The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 11-28-25 | Live from Cain & Abel's in Austin, Cowboys beat Chiefs

Episode Date: November 29, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe boys celebrate the Cowboys continued playoff push live from Cain & Abel's ahead of the UT-A&M game. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Yeah I never listen to the dumb I'm gonna listen to the dumb song All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. I never listen, I'm gonna listen to the dumb song Well, hello, friends, and welcome, and welcome to Kane and Ables in Austin. That's where we are. I'm Dan McDowell.

I'm Jacob. You're a jerk. I'm T.C. Fleming. We have Foodie K here as well. We have Spanx around somewhere, probably checking him on the chat. We have Lone Star Beer all over the place. Yeah. We have a cowboy victory to discuss today.

on the program? Super Bowl! And we have a Longhorn Aggie matchup to preview. I thought we'd kind of just go through the story of Cain and Abel. Brothers? I know that. Homies, yeah. Turned against one another.

Okay. So they were at one point, very close? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Is that detailed in the stories? And then he killed him. Who killed who? I think Cain killed Abel, right?

I don't know. Yeah. You're my resident. Jealousy. Guy who knows everything. I'm your resident guy who thought of killing his brother over jealousy. Yeah. I'm familiar with all the allegorical background.

Your Division I quarterback brother? That's right. All right. No, I don't have much on that for you. Okay. If you thought, like, I was the guy that did, then you were for the first time mistaken. I don't know anything about Canaan Ables.

And I don't know anything about Canaan Ables in Austin. Is like this the place to see and be seen? I don't know about that. We'd have to defer to one of our locals. Okay. But, I mean, there's a lot more buildings here than there used to be. I can tell you that. How long has this been here?

Four or five years. It feels like everything's four or five years. Oh, okay. Well, I thought Canaan Abels was around when you were. were back in college. No, I've heard of this. No, I've definitely just, I've heard of this place before. Okay. Oh, they've moved.

We're learning that they have moved a variety of times. So we got Julie coming out at some point? Julie at some point. Coming in from the ranch? We thought Mike Soroy would be here from the get-go. I thought that was just how this was being labeled as Mike Soroy joins us for this. But I don't know if he knows what time we start. The last time we did Mike Soroy joins us for this, he missed it entirely.

So if we get him 10 minutes from now, we'll take it. Considered a nice bonus. Yeah. Nice drive-in. We were all worried about what the roads were going to be like. Traffic-wise, holiday travel, people headed back up 35. It was the smoothest drive I've ever had, other than I got pulled over. Whoa!

You? Yeah. Dossile, Jake? 84 and a 70. Afraid to look at his own shadow when he's near his car, Jake. Rule follower. Wow. I know.

And it was you and T.C. in the car? Yeah, and he's over there. Let's go live on Instagram. I'm like, shut. That's a great idea. He's trying to grow the show. Grow the product. I'm pissing down my leg, hoping they don't search the car.

He's like, it's go live. No. But, yeah, we got out with a warning. Did the car smell fine? In my mind, I would have been curious if I were him, but he just wrote the warning. Oh, just a warning? Yeah. Oh wow, that is really surprising

Well Like why even I licked his boots Why do a warning If you're going to go through All the trouble to pull me over I really don't know I uh

It's very performative Yeah and he didn't He didn't ask where we were going or anything You know So there wasn't even like a conversation Where he felt bad about me And then wrote the warning Be concerned about the location of the fire

That you were heading to No no dad jokes No nothing He didn't kick the shit out of me Or No Billy Club Rape me or anything I think he just wanted to make friends.

He might have. He might, Alvareda. Didn't ask, like, who you're rooting for, and now you're sweating. Like, oh, man. I just want all the boys to have a good time and follow the law. Aggie? I don't know. So what was your Thanksgiving experience?

You have one kid home. Do you have to, like, sit down at a dinner table? We did. Is it funny? We watch dinner every night, or we watch TV every night while we eat dinner. I got a TV tray. American, Americana. And I thought she would just opt to, well, let's just watch the new Stranger Things season.

The latest just dropped. Yeah, oh, yeah, twists and turns, man. Yeah, no, they're now cashing in their 401Ks where the Stranger Things kids are at in the story. But, no, she opted. She had the chance. Like, where do you want to sit? She wanted to sit at the table. maybe just a kid being a little nostalgic for what she was forced to do for years when she didn't want to sit at the table.

Yeah. But we did a real weird. It was real half, you know, we have a big long table. That's right. And we just put tablecloth on half of it. That's so beaten. And then there's like, you know, the piles of junk and stuff on the end of it, the computer or whatever. Your junk mail, yeah. Yeah. So half-ass. Just half of it. Some medicine bottles. Yeah, who knows what was over there.

But we didn't have to move it. And lit a couple of candles, had Thanksgiving dinner. Thank you, Eatsies. Well, I mean, we paid for it, but Eatsy's... Crafted it. Eachis has... The cook, the... Whatever our moms had as a feeling like I have to cook because it's Thanksgiving,

that has not been passed down. I don't know where you stand on that. My wife wants to cook. My wife used to want to cook, but she's more than happy now to let someone else do all the cooking. Yeah, yeah, I mean, it comes and goes, but she still has a little bit of trad wife to her of, like, I feel called to be doing this. Are you, I cut the turkey because I'm the man of the family? No, I don't do shit. Oh, you don't cut?

No. And first of all, we're not, like, we're not doing our own bird. We're not. Oh, that's the main thing I thought you do. And then you get to somebody else's house this year. I'm just saying normally my wife wants to cook. She wants to be viewed as someone who cooks, not as someone who orders. But yesterday it was all up to the others.

Does that performative, though? She doesn't really want to cook, but she's just worried about society thing? I don't know. I just want to top off. Okay, yeah. But, no, I had a really interesting situation yesterday where I watched the Cowboys Chiefs game in full with family, which I've never done before. And I was watching with a guy, a couple people, who are, like family of family

and they don't know what I do. The ones that do know do do not care you know they're from Kansas City big Chiefs fans and I'm just in this like liminal in between space where every play I'm like fuck God like it's a

game stream but also I don't want these people to really I don't want to interact right so out I want to explode with excitement if you go nuts or something they're going to ask you engagement yeah and so I'm I'm I'm experiencing it in that, like, prison. And there's a lot of, you know, hey, did you know Brandon Aubrey?

He used to play soccer. And I'm like, yeah, I have heard that. Oh, okay. Like, I don't lead on at all, you know, until the very end when somebody was like, oh, he's going to Austin tomorrow for work. Uh-oh. And I said something like, it's kind of a talk show. But even then, there was no, like, thought that I understood

what was happening at anything other than just guy in the room level. They had no idea how cool you are. Exactly. That's all it really was. Learned a lot. Learned that there probably should be a penalty, a flag thrown if receivers pantomime the flag, you know, when GP or CD or...

They think that is an indicator that there should be a flag. No, they think you should be thrown. Oh, a flag. The receivers should draw a flag for that brazen... Oh, okay. Asking for a flag should get you... Emmett Smith. The name came up.

They were showing the Ring of Honor, and I heard, you know what was special about him? Is when he scored a touchdown, he did what? And I took the bait, because this is an obvious one, until I realized maybe if you didn't grow up in Texas, it's not obvious. But I said, he took his helmet off. And he's like, no, handed the ball back to the official and said, act like you've been there before. Okay. And did you correct him on that? Yeah, not remotely true.

Absolutely not. Okay. I just said, oh, okay. He did act like he's been there perhaps He didn't do a pyramid or a hump the goalpost But it was because he wanted to hold onto that ball Right So he could put it on eBay

40 years later His explanation to you on that Was the most careful PR language He did such a good job of making greedy as hell Sound like I just want someone else to be able to cherish history Yeah right And he was thinking of that

at the time in 1993. Not big fans of the involvement of Taylor Swift. If you're a longtime Chiefs fan. I probably would have had that. Somebody was like, what happened to this team? And in my head, they were in the Super Bowl last year. But to them, hey, Hollywood T. Swift. That's what happened.

Yeah. Okay. I just haven't watched a football game with a stranger in a long time. And it was one I very much cared about. And I was just standing in the back, you know. I'd step outside every now and then, take a mongo rip off the vape. It sounds fun. It was not fun at all, but we got the job, though.

It sounds fun knowing that you are who you are, but you did not reveal. No. And it's very good that your wife didn't walk in and be like, oh, he knows Brandon Aubrey. No, she did. I know. That's normally. That's a thing that will happen when you don't want to reveal that. Was it a micro-dosing, not telling your coworkers you won the lottery?

It's a little bit of that God bless y'all So do we need to talk about the driving down situation Because I was going to say I rode down with TC And all he'll talk about is the guy who won $158 million Like I'm trying to work Where's this Well it was on the car on the way down

No I mean where did a guy win 100 The one that emailed you Oh And I'm like Well yeah he came into money It's still fake Still move on But

So TC text me last night And the plan is I'm driving home tomorrow. I'll take T.C. home with me. And Dan was leaving this morning and was going to drive T.C. down there. So we sort of split it up. I guess we can get to why it is that he can't drive. But T.C. text me last night and says, hey, hate to be an imposition. But can I ride down with you also?

And I said, well, I guess I don't mind. But what happened to Dan? And he said, Dan said he doesn't want me to ride with him, figure it out. And I'm like, okay, well, I don't either, but it's fine. And so he did come to my house. It was no sweat off my back at all. I thought long and hard about it saying this. It still was just kind of like, okay, you know that means someone else has to do it.

This is not just that you don't want to do it. Well, in my head, I did think someone else doesn't have to do it. T.C. is a capable driver. He's very good behind the wheel. I'd trust him to drive my family. to church. Church? Yeah.

That's a common... Yeah, I don't know. It was just like, okay, well, yeah, I'll drive you. Dan... But yeah, I mean... Dan from on high in his chariot. No, but here's the thing. I don't think T.C. reads social cues.

That would be very correct. Do you agree? I do, yeah, yeah. You agree that... Not a natural. And, like, when T.C. first asked if we would drive together, I thought I exhibited a lot of... just like I don't really want to

but you know if forced to you are a person that I care like I will go bail you out of jail I don't I wouldn't want to be the first on your list but I will I don't read a well I like you're a good I like you put them out well or do you feel like your kind of tone

is sort of the same yeah you got two is that a problem an autism cage match that I can actually make you feel like you're trying to make plans I've never detected an emotion or preference from how you said something in my life. Oh, wow.

That's very true. Okay, yeah, we do have a stalemate here. But, yeah, when I did just finally have to, because it kind of seemed like midweek, I thought I was out of it midweek. Because T.C. had said something about, oh, Jake, or, it was something about the time that everybody's leaving. And it turned out like Dan and Jake were leaving at a similar time.

And I was like, oh, okay, cool. So you guys can just go down together, too. And I kind of thought that's where it was at. And so I didn't even know until the text yesterday morning or whatever day, it was like, hey, are we going to drive together? I was like, oh, I thought I was out of this. I thought I didn't have to. And then I thought about do I actually just say, look, I want to drive alone.

And it's not, it's literally is not TC. Like if Jake said he wanted to drive together, I would say, do you have another option? You know that. Of course. I just, I wanted to, especially after the game, knowing we're going to be listening to audio, cutting audio, doing the shoddy thing, all that, and, you know, I don't know. I think one of the most... Pull over when I want, just do, you know. One of the most underrated things that sucks about a lot of office jobs is having to drive your coworker around to a meeting or something like that or have to pick them up from the airport.

I remember like my wife would tell me about that. That sounds like the worst party. You're in the car for like 45 minutes with this person? Because in T.C. Or like if Steve Berline... I put on headphones. Burline's there. You could talk to him for hours.

It's Steve Berline. Well, we're here. I was a little... Clearly I'm in the minority, but I was mystified. I just thought we'd all have a party going down, kind of playing some music, high-fiving. I'm handing drinks to the back seat. And then I get over to the house and they got music playing their air guitar.

like we're fucking old school or something i'm like what sphinx is pumping music one of the two of them and i'm like listen i got to beat a bed soon quiet we like quiet we are going to the game though so we'll be up late but also i back to the driving thing one quick final bit on that like i was worried like should i is he going to be offended if i just say to him i really don't want to drive together. So I want to just check, because I determined you would not be. Were you? Offendant's probably too far, but I kind of gave a look to the phone. I'm like, huh. I definitely believe that you feel this way across the board about everyone. But I thought maybe I'm so much fun that you were like, well, I don't really like people, but TC.

I would actually rather drive back with you. Like driving back is not, it was. It was. was driving here after a cowboy game that was extra bad. I wouldn't mind talking to you creatively about some different things, whatever, but just not give it off, dude. But here's the thing. No. You didn't want to do it. I stepped up and did it. One time

I just remember the way that I know that T.C. would accept this happily. Like, he wants directness and he wants truth. That's true. He, a guy we mutually knew once asked him to dog sit.

Can I tell the dog sitting story? Sure, yeah, yeah. Because he would watch my dogs, T.C. would. And then he asked this other guy that we knew said, oh, I heard T.C. dog sits for you. Would he do it for me? And I got them in touch, so T.C. would go dog sit for him. And apparently these were big dogs,

and they were a lot more of a beating to deal with than two little toy poodles, right? Too many dogs. We're talking like six big dogs. And when it was over, the guy told me he's like he was very taken aback by what tc told him after this dog sitting and apparently like the guy said to tc hey thanks for doing this uh you know maybe you could do it again in the future when we go out of town we go out of town at the end of the summer or something and so tc didn't want to do it again and what the normal what i would have said to him was oh yeah maybe

and then I would have come up with a reason I couldn't do it later. T.C. just goes, no, I don't want to do that, and I won't do that. Yeah. I just would have been dreading. How do I handle the next time? And the guy was taken aback. I just thought to never think about this. The guy, like, so taken aback that he brought up to me, like, why would he just say that?

And I go, I don't, you know. But that's, I was thinking back to that and thought, well, T.C. needs some direct. If you didn't want to drive. That was definitely the right way to handle it. Which I should have probably said last week. Yeah, again, there's a way to tile this together. The dog-sitting situation, it's like that, except if when he said no, it meant his friend just had to do it. But again, can we now focus to why did your friend have to do it?

Why didn't Jake just say you should just drive yourself? It just sounds like, like I said, I don't want to be like the, what was the Yankees team that they said had 27 players, 27 camps. Did you have? So you could have said that to him. Yeah, but I mean. You're putting this on. me though. I mean, he's already had one friend tell him, fuck off, and now I'm

like, me, uh-uh, get away from me, leper. It just didn't feel like the time to kick him to the curb. He was wounded. So I let him talk to me about winning the lottery for three hours on the way down. I thought it made the time pass a little faster. I thought it was a very

fun ride. You didn't have to face the cop alone. Agreed. You did. He was immediately on it. T.C. was like, he doesn't want any of the weed. He's here just to raise a little revenue for Alvaredo. And I was like, that's what I needed to hear. All right, joining us is Julie Dobbs.

Hi. This is so cool, having y'all in Austin, my hometown with my Dallas peeps. Coming in from the ranch. Love it. Straight from the ranch. Was working some cows this morning. What does that mean? I don't know.

I wasn't. Just felt right. We were interacting with bulls the other day, weren't we? A. We were. Those were. The most awkward bullpillar. pictures I've ever seen that y'all posted on the social media where Dan's just kind of

sitting there like a little swelped over just staring at a cow Dan was very worried and maybe he should have been I've never considered the idea that you could get I mean a horse can kick you a cow I would think for the most part you're fine yeah the cow doesn't really care about you like the they're really big though they were and then the bull was getting a little aggressive and he was looking at me and I was like you know what I'll just stand behind to another person. Uh-huh. I'm not a animal,

I'm not an outdoorsman. No. Did you think I was? Yeah. No way. Did you try to pet it at all or touch it? No. Even just with one finger?

No. Why would I touch that thing? It's disgusting. Because they're nice. Mine got its whole hand in its mouth. It was probably offended. The big one. How are you feeling today?

Is Thanksgiving a big party day or no? The day before Thanksgiving was for me, so. I was a little off yesterday. But today I'm ready. to go. I've got Kelly bringing me a rebel vodka. I haven't had one of those in years, but it felt right. Being on campus, on college campus, yeah, just felt right. Sugar-free, sugar-free, because I'm old.

Glit-free. I didn't used to do sugar-free. How's that whole gluten thing? I mean, it still sucks. You still have to, like, really, you still eat gluten-free all the time? No, I should. I should, but I don't all the time. Glutons and everything in the world. Like, I had a biscuit this morning because it looked good. Dan, did you see that? I survived.

Before we get into NFL stuff, sad news, there's a furthering of the hiatus of Kelly Stafford's podcast. I saw this. I didn't know it was on hiatus. It was on hiatus because the guy she co-hosts with got accused of, like, sexual harassment and sexual assault. He works at a TV station. Okay. But every time they mention that the show's on hiatus, they're like, Kelly Stafford's mental health, like, she's been through a lot. And then at the very bottom of the article, it's like,

inner co-os is getting rang up for all sorts of, but, yeah, they're... Which one led to the other? Exactly. I just saw this news today. And I know you were the only person I know who's ever listened to it, so... For sure, no. We wish Kelly Stafford well. We're a big supporter.

Well, she kept getting Matthew Stafford into trouble with everything she was saying on the podcast, like about which teammates he liked and didn't like. No way. Yeah, stuff you should just know better. than to say on a podcast if your husband's a quarterback of an NFL team. You know, Julie, I couldn't agree more. Women do not belong in the workplace.

Well, we don't have to go that far. I mean, she could hold a job if she wanted. Just maybe not gossip about your husband and his team. Too hard to do a podcast once a week. Do you want one more Thanksgiving thing or would you like to save it for Soroy? You want to get into sports? We can do whatever you want, man.

Let me check see if he's hit me up. My guess is probably not. Do you have I'm on Find My Phone? I do not. I don't think anybody does. Is he awake? He doesn't want to be found. To delete this text here from the Sliders place next door.

Jew Boy Sliders. Yeah, what is that? That seemed to punch me right in the face when I walk in the face. Yep. They have a place called Jew Boy Sliders. Yeah. Fantastic, too. Oh, it is?

Yeah, and there's a million things running through my head right now, and you're not going to hear any of them. They're probably smart. We're the jokes. They're everywhere. No, it's just that the story, before we get to the Cowboys, we got to 10 years, bro. Ten years for an Arizona couple.

Wanda Dench. Oh, no. Received a text message from a number. It actually belonged to Jamal Hilton. Is this why Hillary lost? This story never takes off about Trump. Wanda Densh had meant to invite her grandson to her Thanksgiving celebration, but she's an old. So she texted someone else, and his name is Jamal.

Wanda is a white old lady. No way. And Jamal is a black man, young. And I guess the way it is, like she was arguing with him on text that you have to come to dinner, and he's like, look, I think you have the wrong number. So he attached a selfie to confirm that she has the wrong number.

but she is a nice white old lady and said why don't you stop by for dinner anyway so that story ends up going viral on social media there's a time when the country really needed it you know and now Wanda and Jamal are celebrating their 10th Thanksgiving together they actually have two kids as well yeah I was it the fifth anniversary

When they did the fifth anniversary is when they did the only fans. Link off. Yes, their Thanksgiving invite has blossomed into a decade-long friendship. Yep. Wanda says, I remember it like it was just yesterday. All the media kind of circled us. Meeting Jamal was the best thing ever. How did it get to the media at all?

somebody at facebook i'm sure her or one of her friends like y'all y'all got to see what happened to jan and throw it on facebook and the next dude uh today's show producers can smell that blood from across the country i guess so this friendship has survived the lost of wanda's husband hey now oh opportunity jemal here in a time of need and a breast cancer diagnosis Oh, poor Wanda. Shoulder. Lean on. Jamal helped her through it.

Absolutely. Their friendship was a very big source of strength, according to Wanda. And they say this year will be extra special, as Densh has announced, she is officially cancer-free. Oh, wow. Wonderful. Way to go, Wanda. So is this all it takes to make new friends? I could use a couple new ones.

Do you just need to post and invite them to your holidays? You could probably do that. Yeah, it's harder to accidentally text someone, I think. Or accidentally text somebody? Yeah, just start texting random 214 numbers. Also, let me tell you what's definitely happening here. By about year two or three, they were both super fucking tired of it. Don't even like each other anymore.

But they've got like hallmark and probably coals and all this other bullshit involved. They're like, we're going to furnish a party and we want to follow you around with the camera crew. There's an agent. He's like, get the fucking shots. Act like you like each other. I don't give a shit. We signed the deal. These people haven't been friendly in eight years, nine years, but they have to keep doing it.

You've got to keep it up. They're famous now. It's like a pageant mom type situation. Yeah, or the Rizzler. They're under the thumb of A&E. Just doing the shots. I'm surprised it hasn't been a movie. I mean, the driving Miss Daisy.

Last time I looked at their Wikipedia page, they had optioned the story to three different people. Oh, really? Several years of them. So they have to meet every year to make money. That's what I'm saying. Just take the golden picture and move on with their lives, yeah. This is their revenue stream. Bad bit.

Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, I guess. But it's a great bad bit. It is a great bad bit. And I hope they keep doing it. How about a little sport? Oh, before we get to sports, let's just mention Lone Star Beer.

Send us out here to Canaan Ables in Austin. Yeah. So enjoy some Lone Star beer while you're out here. And go to Lonestarbeer.com. If you use the code, Dumb Zone 21. you will get 21% off all merchandise at LoneStarbeard.com. So. So, how would you feel about trying to figure out

how to give away two tickets to this game, Julie? It feels like something you could pull all. I could do that, yeah. You'll have two tickets to this game, this huge, giant big game? See, she's already doing it. Wow. Biggest jugs? She just walk from.

It's mostly dudes in here, so that might be weird. Everybody's in... Yeah. And we do have... Biggest man-boob competition? At all. Just if we announce now, though, the people listening in their cars... Right.

Come on out. With jugs will come on you. Dude's know people with jugs. Yeah. Yeah. And Julie as the judge. Yeah. Hey, if you guys know anyone with jugs, text them right now.

Stay in line. Because girls with big jugs don't usually get things for free. You know? We just wanted to come out. catch a break one time right they never have no i'm happy to to help with this this is a real thing we're doing yeah i bought two and i can't sell them and i came into two others and so i'd rather just give them to the people okay somehow some way yeah all right so get to juggins work on that yeah fattest dude i don't know okay guy who will think about it guy who will drive tc home

I swear to God Right now Drive TCM get to tickets Right now If we're done after the show today I will give you the tickets Anyway yeah Want to talk cowboys

They're in it Dan I'm so happy for you Thank you I'm very happy for you Thank you Keep me alive It's pretty crazy That I mean everybody

circled this part of the year on the calendar and then once they kind of crap the bed leading up to this part of the year, this is where you're like, okay, well, there's just no chance because now you're about to run into this gauntlet. Yeah, but they're a better team now. They just, you could get hung up on how frustrating it is that if they had been this good at the start of the year, maybe they'd be not having to live and die with every drive.

But the team that's won the last two games is not the team that was getting beat by a million by Chicago. They're a good team. They just might not have enough time. They're not just a good team. They talk a lot of shit. They're fun. They got a couple seemingly loose cannons out there. It's a fun bunch.

Didn't you think they were a good team, though? After that, I'm trying to find their schedule. What was after the Chicago game? Maybe Carolina, Arizona. I don't know. The difference that Quinn and Williams makes is like having Micah. The difference he makes for OSA, the difference he makes for the edge players to be able to lighten their load. The difference

at having over Shone and Logan Wilson over Kenneth Murray and Jack Sandboard, the difference of having Donovan Wilson and elite hooker back to start a save. It's just a better team. You know their offense is awesome. And if your defense can be elite too, then you can beat anybody. So

I mean, we've argued if their defense could be average. Yeah, but then defense being average doesn't mean you can beat anybody. Defense being very good does. Well, defense average if you if the offense plays up to their capabilities yeah but what they were the last two weeks was not average see that's the thing to clear them a better legit beast huh queen and williams is

like mica type game changer do you buy what jerry said after the game uh generally copy paste no but was it that they tried to give up mica and a first for quinn and williams and just say no to that there's there's absolutely no way i don't understand the logic other than what you're hyping up how good he is and to do that, you have to make yourself look like an idiot? Right. I don't know. The only Jerry thing I was interested in is that he was raw dog and that turkey leg in the media scrum.

They all were. He's basically just my proxy grandfather now, since my grandparents are dead. Like I see him and I'm like, I know what he meant. He means well. He means no harm. Yeah, he was, so, yes, he said he would trade a, he had offered a first rounder and Micah.

for Quintam Williams. I just feel like there's absolutely no way. They certainly asked for a first rounder and Quentin Williams. Yeah. For Mika, right? Because Mika's Mika. Yeah, think about what he's saying there in the context of the Kenny Clark trade that came with the pick.

It's insane. But he's here and he's going to be here for a minute. They got a bunch of players who will be. He does affect things. Good God, man. And if you've watched the Chiefs over the years, the one thing they do struggle with is like the middle. pressure just getting on top of Mahomes' lap like that where he can't just step and climb up

into a collapsing edge pocket if there's stuff in the middle he looks confused and that's definitely what they had yesterday I mean a lot of it it wasn't just like a complete domination or anything no they're just as good as that team okay they're as good as Philadelphia which this version they're as good as Detroit right and as I look through their schedule I mean you barely get by the Giants. But none of that matters anymore. You get killed by Chicago. You tied Green Bay, which was great.

You killed the Jets. I know none of it matters, but you lose at Carolina. You just not beaten any good teams. You know, going to Denver, you just get, as you would say, mollywapped. They got mollywopped in Denver, for sure. And then on the way into the by week, they got mollywop by Arizona. I think the bigger thing is not this year, because those are, it's a small sample size. the team has changed.

The bigger thing is DAC hasn't won that many of these type of games. Like big, let your nuts hang. Here's another badass quarterback. We're going to keep you in it, but you're going to have to basically win this game. He just doesn't have that many of those.

And the ones he does have are against Philadelphia. You know, and then he beats up on New York and Washington. But whether it's, I mean, I think he was 0.4 against Mahomes, Alan Lamar. And he's got a poor record against basically every other good quarterback. And two weeks in a row, he fucking locked, dude.

Despite, I mean, how many Cowboy games yesterday end after that interception? Like now the body language gets bad from the side. Oh, yeah, that was real early in the game. It was the third play. And then what was the, they had a really lucky sequence later as well. When there was a dropped interception. Trying to find it. They were up in the game.

You're talking about the pickings, whenever he fumbled and the turpid? Oh, yeah. There was a drop interception, then the pickens and the fumble. Turp and, like. That was heads up. Yeah, you think about it right there. Now, they only kicked the field goal right there, right, to go up 10. Yeah, but that's going to happen, though.

And also, this is the other thing about watching a game with a Chiefs fan. They can't be too mad about anything. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Like penalties, lack of success. like it's not our year but there was definitely some questionable calls both ways yesterday but I don't want to hear it like that's just where Dallas is on the margins they're a good team can you imagine it's shake out either way if the chiefs don't even make the playoffs I mean I think it's

looking that way right likely not as likely as the Cowboys if they had the Cowboys yeah God Romo was killing me yesterday you and all of America just with the uh It's a playoff game in a regular season. If you don't watch, I don't know, I mean, one of the, whichever team loses this game. I have so much Romo audio. I know you do. I know you do. But we don't have to get into it right now unless you want to.

Dive into it a little bit. Man, I was thinking it just, it's frustrating that, it's frustrating that this all took this long. But the fact that they actually finally, I mean, it's been three or four years now that we're like, How come the Cowboys don't get a little aggressive? How come they actually don't just go try to get some of these premier type players add to why you have DAC and put yourself in this spot? And now they're there. It's not that hard.

Well, it makes you feel bad that a couple years ago when Philly did that, they didn't. And this shit on it, and we're like, oh, it's an irresponsible way to do it. Oh, once we paid for that later. Basically, I hate when the stuff that just average semi-knowledgeable fans say, like, you should do this. And then they do it and it works. And it's like, I don't know. that complicated. When Mike McCarthy

a few years ago, everyone's like, you should move Zach Martin to tackle because your line's falling apart. He's like, we'll say fucking fantasy football. Right. And then two weeks later, they do it. And it works. A lot of times, like, what the teams need to do is not as complicated, I think, as we make it. Like, yeah, you can try to make Jalen Tolbert work

or you can go get George Pickens for a third and just be like, we'll figure it out. He's open every single third down. Like, I halfway think now, if you draft a quarterback back in the first round, you've got to figure out a way to get like two top 10 receivers immediately. Just sell your whole, just sell everything.

Go get two of them in their prime because it's like impossible to cover. It's really great. Now, it helps to have DAC, but those two guys change the game so much. Makes it way more fun, too. It was fun to watch them yesterday. They looked so good. The prediction was there and they did it. They got CD a huge game.

Yep. Yeah. Just because, and I credit Dack and probably Shoddy for this too as well, just knowing that these are volatile people that need, you know, is it a little bit of trouble dealing with them? It is. But why do you do it? So you can get this.

That's all. Your job as a head coach is to get the best out of your players. Even if it's babysitting. Is it by kicking them in the ass? Is it by, you know, being really nice to them or extra or whatever? Just do that then. That was Bevo. He just went by in his trailer.

Controversy here, they're not allowing the dog on the field. Revely. Because they didn't allow Bevo at Aggie last year. We got a strict two-eye requirement. Yeah. Wait, last year. When was... They played at Aggie last year.

Okay, so this is... He wasn't on the field of this year. Is the dog usually on the field like 10, 15 years ago? Yeah. And, but also, Bivo was on the field at A&M 10, 15 years ago. But they didn't allow Bivo onto the field. And so, yes, they're returning serve. This is very Chris Del Conti.

This is classic Del Conti. I'm putting your band up in the rafters. Yeah, this is, I forgot. It is Delcanti. He's here. Vich, CDC. Bless the mood, CDC. This is what he does, though.

He plays other, like, he can't actually do things with the team. Right. So he gets to play his little games. Does anybody else who lives here drive by Moody Coliseum and just start singing it? Or is that just us? Bless the mood? Are you ready to? Less.

Psycho. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how we started talking UTA and M. Oh, the Bevo thing. Yeah, you just drove by. That's why. Bivo drives.

The Pickens trade matters so much more to the season than the Michael one. Yeah, for sure. It's just the most impactful move. It's just that once you did it, you had to. have like a passable defense to get anything out of it. Well, similarly, yeah, similarly impactful to the defense negatively, though, right? Like the immediate results to trading Micah was just horrible. It was a domino effect that made the whole, you know, everybody around him worse as well.

And I think Quinn and Williams, it kind of seems like that's reversed a little bit. Done and dusted. Shakes out even. No, I mean, look, they're probably not going to get in. But Detroit's vulnerable. They get that one. We got a game stream that night. You'd certainly have rather...

Dude, last year, Cooper Rush was playing on Thanksgiving, and now we got this. Wouldn't you rather Detroit had lost? Or, excuse me, won? Yeah, probably. The Green Bay game? That's, yeah, kind of how you felt about Kansas City last week. You know, you'd rather them beat the Colts than not.

But shit, dude, they're in it. They could drop that Lions game, right? They could. If they run everything else and the rest of the teams are all... They're going to be favored in every other game. We'd need a little bit of a break. A couple of teams. I think if the 49ers won out, you'd be screwed.

Okay. But in any case. Minnesota and the Chargers at home. And then you, Washington Pat on the road and the Giants on the road. So Chargers might be favored in that. But at Cowboys, probably not. And not after the Lions win. Dallas will be favored.

I don't know if they'll be. Great point. And that's very Dallas Cowboy fan heavy when you play at the Chargers. if that matters. I wonder if I should be worried about Mike Sorolet. Has he given y'all any updates? He's just coming in hot straight from Dallas to the bar? At like 2.15.

Last time we, oh, today he did text you? Yeah, he was like, going to be cutting it close to 2.30. That was a couple hours ago. Okay. 312. Yeah, yeah. It's fine. I'm now, I'm a little worried.

He just texted me that he died. How did he do that, T.C. He's dead. Four-fitts is triple plays. Dude, I got skull left last night. Sorry, boys. What do you mean? Triple play?

Oh, yeah, man. Danny took Cincinnati. That's a six-game swing. It is. Yeah, we're in big trouble. Yeah. We're in big trouble. Do you want to play a little bit?

Little audio? Sure. Oh, sure. I was just going to mention a couple things from the game. Also, picking. did lose the ball in the sun early. Yeah. And then I was wondering, I want to ask Brandon about this this week.

Because then they did score, and then they kicked off right there as well. But Brandon kicked it over to the right side of the field. Weren't you thinking? Why didn't he kick it into the left? Like right into where Pickens lost it was like right at the five-yard line. To always make them look into the sun? Yeah, they kicked returner. I don't know.

Boy, besides all my Romo notes, looking for other notes from the game. Obviously, the Pickens hurdle was awesome. That was so cool. Both receivers were awesome. And it's great to have, it is a huge luxury to have both of them. Yeah, all of a sudden, Ferguson looks great. But, boy, there was a play.

I think it might have been the hurdle one. I definitely thought Pickens was pitching the ball. Don't be surprised if Pickens decides to. I feel like it's going to come down to that. Like somewhere, yes, if they get to that NFC championship game, You're going to have a Pickens is holding the ball with two fingers, and it's going to get knocked away. That's the ultimate, like, mythological way to tell this story. Everything will be going great, and then that.

The Malik Davis run felt like the kind of thing I was hoping to get Clayton Adams regularly. For sure. I mean, in general, any team can run the ball for three or four yards a game or a play. But running for explosives is what the good teams do. And Dallas has never been able to do that. And now they can. Like, just run it. You can pick up 10 yards.

You can pick up 15 yards. And they got some weird, funky plays. Lipke. On the lead seals. Lipke was big. Not enough Lipke. So, more pickings. He drew a pass interference, too.

Should count the stats. He can do. I agree. That should count the stats. And when that big play right before the two-minute warning, Yeah. Third and two, where Romo for the 12th time that game, I think, said, this play could determine the whole rest of the season for both of these teams.

This very play. I know. Like he said that at the five minutes left in the third. He's like, this play, Jim. The rapture depends on this third and two. This play. Of course, they could pick it up on fourth. Right.

Pickens gets it. And he's laying down, and he just takes his helmet off. What is he doing? is he like just like I just wonder if they'll give me a penalty if I do it right now they didn't but I was

he's just always a what do you like you're so great yet you're always like no who not and I don't think anybody's like getting through to him I just think they're good

yeah like he doesn't listen to Shadi he doesn't care what he says no it's no different than Tomlin it's just they're good I think he wasn't on the field the first play of the game and they asked

Shottie about that in the post-game thing. Damn. Was there a reason? Like, he came in play number two, but, I mean, we got to just check now. Every time. And Shottie assured everybody that he will know. You want to hear a little Shottie? Sure.

What did you have? No, I just mean from the game. I know we cut a lot of the same stuff. But Romo was just on. I actually thought he was pretty decent analyzing the game, other than the display will determine whether or not this baby lives or dies. But when he knows the Chiefs. And he calls so many Chiefs games, and it was a good game.

So, like, for those, you know, I thought he was actually calling a pretty good... He loves talking Steve Spagnolo. The issue is just that he, like, can't talk. You know what I mean? Like, it's just like he just can't... He doesn't finish complete thoughts. Oh, my gosh. Yes, many times.

And I didn't even cut those. It's like, okay. Here's one if I can try this, T.C. I don't know if this will play or not. That's not playing at all, yeah. I'm hearing something come out. Something, but it's not playing, like, the whole thing. That's not what it's supposed to be?

No. Okay. Try to see if yours plays. Just play anything, Dan. Again, you know, we're playing a bunch of confidence. I'll figure it out. Here, you'll like this. Again, you know, we're playing with a bunch of confidence.

Why? Because we're executing and we're having fun. Why? Jake, if you wanted to let Dan play all of his stuff and then switch over courts, I'm confident that would work. Okay, we'll figure it out. Okay. here is

they ask him they're talking about a head coach calling his own plays and when they called a risky play call from like their own 10 do you know yeah I mean they took a shot they threw the ball twice to open that drive

it was nice the shot play coming off your 10 yard line you got see called I don't know how you bro I've told you guys it's easy to make calls when you head coach because all you have to do is an answer to yourself and your wife, you know, because that's the one that really gets after me. I'm sure she'll have a few pointers for me when I get in the car tonight. Why'd you do this?

Well, why'd you do that? But when you're the head coach and their play car, you can kind of take those aggressive shots because you don't have to answer anybody but yourself. Cocky sniff. Yeah, I mean, I guess that's okay. And congrats on the wife, but... Does she really pick apart his football play calls after the game? He complains about his wife a lot.

Yeah, I think he's sub-septweens if she's a bitch. Passive-aggressive, like she really cares about the game and his decision-making. She doesn't deal with those wasps or owls or whatever they had. Whatever's all in their house all the time. We're having fun. It's so weird. It's like they were sort of cast a spell. Big win against Kansas City.

Things couldn't be better, right? Clarence. Hey, buddy. Happy Thanksgiving, man. Congratulations. Code switch warning issued. Happy birthday, man. He has a story about why this day is special.

I'll share a quick story with you guys. So 21 years ago today, I missed the only football game I've ever missed in my professional career. And the reason I missed it was because my wife was given birth to our son Sutton. He was our firstborn. I was actually on the plane heading from. Okay, then he goes and tells there's nothing really interesting. The upshot there, yes. his kid was born 21 his kid's birthday was yesterday

oh okay they're a big birthday family you're a big birthday person I love birthdays yeah there's nothing wrong with that no it's just a different you know some people are really into it shoddy you well are you saying I'm cheesy like shoddy because you're right absolutely and I don't care you know what he's grown on me oh I have no doubt I have no doubt that post game

sally in the locker room yesterday did you all see it surely you did He was just, I don't know, I like his vibe. He's a walking. He does give out too many yells, right? Lakehouse sign. He does, because he does the, uh, George, picking touchdown. He completed the deep snap. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. But they're eating it up, though, and it seems to be working. So whatever. Maybe that's what they needed. We had a pulling guard on a seven-yard. Extra dose of cheese.

All right, so you want to talk cheese. I love to listen to these press conferences. Because I also love to, like, listen to Mike Tomlin. Or like a regular coach. A cool coach? You're saying he's not cool. And I'd like to, you know, what if name other coach, what, like, in fact, let's name Belichick at his height. Not now, certainly, but because Belichick had a dad, people would mention.

You know, Belichick's dad was somewhat famous. Although Belichick's dad was more famous because of Belichick. Whereas Shottie is more famous because of his dad. So what if Belichick got this question and would he answer it like Shottie does? So listen. Jeff Cold with Fox 4. You mentioned some of the personal family history with Sutton 21 years ago today. 30 years ago, your dad was coaching in this matchup on Thanksgiving.

Here you are. Your team has just beaten the two teams that were in the school last year. What do you think you would make of this day? What do you think your dad? would make of this day. These are like the questions they ask people on reality TV shows when they're in the camera, like, by themselves. Like, what does that have to do with anything?

Tied it back and throughout Sutton's story, too, to start the question off. Yeah. What would your dad make of this day? So Bill Belichick, I don't know. I don't know. You know a shot. Brian Schottenheimer will talk for two and a half minutes after that.

Oh, wow. God damn He's like football Oprah Wow That's a big one Wow I think

He'd be angry about the turnover Early for sure Oh God I guarantee that he was up there Watching the game with Lamar Hunt I'm sure they were Talking a lot about it

But You sure he wasn't Maybe he was with Dan Snyder Wait Dan Snyder Who is he? Dan Snyder's not dead No, who else could have been He's with Art Modell

Art Modell I don't know Osama bin Laden Okay now I just want to play We don't need to hear all this right I'll share with you guys I mean during the game I uh

You know last couple games I carry This It's a football car With my dad in my pocket And uh What the I just This guy's like in the butter cream gang

Or like a little I'm like what is Like it's gay to do But it's so much work us to say it out loud it's so much worse he's been waiting two weeks he put this in his in his pocket a few weeks ago he's been waiting for someone to ask about his dad keep this right here yeah like he's and then he can pull it out he's football he's his tattoo he's football garth brooks yeah oh I'm just so humble I can't believe 30,000 people showed up here tonight you guys came to this

show to hear me oh shucks you carrying a football car to your dad around all right now I got a three-part fit here. You're a fucking Disney character, dude. I'll end my shoddy audio, shoddyo. Shoddy audio. With three of these, it's called, is this a good question?

So this is more on the media. You ready, Julie? I like it. Okay. Hey, coach, Sydney Staples, D-210 Sports. I want to take you back to February when the Eagles and Chiefs are in the Super Bowl. Can you, could you have seen then you beating

both of those teams this season? so could you have seen you're watching the super i'm taking you back yeah first you took them back yeah let me take you back jake jac kemp big fan of the cowboys could you have seen when you were watching the super bowl if i would have said hey the cowboys will beat both of those teams next season just go ahead and talk for a few minutes uh yeah they were on the schedule feel free to uh we played both of them so we we played them and beat them i don't know i didn't i'll be honest with you i wasn't thinking about it yeah okay no obviously you weren't um is this a good question we're oh for one it's a follow-up from the same lady last question is what are you most thankful for me

my family sidney yeah right he's got that one in the holster family in case he forgets it's right there on his skin that's right it was very uh what's the movie paul thomas anderson dude i just was one time one of these guys have like a Howard Zinn thing loaded, just cocked and ready. And when they're like, what are you thankful for? He's like, well, really, you know, the slaughter of the natives at the hand of Europeans. Without that. Frankly, they were waiting to be taken over.

And I actually think, yeah, like he just lays into the full description of violence, murder, genocide. What if we didn't do that? He's like, we wouldn't be playing football here today, have it not been for the gang rape of Sacadjuvia. Yeah. it played a part and then Sidney on that one I want to let you go particular but

there are a lot of plays in the game and then Clarence was like damn I got to get in on this let me play is this good question oh no did you get a turkey leg oh I side with Clarence

for one for three that's a great question the entire old line had one Jerry had one I hope shot he got one did you get a turkey leg is the question They're all just besties at this point. They got me a beyond meat turkey leg, man, because I don't need it. So do you think Shottie was kind of like, that's a silly question.

I want to talk football? Or was he loving this question. Hog heaven. I got a bite of a turkey leg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Tracy invited me over. I said, no, hey, Todd wants me to get in here. I got to go.

I can't save it. I'm just messing with Todd is Thanksgiving. But, no, I did have a bite. I'm such a jockster. Just messed and goofing around. You know me. I was laughing thinking about. But, Todd, I don't know.

I don't want you to get your feelings, sir. I was just joking. Getting around. I was laughing thinking about Dan yesterday. After the game, they had DAC and all five offensive linemen. And maybe Furred, too. And they had some wings, but they had a bird. And they were just passing the bird around, biting out of it.

Like, same bird. And I immediately imagined all pro offensive guard Dan McDowell, who's standing there with his team. And they're like, fuck, yeah. And then they just passed over to him, and he's like, ugh. Like, you guys already bid off that. Wipe, the wet wipes, yeah. They're just literally just biting the exact same. Yeah.

It's just the most crow magnon looking. It's awesome. That's good. That's very cool. So, man. I think when I was them, when I was in that age group, I probably would have been doing that to you. And see, I didn't know you then. I don't know if, you know, germs.

What age did all this happen? If you were gnawing on turkey legs at that age. The perfection of man, the evolution of the day. Right. Yeah. Want to do some Romo stuff? Sure. Are these people giving loan star stuff away?

I don't know. Oh, we are going to give away lone star stuff. That's right. Hell yeah. Here, throw me one of those. That's right. We have Lone Star beer branded mini footballs. That's actually the one they're playing the game with today.

Oh, they are? Yeah. This is the one of the official. Oh, this is the K-ball. This is the K-ball. If you would like a Lone Star Beer, please. Yeah. Or a Lone Star Beer ball.

Sure. If you would like merch. Don't try to drink it. It's not a beer. Lonestarbeer.com. promo code, Dumbzone, 21. There you go. Yeah, we can hit a little bit of Romo.

A little Romo. How about let's just listen to the stuff I labeled as Romo-Nance Chemistry. All right. The two-man game. the comedy I only have a few of them meaning eight so let's see here

although let me give you a bonus Romo does Romo know what the word literally means let's listen when we talk to Patrick he's so stoked having been born in nearby Tyler to have a Thanksgiving game by the way

like Nance believes that he's stoked I'm sure he's like, yeah, it's kind of cool. Like, I think I even interviewed him on the field pregame. He was like, yeah, I don't know, sure. I play football wherever I am. I get on a plane, I go into his field, then there's a field there. I don't know that he's stoked because it's within three hours of where he lived.

Having been born in nearby Tyler to have a Thanksgiving game here in Dallas, and his team also has to get this game today. They have to have it. I mean, last week that was another mini playoff game, and he knows that. I thought in the fourth quarter last week, Jim, he willed his team to victory. He literally put his team on his back, and he says, we're not going out like this. All of them. He's not a word smith.

Because is he doing it as a bit? Like, I literally ate it Eatsies a million times, or is he? He's doing it because he talks like a valley girl. I mean, that's the way he speaks. He does a lot of like. He does. And then you're going to like. Let me give you a bonus from a Holmes thing, and then we'll get to the chemistry.

That was a bonus Romo. This is a bonus because they were just mentioning Mahomes. They love to do the bootstraps thing. They almost kind of like to do it for like Stafford or somebody, right? But it's like, okay, yeah, but we know where he came from. Patrick Mahomes was the son of a major league baseball player, correct? Yes. Okay, let's bootstraps him, though.

Mahomes wondering will he get a chance? and the stadium he used to come to his young kid his dad would bring him to the games they get bloating blood nose nosebleed seats and a friend would bring him down to the ground level there's a handoff his dad to bring him to the game get him nosebleed seats

yeah that's number two actually number one might be he went to that stadium as a kid it's unlikely was he at were they at Jerry World 2009 is when they moved Sounds like some math. Yeah, he would have been in high school or middle school.

Yeah. Okay. Possible. But either way, I thought you were going to do. There's no way he's in level five. He was a two-star, like he didn't get a lot of offers. But no, the fact, and then their friends just got them down onto the field. The story was very disjointed.

Right. Yeah. No, that's not going to work. Okay, anyway. I mean, they're also making it sound, trying to make it sound like Post Malone lived at the stadium because his family was so poor that he had to just. Like his dad were concessions or something. That is an executive with legend.

That's taught me down, too. They described that as selling hotels. That's a great one. He said he worked concession. Yes. Like your lady. He'd sleep there overnight or something. Okay, dude.

Yeah. Yeah, if he didn't. I fell for it. I was like, oh, that's so sweet. He actually had to pay for the hot dogs he didn't sell. Right. It was terrible. Yep.

Just like the kids at the cotton bowl or something. I should have cut that off. That is where he labeled him as he worked concession. Yes. He owned this company. He was the CEO. Okay. That's awesome.

All right. Chemistry between Nance and Romo. Is it good? Let's just listen to them talk for a little while. We're in for a shootout today, just in case you want to sit now. And what is with the... I don't know. I'm not really sure.

I don't think you did. I don't get it. It's gotten worse. And it's not like he has to yell cadence or signals anymore. Like, is he that mean of a dad? Yeah. We're in for a shootout today, just in case you wanted to know. At first it was going to be a ho-down.

That was going to be a shoot-out. But you like these high-scoring affairs. Love those ho-downs and show-downs and shoot-outs. What are you talking about? No one knows. What are you saying? He loves ho-downs. Ho-downs and show-downs and shoot-outs.

I need that sweatshirt. Some of this is... Right? I'd buy it like $38. So it's shoddy. Some of this stuff is like They're trying comedy But I think then they try to one up each other on the comedy

And that's where I put it in the chemistry pile Setting it down to Turfinnett the 15th They're caught there I always felt like that'd be tough A guy standing right in front of you And you're catching it I know you were a punt return I gave it up

I didn't want the job Romo's just seeing stuff and talking about it. It's on the screen, and he has a thought on it. You're going to hear it. Overshall. And able to knock the ball out of his hands in the battle of the 903s. Look at you area code and things. Dak has played really outside of the interception early.

I'm impressed, right, in a big-time moment. And he's impressed, too, with himself. It's just impressive to watch the impressiveness. Absolutely. That's an impressive comment. Impressive is. Second and ten. Right after that, they kissed.

Romo, though, Nance does have to want to. It's kind of, it's a bit Brad and Babe. Like Babe, Babe considers himself to be the funny guy, but then Brad will have to add something in. I gave that up. Tune in Monday to hear that. Romo's so annoying. He almost makes me like to.

Jim Nance. Like, Jim, right now I want to, like, go to the Ivy League and, like, I don't know, own a private equity or something. Like, I want to be in Jim Nance's circle now. That's how much I hate Romo. He's having to teach him the English language. Here's the end of the third quarter. Getting tense.

Thanksgiving, fourth quarter. Come up next on CBS. Here we go. It sounds like Chris Arnold. Here is under the file of... During a fry toss. Yeah. quarter at a mad's game here we go you said this before under the file of romo kind of see something and

he latches to that but it could be if he says something sure on the precipice of taking the lead right here right now i think that's van helen i believe but this is their season in some ways huge play i believe these fan bases right now right here right now van halen i think this is not totally sure the whole season comes down to this The whole everything, all of life. It's just so cocaine-y. We're like everything right now. It does seem like he's halfway to being able to head health and human services, right?

His voice is at it there. Let's see. This is them talking about the Pickens hurdle. Watch this. Gosh, I haven't done that in a week or two. Yeah. Maybe a month. I'm going to give it a month since I've jumped up.

While you're whipping around with a torn hamstring right. So good. Here's Williams. Okay. I don't know. A week or two. I don't know. Making it about him.

Yeah. This, I think, was at the very end of the game. Happy Thanksgiving, Big Guy. The guy? That was a fun one. Are they Big Guy? They can't both be Big Guy. Yeah, no.

You need something unique for each person. If your buddy chiefs you and you chief and back, we're to stand. They cancel each other out. Yeah, no. The meme. Yeah. Hey, Big Guy. Thanks, Big Guy.

Love you, Big Guy. Too big guy. Oh, my God. It's so stupid. Do these guys seem like they're friends at all? No. No, that was so fake. Yeah, big gay.

Although, to be friends, you have to know, like, the name of, you know, hey, I really hope you and Kristen and Carter and Nora just had a great thing. And hello, friends, and happy Thanksgiving, Jim Nancell, all with Tony Romo, Tracy Wilson, and Jean Stereador. What a pleasure to share. I know the Thanksgiving Day with you. It's been fun being with you and Candace and Hawk and Rivers. Jonesy, the last couple of days. Same with Jameson, Finley, and you. It's been a blast.

Every Thanksgiving. How about this, number nine? You started nine times on Thanksgiving Day, and this is the ninth time we've called a game on Thanksgiving Day. What did he even say? What did he even say there? We'll see, Romo's number was nine. When he started nine Thanksgiving games,

but he's also called nine Thanksgiving. Right, yeah. Jameson. It's insane, all the nines. You think Romo's wife is younger than Nance's? How much younger did Nance get? That's good. That's good to look into. And yeah, this was at the very end of the game.

No chemistry. Happy Thanksgiving, big guy. The guy? That was a fun one. Thank you, number nine. Regardless of who wins, we don't root. We just love to watch a great game, and we got one. Our night together was the best one.

It was everything we hoped it would be. Good Lord. Just go to bed already. Pillow talk. Yeah, next morning. Boop. Nance's make, he makes me hate Thanksgiving. Just like when they talk about.

Yeah. Norman Rockwell's everything so much. You're like, ugh, I hate my family. Okay, they're coming out of break, and they're showing the picture of, like, the sound crew or whatever. Yeah. I had a look at a number of our members of our incredible crew. We got to break bread with last night and celebrate. Okay, first of all, yes, Nance doesn't go to dinner.

He breaks bread. Nance breaks bread. Damn right, he does it. We got to break bread last night. Fellowship. Quite a treat. Break bread with last night and celebrate Thanksgiving and some heartfelt speeches. Oh, I'll bet nobody loves heartfelt speeches more than Nance.

Just imagine we all go to dinner and Clayton's like, ding-d-d-ding-d-ding. Guys, the year we've had. it's meant so much to me Nancy's weeping some heartfelt speeches by many of our technical team members really touching

here's a third and 26 I like that it caps it 26 Seekow that's fantastic Mikey hi welcome

you know what's weird is like he's just going to get to do this job for 20 million as long as he wants. Nance? No. Romo? Yeah. Yeah. All your segments. You just wish you were him.

I do. It's all jealousy. And speaking of wishing I was him. Joining us now at, like, if you're listening to this on the audio products, you don't exactly know, but 3.39. We started at 2.5. Thank you. Mark's Roy. Thank you. He likes to make it.

Hello, fans. Who said he might be tight with the 230 start time. A little busy in this town I've learned in the last hour. Okay. Something's going on. Something's afoot in Austin, damn. There's no way you could have known either. Yes, who would have forecast such a thing?

We left at 10 a.m., which gave you four and a half hours and did not make it. It was the last second traffic that killed us, too. We were kind of here and then sat in one damn line for a long time. But I do apologize. We're glad you're here. Thank you for having me. I like your birthday. an orange flannel.

It's best I could do. I like it. Closest I had. It's cute. It could be bingles orange. It's flannel Friday. Glantle Friday. Oh, yeah.

Sixth game swing last night. Dude. Did you have the bengels? No, Danny had triple on the bengels and sweet Jake had triple on the Ravens. I went back and watched the 20-minute version of a two this morning. Really? Bullshit. Absolutely should have won that game.

It looks bad on the score, but they were in it. Should they have won it by seven or whatever you had? Well, I mean, like, like, you? Like, you only lost that by 21. They had five turnovers. And one of them was a, as you said, a pickings. We're crossing the goal line. We lose the ball.

Oh, yeah. Back in the end zone. Likely. If that happens in a game, you're betting, you lose. Yeah. It was so bad. It's fucking horrible. But I got my cowboys.

We got fired up and basically said the dump picks with dumb zone will come down to that game. What happens? And then we won it. So now we're good. The Bengals game? Yeah, that game last night. Damn. Like it's all over.

It's not all over, but just watch. In a few weeks. We'll look back. But kind of like Romo was saying yesterday, this game, this play. This play. He said that a lot. That third and two, this third two, Jim. It's the season. And in some ways, the decade.

This could be the decade. Some way, yeah. They'll possibly re-release COVID tomorrow. Reset. Third down is not picked up by Dak Prescott. God, that was weird. Do you guys already do Cowboys? We're still, we're like in the middle of it, yeah.

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only a minute on the audio program are about 10 minutes long maybe even 11 and I think we lost Mike Soroy during that 10 minutes oh there he is we did got a bucket of footballs in front of him oh everybody else has footballs in their bucket but me we received uh courtesy of treva I think I got that right some olive oil in the break this is a fancy brand of olive oil that I've seen at the store That's great. And my dad's friend, who was on our show once before, dropped by and gave me a bunch of merch for the rocket company he works for called Firefly. And he's like, they went to the moon March 2nd.

I heard you say the moon landing's fake. It's like a guy who actually works on moon rockets, took it personal and brought me a bunch of moon gear from the moon pro shop. Does he know your overall stance on the moon in space? Yeah, I think that's why. What kind of logo do we have? Because I figure Rocket Company usually... It's called Firefly.

And with a cool name, they've committed to the logo. Like, is Dan into this hat? That feels like a Dan hat. Yeah, I wear that hat. This looks like Vought Industries, Dan. Oh, yeah. Are you excited about the boys coming back? Jake?

Yeah, pass. I am. I like the boys with you, dude. Sure. Friking great. Just us and the rest of the country. Yeah, everyone. That's all

It takes Jake a while to get on He made fun of dragons for a while And he likes dragons and smoke monsters This is definitely how Jesus phil Does anybody want a football? Persecuted Yeah, we throw football? They all want footballs Can everybody wants footballs?

Oh, this is so fun. Can I throw one? Could have like a catch What do you throw like, Julie? What do I throw like? Yeah. Do you want me to say a girl? Yeah, probably.

Oh, I think I can hit this guy in the hands. Oh, who this? No, go for the guys of the bar. Pretend this is cancer and you're going to intercept it. You don't have to, like, bring everything back to cancer. I'm just throwing a ball. Well, it's not about you.

I was talking about me throwing a ball. It's the NFL's initiative. Actually, this makes me nervous. Do you think when you become a lesbian, they give you throwing a thing? What was that, Jake? I'm not going to let that get overshadowed. Throwing lessons? Yeah.

I want to back up to when you become a lesbian, so that's something you apply for? Which, you know, but when, as part of the process, is, do you ever consider, coming out? Do you ever consider learning to throw a baseball coming out? Like, to not throw it like a girl, which is basically what I'm doing right now. How do you know that lesbians don't already not throw like a girl? I guess I don't know. That's my question. I mean, you ever watch college softball?

They don't like girls. They throw like girls, but really good like that. Do you know what I'm saying? Hmm. They have a different throw. For sure. It's like watching a girl play guitar. They can be really good at guitar, but it doesn't look like a man playing guitar.

Okay. What are you doing here? This is common knowledge. I don't know. I was common knowledge. That's a great brushback in any situation. Yeah. Right.

How can I argue that? I mean, you said it was common knowledge. Like when you watch girls shoot basketball, I wonder, okay. That girl is a great shooter, yes, but it doesn't look like a... But you're definitely in. that the like a girl is not quite up to the par of well i'm saying historically that's what people are when they say but when it's throwing yeah or what was the other thing you just brought like basketball yeah taking a shot in basketball they do it different do you think then when it comes

to um pleasing your partner oh dear but a gay man does he probably just do it way better because he's Dude. Incredible. Incredible question. It's got to be true. She does that like a girl. It's one I've thought about. Like maybe just hook up with a dude just to see.

Maybe it's great. It's just perfect. Keep Austin weird. Yeah. I mean, you're in Austin. Yeah. When in Rome? It doesn't count.

Come on, man. Would you guys do it right now? Nothing counts. I think we'd get flagged by YouTube. Wouldn't be able to. Just give him a kiss. But if it weren't for that. I've already scanned the crowd.

No hot boys here. You're not going to give away the tickets. No hairless, lean, hot boys that I seek. Quit throwing deuses up. I have a little more Romo now that Soroy is here. You want to hear a little more Romo? Sure, man. See here.

Did he do this on purpose? Because he's got kids. I'm impressed with Stewart. Big time play earlier in the game. Watch is going to come off. Makes it seem. He's got quick. Twitch, this is a completely different defense than you saw earlier in the year from this

cowboy team. Six, seven new players. Oh, indeed. Did he do it on purpose? Yeah. I think he did. Did he comment after he said it? Did he say?

He did not. I thought he did. I thought he said it repeated it. Those kids, does his kids love this shit? Like, is this? Yes, all kids. They do? Uh-huh.

Oh, that Duke game, right? And then you know how, like, the videobiles? all have these vests, and one big fat dude had number six, seven on his vest. And everywhere he walked, the kids just screamed. He was a celeb. Yes. They, uh, at my daughter's school celebrated the 67th day of school and let the kids, like, do banners and stuff. And then said, from this day henceforth, we are banning six, seven.

Oh, they gave it all to them. The fuck out of your system. Why? That's what I said. Why do adults just have to shit on everything? I was like, they're annoyed by it. I was like, so what? They're adults.

It's kids coming up with their own, like, culture and language. I was like, I'm going to tell Nora to go to school and say it as much as you want. Yeah, you're just allowed to ban something kids like? Yes, because they're annoyed by it. It's just making the teachers insane. I'm not annoyed by it, but I think the teachers, it's just driving them crazy. It's like they, I have to hear it every once in a while. They have to hear it all day.

As a second grade teacher, are you surprised when you showed up and there was second grade? Wow, they're annoying me. What are we talking about it? Wow, they're annoying. Yeah, who would have thought? I thought 30 of them together would be... Damn, they're annoying. It's just why we pay you.

I told you about the problem I have on my hand where the brain rot thing... Oh, gosh. What's it? Writers doing that. I'm trying to stop it. It's a game on Roblo. Okay, then we're talking about two different things. How many brain rot things are there?

I told my kid whenever they're like, why can't we just be on YouTube all this? the time and i was like i don't know like there's doctors and shit that say that's like not good for your brain i try to be logical with them yeah i was like it they say it's like you know right if there's yeah it'll like rot out your brain and shit you know like how we do this some of the stuff the doctor says like we can't do it all the time because it'll like rot out your brain i think i might have said that once now she walks up to other kids if they're into something she'll be like the kids on our soccer team are like six seven six seven she's like that's brain rot you guys brains are being ruined if the kids on youtube that's just brain rot you don't even know

what you're, that's poisoning you. My dude, you dork. I love her bit. You've got to stop. I love her bit. Right now, I do that, too. I do that, too, right? But she learns something new and she wants to use it all the time.

All the time. I can identify with that. And I'm like, great. That's exactly. I think what she was doing it at the house, T.C. was like, helpful. Very helpful. Thank you. As T. T.C.'s kid will definitely, there's no rules, right, with your kid and technology and,

uh, it's, there have not. It's been a disaster. It's the worst idea I've ever had. You have to have rules. It's an honest man, remember? Yeah, no. He's very honest. So, yes, I was very interested in this when you guys both had kids at the same time,

knowing his personality and your personality, like his would be, they're in bed at 8 p.m. every night. The shower or the bath time starts at 7.50. It all ends at the same place, I'm sure. They're all insane, no matter what you do. It's kind of a heroin house. Yeah, yeah, no. The jeans aren't on our side. Yeah, yeah, she treats the iPad the way a drug addict treats drugs.

You took it away. Dude, they have withdrawals. I would never think I could take it away because I, she would stab me. Okay, so you don't even. He's lost. I'm trying, my absolute best. There's a lot of negotiating and controlling to try and keep it down now, now that I see how bad it's been, but, yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. Is it games or is it YouTube? Both. Here's the thing. It's both at the same time. How's that? She's playing Roblox while there's like the YouTube little window just blaring the sound from both. Sometimes with the TV on.

They all are overstimulated all the time. They can't be bored. They can't just chill on the couch and like hang out. It's got to be something all the time. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing now? What am I doing next?

Dora and Carter over there throwing jacks. So if you could do it different, you have to start at the beginning, though, right? Absolutely. I never should have gotten her an iPad. Like once she's just unfettered accent, you can't walk that back. No, you can't. You cannot put the toothpaste back in the tooth. So, yeah.

Should I give her an abacus. I should have. Have fun. It's like the baseline. Her baseline now of what she expects is playing YouTube while playing Roblox. Everything else is getting. And if she'd just never done that, then the most fun thing she'd done besides that, she'd just be like, I love riding my bike.

Is there money involved? Does she double-tap credit card? There's so much money. In-game purchases? Really? In-game purchases? I mean, you know, I fight as hard as I can. Damn.

She does not realize. This is why he's so obsessed with the lottery guy. Christmas, like, it's just, Christmas is just a transfer to the Roblox account. That's all she wants. It's going to be a big pop. No gifts, no. Roblox is more. All she wants.

A direct deposit. What kind of money are we talking? Four figures? Has she spent four figures on this? No way. No way. No way. No way.

Okay. Yeah. It makes me feel a little better. But you had to think about it for a second. If I had the guess total lifetime $200 bucks But it feels like way too much Probably is

I don't know The money I've never even really gotten to It was just the attention part You think Romo's kids have a lot of control on there And then here was one more really Weird thing that just came out of Romo yesterday And by Avatar Oh yeah we're of course

We're still doing Avatar We're doing sponsor Reeds He's not excited Are you? No, I have Avatar Hsos. Do you? What are we doing? Number one and number three, all-time highest grossing movies.

Yet no one says it, one of my favorite movies. No one talks about Avatar. I'm sitting right here. He's doing a bit. No, I'm not. I love Avatar. I too. I would see that opening day.

It doesn't come up. Nobody ever says. No one talks. Like Star Wars, fine. Everyone talks. There's Trivia nights. No one talks about Avatar ever, but it's number one and number three. Which is a big tragedy.

The fucking Siop. Because it's so good. You don't even know anybody who's seen it they just they just put it out it's a new story i'm with you yes it's very fucking bizarre i don't know that it exists so gornie weaver okay i'm supposed to buy that ask me anything all right well somehow it's time for avatar somehow this will lead romo to something and by avatar fire and ash in theaters this is this goes back to your heard something he hears something he sees something fire and ash in theaters December 19

Thinking, thinking. I feel like that was the Cowboys team earlier in the year. It was fire on offense and ash on defense. Yes. Shut to fuck up. No, that's not too bad. He said, thinking, thinking, thinking. No.

Jake said, oh, I thought that was wrong. I'm used to when Romano is processing. Like, as he's broadcasting. That's not a bad bit to just say, thinking, thinking, thinking. Every time there's silence. Thinking, thinking. And that's not even the part that I played this for. Okay.

So stay tuned. We can't hand it. I feel like that was the Cowboys team earlier in the year. It was fire on offense and ash on defense. But today, both these team seasons, Thanksgiving matters dramatically. Big time. Why? There's no time, yeah.

Dramatically. What? What is he doing? Bobby McClare. Like, if he was a guy that does that all the time? Okay. Bobby McPherner-Bee starts doing sound. He just saying.

He's acting out the word. Like in Roma Watts. He's just doing his little throw up there. So if he said monotone. Or like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all onomatopoeia. This game is kind of sleepy. Sleepy.

Dramatically. Woo. He's a goofy fellow, man. He's a goofy guy. He is. Anyway, Cowboys win. Good times. Why didn't they have the roof open?

Like, that was a beautiful day yesterday. I honestly don't know. what the rules and regs are. It was coldish. Whatever the sun's out, they never have had it open once, right? It's only night games. Yeah, because the sun was... Not going to be there that long. But it was there at all. It's just, it's only

7.30 kicks. We had Fire Marshal Bill ref. He has the thin lip. You love that guy. Yeah, no, I'm trying to name all the refs. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, we lost Southern Bell ref. I miss him so much. Jerome Boger. 15 y'all. Yeah.

It's a personal file. On Indianapolis I do declare When he said that That was what really did And he would wave Over the line Yeah

He's wearing a pinstriped A little fan A little fan Starts with a handkerchief Like he started a little drag race Yeah What was it? John Hussey

Is that it was? Yesterday yeah John Hussey Is that his name? I think so Pickens I still want to know The celebrations

I want Saad to ask these guys About that This is Oh this is Peekaboo Peekaboo, that seems pretty obvious, but it just also, also why. This is crack. We're cooking crack. He's not saying we're cooking.

He is saying we're cooking crap. It's like, hey, I'm cooking. Now that's CD-LAM. Street terms me. He's cooking as that I'm cooking up the raw. Whipping the raw. Cooking the crack. Feeding the streets.

I assume that was like. I still would like. No, it's actually him preparing like a nice apartite. A pallet for, yeah. I thought it was ramen, working. in the spice He loves ramen Yeah

Maybe a little souffle You know, you have to get the top Just whisking Yeah But I also don't I'll racially code I don't want I want a really nerdy white reporter

Like us To go up and ask them about their celebrations It can't be You know It can't be Not that Right Let's just say that

Well I don't think you're going to get an answer With you asking Excuse me Mr. Lamb This whole deal To a young thug And his RICO case That's the fun of it though

No one's asked We don't have an answer on that Do you just know the right answer I just know that that's a thing Jake is Very confident I'm going to believe Jake But he also was pretty confident

In Lamar Jackson yesterday What is the Very much triple Triple confident What do you think it is Like cooking? Do you think it's because He's talking about cooking food?

Cooking up crack sounds like the best example you could come up. I mean, it's not like saying like he's actually selling. It's like you're selling the thing. But he's got the goods. He's feeding the product. But certainly he would want to do something that somehow if they, the man, knew what it was. My mom used to cook on Thanksgiving dinner. They would ban this.

And that's why I'm doing this. But so all his buddies know, they're loving it. Every time he does. I can't believe you got away with the crack thing again. It's just like the NFL version of the shocker. on camera. I thought it was mixed it up. We're saying nice after 69 or something.

In the mix. That's what I assumed. And that's because you're a white nerd. I'm not from the streets like Jake. Right. I'm not from the streets, but I enjoy music about cooking crack. Richland High School, dude.

When, like, kids say, let him cook or I'm cooking, that's all drug-coded? No, that can't. No. Yes. No. Like, my son says that. No. My son says that.

I doubt that your son knows that. Okay, but like every single thing that kids end up saying at some point was slaying for sex or drugs from like a different. Yeah, it's 100%. I truly think 6-7 is innocent. No, no, absolutely. It's a scrella song. It's a guy that's just on the heroin all the time. Oh, God damn.

Well, miss that one. But you know what I mean. We always started as something that. Well, it's peekaboo then. What's Picaboo then? I have no idea. Picaboo, Gloria. The glory hole is open again.

I got no idea what that guy's doing ever. That's just innocent. I'd like to think it is, but according to Jake, he's looking in the windows of his neighbors. It's no, that's, and tugging off. The Pickens is Soroy looking out for an amber alert. The way he looks out one blind. That's the blind trick.

That's what Ced he used to do with the finger. Yeah. And do you like the Jerry and Clark? It's not Clark, right? Clark? Is it Clark? Clark Cunt. Clark Cunt is...

Excuse you? It's fantastic. He lives by him so they have like a rich guy trophy. The Preston Road Trophy. Oh, my God. Is that like trading places? Like they have this... They have the world at their hands anyway.

Yeah. But... One dollar. And Nance loves telling the story, too. He loves rich people. You know what? He just loves money. They actually said not over $100.

Yeah. This couldn't be over $100. Like, that's the thing. They bet, you know, Reggie Hammer, or whatever trading places. Reggie Hammond. Guys. One dollar. The usual amount.

Yes. One dollar. But then Romo was like, no way it costs $100. And then while he's in the sentence, they bring up the trophy. They're like, oh, all right. Yeah. That's a shitty. Yeah.

That's a shitty trophy. But, of course, Jerry, I think, did talk about that after the game, too, a little bit. I didn't listen to Jerry. The one of the Preston Road trophy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then. Charlotte was looking nice.

Well, when did you not say that? They showed Charlotte with their, I guess, the boss of CBS. Uh-huh. Yeah, I saw that. Is that her job? When she just sits with... I guess I thought she would have been with the Salvation Army. They circled them.

By the way. Tell us traitor. Yeah, they did. They were like, there they are. Was it less moon vests? Is that who it was? It was the new version of that. Okay.

Tough look to get in the kettle. To get in the kettle on a play that it's waved on. Do you think he knew, too? And he's like, fuck it. I'm going for the cattle. I'm doing it. Man, that's a... If so, that's a psychopath move. Continuing the tradition that Ezekio Elliott started.

Decades ago. But they'll wait like a month, and then we'll all forget it wasn't a touchdown, and they'll just show the highlight of him. Absolutely. Jumping into the thing. That will be on the... Tradition, yeah. Saved a homeless person.

Do you Kempspin Salvation Army? What's the bit? I mean, I know I've definitely heard that it's a charity that doesn't do as much charitying as other charities, but I don't... semi-slave labor Oh, okay. To give out the assistance, they want the homeless to work, but then they don't pay the homeless for the work they do.

They do get the assistance. There's like a means testing of, okay, I didn't know that. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure a lot of people are okay with that. That's a pretty standard opinion, but I do think it's a little weird. But probably not you. Yeah. If you're going to Kroger.

Angelo doesn't have to do shit. Well, talk to his handler. If you're going to Kroger, and it's a two, you know, two different doors you can get into Kroger, but there's a Salvation Army at one of them. Oh, God, yeah. I'm taking the long way. Yeah, absolutely.

Again, I hate to overreference the kid thing, but that's just how I go through life now. She's with me all the time. Oh, she wants to run up to the bell. I'm like, we don't go to that one. I'm like, what? We don't go to that one. They're going to ask me for money that I don't want to give them. Why don't you want to?

And now it's a whole thing, but still, you realize. We don't want to give you money. Yeah, exactly, right? It's all a tax scheme. You give him brain rot And then we Did you see our buddy on TV? Who was that?

Steve Noviello Matt Pittman Oh yeah I did see Matt Pittman Delivering Smoke turkey to Nance and Robo That's right And then of course Beat church fame

Nance has to make us try to hate Thanksgiving more by just telling us How special it was You know what did I cut off the one He was talking It was when he was talking about the Madden Troph, there it is, folks, the Madden Trophy. John Madden.

Oh, he meant to flip the great game of football and the great, and just how special this day was to him. And I sure hope it's special to you back home as well. The Madden stuff was insane. There was a lot of Madden. He's making me not like Madden. I think I'm going to turn on Madden. Well, you shouldn't because of that one story we have.

It's his fault. They won't shut up about him. Our buddy who worked at the Ritz whenever Madden stayed there. Go on. And Madden lived there for a couple weeks or something like that at a time. Anytime he played, did a Cowboys game, you'd stay at the Four Seasons in Irving. Okay. So he'd stay at the Four Seasons in Irving, and this guy worked in, like, room cleanup.

And, you know, he'd go in there to clean up John Madden's room every day. And instead of using toilet paper, he was wiping his ass with hand towels and just leaving them in the bathroom. Like the towel that you used to take a shower? Yeah, like the four-season or the mid-sized towel. Yeah, yeah, okay. And he was just wiping, and he just only used that to wipe his ass. Left it in the corner. And left it in the corner.

And just to be exchanged every day. Chuck to the corner. Yeah. And this happened many, many times. The guy's pretty reliable story. That's great. Never flew. That's another thing I know you'd love to.

You're right. I can't hate John, man. Do you think among all the majestic? Worldwide Four Seasons, like Dubai and Zurich, the Four Seasons Irving is in last play. It's not a destination. But, you know, four seasons Irving. All right. Well, I guess.

Las Colina sounds a lot more exotic than Irving. What did you do for Thanksgiving, Mike Soroy? I went to the special ladies' family's house. In East Texas? Your girlfriend? My girlfriend, yeah. Okay. Crandall.

She doesn't live in Crandall anymore. Not Crandall. We passed Crandall on the way to Eustis, Texas. Oh, wow. Yeah, about an hour and 20 minutes from the house. Traditional Thanksgiving was lovely. I almost, because of Christina, was almost in the position to bless the meal in front of about 15 people.

Oh. Wow. And I was like, I was ready. Like she was trying to put you up for it? Yes, because her dad was about to. do it and she's like Mike could do it oh my god I love her so much and I love her too obviously and I'm like that's the fucking right thing to do you're right Mike's got this yeah and then out of respect I was like respectfully I would like you play I would never yeah yeah but the

level two of my head was getting ready oh my gosh I could have got you a good 60 seconds like I would have been oh dude no 60 is so much longer than you think a tight stand up you're gonna start wandering and meandering dude it's probably a lot like I mean, I don't know, like, again, I hate to use, like, dough in a baseball, but you probably prayed when you grew up. It's been a minute. It's been a minute. It's not going to feel like it did.

You're going to start out, and it's going to start to, you're going to lose the plot quick. That's why you guys in your freestyling BS doesn't cut it. Good religion, where we've got some set words. You just repeat the words. Run the offense. Exactly. Just run the offense. This is an oop to you bullshit.

Mikey would be the Patrick Mahomes of prayer. No look at it. You never know. what's going to happen. No looking at left. I can almost guarantee at Julie's house, we have to go around the table and say what we're thankful for. 100%.

Yeah. Really? But I'll tell you, it wasn't my idea. It was my mom whose next level cheesy. You think I'm cheesy. Wait until you meet my mom. The nut falls very close to the tree. Yes. What were you thankful for? The sweet children. I don't need

to tell you all. It's private. I'm thankful. It's not private. It's not private. You said it the table you know some people are like i'm thankful for the sweet potatoes and then some people have like a very deep thing yes that they're thankful for i think it would be tough to be my mom cried really at your at your thankful just at the whole thing oh yeah yeah no my mom cries at every commercial so that's yeah it's not i'll cry at a commercial it would be really tough to if you beat cancer to then after that have to come up with stuff that you're thankful yeah yeah yeah i did a job decent PR on the car I bought this year.

They're like, all right. You got to like Julie go last, though. Yeah. Well, I mean, but like, she does the cancer thing and then I'm like thankful that, you know. No, she has to go last. I know. She goes last. You make her go last.

I'm sorry, but you're like a little bit of a. Is that everybody? All right, Julie, what are you thankful for? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. But as the cancer person, you have to pace out your cancer references. Like you can't just always be thankful for cancer every year, right? I'm thankful that you be thankful.

That you beat cancer. Yes. But at some point everybody's like, oh, here she goes again. Cancer girl talking about kids. But you scoreboard. It's every third year. Heard her play that song before. Do you scoreboard?

Right. Some people are in a more thankful position than others, me for instance. And everyone's like, shit. Yeah, you have to use it sparingly. She's too good. Use it sparingly. What were you thankful for this year? I don't know.

It's not exciting. Not to be exciting. I mean, it's real. The mattress you bought at the state fair? Oh, yeah, the state fair. That was last year. We're selling me a fridge. The aquarium, the state fair, the...

Did you really buy a mattress at the state fair? I bought a mattress at the state fair, yes. It was... Those fucking guys in the tent, you actually went and talked to them. Oh, yeah. And then... I've always thought, why in the hell do they sell this here? Right.

Like, no one buys mattresses at mattress stores, but alone... I'm very busy, and it felt like the right time. I finally had some time. I was just wandering around with not. much else to do and then there was someone offering a mattress. I needed a mattress. She's the kind of person that buys jewelry at an airport. Like you ever see a real high end jewelry store in an airport? Like why? Well, I'm here. It's because it's jewelry. Even the mattress salesman's like, Jesus Christ, really? Okay. Hold on. I don't know where the form is. Do we have a clipboard or like a website?

We've never done. Ma'am. Just one second. It's something so exhilarating, though. It's like you feel like you're smarter than everybody else when you buy your stuff. at the fair for a very great discount. I bought bamboo sheets at the fair. Oh, man. This year, I'm fully regretting not buying the massager that goes on your office chair. I almost did.

I was this close. Yeah, it goes over your shoulders. You can pull it to make it tighter. Do you just go booth to booth like everyone? Yes. Now, what do you have? This looks amazing. I don't talk in that old lady voice, but they're.

Oh, what's it your bull? What do you have, sir? Look at here. Very interested in this. Look at here. Yes. There's some potpourri. Oh, okay.

Candles, huh? That's a lot of them. Did you ask your daughter what she was thankful for? You should have put that on her. Who? Your daughter. Oh, no, my wife used to do it, but the kids won't do it now, you know? Not now.

They won't do it. They won't participate. No. Really? And there was only three people, so it's not like, that would be stupid, right? Not weird. No. Like, what are we going to...

There's no minimum on how many people you can have at the table to say what you're thankful for. Do you think Dan is giving his all on that? Huh? Do you think Dan is giving his all whenever his wife asks, what are you thankful for? He's going to give a good, thoughtful answer? He's not. Well, I was thankful because it seems like, as of now, T.C.'s riding with Jake. Yeah.

Which did occur. Who'd you drive with? Ben. Okay. Our Lord and Savior, sweet Ben. Ben around? Ben! Lots of people like driving with a buddy.

I wouldn't start to try to start a chant. A Ben chance? No, I was trying to get his attention. Yeah, he drove us down. Then we checked into the hotel, and he checked in first. And they're like, here's your key. The presidential suite. They actually said that.

Nice. Wow. And then they gave me my ticket. I'm like, I leaned in. I'm like, huh? VP? What do we got? VP.

Did they have a vice presidential suite? I'm right down the hall from the presidential suite. We have the Attorney General Bungalow. Right. Right. Secretary of Sweet. Presidential Suite, though. Are you going to the game, Mikey? I am.

Nice. Why do you think I'm wearing all this orange shit? Because you're in Austin. Now, will he make it past the first quarter of this UT game? He even understands. No, it was so hot that stupid Texas OU game is terrible. Guy hates bowl. This is going to be great.

Watch all four quarters, no problem. That wasn't hot at all. You had a shade spot. The shade hit you. I know where you guys were in. Like the fourth quarter, the shade hit us. And in the first three, I was just having so much fun. I wasn't even paying attention to the temperature.

It doesn't join the game. It is pathetic. You should be an American who loves football. Don't worry about that. I have a triple play on tonight's game. So yes, I'm going to save for the whole thing. Until the job is done. On Longhorn?

Hell yeah. I thought you were saying that was terrible experience to do it like when you're at the Duke game. It is. Well, it didn't work. The result was definitely terrible. Okay. But, uh...

He's won the juice again. I'm fucking there. I'm watching. I'm 50 feet away. I know. You would think that'd be an exciting enough thing. It was exciting, but they were down 31 to 3 at the Duke game, like, really quickly. Yeah.

Tonight's going to be different. Yeah. And I'm ready. No, I had, back in the day when we went to Clemson, Notre Dame, I had triple played Clemson. Yes. Which was over within a quarter, I believe. Yeah. It was like 30.

to 30 to three or so oh yeah they were just getting just destroyed that clemson puts in their backup quarterback which was dj right at that point that was bupnick that was the backup so dj was the starter yeah okay they're like well but this other guy he's gonna be good so let's put him in now he throws like a pick six one one play one big six they pull him it it was just a blood back yeah it's terrible to be at a game and it's terrible to triple play a game the cowboy game when you're watching it and they're playing Arizona who the rest of the league thinks is the easiest team in the world to play and then

all of a sudden those guys are leaving you we made them leave see you lawyers see you guys doctors bye we made them leave football no no he was a fan are you getting away tickets Mike he's ready to throw football oh yeah what's the ticket thing

should you ever decide I have a couple people in mind but do you want to do like a full on competition or can we just pick people I just wanted to not have to do this Yeah, I thought maybe during the break, you guys would have talked about this now. I'm going all the way. I said something. I've got some peeps.

Sorry. All right. Or we could just make people dance. I think... Portnight dances. I think Brick wants one, so maybe Brick next to one of Julie's friends. He's not here. That could be good. Do you bring any friends, Julie?

Did I bring any friends? No, I invited them all, but no one showed up. Oh, nuts. That's why I need to send a random text out to some numbers, see if anybody will arrive to be my friend. No, I have a couple people, like, Dumb Zone fans, not my friends, that I've been chatting with. But they actually want the tickets? That are very good candidates.

Yeah. They actually want the kids? I'm just so impressed with how many people are here. I don't know. That love the show, that love you guys, that brought olive oil, that did all these awesome things. Well, I think they're here. It's so cool, because we're not in Dallas. I think they're here for Lone Star Beer.

Lone Star Beer. They pop for that. Listen to that. Love it. When you said they're Dumb Zone fans, nobody cheered. No. But we said Lone Star beer. Beer!

It's magic. Yeah. Bam. It's magic. Don't forget Lone Starlight and don't forget Lonestarbeer.com. Use the code Dumb Zone 21. You get 21% off the merch. We do news and stuff?

Let's do it. I got a couple. Okay. Here's Jay with the Dumb Zone News. Do you want another drink? Do you guys do what you need to do? I'm whispering so they don't hear it. Mike is attempting to catch up.

Yeah. Been on the roads. I'm going to get a couple of drinks. Okay. Get a couple of years. We're RBV in, like we're in college. Ask someone to get them for you. Kelly is our drink man.

Kelly. That's why I got married. Yeah. Can we have two? Two one. Same deal? Utah. All right.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Give me two. Totally fine. A media company in North Texas was robbed. Uh-oh. Dude. We're a media company.

I know. You know where we are? North Texas. Certainly wouldn't be that hard to figure out where we are and how to, I don't know. But a company in North Texas, $20,000 of cameras and a drone stolen. Uh-oh. Was it downtown Dallas? With the well creative?

No, but it's at Elman Irvey. It's not closed, but not super far. Yeah. Yeah, we don't have good equipment or money, so. Well, what we do, I can't tell you this is that they're pretty serious about security at Fox 4. Oh my gosh. Are they ever? Yeah.

That's, uh, walking five doors. They're very, they're very gracious hosts. They've had a couple problems. They did have someone try to wreck a car into the front of their news operations some 10 years ago. They're pretty serious. Really? Yeah. That's why if you look at the front door.

It might have been like year one of Trump. People were mad, blah, blah, blah. I don't know. We had a. Like I tried to wreck his car into the front. the front side and that's why if you look on that corner now there's like those concrete barriers all over the front of the building

yeah we had an ijb listener that knew the guy and said if i if any of the people i've ever met in my life might drive their truck into fox four it was definitely him so weird it was weird too there was like papers flying everywhere it's like oh look the news is flying out

how will they ever know what to report what was the guys like playing it out in his head before he took off before he he left his house how did he see the rest of that day going because he's going to go through the whole building through the live shot but i mean what hop out do the weather keep going yeah i mean was he going to get away was his plan i'm going to really send a message to because he i thought he thought it was like fox news yeah like he wasn't thinking of the fox four doocy and those guys

he was yeah thinking more of the big fox news yeah i mean this the news story yeah probably it has like a picture of his manifesto and it's insane it's got a picture of a printed out news story from the internet so that's who we're dealing with David Ruff's dad yeah exactly or my dad if the Wall Street Journal writes about the Colts

he prints out the article and brings it to me hey you remember whenever I said they were going to do good okay so this is a wild story though they break into somebody breaks into this production company $20,000 a camera they steal a drone they steal the guy guy's custom varsity jacket, which you deserve to have robbed from you if you paid to have made.

Yeah, what does that mean? Everybody's varsity jacket is a custom varsity jacket, right? Great point. Yeah, I don't know. Like, did the guy get one made after the fact? But I mean, who buys just a generic? Right. You want it to represent you.

They all have your name and number or something. Things you accomplished in high school. But to write that, it seems a little more like, oh, wow. Yeah, if you just make your own. or just write all state in like every sport right golf tennis moon moon well there's uh there's a weird there's a weird part to this story that uh makes me think it's personal and i don't know why this is included in the fox four write up but the thieves left three pounds of frozen muscles in the company's freezer that were not there before the robbery whoa that's a lot there's a

A shocking delivery. Frozen muscles. Three pounds. Just a bunch of guys staring at their arms. Wondering where they went? No. We're not even going to entertain that as a joke. That's not even, you know.

He liked it. Someone liked it. Yeah, he's married to you. I have not married to him. I don't even know his name. He's holding our drinks, just fake laughing. Classic. Classic, Julie.

Frozen muscles, and they delivered them. Well, they brought them and left them in the freezer. They were not there beforehand. They are there after the vet. Yeah, yeah. And the guy who runs this production studio, this production company, his name is Tommy Habib, formerly known as Tommy Grand, the host of cheaters.

Okay, I do I do that name. Wow. There's a lot going on in that story. But it does feel like a personalized, media attack. Yeah, a robbery. Then you're trying to leave a little something behind. That's interesting.

So, boy, Cheaters was great. It really was, man. I never watched it, but I know it's iconic around here. We had a bunch of friends who worked there. It was Dallas Bayes. Yeah, Brad Reddick worked there. Yeah, Brad worked there. They all seem to have NDAs that they're still acting like they have to uphold.

Like, I'll ask Brad about it. He's like, dude, you know, I can't talk cheaters. No one cares anymore, dude Ask me anything about Anything but cheaters I mean I 100% thought that it was As real as real gets Yeah

I was seeing the sports bars where my dad And his divorce friends hung out Like on TV I think I thought it was real until a couple years ago When you burst my Like you told me That it was all set of Or we met a guy that had done it right?

Yeah And they set it all up That they're not really cheating Well I think like maybe early on some people might have been, and then they, like, decided to play it. They were already going to break up because of it. So, like, what if we get on TV? Yeah.

A lot of times, the person they were cheating with was the actual spouse. Oh, really? That's so late. That never works. It's kind of like how on HGTV, they already always have already moved into the house. Uh-huh. Right. We won't be here that much longer.

You're good. Or it's like porn when it's like, I know in real life you two are married, but you're acting like you just met each other? Yeah, yeah. No. Skip. I'm not exactly sure if this is just like a cultural thing that I'm missing out on. Like yesterday, I went and played a little flag football in the morning.

Oh, you did? Yeah, it was great, dude. We win? I shouldn't be surprised. It was just like a group of 20 or so dudes. Just a friendly? But, you know, flags, rules, marked off the yards and everything. It was awesome.

How about? Sun's coming up. Nancy's promo made me kind of hate turkey bowls. Jugs. Yeah, because of Turtle and Andy Reed. They started talking about it, like, yeah, there's tradition where they'd play football on Thanksgiving morning, as if nobody else ever did it.

Yeah. And then Romo's like, oh, yeah, man. God, both those guys made me hate everything. Yep, I would agree. But despite that, I went out there and played some bowl. Good for you. And then... Right when that last whistle blew actually opened up a vein.

That was it? Yeah. Can you take it easy when you're just playing ball with some dudes, or are you pretty intense? There's no take it. I imagine you're pretty intense in this scenario. That's the part where Jake, because he's at home and his kids and wife and everybody's doing illogical things that he wants to go nuts about, but he's a centered person and won't, he holds it in. But on Sunday morning or whatever morning, right?

You've got to get it out sometime. The release. That's where you're allowed. You know? Yeah. Just by running good routes. Just really sticking it. That's where you can be yourself.

Uh-huh. The Jake that really... That's what I, Andy Reed, Tony Romo. You're like Kobe after he flew back from Colorado. Right. Wow. But out in Alvaredo, where I was pulled over this morning, apparently they have a Thanksgiving tradition of having a massive cockfight.

Oh, beautiful. Because 25 people were arrested yesterday on Thanksgiving. In Alvaredo, where I was pulled over today. Could have been the same cup. 60 roosters. I just thought it was interesting. That's probably why they let you go. They got dealt with some bigger shit today, and the jail's all full up.

Classic case of, don't you have something better to do than pull me over? They did. And they did. They posted on the Johnson County website last night a picture of the trophy they confiscated. Go on. It's just a trophy with like a chicken on top of it. And they've posted it like, this lives in the evidence. Or this lives in the office now.

Preston Road. Yeah. Yeah, I just, I don't know. It's just odd to me. Maybe, I think cockfighting is like Latino-coded. Like, in your mind, you imagine that being, like, and the friends I have that know about it are, in fact, Latino. Yeah.

But I'm just wondering if, like, if that is a Thanksgiving thing. Like, if it's. Okay. Kind of poultry-related holiday. Yeah, with razor blades. What? They put them on their feet so they can cut. Are you just not familiar with the concept?

I guess not. Yeah, so it's a thing people gamble on. Have you ever had a chicken and thought they could beat up your friend's chicken? No, never had a chicken or a friend with a chicken and never thought about if they can beat each other up. Boy, spoiler of the century, every one of Julie's friends having chickens. T.C.'s right, though. That's the baseline of the sport is. I thought you lived on a ranch.

Owned a chicken. We don't cockfight. Why do they all hate each? Like, how do they get them to get mad at each other? You can get a chicken mad pretty easy Okay It's got a blow in its face Shake it up real good

The trophy had a big chicken on the top of it Yeah So what's that legitimately for at the trophy shop Like why do they have chickens That's a good question It must just be for cockfight Right But they're like oh no

It's custom made It says here They'll let the roosters Pull a feather near the neck of the other rooster While holding them So they like kind of put them over by it And they're like, fuck with it. And then once it does, he did that.

They start fighting. They get them all riled up. Yeah. That's so mean. It's poor jibis. They just run away, light the fire, and run off. Of the 25 people arrested, there were also three juveniles who were, quote, returned to responsible family members, which I question the idea of those existing. Your family members are let you go to a Thanksgiving cockfight.

How deep do you have to look? Yeah. They're responsible. Fuck, I heard. Yeah, but the trophy's great, though. You know somebody put some effort into that. Look at that. That's beautiful.

Just the sports trophy with a 20-25 and a big rooster on top of it. Oh, that's funny to me. We had a large fire at a Dallas shopping center yesterday. 50 firefighters reported responding to this. Of course, as I told you before, first thing is always is it jimmy yeah because it's a 60 person and then you know how many firefighters total in Dallas that is a great question wow it's got to be 2000 you think so like really 80 i'd be like okay really the reason i wanted to do this story was because there's those

people who had to go into that burden building saving lives you know and then there's aaron and Andrews. Oh, God. As far as, like, heroes who had to work on the clock in yesterday? On the holidays, yes. I see where you stand on this. Oh, go on. I was following this yesterday.

Uh-oh. And where do you stand on Aaron Andrews? 2,280 firefighters, approximately. Wow. Okay, that counts. No, she's a troop, Julie. She's basically like a P-O-W. Can we play the audio the other day?

It's Anne Frank and Aaron Andrews. Shield Team 6. Yeah. It's not what she was saying. She talked about how... Taking out of context. How tough it is to, you know, that she was told in college that, hey, if you don't want to make $40,000 for your first job, to which we all were like, whoa, really? Yeah.

40 grand. I was like 26. Of course. And then she's like, just complain. Like, if you don't want to have someone tell you that you would have to get a nose job. If you don't want to have somebody, you know, tell you that you're going to have to work Christmas and Thanksgiving and all the holidays you're going to miss with your family. And she is doing this sitting literally in what looks like a closet. Yeah.

Because there's rows of clothes. Her own clothing line. Right. It looks like a closet. Keep going. We can get it. But it looks like, yes, you're actually inside a... EA sportswear.

A high-end boutique or a... It's her own... That's where she was sitting. That's where she does her podcast. It's her... It's not... That wasn't her house, you're saying? Yeah, correct.

That's her... Where she creates all the clothes that she sells. She's got a giant clothing line. Oh, okay. It's like female-driven sportswear. Oh, wow. That must be tough then to have to miss... But she wasn't handed it.

To work at her own clothing. Oh, she did. Go on. Here's what you go too far. I mean, is her dad famous or something? thing? I don't know. No, that's Jane Slater. I'm pretty sure

Aaron Andrew's parents were she was doing all right. I mean, she's worked her way up. I think she started with like Tampa Bay Lightning or something. She's a hockey girl. I'm not hating on her on that part. I'm going to separate me from Dan on this. Or Florida. I don't know, somewhere in Florida. But she's

just way better than all of the other ESPN sideline reporters, right? Was so much better that that's what elevated her. In some ways, she clearly is better. The peep show. That's what you're getting at. Well, are you saying maybe the peep show?

Are you saying maybe the peep show elevated her in the, like she now is. What are you saying? Like she got on to Oprah then afterwards and then was offered, like, stolen the way by Fox? She's very good at her job, and she's also super hot. That helps. You're being cynical. Well, you're not peep show in someone who's not super hot, generally. Oh, dude, they'll peep show anybody.

They'll peep show anybody. Yeah, the peep show is residue of what makes her successful. She's one of the hottest women ever. She was going to be successful regardless of the peep show. Well, let's take, I'm just saying, let's look at the rest of the ESPN sideline reporters. They're not as hot as their name. She's Fox now, too. She is now Fox.

Yeah. Also, she said all these. But it had nothing to do with the fact that she was the, terrible crime. I'm not on board with it. I'm against it. Mm-hmm. I'm sure. I am.

He's investigated this crime. And that's, I've watched, I've watched the crime just to make sure that this, this does offend me. And it did offend me when she was singing into her brush. What did you think? That was a private moment. I was, I was disgusted, just that this exists. All right. Boy, let's, uh, let's make that.

Just brought the mood down. Yeah. Why? I could do that. No way. We're good. What's good? The Dumb Zone News, like and subscribe.

That was a good news. I mean, at the end of the day, that's kind of what Kamey was going for with the whole. Do you think that's why she released it? The fapening thing? It's like, again, it's like Morgan Spurlock with me too. He's like, I know everybody's coming for me. Do that work for us? We dong out?

Are they going to eventually... Would your... Would an image of Mike's penis make this podcast do better? No. My podcast? No. You don't think? I don't think.

He's going to save that for his own show. Right? It's not that. What have you de-stigmatized a penis? What would my only fans drum up for me? Because you know you'd be fun about it? Well, I don't know. I don't know if I would.

I think you would. I think you'd do like sexy little stuff. A hundred subscribers. Have I told you my business plan? Please. I just, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to do it unless I was making a lot of money. So I think just make the one subscription like $1,000. Okay, yeah.

So then if you get one, you're like, yeah. Like that Wu-Tang album? Yes, yes, yes. And just every time I'm going to jerk anyways, I just set up the phone. Oh, dear. And if you pay $1,000 a month, you can have access to that treasured. It's like you're here. Where are you going to find that very special person?

Like just for novelty, one guy might be. like, you know, I was drunk. Forgot to cancel it. There's something to that. Even in my wildest dreams, I don't think it's a woman, but someone's going to pay the thousand dollars. I love you. You went straight to some guy. All right. Let's see viewer mail birthdays. Happy birthday. Thank you. Let's see.

Clayton, I put an image in. Is that a possibility? You're good. David. Yeah. This is a possible. Oh, I had an image in there, too. I forgot. to pull it up when you got oh you put it up before somebody uh sent this to me uh they just said they were at walmart i'm still thinking about bet payoff ideas and i'm obsessed with t-shirts like this one oh yeah it's just a guy in walmart and he's got a t-shirt on that says uh what does it say

is it on the screen not yet he says god knew i needed an angel so he gave me my wife and it's like a you know a full back so sweet Like, what would it take for you to just for a month? Well, isn't that the bet payoff would be I heart my wife, bumper sticker? Oh, yeah, yeah. You got a bunch of people just stick figures. I got a little spit take. I don't know why it's so stupid.

People kind of driving up real fast next year to see who's the pussy. Who cheating on his wife? Right. God, that was awesome. That is like a message for the ladies. Sure. Right, hey, this guy will He's down.

We'll cheat on his wife. And look at his wrist. I've got to go see more. It's so hot. This guy almost has it all. And then, shit. I have dear two Beer Mail birthday today,

dear Death Star of the Vagg planets. I'm writing you from my old Hotmail account to wish my brother C.W. his Hunter Lipke birthday. Hunter, Hunter. You guys did a remote in his shop early this month. Right on.

He never watched football until he started listening to you guys. Now he does so, now he does so he can, quote, understand what you guys are talking about during Cowboys segments. Wow. Creating football fans one person at a time. The hardest thing to do. Turn people into the NFL. His leaders are Jake's baiting of Chappie's political views.

Oh. Anytime Danny Bayless fills in. And Blake running the ball anytime he gets the opportunity. That's from David Jones. Good dude. And I have Dear Daniel, I'd like to wish happy 46th birthday to my wife and voice of today and Twitter, Rachel Schindler. Her birthday is tomorrow.

I wonder if Blake's pregame show is on right now. Her leaders are Blake's mustache. Can we pull it up? I'm going to try. Oh, they kicked earlier? Okay. Screw me. Her leaders are Blake's mustache.

Anything 9-11? related because that's our anniversary date oof never oh but that was a decision post 911 2 must have been

discount yeah the venue do you think you have well there's one day that's open yeah do you have to get creative

with the proposal at that point I just feel like me and you were oh the two of us sort of twin count together and nothing

right and your Tower 1 and Tower 1 One went down first. Oh. I'm about this line of humor. Fantastic. Head on down.

When my grandpa died, the funeral home, a big replica, both towers. Really? Okay. Because Wiley never forgets, dude. We did a show

Wednesday where the guy we were with, Easton, his fiance, they found a t-shirt at a vintage t-shirt shop,

and it was a never forget 9-11 the towers and all that and the uh it was like put out there by a clear channel like so they had like merge radio stations on the back yeah their logos and then on the sleeve was the advertiser they got to pay for these t-shirts which was the local funeral home yeah the greatest t-shirt beautiful i've ever seen dude yeah a lot happening the uh paris hilton sex tape had a dedication to the lives we lost no it did yeah it did It did. It did.

Well, there was kind of a military theme to it. Yeah. Did it really? Yeah. I'm just going to let that sit there. The guy who made it was like stoked on the military. Yeah. Wow, all right.

He lived by the AAC for a while. That gives me an excuse to go look at that. Rick. Fun fact. He did. Okay. He's playing poker games there. Back to Rachel Schindler, 9-11 anniversary.

Open bars at company Christmas parties. And her leader is Ted Emrick's dramatic reading of strip club reviews. We will literally see you next Tuesday from Rob Schindler, who does a lot of our production work. A lot of our list keeping. Speaking of, didn't you teach us that, siroy, like if you are going somewhere to check out the Google reviews on it? I do that a lot, yes. But then you gravitate toward the one stars, and then you just kind of laugh at it. Like where...

You're talking about, maybe my bit. You're talking about, like, people who will review, like, the wailing wall in Jerusalem. That's you? Yeah. They'll, like, just people will review. We've done that forever. The one-star reviews of famous places like that. Okay.

Yeah, that may be they're a bit thin. I just, the railing wall. Exactly. They'll be like, parking. We did like the ML suck too hot. No, the staple is that we learned that you shouldn't have the fried chicken at the Jefferson Memorial. We got one star and they don't serve any food whatsoever. Some bullshit.

All right. Flooring directs DFW presents on this day in history. That voice that you heard. So it's Friday, November 28th. Julie, on this day in 1893, one country in the world became the first that would allow women the right to vote. Oh, that's so sweet. Which one?

Which country? Well. 1893. This is going to be something kind of a skirts were, I'm going to say, I'm going to say it's something you would never see coming like Chile. Sweden. Yeah. Oh, who said sweetened? Is that the answer?

That's, oh, I thought it was the answer. That's a good idea. It's my guess. I'll just say Canada, but, ooh, yeah. I don't know. I like Sweden when he said it. Julie? Take Nordic. Take Norway.

Finland. There you go. The answer is... Cameroon. Texas. New Zealand. Oh. Wow.

Great softblanc. New Zealand. Exciting white. They have like a lady president and stuff too, right? Do they right now? That's nonsense. Didn't think? A couple years ago?

She was pretty popular. on COVID time or something? He's making it a priority. So that's why, because they got ahead of the game. Exactly. Also, their women can kick your ass. New Zealand ladies? That may be a factor, you know.

On this day in 1986, Ahmad Rashad was a television reporter for NBC, and he proposed marriage on live TV to Felicia Ayers Allen, She was the wife on the Cosby show. At halftime of the Lions Jets game on Thanksgiving. Romantic. Is it?

No. Or is it kind of a mail-in? If you're on TV, you might have to use it, you know. What if Kelly did that while you were doing the fishing show? In front of the green screen? Like you pulled out the ring. Yeah. What is this?

Wait a minute. Or what if it was during an off-sides review? We got a minute here. Not romantic. What if it had been during a Stars game? I'd like to challenge. Like on the Jumbo Tram. Would you have hated that?

Yeah. Yeah, I probably would have hated that. I probably wouldn't. Like, what if he had Rick Renner do it for him? Like, proposed for him? And then be like, just kidding, it's from me, not him. Like, how would that work? I don't know.

Marriage to the carriage. The marriage and the carriage. On this day in 2002, the Dallas Mavericks lost their first game of the season. They had started the season 14 and 0. Damn. Remember when we used to watch the Mavericks? I don't care. Remember when we had the Mavericks?

Like one year ago. Yeah. One year ago now, we were like. We're coming up on it. Everything's cool, man. This is great. A little rough patch starts season, but everything, man, I can't wait to get back to the finals.

On this day of 2006. Bring it back up. I'm only bringing this up because it may have a Jake tie-in. Okay. Chris Schelfo. Oh, okay. Was fired as the head football coach from Tulane. Yeah.

So what, did I pick right? He recruited my brother. Okay, so this spelled the end of your brother's quarterback career? I mean, he made it a little bit longer, but the guy that they brought in wanted his own guy, and he went and got his own guy, which was Ryan Griffin, who ended up having a very long NFL career and is a great dude. But, you know, he's a great dude. He's not a better quarterback than Joe.

They were very different. My brother, dude, I wish you guys would have been around during the time. Like, we would have been watching those games together. My brother was a wild ride, dude. He was leading the NCAA in yards per attempt to defend. He was a wild man, dude. He was a fun player to watch. He knew how to get it down the field. He's not scared of shit.

He was a human as a quarterback. I can picture. Yes. That's all I need to know. But, yeah. They hired Bob Toledo who fucking hated it. Oh. And cell phone was a wild man.

Like, it fit much better. And then your brother, though, such an athlete. He just was like, all right, I'll still play. Wide receiver. He did get a lot of runner receiver. Because we have a cut of, I think, Mike Leach calling a touchdown catch of his. Nice. My brother hasn't done shit.

Nope. On this day in 2015, Victor Mooney is the guy's name, 2015. He arrived home in Brooklyn, ending a 21-month journey. He rode a boat across the Atlantic Ocean for AIDS Awareness. Wait, what? What was, what is? Road a boat? In 2015.

Everyone knew about AIDS then. I just, I'm not familiar with this disease you're speaking of. Right. Is it a boutique one? Well, I better hop in this boat. Like, did it even give it a tiny boost? Was there a bump in the thing? Like, in the, the awareness line of AIDS, you know, like the 80s, 70s, even a 1% Google search increase.

Johnson, and then it's kind of been up here. I feel like. God, that's funny. Everyone's like, you don't have to do this. I'm doing it. For a age, you don't get it. Shove me off. Was he fleeing a wife and kids?

Right. Or something, leaving something behind. He's like, honey? I'm doing it for AIDS. I'm doing it for AIDS. Got to go. Got to go. 11 months.

I can't. There's nothing I can do. Got to be on the ocean. And on this day in 2024, one year ago today, Australia became the first country to pass legislation banning children under 16 using social media. Wow. In Australia, you can't use social media as a child?

Apparently not. It's amazing. Not anymore. Wonder how that's going. Yeah, do they put them in jail? I don't know, but I love it. Do you? I wish kids used it less.

The enforcement on that law seems like it's going to be hellacious. I mean, I'll take it. I definitely wish they could ban it for kids. under 16, but I also don't like them telling me which porno sites I can use. And those feel like they're in the same. Yep. Yep. If you're going to have one, you're going to get the other.

Right. Like, China can invade as long as I can have the hub back. If you're super an Australian porn only, though. What don't that even look like? Oh, it's really good. Oh, my God. Mike. Really good. Stop having. You've got to disguise

it a little bit more than you do. Mike? He's already had like three undercover porn jokes in this one show. I don't think so. Yeah, you did. Undercover.

How did you house that drink already? That's a big one. It's game day. Hey, one of my talents in life, I know you're not talking to me, but I go drink to drink with Mike anytime we drink together. Oh, she's amazing.

That is? It is one of my skills. Yeah. Whenever I'm around him. Perfectly even. We are. Is Kelly driving? We took an Uber.

Oh. Okay. Yeah. She had some hot Cowboys takes. This triple play is not going to go What was she feeling? Yeah, she did. What did she say?

Divine intervention after the Neeland. Oh, yeah. Three wins in a row. I mean, she might be on to something. Can we keep riding it? That's going to snowball so big. Dude, let them win again. They're going to get in.

So if they get into the playoffs, they do a big pregame about Neeland, and then they just get their ass kick, does that mean that they didn't care about them that much? There's something there. I think there's something there, but not like, you can't say all of the wins or credit to that, but there's something there. Can you imagine if they get? I've been thinking about it a lot. Like how he whispered that. Other birthdays today, Jose Trevino is 33, former ranger.

John Burkett, 61. Was he a ranger? He was a ranger. He was an asshole, right? I think he was an asshole, a ranger, and a great bowler. Oh, really? Yeah. I just remember he were here and he was a real red ass.

Dave Rageddy. I was a pro bowler. Like an actual professional. Was he really? Yeah. Sorry, Dave Rgetty. So we were both right. Dave Rettie, yes.

Former Yankee, he was actually a ranger. Started his career as a ranger. We're losing the other half of the room. What are we doing over there? Nothing. Oh, God. Don't you hate that? Step it.

No, I love it. It's not worth explaining. Oh, shit. Actually, if they explain it, we'd probably really hate it. Rob Nann is 56. Closer. No, Nan. And a former Ranger.

Scott Sheldon is 57. He is a former Ranger, who, if you want to know about people, like, hating, like, they take the sanctity of baseball very seriously. Scott Sheldon did a bit once they have. had him play all nine positions in one game. Oh, wow. So every inning, he played a different position. What a talented guy. You mock it.

It's because you mock it. Was the last time he talked to Norm? Three years? No. No way, dude. Hey, we don't talk much. But it's okay. He's not a big phone guy anyway.

He's not like a chatter. No. He doesn't just chat on the phone. He's a one-minute phone guy anyway, which is a fucking superpower, by the way. No phone call needs to last more than one minute. And, like, I know Norm and I are cool Whenever I call him, he'll answer And then...

You know his other superpower? Huh. He has no numbers saved in his phone. Oh, yeah. He memorized it. But he could call me today. He'd call me right now, yeah, exactly. Not all of us, though.

He could call a lot of them. Because I would call him every day during the mix And he never started to recognize my phone. Really? Who is this? State your name. Andrew Bogut is 41. Bogu.

That's Bogu, I believe. I thought we have that. Jarvis Landry is 33. Juice. Former Dolphin Great. Bless them. Former Ohio University Bobcat, Paul Snoopy Graham is 58. Paul Schaefer is 76.

All right. Okay. What do you ever? S. Apatha Merkison is 73. Is that Dallas related somehow? She was on Law and Order, and she was also like the male. old lady on the Peewee Herman show? Oh, wonderful.

Out. Out? You heard. Oh. That's our driver. Peewee's great. Which one? Peewee is great. Jill. That's Jill. She's our driver. Oh, that's great. That's great. I was going to ask you what the parameters for my talent fee were as far as time.

You could go and ever. We're about to wrap up. Yeah, I'm fine. And John Stewart is 63. Still has it. Our president, our next president. Will he run? Jake was ham. No.

I hope he does. That'd be fun. What are we talking about? He's the centrist. No. John Stewart's still got basketball. John Stewart's a centrist? Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, I guess. Born on the Day now dead. Roy Tarpley. Wow. And Anna Nicole Smith. What a life. T.C. and my wife read the autobiography, I want to say. Really?

I didn't read it. her whole autobiography. There was a documentary. I watched the documentary. She died in Grand Cayman. Well, I watched that documentary, too. It was making the Playboy calendar, I think it was. You saw that one many times.

Yeah. Documentary, I think. Dead on this day, still dead. She died in Grand Cayman? I don't know. She died on a Caribbean island. It was something like that. Yeah.

She never knew her father growing up. She eventually tracked him down within five minutes. He was like, so you want to have sex? Oh, that's right. Yes. Whoa. Her dad. It's right here.

I mean. What do you mean? I mean. Have you seen her? I mean, that's disgusting. Jake. What did you mean by asking, man? So, wait, he may have not known that she was his daughter.

He 100% knew that she was his daughter. And was a subscriber to this particular magazine. He didn't know who she was. She paid a PI to track him down. When she was named Playmate of the Year, she wanted her dad, full circle, to be at the ceremony. Yeah. And so the private investigator finds her, finds him, flies him to Los Angeles.

Okay. She's like, I'm your daughter. And he's like, that's cool. Some ideas. Yeah, yeah. Would you like to have sex? So gross. That's, yes.

And like the son is being, her brother is being interviewed. And at first he's like, I mean, I never saw him. Yeah, he would do that. Yeah. He would definitely. He might, yeah. I can see him doing that. Dead on this day, still dead.

You have Jeffrey Dahmer? Oh, my God. Just raise your hand. Who was that? You had Jim Delagotti died on this day in 2016. He invented the Big Mac. Oh. Really?

Delicious sandwich. Caused a lot of heart attacks. One more bread. He owned a franchise in Pennsylvania, and owned. started the big... I'm trying to find did he die like really rich

or... They tell him to get in the basement and make something and make the fries taste better. Yeah, I wonder. The Big Mac fucking blows, dude. Whoa. Let's be honest.

Very good. What are we doing? We're going to throw a half bun in the middle. Just give a double quarter pounder and get the meat. Have you had it since they redid it? It's just not...

What do we got with the redoing? Conceptually it doesn't... They just kind of tweaked it. I made the onions a little a little better. More sliver. Everything a little bit. better. I'm an arch deluxe guy. Wow.

Geez, luxury. It worked good. I was going to agree with you, but Clayton nodded. He's a humble man. He said he didn't invent the double-decker burger. It wasn't like discovering the light bulb. The ball was already there. All I did was screwed in the socket. He's like a prophet. Yeah. God's word flows through. That is beautiful. He also said in that interview, he had received no royalty payments for the creation of the Big Mac but he had

received a plaque well that's good at least there's a big Mac plaque with a big chicken on the top according to his son Michael Jim ate a Big Mac every week beautiful same Michael Jim

that is kind of beautiful his son is Michael and then also dead on this day in 1939 James Naismith Did you know He invented ping pong He invented basketball number one And he is the inventor of football helmets

What? Shut up How about that? How do you do basketball? No one never says that. He was like a PE teacher, right? Okay So he's woke

He just loved it He was woke He had so many ideas Let's get a sport that's not as much contact We just throw a ball up in there And put helmets and skirts on them Let the girls play. What an animal.

Let them vote. Oh, next thing you know, they'll be voting. And that's what happened on this day in history. How's the Marion Toaster stay going? I think if we had passed certain laws, we would have been there by now, but we didn't. Okay, I didn't hear an update. Yesterday's usually a day where I hear an update. We dodged that.

Thanksgiving. Yeah, how was any volatility on with family at Thanksgiving? Politically, no. it uh we're i'm a ghost man i'm like it's like i'm not there okay so i talk to you guys and that's about it same yeah did want to break in with some news for you guys cowboy still very much alive in the division eagles go down whoa bear's what this former tigger guy breaking in with news that was amazing it was so good where was the sounder now you do it what was our score uh 24 15 it's over yes 4.15.

Damn, fellas. Somebody's closer. How are we going to give these tickets away? Well, I'm just saying if Eagles kept moving. Okay, raise your hand if you would like to go to the game, that game that everybody's talked about. Oh, shit, there's more than we thought. Everybody wants to go, yeah.

A lot of people. She's been here all day, quietly, not making a scene. She's been here. She has a Cerk shirt on, so I vote for her. She brought us olive oil. What have you done for us lately? And that's her brother Oh, he has a search sweater on

Where did you come from? You can't just pop in We haven't seen you, you haven't been laughing at our jokes So let me have a side conversation with Jake You know Laugh at our jokes, lady As far as this game picking goes Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm trying

No, no, no, this isn't really like hurting us By the team because we all pick the Eagles We all picked Detroit Okay, how many of y'all are solos? I'm now on a 13-game losing streak Because Carly's got one You lost all three. Oh, you're really?

13 straight. Charlie's got one. We had a moment in the bathroom and she's a big, a big fan, big listener. Yeah, Kansas City, Detroit, Detroit, you're one, you're solo? You're by yourself all night? You just got your. All right, we're going to do this off the air. Hey, thanks for Lone Star.

Lone Star beer. Yay. They do seem to clap when you say Lone Star. Yeah. Lone Star. Anybody want a tiny football? Hey, look, there. Here, you can have either a tiny.

Either a tiny football or a ticket to the game. That's what everybody wins. Tiny football time. Oh, no, you even went to catch it. Yours? You just threw it on the ground? It just hit the ground. Intentional grounding.

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