The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 10-6-25 | The Dallas Cowboys beat up on the New York Jets

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Cowboys look great on Sunday against a now 0-5 Jets team. How much of it was the Cowboys and how much of it was the Jets? Plus, Holly Rowe blames Michael Irvin for not saving her from a tackle and what the hell happened to Mark Sanchez?Come check out The Dumb Zone & Cirque Du Sirois at the State Fair on October 11th at 12 PM for the Corn Hole/Front Truck Hole Challenge between TDZ & CDS!Rivian is giving away $11K worth of handmade goods from craftsmen right here in the Lone Star state. You could win a pair of custom cowboy boots from Graham Ebner Boot Maker, a table from Forrest Design Company, or two $1000 gift cards to Texas Heritage or Odin Leather Goods. Go to Rivian.com/bigtex and enter to win.DeeLuuxe Creations linkJust Gems by Dee link (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (47:50) - Cowboys ground the Jets (is that good?) (01:28:28) - Sports: Holly Rowe trucked (01:45:06) - News: What happened to Mark Sanchez (02:11:43) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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It's pretty close. No, I wouldn't even... As soon as I get out here, I'm going to have a shotty. Get on the plane and get back to Dallas. It's never listen I'm going to listen to the Domzone New Graphics for our weekend excursion We're going to the stay fair

Is that this weekend coming up? It is. Promoting? It is. Put that on the events page. I'm going to the game. On the website, are you? I bought myself a ticket for me and my father.

It's like the first time I've ever purchased anything for him. It felt like a big moment. I feel like he should be at that game. Well, he will be. What color will he wear? Probably purple or something because he's a weirdo. Yeah, isn't it? You wear burn orange for Charlie?

For Charlie. I thought they were doing that white out for... Pretending that was for... Anyway, yeah, we'll be at the Cotton Bowl. What is it, from 11 to 1? To at the Rivian truck area. But we're not here to tell you all about that right now. We're here to say, hello, friends, and welcome to the Dumb Zone.

We are not in our Game Day Men's Health studio, which is downtown Dallas in the Fox 4 building. We are high atop my garage. Broadcasting live to tape, live on YouTube as well. We start every show, Jasmine, by about 11.30, 11.30 every day. We start our show, and then we do the show, and hope to get it out to you in a nice, tidy little audio format. An audio format that is tidy and tight as Blake's haircut.

Look at that thing. Damn. You can set your watch to that thing. Did you get the team? barber to give you a cut? Could you if you wanted to? You look great. Could you use a little product up there.

I got a little too short, but there was a language barrier, so we're going with what we got. He's got the Shane Gillis. They did the two short celebration when you left. I knew it as it was happening, but didn't want to say anything. It's like, you know what, whatever you think looks good, we're going to go to that. And I'll pay you all the monies to do it. You got a New York haircut, huh? No, I wish it was that cool.

Okay. I did want to set out to get a haircut in like every city I traveled to, but it's a little tight, a little tight on the charter. What do you mean? Time-wise? Yeah, because we get in late-ish. To your Ritz Carlton where they have a key laid out for you. It's nice.

Yes. What times do you get in? About 630, 645. And that's late. You're in New York City and you're like, puk, it's in New Jersey. That is a little bit. late but late for a barbershop but for a noon game i would just think they'd want to get there a little earlier i just look at the results numbers on the board sloppy yeah and then early

bus leaves at 9 a.m so there wouldn't a lot of time so i just had to get my hair cut here during the week well they did a stellar job you look fantastic here up uh high top of my garage we have a A few sit-ins. We have six sit-ins today. It feels like a weekend. I know. Deidre. There's bruise over there.

We forgot to tell everybody. There's water, twisted teas. I believe I told most people. Yeah. Feel free to hop in that fridge. Do your thing. Deidre, did you bring cookies? Who brought the cookies?

Deandria. Deandria. Yeah. Are you guys related? No. Okay. But you have names that are similar. Sounds like what a parent might have named their kids, Deidre and DeAndrella.

We're actually both D and D.D. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Confusing. Ladies on the couch today. Ladies be tripping. We get the ladies' perspective on the Cowboys win yesterday.

Great. And Deidre has to leave midway through the show. Something about kids. and so we will have some midway through the show closing remarks and then after the show we can perhaps hear from Brian Brian is the not the dad right

Beau is the dad and Brian his wife set up Brian being in here because Brian is early she claims a decorated member of the military and part of his military tour is stopping by the Dumb Zone. I'm not sure what made me more upset.

Blake is wearing a Rangers jersey that appears to give the impression he was in the military. Okay, I did not know we were going to have a real. You always have to look out. A little stolen valor. Little. And here's what's worse. That and me trying to get into a. This is an opt-gating group.

He's not trying to step on anyone here. Here's the thing. It's not just that. Maybe you walk up to him and you're like, oh, maybe it was your brother. who was in the military, and he says yes. No, this is a jersey for playing video games. It's a Halo jersey. There are military people in the video game.

Okay, yeah. So that's bad. And then we have Brian, right, over here, conditioned to the point where he calls Dan Sir. He knows who to respect her on. We can't have that. We can't have somebody, yes, sir. I just thought perhaps you guys would have picked that up a little.

Maybe. Do you want me to take it off? I will. Okay, we'll switch shirts out. Okay, we'll switch. Do a jersey swap, yeah. Okay. Why not try to go get a discount?

Boy, I almost hit a parking spot Saturday. South Lake Town Square. Come on, they're not going to ask if I served. I look fit enough. It was the only spot. Your brother did? Yeah, right? And he would have been driving had he been here with you.

Sure. Sure. Can't bring myself to do it, though. I'm no blizzard. No, Blake will steal your val. I actually saw Blake's family over the weekend. I'll do a quick weekend check. You saw my family more than I did.

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I saw Blake at Carter's third birthday party. Not me. I saw Blake's family at Carter's third birthday party. It was at a park. We got moved off two or three city parks. Apparently they don't know when they're going to be under construction until the Wednesday before. And you told the story last week and I got to hear it again from my wife.

They booked a park, they sent it out, but then they had to move it. I could never get in there to say, Stop telling me this. I've already heard it. Did she at least have, like, her top off? Here's the deal. The line was on. I love when a story like that occurs.

Because now I can tune out. It's his wife. Under the eyes of God, they have a loving relationship there. She's going to talk for the next 10 minutes. You don't have to listen, but if she quizzes you at any point, you know the story. And so you've gotten a free acting interested here for 10 minutes. That's good. And you're all against it.

You've got to look at the bright side of things, dude. This new haircuts really changed. I know, it's Burline is what it's Burline. He's hanging out with Ted Emrick and Burline. So, very simple setup. Ooh, I'd like to hear more of that in a moment. Did Blake meet the brother? I did not see.

Greg's brother, they keep in, he's like Bruno from Enkanto. No, I did not see him. He got caught a couple Me Too charges and then they... I saw Geo before the game. Geo. What? I think his name's Kevin. G.O.

Craig Olson. Oh. So, we just had it at a park. It was a great time. I got to meet Benny. And like I get now why, you know how some people like Q or whatever have the conspiracy about like Hillary Clinton or Ronald Reagan drinking baby blood? They do it because my mom immediately was like, let me hold that baby. Doesn't know it.

And she held the baby for half the time just close to her. Sniffing it. Give me life, child. Old ladies love the smell of babies. Oh, my God. Bottle it up. We would always have old ladies wanting to just smell our baby. So that was great for my mom because mine are old and not fresh anymore.

No. But then, yeah, I don't know. My kid has a lot going on. And, of course, young Brooks Jones is there without a father. So I spent most of the day with him, pushing him on the swings, making sure that he knew what it was like to have a father figure around on the weekends. Did you some skin to skin? He's like, dude, I'm nine.

No, but... What's his age and Carter's age? They're almost exactly one year apart. Brooks, one year older. Yeah. Okay, so is he going to mentor, Carter? I think they'll have times together. They both seem very active.

Very, very active. I'd love to see him in, like, the one-on-one drills. Oh, yeah. That would be coming to a game stream on a Sunday. Throw the ball there. Yeah, at halftime, we just go in your backyard and let them one-on-one. It was a lot of, it's cool. I mean, I don't know how to say it other than like a big baby over here,

but watching your friends' kids play with your kids is cool. But before all that happened, we had soccer, we got housed, now running into the other team has listeners, kids on it, which is embarrassing. But we'll ball, whatever, it's fine. I was in a huge rush when we got to soccer because I am the coach and we were not early enough. So, you know, you got a wagon, I got all the cones, I got extra shin, I got trying to get all this stuff onto the field. And there's only one entrance, so I always pop over and hop, right? I'm not going to funnel to the mouth, just jump over the fence. But so when I got back out to my car after the game, we'd have two separate cars because my wife brings the boy and, you know, my parents are there in another car.

I go to the car And my car Bluetooth starts ringing And it's my wife And I'm looking around And I can't find my phone Like fuck this is crazy Did I leave it out on the field?

I run back out on the field I'm running all over the park My wife does find my phone I called her from the Bluetooth I called her back And she's like it's in your car I can see it on find my phone Yeah your Bluetooth wouldn't pick it up

Right but I thought maybe it was like Out at 20 yards out on the field or something don't know so i start driving and she's like it's moving with you so just leave so i left and i went to breakfast where we were having breakfast at town south lake town square her dad was in town and i'm i parked there and i look for five minutes and can't find my phone can't find my wallet either neither so i go sit down at breakfast and my father-in-law's like man you lose your ass if it wasn't attached to your body boy and i'm like fuck in front of him too and i'm I'm like, I got to go back out.

We finish eating, and I'm like, I'm losing my mind. I got to go back out there. Nora comes with me. I'm out there for like five minutes. I pull everything out of my car. Take the car seats out. Everything. And I'm, like, distraught.

And I go back to the front of the car. And in between my hood and the body of my vehicle where the windshield wipers are, I had stuck my phone and my wallet and a five-hour energy underneath there three hours. and 20 minutes or 20 miles ago and it was still on there and you didn't remember sticking something in there on purpose dude I'm telling you when you get out of the car with kids and they've got bags and I got this wagon and we're late and I'm running around and I'm testosteroneed up I don't know like it was it just stayed in there it's incredible and I try to get my kid to understand she loses shit all the time right I think it's part of her situation is she's very absent-minded she loses focus very quickly and I sat down on knee level with her and I got her face and I was like this is going to happen to you a lot you need to treat this like winning the lottery because this should not have happened like my day should be completely effed every you know I had everything in my wallet had the phone and got out clean

man I've recently started keeping an air pod in my wallet an air pod or a tag a pod uh not the not the ear pod the tag yeah the round tag yeah i have one of those too the round tag but they don't always beep like it says it's gonna beep and then it's not reachable and well at least you could see where it is yeah you can't with the ear the air pods yeah like it won't read unless like you're holding it yeah oh you got one yeah in your purse which helps you know ladies with the purses i think but guys with the wallet i've been saying for you years. We need to normalize some form of man bag.

Yeah. It's almost a horrific weekend, Dan. But what a great story. You found it. Yeah. You just, you got to, you got to feel very lucky on days like that. Very lucky. Clayton? Clayton, C.K. Foodie C.K. Yeah, I, uh, finished my wallet. Oh. Oh, you're making a wallet. Wow, that's beauty, bud.

Pass it down. Look at this. We got a trad board op. Look at that. Just resourceful. Makes his own wallet. It's got a little state of Texas. Texas made on it and it's got a brand on the front.

This is your brand? Yeah, it's kind of a tribute to my dad, the rising K. Yeah, Dan. Okay. Is that a bear trap? It's not a bear trap? No, it's a tribute. I put it on all the leather work I do.

But my kids would never do something like that for their dad. But yeah. Because I'm a jerk. Cool. Finish that up while I watched a new documentary that I want to share with you guys. You want to pass it around the room? I just wanted to see it. Yeah.

I mean, it's cool. I'll check it out. Okay. Blake's like, no. I'm fine. What do I just hold it? I don't know. You've never made a wallet?

No. Be proud of your buddy. I am from afar. Cocaine quarterback on Amazon. Uh, not Georgia. Is it, where is it? USC. You're in the Matliner, Reggie Bush.

Wow. They had a walk-on tight end just running drugs for the Mexican cartel. Owen Hanson? Yeah. What's this on? Uh, Amazon Prime. Is it multiple episodes? Three, 30, 40-minute episodes.

Yeah, see, I don't remember this story when it happened. I don't think anybody did. because it was, I mean, it was Reggie Bush, Matt Lyon, and then Reggie Bush's stuff came out afterwards. So it kind of just, in the lore of USC, it didn't really blow up. But it was still very interesting that a guy from USC from one of the most popular teams of that time, most, like, televised teams, just was moving trucks from the Mexican cartels. He looks like Scott Storch.

I mean, he's yolt. anybody okay yeah he's prison that's what happens when a white boy gets cocaine though you can tell on his face his glasses that's crazy you finish uh fort brag i finished that like two days after you told me about it yeah clayton's just in a series of consuming content about people moving drugs i guess that was it I was gone last for two days. I hope the show went terrible. It did.

Oh, good. Because I was thinking that coming home. That it's not right. And most people would wish you the best of luck and want everything to go really great and seamless. I hope everything screwed up. I hope that it was choppy. I hope you felt uncomfortable. I hope people didn't like listening to it because I don't want to be expendable just yet.

I was just spending time just hoping that you were having a good time. with your family as a friend you know but if you were the whole time i was gone yeah the whole time i was gone i was just hoping i was like man i hope dan connects with his daughter this is not well received he really earned this time off i want to be wanted uh so i was with my daughter i went to ithaca college that's where my daughter goes to college she now has a a a boyfriend a partner a significant other who i met for the first time uh uh great person my kids have good

good did you take your shotgun it wasn't that your deal always grabbing by the collar come home and no I would just love for someone to take these girls off my hand you know

yeah I'm just I'm sure it'll happen to me but maybe a mule what do we trade what are we worse than a mule yeah I don't know what would it be for like a liberal arts college dowry A record player or something? Did you ask them how they're going to provide for your daughter?

Yeah, what are your intentions? No, I just, you know, it was... None of you guys got posted up like that like I did when I asked. That actually happened to you? Yeah, from the mom, not the dad. No, I got lucky. My wife's dad died when she was a kid. But all you got to do is a lie.

What are they going to do? I was prepared for that moment. never happened. Yeah, we'll be in church every Sunday. Went to a future store, so I'm in the airport. Went to a future store. Hold on, I like this. And it was the future.

So at the airport now, we are trying to fire everybody we can. And we got big computer, big screens. You ever been in the Taco Bell? And they're like, no, we don't take your order up here. You got to go to the screen. So now I'm spending 20 minutes at this effing screen to try and and get, you know, because I'm a special order guy. I got to have tomatoes on this, and I can't have this, so it takes forever.

Well, now at the airport, everywhere has that. So you want a little quick McDonald's McMuffin or something before your flight? Well, you've got to go to the screen. You just can't walk up to the counter. Well, no, now this store, this is the very future. So I'm trying to get in, but there's gates. And then one girl works at this store. She walks up, she's like, oh, no, you got to scan your, um,

credit card and it will just put like a $25 hold on there and then if you walk out just grab whatever you want and when you walk out it knows and now so now you know she's a wave

it's all coming at me like what it knows I can grab 10 things walk out in two seconds and I don't hit scan on everything she's like yeah it knows they had so I got me two uncrustables in the water and we're going to see I haven't seen on the credit card bill yet

But I just grabbed them, walked out And there she's like, yeah, it knows It seems super efficient, but I'm positive There's some sort of like research or something they did To show that psychologically that will make you spend more Oh yeah, because you're not Yeah, you don't spend that much You spend more just with a credit card and not actual cash

Right, so if they just make it the air Right Like oh really man man Damn, that's brutal. So if you walk in, there's a $25 hold on your card. If you walk out, they just remove it? I guess. You know how they do that for like a hotel or something.

That seems... For incidentals. Seems like a bit much. Uncrustable guy, huh? Well, I didn't really know that about you. Sure. Who doesn't love a nice uncustomer? I don't eat peanut butter and jelly, or peanut butter sandwiches at all.

Well, at the airport, everything is $14. Yeah. And the uncrustable was four. So I kind of channeled my inner Chappie or Blake and just said, you know what? I could have this tuna sandwich that looks like it's been there for a long time or just a couple of uncrustables. They taste fantastic. They are. Yeah.

It's great. At the root of it, it's wonderful. Don't look at the nutritional value. Because I did that on the way back and then I decided not to buy it. Yeah. If you... Wait, I ate two of these on the way here. I can't eat.

I can't believe the alcoholics have to teach you guys everything. What are you looking at nutritional facts in the airport for? Well, because I'm trying to... The beers don't count. The calories don't count. The time doesn't exist. I've always told myself free food doesn't count. Oh, that's definitely true.

Going to dinner a couple times and out for ice cream with a daughter, once at least with the boyfriend. And then her roommate, her roommate. that she's known for a long time and I've known for a long time since they were little kids. So, but just hearing what they talk about. So there's a TikTok challenge

out there right now where you just got to pee somewhere that's not a toilet. And I guess kids are getting suspended left and right from schools because they just will, they have to film themselves peeing

somewhere at the school that's not a toilet. Okay. And then you'll see that on their TikTok account and say, oh, wait, that's the hallway. It's the 100 hallway or something. Okay. A member of my family hit the front of Mustang Panther Stadium at Argyle Grapevine a couple weeks ago, and I was trying to buy a ticket.

He just started pissing on the gate right there in front of Homecoming. And then a big topic was Tooby. Tubey still thriving, huh? Well, I hadn't thought about Toobie. It's not Quibi. No. You might be thinking of quiby. No, no, Tube's like a streaming service.

Yeah. But it's one of... But they all watch Tooby because it's free and I think it... But that's anything they would reference to each other. They would say I saw it on Tooby. And I did see a Tooby commercial on the Cowboy game yesterday. They're listening. Do they have a lot of like old shows or like 90 shows or something?

Because I know... I don't know movies for sure. But again, I'm just telling you what... I don't know. kids are talking about, but at least my kids are talking about is to be. Then on the way home, so now I'm flying during the cowboy game, I didn't want to pay for internet because I've paid for internet before so I could watch something streaming and then that just breaks down and then you end up paying for nothing. Yeah. But they do have a free

thing on American Airlines. The guy next to me was sitting there with this kid but he was watching like I don't know oh the Saints game I'm like and then I saw him when he got up for the bathroom I got up for the bathroom too and I'm like hey man um did you buy uh internet like is you're you watching on YouTube TV because I was in New York trying to watch my YouTube TV Dallas and it said Blacked out yeah or it just said you know it looks like you're in a different region I'm like huh so he's like no no they got this free thing so I got the free thing and then I can so I watched a lot the second half on the plane. Hmm.

They had the, uh, they'd had that and they had the Red Zone channel too, and I don't have the Red Zone channel. Do you pay for that? Mm-hmm. Okay. And I think I need to now. Because I effing love Steve Smith. Do you watch it?

Steve Smith. Steve Smith is on the Red Zone channel. I haven't seen him. I don't, I haven't watched it in the last couple weeks. Him and a guy. There's some, there's a white guy. Scott Hanson? Yeah.

Is that who it is? Yes. Yeah, 25 years, I feel like. But they were in different locations. Okay. And Steve Smith's awesome. He reminds me of C-Web and the glove. Now, this is senior, right?

Yeah. It's former panther, Steve Smith. Oh, trust me. But he's hilarious. I didn't know he was on Red Zone. I don't know. He's a great analyst. He's kind of like just an every man.

Dude, he was great when they put him on studio shows. Remember? Like, Michael Irvin would kind of talk shit. And then Steve Smith would be like, I will beat you up. I, anyway, I think I'm, I think just based on watching the Red Zone channel on the airplane yesterday for half hour, I am going to pay for the Red Zone channel now with Steve Smith. Okay. I like that. You're trying to find the guy whose wife cheated on him with Steve Smith?

No, that was a... Hey, Steve. Hey, Steve. That was a great callback. That wasn't that long ago, was it? How can you do this to me, man? You're Steve Smith. And I didn't really do much when I was there.

I mean, I just spent as much time with my kid as I could and, you know, hung out a little bit. We would walk every day to a different gorge. So apparently in upstate New York, this is... Time out, Blake, go. Uh-uh. No, I know, me either. What a gorge is? Yeah.

It's like a canyon and there's like a waterfall. So apparently there's a lot of water. up there and it dug through the rocks over the years and so now it's just a lot of beautiful walks. Okay. A lot of beautiful state parks, places to walk. So every day we just picked a different one

or she did because I guess it's like what else we're going to do together? You know, what are you going to do with a you eat? And you sit around and talk. Yeah, you walk. But then we got to find something to do. And I don't

I don't know. She doesn't, I don't know what she does with her friends, but probably not that with me. So we just went on walks and, you know, talked and all that kind of stuff. So that's my weekend check. Blake went on the road with the Cowboys. And before we get to that, we do have every 15 minutes, we try to do a little bit of commerce. It's commerce on the quarters. Dang, nailed it.

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Yeah these people probably have a hot house To go back to you He did it out of order Yeah Blake Yeah I was on the Cowboys Charter I'm sorry I could make quarter's birthday party but glowing reviews from my family well done somebody had to be there

for your son yep thank you yep i heard all about jake's mom pushing brooks on the swing how somebody had to do it uh but saturday i was on the cowboy's charter yes i was streaming the halo tournament dude that is one thing his kid knew that i don't you know your kid like i don't ask, where's Blake? They just tell you, my daddy's doing this. First thing he says, my dad's watching Halo on an airplane. And I was like, you're damn right he is. Boys made it.

Yeah, he's sort of gotten into it with me. So I told him, hey, dude, Halo tournament this weekend if you want to watch. Is that free Wi-Fi on a cowboy flight? Yeah. Yeah, they give you a little card with the code that everyone shares. Yeah, so easy, easy plane ride. We're on time. Again, in Chicago, we had issues, and I swear every time a charter's late, the team loses.

But a smooth trip this time. And I had every intention to go into Manhattan because we landed at Newark, New Jersey. We were staying in New Jersey, and it was only a 30-minute train ride into town. And there's a Texas-run bar run by a subby called Wayne & Sons that we've heard a lot about. Like Sarah went Oh really? Yeah, I think so Okay

Yeah, I really wanted to go But the Halo tournament ate up all my phone battery So I was uncomfortable Going into Manhattan with no phone Yeah As much as I want to call you Like a Fox News viewer

I think that's probably a good idea I don't know that you're raw dog in Manhattan I just don't know how I'd get back Without guidance Because I was, you know, on the street Okay, walk here where is this in I bought my metro card I was down

there but then phone was at 19% I don't think I can do this it's really confusing because if you're like on like 18th street somebody says 21st you don't know which way that could be you know so very confusing grid of a city where you never know you know I do remember

the day of going to a city and then going to the local gas station and buying a map like do they still have that available at the local gas station Yes Maps No idea

I don't I remember buying The closest I got was the map quest Like when we drive to visit somebody And take a map quest That's What's maps go Same sort of deal

It was a book Okay Cops had Killer and I used to have So many fights over MapQuest Because back before When we did remotes We had to print directions

To the remote Of course One of us would not follow it And we get law Anyway I know that it's better to have the internet than not, but printing out directions was the, that was the worst. I think I'm missing a page.

Right. Or, so I walked around. Went out of ink. And I found a very authentic Chinese food restaurant. What does that mean? There were Chinese letters on the wall and... How often do you go to one that does not? And I poke my head in and there were nothing but Chinese people in there.

And I thought, I picked pretty well here. Yeah. I picked pretty well. Yeah. And so I knew I picked well. I sat down. There were chopsticks in front of me, and the waitress comes up and said, Would you like a fork?

I said, um, no. I'm here for the experience. Let me try chopsticks. Have you ever done that before? What? Chopsticks? Are you chopsticks? I just when we eat sushi, but other than that, no.

I'm not very good with them. Okay. That's what I'm looking for. So then the guy that brought me my food was like, would you like a fork? I said, no, because I'm the widest person ever. And I probably, they are looking at you, like, this guy cannot use a fork haircut. And I thought I was going to Wayne and Sun, so I had my Lone Star beer T-shirt on. So I just was very out of place.

Yeah. And I was like, you know what, I'm going to show them. I'm going to eat with chopsticks, and I'm going to destroy. And I picked up my first dumpling and dropped it in my sauce. Oh, yeah. You got soup dumpling bucocchi from your. Did you sheepishly ask for a fork or no? No, I stuck with it.

Okay. I somehow got through it. Do the shove the chops? into it, eat it like that. Yeah, I didn't eat all my food. I was kind of tired of trying to pick up every grain of rice. Oh, man. So, if food was good, it was just, it's hard.

It's kind of pretentious being chopsticks guy, and I am chopsticks guy. I'll go in there and I'll use the chopsticks to show these people. But you know what? Yeah, just get a spoon. You'll be fine. Just shovel it in. You're an American. You want to eat every last.

last little piece on there. And then the waitress can be like, oh, somebody was hungry. It's not even really fully like an etiquette that is the worst. We were talking about that a lot this weekend. Oh, somebody loved their ice cream. Oh, were you hungry? It's not like it's a fully, like, etiquette thing

because I think when you do noodles, I mean, like Asian people in general, they'll pick up a bowl or a container and drink. It's not like. So I have some observations. I was trying to be, whatever nice just not not noticed like i don't want to put my finger on the bowl and like scoop the rice on my chopsticks i'm just trying to be somewhat distinguished chinese people don't care about

that like i saw a lot of them just like lean over like into their dish right just like they'll just go at it and maybe that's what i should have done um they'll also flag down a waiter whenever they need them like they i was waiting you know kind of wait to make eye contact or just do a quick little I mean they'll like hey I need something right now and maybe that's a better way to go about it well I mean I've told you guys about this before and I've not traveled enough to say it for sure but in a lot of Asian countries they don't wait in line it's a real thing what does that mean yeah it means you muscle yourself into the front if there's an elevator and you're standing there when it opens if there are 10 other people they'll just walk in before

you they'll get in front of you like there's no concept of a queue at all do they hold the door open for the lady uh i wouldn't think that's a pretty american thing is it think i don't i i don't know but you you don't know that there are people who don't know how to wait in line until you see it because it's hard to explain but they'll just walk past you huh yeah new jersey is still somewhat in 1995 because i did a little mall walking to walk off my chinese food and it was bumping on a saturday night like there were no store, like, if you go to North Park or wherever, there's just empty storefronts. This place, everything was packed, employees in there, people walking around, and there were a ton of

people in the mall. And the other thing is, we have the police escort in and out of town. They have a lot of toll booths still, which was really weird. And even from the plane, you know, I was looking at some of the traffic, and it was just all coming to these standstills where they would have to go through these toll booths. I thought it was kind of weird. I remember the last time I saw one of those. throw your coins at it.

No, I mean, they had the pass, but it's a lot like the airport where you get to go stop and then finally go through. So I enjoyed, you know, I've been sleeping on the floor a lot of my older kids' room and the youngest is a grunter, so I'm up all night.

I enjoyed the hotel room to myself. I bet you did. Do you get a food bed? Thermostat, no. Thermostat at 65, crawled under the covers and just slept for nine hours. That was my highlight of the trip. Great shower. I don't know why, but I always feel cleaner after a hotel shower. I love a hotel shower, except the one thing I hate was in my hotel this weekend.

We've gone now to the big giant thing of shampoo, and you're going to use the same shampoo that everybody else uses. Back in my day, we had the tiny little bottle. Which is like three years ago. I don't know. I just, I liked it when I get my own shampoo, and now I got this. what if somebody put some stuff in it? That's what I was thinking you were thinking. And it's like nailed to the wall.

Like I was going to steal your $2 shampoo anyway. Well, you just said you were going to leave with your own if they... Well, no, I like the little ones. It never occurred to me the little ones were for you to use all of. Or leave that, I don't... You would use part of it and leave it? Yeah. No, no.

That's for you. That's for you to throw in your shaving kit and take it home. I had never considered somebody. Tyler Durdening in the soup the shampoo bottle at a hotel room I mean now that you say it I guess

remember the Airbnb we're at remember the Airbnb we were at it had a bar of soap in the shower like what are you doing using it? Yeah you're going to use a bar of soap that was sent that was sitting I don't typically just use a bar of soap

like I use a luf or a washcloth but if we're the soap's there I'm using the soap it's clean I'll still use a bar or soap. That someone else is used. Would you use my bar or soap? He got all tripped out when I used his toothbrush. That's way different.

That's in our mouths. That wasn't an accident, ladies. He wasn't very apologetic about it. That's what bothers me the most. All right, so we took a team photo before the game, and I'm trying to be like an athlete. I want to learn, okay? I want to review the film.

I want to take your suggestions. Who was on the thing? So from right to left, that was our spotter, Chris, who runs men's basketball, Rutgers. Right middle, Jerry Reco works on the fan with Boomer and Geo. Great dude. He's our play-by-play guy. Middle guy is the GM, Rob Blum, Steve Berline, to my left, then your boys on the far left. Oh, Berline traveling to a road game.

Yeah, he does all the road games. He does every game. I was not, I thought, yeah. No, did not have to pick him up anywhere. Okay, you get different play-by-play guys, that's right. Yeah, yeah. So, okay, I knew better than to, like, lift my arms in my jacket. This is a major improvement.

Okay. Major improvement. Yeah, it doesn't look like you're trying to escape your jacket. Yeah. Everything fine? It's better. Okay. That's the same jacket from last week.

I know that. But you have to know how to stand if you're not going to get it. You were telling me I had to get it tailored because I'm a fat ass and could fit in it. No, no. It's that this is, like, the only way you can stand and make that jacket work. If you move your arms or to the side at all, it's going to get... I think that's most jackets. Listen, he's not going to get on to you about this.

Dan? Yeah. Because I'm a good friend. And I am because I am a good friend, and you're traveling around a lot of people who make a lot of money, and for $50 you can get a suit to look like a nice suit that's an average suit. Tell him, am I wrong about this? I feel like... Is there anything...

wrong with what I'm wearing? No. Okay. Thank you. No, no, you're right. Your suit looks just as good as Steve Berlitz. Is that the bar? I mean, if that's the look you're going for, then you're a young man.

And then after the game, we had Cats Deli, which I was not familiar with. Hell yeah. I've been. Really? Yeah, that's a famous one. Okay. $23 distrami. I didn't know anything about it.

I just knew that that food is not for the media. I was not allowed to get in line. But they had a carving station for the players after the game. So they were cutting the pastrami right there, putting it on the sandwiches and off to the bus. And I almost texted Brandon to get me one. Because on Twitter, that was all I was seeing. So Castelli, Cats Deli.

Yeah, it's fantastic. And then... Hope Solo Special. You did text him after the game to give you a hot towel from... Well, I walk past his normal seat and he wasn't there. It was like Maris Leofal. Brandon texted us, me and Blake. I stay out of the text club.

On purpose? Yeah, because I'm a fan. What if I get all pissed off one night? What you motherfuck? Well, I'm a journalist. I'm not. Oh, I'll let him tell us what he texted. I was not for me to text.

I was surprised you were going to. Yeah, I forgot. I forgot what he texted. He actually reached out to us first, and then Blake said, can you bring me a hot towel from first class? Well, I was walking, and he wasn't in his seat, and so I started to look around, and I look, and Trent is in the very front of the plane. And so I guess the special teams unit was in first class this week, so I was a little jealous. Deep snaps were perfect. He made a tackle.

He did great. But then it was cool. I mean, we kind of experienced this with the stars, but the team playing after the game, on a win, especially a big, easy win like that, it was really cool. Everyone was happy in a good mood, walking through the plane, just joking around. It was really cool.

And so I don't know if you guys could tell on the broadcast, but the Jets fans left at halftime. And they did not come back. So in the second half, it was primarily Cowboys fans. And so leaving the stadium when we did on the roads was all Cowboys fans. There were no Jets fans. And as we were going with the police escort,

everyone was rolling their windows down like waving like it's hell yeah out the sunroof like this one lady was out the sunroof like waving us on and it was like a huge deal i don't know it was a really cool feeling and to be a player and to see that i'm sure was awesome and it was it was really cool to see but then my final thing on the way back uh the guy in the row ahead of me middle seat was watching game of Thrones and a full-on brothel scene occurred and he just sat there and just observed and I don't that's just not me man I you got to know what Game of Thrones is bringing and if that happens which it was like a couple minutes long yeah just just does not a player no some media or something some guy now let's analyze that because it is an adult only plane so it's not like when I was on the

and was traveling next to, like, a youth volleyball team and, like, a rape scene broke out from that one movie with Jeremy Renner. It is an adult plane, but it's also a place of work. So, like, you know there's a chance. There's incest in the first episode of the show. There's a chance something's going to go sideways. Every episode it had some. And don't you just turn it all?

I'll get to my notes and get back to this later. But you know, some scenes were worse than others, and the brothel scenes were pretty hard-core. It's not a loving. And I just, I knew as soon as, of course I was watching to wait to see how he would handle it. And it opened up in the brothel and you're like, you know this is going to be bad. You just sat there. But there's people like that.

Like, I remember my brother. My brother would just like be, have his buddies over and watch entourage with my mom like in the kitchen. Like on max volume. And they're like, God, you eat her out. And my brother's like laughing. And I'm like, dude, this is insane. Mom can hear you. I don't even know if she knows that word.

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Yep. Okay. Well, you're in luck. Because we're going to talk cowboys. Oh, yeah, I like that. You don't get many of these, Dan. What, fun laffer? Yeah.

Fans leaving at halftime on the road. Yeah. You get 17 guaranteed games a year, and when you can wake up, and the first thing I think about on a Monday after the Cowboys play is yay or boo Cowboys. And the first thing I thought was Dak Prescott

is an MFer, and he plays for my team. And I should appreciate that, no matter else what there is about the guy. It's so much fun to watch him when he's dialed. And I don't know what we thought shot he was going to be through five games because he's like the weirdest rookie head coach ever because he had like 25 years of chances and nobody wanted him. But if you think about how we were thinking when he got hired,

you probably didn't see this. Like at least looking competent because it was for a week or two before Luca got traded. It was like the worst hire The history of the city Oh yeah And then Luca got traded And we moved on for a minute

And it was cheap hire You had a guy No interviews Who not only had a great track record elsewhere He had a great track record here You know Run into some problems in the playoffs for sure But they were right

When after the season they would say Hey You know 12 win seasons Or 11 win seasons are really nice and you can't just be firing a guy because of not making the playoffs. So they didn't fire him. They just let his contract run out. And then, yes, hire a guy that nobody else in the NFL had ever thought

should even be interviewed for a job like that. And all of a sudden, he's showing better than competency. Now, it's a long season. It's the Jets. Yeah, but. It's a – remember, their Jets are now 0 and 5, So it's not like you figured out something the rest of the NFL hasn't. No, they were competitive a couple times, but I don't know.

It's so hard to say like, oh, it's just the Jets or bad loss, good loss. I put in the column this morning at dmagine.com slash sports. I don't know how they let me put this in there. But the concept of logarithmic time or logarithmic thinking, My kid just had his third birthday. That's a huge deal to him because one year now is a third of his life. When he turned 53, one year is not a big deal, right? So there's only 17 games in an NFL season.

We only have five so far. You don't get to play everybody. You can't pick apart. You just have to take them for what they are. They have five games so far. And it doesn't matter if that team was bad or that team was good. It matters is that they go out. and they execute like a real NFL team.

And a lot of people thought they weren't going to be able to do that. And the truth is, if they have DAC and he's healthy, it's going to be better if they have talent around him, obviously. But he's good enough to when he's healthy, they can't F it up to the point where they're just not good. He's that good now. Jerry can't screw it up. They're going to be in games.

It's hard to argue with that just seeing, because they had some major injuries. I mean, C.D. Out. Turpin time is out. That's a huge deal. That's a huge deal because now of a sudden everybody moves up a rung. You're fairly confident that, you know, George Pickens would be okay with that, although they're now going to be able to, hey, I'm taking George Pickens out of the game. And he's the type of guy you can do that, too. I don't think you can do that to CD. He's going to get his eventually. But Pickens had a couple. But, yeah, there's a difference between those two. And then. But Giovante Williams has been, the line is the big thing. Four starting offensive linemen are out. Let's call Adrian Claiborne.

Make sure he's still retired. He had six sacks on Chas Green that one time the Tyrant was out. Or a couple years ago, they lost a game in, I want to say, Arizona in 23, where it was like a lot of the guys who played last night, Brock Hoffman, T.J. Bass, Chuma, Adoga. In the past, when they've been down linemen, they have gotten bodied. And, yeah, those guys probably can't do that all year, but it doesn't matter because the job is to do it like two or three times.

And they did it last night. For T.J. Bass, that's like a third of his season last night, if you're a backup lineman. And you got it done. Like, there's a world where that we're here today. Like, what were they supposed to do? It was under McCarthy. Yeah, and Garrett, really.

Right. It's a convenient excuse. And it would have been, we would have been upset if it was a very close game, but they, you know, figured out a way to win. But you would have, you would have really understood that. Like, what are you going to do? But they looked really, really good. Now, we have to remember, too, remember how you felt when the game started. and the Jets just mowed themselves right down the field. And remember this as well, even after the game.

I saw this on Internet. I didn't go back and look at the play chart. But the Jets had 19 plays of 10-plus yards? I'll say it every week. It's just watching Big 12 football. I mean, go to the play that changed the game. When Maris Leofau punched the ball out of Brees Hall's hands, how far down the field was he already?

20 yards? Right. Like 10 plus. I think that stats a little misleading because they were playing almost pre-vent in the second half. But that being said, and you're right. I'd like to know how many first half wins the head. It still feels like right now you can just run the ball for eight yards of pop if you need to. It's just teams don't do it.

They get bored. You could fumble. Guys get hurt. You got to keep your quarterback engaged. You were gone on Thursday and Friday. and I was proud of myself listening to Greg Olson because I think he's great. And he said a couple times kind of what I had said,

which is the Jets are not bad play-to-play. They just have colossal F-ups on both sides of the ball. And they fumbled. So it didn't really matter that he was running for eight yards of carry because they turned the ball over. And that's really the story of the game. And the Cowboys generally don't. They generally don't.

And they're going to luck into a couple turnovers, so... The Jets' defense also has not had a turnover. Which is... I feel very bad for Aaron Glenn, because I like that guy, and you can see the pain on his face. I think it's been since, like, the 30s. Good Lord. Since a team has not had a turnover in the first five games of the season.

And a lot of that's luck. You just... It's just horrible luck. But yes, so it's 10 to 3, Dallas, with two and a half minutes left in the second quarter. it's 10 to 3 the jets are moving down the field you're thinking at that point all right 10 10 then we can do we got we've got brandon right so

let's think of a 13 10 and then you get the ball back to start the second half so that's that's good but that's what it feels like this is going to be 10 10 best case 1310 then that fumble happens and was that where oh yeah okay that was where

DAC gets a free play and off sides right after the two minute warning and so he fires one up for uh flanoi what's he ever done I don't know where'd that our go

it's uh yeah there's It's Flournoy, right? But you don't say they are? No. Flanoi? But he's just another one of these guys, late-round guy in 2024. You know who he's not Mingo?

Well, Mingo's hurt. This guy's jumped all of them. But he's at least done something. He may have jumped Tolbert for yesterday. Who knows? But yeah, he was huge. Then Javante Williams scores a touchdown. You're like, oh, my gosh.

So now it's 17 to 3. Boy, that's what? Javante Williams, not only. scored a touchdown. He scored a touchdown on a toss out of the GDI formation. And I was thinking of you the whole time. We're running the eye. We're running toss power out of the eye in the two-minute drill.

Fuck off me. Nobody can stop them. Did, uh, we had this stat on the broadcast. Javante Williams, the first Cowboys running back with 100 yards in the first half since. This is going to be absurd. Wait, what was it? Darren McFadden. Javante had over 100 in the first half.

First Cowboys running back to have over 100 yards in a first half since who. Okay. Well, then it's obviously not Zeke, if that's the thing you think it would be Zeke. It was DeMarco. But of all the time that Zeke was here, he did not do that. And I think there was another stat. A hundred-yard receiver and a hundred-yard running back in the first half since like 1978. Yeah, and it's Flanoy and Javonthe.

Right. I forgot to mention after that Breece Hall fumble, like then there was a penalty. and Dallas ends up starting their drive first and 14 at the four-yard line, their own four-yard line. And so now, like, their first run goes nowhere. The Jets are calling time out. I thought that was pretty rich. They're like, hey, we're going to get the ball back.

Well, they were helping out the Cowboys because they end up scoring that touchdown. Then somehow the Cowboys get the ball back with 29 seconds at their own 33. James Houston. That's how. And that's where Giovante. goes for 66 yards, runs it down to the two, Ferguson with a touchdown. It's 23 to 3, and yeah, you're leaving a halftime. Whereas you thought best case scenario could be it's a 13 to 10 lead at halftime.

Now it's 23 to 3 in two minutes. The game's over then. And that really, what happened? They didn't all of a sudden become a great defense. The other team either commits a penalty, gives up a sack, And if they're not very good, their drive is over. And the sacks... And now when they're giving it back to Dack, the ball's coming down the field.

Those sacks aren't on just a porous offensive line. Those are Justin Field sacks, dude. That's been a big thing over the last 10 years or so, is trying to, you know, put blame, like, PFF does this. Some sacks are not the line's fault, a lot of them. You know, Dack does a great job not taking sacks. Justin Fields will hold the ball forever. By the way, I also think he could be good. I don't know. We've talked a lot this year about, like, the context of players.

Like, oh, if the quarterback goes to this coach and the coach sucks, is the... Justin Fields had really rough start to his career, like, coaching-wise. Yeah, I think the Darnold has completely... Baker, all of it. That's re-tooled how I think about that. Because, yeah, if he went to the Seahawks instead of Darnold, maybe he's having a better year. But I felt for him yesterday because he got beat up. bad

not just PFF in the last few years maybe they're picking up on it but I mean Bill Farsall's was ahead of his time on many things but one of the things was that quarterbacks cause sacks too because that's one of the reasons he yanked Bledsoe yeah if you look at those sack numbers from before Romo ever got in there

and if you also remember the early portion of Romo's career they weren't investing a lot into the offensive line, because it's like, well, we got Romo. He would actually say that. Yeah, he can scramble around. He can, like, he can make things happen. Bledsoe was kind of a statue and would hold the ball too long.

And, yeah, they had a lot more sacks with Bledso, just proving that sacks are not just an offensive line stat, but you always think of it that way. Brandon Snuck, that's the best time miss you could have right there. Up 20. Nobody in the country's watching. The doink? Extra point that you shouldn't even know. It was a penalty, right?

So that's about as good as you're going to get. Well, yeah, he made one. So when they did that extra point, I want to ask about that. So it's from the two-yard line is if you decide to go for two. But if there's a penalty, then you can put it from the one-yard line. So a lot of teams will do this, not just shoddy. Oh, yeah. I'm going to kick if it's from the two, but if it's a penalty from the one,

I'm going to go for it. Okay, that seems to make some sense, but then they line up in shotgun. Well, now you're going to do the exact same play you would have done if it was from two yards. If you're lined up, you know, tush pushy or whatever, I understand it. If you're just going to shotgun it, why don't we just go for it from the two? Explain to me, football man. I'm going to try, but I'm sure people are going to tell me I'm wrong. But in general, if you think about like the push of the offensive line,

and how far back on average they think that they can get the defensive line and where they are when the back hits the line? Like, when's the last time you've been on a football field? A yard is way longer than you think it is. But it's shotgun and you're throwing. But you're still standing one yard ahead forward and you're selling the idea that you're running, right? Like, I think you are anyways.

I think you're selling the idea that you can still run the ball. And the difference between one and two yards is quite a bit. Like you're not tush pushing for two yards, right? No. But you would for one. Yeah. So there is some difference on plays you could run from one and two. But they're setting up.

But then you go to the gun. Yeah, they're going to the gun and they're clearly just going to pass. So if you're just going to pass, but you're saying for even the deception, the thought that we could run here. I think so. And by the way, I would go for two from the two, way more than NFL teams usually do. Yeah. What are you going to do about that? Well, I'm going to say we have Brandon Aubrey, we need him to get more points.

You still get a point, I think, for an extra point in fantasy. Let's see, a couple things that happened. Skycam got doint. Okay, I want to mention that too, because Sad Yusuf is the only guy I heard mention this. Same. Did you listen to them this morning? Yeah, and he's still the only one I've heard say it. He said that should have been a dead ball and a replay of down.

He actually cited the rule. Yeah, you usually see a lot of nerds on Twitter jumping out and telling you about that right away. By the way, on the plane, watching the game, and scrolling through Twitter while a game is going on, why do people do that? It sucks. I like it.

So I can see Clarence Hill, McEngle, uh macho what i don't know give me like five writers or something all say pretty much the exact same thing at the same time and then a couple fans who i follow or whatever or just be like whoa you know you just that's like why am i this i don't like it at all i think it's the worst thing ever i think it should be a band i like it for it's just jokes i like uh i like jokes during the game now the same as like a group chat i guess but no i don't i don't see that the whole, the value in, like... Like, why am I watching this so I can now see five people

just tell me that Javante had a 66-yard-dust? That tries to be great. And is their boss making them do it? What is the reason this is happening? Why? That's got to be it. The boss sees, hey, the star telegram writer was doing this throughout the game.

What are you doing? You're just sitting there? Yeah, I don't know. But that happened with the SkyCam. Let's get Blake to start tweeting during the games. Yeah. Do you do that? Big run there.

Yeah, yeah, I need that. That'll be great. The Vikings kicker hit the wire. Hey, this is a big third down. You've got to let us know. Hey. Yes. Nick Folk.

Nick Folk. Did she say that when you saw Nick Folk? Yeah, the folk hero. Nick Folk. That's got to be 15 years ago. Dude. So I went, I'm looking at Nick Folk this one. So Nick Folk is the kicker for the Jets.

I remember. him is the Cowboys kicker. He made the Pro Bowl in 2007. He was a rookie. And since then, the Cowboys have had two iconic kickers come through, right? Like, Dan Bailey was, he was awesome for his short time here. Sure. And then all of a sudden, Brandon is awesome.

Nick Folk was here the year after Parcell's left. So Parcell's last year. was 06. Romo fumbles. Wade takes over. They go 13 and 3. Nick Folk is the Cowboys kicker. That's how long Nick Folk has been in the NFL. Never made another Pro Bowl after that year. 18 years in the NFL. What do you think he's made? I don't know, $18 million. What do you think? Does it say? I hadn't looked before, but I'm going to look now. Or no. 25. Okay, there you go.

And all of the sponsorship money. All the folk... The folklore, the folk hero, any folk thing. I just thought that's wild. That is wild. Nick Folk is still in the game. If there was anything specifically that we needed to break down, and we have all week to do this,

but we've got to talk about the cleats, about Jaden Blues cleats. Okay, let's do a Windon Nation plug first. window is it been 15 minutes it has it has and then maybe after that we just go straight into some audio and stuff or the ladies talk corner oh why what time uh anyway wind donation that's really what we're trying to say flash sale flash sale uh the offer is buy two windows get two free plus an extra 10% off, plus no interest for two years from Window Nation. That is correct.

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Window Nation.com, Dan. What do you want to do? I'll play a little audio. Let's see here. We had a couple of buffering Gregs. There's a lot. We can't mark them all. I love him.

He's good. He's very good. Greg Olson is good. Hey, if you can find the unedited version, pull up his rap song. We're going to need that at some time. All right. This is buffering Greg, though,

who will just pause at inopportune times in his sentence. A lot of times it doesn't even make sense. Yeah, there's no mistake in who this passing game runs through. So here's a little more of what we're used to seeing out of Dallas in years past. Man coverage, Duran Bland, all-pro corner. It's a tough matchup. So you're going to stress your coverage guys, Jason, if you don't have the pass rush.

They've not been really good getting after the quarterback. And if you don't get home, Garrett Wilson's a tough one-on-one matchup on the top. Oh, he's edging me. Threw a little pash rush in there too. Yeah, that'll happen. We asked Matt Eberflus, why did they turn to Maris Leophevow? DeMone Clark started the year as the starter at linebacker. He said because he attacks the ball and he might be better than anybody in the league

punching the ball out. So I mean, how prophetic was that statement by Eberflus getting Leofau on the field? And as you said, the Jets, even when things look good, they just cannot get out of the ball out of the field. cannot get out of their own way with the negatives. That was a good one. Way. Speaking of linebackers, Jack Sanborn got hurt.

Yeah. And we thought he has a pretty big bag throughout this whole year. In fact, weren't you thinking maybe Leofau should have been in there a little more than Jack Sanborn? Yeah. Now, Leofal kept getting dummy penalties, but Sanborn is the most placeholder of placeholder players you could have.

Let's get a report on Jack Sanborn. We saw Jack Sanborn leaving the field, Pam. Yes, I got from the Dallas Cowboys that Sanborn is now in concussion protocol. He's an important player to defensive coordinator Matt Iverfluz. They were together in Chicago. Pam, thank you for that. That is a big loss. No, it isn't.

No, it isn't. Or it's a big loss for the Jets, like the fact that we're going to put in a better player and not the binky of... What are we doing? He probably just knows where to go and where to line up and helps other people. That's what it is.

Gets there a little earlier than most. He's great. He stays in his playbook. And that's fine at the start of the year. Doesn't have cornrows? It's a little too obvious. By the way, I still love that Trayvon is going. going with the pink, like 90s rag.

That looks great. It's a lot easier to support when they're not getting toasted. Yeah. Oh, did you want to do blue cleats? This is a long cut. But we don't have to play the whole thing. There's a mark in the middle there, you see. You want to jump there?

Here, just play the beginning part first. Cowboys have Jaden Blue into the ball game for the first time. The rookie out of Texas getting his first run in his first run. his NFL career and he takes the handoff from Dak Prescott and goes nowhere. Will MacDonald with the hit. Jaden Blue, who's steadily gotten better in practice at

Brian Schottnheimer, did have an issue with the cleats earlier this week that were giving it blisters, the designer cleats. I know that happened to you a bunch. Yeah, I was a big designer cleats guy, so yeah, so I can relate here to Blue. I get it. Great chemistry, guys. Well,

what you're going to hear later, and if we can pick it back up later, I actually don't their chemistry was horrible for they don't work together ever this is world series related Greg Olson is just disgusted you know and that a guy would and I am especially a guy trying to get on the field I am as like on board with though as much shit on when you play as you want look good feel good play good but dude you have to be kidding me you changed your cleats out the week they made you active you're a running back you got custom Louie cleats three days before the game and gave yourself blisters, you should be cut.

They should cut you right there. Greg Olson's not being like some hard-ass conservative. You're a moron. Like, what are you thinking? I don't know. For a guy who they kept saying, like, we don't know if he gets it or not. The week they make him active, he's like, check this shit out. I got new shoes.

Well, now we know that he doesn't get it. Do you want me go to the first mark or the second mark? The end was kind of fun. Yeah, the last mark, yeah. You know, we were going to step aside, but since we have file footage of the cleats, we figured that this was worth it to show America. Jaden Blue, rookie out of Texas. There they are.

That's worth it, right? Is that worth getting blisters? There's nothing worth it. There's nothing in the world worth getting blisters. Really? Not to play football. Not Louis cleats? I mean, you're wearing Louis shoes right now in the booth, aren't you?

Yeah, I rented them. from a guy named Lou. Great chemistry, guys. Feet are one of the things, man. Whoa, what? I don't know. Fashion over function. I'm not sure if it applies to...

Yeah, he's disgusted. He's disgusted. He's... Third down for Dallas. Where was that sentence going to go? Feet are the things, man. Feet are one of the things, man. What are the things you don't mess with?

I mean, I know what you're saying, Blake, but he's just actually apoplectic. He's like, what are we talking about here? The thing about feet... It's football. It's there in the name. It's trying to crazy. So, I don't know if you do this, but when I watch a movie or something, I will then walk around and I'm thinking in the inflection of the main character. I actually will talk in that.

No. So it's just a weird, or if I watch a Shane Gillis comedy, then I find myself thinking in his cadence. Sure. Same thing with a different, any other comedian or whatever. You know? It's why I got in trouble that one time after watching Bigger and Blacker with Chris Rock. I know. But so I talk, you know, and I think that Greg Olson has been talking to Brian Schottenheimer this week.

See if you guys can tell where I thought that. It's a game of 22 and it nearly went for forever. Now, it's funny. Coming into the game, we said it's kind of bad versus bad. This Jets third down offense trying to find their way. well now they're two for two on third down in the first quarter why well this Dallas defense aside from that's uh yeah he only did it once the shoddy effect for sure i uh i tried to write like that in my column today and it's like nobody gets this but us we're the only ones who are driven insane by this yeah uh and then this was interesting

you had told me a couple of uh things you found that you thought were interesting This one was a double, because I thought this was interesting for a different reason. So they start talking about Dax's high school highlights. Yeah. But they lead into something else. Or then Greg starts talking too, but. So tell me if you want me to pause it anywhere, but they're talking about Dack. Yeah, we were talking to Dack Prescott about his high school days.

And, like, he went back and watched maybe, like, last year, watched some of his high school tape. He said, I should have run more. I was bigger than everybody. He goes, I didn't realize how good I was. And I was like, really? I feel like you probably knew you were pretty good. He said he looked at everybody else. He was like, I was bigger than everybody.

There's a line drive incomplete. That was a schoonmaker laser, and it'll be second down. It is one of the good things about, I mean, if you look at Dak and you're thinking about him in his early career, like, I think that frame is way better for longevity than... Jaden Daniels. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's just... He's a solid dude.

Yeah. Obviously, getting injured more as he gets older and all that kind of stuff, but you kind of want your quarterback to be like Dak. Yeah, Baker. A little bit bigger. Yeah. I just think it's funny. You asked him.

You were like, when was the last time? You went back and watched your high school tape. And I was expecting him to say, like, oh, my rookie year. Right? He was like, yeah, like last week. I respect that, you know. We're killing time in the second half here. That's like me with my kids.

Like, every once in a while. Okay, this is what I stood out to me. Like, I had marked this before you told me to get the DAC tape stuff. That's like me with my kids. Like, every once in a while, I got to remind my kids because they don't really know, like, that I play. Like, they were babies when I was playing. So, every once in a while, you've got to bring out your tape and be like, Dad knows a few things here.

You don't have a... Okay, wait. So we got to bring out the tape to show them what dad did. Oh, okay. Actually, when I was in college, I got to do a rap song. Have the D-Ds heard this?

Do you have it, Blake? I have an option here. Oh, I can only find the beeped-out version in the Dropbox. We can just go with that if you want. What you don't get hit? How you drop my drawers and let it see my third leg?

Chillin' on the 7th floor I gotta let these chickens know The Greg is in the house And I fin to make these holes Joe I'm my balls on my dick Then I bustin up quick On a face

I'm a chill It's weird Stick your dick up in the ear Why I'm after night These guys That's how we do with son In a Oh

Good grief, Gregory I think the beat version's funnier It is funnier Because you're just guessing It's going I'm just running out of spots No, it's incredible.

I've met your mom, kids. Yeah. Yeah. You wonder why her... Met her, not made you. Those are less conventional methods. Well, no, I can't make you in her eye. Maybe again.

No, we're good. But yeah, he's a man of the year. He's got foundations. He's like a youth ambassador. I told you. I don't know how he's done it, dude. It was the Me Too era, and he was up for doing it. a Super Bowl, and that's, I guess

it, I wonder if it was like if his Super Bowl was the beginning of the Me Too era, does that pop out? Somehow that's just never it's weird, man, and I don't think it should. I mean, I don't care, but I think it's hilarious. I don't

I don't need this exemption, but Greg Olson's 40, I'm 40, and there's a lot of us who grew up listening to certain types of music who there's recordings of us attempting to rap okay now not everybody is to Greg Olson's level um but it seems like like Blake Snell was uh last week right there's like a video of Blake Snell in a dorm room like in a rap video there's a bunch of pro athletes who have this

and I'm I wonder if it's an exemption like if he had been yelling that at somebody on the street he's he's probably not doing the Super Bowl you put a little A little southern production underneath it. Yeah. It's art. Art and the artist. Any other ones you wanted to work in here? No, we're good.

Clean up tomorrow. I want to make sure we learn about our guests. We will learn about our guests, but let's see anything else from the game. Yeah. I like the guy, Benetti. Cowboys are 500. Jason Benetti. Yeah.

Is he usually the third guy or something? Must be. Yeah, at least third, because they've got Joe Davis and Burkhart gone, right? Why? Is Burkhart doing baseball? Oh, yeah. My brouker? Hell yeah, bro.

One up. Justin Fields is 0 and 26 now when the opposing team scores 21 or more. that's a tough life yeah that is a hard existence getting the S kicked out of you making good money but not like you know and I was wondering I didn't know if they do it just on the

at home or whatever but they did do the Landry shift at the end which I do think is a very very cool bit like a really cool bit because it's the cowboy history and all that and I'm glad Shottie still does it

It would be weird if Shottie didn't do it after all other head coaches have done it. No chance. I don't know if Jimmy did. I would bet he did not. I wonder who brought it. I need to look into that. But I'm surprised that no other team has done that to them after, like, they come in and kick their ass in a playoff game or something. Like the Packers didn't do it at the end of their blowout in playoffs.

When did they see the Lions this year? Do you think they would If anybody's going to Yeah Dan Campbell likes to beat up on people He likes to do football history What is anybody going to say Or Dan Campbell's disrespecting Landry?

No It would be an awesome troll though It's kind of like And my vape will go through that television Doing the DAC hip thing Yeah To DAC Sure

Yeah Yeah The thing about being cocky Is it can be thrown back at you All right, we'll do a quick middle closing remarks. Let's make this brought to us by Lone Star Beer because we could just plug their merch page. When you go to LoneStarBeer.com,

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It's a sitcom. How long have you known each other? Like this isn't childhood friend type thing? Yeah. Like 19 years. Quite some time. Yes. Decades.

Sure. Okay. So who is Deirdre? Deidra? Deidre, yes. You want the closing remarks? Who gets closing remarks here? You're the one that has to leave, right?

I have to leave, yes. Yeah. But we can just play it by your, whatever. I mean, I'm here. I came here for Deandria, for her cookies, basically. For Deandria? Yes. Okay, so is this your closing remarks?

Sure. Go all. We just want to say goodbye. Sure. Are you staying or leaving? I'm staying. Oh, okay. She's leaving.

Yeah. Okay, so we don't really need to do closing remarks right here. We should have asked better questions. Yeah. But she still. I mean, I brought some crafts for you guys, but. Well, yeah, let's do that while you're here. She still has her stuff.

Okay. Yeah, I just, I'm just pushing it all on me. I just, I have an exe bits and it's just a hobby, but I just make crafts for, like, bracelets and, you know, wine glasses and things like that. Ladies love glasses. Yeah, and I brought you guys, so. Ladies love Etsy. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

Yeah, it's a, I frequent that for gifts. You do well on there? It's just a hobby. Okay. For now. It's just, I just started. Okay. It's new.

So what have we got? Oh. Are you presenting right now? My husband will bring him. Who's this guy? This is Dustin. He's been listening to y'all longer than I have, so. Oh, yeah?

Did he force us on you? Yes, he did. Okay. But you're not totally against it. No, I love you guys. These are cool. Get the dumb zone pint. I was sad when y'all left the ticket.

Oh, yeah. But look at us now. In a garage. Oh, so you made us dumb zone glasses. These are great. And bracelets. Oh, I've always wanted us to have matching bracelets. Magic old bracelets.

We've been held back for all these years. Okay, well, very nice. It's like Christmas. Yeah. It's very cool. Well, thank you, Deirdre. You're welcome. You're going to pick up your kids?

In about 15, 20 minutes. She's got cookies these. DeAndre has the cookies. I have the cookies. And she wants you to sample them while. Yeah. Please. Okay.

We do that at the end of the program or what? Sure. Okay. Because you're not leaving, right? No. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'm here. All right.

Well, we're going to take a little break. And then we got more. Right? Are we just going to end? That would be a disappointment. You're listening to The Dumbza. You're listening to The Dumb Zone. Mike.

All right. There's the mic. And we're back high atop my garage. Tonight you can check. Check out DZTV on Channel 27 in Dallas. We know there's somewhere in Austin as well, or on the Fox Local app. It's just a cut-up version of this program, right? We don't do anything original on DZTV, do we?

Well, it's just well-mixed. No, we don't. It's video and stuff. You have to watch to find out. You'll have to watch to find out. We referenced this earlier in the show. Dan discovering Red Zone But he did have the interesting, I guess, note

that Steve Smith Sr. That's the whole point of, yeah. I'm well aware of Red Zone. The room was looking around. I used to have Red Zone, but I just haven't had it. And I don't know. I'm not a huge fan. I mean, it's got its moments,

but I'd rather lock into a game. But Steve Smith was one of my, he was one of the all-time greats. Trash talk. He blocked. He played like a monster. He was played bigger than he was. played bigger than he was.

And I think Michael Irvin is a tough guy, but I think Steve Smith is on a different level. And they got crossways on NFL network a couple years ago. And this is also right when Michael Irvin was finding social media. I think this is... Hey, listen, man, I want you to understand. I was just joking with Steve Smith. I love him.

I am wearing the suit, a whole suit. See this? That looks just like his pants. Look. I was just having fun with him. I don't want him to beat me up. You know I love you, I'm sorry. I really am sorry.

I was just having locker room boys fun. And so I wore this suit to really show you that I'm sorry. And I love you, brother, Steve Smith, age and eight and nine. 88 and 89. We're together forever. Love you, brother. So he's afraid of Steve Smith. Steve Smith, please don't beat me up.

Yeah. Let's stop this right here. then I guess it was also Saturday night I think was when I was watching I was watching our boy Deuce and the Seminoles take on the hurricanes that was tough yeah Miami has a receiver that's the closest Tony is that his name Blake it's the closest thing I've seen to Tyree Kill ever

they're good and you know they went and paid Georgia's quarterback or whatever a million just because they got enough guys that if they just get a quarterback they're fine Deuce has been playing great. But Florida State loses again. But I don't know if you've watched Miami this year. They don't have any rules on what Michael Irvin can and can't do on the sideline anymore. I don't know if he might be a coach.

He might be like a – he's just out there. And so they're trying to throw it to Holly on the sideline. That's what you get. He's a little over aggressive after they rounded him up. But Holly – Holly went down. Holly, you're all right? You're all right, girl?

I have an injury. First of all, I mean, I don't know. look you guys are very familiar with code switching you know that that whites do it i'm sure that everybody does it in workplaces but he turned into like again like uh like a member of invogue you're right girl yeah i rounded them up with holly holly went down holly you're all right girl i haven't been on myself good good but what i wanted to point out before i got wiped out was just look at the uniform of bayne and messador these guys are talking over the red She's trying to do her report.

Is this your first day? Yeah, the refs doing things. And also, by the way, her report is about uniforms being dirty. So it's very John matter. Just look at the uniform of Bain and Messador. These guys are going after it. They are filthy. They're tired.

They're sweaty. And they keep putting so much pressure on guys. I just wanted to point out, these are like the old. Hold on Hollywood show. Now they're showing the replay. Now they're having to stop her. What a car wreck this is. It's a car wreck.

Yeah. Now they're going to show the replay. I just wanted to point out, Hold on, Holly. We're showing there. Watch those knees. Watch the knees. Watch the knees, girl.

Come on. I was waiting for you guys to toss up. My back pedal was off. Michael Irvin did not stand in front of, protect you there. Irvin got the hell out of there. He's like, they're coming for him, and Holly Roe dives out of the way. Holly Roe gets trucked. Hey, we got Michael Irvin.

They're supposed to protect me out here. Did you? They got you. He's talking about thinking. He's not even. in the shot up until this point he just wanders back up to the microphone he's like you guys to toss it my back pedal was off michael urban did not stand in front of protect you there jason taylor hey we got michael irvin protect me out here did you they get you i was

all right well next time i'll protect you if you're not going to protect me michael was not chivalrous there i got to tell you right there she protected the knees Anyways, they're all having a good time there. You're going to ride to Dodgers home. Urban, Michael Irvin's feeling good right now. Second and seven. Herbstree, he's feeling good. Just insane.

Insane college football sideline, but this is fun, man. A lot of fun. Clemson got back on it. I saw that. We're back. Saw that. North Carolina. Oh, but.

What are we doing? What a... And I don't know if this is true. It's not all... It's not his players. Yeah, that's a good one. He's got to get his own recruiting. You've got to give him three to four years here.

Yep. To really get his system in place. Also, that excuse is no longer going to work. Not just for him, but in general. But when you can buy a roster and export it in 18 months, nobody's going to give you four years to put your program together anymore. or you better... What should we do with...

Preseason rankings? You know they've always sucked. They've got to be worse now than they've ever been. Yeah. Just because of the movement. Texas was number one. Penn State was number two. Clemson was number four.

Are any of them even ranked? You know, it'll be 20s for maybe Texas. Doubtful. Doubtful. But then, you know, Tech and A&M both will... up in the top 10 Sunday morning. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah.

Tech got into the top 10, huh? Yeah, they dumped Houston, and they don't really have anybody. They got Arizona State coming up. Hell, I've been trying to tell you, dude, I'm trying to maybe get a full weekend of football because I want to go see U&T punch their ticket to the playoff Friday night. They got one game left where they might not be favored. That's this week? Friday night.

Who we got? South Florida, who I watched whatever they played this weekend, and they've always. always the last couple years anyways they've been good and you just said i want to see un t and didn't really even mean the bit football you were just actually right in the middle of talking i don't know the truth to this but this morning somebody in north carolina was reporting that uh bill bellichick instructed the north carolina media and comms department to not congratulate or show highlights on their social media of Drake May bawling out last night

who's easily, you know, that's what colleges do. He went to UNC, he's beating up on the bills, but he plays for the Patriots. And Bill Belichick didn't want any, like, positive Patriot highlights on the UNC football social media account. I buy it. But which is insanely petty. It's a very petty little thing here, right,

between the Patriots and Belichick. It is. But, dude. It's just a normal thing. The guy went to your school. He's playing in the NFL. The guy, he could have, like, blocked a kick, and the team will post about it, much less play quarterback on Sunday night football. Let me just check the ticket account.

Did they put out the best sports media personality from the Dallas Observer? They did not. In fact, I've recently learned this. I don't even know how. Yeah. But I just looked at, I don't know. know somebody who's following you know it'll say who follow you should follow these accounts and then sure it'll say follow back or something so you know they follow you or something I've just

recently found out so I don't know how long it's been but the ticket account does not follow me damn dude like so the ticket like somebody was informed hey you need to take off that we're following him yeah what are we doing uh what level of insecurity is that like are you Really? You're worried about... Do I need to put you back in that place? I don't know. Commonplace, that sort of thing?

To what? I just don't know. I don't know. I don't... Obviously, it doesn't affect me, but I'm... I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm not mad.

Why are you saying that I'm mad? Yeah, that's all I got for football. I mean, we could go forever. Yeah, no. I mean, the NFL itself was great. Not necessarily if you're game picking. Anybody else get screwed in a knockout league by Arizona? I think I went down last.

Did I go Arizona with you, Blake? The Blake knockout league? Let's see. Probably. Because I had, I'm still on a few knockout leagues, and I'm still alive in the one where I picked Detroit. But Arizona hosting Carolina seemed like a layup. No, you went Vikings.

Okay. That's another one. I won big in our league. I have won my triple play, but then lost. in another league because it turns out that was a four and a half point spread in the other league and who knows man the texans are smashing the ravens the ravens feel i mean the ravens are the most injuries are a big part of it but still right that's the most

disappointing team of the year correct yeah one and four by far by far i mean the bingles are without a quarterback everything else is about what you'd expect the broncos beating the eagles is cool because it just hypes that game up when we're going up there even more in the event the Cowboys are able to kind of hold serve. I mean, if Brandon's going to break that record, he's going to do it with us there.

Boy, that'd be awesome. You see Baker? How's Baker's MVP? You'd think I didn't sprinkle a little something on Baker MVP? I hope so. It was a few weeks ago. I think I put the video in, but...

I think I also did on DAC because I didn't want you to win alone. Do you want to see, like... I put a little something on DAC. I appreciate that. It feels like you're supporting me, even though you're just grifting. I don't know that I want my quarterback being this dude, but this video from yesterday, this is just a tunnel before the game. The whole team is chill except the quarterback at the front.

He's just barking at people on the stains. Look at him. He's just pointing at random fans. Yeah, but you know who loves it? Everyone around him. Yeah, I know. It's hard to get away with because I think people will be able to smell if you're a fraud pretty quickly. But I don't know.

It's working for him, man. And it's fun to not have every quarterback be a robot. Rico Douddle is talking trash to the Cowboys. Why not? Rico Dado can talk a shit. So should Tony Pollard. Go ahead. We have over 200 yesterday?

And that's the thing is like I'm not trying to take anything. away from Javante Williams. Like, it's just, Zeke was here last year. They were giving carries to Zeke. They should have just been feeding, Dowto, Paul should have been here the whole time. Like, those are good players.

But, look, they got Tay now, who I love. I was glad we had him on. Yeah. He's good, dude. Yeah, biggest neck I've ever seen. He's thick. Thick boy.

So before the Panthers went off and had a big comeback against Miami, since I was watching NFL Twitter at the time, I don't usually do it. But now I'm going real-time. Apparently, like in the middle of that game, the update was that the Panthers had been outscored 53 to 13 through the first six and a half quarters of the season. then they scored 55 points unanswered because who'd they beat, Atlanta, right?

And then they were outscored 52-7 since then. And it looked like the dolphins were on their way to a laugh for victory, and then they actually came back and won yesterday, 27 to 24. And that's your Dallas Cowboy next opponent. I think you'd have to be happy if you're trying to judge. I don't want to play another one. winless team or they weren't winless but another team that just just the back and forth uh yeah happy off of a big emotional win that they didn't expect to have and now you can kind of spank them look at you but i mean

that was the coming around well i mean i everybody wants the cowboys to do well i am not going to no and i'm not i don't think that i don't play clarence hill on twitter and just start fighting people who would dare to suggest the cowboys aren't the greatest team ever but jets are now own five. The Jets are own five. And remember, you're playing Justin Fields. And their offense was actually moving pretty well. Yeah, I think that'll still keep happening. Like, there's going to be games where Dallas wins and they give up eight and a half a carry. To answer your stat from earlier, eight plays for 10 plus yards in the first half. So it's still a lot. Yeah. Yeah. That's still a lot more than I thought.

That's high school. So it is deceiving to see you were, they had only scored three in the fourth quarter and those were just total garbage time points. It was the Jets, your defense is still not good. Now the, what do we got for the schedule coming up? You're feeling pretty good about the schedule coming up, right? Well, it's this and then our next game stream is Washington. Washington at home, then at Denver.

Let's go. Let's go. They kind of need, if they want to be a playoff team, they're going to kind of need to go two and one here, right? Yeah, you would think, but somehow this tie is going to end up being a huge pain in the ass down the stretch where they have to, you know, standing watch because it's going to, it's going to get frustrating. What's our bet with the listener? What's not? Does the tie screw everything up? It probably will somehow.

So it's just. I thought it was like nine wins. we have to go, or is it eight wins we go somewhere? Okay, we're not going to do it. I registered my vote. We're not doing it. Yeah, anything else we want to mention from the NFL even? But it was pretty sweet.

We didn't talk about Thursday night when Sean McVeigh went for a fourth and one instead of kicking a game-tying field goal and they lost. That would have been really, that would have been. Hey, wait, didn't what's his name do that yesterday? Not the field goal. The Denver. Oh, yeah. They went for two to win that thing.

They did. I like it. 17, 8, yeah. Are they down 14? Was that why they did it? No, they never got down 14. Yeah, you'll have to remind me. No, they could have kicked to tie the game.

Right. And they went for two to win. To go up, yeah. And then kicked another field goal, but they were down. But actually, Blake, they were down 14 at one point. It's just they went for two on the second one. Yeah, okay. Yeah, we were watching on the scoreboard in the stadium.

I saw they were down 17, 3. When I saw 1817, I thought, oh, down 8, go for 2. Oh, I forgot to mention this. Mark Sanchez. Let's do the news. Oh, that's going to be in the news? Yeah. Okay.

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how did you hear about us at fairlease.org? Mention the dumb zone. Let's play the theme, audio boy. Boy. Here's Jay with the Dobs Zone News. Okay, we do want to talk about Mark Sanchez and the developing story there. Surprise nobody asked Shottie about it because that was his offensive coordinator, right? Yeah, honestly, that was a...

Maybe they will today. My wife asked me yesterday the last time the Jets were good. And I was like, well, the last time they were like kind of good was, ironically. when a guy who's shived up in a hospital bed right now was at quarterback, and the Cowboys head coach was his O.C. And in fact, he was more Dax mentor than... Big time. I think Dack had...

Mark Sanchez had a lot to do with Dack developing, because Romo was, you know, a baby about it, if you remember. So was he brought in when Romo got hurt, Sanchez? Yeah, because I remember... Kellen Moore got hurt, too? Kellen Moore was down, yeah. So, uh, we live. love bits here on this show. Before we get to

Mark Sanchez, you guys probably had this sent to you. It was sent to me many, many times. And it was news of a different type of ultramarathon. The Taco Bell 50K. Haven't heard of it. Go on. So I had a listener email me and say that

it was in Denver. There were about 600 people involved, and there were it's a 50K, so what is it's like? Two marathons. You've got to stop at 10 Taco Bell stops along the route. There's items you have to eat at each one. You have to finish under a certain time.

And no on-course pepto, Alka-Seltzer, Milanta allowed. And a listener hit me up and was like, hey, I know a guy who did this. It was actually, I think, his brother-in-law. And he joins us now. This is Jake who ran in the, Taco Bell Ultra 50K or 50K Ultra Marathon. What did I get wrong? Explain this to us, Jake.

And thanks for joining us. No, I think that's pretty much it. It's not quite as impressive as two whole marathons. It's just like 31 miles. So still pretty far. But yeah, I'm proud to say I survived finishing. I got my medal, you know, pretty proud of it. Oh, a little sauce packet.

A little fire sauce packet. That's fantastic. You know, some, like, packing ribbon glued, like, taped to it. So, yeah. And actually, I don't know exactly how many people it was, but there was 516 people who finished this year, which feels like congratulations to all of us, idiots, basically. Yeah. So I was wondering if there were going to be people just dropping out. I mean, let's cut to the chase here.

The idea here is that you're going to have to poop. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, part of the training is running really far and I think part of the training is eating gross food while you run to avoid that. So if you're taking it seriously, like really no one should, but I think a lot of people did is you kind of come prepared for that and you actually practice like eating some food while you run pretty far.

So yeah, there was definitely, there was definitely some gross stuff happening though that I got to see kind of, there's a spot where you turn around and run back, kind of like double back by some other people. And that was the only spot where I saw some people just like losing it, you know, throwing up in the bushes and struggling. But yeah, everybody ahead of me was pretty in shape, I think. And it actually, yeah, I was trained for it. So what did you hold everything in? Yeah, yeah. I actually felt pretty, pretty fine. I don't know, maybe like I'm not, you know, I'm not built like a like a, like a runner. I'm pretty short, you know, Cajun from the swamps of Louisiana. So maybe I'm just built for

this kind of event where you just eat gross food and run around. But I could see that. I could see that. Yeah. So you're not a marathon guy. I don't sign up for a lot of races. I kind of have been running a long time. And so I don't like do a lot of official stuff. But I've run the distance a bunch of times. But yeah, this one was like too weird to pass up. My friend texted me. It was like, check out these idiots. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to do that. Yeah, but you're still running 31 miles. And do you have to actually pay for the food or is that kind of part of it?

And did you have to order from a robot? One of the cool things is the guys who put this on are like pretty serious about it just being free. So there's, you know, most marathons are going to pay like 150 bucks or something ridiculous just to go run in a place. Here it's like just show up and they have a foundation that's pretty cool called the Achilles Foundation where they like, partner with, partner like able bodied athletes with disabled athletes and, you know, just try to knock down any barriers to people participating in athletic stuff. So they're like, this is our main thing, but like nobody needs to pay this. You just show up, like say you're going to do it and then and then show up and yeah, you just have to buy the food. But other than

that, it's also pretty unofficial. Like it's not, you know, like a marked course. I got lost a couple of times. I probably ran an extra mile of just doubling back and wandering around timber because uh yeah where you pretty it's yeah about as unofficial as you it feels like it should be were you able to complete the baha blast challenge which uh says here you've got to drink an aggregate of two liters of baha blast during the run yeah there's a Friday night for point i only i only competed you know i completed the uh basic mode which is just you have to eat a lot of taco bell but yeah there was a couple people who finished in front of me who who doubled up and did both the Baja blast and the Diablo challenge where not only do you yeah you drink all of

the Baja blast but every item you have to cover in Diablo sauce that yeah that one I guess and it says do a Diablo shooter at the end I mean yeah I mean who had who hadn't felt like way too porny sucking the last little bit at Diablo so Taco Bell isn't even associated with this thing you know it's uh they don't endorse it Yeah, like one of the things on the website is, like, this is not official, so, you know, be cool. Like, you don't go in there and suck and, you know, being asked to the Taco Bell employees who are totally unprepared, but that's the hardest part is, like, trying to get your food. You order on the app, and then there's just a hundred bags at this Taco Bell of everybody who's ordered,

and you're, like, trying to find your bag, and the poor Taco Bell employees are just like, what is happening? You know, yeah. Well, that's kind of every day. Well, Jake, this has been a lot of fun. We're going to talk about, this guy's never heard of our show before. So, yeah, probably a sauce packet. Well, really, I think the bigger prize goes to the DFL, the dead fucking last finisher. So they get a pretty cool medal.

But everybody else is just like, congratulations, he survived. Well, you want to hang out while we talk about Mark Sanchez? Or are you going to get back to your day there, Jerry? You're a survivor. Yeah, I'm happy to hang. out you guys are cool with me chilling well mark sanchise former NFL quarterback NFL analyst he was set to be on a call this weekend with a slow trickle of this story where we are right now of about two hours ago is he's been charged with level five felony battery which is i don't know

is it like defcon where it goes up or down i've never heard of level whatever felony but they it's got a one to six year sentence and uh the basic narrative is if he's accused of attacking a 69 year old what was i think it literally initially talks to be a delivery food driver there was a truck driver who uh went by restaurants and as part of his gig was he picked up restaurant grease and there was a dispute between sanchise and the 69-year-old man. Sanchez is, I think, 40. And the dispute was over a parking spot. The 69-year-old man feared enough for his well-being that he pepper-sprayed Sanchez at the beginning of the attack. And then, when the attack continued, got out a knife and stabbed him

a few times. And then I believe that, you know, somehow this guy got stabbed up, too. So I believe it was just the same knife. They're fighting with a knife. And Sanchez was stabbed multiple times. The 69-year-old guy is not facing any charges right now. And there's a photo of him online. I haven't seen a photo of Sanchez, but the photo of the old dude is bad, bad.

What do you mean? Just cut up. I mean, he's really, really cut up. It's funny when this thing rolls out, like the initial reports and Schefter, who is one for erroneous reports kind of i think got it wrong in the beginning too but then it's just wild this is what we get here now wild speculation and it's going to be see these streets are so dangerous like indianapolis i've been indianapolis dude that's i'm sure there's dangerous parts of every city

yeah but indianapolis if there's ever a city that just like looks like blake You know, when we were saying before, Blake is the widest looking person ever. Like, that's just Indianapolis. It's tiny. It's, they get cute little buildings. It's just, it's nice. Yeah, I'm sure there's something going on where just like all this stuff is, right? Like whatever's happening in Portland and based on the news I see around like DFW on the weekend,

I'm sure at some point we're going to end up in the crosshairs. But you just got to, it's that thing where, hey, this city is being overrun. And then we had to do. the like, okay, well, it's not what we thought it was at first, but everybody who had said, and frankly, Dan Dachich, who's a sports guy, hosts a show up there, he just hit it with like the straight up immediately. Indianapolis is being overrun by black fatherless teens, which is quite in his, hey, right into it, he's not going to come back and be like, no. They come back and what they say is like, yeah, but I mean, it's still dangerous down there because somebody did

get stabbed. It's like, I think this guy got stabbed because a drunk roid freak, like, bugged out on him over a parking spot. By far the funniest part, and I have yet to find what, like, the context of this is. It's just listed in the story. A source that spoke to Fox 59 and Indy said that Sanchez was acting erratically, and it started doing wind sprints in the alley before the stabbing occurred. Dang. Dang. That's like a strip club,

fight. I'm going to be outside running sprints. Let's see. I mean, the second I saw it and it said it was 12.30, I'm like, okay, Sanchez was drunk. Some other guy was drunk. Yeah. But I got half of it right. But even if they were both drunk, you know, you don't, and that's the thing that sucks about being a drunk is that if you get involved with a fight with another drunk, you're immediately 50% to blame. And it's like, I don't know, I wouldn't run sprints. Like, you looked like you were preparing to fight. But in any. case it also makes me sad there's like some 69 year old dude some old grandpa running a route it's just doing a like obviously his life didn't go the way he wanted to if at midnight he's

picking up grease right no i mean his truck and fighting mark sanchise like he doesn't want to do that i'd rather it be mark sanchise than some rando yeah i guess yeah he might get something out of it Boy, Gerard was really unimpressed with our show. He left very quickly. Yeah. Well, he was a guest and didn't know that he didn't need an on-ramp to just jump in. But, I mean, we're not. If that shows, we're not getting new people.

Don't say that. He may have had somewhere to go. That guy didn't look like he had any very good. He's got the time to run 30 miles. His disc golf basket right behind. Oh, my God. He's got bang a chain. Get all the time in the world

It has none for us I should not have done that Offered somebody No, it was a real time Right We've Right, he's not going to say Oh yeah

I'm just gonna leave Damn That was bad Bad radio But yeah this is I mean he was set to call a game On Sunday How about just the fact

That even if this Oh I wonder who did that game The I think it was the Hornets Basketball announcer No I thought it was a former quarterback Quinn Brady Quinn

Brady Quinn Stepped up Was he on radio or something? Could have been a cowboy. Somebody had... He was drafted with the pick that sent to the Browns.

Okay, then they had somebody else fill in. Brady Quinn was drafted with the Cowboys pick that was sent to the Browns for who did the Cowboys trade. They traded a first rounder one year.

Yeah. And that ended up. And I don't know how the Browns got it. It might have been Dez. Was it like a trade-up or something? Like a couple spots or something. or Mo Claiborne maybe. Ooh, that might be it, yeah.

Well, I just think it's funny, and I mean, I guess you know this is happening because you hear stories like this about like Irvin the week of the Super Bowl, but let's say that Brady Quinn didn't run into a 69-year-old man that wanted to park where he wanted to park and then Sanchez gets stabbed and stabs him. Was he just going to go call the game the next day that hungover? Like if you're stabbed drunk at 1230. And you're just going to be fine? Yeah.

It's an early game. It's an early game. And he's drunk enough to where he's running sprints in an alley. Ten hours before the game starts. And he's just like, I don't know, I'll grab a breakfast and figure it out, I guess. No, I mean, Ballers is probably more real than we think. Yeah. I was thinking the other day about revisiting that show.

Was it awful? I remember liking it at the time. I loved it at the dime. It was not the, I think they might have just traded it for next year, so they would have it for next year. I'm trying to see what they got for it. Yeah, that's not when you have to like follow, though, because Brady Quinn sucked, right? It's not like. Right, it's not like the Taco Charlton pick.

Right. Which, what, one pick later, JJ Watt? Or T.J. Watt. T.J. Watt. Yeah. Wait, we need this. Oh, wait, we need this. It's Commerce on the quarters.

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I'm not going to let people affect me. There was going to be a UFC fight next July 4th to celebrate 250 years of America. I did not know that. Okay, well now they're going to do it on Trump's birthday. So it was announced over the weekend next year, June 14. We will have a UFC fight on the lawn at the White House. The lawn of the White House?

I mean, that's what they say, but. Yeah. I thought I had heard something about a UFC, but so we're there. They say it'll be almost a quarter of a million people there. Almost a quarter of a million people there. Almost a quarter of a million people. No, wait, that's not right. 25,000, okay.

25,000 to celebrate 250 years. Although you hear about, like, I know it's not the White House grounds, but, like, on the mall in Washington, like, how many people can that hold? That's got to be in, like, the 100,000, right? Yeah. Okay. Is it were like the MLK thing less?

Yeah, yeah. Where Forrest Gump ran through the water. That's right. Or Jenny did. It's a good movie. Not a good movie. These two. So I don't know

I don't I don't know It's the UFC I actually think it would be cool If they like played a football game there or something The Army Navy game or something Because like have you Army the

Like when you see a game in Army At West Point it's incredible And I saw somebody tweeting pictures the other night from like U-TEP I'm a big fan of the picture Esk football stadium. We don't have a ton of them. Blake's probably seen a lot of them traveling.

You tip's great. Middle America. Why couldn't we just pop up a stadium? A little pop-up stadium like it's hoop-it-up next to the White House. Play the game there. T.D. Jakes had to be rushed off the stage. It's service at Potter's House this weekend. This has happened.

It's happening a lot. A lot. And it seems to happen a lot more often since Diddy, got arrested. Rushed off the stage for what? They say it's health-related. He had to be returned to his seat. He's passed out a couple of times.

And, yeah, he had to reassure everyone of his well-being, an unexpected exit during the Sunday service. Yeah, and I mean, he's easily one of the most well-known religious figures in the country. He had a heart attack, I think, a year ago, during service. So, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. He seems like he's been the same age my whole life.

Like, when I was a kid, you knew who TD Jakes was, and he seemed like... Probably 70 years old. I'm going to tell you something, too. I knew who he was because I really wanted to make that nickname work for me. And everybody was like, kind of have to find the end zone, Bob. It is a great nickname. I thought it would be... TD Jakes.

Yeah. T.D. Jake. Yeah, we don't do that for three yards of catch. Yeah. So the Cowboys traded their number one picked in the year 2000, which was the 22nd overall. The Browns got real horny because they wanted Brady Quinn because they're always looking for a quarterback.

So they traded their – that year's second and the next year's first for the Cowboys first. And we've already determined this is Wade's first year, right? Yeah, so it was pretty low. So that second round pick, the Cowboys ended up trading it to move back up into the first round. They packaged that with a third and a fifth to get Anthony Spencer. That second round pick turned into Kevin Cobb, the quarterback. Yeah.

Valuable backup, right? Yeah. And the first round pick the next year was noted for being very fast in the Perot Museum. Darren McFadden. Oh, maybe I got that wrong then. Felix Jones. Felix Jones, yeah, I guess he was the one, wasn't he? Okay, I'm right.

I'm the one that's right? Okay, good. Wrong Arkansas. Wrong Arkansas back. They were in the backfield together, though, right? Oh, yeah. And Peyton Hillis? Was that the triumvirate they had?

And is that why that was an odd pick? Felix Jones wasn't even the main back. Yet we're going to turn him into our... But that was a common problem in the 2000. whether it was Cadillac and Bitt was Auburn's running backs. Cadillac Williams. And then in USC you had Reggie Bush and

Lendale White. Lendale White. With the Titans grabbed Vince Young and Lendale White back to back in that draft. Dude, I was sure. Play the Rose Bowl. That was going to... Of course.

Go far. And then wasn't Derek Henry wasn't the main guy or was he? In college, was he Maine? He just wasn't the first year of the Roseville. I think you're thinking of Josh Jacobs. God. who didn't play a lot at Alabama.

You guys love talking sports. There's your news. We've ended the news several minutes. There is an Alabama running back that didn't play. I remember being stoked on Derek Henry, though. Remember Bo Scarborough? Oh, my God. Remember when Bo Scarborough was a cowboy?

Yep. Remember when Bo Scarborough did a coin toss next to Nick Sabin? And it is one of the funniest. It's almost Joe Biden with the Garters. It's very funny. My daughter and her friends enjoyed that picture this weekend. and I brought that to them. They had never seen it.

That's your bit for them. They bring you to me and gorges, and you bring him that picture. Right, for some reason, they, Jimmy Carter somehow became a topic at dinner. The Dumb Zone news. Lost his election due to a failed Delta Force operation, the first one played. That was a good news.

I did enjoy the heel turn on Sanchez because as the news was coming down, everyone was tweeting how great of a guy Mark Sanchez is and prayers up for Sanchez. He can't do it. He's a big... Don't support your friends until you know the... So you see a police report.

I can't believe how, you know, whatever. Prayers up. He's such a nice guy. And then a couple hours later. Yeah, he's been arrested. Yeah. I actually haven't seen Mark in years. Hadn't heard from him.

I don't know. I got another today and Twitter type thing. Do you guys think it's possible that RG3 got in an accident? just for clicks if anybody would i would say it would be him and his wife doesn't it like they just it was just a picture of a car that was messed up what does she sound like it wasn't him no it's i can't do it is she eastern european or something yeah but she also kind of talks southern i can't do it and it's not because there are black people here i can't do it it's like

she sounds like oh that's the sweetest all the but she also says it's like oh go get them i I can't do it, dude. I can't do it. But the point is, she's got the most unique accent ever. And I do think that RG3 is a guy who, I guess would, I don't know you fake an accident, but I think he does stuff for clicks. I think he wasn't that upset. He was in the accident.

Because, look, this will get sympathy. The thing my buddy's picked on up on the photos is. And then she will retweet him and then be like, oh, yes, we glad everybody is saying. The two of them appear to drive like a Mercedes minivan, which are cool, but I don't know. Who should he have called, Dan? Probably 214 or 817 in all threes. Wow.

If you get in an accident, call Franco and Frankel. He should have stopped right there. And then get on Twitter. It's 214 or 817 all threes. Frankl and Franco, personal injury. attorneys that's a great great great great call there clayton it is if you should get in an accident if you don't want to fight those insurance companies these are the guys for you to get you what you deserve yeah super super stressful uh if you recall the last time you were involved any sort

of car accident or dealing with insurance it's brutal so let the frankles take that out of it for you at 817 or 214 333 33 rg 3 listen up rg 3 yeah Also, I still think, I think they've got to put him and Mark Jones back together somehow. Because I hear Mark Jones doing, or RG3 doing college, and he's fine, but I liked him with Mark. They were electric together. Love. Yeah. Yeah, he was on the TCU call, TCU, Colorado.

That's a disorienting. That's a game that needs those two. I know. Dion's out there, man. No shoe on. Like, when he walks, it looks like it hurts, but he does it. Up and down sidelines. Got a porta potty on the sideline?

Yeah. He does? Yeah. Sponsored, they have like a sponsored portlet thing by defense. Yeah, he's done spots saying, like, don't be ashamed. Yeah. Got a big diaper on. Yeah, yeah.

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Don't bring up a woman and then stop talking for like five seconds as your eyes Not doing that It's like Move on So today is Monday, October 6th. On this day in 1927, the era of talking pictures arrived with the opening of the jazz singer, Blake, starring Al Jolson. Which may have had a touch of blackface.

Or was the whole thing blackface? Probably the whole thing. Well, I don't know about the whole thing, but, you know, some characters for sure. So Al Jolson could not run for office. Well, no, actually. Actually, probably could do. On this day in 1996, actress Elizabeth Taylor, Elizabeth Taylor, who had the whole package.

At the age of 59, Mary's construction worker, Larry Fortensky. She was well known for getting married. Yeah. This was her eighth marriage. Eighth marriage. What do you know, right? How old are you? Ballpark it.

You don't have to. I'm older than you. Okay. Older than 40. What do you know about Elizabeth Taylor? Taylor. Perfume. Okay.

Yeah, and that's about what I... I don't know anything about her. I know she's an actress or something. Just that somebody could be like the most famous person in the world 100 years ago and we're like, I think they made perfume. Yeah. Yeah. How many total marriages, you said?

Eight. On this day in the year 2000, Marty McSorley was found guilty of assault with a weapon by a Canadian court in February. he had hit Canucks forward Donald Brashear from behind with his stick with two hands. Just swung it, hit him right in the back of the head, and found guilty in a Canadian court. I was actually searching when you were asking or you were saying level five felony battery. Now, is this because AI searches the most recent articles? It says a level five felony battery. is an elevated battery charge

often occurring in Indiana that can result in one to six years in prison. It's so bad, dude. If you ask questions like that, you're going to get bad answers. Like, often in Indiana, this sports talk show host was right. These people are crazy.

Yeah, it's unreliable. On this day in the year 2010, the social networking app Instagram was launched. and we're all like, why do you need this? You can just put a picture on Twitter. This will fail. And now look at it. And remember this day in 2013, Matt Prater

kicks a 28-yard field goal as time expires. Denver wins the game. Peyton Manning overcomes the first 500-yard passing game in Dallas Cowboys history. I was at this game. The final score? I know it.

4542. 5148. 5148. Romo threw 506 yards, five touchdowns, but intercepted at the very end of the game and that's what set up the...

Because someone stepped on his foot? Is that this game? It was either Tyron or like Robert Gallery. It was somebody... Not Robert Gallery. He was trying to find Miles Austin on a... You're thinking of Ronald Leary. Ronald...

Robert Gowry played for the Raiders. He was never here? No. Okay, Broncos, Cowboys. But you're right. Somebody in their stance stepped on Romo's foot. He tripped a little bit, and then he threw a pick. What are you going to do?

God, I'm so... Blame Romo. I just, I'm glad I'm through the Romo wars. I got a purple heart for that. And how about Monday, October 6th, this day in Dumb Zone history? So back in 2022, I think Carter's expected date was 10-7, and you were still at work. I think you were on call at any moment. And this is the day y'all went to Parker County Ice House.

Oh, wow. Talk to Joy. She was like 90. Yeah. Yeah. Everything's cool. Joey and her friend. A 90-year-old lady that would just go house buckets of beer.

And her friend. Yeah, it was like 70. Yeah. Seventy-something. They were great. They called the hogs. Yes, they did. That was great.

And then in 2021, we were trying to do something called Beef Wednesday. And I don't remember why. It must have been some other radio show did it. Yeah, probably. We're going to do Beef Wednesday. And so Jake's beef on this day in 2021 was that you had gotten booed by a neighbor. Like, they put a halal. thing where you like boo your neighbor.

Oh, yeah. And you're, I can't remember what you had to do, but then you had to go boo someone else. Yeah, and just spread it. And we didn't. But I think it involved like maybe candy. Dan was familiar with it. Like the kids did it. It's more parent driven.

Right, but we didn't live in a neighborhood. Yeah, so we've been booed here many times. And yeah, you're supposed to then go boo someone else and you put a note on their door that says, you've been booed and you leave them candy. It's like a chain mail thing. You go boost three other people. But the whole, I think the reason why this was your beef was one that happened to you, but two is like this is, like the housewife just needs something to do.

And now they gave you work. There's charity. Go do anything else. But create another task for someone else. It seems to be the whole job. All right. Other birthdays today. Brian Ang.

Anger is 37. It's a good-looking guy. Do you think Brandon knows? Good dude. Is Brandon going to tell him a happy birthday? That's probably worth a text. You think we should tell him? I think so. Or should we just tell him on the show tomorrow?

Yesterday was... Did you do anything for Brian Anger's birthday? I think we should tell him. I think Trent... I want to make fun of you guys for telling him, but legitimately, he probably wants you to. Yeah. And tomorrow would be sad if he found out that he missed Bangor's birthday. And you could have helped him.

Because I think he was appreciative that we told him it was Bones' birthday last year. But he's been around Brian Anger now for a few years. Maybe he knows it. But I don't know if he would know his birthday. Do you think he gets him something? Probably not. You've got to have a quarterback money, I think, to just be like, yeah, here's this Rolex for you. Maybe a hat.

Brian Anger makes way more than Brandon Aubrey for sure. I think Shottie sends him a text. Ooh, off day. Shottie definitely tells Tad. You got to tell me whenever his birthday is. Yeah. Because I sent him a midnight text. He's an HBD thumb-up guy.

12.02 a.m. And he's winning games, too, by the way. Well, I don't know, because he has the midnight rule. So at midnight, he starts thinking about the other opponent. Oh, yeah. So I'm not sure he has time. for frivolous texts. Although frivolous texts are what bombed the team.

It's got to get shotties. That's how he ended his press conference today. Shut up. That's, yeah. As soon as I get out of here, I'm going to have a shoddy. Get on the plane and get back to Dallas. It was carrying a cup around on the plane. Let's see if I can get to the...

Where is the post game? Here we go. Our football team. It was great to see the defense have the flight. Wait, that's a little too far. when you know you're made of the right stuff. And this football team's made of the right stuff, and that's why we're going to win a lot of games.

You're way else? Yep. Friend of Missouri, WFU. What are you kind of a trick you back to? I would say it starts with the coaches. You know, Maddie. All right, wait. That's a huge part of it.

So it starts with the guys up front and when you can affect the quarterback and the whole defense. You know, they've taken their bruises and they've come out on the other side. Got to do it. again next week. This is one game. Midnight rule still applies. We won this game and it still applies. Last week we tied, it still applies. And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going to have

a shoddy, get on the plane and get back to Dallas. All right. Thanks, guys. Hey, don't forget I drink. I'm cool too. I'm crushing beers. Just let it go. It's not that unique of a trait. This guy makes leather. Former Rangers, Darren, Darren, 55, Ruben Sierra, 60. I love Darren Oliver. Oil can, Boyd, is 66. A short-time ranger. Did Rubin win rookie of the year?

Nobody knows. I'm guessing no. Okay. But I just remember he was like... You're going to find out when you go to baseball reference.com. LeBron James Jr. is 21. Bronny. Showed a little something.

Well, I remember going to games when four-year-old Brony is out there. And I had my four-year-old daughter. And it's like, what if we could? I mean, I got a buddy who works with the calves. I interact with what if they hooked up? Like, I would have right then promised her to him. Four-year-old Brony. Yeah, no, I mean, I'm aiming a lot lower.

but when I found out that Dez has a kid in my district that's the same age as Norris, trust me, I'm watching transfers. Kid me? You need, best friends. Brani's definitely still going to have money, though. Are you sure that Dez's kid is going to? The crypto thing is not.

I don't love that, but. It does seem weird, though. So your daughter is how old now? Six? Seven? Seven in a few months. Okay. So Dez's kid is a sophomore. in high school and you wanted to hook them up no no sir that's although i'm not like closing any

business here for the most of human history this would have been totally fine what if you promised her to does his monkey Dallas Bryant yeah I think she's worth a little more than that but the monkey's still probably living pretty well what if that's the dowry he pays you in a monkey are you serious that he shouldn't i mean he shouldn't be giving me anything but Do guys... What, which way does... A hundred percent people have... Is it the male's family pays for the female?

No. The other way around. I'm pretty sure, like, the female... I would have to pay? Has to give the daughter and the items. So I give a donkey and my daughter to some guy? I think so. Yeah, because you're taking her off your hands.

Yeah. I think that's true. That's the way it's, like, thought of anyways. It's weird seeing Bryce at Arizona. Arizona. I'm sorry. You see those highlights? Bryce James, LeBron's other son. Oh, wow. No, I totally forgot about that. Is he good? So, let's see. James finished the game with three points on one of three shooting, one assist, one block, one steal.

The headline, Bryce James shines in Arizona debut. All right, dudes. Let him live. Let him live. Jonathan Cumminga, 23. That's a confusing player. Trevor Lawrence 26 Disappointment Retweet

Kyle Pitts 25 The year of Kyle Pitts Is it coming along? Do you score again? They run a buy Oh But he's

Top 3 tied in In Tannacy Former Packer Well there's only one reason This guy's on this list Mike Hunt His name is Mike Hunt Is 69

Tony Dungey is 70 Russell Wilson Hader Richard Seymour is 46 Actor Brett Gellman is 49 I'm a big fan Is Richard Seymour or Russ Hater are you sure Who am I thinking of? You're thinking of Richard Sherman They may both hate it though

Because Russ is not a guy who's like by former players The former Patriot that was traded My bad No I like Russell or Sherm taking shots at Russell Wilson, so. It's fun. I want that noted. I also love your interaction with Tony Dungey.

I'm not going to answer this, but I'm going to tell you who's calling me right now. Can you see it? Oh, my goodness. No, it'll be 45 minutes, bro. Wow. For the folks at home, not Cleveland, not Cincinnati.

Dayton, Ohio's own. William Pace. What could he want? Search them on the internet, folks. Look them up on YouTube. William Pace. Good dude. And, oh, actress Elizabeth Shue is 62.

You may know her from her first thing. She burst onto the scene in the karate kid. She was Daniel's girlfriend, Elizabeth Shue. But more recently. The boys. The boys. She was a big part of the boys. She would be feeding

Homelander, the mother's milk. He would breastfeed off her. He's the big superhero. Anyway, born on the Stay Now Dead, Bum Bright. Cowboys. Was the Cowboys owner? And Roland Garros, that is a person. That is a French fighter pilot who died the day before his birthday.

He is the guy who, uh, That's where they play like the French Open, right? I've always heard they're playing at Roland Garros, and I thought it was just, I didn't know it was the name of a person. I was old, too. Same as when I learned that Super Bowl was an old lady. Yeah. But she was awesome.

And dead on this day still dead. The inventor of flaked cereal, W.K. Kellogg. What? Yes, before it was in big blocks. What has flaked me? I don't know. I honestly don't. Little flakes, like frosted flakes.

Okay, so before, I mean... I don't know. Pellets? I don't know. Like what is, like, Rice Krispies consider it, or posts? Well, Rice Krispies not a flake, it's a little thing. That's what I'm saying, that pellet, is that what it was before the flake? Right, perhaps. What an innovation.

No one knows. There's just round ball, yeah. Died on this day in 1997, Johnny Vandermere. Blake, what did Johnny Vandermeer do? Why is he known? He's known for doing something in Major League Base, that no one has done before or since. The only player to ever do this.

His name is Johnny Vander. Don't play the music. I don't just tell me. Do you know? I could guess. I have an idea. Is a pitcher? He is a pitcher. I'll give you that. And I think I know.

No hitter and a double hit. I don't know. Just give me the answer. I don't know. It's involving the playoffs. that's incorrect okay I just looking at the calendar well this is just his day he died okay what do we got anybody

anybody know johnny van dermere anyone from the back row nobody all head shaking johnny van dermere the only player to ever pitch consecutive no hitters okay still

it's a no hitter could he pitch for Coppell's middle school B team. But what if every year... Rocking him, the third inning, he's crying. Every year he would have a 4-8 ERA. His record is 5 and 12. Send him to the Hall of Fame.

I don't care. Every year, he pitches two consecutive no-names. So if he throws one, you know... You wait for the playoffs. The next game, he's going to throw one. Right. You have to sit him down. And then also dead on this day, still dead.

Timothy Treadwell. Wow. Who was the subject of the documentary Grizzly Man. He was eaten by a bear. He went to live with the... He saw Jane Gidall and it's like, great bit. You're going to go live with the animals that you want to study. I will go live amongst the bears.

What do you know about bears real quick before you go do this? Others say that they're real mean and stuff But I think if you lived amongst them And we're really nice Then everything would be fine Man That's one of those Like

That's one of those From a race standpoint You just know That's only happening to us The second Whether it's Steve Irwin Or the grizzly man

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now other DD you brought us some cookies and ate some during the break this is your Etsy um no that the Etsy that's the other D okay what is this the cookies are for me do you sell them yes I do that's what I'm trying to lead you into here I have a promo I have a website oh yeah but it's not Not on Etsy. Okay. It's on the card there, but it's D-Andrea, or it's deluxe creations.com. Deluxecreations.com.

D-E-E-L-U-U-E-L-U-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-I-L-I-L-I-L-I-L-I. I got it. To use X, yep, there you go. Okay. I'm on it. Yeah. And you were introduced to listening to us because of your friend. Yes.

Okay. And what was the thing that I had? What did you eat? The banana bread. Is that what this is? Yeah, so I'm still adding things to the menu that y'all got first dives. Y'all tasted it first. That needs to go on the menu.

These were tests. We about. We've out lost Clayton for a while. No, it's not a test. It's not a test, but it's a... Like, did you give me a placebo cookie? Just to see how I read it? Handmade cinnamon roll.

Yeah, you'll have cookies and cinnamon rolls. I'm still adding things to the menu daily. Do you do, like, for catering or anything like that? Or what's your preferred? Not yet, but I'd like to. I'd like to, you know, do weddings or... You know, Bachelorette, parties, anything where they want some handmade, homemade, you know, treats. Love it.

Yeah. Let us know how we can help. Do you watch Is It Cake? Huh? Do you watch Is It Cake? I have watched it. I have. I don't typically watch it.

Yeah, it's crazy, huh? It's on my house a lot. You never know. You just never know. I don't know. I thought it was a toolbox. It looked like rubber. There's no way.

It looks, yeah, and then they cut it. Yeah, there it is. It's cake. What's fun? So we also have a, we have sit-eye today, right? We have people sitting behind the sit-in. And this is where Brian and Bo come in. You want to grab that mic for a second, Brian?

He said yes, sir, like he should. He saw me and he said, this. This guy is worthy of a cert. What's that? We still need to tell about Etsy, the Etsy. Oh, let's do it. Yeah. Fire it up.

Hop over. Everybody get in. Hi, Dustin. This is Dustin. Husband of the other DD. Yeah, she's the one who made. Do you ever guys ever husband swap or anything? Or you just stick with your own.

Stick with my own. You stick with our own? I mean, you know. You're young. It'll change. It'll change. You never know. I mean, you get to eat in a few of these cookies, get a little buzz, a little sugar high.

Aphrodisiac, yeah. Seven rule and swap. Oh, my gosh. Anyway. Yeah, no. First off, thanks for having us. It's been awesome. But Deidre was very nervous when she was here, and she got out of here without reading her website.

But she wanted me to read it out just so everybody will have it as my alarm goes off. Hold on. but uh the website hey we'll wait for you no it's uh it's just gyms by d and that's d e e d e dot etsy dot com and she does uh she does the custom wine glasses and and beer mugs like she gave to you guys um and the bracelets the bracelets like she has a lot of like autism themed uh bracelets and stuff and uh like wedding stuff too is there some reason for that or just like

well uh yeah i just want to do it on okay sorry that's the the little bear trap i set up for you was yeah our son is our 13 year old son is autistic i guess i didn't need to ask that i just i would have said if you're gonna ask you don't do it while laugh it's just

kind of like hey what is this bulls hey i got an autism theme yeah i got a lupus theme A bastard crap. Sweat band over here. Yeah, so, yeah. But an autism theme shirt.

Yeah, she's very crafty, so if you're looking for any of that stuff. That's well-sown, right? You can't have a piece of crap that's autism-themed. Right. Right? Like, it's really put together. Eyes dotted, tees crossed. Right.

That's very cool. Just Jim's by D. Yeah, we'll throw in the show notes. She makes beautiful wedding card boxes. She made ours, and she's been selling it ever since. It's a really nice product, too. Okay, well, cool. Yeah.

We're glad that she set this up. Yeah. And then this other one, you're the other one there, Brian. What I mean is I got an email here. We got an email a while back from a lady. Is it Carolyn or Caroline? Caroline. Caroline?

Yes, sir. Sorry. The sir feels good. It feels good every time you do. I get used to it. My husband used to be a P1, now a D.F from day one. He's from Arlington, enlisted in the Navy 22 years ago. He's the strongest and most determined man I've ever met.

She hasn't met us, right? You better hope she doesn't meet me. Yeah. She gets a load of this guy here. Anyway, he is finally being promoted to Lieutenant Commander, O-4? What is that? O-4 in the Navy. What?

O-4 in the Navy. Just another rank. Lieutenant Commander. Pay-grade. I would imagine. Okay. What are you before? O-3?

O-3, Lieutenant. Okay. What's the highest you can be? Four-star Admiral. Oh, okay. This is a reflection of hard work, leadership, and commitment to serving. That's what she writes.

I mean, is it? Or is it all a politics game? I shouldn't have sent this to you. I should have just read it. What are you doing? Just playing around, obviously. Anyway, you're going to be in Texas to celebrate with his family, and she wanted to do some stuff.

And anyway, so we hooked up a sit-in. And what is she right here? She also writes, well, that's basically, I was reading the first email, but the last email, she says, you're the only person I know who can fire off a dumb zone drop in casual conversation like it's common English. That's from Caroline. Carolyn?

Caroline. Yes. All right. That's very cool of her. He's fiercely loyal to his family's country and listening to two grown men argue over which fast food mascot could take Grimmis in a street fight. Man, grimace is a problem. You probably hadn't thought about him in a while, huh?

Low to the ground, right? Yeah. And kind of built like a weble. Yeah. And everybody know what a weble is? That purple is slippery. Yeah, it does like slippery. Slimy.

Yeah, weble is big on the bottom and weeble's wobble, but they don't fall down. Right. And so, yeah. I remember that's saying. Is it a wheel a toy? Yeah, it used to be a toy. It's not a real animal? No, no, no.

I'm dead serious right now That if you had told me that in like New Zealand It went extinct Rebels ought have been like Yeah, of course they did They were on the protected list For quite some time But now the last Webel

All right The last Weble has died All right Why do we get to Weble Have you been deployed? Have you been gone and stuff Or what's your I have so 22 years ago

Right enlisted as undesinated airmen In the Navy E1 right At the very bottom 9-11 inspired to an extent or no I was a hood rat inspired yeah that tends to be the something right um so

worked my way up through the enlisted ranks made chief in the navy which is a little different process right than other services right they treat a little different uh got my commission so now I'm commissioned officer right 01 02 oh 3 now 04 um throughout that

plenty deployments on ships NSW support and still teams I'm a communicator it's kind of inspiring watch the setup up in here, right? Because we kind of did the same thing when you're out there. Other, but we set up actual satellite dishes, right, and pool IP services, just like y'all do here. Secret,

unclass, all that stuff. So it's not so bad the shirt, Blake, the Stolen Valor's shirt today. He's saying you're almost... He's rapping. He's wrapping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So have you been on a sub? Oh, never. Okay. I visited one, but you couldn't pay me to go underwater on one of those things. Absolutely not. Why? Dude, I... I... I like the sun. Sometimes I'm bad and my wife is too close to me And I'm like, okay, you got to go

Like I feel like I got to get up and walk around Oh, claustophobia you couldn't do I'm not, but sometimes I get like that And I think a sub would be just like that But carriers I've been stationed, mostly Virginia Now we're in Memphis Which is the manpower center hub for the Navy

Which is hard to imagine, right? Yeah Recruiting Command And MPC where I work now, Navy Personnel Command is the manpower center, the hub for the Navy, right there in Memphis. Just north, Millington actual, but Memphis is where we live. Then this time next year we'll be in, like, just east-west of Seattle,

sorry, in Bremerton. We're moving up there to go on another carrier the Reagan. Is that part of the promotion? It is part of the promotion. Yeah, you get to do more hard jobs. And guess what? When he moves, so I've been told, cost of living is a function. factor in your uh the pay yeah okay this is with my buddy he's a marit don't he's like yeah it's the

government they they're in charge of the prices so if they're gonna move you they might as well wait is the government shut down are you not getting paid now so as a matter of fact on the 15th right now will not get paid well you get back pay yes it's shut it'll all come back around turns up it'll all come back around but yeah you technically we will not get paid on the All right, well, we'll give you, like, two extra days on the Venmo, but his wife was like, we don't, I don't need you to pay, like, no, dude. I was actually going to hit Blake up about that. Have you seen the news? I'm not really.

Is this your dad or in-law? This is your dad? No, no, no. So, well, he is my stepdad, married to my mom, right, but he's the only dad I have. Okay. Have you ever yelled at him? You're not my real dad. I think I'm my face.

Yeah. I think at a certain age, right? No, I'm 42 now, right? You're just like, yeah, he's my dad, and we just, yeah. How long has he been in the picture then, since you're how old? 20 years? Yeah, so. I showed up.

Okay, well, grab the mic. Yeah, there we go. You want? No, no, go ahead. You want to do the mic? You got it. Oh, okay. So I showed up while he was going through boot camp.

Okay. And he came home and I was there. So he could already kick your ass. Yes. Well. And we got to host his promotion party at our house and it was awesome. That's super cool, man. It was a great thing to watch.

And his wife led the oath and the ceremony. Yeah, yeah. because she outranked him. I couldn't tell if that was a joke in the email or not. She's in the Navy? And she... There you go. She has been at 04 for about a year now in the Navy.

She's the public affairs officer. That's the hottest thing I've ever heard. Actually, your wife just dominated by that? Your wife was higher rank than you, yeah. I loved it. Yeah, absolutely. Hell yeah. She's amazing.

She's amazing. That's super cool. Yeah, shout out to my brother who introduced me to the ticket. Many, many years ago, right? And Jake is absolutely his leader. And thank y'all for having us. And to my daughter, Charlotte, who listens to y'all by proxy in the car, who groans every time she gets in.

She's like, oh. But the is it cake C-section bit killed with her, by the way. I know that was probably a throwaway line to you, but it absolutely killed with her. So thanks, Dan. Not a bit. Thank you guys. Blake, final word? No, I'm good.

Okay. Adios, mofo. We've got to go before this becomes a zoo. Thank you for watching my video. Subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my video. and not fun Throw it all over Now we establish the run

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