The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 11-21-24: Luka out for at least a week, Land Man has our attention, and firefighter stories with Jimmy Nelson

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneLocal firefighter/regional comedian, Jimmy Nelson, joins us today and explains his interaction with a sex toothy fairy, being Troy Aikman's hand, and how many steps are in a marathon. Luka will be out at least a week with a wrist injury and a couple Cowboys were partying after their loss to the Texans. Plus, our new "what are our kids watching?" segment and Land Man grabbed our attention (00:00) - Open with Jimmy Nelson (27:04) - Sports: Luka out for a while (41:48) - Today in Twitter: sex tooth fairy (58:41) - Kids Kontent Korner: Choo-Choo Train Kid Videos (01:16:56) - Big Viewer Mail Bag: 700,000 steps (01:32:17) - News: People being bad around airplanes (01:51:56) - Today in History: Jimmy was Troy's hand (02:09:21) - Viewer Mail birthdays ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hello, I'm professional broadcaster Dan McDowell, letting you know that you are about to hear one of our free podcasts. But, if you'd like to subscribe at dumbzone.com, you'll get four shows per week, plus the weekend wrap-up and any bonus sodes like our Business Wednesday interviews. So, if you forgot how to use the 15-second rewind, that's dumbzone.com to subscribe. Now, on to today's program. The Dumb Zone. We are here with real-life fireman Jimmy Nelson, and he knows all too well how chaotic car accident scenes can be. There's a lot going on.

Maybe you're injured. Maybe you're mangled. There's a lot going on. Maybe you're injured. Maybe you're mangled. You need to call the Frankles right away at 214-817-333-3333. They are personal injury attorneys. They're chosen by the people.

They're feared by who, Danny? The insurance companies. Yep, I should have probably teed you up for that one a little bit better. But, yeah, getting in a car accident sucks. There's a lot going on. All you need to know is you need to get help on the way and then you need to call the Frankels. Don't talk to another insurance agent, the other party's insurance agent. They're out to get you. And the Frankels know that because they have people who worked for the insurance companies. Bowls, if you will.

Use your unmangled hand to make the call. But the thing that's great about the Frankels is their number is so easy that even if your hand is somewhat mangled, you can still execute the threes. I have to kind of think that's why they did it. Yeah. So pretty much regardless of what shape your hand was in. You could use your nose. You can call the Frankels, and you can trust the Frankels.

214-817-3333. Thank you, Frankels. trust the frankles at 214-817-333-3333 thank you frankles that's a lot of jet fuel just to do a little flyover. That's your hard-earned money and your tax dollars at work. That stuff ain't happening with Kamala Biden, Tigger. I'll tell you that right now, partner. I'd forgotten about that. A little off-air Troy and Joe. How about that? Become public.

Or was that, did they not realize their mics were on? That did not go out over the air. That was released on social media or on some website. They were joking around about how useless flyovers are and how much money they cost. And it was around the time of the election, 2021. they cost. It was around the time of the election. The 2021. And it was funny too

because Troy, in his next appearance on the Musers, had to do the, I just want to say how much our troops mean to me. I was like, dude, that can definitely be possible without thinking that that was worth $2 million. That $2 million is probably 10 times that.

Just in jet fuel yeah which can't do what blake burn steel beam that's right baby yeah so uh here we are show 271 november 21st 2024 dan is not here dan is away dan will be away today and tomorrow. He's at Clemson. It's something. Senior day this weekend. Clemson has a real big-time matchup with the Citadel. Citadel? Yeah, you know how those schools do.

Got to do senior day, get a gimme. That's right. That's right. So his daughter's somehow involved in the football staff. Dan's going to go on the field, which will be unimpressive for him because last time he went there and got on the field, he met Dabo Swinney and Arch and Cooper Manning. Sat in his office.

Sat in his office. But this time he'll just be on the field. No word on the salad. Proudly walking in his sandals that are supposed to be shoes. salad. Proudly walking in his sandals that are supposed to be shoes. You know what the prop for Dan really is that Clemson's colors are really aggressive. You know purple and bright orange. And Dan is not a guy who matches anything. No. He'll have his black shirt on. Well he'll wear the Clemson deal right. But if you had that Clemson, that purple and orange pullover that he has, you need to wear no other colors.

So your shoes need to either be like gray, purple or orange, I guess, or neutral in some way. But Dan will wear those Asics he has that are neon yellow, neon orange, neon blue. He'll have like a royal blue cap on. His color palette, he just doesn't care. But if he went to a school. That's a look into itself. That really is.

Yeah. That really is. So Jimmy's here. He was with us Monday night during the stream. He has a show this Sunday. And I'm going to put an offer out there. Oh, he's a comedian. He doesn't go to places and put out fires.

I guess it should be clear that there's a second introduction to be done beyond firemen. There's some duality with Jimmy. Regional comedian, local fireman, man about town. That's my new tagline. National heartthrob. He will be in Grapevine, and if you've never been to Hotel Vin

or the food hall there, the little room they have for performances, it's an awesome time. It's a really cool bar in there. It's a really cool building. Lots of good food options. I'm going to put this offer on the table right now. At JimmyNelsonComedy.com, you can

buy tickets. I think. Yep. I will, out of the goodness and sobriety of my heart, for every listener that goes, I will buy your first drink. There we go. Is there a round of applause button to hit? I don't want it.

I like feeling. That's not what I do. I do it for you guys out there. And that price tag would still be far less than what it would be if Jake was buying drinks. That's kind of the logic. I don't think he's doing you any favors, public. That's kind of my thinking. Look, I would have walked out of here really regretting a lot of things pretty recently.

And this time? No, it's just a minor Topo Chico bill. For me? Yeah, for sure. But the others, just come up to me. I'll make you take a picture with me and I'll buy you a drink. You're not included.

Me? Why? Because you're a lush. No, no, no. It's because it's like whenever we would give away prizes on the radio and we weren't allowed to win and shit. Well, unless you were other... Danny's eyes just got... Whoops. Uh-oh. You know that

story? Were you around for that? I know a couple stories. I'm happy to tell it. Let's hear it. Well, I feel like some of the ones I know will implicate other people. No, no, no. I don't have to give out names. Who is this? So you know back in... Is Is this Danny? Oh yeah. Who's filling in for Dan today?

Holy shit. It's me. Everybody, give a warm welcome to today's special guest host, Danny Heavy Metal Banes. Back in the day, at the ticket, they would give away these big prize packages.

There was a different time in radio, folks. We had cocaine. And there was one, and it was kind of at the early stages. Maybe we're like five years into the internet. it was kind of at the early stages maybe we're like five years into the internet and there was some online way of uh submitting you know your uh your application or whatever your name to go into a random drawing and uh one time the prize was this big ass uh i guess for the time of flat screen, but the depth of it was like three feet and it weighed 1,000, 2,000 pounds. It was probably $30,000 back then.

Well, yeah, probably. I think the TV clocked in at around five grand. And then there was other stuff that came with it, some components, speakers. But the total price package of this thing was upwards of $10,000. And I had these two friends that lived in denton at the time and they were roommates these two guys dirt poor uh one was a an aspiring musician um the other just a dude that was probably you know somewhat

freshly out of college and these guys were just you know just grinding living you know indenting cheap and scraping and they applied for it and i rigged the contest and they won and it's all fun and games until they these two poor motherfuckers get the tax bill oh no you always hear about this yeah so wheel of fortune they end up getting these goods and they're trying to scramble away to pay the taxes on on this merchandise and uh i think they ended up having to sell the tv to pay for the taxes it's a good run yeah one while yeah yeah they enjoyed it for whatever the remaining fiscal term of their obligation to the government was and then they had to sell the

TV. But I think they got to keep like a DVD player and some speakers or something like that. How do you even rig it? I mean we did the drawing on the hard line so it was supposed to be random. Okay and you just searched it. They told you like hey we. I had access. They told you like, hey, we...

I had access. Yeah, because you're not the only one I've heard of doing things like this. Now, I certainly never did, but that's also mostly because we didn't have any money to give anything away by the end, to be honest with you.

Well, it was all sponsor driven. Do you think the ticket went out and wrote a check for 10 grand for an entertainment system? No. No, it was given to them by whatever company was doing spots with them at the time. So I was thinking about Jimmy's life the other night, just longingly. Just cock and hand. Weenie in hand.

Weenie in hand, Jim. All right. He was with us on the stream on Monday night, and he had gotten off of work I think at 8 o'clock that morning. Yeah, 7 o'clock. So what is your – do you – it's probably a lot easier right now because your kid is really young, but the fireman 24, 48, do you sleep at night? What's your sleep schedule, I suppose?

Bad. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. night on what's your sleep schedule i suppose bad yeah i guess yeah uh it depends on what you're riding and like like uh the ambulance will make 15 to 20 calls in a 24-hour period the engine will make 10 to 15 and the truck will make five ish so if you're on the truck you probably sleep better if you're on the engine hit or miss if you're on the ambulance it sucks you're talking about sleeping during the during your 24-hour shift okay because everyone kind of winds it down around 10 or 11 and you just make runs and pretend to sleep but yeah sound safe yeah of course that's actually maybe the most dangerous thing we do is just driving big vehicles without sleep because i almost the

closest i've ever come to killing somebody was just i don't know sure yeah there's no hippa it's me yeah but uh leaving the hospital at like 4 30 in the morning didn't sleep a wink we were just out there doing it all night and i'm driving back and i kind of like start nodding out and i just blow a red light just didn't tap the brakes just blow a red light. Just didn't tap the brakes. Just blow it. And you kind of like get scared. You're like, oh, Jesus Christ. And there was like a car 10 feet away from me. And you're just like, that would be not a good one to explain.

No. No, that would have been. Look at the black box. And they're like, you didn't touch the brake. Was this on purpose? What are the sleeping arrangements like in a in a station because my only my only insight into what what goes on inside the fire station is from an episode of blippy blippy uh-huh okay he took it you don't know blippy at all blippy i have some stuff for

you later we have a new segment we're gonna debut today uh called the kids content corner. Oh, how do you spell it? Well, I took the idea from a town in South Texas that I saw like a classic country cafe. And for some curious reason, they had changed it all to K's. Do you know the story behind there? They always win the pie championship. They're a great bakery, but also was a meeting place of the clan. I figured so. I figured so. I figured so.

So I saw that. Great pies. Check them out. Kathy's Country Kitchen. Oh, yeah. There's one of those in West Texas. So Kids Content Corner will be later, which does feature people falling asleep at the wheel and a Blippi. I can't believe you don't know Blippi yet.

I know the sandwich shop. Are we different? Oh, not. That's Blimpy. Ah. Well, funny. I thought about Blimpy in forever. Yeah, here's Blippi at a fire know the sandwich shop. Oh, that's Blippi. Ah, well. I thought about Blippi in forever. Yeah, here's Blippi at a fire station.

That's OG Blippi. Yeah, that's not. That's pooping on his friend, Blippi. Malcolm calls the new guy, the Asian dude, weird Blippi. Yeah, it's like what Journey did. Let's check out his internet router. Well, this guy's making so much freaking money. Well, he owns it. They brought in the new Blippi to do live shows You know cause they also have

Oh no no they have multiple Blippis to do live shows Oh yeah yeah You got Handyman Hal Yeah he's part of the umbrella And then there's the black girl She's really good too Mika That's right yeah sidekick

But there's two Mikas. Oh, is there? Yeah. Is it like Jake from State Farm where they made one of them black and one of them white, curiously? Kind of. You ever notice that? Mika won.

I forgot the white one. He's the original guy. He was the one in khakis. Oh, khakis. He was just a dumpy guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Thanks, Hollywood. All the DEI. But the thing is, I get it. I get inclusion and representation. Change his goddamn name. Yeah. Don't just try to slide past this super ripped black guy. Yeah, Jamar from State Farm.

Yeah, it's right there. Just try something else. Yeah, but Mika 1 is bright, and Mika 2 is a little darker skinned. She's the one with the gap. She has like a gap tooth. She's hot. Yeah, she's great. I love Mika 2. She's less bubbly, too. Yeah has like a gap tooth. She's hot. Yeah, she's great. I love Mika too.

She's less bubbly too. Yeah. And a little more up top. The facts. They're like Slipknot or the Blue Man Group. You have an outfit and you can just swap dudes in and out. Totally. It's fine.

Kids know though, man. Super gore. Yeah, we're not skipping a show. Anyway, so sleeping arrangements. Yeah, you have sleeping arrangements at the fire station. So they're all a little different. My station was built in like 2012, I believe. So it has three rooms with four beds each.

And there's like lockers. So you have like your own little bed area, but it's pretty open. And then they have the old stations from like the 60s and stuff where it's just a big room with just cots in it. Blackout curtains. Got to have those, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So is your move generally just whenever you get off of work, pretty quickly try to get whatever would constitute a night of sleep,

even if it's daytime? What works best for me, which is going to change now, was just trying to get another hour, hour and a half at the station so i think there's no better sleep than when you're like you're relieved yeah someone else people usually i get there at like 5 30 people get there between five and six so if you have a run at that time you wake up you see you're relieved you go back to bed for like an hour or two and then that's uninterrupted it's cold back there you You take your pants off. Best sleep you'll get.

Nothing can bother you. And then, cause if every time you go home and take a nap, it always turns into, you know, noon or one, you wake up and you feel like shit. Yeah. I can't stand that.

But yeah, now with the baby and kind of having to, my wife and I were talking about it today, like I'll get home and then take them to daycare. And then, you know, so yeah, you can make it work. We're going talking about it today. I'll get home and then take them to daycare. And then, you know. Yeah, you can make it work. We're going to figure it out. If there's a light day or a light stretch

over the 24, do you have other responsibilities at the station? Or could you just literally sleep for eight hours if there was just nothing coming in? There's expectations of cleaning and cooking. There's expectations.

Now, there are fellas that will go 10 toes up for a large portion of the day, and they are ridiculed regularly. But typically, I always say it's like adult summer camp with just bad things happening periodically. Yeah. So you kind of get there. Yeah. It's like adult summer camp, but there's family tragedies at regular intervals sometimes you have to deliver a baby

yeah or you see dead people yeah have you ever forsaken an opportunity to sleep because we you know and you've said this yourself our understanding is that like you said boys summer camp it's just a gigantic jerk-off session yeah anytime. Anytime you get you guys together. Have you ever had an opportunity to sleep, but you're having too much fun with the fellas? Yeah. You're like, you know what, let's keep this game of... Happens all the time.

Okay. The worst one was when I was like a brand new out in the field rookie, I was at like a big double company house, very busy, like a good station. And all the rookies would just get fucked with so much that you were just like quiet and working and like kind of hiding and then uh at night all the old guys would go to sleep and that would be like the one time the four young dudes could hang out and kind of have free reign so we'd stay up till one in the morning just dicking around that sounds exactly like like when your parents would go to sleep

when you were a kid. Yeah. Just get some sodas. Yeah, like no rules. It's going to be awesome. It sounds like rehab, but lives are at risk. Lives are at risk at rehab. I was going to say, buddy, you might want to.

I saw a couple people. Other lives are at risk. Yeah. You're responsible to help them. Yeah. But, yeah, there was a summer camp vibe to it, as I've told you guys. One quick thing I wanted to tell you guys. I mentioned that I was going to do this yesterday, but it did not work out,

which actually did involve the fire department. I signed up for boxing classes during the Jake Paul-Bike Tyson fight. You are so flavor of the month when it comes to this stuff. I know. Pitching lessons, boxing lessons. I just like doing different shit. Piano lessons. Is there a local celebrity boxing match that's going down?

So I fought in 2016. I fought a lister. Yeah. So I took lessons for four or five months. I trained super hard. There were 5,000 or 6,000 people there. And I did win, but he also didn't really want to fight.

He talked like he wanted to fight. When I got in the ring, I looked at him. I was like, this guy's a lot bigger than I thought. He's going to kick my ass, but he just danced the whole time. I did like doing it from a workout standpoint. I was watching that fight the other night. I still have a heavy bag.

I don't pay for a gym membership. I'm going to try this. When you fought, it was Mike that fight the other night and I'm like, I still have a heavy bag. Yeah. I'm like, man, I don't pay for a gym membership. I'm going to try this. When you fought, it was Mike in Duncanville, right? Correct. When you fought him, at what point did you realize no amount of training prepared me for this? I'm 45 seconds in and I feel half gas. That never happened to me. Really?

No, I was in very good shape. That's awesome. And also, he was not really trying to hit me. Yeah. He just kept moving away and moving. Blake was there trying to get away from me. And so I just got really patient. And I wasn't able to – first of all, you have huge-ass gloves and headgear on,

so it's probably not going to knock anybody out. But, I mean, I wasn't that tired. I love how bad the Mike Tyson fight was. I was just like, I could do that. I could do that. Yeah. Box is not that hard. Did either of you guys find it at least impressive that that's a 50-year-old man

that was able to go eight rounds and at least stay kind of engaged and not die? Yeah. He took some punches. I think Jakeul pulled so many opportunities to for sure absolutely murder him if he wanted to that what happened is what i thought would happen and i kind of i keep going back and forth about how stupid it was versus god damn jake paul can sell some stuff yeah you know yeah which think his next, he's done unknown guys, MMA guys that weren't good boxers, MMA guys that could box a little bit, and then an old great.

And I think the next one he's got to do, like a legit boxer that's way smaller than him. Like have 80 pounds on like an actual legit great boxer. Floyd. Yeah. So we were- I might be too old too. We were talking about this the other day, and I actually do have an email pursuant to this,

but he tweeted about Conor. I guess him and Conor McGregor have mentioned each other. Yeah. And McGregor wants to fight him, I think, at 170, which is 50 pounds lighter or 45 pounds lighter. Wait, wait. He wants Paul to get down to 170? Yeah.

How is that even possible? How tall is he? Six? 5'11"? Yeah, six foot, something like to get down to 170? Yeah. How is that even possible? How tall is he, 6'5", 11? Yeah, 6'0", something like that. He's thick, man. But he's at least saying that so that maybe they meet at 180 or something. I weigh 170, and I look like Kermit the Frog. That's the negotiating version.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't want to. Yeah, so Jake Paul's response was, how about we don't box, but we do MMA, and we fight at any weight we want like they used to do in the UFC. Like the early days when you could see like Hoist Gracie fight Take Abbott. Yeah, dudes would have kimonos on for some reason. This guy who saw us at the event on Saturday, he goes to an MMA gym in Grapevine by my house. He said, I will bet all your dogecoin on McGregor to beat Paul at MMA.

A UFC flyweight would finish Jakeul in the first rounds in mma his wrestling is terrible and he's a white belt in jujitsu meaning jake paul he said share this hso if you please with mr argyle and captain cock cocoon do you think i'm mr argyle i think that might be you okay see i think what would be really funny is if he fought a woman god that would be great do you think I'm Mr. Argo? I think that might be you. Okay. See, I think what would be really funny is if he fought a woman. God, that would be great. Do you think either one of those ladies from the previous fight from the other night would, I don't know, farewell against Jake Paul? Because those ladies were brutal. They were.

The problem is just if he lands a woman. That's what I want, though, and I want Trump there. Oh, yeah. He just lands one. If he lands one, then it's good. That's what I want, though, and I want Trump there. Oh, yeah. This is one of my, you know, I kind of like being contrarian a little bit, where if I'm at the firehouse, I'm a little more left-leaning.

If I'm around comedians, I'm a little more right-leaning. Sure. But one of my strongest held beliefs is that I, today, just drop out of a plane, land in a field, I could kick the shit out of Ronda Rousey. At any, I don't, at her peak. I'm with you.

Like, 99% of the UFC female roster, I am, I firmly believe that I would just rock their world. Let's see, what are the dimensions? That's kind of real quick. 5'7", 135, you probably could. You just gotta get a hold of her, man. rock their world. Let's see. What are the dimensions? That's kind of real quick. That's kind of the world. 5'7", 135.

You probably could. Yeah. You just got to get a hold of her, man. Right? There we go. Yeah. But I love the one thing. Choose the bear, Rhonda.

All right? I'm coming. Jake Paul is kind of fulfilling the fantasies in a way of dude talk for the last 30 years okay a wolf versus a coyote yeah you know that kind of discovery channel would try to right what if a gorilla and a shark met yes yeah that kind of stuff doesn't look that realistic so yeah i mean if he's willing to do that stuff and somebody's willing to put a video camera on it and sanction it or host it or whatever and put it on Netflix. Let her rip.

Maybe they'll figure out their streaming shit by then. But, yeah, fight weird people. Dude, I'm telling you, though, to call the progressives on the card, he needs to make them support him fighting a woman. Yeah. Like, just let's put the cards on the table here. You say it's good, right? It's okay? I want to fighting a woman yeah like just let the let's put the cards on the table here you say it's good right it's okay i want to fight a woman first step is fighting former female now male or current female former and that's the first step right is fighting i think first he has to fight a biological female who has transitioned to a male. Okay, then you go biological female, now male.

Is that how you step into it? He starts with a person who was born with a presenting vagina, who is now a male who wants to compete in men's sports, right? Which there are not many of. Imagine that's how Jake Dirty talks at home. Like, now present me your vagina. Yes. He does a little Mr. Burnfinger.

Next slide. That would be great. Yeah. That's where we need him to fight a woman to just settle all this. It would be hilarious. But yeah, that boxing class, dude, I thought I'd gotten in decent shape

in the last couple months. Like running distance, lifting some. That shit is different. That destroyed me. That was a good Trump weave there. All the talk about his weaving. Yeah. I'd like to take a boxing class.

Let's talk about fighting women for a while. I think it'd be good for my health. He brought it up. Danny brought up the fight. Yeah, no, it destroyed me. That shit is... There are no fat people in there. You go run and there's fat people. There ain't any for me. Uh-oh. Wow, there's Jake.

Look at him go. We do have... We have the annual Guns and Hoses event. I thought that was hockey. Did this go to decision or did you knock him out? No, you can't knock. It's very hard. Is this kind of like when you're, I mean you look like you got some training and you're trying to do boxing in the proper way

but when you get into the ring with somebody that is just weird and flailing around and not fighting. Let's make it really hard to fight them. It's kind of like playing Texas Hold'em with someone that's never played before that just goes all in and rides the river for no reason.

Yeah. It kind of throws you off. For sure. Because you don't know what to expect. What is Guns N' Hoses? Isn't there a hockey game still? There might be. It's like a cops versus firemen tournament.

It's always entertaining. I haven't done it. There's dudes that were like Golden Gloves champions and shit. We have a football team, the Dallas Defenders. It's like all public service. I'm just a big guy. They're like, you want to come out and try? I was like, no. They're playing 11 on 11

contact? Playing 11 on 11 contact football and four of the dudes played at Alabama. Who do they play? I don't need to do this. There's just other around town yeah there's other it's like countrywide so it's other like public service and interesting cops and firemen about all right well uh happened what's that the longest yard happened i'm about to reference that. I'm like, these guys even know what that movie is? There's a league out there. All right, we're going to talk some sports, Blake. And I'm going to need to pull today's run sheet back up here. Oh, Fairlease.

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Drive now, pay later. Zero money down, no payments for 60 days. And here's the thing, Danny, it's fair. It looks to me on this copy sheet that you can get any car you want. Like you're not limited to their inventory. Did you already say that? If I didn't, it bears repeating. That's really cool, man. Yes.

Fair lease, you really can have it all. I think their slogan. If you want an 89 Taurus, maybe they can find that for you and if they do so they'll do it fairly at fairlees.org oh yeah i like that all right we're not going to spend a bunch of time on sports today because i got a whole mess of things i want to talk to you boys about. The first thing, we just go through the news here.

Luke is out. This ain't good. For how long? Well, it's not the old injury, so it's not the calf or the groin or the knee. It's a wrist injury. They say he will be reevaluated in a week. Oh, wow. So he's definitely missing at least

i think that might be three or four games when did this happen because he was in that game late the other night against uh new orleans he said he doesn't remember really because they i saw we got on twitter looking at nba twitter and it's like why the fuck is luca in this game with six minutes left and they're up by 30 that's about when he checked out I think he played five like five minutes in the fourth quarter uh but I don't I don't there was nothing that jumped out at me but it's not ideal but I think that team is loaded enough yeah that seeing where that game was going that they could have entered the fourth quarter and said you know what why don't you just sit this one bro? And it's probably hard to convince him to do that. Oh, very much so.

But he also got to take off quite a bit against San Antonio two games prior. That was a blowout. But, yeah, they'll play four games before next Friday. Denver, Miami, Atlanta on the road, home to New York. And I don't think Luka and Brunson have played each other yet. Have they? Have they missed each other? I thought they did last year.

If they have, I just know I saw something today saying the last three times one of them was out. Brunson twice, Luka once, and now Luka will be out. But if they have everybody else, then they can still win. Like if Kyrie's still playing at God level. They beat the Thunder without Luka. Yeah. On the road. Because they had back PJ and everyone else. So it sucks.

Not three years ago where it was just an automatic L. It's also probably the end of his MVP candidacy. Yeah. Because he's already behind. They'll have played 20 games minimum when he gets back. So there's that. Not ideal, but I think they have a pretty good shot at keeping things afloat.

Second sports topic here today. Firing up the old man takes in me. Let's go to this video that was viral after Monday night's game. You all may recall the Cowboys were not competitive at all. Nope. They have not been competitive in some time.

They are setting records for double digit or 20 point deficits at all. Nope. They have not been competitive in some time. They are setting records for double digit or 20 point deficits at home. But everyone's at least still having a good time away from football as a video came out Monday night of C.D. Lamb and Trayvon Diggs out partying

afterward. Do we have it? Yeah. They were shooting like a music video or something i don't know why it pause but it's you could see them they're just oh for real it's a short video oh i thought it was like five but yeah okay yeah it's it's there that part yeah they're just up on stage this isn't like midnight what do you want them to do monday night you know this is what do you think that them not going out is going to give them a better chance to win games the rest of the season no it's the classic uh

optics thing how much do you care about what people the optics i'm flatlined and have been on this organization for years and i loved what you said the other day the i think blake you pulled a clip of it about three or four minutes long about kind of like the indifference that a lot of people are finally coming to. It's been with me for a long time. And yeah, it's great when they win, but when they do well or if they do

poorly, I don't move. I sit on the couch and just kind of watch it. Mavs, different story. Totally different story. I will allow my emotions to be a part of that experience. With the Cowboys, I have no emotion for them. So this stuff like this,

go get it, boys. I don't care. I say we lean into it. We look at Miami in the early 90s. Miami in the late 80s, early 90s. Hell, the Cowboys. The Cowboys in the early 90s. And I think Cowboys. The Cowboys in the early 90s. And I think there's one man that joins both of those things together,

and it's Michael Irvin. And I say we create a new position in the organization called the VP of P&D. That's the vice president of Pussy and Drugs. He's in charge of the fun. We lean into this. We get a little wild. We get some wild cards out there. We start making some big hits, some targeting penalties. Use that as like a plan in a game.

Target a guy. Get some mojo going. Just get wild. I mean, honestly, I know Deion preaches preaching now, but I think Deion coach and sort of Michael in the P&D role, that could work. Deion's there to keep everything straight. Michael's there to make it not.

Dueling head coaches. VP P&D. Who's the president of P&D? We can't talk about that. Jerry. He's the GM of P&D as well. Now, obviously, they probably had this scheduled a few months ago.

Oh, no doubt. I get it, but it's a pretty bad look you've lost five in a row and you're at the club after you get spanked by the texans i i even thought about it from the angle of whoever the rap artist is uh much like you know signing up to come watch a game with us or uh i don't know, fucking Fox on Thanksgiving having to show Cooper Rush and Tommy DeVito. That rapper probably doesn't even want them in the video anymore. Yeah, they're other currency. God, this sucks. Both these guys are just getting dunked on every week.

I think I've just been conditioned now. I have Stockholm Syndrome with Jerry Jones as an owner where I'm almost pro Shador, first round, Dion head coach, start a reality TV show on Bravo that follows him around. Let's just go all in on this. He's so much better at

that aspect of running this football team than he is the other. Look, you kind of go with the skill set that you have, and it's clearly not winning playoff games. And Deion, unlike a Parcells

or a Saban, Deion thinks you can do the documentary stuff and win. He did one for Barstool. They followed the team around for either a whole year, for half a year, camp, whatever. You would never get that from most coaches unless it was league mandated like hard knocks it's hard knocks league mandated

yeah i always wondered how they get all those teams you think that'd be like a negative so it is uh can you pull it up like the stipulations if you made the playoffs last year you don't have to do it if you uh have a new head coach you don't have to do it and i think if you've done it within the last maybe five years you don't have to do it and you can't say no to this if you fall under those they pick you that makes it kind of a shorter list yeah yeah six years ten years yeah no it's six or seven teams every year. Yeah. And you can't say no if they pick you. But what a lot of people don't realize, I don't think, they go – maybe they don't do this for hard knocks,

but they definitely do it for all or nothing, which is the one that follows them during the season. They'll send like a full crew and basically make a version of the show for multiple teams. And it just doesn't air. Just pick the best one. Yeah. So there's tons of seasons of these things that you just never see

because the NFL has a lot of money. That show's fucked up my fantasy drafts a few times. You got an emotional attachment to a fella. Oh, yeah. Drafted Giovanni Bernard a few years. He drives a minivan. He's a good dude. Come on now.

Family guy. And then, yeah, I have one more football note for you in sports today. This was kind of the story of the weekend of the league, and we didn't really discuss it. But after I saw a West Virginia quarterback a couple weeks ago score a touchdown, and he got up and did a dance. a couple weeks ago, score a touchdown, and he got up and did a dance. And I found out about this from the Twitter account of one real Donald Trump because his campaign team took the dance and put YMCA behind it,

and the kid's just doing the jack-off dance. And much like with the headstand thing, once NFL players see a college kid do something, and then in this case, also Brock Bowers, Brock Bowers did it. Yeah. He said they,

everyone saw, uh, John Jones do it Saturday night at the UFC. He'd be pointed at Trump who was there. That was awesome. So, uh, yeah,

we had, there's a little compilation of a bunch of different dudes doing it. Uh, there's, they're not even really nailing it. Bowers is nailing it. Darius Smith. Golf swing.

I really feel like only Bowers totally crushed the elbow in. That was my dad's dance move. He would kind of add a little snap to it a little bit, but it was a little herky-jerky, all hands, very little hip movement. Yeah, it's like your lower half is just frozen. It's frozen. Near and dear to my heart, that. I saw a funny meme about the John Jones one

where it's John Jones doing the Trump dance, pointing at Trump, and then there's Vincente playing in the background at this giant stadium. And it's like, guys, we solved racism. I think we did. It's right there. Yeah, the NFL for their part. Okay, because the Bowers thing was weird.

The reporter who asked a question about it during the press conference, Bowers answered and just said, like, oh, I saw it in the UFC fight last night and thought it was funny. That's it. The Raiders PR shut down the press conference at that point. Like, that was the last question.

And then in the videos that they uploaded to their team site and to their YouTube, it's not in there. Like, the question's not in there. And CBS, they were broadcasting the Lions game, the last one we saw there with, I think, with Rodrigo, it looked like it was, was Z'Darrius Smith, speaking of Hard Knocks. When they're doing it, CBS

posted the highlight and cut the celebration before then. So it's pretty obvious what they're doing. And for the league's part, they were asked about it and had to issue a statement on it and said, this is, you know, it's not political.

Because immediately you're like, what's Dan's brother-in-law's name? Clay Travis. Like your Clay Travis's of the world were like, oh, the NFL is censoring this because CBS cut that part out, but it's not the NFL. Does anybody know the player's context in doing this dance? Are they making fun of trump are they going

let's go trump or funny yeah it's just funny yeah i don't know i like that cbs is like i know we did a pretty political thing but we want to you to be rest assured it was not political they understand by doing this and assuming that it's going to be a divisive topic, but by deleting the video and it draws more attention to it than just leaving it alone. Oh, Barbara Streisand effect. Yeah. Part of,

I never hear someone say, I have no idea what that means. I just hear Streisand. You have a middle name too. You want to just want to clarify, just make sure everyone knows what we're talking about. Different Streisand effect. So while she was playing like far left, not far left, but the Hollywood liberal type.

Sure. And she cares about the environment. Was it a helicopter photo? Oh, of the Streisand effect? Yeah. There were photos of her house. Stop saying the full thing. All right.

All right. There were photos of her house in Malibu that showed she had the most obscene property and mansion imaginable. Right.

And she worked very hard to get those suppressed. And- In the course of getting it suppressed. I didn't know. I had no idea. In the course of, yeah,

of getting it suppressed, everyone's like, I want to see this house. I want to see this house. It started being a tabloid spread around the internet. Yeah. And so, it's called the Barbra Streisand thing.

It's really mostly just referred to as the Streisand. Where would you expect her to live? At the turtle dub apartments on Matilda? I don't know. It was just she had it big and she didn't want to seem like it. When you try to fight it, it doesn't make it any easier. But part of the reason the NFL made a statement was because Joey Bosa was one of the first ones to do this. Or no.

Was it Nick Bosa? Yeah, Nick Bosa. He did the dance and before that he'd done the hat. They fined him for the hat. The War Maga hat? Yeah, he busted into Purdy's post-game interview on primetime football and was like, oh, look at this.

But I mean as Jimmy said, it's a hilarious day. And I kind of feel like a little lip bite kind of helps a little bit. Makes it sexy. Yeah. Squint the eyes. Squint the elbows right there. Yeah. He feels like he's killing it.

Yeah. Yeah. So who's to say he's not? I believe that is all we have for sports today, Blake. So let's see here. Today on Twitter? Let's do some today on Twitter. It's brought to you by our appearance next Monday at Cane Rosso.

Monday, Monday, Monday. So to my dad who sees, like this is the problem. We have a diverse audience. Okay. Across all ages, creed, color. I don't know what creed is. Pretty good band. My dad, we sent out an email yesterday that was like,

reminder, Cane Rosso remote, Monday, November 25th. But the email came out yesterday. I called my dad on the way in today, and he says, you get you some of that pizza yesterday? And I was like, what the hell is he talking about? He's like, you were at a Cane Rosso? Cane Rossi? Of course he said that.

I was like, Dad, that's Monday. That's Monday in Carrollton. Cane Rosso in Carrollton. I led with the date. I know. It was not confusing to anyone else. Unless somebody showed up there yesterday. We'll be there starting at noon.

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Oh, that's right. You're right. We're neighbors. Yep. Yeah. Thunderbirds and the ice cream place, it's kind of attached to it. But yeah, my kid, little Malcolm,

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When they built the one in Fort Worth over off Magnolia, I was familiar with it from going to the one in downtown. Yeah, the Deep Elm. Not downtown, Deep Elm. I knew Jay and whatnot. And my wife and I were eating at another place next to the Cane Rosso. They had just opened it. We'd been there, friends and family, of course.

And we were eating outside at the place next to it. It might have been Boiled Owl or something. Okay. And a young couple walked by, seemed like a first or second date, and she's like, oh, what's this place? He's like, yeah, it's new. If you look at the outside of the restaurant, it has a lot of places do just fancy ingredients written in text.

He's like, oh, it's a new hot soppressata restaurant, like the topping. But it was written. Which give me over pepperoni in restaurant. Like the topic. Yeah. But it was written. Which give me over pepperoni in the day of the week. Oh, yeah, for sure. But I was just trying to come up with a concept where we're just soppressata based exclusively. That's it. So today, yeah, fine. Danzo presents Today in Twitter.

So I don't take in any of the Taylor Sheridan products. I'm not a Yellowstone guy. Wife watched it for a couple seasons. Does your wife watch it? I'm a Yellowstone fan. You are? I forget the years. Well, it's 1882.

No, that ain't right, is it? The first one, the 1800s one. I think it's 1882, and then there's 1932. 1883 and 1923. Okay. That was close. I watched both of those. Yeah.

Yeah. And I thought they were pretty okay. Yeah. I enjoyed them. I haven't seen the new one. The Lawman or whatever. Landman. Landman.

That's good. That's where we're headed here. I read an article the other day on The Ringer that that Sundayay so five days ago he had four shows with debuts on the same day that's insane and he apparently and two and landman might have so landman dropped the new yellowstone season dropped uh 1883 and 1923 back no those were not two of them. He also is Tulsa King. Oh, that's right, with Rocky. Yes.

Let's see what else he's got here. There's a new one called Lioness, which is on Paramount+. Is that about a female assassin or something? Spies and broads. All wrapped up into the spy genre. That's the tag something? Spies and broads. Yeah. All wrapped up into the spy genre. That's the tagline.

Spies and broads. It'll do well. He also has Mayor of Kingstown. Yeah. I'm in on that. Yeah. That's good. Jeremy Renner.

I haven't seen any of these shows, but the guy's prolific. Yeah. He is for sure. Well, I can tell you- I also can't stand him for reasons of ruining Fort Worth, but he does write his ass off. Yeah. I can tell you that there is a new one that's in production right now, and he's filming all over.

He tends to film a lot around here, that a certain bar in Deep Ellum may have been rented out for a 24-hour period to film a scene. I think I heard something about that. Michelle Pfeiffer. Yeah. Yeah. He's been filming all over the metroplex uh i think he's living weatherford well that makes sense i don't know if he lives on that ranch or

not because he just bought that ranch the guthrie the quad six or six six six six yeah for like 300 well he's part of an investment group that brought it bought it he's the front of it it was like 300 million dollars so people are like dude this guy's stretched too thin uh he's famous for just locking himself up and writing for eight to ten hours and he'll just do a full episode like just bang it out on his own just sit in a closet and do it but people are starting to say that hey look he's stretched way too thin dialogue's getting a little thin which takes us to this scene which went very viral from land man uh which is about oil guys and uh billy bob thornton is one of the leads awesome take it away are you two having sex

talking to his daughter well i had to ask course. And that's what I get for asking. Are you being careful? Yeah, we have a rule. We stick to it. I want to regret asking you this, but I'll dance this for you. As long as he never comes in me, he can't come anywhere on me.

Give her a kiss. I'm going to look at her doctor. Do you want anything? No. What the hell? He's perfect for that she says it so proudly and yeah here's why i know that i know nothing about art i was a progressive father or film or anything like that because i read that and i was i watched that i was like damn that line that's fucking bars. That's a great line.

When they're mad at him for writing that, that's great. The joke in my head was an anal joke. It's like, no, dad, we only do it in the butt. Yeah. I was like, that's too crazy. And then the actual answer was like, not that far off. Comes all over my face. If you're a dad, what's the answer that you want?

No, we're not having sex. No, no, no, no, no. It's confirmed that you want? No, we're not having sex. No, no, no, no, no. It's confirmed that you are. It's the way she says, dude, he can come anywhere on me. Yeah. Not just he can come on me. There's a little smile. Yeah. Do you want to hear condom?

And you're like, is he gayer in the Navy? Don't be a child. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you don't ask, right? that's the mom's job but there might not be a mom in play yeah i it cracked me up my uh mother-in-law is so close with my wife and her two younger brothers and they're all very open very like they talk about anything and it blew me like not that graphic but they could talk about yeah that ain't my life i was like my mom was like a a lady co-worker at my house like yes ma'am hey ma'am see you later

ma'am all right thank you for the sandwich yeah i'll be about my day yeah i had i had friends like that too and it was just it was mind-blowing to me in fact a girlfriend i had she was raised by her mom they were it was just the two of them they were very very good friends probably talked like sisters they did oh yeah and her mom was super cool they would talk about stuff like that all the time and she did not know what was occurring and i believe my mom straight up asked her like if we were having sex she was like yeah i was like 17 she was 18 or 19 he's like yeah and i'm like even then my mom approached me about it i'm like what the what did you do she's like who cares i'm like well my mom's crying now her sweet baby yeah he's laying the wood laying the weenie i had my mom bought me condoms when i was in high school

she okay then it's not for a co-worker. We never talked about it. Did she just leave them somewhere? She caught me making out with a girl and then it was like, no closed doors in the house. And then I come home from school and there's a box of condoms on the bed. Yeah. And then the best part was that box

became empty eventually and we didn't talk about it. I just put the empty box on the bed on her bed no on my bed i'm not a pervert yeah come on and then when i came home from school there was a fresh box of condoms on the bed it's like turndown service yeah my mom was like my sex tooth fairy it was pretty good it's just like never-ending breadsticks. Yeah. Yeah. This is great. This time she leaves too. Like, maybe get your fuck up.

Get your brain up a little bit. Quit being a bitch about it. So I don't know where Landman is headed, but apparently there's going to be some. It sounds like it's in a fun place. Yeah, it does. The acting's not real good in that. That scene was pretty nitpicky.

See, again, I don't know how to tell good acting Can we watch it again? I feel like Billy Bob's great here. Billy Bob's great there and she is very pretty. She is quite attractive. No way that's his daughter. Daddy! Well I had to ask.

And that's what I get for asking. Are you being careful? Look how proud she is to deliver this line. I don't want to regret asking you this, but I'll ask this for you. As long as he never comes in me, he can come anywhere on me. Nice face. As long as he never comes in me, he can come anywhere on me. Thank you, Rob.

As long as he never comes in me, he can come anywhere on me. Again. Yeah. I feel like that's great acting. Yeah, he's awesome. As long as he never comes in me, he can come anywhere on me. yeah i feel like that's great acting yeah he's awesome most of the time okay watch his face most of the time most of the time when people just a thousand yards god damn it most of the time when people say that something is bad acting i will reference

it again i feel like dan and i have talked about when trump would say something stupid and everybody that i knew that was smart was like, how dumb is this? Everybody know. And I'm like in the back like, yeah, what a moron. You shouldn't drink. And I'm like, I don't know. I was definitely thinking, why don't we just inject cleaner? See if it works.

What could happen? I do. I think that's J.D. Vance's job, especially on the campaign trails. He was just a Trump interpreter. Yeah. Trump kind of gets freewheely and start saying wild shit you bring jay oh he's not gonna do that this is what he meant all right this is the the policy positions he meant to talk about and we're moving on so the

other today in twitter i have for you uh you've probably seen this the visual does help on this one um so search it if you need a video but this clip is from inside edition that's still on yes only on inside edition and uh a reporter for inside edition a correspondent i guess heard about something that had happened out in californ California before a certain comedian and late night host show, that person in question was Jay Leno. Now, Jay Leno is, in this clip, very injured, as you're about to see. He tells his story of how it happened. What on earth happened to Jay Leno? Oh, my gosh.

He's got an eye patch on. Half of his face is black. Jay Leno is all bruised eye patch on. Half of his face is black. The left side of his face is black and blue. His eye is swollen shut. And look at his injured wrist. I broke my wrist, lost my nail on the finger, and then I'm all black and blue. The comedian says he fell down a 60-foot hill. I said, well, the hill doesn't look that steep.

Let me take a... Ow! And then I..., well, the hill doesn't look that steep. Let me take a... You rolled down a hill? That's not true. Jay Leno says he was staying at a Hampton Inn about 30 miles outside of Pittsburgh on Saturday night when he wanted to have dinner at a local restaurant before his show. Instead of walking a mile and a half down the road,

he decided to take a shortcut down the hill. Not a good idea. This is believed to be the steep incline he tumbled down well i hit a bunch of rocks it was 60 feet incredibly the famous workaholic legend performed just three hours like that look at him taking pictures of his injuries last night so back at it again yeah you're at a comedy show in Beverly Hills. This is just the latest mishap to afflict Leno in recent years. In November 2022, he was severely burned in a fire inside his garage. I went to the Grossman Burn Center, and I got a new face.

That's a brand new ear. Leno needed skin grafts, and there he is, undergoing hyperbaric therapy at the world-renowned Grossman Burn Center in Los Angeles. Tomorrow night, he'll perform at Comedy for a Cause in Hermosa Beach to raise money for the Burn Foundation. His thank you for saving his life. Will you be able to see again? It'll be fine. I'm not worried about it.

All right. Holy shit. Who does he owe money to? That was clearly a comedy club decision. I was like, he's at hampton in 30 minutes outside of pittsburgh walking on a service road yeah just jay leno activities you know what rich guys do he's got his net worth is 450 million dollars now i always used to hear he never spent his checks from the show yeah yeah so maybe he really is just a cheap guy Frugal What are you saving it for at this point?

I know in a Hampton Inn That's where we would stay It's a lot of money on those exotic cars It does But obviously Nobody was buying this And immediately it's like Who does he owe money to?

You think this was a Repaying some debts? Is there a pattern of this type of stuff? Oh, you think this was a repaying some debts? It certainly- How does Yoso got involved? Is there a pattern of this type of stuff? Well, I mean, he's got those- The burn, but I mean, it makes sense that he would be working in his garage. He works on those cars and-

It would also make sense that he's in there working on it and some muscle comes in there and is like, yeah, we're going to burn Jay Leno. I don't know, but it- Well, I mean, did anybody- Was there any record of first responders showing up to help him when he's clearly mangled at the bottom of this hill at the foot of a Hampton Inn? I do want to know what restaurant he was going to. A local restaurant. A local restaurant. Was it just like a Chester's or something?

Chester's. I can traverse this path to get to chester like a rural friday's offshoot yeah yeah uh ice cube son o'shea jackson jr you're aware of him he was the first place i saw this he just quote tweeted it with them damn loan shark injuries lmao he's worth a half a billion dollars. Why would he owe money to people? So is Shohei Otani. Yeah. And he's having to throw friends under the bus for gambling debts. It's true.

And if you think about it, the one group of people who could get to Jay Leno are the mob. You know what I mean? I don't think he's very fast. Well, if that's not... I mean, the, the mob is able to do shit, like, extra judicially. I fully believe that most of the things that happen mob activity-wise, like, someone in law enforcement or the government knows about it. So if you're like, hey, I got to touch up Jay Leno a little bit, they're like, do what you got to do.

Yeah, there's a guy in the DOD just like, do what you got to do. Yeah, it's Jay Leno. What's he going to do about it? So I don't know. To me, it looks like he owes somebody a lot of money. Tough way to go out. What's your assessment of the injuries, Jimmy, after seeing them? Does it look like a man that fell down a rocky mountain?

I've seen a lot of injuries. A lot of them look alike. I think he is a cheapo and was walking to a shitty restaurant and fell down a hill like an old man. He's comedians, man. They'll stick together. It sounds like something like Varghese would do. You know what I mean? It all kind of tracks when you get into the world of comedy.

Yeah. I do. The Hampton Inn cracks me up of just what's the net worth you got to hit where you're like, I'm going to take a longer Uber and stay at a nice hotel. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense at all. All right.

One more segment before the break. Blake, am I up on my audio? Yep. Yep. Let's find out what our kids are consuming in the DubZone Kids Content Corner. Hey, thanks, Fake Blippi. You know how much Blippi I had to watch to try to cop that voice and still got nowhere close? Who is that?

You? That's Blippi. Oh, that's Blippi? Yeah. Oh, erase everything that was just said. Woo-hoo! Sounds more like Krusty the Clown. Yeah.

Okay, so we are in the YouTube phase now with the kids. They don't watch television at all. My daughter still watches Bluey in the morning, just morning cartoons during breakfast. But my son is never going to even know that. He knows Bluey's on and he enjoys it a little bit. But what we watch is primarily on YouTube Kids. And it's not a lot, but it's every day. And what he, as we talked about before with Thrash.

Thrash and Trash. Thrash and Trash. Thrash and Trash Productions. That's a big player. Yeah. But in general. The Peterbilt. I got that tapped out. Ooh, front hauler.

So in general, though, he mainly wants to watch anything that is centered around big trucks, trains, fire engines, ambulances, whatever. Which is probably pretty common. And I pointed out last week that there's a couple channels i've noticed where the people doing them are eastern european like more than a couple there's several like here's this really hot romanian lady and she's got a safety vest on you know i can tell that if this chick like put on going out clothes she's a 10. but she talks and like hey welcome to speedy dd today we talk about the trash truck. And I looked into it.

There's a whole Reddit thread on this, and apparently a lot of these companies want to own and run these YouTube channels, but they need really cheap, pure white people, which are not found in America. And they clearly can't afford a dialect coach. No, they don't even try. I like this as a form of vertical integration. Yeah. Okay. It's a trash truck video.

Pretty straightforward. All right. What do we do? It's on in the kitchen. It's on in the living room. You got to give the dad a little something to see. Yes. Nothing too racy.

It's for kids. No, but. And then the vertical integration comes with now we have an OnlyFans site for the host. The QR code? Yes. Scan the QR code. Dads only. Yeah, dude.

Google image search Speedy Deedy. And you'll know that despite this very infantile almost affect they give her, she's a very attractive woman. And so he's into that. And it'll just roll through like suggested for you suggested for you and they have videos where there are little lego towns right cartoon legos of hey the trains are going and there's a fire truck and maybe there's something going on there and one came up the other day i think it's produced in asia the characters are in english like the letters and the numbers but the way they talk is vaguely asian even though they're lego people talking like it's like a dubbed video game kind of yeah yeah there's a ton of that. There's ones where I've almost had to, like, not let Malcolm watch YouTube.

Well, we're about to get into that. And he knows that. It's like, can we watch? He goes, Daddy lets me watch YouTube sometimes. I'm like, yeah, on occasion. But I, because what he'll do is he'll want to put it on YouTube, and then I'm just the effing remote control while he's like scroll more scroll more oh yeah it's the lightning mcqueen video yeah that drives me insane yeah absolutely

i'm like no pick an effing show on disney you can watch you know inside out too and we're leaving it on if you don't want to watch tv then go do something else we'll kill it but they're like you to your point though yeah i think i I think these are Chinese companies that put these things together. And it looks like a video game, but it's just cars running into crap. And it'll be Lightning McQueen versus Mater, and they'll crash. And they just play out these digitized scenarios. And it's always an Asian guy going, oh, Lightning McQueen. Yes.

Oh, Mater. It is. And I'll tell you, for the three videos I have for you today, it's not going to sound less Asian because in the interest of time, I put these on double playback. These are like two minutes long, but I wanted you guys to get the whole scene. So there's a YouTube channel. Tell me if this sounds Asian or not. The name of the channel is Choo Choo Train Kids Videos. It has 2.12 million subscribers. Choo Choo Train Kids Videos. It has 2.12 million subscribers.

Choo Choo. And this particular video that we're going to watch is 30 minutes long. There's like nine scenes in it that are all about three minutes, and it has 8 million views. And the reason I wanted to play these for you is they were on in the background the other day. You know, like you just kind of look up out of the corner of your eye and you pay attention to it for more than a couple seconds and you're like,

well, this is really graphic. Like this is not just a normal oh, hey, the train's on the tracks and we're going through town. This is like a casualty event. Sure. I can't remember which.

Hit the train tracks or. Yeah, right. Is this a homeless? I can't remember which. Yes. Hit the train tracks. Yeah, right. As a homeless. I've seen some real quick that they will use little sound bites from American movies. The one of Steve Carell getting the chest hair ripped off of him or anything. Like, oh, my God. Yeah. They'll just drop those in there.

But I've heard some where it's like, God damn and shit. And I'm like, what are you doing? I've not heard that. But again, this is on YouTube Kids. You can't get Trash and Thrash or Thrash and Thrash. You can't get that on YouTube Kids. I don't even mess with kids.

We do because he's two. He just turned two. So play the first one. This one, again, like Jimmy was saying earlier, it's a sleep falling asleep at the wheel. Very dangerous. Yeah, oh, yeah. So we have a guy who's doing a train.

You guys just kind of describe what you see. Okay, okay. The first one. Yeah, my bad. This one says Sleepy Driver Crash Kid Show Train. What's the name of the show again? Choo Choo Train Video Kids? Yes, that is the name of the channel.

Choo Choo Train Kids Videos. It's like the restaurant that used to be on Gaston. Sunny Teriyaki Hamburger Breakfast. Let's eat there. Was the proprietor named Sunny or was it S-U-N-N-Y? It was S-U-N-N-Y. Okay. We got a little cherry,

a little hamburger, a little breakfast. Teriyaki. Slop a bunch of sauce on it. Good. You know what you're getting. Or do you? My bad.

We can skip. Okay. My bad. Well, this is probably... Did you do a montage of these or what i got three of them this is like a thing with like youtube kids is they don't have the ability to really scan and check everything because it's kind of just algorithm yeah yeah that's how you algorithm for everything yeah stuff right yeah yeah and it's just all these chinese like foreign companies can just pump

this shit out for very cheap very quickly so they get you know thousands of hours of just vaguely cartoonish trains and just weird shit in the background add to that i wonder how much of it is just generated by ai 95 of it yeah yeah so brooks had youtube on my dad's phone at one point and i kind of watched his progression to a bluey video to the ending was uh this lady in a bikini bouncing on a trampoline with like all these balls around it and i saw it it was a bluey into this into this into this into this and i saw okay so the good thing about youtube kids is you can lock and say like okay you can only watch videos from like these five channels yeah and so that's kind of the draw for you two kids so

everything recommended is just good idea channels and this one honestly had i not watched these in full i would have been like yeah that's fine and then we watched them um so yeah here's the first one you guys just kind of narrate it got a hard-working man uh these are all chinese legos we've decided train conductor real tired. Ended his shift. Again, this is double speed. Yeah, he's getting in the car. Fast past the train station. He's running late.

He's nodding off. No. He's fully asleep at the wheel. Now he's like, oh, Jimmy coming home from the hospital. Is he asleep or is this a fentanyl nod? Uh-oh, sweeping. His car's swerving. Oh, dear.

Oh, God. A semi. He's asleep at the wheel. He's a fueled semi. He's a semi in Elvis glasses. Yep. That's a head-on. And they're going to have a head-on glue.

Oh, new miss. Rolls the... Now the tanker, the 18-wheeler is on fire. Go, Jimmy, go. There goes Jimmy. And he's falling asleep, too. So the fire truck is on its way there. And this tanker's on fire. There goes Jimmy. And he's falling asleep, too. So the fire truck is on its way there. And this tanker's on fire.

So they put out the fire. I guess that's water. And they have to drag this lifeless body away from the sea. He lost his glasses in the trap. That's it? On that one. Just leave the trailer there? Yeah, but I thought that the image of two Legos carrying a dead Lego away from a car and it was just like, I looked up and they were like doing the, hey, lift with your back

or lift with your legs. They could have done the cartoon X's over his eyes. That looks like an AI prompt for a cartoon and you just said all things kids like. Yeah. Pretty much. We got big trucks, fire trucks. We're doing stuff. Train.

There's nurses. There's EMS. This next one, a little bit more of an adult-type incident and accident, as there appears to be a sort of a leak. You got trains. He's asleep at the wheel, too. They've got the accelerator, I suppose, mashed down. Train's coming through town. These people are in town.

They can't get out of the way. Oh, he dropped natural gas of some sort out of his finger. It opened. Now the whole town is being subjected to chemical warfare and passing out. This person's trying to hold their breath. To help someone they can't. We've just got lifeless bodies all over downtown. Someone up above in a helicopter observing the scene.

It looks like the Jonestown massacre down there. There's bodies everywhere. That's why you put your mask on first in the airplane. Ambulance train? Ambulance train's going to show up, yeah. There's an ambulance train? They have masks and gurneys. So here they're just going to

load these dead Legos or these incapacitated Legos. This is Carter's favorite show? Yeah, I just looked up and saw it. I was like, do they have fucking gurneys out there? Oh my word. Yeah.

So now we're taking them to safety. I think that's pretty much it. Yeah, take them into the hospital. The situation is under control. The situation is under control. Doesn't look like it. That would just trip me out because the train crashes and the gas, you know, the huge container falls off. But then as soon as it opens up, people are like, ugh.

I do like this. It's passing out. It's like, what? Some pretty good filmmaking going on there. If it wasn't at double speed or the joint is coming undone. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like watching Speed, you know? There's no way that's AI, man.

Is AI that good? That seems like those were created by people. Yeah, I don't know. But there's a third one. Some of them feel like, you referenced watching speed, like you're watching Fast and Furious. It's too much. It's too much adrenaline.

It's too much anxiety. This last one here, there's a prison break. So just watch. There's a guy on top of a train going to a prison he's sneaking there's always someone asleep always he sneaks in now he can hop off you can tell he's a bad guy yes he has nefarious intent he's uh he's doing a naruto run i like that he's got a buddy in jail And he throws a rock up to him And then throws some dynamite to him Well they blow the jail up That goes out

Now they're on what appears to be a jet ski There's more dynamite for the cop They're going to zoom away James Bond Yeah it's very James Bond or Fast and Furious So now they're off the snowmobiles Onto a train where they've stolen some Christmas trees. It's going to ruin Christmas for some families.

This is just like an action movie. Is this going to be an officer involved in eating at the end of this? We definitely ran over those cop cars. That's the end of that one. Just very high-octane children's entertainment. It's too much. It's important to understand justified use of force. That's right end of that one. Just very high-octane children's entertainment. It's too much. It's important to understand justified use of force. That's right, yeah.

And sometimes your buddy didn't deserve to be in jail. It's true. You got to break him out. That's insane. Yeah, I know. You have to block that channel. He'll just stand there and be like, because again, he's watching at regular speed. He's like, oh, no.

Oh, no. He's traumatized. You'll see a massive fiery accent he's like ah no i do and out of the parents corner of their eye they're just like that's some lego bullshit going on right he's been watching this for a month and a half and i'm like oh lego's tight sweet and i look up and they're like they've got a defibrillator out there it's like people are breathing in cyanide gas. That wasn't just natural gas. That's not going to make you pass out. It's going to be a chemical attack.

There's a Lego CPR going on. My baby! Save my baby! No! Well, that has been the intro. Do you want to hear the intro again? That's been the first edition. Let's do it, yeah.

Let's find out what our kids are consuming in the dumb zone kids content corner thank you thank you all right well uh how about we take a break blake yeah we'll do some news some mail back today in history and get on out so are you guys prepared? Like a shark on chum. Are you guys prepared for the 2024 Olympic Games? Dan, where are they? Socié Paris. That's right.

Dan was just there. That's the only reason he knows that. I saw so many Olympic signs. And people were like growing the Olympic rings into their grass on rooftops. It was cool. Sweet. That does sound really cool. It was cool. Sweet. That does sound really cool. You guys are assholes.

I'm glad they're doing it in a major city. If you were there, you'd have been like, oh, man, that's great. Yeah, because sometimes they do it in white settlement. Well, or they'll do it in- Yeah, this time they've chosen a city. Maybe, let me rephrase that. You're listening to The Dumb Zone. Well, all right.

On a Dan-less day, Danny in for Dan. Our friend Jimmy Nelson here at Fox 4 with us. Excuse me. Got a show this Sunday night. Do you get to pick your openers? Oh, no. I picked one of them. So the co-host of my podcast, Oddball History, Scott Crisp,

he'll be featuring, so he'll be doing 20, 25 minutes. Super funny guy. Go, puppet! There we go. You think that's good for my recovery? Yes. Do I have to listen to drops from seven,. You think that's good for my recovery? Yes. To have to listen to drops from seven, eight years ago that I don't even remember. From a cowboy.

Puppet. Yeah. Good encouraging reminders. It was really helpful over the past several months as I was dealing with this. Yeah. Scott Chris. No puppet. Also a sober man.

Okay. So there you go. Y'all can touch tips and talk about that or something. So you'll do headline. He does feature. So there you go. Y'all can touch tips and talk about that or something. So you'll do headline, he does feature, and then so there'll be like an MC opening type? Yeah, there's like an MC, Sean K, haven't met him, and then a lady doing a little guest spot. How long will your set be?

Probably 45, 50 minutes. That's a beast. Yeah, I know. Now that I've gotten to do it more, I'm comfortable with it. Because I remember the first like six times you do it you're just like yeah i got it and you get up to me like oh fuck okay this is a while that is it's only been 11 minutes yeah long ass time how many times have you done a full like 45 minutes probably i don't know, 15 times. Okay. What time does everything get going Sunday night? I believe it's

7.30. Alright, well it's in Grapevine. Hotel Vin is a great spot and I will reiterate my offer. If you are a listener and you go to the show, I will buy you a drink. Quite the generous offer. Come out, get a free drink from Jake over here. That's right. Okay, hey,

Blake. I've been dealing with anxiety and I've always had low confidence, imposter syndrome. Boy, that one hits too close to home from the copy and possibly a big career change. Well, you should try booking a therapy session with Lane Ingram. That's what I was thinking. He was a 690 guest a little bit ago and he is a licensed professional counselor. He has been for 14 years. Great dude, DF, and would like to work with you. Book a session, mention the dumb zone. And if you don't like him, he will personally help you find a therapist you do like. All sessions are done via telehealth. Rates as low as 120 bucks per session. And he's in network with most Blue Cross Blue Shield insurance plans. Shoot him an email at lane at upsidewellness.com.

Text him 512-900-5805, or check out his website, upsidewellness.com. Lane Ingram, DF therapist and overall great dude. I like to imagine as a theme place from Prophets and Outlaws, I like to imagine that people will just go there and complain about us. Like he listens, they listen. Somebody just goes in and I'm like, I'm tired of the Cowboys stuff. I'm tired of it.

Just point out verbal crutches and he's thinking, I know. I get it too. Just validates all their feelings. Just complains nonstop. The strategies on how to manage them. Him saying, or blake referencing blue cross uh blue cross blue shield in the copy made me think of a note that i forgot to share from the hab so a lot of people there use blue cross blue shield uh a lot of clients patients

and i the one of the funniest things i heard there was a a guy there, a black dude about my age. He was from Arlington. And he had already completed his 30 days. And he's like, well, look, I mean, I'm single. I think I'm going to stick around for another 15 because they'll pay for it. And he was coming up on 15. And he came up to the group and he's like, man, I find out from my insurance company. He's like, I could stay another month if I want to.

And now they're trying to press me on that. He's like, these ends from Blue Cross Blue Shield give me too much coverage. I was like, I've never, ever heard someone say that about an insurance company. They're giving me way too much coverage god they were trying to kick me out after i got my um my spinal fusion in 2018 they wanted me to leave after i think like two nights yeah that's way more common and i i told them i'm like no i need for you to fight the insurance company on this because i am not ready to go home yeah i haven't passed rectal gas yet that's a question that they asked me i didn't know there was like a 30 minute it's the most important kind of pass right yeah yeah all right

what's in the mailbag so this is the big viewer mail mailbag uh that we do on thursdays because everyone else does it on fridays i believe that's why we do it original okay um this first one is titled in all caps bitcoin Bitcoin Guy Sucks. That could just be like in general. Like Bitcoin Guy. Not ours. This isn't about a specific man. Bitcoin Guy Sucks.

CrossFit Guy Sucks. Yeah. He starts off cordial, says, gentlemen, this guy's insufferable and failed basic math. Forget his constant usage of the word space. And his answer to Blakeake on why bitcoin is tangible contain the phrase enough people believe which invalidates his tangibility claim all you need to know is that he thinks two percent inflation has your money in 20 blah blah blah saying you were in the blank space as i believe he said he's in the crypto space is super gay df matt i don't know anything about money i had my issues with uh

what do we call him i can't remember what his online name either so i'm just gonna everybody knows crypto guy yeah uh but i had some you know i wasn't gonna argue with the guy he's a good friend of dan's but i also don't know anything about money he's rich he's very rich more than you have yeah more than you he knows more about bitcoin than you do it's true uh this one titled marathon steps also it starts with gentlemen quick follow up to our sit-in marathon discussion state number 48 is in the books this is tc's dad more importantly i have the proof attached for the number of steps in a marathon. Jimmy, would you like to guess? Steps in a marathon.

Oh, geez. My fast math is failing me. I'm going to ballpark it. 700,000. 700,000? 49,231, you idiot. Going crazy off. My guess was 45.

Yeah, you all run a little bitch marathon. I'm trying to do the full 42. 200,000, is that what you guessed? 700,000. 700,000. Wow. That's like, if you're a pretty avid walker and get your10,000 a day, that would take you like six months. I have no concept of what just happened.

Yeah. No, I want to do some math. I think that would be you could get to Houston, I think. I was going. The fast math I attempted to do before I realized, like, oh, there's no fucking way we're getting through this. First off, what's a marathon? 26.2. 26.2, yeah.

And I went, well, ballpark a mile is 5,000 feet for simple math. And when I tried to multiply that by 26, the wheels fell off. Well, you're also assuming that every one of your steps is one foot. But I'm cutting short on the feet of the mile. So I think over the course of a marathon, my math will balance out. I stand by 700,000. I'd like to check his work.

Okay, this says 2,000 steps to walk a mile. So whatever 350,000 miles is from here would be Jimmy's marathon. Whatever. Dude, we got to ask one follow-up question. All of us just froze. We got to send this off to NASA. We're dividing ship by two now. Opening day.

Dan who licks the tuna can. I see Saturday that throwing off the mound didn't work out. We're dividing shit by two now. Opening day. Dan who licks the tuna can. I see Saturday that throwing off the mound didn't work out. We've got opening day lined up with Blake, and I think it's only appropriate that we settle this once and for all in the RV parking lot at the Gilf. Maybe Mike Adams can give Jake a few pointers. Our friend. Yeah, if it hasn't been settled by then, maybe we settle this at opening day.

I'll pitch to you at opening day I mean, I want it to be on a mound I'm sure BangBustLuddy could We'll see Are we trying to get hits off of it? Are we doing a speed contest? Well, I don't know how to I never learned how to throw a baseball

Okay I played baseball Yeah For a few years But I just threw it like a real janky way Complicated dad situation uh yeah but i don't know that that would have helped because my brother had the same dad situation and he played quarterback he's got a cannon yeah hell yeah yeah like he's a few years

younger and he's a marine yeah and worked in the nfl and was like went to college on a scholarship for football but i never learned how to throw a ball. I could get it there, but it don't look right. Six or so months ago, I started going and taking pitching lessons. I enjoy this random skill attribution.

I know, dude. I've done it. SpeedyDeeDee's back on the video. Rob's got his own thing. I was like, I don't know. Check this out. I don't blame you. He's those sweats back up. Rob's got his own thing going. He's like, I don't know. Check this out. I don't blame you. He's those sweats back up. But I bought a net. Like a net that's in my backyard now and I just go out there and throw it with my kid likes it. I am

the thing I'm looking forward to most is playing catch. Yeah, the best. I'm ready for catch. Yeah. I currently enjoy playing catch. It's hard to have your adult friends really sign up. I know. See, that's the thing. Before I, when i had this idea that like i'm gonna learn how to do this i'm gonna get decent enough at it and we'll at least have an event he's a good baseball player blake is so he's probably but i just wanted to get it to where he can rock one and it'd be funny

yeah before i would not have been able to get the ball over the plate speaking of weird youtube things i got in a rabbit hole and just thoroughly enjoyed baseball bat bros have you seen these guys no like uh the what's our dudes in deep elm a war stick yeah like the what do you mean they just test out different baseball bats and they like do they have all the history of all baseball bats ever they like got the same wood dimensions as the ones Babe Ruth did. That's pretty cool, actually. They get all the Easton black magic, the big barrel. They pit them against each other to see.

From the early 2000s, apparently the science evolved. I feel like I've stumbled across this on an algorithm. Wildly dangerous for player safety. Really? Because they were just like hot bats and shit would just bounce off of them and so like the new ones were worse it was a very fascinating thing that I spent 45 minutes

you're a dad now yeah thank you Letty we'll see if we can make it work Blake I'm still trying to figure out where Jimmy's marathon would take you like I think it would take you like i think they'll take you to china oh you're running from here to china no that's not right am i walking on a boat you idiot you said 2 000 steps is one mile right yeah so 3 500 3 500 where are you

getting what is 3 500 we shouldn't have done this. No, 2,000 steps is a mile. Yeah. So I travel 350 miles. So for most people, a marathon might take 52,000 steps. For Tom, it took 49,000. Right? So you still have to do, just multiply that, whatever 50 to get to 700,000 is, right? Which is 14.

I'm going to come in with a solution here. So it's 26 times 14. We had 700,000 steps, 2,000 into a mile. Divide 700,000 by 2,000. You get 350 miles. Which is why I said Houston. Is that roughly? I don't know.

I was thinking that. You just multiply 26 times 14. Yeah. Houston. I was right the first time. You guys are dumbasses. Somebody will play back the audio. All of us are wrong. 240 miles. I thought

Houston was further, but I was in the ballpark. We're getting to Galveston. It's not fucking Beijing. Blake Adam in Australia. You notice I've been responsibly quiet during all of this distance discussion since I thought the moon was 35,000 feet away. Love having you here. Would have been great to have

Dan in here for this one. Just calling us all idiots. No, Dan doesn't. Dan has asked me questions that, yeah. You'd never believe it. I had a guy at the fire station. We were talking about what our daycare costs, and it's like $310 a week. And so I ballparked it.

It was like around $300. And he was like, oh, what's that a month? I'm sorry? You can just times that by four. Like we're adults. If you want to get cocky, you can multiply it by 4.3. Get that little remainder part. Yeah, get the leap year in there.

Factor that in. Muff Maestro. I'm a boy-girl twin. He is six minutes older than his younger sister. He says it's weird to grow older having the same starting line. She went to a much better college. She's in her fourth year in medical school and is married, but at least I went to rehab and she didn't.

Yeah. One Oh. Comparison was a big theme for those 30 days. He says, I do call and ask if she's okay. And then she'll have a cold. I once called when I felt weird about her and she was being evacuated from Haiti on a medical mission trip.

When I was drinking, she would call on nights I was doing really bad. The weird connection is somewhat real. Were we, we were talking about twins and the, but I don't think we were talking about the weird mental connection. Yeah, no, I mean, that's the thing. That's, yeah, just that, you just that you can sense each other's thoughts. Yeah, telepathy. I've seen that firsthand in my early 20s. I had two buddies that were twin brothers that were as close as friends as I had been to that point in my life,

and I saw that between those guys all the time. It's really bizarre. We had some on the football team in high school. They were a couple years younger, but they looked like one got a little more nutrients in the womb. Like one kind of looked like the dollar store version of the other. And you're like, man, what a shitty spot to be in. Let me see.

Well, maybe this isn't as bad, but what if I was the dollar store version of my brother and he's younger? Oh, yeah. That's a dynamic. It's not good. Yeah. More video man from Harrison. Thank you, Harrison.

And then finally, dear Sergeant Salami Spreader. Yeah. Thinking about the hypothetical Pentagon baseball field with five bases, what would be the matching euphemisms for the sex acts? Obviously, home run would still be doing the D, but now we have four other bases instead of three to come up with. This is from Tyler Porter. So we're adding a step.

Yeah. My idea is for us to do a tournament, a softball tournament, for all listeners, enter, and we'll donate the money to families of the fallen from September 11th. And we will have to have some bits. So we're going to make the diamond a pentagon. So we'll have five bases. Yeah.

Perhaps somehow adorn the foul poles to look. Just let your imagination do the work. And we'll donate all the money. But then, yeah, we had... This person wanted to know what you... Fifth base has just got to be the butt, right? You could have, like, in the outfield, or right

behind... Like, 10 feet behind the shortstop. It's just like a steel drum. And it's just labeled jet fuel. And if anyone hits it, then you... Like, y'all put in an extra $100 in the pot or something. See, I want this. I want bits. Yeah, for sure.

I want a softball tournament with bits and a fifth base. So your strategy in adding butt stuff, you're thinking we just add something beyond regular sex. Whereas this guy seems to keep that as the pinnacle. Let's find another step between hand on boob and finger blasting. Sucking?

Titty sucking? I like just the one word. Sucking. Next question. That's the most logical one, right? I think hand on boob, the hand migrates. Your finger blasting.

I don't know about blasting. Okay, but now we still only have four things. Yeah, what is the blast? I think we got two 9-11s in here. We're just blasting stuff. Yeah, when people say blast, I'm like you're definitely doing something different than I am. Anyway. We like to take things up

a notch in East Dallas. Right there, Jimmy. Well, they love it when you crinkle your fingers like that. Is that a thing? I didn't know that one. You'll get told to stop doing that a lot. Yeah, I like that. It's like, dude, when you're eating pussy, you do the alphabet. I think you just lick the good bit.

Yeah. It's an attitude thing. It's not about the mechanics of it. You just have to be in the right headspace. Yeah. Look, I'm going to get open. The routes might not be technical, but I'll figure it out. I find the space in the field.

All right. Well, that was a lot of fun, Blake. Thanks for your mail in the mail bag. Do you have any? I read figure it out. I find the space in the field. All right, well, that was a lot of fun, Blake. Thanks for your mail and the mailbag. Do you have any? I read the one earlier. I read the one about MMA earlier, and I think that was – you had an ender there? Yeah, I'll say.

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Here's Jay with the Dumb Zone News. All right, I got a wild-ass news for you guys today. A lot going on. We're going to start with a couple of airline slash airplane bits of news. The first one actually is something that happened the other day. I think airline and airport situation stories are making a resurgence. Because like a year and a half ago, you could not go a day without something being reported about something wheels off happening on an airplane.

And there's almost always a local tie. Either it happened at Love or DFW, or it was coming to or from one of them. So I can always kind of weasel this in. This was a flight from Milwaukee to Dallas on Tuesday. on Tuesday and dude starts wigging out and tried to you know 30,000 feet up there Danny near the moon scraping the moon's craters he uh got real unruly gets aggressive towards a flight attendant then he's like demanding to get off the plane lunging at the flight attendant and attempting to open one of the doors on the plane. So Fox 4, our brethren, spoke to Doug McCrite from McKinney. He was one of the people on the flight who looked at the guy next to him and said, let's roll.

Much like those heroes from that fateful day. And they tackled the guy. And they only had a few minutes left until descent but they tackled the guy and somebody put their knee on his back and they just held him down together for 20-30 minutes until the plane was ready to be deboarded the fbi and the police got on this is like the most beaten sentence, I think, in any news story. I see it a lot. Quote, the man was taken away in a wheelchair for a mental evaluation.

That always just kind of says it all. We had to strap him to something. We had to strap you to something, and you're wheeling out despite the fact that you're able-bodied. What was the similar story, like I said, a year and a half two years back and the guy was by all metrics like a good dude and somebody that would never do something like this but he over gummied and kind of went or maybe it was at it was an acid trip that he was on the back end of an acid trip and kind of lost it and tried to open a door on an exit portal on a flight. And everybody was like, this is not this guy.

He doesn't have mental health issues. He would never do anything like this. And I think they kind of went light on him because of his character and people that were willing to stand up for him. Yeah, you never hear like a Netflix documentary of a murderer and being like were willing to stand up for him. Yeah, you never hear like a Netflix documentary of a murderer and being like, we all saw it coming. Yeah. You know, this guy was weird.

Yeah, that's true. This guy, Scott McCrite from McKinney, and I don't blame him at all for doing this, but he's definitely playing the hero card up a little bit. He says, yeah, it was kind of a... This is how he said it, too. I'm learning. Yeah, it was kind of a fight or flight situation.

And everyone just really helped and put together effort. And now we all get to go to Thanksgiving. Stop, you piece of shit. Shut up, Doug. I'm going to just let him fly out the plane. You know what they say? You fall back on your train. Yeah, Doug. I'm going to just let him fly out the plane. You know what they say, you fall back on your train. Yeah, exactly.

I remember close quarters combat from the Air Force in 1994. It just snapped right in. The Air Force. Walking to Thanksgiving with a folded flag. He's just like, what are you doing? I thought we were laughing. We were going to New Mexico for a wedding a couple months ago. And it was one of those, you know, all the friends ended up on the same plane, but we were all kind of spread out.

And there was just one lady that was, like, filming everyone very strangely. Was she a part of the wedding situation? No. Oh. And, like, everyone got off the plane, and none of the dudes, like, slept or anything because we were just like, are we going to have to fuck up a lady today? That's really weird. Is today the day? That's when I thought of the Ronda Rousey thing.

I was like, I could do any lady. So I wonder what the rules are on that. Like, you'll see people get mad on a plane and be like, stop recording me. But, like, if I just wanted to turn around on a plane and just film the person behind me the whole time what's the rule oh i don't know if you've been on those uh audit the auditor like people that fuck with policemen just to record them oh yeah interactions or it's like somebody knows like a reddit yeah it's on all over youtube and stuff okay the most annoying people in the world.

They just go to a policeman and start filming them, and the cop's like, what the fuck are you filming me for? It's within my right. Yeah, it's a waste of time. Do you think that really advances the cause of social justice and improving relationships with the police? Not much. Antagonize as much as you can on that front?

You weren't stopped. You weren't detained. It's like police paparazzi. Yeah. You're there to annoy, and the best case scenario for you is that they lose their shit, and then, oh, I've got a viral story. They're mostly good. Like, sure, there's been some whoopsie daisies. Yeah.

They're, you know, come on, lighten up on the fellas, you know? Speaking of being detained and the police, this is another story from our local air travel space, Blake. This one comes to us from Dallas Love Field. I've got this from Dallas, Texas TV, but, of course, here's what I love about the current media ecosystem. Dallas, Texas TV will post a video that someone has tagged them in and then the news will go find out what happened and do a news story about it like there's no way this news story exists unless this viral video is out there so someone one of

their reporters or researchers sees this video it's like that that's a story. I'm going to go figure that out. It's the other way around now. It's interesting to me. Social media breaks news. That guy lives in our district. What guy? The original Dallas, Texas TV guy. Really? One of them we had on. He made us use a fake name and stuff. Oh, really? You'll see him

on Rex and shit. He used to pop up on 35 and he'd be like, get the fuck off the highway. I'm allowed to be here, but you're on the highway i'm down with texas tv and he was like oh okay yeah i'll get off that's really if it's just like aggregating and collating all of it that's one thing but what are you fucking you think you're nightcrawler it's literally what he does like he's been at shootings i've been at no shit like we're dragging some dude out of an alley and there's just a random guy with you filming and you're like i always thought dt tv was just uh there's two there's two people there are two people one guy tries to be host and do man on the street stuff or that's kind of how it

started but there's another guy that does what you're saying and just i think he just geo searches yeah and i think it's a big enough channel now where like they're getting people sending them stuff oh yeah that's what i thought it was a lot of that i think that's a big enough channel now where they're getting people sending them stuff. Oh, yeah. That's what I thought it was. It's a lot of that. I think that's what it mostly is now. I didn't know they had field reporter guys. That's how it started.

Like Nightcrawler. A guy would go to Deep Bellum at 2 a.m. and start a new man on the streets. He called it Dallas, Texas TV. But then over time, it shifted into breaking news for news channels. And curiously being like like the stars score again. Yes. Wyatt Johnson with a third period goal. Yeah, just get some sports updates.

You really don't need to go anywhere else. It's Dallas News. One-stop shop. We're here for it. Well, in this case, it's a video of a guy, Dallas Lovefield. He was detained. He was attempting to board a plane. And I really don't know the backstory, really,

other than the guy was drunk. And he was denied boarding because he was drunk. He causes a disturbance. And this is the video of him being, you know. Pull that taser, you fucking bitch. Pull that taser. The guy's holding the taser. He was just laughing at him.

Not intoxicated. Oh, no. Tries to fight it. There's the taser. God's ass. That's what you get. That's what you get. That's what you get.

Was that the guy filming? Yeah. I'm going to find out. And it's just the guy. I can't remember the name of that bar or restaurant. It's a you get. Is that the guy filming? Yeah. I'm going to find out. And it's just the guy. I can't remember the name of that bar or restaurant. It's a nice one. He looks like the host. He's just a host.

Yeah, but at Love Field. It's right across from the Waterburger. I ain't going to touch it no more. Is that somebody working there or filming that? Yeah, they're at the counter. The Pappasitas, maybe. Got his ass. Need that audio, huh? That's what you get. Got his ass. Need that audio.

That's what you get. Got his ass. Let's replace the current scream and the Frankel tag with that guy. Dude, it's so funny, too. There's just people standing outside the Whataburger watching with their luggage. That's what you get. Picking strip sandwich. This is better.

Because it is just a fat guy, like a turtle. He's trying to get the roll going to get back up. That's what you get. And he just gets tased. Have you ever been tased, Jimmy, just for fun? I haven't been tased. No. Jake?

It seems like something you would have done back in your jackass days. No. I've had the stun gun, like the handheld. It looks like an electric razor where you can just use a little. But I've never. No. Because I wanted to get tased on white elephant day one year yeah and uh legal said no well i think if you sign something

like i had to sign something to fight like you can die right it can like so that was your heart rhythm just pain much like with the scorpion i would have been fine just like i'll handle the pain it'll be funny just hurt ain't no venom but once the cop, there was a cop buddy of mine. He was like, I'll do it. But you could die. Yeah. Small chance. What kills you?

Is it just knock your heart off? The electricity in the heart. Yeah. Bad. Bad. Can you explain more? But most people don't die. They just go, ah!

We had my good buddy. He's now a prominent attorney, so we'll leave the name out of it. But he had a problematic relationship with alcohol. Yeah. And he would have some deep slumbers sometimes. And we had a dog shot collar that we'd put on him. While he was sleeping? Yeah.

And he wouldn't wake, or he'd kind of pat at it, or you'd see his feet kick. And we tested it, because we didn't know if it was working because he didn't react. And we were like, is this thing? So we crank it all the way up to 10. He's not reacting. And then we like check it. Oh, my God. He's just that out. He's just out. Which leads me. We've all seen these videos on YouTube. The when the cops show up and it's the, you know, the pretty big dude and he won't comply, so they tase him. And then another guy tases him and he's basically just walking away with the little tasers just dangling behind him like a wedding vehicle. Very, very cool move.

Yeah. It really is. How is that even possible? I think these people are impervious to even high-grade tasers. You're big and tough as shit. There's got to be drugs involved at some that's that's my guess yeah yeah like again like pawn guy at rehab he was taking serious punishment and kept kept pushing you know pcp people are wild yeah that's

what my stepdad was a cop and he used to tell me that that was like the... Why does it give you like the strength of an ape? The PCPs. I think it's one of those deals of like how you have way more in the tank than you realize but your brain goes like let's not fuck ourselves up here. It's the same thing

think about like mentally what acid or mushrooms would do. That's all in your brain. Yeah. But you just don't access it. Right. And PCP lets you go like, let's give it 100%. Okay. You know what? I should try that for when I go to the Y.

Yeah. It's probably similar, even though I know this isn't actually true. I believe they. Let's take the PCP. PCP is the limitless drug. For all the kids listening out there, go find PCP. Do it. Achieve your dream. If there, go find PCP. Do it. Achieve your dream.

If you want to make varsity. Become your reality. But like the mom lifting a car type stories. I don't really believe that, but I do believe people are capable in moments of stress or trauma of maybe a little something extra. I think. Hell, I don't know. Okay, this is our last story. What's that?

Just microdose PCP. People are doing it with all kinds of stuff now. We just started a business. Yeah, we did. Let's get out of this podcast ruse. Make some real money. All right, this last story is batshit crazy. I found out about this one on Twitter, twitter so it could have been today in twitter

don't usually do the outside of dfw stories but this is a video that was released after an investigative report there is a doctor in arkansas there were complaints filed against him by some of his employees his His name is David Define. And I'm just going to let this news report do the lifting for me. And we can discuss. According to board documents, this video was taken in 2019 at Diffinay Family Practice in Blytheville. In it, Dr. David Diffinay can be seen walking around naked, including in the hallway between patient rooms. seen walking around naked,

including in the hallway between patient rooms. Another video clip sent in shows him in the receptionist area walking around three women and performing a sex act directly in front of one of the women. The clip ends with him ejaculating on her. According to the documents we received,

not only did the woman work in Diffinet's office as a lab tech for another company, she was one of his patients. According to the person who sent the board the videos, this all happened during business hours. They also claimed Diffine used his, quote, position of power, sexual grooming, salary increases to groom employees and patients into repulsive acts. At least one person agrees. Dr. Bradley Diner with the Arkansas Medical Foundation wrote,

the pervasive behavior leads to concerns about a sexual compulsive disorder of paraphilia, which may in fact cross boundaries with his delivery of medical care. An investigator with the Arkansas Department of Health interviewed Dr. Diffenay in September. According to

the report from that interview, Dr. Diffenay in September. According to the report from that interview, Dr. Diffenay was informed there were video clips of his actions. Dr. Diffenay said, quote, I don't know anything about that at all. I'd have to see those things to have any idea what you're talking about. Oh, that one. Oh, shit. That one.

My excuse for everything. That one, yeah. They're like, oh, well, we've got it. He's like, oh, yeah, that is me, isn't it? I'd have to see those things to know what you're talking about. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's creepy.

So I have obviously so many questions. As Blake pointed out, he's naked wearing a hat. He just looks like a regular lake bro. He does. And he's walking around, off hat on naked he walks into the reception uh the receptionist area i guess which is very unkempt i was super messy i was about to defend this man because it looked like it's the office is closed right here and like a dude's being creepy in an empty space let the man live his life and then he walks into the

room with three ladies in a confined space. Yeah, during business hours. And he's, yeah, there is an open pizza in this unkempt reception area, and he does kind of check that out. But also just the idea that he's standing there, he kind of does the stretch, hands up on top of that. When did he come? Yeah, right. First off, terrible behavior.

Second off, really missed opportunity for a helicopter. If you're ever going to give it a little side to side, that's the exact position in time. But the fact that they're like, eventually he ejaculated on one of his employees. How did that happen? Maybe that didn't happen there. Did you auto come?

Maybe that didn't happen there. I don auto-cum? Maybe that didn't happen there. I mean, I don't know. The whole thing is just... He could have been on PCP. He's capable of more than he thought he was. He seems really chill. I don't know. I tried looking it up, but I got nothing.

Sex with someone from the 82nd Airborne? I don't get it. Jeez, dude. Yeah. I don't know who's best at mom jokes. I wanted to go, that's what Blake's mom had. I don't know if Blake would find that funny or not. But I did it.

Paraphilia. I'm seeing nothing. I just see paraphernalia. I thought it was going to be like an attraction to patients. Recurring or intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, places, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals. I would say your office, just looking at the pizza. It has also been defined as a sexual interest in anything other than a legally consenting human partner. Well, that's a wide net.

We got a wide net. Yeah, come on. Which is something he could be attracted to. A wide net? A wide net. Yeah, come on. Which is something he could be attracted to. A wide net? A wide net. In a literal sense. Earlier this year, someone in his office complained about what he calls his, quote, naturist activities.

I'm a naturist. I'm a nudist. I just walk around. Sometimes I cum. That's nature nature This is hilarious The complaint included screenshots From one of his now deactivated Instagram accounts

At naked Dr. Dave What? That was his handle? He's not even trying He deleted it He's like oh shit we gotta cover our tracks I shouldn't have public profiles Now he deleted it. He's like, oh, shit, we've got to cover our tracks. I shouldn't have public profiles.

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My EB. Cool container, too, you know. Does Danny have this? No, I got it. Give me one sec. No, I was kidding. I got it. Oh, I thought you needed me to just follow along.

Just ruin my joke. Today is Thursday, November 21st, the 326th day of 2024. 40 days left in the year. Surely this won't end bad. In 1963, U.S. President John F. Kennedy arrived in San Antonio. They were beginning an ill-fated two-day tour of Texas that would

end in Dallas. And boy, did it. It did. You think this time Trump will release everything? I hope so. He's kind of threatened before. I feel like it's just proof that gaslighting works,

where they're going to come out with like, oh yeah, the CIA did it, and everyone's going to be like, yeah, we kind of knew. Yeah, that's true. We figured it out. So we got to San Antonio today, figured it out i don't think so we got it to san antonio today and then he landed early in the morning in fort worth for a speaking event or some type of whatever fundraiser and flew to dallas

from fort worth power move he took the damn air force one from whatever meacham field or whatever is over there in fort Worth to Love Field. Have you driven on 30? Yeah, a real Taylor Swift move. Back then, I mean, look, it's the damn motorcade. They could have probably blocked off a lane with some motorcycle cops or something, but I just found that interesting.

It's for me to get from my house to downtown Fort Worth is 35 minutes, and I'm almost in Mesquite if there's no traffic. How long did that flight take? The process of driving him to the airport, which was probably out of the way from where he was, boarding the plane, starting the plane, turning the keys. You know, you got a taxi.

Is that how you start a plane? Yeah, you do with a little rabbit foot on the end of it. You're hitting switches. Fly to Dallas, get off the keys. You know, you got a taxi. Is that how you start a plane? Yeah, you do, with a little rabbit foot on the end of it. You know, you're hitting switches. Fly to Dallas, get off the plane. I think it's all just for show, you know, for him to exit the plane and wave with the pillbox hat and the wife and all that. It's all for photo ops, but it just seemed like such a waste of time

to have to fly from Fort Worth to Dallas. Are you saying that because of that, someone should kill him? You're right. We should teach him a lesson. Yeah, I think he twigs on to something. I think his lesson was learned on about noon. Yeah, you don't come showboating in Dallas and expect there not to be repercussions. That's the day we became Douchebag City. Oh, we fly from Fort Worth to Dallas. My dad always had a joke about that.

Or it wasn't a joke. Whenever you drive there, or you'd be kids, and wherever the X's were, he'd always just go, boom, boom. And you'd always kind of, you're like, oh, shit. And he'd be like, that's where JFK got shot. He's always very happy about it. What was the third shot? You only did two. Was there three?

Yeah. Okay, well, my dad's rolling in his grave right now. The first one missed. Yeah. Sorry about Danny bringing up your dad. Okay, I'll forgive you. Thank you. All seven of the shooters all got one shot at the same time.

It only sounded like two or three. In 1980, an estimated 83 million TV viewers tuned in to the CBS primetime soap opera Dallas to find out who shot J.R. I was one of them. Yeah. Who did? It was Kristen. Do you remember that blog? We Shot JR is what it was called, right?

I do. Who was behind that? I don't remember the guy's name. It was out of Denton. Early 2000s. The ultimate snarky. If you were in a band, this guy fucking hated your guts. And he would blog about you. It was funny. I don't think he liked anything.

Super basic website. Yeah. Big red letters, white, black background. And it was great. I loved it. Musicians loved it. It's like, what are they saying about? Yeah.

Whoever did that was brilliant. Whoever did that was brilliant. In 2001, Audalee Lundgren, a 94-year-old resident in Connecticut, died of inhalation of anthrax. She was the apparent last victim of a series of anthrax attacks carried out through the mail system. And as a kid, I was terrified. Where did this happen? Connecticut. What year?

01. where did this happen connecticut what year oh one yeah so uh you know this is uh tc and i will occasionally do a story or a segment called so they got away with that huh i believe uh no one was ever actually convicted of that crime the anthrax scared no one correct remember that you were supposed to like tape up your doors and stuff and it's somehow it was like tom delay's office wasn't it former texas sounds right yeah there was one that was delivered in texas it was what probably just some nut job in america doing it yeah yeah probably had nothing to do with is or anything but it is a kid i remember being scared about anthrax and also pipe bombs oh yeah still with the pipe bomb what's that book called you can get the something manifesto you're talking about the communist

you know bombers or the industrial society now there's the one where it's like... Oh! Anarchist Cookbook? Anarchist Cookbook. That's it. Yeah. Manifesto. The Communist Manifesto? Yeah.

That's in there. Well, the Unabomber did have a manifesto. Yeah. Had some points. Dude. Had some points. Don't read it too hard, because... A little wordy.

Yeah, I just mean, there's a lot of good points. But, you know, you can't do murders. I get it. Yeah, I just mean there's a lot of good points. But, you know, you can't do murders. I get it. Birthdays today. Troy Aikman is 58. Legend. Just like Mike Thompson. Looks better than ever.

Oh, he does. I tell you, I was his body double in a commercial one time. What? I'm sorry, what? Yeah, Silver Car. Him and Judah Friedlander did a Silver Car commercial. What's Silver Car? I don't know if it's still

around oh it's like a like a rental place yeah it's all silver audis or something okay i remember this yes and uh so i just like went down the escalator 100 times so they got the lighting right and then uh at the end he had to leave early and so i put his suit on and was his hand holding the briefcase walking out of the airport it's jimbo's hand whoa and uh but i couldn't they couldn't shoot anything from the front because his shoulder he wears a 46 like long and then his pants were like a 32 what like just uh he's a just a perfect triangle of a man what a hunk it's full johnny bravo full johnny bravo this is not long ago he was in his 50s but how do you end up in that spot so i thought with doing comedy you're required to like

oh here we go jimbo's hand jimbo's that is you bet that guy yeah oh yeah Look at Troy. What a monster. How did this work? I was like, you just hear... His hat says, yep. He's in the industry, man. If you want to do comedy, you do acting and stuff. I really have no desire to do it.

I was like, I do comedy. I might as well try... Oh, Jimbo's hand. I'm getting distracted. Look at that fucking bear paw on that guy. My dad and I had laughed so much about it. That phone looks like a box of Tic Tacs and those meat hooks. We would all talk about him holding pens in the broadcast and be like, look at the fucking hands on those guys.

It's true. So like, I am Troy Hicken's hands in a commercial. That's fantastic. So I went to like a handful of auditions for commercials and shit just to like see what it was about. And I remember it was a handful of auditions for commercials and shit just to like see what it was about. And I remember it was a more particularly humiliating one, especially when you don't act. You're not good at it. And then it was for a TGI Fridays commercial.

A couple local people got it. And it's literally a bite and smile. A bite and smile. Yeah. And you walk in. You're like, hey, Jimmy. And they're like, hey, all right. So we need you to pretend like you're a cat. You're just like, what the fuck is this for?

I just go like, ah, these quesadillas are good. Jeez, that is very uncomfortable. And they're just like, no one laughs or responds while you're pretending to be a cat for a minute. Did you make the final cut? No. No callbacks? And then you just walk out shamefully. And I was walking out, and this lady walked past me, and she was like,

Hey, how tall are you? And I was like, 6'3". And she was like, You lying to me? And I was like, I'm standing next to you. And she was like, What are you doing Saturday? That's how you got Aikman? That's literally how I got Aikman. The only acting job I ever booked, ever got paid to do.

How much did you get for that? It went into overtime, so I got like $1,000. It was like $980. Damn. All right. That's awesome. You were just kind of hanging out for 10 hours. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Brett Maher is 35. Maher. Cooper Rush, 31. Sort of the- Doesn't look a day over 36. He's only 31. He's the worst interview we've ever had about that what a chad daniels like career though to be 31 you're you know eight ten years into a career played a handful of games just put 40 million dollars in the bank yeah i don't know what to make it what's he made in his career 40 well like a backup quarterback's making a million a year minimum.

Yeah, he's probably two. Somebody else will make him a backup quarterback. He's made about 10. He'll get another contract and make about six. Yeah, he'll end up making about 20 million. Okay. Danny Hank Blaylock is 44. Hammering Hank.

Ben Bishop, 38. You were right about that. Don't bring it up. Antoine Roussel is 35. He once tried to teach me how to French kiss on a Starz trip. Yeah. He was awesome. Yeah.

Wild French boy, little guy. And his bit with me was, so I had called, I think it might have been my first Stars trip. And I had called my wife when we were waiting on our bags, and they heard me talking to her, and they were making fun of me. The players? For calling your wife? Yeah. Yeah. And then we got our bags it's

awesome like if you've never done it i mean they've got a whole table with your key on the table you don't wait on anything it's just right there the players have their money envelopes and i got on the elevator with russell and two other players and I had like a pretty big bag uh luggage I don't know they had small ones because they just they can sew their stuff on the plane they got on and he's like what is some how do you do French what these not everything's Borat for me I don't want these in the bag he's like what's his bag he like, did you bring your stupid wife? All the other French guys laughed. Like, got him.

Yeah. Really weird. He thought it was really funny. You going to hit them? Yeah. Cool dude. Ken Griffey Jr. is 55. Of the Griffey list.

Michael Strahan, 53. Justin Tucker is 35. What happened to him? No longer the most accurate kicker of all time. Doesn't it feel like he could kick for another 10 or 15 years? Yeah, it's just one of those things where when it goes, it really seems like it goes. And it might be going. Who was the Baltimore kicker that kicked until he was like 50?

Matt Stover. And he lasted a long time. He was good, too. Blake Island's kid, too, I believe. You Stover. He lasted a long time. He was good, too. Blake Hyland's kid, too, I believe. You are correct. Chris Moneymaker's 49. Remember that era? He was a big conduit to having that entire sport

blow up on ESPN. God, man. I watched it that summer. 99, 2000? When did he win the WSOP? I'm so glad that that came and went. Yeah, it was fun. I never got into it on TV. No.

I did. Yeah, say it so did I. I loved it. Rainbow red flop. Here we go. Come on. Don't work. Goldie Hawn is 79.

Wow. Who's her daughter? Kate Hudson. Okay. He was married to the guy from Black Crows for a while, I believe. Nicolette Sheridan is 61. She's pretty awesome, right? Why do I have great memories of her?

What was the... God, Desperate Housewives? Was that her? Yeah, she's the one that they made America mad because T.O. was real controversial at the time, and it was an Eagles game, and he walked in to either he walked in or she walked in to the showers,

and one of them was changing, and they were naked. It was like, oh, black guy, white lady, Desperate Housewives. It was very taboo at the time To be an open for Monday night football Oh yeah You remember this now? Okay

Was this before or after the scene from Any Given Sunday? I do remember that What inspired what? Yeah, that's a good point Jake, Jimmy Simpson is 49 She is McPoyle on Always Sunny Jake, Jimmy Simpson is 49. She is McPoyle on Always Sunny. Oh, my God.

Which character is that? She's the sister of the McPoyle. She's a McPoyle, and she's surprisingly, like you know the show, the McPoyles, they drink milk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Cricket? Cricket's homeless. Yeah. The McPoyles are the ones who look sweaty.

One of them was the main actor on Westworld. The guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. God, what's his name? Whatever. So these are the McPoyles. Oh, there we go. Yeah, and their sister.

Oh, that dude's great. The guy on the right? Yeah, he's in Westworld, right? Okay, yeah. But this isn't right. Jimmy Simpson is the guy on the right. Oh, okay. I was going to say, I thought it was a woman named Jimmy because their sister, who on the show has a unibrow.

If you haven't seen her, it's not going to make sense. They make her look disgusting. She's extremely attractive. Yeah. Yeah. Carly Rae Jepsen is 39. I'm a fan. It's on the playlist every day.

Why? Sometimes it's Friday. No, that's Rebecca Black. It's on the playlist every day. Why? Sometimes it's Friday. No, that's Rebecca Black. It's Call Me Maybe. Who's grown up, if you haven't seen that video. Like grown up in a good way? Yeah. Rebecca Black or Carly Rae Jepsen?

Rebecca Black. Okay. Let's do Dead on This Day, Still Dead first. In 1963, Robert Stroud, Birdman of Al alcatraz died at 73 tomorrow jfk will be on it nice maybe big day yeah maybe why was he the bird man i think he uh raised birds in prison i thought he tried to do ancarus like exit from prison. Oh, quite work. Born on this day. Now dead.

Sid Luckman. Uh, why do I know that name? It sounds like a mobster. Who I didn't know. Apparently he was a quarterback for the bears. Yeah. The quick little Wikipedia thing said four time champion,

greatest T formation quarterback, and also the greatest long range passer of all time so i thought i'll be the judge of that i don't know he just got any video no i just have numbers okay career touchdown passes 137 career interceptions 132 look completion they're slinging it no risk it no biscuit career completion 52%. Out of the wing tee, you're playing jackpot out there. Damn it, when he drops back, you better watch out. Natural throwing motion. Yeah, very natural and also very comfortable and calm in the pocket. Good grief.

Looks like he got hit by one of those tasers. Five-time first-team All-Pro, four-time champion, but, yeah, he wouldn't start for the McKinney Lions today. You go back to that picture, he's probably like 18. Yeah, he had to do that face because he still had shrapnel in him from the war. Clint still had Korean blood on him. That would be some time later. I don't know how old this gentleman is

that's okay stan musial also born in this day now dead reggie lewis member of the 27 club not really he had a heart attack during practice but he was 27. harold ramus and the great one of my favorite writers of all time Great. It's one of my favorite writers of all time. And are you sitting down? Yes, I am now. Born in this day, now dead. It's going to be Ryan Dunn or Steve-O or somebody from...

Pennsylvania politician. Dead in 1987. What? By his own hand. What? Is it... If anybody's squeamish in here... Is it Bud Dwyer day?

It must be. Bud. Big day. Dwyer. Wow. What are you going to do tonight? I'm going to shoot myself with a snub-nosed.357. The only way you can celebrate Bud Dwyer day.

Even with a potato gun. So you don't die. You still honor the man. So I missed this. Let me do it real quick. Okay. Viewer mail birthdays. Oh, yeah.

Right on. Hi, Dan. Tomorrow, Thursday, is my birthday. Please give me a B-Day shout-out. Thanks. B-L. Oh, Brett Lieber. Straight to the point.

To the point. No bits. No fat on that. Love it. And we love your kid. Dear Lunchpale of the late... He's an intern for us, the kid. I don't...

Oh, yeah. He's not a kid. He's a grown man. Randomly saying, like, and we love your kid. I was actually talking about his nine-year-old daughter. I want to get this out. Good Halloween costume for next year. Do the Bud Dwyer. Just have a gun and just walk

into rooms. An envelope. Always have the envelope. Always have an envelope and a gun. He ate it though. Right? Boy, that cameraman just lingered on his corpse for a long time. Good camera guy.

Yeah. He got the shot. Intern's a good kid, though. Yes. Yes. I'll repeat this. Dear Lunch Pale of the Labia, I'm writing to endorse my own birthday, number 45.

I'm a week one DF and my leaders are the falling man fajitas from Mesa it's pretty good the whole menu is not 9-11 themed that's where they went wrong Dan's banana Blake's side quest

Jake's bravery thank you for the dumb zone et al cheers from Cole dear uncle hotmail Thursdayursday november 21st will be my warren moon plus jerry west birthday i don't know i give up in english i'm 45 uh tell blake tell blake thank you again for coming out to to uh tour the dallas morning news print facility yes i think i'll tell you about that tomorrow maybe monday okay uh closing it up right yeah and they're moving um yeah we'll get into that okay took a lot of video it's really cool uh

best regards df matt b okay they're moving their facility downsizing oh what are they just farming it out to kinkos what's the deal, a lot of it's just not working. People don't buy newspapers anymore. My neighborhood, quite a few. Quite a few I still see in the yards every morning. They've been there for weeks. Yeah. There's some elderly that's still hanging on in the East D.

Hello, conqueror of the cum dumpster. Jesus. Today is my 46th birthday. And as the undisputed president of the Greater West Little Rock Dumb Zone fan club, I would love a shout out. Here it is. My leaders are the dirty Frenchman that Sarah Heppler rode while blacked out, Jake's courage,

and Blake's balls ability to not drop during puberty. More Blake, more Julie, more MBR. Love you all. Play on, play a mat. Dear Frencher of the South Mouth, this is my Dwight Powell squared birthday. Okay, 49. My leaders are a world without Sarah Heppola.

Oh my God. Dan's pronunciation of Reese's. He does say that weird. Reese's. It drives me crazy. A lot of people do that. Reese's Pieces. In Mike Tyson's Legacy. Did you hear that the other day?

You hadn't seen that viral clip? Uh-uh. The Mike Tyson Legacy with the little kids interviewing him. She's like, what? The girl's like maybe, what, 14? Yeah. No, not even. You're talking about that?

12 maybe? 11? Jazzy's TV, something like that. Yeah. Yeah, let's see if I can find it. That's pretty good. Beautiful. More casual swears and live spots and shout out to orchestral df brandon in detroit this is from

aaron and finally today is my birthday i'm turning the big 29 my wife hates y'all but she lets me subscribe even though i got laid off more julie i have a cousin who works on the boys and I got a really cool insight into next season when Homelander has to cash out his refinance to refinance his home. Yeah. You watch that show? I watched the first two seasons.

That's kind of watching the show. How many are there? Are there four? I don't know. I don't watch it. Dan's obsessed. I turned it off halfway through the first episode. I saw the clip of the blowing the dick up. You're up. Oh, for no moral reasons. I just saw that. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah. I watched about 40 minutes of it and said, this isn't for me. God, it's hilarious. This guy can shrink down like Ant-Man and does some sexual gratification of another gentleman. So he's inside the cavernous cornosa. Who knows? And then he sneezes and blows up to regular size, thus destroying this man's genitals.

That's what we're missing out on. It's got heart. The show's got heart. He has a question about blind Josh. What kind of visuals does a blind guy get on psychedelics? I think they're there. Because if you think about it, like when you close your eyes, there's weird stuff going on.

Colors and... Is that you seeing that, though? That's true. That's a good point. You are a doctor. Your eyes don't actually see anything. Your brain interprets the way the light refracts through the corneal

vortex. That's a good question. I've never asked. What? Thanks for what you do to your body, Houston Miller. That's it? That's it. Alright, let's play this real quick. I think this is it. In your return to the ring for this fight,

you are set... Again, 12 to maybe 13. Little kid asking. She's got a YouTube show. She's interviewed celebrities, some out of the In your return to the ring for this fight, you are setting a monumental opportunity for kids my age to see the legend Mike Tyson in the ring for the first time. So after such a successful career, what type of legacy would you like to leave behind when it's all said and done? Well, I don't know. I don't believe in the word legacy. I think that's another word for ego. Legacy doesn't mean nothing. That's just some word everybody grabbed onto. Someone said that word and everyone grabbed on the word. So now it's used every five seconds. It means absolutely nothing to me. I'm just passing through. I'm going to die and it's going to be over.

Who cares about legacy after that? Thank you, mister. What a big ego. So I'm going to die. I want people to think that I'm this. I'm great. No, we're nothing. We're just dead.

We're dust. We're absolutely nothing. Our legacy is nothing. Well, thank you so much for sharing that. That is something that i have not heard before someone say that my i'd be pretty quick on her feet it's a young lady right my parents don't let me watch that part of youtube so that is the first time i have seen this here's a little more answer so thank you so much for giving me that kind of idea as well

can you really okay so it could have been over yeah but no well my mic has now been unwound so thank you so much for giving me that kind of idea as well can you really imagine somebody say i want my legacy to be this way when i get dead why do you want to do you think i really want to think about you how what's the adaption I think I want people to think about me when I'm gone who the fuck cares about me when I'm gone you can just feel him getting wound up I love the monologue I love it jimmynelsoncomedy.com come out Sunday we'll have a great time

thank you we'll see you tomorrow adios mofo we gotta go before this becomes a zoo thank you for watching my video subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my video look at all those empty seats Another blowout, rinse and repeat As there goes a piece of debris Falling from the roof at someone's feet This was once an FL lure and so a leap This team couldn't win if they tried to cheat The jokes keep coming without skipping a beat

while Jerry angrily sips his Johnny Walker neat looking like a corpse rotting in defeat in his own sweet the cowboy soul was sold for a lot of a rich fool's gold a story that's always been told Now the world is watching it unfold The cowboy's soul was sold For a lure of a rich fool's gold A story that's always been told Now the world is watching it unfold He wanted to be loved, he dreamed So he went and bought America's team The first five years couldn't have gone better He thought this feeling would last forever But he wasn't doing the little things right Tasting the taste of success despite

But he knows what he's done when he lays down at night He'll ask for forgiveness when he sees the light The cowboy's soul was sold For a lot of a rich fool's gold A story that's always been told Now the world is watching it unfold The cowboy's soul was sold For a lot of a rich fool's gold A story that's always been told Now the world is watching it unfold

Everything you do will catch up to you There's nothing all your fame and money can do He knows this deep down, it's always been true He'll spin this story with an excuse, he's got a few He'll spin this story with an excuse, he's got a few Jerry Jones, all you have to do is repeat after me Tell the world that you're just so sorry You wanted all the money and the things So much so you made it about you and not the game All that pride and ego, you can't even feel ashamed All we want is for you to take the blame

The cowboy's soul was sold For a lure of a rich fool's gold A story that's always been told Now the world is watching it unfold The cowboy's soul was sold For a lure of a rich fool's gold A story that's always been told Now the world is watching it unfold