The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 11-3-25 | Cowboys-Cardinals preview and the October MBR

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

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Yeah, with all the innings. But, sad. Badly, baseball is behind us. That's not the sad part, my friend. What's the sad part? I don't want to do it three minutes into the week. Oh, like the only player ever to get this many points in Riva or whatever. It's like there's Jordan and there's Wiltz.

Colby. So now another team gets to read those and think, oh, that's my guy. Like, it's happening again, but yes, I won't do it. Not yet. Not yet. Maybe we'll do that later with the football machine. Machine will join us later. Talk a little football.

He's joining us early in the week because the Cowboys play tonight. So tomorrow we will have a cowboy game to talk about and the Brandon Aubrey show. Is there still a Manning cast for every Monday night or select Monday nights? They used to take a fair piece of the year off. I think there is. I've seen some clips. It's just not really on my radar anymore. It was a good bit for season.

It used to be like, oh, man, I got... For season, it was a good bit. Yeah, I guess I've seen it this year. I don't need to see Billy Bob Thornton. Right. Oh, look, it's Ryan Reynolds or... Hey, Ryan, you're a big NFL fan. Oh, you grew up where?

Oh, you didn't have a hometown team. Oh, you always like the comic. Oh, so now you're a chief's guy. I also like how Blake just the subtle flex of... Yeah. It's not really on my radar. We don't pull audio from it or watch it or... I kind of work for the Cowboys. National cast these days. That's why I'm in a suit today.

Just not very good. How many days in a row? This is two days. Well, I guess you did dress up for Halloween. I was going to say, but days that Blake dresses for his other job. He doesn't even dress for this. He dressed for this job on Friday. He did. Let's give him that. And we will. And more than that, we will give him a lot of credit for the fact that. his Hall of Fame mustache made it to Monday. It's beautiful. I was insured failure leaving Friday. Picking up Burline with that?

Burline, whatever he was doing out at the hilltop on Saturday. I don't know. It's weird because we went through such a, like it feels like the mustache became peak bit during COVID. But it's not a bit. It looks good on him. And it's not because it's funny. He just looks imposing. I'm still undecided if, yeah, everyone is mocking me.

or not. I don't. I'm going to rock it. It's Movember. All right. It is November. Every April. I can get a Movember going.

Maybe I'll do that. I know Dan celebrates no nut November, but I'm going to do Movember. They just get married, know what I mean? Yeah. Hell yeah. Then you stop having sex. Big game stream tonight, guys. Feels like the season is cooked if this one doesn't go our way.

Yeah, no Kyler? Well, very big regarding these picks against the Soroy's. A lot hangs on this game. What happened this weekend? What do you mean? Things are going well. Yeah. Things are going well team-wise.

I want to follow up on that Bill Belichick pick. Okay, yes, you nailed it. Syracuse didn't score an offensive touchdown. You and Jordan nailed Bill Belichick this weekend. And, but I'm just looking at tonight. It could be a huge swing. We have seven games picked on the Cowboys because Dan and Blake have a triple play.

You have the Cowboys to at least cover two and a half. Whereas the Soros have two out of their three pick the Cardinals. So this is a huge swing game. We got you. Like we could kind of put the boot on their neck here or they can emerge. merge and show significant signs of life after this one game one game one game the inches are all around us yeah um weekend check brought to us by community mechanical that's our

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You didn't? Usually you'd be crowing about that, but you may be involved in... Well, I just thought this year has been very easy. There hasn't been a lot of big, huge upsets. But thanks a lot, Micah. Oh, yeah, that was a big one. Yeah, it was like a 14-point spread. Like, at the very lead, they're going to win.

He did his part. He had a strip. Like Carolina, I'd bet on them the week before. And they just get beat by 30 at home. And so it's like, okay, at least they're going to win. They're going to at least win the game. They did not win the game. So I'm out. I wonder how much we're down to.

There's no way to know. As you know, I'm in a saga to replace my dead refrigerator now as well. and so we were doing that this weekend found some stuff we really liked but I've discovered all refrigerators are not equal height and I thought they were I don't know why like shouldn't it be equal like if you have a plug

it's going to plug in any house I go to so I go buy a we didn't buy the fridge because we anyway we have it our fridge perfectly within you know it's under the right the cupboard thing yeah so yeah the one we really like is like two it we'd have to cut two inches off the cupboard or something and just causing a whole bunch of it so if you think oh this is a couple thousand dollars you're gonna have to pay it's actually going to be a way more if we want this particular one so we're

going to have to go I don't know what we're going to do imagine doing that whatever process you just described hundred to two hundred times and that's your remodel and how it ends up... Well, this might end up going to... Because my wife's like, well, I've wanted to do something with the kitchen anyway. What if we just... So is this breaking fridge going to turn into... You know what you should do?

You should just come home with our little dorm fridge here and put it in the slot and be like, this one fits. There it is. Look at it. Snug as a bug. Do you understand the problem with... That we're going through right now. We have a fridge in the garage. But it's like you've got to walk out to the garage every time you want pour milk in your coffee.

just people don't understand what we go through it's you know it's it is gross to have to like pack your fridge all the way full like at some point that's not good for it right to go on well i just mean like if you overstuff your fridge usually like if you overstuff your freezer the stuff stops staying cold like it i didn't know i thought it was good to put more in but uh yeah anyways back to years before i jump into my power situation i'll work in reverse then Oh, I know what it was. Are we good for tonight on ESPN? I don't know.

Because I dip my toe in this water. My family previously, we have, there's four things. There's Hulu, Max, Disney, and ESPN. And you can only bundle three of those four things together. You get to kind of pick. Well, I bundle Hulu, Disney, and ESPN. Then you should be fine. Yeah.

Hulu, not live TV. though. That's the thing with Hulu. That's fine. But I have all of the three that aren't ESPN and I used ESPN plus right for like watch ESPN. That doesn't exist anymore. It's $30 a month. But I've never tried to figure out to watch just ESPN. We're going to have to. Because it's always on the thing. They're forcing you to it. The app has gotten better and the website has gotten better. But that's what we're going to need to be doing tonight, unfortunately. All right. Well, I'm going to hand that to Clayton and TC. There you go. If we don't get it, we'll just do a listening party with Brad and Babe. Yeah, that sounds fantastic. Insert line here. We were without power yesterday. It was about 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and the power just went off. And Jake calls me.

Why? Dan, what do I do? Do you want me to know that you were suffering? I called Dan because I was like, yeah, might as well try to get some work done on my little phone here. wife was in the middle of cooking dinner that's pretty much screwed as far as the food we had prepared

daughter had a friend over and so they were playing outside but once it started to get dusk take the friend back and they just went to my parents' house my wife and my kids so I just sat at the house and your mom had power yeah oh she lives five doors down from you

I know my neighbor a few of my neighbors didn't have power I don't know if they're on We're on Encore, they're not, but whatever. There were 300 customers. It said that were affected, and it said that it was because wildlife had interfered with equipment. Which definitely just means squirrels. Which again brings up the point of why do we just let squirrels be? You know, they're just outside rats.

They do all sorts of damage. They chew through things. Throw it on your platform when you're running. You're just going to get rid of them. What if they were 10 times the size they are now, would we? Do you, make it double, and we would already be eradicating them? Right. They're just under the threshold.

They're just tiny enough that we're not. Ah, yeah, you just give them a little nougy, like, are you messing around, a little fella? But they're just constantly chewing through electrical lines. Can you see a societal shift somewhere in the future where we are selling and marketing squirrel traps? and like because now they you know with rats like you said they're big rats yeah i mean it feels like a problem we've given up on but we're getting in helicopters to take them out right clayton will take you hunting for squirrel um but yeah i just kind of watched football on my phone eli manning until the power came on at the perfect time for uh to bring the kids home and

put them to bed so i kind of just hung out in the dark it's pretty sweet Sounds sweet. Let's see. Yesterday we had a soccer game forfeited, so no game yesterday. Saturday we did play, and then we wrap up the season tonight, so I'll be a little bit late to the game stream tonight. I remember Joel Klatte once saying about college programs, you're going to lose by a lot, lose by a little, win by a little before you can win by a lot. We're in the lose by a little phase. We're moving in the right direction.

Friday night was trick-or-treating. And the two things that I've observed, in addition to the phenomenon of the trunk or treat, one of them, and I think this is actually a pretty good idea, in our neighborhood, I guess there's a house that sort of serves as home base for this. They kind of have a Halloween party, invite all kids of the neighborhood, the elementary school, two, three grades up and down. and they sort of just do like a 60 to 80 kids snake all the way through the neighborhood like together it just keeps moving like it's easier to keep up with the kids like there's parents at the back there's parents at the front

parents on the sides but it just kind of moves all together rather than just like mayhem that's cool which is usually fine because also now I don't know if you guys have noticed this wasn't like this obviously in my neighborhood growing up but the let's get one house out of like five all the adults just sit in that driveway and put out five, six, seven baskets. That's a cul-de-sac thing. Yeah, there's one guy out there letting you know, hey, we're not ripping you off, all our stuff's out here.

Right, and you get the, so the parents can sit there and drink. Correct. Correct. And obviously that's primarily what we're doing here, right? And then I have a couple things to report from the TV front. Do you guys know about the movie series Hotel Transylvania? Yeah. What's the bit?

It's Adam Sandler. And there's four of them. I did not know these existed. It's a cartoon. Like he's Dracula. And I guess there were four of them across like nine years on probably Netflix because he got a billion dollars from them or something. it's just him basically doing opera man

and turning that exact same character into four two hour or hour 45 minute kid movies like I love Adam Sandler but now that my kids are are experiencing the Adam Sandler you know content world it really does drive home how much one pitch it is because we're watching a lot of it

do Leo there's a movie called Leo where he He's the voice of a lizard who's a class pet. And last night, my daughter was like, Dracula's Leo. And I'm like, Dracula's Opera Man is the exact same voice. And they got four movies out of it. And they're not bad. He's basically doing the same character that he was doing on the albums that I was listening to, or mini-discs, when I was 12 years old, that to me, like, defined comedy. I mean, it's like what you say about Danny McBride or something, right?

Yeah, Danny McBride probably has a little. the same character. And maybe he might have some children's work in him too. Although it feels like it's all him. It's not really a character. I don't know what Danny McBride is like in real life, but it feels like it's like you watch. Pretty similar, yeah. With Sandler though, it's just an interesting as I'm getting into the my kids are now, they're hearing the same voices I heard growing up and it's funny. You just can do the same voice. Just don't make it about like the longest pee or, you know, eating shit. And all of his movies, movies have his friends in him.

The whole cat, it's just Andy Sandberg, Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Buschemy. Now his kids are in all of his movies. And it just makes me think of the checks that this guy has not only collected but dispersed on the strength of just a couple bits. Yet it's still plays. I also watched most of the John Candy Doc. Worth your time.

Okay. It's kind of a bummer, you probably imagined. Where? That one's on Prime. Okay. You know what I didn't know anything about, dude? Yeah, I watched a lot of the morning show, Jennifer Anderson this weekend. I didn't know anything about SCTV.

John Hamm's back. You said he wasn't. I know, but he showed up. It was great. Sorry. My wife hasn't been feeling the new season. Oh. So Jennifer Anderson's going to get cracked again this season.

Can I... He definitely is by someone else? Give you a hand up. Uh-oh. She got her eye on something. Comedy fell. I think over the years I've conflated SCTV and kids in the hall big time. Both Canadian, right?

Kids in the hall was not very funny to me. But they showed some sketches from SCTV during the John Candy documentary. And I immediately went to Jason from the internet and was like, I have to see these. There's a couple sketches in there where Conan is watching it. He's like, this is the one I saw that changed my life. So SCTV is not, there's another thing, too, that, like, Chris. Farley had the van down by the river guy, he already had that character. That's not SCTV, though, right?

It's like the Chicago group or something, groundlings. Second City is Chicago, but they did one in Toronto, and that turned into SCTV with like Catherine O'Hara and Harold Ramis. Yeah, whole time. Yeah, but there's 120 or so episode. Dude, it's great. And it got me just thinking, there's a whole world out here. I didn't know anything about.

And where do you see those? Some of them are on YouTube, but they're not available streaming. Oh, okay. You have to have a friend, so hit me up. Well, we got friends. What do you got, Blake? Oh, or Clayton, actually. What's Clayton got?

I want to do a backsell, pre-sell. Kanye Rosa kicks ass. It really does. They made a special breakfast pizza for us before the show on Friday. It's normally not available until the weekend And that thing That thing ruled Breakfast pizza goes so hard

You know Dan in Uh I let me know what that is Well Egg Yeah But in uh I know like in Italy

Parts of Italy In Switzerland You're gonna get a cracked egg on almost any pizza And it's so good So good Like a raw egg? I kind of Is it like sunny side up

It kind of cooks itself There you go. In the oven. So, yeah, it's got a little runnyness to it. But this thing was phenomenal. They're bringing a wood-burning pizza oven to my house tonight. That's the pre-sell, baby. They're going to cook on site.

It's going to be so good. Then we have many neighbors are going to drive by. Hey, when can I get one? Well, I must have lost my invite in the mail. Then we had a coin show Saturday, so spent a good part of the day, mixed in in mingling with my people in grapevine Check of the market

Looking at different coins No, it's just looking at the market Silver's up, gold's up Got to see what the... Is that plum nickel? You got an Indian head there? I've got a few of those And then had some

Delicious barbecue from... Not a sponsor. Not a sponsor, but delicious. All the same. Well, we'll get them. Well, I did the SMU game on Saturday. What do you mean did? So the company that hired me to do the Cowboys broadcast, also they'll do one or two college games a week.

And before the season started, they asked me if I could do two SMU games. And I didn't think I was in a position to say no yet. I'm the new guy. Will you pick up Burline? Yeah, sure. Yeah, I was going to say, if you're picking up Burline, you're not turning down a game. No. And so I'm trying to be a good employee.

Yeah, well, yes. That's basically what they beat Miami? Yeah, they did. Want to hear Rich Phillips on the call? Okay. Jennings in the shotgun, Hardin to his right. Stone Eby, a blocking back to the left. Handoff.

T.J. Hardin. Touchdown! Who's the U today? It's SMU. With a win, 2620. That's a great call. I like that. Who's the U today?

Caught up with R. before the game and if there's someone out there that I have less chemistry with I would love to know because over the years he and I just cannot get any momentum going in a conversation I like rich a lot I enjoyed working with him but boy we just don't have a lot for each other bump and run coverage so but good to see him glad he was happy and I told you guys I was supposed to pick up Tiki Barber. Those plans changed Saturday morning, but I did enjoy my

time with him. Great guy. I did not know he used to work for Fox News. He definitely got into news. I know that. How did that come up in your conversation? Just going over some things with him and some people... Some things?

Well, I was about to explain. But like, sometimes I have to talk. He saw that mustache. I was like, I don't know, keep it shut down. Sometimes I have to talk when they're talking. Some people don't like that. Some people who he said at Fox News or his radio station, he's used to people talking while he's talking,

so that didn't bother him. So that's why that came up. But he was cool. When we did our sound check, some people do a certain thing. His was, was a! Then that got Kyle talking,

whatever happened to those guys, but I don't know, he was a cool guy. So before the game, we find Michael Irvin on the sideline. because it's a Miami game. He's talking at George W. Bush. Oh, my goodness. And if we could have heard the conversation,

and then that was in one end zone, then I look over in the other end zone, and shooter McGavin is doing the T&T for the fireworks before the game. What happened? I saw him in the locker room after the game. I'm like, I don't know. He didn't go to SMU. I don't think he's a Dallas guy.

I had no idea while he was there. But every time SMU would score something, they'd show Shooter, and everyone go crazy. That's great. Dude, I wonder if it's as simple as almost like an IRL cameo where you're just like, I know there's people out there where it'd be funny to have them there,

like us getting Tazonde at ticket stock. Just get a guy that everybody's going to laugh when they see them, especially college kids, have him blow up dynamite. Maybe that's a future game stream bit. Yeah, shovel girls here. So, yeah, SMU wins. it was cool I can't recall doing very many games

where fans rushed the field and that was awesome to see and then kind of later in the post game I hear like a uh-oh and I look down and sure enough they're ripping down the goalposts which I thought was not allowed anymore

for safety obviously we've done the story of the tech field goal so that was cool and then somehow they got it out of the stadium. That's great. And so I was getting in the elevator. There was a few other SMU ops there,

and they said, yeah, they're taking it down SMU Boulevard. And so on my way out, I happened to take SMU Boulevard out to 75 and throw up the firstman Clayton. It went to the frat houses. Okay. And those of watching on video, there's, I don't know, 15 frat guys holding up some of the goalposts above their head in front of their frat house getting a picture.

With the police on their tail. So there were different spots where the goalposts were. And I think the police were there just to make sure they knew where it was. Because he was cool with them taking pictures with it. I mean, he's not going to load it up in his squad car and take it back. But I'm sure this guy just has to keep an eye on it for whenever they do take it back to the stadium. But they had broken it down. There's a piece there.

There's a piece out near 75. Somebody said there was a piece in the fountain. Yeah, yeah, I've seen the video of them putting it in the fountain. Yeah, so that was on my way out, just seeing all these police presence just following these goalposts around. That was, it was pretty awesome. Yeah, this was out, you know, the highway. And people just stop and picking it up and taking their picture with it. Have you seen the picture of, like, what's left of it?

No. It's just like a little hook. Yeah. Like a little hook out of the ground. It's a sad little piece of a goalpost. Yeah, it was a really, really. fun game. And then yesterday I didn't leave my house.

There you go. I haven't had a day like that with the family in a long time, so we didn't leave the house and kind of did a little bit of an experiment because Brooks has been playing Halo for a little while. Whoa. How old is he? He just turned four. Oh, dude.

So for the past six months or so... For the past six months or so, you know, he would watch me and he'd be interested and Then I gave him the controller, and it's been cool to see now he can run and look and now aim and then switch weapons and pick up stuff. And it's cool to watch him grow that way. And so I had him play my... A little tear in your eye. Oh, yeah, for sure. So I had him play my 65-year-old dad in Halo, one-on-one, just to see, like an adult who doesn't play the game versus a four-year-old who plays the game.

And they were kind of even, but my most proud moment was when I realized that Brooks was screen hopping. My dad, and he would look at my dad's screen and know, like, oh, I know where he is and just make a B-line straight for him. See, it took me back. I remember my room, I had some buddies in college that were like Plano computer kids, like their parents grew up. The idea of, like, working in computers was a very Plano Richardson idea, right? And they had convinced their parents, like, this is good for me. I'm not going to play sports. so being like really dedicated to gaming like they learned a ton of different stuff from that

it's probably got more applicable skills than a lot of the stuff you do at school like hand-eye coordination decision-making executive function processing like planning i mean i i always thought it was in a way good for me i'm not going to say it's great for brooks i don't know it's just he enjoys doing it and i do think there is some sort of hand-eye and troubleshooting, problem-solving, all, you know, whatever. I think Baker's even talked about this. But after one of the times my dad killed him, he said, oh, I should have done this. And so now he's, like, recognizing his mistakes, how to correct him for the next time.

I don't know. It's been kind of fun to watch him get better at it. That's awesome. This is like when thousands of years ago and you'd take your boy on his first hunt, you know? Yeah, now it's. Yeah, mine was shooting more birds than my dad on a dove hunt, and Blake's got Faye's Brooks in his house. Fais Brooks.

Hell yeah. Oh, man, that's good. All right, let's do some sports. From the wonderful world of sports, radio sports, scoreboard. Oh, yeah, I like that. And it's brought to us by fairlease.org, where you can get a new vehicle. Leasing can often be better. than buying, for sure if you own a business and you lease your vehicles, we had Travis from

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they're approaching. Not if you're in my neighborhood. That's what I really wanted to ask about. Oh, yeah. because some people do think Halloween ends and it's Christmas season. That was one dangling participle from the weekend check. There's a lot of later. Beardis navvidad. Observation made by a family member of mine.

There were a lot less people. visiting the neighborhood to go trick-or-treating this time around than in years past. Less people being brought in. Oh. Is that a complaint? No. I don't know that it's a complaint or anything like that. It's just noticing that I don't know that it's like immigration related, but I'm telling you, you usually see it.

And we didn't. So Shottie had a Friday press conference. He'll do that. We can preview the big game tonight. And Friday, you guys remember, we were at Coni Roso, Friday was Halloween. This is how Shadi opened his press conference. How's everybody doing? Happy Halloween?

Yeah, no one's in costume, huh? Brad Bradson. Solid. We had a number of guys in costume today. Yeah, Cooper Bebebe was Nacho Libre. as Iraqu was 50 cent let's see Jay was a rapper that I was not aware of

yeah they did a nice job yeah and it was fun guys had some good time with it DMX nobody with DMX I was DMX today now I don't know why that was a follow-up but I do like Shottie's cocky sniff at the end and it was it was fun

guys had some good time with it would it have been maybe somebody was Dean's If Cooper Beebe had come as 50 cent. Yeah, I have a lot of questions about that clip. Was it just randomly, hey, DMX is a rapper? We're going to throw that out there. Or was there a legendary cowboy BMX costume for years past?

It doesn't sound familiar. No, it doesn't sound familiar at all. And also, J, whoever that is, Jay was some rapper. I don't know. You sure about that? I want to make sure you're not just like seeing your players and being like, hey, rapper. You're dressed as a rapper. I got it.

You should know the name or just as soon. Oh, wait. Trayvon, you're Kanye's girlfriend? What are we dressed as right now? There you go. So, apparently there was something on social media Thursday night, which tipped off one of the reporters. Maybe Todd Archer was the guy who asked. Shottie, did you have an owl in your house last night?

Oh, yes, we did. I don't know if the owl was looking for the snakes or like what was going on, but it's actually the story of a coach's wife. So I'm in game plan meetings last night. We're doing some red zone stuff. And I leave the meeting about 10 o'clock, and I go back to my phone. And I literally had 72 text messages on my phone, 72. to, I'm a popular guy, so that's nothing of normal.

And it literally started with a text from my son to his mother saying, there's a big hawk-sized bird in here, and I began to look down, and there was an owl that was, so my son was sitting there doing some work, and he had the sliders open, and all of a sudden an owl came to visit. And we're not very outdoorsy people, and so he wasn't really quite sure what to do. So we called my soon-to-be nephew, who's marrying my niece. And the two of them together, Frick and Frick and Frack, tried to figure it out. They couldn't do it.

All they did was piss it off. And so in typical coaching fashion, I called my wife and said, honey, I'm going to stay at the condo tonight. You got this. But they did. They got the owl removed. The owl has been returned to its safe domain. But you can't make this stuff up, man.

It's real. And when you say it's big, I would have not stayed in the house. I would have stayed at the condo no matter what. How did they get it out? They called Animal Control. Gentleman came with a net, like a pool net. I might have to look at that as like another job, you know, and just kind of become animal control guy.

I'm so experienced now with wildlife in around Dallas. So can't make it up. I think we won when we had the snake issues. That's probably a good omen. I think when we have, shit, I'll put an elephant in my freaking garage if I have to. Yeah, I'll do that next. If that's what it takes to win, I'll do it. So there's the story of the owl.

That's pretty great. A couple things there. One, his kid just left the sliding doors. wide open, which, who would do that? Like, aren't you concerned of mosquitoes and things like that? I just, to leave a door wide open with no screen seems odd. Yeah, that's not typically my move, but it is, there's not a ton of mosquitoes right now. They probably got top-notch protection.

The reason we don't do it is for, like, the cat. Yeah, yeah. But I don't know. We were just talking about this recently, weren't we? that I told you guys I've had a bird in my house a few times. And I think you all looked at me like, why? How would that ever happen? It's a trauma time.

A few times? It happened a few times at my mom's house. I don't know if it was that we were always just like carrying things in and out of the house because there was like, you know, there was a shop there. Getting a bird in the garage is. Did we call Kristen on the air one time? That sounds right. Because she had a bird?

There was a bird in this house. Yeah. And so there's really no playbook for it, you know? And then we've also learned there that Shottie has himself a side condo. That's my takeaway. Yeah. That was, yes, when I listened to this the first time, I thought, wow, he's got it all. You really do have it all.

Nothing has given me more confidence for the rest of the season. You want a driver and a side place to stay if you don't want to go home. and if you have a job of as a head coach you can just say it's work right wouldn't you want me to you'd rather have your cowboy cheerleader up there with their ankles behind her ears I think you've got to do like baby don't you just want me to be safe you don't want me to drive home

with you having the owl like I would think you're you know that's kind of a Gretzky move too big time like hey I'm my shit's way more important than years so yeah shoddy moving up the rankings on what we think of him. Coaches... That he has his own side,

his own side condo. Oh, great. In town. It's not... Yeah, where... I wonder where he lives and where... The condo has to be

right at the star. Right. Yeah, that's... Or what if it's like farther away than your house? You had to drive by your... I'll pick up a few things. So then, later in that press conference,

this is my last cut. Very confusing. Very confusing. Question from a national reporter. Let's listen to this and just try to tell me what his thought process was here. Because like 20 minutes go by, we talk about all the other stuff, and now this national guy gets his opportunity. Spattered Dixon with the AP.

Just a quick question before the one I was going to get to. Back to the Howell, are you a Harry Potter fan? I've seen a few of them. I'm not read the books. I'm a movie guy, not really a reader. Were the kids, Harry Potter fan? Yeah, my son was, yes. So he probably made that connection.

My real question. What did that have to do with anything? Like, where did he hope it would go? He said BAP. I thought he said VAP. Oh. A national writer, but it could be BAP. I think it was VAP.

B.A.P. Yeah. Skyler Dixon? Okay, but again, let's talk. Look for a Schuyler Dixon story. Maybe they're like... Let's go through this. never seen these movies, but I... Me neither.

He says, so your son, he probably made that connection. Like, yeah, what is that? What would it mean? What if he had seen the movies? What if he was a huge fan? There was an owl in those movies. This is just like that. Yeah. What is it? I don't understand. Yeah. But it's so good that he had to put it in before his question. You know, it... This more than anything reminds me of the Lou Gehrig, Prince Fielder's thing. What? I wonder if I can find that.

He's a real question, then. So he probably made that connection. He's like, yeah, I don't know, geez. You know, all the dumb stuff people say to me, I usually can follow up on because I'm a good guy who likes to have conversations, but this one is. You're making even that hard. This, yeah, what are we talking about here?

Like, I can converse with anybody, and I have no follow-up here. I'm sure you've been briefed on what Jerry says. with the thing that got a lot of attention. This is why I'm talking to you and I'm trying to fix the defense. All right, and then I wanted to see what you made of that. Just the whole, you saw that news on Friday. We might even mentioned it.

We briefly did, but I don't know. I don't make much of anything of it. It's part of the deal. He just talks. Now, incidentally, we had just been speaking recently about how frustrating it is that it's not like one of the kids is full footwork. ball and this

just brings this back into focus I'll tell you what else it brought back into focus for me do you remember how much money Jerry made off the freeze who not really did he yeah well I think it was a situation 100 millions yeah

okay yeah where the power companies needed gas and so they lent it to him basically now they're paying we're paying him for it now with higher bills isn't it surprising that with all the money they do because

like we highlighted with the Colts owners, who we love now. That's their whole bit. All the money they make is through that, or in some way, shape, you know, it's around that. It's because they own the Colts. Jerry's other business is as profitable or more profitable than the Cowboys, right? It's probably way more profitable. I don't know if it's worth more.

But are you surprised then that he actually doesn't break the bank on coaches and no because that's the same that's ego right that's all it's him running he's at the top yeah it becomes harder to tell somebody what to do when you're paying them but even in cash money spent they they always talk about the salary cap and how the cowboys actually don't spend a lot of cash yeah there's players you'll see conflicting uh opinions on on what to do with that information but really it is that they don't want to they are very risk averse because cash spending means guaranteeing money to players, and then those players don't pan out,

and now you're on the books for those players. They don't want to be in that spot. So they can stay. But why? I mean, they'll still be the most valuable franchise. They could actually then win some more games, maybe. Look, I think it's crazy. Look what the Eagles have done in the last two weeks.

Yeah. I mean, those are the sorts of things. And they're wheeling and dealing right now. They're making trade deadline deals. Yeah, Jalen Phillips was a player I thought Dallas would take a look at. Doesn't make a lot of sense. The Cowboys Wheeling and Dealing was last year when they were clearly on their way out of the playoffs

and they traded for Jonathan Mingo. I forgot about him. Here's the last question Prince Fielder ever took. Take a couple more. Anything else? You got to wait for the microphone. He's up there in a neck brace, by the way. Big Prince.

Do you sort of understand what Lou Gehrig was going through in his famous speech? What? Nick, what else we got? Any other questions? You good? Thank you. I feel like I remember this story and that was like a, that wasn't even like a reporter. It was like the camera guy or something.

Correct. Jumped in. So at least he has that as, an excuse than the guy from the AP is like, hey, I remember 20 minutes ago when you mentioned an owl. I once saw something with an owl in it. You ever see it? It was this little

under the radar, sort of an indie film type thing. Do you make that connection? Well, your son made that connection, right? Yeah. Well, what about this Jerry thing where he says stuff about the defense? That's what I'm talking to you. Yeah, that's I don't put any stock into it at all. I put way more stock into the fact that because they don't have a clear vision,

they effed around and traded their best player before the season started. And we got a tweet from a good listener Tim, or I did, about the Cowboys defense last year. And he's like, because I said, what's all that different? If they had Micah, I feel like they'd be getting, they'd at least be able to produce

at a mid-level defense. Because everyone says, oh, he, who's going to cover everybody? He's, you know, stop the run defense. It's not that different from last year. And in the final seven or eight when Micah was bad, They were a little bit below average.

And I think if they were able to go get a pass rusher right now, they could at least hang on for dear life. And I think they'll do that tomorrow. You think they will? Yeah. Too much smoke. All right, let's give a quick nod to Game Day Men's Health once again because we're in the Game Day Men's Health studio.

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Jekyll and Hyde team in the NFL. But in most of the games where they've gotten blown out, They just got down early. And that's not a game they can win. But now, when they stay in games and they have Rico Dowdle. Rico Dowdle. Then they just, you know, they just. Another 100-yard game? Yeah, man.

The stats when he's on the field for them are pretty ridiculous. And they were able to hang on yesterday. It's only your team could get someone like that. Man, Pollard is a great player. I feel like Rico. Javante is nice too, but again, the Javante, I think, kind of proves how negligent they were in years past

for not throwing any money at the running back position. Like imagine if you had RICO and Javante, that's not impossible. On one of Rico Daudill's touchdowns, he was penalized for a celebration. We take you to the broadcast. Now it's Dowd right back into the game and right back into the end zone,

his second of the day. and the Panthers extend the lead. Now you can hear them saying two pumps, two pumps, two pumps, as they are gathered around Rico Dattle in the end zone, and he will very carefully only hip thrust and pump two times. Only two pumps, but apparently that's enough for the flag. It's the old key and peel sketch. And they're going to get them, I guess, two bumps is enough.

and you can hear guys in the background yelling it was two pumps they're going to get a personal foul I mean that was that was to a tee so you can hear guys yelling we didn't do three they're talking to the refs we didn't do three in a few weeks ago after a cowboy's offensive lineman got a sexual celebration penalty we asked brandon abry about it and he said they played the king and Peele video in our meeting and told us, you know, only two, only two pumps.

Like that was a message from the NFL? That's, I mean, that's the thing is that's what they all, Brandon said that the announcers are talking like that's the rule, but there's no way that's the actual rule. It's crazy. Okay, but everybody's referencing

as it is, as if it is. And what do you know? He missed it. So that penalty ends up costing the point. So they go with the pump there. The Dowdell, feeling the frustration after that mental mistake. Okay. I also just think we should go to break with Fireball, like, every time.

Down for a Dowdell score. You better watch out, or else we're going to get a, they're going to take this video off YouTube. Seriously. Talk over it. Stop playing it. I'm going to get my old PD from Dayton in here with a stop line. You should. All right.

So they were flagged. He'd be right there. They were flagged. But in general, yeah, the point of that game is the Panthers were able to keep it to seven total possessions for each team. Bryce Young doesn't have to throw the ball at all. RICO does the work, and the Panthers might be a decent little team. And Jordan Love might be a fraud.

Last week was like Favorites Week, where all the favorites covered and won by 14. It didn't matter. One of the most boring weekends based on just close games in recent history last weekend. And this was the exact opposite. All the games, let's see. The only game that wasn't close, really,

was the Sunday night game. Why? Did you have Seattle? No, that just was as out of control as a game has gotten. And that's really probably my main takeaway from watching the NFL in general this year. We were just talking about it with the Panthers.

You see it with the Cowboys. They're down 14-0-0 and they fumble a kickoff. The game is over. Washington has no chance of coming back from that. Turn it off. Is Sam Darnold good? Well, I think he's good. I don't know how good, but I do think Clint Kubiak is a good coordinator.

I think he was a good coordinator last year in New Orleans. And he got fired because his coach got cleaned out. But, yeah, I think Clint Kubiak is good. They also have the 49ers coordinator is Clay Kubiak, also with a K. Klein Kubiak is on the Cowboys staff. I was going to say, did you know that? Yeah, he's good friends with David Ruff and the wash guys. David will maybe join us tonight.

Oh, yeah. No, because I heard Shottie this week shouted out in his press conference for some reason, Alex Loomis, and that has to be related to Mickey, right? Yes. And Klein Kubiak. Like, does Shadi just shout out other people who only have their job because their last name is something that the owner recognizes? Possibly. I don't know.

But you have, yeah, you've got, you've got Clay in San Francisco and you've got Clint in Seattle. And frankly, though, the Cowboys got an OC with the name K in his name, which somehow means you end up running the ball a lot. draw your own conclusions i don't know but i'm happy with clayton with a k but yeah i mean seattle's there's no reason not to consider them for real now i mean sam donald's not just good he's like matchup hunting jackson smith and jigba now like they're actually using him like a that guy's going to be a star and i don't know if you care about the grades or not but he's one of 32 in pff when they flashed that up on the intro graphics yeah i do care it's a good stat

I think he also is he was on the wasn't he on the Panthers with Baker Mayfield yeah Sam Darnold and Baker Mayfield were both on that team

he was also on the 49ers with Trey Lance when they decided that they wanted to move on and make Sam Donald their backup it's like the Baker Sam

Darnold thing is showing there is a middle level no doubt that you might rather be on. I guess we're going to have to see. You're talking about from the team side? Yeah, like you can obviously spend more money around that guy to put a better team around him.

Like, the Vikings have to be... I know the Vikings did well this week. They had another upset that we're talking about here. Yeah, I mean, it's tricky. The Vikings had an opportunity to draft somebody they believed in. Who knows? But I love all of it. I love that we have more quarterback movement now.

It incorporates elements of the NBA. J.J. McCarthy makes me very thankful that I have DAC because even though DAC posts photos where he's getting engaged on the green, I'm not aware of his wife just being like an Instagram clapback person. And JJ McCarthy's not even wife is. And I think that's probably trouble for your organization. Is she out there? Yelling at people?

Oh, yeah. And, like, posting all the screenshots of the picks. Like, it wouldn't pick the lions. Like, yeah, well, yeah, they were two touchdown. Wait, where's Dax brother in all this? He was in the game for a while. Yeah, and he will still. Wasn't he, like, doing a show with Terrence Parsons somewhere?

Doesn't seem to have ever got off the ground. What happened to that? I subscribed to the channel, and it never really took off. Terrence is out there, no doubt. Tad was never blind as much. Has he moved to Green Bay? Has he moved to criticizing? He does both.

Cowboy fan still. Oh. He says, yeah, because they grew up cowboy fans, Dan. But I have, the rest of my audio is from the big game of the week. So I don't know how you guys want to proceed. If you want to wait? You want to wait for Machine for a minute and I'll give you a couple other little things? Sure.

Because I have a, I have a bad bit and I have a today and Twitter, a couple today in Twitters. One today in Twitter. All right, we can separate these things. The Dumbzel presents today in Twitter. Are you following the story of Dilbert creator, Scott Adams? I'm not, but I'm unfortunately very aware of all things, Scott Adams. You know about this guy? No.

So he went on Twitter. Let's start with this. Does he know what Dilbert is? the cartoon he's just always mad or something always whatever it's really about the workplace

it's funny I think he's just beaten yeah he's beaten his boss like it's very relatable to lots of people who have ever had a boss or ever worked in a cubicle or whatever it's

okay it's good I like it I used to read them always when we went to fudruckers and that's the whole table was covered with Dilbert but yeah I'm pro Dilbert the comic

Well, apparently Scott Adams, yeah, that's his name, has become a big Trump guy yelling about Trump and stuff over the past few years on Twitter. Well, then he got cancer. And apparently, I don't know what it is, but he put out the call, he wants Trump to step in and get him some, you know, cancer research drugs that they were dragging their feet on. and the point is that it seems like a pretty bad bit. It's already kind of a bad bit, like if only the most famous and wealthy can get certain treatments. It seems like that's exponentially higher of a bad bit if you can just tweet at President Trump

and then his people jump on it. And yeah, he's getting the cancer stuff that he wanted today, which, you know, I don't know if that's... Just pointing it out, this is today and Twitter. I'm just saying this is what's going on here. I think a big part of it is this stuff has always been happening, but it's shocking how nakedly out in the open it is now. It's like, yeah, of course, people in power are going to do favors for their supporters

and people who swear loyalty to them. But to have it just on a social media platform now where the president's like, yeah, all right, I got you. For some reason, yes, if somebody's calling Reagan's advisors behind the same, scenes and you never hear about it, you just assume things are going on like that. And I guess that's the main difference right now, right, is Trump does talk like they probably talked in the back rooms in years past and said, well, we can't put this guy in front of the public, though.

Let's put this guy. But then we're still doing the same stuff. It's just it's now more open. I'm focused on this part of Scott Adams' Wikipedia page where he tried to launch a Dilbert microwavable burrito the dough burrito and it failed it failed

why that'd be great oh man let's bring on the machine as well Mike Machine Marshall is with us for a little football talk today all right I have another today in Twitter which is a

public apology oh So number one, you can put up there, Clayton. It's a public apology from ACU sports. What's ACU? Abilene Christian, almost Christian. And so Blake's family. I like that.

You know I'm very against what they're doing here. They're issuing a public apology that says many of you saw a post after ACU football win over Tarleton State. it was not only unprofessional, it was inconsistent with the values of ACU. It fell short of our standards. We apologize to anyone who may have been a hurt or offended. Our standards are higher than that was what was conveyed in that post,

and we will ensure you experience that moving forward. So you're like, God, damn, what did they do? How bad could it have been? So put up public, the thing. that they initially put out. And it was just about Tarleton State. Tarleton. Tarleton is just a post showing it just says Tarleton State.

Tarleton is not a state. And then it shows the final score, 31 to 28. Factually. It's just a fact. Very correct. Yeah. But so I guess this works in an odd way. Or maybe they actually issued the public apology to show.

how stupid it was that anyone complain? I don't know. Is there a higher level going on here that I'm not finding? Because usually I say don't put a public apology out because most people don't know this problem occurred. Now you're going to double or triple the size of people that even know this indiscretion happened when you apologize publicly.

Man, no shots at ACU and our friend Courtney. I just don't know that the ACU social media team has that much tongue and cheek in them to issue like oh you guys are just being little baby bitches apology. I think that's a real apology because they're pretty tight-ass

and somehow is not a state. You said what about us? Well, yeah. So, and then the one other thing I have, it's a bad bit slash today in Twitter because I found it on Twitter where a guy at first

is complaining that his fiance has scheduled their wedding date on the same weekend that Game Day is going to show up at Tech. And clearly you would schedule a wedding date pretty far in advance and probably don't know that Game Day has now decided to go to Tech, but here's this guy saying that. So then he updates that an hour later and says, my soon-to-be wife said, we can move the wedding if I get one million retweets. Oh, God.

I thought we killed this with COVID. Did Joey McGuire remove his tag? Because if so, that bumps him up in my... Yeah, I guess you can do that. Can you? Because it says, make it happen, boys, at college game day, at Packham, McAfee, at Joey McGuire. So then... So we think this is a bad bit, number one, right?

When you ask for something and you... Oh, my wife says she'll blow me if I get 100 retreats or whatever. So far, the two bad bits are asking for anything on social media. Yeah, yeah. I don't care if you're done. or you need to move your wedding. Well, this guy's going, get in the pub, he's getting the, you know, the power of the internet, and then Holly Rowe jumps on.

I didn't need that. And says, how about you get married on the show? I am an ordained officiant. Thanks for inserting yourself, Holly. So now we're going to, what I'm saying is this guy's going to end up on the show. Or what would, like, would your wife have said, how about you, Machine? If you did something like this and you're able to get married on college game day, Would your wife want to do that?

Or would she say, no, I've always dreamed of this wedding in this church or my wedding at the beach or whatever it is. And you could get married on national TV. She would have thought that me asking for retweets was so lame. She would have left me already. Yeah. So we wouldn't get to this stage of, hey, let's do it on college game day or not. If she saw me asking for a million retweets to get something done, like, nah, she'd be gone.

Yeah. And imagine your wife. being like, I don't know, we'll see how many retweets you can get. Like, that's supposed to be. There's no way that's a real conversation. I made my mind up, but let's leave it up to Twitter, and I can change it pretty easily.

Does Rico Dowto lose fantasy points for a third pump being a fake third pump? No, no, never. More. If you could find a league where you could set the settings to bonus points per pump, I would, Ricko Dattel is a hot commodity, man. With Machine here to talk football, we should let everybody know about Qualis roofing. They sponsor our game tonight, and we're going to be under a Qualis roof. They actually put the roof on my house, on the den.

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We've all had Qualis out to our house, roof repair, storm restoration services, roof maintenance. If storms coming through, you're going to have people knocking on that door. No, sir. No sir-ee. It's a Qualis home, okay? You guys want to do some, let me talk to me about fantasy. Well, I want to, yes, so tomorrow we're going to be talking about the game that was last night, and we're going to have Brandon Aubrey on the show. So I didn't know if there would be time for Machine, but definitely there is today. And fantasy-wise, I just want to thank you, thank the Machine for such good advice throughout the year.

Have you been paying attention to this stuff, Blake? Like when he gives out names? Yeah, I'm on the same wave you are. Do you ever add anyone that he suggests? Yes, all the time. So I'm big on this weekend. Be weird if you guys had an expert on and faded the shit out of. Well, but I'm glad it's working out.

I knew I had faith in him. Well, no, you... It was a couple weeks ago you had recommended the Chicago running back was going to break out. Like, you look at the trends, you look at stuff during the by week, and then he hadn't, I picked him up and he didn't really do much last week. Yeah. But you said, you know, hey, no, they're targeting him. They really like him, this and that.

And this past weekend in the game against the Bengals, 176 yards rush, like 198 yards from scrimmage. Damn. He had a huge game. Yeah. And the Bears hold off the Bengals. my win because of machine is everyone rushed to pick up Haskins the Chargers running back

and Machine's advice was to pick up Vidal because he's actually a good running back and he's getting like 30 touches a game he's been great yeah Manung guy was it's a pretty clear signal I mean running back is kind of easy to track like wide receiver you kind of got away in

talent because that leads to opportunity and then you're getting into like the sick sticky situation of draft evals if they're younger dudes running back specifically if you're coming out of a buy or if the lead running back in this scenario is not having a very good success rate, which D'Andre Swift, that's kind of like his whole bit with the Bears,

you introduce the opportunity of doubt, and then he has an injury. And I think they were wanting to work Monongai in anyway coming out of the buy because he just, he's kind of like ultimate try hard, slow dude, runs hard as hell. and then this week against the Bengals was the nuts spot

the Bengals have the worst rush defense probably in the last four or five years those guys are asking for trades like left and right like all their front seven dudes are trying to tap out and so Manung guy was a very rare like add immediate into the starting lineup

and so that game got a little crazy as I hope everybody watched the end of it because it was an absolutely insane football game. And Manunga, yeah, I think 190 total. And then, yeah, Vidal didn't really have that great of a week, but he's had enough RV1 weeks to pay off, more than pay off and add on a decent amount of fab bid dollars. So yeah, man, those dudes, you got to stay sharp on the running backs because it's an opportunity position. It's not even like that much about talent at this point, because maybe running back one through seven is different than the rest of the crop, but I don't

know, seven through about 40 in the league is not that different. So you just got to pay attention to trends and success rates and who's injured and who's trying to get more work out of a buy and things like that. Only four teams on a buy next week. But still, we're in the buy era.

So any tips for us fantasy wise? Now on a Monday? Yeah, I mean, it's a little early, but, you know, we'll jump into it anyway. I think you're probably dealing with some pretty significant injuries on your team at this point. You probably lost Tucker Craft for a year for the rest of

the year. Pooka's got another injury. Jaden Daniels just shredded his elbow. So you're probably dealing with a lot. So I think the guys that you're going to turn to quarterback, I'd say J.J. McCarthy, just because they seems like, it seems like they've simplified the game to where he has to make maybe like five good throws in a contest. So if you're still in need of a quarterback, if you were banking on Jaden Daniels coming back, I wouldn't reach for Marriota and try and plug him in because he's proven to be not that effective. J.G. McCarthy, it looks like they figured something out. The Vikings' offensive line got healthy. Whether or not Aaron Jones is there moving forward is a big question because they are trying to do a lot of dummy offense behind the line of scrimmage stuff,

and Aaron Jones is good at that. But JJ McCarthy, I think, can hit. I think the guys that returned for you if you have a Bowers congratulations and if you've made it to being competitive with Brock Bowers on your team like that could change everything that could change your entire season that's how good Brock Bowers is um so it's obviously not an ad but if you've made it to 500 with Brock Bowers with even Drake London um who popped up this week I think you're in a really good spot. You should look at your record in a different way if you're four and four or something like that, but you haven't had Bowers in your starting lineup or you haven't been able to start Drake London. For some reason, Darnel Mooney has such a big effect on Drake London whenever he plays.

It's just complete split. And then when Mooney's out, Drake London ends up getting like 40% of the targets. So I don't think anybody's going to save your team necessarily at this point off the way or wire this week. I'd be really interested to see what the Packers do coming out of this week because Tucker Kraft is hurt. I think ACL torn done for the year. Matthew Golden has a shoulder injury. So you're simplifying the depth chart at wide receiver.

And it was a very complicated one. Romeo Dobbs is a dude that, I mean, not a fun start, but a dude that can get you like seven balls in a week and keep you afloat. But coming out of this week, I think it's really interesting to see what the Packers are. how are they going to adjust, and then likewise for the Jaguars. Travis Hunter hit IR, Brian Thomas Jr., the list on things that are messed up on his body, keep growing. So is it Parker Washington?

Is it Diamond Brown? Parker Washington, if you don't have Parker Washington, I think you probably need to add Parker Washington pretty quickly for the Jags. And then if, you know, who grows out of this Packers passing game? Is it Luke Musgrave filling in a tight end? Is it, you know, Dantavian Wicks? Is it all these random dudes that they like to throw like three balls to in a week? Or is it just the simple answer of Christian Watson? And also in the Packers backfield.

Manuel Wilson looks great. And Josh Jacobs looks like he's been begging for a week off for about a month now. He's kind of been asked for a little while. So if Manuel Wilson gets some run and they give Josh Jacobs a week or two, that would be pretty effective. Hey, what is a guillotine league? I've heard some friends talking about a guillotine league, and it's really fun. Like you eliminate teams from the whole league every week, something like that? Yeah, if you lose, I think, if you lose your roster, or I think it's the lowest scoring team.

There's different ways to set it up. But basically, one of the losing teams, there's a losing team each week, and your roster goes free. it's it's in the pool and you're out you're not an owner in the league you're done yeah yeah you're so now the waiver wire is all the players who are on your team yes and it's a big race to see who gets yeah and you're going to have a first round pick you're going to have a second you know like that sounds fun yeah it is fun i think it's uh it's it's pretty popular on uh matthew barry's site uh fantasy life i think they kind of uh established it and they have they have some good guillotine leagues. But yeah, your roster gets

cut free. So it's, you just kind of like, you know, it's a hangman situation where you're, if you're the lowest scoring team, you could have Bowers, CMC, fucking puka, like this loaded roster and just have one dead week.

And then all those dudes hit the waiver wires. So it's, it does make you be incredibly on top of the ball, I think, for bidding. So if you like that part of the game. I think it's probably a nice little deal for you, but otherwise, yeah. Let's see here. Other things

I wanted to bring up with Machine here. NBA players with 125 points or more through their first three games of the season. Will Chamberlain three times. Michael Jordan once ever. And this year's Luca. Let it go.

Do you guys remember when Let it go. Come on, bud. Every couple weeks, you'd just see a stat like that. And it'd be like Oscar Robertson, Michael George, and Luca. And like, you're just like, how did that fat F, the owner of this team? So I'm going to play some Romo from yesterday.

Oh, all right. Usually it was me having to look up those stats. Machine worked with Luca. He did. I was usually having to basketball reference those stats. So I was like, what is this? This is like 47 points and five. straight, what do we do it? And then you just, you know, a lot of times you hit something

search on basketball reference and it spits out nobody. And that happened a lot whenever I worked with Luca at the Mavs. And Cooper Flagg had one in college. That was nuts. It was, you know, whatever, like 75 blocks, 75 assists, 75 steals. And then the points. And I pressed enter on it and it spits out the one player back. And I was like, oh, okay, that's nuts. But that's, you know, freshman college, or it was the college stat. It's kind of different. But, dude, the Luca, just numbers.

We would do it every once in a while. We'd go to the, go to the trick of like, I'm just going to show you all the stats this season that no one else did. And it hits you in your face and you're like, Jesus Christ, okay. Okay, we're going to go back to Chief's bills yesterday. The bills have now won, what, five straight regular

season games against the Chiefs, nothing in the postseason. That was a hell of a game yesterday. It's the classic of our times. It's just unfortunate that you have to listen to Romo doing whatever it is that Romo is doing during these games. And I was trying to construct a tweet for this yesterday. Couldn't land on it. But I think Romo is so bad. He's making me rethink if I know what's good. He's like Daniel Johnston for like play by play. Like he's just a, slightly off maybe not mentally all their guy who's just kind of painting with

everything and Nance is just tolerating it not exactly sure what he was going for here at the 18 yard line Mahomes was looking for rice we just talked about it and you'll see right here pulled and then another hold right there

I think it was a little Whoa. But I saw it on the other side as well, so you've got to call it. This is a weird. Romogasm. Tonegazm. Okay.

Romogasm. Now, the crew is saved, of course, by Gene Sterator. Oh, God. I don't know who the worst rules guy is. I don't know if, I don't think this function. I think this is the guy. Go ahead. I think you're probably right.

Dean Blandino usually or Pereira and then tonight the baseball guy was pretty bad so bad and then they have a guy I think that they go to either Sunday or Monday night that is even Terry right let's go to Terry

Terry what's got up there I saw okay yeah he's actually the right yeah terrible yeah terrible terrible they're all bad bits Terry's the announcer learns yeah what if the announcer learns rules if we do that it would be great Too complicated.

And Patrick makes an appeal that his arm was hit when he threw it, and that's why the past came up so true. Now, why did Romo just say it's real? Try to follow this. He just randomly just says, it's real, like it's an alien or something. Lost the down. Third down. And Patrick makes an appeal that his arm was hit when he threw it,

and that's why the past came up so true. So what happens is you have to be outside the pocket. So he knows he's about to get hit right there in the pocket. Okay, whatever all that is, as he's trying to go through the replay, what they're not doing is telling you that Mahomes is over there saying the ball got tipped. The ball got tipped. That's a grounding roll, right? They threw a grounding because it was no one in the area,

but it's pretty clear that if the ball had stayed on its path, it would have at least been in the area, but it was tipped. So now we've got to try to get. the whole crew involved. I think they're going to overturn their own call and bring it back to third and seven. Let's bring in Gene Steritoris for his interpretation. You guys ready? It's very unique, Jim.

You know, we know that you can review a pass interference not if the ball is tipped. All right, what does that even mean? That means because if a ball is tipped, then they will pick up a pass interference, right? It's not really a review, but they will talk about it. So out of the gate, it's confusing. Very unique, Jim, you know, and we know that you. You can review a pass interference, not, if the ball is tipped. In this scenario, Hoyt definitely touches that pass,

and we see a receiver breaking to an area that looks like Patrick Mahomes is throwing to. I don't see why we would not be able to review something there because where this football lands is in direct, you know, related directly to the fact that the ball got tipped. So in the area, it got, that gets moved around now because of a tipped ball. And I think that's what Andy is pleading to with Carl Schult. Jeffers right now. What?

Andy is not happy. After discussion, there's no reviewable aspect on the play. It is third down. So, Gene, this is not something that can be overturned. Why is Gene there then? Yeah, with the intention of grounding,

you know, Jim, I've been around for almost 30 years in this business. this is the first time that I have seen a play like that. My question would be, though, if you're throwing the ball in the area of a player and a tipped football change that, I would like it to be reviewable. That's great. We weren't doing Gene's wish list for the rules. Is he only able to comment on things he has seen in a game?

You would think, yeah, like, he is not able to comment on like other rules that he just hasn't seen. Things could come up, you know? So as his career went on, the first time he saw him. He didn't know how to call a touchdown. The first time he saw a forward pass, he was like, oh, she's, yeah. What is this? Is that legal?

Whoa. Now two plays I'm familiar with. So he would like it to be reviewable. He just doesn't know. And rather than at the beginning. So Andy Revers just told, look, you just can't review that no matter what. No matter what happened, if we didn't see the tip pass. Yeah.

And Mahal just complained about it. There's nothing you can do. Sometimes, yeah. I want the officials on the field to get Jean in their ear and then it's like, ah, fuck that guy. Now, we ain't doing it. Yeah, Gene's saying he doesn't know. What do we do?

Gene's saying he doesn't know. So instead of Gene just right out of the gate saying, I don't know, he just talked for like 70 seconds straight. Just word salad. Let's raise the stakes. Raise the stakes a little bit. And the little man that's in like the little hobble that's doing the officiating. If he gets it wrong, you dunk him into like a shark tank.

Yeah, something. You hit a button and the floor drops out. And you're like, sorry, Gene. A little accountability. And then they go back to him. Yeah, well, I think they should be able to. I don't see really why not that's just your thoughts

I think I think Pereira is the best at it because he will openly just be like yeah those idiots got it wrong I don't know Gene is not that guy right now Gene's just he's just kind of there and with Tony it's just an insane broadcast you can hear Nance kind of losing

interest more and more I love it when are the masters all right Well, what do you guys think of the time change? Yeah. We didn't do our obligatory complaining about it. That's what, doesn't every radio show and just person in the world?

Yeah, parent. Do the obligatory complaining. I'm supposed to complain extra about it. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I got, let me tell you something. I'm trying to get to four, four, and one. There's one thing on my mind right now. And it's 500.

All right, well, thanks, Machine. We'll do this again next. This week, perhaps. See, Mike. Okay. Good boys. Love you. Bye, Mike.

Bye, love. Before we go to break, just a quick plug for Lone Star Beer, because they're going to be at our stream tonight. All the streams are powered by Lone Star Beer and Lone Star Light. And if you like this awesome hat I have on right now, you can get this or other merch at LoneStarBeer.com. Use the code Dumb Zone 21 and get 21% off your own. merchandise. We say it in jest, but a great idea for a gift, Dan. People don't know. They've got six merch at Lone Star. You give a hat or a shirt away. Someone would be like, damn, I don't even know they had this. So you've been saying that stuff in jest that the holidays are approaching because

And now I'm going to get serious. Yeah, let's step back a little bit. So what I want to let you know is going to be going on during this break. Now this isn't for the audio listeners, which is the most people we have are audio listeners. The dumb zone. version of running man. Yeah, so this goes on, boy, I should put a camera, get a little gimbal behind him. No, yeah, I just should stream it myself.

We didn't think about that. So the audio version, Blake will cut out the YouTube break. When we're on YouTube, though, we have like a 10-minute break. It's 10 minutes, exactly. We'll air a couple spots in there, maybe just some music and pictures of the studio.

we eat and go to the bathroom and all that. So it's a 10-minute break, one break a day. And so the question is, can I go from the Game Day Men's Health Studio to the Wren Tower where the potbelly is located? Pick up pot-belly and get back here before we're back from break. The problem is Ren Tower recently has closed all of the doors on this side and the side. only on the farthest from where we are at Fox 4 building can you get into the rent tower they've just recently changed that to make us walk farther I believe in you

so I just realized also that I've drank a half gallon of water this morning and a pot of coffee very weak coffee that all goes to and I haven't I've really got to go to the bathroom same so can I do that in this filibuster can I do that can I run and get pot belly in 10 minutes. Find out next. If you remember for my half birthday... I don't want to go.

No, keep going. This rules. This guy's awesome. Keep going. In April... Naturally. I requested a heart attack man joke, punchline, or the joke. Oh, wow. He says, Heart Attack Man delivered the punchline.

And so he now needs the joke. So what we'll have, I've got the audio from that exchange. This is phenomenal. Yes. So Heart Attack Man today, could you deliver the joke? And then I will play the April birthday read. Yes. All right.

Little Johnny asks his mother, where do babies come from? And his mother says, well, the stork brings them. Okay, and that is the joke. Let's see. Let's go back to April 25th. Okay, this one is a little controversial. Terry says, Dear Uncle Meat Masher. Tomorrow's my half-birthday. Terry?

Extremely, G. What are we doing? Are you three? he wants to have heart attack man one minute left will Dan make it back or the setup and then on October

I will email again and ask for the other half okay here's the punchline okay so this is magnificent again

what is the joke Heart attack, man? Little Johnny asks his mom, where do babies come from? And mom says, the stork brings them. Okay, now I will go back to April 25th. Who fucks the stork? Work this day. Okay, write that down, Lake.

Top shows. That worked out. letter than I thought it was. You're listening to The Dumb Zone. I made it. Boy, did you. Time to spare. It's our day.

But now it's just sitting there. I know. Very lucky. Some early hiccups. So you've got to have your thing to swipe to get us out. Like you can't leave the building without swiping this thing, the key card or whatever. Standing in front of the key card holder at the end of the garage with his smoking glove on. No doubt.

Was Sean Rabb, Fox 4 News. so then it's kind of a trying to get around him I'm sprinting in the garage and he's like oh sorry am I in your wet and I'm like clearly no no no dude it's fine

hey can I no no I don't want to talk I don't want to say anything run the dart which I've fallen in love with now is hindering my progress because it's going across the street there's a cop right there I'm like you know what

I'm going to jaywalk going to have to do it and then fate smiled upon me because I told you I had to run around the building well so it's all closed there's huge signs there's yellow tape they're doing construction there and there's a huge sign that says emergency exit only do not enter but I see some guy kind of looking at his phone oblivious to everything walking down the steps to go in there I'm like well I'm going to just see it'd be a draft and he walks in the the door. So I hustled on and walked in behind him. I couldn't get out that way because when I came back up, now the security guard was back there. For some reason, the security guard had been gone. The point is, I made it in plenty of time. We're feeling good. We got a sandwich. It's got plenty of mushrooms on it, I think. Now, had that dart bus hit you while you were crossing the street, you might have needed a personal injury attorney, and I've got just the place for you.

Franklin and Frankel. You're going to pimp Franco right now? Or 214, 817, 33, 33, 33, if you get hit by a bus. I had, how many numbers are in those? Three, six. I had nine of the ten numbers dialed just in case. Wow. Efficient. Just so while I'm running, and my finger is hovering above that three.

If anything hits me, the three will be hit. Don't get ripped off. Let the Frankl's take care you with their years of experience. 214, 817, 3333, 33. I have a brief new segment idea. I want you guys to ponder. Things we were fooled about. The first one that comes to mind is white rice and brown rice.

Just a load of bullshit completely. The brown's better for you? Yeah. Right. I've come to find out, I think. White is actually better for you. Yeah, there's not an approach. Yeah, there's not that big of a difference.

I thought it was because of the glycemic index. You don't even know what that means. not even close uh it's it's like how your body processes sugar that's much better answer than i expected yeah uh burger just red meat in general like i feel like we went through a 10 12 year period certainly my 20s and i'm like oh that's what i'm going to do i'm going to not eat red meat well it's a lie you think of course it is it's this this is a big why hillary lost thing we got we got too we got i don't know man we let fucking tina fay dictate culture and all of a sudden all anybody wanted to eat was fish.

Just because a couple of Instagram guys tell you how they wake up and eat red meat. Liver. I just eat liver. Like, I don't know that you're... I don't know. I think it's... And I bet you there's a lot of stuff like this that, you know, I bet a good one from your file would be that you need to shower every day. There you go.

Or wash your hair every day. I just did this. We're being lied to recycling. I just think most of the stuff we do, it's based on kind of faulty information. Yeah, my whole life is built around all of this or that way. And now I'm just kind of eating yogurt pretzels for dinner, girl dinner. That is the first thing. I almost texted Blake, girl dinner, when I was just eating trail mix for dinner.

I almost texted you the other day when the freaking Cheerios came out at 9.30. This is the first. PM? Yeah. Your wife's eating cereal? We had dinner two hours ago. This is the first day. in November that we are doing

a program. You remember last time we did a show. It was October. So let's do this. It's that time of the month. It's time for the dumb zones monthly business review. And now the king of all

note takers, here's Blake Jones. Thanks, Rob. All right, let's review October. There's a lot here. Because, of course, Halloween is in the month of October, and that brings us our one and only

bad bit for the month, which was dressing up the kids in the NICU for Halloween. And I got a little backlash because we all kind of mocked it, and somebody in the chat said something about, you know, those nurses have a heavy job. Like, let them dress up the kids. And I thought, parents are not having a great time either, and you're just decorating your kid. Should we be thinking more? about the nurses than the kids what we're saying i would i would say lean towards think about the kids and the parents who were actually suffering did you ask your nurse wife no i don't care about her opinion

yeah and also yeah she's not listening he's got a great scene like your scene unlike my scene i'm sure that the parents have to opt in it's not like they're like hey you know uh hey we use that hole in your objection for a bit we put a flag we put a fish hook in it yeah yeah we may Yeah, I bet you have to opt in, but... But if you show up and your kid is Charlie Brown and you had no idea, that's not cool? No. In the NICU, it's... That's a serious scene.

Let's not do bits in the NICU. With, like, don't they put them in, like, a little sexy cheerleader? Sexy. Yeah, there's... Sexy incubated baby. One just had a name tag, it said Jordan Hudson on it. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

sexy fit and all that. Yeah, future future wife of Phil Pellecheck. Yeah, that's a bad bit. Very. Let's check the time capsule. I like this one.

This is from October 3rd. Jake says Michael Rubin is the next Epstein takes the under of five years before he gets caught. Keep an eye on it. Who's Michael Rubin? He's the head of fanatics. The all-white party. And he's the one who has the all-white.

party every year, which just, I don't care. Like the owner of the Clippers. Does he have a party like that, too? Yeah. Well, this is the one. They showed it on that TV show. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, this is a, Donald Sterling.

Yeah. Ruben has it for all the players and all the sports that are fanatics affiliated. Des used to go, Micah's a big Michael Rubin guy. And there's something fishy there. Look out for it. Let's see. October 24th. Jake and Dan thinks Mark Sanchez will come back from this.

I don't think he will. Man, that is short-sighted, dude. This country loves a comeback story if it's the right person, and it's the right situation. It's Mark Sanchez. It's not worth to squeeze. And then finally, while the vibes are high, everyone loves George Pickens right now. But he's going to go through a holdout. There'll be a franchise tag drama over the off season, so we're going to monitor that.

We predicted that? Yeah. Because his agent is the same as Micah's. They've really put themselves in a tough spot here. I don't know if it's the right thing to do to franchise or bring it back or what, but they're going to get destroyed publicly if they don't. Because what are they going to do? You're going to go draft one?

Okay. Is that going to work out year one? The problem is just the way they've been in the past. If they just had any consistent way of doing things, they could say, we're franchising you, and that's that. Right. Don't show up. Go ahead and not show up.

Let's see. That's the whole thing. The Steelers did it with Levyon Bell. And his career was essentially over, right? Your fantasy team knows that. Yeah. Like, just because that's how they deal with stuff. And you should have dealt with Zeke that way.

Like, absolutely. Just stay away. Let's see if you are actually going to not take paychecks. I don't think you are. Again, man, think about all the running backs that they've scouted and developed since they gave Zeke that deal. Pollard was here. Yeah.

They had Pollard. No, they didn't need to do that with Zeke. You just say, hey, we're playing this out. You're very good, but... Because they had themselves convinced this is the year we're going to win... Like every other year, we're going to win the Super Bowl this year. We've got to have this guy. If we don't have all these pieces together, we're not going to win it.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, let's do this because people like it. Things Dan and Jake want Hey, what did we say yesterday on, off the air? Remember me telling you something I want, we want? Yeah, I'll think about it. All right.

Damn. Well, here's what you said on the air. We said we wanted to have PLEs. Kind of have them. Bingo. I paid off. Got another one coming at the end of the month. And P does not stand for Premiere.

I have written down here Premiere. But it's, Clayton says premium. Yeah, Clayton says, The wrestling things are called premium live events, and I swear the day that he said it, it was premiere. We all think premiere, and it sounds cool. It does, but... Maybe let's keep it premiere.

And no, yeah. It's our own thing. And no one will know that we took it. We thought of it. Jake wants people's Tom Thumb Cowboys jerseys. Bro. I just a picture. We saw some good ones at the Cowboy game in Denver. Yeah, yeah.

It's great to see them at the games themselves or any bits you have, but wearing them to the store. is my favorite thing because people who aren't cowboy fans anymore or never were just have a jersey they got at Ross or Goodwill or that they had from 15 years ago and all of a sudden some guy who hasn't watched the NFL in 10 years is buying groceries in a Vinnie Testa Verdi jersey is very funny to me and yesterday I took my son with me to go grocery shopping and I didn't feel I put my jersey on so I just put the kid Micah jersey that I have on him and I went did my girl you get it I did my grocery shopping and I got up to the front just talking cash shit I was like oh yeah Pete my man's

jersey pointed down I was like discount he goes they play tomorrow bro oh I thought you get it on sunday it's got to be game day you know what was even worse make them put the stuff back as I was wallowing in that like god how did I now these guys think I don't know anything about sports the guy bag and grocery goes jerry needed another day and the guy the guy both high school age. The guy at the cashier now goes, he had to make another dumb financial decision. Oh yeah. And I'm like, this could not have gone worse. I paid full price. I made Carter put on this dumb jersey that makes me sad. I bought way more than I normally would because I was like, well, hell, I'm here for the 10% discount. That was 20 bucks. And I had to endure

small talk, sports talk. That's rough. On my Sunday. They're dunking on you. Brutal, brutal day. Also, Jake wants companies hold music. Been getting some good ones. Good. Yep. All right, let's do Kim Spins. Chup Spins. You're up to 563. Four new ones in the month.

It's exciting. Let's just pick a couple here. Marty Schottenheimer. We don't know for sure that this is true, but we had word that that Marty had some road dogs. Like, he would say.

There was a guy who said he used to go to a bar in Kansas City, and there was a lovely bartender that worked there, and Marty would send her on away games. And then he was possibly had knocked up running back Greg Hill's girlfriend during a season, leading maybe to his demise. Are these things even kept spins when it's pro athletes? Pro athlete was cheating on his wife. No.

That one really was only because it rose to the level of Greg Hill. Like some guy was like, hey, that was the rumor back when I was. was a Chiefs fan is that he actually knocked up Greg Hill's uh I mean just imagine how funny that would be dude and he had to deny it like he was asked about it and that to me is probably close to the level but you're right uh how about Baron Davis just the fact that he was he was trying to get mouth cancer on his bee beard from Laura Dern, right? Yeah.

He's trying to Michael Douglas, Laura Dern's HPV box. And then let's end with Lou Williams. Oh, yes. Leaving the bubble, breaking quarantine to go get wings at a strip club, Magic City, in fact, in Atlanta. You guys remember wearing masks and stuff? Yeah. I didn't mind the mask.

I didn't mind it. It's just I have, it's almost like a memory hold it. I'm going to walk into this store, but I've got to have a mask on it. A picture showed up on my phone the other day of me and you and Doree and Finney Smith. And we're both wearing masks and he's not. Okay. That was a fun interview. Those are Kim Spins.

Only one Jake has a buddy this month. Jake has a buddy who's a Marine who said the military takes cost of living into your pay. They do. That's cool. why the government's broke. Because they pay for you to live. A lot of anchored phrases. Okay.

Cut of your jib. Really good one. Muffed punt. Much to your chagrin. Taken a back. Whole shebang. No cranny. No frills.

Country bumpkin. Concerted effort. Caddy Corner nondescript. We're basically just a regular old public radio show now. All these English lessons. Only one short in word Dispo for dispensary. I saw that a few times in Denver.

Yeah. Places actually write that out. Let's do this. It's back after a couple months. Dan fights with his wife. It's my favorite. And this month was Dan put pink pants in with the darks.

You assume they were colored? I just thought... Pink's a color. pink is a color you shouldn't put it in with the whites especially if you put red in with the white then everything becomes pink then where do you put those the stink yep you don't have to like it i didn't like it okay uh let's see things that are back Columbus day oh yeah that's right Italians and then I've started I've started keeping track of this. It's the why Hillary lost list. Ooh, this is good, yeah.

Anytime you just make mention, this is why she lost, this is why Hillary lost. I've begun writing these down. I've got a pretty good start as this list started in October. The first, Joy Behar. Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's the view. And really, Hillary's kind of just an avatar for Joy Behar. are, right? A woman who's telling you things

you shouldn't be doing and what she doesn't like about it. Loudly. The next is Katie Nolan and Pablo Torrey. And maybe there's some people out there, like, they don't understand this list. What does he mean? Just listen to this

audio, and it should make it clear. If it plays, and it won't. That's okay. So we're going to restart. I had some thoughts. Yeah, it's just, it's the presentation, you know?

No, this is good. Hold on. Hello, by the way. Hi, is there chocolate all over my face? Did you also have a protein bar of some kind? No, just as Snickers. I called this a protein bar. I said, this is a granola bar. I had an espresso and a protein bar within five minutes of each other,

and I'm a little woozy. This is a matter of just like what's going on up here. Thank you. What's happening and why is it sitting like that? That's bad enough. It is so hard to perfectly engineer a piece of audio to make your testicles recess into your body. I actually feel like someone kicked me in the scrotum. Dan, don't eat that sandwich too fast.

You might get a little woozy. Yeah, Pablo Tori, I do think he does good work, but yeah, be a producer, dude. Don't talk on the air. We don't want to hear you and see you. It sucks so bad when somebody who's so good at something like that is just such a flaming asshole. Just watching him on Twitter, it's so hard. Well, I won a Peabody. Did you know that?

I guess you're not a two-time Peabody Award winning. You're no, that should be three. Has he said that? Yeah, remember when he was on with Bill Simmons because they were battling about, and then he took it? I guess I could just refer to my Peabody. Right. Just all the awards that he's won. It just don't seem like real.

people. And to round out the list, Seth Myers, Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and the first non-gendered passport are all reasons why Hillary lost. Is it the eradication of breast cancer awareness month? Because now

it's just... No, it's that we got cancer participation trophies. That that's just a sign of a weak culture, that we couldn't even focus on one cancer without everybody being like, what about my cancer? Right. Then Dilbert. Hacked into D'O burrito.

Then let's end with this. General Observations. Dan wasn't here for this, but this was amazing, because on the second of the month, we learned that the Dallas Wings make groups performing the national anthem by 75 tickets to the game. Yeah, I was later informed that this practice,

while unsavory, is fairly common in minor league sports. and possibly even some some other pro sports if they struggle with ticket sales. It does sound really gross and the group in question that they were asking to perform the anthem for said they've done it for the Rangers

multiple times and the Rangers give them tickets for doing it, not require them to purchase women's basketball tickets to sing the anthem. Yeah, I'd always picture to trade. Like, we need someone to do this. Will you come do it? Right.

Does that mean one of us could sing the anthem? If we buy enough tickets? Yeah. That'd be really funny. Bet payoff? That should be a bet. And you go out there and just do Borat. You're like, from my home country, I'll do mine first.

We had a guy on who ran the Taco Bell 50K. That was cool. And we invited him to stay on through the rest of the news. I haven't talked to him since. And he promptly left. That's all right. In the moment, I made a poor call. It happens.

October 7th, dance-billed yoga on his shorts. I didn't know. The point is that I didn't know until hours later that I... And you would talk to... I forgot to change my shorts. Yeah. It's a hot neighbor. Was that my neighbor?

Yeah. Mm. And their kids. Daddy. It's the big hat cum man. Was he making a baby? October 10th, Shottie... You can have little shorts?

We've been tracking this. Shottie will ask himself a question just to answer it in his press conference. He set a record on October 10th with three. Allocate things to people I trust. Why was Ryan Feeder such an important hire for me? Because I knew I could hand off the game management stuff and not have to be stressed about it.

I would hear his voice. Why was Clayton Adams such an important hire for me? I knew I wouldn't have to sit in every run game meeting. Why was Matt Iberflue such an important hire for me? me. I knew that the defense would be, you know, a well-thought-out scheme with the principles that I believe in and things like that. Yeah, let's revisit that one. You might want to claim ignorance there.

Because Iberful has been here for a while. You definitely could just shove that off. Like, they knew him. I don't know. Yeah, he worked here before, apparently, Jerry. Yeah, and he's great. He's great. I don't know.

I put these pieces together. Got a beard. Let's see, Dan also spilled rice on his shirt in this month. Yeah Oh yeah He was looking dandruffy Okay the neighbor one was the rice Wasn't it

It was like just a big clump sitting there And I don't know The shorts was your cleaning lady The cleaning lady saw my shorts She liked it She liked what she saw She'll be back Um

October 10th Jake breaks into the show With sports mayor Stepping down Yeah Oh yeah Probably by the end of the day Yeah

Got to leave no one else has i uh i think two things about this one uh i'm gonna claim that i'm why he didn't step down oh okay and two yeah i i've been getting a lot of stuff wrong lately and i've often said that people who are perceived to be like left of center should just embrace everything like trump just say it doesn't matter like people will reply to a tweet like you don't have that totally right no yeah i do do you're wrong never admit that you're wrong if you could be 20% right 80 it's a good bit have some of the facts wrong no you're wrong your fault you're wrong it's fun it's a lot more

fun that way it really frustrates people but and spell it why oh you are wrong and don't ever correct that no don't acknowledge that either that's a funny bit october 14th dan said he had a buddy pushing saltwater pools on him years ago yeah that used to be the the thing. I swear people were getting him left him right. Oh yeah. Yeah. October 17th, Jake actually got mad at Dan for picking the food spread for the Cowboys game stream.

Oh yeah, I included him this week. You got to pick your pizza. Mm-hmm. That Conne Rosa will be cooking tonight. He let me pick one that I would eat. If you're at the stream tonight and you like you want any mushroom or plant-based sausage, you're in luck. Dan and Jake thought it was illegal to drive barefoot

I still think that Are you saying it's not? There's no way You've confirmed that? You didn't confirm it You just think you know You're an idiot It is all you were going

Swarving back there Let me see your feet I'm telling you man No you got shoes on, okay There's something about shoes No I don't think so And the law

It's hot when you see You don't know shoe law It is hot when you see a foot out the window though Like somebody just chilling so hard They got the foot up Let's play that video, Clayton You played this for us from the New York City mayoral debate Okay, gentlemen, New York City loves its parades

And the mayor is often front and center You have all said that you want to be mayor for all New Yorkers So will you march in all the parades That mayors have traditionally marched in Or are there any that you would boycott? Mr. Slewa? I think a mayor has a responsibility, whatever possible, the march in parades, to celebrate whatever that parade is performing as. I've been a grand marshal of the Pulaski Day parade.

I was proud to celebrate my Polish heritage. Are there any that you would boycott, though? I just need to move this along. Excuse me? Would you boycott any of the city's parades? No, I would not boycott any parade. Mr. Cuomo, would you boycott? To be available to all racial, ethnic, and religious groups.

No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't unless they discriminated. Okay. Mr. Mamdani. There are many parades that I would not be attending because I'd be focusing on the work of leading this city. Which parades? I've already missed a number of those parades because I've been trying to speak to as many work as possible. Okay.

I don't have the list of all the parades I've missed. Wow, that's a lot. Are there, let me ask you this. Are there any parades that don't exist that you think should? Mr. Mammondani? I haven't thought much about parades, to be honest. Mr. Cuomo? I have not thought.

I don't even know what parades. parade doesn't exist. It could be for anything. Mr. Sliwa? Every parade has the right to exist in New York City. I would ask you, thank you. Mr. Mondan, would you, thank you. Would you protect the Christopher Columbus statues that exist here in the city?

I'm telling you, my focus is on affordability. I'm not thinking about that. Well, you're not answering the question. You're not answered. That's so good. So S&L did a skit on that debate. And it was horrible. It was not good.

and the reason being is that real like it's like when they do Trump skits they really can't especially if they're going to do anything like real if they do a Trump skit with the Trump guy and talk about Scooby-Doo that's okay if they actually try to you know do something regarding policy or something he's really said it's just terrible and I think the same thing here that was so funny that was funnier than anything SNL could come up with so don't do it Yeah. Don't say, well, now let's parody it. Let's parody the thing that's hilarious. No, and I think James Austin Johnson has said that before. The guy they have to do Trump now is, it's way funnier if it's silly. If it's silly. Getting up there and talking about immigrants as Trump is not all that funny.

I'll tell you what is funny. Trump talking about it. Right. So don't try, you know. Those guys, that was the best thing. I mean, all parades have a right to exist. I heard Brunich talking about this with his wife on their podcast, and it was very funny, just them. Just the whole thing is hilarious.

Yeah. Like, what are we doing? And what's the moderator? Like, this is what we're worried about? And she's also pushy about it. Yeah. Hey, come on, moving along with the answer. Which parades do you think don't exist?

What about, yeah, hypothetical parade. Which couldn't make sense somebody. You're on the clock. It doesn't exist. Make up the parade that you wouldn't go to. And, like, the Nazi, the KKK parade? Trans KKK parade. The trans, like, what are you not?

Yeah. Like, that's what she's going for, right? I gotcha. Yeah. They're like, ah, yeah. Oh, he'd boycott the... It's all hilarious. It is.

And then we have a lot from Denver. First, leading off with Dan finds out that Denver's north of Dallas. Northwest. I knew it was west. Halfway, he was halfway Right A little farther north I thought he was a little bit north

But not like that Three first for Dan on the trip First trip to Buckees Trader Joe's and Ross Wow man Denver has so much Yep You can have it all

I went to some local Yeah Some local flavor in Denver Went to a Denver Taco Bell It's great Uh then let's see Oh Dan Scooter

back from the Airbnb from the game through Denver's rough part of town it's called the hood yeah that scooter stayed there the rest of the time

we were there I know I thought I was parking there on purpose like to let you guys know here's my scooter yeah

and then I thought they would like in Dallas they had people drive around at night and collect the scooters and then charge them up I don't know what they do in Denver

lazy and then someone tweeted at us and got my Twitter handle wrong and said they tagged a Blake Jones who is a porn streamer. Oh yeah, she wants to come on the show, I think. I don't know if we can show that on YouTube, but if we want to talk to her, that's, we can probably do that.

Do we want to get the porn, Blake Jones? Well, yeah, she replied to one of our clips and said, I watched this episode, I can offer you all discount code, so if you'd like a discount code for her. Just a discount? Would you... Would you... Would you... Would you, like, you know my rule on watching porn.

It can't have one of my daughter's names, can't be the actress. Like, would you watch Blake Jones? Oh, he's not even able to get to five seconds in the video that excites him so much. Yeah, would I, yeah, I have. She's lovely. Oh, okay, you've already been there. Was I gone this day? You don't remember the Blake Jones porn?

No, I remember. I remember recently us, there being a Dan McDowell on Twitter. Yeah, Daniel. Daniel McDowell. He's like a professor. He's awesome. Now, this was Monday in Denver. Yeah, barely.

Okay. I'm going through it after the Cowboys lost, I guess. Maybe. And then finally, the last thing we have here in the NBR is I've... What's that handle? X underscore Blake Jones underscore X. Okay. Yeah.

We played the heart attack man joke during the break That was awesome The six month long joke Yeah Yeah But you tease something in Denver that we never got to Me And we've been waiting on it

We wanted to hear from the female referee Oh man Dude how did we forget female referee I don't know why wouldn't Blake tell me like yesterday While I had a weekend to get the audio ready I don't have it ready We'll have it. We'll have it. We still got it in the chamber.

Whenever. Email referee. Well, we do have a bye week next week. Do you know how we plan like a thousand things for the by week? Oh, my God. We write that on the biweek list? Female ref? Yeah.

Or female Blake Jones? I'm not positive, guys. Next week is female week. I'm not positive that this is what, this is, I don't think this is a born lady. Oh, folks. The ref or Blake? Blake. Blake.

I just want to be clear. Oh, now you're going to be... No, I'm not. You're going to be hating. I'm just probably not going to... What's your evidence? Well, click on the link tree. So 18 spicy content, pansexual...

That's not transsexual. What does that mean? No, it's not. It just means you're all over the map. But there's a couple photos in there that... Yeah, but that's... But whatever. Attracted to people, regardless of their sex or gender.

And you know what? I'm borderline that. I thought that's bi-nary. What do you mean? You need to open your mind. Bisexual, though. What's bisexual? That's just limiting it to two. Oh, PAN is like whatever you want to call yourself, I'm in. Let's go. Yeah. Just click on the link tree there. I'm not on a link tree. No, I'm talking a boik. Yeah, I'm doing my own research. I think they had breast cancer.

And why do you know so much about that? Do we call her there? If you want to be Pan? Pan? Pam? Is it Pam sexual? Pam? Pan.

I think I can help out. Anyways. There's an M in there. I do remember this now because they were going to go on a horny tour and go to all 50 states. Horny. The Blake Jones is? Yeah. Where's she them at now?

I don't know. Oh. Do you want to have them on? I don't... Las Vegas. There's your NBR. This week's NBR or this month ends with Blake realizing that he

yurked it to... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a quiet hall. Sort of falls over. Blake Jones's NBR. Whatever, man. Business review.

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the $20,000 account we don't need to lose anymore yeah okay yeah I guess you do learn as you go There you go. You know, Shottie might be a little more aggressive tonight. God, man, I was getting so mad yesterday. First of all. About what? I think the Lions, or excuse me, the Vikings scored twice, I think, on fourth down. The Chiefs converted all number of insane fourth downs yesterday.

The Bears had four people catch a touchdown pass or throw a touchdown and went for a number of fourth downs. I don't know. The Colts went for a bunch. The Colts definitely did As per usual Anyways We're going to start with I don't know

Maybe this should just become their Their Their theme song here Blake Oh well Oh no Another one Selina High School has another coach on leave Oh really?

Yeah It's related to a coach's time when they were in the Melissa school district. But now everything is coming out of the old woodwork. Hey, we're going to Melissa Friday, right? Is that this week? I think so. Yeah, we are.

Okay, we can get to the bottom of this whole thing. Yeah. So this guy was hired in Salina at the start of the year at the time. There was no evidence of an active or past investigation linked to his teaching time. He came from Melissa. they, Salina, learned of allegations that he may have been involved in inappropriate conduct

while working in Melissa. So I guess how this works now is I mean, it feels like a lot to say that it's like the Bill Cosby situation or something because it can't be that many people. Tiger. Yeah, but it is a bit, like, this guy's been staring at his phone.

Like the first thing happened, then the drunk. lady got arrested Friday. Like now, what are they doing? Scouring their whole lineup? They must be. Seeing what's what? Yeah, would you come from again?

What happened before you got here? A quick labor story. I put a couple of images in there for you, Clayton. I saw on Thursday that the legendary Casa Bonita in Colorado was undergoing a labor strike. That's the... That's why we couldn't get in. South Park restaurant. It is.

And a listener, the same listener, who went on the Denver fake ghost tour with his parents, sent me a video of him going down to the Casa Bonita Strike. And it was awesome. There was a garage band playing, because, of course, there is. It's Denver. Anytime seven guys get together, they have to have a band. So they're like Portland? Yeah.

So there's guys out there jamming. And at first I was looking at it like. Denver, Portland, and your dad. It's retirement community. Oh, yeah. Three places to see old dudes. For sure. And Halloween night.

Graying ponytail. Maybe a night for that, too, if you're going to throw together the old garage band. But no, I didn't even think of this because I've never been, but most of the people there are not waiters. They're performers. And I guess they have, you know, they've got a, it's a little more serious job than being a waiter. and they struck and they struck and they got they got an agreement better working conditions better pay well good that's what we want right i was kind of surprised he even got to that fact

you know just what i think of matt and tray yeah that they'd probably be pretty fair yeah Give them an inch, though. They want a mile. Yeah, that's true. Another story coming out of Monkey Gate between New Orleans and Mississippi, still not exactly sure why those monkeys where they were. Mississippi where they were found is not exactly close to Tulane, but one of the monkeys that was still on the loose was shot and killed Sunday morning by a woman who feels. beard for the safety of her children. This woman was in Mississippi, and Sunday morning, her 16-year-old

son runs in and says, I think I saw a monkey running around outside our home. She says, I did what any other mother would do to protect her children. I shot it, and it just stood there, and I shot it again, and that's when he fell. Hardcore. That should have been shot his wife. Oh, I know, right? Just blasting the owl. she said that she and other residents had been warned that these monkeys might carry diseases so she shot the monkey just blast it

do you feel like that's overreacting like where were they what was the scene I mean it sounds like it's like the country kind of it's in your front yard it says it's in the yard yeah like what if you just go inside and call

like is it going to get in I doubt it right there's no way but I suppose if you've been reading on the news what animal control is doing is killing all them then you might as well

just go ahead and have some fun right yeah I mean it probably does scratch that itch and yeah I guess they are escaped from the lab

they're dripping with Ebola just oozing oozing ebola. You got like four arms, two legs. Are their legs considered arms? That's a good question. What do you think, Blake?

Because they have thumbs, right? On their feet. I think monkeys have legs. But they have opposable thumbs on their feet. So they're like arms. man was uh suspected uh after being arrested of stealing over thirty seven thousand dollars in merch from 23 target stores across north texas he was eventually arrested at his home in watoga he attempted to rob the target in watoga friday night around five o'clock employees called

and said that a man had gotten away with over twelve hundred dollars in legoes which I don't know if you've checked but Legos are expensive Man that's one of That's one of Like a hundred bucks a box or something That's one of James Austin Johnson's best ones

When he's doing It's on January 6th I wonder if I could find this When he's talking about if you go home We can get there There's every reason That you should be angry right now I know you're angry

But go home Come home and get in our big bed you can come into the master bedroom and lay with me in the big nice bed if you go home right now everything was stolen you have every right to be violent but don't be violent i know that you're angry right now but don't do karate chops and don't do spin kick and don't do punches or or any of it but do guns and do knives but go home and come up with me Listen, you are a special boy, and you're beautiful, and daddy loves you very much. And your daddy loves you an extremely great deal.

And if you go home right now, I promise you, you can have a Lego set. If you go home right now, we're going to, you know what, on the way home for us to get in a big bed together, and we are going to watch SpongeBob Movie. SpongeBob Movie. On the way home, we're going to stop my target, and you can pick out a Lego set. up to $30 this time. And everybody knows that $30 got you a pretty kick-ass Lego set in the 90s, okay? And I know it's a smaller Lego set these days, but it's at least a car, a spaceship, a vehicle, with two many figures, okay?

2999, and not a penny more. That's when it gets funny. Legos, your Lego money doesn't go as far as it used to. So is this the guy buying stuff returning it or? You know, it doesn't say, it says that they, when they arrested him, they found him with, like I said, $37,000 in other merchandise narcotics, a weapon. So there's no proof of him trying to return it, but he had eight outstanding felony warrants for theft. We're doing supermarket sweep at Target.

What are we hitting? What's the most expensive thing at Target? I don't know the most expensive thing, but I definitely know that if you want to, your pound-to-pound, like blenders, Ninja Creamy, like the crazy espresso machine. Can you spend 100 on one of those? 600. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.

You go over there to the stuff. Yeah, because you want to be able to fit the most. It can't be just one big giant, obviously the electronics. Yeah, but even the electronics, a lot of that's bulky. You know, a TV, what are you going to do with that? Right. Now, a curing is heavy, but they're small. You know, mixers, things like that.

Headphones. That's a good one. You can get some pretty expensive headphones. Police say that they believe the man is part of a retail theft ring operating in Texas and Oklahoma. So, I mean, yes, there's no proof he was trying to resell it, but he's part of a ring. Don't you just, I don't know, don't you just sometimes wonder,

like, you were. as great as your life is, you do really make it predictable and controlled and I like a little taste of the juice, but there's just guys out there living, their life is just like, I've got to rob three targets this week. And I've already done it 27 times. Like, this is not a huge deal for me, but any one of the next ones, I'm in Wataga. It's not like I'm in the hood hood, but I'm also not the guys who broke into the Louvre. I watched the documentary, a quick CNN documentary about that this weekend. Yeah, they got caught, right?

They did get caught about seven days later because it's actually kind of interesting, but it could have been 20 minutes instead of an hour. But they got caught because they intended to incinerate their car on the way out. But they got in a hurry, kind of got sloppy, ended up having to take their back. up motorbikes but they ended up leaving the truck um but here's the thing like as i was watching it i i couldn't make myself give a shit that this stuff was missing like the the fact that they did it with a power tool and a a glass cutter and that they had a hydraulic ladder outside there's footage of them riding the ladder down on the way out it's badass but at the end of the day it's just a

bunch of people like crying about I can't believe they hang the duels we've been trying to get the jules back for a hundred I couldn't you know I couldn't do it when you're talking about like some daring hostage rescue or something or even just money but when they're just crying about these diamonds and trying to sell you on why they matter frankly $1,200 in Legos would change my life a lot more. It's important to the country. They kept billing it like that. And especially not now for France.

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It's like you, it's a great deal like if you get it in before Thanksgiving, you'll get installed before Thanksgiving. Help me out, Jake. This is where you jump in. Well, I wasn't sure which one of their deals you were going to go with. Oh, okay. But right now, yeah, but they got a lot of deals. 36 per month, zero percent financing. You can have new floors in your home for nothing down.

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Why did he text me this weekend? He loves sports. And he says Dan the man. He would start a text like that. I think that's cool. With all our longest field goal talk, Jaguars kicker Cam Little just hit an NFL record of 68 yards.

That's awesome. Just kind of keeping you in the know. Yeah. Did you reply? I was very busy yesterday. I did not. What? You don't even reply to Rick Litter?

What do you want me to reply? Like just a heart? Great info. Thumb up. Something. No, I enjoyed getting the tech. You know I'm not a real big text reply. I know, but everybody else doesn't know that.

Yeah. That's the problem. But you learn it. But if they get to the point where they can learn it. So Cam Little goes 68 in Las Vegas, right? Yes. I don't know if this counts as a bad bit or not. And I certainly condemn sexual harassment in the strongest of terms.

But there was a thing on, I don't know, I think I just have like football Twitter, but also woke football Twitter of people being like, good, get that dirtbag's name out of the record books. Like, okay, dude. Like, Justin Tucker, we're going to act like he's one of the worst guys who ever lived. Why don't we open up the books on,

I don't know, every NFL player ever, and see how you feel about the rule books. Oh, good. You don't have to acknowledge Justin Tucker anymore. He likes getting whacked off. Okay, man. Yeah, why are you excited about that? I don't know.

It was funny. I was listening to Garrett do highlights last night, and he didn't even mention him. He was like, 63 yards previously, Tom Dempsey. Like, what are we doing? Are we whack off a-thirst thing? We don't want to play that game, I don't think. No, sorry.

Well, wasn't it kind of coercing them against their will, possibly? Yeah, I mean, that's what they said. Like, and that's wrong now? No, and that is wrong, but, you know, they kept having it. back too. Also, I don't care. My point is it doesn't have anything to do with whether or not he had previously kicked a long field goal. He wasn't getting whacked

off at the time. Do they, what if they say the first 2,000 yard rusher? Do we say it's Eric Dickerson? No. Or do we say it's OJ? Yeah. Dilly dilly. So it's flooring direct DFW.com slash DZ

where they're going to send a a sales guy out to you. They'll bring their samples out to your house. Right. And that guy might be Rick Renner. And you could talk to him about the longest field goal in NFL history. Do you think it's the K-ball, these guys training? Hey, by the way,

scatter shooting. Because now I'm realizing... Wait, was that game in Vegas? Yeah. That's a high elevation I've learned. Brandon said that's the place to do it. Yeah. That's where I learned it. It's occurring to me now, we're not going to have much in the way of college football. Today?

at all, since there's a cowboy game tonight. Did you see what U&T did towards the end of their game on special teams? I texted this to Blake. But a kid waved fair catch before the ball got to him on an onside kick. Like the other team's going to try to onside kick the ball and recover it. So he's lined up hands team. And with the ball in the air, he just put his hand up and started waving it. And then the defender's like, can I hit him?

And he did. And the ref's like, penalty. Oh, wow. I don't see how they're not just going to change the rule. You can't do that, though, if you hits the ground first and bounces up, right? I don't, I should know. I'm not Gene Stereator, though. I can watch it again real quick because I texted it to Blake.

You know what I mean? Sometimes you line it like that. Because you don't, yeah, in fact, you always hit it like that. No one's ever popping up a 10-yard kick. So I guess you could fair catch that. It's so funny to see. Can you fair catch a bouncing ball? It looks like he kicked it high to me.

Unless it hit the ground right before. But either way. Like sometimes, yeah, you hit the top of it real high and then it'll... And I don't know. I feel like because I have this obsession with U.N.T.'s football analytics and their GM, I feel like this probably came from somewhere there, but I don't know. I love those little Belichick type things or somebody figured out. Are they into analytics?

Yeah, I mean, I think so. They hired a guy who was kind of from... the analytics world. U&T has a 24-year-old general manager. Really? That we have, I've become very fascinated with. A dude? A young Indian man who I don't believe played football,

but he is rising the ranks very quickly. All right, let's do some today in history. Game Day Men's Health presents. Oh, that's the studio. in history. So it's Monday, November 3rd. And on this day, in 1990, a TCU quarterback breaks the NCAA single-game passing record with 690 yards against the Houston Cougars. Who is this TCU quarterback in 1990, Blake?

Mr. TCU. You should know this. You've got purple shoes. You've got TCU shoes. You've got a TCU bag. You attended a national championship with TCU. Every year, I forget this. Casey Pahaw.

It was a little before that. I don't know. Matt Vogler. Vogs. No. What are we going to show the public your new shoes? I don't have mine today. Okay.

Yeah, they're great. match this. I thought I shouldn't wear it. It would have really looked. It looked odd to me. I'm so proud of you. Yeah. So I was like, you know what? I got blue shoes. I should just put those on today. God. It's like when you're seeing your kid. You guys like my sweatshirt? Love it. Yeah. I found this sweatshirt in my closet. I thought it was just this cool sweatshirt I once got. It's the Colorado State flag. It just looked cool and I don't know why I bought it. I was at the Ross or something. I don't know. I just saw. On this day in 1996, a legendary Eagles Cowboys game where Troy Aikman throws an interception in the end zone.

And James Willis, along with Troy Vincent, had the longest combined return in history, 104 yards. Is it a game where Mike got hurt? No, this is 96. Okay, my bad. Irvin got hurt in 99. Okay. Let's say. I was there at the game he got hurt.

We, it was a ticket, like a, some kind of a promotion where we did a flyaway. You could go to a game. And so Bob and Dan went to this game, and it was on a really tiny plane, like so tiny that we had to stop in. trying to remember the name of the town in Kentucky to refuel on the way and we had to leave at like 5.30 in the morning and this is

old go to bed at 3, Dan I didn't like it at all I wore a D-on jersey in the 500 level or 600 level or whatever that is. Anyway that was not this game though it's old Dan. This particular game

also is when Herschel Walker moved into fourth place on the all-time combined net yards list because he used to return kicks too. He had an 86-yard kickoff return in this game. So he's there starting running back and you return kicks. Better day. That's kind of awesome.

Honestly, I feel like now as we enter the era of the two running backs, more teams should try it. If you're going to have a guy who maxes out at 13, 14 carries a game. Why not have the best ball carry on your team at punt? I don't know about punt, but kick for sure now. Like, why can't Javonte return kicks?

I don't know that I trust Jaden Blue, but anyways. A big day in 2013. Three things happened on this day. One, Texans coach Gary Kubiak, Kubiak, collapses from a mini stroke while leaving the field at halftime of the game with the Colts. Also on this day,

2013, Nick Foles throws seven touchdown passes against the Raiders. Was this the year that, what's his name, gets hurt? And Nick Foles all of a sudden takes him to the Super Bowl? 2013. So this could have been the year after because he was then their starter, I think,

or the year before. Man, that feels too far back. It feels like it, but remember, they've won two Super Bowls since. Been to one. And the same day, Dolphins offensive lineman Richie Incognito is suspended for conduct detrimental to the team because he was bullying. You remember the guy's name? Jonathan Martin.

I read an article about him recently. Oh, really? Yeah. really a unsettling article like one of those ones and maybe this is good because this is just how life is and there's nothing clean and tidy about it but you go into it thinking that you're going to read

like the Jonathan Martin has found his second life and is over all this and that's not it at all like it ruined him and he doesn't continues to be ruined he definitely is not ruined like he is involved in okay so he got involved in the business world you tell me what is he involved

then. Oh, I don't know, real estate. Crypto. Crypto. Oh. And I think he got into crypto and like, I don't know. He goes to business school, all that sort of thing. So real estate is the one where people would be happy.

Yeah. Yeah. And, but he doesn't sound like he's just kind of over it at all. Kind of sounds like a baby about it. Is that why Hillary lost? Should we add this, Jonathan Martin? That was a wild one, man. Because we're all like, you know, I think this.

kind of just happens, but then how much is society gets thrown sideways when like moms on the Today Show and Joy Behar have to debate how you should be acting in a football locker room. That is a It doesn't work out well for anybody.

They don't want to know. We don't want them to know. Years ago, it was you know, we're going to put a broom handle up your bottom and say that's hazing and I think we should have eradicated that. But if you're just like having someone carry your pads and being mean.

Get you water sort of thing, but what do you draw the line? Des wouldn't do that. Who was that for? Roy Williams? Yeah. No, I'm not carrying his pads. I'm here to play football. If you want to trace my Dez origin story of why he's like my Jesus, I was so

tired of Roy Williams. We all were. Now you're telling me that some guy showed up and was like, yep, this guy. He's got nothing. That's all I needed to hear. And for you, Blake, on this day, in 2019 Olivia Newton

John's black leather outfit from the film Greece sells for $405,000 $400,000

at auction in Beverly Hills. Has the guy who bought that? Worn it. Used it. I mean, this shows

that people have too much money. Yeah. You certainly just shouldn't be able to buy this and then but would you have your yeah would you have your wife put this on

I was wondering that about like Rick Flair and Juggalo girl the other day yeah did they go home and make love in those outfits you have to right I think yeah oh macho man yeah yeah but

based on the conversation it seemed like they were going to keep going to another place and then that probably would end up But a lot of people had love, made love with their costumes on this weekend, didn't he? I bet so, yeah. It's a tradition unlike any other. You, Blake?

Is it all? I was working a high school football game. I wouldn't know. Is it all sad? Does anybody go home and, like, self-pleasure themselves while they're all dressed up still? God, that is one of the all-time bad beats. If you get home and you don't even take the costume off. Yeah.

Probably fall, sleep in it afterward. You wake up. Just throw the costume away. Oh, God. Just burn it. So Monday, November, or it's November 3rd, this day in Dumb Zone history. There are a lot of shows on this date. And Jake will get bad at me over some of the stuff I write down in the notes.

But it used to be worse, because in 2020, I don't know why I wrote this down, but I did. Jake likes a crunch with his sweets. Well, I mean. in what world is that in the producer manifesto why would he ever write that down i don't know if you were ever going to surprise you with a sweet i'd hey but dude but that's it you were talking the other day dan about uh you know candy and Halloween with that like me being into sweets and stuff now it's not candy it's like i said dude it's like these bags of trail mix with yogurt pretzels in them and like they make a holiday one right so it's like little pieces of peppermint bark

with peppermint yogurt pretzels F me right up bags of it peppermint's gross I respect that Do you not like the flavor or do you not like how it gets in your teeth All of it

Yeah it's like Why not just drink some Vicks vapor rub Like it's just the way You know it exudes It's flavor Yeah it's terrible I love Vicks though man That made me feel like an adult

when I was growing up, and my grandpa would have to rub it on his big barrel chest. And you'd be like, you want some? And you'd be like, yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. On this day in 2021, it was all about JFK Jr. coming back. Those people were down at the... Dude, Rose was really into that. Yeah.

Rose was telling my mom that JFK Jr. is coming back. Every day, they were gathering there. It was supposed to be November 2nd, but I think each day this week, we're just joking, like, oh, maybe he's coming back for the Eagles tonight at the evening. AAC. Checking the calendar. McDonald's released the McPlant on this day in 2021.

I have no recollection of that. How to go? Probably not well. If Dan doesn't know, then... The Mick Plant? I think you were kind of into it. It was there like... Beyond?

Yeah. That's another one. Because the Whopper Beyond burger is good. Or Impossible? Whatever. Yeah, the impossible burger. I know that that's better cholesterol-wise, but I think I've come around to my beef boys

of just saying that the impossible thing is just as bad for you. Yeah, that might be another one. It's funny because we just did this, but we had a bad bit on this day in 2021 where the guy was asking people for retweet so his son could be a Cowboys fan. What does that mean?

If this tweet gets a million retweets, then my 13-year-old will be a Cowboys fan with me. Oh, God. At least how much time. me the kids die i don't know something uh this day 2020 was the day uh we had eli manning on the show okay that was a lot of fun sm u athletic forum do you remember how we ended it no we had jub calls to fake michael irvin and talk to him why not i remember i asked him what his daily whoop strain was and laughed heartily at it that's uh and that was i wasn't even hitting up game

day at time tell you could use game day as eli manning A little baby whoop score. And in this day, in 2023, we watched as the Rangers had a world-class parade. Oh, nice. Right? In Arlington. Back down a regal row. And Jake says he'll broadcast for 24 straight hours that the Cowboys ever win a Super Bowl.

Dude, you won't be able to stop me. Think about it, dude. Yeah, it's an easy thing to say. I know that I go on about this a lot, but it is insane. How lucky they've been to get both of those quarterbacks over two. decades and win so many games and not advanced to an NFC championship. That gives me hope. Right, the Browns are one thing.

The FN universe is on the side of this coming around to my favor. It all starts tonight. Back to you, Dan. This could be the year, man. Like right now, the NFC is wide open. What are you, Seattle? They're going to be in the one seat? Real talk.

I don't know if you enjoy the playoff simulator thing. It's the New York Times athletic. You know I love if the playoffs started today. It really comes down to they're going to have to beat a couple of the teams that they're not supposed to. Yeah. And that's it. I don't know. You get the buy, kind of get straight.

I like what I'm hearing. Shottie's staying at the condo. Hell yeah, he's at that condo. All right. Other birthdays today, Connor McGovern is 28. Which one? The Buffalo Bill. Is he ours?

No, he's the jet. Former cowboy Connor McGovern is on the Buffalo Bills. Are you sure about that? Yep. Okay. Because there's two Connor McGoverns that both played guard. I'll fight you. Tarek Abdul Wahad is 51.

He played 18 games for the Mavs. It was paid $24 million. Damn. What was this? I mean, I know that it was like he was a malcontent, but do you have like a 60-second dossier on that for me? I remember Cuban at least off the air would bag on him. It was like a throw-in in a trade or something,

and it was just a contract thing. Like once they talked Keith Van Horn. Keith Van Horn into coming out of retirement so they could pay him something so they can include him in a trade for money to match up. Like it's real weird. Yeah. But I feel like that's why they got Wahad.

And then, yes, I think he was just a drain on everyone. Colin Kaepernick is 38. Working out. Working out. Oh, man, I don't miss those days. You're going to tell me Davis Mills is better than Colin Kaepernick? Man, that was a bummer yesterday. I pulled for the Texans.

Kyle Seeger is 38. Corey's brother Kenny Goladay is 32 He had like a minute Big time For the Giant Like He was Detroit

Detroit But then when he went to the Giants I thought he was always disappointing with Detroit And then like for the Giants He had like a minute Or a few games We were like oh okay

I thought it was the other way around Was it? Yeah because Stafford would always hit him deep And he went to the Giants and sucked Let's see what this is Coach beat the Tennessee Titan. Matthew Stafford. Kenny Galloway.

I love this name. Kenny Galloway. So, oh. Don't ever correct me on air. Let me go ahead, make a mistake. My dad is just Terry, right? Like, when my dad's on the show, so I saw someone allege when he was talking about a guy was trying to sell me pigs.

It wasn't Andy Reid at all. He was trying to sell me pig. Somebody was saying that he looked at his phone and it said warning, spam, possible spam. And that he just assumed that that meant. There is no way. You don't think? Who else is trying to sell you a pig through text? Well, I think he said he called Andy Reid.

No, he texted him. Or he was texting with Andy Reid. Did the guy reply, no, I'm not Andy Reid. I sell pigs. I don't know. Also, why does he love the name Galloway? Like, that's not that. Coach beat the Tennessee Titan.

Matthew Stafford. Kenny Galloway. I love this name. Kenny Galloway. His name is Dalladay, so. Oh. I love, oh. Yeah, he's great.

Phil Sims, 70. What happened to him? I thought he was on a set. Phil Sims' Bobblehead Day. Did they drive him out to a farm and then just drive away? Like they... Yeah, he just... The cars drive in and he goes inside, outside.

Is he watching, like, just pissed, watching Nance? Like, I thought we were friends. I wonder, man. I wonder if they ever talk. I promise you, Nancy Hades Romo. I promise you. I'm dialed in on it now. Matt LaFleur is 46.

I looked up Matt LaFleur this morning, just like, how does he have this job? I think, because you think about like your brother. You know, how did, obviously you can get in the pipeline better if your name is Schottenheimer. Or Loomis. Or Loomis. But if your brother. Same team as him.

You know, he's a big time college quarterback and all this kind of stuff, but just tries to get in somewhere and just can't. He's got to get in the right place, right time, all this. I think that's what Lefleur did. He kind of got in and he befriended Shanahan. Yeah. And then with, you know, he kind of went with Shanahan then to Washington and here and there and then. Yeah, it's the whole, the whole crew. Mike LaFleur, Matt LaFleur, the McVeys.

I also noted when I thought T.C. might be doing the show today. I noted he's the Notre Dame quarterback coach in 2014. You could find audio of when the Cowboys played the Titans in 2018, me being like, I think I want this guy. Why not this guy? he's hot Lafleur was there Yeah for one year And they beat up on Dallas

That might have been The Jubhawk year But yeah Tyler Hansborough is 40 We got our own clay Oh man Had a lot of fun with him Larry Holmes 76

What's so funny about him Is that? I was laughing because of Corby Yeah What? What's up Holmes Oh the Holmes thing Yeah, I think that was the thing they booked him on Fight Night one year

to interview Larry Holmes because he was going to be in town for something. And the whole goal was just to say what's up home. It's like our trying to, we want to book Kip Fagg. Yeah, and then still do. The scotting director for the Rangers. And then after resetting his name, then you have to ask every question with the word it. It seems that, and just see if we could.

I get away with that. Which we probably can't. Now that we talked about it enough. But yeah, so the whole bit on Larry Holmes was just each reset with a question. You have to say, Holmes. Yeah, that's it. Dolf Lundgren is 68 from Rocky 4.

Not the AIDS one, Blake. No. Not a lot of Dolphs anymore. well it's short for dolphin no rudolph adolf that's not a real hot one no that's not coming back for the past 80 years or so right that will uh i'm not saying it will come back but someone will try and it'll be like the mavs retiring kobe's number like some guys like i'm just proud of my german heritage and tries it. Even his most Nazi friends are like absolutely not. We're going

with Andrew. Rosanne Barr is 73. Of the bar. We got some good ones for viewer male this week. Stay tuned. She's definitely a Roseanne. Oh my God. Dennis Miller is 72. He could be a Roseanne.

I was going to say the exact same thing, especially when he had his hair all feathered. Man, there was a time where I really thought he was great. Bubby. Not so much, you know, I didn't think he was great at weekend update, but I thought it was cool. His talk show, I thought was cool.

Is she a Roseanne? Kathy Kinney is 71. That's Mimi on the Drew Carey show. Big time. I mean, she, the appearance is Roseanne, but it doesn't, I don't know, there's something about a Roseanne that you have to be exuding Roseanne. Her face is, yeah, as Mimi, I feel like. she's Roseanne, but is a normal person, she's not.

Kendall Jenner is 30? Which one is that? One of the... But is she the, okay, she's the main one. She's the one who was trying to... I think... Does she make people mad recently? I don't know about recently, probably. I was going to say she's the one who gave the SWAT team a Pepsi so they wouldn't kill all those

protesters during George Floyd, remember? She did a commercial where she like walked to the front lines and handed the cops of Pepsi. I was like, all right. Yeah. We're healing. You said Kindle, Jenner? Yeah. Kindle Jenner's Halloween costume faces backlash for sexualizing toy stories Jesse.

Let me tell you something. I don't need to hear another word. I don't need to hear another word, and I don't care how this sounds. Jesse is asking for it. That's a hot little cowboy, my friend. Yeah, Kendall did well here. Absolutely, you can tell. In fact, it was tweeted, whatever, that story was tweeted and there's a picture of her dressed as Jesse, your ass is out.

Antonio Brown quote tweets, I got Woody. Let that guy write for S&L. Because I watched this weekend. He can do it. Oh, my God, he can. S&L, that's what I was watching. S&L wondering, is this why Hillary lost? I watched the monologue.

Write that down. And I'm like... S&L in general? Yeah. I mean, I tried, man. But, you know, you hear Shane's bit wasn't really funny. Yeah, hey, Shane Gillis is going to be on. That's why I...

Yeah, and I like Miles Teller. Oh, Shane Gillis is on. I got to watch this, the skit. And it was the spoof of the mayoral debate. Yeah, it was not good. It was terrible. Like, it didn't fit. Shane should not have been in that.

Like, it's just like, oh, we can get this name, so let's get him. and that'll make idiots like us tune in and then immediately out like Colin what is the name of the Colin Jost and the other guy Michael Jay in particular they're why Hillary lost yeah just they're back and forth their banter I think you're probably right yeah maybe it's just weekend update is why Hillary lost which I sometimes actually think is funny please don't Melis, Hillary Lady. Who? We love our female listeners.

I want your email. Yeah. Runner up for Dumb's own birthday of the day is Burt Kreischer. He's 53. But our Dumbzone birthday of the day... You ever seen him live? No. He's a lot to be desired.

Okay, so I thought I only gave it to... I gave him runner up over Roseanne for you. No, I think Roseanne's... Okay, Roseanne just gets the runner up, even though she's a tent pole, and she should probably be Dumb's own birthday of the day. I'm giving it to a 38-year-old Elizabeth Smart. Wow. Motivational speaker, author, travel, hiker.

Mast singer. And was the pickle or something? Yeah. Born on this day now dead, Stephen F. Austin, the founder of Texas. There was nobody here before he got here. And he said up Not even a state. And Edward Barrett

Who The only reason I bring him up is I saw his name And I saw his achievement And I went and looked it up And I thought, oh, okay, they had this In the 1908 Olympics Because he won Olympic gold tug of war What?

In 1908 How long did that? I don't know. I stopped researching after that. Yeah, for Ireland, he won the 1908 Olympic gold in Tug of War. 1900 to 1920. I think I would watch that. What if we just made the Olympics more like Field Day?

You just had sack races, but it's like LeBron and Micah. So Tug of War is not self-pleasureing in a foxhole? That's what I thought it might be. Nice. I call that a combat jack, but I like it. And born on this day, now dead, Adolf, Dassler, the founder of Adidas. What does Adidas stand for, Blake? All day I dream about sex.

Incorrect. It is an abbreviation of the name of Adolf or Adi, Adi, Dassler. The Dassler family began manufacturing shoes around World War I. for they say that American track and field star Jesse Owens wore shoes that were a gift from Addy his medal winning performances increased awareness of the Dassler brand around the world

after World War II Addie and his brother Rudolph Rudy had a falling out who knows was one On one side of the aisle, one on the other, I don't know. So they split the business in two. So Addy took Adidas, and Rudy started a company called Puma.

And now you know that part of the story. Who did they nab recently? Puma? Yeah. I don't know. They're trying to come back, right? Tyrese Halliburton, that can't be their whole plan. He does.

Dead on this day, still dead. I give you Quincy Jones last year. Lamello. And in 2022, Ray Guy. Wow. One of the greatest tickers ever. The Ray Guy death. Okay, so it's a Monday night football game.

On this day in history. Who wants to play Guess the Graphic? Tonight's going to be a crazy one because it's the OGs. So do we go Kyler coming back to Texas? But he's not playing. So how do we do that? Ooh, Kyler's not playing. Is Kyler a bird with a broken wing or something?

Is there a shoddy owl tie in? No, that's too niche, right? The whole country won't know about that. They'll certainly, well, I don't know if they'll certainly. mention it. This is Buck and Troy. Certainly if this was you know, Al Michaels and Collinsworth, you were definitely bringing that up.

Nah, here's a bird. What do you say? Do you have anything for the graphic? I have a feeling that it will be something like where Dak is having to roll a boat on his own, you know? Like some sort of a, they like to have a guy in a vessel. The offense and they'll show their stats.

Right. But the defense is taken on. It'll be whatever it is. It'll be great, and it'll be with us on YouTube. Jerry said he's made a trade, but won't say who yet. That was today? It was 45 minutes ago. For real? Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on Sirius just said Dallas has made a trade

and can possibly make a couple more before tomorrow's deadline. He declined to share who is involved in the trade. What are we doing? Jones is quoted. Immediately it will have him on the field, and it will address some of the things that have been our shortcomings. Carly would never. Adios, Mofo.

We gotta go before this becomes a dude. Thank you for watching my video. Subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my video. We were at our favorite bar. All three took separate cars. We just wanted some shots just when I took over the jukebox. I played some emo songs, of course. That's when it took a turn for the worst.

My buddy peck said something. I won't do so that's when I played only said brand new that's when I killed the mood I killed the mood at Cosmo the bartender said I cleared out the road I killed the mood at Cosmo I killed the mood at Cosmo the patrons were like what the fuck dude I was just doing a bit I'm sorry they made all of you sad, but you're not mad at me, you're mad at your dad, or that girl that fucks you over in high school. I'm sorry I opened that wound that's not cool.

If you want to punch me, I understand. Trust me, this was not part of the plan. That's when I killed the mood. I killed the moon at Cosmos. The bartender said I cleared out the room. I killed the moon. The mood at Cosmos, the patrons were like what the fuck dude. I swear I'm sorry, Mr. Jackson, that will be the only time it happens.

Please let me back in. I swear I'm a change man. I won't ever play brand new again. And if I do, you can shoot me my friend right between my fucking eyes. So I can just fucking die. fucking die oh oh so i can just fucking die oh oh oh oh i killed the mood at cosmos the bartender said i cleared out the room i killed the mood at cosmos the patrons were like what the fuck dude I swear I'm sorry, Mr. Jackson, that will be the only time it happens.

Please let me back in. I swear I'm a change man. I won't ever play brand new again. And if I do, you can shoot me my friend. Right between my fucking eyes. So I can just fucking die. Die. Oh!