The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 10-31-25 | Halloween show at Cane Rosso!

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

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Hello, I'm professional broadcaster Dan McDowell, letting you know that you were about to hear one of our free podcast. But if you'd like to subscribe at dumbzone.com, you'll get four shows per week plus the weekend wrap-up and any bonus sods like our business Wednesday interviews. So, if you forgot how to use the 15-second rewind, that's dumbzone.com to subscribe. Now, on to today's program. You are listening to subscriber only content. We made it to Friday, fellas. How do we do it? We started the week in Denver.

You call that? Out west. You prepping for champy? Oh, yeah, yeah, big time. desert way. So we started the week in Denver, and we end the week in Carrollton. Closer than I thought? That is where we are today.

Well, Carrollton is closer than you thought? Yeah, this is 15 minutes from the Tarrant Burbs. Yeah, yeah. Didn't realize that as I've been suffering through lesser pizza closer to my house. This is not far at all. Yeah, why not just drive over here? Grab a couple and then head up. Historic downtown Carrollson?

I don't know why I'm coughing. Would you say this is historic, anyone? Yeah, it's a lot of old buildings. It's a nice little downtown. Yeah. And there are a lot of old buildings. There's one, though, that stands out as the best building. The beacon.

The home of Conne Rousseau. Our old home away from home. we love Cane Roso folks they love Canne Roso it's the best pizza in town wonderful not really debatable and if you don't think so and you leave a mean comment at least 12 years ago Jay will fight you on Yelp about it

that's what I heard I've never looked at all that but he said it was a lot of fun it was a great time he was one of the he was fighting back against the carpments of the world just leaving negative Yelp reviews to get free things. Right. Everybody else would like capitulate. Start kissing their ass. Yeah. Jay would just be like

no, F you. Our stuff's good. So we're not only in Carrollton at Conne Roso, which is a big enough deal, but it's Halloween. On a Friday. On a Friday. And we are joined here at the table by Julie

Dobbs. Julie Dobbs, everybody. All I see is Dan McDowell. Am I? Am I? Julie Dobbs or do I look a little bit like you? How did you get the same shorts? So Julie Dobbs dressed as me.

Yeah. The exact same shoes? I'm Dan. 69, everybody. What's that nasty stuff on your shorts? Are you talking about the yogurt? That's gross. Julie is wearing a dumb zone

69 jersey. Cowboys jersey. I don't know where you would have acquired that. She's wearing a black hat, plain black hat, black shoes, yeah, and khaki shorts. It's the Dan look. Yeah. Yeah.

So I had the jersey, and I was waiting to give it to her. I feel like I'm being made fun of it. This isn't going to help then because pre-jurzy, pre-jurzy, I was telling her what time I'd be here with a jersey, and she was like, okay, without it, I look like a giant lesbian. I did say that, and I think I still may. And that's okay. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, it's a good bit, man.

That's buy it right there. Okay. I love it. I like it. Yes. The guy's ready to party. It came to me last night at 11 o'clock. I was stressing about what to wear.

I had a light, bold moment. Just be Dan. Well, speaking of 11 o'clock, yeah, I had a call this morning. Let's see. Do you know what Jake is? Do you know Jake's? Can you identify his costume? Of course I can.

Well, you want to tell you? Tell everybody, people listening? The Wicked Witch of the West? No, I'm Miriam Adelson. Exactly. That was my point. Yeah, there you go, the West. There you go, yeah.

I'm vampire Miriam Adelson. I was going to go at Cat as Cat. And so I went to Spirit Halloween looking for a sexy little fellow who compensates for his lack of stature and general independent achievements while riding the coattails of the musers in the hard line and thus taking out that anger and insecurity by being an asshole to everyone you can be. But they only had it in Excel. Oh, bad cat. So you guys know have trimmed down, so I went with Miriam instead. Okay. They didn't have that at Spirit Halloween, you say.

Not in large. Not in large. And why vampire teeth? Just because she's, the more I thought about it, when I was like, I could buy regular teeth or vampire teeth. I was like, I want vampire teeth in the picture. This woman is, if nothing else, the modern day version of a vampire. They moved into our city and sucked all the. fun out of it for what reason uh she's also possibly a little responsible for a genocide so

you add it all kind of levels vampiric just multi-level um i have uh dusted off an old costume an old clown suit somebody gave me once years ago when i lost a bet and then i saved it thinking why am i saving this i don't know let's just save it because i save everything yeah and then here we go last night like you said kind of later at night, was thinking, ah, I don't like what I'm, whatever. You weren't feeling it. Just dusted it off, and here it is. It still fits, folks.

It still fits. We go along the line here, and Blake Jones, who all week long threatened not to be a part of the fun, because that's just kind of his thing, is in full costume and we're thinking what are we what are we doing here is this uh i'm saying that's dangle to me this is the greatest thing we've ever seen hot pants on over there he is uh village people what are we doing you know how fast you're going back there that mustache does make you look like a cop why such a rush today yeah there's like four versions of blake's life and you in a hurry highway patrol is definitely one of the four

Yeah, when you craft that mustache, dude, that thing is incredible. Yeah, that's, that's, hey, the sign on the costume, the label probably said sexy, you're living up to it. For real. A lot of thigh. Yeah, I thought, uh, lot of thigh. Yeah, it's, yeah, uncomfortable. Yeah, Blake is in a sexy, sexy Halloween, sexy Halloween. I wouldn't say sexy.

Cop, but it's the tiniest little shorts you've ever seen. Just the Reno 911 cop uniform. We might see a ridge. Oh, God. There might be a ridge there. I'm looking for the ridge. Oh, dear. Maybe.

And Clayton. Clayton is Clayton. What are we at? Due to tariffs, this is my Halloween costume. That's excellent. Ah, yeah. That's fantastic. The 4XLT, it's tough to find a Halloween costume.

I would imagine. And the tariffs, I guess. I don't know. It feels like all this stuff comes from China. So. Feels like if anything's going to be hit, it would be Spirit Halloween. What is China thinking is they're sewing together a homelander outfit? Do they have any idea what they're doing?

I don't think they're allowed to think. Really? I think they just kind of sew. It just work. Okay. And here at Coné Roso in Carrollton, not only can you have lunch here today, you could win a $100 gift card to Conne Roso,

if you're wondering where you, where's the gift card to? if you are the winner of our Halloween costume contest. You have till 2.30. How is this whole thing being judged, Julie Dobbs? Because Julie is kind of like... Like, are you going to be the final decision maker? I think I should be. Do you think, how about we do this during the break,

which is like an hour and a half into the program, uh-huh. We'll kind of all like walk around and pick our favorite few and then pair it down and give it away kind of there. During the break? I don't know, like in that last... Right at the end of the show? Yeah, because it could be people trickling in.

Okay. Maybe knocking off at 12.30 or something on a Friday. That means you want to force this guy and his lady to sit here for a couple hours. Maybe we can modify. Maybe we'll split the baby. What else are they going to do just like that? You're in the perfect place for the whole day, right? I have a couple of drinks, sit back and see if you win your contest.

My advice. Moms love contests. They do love that shit. Well, this whole bit was Julie's idea, right? To broadcast from here on this day? It was. We had to move a guy out of the den for a sit-in. Yeah, I was excited to get an opportunity to dress up again.

I kind of left it alone once the kids started needing me to group up. Jake called me this morning. I even brought the, I have a Star of David necklace here. Oh, wow. As I told you guys. Where did you find that? I had one. Okay.

I just kind of keep for good luck. Interesting. That's your Miriam Allison. You really, he really nailed it, dude. Got a Luca jersey. The X over the 77. Yeah. Oh.

Thank you. It felt good to put this back on again. I didn't think I'd ever put the Luca back on. There you go. I mean, somehow it makes me feel a little bit better about the Lucas situation and I'm here to help right um that you're making fun of the owner in some way I guess maybe the longer we can just you know draw this thing out so TC is out here today Jake's idea so Jake called me at 1020 this morning I live about 25 minutes 30 minutes away from

here so I was going to try to be here like by 11 you saw that I didn't get here to 11 10 because Jake said, hey, I got a costume idea. Can you go find a coat? I want a T.C. to be Patrick Dumont. And if he could be just in an ill-fitting coat, that's all he'll really need. And T.C. a little bigger than me, but I used to be a little bigger as well. So I got one of my old coats, brought it here. That took you 15 minutes?

Well, it took me a little while. I had to find the coat. This bullshit doesn't even make sense. Well, you're not supposed to listen to what. what I say and then follow up with factual It was an

ill-conceived idea but also because TC dresses how TC wants to dress but as I thought it through this is all he's got like most people who don't dress

like dress up would have a dress shirt that they could wear he doesn't have that doesn't even have a dress shirt and he looked at me like no I don't wear that shit I don't wear that shit

and that's that's kind of like neither do I but I have it all hanging in my closet. And I was going to say that, but I didn't, but... Like, I don't wear this clown uniform usually, but... It seemed like a good idea. I should have just left it dead in the water. I'm sorry that I paid you late.

I think that's a great idea. You could still pull it off, just the top half. I think he has, like, messed up... His tooth looks funny to me, right? Doesn't you have funny tooth? There's something there that just makes him look a little extra dorky. He looks like it nicked him, as Shane would say, you know? Yeah.

There's a little... Oh, yeah, he's got a gap in the middle. There's something chromosomal. And I'll tell you what, the whole Luca thing is him. What are we doing? I don't know. He's wearing a Luca thing. He's Mario Madelson.

You're talking about Dumont? I just want to say, I think our anger is directed at Nico Harrison. And there are a lot of people, and I've said this, too. If you just fire Nico and apologize to the city of Dallas, while one, I think that would. There's Nico's idea. Was it? A hundred percent. I don't know.

A hundred percent. Did you read that book? He hated him. I know, but Dumont also was about to have to pay him like. Yeah, no, that was a selling point in Niko convincing. That was part of the convince, the sell job from Nico is like, look, this guy's already kind of a problem. Do you really want to be paying him? This is what we're looking at next year, making him the highest paid ever.

And Dumont, gullible dummy, was able to run that idea across the goal. but it's the nexus of this is definitely Nico. He wanted to trade the problem. I mean, if you were the guy, if you were Nico, you would have talked him out of it or like just explained why you can't do that. Yes, even if it was his idea. Dan, I just don't think there's any world.

I don't think. But how does he not get fired then? How is he not fired now if it was his idea? Well, the Mark Stein reporting is that because he's in a catch-22 because he knows he signed off on it. Similar to the Browns and Deshaun and Jimmy Haslam. Dumont might have, it wasn't his idea, but he signed off on it. So now what's he going to do?

He fires Nico. Nico's going to be like, yeah, this guy approved the trade. I think we'd all be fine with it, but Mark Stein's reporting is that he's sticking with him. See, I think he's not firing him because Nico would then be able to publicly say, well, he came to me with this idea. I just don't think that's true. I don't think there's any way, based on Tim McMahon's book. of how pissed on. Dude, it wasn't Dumont that fired Scooter Tomlin.

It wasn't Dumont that, you know, on down the line of guys, body team, all those people. Casey Smith. Dumont didn't even know Casey Smith existed, I bet. So that was all to me. I don't want to take the blame off of either one of them, but I think it starts with Nico. And then, in a weird way, you're hoping that the owner who knows nothing about basketball

steps in and stops it. But since he doesn't, he said this sounds like a great idea. You'll save so much money. And now AD's hurt. The Spurs are five and O. Spurs may never lose. You know how excited I was for Luca and Wemby? Just to have that again, my youth of respecting the Spurs in a fun way.

Now what? Now we're all sad. Now we're all sad because of your outfit. The Wings have the top three picks in this month and next month's draft. Yep. So they will rebuild. The Wings. The Thanksgiving and Christmas draft.

How did sports mayor allow the Mavs and Stars thing to spiral out of control the way he has? Like it's the one thing he actually kind of cares about in his public about. Yeah. Is sports in Dallas. and we're going to now lose all the teams. The wings are going to be the only thing left. My guess is he doesn't really have any power. He just likes to talk and say he's a puppet.

Figure head. He's a puppet for the business elite in the city. Now, how they don't keep it there, I don't know. But he can't do anything. And, you know, Philip told us yesterday, ask anybody, and they would have told you that both those teams have been a thorn in the city's side since they built that arena. As far as what? Just as far as requests and again demands like that somebody's

getting nominated for city manager and they're going to call her and say we need you to guarantee you're going to do improvements to this arena if you want us to I mean I know it's just how politics are but they both complain a lot but it works yeah no they're and that's why they'll end up leaving the city that's where the cowboys left the city right and look how great the libraries are and how well-paid all the teachers are in the city of Dallas because that they're not going to pay for these big stadiums. Sad. Remember when we had sports in Dallas?

I kind of do, man. It's like a year ago. I'm already mentally preparing for that. As if it wasn't bad enough, now the Mavs and the stars are fighting each other. It's a joke at this point. What are we going to do Monday night for the game? You can't even watch YouTube TV. ABC anymore.

That's a sports topic if you want to like call it sports. We will need to make sure you have ESPN Plus. I do. I guess we could just use my account. If I have the bundle, Hulu, Disney, ESPN. Yeah, I get HBO on there too.

I guess that means I'm getting it. You're double paying for ESPN. So this is not a big deal. But for some people, first Monday Night Cowboy Game of the Year is the weekend that goes black. Yeah, so YouTube TV. I can't watch the daybreak this morning.

My 5 a.m. WFAA. It was not on there. So this apparently is Disney has pulled, like they're still just negotiating. But I guess this is a negotiating tool that they said they would pull it by October for November 1st, right, if we're not moving further on our negotiations. and that is what they're saying. I don't know that I understand this all that well, but I do know that the genesis of it is ESPN is trying to force people to buy their app

because they've moved everything over there, and so they want you to have to buy the app. So this is the way that they're going to do it by if we just take it off of the other outlet. Right. Although it is on Hulu. And so you wonder how much of this is, YouTube TV is the number one

streaming provider Hulu is number two. Hulu. Is it funny to say? Yeah, three times, maybe five. Don't get this right. Well, how should I say it? Hulu.

Hulu. Hulu. Hulu? Yeah. It's fun. It is fun. Anyway. Yeah.

So I think they might be driving people to there too. Like, oh, we'll make this our streaming package because they have everything. Yeah, it seems like they're both just making more, like the money they want from YouTube TV. is higher, like they're raising their rates

while also trying to force people over to their platform, which now costs more than it ever has. Hello? No, ESPN. Hello? ESPN's bundle is like, you know, it's whatever they're charging now, 30 or 40 bucks a month

if you want the whole thing. And I don't, it doesn't, I don't know that this is like an indictment of streaming altogether. I saw a lot of people last night, like, you guys hated cable, it's what you get. And like, I still feel like this is vastly better.

Why never hated cable? the stuff. I did. Why? Because it was insanely expensive. I didn't, I was in my 20s paying like $210 for cable and internet. And I was watching like three channels. Right, you would only watch ESPN. Yeah, and now, still, I pay

way less than that. I pay under 200 for all of it. It's funny seeing you make points in that wig. I could start talking like her if you want. I think you should. Have you heard her talk? Yeah, yeah.

One time I listened, because I was going to do an AI of her. Everybody knows she has, like, pretty out there political opinions regarding the Middle East. I found one speech where she's like, and my friend who is doctor, he told me that man now having babies. He is seeing man having baby now because of the left. Like she's one of those, but she just talks really cool. Okay. Yeah, I've never heard her speak at all. She's Israeli.

I didn't know. I mean, I knew she's had connection over. I don't know anything about her. I mean, what would you like to know? She got Trump elected, and the reason that two months or three months after Trump got elected, there was a heavy kicking up of presence in Palestine was because of her. Hmm. Is that a stretch, T.C.?

He says no. She gave more money to Trump than anyone, I think, in 2016? and then was this time not so sure she was going to do it there was a lot of questions about whether she'd do it and uh she's like you know i kind of need a little little see something see something for the for the effort here and so clearly she got it insured to her give me back in there we got plans and she also traded lucca well to me i was about to say like all of that stuff is weird that i don't care about it at all yet i hate her yeah because of the uh whole lucca situation Obviously, she didn't trade Lucas, but, you know, she put Tommy Boy in charge of the... Exactly. It's her fault for putting him there. Yeah, it's a tough thing. But, you know, the Cowboys are rallying, headed to the playoffs. It is a tough thing.

Well, how are the chances for the Cowboys making the playoffs? 31% with a win. Are you guys aware? There's a great website that does the playoff leverage by game. So it shows every team Like with a loss what they go to And with a win what they go to So with a win we get to 31%

With a loss We're down to 11 That doesn't sound great It's like taking into account The schedule coming up and all that Yeah it's taking into account a lot But that's all I need Because Monday's night's a given

So 4-4 and 1 Then you get the But we're going to have streaming Monday some way like because we're doing a show we're doing a game brought to you by Connie Roso the food official food provider of what was formerly known as the Cowboys Stream Team

and for the rest of the year will be known as the triumphant push for the playoffs with the dumb zone and Connie Roso okay because I was thinking if we couldn't watch it could we just listen to Brad and Babe were we yeah yeah like we'll just have a listening party

can't kill radio like yeah Sounds great. We put our old radio there. We won't. We'll just be looking at a radio. But how will you know what's going on in the game? Ha! Do you guys see he was, uh, he wanted to know why Jesse Hawley capitalizes every word on Twitter?

I thought that was funny. I'm enjoying my Brad Sham Twitter experience. Yeah. Yeah. He's certainly defending the star. He's also, he sounds like he's kind of anti-Trump. You should love him. I don't want that.

What does that mean? I don't know. I don't know. He's the top. type of person that makes me want to love Trump. Interesting. A cunt. Whoa. Wow. Okay. Is that not what we're calling that?

Miriam. How could you say? Behavior anymore? That kind of behavior? Yeah, like the, I'm going to go around and tell everybody what they should think about and why are you capitalizing your words and why are you being so negative and why are you, I mean, I don't know that I'd ever use that word to describe that. Is that an apt word? What do you, what that? I'm not against it. Like a Karen.

She knows. That's all that word is. That's just the vulgar version of a Karen. Yeah, he's sports Karen. Okay. I was looking at the, so now we don't have a Sunday game. So do you get a little fired up? You get to actually watch NFL football on Sunday, or are you coaching a soccer game? I'll do both, but because of rain, darling, I have a game tomorrow, Sunday, and Monday.

Wow. Yeah, dude. The last three games of the season. season. Why do we have to force that in? Because of a rainout and also, I don't know if this has ever happened to you, but at the start of the season, they gave us eight, yeah, at the start of the season, they gave us eight games. And somewhere in the middle of that decided they wanted to have a tournament one of those weekends instead. They're like, you sign up if you want to play. We're like, we don't, you know, we just want to play the games we got scheduled. But the upshot is we have a game, yeah, three days in a row, including right before the stream Monday. Have you streamlined everything, your pregame routine,

you've got the juice and the bananas or whatever you bring. That's the mom's job. No, no. Yeah, they do that. We do have a snack list, and Doyle King's daughter-in-law is my team manager. Sign-up genius. But I did some wild. Last time, the last game, I had gone to eatsees and gotten special Halloween Oreos,

eight of them, one for each member of the team. That's so cute. And I was like, if you guys ball out in the first half, It's Oreo time at the half. You're learning. All it takes is braving kids to score goals. And they were like, what if they'd never seen cookies so cool as the Eatsies? What if they had not done well?

I would have eaten all of them. Okay. In front of them. They just would have cried. Is they cry? Yeah. Try harder. Tough love.

You should come out. Come check it out. It's down the street. We have three games right there for you. I'll go to one of the games. Come hang out with Chapie. Do some play-by-play. You can come hang out with Chapie.

My dad still does the same. thing he did when I was in high school. When I was playing games in high school, I would look up in the stands and my dad would be there, but he would be by himself in the far top corner of the stadium as far away from the other parents as he can get. I just always assume that's because he didn't want to talk to my mom. I could see that. But I think he just didn't want to talk to anybody.

So now he comes to the game and walks to a distant, like, Lee Harvey Oswald vantage point and just kind of watches through the tree. It's really interesting. Was he ever kicked out, like, when you were growing up in high school games or anything like that? He was kicked out of a youth game once. Yeah. He was kicked off the sideline because there was a kid getting rode out of bounds to our sideline. And, like, when he got to my dad, my dad didn't move out of the way.

He kind of finished the tackle. I'm like a 10-year-old. That will get you kicked out. Yeah. My dad was kicked out once. And now that you're an adult, you know, you're looking back, I'm like, wait a second. Back then, it didn't process.

Like, it was nothing. I don't know. So now I'm like, now I'm like, wait, why was my dad kicked out of a high school football game? He had a temper. And so I think he was just yelling too much. So now I'm having this, like, adult epiphany that my dad was that guy. Like, that guy yelling, now I understand as a parent. I hate that guy. But I love my dad.

But it's just, I'm trying to work through it all. I'm working through these emotions. I'm hoping our generation's a little bit better. Oh, they're not. Just from seeing their parents. Have you not had that guy yet at your games? I've had a little bit of that lady. Now they yell at the kid refs and everything.

Oh, my gosh. And I got an email the other day that we will not be sharing on the year. Oh, did you get in trouble? I got a league email. Shut up. Yeah. About you? Just about a bunch of stuff, like where you let parents stand, basically.

Too close? I don't know. It was written like, uh, It was basically written the same style as the cease and desist that Cumulus sent us. It was like nine paragraphs. Oh, my gosh, Jake. And I just replied. But you took this one seriously.

Is Cumulus behind this? I didn't read this one as viewer mail. That might be your greatest move of all time. When all is said and done. And they mocked it. They brought it up in court. They did. They read this as a piece of viewer mail.

Did you not read the? Well, yeah. Oh, but I was looking at the national map for the games we're going to get. Yeah. So we get Chappie's favorite team, the Colts, India at Pittsburgh. I see India at Pittsburgh is Ian Eagle and J.J. Watt. I am, maybe we'll do this next week. I have a J.J. Watt rant.

That guy sucks. A J.J. Want. And it's because I watch McAfee, and he goes on there. And he just yells about PFF grade. and he's like, they were trying to get him to talk about Aden Hutchinson's contract. And he's like, Macon, he's like, I got 29 total pressures of our last three years. And Watt's like, what are pressures? Nobody knows.

Oh. I go off sacks. This is all, like, he just makes it seem like it's nerd stuff to count not raw data. When every coach who's been hired in the last five years is like, we don't look at sacks. Sacks go up, they go down. We look at pressure rate. But J.J. Watt worried that his instant. institutional knowledge is being taken from him is like, no, pressures are for nerds,

sacks only. Did he ever get defensive player of the year in part because of the pressure? But, no, yeah, exactly. But he was great at all of it. It's just football people don't like. Wait, where's Romo? When, you know, people who didn't play talk the game. Which is why the coach from Last Chance You has been yelling at Mina Kimes on Twitter for the last two days.

I saw that. There was an argument about, like, watching film or something. Like, wasn't his thing famously? Like, I never watched film. I don't do anything. I just... I'm a bit of a savant. Yeah, I just show up and...

Who says that? Come up with a game plan. A guy who's about to get fired. Yeah. Where's Romo? Go late. Oh, the late game. I'm sorry.

Nansen, Romo. You know where he is. On Kansas City Buffalo. I forgot. It's going to be so great. I forgot just with the early game. All right. You know, when you get old, you know, for my...

very, my youth in football, and for people who are a little bit older than me, they get to think of the Cowboys and the Niners, and they hear those tones. They hear Pat Summerall and John Madden. It's like a documentary in real time. And everyone from this era will have maybe the, I think the greatest rivalry of my lifetime, Chiefs Bills, narrated by Romo going, I hear it go, Jim. Patrick, that's funny. You heard his voice? That's winning. He throws it. And Nance just being a gay. It's not a serious person. I remember my kid when we would see a cowboy game that didn't have Troy announcing,

would say, where's the Cowboys announcer? Yeah. Because it seemed like Buck and Troy were on every one of those. Yeah. Which made me think, as I'm looking at all these other options this weekend. And by the way, T.C., I can watch any one of these games now on my NFL Sunday ticket. He was upset. He had to watch the Bears game on his phone last week.

because I did not have Sunday ticket prior to last week's stream, and now I do. At a greatly discounted rate eight weeks into the season. I'm sure, and it will... Let's keep track on how much that is used. Well, yeah. Well, I'm going to invite T.C. over, so he'll watch the Bears and use my Sunday ticket.

Anyway, it's kind of like... Do you know who Tom McCarthy is? Old play-by-play guy? Well, play-by-play guy, for sure. He's going to be announcing Chargers at Tennessee with Ross Tucker. I know Ross Tucker. Andrew Catalan? Yeah.

With Jason McCordy doing Atlanta, New England. My point is, isn't it kind of cool to be following the Cowboys and you never have to see these people? Yeah, that's known as the Campo era. Kenny, Albert, and Jonathan Vilma. That would be like the worst you'd ever get. I don't like all this show, Velma. Chris Myers, Mark Schlereth.

The best thing that the Cowboys have going right now is that Greg Olson got demoted. Yeah, because you get a second-tier good team or, you know, interesting team, so we're getting the best guy. Because Brady Grimes. There's no doubt T.C. has seen Spiro Dedeas before. See?

From the game? Yeah, like doing the Chicago game. That she was on the Chicago at Cincinnati. this week. He used to be a big player in Pac-12 after dark, too, back in the day. Really? A little Friday night fun. By the way, I'm a 1-0 on my could-a-been triple plays.

I know you like to track that. What was that? UTSA and Tulane last night. UTSA was getting like seven or four, and they won by 25. Why did you not pull the trigger on that? Because I wanted to pull the trigger on my tar heels who played a night. Boy, that still seems insane. an article this morning on the ringer. Yeah, the dysfunction.

Did you see the one about the Belichick and what's going on there? And it wasn't a lot of new stuff. That's why I didn't even think we're going to bring it up today. Yeah. It was just kind of a recap of everything and it was like, oh my gosh, I can't believe. And then I did think that would be a kind of a good costume too. Oh, yeah. Like in retrospect, I should have been Belichick and...

Oh, yeah, and Jordan. Yeah, bring Nora. Somebody like exceedingly young. You know, listen, let's, right now, I mean, the difference between Belichick and Jordan Hudson is almost double, or it's at least considerably more than Nora and you, right? Absolutely. Creepy. Yeah, way more. You'd have to be like a good 10 years older.

Yeah. Tell all her friends at school. That would have been super funny. Or just a doll, a little doll. You can work on that for next year. Subject Nora to that, Jake. Oh, whatever. I already do have a North Carolina sweatshirt

to just cut off the sleeves, right? It's a surprise of no one. Like, just looking at, I guess I don't understand the, whatever, the transitive thing, but, you know, Clemson got destroyed by Syracuse, destroyed at home. Again, that was the last game their quarterback played in. Their quarterback was actually pretty good. Syracuse?

Yeah. Because Syracuse is getting, so they're at home, and you're picking North Carolina, who's just getting destroyed by every. everybody, except for who'd they have less? They had some kind of a controversial overtime or not overtime or that's what Virginia. Oh, yeah, Virginia's been winning a bunch of those BS games. But yeah, I mean, look, I'm not saying North Carolina is good, but I'm saying if you track the defense, it's getting better.

Getting better every week. And that's tonight? Yeah. With Annie Schroff and Andre Ware. Hey, Ben Danucci is an announcer. What? I know. I didn't know that.

I was told that by one of our friends in the announcing game, and I said, does he have any experience or training? And they were like, I don't think so. The second name on these often doesn't need any, right? You're just going to throw them in there for Sam Houston at Louisiana Tech. I know, but you'd like to think some level of, you know, knowing the formatics would be helpful, but maybe not. Maybe not.

What about, are you going to watch Rutgers at Illinois? Doubtful. with Paul Burmeister and Jason Garrett on the call? Wow. I know. I did not know that we were getting a regular Garrett like that. And how about this horrible twist of fate? Yep.

We have both Mark Jones and Robert Griffin III are going to be doing games this weekend, but it won't be together. Do you think they think about each other? I hope so. I hope it's like one of them. This is like Al Michaels and Chris Collins' rooms, right? Yeah.

Al and Chris are definitely thinking about each other as their current respective partners says some inane thing that they don't care about. Like Al does not like Kirk Herb Street. Chris does not like Mike Tarrico. Let's just flip him around. Yeah. Can we just do that?

You'd like to think RG3 is a fun guy on the call, but he needs Mark Jones there with him. Jason Benetti. Do you think he understands RG3 and what he means? Just every time he talks, the words that he means? Not really. No, I don't. So later on today's program, Chappie will be here.

Chappie's coming? I think just coming, well, just being on the show. He'll be here. He won't be live here. He'll be live on the phone or some other thing. Are you guys, is the trick-or-treating thing a big deal for tonight? Seems extra cold. I don't recall many years that are this cold.

I remember one year of Nora's life when it was brutal. But outside of that, yeah, this may be the toughest. There's two things. One, we will go in the neighborhood. We have to walk a few blocks to get to where the other families live. But that'll be fine. And my mom lives in the neighborhood. Very convenient.

But there's also something now seemingly new to me. My kids have been to two or three of them already called trunk or treat. Yep. And I don't know what it is because I was in Denver and something else. But I don't know. It seems like they just kind of go to a parking lot. Yeah, you decorate the trunk of your car. Typically at school.

That's where Brooks's was. See, ours have been done by the city, two or three different local burbs. Have a trunk or tree. Is this basically like how they woke up the Easter egg hunt by just laying all of it down? And now you're like... And make it super easy for everybody. I mean... Everybody gets a ribbon.

I guess trick or treaties already had a pretty easy. Yeah, there's not much to dumb it down. It's pretty simple, but they managed to dumb it down even more. It's a lot of work on the people who are doing the trunks, really. And that's the catch for the trunk or treats. If nobody volunteers to decorate their trunk, there's no trunk or treat. We got to have those ambitious neighbors. So you go to a parking lot and you open up your trunk?

Yeah, you open up your trunk and you decorate. You'll have like a theme. You decorate the inside. Yeah. And you have a bunch of candy in there and you walk car to car. And the kids just walk car to car. Just imagine. I mean, they still trick or treat.

Just imagine like 20, 30 years ago with like the height of Pito Panic being like, so the idea is we make the trunk of the car. We welcome them in. Wheel them in with some candy. Just anything you could do to get kids into the trunk of the car. Yeah, we're not Vano Treats or the. White van. Sprinter van of Treating. Yeah, so they've done that a few times already.

And so they were asking me, they're like, what are we doing tonight? I was like, I guess we're going trick or treating. We've already done that. I'm like, well, I guess you're getting to go again. I don't know. All this works. We're diminishing the big night. The true meaning of Halloween.

That's what I've been saying. What's that? Did the ability to walk around to a different house? Like if your kids are waking up today, like, I don't know, I already got a big giant thing of candy. Yeah. It gets a little better as they get older. Hey, don't Hanukam my Halloween. I don't need to take it 12 days to where it just takes the edge off.

Don't Hanukam my Halloween. So New Jake is probably going to be eating his kid's candy. Still not a big candy guy. You didn't used to like sweets. Yeah, candy's a little too much give up for me. I thought I pulled a good move, good parenting move with Brooks, because last year he was into Toy Story, so he went as Woody. This year, he is obsessed with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

He knows all four of him, knows their weapons, knows everything about him. But he's four. And so when he goes to school, when he goes to his grandparents and all, everywhere he goes, I didn't want him to get tired of the costume. So I bought him two different turtle costumes. Wow. One Michelangelo, one Leonardo. That's a good contrast, too.

And so he's been all Michelangelo this week. And now tonight he gets to bust out Leonardo. Oh, that's perfect. That's great. You killed it. Now, of course, that would be a sword and the chucks. Uh, yeah, I'd have to ask him. Yeah, that sounds right.

We haven't woke that up. What? How? You can't carry a weapon around? Uh, I think we're squarely still in our weapons phase of the country. That part doesn't seem to have moved on too much. Yeah, you don't want a Raphael on your hands. I was a Raphael.

Bad sign. Yeah. Bad sign. Which one was the pizza one? Raphael's... Well, they're all the pizza ones. But wasn't one, like... Raphael was kind of a punk.

Majorly the pizza one? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He got his ass kicked a lot. Yeah. He would be Raphael. Yeah, it was tough. Donatello's good with machines.

Donatello is also a nice, solid rock for the group. Kind of an extension of Splinter. Big Turtles guy did. Yeah, Leonardo's the leader. He's the leader in blue. All right, what do you guys want to do now, sports-wise? I could talk about Monday night's game, but then it's like we're going to be here Monday.

Yeah. There is a lot of, you know, Just Cowboys' Defense talk, especially because the trade deadline, I think, is Tuesday, right? Yeah. I was hoping KT. would be here by now, so I could talk to him about this. Kevin coming? I think so. Or maybe someone dressed is Kevin.

But I listen to the One Star Cowboys podcast with him and Saad and Machota. And I'm not trying to redo the Micah thing because we've already redone Luca here today. But all of the – like – I don't know. I'll see how he'd fix this. Like, they're so bad, I don't see how he'd fix this. He's going to fix the secondary. He's going to make the back end that. These guys are going to still be this open.

Like, what did they lose from last year? As far as defensive... DeMarcus Lawrence? I feel like that's been pretty easily replaced by, like, Ezoraku and just the cat... They're doing fine at having a second rusher. Is Diggs? We're missing Diggs? Is there a thought? Has OSA taking a step back, or is it that Micah's not around?

It's probably the latter, maybe a little bit of both, but the point is, like, you knew what he was with him. So now for this year, if we're saying Michael wouldn't have fixed that, just put him back in there. And it's not like... And tell me all the other places they got worse. You don't have to make it a dominant defense either, right? Average at best. That's what you want. Average and get lucky.

But if you have an offense like this, you can have an average defense, and you're going to be good. I just, I don't, I know that he's not the greatest run defender. I know that he's not covering receivers. But I watched the years he was here with a lot of spare parts around him. Yeah, but pressure doesn't mean anything. Yeah, and he had sacks too. Right. You get a little pressure, though, yeah, that you force fumbles.

You're behind the sticks, bad throws. Now all of a sudden, you know, you're forcing more mistakes like the one bone next page. Half a second difference in making someone throw. when they don't want to. That's a difference between a guy being open and not open. You've got to run to maybe one side of the field more. I know people would say run at him. They would run away from him way more than that.

See, it's much with the... I just think that alibize Jerry a little bit to be like, oh, if Michael was here, they're all of a sudden good. I think they would have been fine. No, they're lucky that it's the NFL. Because there's so many players and you can kind of always do this. You can always have a great player and still be bad. Like in the NBA, you can't.

Right. So you can't hide from it. You can't hide how different Luca is from everybody else. Or like LeBron leaving. It's like because, you know, yes, I know what you mean. You can see when the roster is being neglected way easier. But I'm just saying if you're a cowboy fan, you can kind of more easily attempt to justify it at least.

But you can't really justify it. And especially, you know, other things that have been circulating this week are like, let's take a look at the Lions were in a buy week. and they got a couple of contracts locked up. And the thought is, oh, the Cowboys, we can't pay all these people. Can't pay Micah and all these other guys. Actually, you can't.

You've seen the Eagles do it. Yeah. You now see the Lions doing it. You don't have to completely neglect the rest of your roster, which is the way the Cowboys have done things in the past. Like, oh, we've got to pay this line or this end. All right, we're going to pay our interior lime and nothing. Yeah.

And never develop one. We're just going to draft one every couple years, and you're never going to really have a good run defense. Like, that's been their way. Yeah. Whereas now they're trying to say, oh, no, now we're spending on that. And we got Kenny Clark. Their run defense good.

And the problem is for a while, I think Shottie might have actually believed that, you know, when he was doing, I know what teams don't want to run against us. I was like, yeah, they're just picking what they want to do. Oh, that's right. The positives he was coming up with a few weeks ago? I just I hear a lot of Micah couldn't save this and I don't know I watch I watch every week be cool to know if he could yeah I think I think it would help quite a bit as as bad as it looks right now I think that his compounding and cascading effect would be they'd be better they'd be a lot

better let's see if this is it didn't have to go you know we are going to simplify some things in a good way and you know we've looked very closely at what we do well There's things that we do well. And we have to do more of those. And that's what we're kind of looking at. And again, we'll implement a lot of stuff today. What would you say you guys are doing well in defense? You know, I would say we've had a stop in the run.

It would be the first thing that jumps out. You know, you had a guy like Kenny Clark. That was important to us. You know, you guys know that going back to the trade. When was this, the 24th? So they must have been coming off of a game just getting run over? thrown on left and right because he was talking about the posits it was probably the bears it was probably the bears yeah they didn't run the ball well on us did they don't they just threw for a zillion

yards they wanted stop the run yeah we've done a lot of things well or no there are some things we've done well so we need to do better at those things so whatever he said was the vaguest thing i've ever heard yeah yeah so will they make a trade um i actually and should they make a treat. Well, the question would be, should their thoughts on doing it change if they get the result of Monday night's game positive? It shouldn't change at all, but I 100% think it will. Like, if they play well in that game, that will convince Jerry, hey, we're right here. It's 4-4-1 at the buy, got everything in front of us overshone coming back. Well, I was just thinking the opposite. Like, if they play well in the game, like, look, we're fine. Why do we need to waste

some of these draft picks we're good and i just to me i just think jerry wants to be in that mix at the end he doesn't even care if they make the playoffs necessarily but the worst thing is that they're not in it in week 16 17 and 18 and if they can make a small trade that'll make that more likely i think they will i don't think they'll move on from a first although max crosbie obviously would be awesome it would be very cool to have that guy here oh reports seem to indicate that's not going to happen at all. It doesn't. From the Raider side.

Yeah. I don't, so I think it'll be a marginal move. Is it Hendrickson? Yeah, that sucks because it's a rental. Yeah. But, you know, they'll also probably try to push the Overshone coming back. That's like a trade. Oh, gosh.

I thought I read Overshone left practice with the little. He did. With the medical team. But he's not supposed to be back for another, like, you know, it's the Raider game is 18 days from now. I know. That's part of the problem with today's media, too, right? is because when he first enter whatever, what is it, the window that you're allowed to start practicing again.

Yeah. And that's a three-week ramp up. But they kind of hung a mission accomplished banner when he went out and he's doing a bunch of interviews, national interviews and stuff. And it's like, oh, yeah, oh, this guy's great. Cowboys are going to be great. Like, well, let's slow down. Let's not get too horny.

Let's look at Winston Wolfe, listen to what he says. just before we start getting too excited about overshone coming back. How do we not know what happened to Trayvon? Still? How is that possible? People stopped carrying. Well, we, someone knows.

But I know, but I've asked a lot of people who should know, and I know that they may just not be telling me, but they don't, like he shows up in a, one of your highest paid players shows up in a ski mask after a home concussion. and he's just on IR.

He just got the date for Halloween wrong. Oh, that's a, we call that folks a mom joke. I'm full of them. Actually, it's a dad joke today because I'm Dan. There you go. Should they ask Shottie that at every press conference? Should that be like the first question? Tad would quickly put a stop to that, the PR guy.

But, I don't know. Yeah, I think it's pretty weird. It's extremely weird. I can't remember really ever happening. A guy having an injury at home. No, I mean, even Derek Holland had to tell us it was his dog. Exactly. Or ice hockey or, you know, something.

I was cutting carrots. He also had a more... It must be terribly embarrassing. I hate to not be woke on this, but he had a more provable injury, too, right? Oh, yeah, for sure. Could I walk in and say I had a concussion? Yeah, for... You definitely could.

Yeah. You know, there's no... I mean, I guess contusion, concussion. But, yeah, it's... It's like the fifth most interesting thing about this season, I guess. But in a normal world, it would be a big deal to have your high draft pick, highly paid, former all-pro defensive back, just like two games into the season to be like, I hit my head. And the next time you see me, I'll have a ski mask on.

That's a weird. And they throw them right on IR. Yeah, just like, you know, it's fucking... And then kind of also intimate, it's not about his head. Yeah, he's about his own, you know, his laziness and rehab and not doing things right, going back to the summer. Do you think I'll ever see a Super Bowl in my lifetime? No. Like, you can see a Super Bowl.

Like, listener in, we'll send us the mathematic probabilities of, because I'm pretty close to running out of gusto for this year. I need you to focus on the NFC championship game. Sure. Like, will you ever see one of those? I obviously implied there. But, yeah, like, mathematically, what they're doing is hard. It's a... To not...

Like, what would have put them there over 29 years before anything else. And with the number of wins they've had, like the math that are math guys run on it, it's insane. Like, they've won the lottery of losing. Is it... Who's the longest now? The Browns?

For conference? No, yeah, for even conference championship. Obviously the Browns never been to the Super Bowl. But it's got to be like the Browns and the Cowboys, right? When was the Dolphins? Probably the Browns, yeah, the Browns Cowboys Dolphins. Yeah. To be in the championship game.

Because it was Washington and Detroit with the Cowboys in the NFC and they've now the last couple years been there. Yeah. I just, sometimes I wonder if this is just the curse that I I'll just go 60 years of watching football and never see a team in a 32 team league in the final four. I just have to adopt somebody else, Jake. What were you talking about before that you said, Julie,

I thought, oh, your dad being a yeller at games, got kicked out of a game. You didn't know that that's not a good guy until. Yeah, kind. I didn't say those words, but yeah. But it makes me think of the other way of looking at that too or something. Remember I used to tell you, like,

The guy that starts the wave, I thought that was like the coolest thing ever. Yeah. And I hope to one day have the confidence to do that and be able to start a wave. And then you grow up and you're like, oh, you don't want that guy. You do not want to sit anywhere near that guy. And then the guy along those same lines, when I was a kid, I thought it would be really cool to be to go on a road trip and go to every Major League Stadium in 30 days or whatever. I kind of can't believe you didn't do that in your 20s or something. Just acid, a van, like you were still into baseball.

Maybe at least start it and get to 12 or something. Yeah. Well, I used to count them. Yeah. And I knew that I had been to. It wasn't like a goal. Right. But the story of the guy doing it in a certain amount of time.

And then there's, I have a story from a guy that I would have thought was cool when I was a kid. These are good. A man from Virginia who said, said he has ridden every single roller coaster in the U.S. 1069 roller coasters. Nice. Rick Matthews is 39 years old. And he finished in Canton, Texas.

Oh, trade days. Eagles. First Monday. Home of the biggest roller coasters in the world. Yesterland Farm. Canton, Texas. No one's ever heard of that? No, but that sounds super skis.

He was on the road trip roller coaster at Yesterland Farm in Canton, Texas. He started this, he says, now this is not in one year. It's been since 1997. Oh, look at this. He's a Brit. Of course. He moved here from being it. Why?

Just for this? Because it's become a thing in the last, I don't know, there was a couple of Brits who did it with baseball. Oh, really? It became, like, social media known for. for that movie. Like, isn't this weird? I'm not from here. Yeah, man.

They have roller coasters over there? Where? Probably, right? Yeah. Did we invent them? I don't know, but doesn't that just seem like something that's super American? It feels like we would have invented the roller coaster.

Like, they probably have to come here to take on this challenge. Sleeping on China, yeah. Yeah, Japan did and we stole it. Because they have all the good TV stuff. It's just something stupid that stupid people love to do. Cody Island, son of a bitch. What's that?

US of A. There you go. Do you think he got entitled towards the end of like, hey, I need up front. Oh, definitely. He's your preview guy. Make way. I'm a celebrity. Is he waiting two hours or is he going fast pass?

No chance he's waiting two hours. He's emailing the amusement park ahead of time saying, here's who I am, here's my deal. I'll need a flash pass. Bring me my nachos in the queue. He's an influencer now. He's a coaster influencer. He said seven years ago he realized he's just a big roller coaster fan, obviously, and he would keep track of the places he had been through RCDB.com.

Rollercoaster Database.com. Oh, of course. RCDB.com. Did he subscribe to their newsletter. Let's see what this is. And about seven years ago, he realized. They have a random roller coaster of the day where they give you. you all the facts about it. Good bit. Good bit. Today's the fruit buggy coaster. It's a good bit.

He had 100 roller coasters left to ride. Seven years ago, he was kind of looking on there and like, hey, wait, I've been on all these. And then say that in a British accent. That's what he said. I only have Miriam today. Coaster count is a German-based website that allows riders to track how many roller coasters they've ridden. and they have verified his claim that he has ridden on all these roller coasters around the world. 2,200 roller coasters around the world in more than 50 countries. I mean, it's kind of like the guy you had that walked around the world.

Just someone who decides this is what gets me. I don't know that I could be friends with someone like that. Is this? Okay, we've talked about people that have too much money in time, right? Is this better than buying a tank? Our too much money guy is Tony Busby. Oh, okay. He's got a tank. I didn't know if you were doing Miriam still.

$100,000 art that's supposedly one of the ladies he took home ruined, remember? Oh, yeah. She was all piled up. Like if you have something on your wall, I think, that costs like half a million dollars and someone ruins it, then I think that's on you. A hundred percent. Why do you own something that costs that much? That can be ruined that easily. that's a good question

I guess rock in a hard place I'd have to take the roller coaster door. That seems like a better use of time than art, but you could also just like give it to other people, some of it right? You know what you could do? Have sick kids.

You could, yeah, have sick kids and then you can get to the front of the line by bringing in your, you know... Everybody wins. Wheelchair kid. Everybody wins. So I'm giving a wheelchair kid a chance to go to this park. I'm going to pay for it. And we're all going to get on the ride first uh i don't mean to mess your whole flow up but i just looked over at julie's computer and she's just looking at a blank picture of the continent of africa no i'm looking at

coaster count dot com it's really interesting how many we got in africa there's one coaster in ghana seven in kenya all of ghana we know how big gana is well of course we do yeah there's got to be Some sort of innuendo you could do with, like, gonorrhea and that coaster. Probably. If you really want the big coasters, though, you got to go to Algeria. There's 51. I don't know. No?

I don't know. The Algerian fair is one. And I'm sure it's lovely. Would we want to book this guy or no, because I'm reading, like, his quotes. No. I'm a fan of airtime, which is when you get lifted out of your shirt. seat as you go over the hills oh hell yeah he's got name for it i'm a fan i like when it kind of pulls you side to side as you go through i'm not a big fan of inversions and going upside down oh yeah facts

so he like quit drinking or something right his next goal is to ride this is how he's getting his rush yeah he's going through a breakup right yeah his next goal is to ride every wooden roller coaster in the world. Jesus, dude, let it go. I have 19 left to go. 18 of them are in China. Oh, that doesn't make me feel any better. Although, you know, world-class engineering, I would imagine.

So, yeah, that's, again, like Julie said, maybe you stop having sex. If this is what you're going to do as, like, an in-cell, this is way better than just commenting on every woman's photo online and calling them a B-word. Just being all horned up with nothing to do with it. Just go ride some coasters. and log them on the internet.

There's got to be a reason, a backstory here. He quits something. So what is our plan as far as timing? I can't remember. We talked about it before the show. We could keep going with more sports if you wanted, or we could. I mean, our plan was to do the news right after a break.

Okay. But I also thought our buddy Kevin was going to be here to talk ball and do the news, and he's not here. Who's this? I don't know. Do we know? It's not Kevin, is it? I don't think so.

I've been trying to decide this whole time. He's laughing. There's someone sitting directly in front of us with a mask that fully obscures their face that Julie has been staring at. Yeah, I'm like looking at the shoes, you know, because I sat next to Kevin for a long time. Let's put in that order, though. He's hurt. We can keep talking sports, but can you hand that to a...

Can I write something down? on it. Oh, yeah. Here, I'll just watch I'll eat. This, we should. You could watch us eat too. Um, yeah, what else we got? Um, I did have a little bit that I wanted to get it to on the, uh, what are you doing? This guy and I are just, we're just laughing. I don't know. Okay, sorry.

No, you're fine. What's a flag? Is everybody good down there? Oh, yeah, hop on up there, for sure. Why not? Why not? What you got? Hit me. He's throwing up a flag for us. What are we talking about?

Okay, so let's take a look at this one here. We got a state flag. It says a God we trust. Constitution. How many is that? 13. We're not going to do better than we did yesterday. I just like learning about them.

Do you want some flags? I'm going to say that's Pennsylvania. What do you think? No. Hit me. Georgia. Georgia. It's right there.

and yet no idea I actually did want to talk a little bit about the new ink I don't want to guess the gambling situations with what was it that was Hawaii

they don't even have a sun or a rainbow British looking flag was Hawaii yeah my thought was that we go into the gambling stuff a little bit more today I was following Haralabob and Ethan Strauss's comments on this do you think that we're and also another interesting element of it is I read an article about horse racing

you know that I've predicted the demise of horse racing for some time now yeah that was basically just like it seemed like society and culture and the pita people were it was on the rise there uh I somewhat withdrew that take because gambling was taking off so much and I read this article about the horse racing industry which is dying and they're like we had a hundred year start on gambling and somehow we're the only institution that was not able to figure out how to turn this into like a massive profit stream they have five day horse racing they have basically the triple crown you get four five days out of the year and the ability the inability to turn that into a year round gambling thing when people have always gambled on the ponies

they had a head start, they're losing revenue. It's becoming less popular as gambling becomes more popular. Well, isn't it because it, like, people don't really like it, they only liked it to gamble. But now you can gamble on all these other things that it's also fun to watch. Well, at least according to this article, they've done a very poor job of marketing the gambling aspect of it. I mean, you think everybody's watching every game they gamble on?

Also, no, but what do you? I think they're not watching most of them. But this is why the NBA thing sucks, too. Why, what do you think about horse racing? Gambling? Just overall. I just think it's corrupt? Yeah.

There you go. No one thinks it's real. Like, you do think baseball's real. You think these guys are going out there trying their hardest to win these games, and then you're able to gamble on that. If you inherently think that something is rigged from the moment it starts, then you can't, it's never going to take off mainstream. That's my theory.

Maybe when I say, I don't know that I think of it as rigged. I guess I've never put much thought to it, but it does feel dirty. Yeah, it feels dirty. Even if, I don't know, anyone you know that's really into horse racing, you kind of think they're a little sketchy. Sorry, Norm, but that's the way it is. But that's the thing is, that's all that used to exist. like as far as I can go do this legally

so they developed the reputation of these are bad guys these are gamblers these are right and the word gambling has always been thought of as that's bad right whereas now you know ESPN bet is pushing a product to my phone right for me to get free bonuses

and sign up and that doesn't feel it doesn't seem that they feel it's dirty at all and now you have like the number because they make it fun but it's dirty it's incredibly dirty it's full of it's bullshit that you can the way they operate

that if you win on a consistent basis they just won't let you play anymore so it's not that's also not really like it's it's very dirty and the leagues shouldn't have gotten in bed with them they only did it to have more money like

oh they didn't have any money they weren't able to make ends meet well yeah they were I think you know they need to make more they need to make more they why does Dumont want his own stadium and the stars want their own stadium. Is it because they're not making money sharing a stadium? They're making a ton of money sharing the stadium.

But they're looking at other owners in other cities like, man, they're making way more than we are. So it's just a thought, you know, it sucks. Yeah. It's like the way it is, but it sucks. I don't know, man. Like we were talking TCI and I. Could you now, yeah, could you now just ban gambling from all sports?

I don't see, that's my thing, is that I don't feel. like this is sustainable. Like it used to be, you would never even play an exhibition in Vegas. Right. Or like you would ban someone from the league because they did ads for a casino. Right. Remember Romo's fantasy football tournament? Just because it was fantasy.

Trouble. Yeah. Yeah. And so like T.C. and I were talking last night about, I don't know how real this is, but there appears, you'll enjoy this, Julie. There appears to be some level of trend of young people, be they teens up to like your daughter's age, who have been made aware. that technology is frying them. And they're actually trying to be like, it's like smoking, right? Oh, yeah, my kid, actually.

They try to. They're trying to back off. My daughter's like, if you're seeing screen time notifications, because, you know, they're under my, T.C. knows. They're under my phone bill. Damn. Do you watch his screen time, too? No, he's under his parents' phone bill.

Right. And he's like 35. Who's talking about your, are you? No, I'm on my own now. Okay. With your husband here, that would have been tough. Right, yeah. But, yeah, she has a screen time alert, and I'll see it pop up because she's trying to actively not make her phone so much.

And so you've got... I don't know if it's cool or if it's like weird. Do you call her? No, I just... I'll just see it pop up. Yeah. They've got, like, landlines... Because it pops up to her.

It's like it'll tell her, stop. Right. But I didn't know if maybe you call to kind of reiterate, like, hey, honey. No, I don't care. Like, whatever, like, I gave that up a long time ago. But they have, uh, they have, like, landlines for kids. kids now. Yes.

Like they're probably somewhere still internet. But like if I got my daughter a phone and three or four of her friends got the same type, like they could talk at home on the phone. There's one called the tin can phone line. Really? Because TC and I were talking, like talking on the phone was a huge part of my social development. Like that's why my mom had me always call the pizza place. Like I was the one who called for the business starting at like 12, 13.

You need to learn how to talk. But if you're just texting or you're just texting or you're just. online, in real life might be person, but the phone in person is, so my point in all that is there are times where you see like the ills that something is causing on society and it starts to correct itself a little bit. But the difference is there's so much money involved in this. And the headwinds that occurred at the same time is the regional sports network deal. This is like their lifeline to losing TV money. Yeah. And God, For me, we ever make John Wall not paid $52 million a year to run up and down the floor.

Well, it's not about John Wall. It's about that the owner's slice will go down, too. Yeah. So John Wall... I shouldn't focus on him, but if all the NBA contracts were cut by 10% because of revenue share, that means that the owners are making 10% less, and they don't want that. Right. That won't be where the cut comes.

And so, yeah, Adam Silver is hired to make the owner's money. And every time they get a TV deal, they're like, wow, you did it again, man. Keep that money coming in. So that's, it's a weird, it's a sad state of, I guess, just the way it is. And it's, you know, if you think about it, capitalism the same way, you know. Are you happy enough just to make money and to do well, or do you have to show quarter by quarter growth? Because if we just are flat, well, what does that mean? Yeah.

That predicts bad things for us. Possibly like in 10 or 15 years that things will be really bad, so bad that we might have to sell one of our properties. I just don't see any way where if kids are allowed to gamble like this for, like, there's no way like my kid doesn't end up with a gambling fraud. Oh, my son already has one. You know, like he's aware of wagers. Oh, with fantasy football and everything else. Yeah. One time, because Kelly on his phone, you have to do like the face whatever to get into the app or on the phone.

And Ryder was doing fantasy football on it and couldn't get in. Kelly was asleep on the couch. Ryder went and stood over his head and did the face thing. Oh, wow. That's a smart kid. So he could go gamble. That's a smart kid. I would be proud of my kid.

He's insanely smart, but it's terrible. Like, the gambling gene is so present in this little boy. My whole goal in life is to keep him from being addicted to gambling because I know that's going to be his biggest challenge. I can already tell. Like at some point, we're just going to settle for porn because it doesn't cost. Yeah, yeah. There he is, folks. Hey, Kevin?

Oh, hi. I'm a Benin Skin show. Kevin K.T. Turner has joined us here at K.A. Roso. Hello. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin Turner has dressed up.

He saw K.T. Mario. I like how the buttons kind of look like moves. It made me really happy that Julie thought that the guy with the mask was me. I did. Maybe a handful of years ago. Why? Because he looks hot. Yeah. Yeah.

I've been, like, staring at his shoes. I'm like, okay, this guy's injured, has Kevin had an injury lately? I'm about to put it on Instagram. Is this Kevin? It's beautiful. Turns out it's not. Mrs. Adelson looking pretty hot today. Hey, thanks.

Nobody commented on my star of David. Is it odd to have you walk in and see us having this serious conversation about the implications of gambling? Societal ills. Yeah, I really wanted to weigh in on the horse thing because they're all jacked up with steroids, right? That's how it's corrupt, right? I think so. But I don't think of it like it's wrong. rigged you know i do think of it like oh this is dirty

whereas i don't think of the NBA or any other sport like that is dirty even though i'm sure it probably is i remember they tried that HBO show for uh season i think it had like michael douglas in it before the cancer yeah yeah and uh it didn't last and it wasn't good but that's how i wanted to learn about it and then i decided i don't really care that much HBO did like a one the drama right yeah that's yeah that's yeah that's yeah that's yeah that's true. The horses, the extras kept dying. Isn't it the case that any

back in the old days, you know, the horse racing, any sport that would associate itself with gambling ended up being corrupted? Boxing. My other big one. Boxing and horse racing were huge, but we also thought they were

both very corrupt, whether it's actually rigged or just something a little off. Thanks for coming. There's no real governing body over these things. Yeah. And so we... That's a big part of it.

But like if you read about, like we're reading, I'm reading a book about the Dallas Texans in the 50s and my wife read, King of Diamonds, I think that Blake read, right? The Dallas... Yeah. There's a lot of like early NFL talk in there. It feels like it was only done for gambling. The NFL? Yeah.

Like that early or just pro football early on was nothing more than a way to run books and it was just thugs it wasn't like well I haven't really picked up on that when reading that but I'm only halfway through it it just feels like college football was so popular it was like the ticket's so popular we got to open another two other

sports lifestyle stations in town Hooters were so popular we gotta get no no that's a compliment maybe that I just like that Kevin and I are sitting here no that wasn't no I didn't think it that way it's a compliment I'm talking about back in

2002 when they first got ESPN and whatever. And then we got the tilted kilt. Yeah, yeah. Hooters is popular, so now we get all these restaurants. In fact, I remember meeting with guys from Twin Peaks in the early 2000s and them saying they didn't care to start a

restaurant. What they cared to do, they were just business guys. And they were like, yeah, we've done the study and this is the one piece market that is not a oversaturated. There's pizza places. There's this and that, you know. We don't want to try to even compete against Conne Roso.

They're so good. Right. They don't even need the titties. Yeah, there's no... Right. We need boobs. They're tagline. They show up. It's just a bonus. Get you out of Conne Roso. Because Conne Roso is the good food. What a business model. All right. Well,

what's your plan? We did some NFL talk I was hoping you'd be here for. Now you're... I heard all that. I heard. I was shamed by that because we never discussed a set time. I just kind of said I'll skip through. Jake told me you'd be here at 1130. Yeah, that was never agreed upon. I think that's more like that.

I was thinking about skipping by. I think I figured if he's leaving in an hour from now that he would be here, but I didn't, yeah. I didn't confirm. But he does have another job, right? Yeah, yeah. Are you still doing a thing on the Eagle? Yeah, yeah, three o'clock.

Big remote today. Oh. Big remote? Yeah. Where are we at? Pluckers, Dallas. Pluckers, Dallas. But stay here.

Oh, I don't think I'm going to Pluckers Dallas. I was talking to you. I was talking to the audience. I live at Conne Roso. But we are giving away a bunch of crap, big costume thing, too. Because it's Halloween, I hear. Yeah. Are you going to be Mario there?

I guess. Yeah. You should borrow that guy's mask. It is good. It's like... Should we get a reveal? Like, what is he? I don't know.

It's just kind of creeping me out. It looks like the Dennis Reynolds blowup doll. You want to give him a mic? Yeah, hold on to this. It's the seat right in front of us. It's kind of creepy. It's amazing. It's really creepy.

Hello, sir. Hold on a second. Yeah, he's working on it. Blake's quick. I think it's good now. It's just a blurry mask. All right. Say that again?

It's just a blurry mask. It's just a blurry mask. Okay, it's pixelated. Yeah, there's nothing really more to it. Okay. It looks like a little fire victim, perhaps. Okay, a little burn unit. Yeah.

All right. Yeah, I don't know. You don't often have somebody sitting right across from you. Just kind of staring at you. Yeah. One of the great Dan jokes over the years, in my opinion, this is way back. And he might have not been the first to have issued. But is that if he was going to rob a bank, he would rob a bank with a mask of himself.

Oh. That one's always stuck with me, and that's probably it was issued in 2005. That's a great bit. That was before you got stoked on point break, though. The idea was superseded. Yeah, this is our Halloween PLE. You're not having a PLE today, are you? No, no, no.

You guys are just having a regular event? Yeah, we're just doing some stuff and probably playing some rock songs. Know what a PLE is? No. What is it, Julie? Premium live event. Oh. Just like this.

I forgot y'all took that. You're actually in a PLE. Oh, it's premium. Premium. Is it? I've been saying Premiere. I've been saying we put Premiere on our logo. It can be whatever you want it to be.

No, we want to get it right. We want to get it right. It's a premium live event? I don't even like it anymore. It's a premium live event. It's a pizza live event today. Okay, so Julie is saying that, yet she signed off on the flyer to be created. Well, it was y'all's thing.

Premier live event on our graphic. Well, damn. We are called the dumb zone, so We can confuse ourselves about what our things are called. Apparently Australia is like almost as big as America, not 25%. Wait what? You tried to blame masks. There was an 80-year-old lady swimming around Australia,

and we were just wondering how long would that take her? I guess Australia was like 45% of America. It's 95%. What? Yeah. Now, if you're excluded. including the, you know, this is Continental 48, but still. Gosh, this is breaking news.

How did you even find that out? Yesterday when I was saying, Jim Hersey, that guy was crazy. But his dad, Robert Earsay, he was the respected one in the NFL. And as I was saying that, I'm like, man, he must have been the one who moved him out of Baltimore in the dead of night. And he was, along with a number of other really weird allegations against him. So I've had a bad week on the accuracy. I thought Australia was like the size of Texas Motor Speedway. They modeled it after.

Or at least Texas. Yeah. All right. You want to take a break and get some pizza and then do some news and some picks? We talked about on the broadcast how you hate candy corn. What's your favorite Halloween? Candy corn. I mean, I completely hate candy corn.

When I was a kid, well, gummy bears, let's see. Gummy bears for sure. Sour or regular. the hairbow. It's got to be the hairbow ones. And then the other thing I like is is when they used to have the sprees in a box outstanding.

You have to go to the dollar store to find it. But I do. And then the latest, you know, there's still candy innovation, although a while back I found that Europe had better candy than we did overall because they have gummy, everything. And then, but the um the uh you know they have those nerds clusters which is new

with the gummy yeah which is good the nerds clusters is good and then if you go chocolate uh probably almond joy thanks coach all right thank you you're listening to the dumb zone far too soon it's weird he's not with us not like here but I agree. Back to you. Anyway, Kanye Roso is awesome, ma'am. Do you eat your whole pizza?

No, no. I just had a couple slices. I ate the pizza. He decided to eat pizza that wasn't even his. That's a cool bit. Oh, you ate half of Blake's pizza? I had two slices, I said. He just saw a pizza and he's like, yeah, I'll take some of that.

T.C. Apparently, I wasn't supposed to eat off those. T.C. was like, it's two the same pizzas. What did you order? A honey bastard. Were there two of them? Yeah, me and Julie got the same thing. Okay.

Oh, but he ate yours. What did you order? It's very similar. It's pepperoni and sausage. So it looked the same, but... You guys have a real stick in your bums today. Who? He made pizza.

They brought us like five pizzas. I know, but we each ordered our individual pizza. Like, you don't want this. This is the plant-based sausage pizza. I don't care. I really don't. Sir, can Jake have some of your pizza, too? All right, anyway, stop by Kanye Roso.

By the way, for our Monday live stream, for the cowboy game they are cooking these pizzas on site at the den they have some kind of a mobile oven how can they do it we don't know folks

if anyone can they can Kanye Rosa is going to bring their wood burning because this is not your your normal pizza this is not your Americanized pizza this is actual like if you went to Italy this is the stuff you'd be buying.

That's the story of Kanye Roso. I don't know. Did you know that? Yeah, Jay went there. Like Jay did a business Wednesday and talked about how... I heard some of that, yes. Like he was a regular business guy or something. And he went to Italy.

And they had a bunch of restaurants. And they didn't have restaurants, but they had this awesome pizza, but it was way different than anything he'd ever had here before. And then he was a boy with a dream. A dream to bring that pizza to the DFW Metroplex. And here we are today. Well, I have... They called it his little miracle.

J.K. Dobbins. No, you've got to let the J.K. Dobbins thing go. He's just every ten minutes. J.K. Davins. A dead little baby in waiting. I love that he's on my fantasy team. I just stare at it. Think of Gus Johnson.

I want to know this gentleman back here with the cowboy hat. Can I guess? You're not in costume? Oh, okay. Well, because I might just dress like that and be really upset. And I'm like, what's this? Nice costume, dude. I feel like it's Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Okay. He gave you pretty much. What is it? He doesn't know. Okay. He just saw some stuff lying around the house. Yeah. And I feel like if we're going to judge.

We have a lady here who was clearly at the ICP show with me. She's juggled. that's a good bit what is good and Julie got props I did my puppies have arrived doesn't you're more on dogs

these are my moron dogs okay I also got some yogurt I have a little yogurt oh yeah there you go it exploded that a yogurt exploded right in your face didn't it Julie

it actually did Dan yeah we have to put this episode behind a paywall now Julie's face covered with yogurt, so she claims it's yogurt. When she texted me last night, like, I happened to be up. She's like, I want to go as Dan. What do I need?

I'm like, man, I don't know. It's pretty late. I don't know that I can help you. But then you nailed it. But you can throw a bunch of yogurt that your neighbor could confuse a semen on you to. Where's you get a dumb zone 69 jersey? Is that yours? Given to us a few months ago.

I brought it out on the show. Okay. And then it ends up with Julie. Yeah. Got some khakis. KT, Kevin Turner of the Cowboys one-star podcast and the Ben and Skin Show informed me this morning that in his weekly column, ESPN's Bill Barnwell was floating trade ideas.

And he identified the Cowboys' most tradable, valuable asset, our very own Brandon Aubrey. He's like, if you trade this to a playoff team, how much does it change the game for a team like the Bills? or whoever that's in that top upper echelon. The same reason the Cowboys paid Brian Anger is that we were told, like, because they think they're a pretty good team.

Right. That makes sense to have a... Spend that money if you were a lesser team, yeah. Yeah, so... The margins are very small if you're one of the good teams. The Rams is the one he mentioned. And he mentioned a second round pick. Which you would obviously have to do.

You need to shut your mouth. I just think for growth What if there was a Under the Table deal kind of like Hey we're going to trade you But we're then going to sign you as a free agent Because he's free Oh of course

Yeah absolutely Do the Cowboys strike you as someone Who would pay the kicker Like the highest paid kicker in the league They strike you as a team that values the kicker position Probably now I don't I mean They locked up Dan Bailey at the time

I don't know that that went well Well, is that why they won't then? Maybe. That's something didn't go well. That's not Brandon Aubrey's fault. Because I'm just thinking if you got Brandon Aubrey for the next five years, you know, that's locked that up. Yeah, this is just a fun to think about type thing. No team is spending a second, are they?

Or are they? I mean, some teams have drafted them that high. Now you get one that's already proven. Right. And he's not, you know, I mean, again, it could be a situation where you've got to pay him next year. But, I mean, he's a pretty valuable. piece for a playoff team

well I think if they did something like that they would be signaling that they are not a playoff team and I don't think they're about to do that right which they should because they play the Eagles,

lions and chiefs three weeks in a row that's the part that's how you know I love his show because I still listen to it despite that filth that disgusting

negativity that he spews I love the one-star podcast however I do I am amused by the never-ending who is the guest? Matt Damon was always bumped from Kimmel.

Yeah. And at the end of every one-star podcast, I'm assured that we're going to, it'll be video soon, folks. We're doing it soon. Yeah. It's always, but at the beginning of the season, it was like by next week. And now we've just gone into a very vague area of its future. Well, as you guys know a lot about the world. We've got some lawyers involved right now.

There's a lot of stuff going on legally with that. Oh, I didn't know that. But yeah, that is coming soon. Sounds important. I read about another legal story, which was, did you know Michael Jordan is in court with NASCAR right now? What? Michael Jordan owns a team with Denny Hamlin, I want to say, the former champion driver. Yeah.

And it's like an antitrust suit. Suit. And there was a note in the story that said through three rounds of mediation. Sounds fun What's that like? Other teams would call for a settlement to clear the air and move the stock car series forward but the three mediation sessions

have apparently gone nowhere and hearing lay bear how far apart they are that feels to often be the case in mediation is there's what's the opposite de mediation unmediate like we're not getting to the middle

we're getting further apart which was our experience Yeah, so one scene from the courtroom last week was that Jordan was just laughing at disbelief at some of the testimony from NASCAR side. Like Jordan is saying these teams are the entity of NASCAR, it's not sharing revenue properly with its teams. Oh, okay. They're making a lot of money, and they're not sharing it with the teams who actually create the value. I don't know. It's a legal wrangling mess, but that's what Michael Jordan's up to. Dude, did you say his take on load management?

He sat down, because NBC paid him a bunch of money to sit down with Toriko, and we're going to roll out this interview. That appears to be one interview. Oh, it is. It's going to run all years. So he spent two hours with him, and we're just getting five minutes a week. And the topic last week was load management. And I'm like, I don't know if I want to hear that from you right now, the guy who couldn't be bothered to do more. than one interview well it's very weird but wasn't it famously during the day he was his bit

was you know there might be a kid that's come to this game hell he did that and i will did he pull that out that's why i'm going to show up reeking of gin and uh still and then destroy the kid doesn't know sure right that's true is that true yeah i mean a kid's like you're like you're right away you're hoping he just wants to see him was he just going at it you smell like my dad ruining the week certainly he did the old man oh yeah absolutely and what's great about it is tariko's in a chair that's about three times bigger than him it's swallowing him he can't get out of it it's crazy his feet don't touch the floor it's amazing it looks like a little kid it is nuts and i just like it of michael jordan it's working

though because next tuesday i can't wait to hear the minute and a half clip from this interview that they're going to play. Is there anywhere where they're all compiled thus far? No, no, because they're rolling them out. Like next week, we're talking about Gaza. That's what I mean. Is there somewhere? They're not going to do Gaza. I think he's got some takes.

It's like the new O.J. Simpson on on Twitter. Yes, on Twitter. Do a little round the horn. Yeah, just here's take on whatever. Shut down. Anyway. Mm-hmm. Government shutdown. Here's Jay with the

dumb so new. Well, it appears that this week's version of all the news about your football team ain't been good news is just going to focus on Salina High School. Uh-oh. See, at first I thought Blake was dressed as the guy who arrested the junior high coach. Let me see your hands. Oh, no, don't arrest me. Is he wearing boots?

Is Blake wearing boots? Is he Lieutenant Dangle? Yeah. Are you new boo goofing? He's got a little hot panes on. How great is his mustache? Perfect. Like, he doesn't need the cop outfit to look like a cop, is the thing.

He also has cop energy. Yeah. On my ass that I ate the wrong piece of pizza. He doesn't want to hear any shit. It's seven free pizzas that are mostly the same. He doesn't have time. I think he all ordered our own. He does have cop energy.

Bit of time. That's the best thing I've heard in a while. Blake, that means we love you. You know there's a school zone back there? So I'm not exactly sure a proper analogy for this, but another teacher in Salina ISD was arrested yesterday. So you see that story. Actually, this might have been this morning.

Man teacher or lady teacher? So this is a lady teacher. And you see the headline, and you're immediately led to believe that it's part of the story. Yeah. Was she involved? Was she also covering up? Did she know about this?

and tell a lie? Or did she just come to work as a junior high teacher super hammered? Oh, is that what happened? The latter. Since I knew you'd be asked if you were interested in the story, here's the photo on our screen for you here. That definitely appears to be a photo of a still drunk woman. I know that puffy face anywhere.

I'm a full year like that, so I feel you. She's ready to party. I know that puffin. But this is completely unrelated. related to the Pito story. Okay. It's just, they can put second teacher and Salina arrested amid scandal. Right.

What did she do? But is this like they're trying to throw the scent off here? Ooh, yeah, that's an interesting play. Like the legendary head coach of the high school team. She's just a pawn. Took her out drinking. Yeah. And then dropped her off at work the next morning.

Maybe. Knowing what would happen. You know, that's a lot of strategy, but this is what. what happens when small towns get big because these small town things that you think that you can get away with not anymore there's too many people in that town now that's a real thing i mean i i got only too big it's no it stayed small yeah but your alvarado your uh selina uh what else out in the playoffs every year you know we were a small two a school salina used to beat us every year and they're not close to being a two a school anymore salina used to be a field

Oh, yeah, not too long ago. Because Ben Rogers is always tooting its horn. I think they got out of there, moved it to Frisco, just in time. Oh, really? Yeah. They moved Salina to Frisco. Well, they moved the brewery to Friscoe. But he lives in Salina, right?

I think Prosper Salina? I don't know. It's all the same. I was laughing reading this story about the drunk junior high teacher because this is an extreme case if it's getting you arrested. But my wife was telling me, I don't know if you experienced this, Julie. but they'll host like book club or like other moms night type stuff right like we had book club at my house recently they'll invite a couple moms who are teachers at the elementary school

like they teach they have young daughters young kids but they also teach like at the fifth grade level or maybe at the junior high at the sixth grade level i know the moms that do that so i'm not one of these events take place typically on weeknights everyone has way too much going on on the weekend to put book club on the weekend right right it's a Wednesday night so they put it on Wednesday or Thursday yeah and in my opinion solely because of performative and keeping up appearance the teachers won't go to those because if they're they think that we're gonna think if they're having a few glasses of wine during the week that they're terrible stewards of the students and that they're favoriteism it's like herbie not picking the game he's doing yeah it's like come on dude we know what you

We know where your interest is. And, like, that sucks. Because they definitely will just have a few glasses of wine at home or at a dinner without other parents. But they just don't want to be seen as, like, giving the, you know, the appearance. Because they remember Romo and Cabo. They know. Yeah, but you got to think.

Like, do you think kids ever knew? Like, did you ever, I mean... I never knew what my teachers were doing once we left. That's why it was shocking when you'd see one in the wild. working at, my fifth grade teacher was working at the pizza shop on the Friday night. It was like, whoa. Mind blown. Yeah.

But not when I was in fifth grade. I didn't see him doing that until I was in high school. And I realized, man, I just thought he loved hanging out with the kids and wanted to be a part of things because that was the place you went after the football game. Turned out, he probably didn't make a lot of money. Turns out. Because they were paying it all to Kevin Durant. A story out of Dallas. And I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often, but a door dash driver was shot.

He works overnight shifts and primarily, you know, just does the overnight deliveries. So he was shot five times. Oh, my gosh. He is alive. No arrests have been made. I think this took place about a week ago. And Fox 4 got out there to talk to some locals, some names. neighbors and uh you get sean rab on the case this is not shot rab neighbors told fox four

earlier this week they heard gunshots and came outside to help i seen somebody leaning on their car yelled at him hey are you all right and he was like i've been shot five times he was saying i'm a door dash driver i'm a door dash driver the house he was in front of they were also saying hey we were just waiting on our door dash no dear and that's what i mean is like when you did the Castle Doctrine, just general aggressive property protection laws. Like, this person's not even saying, they're just like, look, here's the thing. I would think if you're ordering DoorDash, you would not be shooting people who are coming here. You would not be shooting somebody who's approaching your car, or excuse me, your front door after you've ordered food.

But if you're ordering DoorDash at 3 in the morning, your faculties may be. There's some stuff going on, yeah. I'm surprised they deliver at 3 a.m. Like, don't they cut off at some point? Dude, Julie. Yeah. Do you know about the cookie delivery I did in Denver? I don't think I do. I'm sorry.

It's just a 24-hour cookie delivery service. Yeah? And you just text them, and they'll bring it to you anytime, anywhere. Wow. And all the names are just sex names. This one is a chip where it's a cookie that says, if a dirty chocolate chip cookie had rough, unprotected sex multiple times with a willing rice.

crispy bar, this bitch emerges. It's every one of the you can go through it here. It's just in Denver? You can't believe it. It's 2.30 in the morning. It's brilliant. You stumbled upon this. You're wasted. You're thinking this is hilarious. You don't care about the crazy price they're about to charge you, right?

Right. Honestly, for the size of the cookie, it wasn't that bad. But, um... And Julie, they flirted with Jake whenever he was ordering. Oh, yeah? They're like, hey, babe. You're going to be there? You're still up for delivery? I was like, stop. I'm like, this isn't that kind of call.

I actually just want a cookie. Would you like to know what the people who shot their DoorDash driver were what they were ordering? Like, the contents of the order would really make this story pop, I feel. Asian food? Yeah.

Jack in a box? Tom says yes. I think it's Asian food. Do you guys remember the other day we were talking about the Buckees in, is it Enis, Texas? where a guy shot multiple members of his family and then wrecked his car into a buckies

and I believe shot himself and we were like, man, I bet they'll have that thing back open by the weekend. Do they? They never closed it. A guy sent me a new story who lives out there last night. They just were like, all right, you know,

stuff happens. Yeah. Step over the dead body. You'll get your beaver nuggets. We're going to move on. This is a cheery place, and we're not going to have this suicidal murderer. Here at Buckees, we will not let them win. They're like, we were 10,000 short of where we were on this date last year.

We got some more selling to do. Yeah, that seems like what happened. Buckees doesn't stop. But Buckees is nuts. It does not stop ever. That mascot runs out like Chucky Cheese, and people are freaking out. Adults are running towards it. It's crazy.

I can see that person. Dan and I just went for the first time last week. Really? Yeah. He was like, what is this? Then he got back in the car. Because Jake was bagging on it. I can't see Dan liking it. Oh, it's clean bathrooms.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I was just bagging on like. The cleanest. I would actually, I would rather go to a Bucky's bathroom than my house. Typically, it's, uh, it's just too crowded. Especially if you have kids, like there's just no point in trying to stop there. Like on the weekend, I feel like. The one we went to.

Wasn't bad. There and back, we went to the same one, right? Or at least it felt like the same one. Do they all look exactly the same thing? It was the same thing. Yeah, pretty much. Okay. Yeah, no, I thought it's great.

They could use a better fish selection. He swear to God, he got back in the van. He was like, no tuna anywhere. How about a tuna sandwich, right? They have tuna sandwich at the airport. He was like, they have jerky everywhere. I'm like, do you not, okay. But that is fair on his part.

Beef. He's is just a Walmarted version of like the smokehouse where you get, he was like, they also had a bunch of nuts. And I was like, that is weird if you don't know why. the warm nuts and the cone or did you like I saw the cone nuts yeah but just even hanging on the wall yeah but just the they had like a hundred different types of jerky you know terriaki beef and then 98 others but I have seen in the wild salmon jerky and I'm like oh okay if anyone has salmon jerky it's going to be the largest jerky selection I've ever seen in my life

Yeah, and they did not. He forgot he was in Texas. Yeah, it's not Canada. That sounds disgusting. Yeah, where you get cod jerky. Salmon jerky? I've actually had it. It's not bad.

I thought it's very good. Yeah, and how about it? Just a nice tuna sandwich, something that is not red meat. And they called me the... They curbed him. They called me a British cigarette. Yeah. They actually had the mascot stop on his face in the parking lot.

Mascot had a big note to take him. I don't know. I don't know why this came up on the show. the other day but Mr. Pib is coming back. Hell yeah. It went away?

I didn't know he was gone. We had Pib Extra. We did have Pib Extra. Isn't that in 2001? Cokes answer to Dr. Pepper or the other way around? Yes. Like Pepsi owns one of them, right?

Pepsi owns Dr. Pepper. Uh, I don't think. Who? It's Dr. Pepper Purit. Oh. Dr. Yeah. Pepsi and Coke aren't involved

with Dr. Pepper. Pepsi is like. Mountain Dew, Taco Bell. Either Pepsi or Coke invented Mr. Pibb, right? Yeah, Coke. Coke. Yeah, so that's what I do think it's the response to that. But so they're re-releasing it, but they're adding almost double the caffeine amount.

Oh, my gosh. So you're on board? This is what I'm talking. Jake wouldn't drink a Coke the other day. Really? He wanted an energy drink. And I said, get a Pepsi, get a Coke. He's like, no, no.

Give me an al-a-lani. It's nothing. That witch is brew. I am on. He's insane. I know. What are you guys talking about? The energy drink that he shotguned.

It was an accident, but yes. So you want to be actively, like, you want your hand to shake, like, after you drink it? No, I think, I think, again, the big, this is all, like, this is all big coffees, bulsh. An energy drink has about the same caffeine as two cups of, maybe not your coffee, but regular coffee. Definitely not Dan's coffee. Yeah. Get off of me. Why are you yelling at me?

It's sad. We're at 7.11 at 3.45 in the morning. And I'm like, oh, I'm like, here's two cups of the weakest coffee he could make. At least when Dan gets back in, everything will smell nice like new coffee. But his coffee doesn't even smell like coffee. It just smells like water. Did you watch me build it? Yeah.

Okay. Me and the 7-Eleven clerk were just wondering what you were doing. So he was watching and he still charged me for two? Because I fill up each one with water. Yeah. Half water and half coffee. Why? Because it's so strong.

wrong. I'm a very weak coffee guy. What is going? What has happened to you? I know. So usually if, like, if we're close to our Airbnb, I just go buy one cup of coffee and I come back home and I pour half of it, mix it with water and a little cream. So you think I have another one. So I just buy one coffee. Maybe you're not the one to judge a normal person's caffeine intake.

I'm not saying mine's not high, but yours might be low. For like a coffee drinker. He looks like a defeated clown right now. Dude, Blake told me a couple months ago that he was at, like, you don't have to say the number if you don't want, but it was a lot more than I've ever been regularly consuming. Yeah. Your energy drink guy?

No, my caffeine. And it's because I'm a member of the Chug Club at my little convenience store. Congratulations. So I could take a 40-ounce Yeti in there and just pour straight cold brew in there for free. Now that is about the equivalent of three energy drinks. Well, no, now I can. Now I can't. He can't on medical advice.

Right. He had to go see the doctor. Why is my heart fluttering all the time? They're like, are you in the chug club? He's a chug club candidate. I have narcolepsy. So like I have to have a bunch of caffeine. So cold bruise, you're right.

And then I have since discovered matcha apparently has way more. Mata tea. Then, but matcha is very expensive. So I bought a matcha maker. Oh, God bless, radio does still pay, don't they? That radio money must be nice. I got a matcha maker. Yeah, because it's, and it's like it's really nice, and it works great and it gives me the, you know, what I need. I can fall asleep in a second, so like I have to have it.

It's very cool. Otherwise, I don't need to be driving, so like I kind of have to be, my heart's got to be palpitating, and that's why I will live to 51. Can you fall asleep, like, while driving? Can I? Yeah. Have you? All I have, but I'm medicated to an extent now. So, yeah, it's not going to happen.

And I just won't drive if I know I'm not ready. Have you fallen asleep on the air? No, not on the air, no. He's had many strokes on the air. I had a lot of joke strokes, yeah. Like when he tell, do you all know about this? Not to derail, but when Kevin tells a joke that he thinks is particularly funny, he loses it.

He has a little mini stroke. And I didn't know about this, and we're doing morning radio. And I'm like, stop down. I'm like, what just happened to you? Are you alive? Like, I'm calling 911. Right. Yeah.

You know he has a medical condition already. Oh, Kavanaugh did know about it, and he's like, way to go, Julie. I don't understand what you mean by a mini stroke. So, like, it's the disease is called, it's a side-effective narcolepsy. It's called cataplexy. And basically, any sudden trigger of emotion. You just be a dick to someone. I could just, like, pass out for, like, very quickly.

I'm still here. My head can still process what I'm doing, but I can't control my body. My mouth kind of fades away. And I basically have a little mini stroke. Does that ever happen at climax? It hasn't. It hasn't thin,

but it has for some people. He's an intense emotional moment. I know. I was kind of wondering. It's legitimately like that is one of them, but that hasn't happened to me. That has not happened to me, but I can't get hard.

Gameday. com. Have you been to game day? No, no, I haven't yet. We're going to get going there, no. Next week, maybe I got an appointment set up. There you go. I don't know.

Is that good enough, you guys? Tell him the dumb zone sent you. If I see someone unexpectedly that I haven't seen, like somewhere you're not expecting. If I ran into Dan at the store, okay, at the grocery store, his wife's out so he decided to go to the store on his night off, I would probably have a little joke. What's that Dan? No, like, for a second. And then I would snap out of it.

It's crazy when it happens on the radio, though, because it also sucks, because if you do think you've got a real good zinger. Yeah. You give up. Bring it home. You give it up before you nail it. You can see the stroke coming on. You're like, oh, he's about to have a stroke.

He thinks he's got a good one. And then, which happens to me about, what if it's not funny? Even worse. He thought that was good. He thought that was going to be a good idea. Just say it. Someone should have warned me. It sucks.

Our final story, we as parts of the Rupert Murdoch, Fox 4, My 27 family, just want to wish Hannah Bataa a happy last day on the air we'll see you at the crossroads Oh yeah

I need info just like the Trayvon thing Yeah just got a little pretty vague Too mysterious On why she's leaving

Women owe us A effing answer She's like she has a good gig Why would you just leave? I'm sure she got a bigger gig If it's not New York She's not saying that though Is she violating her non-compete here?

She will like probably tomorrow Gosh it looks like Yeah if it's not New York Chicago or L.A Right I see Julie stopped, but on Foxborough's website, they wrote in a cursive, goodbye, Hannah. And it very much is only missing the dates. We barely knew you.

Yeah. God, they rolled out more for her than Evan Andrews when he put in his retirement. I know. And Evan, it was a G. She's great, though. I bet she's, like, going to be a GMA or something. Will you switch your viewing habits at that point, Blake? I think Fox does a great job across the board.

Okay. All right, there's your news. There's your news. Is she your favorite? As the Dumb Zone may not have HR. No, you know, she was so popular. She was like the kid's like, yeah, my favorite basketball player is Michael Jordan. Right, you need a different player.

She's too much of a layoff. That's how you get into Dremont, Paige. No. What do you mean no? Dramon's a Hall of Fame player. Yeah, Paige, no. Would we like to do football stuff now? Yeah, Jared's here.

Oh, Jared's here. Bring him on over. Sitting over there? My gosh, everybody's here. They're all here. Just pull up a chair, throw up a... Do you want my spot? I can go drink.

You can go drink. You'll do that. Come sit with me. She's capitulating. Come sit here. Time for football talk. Hi, Jared. Chappie's lock of the week is coming out.

Jared Sandler also does quite a bit of research. First, he has to get a little handsy with Julie. As one will. get it. You see me on TV? You see Chappi? Pre-up post game. Oh, my God, Dad.

What do you do? And also joining us is Chappie. Yo, what's up, and Shottie? Live from his palatial state. And he is dressed up. He has a blonde wig. He has sunglasses. he's playing his guitar and he doesn't have his audio on though oh we need to fix

oh there you go I can hear you I can hear you talk yeah I think it's just the I guess I just couldn't hear the guitar get fiddles not plugged in yeah it's just a knob it has unplugged nobody heard it so you've been jamming with the neighborhood guys I jam a jam a finger two days ago Dan I had it the wrong spot but see you out there that's a Hawaiian nobody cares about the pickups of the This Ibane has. Stop doing that. Oh, Lord. Rough there, bro.

Bro. How many guitars? How many electric guitars do you own? I got one electric and three acoustic standards. Okay. Yeah. Where can we see your band? Most of them go to bed about five in the afternoon, Dan, but I'll see what I can do.

You jamming with the buddies in the neighborhood? Like, do you go jam in your garage or a neighbor's garage? No, no, I go to another garage. I may be the youngest one there, but, yeah. You go to where the drums are. Yeah, you got to have the drums and the bass. That sets the whole line. All right.

So, got to have those two. You can't play. And what is Chappie's Halloween plans? What do you do for Halloween? Well, we've got a get-together tonight, actually, down the street. It'd be weird if it were tomorrow. Actually, yeah, I guess you're, What is today?

Today, Halloween? Yeah, no. They're having a big chili cookoff down the street in the neighborhood. Everybody here is useless. They don't work, so they all drift down there about 5 o'clock. And they're going to have cornbread and say who's got the best chili and, you know, just hang around. Is that something that you, are you cooking for that? No.

Are you just eating? You had your option. So see how I played this band is you can either bring your own chili or you could bring five dollars, which is the same as bringing in your own chili. And then you try everybody else's. Well, I started looking at it. And then there's more than $5 ingredients in chili. So I'll just spend my five bucks and go eat until my tummy bucks. I mean, that's a clock.

So make the financial decision. But at the end of the day, what I'm really going to do is, I got a gorella cart, one of those ones from Costco, one of those gorela carts. I'm going to take off my Tupperware and whatnot down there. Yeah, that's the move. So I should easily clear more than five bucks out of the deal. What are you dressed as? What is this outfit?

You know, it's just kind of a 80s, you know. It needed to be a little bit longer to throw down maybe a, I don't know it. He doesn't know. It's like Teen-Jess. Yeah, there it's just. starting kid Eddie Van Halen. It's just... I'll just play in my shelf.

You know. Teges. Well, what are you, son? Let me... I mean... I'm the owner of the Mabbs. Kind of looks like you every day. I don't...

Jake is Miriam Adelson. And I have a star of David necklace here, which I was given approval for by one of our guests here today. So I am in the clear on that. You're one Jewish friend. Yeah, frankly. Well, yeah. Yeah, what you think about it?

All right, well, and you're not going to spend any time with your... Did you play last night, ETSA, Tulane? I didn't, no. Not going to spend any time with your grandkids on Halloween here? No, probably not tonight, but they don't want to know far like me around the night, but I'll catch up with them tomorrow. They got soccer and whatnot, so... Oh, yeah.

Are you going to all the soccer games? weekend uh i may hit two of the three i mean it's a triple header uh between saturday sunday and uh monday which um yeah i'm gonna probably hit one for sure maybe two which well why don't you text me if you're going to one i want to i want to go to a game and if you're there too all right well we know we got one tomorrow at nine and then there's one i think night the afternoon nine oh nine okay nine i could do yeah yeah well i'll text you on which one i'm going to

yeah because jake says you will you will stand far away from all the other people and that's what i want to do yeah that's a classic move of mine but actually i'd bring my dogs and uh i just try to follow protocol they'd say that dogs aren't allowed inside the gate right see what he does here you bring the dog so you're like i can't go over there i have this dog Okay, so. I'm not allowed to stay in the world. Can you call your own move a classic move? I mean, he did.

Yeah. I told you guys I was great at dressing up for Halloween. Yeah. But I don't miss out because I'm 10 feet from the action. Yeah, we have to talk about that before tomorrow, too. You and a couple other, you can't be yelling at the other team like that from back there. I got an email from the league about it. You yelling five feet away from them.

I mean, like something. I'm the coach. I'm just teasing. Also, these are four-year-old girls. Should you be yelling at anyone, Chappie? Well, you should, I can't help it, Dan. I'm sorry. All right.

I told him about the time you got kicked out of a game back at RUA for tackling that kid on the sideline. That is definitely a true story. I thought he's about to go with Classic. Yeah, no. You don't get arrested to that? No, it was like a. First of all, it was like 1994.

But a kid got, he was running the ball out of bounds, and my dad was on the sideline as a fan in a suit. And as the kid kind of came over, he didn't hold him up. He kind of rode him to the ground. A kid was going to fall either way, but he didn't help. That's not the end of the story, though. Don't go any.

It matters worse. As I told him, you suck. and went back over to their sidelines and I can see the coaches and the rep pointing all the way across the field at me and he, where is he's gone and no no no no no no no no I'm staying there and my heart is beating like it's going to just jump out

on my chest and I'm like dude I got nowhere to go with this so here they come and they come walking her across the field And Jake clearly heard what I said. He's only, Jake's only in what, the fifth grade, seventh grade. And I'm like, dude, man. So direct question, what did you say to him? And I said, nice tackle.

He goes, that's not what they said? I said, well, I can't help it. And I's tackle good athletic play. And they knew I was lying. I knew I was lying. And they turned around and walked off. It took three years for me not to hear about that. Yeah, it was a thing.

You tackled a fifth. It's a tackled as a little much. It's where the kid was going to the ground and he didn't help him not go to the ground. And then you told him that he sucked. Can I offer that this kid was two years older than all of us was a huge asshole? He was like a bad kid.

But I just still don't condone this. I condemn it. The true play was Joe was playing quarterback, surprise. He was on a rollout. they only have two plays football in 19 and 18 roles so he's and he's motoring but somewhere out of nowhere this must have been a nickel back what are your pigs playing a here he comes i don't shove him down i just helped him down and then informed him that he sucked that he's not a good human what are your picks did you cry did you do a crotch shop and that and 94 you could kill people

and get away with it, that was not that big of a big of a big of a small at town. All right. It is time to do picks. Jared, unless Jared has a little league story. I know. We're good. Let's talk about that sack month that happened.

This thing ending tonight? Let's talk Mike Maddox. Oh. I can't comment. Probably not good for me to comment on a baseball game five seconds after we're talking about gambling. So ask me at the end. Maybe ask me later today. We were just laughing yesterday about all the, like, hey, the Dodgers broke baseball.

And then, like, 48 hours later, it's like, this team is screwed. They're going to blow it up. Right. It's like, I don't know. But obviously, it's a, right, it's a small sample size to say either one of those things, right? True. But it's kind of the absurdity of making a 162 game season down to a best of seven series. Right.

What do you think of that, Jared? Should we lengthen these playoffs, make them more of like 100 games? I do think the first. No 100 Don't ruin your computer I do think the first couple I don't know you're tired

After the regular season First of 51 And then report to spring training In two weeks Yeah That's like a two year season Every season It's a team down 21-0

And they're like season Hadn't started yet Hadn't out of home I do think it's flawed That you play 162 games And then you could be out In two games Did you think that was flawed

Like three years ago Yeah I never liked I didn't like the one-game playoff. The fact that you won the World Series. Sure, yeah. I didn't love the set of then. But I am okay with expanding the playoffs because I think it sucks when you play 162 games

and your team's out on May 1st and now you've got to sit through five months knowing that your team's not playing for anything. So the expanded playoffs opens that up for a number of fan bases. I just don't like the format. But the problem is not the playoffs. The problem is 162 games.

the issue and it's just not going to be fixed ever how about let's just make it the metric sports system you get 100 games for baseball we get 50 for football or excuse me hockey and basketball and 25 for football that's where they're heading anyway right yeah I don't know at some point well we can't have expanded playoffs then yeah but the baseball idea is not bad though because you the money's in the playoffs anyway so if they were to make the regular season shorter Well, local gate, all that kind of stuff. Owners aren't going to... No, I didn't think of that.

You're an owner. I know. I'm not going to do the accent next to you. All right, well, let's look at football games for the weekend. Chappie's Lock of the Week is what we will end with. But we can start with the Cowboys hosting the Cardinals on Monday night, where there will be a live stream, where Kanye Rosa will have a woodburning, oven out at my house

to provide us with some pizza and the Cowboys are favored by two and a half. Let's start with Chappie. Okay, dokey. Well, I took a look at the Cowboys, sorry for the barking in the background.

You know, when the Cowboys are at home, which has been three games, they've scored 124 points, and those three games they've averaged 41.3 a game. That's that's the AT&T number that they've got.

When they hit the road. The what? Go ahead. The AT&T average when they play at home is 41.3. This year they play five home road games and they scored two less

points than they have at home and three. So they're only averaging points on the road. So then I see Murray. is back, but you got to think that you're going to get 40 points out of Dallas. They've demonstrated it the last three times they've played at home. I don't think the Cardinals are going to score 40 like Green Bay did.

I could see Dallas's defense sucks, but I see them getting 40 points. I don't see the Cardinals getting 40. Maybe they get 36 or 35, but I see I see Cowboys covering two and a half at home. Different team. Sam now. What are you guys thinking? Kyler's never lost in, is it in the state of Texas or in DFW, right? Going back to high school?

Certainly at Jerry World. Yeah, but I think it, did he ever lose in high school? No, but in college, though. Yeah, but in DFW, I don't think he ever lost. Not Texas, but. I will take this, Norm. So I agree with Chapia. Then the Cowboys are different at home.

I don't know that the Cardinals are a ton better with Kyler compared to Jacoby Brissette. But the Cardinals have played some good teams tough. And for people that aren't maybe playing that line, you can get three and a half out there. If you can get three and a half, I think you kind of have to take the Cardinals because of how bad the Cowboys' defense is.

But I don't know that I'd feel great about that, but if you're going to give me two and a half, the Cowboys have the single best kind of short points spread weapon in Brandon Aubrey. And so I'll take the Cowboys at home laying two and a half. I don't love it, though. It wouldn't be a game that I would normally play. I just think when you've got the worst defense in the NFL, it's just way too

unpredictable. But I think because they're at home, I would take the Cowboys if you told me I had to make a play on this game. Shottie will be in the defensive meetings this week. I heard, yeah. That's right. Makes a difference. What did you guys pick on this game?

I don't remember what I picked, but I know how I feel now because I think get, I would pick the Cardinals because I think they can keep it close with anybody, as they just did with Green Bay at home and their backup quarterback Jacoby Brissette, which the Packers lose that game if they don't have Micah Parsons. Definitely. Jared and I watched that game together. We were holding hands as this was going down to the wire, and Micah broke the game. And that's just like, I think the Cardinals can play with anybody. The Carls are better than I think their record is for sure. So I would take the points 100%. Well, I heard somebody giving a report on Micah and Green Bay, just how what a joy he is in the locker room

that he's been such a positive influence that it's just like it's a weird thing because it isn't the mica that you had here though but that's what the Pittsburgh fans are saying about George Pickens. For sure. They have the exact same conversation.

Change the scenery. It works for a year. Let's see how it plays out after multiple years. It is wild that the podcast stopped. There's like no announcement on it. There's nothing. We're just not doing it this year. It's focused on football.

Even he said, yeah, we're focusing on football, as if it was the Cowboys making him do the podcast. Right, making him appear on the pivot every week. But that's got to be an agent. Hold on, though. Would you be surprised if Jerry was like, hey, Mike, you know, we're going to publicly kind of criticize the podcast, but you keep doing this, right?

Like, would you, that wouldn't surprise me. I wouldn't be surprised if he was not upset about it for sure. Yeah. No, he likes the pub. All right. So KT is the guy who will pick Arizona. Let's go. Okay, Chappie, again.

So, so Kyler did lose a Red River game, so he has lost in DFW. But damn, he almost pulled that off by himself, if I remember correctly. Like down two or three scores late, almost rallied by his lonesome. Okay, so we'll pick the cowboy game. Give us another game you feel real good about this weekend, and then your lock of the week. We'll start here with Chappie again for just another game you feel good about. All right. It's in the NFL, and it's the Broncos going to the Texans.

And, you know, two teams coming off big wins. Yep. Yep, and the Broncos are six and two. The Texans are three and four. You're laying one and one and a half depending upon your book, which you can get. You know, that game is classic two great defenses. pitted against each other but I'm going to tell you why I'm taking the

Texans not just because they're at home if you look at the Broncos and I know I miss a week wildly taking the Cowboys but when you look at the Broncos they struggle against front pressure

you can go back and look the last two years when the team has front pressure and the Texan they boast of that they got dudes jimmies and joes all over the place in the front seven look at jake he bit on that one don't the broncos too though they do yeah i've heard i've heard people this week talking about the fact that cj stroud is just terrible under pressure he he's not that good but but bo nix struggles as well

yeah i'll take strout over nicks you know when you when both both defenses are going to flex here don't make no mistake about it the over under on this game is under 40 it's 38 39 something like that. Not going to be a lot of scoring, I don't think. But at the end of the day, I think Houston scores a close one at the end and takes it out. So I'm going to take Houston at home with either minus one or one and a half however you want to play.

The Broncos have won four straight. But again, my research shows that Nick struggles against Front seven, especially what the Texans have. I think the Texans are best. better than their record, and the Broncos are maybe not as good as their record, but if the Broncos win and they get to seven and two, nobody will care how they got there. And if the Texans are three and five, they're probably done. That's a way stronger conference. Is that why you're siding with the Texans? I think the Texans are good. I actually do. Relative to what

they're, you know, being two and four, and it's like, oh, we got to move on. This is failed. they're like all of their extra numbers are very good Jared well I do like the Texans that was going to be one of my picks I won't I'll give a different one but just to add on the bo-nicks thing he he kind of sucks when you face like a good defense that's creative like if it's a good defense that kind of plays like base coverage he can maybe figure it out but that's not what Houston does to Miko Ryan's probably one of the brighter defensive minds in the NFL. And then no Patrick Sertan for Denver, that's probably like for an individual defensive player, he probably moves the line more than 99.9% of players in the NFL. But I'll go,

I'm going to go Kansas City laying a point in a half. I have it, I don't know what you guys have it at, laying a point in a half on the road in Buffalo. And I'm going to ride this until Kansas City hits a road bump, because right now they're the best team in the NFL. And it's relative. I don't know that it's close. Buffalo has been pretty underwhelming, and the fact that Kansas City is a road favorite here, I think it's another situation of Vegas baiting you to take Buffalo. Josh Allen hasn't been unbelievable,

and you've got a Kansas City team, so Isaiah Pacheco won't play, but that's okay because they're throwing the crap out of the ball now. And with Rishi Rice, and they're able to stretch the field, Tyquan Thornton, I mean, who the hell, like, ever thought Tyquan Thornton would make a difference for the Chiefs.

I just think this is a really good spot for Kansas City. Even though they have struggled against Buffalo and the regular season against the spread, right now they're rolling. I don't think there's a better team in the NFL at this point, and only a point in a half is not enough for me to stay away from Kansas City. I know you follow, like, actual line movements and the money that comes in and certain teams get more money bet on them,

but I almost feel like the starting to doubt the Chiefs thing after two weeks is a direct product of our media environment where you just have to talk about something if you're one of those shows, right? And those shows are most of the shows and those move lines in a way. But the Chiefs lost by six to the Chargers and three to the Eagles

without their top two wide receivers. Yeah. You know? And then it's like, oh, Rob Dynasty over. Like, this is not even surprising. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not saying I thought they'd be the best team in the NFL, which they have been.

but they still thought they'd be very good and I thought too I saw you looking a second ago I thought this would be a pretty public side and that's another thing to always factor like how how heavy the public's betting on a certain side but Buffalo's been the more public side here

and Kansas City's been more of the sharp side which a little bit surprising for Kansas City because they're Kansas City but again I think Vegas you know Vegas knows what they're doing when they're setting these numbers and again Kansas City is going to hit a road bump between now and the end of the regular season

I'm just not sure it's going to be this weekend I don't think Buffalo has anyone that scares you though They're not good This is where George Pickens George Pickens to Buffalo makes so much sense I hate to hear you guys talk about it Absolutely take the 30th pick in the draft for him I think dude it's it's unbelievable

Because that's what they should Buffalo should do To get over the top Keon Coleman and Shakir aren't scaring anybody Like they're just not So it's way different when he gets into the playoffs and that's where I think if I'm Buffalo I would make a move like that and the Cowboys should absolutely dangle George Pickens because things are going to get nasty with his agent if he if the Cowboys start entertaining franchise tagging him and stuff like that

because he's going to ask for $35 million a year this is where like to me Buffalo should get on the horse and make a trade like that I think Kansas City's way better than Buffalo and Buffalo can't rush the passer either which you know they they've they've had I don't want to say they've had their best shot. They can rebuild the roster, but like their roster this year is the weakest, I think, over the last, like in their Super Bowl contender era with Josh Allen. Yeah, the pick and sting drives me crazy, because I do think that, you know, keeping him here with DAC obviously maximizes the sunk cost on DAC, but I also think we should play this audio in like six or seven months when he's not reporting to camp.

Yeah. Like they, he won't, he won't talk franchise. He's doing the exact thing. Micah did he's lying on the training table yes exactly yeah that's I mean that's the scotting report that you had about him right it's just the same agent it's Micah it's the same agent you just disrespect it

is it Micah's agent yeah like it's the same game you're about to go play with him Jerry doesn't know his name though Emma Holmes is now MVP favorite DAC is one of the favorites for comeback player of the year okay I spell that

okay both Yeah, that makes sense. DAC was pretty high in the MVP discussion just a few weeks ago, and that's no longer. He has fallen out of everything. He's way behind Jonathan Taylor. Nobody really thinks that's serious, right? Yeah, but I would say, well, not to get bogged out of this,

but all the other players ahead of him, their teams are good. And that's, yeah. It's not really a, with the quarterback, that's a big part of it, right? I mean, I don't think anybody would say, like, Well, I don't know. What about Drake May jumping to the top of that? Dude, the problem is Drake May is awesome. It's kind of great.

You could have had huge odds on him early. Yeah, and I don't know if it's just, yeah. If you would have taken that at it the first of the year, you know, because of the Patriots score record last year, they had a soft schedule to begin with. And you saw May coming along the last quarter of this year. You just saw it. And with variable there, he started getting a footprint on that defense. And you just, you almost just knew this year was going to be pretty solid. And here they're setting at six and two.

And almost, kind of like the Packers, when they went off of, you know, Farr to Rogers to Love and how they go out of Brady and they're down three or four years. And boom, all of a sudden, here you got Drake May in here. I loved him in North Carolina. All right, well, let's go walks. There goes Kevin KT. He's bailing on this here. I feel like we should acknowledge his departure.

Kevin Turner, everyone. Hey, thank you for coming by. Kevin H.E.E.O.E.N.E.N.E.E.N. 971. Hey, bud. That's right. No, thanks. No, stop. We're just trying to keep you awake, bro.

I just wanted to see you stroke out. You didn't do it. If he had to leave, wouldn't he let? Like, why did he stay to get the elevation? Does anyone else want to clap for me? All right, Jared. Give us your lock of the week. I'll go Detroit.

lane eight and a half. I think Minnesota's got a little bit of a quarterback deal. J.J. McCarthy hasn't proven anything to me at all. He had one good quarter if he plays or if it's the other spare. Who is the other spare now that wince is out?

Brosner, whatever they get, Max, whatever. Brock Lesner. Yeah, Brock Lesnar. But I just think, first of all, you got Detroit coming off a by, Detroit at home, Detroit against a team that defensively gives other team's problems, but not Detroit. All right, they've scored, I think, 27 plus against Flores each of the last four times. Detroit's getting healthier in the secondary, or in the case of Brian Branch, his suspension's over.

I just don't think Minnesota is that good, and I don't think they really know what's going on at quarterback. I trust Kevin O'Connell. Didn't your wife think he's like the hottest coach in the NFL? Oh, Stephansky was a big player. KOC was in there. KOC, I think, we'll, like, figure it out pretty quickly whether McCarthy's got it or not. And I know he said some really complimentary things,

but, I mean, McCarthy, for what little he's been healthy, has been really underwhelming. And they don't really to protect the passer that well either. And this is a lion's front four or front seven. Now that Hutchinson's gotten his legs under him after the injury, Alie McNeil's back. It's a big number It's the type of number where you look at

And you say in division That's an auto Fade of the favorite But I just I don't know The last two years Home favorites with numbers like this Have been covering at a much higher rate

And I'm going to take my chances With the Lions Best team of the NFC It feels like if anybody's going to do it Just add a couple extra points in there For personality shots It'll be the Lions I saw this chart the other day too

just shoddy and the Cowboys are second to last and go for it rate on fourth down it's not every like they limit the situation so garbage time doesn't count right

yeah so 31st is Dallas and 30th is Minnesota on the flip side one is Detroit and three is Philadelphia

so I somewhat do feel for I don't know Packers fan the rest of the NSC North it's so effing annoying to have a team in your division that's at the top of that list. And especially if they're good, right, and you're at the bottom. Yeah, no, I've always, it drives me crazy.

I just think it changes mindset of everybody. It changes mindset of the offense, too, just because you don't feel, when the Cowboys go out for a fourth and one, it feels monumental. Yeah, everybody's nervous. It's so rare. Oh, this is huge. We don't usually do this. But if you do it as a matter of course, then it's just, this is something.

that we do all the time. Did you hear Greg Olson's breakdown of why he thinks that teams are going to start going for it even more on fourth down with the new kickoff rules and where you could start with the football and how three points isn't worth, like the risk of maybe getting three points isn't worth the field position battle that you will lose. You start at the 35.

You're two first downs away from being in field goal range. So the new rules plus the kicker length, and I read that article the day before I watched the Cowboys a field goal from the five-yard line on their opening possession the other day and it was in my, all that was in my head is like, this three points is not worth putting them, you could put them

at the five-yard line right now and just see what happens. But yeah, I think Greg Olson is great. And maybe it's different for the Cowboys, I mean, like, because they can't stop anyone, but like if you've got an average defense, I'd rather go for it on fourth and goal

from the eighth, which is not a conventional play, miss, have them have to go 92 yards to score versus, all right, I'll take the three, but now they're two first downs away from... Wiping that three off the board. Yeah, they can just thought, yeah, that's... That's if you have an average defense. What if you have a bad defense?

That's what I'm saying. It might be different for a team of the Cowboys. Even worse. Yeah. So Chap, your lock is Detroit Chappie? What's yours? Well, let me just say October was horrible. So if you faded me, you got a lot in the pocket cash running around.

So we're going to turn that around in November. Season's half old. I'll tell you what. There's a game out there in Tennessee, and it's the Chargers against the Titans. And the Chargers are laying eight and a half. It could be nine depending on where you're at, but let's say eight and a half.

The Titans have lost five out of eight games by double digits. So to me, that's the first thing I look at. They've lost five out of eight games by double digits. 62% of their games played, they've lost by double digits. You know, you look at Cam Ward, you look at the rookie coach Callahan, it's just no Bueno, right? He got fired. Yeah, he's not there anymore.

They fired him last week or, yeah. Yeah, fired him last week. But I guess my larger point is, and I'll wrap this up, you know, he's a number one draft pick for what reason, because he goes to a crappy team. and then you had four coaching. No, Bueno. Let me finish with this, Dan. The Titans give up 7.3 yards every time they,

offensive passes thrown against them, 7.3 yards. That's what they're giving up on offensive passes toward them. I think Justin Herbert eats them alive, unless that's what I'm thinking. I think they'll, I could see somewhere around 31 to 13. team somewhere like that, but I'd be surprised if the chargers couldn't cover a double digit like five other teams have done. So they've been outscored 100 points this year. So I'm going to take the, I'm going to take the chargers on the road, minus eight and a half, going into the Titans.

There it is, Chappie's mock of the week. We must ask. I don't know. Don't know. Don't apologize, though. We found it in Denver. They had one at the game, and now, ever since then. I've been thinking, you know, and even when you were doing your Denver pick, all I could think of, you actually picked Houston, right?

Yeah, Houston. Right. But I think you were discounting the adversity that one J.K. Dobbins has been through in his life. Oh, man, that's right. J.K. Dobbins. Really got to move on from your boarded running. All right. Thank you, Chappie.

Well, thank you. Have a good weekend. Julie, each and yeah, I'll let you know which one I go to. Maybe you come on out and see me violate all the laws there. Well, text me. Okay. We'll do. Love you.

See you, pops. There goes Chappie. Hey, Julie, why don't you come on back over here unless... Oh, my God. All right, so how many participants... Because we have to end the show and we have to give away a $100. We have another headset. We're good.

No, I know. We have nice, Tara. We have... Oh, Terran. The macho man, Randy Savage, R-I-P, Rest in Power, ICP. There's a Blue back there. Oh, hey, blueie. Is it blue-y?

Yeah. Our man. I thought Julie was talking about... Can you turn on, Julie? Yeah, she's... Yeah, try. Play with your nipples. What you got?

Sorry. She is wasted. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Batman. So you brought your husband for a driver. Listen, there's a lot of husbands everywhere who owe wives a lot of rides from baby time. We just had the moment where he looked at each other and were like, someone's going to pick up the kids.

So he's about to head out. God, this is so hot. Then the party starts. That's right. Because Julie doesn't usually bring sand to the beach. All right, so do you award the winner now or is it right after this? We'll do it for final closing remarks. Okay.

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Let's see here. Let's do some viewer mail birthdays. I have a couple. And then we'll do some today in history. I just wanted to know what the guy thought about the World Series game. I didn't think I was... Can't do it. It's tough.

It's a tough tightrope we're all walking here. I don't feel like you and I really... do you want to award the who do you have is the winner of the costume contest do we all agree well we haven't i know but you can read my mind right kind of yeah we all agree i think it's him yeah it's definitely him this guy the macho band who said oh oh yeah he's got to be the winner oh he's got the prince down he's been here since 11 30 a.m because he knew it he knew it he knew he had it in the bag and he's waiting it out that's fantastic he looks ripped too he's got the tape on the fingers the wrestling tape it's amazing what's your what's your name on about uh you bring him up here

yeah yeah come up up here interview him julie so we'll have a $100 gift card Connie Rosa Solis Thunderbird anywhere the pilf pizza group I believe yeah restaurant okay so what's What's your real name, first of all? Deuce. That's your real name? Okay, and tell us about your costume. Who are you? Julie, you're wearing a headset.

You could just hand him to mic. I'm so used to doing it this way, though. Okay, to do whatever you want. This is how I've always done it. I am a sideline reporter. That is the ultimate, like, my mom being like, where's my purse? And it's just on her shoulder.

I'm a sideline reporter here. Okay, fine. It's always the cop, man. It's always the cop. I know, yeah. You get the cop over there. Just be mean. Okay, tell us about your costume.

Who you are and the costume. So I'm the macho man, Randy Savage. For those of you that don't know, the macho man is the greatest W.W.E superstar of all time. I would agree. We didn't have time to pick up slim gyms. The wife was a little, run a little late.

The juggle late. Boy, unnecessary jab about the wife being late. Yeah, leave her out of this. She looks amazing. So who's the three? This is your juggalo wife? That's my juggolette. Okay.

Are you guys into that? I am now. Okay. All right. Well, no, I know Jake went to it. I love you. I can't wait to be sprayed with Kregow here a little bit. Let's go.

Let's go to an ICP next time we're here. Julie can spray you with yogurt. Yeah, so tell us about all the crazy things. After her husband goes to pick up the kids. Julie, I feel like it's probably done here. No, I was going to ask him all the crazy things. he plans to do with his $100 gift card to the PILF group.

Try and pay for my tie up here in a little bit. Yeah, there you go. Congratulations. Thank you for dressing up and coming. That's awesome. You look great. He really does. Viewer mail birthdays, hello to the pink pony rub.

Okay, yeah. That's good. A little topical. Oh, here's your gift card. Oh, he never got it. Sunday is my birthday. Nothing cool is associated with 38. Hey, wait to the 15th to try to use that.

We've got loaded. We're behind. My leaders are Jake's wife, who constantly has to find her husband's wallet, and Dan's wife who attends book club, but no one ever sees her reading a book. For my birthday, I'd like Jake to stop ruining my life by saying Texas State is a party school. Have I said that a bunch?

Just because he's a quitter, don't ruin it for the rest of the rest of it. of us bobcats. Ooh. How does that make sense? And if you'd like to, please shout out my food blog, Dallas Food Nerd. Love you guys. I listen to you while I'm running. I'm not as fit as sober Jake, but you make me laugh.

Now it's kind of all coming out, isn't it? All right. That was kind of the genesis. See you Friday at Cane Roso. Show yourself. Who are you? All right, let's bring her over here for a second Talk to us for a second

Because Jake was ready to rip you No, I did, what has been... This is going to be good. This is going to be good. From Dan and we are a party school And that you found your drinking habit at Texas State And it kills me. I feel like it's widely known

As one of the more party-time schools this day. But it's not because it's because of the water. it's because of the scenery, right? It's not because there's like dirty, bad people. It's just you're outside. Some of us don't party. I mean, I mean... So you actually went there but didn't get wasted every night.

That's a lie. I didn't, but when I was there, okay. But some of us have careers. We're viable people. You know what's funny about this? That means she doesn't consider me that. Right. I'm like, I have a job.

Like, I got a degree. And it all worked down. She's like, yeah, not everyone's a loser. I have a real job. Your name? My name is denim. Denim. I thought I printed a dot wrong.

Denim. Nice. I listen to you guys every day. I love you guys. Denim Miller. Yes. My husband got me started. That's amazing.

And what is this outfit? This is my, speaking of drinking and parting, I've got a shirt that says, here for the spirits. Wow. I knew that Julie was about to. Well, that's great. And she's like, we're not a party school, and she's going to hear it for the spirit spirit. Yeah.

I love it. Love you guys. I'm not trying to sally the name of Texas State. There's a real good chance I was going to end up where I ended up. You could have put me at Moon College, and I was going to end up there. Let him know. It's not Texas State's fault. Thank you.

I love the area. Thank you. Moon College. We love you, Tenham. How do we find this Dallas Food Nerd? Dallas Food Nerd. In the area, I run of, or am part of a food blog and an Instagram account. So, look at this, Dan.

We've got. What am I looking at? Oh, this is the blog? Yeah. Oh, pretty big deal. Awesome. At least I like to think so. I'm sure it is.

Way more followers than we have. Food blogging is worth that. What are we doing for followers? How's our follower account? We're at 59,000. We'd love to get to 60,000. Okay, you got a follow from us. Blake, I wish I had kids because I would invite you.

to some birthday party of mine. I'll come over, whenever. Just have Blake come hang out. Now he's a creepy cop. Blake, yeah, you can get out of this ticket. We settle this right here. You know, I don't have to turn this in. Keep it going.

You guys are awesome. Well, happy birthday, Denham. We appreciate you. Hey, Denham. Dallas Food Nerd. Dallas Food Nerd. And this came in late yesterday, so I missed it. What's Up, Dumb Zone.

it is my grandson Camillo's third birthday. He listens when he hangs with his abuelito. So please send him a Halloween birthday shout-out. His heroes are Dan and Blake. Jake didn't make the cut since, quote, he doesn't want to do that Mexican shit. Can't wait to you all make it back to San Antonio. Happy Dia de los Mortos, Jake, from Poyito.

We met him. Yeah, I recall. I think his wife, too. Poyito is little. chicken isn't it great great work yeah uh that's how do you say a little cock whoa coming in hot yeah how is it jeez I never know when he's here I'm always here are you though are you though that's what snipers do today is Friday October 31st 61 days left in the year how about that

You guys ready? We're about to make it. Super ready. You're doing any Christmas shopping yet? Christmas chopping? No, whatever. On this day in 1941, in South Dakota, the Mount Rushmore monument was air quotes completed.

Because money ran out and work was stopped. So what we see today is because funding ran out. For Mount Rushmore, yeah. I hate when that happens. What were they going to do all of them? They were going to do, I read about this this morning. They were going to do like down to the waist. Really?

Yeah. And in fact, you could see George Washington is the only one that has a little more work done than just the head. He's got like the collar and down a little chest. And then they kind of ran out of money and they're like, well, it looks pretty good, though. And they kept it. It feels like my remodel. We're like, ah, that's probably going to have to cut it. Tapped out.

Hang a curtain over that. Yep. Yep. Do the rest of them half. Still a dream of mine to go. Anybody have been? No, it's one of the weirdest dreams you've ever. I want to go.

Why does anybody want to go see Mount Rushmore? You're a grown man with some cash. I mean, I'm not like against it, but you treat it. You talk about it like it's like, like Vegas or so like, man, just do it. I think it's going to be really cool when I go. I think what they do. have those like if you're okay with i think a confederate angle to it they have like a crazy like laser show don't they tc i think they have a good fourth of july show but and it's

like i think it's it might be glorifying the south a little bit but there's like there's some gnarly stuff up there stone mountain yeah yeah hold off no wait you should hold off until they put trump up there is south dakota it's not in the south no no i'm just good you It's like, there's no way, is it? I thought it was not. I thought it was... Did you hear the relief? Yeah, like...

It's not. Because Jake's saying they're glorifying the sound with confederate... Well, I'm telling you, the place I was talking about is in Georgia, so I'm a dummy. But if you go to South Dakota, I don't think that you're going to find a lot of people that are like, man, South sucked. Yeah, okay. On this day... My experience. Montana, the like.

On this day in 1992, Pope John Paul II. One of the better ones. Big fans in the audience here. Catholic Dubs up. J.P. Deuce. Proclaimed that the Roman Catholic Church had committed an error. They were wrong. Guess which one they were wrong on?

Noted Catholic T.C. Fleming joined us now. Catholic representative. Which one? Which thing would they have said they were wrong on on this day? Little kids aren't the same as full-grown women? They were wrong, but that's not the day this time. This wasn't about eating meat. Bargaritas?

This was about Galileo. Oh, damn, because they did duff him out. They say, we're sorry that we condemned the Galileo. Is that all you did to him? For holding the earth. He said the earth was not the center of the universe, and the Catholic Church was like, our research shows that it is.

Right, you're condemned. It's the way he said it. He was being a bit of the... He had a bad attitude, and that's on him. When do you think he said that? Oh, wow. That's a great question, Dan. No, it's not.

I mean, JP2 was your lifetime. Yeah, but they're retroactively doing Galileo. When do you think he was doing his bit? That's what he's saying, is when were they retroactively applying this? 1528. 1650. Anybody else? I've got to do some math now.

Blake? Yeah, we did Galileo a couple weeks ago. It was early 1600. There's no chance that impacts this at all. Yeah. I saw it this morning. I thought it was the first time I've ever seen anything about Galileo. It was 359 years later that he was, that they said, we're sorry.

So he was alive from 1564 to 1642. IJB on top. Both of us are in the window. It's not even real years. I just love that they're like, hey, we're sorry for condemning you. I think they did more than that. I think they put him on house arrest because it ultimately killed him.

I think he was arrested for the rest of his life, yeah. Yeah. On this day in 1998, a genetic study released suggesting that President Thomas Jefferson did father at least one child by his slave. Oh. Sally Hemings. Yep.

Bad guy. Kemp's been. One of the first. Truly, one of the first. But, as I recall, kind of a great moment for some black American. they are now directly, like, I'm Thomas Jefferson's grandson. I mean, there were people that came forward.

Yeah. Like, oh, yeah. Granddaughters and stuff that came forward, like, they knew. They knew they'd been living with it. You let that T.J. money. Yeah, dude. T.J. money. You don't get to the big house.

The royalties from Mount Rushmore, which he may, may not be on. I don't really sure. I think Thomas Jefferson's on there. I think it's Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln. you weren't. And Teddy ballgame. Right? I have no fucking clue.

No, no, geez. That's it. Am I right? On this day in 2017. Jared, very over the show today. No, no, no. I just, I don't know anything about Mount Rushmore. A judge in Hawaii orders a man to write 144 compliments to his ex-girlfriend

because he violated a protection order sending her 144 malicious text messages and calls in three hours. Damn, you know how, like, uh, That is so aggressive. You know, I like when you give your mom, you give your mom a card. Even though it's been a whole year, you're like, I feel like I'm writing the same thing. What if you had to write 144 compliments to the same person? I don't think I know 144 good things. Like in the whole world?

Yeah. Okay. Your boobs are really big. Can I read the compliment? Those are giant. That is not a compliment anyway. It's our gargantial. It's not a compliment.

Nope. What do you mean? It's not a compliment. Just talking about her physical boob size. I like the left one. Right. I like the right one. Love one, they'd shove them together.

You can't come up with 144 columns. Dude, that's like two boobs. You guys are already like 10. Yeah. They're all boobs, though. Yeah, that's good though, because if they could get to this without even having to move elsewhere. Right.

There's a lot of ground left. Get like 100 in on. the boobs and then... I like him when the lights off. I like them when the lights on. This day is December 31st. It's such a creepy clown. October.

This day in Dumb Zone history, Blake. We don't have a lot from this day, but this is not our first time here at this Connie Rosto and Carrollton. True. And the last time we were here, Dan, you were fresh back from your trip to Clemson.

And one of my favorite notes about your wife is from this show. and it is when you guys were at the grocery store and your wife baby talk the employee at the grocery store who had Down syndrome Dude that is an all-timer buddy And it's an entirely defensible move

Yes Thank you Thank you. Oh you did so good Yeah like he just bagging You know Right Look at you

It's well-intentioned It's probably not all that well thought out But, yeah, I mean, it's... No, and am I the jerk? Because I'm like, thanks. Like, just I... No, no. Sanlott Children's Charity endorses your behavior.

Yeah, that's kind of the normal... Just treat them like you would treat anyone? Yeah. Unless it's... So Blake won't hold the door open for him? No, I do hold the door up for him. Because it's just like everyone else. If they don't say thank you.

Yeah. You're right. Look me in the eye and appreciate it. Yeah, that was a tough day. It's like my dad just speaking Spanish louder. Ola! Ola! Yeah.

Other birthdays today, Mike Napoli, 44. He's got compliments about boobs. I bet he does. I would retire his jersey. Why? From a figurehead standpoint. I'm not sure that there's 10 Rangers ever that meant more to the city in their prime. I think they...

Did they retire the red, white, and blue? Like, remember the pants or whatever the... I bought some shorts, some Napoli shorts. You remember it? You're like a painting suit type short, yeah. Dude, I bought those. I bought the fighting necklace that Derek Holland would wear. I did all I could do.

What did you do? What did you do to help them? Smoking crack, just whatever Josh was into at the time. Did a little cocaine when I had anxiety? Yeah. In honor of... The NBA also. Ron Washington.

Nick Saban, 74. Kind of slow. Feels like getting out of coaching has given him life again. Future LSU coach. No way. 15 millier. Look it up.

I bet he could fix this defense. Dude, you know one of the worst bits? Do you guys know that they put Miss Terry on game day now? Like they'll throw it over to her and she's got a headset on? Because I think it was when James Franklin got fired. You know, they're like, hey, rumors like, Miss Terry, what would you think about Nick going back?

She's like, if the bags right, we'll be there. I'm like, holy, what happened? I did not know that. Yeah, that's a lot, dude. They have the Herstreet's dog on there, too? Last week, he had three dogs out there. Is she sponsored by Little Debbie? oatmeal cream pie?

Okay. Yeah, the dogs are there. Sir Parker, 48. Those are the best. Texas A&M? Yep. War Game. winner today. Fred McGriff is 62.

Grime dog. Tom Amanski. Hell yeah. Yeah. You ever have a Manski video or were you too old? I feel like it's right in your era. What is it? The Tom Amanski Fielding video that Fred McGriff advertised that you would see. Like a BCHR?

BHS tape. It was late at night, like 1994 or five. I had one. They were back to back to back AAU National Champions. Dude, I can see the images of my head now of them like preparing to throw. Throwing the ball in the bucket from the house. outfield call this number yeah yes are you kidding me just two payments of 1999 uh dan rather is 94 i think all in all a fine career had a yeah no kimspins well he had a tough l on the whole

george w bush serving in war or not yeah something happened there brian doyle murray is 80 remind me brother of bill oh yeah the mayor in groundhog day that's right Just kind of a guy. He thinks Bill brings him on tour. Yeah, he opens for Kevin James. Yes, he does. Peter Jackson is 64? Lord of the Ring.

And the World War I in Color movie. We're talking about the same guy. Oh, really? Yeah, dude. He's the one who got it. World War I? Okay, because I recently watched a World War II in color. Well, and those are great, but this is like the only one I know of of its kind.

Yeah, I didn't know they had anything on World War I. It's so good. Let's go. Sorry. He did the Beatles thing. He's like in addition to the Hobbit stuff, his film restoration stuff is unparalleled. Did he do the Apple Beatles thing? The six hour, it was on Disney Plus, making the last album.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. The World War I one, it looks fake, obviously. Wouldn't have existed without him recreating it. Both of them, yeah. Rob Schneider is 62 Dude, I still think he's funny But it is tough to watch Like, I don't know

It's just as gay as like merit Like just all politics all the time Yeah It's all he does now Actor Eddie Kay Tom Yeah What happened to Deuce Bigelow The Male Jigolo

Or a male jigolo You don't want to hear him Just saying anything serious, right? Well, I mean it could be serious But it's just It's a lot, man Like why do you? you care.

Eddie K. Thomas is 45. American Pie? American Pie. Who is he? Paul. He's the friend. He's the one who it knocks up the mall or tries to. He is a hero.

He is a hero. You know what? More than Texas State, what probably contributed to my ism is that character in that show was like beer. Okay. Beer's for the boys. And he always had like whiskey or scotch. Do you remember that guy, like, in high school or college?

That's who I was trying to be. It's one place, guys. You got there, dude. You got there, dude. Yeah, hell of yeah. Big time. You made it. You got to have gold.

You made it. Yep. Don't let anybody say you don't do things. Willow Smith is 25. Will's daughter. Yeah. Adam Horowitz from the Beastie Boys is 59. Ad Rock.

No? Yeah. Yeah. And our dumb zone birthday of the day is Robbie Van Winkle is 58. The wrestler? Van Nuile Ice. Okay. What's his name? Rob Van Dam. I forgot about that. I think he had like a home renovation show recently that kind of flamed out. I think for legal reasons. Vanilla Ice?

Yeah, dude. He was on like HDTV. Fun fact. It's true. Born on the stay now dead. John Candy. Renovations with vanilla ice. I'm telling you. I'll look at the name. Who is it, John Candy?

These renovations aren't vanilla. John Candy, there's like a documentary on him. It looks great. Which I don't know where it is. Apple. Apple. Is it Apple? Okay.

Well, that'll work out perfect because this weekend I was thinking of jumping into the new season of the morning show. Blake, there's a new season out. Did you know that? No, I didn't. And they're slow dripping it each week, so I've been letting a few. of them pile up. John Ham kind of ruined it for me. He's gone.

He died? What? Yeah. He just did a one-year thing. Spoiler. I know. Yeah, my wife's really into it still. Good.

Well, she did spoil season one for me. I know. I remember that. Okay, John Candy. Why did I mention him? I don't know. And, oh, he's dead. And Michael Collins.

Michael Collins. Is this the lemon peel or no? Lemon wedge? You're thinking of, Michael Hutchins. There you go. Michael Collins is the astronaut who flew the rocket and stayed in the vehicle while Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.

That is one of the worst. Isn't that how you know the moon landing is real? They would never hit. Because somebody had to stay back. Right. If the moon landing was fake, they would have just had them all out on the moon. if they actually had to keep a guy back No, they thought of that though

Now do you think he took advantage Of the empty lunar module Is somebody just floating by Ask grass or gas I'll unlock in a minute I'll be right there Dead on this day still dead Dude that is like a extremely tough life look though

the people like you went to the moon I kind of parked outside I had to weigh the car down I kept yeah I was close you would think they would let hit like because then they had subsequent moon landings and other people would go back as a walker and you're one of the guys who gets to walk on it right go crazy with it

maybe he was just like no I'm good let's go dead on this day still dead Sean Connery oh man wow yeah he's got some You know about his bit?

I don't remember. No? No, it was his whole deal. He just had a good way to deal with a lady who would kind of like give him a little too much lip. Yeah? He got aggressive. Kind of an old school way. Mm-hmm.

And he was very public about that. But that was kind of some time ago. And then time passed. And then he got on TV with Barbara Walters. And she wanted to like revisit. it. Boy, you've made some weird comments in the past. Of course she did. And I don't remember if he backed off of those comments.

He had to have. Or if he... I'm getting no drum box. Let's see here. Helped explain it. Boom. All right. I think I could do it. Oh, I got it right here. Okay, go for it. You did an interview in which you said.

You're not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then. As I remember, you said, you don't do it with a clenched fist. It's better to do it with an open hand. Yeah. Remember that? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't love that.

I haven't changed my opinion. You haven't? You think it's good to slap a woman? No, I don't think it's good. You don't think it's bad? I don't think it's that bad. I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and if it merits it. What would merit it?

Well, if you have tried everything else and women are pretty good at this, they can't leave it along. They don't want to have the last word, and you give them the last word, but they're not happy. with the last one. They want to say it again and get into a really provocative situation. Then I think it's absolutely right. Oh my gosh, that's real? Oh yeah. No, you've been watching that guy's movies your whole life.

Like, man, he's great. Great actor. Art and the artist though, bro. The funniest part of that is that she thinks she has a gotcha. You have to separate them. Yeah. Remember when he said that? He's like, yeah, and I'll slap you.

Yeah, she's like, I'll watch your tone. I wasn't a fan of that. Yeah, well, you're not going to be a fan of this either. All right, boys. All right, clock out. Talk in. See you, buddy. All right.

See you, man. Why not? Sign off. All right. For heart attack, man. Well, thank you. Coné Roso. So cool.

Yeah. Thank you to Stevie Ray Vaughn. Mr. Roso. Emu Tom. Young Kane once saw. No, Jay Jerrier. This is his place. And they'll be out at our place Monday night.

Jared. Jared Sandler. Can we get you in the den sometime for a nice game? Go game watching? Of course. I did a couple times last year. Will you stop your ban on that? Let him in?

Every time I ask Jake off. the air. He's like, is it a Jewish man? No, come on. It's a height thing. It's a height thing. Oh, okay. Oh.

We traded out Blake for TC and it's, Jake wants taller people in there. Yeah. Yeah. Understandable. Anyway. There are a few people I love being on the air with more than Jared Sandler. This slander will not stand.

Now, don't bring KT back. I've had about enough of that. Jared's pretty great. Adios. Mofo. Oh, that's excellent. Subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my video. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

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