The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 11-10-25 | Quinnen Williams doesn't help Cowboys playoff odds and Hooters is back

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Cowboys made a mid-season trade, which are normally reserved for teams trying to make a run in the playoffs. The Cowboys will be lucky to make them. Plus, Trump on an NFL broadcast, Hooters is back, and a weekend check featuring Korean ice cream (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (51:00) - Sports: Bleak playoff odds for Cowboys (01:18:39) - Around the NFL: Week 10 (01:51:06) - Things that are back: Hooters (02:00:25) - News: Ken Paxton vs. Dallas Stars (02:25:55) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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Reset. I'm Blake Jones. Are you beating already, man? No. We just started. No, not at all. You have a case of the Mondays? No, we're out in Beast, Texas.

I'm feeling great. What do we call this? Beast, Texas. Is it? What city are we in? I feel like you've got to go further. Gilmer. Yeah, Gilmer's East Texas.

We're in Campbell. Campbell. Which is fending off defieldization quite well. Still very field. A lot of fields out here. Yeah, we're kind of in one. Yeah, every time you say Texas is going to fill up, I just don't, I think you need to drive an hour east and west.

I take the long view, man. You're right, North is filling up, but there's a lot of land out here. Get you a piece? Depends on the price. We're here at the behest of Serena. God, I'm sorry, dude, but that's a hot name. It really is. You remember Serena Altchel?

No. MTV Vijay. She was kind of a. An early, whoa, they can look hot and look weird, too. You know what I mean? That was a moment in every man's life. A weird might help. What was her name?

By the way, I'm looking at Wiley to Campbell here, and I totally get why he's got the zest. This is a... It was a nice drive. Nine iron. For Blake. In the altitude. Yeah, anyway, we're here at the behest of Serena, but she doesn't really want us here. She just wanted to give a 40th birthday president.

to her husband, CW. Hey. Right? Yeah. She emailed me about a remote. The CW. He used to be the WB. He emailed me about a remote. Hey, come out to my house.

Yeah, this all sounds awesome. It's for my husband's 40th birthday. Oh. Why are you bummed out on that? Well, because when he thought Serena was just having the boys out. Oh, okay. That's the only reason we drove this far. On a Monday.

Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. I need a little pick me up. No, CW's got to be in the top five. of initials for someone who lives in the country. Hmm. Yeah.

Think about it. That's up there. C.W. McCall. And his brother Dave, who does not go by initials, he is proud of his actual first name. C.W. hiding something clearly. We're in his, this is like, well, it's a garage. But it's like a big barn garage and it's climate controlled. It's extremely cool.

It makes me feel like I'm in shop class back in the day. but yeah the wife certainly put together all the balloons I believe unless you did this for yourself I thought he did this is pretty sweet we gotta get a photo in front of it but there's road signs on the wall

along with beer signs yeah he got that Lone Star banner made wow oh cool right there or not yeah I just saw this Dexter poster I feel like he put that up for me he probably did everybody does everything

there's guitars on the wall the whole world revolves around you as you know This is manly. Really manly. And then there's us. Yeah. Then there's us. I'm like asking him about...

Where's the potty? Yeah. Well, I did. I went to the house potty. Perfect bathroom. Clean. The toilet paper was out on the right way. And they even had individual hand towels, disposable hand towels.

So it was fantastic. I can't wait to drink as much as I can so I can go to the bathroom again. It's going to be. great also they had told us they were going to provide some lunch and then i got intel over the weekend that indicated jake was not going to get lunch yeah and blake texted me late last night and said hey i need your lunch order i was like you know jake told me he's not getting lunch so i don't want to be the only one and are you getting lunch to blake and blake's like do you know who i am of course someone just offered me free lunch yeah even if i don't eat it there i'm boxing

up, I'm taking it home. Yeah. I'm Blake. Yeah. And then I felt better when I ordered my... But I feel like I learned that from Jake. Broccoli shrimp. There's a very few...

I'm not a huge Chinese takeout guy. I just don't... It's never been my... Ever since the Kung flu? No, I don't... And I like Chinese food, but also, I got to tell you, I'm a big fan of... This is not even a live spot.

The best value in the game is the Eatsy's omelet. They don't have it priced properly. And this is for... leaves too who pay regular price and i'll get an omelet like that it lasts me for two to three days every sunday morning so i have like a like you know a lot of food that i'll eat it about 10 on monday yeah the first time he told me about the omelet i was with him because it's a good price it's fantastic and i was nodding the whole time and then he said and i get three meals out of it like well we can just eat the whole thing yeah like i do get a nice one meal i eat little meals ferret style

baby so on today's program it looks like uh who is a bye week so we got to sit and watch football other teams we'll call it other teams uh i've got an addition of things that are back i don't know if you guys would allow me that absolutely anytime we can possibly do today in twitter because i feel like the uh the sydney sweeney clip was going around i want to go beyond the clip but I think it hits better today after her recent movie just bombed by all accounts. Yeah, no, by the accounts, meaning the studio's P&L, that account, struggling. It was one of the worst openings. But she still got paid, right?

Yeah, I'm sure she got paid. It'll affect her ability to get paid going forward. Yeah, right. People like Jugs, dude. I feel like she's going to be doing just fine. Titties are a dime a dozen, my man. Not those. Yeah, really?

Then let's see how many. I mean, you got to have, Dolly Parton can sing. You guys forget that. She writes songs. All right, predict right now. In five years. She'll be busted. Do you think the most famous titties will be someone else's?

Yeah. Okay, write that down, Blake. Yeah. Okay. Two years? Do they have to be like natural titties? Because that's what makes her special. It's like that's...

All I'm saying is the most popular titties. Yeah, it won't be her. You're saying it won't be her. No. But I think they have staying power. Pamela Anderson holding up phenomenally in her career, former best titty's owner. I thought she looked rough now. Yeah, that's my point.

She didn't have best face owner. She had about a five-year window. She actually went natural, though. Have you seen what Sidney Sweeney looks like, like normal? No. She's, uh, your kids might say six, seven. Midney Sweeney? He's Midney Sweeney, bro.

Blow me up. That's phenomenal. You can't live off. Tiddy's forever. You got to be able to do something else. Or just being hot. It's not going to work forever. Like Emma Stone we were talking about. Well, I won't take any of this negative titty publicity from you. I don't want our show to be the show that it's anti... I need tits plus. This is a new economy. He's got to learn some new stuff. All right. So... When did Jake become so highbrow?

It's not highbrow. First of all, I'm the one having the ass forced out of culture on me. I didn't ask for that. Forced out of culture? Yeah. That was like the big conversation is like, well, and it's racially coded, obviously. He's like, that's gross. Butts are gross. White people are back. So are titties. That was like the whole message. Yeah, it is racially coded. I have thought this is an interesting, well, maybe it's not interesting. I think it's interesting because I thought it. And whatever I think, the world revolves around me and my thoughts and they're all interesting and just that with the lip filler and the big butts and everything not all the big butts are fake but are we it's it's like the white man

stole uh rock and roll from the black man and then appropriated as his own and now look no elvis invented this and everybody in the know we'll tell you yeah but this guy was doing this He stole the moves He then stole actual music And like You know he If there was no black culture Elvis would not have

You know Been Elvis Or the Beatles So we like to steal The white man likes to steal a lot Land Just whatever it is And now the white woman is like

Wait I want equality I want to steal stuff too And it used to be like the stereotype and it would be considered a negative like big lips on a black person or a big butt on a lady but now it's the white women are trying they want to have that because they're actually realizing wait we were kind of being racist when we said that the big lips were bad because actually they're pretty great and uh we want them now too yeah there's something to yeah Yeah, but what you're saying, though, is just in general, mass culture, mainstream culture,

is typically affected and set by minority culture, right? Like, that's been the case forever. Is that true? Yeah. Okay. You think about it. Like, you think, I have not thought about that. I don't think that the Affleck Duck is rapping of his own accord.

I think it's probably because, like, black people made rap music cool. And then it filters to a point where you've got, like, really lame white people doing it. Not all of lame, but... Do we steal stuff from all minority cultures? I mean, I'm wearing Jordans today, right? These are Michael Jordan shoes. Like, who set the culture more than Michael Jordan for a 20-year period? And guys wanted to dress like Tiger Woods if they were playing golf.

They didn't want to dress like Phil Mickelson. Seriously, I mean, this is everything. It's every... You mentioned two enormous superstars who were the greatest in their profession. Okay. Can we have a white, I mean, Trump sets culture. Yes, he does. So he does.

And that's a big part of his appeal. So he's an enormous superstar. In general, I would say that most of your, like, you know, your popular movie, like, Fast and Furious was the most popular movies of my, like, youth. And those movies have barely any white people in them, other than the white savior guy, Paul Walker. But it's like a street, gritty, like, let's. Latino and black culture. That's typically setting whatever else everybody's doing.

Common complaint of minority communities that they don't really ever see the, I don't know what it would look like, but the benefit of setting culture just kind of gets taken. Again, my aunt sang the term bling, bling, when referring to her genes, when, you know, a 16-year-old Lil Wayne was rapping that song, and the rest of the lyrics were about coming in a woman's throat. I thought your aunt had come up with that. Oh, no, no. The bling, bling thing.

But, yeah, no, it's an interesting point. I don't think that she'll be the, I don't think, I don't think mid-sweeney will be the top tits. Midney, mid-ne-sweeney. How's your weekend? Let's do a weekend check, but I want to tell you, on my way here, I talk to Dan. Ooh, Dan, Dan, Dan. My buddy at Flooring Direct, who I've known for decades. He used to be Dan, Dan, the Dist direct man.

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I mean, it's... The holidays are approaching. Baring down on that ass. He said, no. We are still honoring that. Wow. So, yeah, if you want to get that house spruced up in time for Thanksgiving, which is... The holidays are approaching.

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the nicest we've got the best prices at flooring direct new floors man all right as usual i'll start well i was going to start it because mine is usually more boring than you guys you're exciting but blake didn't travel to eat filet mignon with less ebersol or whoever he hangs out with this boy weekend yep i was reminded of it too dick ebersol right less something else um less moonbiz there you go so you heard on friday that i had pulled in in my DiMarcato where I got a text for my wife that her plans have been canceled she would be eating dinner with me

did not have her you know friend's night she did end up having a friend's night Friday which was great apparently she played pickleball came home and told me I must play and I'm going to

I'm trying to hold out as long as I can I don't want to ever no I don't want to I've played one game. I don't want to do it because I'm going to play. I don't want to play pickleball with her and her friends, and I'll just destroy them. Oh, gross. Well, okay.

I would destroy most people. You just don't understand just the natural hand-eye coordination talent that I have. I actually do. And I see these old people playing pickleball. I actually do. I'm jealous of your hand-eye coordination. Always have been. However, pickleball requires a little bit of a motor, which you might need for me.

Maybe we'd be a good team Because I don't Yeah, I don't I'm not going to play Right I'm just putting my foot down now Now if pickleball.com calls with a No doubt

They buy our show and title sponsor I can be bought I just want anybody to know I could be bought for anything The pickleball comedy festival Pickleball is not on that list right now It ain't for because my wife wants me to

that price won't do it so then Saturday night she gives me a this is a worse I don't know if it's worse than the demarcato thing that she pulled the switch up hey actually I'm going to be home tonight we are already home

and we've already had dinner and everything and she's reading a book and then she finishes the book and she goes ah good I finally finished it she goes I skipped book club today because I didn't want to go to book club to hear them talking about this book. I didn't want, I still had the last chapter to read.

Nerd. But just the informing me that, hey, you almost had a wonderful afternoon by yourself walking around the house naked, doing the helicopter with your wiener. Yeah, because if you had been notified that that was percolating, you could have contributed a little PR campaign. Baby, it's worth it to just spend time with your friends. You've read most of the book. Just to talk about, yeah.

You probably know how it ends. Are you going to get another chance to talk about this book, the 90% you read? You know, that's a good point, Dan. I really appreciate that you support me getting out and living my life, too. But you didn't even have a chance to run a campaign. Yeah, a couple of days ago, you could have walked by as she's watching TV and said, hey, how's that book going? Right.

You could have got her on like a read-for-America plan where she gets points for... I thought you had a book club Saturday. You still got a few chapters there. The same true crime documentary again, huh? Instead, it got dangled in your face how close it really was. It didn't get canceled. If it was me, I would hate to miss book club. But, I mean, you do your thing.

I mean, I value. We're not getting any younger, but you just take all the time you want to have. Dude, my wife. I think my wife is pretty hardcore about it, but I don't think half the women in her club read the book. It doesn't seem that committed. And my wife even said that. A lot of people don't even read the book. But she's like a purist.

Like, I got to read the book. My wife be reading books, man. I feel like there's a space to have her on the show on a day where I'm not on. I just take off my headset. I think both of our wives somehow have the time. First of all, I'm too busy at work. I can't really do anything around the house type thing. But I also have seen every TV series that anybody's ever mentioned.

Right. And I've read four books this month. Did she just read the... Like I'm trying my hardest to read this... Cameron Crow autobiography. Oh, yeah? It was incredible.

She said it was like, I mean, I get a five-minute recap and I'm like, damn, she read the Pamela Anderson. That's what she reads, right? I like, I'm a famous person's biography.

I'm into that, too. I like those. They're usually very interesting. So, uh, you got one night. Yeah, I did get the Friday night and,

uh, you know, did nothing. That's exactly what I wanted to do. And then, uh, just for Blake to know, I woke up this morning.

trying to get up early especially today with a bit of drive ahead of us and open the door to let the dogs out the neighbor must have done this yesterday even though it was cold Christmas lights are on

yeah earlier and earlier every year folks this has to upset on November 1st they were out in my neighborhood and it's really upsetting and and I think I kind of stepped in it because we have a lot of Indians in our neighborhood and apparently they have a month or something of light.

Yeah, I've heard of that. I don't know what it's called. That seems sick. But I thought, I don't know, if I'm... It's not. No, it's not. If I lived in India, I don't think I'm popping firecrackers on July 4th, but that's just me. Somebody wants a little assimilation.

A similar assimilation. A little more simulation. You're going to be here to learn our language. I mean, when I wave at you, you should wave back and, you know. They don't wave. Trying to fit in, but that's just me. The great grip. Waving is not, what?

When we were playing the Native American broadcast, he's like, you'd think they'd have the respect to learn our language. It'll, Homer call back in the day. Yeah. a pretty low-key weekend as well and I was I was ready to give Dan a pickleball pass because something that I've been pretty against maybe coming to a yard near you under the but the kids will like it and inflatable maybe two because there's two kids it's coming for you oh so they're walking through Home Depot or whatever and they're like I want one or they just

see the neighbors the neighborhood is stacked the inflatable is out of control it's a scourge it's a scourge John Society. I heard our buddy Brian Curtis on the press box pod talking about Halloween inflatables. And they had quoted a couple articles. Halloween inflatables this year broke through to being like a thing. And I saw it in my neighborhood. It's too easy.

That is what Blake is saying. It's too easy to get it and have a huge decoration. You should have to kind of work for it. I don't know if this is like just what we did country thing, but we would cut. My mom had a shop. Not unlike this one. So it was possible.

but we would cut out like Rudolph from plywood and then paint it. My mom would paint and then you'd put it on a steak in the front of the yard. So I'm familiar with like we can have stuff in our yard, but the inflatable just sucks. It just sucks. And you know what I, how often do you do this? Well, the kids will love it. I'm like, anything else they'd love? Do we want to just, do we want to open, maybe just let them just do whatever they want all the time.

If the litmus test is, they'll like it. cake for breakfast yeah well uh so that's coming but i had uh oh so you're doing it i think it's i think it's happening you're not yeah up for that fight i'm not up for many fights

um are we going to talk about our filming at all yeah i was going to say we just wanted to mention that we filmed some stuff on saturday for uh for a big event in december and part of it involved a scene that we shot at dan's house where we needed Mike Soroy and his mother Vida Soroy and they came over the scene it involves the mom Vida informing her son

of the death of Robin Williams this is a scene that occurred in listeners' life back around that time so Mike's mom Vita who is lovely she's moving around great She seemed awesome that day She's got dementia But seems

World's better than she did Like 18 months ago And he was kind of walking us through it But we were explaining the scene to her And T.C. was over there And he's like, all right, Vita, so The main thing in this scene is You're going to tell him about Robin Williams

dying. And she goes, Oh, what? Oh, no. No, now I just got to live through this again. So it goes, 10 years ago, Mom. Ten years ago, but the acting that you're going to see if this thing gets run, pure. Absolutely the purest, most raw reaction to the death of Robin Williams ten years later that you could imagine.

My filming points were upon review, afterwards, because I brought it up beforehand, like, why are we doing this at our house? we're making Mike Soroy go to the assisted living home where his mom lives and take his dementia filled mom drive her 40 minutes or whatever

TC had to drive all the way out there set up all this stuff they recorded a scene in my kitchen and then a scene in my bed which wife loving that there's a whole

I don't even know if I'm allowed to talk on the yeah I was surprised you just let that happen well i mean i just kind of told her we're going to be doing it and she and i told her saturday morning so she was very upset because they're going to be here an hour i'm like what i'm not worried i i guess women are like this but i am like well if you're worried about how dirty the house is yeah like what i just live like i am not ashamed of anybody you know like i'm out there putting the blow around the driveway every day not just when we have a game stream you know i'm i'm flushing the toilet every time not just somebody else is going

to use the toilet like i'm uh you know we can clean everything i love that conversation though hey i got a buddy coming over well the house is a mess yeah it is yeah like how'd that happen that's not going to reflect i'm not here all day you are well and jake's not going to be upset with me because i had a couple of boxes out of place or whatever but so then she went upstairs and yeah she laid down all our pictures in the hot in the of the kids like have you ever seen the YouTube shot of the dead yeah I'm like we got

we're doing this every day but then yes later on I forgot that we had done this and this is like at night now she's ready to get to bed and she goes who was laying in our bed it sounds like one of the three bears

and I go oh sir Roy that's not a good answer and she's like god damn it yeah and then so now i have to stop washing the dishes slowly trudge upstairs and say let me help you at least the least i could do is help you uh we we did the she took the sheets off the bed and just because siroy was laying in anyway why did we have to do it at my house and your house i was never consulted on anything or whatever with the videos i like i didn't and then when i was at your house

the only thing I did was babysit your kid. I think you were just there to show support, you know. It's our project. Because I... Stop by the shoot as the EP. I would have been happy to drive downtown. Yeah, well, I'm glad we didn't. Okay.

I live over here. I was told Dan's Kitchen would be perfect for this shot, so I said... Yeah, no, no, it's fine. And then babysitting your kid, because we didn't know Jake's family would arrive upon the... Well, I guess we're a little late because T.C. T.C. texted us at the time he was supposed to be there and said, I just woke up. Awesome. Sorry about the water.

Yeah. Yeah, it was a slow start to the day, but we... What time? It was like 10.30 or something? Okay. So, I just want to say, babysitting your daughter is a pleasure. She's a wonderful conversationalist. She's really logical, and I don't know.

I like that kid a lot, as you know. Yep. And I don't want to say I don't like your boy. Oh, no. But he is an effing maniac. And everybody would say that to me. I raised two daughters, you know, and it's like, oh, I got a boy and a girl. Boy, the boys are different.

And like, yeah, yeah, whatever, dude, because these girls are a little wild. You've heard them. Yeah, together especially. I don't know that I've ever seen anything like this kid, though. Like for an hour and a half straight, he's a million miles an hour. If you try to slow him down slightly, like I would see Jake, hey, you want to look at this? Ah, screaming and crying, fake cry, lay on the ground.

Hey, I want to do something. You know, he just wants entertainment, so he'll, like, just run himself into the wall. Like, he's just a destructive monster. Is this what all boys are like? I think you just have a higher likelihood of getting that if you get a boy in a lower likelihood with girl. because, like, Nora does have some friends at school that are, and they're chill as hell, and they're little boys that are in youth, they're gifted and talented, they're, and my son is very, like, cuddly and affectionate, you know, he's, like, constantly, but he's just mimicking

words he's heard. No, I'll hear him on the phone, when I'm on the phone, he'll come over and just ask for a hug. Ask for a hug, he'll sit down and say, I'd like to spend time with you. It's just things he's heard, but then, you know, right after that, dude, and I mean, we had some moments, I don't, I'm not going to hit him. I just know I have to keep it at I'm not going to hit him because you're so you're thinking about it a lot. I just don't know what else to do. I never had this with Nora, but when he wants to just hit people and throw shit at people and bang into stuff, we went to the aquarium yesterday, which in theory sounds cool. You know,

there's one in grapevine. We had a free ticket, which they're pretty proud of that aquarium for it being in the ball and maybe some lawsuits they've had to fight at sea life for the poor treatment of the animals but so we went up there and if you think about an aquarium like it's all tight spaces and the name of the game is you got to kind of walk through it it's not a speed round but he just takes off he's running into other kids and it's it's tight little quarters he's banging on all the fish glass and he's just like i want to i want to leave And I think Like when you're in public

If you don't have kids And other kids are going crazy You got to give a little Pass to the parents Like they all They don't want their kid doing that either Most of the people there have kids And are cool about it for sure

I think that's changed in society a lot I think 20 years ago Anytime there was a kid acting bad And I was a part of it Like an anti-breeder I was like man get your Get your fucking what are you doing I used to be like that on a plane

If the kid's crying Now I've been on a plane With my kid crying and I know, like, dude, I'm, I know that parents probably doing everything they can't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's about all I got for full weekend check. We made some soup.

Soup season is upon us. We're having a soup off for Friendsgiving. On the cusp of a fire. Ooh, I thought about you. We did not do a fire. We did our fake fire, and I thought, I bet Dan. But they said there's a freeze warning, but I need it to be under 50. You know the, uh, there's a, consistent under 50.

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I went to Home Depot yesterday, and they have veteran parking. Oh, yeah. I was like... I know. Looking around. I was thinking about it how funny it would be if a Space Force guy parked there. I mean, I guess it's real. That's one thing I was going to tell you guys about my weekend of football watching.

UCF. Friday night, and there's Space Force uniforms. Oh, really? We don't have video today, so I can't show you, but it says... Does it got stars on it and stuff? Dude, it's written in NASA font. It says space down their leg. You know, they play in Orlando, and I thought it was really, really lame.

Space. When I first saw the release of the info, but then I'll be damned, dude, when they come out of the tunnel, first of all, they do fireworks like crazy, I guess just because it's Orlando. but they also had like space lasers shooting out everywhere. Okay. And like Tron-style-looking logos. Also, it would be very funny if a home repair company was like, these guys ducked the draft.

They are the most cowardly. Right. They listen to Vampire Weekend. Right, that is not Trident. No. But their competition, yeah. Betas. Beta access services.

claim this, uh, Tau problem. Right. Tina Faye shows up. All right, Blake. Well, I had my friendsgiving on Saturday. Hey now. Which.

The only reason I can have one. What do you mean? You can't make fun of just me now. Just like with family photos. So what is this? I can always count on Blake's wife to gay it up. Really, it's not about Thanksgiving at all. It's just like your friend group who you never see anymore and you need an excuse to get together.

and you do it in November. Yeah. Just some time. Did they enjoy that powerful mustache? They did. Are people commenting? Or probably just when they leave the room and they're talking amongst themselves?

Did you see Blake's mustache? I had one person say something nice about it, but I forget about it in public and I'll just get some weird looks in one. Like in the Cowboys press box, the, who would they play? The Cardinals. A lot of the Cardinals.

beat reporters did not know what to do with me. Double. I got a mound of food on my plate. I got a mustache, but I'm in an ill-fitting suit. It's good times. I love it. I love everything about it. It's kind of scheduled around me, sorry.

Cowboys' Buy Week, and everybody knows it, and I hate it. Because I walk in and like, oh, hey, good to see you. Guess we're allowed to do something. You're like, oh, I haven't been. hearing that at home all week all season now I gotta put up with you but yeah so you said earlier

that I missed my flay mignon in a press box and boy did I because at the Argyle game last regular season game we were in the colony and I show up and they said we're going to put you in the visitors press box and I was looking at and I did this on purpose I looked at the

ginormous home press box that they had that definitely had room for us but on the other side was just this little deer blind and i was like okay so they walked me over and they said yeah we had some skunks and armadillo's fighting in there this week but i think we cleared them out that's so so texas high school football and i laughed oh that's funny and the guy was like no seriously we sprayed which it should be okay get in there the windows don't open they've been bolted shut maintenance came by and Mexican guy couldn't really communicate, but I just heard Pinché a lot, which meant that he couldn't get the windows open.

Yeah. And it really, it humbled me. Like, you know what? This is my roots. I deserve this. I need to go back to this every once in a while. Not everything so fie. Right.

Or AT&T or wherever. So that was a night. It's, uh, yeah, it brought me back down to earth. Like there might not be anybody else in America straddling both ends of the football spectrum so hard in their professional life on a weekly day. Yeah. Who's doing that? I mean, even the guy who does, like, his East Coast pre-and-post game stuff or what, that guy's a radio host in New York.

Yeah. I mean. Yeah. Most. Doing a game in a deer blind and then, yeah, the next I'll be an Allegiant Stadium in Vegas. Would you rather be in a deer blind, but then you just drive home or at AT&T and then you have to drive Steve Burline to the airport? Give me the deer blind. But you got all the other things that come with AT&T.

You've got the taps, the cookies. Give me the deer blind. I don't want to hear about his fantasy team. I don't want him sleep in my front seat. Government shutdown's over. He may have some... Yeah, he's got to have hot opinions on that stuff. And I can't stop thinking about him popping that Snickers mid-steak.

People have been tweeting me stuff like that. I just... Like... Why? What? Is it a palate cleanser? I need to know. Like sorbet?

Ask him. Has Argyle gotten their game yet? Lovejoy. Again. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to talk to Todd Dodge this week. Where's that? It'll be at Argyll.

5A and 6A schools if you win, well, the upper seats host. Okay, I thought Lovejoy you'd already played Lovejoy. They're just also in the news for kid problems. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I have a new ice cream recommendation for you, Jake. It's called Bing Su.

It's Korean. and um it's like listen to this effing guy like this guy that we used to know he's wearing a mustache as like and now he's recommending korean ice cream to me go on i had to meet the wife we had to leave a car somewhere and we left it in this korean outlet center where it's got your ice cream your fah your grocery store probably you're something everything yeah and um at briggs had been good and I was like you know what let's get some ice cream and uh walked into a place i'm gonna i don't i don't remember the name but uh it's like shaven frozen milk and when you eat it it's just so light it was incredible i think you'll love it wow it's highly yeah so it's

like uh almost like it's like shaved ice dan like a snow like almost like a well a shaved ice but instead of that being water and flavor it's milk yeah but right but it's not i mean don't picture a snow cone because then you're just like eating a mound of ice it's it's not it's just shavings of milk wonderful is it north korean or south korean don't know it um i've got a i've got a it's the whole rolodex isn't it i went yeah actually no i was i was just looking at the outside of a restaurant near uh the kroger by my house and it's It said it's an Istanbul.

Istanbul is in the name. Yeah, Turkish food. So I'm like, would I like anything in there? You absolutely would, although it's a lot. Yeah. I mean, it's just rice and meat, right? Okay. Skewers, big on skewers.

Feel like rice and meat. Half of the world is like, that's our thing. Yeah. And I like that. Yeah, it's great. The parts of the world that don't think that, I don't want to eat there. England, Northern Europe, right? Potato-based.

Pass. Diet. They offered you some meat and rice today. I know, I know. Lay off me. They're already judging me. Was it just like you weren't sure about the Greenville? No, you heard me say it, which was that, you know, if it's making it in Greenville, it's probably pretty good.

But I just... They're eating our pets. I'll tell you what it is. It's because when I order Chinese... take out I have a little baby bitch order and I didn't want to tell you like I just I don't want all the shit on there I want the meat and the rice vegetables no not from that all right I don't like vegetable sog so along with uh telling my wife that the house is messy when people are coming over I've been doing I'm seeing how long I can do this and right now we're at six days I'll go to wash my hands in

the sink and there's no soap in the dispenser and so I'll just hammer it and no soap comes out. That's so old man. He just learned his entire domestic life from Kevin James on King of Queen. Oh, no soap. And then, let me do this one. I went to the Stars game last Thursday. The boys are looking good.

No, they're not. They are now. They had another, didn't they win their last game? They lost the game I was at. Lost the game I was at. And, but it was cool. I mean, I think pound for pound, those are probably the best fans we have around. Yeah, it's fair.

The Stars fans are die hard. And I, the game was cool. I was there with a bunch of buddies for a guy's birthday. But I'm a moth to a flame if there is someone on their phone in front of me. Dude. And that's all I could watch. I thought about getting a screen protector thing. Because there was a story a couple of months ago.

about some politician. It might even have been at the U.N. And, like, you could see their whole notes thing, like open in an AP photo. And I was like, hey, idiot. Because, like, when I'm at a game, I'm doing the, like, if I'm just texting my wife, whatever, I'm like, dude, I don't want, I just don't want it.

Let alone when it's depick time. This lady was shopping for a couch. And I was, I couldn't stop looking. That would be a great Twitter account, rather than like old guys tweeting like I'll pay for it or show me it it's just people having the most basic searches in arena. Are we as a society more productive than we've ever been before? Because we have people making phone calls while walking through the grocery store. We've got people looking at their phone while they're at a stars game trying to buy their couch.

Like had this happened 20 years ago. they would have had to wait until the weekend to go worry about that couch. So in theory, she's getting that done and all this other great stuff is getting done. Or is she now have more time to watch... Love Island. Yeah.

Yeah, but is she getting as much out of the game as she would have 20 years, 30 years ago? There's more entertainment available than ever before. Yet it's also fragmented. So it's like, you know, are we... Are more people watching... TV, then when watched Cheers finale at 40 million or 60 million or whatever, but is there still 60 million watching a night?

I don't know if the number matters is the raw number as much as like throughout the day, how much entertainment are you taking in? And it feels like it's higher now than it was when Cheers was a thing. But also it's a mindset. I mean, one thing I did this weekend, and it's kind of a lame mindset, but I pulled a McDowell. I got my car washed. They were like, it'll be about 45 minutes. So I went for the jog and listened to something for the show, like, while they had my car.

Why is that lame? Well, it's just before, like, I just think most of the guys in there are like, I'm going to sit down for a minute. But for me, I'm like, oh, I can bundle. Yeah. I could go for a run. I took the weight vest to the car wash, Blake. Damn. Do you wear the weight vest over your stuff?

No. And it's a problem, too, because I'm an old school weight vest guy. So I've always been covering it up. But now that everyone is doing it, the women definitely. don't they look like cyborgs out there yeah they're out there i have a but they're making me look bad i'm out there uh mine's covered it at a neighborhood walk and here comes this lady walking you know in the weight vest no i cover it up and i tell you the most douchebag clothing art article i have was sent to us by our buddy from the brewers and it's the sleeveless hoodie do you

wear it over the vest because now and i've got regular shirt on like a long sleeve shirt on under it but the sleeveless hoodie dude you put that on you feel like a ball player yeah no reason for a normal guy to have that at all article of clothing at all we paying seven grand for a couch what i don't know i don't know what couches cost man i think we just bought a nice one for half that but well you must be in good seats i i splurged a little for my friend's birthday god then you took him for korean ice cream it was a different day i did see him at first friends giving though. But then they were looking, it was a couple and she had pulled up the map. They were looking at their kid and where he had driven. And there were a bunch of red marks

on 35. And I think that was like all the times he was speeding. Wow. And so she was showing the phone to him and look, look at this. Look at this. Oh. God, the world, I don't know it. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't recognize it at all. What's that Life 360, right? Yeah. And it's easy for me to judge, but, you know, I don't know if my kids are 16 maybe i'd want to know so i don't know it just feels it feels intrusive and then finally at the end um you know they put up you know listen to the post game show on the ticket on after you know on your way home and they played the regonk drop which is funny that that's still a thing and that's in the arena they did yeah but i thought it was kind of weird because like tc doesn't work there hasn't worked there for a long time the reason it was funny was because

of y'all y'all aren't there anymore you've been erased from ticket history it felt odd It's a little weird, yeah. But I'm sure there's a few people in there that, to them it just means ticket. It has nothing to do with T.C. And whoever's firing it probably doesn't know anything, but still, I don't know. I just felt a little strange. Yeah, did you stop by the postgame show, the Victory Plus postgame show? That's a real sight to see, fellas.

They're still doing it. It's the cheapest looking thing I've ever seen a team rollout. Yeah. it's a podcast what do you mean well they used to have a studio a proper studio and they wore suits and they would show you things in studio now it's just two guys it's brian ray and uh oh you're not talking about the ticket brent no but they do it in the ticket hubble and it they just set up a camera uh yeah it used to be set up over in the yeah they did it at the club level or whatever yeah and then the away you know i don't know about the away ones but it looks terrible

Why aren't they doing in arena anymore? I don't know. Don't know it. So the TV show is in the... The one on Victory Plus, yeah. The ticket hovel. It's very cheap looking. Well, where does the ticket post game show do its thing?

Probably up in the arena? That's a great question. We used to do it... For a while, we did it in the old number seven club, and it was so loud. Untenable. Dude, they used to have us do it right outside of it, which was even louder, because it's a cross from the... bathroom and you just you could not get through a segment you after a while we do

ladies would walk up and take your headset off and just what are you all doing it's kind of fun but it ain't fun for follow well he's trying to talk hoops you want to talk basketball do they still do basketball post game yeah they do uh auntie and dj yeah and boy i think it's in studio though i don't know if these guys would ever hear this but i love their show I'm a Sunday morning radio listener quite often. I'm very pro-Monti. Monty and DJ together. Just great.

You got ham. Now, don't sue me for saying they're good. Remember how ridiculous that was? That was part of the deal. That was part of the deal? Oh, big time. Big time. Was it the thing where when they did make changes to fill our spot,

we expressed a bit of dismay over the fact that Monty got past? over again. This may is strong. It was more like he's going, this guy is going to be, he's going to be very good at this and people are going to know about it. But back then, you know,

and that was part of the deal. It was like that we were being critical of the line. Yeah, right. Trying to big up my boy. Guys, he's got one leg. Can I give him a compliment without you suing me over it? Had a had a fake leg.

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Why not a Friendsgiving car? You surprise your wife During Friendsgiving And then all of a sudden all your friends see it Like that's part of the Valentine's Day thing, right? That's the only part You have to send the flowers to work. If she gets them at home, she can't show other people that she has an awesome husband.

In a lot of ways, I feel like that is an area where social media helps guys get laid easier. Not just the obvious one of like you can hook up with chicks. But now if you do something for a woman, it's way easier for them to get to what they want, which is to show other women. Ah, okay. Before they had to kind of like... Yeah, then that's bad for other dudes too. Ups the ante for the Poon. Because now your wife sees what Blake did for his wife.

Blake, and she comes to you, and you're like, yeah, but I was home the last four weekends. You know, then we have to start bad mouthing our friends. Like, look, I don't know that he cares about his wife as much as I care about you. I'm actually here, and he's... You should use that. It's the main reason I don't play golf. He has used it. Good.

Oh, I use it a lot. I'll follow my sword for you. Oh, no, yeah. I mean, I guess I could have been out playing golf for five, six hours. They're spending a few hundred bucks. Come home kind of messed up. But I'm just here doing everything everybody needs. Here with the kids.

What a weekend of football? What a weekend of football? I'd like to say something about YouTube TV. It doesn't look like this is going to get resolved anytime soon. No, I got an email about a coupon. Right. And that is a complete scam. That is, man.

They've scammed you. The mechanism. Right. Most people won't, half the people won't even see that email, and then the people that do of that, how much of a percentage of those people will actually go through the steps to get their $20 one time. Right. $20 discount.

They could just give everybody a $20 discount. They have the information. Yeah, it's tough. It feels like when a can. candidate that you support or something drops like a term. You're like, oh, I don't think I can, I'm riding with YouTube TV here. But then this is just basic corporate greed. You could easily just do the credit.

They could do the credit for three months if they wanted, and it would barely be a hit. They could give you $20 back for three months while they work it out. It's funny because... It's very, very frustrating. In reading about this, too, ESPN is talking about their wonderful program. in that they have and then I saw some arguments online is the only reason I have ESPN is for the sports and I would say I'm in that camp squarely I don't know what percentage of people are upset about YouTube TV because they can't watch McAfee on YouTube TV or if it's because they

can't find their game right because you can just watch McAfee on YouTube or Screaming A. Smith or just whatever other shows they have that they tout and they pay people a lot of money to do. Would that even raise a ripple, though? If they didn't have any live sports, would you even care that they're off YouTube TV? It's one of the great mysteries. Why those guys, with McAfee, it clearly makes sense. They build the brand around him. They put them on on Saturday mornings.

I mean, at least in my world, it makes sense. I don't really vibe with the guy. but Stephen A. Smith making $30 million a year or whatever it is now, I simply don't understand it. I don't know anyone who's like, I've got to get to Stephen A. Smith for what he says or his show. Kendrick Perkins. I don't know how all that works, but it does seem that a huge part of their expenditure. Yeah, McAfee proved it before. He had the big followers before and then went over. Like if Stephen A. Smith left now, he would certainly leave with some of his audience that he has.

but is Stephen A. Smith, as big as he thinks he is. Well, I mean, they paid that much, so he's got reason to think that. That's what I mean. LeBron cares what he says. But if he was not on ESPN, but he was somewhere else. I don't know. Is Skip Bayless a good? Well, Stephen A is still in his prime.

Stephen A somehow has juice. I just don't know with who. Like, LeBron legitimately cares what Stephen A says about him and we'll confront him about it. Why? I don't know. Like, it doesn't make any sense to me. But LeBron's also in the game of Clicks,

so he knows I'm going to go after. But that's half the reason I think they keep Stephen A's, because they know the players will give him shit back and forth, and then it becomes like a story. I'm not going back down. The Micah. Micah used to love it. Yeah.

Anyway. I don't get that. I'm not happy about it because it just fragments your Saturday experience tremendously, not having ESPN in your multi-view, which I know is a first-world problem, but switching back and forth from YouTube TV to the ESPN app. The ESPN app is shit, too.

You might want to mention that. It is. Online and on TV. It's not good. Yeah, does Hulu TV have it? I believe so. If I get Hulu with all. Yeah, I think so.

But then I've heard that is a little more clunky to deal with than YouTube. Anyway. Whatever happened to PSVue? Remember that? Hell yeah. That was hot for a minute. That was great. Yeah, I have a desire to one day collect remotes that just had all of the native buttons for defunct streaming services.

Because I've got one with PSVue still on it. Really? Yeah. There's some hilarious ones. Did you think that was going to make it? You were so confident you put it on a remote butt. Let's stick with input. Yeah.

For the time being. Cowboys, focusing on the Cowboys for a second, looking at an NFL playoff simulator. After the trades they've made, they've got much more defensive depth now and taking a look at the schedule that is ahead. The Athletic says their NFL playoff simulator, a 5% chance to make the playoffs. It's not good. even make the playoffs, just taking a look at, you know, what they have ahead. Of course, what are they? Three, five, and one right now.

Yeah. The Eagles ahead of them. What's their record? Probably seven and two headed into tonight. Big game for picking games, too. Yeah, I'm not feeling confident that they have a prayer. I'm very conflicted. I'm frustrated because they've made all of the moves they needed to make.

They just made them way too late, and they did them in a really janky order. Did you see DeMarcus Lawrence yesterday? Two touchdowns, right? DeMarcus Lawrence, more touchdowns than CD this year. Oh, God. That was making its way around. That was a wild circumstance with the Seahawks game. And we can talk all of this, but Cowboys real quick.

they got a team with Quinnin Williams and George Pickens on it. Like, I can't not be excited about that. Even if it means this year that they don't have a chance. Quinnon, I'll tell you this. They got to have George Pickens next year. It feels like they have to. And I keep hearing all this like, oh, you got to get out of that while you're ahead. You basically got nothing for it if you only have them for this year after you traded Micah,

and you didn't get the defense fixed before the season started. but I think there's a pretty good chance he's here for one more year at least. But Jerry's going to die soon, or he's going to be to the point where he's not around the team. He brought it up last week again because they made the trade for Quinn and Williams. If the Cowboys are going to win a Super Bowl while Jerry is alive, it will be with Quinn and Williams on the roster. This is the best chance they're going to have. They haven't had a player like this. Maybe since, I don't know, Leon Lett.

like they just don't invest in the middle up front and now they have a lot up front and if that guy can be that guy for next year still they've got a shot they just waited way too long to do it so well they didn't really have a plan it got personal uh Micah's laying on the table I mean it's the same thing if we're going to mention the Luca trade again and I am going to today but it got personal you know it's it's a personal thing it didn't have have anything to do they tried to objectively talk themselves into it because of the money and this and that and defense but it was personal they didn't like it that this effing guy doesn't treat me like i'm the owner or the gm like i'm the boss this guy it typically ignores us and the thing with micah got deeply personal to where jerry was offended their handshake deal didn't work out and Micah, I blame him quite a bit, too, for this. Now, Micah is still, he's making tons of money more than anybody, and, you know, everybody's going to do fine in this in the end.

But the team wins and losses, because if they actually thought the Micah thing is going to be too expensive and I want to do some things around it, you would have handled it way different. You might not have let DeMarcus Lawrence go this year. Sure. You might have hung on to him for at least one more year. You might have, you know, still made these moves that you see that they've made,

but in a different, you know, order. Could have had the picks for the draft. Could have had the picks for the draft. Could have had, yeah, just what else would you have done in free agency possibly? But, of course, we said this last year when they were with, you know, negotiating with CD and DAC at the same time and saying we have no free agent money because look at how much these guys are costing right now. They're not in a great spot for the rest of this season.

I do think getting another guy that is fun and wild and game wreckery will at least make the rest of this season interesting. We'll see what happens. And then I hate to say that it's about next year because Bickens could be gone. It's so weird to say that after eight games. The schedule and the standings are just going to be real bitch, man. I mean, they're just going to have to win two games that nobody expects them to win.

That's the main thing. Yes. That can happen. Look, the dolphins beat the bills yesterday, right? The lions last year got beat by the commanders in the playoffs. It happens. The problem is, if you look at their schedule right now, they did have a game where they overperformed so they tied Green Bay.

You thought they should have lost that game. But where else on their schedule are you saying that they have overperformed? The close loss to Philly. So a tie and a loss are where you say they played better than we thought they could. But they lost at home to Arizona with the backup quarterback. They lost on the road to Carolina, which may prove to be that's a worthy loss. They're pretty up and down, but they're probably evenly matched. But they don't, there's no indicator that they play above their.

Uh, Bay grade, where we do see the Giants beat Philly earlier this year. Uh, who did Green Bay lose to? A Pittsburgh. Um, so there are some games that you sit, like the Arizona game, you were saying, that is a must win heading into the break. If they are to, uh, be in contention. Yeah, the number might say 17 to 25%, which would still be low, but it would be, you'd feel like you had a chance and you get to, you come out and you get above 500 after the buy.

But there are no more. breaks on, well, you could lose that. Like Vegas, they have to have to have to win that game. Obviously, Washington and New York, which ends the season. So there's three wins that are teams that are clearly lower than you, and you have to have to have to win them. So that only gives you six for the year, though. Wins.

So now, how do you, can you get? get yourself to 10 wins when the other games are Philly, Kansas City, Philly at home, Kansas City at home, at Detroit, Minnesota at home, at the Chargers. That's five games, and I said to get to 10, you need four. Yeah, it's very unlikely. it's extremely on Michael you could see some because there's situations where they could get in

at 9, 8, and 1 but it would take a lot of losing a lot so I don't, you know, it's not a great situation. That's why I want to focus on Quinn and Williams because a couple of years ago the Jets were on hard knocks.

This is when they got Aaron Rogers. This was two years. What was last? year where was a ron rogers last year yes it was the jets okay that was the year this is the year of the Achilles tear yeah so this is his first year there and uh excitement is very high like on they're talking on paper this could be it's why not this defense they got they added uh you know garret wilson's coming into his own sauce quinin on down the line and then he blows out his

Achilles five minutes into the first game of the season on September 11th. Quinn and Williams was featured pretty heavily in that season. Oh, you got Quinn and Williams, are you? Yeah. He just signed his contract during that offseason. Let's give a quick plug to Community Mechanical before we get into that, just because they are another big sponsor of ours. They sponsor the Brandon Aubrey Show, which may or may not happen tomorrow.

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little bit of Quinn in here this off season they hit the jackpot signing four-time MVP Aaron Rogers as their new starting quarterback here comes Quinn in shut out and Raj for coming to the hippo's out. He's just a goofy guy. Just the end laugh there. Shout out and Raj for coming to the hippo's out. Everything Quinn and Williams does is like a big guy does it. He laughs like a big guy.

He talks like a big guy. Very jovial. He's got big mouth. Like he's just funny. Now, he was there on the scene for one of the more famous scenes. from this series on the Jets, which was the Carcucci board. Solomon Thomas, who he is reunited with here in Dallas, along with his D-Line coach, Aaron Whitecotton,

Solomon Thomas is telling guys that they should go to a play. But some guys, he doesn't want to go because he's worried that they're going to be too loud, which is not something I could say. I got bad need. You all be amazed. Hard marks, y'all hit this. I want to go to Broadway, show. I want to eat a carcucci board.

So that laugh is Quinnard Williams when he says Carcucci puts all the D-Lineman. Wait, sure, I want to eat a carcucci board. Sharkoooooo, charkoole, charkoole, no, that's it. That's it. That's the old coach from the cowboy? Oh, shit. Nice and good.

Dyson gear, huh? Garrett. Yep. They just saw Garrett at practice And they're like, is that? Oh, shit. Wait, this is last year? Two years ago?

Yeah, he had just got done with the Giants. Jason Garrett? Yeah. Okay, so now he's a media guy? Yeah. Walking around. And they just happened to see him. I just thought I'd leave that in there.

About the play, I had the last episode, and they end up going to one. And it's, do you remember what it was? No. Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We just got done talking about that. Does it Michael Jackson play?

Yeah, it's like the evolution of his music in his skin. Okay, this is kind of, this is the, when we fully get to know Q, Q ball, Quinn, and Williams. He's miced up and very aware of it. You notice they always fight every year. Players fight. You know I like when the tight ends get on the D.N.'s ass. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

It may, maybe, I don't know why some people feel like they're entitled, do you know what I'm saying? I know, man. Some days just need a slap in the mouth, you know what I'm saying? I want to get a shout out to my wife. She's going to be out here today. I want to get a shout out of my newborn daughter. She'll be out here today too. Now he's just talking to the mic when he's on the side because he knows they're listening.

Shout out to Altamus Prime. I love Transformers. Uh, who I want to just shout out to my daddy. Shout out to my agent Nicole Lynn for helping me get paid. His Q rating may not be as high as some other interior defensive lineman. Congratulations. There was she here. I'll never see.

I'd be smiling. His baby. But there's a reason. Quinn and Williams just signed a $96 million contract. He's worth it. Good on. Nice. Good job.

95's leading the charge here. Oh, yeah. 95 is. That's the owner talking to Sala. You're leading it out. It's good to have your best guy go first. 100%. I don't know if Joe and I would not have advocated to pay him if he wasn't the type of person he is.

You know, he's a lot of money. It is and he's the right person to give it to. One of my coaches, he always told me money makes a person who they already is. So if you're a bad person, you're going to be a rich, bad person. If you're a good person, you're going to be a rich, good person. So I feel like I'm a good person. I feel like I'm a good athlete. And my main thing is not the money or different things like that, but leaving a legacy.

At my cue ball. Add a boy cue ball. The man they call cue ball has a habit of putting offenses behind the eight ball. Even his own. It was the Jets office. I'm fucking told you. Time out.

Time out. Time out. It's just like you see when Micah was at practice or Miles Garrett at practice, Because your offense can't run its plays because he's just effing everything up, every play. He's great. And as you can tell, is a fun-loving dude.

That sounds like Shottie is going to have a great dinner. Oh, my gosh, yeah. Just get the personality guys in here, and Shottie will definitely be. Yeah, I mean, he might be as funny as me. He's definitely going to say, like, I know what Q could do on the first. feel it's time to get him in there and see how good he is at shooting free throws oh my god this is

when they had a joint practice with the bucks and he's doing a little big guy humor here oh shit good fucking play good fucking play number 95 Quinn and Williams the man they call cue ball keeps racking up wins this is a solid racking up you fuck what do that's make come on now man told you man action loud in the words come on now coach I love that guy

my game is called me fat do you remember this what did he say? Mike Evans called me fat they have a joint practice at the box and he's really hung up on it my game is called me fat He called me fat, bro.

Like Evans. Bro, I lost weight this all season. I look fat. Now I'm self-conscious, bro. Yeah, I would say you're not skinny. Damn, bro. I would say you're not skinny. Thick?

But I'm fit? I think you fit for a non-skiny. You're fit for a non-skiny person. Do I look good to be 300 pounds? Okay, cool. You proportionate. Fuck you, John. He's a fun dude, man.

And I don't know how this is all going to work. He's not like a guy you worry about, like maybe with Pickens. He's just a guy who could be a leader, which it doesn't seem like they've really had. You know, Daron Blan makes a lot of money, but he's a guy who kind of is chill. Oversone seems like he could be that guy, but he's going to have to be on the field and not have drop foot like Jaylin. So, you know, you think about where they are If the guy's in his prime Doesn't mean he's going to be here for six, seven years

But if he's able to give him a few This is the best chance they're going to have Because it lines up with DAC too, right? Are you thinking five years from now You're still getting MVP contingent plan Or contingent plan from DAC? No way. You might, but no way.

I mean, it's still why the Mika thing is Yeah. A little confusing, but certainly had they signed Mika, they would have done nothing else. I know, which is ridiculous because this has been a need the whole time. Yeah, but they could have done it. They would have just said they can't because they're allocating all these resources to this part of the pie. And to be fair, Micah's number is insane. It came in a lot higher than I think all of us would have thought.

Yeah, but I'll bet you it wouldn't have come in that number had they done this the day they shook hands. And that should be said. even though his agent was like, no, we've got to talk to the agent now. Which is why, you know, I blame a lot of it on Micah himself for last fall, saying, I'll take a discount. I want to be a cowboy for life. And his agent got a hold of him and said, that's not going to happen. And then he went in and told Jerry, yeah, I don't need, I don't need to make top dollar.

Let's just get it somewhere around there. And again, when his agent called, he's like, no, that's silly that he said that stuff. Let's do it now. I bet if you could strip all the pride away that Mike would be like, yeah, I kind of wish I would have stuck around. That would have been a little. Well, yeah, no. Have you heard Michael Irvin talk about it and just talk about the sense that he's a, if you're a cowboy for life, I mean, look, if you make 100 or whatever he's making now, 50 million a year, 40 million a year. You're going to be fine.

But Michael Irvin even saying, you know, being a cowboy for life is a different kind of a thing. Because you are, I mean, he lives off of that. He doesn't pay for food, you know, a meal in Dallas for sure. Probably doesn't pay for ladies, whatever, drugs, or whatever he's still into. Yeah, it's, it feels like a very youthful move. generational gap move to be like, yeah, no, I don't, it's about me, I'm going to go. And then later on in life, you look back and think that, I don't know if that was the right call it all.

Yeah, I wonder. And now if he wins a couple of Super Bowls in Green Bay and the Cowboys continue along, the cowboy's way, then he might actually think that was the only way I was going to win is by leaving. Did you see the bit where supposedly there was a poison pill in the trade? I did. I did. So a little bit of, I don't know, shrewd business by the Cowboys that if the Packers elect to trade Parsons during the contract, if they trade them to an NFC East team, then Green Bay is a 28 first round pick. Yeah. You don't see that stuff in the NFL a lot. You see it in the NBA. I feel like the last time I heard about this is when the Packers traded Fav to the Jets. really i think there was something in there and you can't trade him like he ended up on minnesota in a year or two but it had something to do with you can't move them to like minnesota was kind of a stack

team at that time too and it was like boy if they just had a quarterback yeah and i mean it's and then when he went there they actually did it's obviously about the eagles because they'd already inquired but dan quinn's sitting over there with a pretty feisty roster in your division as well so you might as well just put the whole division on there. Do you think Minnesota? I don't know. I don't know. Because the Seahawks might be the best team in the league right now.

Right. They have to regret the darnold thing. It's just so tough because you just... But do they even... I would have really liked to see them sign Aaron Rogers this offseason because Aaron Rogers wanted to go there. because they're a pretty good team and they just

now does Aaron Rogers is he even as good as Sam Darnold today I don't know I'm done kind of making those like it against the Chargers like sweeping proclamations because you look I mean I know they lost last night but Aaron Rogers has looked pretty damn good this year

and just thinking back to the year that he got hurt when he was on the Jets if he doesn't get hurt But Quinn and Williams is probably not a cowboy right now. Because that team could have easily been a 10-win team with him at quarterback. And then he's a year off. Now he's got to recover for a year. And now he's good again?

That's crazy. So I don't know. Sam Donald, you know, they got smacked in the playoffs. They drafted a quarterback in the first round. It's a complicated thing, trying to figure out your quarterback spot in the NFL. Let's take a look at that Jets game real quick yesterday. Again, all the picks I didn't pick for my triple play were great. Like I wanted to pick the Jets, remember?

I do. I had to confirm that you didn't because I was proud of you for a minute. And then you picked the Browns? What are you doing? I didn't, you know. All baked? No, I just, listen, you guys know when I send my picks. I sent them Saturday morning.

I have a reminder. Why? I have a reminder. Jets beat the Browns. rounds 27 to 20. Let's see. The Jets had 170... How many yards total did their offense have?

They had less than 175 yards in offense. Since 1950... Oh, no. If you hold your opponent to 175 or less yards and don't turn the ball over. which the Browns did. You're 225 and zero. Oh, my God.

Making history. The Brown's the first team to lose. Justin Fields. No one else came in at quarterback. He played every snap at quarterback. He threw for 54 yards yesterday. Yeah, it's a tough watch. There are halves and have-nots in the NFL.

Cowboys very oddly in the middle. But, I mean, you saw it yesterday with those late games. Just teams getting bent over. Oh, yeah. Those are some other games that I should... You know, if there's one thing I did learn, like, it takes you a while to learn things. But I think it's just...

Don't... Don't bet on people as much as... How about betting? against, what am I doing betting against like a Drake May against Baker Mayfield? Obviously, I wanted to pick Baker and it's a fun bit for the show and all that kind of stuff. But that's so dangerous when a team that's been playing well and Drake May is like one of the top favorites to be MVP right now. That's unfair that the Patriots should all of a sudden have another great quarterback. I know.

And Vrable. Yeah. Oh, my God. Vrable was out there for the day. taken kind of related. Frabel could have been here. Yeah, in an alternate universe where that thing would be possible. But why not bet against Dylan Gabriel?

Might not bet against Marietta? Mariota? Why not bet against... Trevor Lawrence? I know Davis Mills ended up winning, but I... Dude, he sucks. Davis Mills or Trevor Lawrence? Trevor Lawrence.

No, he doesn't. He is bad. A month ago, everybody's back on the train. Baker has to be like, how does that guy just get the... We'll give you that second contract right away because you're Trevor Lawrence. Because he's way better. Liam Cohen's going to get a new quarterback. You're high.

No way, dude. You are high. All things equal. Trevor Lawrence is still, he's more athletic, he's got a better arm, he's just a better player. Yeah, but he's a doofus. He can't play quarterback. And Baker, who I have come around on big time, I mean, you see when he doesn't have guys who can stretch the field, like it was a tough day for Abuka when there's no

Godwin, no Evans, and that's not Baker's fault, but he's had a lot of weapons. Because Drake May didn't play that well. He was fine. But that's just a freaking thumper of a football team. Because of course they are. And what I was going to say is we got tantalized

with them having a massive bust at quarterback. Because, I mean, coming out of college, I was like, who, this guy's, it's just Daniel Jones part two. Drake May? Yeah. And he looked awful when he first saw him. you're like damn they get to see what it feels like you waited all day for this guy didn't you

now you have to suffer for the next five years and within 18 months he's an MVP candidate not fair is daniel jones daniel jones again um no i watched a good bit of that game and i'll tell you two things first of all the colts will go for a fourth and two on the opening drive like it's nothing like there's no waiting they're on the 25 or 30 maybe the 35 going in and it's just like we just run the play now he didn't get it and nobody freaked out like the announcers didn't seem to they do it a lot they had gone five for five the week before and they just hung around and made plays they got the ball back on that possession seven plays later i'm following the owners on twitter now you should like they like selfies at games

they get they get sent to my group chat which is carly hearsay themed so um that's which is carly hearsay themed exciting also uh sauce gardener just took a guy's number. What do you mean? Josh Downs was wearing number one, like last week. Was there a negotiation? They didn't say on the game that there was a negotiation, but Downs did say a good little friendly transaction.

Okay. Yeah. So they're not going to give you the number, but the dude shows up mid-season, and they're like, you have a different number now. I know you, yeah. I thought he had an interesting week because he got traded and he's like, oh, yeah, we're going to Berlin. That is weird, yeah, and they were like right out of the gate. They're like he'll travel with Drake London.

Like, he's just going to be, he's going to play every snap on their best receiver. Like, damn, okay. It's a fun team. Any other games you want to touch on? Let's take a look at what happened yesterday. No, we're holding off on call. Dude, the bears are for real. You know the bears have like a, I mean, I don't know if you want to say they're for real based on this stat.

Well, they were losing, though. Their offense, quarters one through three, is 18th in efficiency. And quarter four, seventh. They just, they have an ability to get things going. And their play caller is awesome. I love that guy. I love that it works, like, outside of the, you had Amman Ron, Jemir Gibbs, and all this. That's a fun team.

And you know what else they do? I heard one of the football, like, analytics shows, nerd shows I listened to, did a whole episode on this. But what a lot of these teams now are doing is they keep two tight ends and sometimes three tight ends on the field a lot. The Rams did that yesterday. The Rams go to 13, you know, one running back, three tight ends, an egregious amount.

And the other team doesn't know how to sub to match it. And then what they do is they throw out of it. And there's just always somebody. open, whether it's a big guy on a little or a big guy on a faster, tied in on a slower guy, and the bears do a lot of that too. You would think that when you spend a second round pick on a tight end to add to a guy that you're paying as a pretty decent piece to be a tight in, schoonmaker to Ferguson, you would see a lot more of that, but you don't.

Because to me, that's the answer to Dallas's third receiver problem is that they should be running too tight in more and stay balanced out of it. But anyways, Shottie's doing fine, just because he's not Ben Johnson. Mike McDaniel. Why not? Is not going to be the first coach fired or was not. And he might not be the next coach fired.

Like what's going on? Is it Miami every other week? I heard someone else talking about this. Like, could it be the first team that has, I think they've had a, point differential of at least 17 for four straight weeks, but they were on the bad side of it every other week. Like it's a blowout.

Either they blow out, Atlanta, they blow out now Buffalo, or they get just pasted. And it's going to be Mike McDaniel's last day. Lost to the Browns by 25, beat the Falcons by 24, lost to the Ravens by 22, beat the bills by 27. 27. Okay, not 17. 20. It was 17 when I last looked, but like yesterday. Yep, you're right.

Oh, bad. It doesn't matter. It's the Bills. They beat them 30 to 13. That's a destruction. That game was not close, ever. And the Bills just coming off, they just took care of Kansas City. Yeah. So how does that happen? Well, how does this work? Well, this is the reason why Dallas being where they are sucks so bad, because there's a lot of crazy shit that can and will happen.

for the final half of the season or the back half, but Dallas just might not be a attendee to the party at all. I was saying that going to Carolina, in theory that was like a must-win game for the Cowboys, but Carolina may be there a little bit better than we thought. Carolina at home yesterday lost to New Orleans. And New Orleans is not good. Dispenser Rattler experience.

Like you said, Seattle. Now they just destroy Arizona. Arizona, who, how many teams play the cowboys and then nationally, it's like, whoa, does this team have a little juice? Who knows? Look out for Arizona. They've, in fact, they've benched Kyler. They put them on the IR, but I think it's kind of a soft benching, they're saying. Yeah. That, what's his name? Jacoby Brissette. Yeah, Jacoby Brissette is going to be the starter. and who knows, the guy's making good decisions.

He's a veteran. He's finally coming into, they just get pasted. Also, I'm pretty sure the Broncos scored seven points the other night. The Broncos scored seven points. After I was sitting in the stand, 10-7, yeah. After sitting in the stands and hearing how they had figured it out. Because it's so difficult to play in, you know, I don't know if you kind of a division game on a Thursday is something weird.

The Rams appear to be great. Ram C-Hawks next week. Oh, wow, where? I don't know. But they haven't played yet, so they have two left for what might be the two best teams. Both with really weird paths to getting there. I like this enough. Stafford also climbing up the MVP.

It's his to lose now. Ranks. Detroit just killed. That's another one that I kind of called on Friday and then didn't bet on. But the Dan Campbell wanting to punish Washington for beating us in the play. last year while you have a bad backup quarterback and they did 44 to 22 they win that game and then last night wasn't much of an exciting game to be a part of the Chargers beating Pittsburgh so tonight big game tonight this is one where everybody's on Philadelphia

and it just feels like it feels like it feels like it'll be obvious later that Green Bay was going to accept this challenge. It's Green Bay at home. Heavyweights, I don't know. I don't really have a feel for it, other than what we said the other day, which is that Philadelphia can run the ball, obviously, and do it with aggression. And Green Bay is a little bit susceptible there. You can run it, Micah. You can run it, Micah. I'd love to have people running at him here rather than Jack Sandborn and Kenneth Murray. All right, let's I thought the

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I can give you this before a break. Trump was on the Washington broadcast because it's like Veterans Day weekend. Yeah. So what is Veterans Day always the 11th? See, I thought it was always a Monday, but it is the 11th. The Marine Corps birthday. What is that today? I thought that was today, the Marine Corps birthday.

It is. But then why is Veterans Day tomorrow? Veterans Day must always be the 11th. Like after? Anyway, he was there because it was the Veterans Day weekend. He was doing a thing at halftime where they swear in people or whatever. Anyway, so Kenny Albert. When I saw who was in the booth for the big man.

Who got grazed. He got Shane grazed. It nicked him. It nicked him. and Jonathan Vilma Velma Velma What don't they call the show Valma

And look The thing is that Trump is actually funny He's a funny guy It's also funny Just how whatever he talks about Like why are you here Well the veterans They were a mess

Like a year ago This was effed up But now they're back And we're like No matter what He's got to slip it in there Yeah. Anyway, because they later talked to stadium.

Now, he didn't mention they got to name the stadium after me, the new Washington Stadium, but that's been leaked this weekend as well, that he wants it named after him. Are you serious? Didn't you see that? No. I mean, I saw the initial, I saw the initial thing, which was him saying, like, yeah, I'll vote for it if you call him the Redskins again or all allow it, you know, if you change the name back. I don't know what voting for or allowing actually means regarding him. He might not be involved in that at all.

He might be heavily involved. I don't know. I just think it's all funny. They actually handed him some play-by-play, which was funny. But I thought this was really funny. So Jonathan Vilma is there. And he knows, you know, Tyson. He doesn't know Haseem Rachman.

He knows Tiger. Like, you know what I mean? He knows the big name. Look, much like, a lot of people a lot of people take even though he can have a billion dollars to his name he seems every manish

which might explain something so like if it were Lawrence Taylor he would know Lawrence Taylor but Jonathan Vilma doesn't know but it was amusing to me that Kenny Albert is like do you ever do this when oh Torrey Hunter once

was in studio and he had Matt Kemp who was a minor leaguer and so now you feel like I got a I got to direct some stuff towards So Tori Hunter would be talking and be like Oh yeah, but also with my buddy Matt here And then he directs you to talk to him And or if you're with your wife and somebody at work now

You're directing, okay, let me direct something to this person Always awkward Kenny Albert is like doing that Like hey, it's not just me here And you know look we had a couple of Super Bowls with the Giants The Jets have been having a little bit of a hard time Woody's a great guy he's a great friend of mine Easiest play on the board

That he's a huge Woody Johnson guy The most hated owner And they'll get it together Yeah Take it a little time Were you a Joe Namath Well I love Joe Namath

Yeah And he was a great talent He had that arm His legs weren't so good But his arm made up for it right That's all you need at quarterback When you talk about a quick release He had it

Yes he did By the way Mr. President Jonathan First round draft picked by the Jets Wow That's right Yep, and I got traded, and the rest is history. Wow, you're first-round pick-all. That is very uncomfortable.

That is, I call that, have you said hi to your aunt yet? Yeah. When you show up, hey, have you said hi to your aunt? You're right. Yeah, I'm like, I just did it. Hi, again. Gee, I know. I should have led it with Bounty Day.

It's pretty nice. That's pretty nice. I know it's good time. I know you spent a lot of time in South Florida. He was a national champion with the University of Miami. Like he's got to keep telling him like. Oh, my God. This is so uncomfortable.

This isn't just any guy next to me. That's right. That's right. And then he won a Super Bowl with the Wall and James. That's a good feeling, is it? And you... Now, he said he won a Super Bowl with the New Orleans Saints.

Does that trigger anything in the Rolodeck? That's a good feeling, this is not how? A great thing. And you really had a good quarterback, didn't you? He was okay. Drew Brees, he was okay. He was accurate and he knew how to win. Yeah, I mean, best team...

It was like throwing darts. Right? President Trump, the best team. teammate I had. It was literally like throwing guards. And you know the thing about somebody like Jubies, he threw a ball that you could catch. Yeah. It wasn't going 200 miles an hour that hits you in the face.

See, that's how you could have played tight end, right? I would have liked him as a quarterback. You definitely would have had like six, seven. Oh, okay, yeah. No way. I could have been, I would have liked him as a quarterback. You definitely would have had like six, seven touchdowns there? He puts it in your hands, right?

So do you do that for his kids? I hate it here America? I have, I can honestly tell you that never in my life have I uttered the phrase have some respect for the office. Like never, no matter what they're saying, I'm like, whatever. But this guy trying to force this elementary school joke in with the leader of the free world there.

And it's not like Trump gets it. If Trump got it, it would have been maybe kind of fun. Oh, my kids say that. Barons all the time. You know, kids are saying. But, like, he doesn't have any eyes. He's like, that's right. It's just so tryhard.

Is that a pick-me movement or a moment, Blake? I don't know, man. Or is that just as bad as saying six-seven? I just hate it. Embarrassing. I hope Kenny was disappointed in him. Kenny doesn't know what's going on. Jonathan, I'd like to talk to you about that bullshit earlier.

Don't know if you know, but he's the president. Do you think he knows that he's related to Marve, Albert? You think Trump knows. He has to. Kenny Albert's been doing New York stuff for forever. He's met Kenny Albert many times. Don't you think? I know he's around there, but he also just seems kind of like...

I know. Fifth tier. Yeah, but he does like what? Like the devils? He does like New York Ranger. Yeah, maybe something like that. I just feel like he's probably around the tri-state area enough to where Trump knows him. Keep in mind, dude.

Before Trump became president, he wasn't hanging out with A-List celebrities. He was hanging out with fifth-rate celebrities. Yeah. Yeah, the show, the TV show he had. Right. Apprentice, yeah. Yeah. All right, you guys, want to take a little break?

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You made it yourself. Sold out. Oh, is on their website? No, it's not on their website. Oh, it's not on their website. You just got your own banner. A bootleg shit banner. They're cool.

They're going to spread in the word. Yeah. Hey, they need to put it on their website. All right. You want to do your audio? Yes. So. A cough button for Blake.

Yeah, when he sit by the board. Look at this guy. Do you want one? Nope. Label it vape. I want us to feel like we're a bunch of people sitting around a bar talking sports. Do you cough at somebody? Do you cough into your elbow, perhaps?

Yeah. All right. Romo sucks. Oh, I agree. It was better when he was telling him. you what the offenses were going to run and all that kind of stuff, and he just kind of lost it over time. Had a little run yesterday.

Did he? Had a couple of good predictions, yeah. Even when he does that now, though, I'm so focused on his cartoon nature. I think he goes through waves of a producer told him this. A consultant told him this, and he's like, hey, be more madden. So he made more noises. Or whatever. You know, do more predictions.

It just, like, he just has these iterations of him. And I think now he's in a phase where he's been told that you need to make people understand football. Think about the guy sitting at home. I feel like he's, he now is broadcasting the way he looks. Like it looks a little fake. It looks a little plasticy. Like there's somebody, like you said, a consultant or somebody said, you should look like this. So let's give you a new hair and your face is going to look weird.

now and the same thing with his broadcast style it's not being him anymore but it started out it was him you always can notice this Blake during the Super Bowl whoever the color guy is and the play-by-play person that they've been told get a tan I don't well no no not just explaining the game can't just say like oh they're in big dime here to match right they have to explain way more so and like any you ever tell someone okay you need to start doing this more and then they do it to the nth degree and so well no use your better judgment somebody told him to when a replay comes on the screen you need to walk them through the replay and his thing now is telling you watch for this yeah he did this so many times during chief spills we had to put this together

and it'll be right here on the dumb zone the broncos and them but watch secure block right there at the point of attack what a systematic drive you're going to to watch Shrenkel's man-to-man make great job outside watch a retrace on the outside not only can they be explosive and we've seen but watch the blocking on the right side what an acquisition watch the inside move by bosa right here what does he think i'm doing the ball he could feel bosa coming down on him i was just listening watch bosa at the bottom of your screen right here but we do see him improvising as well tony right here at his best watch bolton he's gonna go guard But watch, Gilliam right here.

Just watch right when Kelsey comes out, Bishop comes flying back in. Watch his eyes. Just dialed in and, ugh. Had to leave that in there. I want you to watch. There's Kelsey right there. Now watch, go ahead and run this. And watch the hit at the end, Jim.

Just watch this. I'm going to pretend to go speed to power. But watch this. Here's Bosa. They're not going to block them. This is where Spags and Bolton are incredible. Watch them right here. Dude, that's a bad crutch.

It was bad enough to where Blake and I both noticed it and texted each other. Like, are you watching him doing watch this? Are you watching him watch? Yeah, he's a tough watch. That's it. Okay. It's time for what's back. What is back, folks?

Hooters. All right. Hooters is back. All right, all right, all right. It's always darkest before dawn, baby. We're back. Hooters is making a comeback. That's making a comeback.

their menu, changing the image that wants to find Hooters because the founders and original investors behind the very first Hooters restaurant have acquired Hooters of America during their bankruptcy restructuring. They got it back. The new group plans to return the chain, quote, to its roots as a local beach-themed hangout. The first ever Hooters was in Clearwater, Florida. I didn't know that either, but it makes sense, right, that that's what they were going for.

You wouldn't just break out that concept in Madison, Wisconsin. As part of this new era, original Hooter says the company will implement restaurant upgrades, equipment enhancements, and create a streamlined menu with, quote, higher quality ingredients, including they will transition from frozen to fresh wings. Okay. Now, let's just hope they don't mess with the fish sandwich. In fact, it says here, when you have something perfect, that people will order to go.

No, it actually says at the bottom of the press release that there are still somehow weirdos ordering takeout fish sandwiches, and we're going to continue to placate them. Now, don't know what this means. All server uniforms will return to the brand's original, quote, beachy vibe and heritage, the uniforms. So I know they, you know, the orange shorts and whatnot. It says here, the iconic orange shorts,

which have gradually become shorter over the years, will revert to their classic 1980s athletic style. Now, as I remember being a little kid at that time, that's the time of the tiny shorts right um no so what you're going to get with this is volleyball shorts but what they've been trending towards is like a wrestler panty like it the hooters thing now curves up like this okay and it also leaves some bottom ass so now it'll just go down more it'll just be circle or not circle straight across like volleyball shorts but the same tightness yes but you won't see the like now if you go in there

if a woman has it working right you're going to see the bottom half of their ass cheek okay it says here you will no longer see the bottom half of the ass cheek but realizing what our core values are we will not be eliminating the ability to see the cameltoe

as we have deemed that through market research an integral part of the hooter's core values oh it actually didn't say that here the iconic Yeah, let's see. Oh, in line with the shift of a little bit longer shorts,

the company is confirmed it will discontinue. Are you sitting down, Blake? Hooters will discontinue their weekly bikini nights. No. Well, what's the point? We're not just acquiring restaurants. We're taking back the Hooters' name. Oh, my God, I love this.

To show the world who we really are. says Hooters CEO, Neil Kiefer. He wants the company's vision is, quote, ensuring that Hooters remains a place where everyone feels welcome. Okay. I went there after a youth baseball game. That seems insane to me. With a bunch of the coaches.

Your dad? No, my stepdad, who was not a coach. But he was kind of like, oh, I'll do whatever these guys are doing, I guess. Boy. And we got our jersey sign. I could see if it was your dad. It wasn't. That's kind of on brand.

And then your mom could be really mad at your dad and that's on brand. Dude, I'm pretty sure my brother might have been there. And he was younger than me, obviously, three years. So, yeah, we were in there. But I never want to picture your mom being mad at your stepdad because she's probably like, oh, this guy. It's like Blake's brother's-in-law, right? This guy is not him. Well.

him he would take my kids to a hooters not the cop i married yeah did he did he hear it later yeah and i think he was probably like just going along because i don't know maybe a lot of you had like uh local pastors and uh business leaders as your youth football coaches but i didn't you know i had the type of guys who would take 10 year olds to hooters because that's where they went after our practices so why not bring us for the end of the year party the company also also plans to prioritize charity work and community events which have been a core part of Hooters

identity since its founding in 1983 quote we do programs like wings for children for education we sponsor first responder see this is great because I have often had a cynical look at some people in their

charity like let's say, do you remember Russ Martin? Remember his big charity? It was like widows of cops killed in duty. Well, now I can't be mad at those just terrible things that Russ Martin said. You know, it's a nice little force field over you. Hello. A lot of charity money to give away.

But here, this is a Hooters Force field if your wife is like, Why do you go there and give them money? That's just all exploiting women. Wings for children for education, first responders, Veterans Day, breast cancer programs with the V Foundation, the Moffat Cancer Center. That seems a little rude.

And Joe DiMaggio's Children's Hospital. So which one of those do you have a problem with? The breast cancer one. I just listed nine out of ten. You're upset of the scantily clad waitresses. What about the? children yeah oh look these women uh are actually fine and understand they can use these things for good why do you think breast cancer is bad i just feel like they're maybe flaunting a little bit

these women have suffered breast cancer then now you throw nines with that are well endowed in a little white t-shirt you think it's like an NFL player going to a cancer hospital and beating a kid Madden. Sure. Yeah. A brand strategist that they are working in. Oh, great.

Definitely a worthy job. Sign me up. Said the company's decision to revamp the brand image is smart and timely. Gen Z and Gen Alpha are showing a clear decline in sexual puriance.

Pureance. Yeah, like they put the R before the U for some reason, it still means purity. And as the, quote, dirty old man demographic ages out. Purient means like the opposite of pure, right? Purion, you're appealing to their prurient means. A decline in pruriance.

There you go. Excessive interest in sexual matters. Yeah. There's a decline in that. As the dirty old man demographic ages out. No. And I am feeling being sub-tweeted here. restaurant chains are going to have to compete on the strength of their food

and the quality of the overall experience. Oh, no. Younger consumers care about authenticity, inclusivity, and the dining experience itself. Focusing on food, service, and atmosphere will do far more for the brand than a reliance on outdated sexual gimmicks. I feel like they're kind of trying to have it both ways. Right, we're back, but... Because this is going to be back.

back back they're not saying it but it's just going to be they're not they're definitely not hiring dudes which they flirted with for a little while you know boy how piss would your little league baseball coach have been oh my god I can't hey it's Mike I'll be a it's not a world player now you pick early bird CBD early bird has T8 in it. That's why last night I enjoyed some early bird CBD. Helps take the edge off of a rough weekend when your wife decides not

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God damn it. I want to interrupt this news. Okay. With this. Can we interrupt the news? All right. Is this about the stars? No.

We didn't know this when the show started. Brian Daibold got fired. Damn. I mean, I say damn, just because it seems like he would have been fired a season and a half ago. That was, they're like, is it their fourth loss? When they had a double-digit lead in a game this year? let's see Mike Kafka

Number one I can't believe he was there at the beginning of the year is the GM still there because he's the guy that's got to go no he's still there all right

then just for a minute right well I don't know I mean they let him draft Jackson Dart so that's what I mean they let him trade sake one that well no they let him just walk

oh excuse me yeah I guess that was more his coal But he also is the one that locked up Daniel Jones He's the one that locked up Dable He's the one that did all this stuff And you're keeping him there But yeah, let's see Against the Cowboys, Broncos, and Bears

If you believe any of this crap They had All in the 95% range of winning Late in the fourth quarter And Dable lost all of them The odds of that happened happening three games like that in one year is one in 60,000. That might be a bullshit step, and I'm reading it off the internet.

I don't think it's bullshit, and I know that people are tired of win probability because they'll say, like, well, I've seen enough now, enough of them that were 1% the team won. But that's just how it works. There's thousands of other games that it's being compared to where it didn't happen, and those are not notable, right? So they don't stand out to you. Now, I also don't think it's his fault they were blowing him. games. I think the whole operation is a joke. But they're sleeping giant. They always have been.

They have been for a long time now because they've had a lot of good players. They've been a quarterback away. Now they might have a quarterback. And they got a pretty badass wide receiver that will be coming back next year. They got Cam Scadaboo, which was not the reason they acquired Quinn and Williams, but he's in the mix. with everyone else who runs over Dallas. Okay, so we're back to the news now. Okay, back to the news. This is a story that I probably wouldn't have done,

had Dan not added a little insight to it over the weekend. One of the guys who's running for Senate in Texas against John Cornyn is, of course, Ken Paxton. He's a Texas attorney general. And he's got all sorts of crazy stuff going on, you know, the escorts, the ubers, the countertops. He's got financial dealings that have been brought under scrutiny. But what he's doing now is he's taking a run at the Dallas Stars for anti-competitive business practices in youth hockey. Now, I don't know that we did this story a few months ago when U.S.

USA Today did it, but USA Today did a big, I don't know, it was expose. Plenty of people in the Stars organizations disagreed with some of the conclusions. But it's the idea that because the Stars have all the ice in the area, that they're able to dictate terms to people that are monopolistic. Like, they have something called stay-to-play tournaments where, yeah, we'll have the tournament. If you want to play in DFW, you're going to come play to Star-Stars. center but if you're going to play in this tournament you have to stay at one of our hotel partners uh you're not really going to get a reduced rate because i went down a reddit uh hockey parent reddit wormhole this weekend and it's crazy the level of stuff these places can get

away with because there's no ice so uh kin paxton is taking a run at them says that he'll be investigating and uh i kind of saw this story and was like oh man this guy's always hunting for a headline and that's when Dan was like this could easily be like who owns the Mavericks one of the biggest Republican donors in the country she makes a call to her buddy somebody Ken Paxton Republican in charge of the attorney general is like hey what do the stars have going on they got anything you know how I gave you 10 million last year huh what's going on what we're going to dig in there and that's not the craziest thing ever I was going to give you 10 more this year, but...

I've got this arena thing that's really a pain in my ass. I was going to write one more zero, but... These pesky... This team that's trying to screw with me and a little code owner. Getting a new stadium. So apparently USA Today did an investigation like this in Colorado a couple of months ago, and after that they had... And heck, even after the Stars thing, people with the Stars organization said,

yeah, we're going to review our policies and maybe change some of this. But in the case of Colorado, it was the Amateur Hockey Association's mismanagement of a charity 50-50 raffle. And as Dan and I were going through the story this weekend, it was just like, dude, this is all just youth sports. Like, it doesn't matter if it's happening with an NHL team. Somebody's mismanaging the money because amateurs are involved in it, right? and you can grift because it's sports saw a fun political story over the weekend um i've told you guys about this guy

uh who's running for probably state senate he will be the democratic challenger to the aforementioned kin paxton and uh oh this is not the nazi tatu guy no this guy's from texas he's a texas state rep and uh his name is james tallarico he's a preacher he's about i don't know 34 35 he did rogan a few months ago and kind of blew up a little bit because he's a he's a youth pastor looking guy real big dork real into jesus and without saying it pretty into democratic socialism Like his whole message is about the bankers, the 1% the billionaires. Like he's just spitting Bernie's message, but he is very devout.

And he also has an approach to Christianity that's a little more my speed. It's not as exclusionary and hellfire damnation and all that. He's big on faith. He studies at seminary. He's pretty active on social media too. That's part of the thing about being a progress. aggressive candidate, you're going to need a big coalition of people. You're going to need more than just your base.

So, I think it was Axios, the political website, went through his Twitter and his IG, and found all the only fans models that he follows and follows him. Oh, no. And some of them are just straight up escorts. Some of them are porn stars. Some of them are only fans models. and he follows them on Instagram, he follows them on Twitter. I don't know how many it is, but it's not none, and it's not a small number.

And, you know, this is like a big gotcha from Axios. And, you know, they publish this and then asked his campaign for comment, and they're like, yeah, they support the campaign, and he supports them. And here's the only time he's ever sent a direct message to anybody that you listed here. And it was a woman who's an only fan's account, maybe does a little porn, maybe an escort, and she had posted that she was at one of his rallies and, like, tagged him in it. And his message back was simply, thanks for the support. Might not even have been sent by him.

But they provided that to Axios. And in the world we live in today, a lot of people on the center left and left were like, fucking good. This guy's horny? need that like i need we need we don't need to all we don't need him to be just a giant baby like guy likes hot chicks okay welcome to the progressive party not everybody's gonna make you feel bad about having a dick so anyways it was positioned as a big gotcha but they kind of just said yeah we don't really have a big problem with this when you first started reading that it made

me think i've have you seen on the internet the bob ryan thing uh yes i did the boston globes bob ryan yeah he he yeah who is very old thinks that he's dm i think he thinks that he's dming uh thirst traps on twitter and uh reaching out saying hi and then he's not deleting him either he's and uh oh the first comment on this ones is around the horny. Nice. Very good. Yeah, the spokesperson for Tala Rico said that the campaign team will follow back accounts

with large audiences and they said, we don't check the backgrounds of those users. James didn't know how these women earn their living and he doesn't judge them for it and will not take part in efforts to shame them for clickbait efforts. All right. Like kind of invoking the story of like Christ and the prostitute, you know, like he's well, he's welcoming of all he's not judging oh no

Bob Brian says RIP Lenny Wilkins guess he died the basketball coach a coach of my youth led the dynasty Cleveland Cavaliers who were

like always really good but there was Jordan yeah big news for Blake Charles Entertainment cheese is opening a a new indoor playground concept called Adventure World.

Where? Arlington. Of course. I should have guessed. It's only going to be Arlington. The Colony or Frisco. That's right. The new Universal Studios.

I know you want Rallette to be the new, you thought that resort. Space it out. That resort was going to be built. Not everything has to be in the same three cities. I know you like Garland. Garland's got a lot of room. And a big hat. And the biggest cowboy hat in the world.

right across the street from Roach's Feeding Seed. This is $20 a day for an all-day pass. It's like a three-level, it sounds like a discovery zone. That's how they get me. A multi-level climbing thing, but $100,000 get you in a little season pass. That's how they get me. Yeah. We couldn't be more excited to open the very first Chucky Cheese adventure world right here in Arlington,

the entertainment capital of Texas. Somehow, you know how you're mad he took South Park from you? Yeah. like Blake did as my resident expert. Didn't he take this from you, too? Well, Chuck E. Cheese used to be your lane. For different reasons. Different reasons.

I used to eat Chuckie Cheese as an adult. I lived by one when I lived by Grapevine Mills, and I would... Right. You would actually order pizza from there, which I think it's better to order a to go from Hooters than to go from Chucky Cheese. It's equally judgy. worthy of being judged. Yeah, you know.

Well, just name all the fish sandwiches you can get out in the world and then rank hooters. Now name all the pizzas. There's a pizza place on every corner. Yeah. And I'll name you five of them that are better than Chuck E. I thought you were saying it was similar because both restaurants are places where you'd go to get all horned up. Hell yeah, bro. Eating it outside of that context is kind of gross.

There are restraining order. Somebody is not allowed within 500 yards of one of those restaurants, right? No doubt. Every Hooters and every Chucky Cheese. No doubt. I'm about to be squarely back in that era, though, because my wife is about to go back to work in about a month, and I'll have Brooks and a ball and a baby.

So I'll be dying for anything to kill some time on weekends. So I may be back at Chucky Cheese a lot. I may be visiting this adventure park. Boy, taking two kids around now. I just, it's going to suck. Go take them, like, to the dog park, and then you'll run into some single moms. It would be great.

Oh, look how much you care about your kids. We're getting by after the accident. We're happy. The younger one's not taking it so well. He could use a little. Another North Texas teacher facing criminal charges for allegations of sexual misconduct. This one, a teacher at Mesquite,

ISD, I think a Mesquite Academy, which is like an alternative learning thing. That's just terrible. What was his name? Yeah. Is it a hit? It was a hit. Oh, well, then it is terrible. Yeah.

I don't know if this is just, again, it feels like these things are happening in bunches, because we've had like six of them in the last week and a half, all tipped off by Salina. How'd they do Friday night? Are they going to the playoffs? They're undefeated. So. But we got numbers in for redistricting, and it seems like they're coming up to the Beast Feast next year. Okay.

See how 5A treats them. Before, so they got reclassified before everybody decided to relocate their family. What with the count of the pedophile on the loose? That'll be the next redistricting. Texas DPS released a list today. of the top 10 most stolen vehicles in Texas this year. Chevy Tahoe. Chevy Tahoe does rank, but it's 10th.

The Silverado is number one. And I will tell you, you just said Honda Accord. You guys don't give, you'd never include this part of the story of my car that was stolen. This isn't the one you lost track of? It's the same car. All right. It's possible it was just towed. but

you know I would have thought they would have let me know before the letter that they sent me six months later that was like

we found your car it's been chopped it's if you have the lien call us and I didn't the accord is not on here Kia

Kia Optima's number seven wasn't there a TikTok challenge to steal a Kia with your phone you can like steal a Kia with an app yeah

but I don't know maybe this is just the most popular vehicles on the road. But the Chevy Silverado is one, the GMC, Sierra is two. Ford F-150 and F-250 coming in. Truck, truck, truck. Number four, number five.

Yeah, the Dodge 1500s on here. Huh. The Chevy Tahoe. Do Teslas get stolen? Because I know, or cyber trucks, like when we're in the, there's no way, right? James Crowley's cyber truck. It's got cameras all over it, and you can always access the cameras.

Yeah, it says that they get stolen way less often, a quick Google search. So it does get stolen occasionally? Yeah, but... Yeah, there's... It's called Century Mode? Most of... Century. Yeah.

Most of these cars, now, though, you can track them anyway. Like, you know, had a vehicle from Grapevine Ford for many years, and Jay would hit me up if they'd sell the vehicle like they'd give me a loaner and he'd be like oh I can see it's at DFW right now where are you at

I'm in Cleveland now he's like all right when you get back we got someone who's interested in that vehicle can you bring it over like he knows where it is anyway but that's there's no way

they know where my car is right someone might I know that like because I can track my car on my Ford app but I'm saying well Jay had The guys at Greyfine Ford, it was their car.

It was their car that they owned. I doubt that they, but I don't know. But I'm saying, though, that you can. Yeah. So if somebody stole your car, you'd at least, like, if this, your age Jake now had this quote, oh, it got stolen. I mean, I. Can you tell where you parked it based on that? Yeah.

Okay. and everything, which is come in handy, both pre and, like, yeah, there were times where I had left my car somewhere to go back and get it the next morning, and I'm like, whoa, yeah, how do I even begin to know? And then I remember it's on the phone. Okay, that's good. Like, so I guess it's not just, how do you, how do you do that? How? Leave your car, because I used to drink and then I didn't like to drive, so I would. How do you not remember where you left it? You have to give him that. It's not so much. That's a very responsible, dirty, It is not know where you left it, but also, like, it's more like it would be, if you're in Dallas or four, like, there would be times where I'm like, I don't remember what parking garage, because they all, there's five of them right there in downtown, and I'm like, I don't know.

Give them this one. Give them some grace. Fuck you. What was the last one I wanted to do here? It's probably something gay. Jeez, dude. Hey, I'm just kidding, man. you do your thing um i know i had one more on here

oh yeah what with dan being really stoked on the dart lately we had our third shooting in 10 days on dart yesterday at 11 a.m whoa during the week no it was yesterday oh i'm sorry um third dallas they were all in dallas um i guess i'd miss this story

when it initially happened and now it's uh notable because there's been three of them but on october 5th a man wearing a jason hockey mask fired nine shots into a dart train at the pearl and arts district stop dang arrest was made in that one no arrest was made in this one okay it was friday actually blake but it was in the morning it was 11 a.m. are you worried about your homeless guy uh no i'm worried about me how is angela i'm on the dart train at 11 yeah we haven't had an update in a hot minute he's already out of money for the month for november yeah how far did he make it into october i'd have to look but not october 31st but no but i got mad at him this morning because i see when his transactions are declined and yesterday he tried to run it for a dollar 32 at 711

declined, and this morning he tried it at McDonald's for $4.39. Like, if it didn't work for a dollar yesterday, it's not going to work for $4 today. Shoot or shoot. So, yeah, he's got a long time left. Are you answering his texts?

He'll text me to ask how much money's on the card. But I've stopped answering his phone calls. He just calls. Phone calls. He'll call. Does he call more than William Pace? That's all's me? I think so.

Yeah. Let's just compare sobs stories off the year. Angelo and I have shorter phone calls than you and William Pace. Hell. They had shorter phone calls trying to get that freaking Palestine situation sorted out. Yeah, my guy just wants nuggets. I watched a Fox 4 story on this. I'm now a Fox 4 and NBC 5 guy because I was a Fox 4 and WFA guy,

and now I no longer have WFAA. I can't watch 10 o'clock news. I didn't know that. That's off, too? Yeah. That's with ESPN? It's all ABC Disney programming.

Have people been tweeting Delkus about that? Oh, there's no doubt. Follow up on that for me. Okay, I will. Yeah, that's a good idea. But in the Fox 4 story, they go down, I've seen this on a couple, at least one of the other shootings. They go down to the tracks.

to do the, well, these people weren't here when there was a shooting, but they ride dart a lot. Hold on one second. And so they find people, and all of them are just like, don't write it at night and keep your head on a swivel. Like nobody's like expecting it to change. Nobody at all has like a, boy, something you should do something about this. They're all like, yeah, I try not to look at my phone too long.

Try to keep kind of aware of where I am. What do you got, Blake? Now, would the fact if they actually charge money to get on the dart with this help? Weed it, weed the garden a little bit. All right, we'll end with you, Blake. He's, uh, his reply, he doesn't really go back and forth of people. But he did quote tweet, quote, tweet one person. He's just talking about the, it's about to get warmer.

And sooner, mom says, geez, we were told that November would be drier and warmer than normal. That aged well. He goes, really, you realize two days with cooler than normal temps don't mean the entire month will be cooler than normal? Three question marks. What a life. I mean, it just doesn't seem happy, you know, but I don't know. I used to say that about Bob, but if you're just having fun, then fine, I guess.

Like Jay Jerry are at Kanye Roso will go back and forth with people on Yelp or Twitter or whatever. there's every complaint about Kanye Rosso. I don't know why it feels more normal for a business owner to do that than the news, but... Yeah, I guess. He actually has a...

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I did. Oh, okay, then we don't have to say it again. Rewind it. I do want to do some viewer mail birthdays, and I'm trying to see if anything rolled in during the program, which will happen from time to time, Jake. And it looks like. It has.

So let's get into it. Dear Sexomatic Danomack, please with my son Casey Hunter, a happy 43rd birthday. Jake is his leader. Thank you, pal. Please play the Blake poop song for his enjoyment. I'm just reading this now.

Do you know that? his dad, Lee. You can find it. Lee Hunter. Maybe, I don't know. Maybe his son changed his name when he got married. Do dudes ever do that? I'm sure it's happened.

Steve Hitler, it's like, please, just let me have your name. I don't care what it is. Wasn't one of the guy movies? It might have been Hot Tub Time Machine. Jennifer Mussolini. One of the guy movies, the black guy changed his name to his wife's name, and there was a big deal about it. It wasn't the Ed Helms?

Because he was the cucked one, right? Just did whatever his wife said. That's Hangover. Is that also a hot tub time machine? Oh, you're right. Sorry. My bad. No, no.

It's a lot of same movie. I was thinking of other great buddy movie. Dear Uncle Hotmail. Blake, Blake. Blake poop. What the hell? Flake, Blake, poop, poop, poop. He'll just probably get his flag.

Blake, Blake, Blake. I found it on YouTube. Dear Unk Hotmail, please wish Chris Andre, happy birthday. His leaders are passenger princess Amelia Earhart. Brett Hulls, We Went, Blues Speech, and Run the Ball Guys, Jeremy Lynn, Asian Hornet joke. Thank you. B.L. Brett Lieber, texting me last night. sure you're asleep, but I keep the hours of the former you. If possible, please give

meat a birthday shoutout as Monday is his. How's meat been? You talked to him lately? Any fantasy trades? I haven't talked to him with words, but yes, meat is always hot on the fantasy group text. And everybody in the group. Now, these I'm in this league with guys who grew up together. These guys have all known each other since they were, like, in first grade. And then there's, like, me. Should I offer a happy birthday to meet? No.

Because every... We have, like, 15 people in this text thread. And 14 people have... Or 13 have wished me to happy birthday. And I have not. Like, they just jump on it. Like, I got to also wish me. meat to happy birthday. No, I don't think you do.

He's meat. Now, I love a guy named me. I do need you to, at least the second time that Blake asks us, can you give me an order for these guys on Monday? I need you to do it. I swear to God he didn't send me the second notice.

And here's a generational gap. Like he didn't do the emphasize to me. He didn't emphasize. He didn't say, hey, what's up with this? But he emphasized his own request. And I thought, Ah, but I didn't know if that was going to land for you. But you didn't reply to him. No, I think I sighed to reply.

No, yeah, I did. I replied right then. It said, I don't need food for me. Yep. Damn. Case crumbled. We handled it, though. You did.

Why are he yelled at me? I ate. But he took one follow up to him and then two follows to you. Because you're not a super great reply to textor. I'm not. As a guy who's not a texter, that's the world I would like to live in. But sometimes there just has to be a reply. I'm asking you about food.

You should reply to that. You're right, and I stand corrected. You guys are the best. It was great food, wasn't it not? You guys do everything right perfectly all the time. Do you enjoy your shrimp? Easy wife. You like that shrimp?

Dear ambassador of peace, P-I-E-C-E-C-E-E-C-E. In the Middle Creece. Please wish my good friend Daniel Lord a happy birthday. He's a man. Lordy, Lord. He's a man plus one Been subscriber since day 33 His leaders are Greg Ostertag

Brian Cardinal And Dan and Jake being surprised That D-Fers with $960 In disposable income for remotes Also have nice houses And a garage Kick-ass shop Heated garage

Mini-split And Blake's lack of interest in everything All the Asian food you want delicacies from around the globe. Oh, search, happy birthday, William Pace. For his birthday, please allow him to be serenaded by William Pace. Thanks from Andy Reed, not the fat one in Kansas City. Hey.

And I have one more, it looks like, from Jonathan. I said you one. Where'd you send it, which email? Whatever one probably was wrong. All right, November 10th is my Chris Grunkowski with the Cowboys' Birthday's birthday. Tried to get the wife to send in a shout-out. She said that sounded too gay to be a real thing. My leader is Jake thinking airline pilots make about the same as the board ops at the ticket.

What? More business Wednesday interviews. More what is back. More why is Hillary lost. More Haralabob. Less Cowboys. from Jonathan Leach Yeah, I feel like I thought

that I'd heard they make This is way more than I thought I thought they made like 60 to 90 grand Huh? Not even close? Yeah, it says It's saying here like 200 And also I hope that guy didn't think

that board ops make 60 grand How many years? Three and you'd still be Yeah, my three years. You want this now? Sure. Birthday to you. Happy birthday.

Will Henderson turns 39 tomorrow. There you go. He had those phenomenal Mavs tickets that he gave Jake and Blake. And countless other homies. Good times in those seats over the years, but after 12 seasons, he did what had to be done and did not renew. That's what I want to hear. don't renew

even if they try to pull the wool over your eyes and fire Nico that's not like oh okay oh cool that's a start nope he had a chance to get back in

after they won the lottery pick he said hell no he's out as long as you know who is there my son's name is Nico and I love that boy so freaking much it pains me every time I hear the name dragged through the mud

Ouch anyway tell will happy birthday from the fellas would like to hear grooves under the bridge. And apparently these guys were in the den at one point. This is a den pre-reep mini-Rennie. It was the group with the guy who had to apologize and quit drinking after Texas OU. Wait, is Jake wasted there?

No, I'm back. back jake sometimes i feel like i don't have a part sometimes i feel like my only this city i live in city of me all right

also by the way that email came from grady his son's name is nico his son's middle name is lucca well you're going to go by your middle name now son by the way i just want to say i'm not a musical But as a guy who worked my way around a git fiddle a time or two, that's one of the hardest songs you could try to play by yourself and singover. And to do it with a guitar that's out of tune inebriated is a suicide mission. That was never going to go well.

Do you know why we stuck to Blink 182 and Green Day? You can play it. Waste it. You couldn't, you could not recreate that if you hired John Fershanti from the Chili Peppers. He couldn't do it. Community Mechanical Presents on this day in history. Did you want to join us for this? Hell yeah.

Sometimes we throw, hand him that mic, can you? Is it plugged in? Yeah, there you go. I don't think it's just sitting there. Just hand it over. Okay. We're here at the CW. That's right.

CW is garage. Do you enjoy the fact that there was a TV network named after you? Yeah, I did for the first few years, but it's kind of, it's still fun. If you knew Shottie, he'd call you C-dub. And then he'd ask why he calls me. Because his initials are C-W. Dan and Clayton at least got to witness. Like from State Farm?

Live in Denver. And I was like, you guys see? Huh? Then you kick the guy's ass. And she goes, you get that a lot. I'm like, nope, just you, ma'am. Jake's a pretty common name. You would think it's like the most common white name for about a decade running.

Biblical, right? Indeed. David. So it's Monday, November 10th. Says here on this date in 1775, the U.S. Marine Corps. was born. Is that true? Is this the birthday? Shout out Joe.

Shout out Joe. Roof Snow Joe, right? For sure. On this day in 2012, Johnny Mansell. Oh, man. And A&M beat number one Alabama in Alabama.

What a day. Unfreaking believable. Manzell would go on to become the first freshman to win the Heisman trophy. He went 24 for 31, 253 yards in the air. He also ran for 92 yards. What a time.

Big Swope came up in that game. That was big for them too because they had just moved to the SEC, right? Yeah. So it was like, you don't belong there. And then all of a sudden this happens. How much money did they make during that a little.

I'm not saying it doesn't get to where it is eventually without him, but I might be saying that because they're not building that stadium without him. They're not paying a coach 50 mil to walk away without him. He's a different level player. Where's he now on the PJ Tour? I don't think he's cracked the tour yet, but he will talk some shit on Twitter, and I love it. And didn't you see him smoking a cigarette?

I did. Yeah. I was a little behind the pack, but he was just chilling in Whitefish, Montana. Smoking a cigarette outside the bar. Five o'clock in the afternoon. I brought some cigarettes just so we could smoke one. Me and David don't smoke. A Monday cigarette? I don't know, dude. That's aggressive. You didn't eat the food. You won't smoke a cigarette. I don't even know what to do it is. Now I'll have to smoke. Not pure pressure. No peer pressure at all. It's like an ad, like a PSA.

It just feels like Manzell or any quarterback. Like, you know what, Mac Jones thought he was going to be this NFL starter for years and sign a $15 million? Guess what? He's got the second, maybe even a better job than $50 million a year. He can end up making $20 million a year as a backup for 15 years. Like if you're a good... It's a bad take. What do you mean?

I mean, there was... Johnny Manzell, there's no world. where he was going to learn the playbook and carry a clipboard. Probably because he never learned the playbook ever. No. Like in college he didn't know the playbook. No. I mean, he was drinking during games his last year and in College Station.

I don't think he was prepping for the backup life. I know, but it's just such a, it's a glorious gig. Is there anyone who's done it who's not a massive dweeb? Like when you think of, like, guys who you're like, oh, okay, you could have an Andy Dalton. I mean, I guess Chase Daniel is not, I'm not saying he's Swagger City, but not a lot of cool guys being backup. You need the McCowns, right? You need Cooper Rush. Percette.

He's kind of a dork. Yep. On this day in 2017, after facing allegations of sexual misconduct, Louis C.K. said the harassment claims by five women that were detailed in the New York Times report were true, and he expressed remorse for using his influence irresponsibly he would invite people back to his room like a couple of female comedians or whatever and then just be like do you guys mind if i pull out my hog and then they would like because they're it's louis k and they're below him on the pecking order kind of like agree and then he'd pull out his hog i'm not he must have a hog right because like i'm not doing that

I just worried that they're all going to think it's part of my comedy set and they're laughing at me. That's a good point. He probably has something to be proud of, for sure. You've got to give them that. Maybe I'm just not as advanced as Lewis C.K., but I don't, like, it's very hard for me to imagine, like, Insta jackoff. Like, it's not a sexual moment, really you're building up to, like, they're clothes. He's been building up and they don't know it. Okay, that's probably what it is.

They just weren't involved in it. That's probably what it. Why don't you come up here for the? Right. And he's getting excited knowing he wants to see the look on her face when he does pull it out. That makes sense. I just don't know that I'm like an instant oats guy where. It could be the opposite of it's so average that he's like, they're not going to be scared by it.

Right. And they won't laugh because it's not small. It's just average. And they'll be like, that's a normal penis. Yeah. If it was super big, you would have heard, like, one of the ladies would have mentioned that, I think. Right. Yeah.

Or super small. you're probably right instead they just complained about it yeah it's louis c k on this day in 23 uh this the Columbia the the country began a campaign to sterilize

their invasive hippos the escaped expats of drug cartel head Pablo Escobar and November 10th in dumb zone history on this day in 22 you all met Nancy and Joy at the Parker County Ice House.

A glorious day. Who do we lose? Oh, I don't know. Oh, I thought the older one might have found the other pasture. Oh, that's sad. She was great. She was like 95 and very fiery. Down in beers at 1230?

She called the hogs. Everything's cool. And then on this day in 2020 is when we found out Tom Emrick and Coppell joined us and told us about how Jim Nance had a certain style he liked his toast, which is slightly burnt, which he calls Nantz style. Learning about Nance style was big for the development of this whole thing. Other birthdays today, Mike McCarthy is 62. In the barn. Yeah, this is probably what the barn is like.

This is like the McCarthy barn. Now that he's not the coach here anymore, can we just focus on how hot his daughters are? Are they really? Yeah. They both just Less Miles of 72. What happened to him? Michael Choice is 36.

It's my everything. It's my nothing. Were you there? Did you book Michael Choice? Oh, I'm thinking of Cheshard Choice. Yeah. I was in the booth at, yeah. In the running for worst interview ever, right?

Top five? Just, I wish, I don't know if people would find it. interesting, but I wish people could get the inside view on, you're just like, you're just at John, um, John Blake's whims. And he's like, I'm going to get you guys, uh, let's see, it'll be Michael Young, Elvis Andrews, Cliff Lee will stop by. Just, just be patient. He's like, looking at your watch hours. And he's like, man, we don't have anybody up here. And then in the last segments of the best I can do is Michael Choice. You're like, what? I always gave it.

Bob. Have you heard of Michael Choice? Now you've got to sell Michael Choice. Up and comer, he's from here. I know we had Elvis lined up, but this is going to be better. He went to UTA. And why don't we just get in front of the new guys, like the guys who are going to be the next up? I've always loved, like, the guys with the Cowboys or Stars that have helped us out. Like, we'll kind of do a little recon and be like, this guy's got a personality.

He's doing that. Oh, you don't want such and such. They want it to work. They would net. The Stars guys would never have given us Michael Choice. He was a mute. Kenny Rogers is 61. What's one?

The Ranger. He threw a guy down, a camera guy down one time. Yeah, he was angry on steroids. Jack Clark is 70. Who? Baseball player. Okay. You know what?

I think when I wrote this, I thought it was Will Clark. Jack Clark is not Will Clark. But he's a baseball player. Linda Cohn is 66 Yeah Big fan Peach Fuzz face No

Susie Colber's peach fuzz Linda Cone is great She kind of found a late in life sexuality it seemed And started flaunting it a little bit more Zach Ertz is 35 Kendrick Perkins is 41 McKenzie Phillips is 66

She's an actress Her dad was in The Mamas and the Pappas and it says here, her dad may have raped her. Is this man to be? Back to you. No, I don't know. McKenzie Phillips.

Look her up. See if there's anything about dad and did I just make all that up. Vanessa Angel is 59. She was in Kingpin and Weird Science. I like that movie. Kingpin? She's in the Dragon. I'll keep getting Monson from.

Tracy Morgan is 57. Not funny. Has been funny in doses. Ellen Pompeo is 56. What do I know who she? She's got Beasting Face from old school and also Gray's Anatomy. Oh. She was on that for like 20 years.

Yeah. I don't mind her. Comedian Orney Adams is 55. He was the other comedian in a documentary called Jerry Seinfeld comedian. And he was kind of an example of a guy who's just been grinding along for years and never can make it. And yeah, he's a weird dude. If it's why he didn't make it. Warren G is 55.

Regulate. West Coast. Kiernan Shipka is 26. Who's Warren G related to? Warren G. Harding. Kenny G. Kiernan Shipka is 26. She's Sally Draper and Mad Men.

The little kid. William Hung is 42. From American Idol? Damn, bring that beat back. She bangs was the song? That's so great. Brooks has gotten really into the song and the music video of what does the Fox say?

Ooh. And... Down moment. Why? That song is... I mean, it's just so annoying. But I was just trying to think of just moments you just had to be there for. Cultural, yeah.

How did this happen? I mean, obviously, Gondam style is the first one that comes to mind for me. Yeah. The song was so big. That's one of my favorite parodies I've ever written. Come to do tickets style. Oh, yeah. You'd crush that.

You got to make it rhyme and actually do the thing of the song, in my opinion. The Harlem Shake. Yeah, and all I think about when I think about the Harlem Shake now is blippy pooping on that guy. Look it up. Okay, so Dumb's on birthday of the day, quite a battle. So you know it's quite a battle if the runner up is Walt Gagans, 54. Wow. Eaton ain't cheat.

How could he be runner-up to anyone? Dude, speaking of taking a picture with Johnny, I don't know if we've fully explained to you or, like, if you understand how much Walt Guggins used to hang out at the Barley House. And I don't know why. I think he had maybe a place here. His wife was he? I don't know.

But he would just be there. He was there on St. Patrick's Day one year. He was there and he was just hanging out. Go get a picture with him, and he's all crazy-looking Walt Guggins. He was a great dude. I met him a few cool. few times. Did he ever show up as Venus? Venus? What's that from? Son's of anarchy. Oh, the, uh... Oh, okay, yeah. That was a wild character.

Uh, but so if he's runner up, what could be birthday today? What if it was 69 years old, and the number 69 doesn't have anything to do with the reason he is birthday of its own resume. What is it? Sinbad. Oh, damn. Really one of, one of the tent poles that held us up early in the no doubt in the early days of Dumb Zones

star of the genie movie that definitely existed yeah I remember that yeah me too we all do I think I had the fucking

clothes oh I saw a good one the other day in effect yeah born in this day now dead I got one for each

of you two for Jake I give big pun I didn't want to be a player no more for uh blake i give you born in the stay now dead brittany murphy oh man mark that beth huge bummer

huge bummer when i years later found out that she was dead instead of terror reed i was crushed kind of thought they took the wrong one they did how does she die drug yeah Hmm She was with No she wasn't Didn't what she loved No

No that was She's a course from 8 Mile Mm-hmm Dead on the stay still dead John Allen Muhammad Executed I think she died D.C. Sniper

Brought on by drugs or something Is there There may be some Some controversy around her death The D.C. Yeah they were like giving her Too much of drugs And that's what happened

On this day in history dude yeah there's a weird one but so her like boyfriend was found dead in the same apartment like a few months later from mold oh like they had a Hollywood Hills old house and it had mold so people thought like it might have been contributing to her issues I've been concerned about that dude I mean because you know machine had to move out of his house for like two years because of But I sold it and bought a new house. Like it was black mold?

Yeah. So it's not just regular, because remember the fridge I had that died and now I have just this old fridge? I opened it the other day and it's like, ooh, stinks and it's all moldy in there. So I'm like, wait. So I closed it up and I'm like, is that breath that I just took? Did I just ingest cancer? Is there cancer now flowing through my nostrils? Yeah, you lost a year of your life.

You maybe do financial compensation. Oh, okay. C-14 or 817 all threes. But we'll say closing remarks brought to us by the place we are not, because we are not at our Game Day Men's Health studio. But if you want to go check out Game Day Men's Health, please do it with our special website, gameday.dumzone.com.

And then they'll be like, hey, cool. This dumb zone advertising is working. And really, that's what we want. So, C-dub. sister missed like all of her freshman year because she was allergic to mold and the high school was so old and shitty that like she would it would get her sick just being there really yeah rockwall high school before they built the new one it was where the freshman center is now all this your sister couldn't yeah mm-hmm more like mold wall where is the sister why didn't she here she worked for hooters in her in her yeah yeah which always cracked us up because y'all would talk about my dad would always always but I'd just go there for the wing. Sure, Dad. Like, even years after she left, he would still go to Hooters.

Well, now you can tell them that they're going to be fresh and not frozen. Yeah, yeah. So what a wind in his sails. Yeah. Yeah. He was definitely who they were. Now, he wouldn't go there while his daughter worked there, did he? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh. Come on, dude. He got free food. Yeah, I mean, at some point. But I could do that. You're just going to have to look past it. He could play with all of her friends that were way too young.

Yeah, he's got an end now. This is like $1. 20 fucking years ago. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so you guys are like, well, what's good, gone on, dad? Well, I was holding up to buy beer almost at that point, so. All right. Yeah, I got it.

And my dad didn't even drink beer. That's the worst. Yeah, yeah, that was the craziest part. He never drank beer, but he would go to, she worked at Hooters, and then she worked at, like, this bar, Hanks and McKinney. He's just keeping an eye on her. Right? He just posting an eye on her friends, because they all, like, left,

like, four of them left Hooters and went to Hank's, like, at the same time. He just kind of made the transition with them. Are these guys telling us they got a hot sister? Just in as many ways as they can. God, how much more do you can say? If you thought I was intrigued two minutes ago. Well, let me see if I can find her on Facebook real quick.

We did have pretty sisters and it was hard growing up that way. Like your buddies? Always. I got fucking beat up one time because I wouldn't hook a dude up with my sister. Yeah. By a guy that was like twice my size. Everybody's twice my size because I'm fucking tiny. Yeah. I mean, my best friend to this day, we kind of work in the same industry, so we'll end up at the same, like, trade shows. This jackass will be like, have I ever told you about David Todd's sister?

Yeah. And I'm like, thanks, Prick. That's a curse. Yes. It is. Yes. It really is a curse. I remember last week, y'all were talking about intercoms, right, in Dionne Sanders' house. I used to be a home theater, AV technician, and I worked in Dion's house when I was in Salina with the Copper Root. The intercom did not work. Of course. I worked for the AV company that probably was supposed to make it work. They never do. And another thing, Sean Payton's ex-wife was super nice. I worked in his house when he lived in like trophy club or whatever.

Yeah. And she like made us lunch one day. Wow. Yeah. We were, you know, just putting new speakers in the house or some shit. But she's like, are you hungry? I'm like, yeah. That is a while.

God damn, my wife wouldn't make me lunch. And he left her for a beauty pageant winner. She was a pretty lady. too, so I don't understand. There was some other turmoil, I'm guessing. She got old. You know, things are, relationships can be difficult, guys. They can't.

They really can. Speaking of that, is your sister single? No. She's actually married to one of my coworkers. I hooked her up with one of my coworkers. You don't want that. That cup is from his 40th birthday. Philip Fest.

These guys love the party. They love 40th birthdays. Yeah. I've got like two and, a half more years it's probably going to be just a hey happy birthday until you're 40th yeah i'm the youngest so everybody's going to be over it by then when i turn 40 like hey good happy 40 well they're going to have a lot of decorations saved up all these uh 40 signs thanks okay do we just go for it we have uh we're being handed uh gift bags

for closing remarks i'm getting a gift i'm getting a gift i got a cowboy's fan I'm getting a gift piece of wood. A 1982, this is with the real blue. This sign says Don't argue with her dicker. Say it with like a her. Don't argue with her. Dicker.

Yes. My wife bought that in the estate sale and she thought it probably meant something other than what it actually means. And I was like, oh, that'll be perfect for Dan. Because you're like, this will be perfect to re-gift. Do you give me a Dack jersey? Wow.

That's a dachers. I got the goodwill so you can get your groceries. I'll take the goodwill dachers. The right size. That's going to save you so much money? 100%. God, man, I'm saving money. Repping the cowboys.

You're going to save money twice. You didn't have to buy it. Then I get the discount. They know me. Look at just distance balls. I know. It's like 300 yards. See, if you can go for 350.

Okay. Juice ball. Every golf ball is a distance ball. Blake's hit. Yeah. We couldn't find. a good coupon book. We figured run the ball together.

Dude, I would love a good pass book. You bought him lunch. No Boy Scouts or nothing came stopping by. Do you want this coupon book? That's funny. None of that this year. That's awesome. This has been a lot of fun.

Yeah, this is super cool. We should be proud. You work on cars this year bit? Yep, yep. Well, yes, on the side, yeah. I've got a bunch of trucks. I need a car. Actually, he gave me a car for my birthday.

That's nice. You know what I like about the new age country person is they keep all the cars that don't work in the back. They're behind. Did you go back there and go pee behind the shop? Well, yeah, but normally, like, where I, you know, my grandparents those go out there. Those are yard ornaments that may stay

there. Decade, decade and a half. His busted cars are back there. They run, though. Those ones back they run. Yeah. There's only like two that don't run out of the 18 here. That's an exaggeration. We figured out from our grandparents, if you leave it in eyesight, you'll get annoying people.

You want to sell that? There you go. So you just kind of put them off to the back. No, it's because I don't want my wife to tell me to get rid of them. That's why they're back there. You guys, cowboy fans? I am. Where do you stand on the Mavs right now? Wait, we have a basketball team?

Fire Niko. All right, if they fire him, are you back? No. Okay, good. I'm not saying I'm going to be back, but it's the start of what's next. Because I feel a kid at some point has to go, too. I would love kid to go. But the problem is...

The damage is already. done, dude. The guy, like, yes, Fatty McFad-Fad is going to be there, you know. And we can't call him Tommy Boy because Tommy Boy was awesome.

He was cool. He got the job done. In the end, he got, you know, like he redeemed himself. Yeah. You know.

The nail is in the coffin. If they hire Haralabob, I'm in. Hell yeah. Sight unseen. All right. Well, thank you guys for having us out.

It has been fun. And tomorrow, Emmett Smith. Oh, that's right. You couldn't make it out here today. I was trying to get him out here. I've actually worked in his mom's house years ago, too. And Jerry Jr.'s house, a lot of people's house.

Jerry Jr.'s house is super, it's in like Highland Park or whatever, and it's nothing too crazy. And I almost got locked in the garage because the dude was, like, working on the fucking security blocks and shit. I was like, can I just want out of the garage? He did have an Aston Martin or some shit. at the time so that was kind of stupid of course video cameras in the bedroom yeah video cams everywhere in those houses that case was settled blake

adios we gotta go before this becomes a zoo thank you for watching my video subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my video I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert Lee, who's no longer in favor, did you ever notice that? No longer in favor. Never fight uphill, me boys. Never fight uphill.

They were fighting uphill. He said, wow. That was a big mistake. He lost his great general. And they were fighting. Never fight uphill, me boys. But it was too late. Gettysburg, wow.

That was a big mistake. He lost his great. Wow. I go to Gettysburg. That was a big Gettysburg, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Never fight up, Hill me, boys. Never fight up Hill me, boys. Never fight up Hill me, boys.

Never fight up Hill me boys. Looking to watch, look into, look into, look into watch, looking to, look into watch, never fight up, pill me boys. Never fight up, Gettysburg, never fight up, pill me boys. Help of me boys.