The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 11-24-25 | Cowboys massive comeback win over the Eagles

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Cowboys tie the largest comeback in franchise history at 21 points against the Eagles. The hope for the season continues. Plus, we get Michael Irvin's instant reaction to the game, hear Tom Brady's unfortunate misspeak, and find out who won the soup off all from the freshly decorated Gameday Men's Health Studio at Fox 4 (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (46:10) - Cowboys overcome 21 point deficit (01:14:17) - Tom Brady's unfortunate misspeak (01:44:34) - Today in Twitter: Michael Irvin (01:54:33) - News: Slender Man escapes (02:14:21) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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You are looking live if you're watching on YouTube or you are listening to Live to tape the Dumbzone, downtown Dallas, in our Game Day Men's Health studios, gameday.dumzone.com Blake is seething That's right, game day You can get 10% off TRT for life Blake is upset Although you're hiding it

The mustache can hide anything I know you don't like to decorate for Christmas Before Thanksgiving And here we are What a beautiful looking studio. Is that a Thanksgiving tree behind you? I mean, it's Thanksgiving week. We threw all three downs and punted.

This is woke culture. This is DEI. Decorate Early for Christmas. I don't know. That wasn't intentional. But yes, if established the run guy. Decorate early intentionally. If established the run guys against decorating before Thanksgiving, we

we screwed up. Notice how my corner is situational. That's right. Right. But we reached out to the best. She said she hasn't heard that name in a long time and she... I need my own team. She came in,

she saw the mess that we had and said I can fix this. And we just kind of let her go. That's right. She did. And she did indeed fix it. It looks beautiful. It does. My mom decorated the studio with the help. My mom and my stepdad, a friend of theirs, minimal help from me. Clayton was involved. There was some night missions up here. But it looks good. It's festive. I was somewhat involved. Your stepdad would have never found the vacuum cleaner without me.

But had I known where the vacuum cleaner was, I would have never been able to get it. he just treated a freight elevator like he uses it five times a day. Yeah. He's like, oh, like he has the whole thing open. I'm like, it would have taken me an hour to get into this freight elevator if I'm ever in there. Yep.

But he's like a man. He is. He brought, he brought like four different ladders, like just ladders. Yep. And I'm like, oh, where did you get these? Should I help you put them back? Oh, no, no, these are mine. You just brought ladder?

You just have this many. ladders. Yeah, I mean, this is what they do for a job. I just told him he'd be the greatest neighbor ever. He is. That's how I get ladders. Yeah. My neighbor has a ladder. Yeah. You need a taller one? Well, the other neighbor down the street has a taller one. Yeah, no. Before everyone else got like YouTube and chat GPT, I had my stepdad. He didn't kind of live down the street. I'm like, I don't know how to do this. He's like, all right. I got you. Yeah, it looks cool. It's great to have a man in the studio. It just, yeah felt like somebody who could do some work

like how long would it you and me doing this uh well again we still be or you say you think you've got a little shoddy in you like you've been hanging around it all your life no i did it i've done this basically what you know they hung the equivalent of like draperies right these are just like uh what like one by six is all the way around the top here

and they just they just screwed panels of fabric you know they're hanging from me here. This is not rocket science is what I'm telling you. Okay, well, I'm extra impressed. Don't explain it to me. But it involves obviously cutting it up. This is, well, we're not a visual show, so I don't want to go too far into this, but they're, you know, they've, they've cut rods, the width of the room, and then these things are hanging from that. Now, that wall right there, uh, you and I would have needed a lot of help getting into that wall,

uh, because I, he said it's cement. Yeah, the drill that he had is not possessed. It is cement. By most common folk. That was a... Yeah, he said he had to get an extra... He told me what it was, but I was zoned out. Like, I wouldn't remember it. I don't need that information.

But it's weird. I don't know how to do most man... 99% of man stuff, like you. But this one very niche thing of hanging fabric from boards that I cut... You're all about that? I could do this, yeah. She put a Santa hat on Baker.

She came into the studio and said, what are the three things... Or she didn't say what are the three things. She said, what absolutely has to stay and be visible? And I said, well, Game Day Men's Health Studio, the Lone Star Beer sign, and Baker Mayfield's Fathead. I was Baker. I heard he got hurt last night.

Yeah, he did. He did. Was that one of your picks? We can talk about that in a minute. We can say hello to our sit-in at the Game Day Men's Health studio is Jacob. Jacob, what's your bit? I am a video coordinator in the UFL. The UFL.

Yes. Where exactly is that? The United Football League, minor league football. Is that the one that plays in Arlington? Yes, all of them are Arlington. Or they're all headquartered in Arlington. What do you mean? So all eight teams, office out of one building in Arlington.

And then they travel to their home cities to play. Did we know this? Did everybody here know this? Yeah, I knew it, but I also have met Jacob before he came to a remote, like at the, when we were at the ballpark and kind of explained it. Opening day. I was like, hey, hit up Blake, you know. He grinded through those lower ranks. It's a shock. Blake never did any sort of spring football work given his travel-wise. Both teams fly on the same plane when you travel. Spicy. Interesting. Um, do they intermix, or are they separate?

They load from the front and back. So the front of the plane is the home team. The middle is the staff of both teams. And then the back is the other team. Okay. That's wild. So it's... Have you been on these planes?

Oh, yeah. I fly with the teams. I was with the Houston team my first year in the last two years with the San Antonio team. Is the, uh, I would guess the roster sizes are much smaller than. 53 men rosters. Oh. Hmm. Not that, not smaller at all.

not small at all yeah i met him a couple weeks ago at the smu game and he was running like the coach com coaches tablets the sideline tablets in college football now yeah so i was tech support for that in the offseason good for you man it's got to be a lot of pressure if that messes up that's what i said

yeah yeah it's like i'd rather have it mess up the on-air broadcast or something messing up belichick's uh let's not go that far it's just tablet i'm just saying if i worked yeah yeah and i didn't know i didn't know that was a non-team employee. Yeah, so the team's video staff, they're in charge of getting them to coaches.

I just stand next to them in case anything breaks. Okay. Okay, so you don't do anything? If everything goes well, yes. Has it ever broken? Not any that I've worked. The TCU Baylor game a couple weeks ago where it was three rain delays

and field was flooding. Yes, some things went wrong there, but fortunately I wasn't there. I think my brother had the tablet job and got shooting. up by Drew Buries a couple times. That's why I was saying, like, a non-team employee. Usually it's going to be somebody that they can scream at.

Yeah. Good for you, man. Thank you. Do you go by Jacob? Either one. Jake, Jacob. Well, it's a conscious choice. Yeah.

Some people, it's weird. If someone who's always called me Jake calls me Jacob, I think it's weird and vice versa. What do you want us to call you? Jacob's fine. J-Mart. J-Mart. That's my email. You ever have a guy, like, I had.

a guy trying to sell me on a pool Remo or something a couple years ago and he had some kind of a name like that but I like he had texted me his name but then somebody else referred to him you know my neighbor introduced me to him I'm like so Jake or Jacob what should I call

you and he said you know what he said whatever you want just don't call me he did he said it he did late for dinner I'm like oh you can Call me whatever, but don't call me late for dinner.

You've never heard of that? That's like an old dad thing, you know. No, I've heard the other way around. Call me whatever you want. Just don't call me late for dinner. I'm like, oh. Now I'm, it totally changed. Like, everything was going great until he said that.

Even his estimate was too high. And I was like, I don't know, man. I kind of like this guy. I think I'm going to go with him. And then he did that. And I don't know. It's like you chief do you. I don't know.

I've heard the other way around. Boss. I don't care. and it's my mom. I don't care what they call me as long as they call me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I get that one a lot. Geez. Well, anyways, how about a weekend check, Dan? How about a weekend check? How about brought to us by where's my sponsor sheet? Well, I'm going to say that it's brought to us by the good people at Fairlees who can help save you some time this holiday season.

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When he roofied us Or at least that's the picture he took Unconferred Oh yeah, there is a picture right Yeah My bad And he has more friends with birthdays Than anybody we've ever known

Yeah So there's another one to No, I'm kidding All right So Yeah, bro Don't call me late for dinner My weekend was fairly uneventful

Picked up my kid from the airport Through around the show yesterday Um Also, I just stared at the When you win games Picking games You don't really look at it too much That's why Jake yesterday's like

Oh, I don't even know How'd we do? How'd I do? I haven't looked at it once All I'm doing is staring at it all weekend Because I've been on the coldest streak I thought I was on the coldest streak you could ever be on Oh no Oh no and then I went 0 and 3 Saturday

I'm like ah well as long as if I can't hit my triple play if I get a couple this can still be a nice little weekend then I lost like every game and then Philly goes up 21 nothing I'm like well you know what at least I'll have one now this is going to be worse for the team because Jake's going to lose a triple play

but in my head I was thinking at least this doesn't stain me with the scarlet oh, the zero. You know, like my beloved Browns once experienced. Sure. But then as the day went on,

and his Baker Mayfield ends up really doing what Baker Mayfield does in prime time. I think he's like two and 16. I'm not kidding. On primetime games. Wow. Is he a sneaky

Kirk? He's a sneaky Kirk, you kind of don't think of them that way? Hmm. Are you looking at it? I'm trying to. Oh, okay. Anyway, I went 0-10 yesterday or over the weekend. Damn.

So you've probably surpassed me. I'm probably dropped to the bottom. Like, it's... I'm thinking in my head, it's as hard to go 0-10 as it is to go 10 and 0. It's true. I was... Like, you're just going to get a lucky one here and there. I was really proud of my week and was going to come in and glow.

about it until I saw how sad you were about your week. Makes it not as fun. No, it's not as fun anymore. And this is that, like I was telling Jake yesterday, and like I've been saying ever since like week one or two, the team thing kind of sucks because then I'm like, oh my gosh, I picked against Jake's triple play. I want Jake's triple play to win.

Like to really do a team thing, you probably have to collude like the sorrows are. And they are. Yeah, because, you know, when you're doing an individual thing, It's fun to go against you. Yeah. You know, it's fun for us to go against each other. And now you wouldn't even consider doing that. Well, I mean, we don't fully have a payoff either.

So there's a lot, there's a lot open-ended here. And I do appreciate that we haven't settled on anything because now, if we were just blowing them out, then the debate over how to settle it would be like accusatory. Like, oh, it's just because you guys know you're going to win. Basically, we're starting at zero right now because we're one game apart. Are we negative? We're one up. We're one up.

Okay. So yeah. Don't you have a thing tonight? I got the Niners. Triple play? Yeah. Okay, so everybody pray hard. And see, that sucks too.

That can put us two up, three up. Four. I got to check the playoff simulator to see if I want Carolina or San Francisco. Sorry, pal. San Francisco lowers our chances Carolina raises our chances The Cowboys Yeah but it's minute

Have fun cheering for Bryce Young On the road We'll get it Seven Yeah All right good Clayton Weekend check

So I was consuming content this weekend And I found something that falls under Blake's reporter audio category. So I wanted to share that with you guys. Okay. Here. On the dumb zone. From its scenic views overlooking the Cimarron River to its past as an outlaw hideout.

The history of Horse Thief Canyon offers visitors more than just a weekend getaway. And it's... What is this from? Yeah, what are you watching? That's the very first package that I ever had broadcast on network television. That's you? Oh, wow. Amazing.

Let's hear it again. That history that Ben Holder shares with his visitors as he shows them around the canyon. For the next decade, Doolin and his wild bunch called Horse Seed Canyon home, robbing trains and earning the respect of local townspeople. And while Horse Thief Canyon proved to be a safe haven for. dueling in his gang. It was on a trip home to see his family when Marshalls ambushed him. Did you record this in the library? Why are you having to be so quiet when you read? It isn't like projecting. Yeah. So it was a magazine show in Oklahoma.

I interned at in college and one of the things was, hey, if you want to do a package, do a package. So I did a package and then a year later they ran it. They ran it. Yeah, they ran it. A year later. A year later. They had to wait for the culture to be ready. Too much gold at the Oklahoma magazine. Yeah. Yeah, that's an interesting delivery. It was really weird because my accent in college was a lot thicker.

Sure. And the one thing that they were teaching me in broadcast school was, like, how to tone it down a little bit. So, and it still, like, catches me today. Like, I have to slow down how I talk a lot. And then the whole kind of. I should have left the anchor's intro, but the whole magazine show is a very softer tone. It's very like if NPR was Oklahoma toned. So I just kind of went with that.

And I mean, I was 19, so. But yeah, that was, I watched that package and ripped myself apart. And it was just like, why did you do that, that or that? Well, it got you here. somehow that's all you need to know yeah listen up Henry hey speaking of consuming content

I forgot to mention I think I mentioned on the stream yesterday but I finished the Eddie Murphy documentary nice which is very good I'm interested to know if it would be very good to someone who didn't live through

Eddie Murphy I was a little young when he first broke out but then you know clearly he was the big star of like when I was in high school you know and they say that's a big period which imprints everything into your brain yeah i will definitely get to it you say it's three parts or is it a oh it's one it's just a one part thing okay right clayton yeah yeah it's just one big long thing yeah one long show

uh and then i finished the john candy thing which really the first half a little more upbeat than the second half yeah it does get sad and uh unbelievable how young he was when he died, he was 43. He looked 50 when he was in his 20s, right? Like he... Yeah, I mean, like even era adjusted. Like, people looked older then, but he had... And he had, like, the affect of an older man.

It's just his whole thing just seemed middle-aged, beaten. Whereas Eddie Murphy, Black Don't Crack or something, right? He still looks really good, but you know how old he must be, you know? I mean, he broke on on the Saturday Night Live when he was 19 years old. It's incredible. And it's kind of a little bit LeBronish. It's incredible that he didn't just coke out and just,

because he was, you know, he was the man. So what's what happened? I mean, I know he's had like a latent life kind of, he's mad at, what was the deal if he didn't go off the deep end? He just like. With SNL? With Eddie Murphy, he was, It just seemed like he was kind of receding from public light for, like, 10, 15, 20 years post like me being in high school up until very recently.

Well, I think he's been doing stuff that you haven't paid attention to, but he did say, like, you know, he started having kids, and he has like nine or ten. Well, there you go. So he started having kids, family life, you know, blah, blah, blah. People say that's important to them. And you change. Anyway, sorry, I interrupted the weekend check. you're good uh let's see here with more weekend check saturday night or saturday morning i was up here with my mom helping with the decorating of the game day men's health studio which pretty much

just meant sitting here um and then saturday afternoon yeah because i came up mid and then stayed till the end and i said well i'm just going to get out of your way she's like good like she you say basically it's just sitting here she wanted just sitting here here. And I'm like, yes, this is what I want. I want to let a I want to let Mozart paint. No, no, no. So I was up here for that, and then after that, we had people

over. Just don't love using the term Friendsgiving anymore. Oh, I thought it was like a soup thingy. It was. What'd you call it? We had a soup off. A soup off. Were you there? Okay.

I had a seven-year-old say to me yesterday at soccer. I'm having Friendsgiving after this. And I was like, okay, well, we made it to the moon and back with that term. Where did it start? The show Friends? No, much more recent than that. I don't know.

In the last five to seven years, it was maybe more, but it was really more just like realizing that all your friends are in one place around that time. Back in town. You'd rather hang out with them. You'd actually rather do a gathering with them, so why not make it happen? But, so we did that.

There was a soup component. Big soup household. My wife said to soup. Today's a soup day. Didn't it feel like that when you woke up? Oh, yeah. Yeah, and it got a little bit cooler on Saturday. Had the fire going.

But, yeah, we... Nice. We had a bounce house. It was awesome. We did a bit. We shot a bit with T.C. And it required us filming. Maybe a dozen or something.

of our kids. We needed kids for a bit, so we had a party and had a, had a filming of a bit. Okay, Epstein. Dude, it was weird. Like, we have a buddy, because not everybody, you know, some people's kids are older, and there were a couple kids there that are like 11, 12, 13. And just talking to buddies who have kids that age, especially if you have, I don't know, a daughter who, they know what's in the news.

the news is about global pedophilia of the high school and you think 13 year olds are paying attention to that I think now every kid who's eighth grade ninth grade knows like who Epstein is and they know that there's a thing out there that's hmm I mean I could be wrong but yeah I don't know the teen also the one group of kid I just don't know how to act in front of. Like, if I see Brooks and Vinny coming, I can... Yeah. But like a seventh or eighth grader, I don't know.

That's not cool. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. So you're trying to figure out all of that. But it was a great time, dude. My wife's soup won, but she didn't want to say that she won. Oh, yeah, that can't happen. So she gave it to someone else.

Commissioner won the league. While kind of acknowledging that it was at first place. So that makes her, like, triply better. Like, I did win, and I'm so cool that I just gave it to someone else. Yeah, except he went upon receiving it, was like, well, why'd you have to say that? Like, just so you know, you're actually second. But here's your little blue ribbon. But it was fun, man.

It was good to see Blake. What kind of soup won? What kind of soup did you bring? I didn't. Not everyone did. Okay. That's a lot to ask people. Some people brought, you know, sweets, various desserts.

In my defense, I texted Jake, what time do I need to be there and do I really have to bring soup? And he said, don't bring soup show up at this time. So I just freeloaded. I ate a lot of soup. Was just you and the boy? No, wife and both boys. Okay. The whole gang, man.

There was a lot of people there. Oh, that's right. Wife has been off work, so now. yeah you don't get any you in the boy time anymore no yeah and if i have any free time it's she's got to be involved somehow there's another world where that is described as she wants to spend time with me but you don't think i've heard that on her time she's got to be involved somehow there there might have been like 40 people there there was a lot of kids there running around it felt it felt like a simulation of like the perfect like get together because your house is immaculate i heard all the

hens saying it's everything in the house matches how does she do this everything was clean there's turf in the backyard there's a bounce house your little office is perfect the pool the renovation is fantastic he had quad box going it was unbelievable everything you had that makes me feel good blake you've done well i appreciate with the reno with the reno so uh the uh the other thing I did this weekend, a listener had reached out to me and was like, hey, I hear you talk about still playing flag football. Now I'm 40. I should not be doing this anymore, but I've basically done it my whole life or post high school the whole time, save for a few gaps in there. And this guy hit me up and said, hey, I play on Sunday mornings pretty close to your house. It's a group of,

you know, 20-something guys, and we get together and play, and it's 7 a.m. on Sundays. And I'm like, man, that seems perfect. It's right down the street. It's the perfect time. And I've seen these guys playing before and thought they look a little older. I don't know. Is that really what I want to be doing? Admitting that I'm out of the leagues now and into the pickup game for older guys.

Because I still play in a league of guys who are 10 to 15 years younger than me. I'm a hanger on. It's a make-a-wish case. Even at the shape I'm in now, which is much better than it was when I joined. them. I'm not building the offense around me. I'm out there given a lot of effort and I can protect the quarterback. But I, you know, I'm not good. So this guy invited me to this deal this weekend where there's probably, I think it was 28 guys and they play six on six with a sub. And they on Friday night have four captains and they draft four teams. They take a field and since it's six

on six they divide a field into two very easy to do at this at a full middle school field and they just played three games of 20 minute half so we played for two hours and 45 minutes so this isn't an organized league it's just these guys and it was and they've been doing it for like eight nine years uh it was so much fun dude you don't have a ref but everybody's just being cool about it there wasn't a bunch of shit talking which i felt great to know that that I'm not just out there to do that, because I do like that part of it. It was just fun.

It was so much fun. And dude, I'm sore in places that I haven't remembered were there in 10 years. It's been a while since a quarterback came to me and was like, what do you want, big man? I'm like, fuck, dude, I'm about to route this dude up. And then I'm not going to be able to walk tomorrow. It was so much fun.

And they just like put all this together on their own. They organize it on their own, police it on their own. it's free it's a great time but you don't have matching jerseys and stuff no they just said wear this this this or this four colors

figured it out and we got a lot of run in it was awesome great time and then yesterday we uh we got a dub we got conne roso burgers damn how was it

you i mean it doesn't make sense why is it what would they do if they wanted to make like airplanes Would those be the best airplanes? Oh, yeah, it was really good. They just decide that they're making burgers, and it's just the best burger you've ever had.

Then everybody makes fun of me, because I was surprised that they'd just put two patties on every bun. Are you saying that's too much? No, I was just surprised that they do it as a matter of course. I'm thinking it's great. So this is an innovation that's not really an innovation, but when you're cooking burgers on a griddle like that, uh the term that clayton used yesterday the smash burger nobody ever single patties those it's

about the same amount of meat maybe a little more than you'd get on a grilled like third pound but it's thicker okay but these are like they smash it down and it's it tastes way better yeah man's just learning a lot canne roaster fries hell yeah oh my gosh those were next level Blake's weekend check, though, is brought to us by Trident Garage Doors, or Trident Access Services, because apparently, you know... Gates? You have gates, and that gives you access. That's explaining... I guess I don't need to explain the title of their company to everybody, but...

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Argyle ended up covering, they won by 42. You're just picking all the games right this week. I had a good week. Didn't you go 9? Or you're 7 and 0 now? No, 6 and 1. Oh, okay. Because I fell for the Baker cycle.

I thought after a loss, he would show up and win on the road. Well, they really died now. Or at least backdoor covered. The Rams are just so freaking good, man. Yeah, it's unreal. So again, in this running story of I do a game in Provo, do a game in Allegiance Stadium in Vegas, AT&T Stadium every other week. Just based on the circumstances and how their press box operated, we set up outside on Friday night.

And I even sent you the text of like, I don't want to hear it if I high step into the end zone when I'm eating prime rib at a carving station or whatever the Thanksgiving spread is this Thursday, I've earned it. Yeah. No, dude, you look like you were. you were outside of a pet store trying to get people to sign up for kids who commit suicide donations. Like it was the cheapest looking little card table. We pulled patio

tables together. Like get away. We had chairs. I'm not interested. We just had to get power, which I had to avoid like you had to open the vent to plug in the power and there was a ginormous spider in there. And I'm a weenie. So I'm just like,

just trying to stick it in there. Were you the softest person and godly at that point no doubt of course i was so um but it's you know you got to do what you got to do we have a standard so uh set up outside uh godly has a pretty interesting bit where they are not allowed to pray before the game so instead the PA guy comes out and says uh here in johnson county we're not allowed to pray before the game but if we were we'd pray for the health and safety of these athletes. We'd pray for our servicemen.

What? It was pretty funny. Can't pray, but if we could, this is how we'd do it. How are they prohibited from praying? Every public school and district and county does it. Nobody's ever... I don't know. Snap was with me.

He said maybe it's a county rule. I don't know. Noted law respectors Johnson County of the sheriff who is having... Remember what I used to do to women in white pants? when I was a younger man. Oh, that guy? Yeah, and like using their flock cameras to hunt down some women who had an abortion, but they're like, dude, they're up our butts about this prayer at football thing.

I don't know. Better listen. I don't know, but it messed up our pregame timeline. Oh, that's all he cares is the interstitials. Wait, we're never able to cover the anthem because of your silly prayer. So, um, are the anthem just a prayer? Like, what are we doing? That's all to say.

We're dedicating five minutes to standing in silence. I can't cover that. Argyle rolled. They were up 14 in the first 30 seconds. And I got sent this. A parent sent this to me after the game. Because riding up the elevator, we were joined by the Abilene Cooper radio team.

There's always a little tense. It's like, we're here to do a job. You're there to do a job. You think you're better than us. You're not. We're better than you. So there's just a little weirdness. As far as broadcasting ability?

sure or you're talking about the teams you're always looking over like okay it's the whole program what kind of equipment you got okay what are you doing yeah they're looking at you like you're outside oh i felt it they were right above us i just knew that oh you're looking at it you want to compare sound we can uh i got sent this and this is a tease for tomorrow if you're not subscribed maybe you should be because uh we're going to bring back a little bit of a homer call tomorrow because the Cooper broadcast team didn't really like how things

were going and here's a little taste for tomorrow I mean you're up 70 to 35 this is about to be your fifth consecutive pass okay they didn't like the play calling didn't like Argyl throwing up that much but he's a little zesty we did a little beyond the clip went through the entire broadcast

and I will present that to you tomorrow wow you know what cannot wait not to do the the whole Cowboys segment here, but he might have rather been playing the Eagles. They weren't going to pour it on after being up three touchdowns.

So that'll be tomorrow, and that was my Friday night. Saturday did the game at SMU. That's kind of a snooze fest, but then it went to the soup off where, yeah, I thought it was admirable that Kristen did not, although her sausage nochi was far and away the best soup there. At least take second. I know

Anyway But then she did Make sure to tell everyone there That mine actually won But I'm just gonna give it to this guy Which is funny So I got what I deserved Because I told you on Friday

That I wanted Brooks to play with Carter Because Brooks can be a little soft He needs to run into a bully Every now and then That's how we're labeling these two Because I thought Brooks Oh no he isn't a wild man, is he He's pretty sedate

Yeah Yeah but he needs to be toughened up He's a little gentleman. So he got in the bounce house, Carter's in the bounce house, and I thought, okay, this is what we need. But Brooks is a big boy. He's big. He's tall, yeah. So he had this big truck, and he was sitting on the slide of the bounce house, and then Carter comes up and says, I want the truck.

And Brooks is older, right? Yeah, by year. And so Carter tries to take the truck from him, and Brooks is stronger. So you're just watching? Yeah. Okay. You're not getting involved. I don't get involved in Brooks's situations.

I'm there to see how he. handles it. Okay. And then I will correct, like a Monday morning quarterback. So Carter tries to take the truck. Brooks won't let him. And so then Carter starts punching Brooks in the head. In the head. And Brooks looks at me like, what do I do? And I'm like, you got to figure it out. And so Brooks starts punching him. Anyway, they're punching each other, but then I thought to myself, well, this is what I deserve. This is what I wanted. Yeah. And we're better for it. and then the soup off was great but then i realized you know i my process of taking brooks to all these kids birthday parties has spoiled him in a way dude i was thinking about that too because after the

soup off was done and we're getting ready to leave brooks looks at me and he says where's the cake where's the presents where's the cake where's the mascot i was like they don't have cake they don't have cake um so yeah then that was saturday then sunday had a nice drive with steve berline and i did bring it up hey i heard you did a little stand-up comedy in miami did you well tied to him and um he didn't quite remember it the way that you told it how does he remember it he remembers it that they hired five or six former pros to play like two truths and a lie yeah and so they had to up with stories that were funny some of them being true one of them being false and then the crowd had to had to say which one was false this is the format okay uh he didn't think he bombed

he doesn't remember playing the race card so he has a different uh version on his side of it so he thinks he kind of killed it he did you're familiar with the i was not familiar with that format beforehand dan it forces seemingly people who are not used to being creative or spontaneous on the spot to produce. I don't know if I've ever seen it in a live situation like that. You're informed ahead of time that that's what we're doing, and so you've got a couple days to think about it? I guess I don't know.

I guess I don't know how much lead time they got. I've seen it in the written form, kind of. But they just would say, you know, they're each going to tell a story about their playing days, and, you know, four or five of them are false, and one of them's real, but they're all insane. But within that, the guys, because, I mean, I'm not saying Berline was intoxicated, but it's that vibe that while they're doing the story,

they start kind of riffing around a little bit. Because you know, back in those days, I was, they do that bit. Okay, so maybe I'm going to side with Berline here, because you've always presented it as they were doing stand-up comedy. But if the whole bit was supposed to be truth and a lie. Well, I guess what I'm telling you is that, again, within that they start kind of doing their own little rifts. Because they think they're destroying. And then when the crowd responds to those riffs this way or that way, now they're... Now, though, two truths and a lie, don't even matter anymore.

Yeah, okay. He was trying to be funny. He was definitely trying. It was laughs with legends. Yeah. Yeah, then you hit me with... Oh, by the way, can you take me to the airport? Yeah, I guess, man.

Let's go. Man, between Angela and... Is that better or worse than taking me downtown Dallas? Um... Same, I guess. It's kind of the same, but then we got to rush out of there, sit in traffic, get his thoughts on the ticket post-game show. Between Angelo and Steve Berline, we all just need to try to be a little more Blake this holiday season. What, like get rides from Blake?

No, just getting back. Just give me a ride somewhere? Sure. Because that's what you do. Take me to my storage locker. Angelo did call me over the weekend And he asked me for a bike A bike?

What the f? For Christmas That's a big ticket item. Well We don't just get a bike. So the guy that I... You have to teach him to ride it too? No.

So the guy that I took to Wiley, he doesn't have a, the homeless guy, doesn't have a car or anything, he asked for a bike. I thought maybe I could help him with a bike. So I now know the price of a bike on Facebook Marketplace. So Angelo called me and said, hey, I could use a bike.

I thought, okay, fine. I know what this cost. I can do that. I can help you. He said, it'll be $150. I said, no, it's not. What bike are you looking at? He said, oh, well, it's actually an electric scooter.

I said, Angelo, I'm not buying you an electric scooter. Okay, well, if you find one. God. No, I'll buy you a bicycle if you want. Do you say I'm good? I don't need a bike? Yeah, because then he said, well, I don't know where I'm going to keep it. Can't we just.

meet one homeless guy who works super hard and just keeps getting bad breaks. No. He is working hard. Working Blake hard. Working Blake over. Yeah. And then any interaction with Brandon?

Oh, we were watching the stream, seeing Tom Brady on the field playing catch before the game. Did you get down there? No, we didn't go to the field. Oh. That's just if you're with Baldy? No. No, sometimes we'll go to the field.

We just, I don't know, didn't make it happen. kind of over it. Ted Emrick? He was there. Was he the guy? Okay. Yep, Ted and Steve. How does everybody love your mustache?

That's good. Do people remark or no? Not anymore. They think that you just really have just a mustache. Yeah. I think I play the part. You do look like a guy who might have a mustache. Right.

And so the only part I was worried about... I don't know that Jake does. Jake looks more like he's doing a bit with a mustache. He just got it real tight. I was worried about The company has a big Like image thing That's why they want you to wear a suit or a jacket

Westwood one Compass Oh And so the first picture I had with the mustache I was a little unsure of how they would take that But then They said oh our producers running with Mo Vimber So they popped on board

So I think we're in the clear Wow Blake on the marquee Under cancer You know what Donovan Donovan's uncle would always say Mm-hmm I say this all the time.

Isn't it great? Yeah. Go ahead. Can't trust the white guy with a mustache and can't trust a brother without one. Yeah. Yeah, I thought about it when I was shaving mine. I'm like, yeah, he's right. This doesn't look good.

No. I want to arrest me. All right. Shall we get into sports of the day? sure which would feature the Dallas Cowboys of course what if we start kind of at the end oh yeah I like that where the game winning field goal was brought to us by community mechanical

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Remember, we were looking through the history, and I guess it's only, he also has never had the longest field goal in NFL history, and sometimes that's just a matter of opportunity. And same thing. If you're just rolling over everyone in your wins, which they were the last few years, right they he never had the opportunity which i'll be interesting just to hear his mindset just because i'm nervous for him oh my gosh especially after he had missed from the same hash mark earlier in the game

yeah and you know he hadn't he hadn't it's not that he's had like a bad year by any means but in the last few weeks it's not like he's had some big kick you i you don't know where he is you know he had the the miss on the super long one to try for For the record, it was kind of a hurried operation that he missed earlier in the game. And then, yeah, I mean, just merely being able to talk to the guy every week heightens your nerve factor. I mean, you and I were talking about it. He goes out there, and they cut to the sidelines, and it's just them waving huge Marshawn-Neil and RIP flags up and down.

I'm like, oh, my God, dude. There's pressure, and then there's this. I mean, you know, it's a regular season game. but it was a lot. And we're sitting there wondering if he's thinking, God, I don't even like this theme song. It was an interesting experience to me re-watching this game this morning,

knowing what is going to happen in the end. But, you know, when you're not watching it and taking detailed notes, you kind of forget. Like, they were down 21 to nothing. And then. With three and a half minutes left in the second quarter. No, no, excuse me, 11.5 minutes, three and a half minutes in. Yeah.

So they had barely played one quarter, just over one quarter, and they're down 21 to nothing. So I was thinking, if I was able to go back in time and I go to 21 to nothing with 1132 left in the second, and I talk to Jake, and I say to you, the Cowboys are going to win this game. knowing everything you know about the Dallas Cowboys, this year, everything. The Cowboys will end up winning this game. Give me your final score. They're down 21 to nothing right now. What's your final score?

4138. That's what I was thinking. Like 48 to just whatever. Yeah. This will be a shootout. The defense can't stop anyone. If they can get an occasional stop and the offense just kicks into gear,

that's how they win this game. Right. But the offense didn't kick in, never really kicked into gear. It wasn't like all this offense is just rolling downhill now and just scoring, scoring, scoring. But the defense got all the stops. Like when were the – let's see here. Well, here's what I didn't recall – I'm just trying to look at the Cowboys touchdowns.

They were spread out, you know? Here's what I didn't recall just immediately after the game because I know at 21-0, I called the season. And I hang in hard, and I actually do believe, you know, like I think that football's a weird game. There's a lot. It's not like the NBA. We just know you're going to get trucked by a better team in a series because they've got the best player. But at 21-0, I threw in the towel yesterday. Because at 21-0, they then took six minutes off the clock on offense to get to the one-yard line and threw an interception. That was afterward.

So it was still 21-0 at that point. And at that, you know, there's five minutes left in the half. and it's 21-0 and it's like, dude, the season's over. There was three minutes left in a half at that time. Oh, that's true, yeah. When they got the ball back, there were three minutes, for sure. I'm sorry. You're right.

There's five minutes then. But that is so dire. Because they went to break, and I wrote this down. This would be the thought of, you know, this is the game right now. It's 307 left. They're down 21-0. Quinn and Williams is writhing in pain on the ground. Yeah.

They're like, oh, is he going to be bad? Like, this could be devastating. They're pickings. we were making fun of him. There's, again, if you had said, this is going to be your hero of the game. He's doing some kind of a peek-a-boo celebration after a four-yard gain

and they were down 21 to nothing. Like it was AK third and second and long. Second and long, Pickens picks up like four yards and then starts doing some kind of dance. Like he's like, wait, you didn't even get near the first down. And you're celebrating. And it's 21 to nothing. C.D. Lamb is on the sideline.

Horrible body language. They were talking about how Dack, I can't remember if it was Machota and those guys last night. Somebody was just talking about how Dack was really on the sideline, keeping upbeat, keeping everybody in, like, come on, let's go. Like, C.D. Lamb is the very opposite of that. If you ever talk about, hey, we expect this money now to turn you into more of a leader, and a positive rah-rah guy.

It's like you say, you know, I expect getting married to change your cheating behavior. The money ain't going to change you, dude. You're still going to be who you are. And C.D. Lamb is not a leader of men. Turns out Dak Prescott is. Because C.D. Lamb will get pouty there on the sideline. Quickly, too.

And I don't know if it's worse because there's another receiver, and now he's feeling the heat a little bit, that they don't have to, I mean, they did keep going back. to him, but we've been saying this for a few weeks. It's been a weird CD year. What if I told you right now, you can only have one of them? Oh. Everything's equal. For

one game? No. For like moving forward. Provided that Pickens is going to get another huge contract. I just said everything's equal and you could just Yeah, I'd still take CD. Because Pickens is a badass dude. He's definitely more fun. Like you throw one up there

and he's going to go get it. It's like watching a combo of CD and DES in the player and he's insane he somebody said a few weeks ago he runs like he's drunk and he does I read I told you guys I read an article a few years ago where they interviewed a bunch of dbs they were like he just he runs so unconventionally we're just not used to how he runs he's not doing it like everyone else does the catches that he like it doesn't appear to be the normal way you try to go up and catch the ball but he ends up like horizontally and completing it always comes down with it in

bounds or not he's a freak and he's probably the best trade they've made since charles ailey wow after you i mean yeah think about it there's there's a couple of other you know small ones but what did they get him for a third yeah third and then maybe a five six swap but this is from the land of going and sending a fourth for jonathan mingo or you know all the guys they've passed on in the draft. They haven't had a real second receiver since Amari left. They traded Amari after 2021.

Isn't he up there in the league leaders for yardage right now? He's second. Yeah. Damn. Did you say that? And no, the other thing too is, you're right. They weren't necessarily See, early on in the game, I didn't think they were getting beat that bad, play

in, play out. It was just, you go for the fourth down early, puts you in a bad spot, you give up a touchdown. All right. screw it let's go back they drove the field i'm happy they went for it now we're down 7-0 well now here comes a a bogus running or roughing the punter call okay now they're up 14 but that was like we had gotten you're feeling like you've gotten a stop and then the third touchdown comes right after the uh the turpin fumble i think it was and it just a lot of these games i'm sitting here saying to you guys while we're recalling it i don't feel

like the Cowboys are that much worse than this team, but they are down 20 points right now. And usually the game is just over, and they're not fun. But in this one, they just sort of weighted them out and kept coming. You're right. It wasn't like they just turned it on on offense.

They just had George Pickens. And they don't win that game without George Pickens and Quinn and Williams, so executive of the year. If you're the Philly fan, what are you saying today? that they took their foot off the gas a little bit? Yeah, they, and I guess, you know, we see them quite a bit. You see a lot of their coverage and Eagles content online. They do very often seem to be a team of two halves,

whether it's that they can't get going early and then play great in the second half or the other way around. That's a weird team for as much talent as they have. But also they're trying to thread a needle, I think, as you were pointing out yesterday. Like, if you're going to be the team that's like, We're fine if we win by three. That's going to be awesome most of the time. But when it doesn't, it's going to look really stupid.

Right. And their big thing is protect the ball. You know, they don't turn the ball over very much. Sequin had that fumble, and that was the first fumble he had all year. Hertz has one interception all year. But special teams plays. So that's their usual bit is they just don't make mistakes. Right.

And they made a lot of them yesterday. They had a lot of penalties. I mean, Dallas, both teams had some rough calls. Dallas, and I don't know, they're so, they've been heavily penalized for a while now. Don't know what to say about that, because it happened during McCarthy. It's happened with a couple different groups of players. But again, yesterday, the, well, we got off the field, but there's a penalty. Or we picked up a first down, but now there's a hold.

We're behind the sticks. We're punting. Usually, that just would mean the game is over. but they actually hung on and I feel like they know they're different now like you can tell the team has a little little juice a little swagger well this is way different

you beat Philly like that after being down than trying to hang your hat on the Raiders or the Jets I don't know it's it's the beating the eagles but it's also just looking around and being like oh it's Quinn and Williams right Like, oh, that's, you know, they actually see this is a team that's built.

You know what they see. They see that it's like the Eagles. When the Eagles players all feel like, oh, shit, we're getting better. We're trying to go for it. We're trying to win. And then their whole team knows that they're in it. The frustrating thing is that the Cowboys far too often haven't done that. And their locker room knows that too, like trading Micah the week before the season started.

It is, Machota said something interesting. at the end of their one-star podcast, he said, you know, he'd like to envision it. Like, what would this thing be if the Jets would have said, yeah, I'll trade Quintan Williams for Micah if there was some kind of an agreement there? Because Kenny Clark has proven to be like a good player, but he's not like a guy. No. Like a guy that you do change things that changes things for everybody, like makes everyone around him a little better

because the gravitational pull towards him is so high. That's what Micah is. It feels like Quinn and Williams is kind of like that. That he can just wreck things from inside there. Where Kenny Clark is like, he's very solid and one of the better ones in the league, but there are levels to this stuff. still pretty cool to be able to play all three of those guys together quite a bit

and i mean dude watching football where the other team can run for seven or eight yards of carry against your team play after play is just not fun it's it's not fun it's torture and we didn't have to do that you're not going to have to do it thursday you know they're a solid run defense now i'll take it i mean The season would have been over last night. Now they're hanging on. Oh, for sure. The season was absolutely over.

And you might have called it saying, you know, if we look in the long run, and they do end up kind of s in the bed here in the next couple of games, that they gave you this hope into Thanksgiving, but by winning the first of the three-game gauntlet of the Eagles, the Chiefs, the Lions. But that's fun. I mean, that's what Jerry always wants, right? Just be good enough, be in the mix throughout the whole year. Because the chiefs have been so up and down this year.

You know, just when you think they're dead, they all of a sudden come back and, you know, beat the bills by 20 or whatever they've done this year. But now they do look vulnerable. Sure. What's our early line there? Uh, I think I know it. Cowboys by... No.

It's the Chiefs? I would say Cowboys because they're at home. I thought it was Chiefs... I'm going to guess Cowboys two and a half. I think the Chiefs are favored by four or four and a half. Cowboys plus three and a half. Wow. Yeah.

It opened at Cowboys plus five and a half. I already moved two points. Wow. The disrespect. But, you know, you can even extend that to the lions. The lions are struggling with the giants. They've, I'd just, look, I'd rather be the lions and the Cowboys. But it's not crazy to think that they could eke out wins against these two teams

and really draw you in before, again, losing that Chargers game or something like that. That's a thing that's the transition from game. to game. How do they do that against freaking Arizona at home? Yeah. You know how? Because they saw that I threw a trip of play on in that game and they're like, you know what? Let's just have our worst game of the year

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somebody came over and was like you good like i was hurt and i'm like no i'm just being a pussy because I realize I just dropped a ball that was put on me and I'm going to make it look a lot Go back and watch his first drop on the It's like I think a third down where he's coming across the field When he falls, he extra bounces up all crazy I hate it And I hate it because I know

He's waving his arms around The son, the one that hit him low He's pointing throw it up outside Someone else's fault I can't stand it And that's not, you know, look He had a great play later in the game where Dak put one on him.

But that is not the sign of a guy who is in rhythm at all when he's doing the looking down at his hands thing or looking up at the board or doing the extra histrionics. He's not in a great way right now. But fortunately, they got other options. I have two volatile guys. I mean, why is wide receiver this?

I mean, why has it turned into this position? I mean, this is a fun thing about football to me is just there's so many different personalities and dynamics involved. it's just like life, but you can't have both those guys without having Dag. Yeah, can you imagine if they had Danucci back there? Or just even like, you know, I think a lot of NFL quarterbacks, like I think Sam Darnold, who's good, would be like,

I don't know how to handle whatever's happening over there. But yeah, DAC is, DAC is unc, so it works. Is that racially? No, I mean, I don't know. It doesn't seem like Jaylen Hertz is having a super chill time handle on their bit either and I think the thing about him just scatter shooting here is like he is so chill that when they're pissing away a lead I think if I were an Eagles fan it would be frustrating because he never really looks all that pressed or bothered or urgent like you know he's a hard

worker you know he's locked in but he's just so cool and chill and then when the games is kind of falling apart he looks the same yeah like he's not pissed no whereas Dak you know for better or worse. Dude, how about the DAC TD run? Oh, man. How fired it up did that get you? Yeah, about as fired up as it got him, which just, it's not, they're not going to give any of those left in his career.

That was the game tying, 11-yard run, somersault into the end zone. It was cool. It was very cool, and he got up flexing and all, like, he got up looking like the cartoon flex thing that they do. The Fox drawing. Like, why do they do that? No one ever does.

Oh, okay. What's your opinion of the animated graphics, Jacob, as a video production guy? Well, it's not, I don't do video product, coaches video. Okay, but I thought, oh, I thought you worked for some broadcasting. TCU's broadcasting, but nothing like Fox or ESPN does on their graphics. What is your, I mean, what do you think of those, Blake? Like, let's go to a drawing of this guy. We have a lot of pictures.

In fact, but let's use the cartoon. The guys out here right now. It seems like it's, it seems like it's. a executive producer saying we have this production staff in our budget let's try to use them how we can we paid for this for the marvel thing so we have to use it that was a touchdown where you could tell how much those guys want it for deck and whether that's worth anything or not I think it's pretty undeniable yeah even in I don't know I hate to bring this back to me but like I cannot get caught up in the game I've got to watch the time you know the guy sent into commercial

and all that kind of stuff, but I could not take my eyes off all 10 other guys running to DAC in the corner of the end zone and then eyes going up to the sideline and everyone is going wild. Like, that's cool. When anyone else scores,

it's a couple linemen. When picking scores, CD goes straight to the sideline. I've picked up on that. But the way that team huddles around DAC is amazing. It's pretty cool. So many big things that just stand out, like the bomb to CD, Looked like it could have been C.D.

Offensive Pass interference as he's shoving his hand into what the white guy, the... Dejean? Cooper Dejean's face. But it was an incredible catch. So, yes, C.D. has that in him. If he could... Yeah, if he just didn't have drops against Philly this year? Yeah, I mean, that's...

A couple less drops in the first game? Yeah. The other one was Elijah Clark. What great work on that Fox replay. Like, do you always follow Elijah Clark? Because it seemed like the camera was on him as if he was Shador Sanders or something. Like, we're going to have Elijah Clark cam. Well, that's a good question.

Like, why were they tracking him so hard? I bet they follow the gunners. Because any time they run out of bounds on purpose, they've got it. Well, he's just getting knocked down, up, knock down, up. It was like the big kid was bullying the little kid or something and just laughing at him. But he just didn't give up. And it's silly to credit him for that. He gets paid money to do that.

He doesn't get on the field very often. So, yes, when you are on the field, he should probably go all out and never give up. He didn't. He ends up causing the fumble on a real ill-advised pump return. If you think Turpin gets a little loose with it, and he does, I get that you can return one punt a year for a touchdown. I don't know if it's worth catching all of them at the three-yard line, though. But that one was, whoever the Philly punt returner is, fielded at the two-yard line.

Ends up fumbling. Trent Sigg recovers it. Trent, there's good hustle, too, right? Barry heads up. the long snapper and what a huge play now you say that's a huge play they didn't even score after that though yeah but still yeah it's all part of the i think it's just all part of the tapestry of the game but yeah i mean you're right elijah clark yeah you're on the field you're getting paid to do that 99.99% of human beings who have ever been alive don't have

it inside them to get up and do that over and over maybe you stay down after the first third one? Yeah, that's a unique. He's knocked down, he rolls a couple times, as if that's part of the play, he just got back up and starts. I mean, in a very literal sense. Incredible replay. That he is earning food for people

in his family right there. A guy who's been on the active roster for a month, two months. That's awesome. And I guess the fact that they didn't score isn't that big of a deal because they gave it the ball to them at the two yard line, right? Yeah. Now they got it out to the 30 and

two plays, which can't happen. That didn't help. And then, here's a Hertz thing. Here's what they're talking about tomorrow, or today, today's tomorrow, right? They're talking about Jalen Hertz taking that sack on third and two. So bad. But. They were kind of in field go range, weren't they?

Yeah, they were at the 37 on third and two, so yes. Okay, edge. Yeah. That pressure up the middle. And, you know, they always say that he struggles against zone coverage, and that's all Dallas wants to show you. I mean, you know, I don't think the guy is all that great, but when I say that, it's just like when I'm battling Romo versus Eli, their guy has a Super Bowl. He's got a lot more playoff success, so it just feels like I'm a butt hurt Cowboys fan. But I don't think Jalen Hertz is better than Dak.

I've never thought that. But there's been plenty of, I mean, he's healthy, right? A lot. And so he gets the benefit of the doubt. But I don't trust him to, I would have rather had Dak if I were then. Not that he won't take a bad sack ever, but. Yeah.

No, I mean, you'd have to revamp, you change your offense based on each guy. But, dude, think about like that fourth and three that Philadelphia punted. Was it fourth and three? It was something around, yeah, fourth and three late third quarter when it was 21-7. They were at midfield.

Dude, I feel like they can run that quarterback draw from spread and get three yards anytime they want. Now, maybe it's a new Dallas front, but I feel like he can call his own number any time he wants and go get that. And they just, they punt it right there. That's something that I would think their fans would be a little, it was 217. You could have ended that game. Hypothetically. Yeah, we were talking about that a little bit yesterday, right? You think the punt was the call?

Well, I mean, the Philly defense has been awesome. That's true. It's not like you have the Dallas defense, and, you know, the history, it's just they've established this year. I think they gave up like 25 points in the last three games combined, something crazy. I'm just thinking, wasn't there a game a couple weeks ago where they went for a fourth down on their own 29? like up against whoever it was it wasn't Dallas so they had to have been a little bit better defensively and if you're the team that goes forward on fourth down

I'm surprised the fourth and three at midfield was a time to punt. I'll take it. Dallas marched the field and scored. Oh! Controversial Tom Brady audio followed that OSA sack. We can get to that here. Let's first just mention Game Day Men's Health.

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No, I didn't see it. Dude, what if Herbie did that with Peter? I wonder if Herbie's heard about it now, like, whoa, I could have another Peter? Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not excited for the game in Detroit where I'll be walking the sideline with Peter the dog. Dude, this is as close as anybody's going to get.

Dude, yeah, you got to get a picture with it. Picture? I'm trying to Bentley this bad boy. Yeah, I'm taking my grandpa's bat. Dude, we got an opportunity here. Get this close to the president? I was surprised to hear this. Davis stays in.

We get it again. That's just spread out. Oh, what a tackle. Cooper DeGine. And the coop chance here on the road in Arlington. Yeah, it's just amazing even from our perspective. That's insane. It was 21-0.

Still. There's that many here? Yeah. Yeah, and the lower bowl there was. That many Eagles fans going to that game. Did you go, Nima? I did. But I saw a lot of people out and about.

That's surprising to me You always see it for Green Bay You always see it for Right You know New York maybe But But Well

Go home You want to be them Yeah not yesterday though We're in it now We're coming for the crown This shit is over with Blake The rain is over Big Q time

Dean Blanino Generally just has a bag They all do But here, I feel like he started feeling himself and like, oh, hey, the mic's open. And I feel like it's time for the Dean Blandino five-minute comedy set. Best interference. Offensive. Offensive passenger is six. This is like a offensive passenger, so pushing off or blocked.

Is he getting jammed dean or is? That's the key. Who's doing what to who? You know, is he being jammed? Is he blocking? The official is going to look for that blocking posture by. the receiver, and that's going to get called more often than not on the offense. And then they're watching, they're watching like Siriani talk or yell at the

ref and stuff. Boys do, makes it first to 20. Yeah, that wasn't even really designed. Like they're watching a replay of it. I definitely no kick when I see one. Nick is definitely letting the ref know. It didn't look like what it was. That's Dean.

We weren't trying to pick them. He starts doing... He starts doing... That's Dean? What's the... Kung Fu? Nick Sirian... He starts doing Nick Sirianni voice.

Oh, I thought that was Brady. So did I. No. Definitely letting the refs know. It didn't look like what it was. Did you order the current... We weren't trying to pick him. First and 20, Philly.

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. Which, okay... I don't know, but it doesn't matter. Yeah, whoever did that. Stop. Just no chemistry whatsoever. It was a three-man, yes. There's definitely no chemistry.

So, okay, I'll do this. This just felt, I guess you're seeing Marshawn Neeland stuff up around, but I didn't know if this is where KB should, this should be his game-winning call. This was the game-winning call. The Cowboys win, and maybe Neelan looking down from above. Are we insinuating that he might not have been that good of a guy and he's looking up? Like, what do you mean? Maybe Neelan's looking down, like, yeah.

Maybe you used to go to church, you kind of falling out, and maybe you don't know anymore. Not sure. I'm not ready to say that he's in heaven. Or like the part of heaven he's in, the game was. blacked out. Yeah, it's too close to hear. He's not watching, actually. Maybe... Heaven YouTube TV and Heaven Disney are still fighting. Depending on his carrier relationship.

Maybe Neeland. Maybe looking down. Or possibly an avowed He turned it off after 210. Yeah. Maybe he's friends texted him. Yeah, I don't know that you needed to work it in at all. One more before we get

to the Brady audio. So this is EA second half report. So it's 21 to 7, right? They scored right before the half, didn't we? They did. Can we stay with the Neeland thing for a second? Sure, yeah.

I'd rather not. Well, they've already played another game. This is the second one. It's the first home game. Okay. So, but does it, how much further does this? They play another game in three days. If it was 42 to nothing by this time, like, are they mentioning Neeland at the end of the game?

Like, oh, they really cared about Neeland, huh? No, and probably not either way. Even if they had won by that much, they wouldn't have been... Yeah, but this time they were, though. They were kind of like right before this, they're shown shoddy crying from pregame and like, oh, yeah. The flag. Like they retroactively decided, oh, the comeback is now about Barshan Neely. Here's what I'm trying to get at.

The 21 nothing was... Much like if you have a profile picture with someone who is passed away or you put a sign in your yard for a cause, at some point, you have to take it down. or you have to change the picture and if you've got the flag over there on the sideline on Sunday somebody has to make the conscious choice to have or not have the flag on Thursday

and that's not a slam dunk decision like who's in charge of that they have to have it dude no it's Thanksgiving they're going to move on they can't it'll all be Thanksgiving Thursday then what if they lose they'll be like oh it's because we moved on from Marshawn and now he's looking down on the

the Titans or something like he's now into a different team it's a sticky situation Blake you have to I didn't make the flag I'm guaranteeing that it'll be there I think you're probably right go plant it in the red kettle I have a turkey flag okay so coming out in the second half the Cowboys did score right before half but you if you're Philly you still feel like they were getting the ball too

once I really you do the thing everybody does it about five minutes into the second quarter yeah I'll pick an ass. I'll get the ball. It's been kind of an easy game. It's kind of fun here. So EA is going to channel her inner Brad sham. Kev, I asked Nick Sariani, what was all that talk about how much Jalen Hertz is frustrating everybody with, you know, his lack of play of the offense?

And he laughed and he said he's been tremendous in this first half, in complete control, had some clutch throws. You know what I'm referring to, right? Like when Brad will be like, oh, I thought Dak was overrated after a touchdown or something. Yeah. And it's like, she's like, oh, what was all that talk about? I thought we had. Jalen Hurts is not good, uh, I guess, uh. And she wrote down, he laughed and then said, because I'm so funny.

Yeah. And then later, OSA has a huge sack, biggest sack of the game, correct? Third and two. Philly ends up having to punt. And the Cowboys. Ooh, also a little weird thing. that punt. It's like a 76-yard punt, and it was called back, and there's confusion in the booth. They thought it hit the scoreboard. Then they're showing a replay that it didn't hit the

scoreboard. Blandino jumps in like, oh yeah, well, somebody ran out of bounds and back, and then they just moved out. Like, I don't think I ever got a real explanation for why they repunded that. Do you understand? Somebody from Philadelphia went out of bounds and then made to tackle, right? Just willingly ran out about. Willingly ran out about during the coverage. Okay, well, he didn't make it real clear. No.

And I was still muddy on it, and I thought, okay, that's good that you're paying. Dean Blandino, two million dollars or whatever, you know. Do those guys also... Like, clear the stuff up. You pay a guy to just tell about the rules. Do the rules officials do more than one game at once? Not...

I think so. It felt like he was there with him. He might be, but... kept referring to him like that i see multiple times a week now i feel like where they try to go to the guy and he's not there uh let's go over to perera and i'll get mike in a minute i'm like what what else is he doing they do have prime rib and go to the bathroom during the gameplay clayton holds it he's studying or staring at the production assistant as she walks by oh my god he definitely is thinking about what he would have done to her in white pants in the 80s uh also

the invalid fair catch signal. Oh, yeah, what did you think of that? You can't do that. It's obvious. He did. He did it, but then he's freaking out about it afterward. Right. It's just a wild, wild secret in some events.

Terpen's a, he's an interesting player. Not a great game. And on the Pickin's big play down to the 21, have you seen replays on that, like on Twitter and stuff? He got hit in the, the Johnson. Did he? He got hit hard in the wiener. And then he's on the sidelines.

wincing and CD is like laughing at them and like Sounds of the sideline here we come Yeah I'd like to see if they do follow that but Ah, he hit me in my His huge play though watch as he It's kind of like punching the ball out but it's punching down there And I guess I Guys don't wear cups at all

No one never wears a cup anymore Is this an antiquated notion? Yeah no nobody's been wearing cups for 20 years I would always wear one to make it look like I had something bigger down there. Speaking of Pickens, I listen to his postgame audio. He has a new nickname for Brandon Aubrey. Tell me about what his team's making. Executionist. That's what I'll probably say.

When it's time, when his numbers. He doesn't need anything else. I love it. He just need to know. Executionist. That's what I'll probably say. When it's time? Beware the execution.

That's great. That's so much better than butter. Like, and it fits, too. Dak would say something like butter, which is very clean and everybody, you know, it's family friendly. And then you got this. The executionist. It doesn't make any sense. And it makes all the sense.

But it makes all the sense. Like it's a perfect name. Okay, so here's after the OSA sack. Tom Brady's going to break it down for us. Hurts It's Rubble Shacks Osho Diggi Zuo for a big loss

and the Cowboys will get it back Great job coverage on A.J. Brown on the left side that's where Hertz wants to go starts to pump and Odigi Zua just blasting through Nickert

excuse me Lannon Dickerson right there I love the laugh That's one of the few times when My daughter Eden was on the stream And People were making fun of her in the chat For looking at her phone

But she's That's one of the few times She didn't just let the game come to her And she's like, oh, breaking news Tom Brady said the N word Yeah, she just jumped in with that Like what? Yeah

She was texting with one of her buddies Or looking at Twitter or something Yeah, now We obviously need to hear many more times but it sounds like he saw Hall of Fame coach Steve Kerr's son based on the way he says it

but then he knows what it sounded like Go starts to pop and Odigizooah just blasting through Nickert excuse me, Lannon Dickerson right there so he knew now his name is

Dickerson his first name gives him an L so that's a little It hurts Blastin through Nickert Excuse me It's all funny to you Tom Yeah that's

That's a tough one Nothing is I still don't think we talk enough About having to be in the end Next to each other on the keyboard though Have you Written like a Mavs article or something Like the bigger

I'm just saying Why first of all Why did what did It could be about any topic. Well, I just know you write a lot about the match. Okay, maybe a Cowboys article. Do you write something on the Cowboys today? I did.

Okay. I did. But... Was it about this? About Tom Brady saying the N-word? No, not necessarily. You want to get some clicks, bro. But I do, you know, it was about you can actually feel kind of confident now.

Last night was the first game where it felt like, oh, whoa, okay. They, like, might have like a full, complete team. It's probably too late. But even the games they've won earlier this year. It felt like we was a absolute held together with bailing wire and duct tape. Like, holy shit, they pulled it off. They went out there and got like six stops in a row against Philadelphia down 21-0. That's different than the start of the year.

Maybe Shoddy has something, man. I don't know. I don't know what to say. Because it's the same, again, it's the same team that got run out of the building by Arizona. and the offense looked like shit. So that wasn't just the defense, and now we've added defensive reinforcement. The offense has had some real crap games.

And when you see them rolling, you wonder how. Just Iber Fluse needed a little time. I think no Trayvon helps. Isn't that weird? Who would have thought that if you told you before the season? Like, hey, when Trayvon Diggs goes out, That'll be way better. And it's better because he's like on the IR and he's just not around anyone.

Very weird. Like he's got a lot of negative energy with him. Be gone. All right. How would you like to take a break? Let's do it. Seeing a guy hanging out the window, you know, screaming at his kids was in there and things like that. So I ran to the back door, see if it was open and it was.

I ran upstairs. But then I was greeted with smoking. I ran back downstairs. By that time, the ladder truck was pulling up. And ironically, being one of my old coworkers, took the ladder off the truck, raised it up, and he's assisting people down. My man just started throwing babies out the window.

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I was with you, but. Where were they? Where are we? Oh, not picking a field goal? Yeah. Like they were right down there. Yeah. The one.

After a first down run, which picked up, I want to say six, it got him to the two. On the broadcast, they said got him to the one, but it wasn't the one. It was the two. It's an interesting one because that's where you're saying, sometimes a coach will say, well, that's, I'm playing the feel of the game, and we had been getting a lot of stops. therefore I did this. So if you were saying that, you might have said, let's kick the field goal. Where instead, though, he went with, I know how our team is all year.

And maybe also I've scouted Philly and I know how Philly is. And when Philly needs to step up, it seems like they have throughout the whole year. Like they kind of play with their food a lot, where they do get a lead. and then they just make sure they keep a lead. They don't make sure they get a lead that is insurmountable. And they will play around and then just when you start to get close, like if you can get within three of Philly and then you score, or you score to get within three,

they usually turn around and all of a sudden, wow, they could just drive down the field like nothing. So Shottie's playing with that as well. So in that sense, the thing that I don't like is not really having a way that you do things. And I'm not sure that Shottie has one yet. He's still a new head coach. Because I do like Dan Campbell going for it five times on fourth down and not getting it against Philly.

Because that is their mindset. That's who they are. They don't apologize. They're going to do it again next week. and the percentages play out over the long haul. But Shottie, I'm not sure what he is just yet. I think you're probably right, but for this game, we thought after they didn't get one on the opening drive,

they'd be walked off of it. And then with under five minutes left to play, they still went for it. Now, to be the beggar and the chooser, I don't, for the life of me, understand why NFL teams don't just try to run the ball three times from the one or two yard line and see what happens. especially if you're a team that can run it well.

It just seems like they... Yeah, but you're also... You got DAC and you have receivers all over the place. You're right, but I mean, how many times are they going to try to run that little... We'll see if we can get a pick that sets CD-free, and then he gets held. They don't call it, and now Dak's just throwing the ball out of the back of the end zone. They're a bad red zone offense team. Yeah, also, yeah, they had the interception early in the game.

Good God, man. Bad pass, bad to say. decision coach kind of love your 40 million dollar receiver to catch the pass on second or third down but it was low it hit me in the day uh it doesn't matter i would say you're right you know if you if you take the points there then greg olson has said with a decent kickoff you need what 30 yards to tie the game which they can do but i think what they did was smart because philly playing with a tie punts on fourth down if they had that same third and two fourth and fourth and two and they're down by three, they go for it. Yep, that's a great point.

And if it's third and two, maybe they tush push, knowing they'll just tush push to get on fourth down and get it. It makes them aggressive. So because of that reasoning, I was super okay with them going for it. Yep, we've brought that up before, and that's a great point. It changes the way the other team plays. All right, analytics, boy, let me ask you this. Damn.

Because remember, we used to talk about this a lot, the down eight. Yeah. You have an extra point. You should go for two. Yes. And the cowboys found themselves in that situation. Is there a time parameter on that in the ball game? So the numbers that I always refer to, I have the thing saved,

is for when there's 10 minutes left in the game. But your win probability does change significantly if you go for two. either of those two touchdowns. Like when you're down 13 or when you're down seven. Or eight, rather. Right? Eight or 15.

Eight or 15. Yeah, you score six to get within 15 now, an extra point gets you to 14. Yes. I've never really understood this. Like the math behind it, but you are saying. Yeah, it's the old you know what you have to get thing. and you'd rather do that earlier if you get the first one

you now have an opportunity to win the game with the second one that's an option that is now available to you do you think the new overtime rules might change this somehow I'm sure they will I haven't thought through how just because you have more of a chance you know the overtime rules used to be terribly in favor of whatever team

ended up winning the coin toss and now they're trying to even it out more so that the rest of your game is so you're saying that basically playing for overtime now probably gives you a better chance of even odds at winning as opposed to before where it was just the coin flip

that would I guess make sense but you still don't know if you're going to win the coin flip or not when you're making those decisions yeah I would say that decision is based on winning and regulation I don't think overtime sways that at all okay but there was no chance they were going to do that so no so the

The world complains about the tush push. And I found a new thing that the world complains about now, because I was complaining in my head watching it. Have they been doing this all year where the right guard stands up, looks back, he's waiting for the signal from Jalen Hertz. They do, but man. Get down, hit the center on the butt, and then he snaps it, which seems to also be a very big indicator for the defense on when the snaps coming. They could also fake that, though. Which they did a couple of times. And, I mean, I'm not, I don't have the rulebook in front of me.

I'm not, I'm no Bill Venevich, but. Bill Vinovich, next door neighbor. I think he looks very. Oh, my gosh, he'll tell you, dude, I think you left the hose on. He's not Jack. Yeah, yeah, no, he's a great neighbor. He's awesome. Calls you if he sees a little something suspicious.

Like you guys build a fence. You sent your watch to Bill Venevich, Blake. You put a fence on, but he put the side with the wood things on, on his side. He's got it. He's fine. Like, I'll do that. We'll split it still. I don't know how it's written, but between the tush push and that move,

I feel like Philadelphia is getting away with as much within the interpretations of the offensive line movement rules as possible. Because that is, yeah, you can do the tap, but they do it aggressively. They do it with, like herky, jerky movement. It's kind of like we were talking about with Brandon with moving the nose of the ball. Yeah. When a deep snapper or long snapper or center does it. lifts his head up. Exactly.

If you do it into the fluid motion, well, well, that is as subjective as. Yeah. And that's what I, in Philadelphia, I feel like, it's away with so much on that front. It's frustrating, but. But you would probably love it if your head coach was coming up with. You'd love everything about it except for you'd have to look at him. Yeah, he's kind of a rough guy, but, you know, you win a Super Bowl, you look better. Yeah.

Anything else from the NFL you want to get into? Oh, from the NFL overall? Chip Kelly got fired. Chip Kelly did get fired. How about that? They paid him quite a bit of money, didn't they? I know. They paid him like a head coach.

I'll bet he makes more than shoddy. You're probably right. Because they had to lure him away from college. And I'm thinking this is the last Chip Kelly job we're going to have in the NFL. Six million a year with the Raiders. That's definitely more than shoddy. He has made a ton of money. He really has.

And I don't know what the plan was. Again, they drafted a running back sixth overall. And with Gino Smith and then have deemed Chip Kelly's play calling to be subpar. A lot of these teams just don't know what they're doing, Dan. That's odd for Mark Davis and Tom Brady. I thought those two would have this going. Shador Hey

Records were made to be broken Did Trump tweet about him? No way I don't know if this was a tweet or a truth social But it's on Twitter Looks like it's real That he put out Shador Sanders was Alcaps great

Wins first game Comma career start As a pro parentheses for Cleveland Why Great genes, period, all caps, I told you so, exclamation point. That's not like Donald Trump to do a victory dance on something. I don't know, it's funny because obviously he was tweeting about Chador during the draft as he sat there round after round.

Noted quarterback whisperer Donald Trump was at the time tweeting has all caps phenomenal genes, which he seems very, very dug in on. I mean, that's technically true. It just feels weird when he says it. But hey, dude, first win for a starting quarterback in his first start for Cleveland in, what, 30 years? What was the number? Oh, since 1995, yeah. I think Eric Zeyer is the last rookie making his first start in the NFL

to win a game for the Cleveland Browns. We'll call this today in Twitter, and I'll just give a quick bit of love to Lone Star Beer. We can go to Lonestarbeard.com. You can use a code DumbZone 21, and you can get some cool merch. Like the sweatshirt that I'm wearing today. Hey. Do you pay full price?

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I'm just looking over at Blake. I know, but it just makes me... Wants to ignore us on that day. He's got his new hot burline. We had to get two people to replace him, though. I wanted him to know that. Oh, there you go. Place the party vibes of Blake Jones. I'm calling this today in Twitter, just because I was going to play Michael Irvin's post from last night.

Please do. After the game, it's right here. I'm just going to pull up Twitter and, hey, what is this? Michael Irvin? He's in the suite. How many hookers have heard this? That B.T.A. Yeah.

Yeah. D.A. BTA, baby. Michael Irvin is a treasure. Would you worry that we'd lose him if they really did win at all? Like that there'd be somber reports from the Tuesday morning after the Super Bowl. Nobody's talked to Mike. A little mixed emotions here is...

He died doing what he loved. Right. His heart... Celebrating the cowboys with women and... He's a little bit to me like Ralph Strangis. I can't believe he ever used to do piles of cocaine. Like, because I'm... Although I'm not saying Mike's not now.

Maybe he is. I don't think he is, though. But that guy with that tea and just that energy to add in cocaine, like, what are we doing? What in Super Bowls at that time? Jeez. Exactly what we were doing. Like the cocaine probably brought him down. Like, oh, this will level me out.

George Pickens, if this stat is correct, now has more receiving yards than all Pittsburgh Steelers' wide receivers combined. this season. Pickens has a thousand forty-four and all the wide receivers for Pittsburgh have a thousand nine. Yeah, well, he's one celebration penalty away from, I don't know, putting him behind the sticks and ending a season in one of these big games. So we'll see what happens. Look, I felt like he was going to get flagged yesterday a couple different times.

And I don't really think anybody can tell him. shit so you know I don't know if he'll be back I don't feel like he carries himself like a guy who cares if he's going to be back I think he just kind of does his thing like he knows he's getting paid

yeah whatever here there I don't care I'm having fun I'll show up when it's time to ball out we were saying during the game like picture even though he's bawling out even though things are great three years from now George Pickens is there any way

it ends well. Seems unlikely. He's got to be on a team with a good quarterback. I just don't think he's capable of being functional on a bad team with a bad quarterback. You want a little Brad and Babe? Always. Oh.

They were better this week. The game was tight, so not enough, not a ton of room for comedy. I'll lead off with this. It's Jake's favorite thing that Brad Sham does. Yeah, Quinnon Williams, he's made a difference already. Quinnon, what type of player are the Cowboys getting? I hanged my hat on being disruptive, being Dominant.

Talking to the audio clip, and it gets even better. He responds to it. Man, everything I do is about winning. Well, your presence has been noted, sir. Okay, so this is a debate between Blake and I. Blake loves it. I respect that you're trying to do something different. I just have heard it, and again, maybe it's just through the lens of me thinking Brad is haughty,

but I've heard this over the years, and he will often end it like that, where they'll say something he's like, oh, yeah, you bet you do. That's what we've been sent. You know what I mean? It's used as to bolster his own point so as to say, how can you disagree with me? The player just said it. Do you know what I mean? I've never heard him do this before. Oh, he does it a lot. This is like within game. Yes. He'll play audio clips of Quinn and William's talking during the game? Yes. Yeah, which I don't hate, but don't act like he's sitting in the booth with you.

Yeah. Like, it's evident that came from a Tuesday press conference. Don't say, hey, Quinn, tell us what's so important about today's game. Why don't you get back down there? It looks like they're subbing you back in. That's really interesting. I didn't know they did this. A lot.

Wow. Yeah, he did it on both sides. So he's got an audio bank of... Yeah, I'm sure... Well, I'm sure he doesn't... His producer or whatever, but he knows... I've seen other broadcasters do this where they have a drop page in front of them, and if they want to, here's the head coach saying it is important to, boom, and hit it.

But to talk to the clip, huh, is weird. What if he accidentally played hot? Babe is not there to call a football game. He's there to be funny. Well, the Eagles start with the ball at their 32-yard line. And in that first half, the Eagles played Shipley, and the Cowboys played like Shipley. Very good. Just picking up on you, Mr. Champ.

You walked that tightrope very nicely. You like that? Mm-mm. Here's another one. It does. How long was that? It was going to be a 20-yard completion. 20 yards, wow.

To Goddard. By the way, Goddard, all the years we've watched him, I never knew this, just unearthed this in the massive reading. He's a unicyclist. Did you know that? I did not know that. I did not know they existed. Yeah.

I thought there was only one. There is. That's why it's a unicycle. I didn't know that. There's a football game going on down there. But it doesn't even make sense. A unicycle. I thought it didn't exist.

There's only... I don't know about it. Oh. So Unicorne. Oh. And then Unicycle is one. There's only one. Wow.

Oof. Last one, this one's on brass Can I just say something about unicycles? It's just deep-high comedy. Okay, go ahead. That's too high tone. Last one. And he's just trying to close the cap. And Hertz feels him.

He knows he's coming. And Reddy just couldn't get the heels. Ready Stewart. I think he got a hand on him. And Hertz said, no, no. Yeah. Thinking. You may be ready, but I'm ready here.

Man. And then I'm not going to play. at 21-0 Brad basically said okay look the season's over with you're playing for next year he goes on for a minute and a half

about how this team sucks and look just find out your pieces for next year he got so angry he was so mad at one point he said this about the team and we see on a replay

that he did trip Jayleaks hunt I don't know if he meant to him I don't know that he got his money's worth no I don't think he did but it wouldn't hurt my feelings if Schott andheimer got in there and said okay just anytime you guys want to breathe fresh air instead of where your heads are,

we can, you know, maybe make us a football game. Up to you guys. I love you. I do. I'll be right back. Because they had their heads up their asses. Yeah. And it would be good if the coach told them to pull it out.

Pull them on out. Yeah. All right. Last one. Listen to the crowd. Butter, better, better, better, better, better, better. Before the kick. Snap and hold, 42-yard kick from Aubrey.

Now, you might think, tied for the largest comeback in Cowboys history, the first time since 2014 against the Rams have the Cowboys come back from 21 down. Brandon Aubrey, game-winning field goal. The Cowboys have done it, have honored their teammate, Marshawn Nealant. Snap and hold, 42-yard kick from Aubrey. The Cowboys have won this football game. Butter, butter, butter, butter. That's this week

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call the 24-7-hobline at 1-8-7-78 hope-ne or text hope-ney-4-67 369 thanks rosanne It's probably a dumb zone. Here's Jay with the Dumb Zone News. All right, we're going to start with one from, uh, there's a national story. It's a follow up on something we've done before. Do you guys remember the Slenderman? Oh, yeah, the girl, like a high school kid or maybe even a junior high kid.

yeah murdered or something a classmate yes at the behest of an internet thing called slender man yes there was a documentary on it yeah yeah how'd you do wisconsin girl there you go there's a long time it was not that long ago actually right yeah it's uh not that long ago and we did watch a documentary there's a documentary on hbo i want to say about it it was uh like an early internet it's very Your daughters probably were familiar with. But it's a very, uh, moms were worried about this. Yeah. Like the kids on the internet, they're being told to murder people.

Yeah, well, one of them did it. They charged, uh, the girl and her friend, like for making her do it. They stabbed the girl 19 times. Uh, she didn't die. But this is, uh, 11 years ago. So one of them is 23 years old. Like, did they go to Juvie? Yeah, they went to a bunch of stuff.

They went to, you know. Were you always thinking about Juvie? when you're a kid? Yeah. Not as much as military school. Because I had it in my head,

and I think I was probably right about this. It kind of goes with like the whole my mom, my parent, I'm just going to say, my mom was not going to let the school disciplined me. Like that was,

that happens at home. So I sort of was not really afraid of like the state. I was afraid of home. And I was very much afraid of military school Because I don't know how real of a thing that was How real of a threat it was But it was bandied about enough

You know And I look at me Look at me now Back then I looked like a girl It's like a hundred pounds So you were threatened with military school Yeah

Yeah that was That was a worry Clean that act up That fucking attitude of yours Had you seen Red Dawn by that point no so as to because they couldn't threaten me with that yeah I would have thought that's great I'll just save the country yeah and you're hanging out with Patrick Swayze and stuff well so this woman because she's a woman now she was 12 years old at the time 23 now she's been living in she was in a juvenile detention center then she was in some sort of like a halfway house but over the weekend she popped off her ankle monitor and escaped did someone online tell her to uh that's a good question you know it doesn't say but it says that she was living in a group home and she was able to remove it they didn't find they didn't notice she was missing for another 12

hours she had been released from a mental health institute earlier this year she'd been there for the past seven years she was released after experts said that she had made progress battling her mental illness. Was she in the loony bin? I think that's probably what the loony bin is now called. Yeah, mental health institute. The funny farm? Talk about a weird, I mean, how do they,

you do something when you're 12, and then they're going to evaluate you as you get older, and then they're going to decide at you're 23, okay, we think you're good now. Well, good enough to be in a halfway house. but then you okay so she pops the monitor that's why you're there just to see

and apparently she's failed this little test and she'll probably go back that's what it seems like she was arrested with a friend who the uh like I said this happened us up in Wisconsin the friend was interviewed by police

or media in Chicago and we're like yeah she said she was getting out and I didn't want her to be alone so now all of a sudden I have I have a charge for aiding and abetting Did you say they caught her? Yeah, and the friend.

Well, that was a quick catch. What if we had a reality show where, like, she is set up with Brandon Dassey? It's regionally. Yeah, because you want them to have something in common. Yeah. Okay, and another thought on dating her. So if you, you know how it would be cool to date a former P.O.W? Yeah, from an appreciation standpoint.

Jessica Lynch, maybe. Is that a name? Yeah. That was a P-O-W? Mm-hmm. Because, yeah, then anything you put her through. No big deal. Right.

You're complaining about this? You played an extra nine. Right. You've been through worse. You're going to get through this, too. But any time you heat up like a soldering iron, she gets through. The water's dripping. That's really not.

Boarding isn't dripping, right? Nah, but there's the Chinese water torture, if that's what you're thinking of. Okay. The drop of a water on your, per drop on your eye. Chinese got to trademark all the cool shit, if you think about it, finger traps. And, but you, I would think the opposite with Jessica, or with the Slenderman lady, right? You, I don't think you'd want to be dating her. That'd be a tough one.

I mean, unless you're into, she may always be plotting against you. But what's the upside? The upside with the other one is clear. I guess there's the danger part, though. That's pretty much it. That's like the, you know, sleeping with your best friend's wife or something like that. Because, like, okay, imagine she doesn't pop the ankle monitor off. And she gets through this, and they let her out at like 25, and she gets a job at, you know, wherever.

She gets a job at the U.F.L. and she's making her way up. Line judge. And she's just, by all accounts, you meet her totally normal. And you're like, where'd you go to college? What's your scene there? She's like, well, when I was in seventh grade. Yeah, like, how many other red flags does she throw?

Because you got to tell your prospective boyfriend at some point, right? Yeah, they're going to Google you. But at first, are you? like well your first fight but I mean you know how you reveal your your bad things to your future wife

yeah a little bit here and there you know oh yeah I also once then you know body count that was a thing a little while ago right like then you learn that she if you had learned she slept with 15 guys or something are you up is that bother you or right you know

where does this rank on the once you learn You're already, you're madly in love. You're going out. Your things are great. The chemistry is perfect. This is the perfect woman, and then you find out she's the slender man. But as you've told you're your whore wife who slept with half the athletes at whatever university. That was before.

That's, whatever has, whatever in the past has caused you to become this person in front of me today, I am, I don't. don't care. This is who I love. This is who I am into. Yeah, so in some ways, you're thankful for those each 19 stabbings. You're... Right, then, but if you love you a little more... Do you still say, like, because she does, she does tell you that she's been with all these guys, and you're like, look, it doesn't matter. I mean, it's you. It's just you. And she's like, I'm so glad to hear you say that, because I have one more thing. You're like, well, a couple of them at once. You're like, no, no, no, no, no. Heroin? Did you do, like, tell me. You could tell me anything.

it's me and then she tells you yeah you're like what an and then you thought that was real you can't sleep yeah i do think um now it's you every time she picks up a knife yeah hey you give a hold on say again i go i think if you're just morbidly obese you're good right is this a she would only attack she would only attack you if you resembled the slenderman the slenderman Oh, I thought you meant that you could take the stabbing And it's not going to really Like if you stab a big pillow It's fun

You have to feel I'm not just saying this because your kid was on the show yesterday But you have to feel To date, pretty proud That you navigated what I mean the internet being thrown at kids at that age Especially young girls And all the weird shit they get up to

And little Stories they tell that each other I mean it's I was not sure shocked when I learned the story of these girls doing that. This seemed like something the girls that I went to junior high with would have been into. They just didn't have the accelerant that was the internet. They all believed in little weird magical things. That's a fucking sorcery and shit going on. What's that about? Don't know. Telling my

fortune? Yeah, don't like it. Is letting them be little gypsies in school? Well, Texas politics are really heating up, boys, because is Vince Shalomi Will be running for Congress in the state of Texas Shamwell Shamwell The Slap Chop Many other such products

He changed his legal first name to offer But his name is Vince Shlomi He's 61, he's running for It represents, it's a state spot represents Austin, Temple, Fort Worth, running against an 84-year-old man. Now, what do you think his platform is? The clean party? Super absorbent towels. The slap chop, I never purchased one, but I've seen one in action before, and it was badass. There's a kitchen item that you could use to cutting vegetables. There's got to be a better way. There was. The party that I was. The party that

allows you to bite hookers. He did do that. He did do that? No. Don't be silly. His platform aims to, as he said, destroy wokeism. What does that even mean? It says he's running as a tribute to the late Charlie Kirk, whom he called the original, quote, wokebuster.

Ooh. Good move. movie. Yeah. It's like, it's the new Ghostbusters. They just make it with men. Yeah. No, but you call it wokebusters.

Yeah, sure. But, oddly enough, yes, there does seem to be a tie in there because they made a woke Ghostbusters. Yeah. With ladies. Yeah, he, uh, is no stranger to controversy. Allegations of harassment, physical altercations. I think he bit a prostitute. She might not have been paid, but he bid a woman.

There was a police report. He's kind of been out of the public light for a few years. Are we past the days of the infomercial pitchman? Like, if we had our last one, are they just influencers now? And you can never, you'll never have, like, a Billy Mays who just owns the game. I mean, I guess, like, the most popular infomercial guy on the plane. planet now is just Joe Rogan because it's just he's pitching

products and do they even have the the shows on anymore like late night you're more of the late night guy how about you Clayton I'm pretty sure my wife told me she was running through some QVC the other night like she got yeah HSN is still on

that might have been what it was yeah I saw that on the other day at my grandpa grandpa's old folks home yeah somebody was watching so with that demographic it's still on yeah they're also super into dancing with the stars everyone leaves at 7 to go watch

really the old folks home and they also love Lone Star 9-11 it's got to be good the trailers look at the Rob Lowe one yeah I don't know if he's still on it or not but do you guys remember the story we did a few weeks ago about an

an uber food or door dash delivery driver who got shot in mesquite trying to deliver food go on i kind of remember well we we did the story and there was an interview with a guy who was a bystander who said that the he called the cops when he saw the guy get shot and then the people at the house were like we were just waiting on our door dash driver well the news fox four talked to that guy he lived but there've been no arrest made in this there's really no details about like other than the idea of right now it looks like this is kind of just one of those deals where it's you just have to assume the hazards of the job your job is to walk up to people's doors late at night and in the state their job is to potentially knock on the door because i've never

had a door well no i can't say i've never had a door dash knock on the door but generally they'll just leave it they snap a picture and they go yeah there was so i think it was some sort of a situation where um are you are you guys familiar with like the pen code that they have to give you like before they give you the food. How does that work? I've never seen. Like, you have the food before you give it to them. They have to give you the pin so you make sure you're giving it to the right person.

Yeah, you get a pin on your phone. If you're the customer. If you're the customer and it's a direct handoff and you give them the pin and they put it in and they say, all right, thanks, bye. I had to do that getting in an Uber in Vegas. Yeah, they do that for Uber too. Okay, so there was some sort of mix up over this code. at which point he says is when they opened fire

but there have been no arrest made no details provided to the public so anyways good luck out there I've never really thought about that part you think about it with Uber driving but just running up to people's doors in the middle of the night

Dicey Yeah I hate the DoorDash and UberE I've told you this before. I was just talking about this yesterday. I just hate that you have to declare your tip early. Because we live kind of far off the highway. And so I generally tip big because I realize you have to drive a farther distance.

And my kid used to door dash. So I was like, she said she will see all of the, you know, she has like three deliveries. if somebody one person tipped real big she'll go deliver there first and so I thought I would get that treatment but then you watch it on the app and like no no no they're making five other stops before they get to me

where do you guys fall and then they just do a shitty job but you have already declared your tip no recourse I kind of like the Uber ride because later on you tip later so if the guy was an asshole or something just don't tip although I don't do that. I feel guilty.

I've guilted. I have woke guilt. I know. I'll just tip anyway. I know. I didn't. Really? I didn't say hi to me.

Oh, my God. I stepped in the vehicle and said, hey, how's it going? Crickets. Are you little bitch? How about this? Stroke your ego with a little good times. Is that the producer of the Dallas Cowboys Radio broadcast coming through? There you go.

There's your news. The Dumb Zone News. Like and subscribe. That's a good news. Other than the fact that the Wings did yet again get the number one overall pick. Phil, you're leaving? All right. See you.

Phil the Hollywood P1, ladies and gentlemen. He's leaving that. What's that? The Wings got the number one pick. They won the lottery again last night. We blew that. that story at the top of the show there, but I was going to hold it for the new. They had the lottery last night?

Well, this is for the fall draft. The winner-break draft. What are they doing? Why would they have the lottery on a Sunday night? Well, I think the draft is tomorrow. The season starts December 1st. The All-Star game is Wednesday. All right.

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I don't even know anymore. Everybody wants to complain about the way everybody talks. But we're not mad. We don't care. It's fine. Oh, my God. I had to spend time this weekend going over those picks again. Because Jared and my dad, Rangers are blowing their team up. Jared's texted me about, did you check the picks? I think that guy has my standings wrong.

He texted me, too. Does he care about sharp money? I don't know, dude. All right, let's do this. Fairlease.org presents on this day in history. And remember, we have here, Jacob and Nima, sitting all close to each other now. You guys get to know each other at all? Yeah.

Not at all. Nope. Not at all. His name is Jacob. Yes. Yeah, that's it. Well, today is Monday, November 24th. On this day in 1835, the Texas Rangers.

organization was officially established by the Texas provisional government. Back in 1820 and 3, Stephen F. Austin hired 10 Rangers to help protect his colonists against Indian raids. Just protecting. We're not having to do anything else. I mean, you know, on this day in 1859, Charles Darwin published On the Origin of Species, which explained his theory of evolution. by means of natural selection. Woke. On this day in 1971, a hijacker calling himself Dan Cooper.

He has become popularly known as D.B. Cooper. He parachuted from a Northwest Orient Airlines 727 over the Pacific Northwest after getting $200,000 in ransom. And his fate remains unknown. Did he get away with that, huh? And he wrote the Coke theme. Or did he die, huh? Or did he write the Coke theme?

On this day in 2008, there was an Indian reality show called the Million Dollar Arm. Oh, damn, yeah. Okay. John Hamm, oddly involved here. For real? There's a movie about this. Okay, I had never really heard of this,

and that's why I'm pointing it out today. Rinku Singh and Dinesh Patel. Oh, this is the only two last names in India? You hear them a lot. Like those are they, like. Bill Paxton played Tom House. Sharma. They signed, by winning this,

they are the Jesse Holly of India. Yes. They signed free agent deals pitching for the Pirates organization. And yeah, it says here, they would have a Disney movie made about their experience. And you say John Hamm is in that? Yeah, and Blake's right.

And The Morning Show? Bill Paxton. And one of those guys, Patel actually went on to win three Cy Young Awards. Yeah, he pitches for the Tigers right now. On this day in 2012, gang. It's very funny that the core of that idea is like, it'd be funny to watch them. though baseball

I'm like all right I don't know it's just very weird that didn't work out on this day in 2012 gangham style oh man became the most viewed

YouTube video surpassing at the time what year was it again 2012 at the time surpassing Bieber Bieber

very good baby. Wow. Yeah. Baby. And on this day in 2018, Kellan Mond scores a two-point conversion

in the seventh overtime. Bob was there, LSU. To give Aggie a 74-72 victory over number eight LSU. That was a good story. I remember. I think they left early

because his mother-in-law was complaining. It was like one of the most epic. It's the most overtimes in NCAA history. San Antonio Brahma's quarterback. There we go Currently

This last season he was Kellen Mond Yep Now we have I play flag With a St. Louis Battlehawk Cam Kelly

Tell him I said what's up November 24th This Day in Dumb Zone history Back in 2020 This was the day That Marcus Paul died The Cowboys strength coach

conditioning coach yeah in the weight room yeah damn how did that not come up last week and I was just thinking is it because about going through

yeah we're here or do the cowboys have a lot of tragedy the special team or the bubble remember that fell on Joe D

maybe they're cursed maybe um and then can I tell you guys by the way that that is my biggest like the biggest

like the biggest biggest way that I'm selling myself on the Cowboys actually getting like to the Super Bowl this year, maybe winning it. It's the only outcome that would make sense with the rest of the news cycle. You know how like every single day you just look at the news and you're like, holy shit? And you do the 10 years ago if I had told you, the Cowboys winning a Super Bowl this year would be. After they get rid of a potential Hall of Fame coach. The documentary comes out this year that shows that they just fell flat the year they thought they were going to win it jerry's in trouble for this and that over the last couple years this would be the

most insane outcome just from an american news standpoint and that's why i think we have a shot it's kind of the civil war of sports outcomes the cowboys winning a super bowl like so many people would be mad about that and that's why i'm hanging in there back to you blake Tom Pelliserro reported that Mike McCarthy smashed watermelons with a sledgehammer before the Vikings game. The old Gallagher days. Which this came out a couple weeks after it happened, so we surmised that when it didn't make news, McCarthy told Pellasero to leak it. Yeah. Because he's that corny.

The old McCarthy Pellasero pipeline. And then I'll end with this. This is when the Tony's Dancing with the Stars trivia competition ended. And there was a clear winner. Her name was Paige. We had her on. Tony was very excited because the prize was you get to go to a taping with Tony. And he's super excited.

Can't wait to go with you, Paige. Who are you going to bring? And she says, my husband and Tony just deflates. Okay, well, Paige and husband, I'll see you there. You know, he's still hot on that trail, not pages, but the dancing with the stars. Does he still do a podcast? You can't lose it.

I don't know about the podcast, but I know that he was there in person at some point in the last handful of weeks. I've seen it on Twitter. Did you think somehow he'd be like, I'm out? You know, I guess I kind of thought the show was done. I think it is like on network TV. Yeah. But I think he's followed it to wherever. Game stream guest?

Of course. He has refuted all of our overtures to be a guest. This is true. Tell him we'll just talk DWTS. Open invite, though. Other birthdays today, Ben Danucci is 29. Speaking of stream guests. And that really does prove, like, being a cowboy for certain people, it does mean more.

Because Ben Danucci, what if he was drafted by Jacksonville? What if he was drafted by the Browns? The hat's probably not popping. Like the hat's popping. He's kind of well known, it seems. Dude, I think he's doing games. Yeah, you're right. I've seen him on...

506. I've seen him on that, yeah. He's on the way up. Get a little Ben Danucci stock now, folks. I'd love to get him. He'll take Romo's spot someday. Ryan Fitzpatrick is 43. Not sure if I like him on TV or not.

I don't think I like that entire crew. That's the thing. I don't like the crew, but I generally do like him. Yeah, Amazon Thursday. Whitworth, Sherman, Gonzalez. Would you guys actually want to go to that party they're having? My buddies and I text about that a lot. Well, you know how like, they do this with a lot of the pregame shows and stuff now,

but they make it look like just when they're hanging. They just have a party, you know? And hey, look, it's Andrew Whitworth over by the chips. and hey look now Tony Gonzalez is on stage he's dancing a little bit like none of the parties look fun at all just

I don't know the simulated hangout is always a funny promo to me Jimmy Graham is 39 man did you buy stocking him yeah I think I thought he was probably going to change the way the game was played forever

Leangelo ball is 27 Oscar Robertson is 87 Still alive Some call him the black Luca I mean that's the name Anytime Luca does anything It's like you know not since Oscar Robertson For real I learned the depth of Oscar Robertson's career

Because of Luca They would say Will Chamberlain Oscar Robertson Sometimes LeBron gets in there too but those are the three or four guys that are always in the first guy to do this since he looks good too for an old guy Dave Bing of the search engine

is 82 now he is an NBA Hall of Famer the most annoying search engine go away Bing how did I get you I really tried to buy low on Bing I was using it it's great for NSFW stuff is it from what I hear okay Interesting. Sorry, Dan. Back to...

Have you heard of Dave Bing, though, as an NBA guy? He is an NBA Hall of Famer. Wow. But even the reason I bring him up, I've heard of the name Dave Bing, but I have no... I can't tell you what position he played, what he did. It must have been way before, like, Dr. Jay and all that kind of stuff, right? I don't know. I don't know who Dave Bing is, really.

But he was also then the mayor of Detroit. Like, he wrote his, hey, I'm in the NBA Hall of Fame. I'll just go be the mayor of Detroit. Huh. And he did that at a volatile time. He followed up the Kwame Kilpatrick mayorship. South Lake's own. Yes, the guy who fled Detroit after embezzling or doing something nefarious to which I think he ended up getting sentenced to like 20 years in prison for it.

He did. But at that time, he had fled Detroit. He's living in South Lake somehow. So weird And Detroit needs a new mayor So they got Dave Bing NBA Hall of Famer to be the mayor I hope that was a good time for him

You got to ride whatever you can To Detroit's never been better dude I actually think that's I don't know about during his time But I think they say Detroit is back It's the city for tomorrow So I travel to Detroit

Every once in a while And it's crazy like their parts that are really back They look great And then you drive through some areas And it looks like a war zone Like, still has that part where it's very rough. But I just remember 20 years ago I was here in all war zone. And there was a lot of talk, honestly, about like Dan Gilbert from Quicken Loans and the Cavs,

buying up a bunch of property and trying to revitalize their downtown. I don't know, but I got a secret. I have a hard on for all those cities, though, you know. I just, whether it's Cleveland, Detroit, all. But he was Detroit first. I didn't know that it's time. He brought people to, yeah. Colin Hanks is 48

And I think I thought he was going to have like a great career And in the last half decade he is He was passed by Chet In my Hank's rankings But what did I just watch He was great in Fargo It might have been the Eddie Murphy documentary Did Colin Hanks produce it?

I just watched something that Colin Hanks produced I was like, whoa, Colin Hanks produced that Interesting But that can't be right Because Eddie Murphy would have produced that documentary. I'll get back to you on that. Was it my big fat Greek wedding three, which he produced? It was not.

But it was something that was recently out. Catherine Heigel is 47. Remember her? She had a run. Yeah, like a real quick run. She was real mean, I think. In real life? Maybe she had some, like, I don't want to be too judgy.

But she was just not Hollywoodish and wanted them to work on her timeline. I don't know. She got real crossways with Judd Apatel. I remember that. She only wanted eight-hour workdays or something. Yeah, I remember it was something that she was like just bitchy or dubbed that anyways. I could see that. Okay, it's the, he directed the documentary.

I'm back to Colin Hanks, John Candy's documentary. I saw his name in the credits. That's where I was thinking. Okay, here's Catherine Hegel criticizing the film knocked up. Which she was the star, right? She called the film a little sexist, claiming that the film, quote, paints the women as shrews, that's not a word I know, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys. Yeah. We are.

It's called a comedy. Yeah. That's a guy-buddy comedy. there's a plenty of you know you think all the guys in sex in the city are portrayed real capable and multi-dimensional big is i must just use the c word and i deserve i didn't say sig and then follow it with the second word word during the recovery and i didn't just call katherine heigle a c growth pete best is 84 he was the Beatles drummer and then they kicked him out

and then they got the guy that would at some point say I'm going nowhere I need a lifeline and they found Jorts Sarah Highland is 35 you know she is Modern Family Girl

Yeah she's the older daughter Haley and Modern Family and she has had two kidney transplants. Wow. Good thing she didn't play for the New York Jets. Rest in power to Nickman Gold. Bernie Cozhar had one. I don't know if it's a kidney or a liver.

I think it was a liver. Because I was talking about that, about Bernie with my mom this weekend. Yeah? Yeah. Have you talked to her? Did you talk to her after the game? I have not talked to her since.

Shador Shador. Shador mania. But she is the one who reported that Shador's house was broken into you. So the jet can't get one, but modern family can get two. Not even like, listen,

it's an ensemble cast. This is not, it's not like they needed for Seinfeld. There's 10 people on this show. Linda Tripp is 76. Oh, man. You want to talk about

peaking young Jake's political interests. All right. One of the funny things John Goodman has ever done. That was so good. On SNL. He was Linda Tripp. He was trying to record Monica.

God, that was great. And our Dumb Zone birthday of the day is for SAD. Don't you miss quaint times like that? Oh, yeah. When this is the scandal. Or the David Blow's birthday. And it was like,

it's a scandal, like, but it's not a scandal of this level every day. Right. Yeah. like, oh, man, we got this one for this year. We can focus on this for a few months. Yeah. It's Linda Tripp's birthday? Yeah?

Okay. Do I have the wrong one? Linda Tripp died in 2020. Oh, did she? I might have it. I might. Okay. I might have not.

Look, I usually check the old's. Like, I made sure Pete Best was still alive. And Dave Bing and Oscar Robertson, I guess I would have figured 76. You're still hanging in. in there and she died at 70. You picture of perfect health, Linda Tripp. As you described her as looking like John Goodman. Yeah, none of the women who had been portrayed by John Goodman made it to 80.

Things searched that one. The dumb zone has learned. Some six years ago. Linda Tripp has passed away at the age of, you say 70. Yeah. 2020 is just five years ago. She probably died of COVID. Oh, she would have been 76.

She would have been 76 today. Diet of COVID. Yes, for Sade, the Dumb Zone birthday of the day is Stephen Merchant, is 51. Which role is he? He is the co-creator of the original office. Oh, okay. So without that, Sade does not watch the American office, what, like 10 to 12 times? Oh.

Like every episode. It's in the 20s. I'm almost positive. if it's in the 20s. Born in the stay now dead, Paul Tagliabu and Ted Bundy, the hot serial killer. Dead and the stay still dead,

Lee Harvey Oswald, Freddie Mercury, and Pat Marita. Karate Kid? Who's Mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid. And that's what happened on this day in history. How's Karate?

doing it's good with the kids my daughter was very into it one of my daughters um got a black belt got all the belts for real yeah eva but that was like at the age of 12 or 13 or something that still takes i just don't think she could have ever kicked anyone's ass like she had a black belt i don't think it's about kicking ass i think it's about you know mastering oneself but my question is our kids still doing karate. Like, I feel like you used to see karate studios. So that's like 10 years ago,ish, and she's... Yes, there was a karate studio in Grapevine that she...

Jiu-Jitsu's kind of taken over that space. Yeah, I guess that's true. Same with, like, boxing. Jiu-Jitsu just takes it all over because everybody just wants to be... Again, Joe Rogan. Uh, all right. Closing remarks time. we have Jacob Martin Yes

We have Neiman here as well If you got anything You don't have to I don't know This was awesome Thank you guys Sweet setup Jake

TCU women's basketball It's the real deal Olivia Miles Well I hear there's a draft Can we draft her You could perhaps take place Are you the same guy that told us to do it Somebody emailed us

No I'm not No it was a guy at the stream Who was like You know I know you guys are down on the Luca thing, but TCU ladies basketball. I work a lot of women's basketball games at TCU, and they are incredible.

Is it fun? Yeah, they're fun. I mean, they beat a team by 70 the other day. They won by like 35, 40 last night. Okay. I'm not going to get into it. That's okay. But Jake might.

You're good, yeah. Yeah, I invited both Jake and Blake to an event on Saturday. they both declined very nicely and I realized it was actually on Sunday that event was our baby shower because my wife your own my wife is currently seven months pregnant

wow so the girl dad hat of course I would like a live Jake ranking oh no don't know so it's a couple's baby shower full family shower actually the reason I invited

Blake was because all kids were invited to My mom had set up and owned kids buffet, which was chicken fingers and mac and cheese. And the chef came over. They had a special little buffet table? Just for the kids. That is awesome. And the chef came over and said, hey, all the parents are eating the mac and cheese. Should I bring out more?

It happens all the time. Nima also invited me to a party that he was not attending. Yeah. That's how we met Mace. Mace was in the chat. Yeah. So we converted them. We're good.

I wanted Blake to go to that dressed in traditional goal. like thinking that that was the deal so here's the best part there is no traditional car i know but but if but the idea if they're like that he thinks that there is yeah going to sorry like he does like some chad gpt work or something he's got like a and then he shows up and it's just a bunch of guys and like columbia puffy sweaters and that's right you're persian so we were we were debating your origin my long time uh handle was persian texan so i would hope that right and we still didn't put that together. Yeah, I mean, you get, like,

with Indian, like, weddings and stuff, there's a lot of, or really any Indian celebration, there's a lot of... As the infamous South Park episode once showed that you could just wear gold chains and a lot of cologne in your Persian. What's the deal with the rugs?

We love our rugs. Why? Very proud of our rugs and our cats. I mean, that's... We just crush it. So there's traditionally silk rugs that are hand-woven. So they take a long time to me.

make um just expert craftsman craftswoman making those rugs we bought ours in uh in morocco but i think it's persian yeah dude i don't even want to tell you what my wife paid for that rug overseas and had to get it sent back like oh i've heard five digits is it wasn't five but it wasn't three yeah for a rug like uh flooring direct at dfW slash dz you could have done that that carpet deal It would have been way better. With pad? You could have replaced every floor in your house for the price of that one little rug. I know.

And then if you have a rug like that, that you had to pay that, then you're really uptight about, like, if you spill anything. And you live with Jake? You don't want to. Oh, I've had many friends over that have come over and seen some artwork on the wall. And they're like, man, that's really cool. Who painted that? Like, no, that's a rug. we don't step on that one.

Oh, okay. So that's the move. Did she hang it on the wall or did she throw it on the ground? Yeah. But it's not a five fig rug. Just a four fig. Yeah, just four fig. Well, congrats, man.

Yeah. Oh, name ranking. Layla Josephine. That's great. I thought that you were going to. No, that's really good. He wouldn't tell you if he hated it. Yes, I would.

Yes, I would. Yes, I would. Layla's a good name. But then you always talk about you as a high schooler. you know you come up with names for the other sex lay would be tough and then LJ you said anything with a middle name J LJ does you can't let her go by LJ it feels too like she's just kind of one of us but Layla's a very pretty name thank you congrats I'll tell the wife that well it's been fun Adios we got to go before this becomes a zoo thank you for watching my video subscribe and type for my name if you I want to watch more of my video.

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