So the stars almost immediately after signing these agreements and agreeing to be there, they included an agreement that they had to have their headquarters and practice facility in the

city of Dallas in addition to playing at the AAC, and they stopped doing that a long time ago. And they filed a countersuit late Tuesday in which they point out that they've been doing this for so long that it's really weird for the city or the Mavericks to be complaining about that, about their move to Frisco, because it was well covered and it's been, it's happened for a long time. But the Mavs contend that the Stars breached their agreement, and they, Therefore, the MAVs were authorized to purchase the Starr's interest in the company that runs the AAC. But the MAVs are in a weird position because then they say that even though they control the entity that operates the AAC, they contend that they are too unsure of the Starr's intentions to spend the money on the renovations they were all negotiating when this thing broke down,

which is a very odd thing to say. And they've also asked the court to issue an injunction that requires the stars to authorize the payment of bonuses to the AAC employees and to consent to the renovations, including funding 50% of them. So that typically an injunction, as you guys might remember, is something where the court tells you not to do something, you're a restraint. from doing something. This is what's called a mandatory injunction in which an action is required of a party, and the basic rule is you can't get that. Everything that the maps are

claiming is hurting them could be addressed by simple damages. You just add up the numbers and pay them back. But for some reason, they don't want to do that. And so the complexity that's overlaid in all this is both of them are telling the court that they are trying to remain in the AAC and create a world-class entertainment venue by spending hundreds of millions of dollars on new suites, essentially, and remain there to play. When in fact, what we know is that neither team wants to be there anymore.

And so it's a very, very odd situation. And I actually did call one of the city managers just to see on the off chance that she wanted to describe the dispute from the city. city's perspective, she wisely declined. So you just have my dumb ass. But it's a really strange, I don't know, game of chicken. It's a game of chicken where neither one of them actually wants to win and stay in the AAC. Right, because neither one of them wants to be second in the building my own venue, right? This is what I've kind of am gathering, talking to different people as well,

is that both of these teams don't want to be there. They neither of them trusts each other. They know they're both sniffing around elsewhere to try and, you know, they're each buying up land in different places. And if you are second in this race, you're going to lose out on some of the concerts and whatnot. If, you know, if we get a billion-dollar thing up in Plano and then another thing in Irving, you know,

it depends on which ones first that might get a lot of the good deals, you know, or a lot of the good whatever. And then you're going to have the AAC just still sitting there. Yeah, what happens if in the event... Because it looked like the Mavs were trying to do their bid and then get the stars to lock in for another 30-year lease and be like, okay, now you're here. We helped you make it better.

Right. So now we're out with this brand new place that's awesome. So the deal would have been they share the cost of renovations to up until 31 if the stars say they're going to be there from 31 to 61, but the Mavs don't have to be there past 31. Right. And the stars are like, whoa. Whoa, whoa, wait.

Yeah. Now you're going to get all this cool, new money and free, like, whatever place, they're, you know, neither one of these owners are going to end up paying a lot, I would guess, for their new arena. Well, that's the game of sports. I mean, it's, we, you know, you'd love for it to be, like, funded by TV deals and ticket sales, but the truth is it's funded by massive tax subsidies and with only a few exceptions. And so, of course, they're trying to fleece somebody, maybe Dallas, maybe a neighboring city.

But the really sad part is that these combination arenas that have both hockey and basketball are exceptionally more successful than single-team arenas. And they're better at getting the kind of 365-day activity that these teams say that they want. but the filings are further hilarious and far frustrating if you're the city of dallas both teams have lavish praise for the aAC all through these sworn pleadings that they swore to so you know it's these people are the one thing you can really say about both teams is that they are uh not even masterfully just all the time talking out both sides of their mouth now like i was talking to tc about this last night. And the AAC may not be, it's not perfect, right? It may not be the same as being in Cleveland or something, downtown-ish, but it's close enough. And if you, if you right now imagine the stars in

Plano and the Mavs in Los Kalinas or Irving, there's no chance that either one of those places are ever going to have the type of vibe that you can get, even at the AAC right now. The AAC's cool. No chance. It's fine. It's fine. You got the dart going right there. There's enough restaurants. Seriously. Yeah, no, but they've built it up quite a bit. Remember, they were there 10 years and they had done nothing. We're like, where's all the stuff that was promised? There was some misdirections and whatnot, but I'm not surprised to hear Philips say nationwide. It feels like a Dallas thing now. Put two teams in there. Put two teams plus events and you can actually possibly have a little bit of economic viability there. It would seem. Well, you have to remember

that the Stars and Mavs have been suffering through crippling financial losses over the last several season? No, no. In fact, they're highly profitable. They won't disclose how profitable, but Forbes estimates that the stars take home somewhere in the 30 to 60 million a year range, and the MAVs take home probably double that. We don't know, we will never know exactly because they won't tell us, but it's just, it's really entitled people wanting everything their way, not because they're hurting financially but because there's some kind of giant dick measuring contest going on.

Well, no, yeah, they see other cities and, like, well, this owner owns everything around his brand new arena that the city paid for. What if we had one of those, too? Like right now, I'm looking at people going over here and here spending their money. What if that was also going to me? Yeah.

Yeah, I made $30 million last year, but what if I made $50? That's what everybody's, that's what's going on here. it's insane do you know anything about um i mean obviously cuban's cuban so i'm not i'm not here to hold him up as uh just the the standard of civility but it does seem like there's been a tonal shift since the sale um these people don't really they're not from dallas they have no background here do you know anything about like them working with the city power players like how that's going Do they just bulldoze their way in?

I'm curious into how they communicate and get along with city politics. Yeah, both teams are horrible to deal with his partners. They threaten when the city manager was interviewing for her job, she was our interim city manager and then got the permanent position. While the interviews were going on, both teams called to threaten her with, leaving the AAC. And to try to get her to commit, you know, if you become the city manager, will you help us get new arenas? Now, I don't know what she said to that. Hopefully, she said, I can't commit to anything like that. But it's, I just don't think they're good partners at all.

And I think that they're significantly, with regard to Dumont, that he's significantly worse than Mark Cuban. And you can, you can throw stones at Cuban for certain things. But in general, in the spectrum of sports owners, wouldn't you prefer to have him back? Yeah, I would bet it's not just the fans, but also like the members of city council that deal with them or them as an entity. True. I think that's absolutely true.

Now, Cuban also had been threatening to move the team to an area that he controlled more of. And that's, but, you know, he was saying things like he was going to build an 80-story tower with the arena at the top. or something like that. I mean, it was maybe a little bit just leveraging. But, yeah, the basic thing is this center really still works quite well.

And the renovations they were talking about are not close to necessary to maintain its competitiveness for both sports and other events. Yeah, what, sweets? I mean, I know these things, the price tag goes up quickly, but it feels like just asking to ask. it feels like the ask is we know this probably isn't going to happen and it's going to set off do you walk into the AEC right now and think we need 600 million here well the Dallas morning news story says one of the like seven stories they got out now in this like in the what's next for the American Airlines Center it says it has aged more gracefully

than most NBA and NHL venues of his generation but it's 24 years old which I don't think needs a butt I think needs an and it's only 24 years old it says and his tenants have wandering eyes even if they make up

who will pay for the needs and modernization both franchises say fans deserve oh I like that the fans it's not us it's the fans I mean they're not able to

that's why they're showing up they have to walk across the street we want to build like a walkway to the parking garage Yeah, that's what I was And like some sweets I was at the fans though

Just last weekend people were in the stands training Renovate the sweets Renovate the sweets They were kicking people out They had signs and shirts The fans deserve to pay more for those sweets And not just the Pittons

God that's great Just think of the fans God damn it When you say I can inject Luca into everything but part of the politics here is that the Mavericks, until that trade, probably had all the leverage they needed to get a new arena out of Dallas. That is why I don't, I can't believe that Dumont didn't think about that for all the, well, he's an idiot.

Shaq, Kobe, whatever, all that stuff aside. He clearly doesn't know anything about sports. If I've got this guy, I can walk anywhere in the Metroplex, pull out my dick, and they'll say, what do you want? Right. No, but that shows he doesn't know a goddamn thing about sports at all. Even on the money real estate part, though. Think about the part where what Philip's saying here, how that relates to when Jerry was trying to get a new stadium.

He goes and brings Parcells in. He's like, we got to turn this franchise around so then I can get everything I want. That's true. And he did. He flat out said that. And the Mavs did the exact opposite. Like, what if we made our team shittier? We get everybody mad and then go ask for like a lot of money.

Yeah. So I don't know. I actually would not care if the Mavs left town. I think it would be great. Yeah, but that means the stars would leave, and I don't want the stars to leave. I know that their fan base is more north. Oh, yeah. All gone.

Just to Vegas or whatever. And then LeBron can have his new team here. Somehow, some way to fill up. Also, Friscoe doesn't really support fan-based attendance. You know, my podcast partner on Loserville points out that the, The soccer team has some of the lowest attendance in the MLS. And he blames it on the environment and the location. And even though I think the stars know that a huge amount of their fans are north,

I don't think that necessarily means that those fans want to stay north to go to a game. Well, and you just cut yourself off from other areas of the Metroplex, too, I guess. Like, who's going to want to drive from Arlington to there? Right. Yeah, it's a big, it's a big ask. It's not exactly Arlington. See, I hate to, because I, like Philip said, these are both bad actors, right? Both, like Brad Alberts is no, I'm no big fan of Brad Alberts. But if he's going up against Patrick Dumont, I got to pick one, so I'm going to pick the stars. And Brad Alberts quoted as saying, the biggest problem we have with staying in Dallas is that we don't have 365-day revenue. We don't control any of the real estate outside the building.

We're looking for the opportunity that can create 365 day a year revenue outside and also have an incredible in-venue in arena experience. Like I said, they want to own everything around it, and they want to be able to make the money off of the concerts and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, but they're not. You own it in play. You may own all of it. I just don't know how many people are going to be going up there.

Like, if you come in town, are you going to stay in Plano? Like if you're from out of town, you're probably still going to stay in Dallas. I would imagine. Pissing contests. Well, yeah. And like I said, I think they don't. Neither one wants to be the second one to bolt Dallas. And the stars sniffed out the Mavs plan.

And yeah, you sign this extra 30-year deal. And we'll put in $300. We'll put in money to help you make these sweets better. They're going to be great. You're going to love it, Janks. And then they're going to go get their own thing where they do. You know, they're selling PSLs and all that, other stuff. Well, part of the problem here, in addition to just saying you months a doofus

and doesn't understand sports, is the Adelson's are kind of doofuses. They are certain that they're eventually going to get casino gambling in Texas, and they think that that is going to supercharge the revenue from the Mavs by combining the venue with some sort of gaming stuff. And the truth is, when Sheldon Aglson was still alive, he spent every bit as much money as Miriam did on the Texas legislature and didn't get anywhere. Casino gambling is not coming. Well, Philip, this has been very informative. We will look for the bill.

We'll talk soon. Seriously, man. I appreciate it. The show is so good. I meant what I wrote, Dan. Stop it. I see it. I heard Jake say that if you like sports talk, this is actually the best product out there.

And he could be right about that. Yeah, I agree. I thought Jake said goodbye to you a minute ago. Ooh, he's right about that too. And there is your great Philip Kingston. News. The Dumb Zone News. Like and subscribe.

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Let's see here. Oh, beer mail birthdays, right? We have. Good day to you, Master of the Tummy Cummy. Gross. Name Coleman Phelps, age 31. Good dude. First off, happy New Year.

My leaders are Blake practicing his Halo BR shots with his wife's milk straight from the source to help his son's baby acne. Also, Jake's late night two-slice cheesecake delivery with two scoops of ice cream for real. dinner after eating two hot dogs at 6.30, but really it was three and only admitted it because Drop Beth would have narked on him. The questions, T.C., okay, these are a lot of leaders. I'll give them one more. The questions that T.C. and Jake came up with for bad radio trivia that no one knew

except them. We... That's more just T.C., right? No. You were in on the Bill Walton thing? Yeah. Thinking everyone knew that? The producer of the show. Yeah. Yeah, I thought everybody knew Tim Taft or Super Salad. Because you guys had listened to that a thousand times, and it had never replayed again on our stage. That's not true, but it was a miss on our part. It was a great game show, and then we completely botched the ending. But hey, tune in to the Musers episode, whatever celebration show that doesn't exist.

And, you know. More Blake book reviews. That's not even a shot. We made a bit, we were doing bits, right? Nobody else was. Whatever. Fuck it. I don't know.

Fun fact, my aunt's husband was the one that pulled baby Jessica out of the well. Boy, dude, that right there is like guys who say they were listening when the ticket went on the air. There was about 50 dudes out in West Texas. Hey, I was there. I pulled her out. Or my brother or my uncle did, actually. No, I can't get him on the show because he unalived himself. a few years after the rescue.

What did he know? What did he know? Don't what I'm saying? I know exactly what you're saying. A little CIA in the well. Huh? And one more, Hello, Mr. Dan.

Please wish happy birthday to Day 1 D.F. Drew Maholic. See you at Mahalic. He used to email Bad Radio 20 years ago to ask whether or not his locker room antics were gay or not gay. His leaders are Jake's mother-in-law for pulling Nora into the world, Jake's stepdad for ordering his meals for him at dinner, and Chappie's daycare movie selections.

That's from Jordan. Somewhat confused. Do we understand any of this? My mother-in-law was in the room when Nora was born, which was... Oh, okay, well, there you go. Yeah, the stepdad when I'm confused by... That is odd, though. Yeah, it wasn't...

To have a mother-in-law in the room. Yeah, it sucked. I wish it wouldn't have happened. Was she in there for the second one? No. Why? Probably because of you. What do you mean?

Because I was there? No. But because, you know, I didn't say, hey, this sucked. I wish this wouldn't have happened. But you guys were like, this is a joke. Who would let this person in the, and my wife listens to the show? So she does everything Dan says. So if you have like a bit about anal or something.

What, she doesn't do that? Everybody does. I don't know, man. I just leave it up to her. I thought she knew about the, doesn't she know about the Halloween Eve tradition? Halloween Eve. Only if it falls on a Thursday.

Yeah, if Halloween's on a Friday, everybody knows that. Thanks. Good looking out, dog. Okay, so now the today in history portion. Qualis Roofing presents on this day in history. Let's throw one up there.

What do we got? What do we throw up? That is a phenomenal flag, but I would guess Norway if I had a chance, so I'm not even. I'm going to say... Let's do these tomorrow, too. Oh, we got all 50 of them in there. We could just, any time. I'm going to say that that right there is South Carolina.

Wait, no. It feels blue. Grady, what do you got? Yell it. Alaska. He says Alaska. get it in a couple seconds Nevada

Oregon what do we got CK Minnesota it's the most controversial flag change in the history of the United States did they recently change it yeah it wasn't Indian oh okay

and now that see it up there on the screen we see it's just light blue George George Floyd well this is where my background comes into play but it's meant to look They, everyone says it looks like the Somalian flag. And if we have a little political history of the Somalians running over, uh-huh. That's why they don't have any cats up there, right?

They're just eating them up. Yeah. Okay, I like it. Now that one, that's, uh... That's East Coast. I know, I know Maryland has it. Yeah, but there's an Indian on it, though, although they were kind of everywhere. I want to say North...

I like your Maryland. I know Maryland, though. Oh, you do? Maryland's like that, but it's not that. I'm going to say that's... Give me Maine. Give me Wisconsin. What do we got, C.K.?

Wisconsin's a good one. Massachusetts. Wow. Well, I was right. Massachusetts shouldn't be able to put a native on theirs. Yeah. They should put Belichick. All right.

So today is Thursday, October 30th. On this day, in 1938, the radio play, the War of the World, starring Orson Wells, aired on CBS. Are you familiar with this, Blake? Yeah, how it scared people. Yeah. They thought it was real. Idiots.

1938, silly people. But it also showed the power of the audio medium. I think they had to, like, maybe put some laws on the books. Oh, what was that? That was a horse just went by. It took a dump in your driveway. It's drinking a beer? Horses can't drink beer.

Oh, now look what's happening to that horse. Is Dan crushing it with the soundboard? No! On this day in 1945, the U.S. government announced the end of shoe rationing. Every year this gets me. You're only allowed to buy four pairs of Jordans. Well, here's the thing. Read the fine print.

They were fucking buying way more shoes than we do now. Yeah. They cut it down to like, hey, guys. They didn't have, like, rubber soles because they were just... That's true. They'd be, like, leather shoes, and they'd wear out in a month. Working on their feet every day. Look at us.

That's right. All the steps they were getting in 1945. Still a lot of shoes. And no trackers. They never knew how many steps they hit in a day. No. On this day, in 1974, it was the Rumble in the Jungle. Muhammad Ali, knocking out George Foreman in the eighth round.

in Zaire, wherever that is. This was the plot of Rocky 3, I believe. No, yeah, Rocky 3, because Clubber Lang was really into, like he would come out and knock you out in the first round. Well, what Muhammad Ali did, George Foreman was much younger than Muhammad Ali at this point. He did the rope-a-dope tactic. What's that, Blake? He's just kind of hide in the corner and let them use all their energy while you dodge.

And then you come back and whip their ass in the sixth round. That's what he did. That's what the Cowboys' Defense is doing this year. Okay. About to wait for the second half of the year. And on this day in 2010, in Arlington, the Rangers win the first World Series game in franchise history. They beat the Giants in game three. Holland?

I was going to say Holland, but I don't think he has a World Series win. And then we have October 30th, this day in Dumb Zone history. So we were doing Flanel Friday on this day in 2020, and Jake was the only one not wearing one, so he made Kristen drive one up to the station. And this just says she wasn't happy about it. Commitment. Your winning pitcher that day was Colby Lewis.

That sucked. And then really the only thing else is Ava had just gotten to Clemson and said everyone was real sad because Trevor Lawrence tested positive for COVID. Those are the days when that was the worst Clemson football news. Yeah.

We're having tough times up there. Yeah, but like your kid getting out now or around now is pretty sweet though. Like just get in for five years of awesome football and the thing's smoldering. Yeah, but she's, like, working for the football program now. So she's in there day to day. Yeah, but now that you're in the pipeline.

And so obviously, like, these run sheets have a ton of cowboy stuff. And I told you a couple days ago was the Mike Nolan, Tabasco and the Eye story. And it's funny now because, like, the Cowboys' Offense is doing awesome. But in 2020, they were starting Ben Danucci. And there's a note in here of, like, what have Ben Danucci is good? And so, like, just this feigned optimism of, we, We need something. The defense sucks.

The offense sucks. The Bendinucci was bad. Primetime game against the Eagles was an electric ride. I think they only scored six points, but I'd love to talk to him about it. Yeah. He was the entertaining backup. Or Cooper Rush. How about Cooper Rush's tenure in Baltimore?

It's done. They already read. Or it's they benched him. Yeah. They already regret it. Like sometimes backups should kind of, I don't know. No, no, like, he should be a Cowboys backup. It kind of fit here.

He could handle the offense. When Dak was out a few games, he did quite well. And then he goes to backup Lamar Jackson. It didn't make any sense. I'd feel a lot better right now if I had him in a spot game than Joe Milton. But not with the Lamar Jackson offense, you know? Right, right, yeah. Other birthdays today.

Are we done? Other birthdays. Let's get the nuch on the couch. I've been thinking, do we need to, should we do the Dumb Zone birthday of the day like at the first one? I like building. You like building, all right.

Edging? We'll edge you to there. So I'll start with... Hey, ask your daughters if they've read the gooning article that everybody's talking about. I bet, I mean, just do they know gooning? I thought it was just beaten off.

Well, then I don't want to ask them about that. Do they definitely know the word? Is it beating off to them? Yeah. Oh, well, yeah, I don't know if I want to... You have your daughter, but... Sexual subculture where edging porn and hours of trans-like pleasure collide. Yeah, Harper's Magazine wrote a long article about it.

Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. This is what these kids are doing, bro. This is what they're doing. They're like hours on end, just edging up on porno. Hours of... Get out of here, ad. There's a long article that people are talking about.

Hours of arousal without release Often paired with increasingly niche porn To keep the brain wired and buzzing I'll tell you what And it was written by like Either one of them has read a long article Probably ever They like

Well I saw the headline or something By far the most popular of these This is a type A communal ritual By far the most popular is feeding A sort of porn meditated cyber sex In which one gooner sustains another session

By sending them curated porn from their private collection. This is called goon fuel. I like when people write about 6-7 or... I know. That's exactly what this is, yeah. Yeah, see, some report... Let's just tell you what it's about. De-scentation to real-world sex.

Yeah, this is bad. It's bad for people. Yeah, yeah. All right, let's goon our way to our birthday of the day. we'll start with Mickey Rivers is 77 Who's at Blake? Mickey Rivers Baseball? I don't know

You know Why do I know Okay Well he's right It is a former rangers center field That's right Yeah there you go I heard the music

I heard the music's talking about that this morning So I knew it was something I should know I would visit Uncle Gary Mickey Rivers might have been out in the Was he any good Or just he was a ranger He was a ranger Kind of wacky I think when he went up to bat

He'd kind of flip his bat around kind of crazy. Everybody did bits back then. Lance Nix, 45. Another Ranger. Keith Brooking is 50. Man. Got to have a nice white middle linebacker.

One season? I think it was only one, but it was fun. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. Boy, it was way more than one. It might have been two and a half or three, I'm seeing. Dick Vermeal, 89. Players.

Devin Booker is 29. Still hate him. I have a different thought. I was looking at his picture this morning on the birthday page, and I'm like, you know what? I used to hate him, and now I'm kind of indifferent. Like, I don't want him to do well. But, all right, well, whatever.

No, I feel that. I can't get there, though. That guy sucks. And, yeah. I'll tell you what, if he's taken on the Mabs in round one of the playoffs, I know who I'm rooting for. Oh, no doubt. Book all day.

That'd be a weird. I'm a big book guy. whoever else is on their team he had a mascot removed from the arena during COVID because it was distracting him from shooting free throws yeah he's a bitch they're all bitches right get that raptor out of here

Marcus mariotta is 32 washed well he was the first round pick I like him I'm doing my Terry Bradshaw now we'll call back like yeah Ty Detmer 58 That made me feel extremely old when I heard that this morning. I've gone hunting with him.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Let's hear about it. He owns a ranch in South Texas, and his son-in-law, or like his sister's husband, so brother-in-law, actually. That's the word. I used to work with my stepdad, and so one year for my birthday, I went down there and got to sit in a deer blind with Tye Detmer for a weekend. This is a long NFL career.

Nice. From San Marcos. What did you shoot? Black Buck. It's hanging on my wall. What's Black Buck? It is an African antelope. Tastes amazing.

You know, like, most of these places, like, especially down there, frankly, where I went to rehab, they just, it's just a massive, massive plot of land. It's fenced. And they put, like, obviously, black buck is not native to south texas but it's just stock full of all these exotics some of which were still at the place where i went to rehab there there were like weird antelope out there and stuff that had just been left you get all sorts of like african animal all sorts of stuff on texas ranches we should go hunt it seems kind of easy to kill one then

then like doesn't that take a little of the fun away yeah i mean it's not the serengetti There's just a hundred? Yeah, but I don't, the hard part is, like, tracking it after you shoot it, but I don't shoot it to where they run. Yeah, I just drop them where they're at, so we don't have to do a lot of work. Hell yeah. If y'all don't know anything about me, it's that if there's an easy way to do it, I'm going to. I bet he's really good at shooting, too. Oh, he's amazing.

But it does sound like, it's like the modern-day Easter egg hunt, where they're just, all the eggs are laying there on the field, and you just have to run out. get them you're going to get so many email i think hunting is hard yeah support no i mean i think it'd be really funny if most of the guys who ran like excavation companies that i grew up with who were like yeah we got a bagged six buck this weekend they were like four bills i'm like you should have to do that with your hands pussy yeah let's try it i think hunting is easy i'll give you the only thing i will hunt is uh the most difficult game of all poon man yeah Do you see their remaking Running Man? It's out. It's like coming out.

With who? Twister. Glenn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Glenn Powell. But Running Man isn't the hunting. Well, that is Hunting Man, but what was the one where they all go camping? With Ice Cube?

Yeah. Ice T. I think that was the one. That was a good one. Surviving the game. Yeah, that's the one. I would Bucy. Bring back the movie review.

Let's do it. Diego Maradana is 65, says Cupspin. I thought if he's the one, he's the Coke guy, right? He should know. He's a soccer guy. And his brother got killed by the cartel for an own goal. Oh, really? Yeah.

Ivanka Trump, 44. Henry Winkler, 80. Gavin Rossdale, 60. That is with Bush. Bush would open for Tool. Fran Dresher is 68. Man, I'm sad to say. Yeah, I shouldn't be.

The voice makes her seem not as hot as she is. Or at least it was. She's now 68. But, like, when the nanny was on TV, And, like, she was kind of pitched as, like, a hyper-sex, like, outside the box type. I don't know. I liked it a lot. Yeah.

Ashley Graham is 38. Big fan. That is a plus-size model. Yeah. And Dumbs on Birthday Today? Andrew Schultz is 42. Co-host of Akash Singh. Disagree with, like, almost all of his takes.

politically, socially, whatever. But I do think he's very funny. And when I met him through Brian Demaris, like he got me backstage, Green Room after the show, he was one of the nicest dudes I've ever met. Like, shockingly so. Not like good dude. He was like overly nice and gentle.

It's weird, you know? That's good to hear. You don't want to hear someone's an asshole. No. But you definitely think it when somebody's act. The more aggressive somebody's act is, the more likely you are to be like, this guy's probably kind of a dick. More lady.

And he was sweet as could be. Born on the Stay Now Dead, Christopher Columbus. He's back. We're back, Italians. We're back. And Harry R. Truman. Harry R. Truman was not a former president. Harry R. Truman became famous in 1980

because he owned something called the Mount St. Helens Lodge. And he was 84 years old. And, you know, scientists are like, yeah, we got a pretty good indication. This mountain, this volcano is going to erupt. And he's like, I lived on this mountain. I'm going to take my chances on this mountain. And he died. He died.

Yeah. Yeah. Dead on this day, still dead. I give you Angela Hitler, the sister, one of the sisters. She died in 1949, so she had a rough couple of years probably, right? Not as bad as like whoever, we do one every year of a guy who died in like 99. Yeah. He's like he saw Total Request Live with the name Hitler.

And Whitey Bulger, died in this day in 2018, the mob boss. Got found out by breast implants. We're back. Columbus Day, we're back, Italians. You remember that part of the story? And that's what happened. Was it his wife? Girlfriend, wife, whatever.

Yeah, he had paid for her to get new implants. And then when she had to get them replaced, they tracked them. They tracked the old ones. There was a little QR code on your titty plant. That's the very, the hidden negative to breast implants. We didn't know there was a negative, folks. All right. Well, it looks like your buddy Gray.

he left and we are here with Esteban who is our sit-in today let's make this uh we can give them a quick hit because we mentioned before but frankle and frankle 214 817 all three's that's our personal injury attorney so when you get an accident on your way home you're going to call them or if you had gotten your roof from somewhere else and it fell on you right but not with qualis you should be straight there no that thing will stay right up there look at this thing up here on my roof uh whatever uh so what's your bit uh i don't have a bit um thanks for having me i wanted to went to college with grady and want to uh have a showdown on the fossil words

but uh he had to bail on us so yeah he was the one who sent us the most obvious one ever again last week grady's i didn't know you went to high school oh that's a guy you were making fun of yeah yeah i said that one was fine yeah it's it's always good to refresh you people's memories. Grady called into bad radio when I was the producer 10 plus years ago, 12, 13 years ago and he was like everything you're doing is just stealing

from Barstool and Pardon my Take. I think they might have even have just started And he was like, just calling me out, calling me out. He's like, you're just like, it was bad. And I'm like, yeah, well and I lost it. And we had a big on-air fight. Oh, you did? Or you and Bob sat there. And then we

fought over email for many more years. And then eventually can we find that audio probably okay we're both i think pretty embarrassed about it in retrospect you and grady yeah we fought a lot he would call shit talk me on the sunday morning show and look where it's all led right here he likes to stir the pot he does he's good at it he's very good at it and he's also sent me like some of the most informative emails on whatever that i've ever yeah he's anyway you're fine too i guess jake converted them there you know converting them to what You're still not hating me. Yeah, not talking shit.

Actually, Barstool is stealing from you. He was a college soccer coach for a long time, a head coach at the college level. Esteban? Yeah. Brownwood, Brownwood, Texas for five years. Howard Payne University. Howard Payne? Me and Grady went to Hardin Simmons and Abilene.

The church camp cycle. Can you help this guy? With his Little League soccer coaching? Oh, yeah. If you need. We've got to practice down the street two and a half hours ago. You're saying you've got plenty of emails, so, but yeah. Yeah, and I think the main thing is just at that age, the skill levels, like, if I could just coach

the two best girls on the team, I got a lot of, I could do with them, drills, this, that it's just trying to get the worst three to do the same drills as the top three. We're only as strong as our weakest link. I know, and so you have to cater everything you do to the girls who don't really know what they're doing, and then the girls of the top get bored. What's good is... Managed the roster. What's good, at least we found this in softball as the years went on,

is smaller groups, and then you can have drills for their individual skill level. That's a great idea. I did think about splitting them up. Yeah, the four girls lowest, four girls high. You can just keep that moving around. And then you go to different... So that everybody gets the same thing every practice,

but they could be at their own level with people that are on their own level too. And the worst thing about practice in the Little League, in my opinion, Esteban, is standing around and waiting. Yeah, we try to kill that. The fifth in line. So if you have four people, you're almost always doing something, but you've got to have other parents now.

You man, this station, you do this station, you do this, and then we'll get it all together and we'll do a little something, you know, simulation. What was your win-loss record? We weren't good. We were small little school. we made the playoffs one year. There you go. All right.

I don't patronize him. I mean, look, the guy coached the college sports team. Was it boys or guys? Those guys, you have him do jumping jacks for you? Before we even got on the air, he said, I was a coach in college, and before I said a word, he goes, and there were no jumping jacks. Throwing up there, Clayton, what are we ending with? Wait, did you find anything or no?

I see Blake furiously looking. My record. What do we? Okay, so this flag on the screen here, it's got a white flower in the middle of it. It says, in God we trust, and there's a circle of flowers around it. I can confidently tell you, I've never seen that in my life. Well, we got 50 of these, huh? That seems like a, that's a desert flower.

A desert flower from New Mexico. I like that. Let's do New Mexico. Mississippi. That's a magnolia flower. Freaking close. All right, well, it's been fun. Adios, mofo. We got to go before this becomes a zoo. Thank you for watching my video.

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