The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 11-6-25 | The Cowboys trade for Quinnen Williams and DeeZ Picks Week 10

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneGoing through the Cowboys news of the day, the negative and the hopefully positive with the trade for Quinnen Williams. We pick some games with Cirque Du Sirois and try the new Taco Bell Baja Blast pie ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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We actually interviewed Brandon Aubrey yesterday But we are going to save that For the Subscribers To our show The paid subscribers You will hear that tomorrow And it's a very good

He was good We weren't You almost did it And I was going to nail you for it Oh you decided it was good but it actually He was good He gave us a really great

detailed breakdown of that attempt at 68 and just a bunch of other interesting kicker type things came up this week It was a great episode Who knew? Who knew kickers could be so interesting?

In which he informed us Some kickers quote look like kickers Find out who That's for tomorrow That is for tomorrow For today though We have a bunch of Cowboys stuff

We have major cowboy news Odd Cowboy News We have D's picks We will pick games against the Sorroys In about a half hour Oh damn it Did you forget to send out the link or something Do you just

Do you now have Tourette's where Just mild Tourette's Where you just like occasionally, damn it Oh shoot That'd be so to have Ned Flanders Tourette's. I guess I should make a pick, huh? Oh, you got to do your pick.

Blake Jones, by the way. Hey, powerful mustache. I walk in every day. I forget that I had seen it just yesterday, and it's, there it is. Yep. I set my watch to it. That mustache has... That thing is one of the great mustaches.

Yeah, for sure. It is climbed to the second level to block a linebacker. That is a power run game stash. you keeping it through Thanksgiving? I'll keep it through November, yeah. Okay. Family pictures, all that? I don't think we're doing that.

Well, I mean, people will take pictures, I thought, at Thanksgiving. Maybe not. Maybe that's more of a Christmas thing. I'm not in those. Because you're taking the picture? I'll offer to take it, or I'll just leave. Kind of the way... What you mean you'll just leave? All my family pictures are everyone else but me, because I'm the one holding the

camera. I'm the one back when we had a video camera. And I had little babies. They, you know, there's no record of me. Yeah, I mean, I don't recall there being like a way to set it up and have the photo taken for you when I was growing up. The only photo I would take is my junk. Yep. When I need to send it to somebody.

Surprise them. What do you mean you just leave? There's like an aunt that will walk around just snapping pictures. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay, that, yeah. I was unfamiliar with that. Have you ever had that, for sure? I have that with an in-law family, but I'd never had that before.

Like, there's always one aunt who thinks she's, like, kind of basically a journalist for the family. Yeah. Maybe she does the photos and sends out newsletters or something. Oftentimes, one without a job. But I'd never seen that before. Like, oh, look this way with someone with, like, a real camera. But I don't know, like, to your point of taking pictures on Thanksgiving or Christmas, people just take pictures. nonstop now

so taking more at the holidays doesn't seem necessary and neither does going to a park and hiring a professional photographer but that doesn't stop everyone from doing that

I don't do that I haven't done it in a couple years you don't hire a photographer and go to the park it's coming back for it though Clayton you do that yeah just me by myself by yourself hire my coins so wait you're just saying

everyone hires a photographer and to the park for pictures. Do you know someone who's done that recently? Yeah, I live with someone who did that recently and does it quite often, my wife, but upon my just normal level of complaining, I don't think I went overboard. I've deemed it such. Yeah, you're going to grade yourself. I was informed that my wife has seen a lot of gay pictures of Blake that were like staged. She's like, Blake's done this before. And I'm like, man, I don't know. And she's like, Blake's taking like the white clothes on the beach type photos. Why she's looking at my stuff?

Boy, I'll tell you what. Ladies looking at other ladies' Instagram is going to ruin us. I know. Because you think you're doing something with your wife. No one else is going to know. Yeah. And then all of a sudden your wife is plastering it all over something that you're not looking at. And now it's helping other wives gain power.

The other wives tell their husband, you should do this too because, look, see. See, that's the thing. You never wanted, you don't want interaction. you know, wives and work. You don't want each other's wives to know each other. Because then it would be, it was like when I work with Bob for many years and we both had kids of the same age,

you know, you didn't want the wives to interact because it's, oh, Bob, we'll go to, you know, he'll do this for whatever. And I'm like, yeah, well, Bob won't do this, though. I'm here all day Saturday, and he's at a of course like we can't play this game yeah now uh just trying to always in fact yeah maybe get some of that audio where your wife was pretty receptive to the nice rim job well that's exactly what i was about to say sometimes they may swap other stories and

you're not going to believe what they did the other night now i get to enjoy it so uh but no this is the way it tends to usually go i guess yeah tell your wife um well i was going to tell you guys yesterday. It's a very quick hit, but I'm very excited when I learned it yesterday that my wife has drinks with the ladies tonight. Whoa. She's been going hard lately. Yeah, it's fall. And book

club Friday. Wow, dude. What? And I got the information on a Wednesday, so now I'm just looking at the rainboat road ahead of me. It's basically like a four-day weekend. Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to be doing. This guy's glowing. You were on fire during business Wednesday yesterday But I did do extra forearm work yesterday just to get ready.

Definitely. You know? Charge up your Beets pill that you carry around when you're... There was a... I do, you know, today's birthdays in the morning. And one of the obscure guys who's probably like got a million followers because it said YouTuber, Mr. Beat. Not Beast?

No, Mr. Beat. And I was wondering, is it like the bad beat type? Or, no, it turns out it's like a school teacher who, it's a music teacher or something stupid. Okay. Oh, okay. But that made me think, is this Mr. Beat? Like, is he really good at Beat? Pretty far off.

He chooses two places from around the world and compares their geography. That missed, okay. That's Mr. Beat? That's not the... No, the guy who zooms in on maps. No, I don't think so. Yeah, that guy ruled. This guy's lame.

But 1.3 million subscribers. For comparing geography. That is difficult. So, yeah, we've done this. We've done this a handful of times. I want to say it's not been every year since we've had kids, but it's been most. Where'd you go? Blue bonnets.

Botanic Gardens and grapevine. It's a pretty solid spot. In fact, I've never been out there taking pictures and been the only family. Did you dress up and like, what'd you wear? Did you match? No, I mean, I don't know Fall type button up These same pants, khakis

And sneakers The fall color palette But it's also a shirt That I've worn in family photos before Like within the last three years Do you put them all up Side by side Like we would do every Christmas

You bring up Oh, there's three year old Four year old Like with Santa, see how they look every year What we do have See how bloated Jake Right, no doubt We have more on that later

We have we have books made there's like a picture book made of the year and then I guess it goes out for Christmas cards maybe but I say it's gay it's horrible but you're probably going to like it a lot

in 10 or 20 years I actually don't I was fine to do it it is something you do for your partner you just want to make sure they understand that you're doing it for them and for no one else because the kids don't they hate it Yeah, she's still got a big card on you, though.

Oh, yeah, for sure. Well, we're over a year. I mean, how long we're going to do this? She's been going out with friends a lot. But here's the thing. You guys act like this started after that. You know, like, it's been since day one. You were doing what she said.

Yeah. So, uh, to an extent. It's not that much of a beating. But the kids do legit, like, hate it. And they fight each other. They're tackling each other. Of course. They're crying.

Don't you remember? That was probably the same with you and Joe. I'm trying to Sabarro in New York City? Yeah, yeah, over a Madden game. But there's a lot of other people out there to take the picture. Why would you embarrass me like this? But yeah, so we did get it done. It's not the end of the world.

You give knowing knots to the other dads? Nah, I didn't even want to associate with them. I didn't want to be like, oh, yeah, I didn't want them to think that I'm the guy that would say, oh, you got three kids, you had to switch to zone. Because they all do, and I don't even want to look at them. but I got it done the night before though I went to go vote

it's a big election day here in town and I went after I picked my son up from his school daycare thing so it was about 5 o'clock and I just thought I'll just take him with me because there's a voting place in grapevine

where there's almost never a line I know where there's going to be a line I know where there's not a line And I thought, I don't know And yeah, there was probably a little small part of me SG that was like, I'm going to take, this is cool, I'm taking him to vote, like he's going to see how it works. Democracy.

Yeah, this is what it's about. Yeah, but what about, what's the electoral college? How come that's not just. Yeah, no, and he just starts sounding off with Howard Zen stuff. But we walk in, there's about a five to ten minute line. Not that bad. and I'm able to keep him chill through that out in the hallway

it's at a church and then we are up to the front of the line he's been very calm he's been very patient and people are like laughing at him he's cute he's saying funny stuff he's keeping the line entertained life of the party so far

we advanced to the table you know there's usually like a horseshoe of table kind of like they got two run vertical one horizontal Retired people sitting there With the machines in front of them So we walk up to the first table And the gentleman says ID

And I hand him the ID And Carter's at my side And again this is a table of normal height And I hand him the ID And I look over at Carter And he's got the look on his face And his hand is up by the machine And I was like

No dude stop stop hand down hand down and then the guy uh tries to scan my ID and he's like something's not working um something's not working and then he calls a guy over and the guy goes this machine is off what happened to this machine and I'm like looking at him and he's looking at me and he's doing the face the grin and I'm like oh you know I kind of start backing up a little bit and the guy goes this one's down over here too and the guy's like yeah that's because they're all connected to this one. This is the main one. And I'm, I'm like, oh, man, he might, uh, he might have hit something or something. And the lady sitting there was like, it's no big deal. It'll

take, it'll take 10 minutes, give or take. And the guy goes, it'll take 10 minutes for this one. He's like, he could take, he's like making a huge deal out of it. Now, something did happen, but he was being a bit of a baby about it. But now everyone is looking and all the machines are off. And I just sort of started backing up with Carter towards the door. And I'm like, we're just going to go ahead and go. And this guy's making a big deal out of it. Lady at the door is like, you don't have to go. It's okay.

And I'm like, honestly, I don't think he's going to be patient any longer. Like, we should just get out of here. And now when we get out to the hallway, the line is like an hour long. And we took this voting site offline for, I don't know how long, but it wasn't a couple minutes. And we just ran on out to the parking line. And I wanted to tell everyone in the back of the line that was now six times longer than the one I waited in, like, you're going to be here for a while. But I didn't.

We just left. And so then I got home. I told my wife what happened. And I was like, I'm going to go back up and vote once we're getting the kids down. I went back up to the Great Bind Rec Center. That line was a good 40 minutes. But I did wait it out. guy who wants to talk in voting line

is the new worst guy who wants to talk sauna gym naked in the whatever guy who wants to talk because you know he said he walked up he was right behind me I was in the back of the line he walked up and I had one

air pod in but he looked at me and he goes doesn't look so bad it'll move fast I bet and I go I don't know but the next guy wasn't so wise so i he just engaged they just talk these fucking people just talk to each other complete straight it's my dad you know and it just immediately was like i didn't think there'd be this many people here on a just a proposition election a lot more young people here than i thought

like almost trying to get me in you know and uh he's like i remember you know hell i've been voting so long i remember we used to have to vote on paper it's like are you you're gatekeeping voting cool what are we doing and i was like reading my book on my phone and i don't know if this was directed at me but he's like yeah sure i'm glad i actually read this stuff at home so i'm not just having to cram in line i'm like why are you talking right now no one wants to hear it except for the one other guy and that's all he needs and they just kept going they kept going oh it's i think this one's mostly just about a bunch of you know it's tax stuff they want to you know raise tax on that i'm going to vote against this raise tax on this

I'm a vote against this, raise tax on this, I'm a vote against this. There was one about, like, dementia research funding, though, and I'm a little older now, so I'm going to vote for that one. Where do you think that funding comes from? And I just had to listen. So then I got up to the front 45 minutes later, and I handed the lady or the guy my ID, and he's like, hey, whoa. It says you already voted today.

Whoa, because of the other place? And I was like, no. not that, but, and he's like, you can explain it to her. She's good with this stuff. Good with what stuff? Problems. Was she good? Well, she said, it's no big deal.

I just need you to stay here. I'm going to call over there and confirm there was an outage at that time. I go, you know what? Don't care. Everyone have fun. You just opted out again? Just opted out. And you spent so much time.

And that's what my wife said, but I was like, yeah, but I got to watch Carter morph into Antifa or whatever for a minute. I got to listen to those guys chop it up about the news. It was not a negative experience. There's just no vote on the ledger for me in this extremely important election. Well, I'm glad you didn't have a negative experience because that would be what you'd be saying after you called one day doors and closets. You'd say that was not a negative experience. I was going to say you'd say it was a negative one if you called one week doors in closets and then found out that one day doors and closets exists yeah what a fool one day one day doors and closets replace all your interior doors in one day without any construction

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is sleeveless on Friday. It doesn't matter. Boy, yeah. Everything's turning up Dan. I got a text from Wes who's been in the den before. He has offered, he said he has a drone that takes 4K video

and we'll be down to bring it to the den for the next Cowboys game because we were talking about having a blimp and having overhead shots. Aerial coverage provided by Wes. So I'm sure Qualis and their drone might be able to help us. But maybe Wes, was that something that you could do, Clayton? Could we, like, hook up? Yeah, zoom it in.

You can zoom? There's no way. I mean, you could certainly record it. But if you, I mean, we could try it. You know what I shouldn't say? But we're not sure that when they do the good to your blimp, they're doing live shots, right? Yeah, record it. Just record it, bring it back down, and then play it like it's real.

Yeah, it'll be dark by the time the game streams happen. So we'll need it during the day. man god damn it better not be dark for the next one it's like 325 philly i think it'll get dark around half the 23rd and i this dark around half i'm already totally depressed why just the whole dark while i'm doing dishes after dinner like i yeah but then you realize you do have time what do you mean no like because when i realize this is like day four of this six months of just horrid I guess you have a different experience being in Cleveland I guess but when I see it's out there it's dark outside it's only 6 o'clock I think I got a few more hours to get

stuff done it doesn't make any sense it makes me think it's nice and like I feel like it's midnight now I know but it's not and now you have time to do stuff I think this is the worst logic well I think what it is is that when you're at a point now Dan where when you see night you're thinking bedtime whereas for Blake when he sees night night. It's his limited amount of free time. And it's just making him feel like it starts earlier because it's dark. So he's like, boy, I can just start video game time. Because otherwise, it makes no sense. It's nighttime. Everyone's shutting down. That's not a signal for productivity. But you think it's time for bed, but you actually have more time to do whatever you want.

And I thought wiped out last night at like 630. It's dark. I'm like, well, just put them to bed. They don't know. We do. Yeah, it's the move. Want to talk sports? Yeah. We have some. From the wonderful world of sports, radio sports,

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melissa is uh it's you go up 121 hit 75 and then go up isn't it near salina selina's a little west but yeah melissa's just up 75 you see you had the story last week where like a former salina or melissa was that selina teacher yeah so slina's up the tollway melissa's up 75 okay uh yeah sure so anyway yeah we'll find one for you bud all right sweet I want to meet everybody at every game day. Okay. Well, I guess the top news when we woke up was all these trades that are NFL trades and cowboy trades and everything. And then the top news now is that Marshawn Nyland is dead, 24 years old,

Dallas Cowboy fell on the block punt the other night and you've got to think this will I feel like this will it's going to be hard to say whether it's more negatively affect the cowboys you know moving forward like you've said so many times

like Shottie his whole thing is vibes and this is a very bad vibe like this is bad right like a real human thing yeah that's happening to the team this isn't just like players getting traded that were your friends this guy is now dead and I don't know that's

it's a difficult it's a weird thing just I guess you know it happened before the Cowboys had a death during the season and it's just a weird you know, I guess it's the way life is. You just move up. You have to, you got a game.

They have a bye week. Yeah, that's. But you're going to have a game and you're going to have to replace the players on the raw. You know, it's, it's, what do you know about the story? Like I saw the Friscoe, is it Frisco Police replay? what I know in general is just that they were like

the police were chasing him yeah and he evaded police somehow and got out of the car and then ended up shooting himself so it's it's a it's also very odd

because it's like oh this tragic and I'm seeing a lot of stuff online like oh mental health man you got to be careful about mental health like well why were they chasing him and I guess you can say that about can you say that about any

serial killer or something mental health man that is true like their pedophilia you think that's like a mentally healthy right you're yeah something that's odd so I don't know that you can just cover it with the shroud of mental health and all is okay because you know and I know that's not I know that's not this is not what you're trying to do but I just sort of

don't think we need we just reject that framing of it it's just people some people are going through stuff and it leads to um negative outcomes right like i guess let's just get into the story here and then we can kind of because uh yeah i don't know to the extent that like substance was involved um he did have a i believe a DUI in college, but you never know with those things. But he, the reports are that he was involved in an accident while either while running away from the police from trying to stop him for speeding or during that process. Was he going like 150 or something?

That's what they've said, yeah. You ever do that? I've never gone that past. No. The height of. And, you know, this we, I mean, we're not a news. organization so you know there's there's texts out there that were posted online that have now been deleted but they were messages from people saying like hey this was my sister who was

involved in this crash with him she's okay but they told her she was lucky to walk away at all our cars totaled and you know that that text is gone but it does make it sound like there's a world where maybe he thought he had killed somebody. You know, they also in the Frisco police statement said that while they were looking for the vehicle, that's all they knew at the time, is that there's a vehicle who has escaped DPS. Now Friscoe's helping him find it. They said that while they were looking for it, they received reports that he had expressed suicidal ideations. And even with that, right?

like I'm so tired of anybody who's been in therapy for a long time it's pretty tired of answering that question it's every time you do it what are you having any suicidal ideations oh well I mean they ask you that when you go to the just your general physical over here too yeah well I mean that's a really hard question to just answer like what does it mean to do that if you're 18 and you're like yeah I'm gonna kill myself I mean my daughter said that before like She knows that's a thing people say when they're mad. But to what extent was he doing that?

How serious was it? I don't know, but obviously this happened. So I guess, you know, anybody who listens to this show knows that I have a substance problem. And the degree to which that presented problems in my life really wasn't a matter of anything other than what else was going on in my life. I never had it more or less under control. It was just whatever was happening could make it better or worse. And I, you know, we all do the, imagine being 24 years old and having all this money and being removed from a lot of the consequences that happened to regular everyday people. And how would you react, right?

We all kind of just usually say, I would have been dead, at least for guys like me and you who partied. And our limitations on partying was mostly just what we could get and then get. and then get to work right yeah but what if you had no limitation what if you had that and also whether you fall on the side of like alcoholism or substance abuse being mostly or at all genetic let's just say there are some people who have their brain is wired to have a harder time with impulse control and with dealing with really stressful situations so if you're one of those type of people and then you get all consequences removed from your life and you have all the all the money all the whatever i uh i don't think it's i don't think it's shocking that

it turns out this way sometimes it it's very sad but i i just think there's there's people whose brains are not ready to be involved in something as as serious as the nfl it won't handle it well now the really only positive thing here is that he's the only one dead because i say this all the time about drunk driving arrest when someone's like oh he got a DUI getting a DUI and being in jail for the rest of your life for intoxicated manslaughter is a that is a matter of pure luck you know we don't talk about it as that we talk about it as that we talk about it is two very distinctly different crimes, but they're not.

Yeah, I think DUI is probably reduced quite a bit from when I was 20 to 25. People driving while under the influence. Oh, I thought you meant to, well, yes, because the inverse is true. It's way more punitive

now. Overall doing it. Well, I don't know that it's because it's punitive. I never I knew I would get arrested. You know, like it wasn't like I didn't do it, oh wait, it's a felony now, level two, okay, then I won't. Maybe you, I just be like... Maybe it's generation back further, but I'm telling you that... I was going to say it's less because you have Uber and all that kind of stuff, but you also...

But I think it started before that. But you also have, I don't know, socially, do you want to go home and say I left my car at the bar? You know, I knew dudes who... I know dudes now who know their wife would kill them if they got so drunk they left the car at the bar so they just drive home.

Yeah. And then if you hit somebody and you kill them then you look at as a bunch of different person. I just know, yes, you're right. It's a matter of luck probably that we never killed anyone, right? I don't know how often you drove drunk.

Less than you would, way, way, way less than someone who consumed like I did, you would think because I will sleep anywhere at your house on the floor you don't want me there I don't care often you'd lose your car too so that would happen once

so yeah that's really the only positive thing here is that he's the only person who died from this and it's a horrible horrible story but I remember when Josh Brent Jerry Brown situation happened you know for

yeah that's he that's for better I don't know how to say this I remember learning a lot about Jason Garrett at that time and thinking that he handled it extremely well and I know that it's a business, I know that it's pro sports at the end of the day, but that was a moment where I felt like, well, the Cowboys are more of a family business

than most of these other businesses are. And that's obvious, and it's obvious it presents a lot of negative. I guess rents on the payroll. I know, or he was at one point. I don't know. I think he is now. I've recently looked at their, Because he's had structure because of the Loomis and the people that are on their payroll.

Yeah. Josh Brent is listed as a scout along with Spalding. Yeah. Josh Brent, post Wendy's even. I believe he was tased. But you see what I'm saying? Like I just remember there are organizations that, and I'm not saying this is a good thing about the Cowboys always, but that it felt like more of a family organization when that happened,

whereas there's plenty of pro sports teams where you don't feel like you're a part of shit. like you're just there for work and I do think the Cowboys foster a little bit more of that and so I think there's a chance shot he handles this extremely well I think actually that the youth minister guy is better

set up to handle this than like Mike Tomlin who probably doesn't want to hear that you're sad about it yeah and which is better for your team if you're just and does any of that really matter yeah right what matters is that you're giving up nine and carry

And, you know, the team at large knows that you've already been eliminated from the playoffs. All right. I want to talk about the trades too today. And we got the sororries coming up. And we also got to mention community mechanical. They're our HVAC company. They are the title sponsor of the Brandon Aubrey Show. And so they've got a bit right now.

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It is time for these picks. Yes, indeed. We will pick games against Cirque du Soroy, which is the Soroy Twins and Danny Bayliss. They join us now, once again. They join us every Thursday. Then they got their own program to get prepared for every Thursday night.

Tuesdays and Thursdays. You can see these boys on YouTube. Hi, Dumzo. Mike Soroy is, what are you doing? You're watching wrestling? That's on, well, it's on. It's on, yeah, I mean, he's just. I'll leave that on.

It's the hit man. Cash Soroy, working hard in his office. So this is every week. Every week, cash is breaking next. I can barely make this. Cash and checks. Take time to get his eyes away from wrestling. Did you shave recently?

You look extremely clean shaven. I heard about your patio workout routine. Oh, dude. Yeah, no, I had to dress as a current president of the United States for our Halloween spooktacular. Thank you for watching. You heard about 15-minute cabs? I haven't heard the Halloween when I saw you guys had to edit it for Spotify. I've heard Tuesdays episode, but no, you shaved to be Trump, okay.

Yeah, because I had to be orange, and that just wasn't going with the beard. So, you know, I was committed. what do you think of guy who works out out on his like luxury apartment balcony to just make sure everybody sees that he's getting all of his lunges in and stuff G-A-Y like I mean I guess if you have the balcony use it but it just feels like you guys get on to me for wearing a tank top in my neighborhood don't yeah you walk around your you do lunges in the neighborhood in the street with your kettlebells I don't you make a big show of it hey look at me i'm in shape look oh how early i'm up look at my guns yeah i probably need to cash i think cash is doing the uh what's the olympic thing with the ribbons too and the color card type thing

yeah the ball he does real futuristic workout what does that stuff call floor routine says i go color guard well we have no um something else we have not aromatic gymnastics it's something like aromatic, but it's not aromatic. We have no cowboy game to pick this week. But, man, last week's cowboy game had me in a knot. Woo! Yeah, that was awesome. That was a one good thing that happened for us was those damn Cardinals.

Boy, we were cheering for him. That was an eight-game swing. Yeah, that was huge. Saved our hands. Yeah, for sure. And this also creates a weird thing when we're in this team format. because I was watching the Kansas City game, Kansas City Buffalo, so I'm rooting for Kansas City because I picked them,

but Mike Soroy has Kansas City on a triple play. I'm like, damn. Tough, man. If they do win, I'm going to look better, but their team will be better. So that was the spot Danny Bayliss was in last week, too, as he's watching the cowboy game. Like, you watch Danny Bayliss was two and seven at the time,

so you're like, okay, I want to look better. I want to be three and seven, but if so, then our team will be seven more games behind. Just pick games, man. I don't know. I am. I do just pick games. I don't look at anyone else's, but then once the games are on, I'm looking at this and like, oh, my gosh. I get it.

We're pretty good at, like, teeming up and like realizing the – because we're down so far, we kind of say, all right, this is what we want to happen. And yes. After the picks are done. Yeah, of course. Yeah, after the picks are done, then we're like, okay, we're going to – Good God. bad, but net the team will win one. So we root for that.

Yeah. Yeah, team-wise, it's 12 games now. So we're 12 games ahead of the Soroy's. We have 131 wins. They have 119. And individual-wise, at the top, as usual, as usual, with an eight-game lead now. Jake Kemp, carrying our team.

Thank you to Bill Belichick, Jordan Hudson, the lacrosse player. A triple play on North Carolina. It was a bloodbath, too. How did this work? Syracuse went to Clemson and destroyed Clemson. Clemson went to North Carolina and beat North Carolina. North Carolina went to Syracuse and beat Syracuse. There's a couple fun things that have happened in my Dan football sports relationship in the last couple years.

And one of them is he's paid more attention to college football. via Clemson and Picks, and boy, nobody has not learned to get away from the transit of property more than Dan in college football. It makes no sense. You've got to let it go. My other pick last week was UTSA over Tulane. That was a blowout. So I also goaded you into the Cowboys' Triple, though. So I have to bear some responsibility for that.

Yeah. So you have 54 wins. How many games are we picked so far? A hundred yet? No. No. 90. There you go.

So out of 90, 54 wins, 60%. Well, you'd be doing pretty well in Vegas, what your dad would say. 46 wins for Mike Soroy. Those are the only two over 50% this year. Then I have 42 wins. Cash with 37. Danny with 36. Blake with 35.

But the mustache. What does that give? The mustache should, we should get two extra wins for that. mustache. But since we don't, as presently constructed, you would have a 24-hour stream with B-beards conducted by Cash, Danny, and Blake. That's what the people want. I think it is. Wait, we're doing that. I don't want to do that. I thought we weren't transferring a player from the losing, the winning team. Okay. That doesn't seem fair. The ultimate loser has to pay. It just feels like this is a team sport. So I am in that deal where I don't know how much of this is a bit

or not. So I will just try to tread lightly here. Whatever you think is happening in the game, it's just because it's whatever's come up in your head at that time. All of the rule changes. We just feel like it's team. We should do this. We shouldn't do that.

But we said it. Exclusively just change it up. Change things up right now. And you can. That's the fun of being with me. That's what I'm telling my wife. We don't want to do this. You never know what's going to happen. And then possibly we'll complain. about it later. All the time.

I'm just saying, whatever we're doing, it's whatever you want us to do because that's what it's been the whole time. But if we, at some point before the final week, we should decide a format and payoff.

All right, we'll do that here during the by week. We got a lot of plans during the by week. I was going to do it on the way to Denver. I had a book to read. Got busy trying to go to the bathroom at a Buckees. Oh, I heard there's a... Somebody told me there's a Bucky's in Melissa.

Yeah? That checked out. That very much sounds. Clayton's nodding like as if he's been there. A Buckees in Melissa? Yeah, I've seen that. Anyway, let's pick games. So we pick them from...

You don't have to pick the cowboy game this week because there is no cowboy game. Hey, good news, guys. They won't lose. Thank you, Tom Thumb Grocerysacker. That is an awesome dad joke to use around the cul-de-sacca. tonight if you get that chance if you run into a neighbor uh all right so we pick first to worst that way those uh behind can go up against their triple plays or anything so all we got

do is one on the air today it is your triple play and we'll start with jake kemp oh dan dan dan there's a lot of tasty charcutory on the board you don't have to tell me my friend my first look was the Lions coming off of a loss looking to avenge last season's playoff loss

against the Washington Washington's no Jaden Daniels Lions shut out on the ground last week I think it's eight and a half but no

I like Missouri plus seven hosting A&M Dan my Doke Walker probably the guy I'm going to vote for right now I don't know if you guys

have known that I've been participating in biweekly doke walker committee award meetings again as a I thought you were the Groza no I was never Groza never Ray guy Ahmad Hardy

in in Missou or a powerhouse and seven's a lot so I take Missou but that's not my pick my pick is BYU you plus 10 at Lowe

BYUU undefeated 13 and 7 against the spread against ranked team since 2018. 10 points, dude. The tortillas. They're at home. They're at home.

I think Tech will win. BYU 7 and 1 against the spread as an underdog since the start of last season. That's the thing. They're not bothered by that crazy environment. They have like a 30-year-old linebacker. Tech's got a lot of injuries. They do have a lot of depth, but give me the Coogs Plus 10 out in the desert. It's not the desert.

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our 16-year-old a car, we, uh, uh, my buddy Chaz over at Great Fine Ford got me a big red bow. Mm-hmm. And, uh, and, uh, no, no, no, I, like I said, I shouldn't say it, so I won't. You're cooked, unc. I am not. You're straight chopped. I'm not going to say that. Uh, Mike Soroy, you get to pick now. Do they just loan you the bow? I did give the bow back. Yeah. Does it, like, have straps under the car that hook?

Like, it's made, obviously, it's made for cars. The bow, so you know how when you buy a small bow, it has that little square on the bottom that you pull the tape off? Yeah. The little square on the bottom is a magnet. Of course it is. And you could just sit. Everybody's like, whoa. What?

A fucking magnet. I've never seen such amazement at something I've said. Yeah, magnets. I just lit a match in front of a. caveman. Oh, man, that's good. Just right there on top, huh? Genius. Undercar hooks. Just genius.

Learn something new, man. Give a couple. Give a bow, get a blow. Oh. There you go. That's their motto. What do you got? The levy breaks for one Jake Kemp this week. I'm predicting three and seven at best for our leader. You should go right up against his triple play and just take deck.

graders yeah some balls yeah they blow people out baron morton's looking great now that he's having to play even though he's probably still hurt let's see it big boy i would do that if i didn't already have a triple that i knew for sure is going to hit uh meow meow um second prediction is i think cash might actually because he twice this season now he's gone above 500 with his picks and this fucking guy struts he does the connor mcgregor strut everywhere he goes i was driving down to greenville and And he was at a gas station, not together. And I saw him doing the McGregor as he walked inside. I'm like, no one's around you.

Plus you at six and four. Dude, yeah, instant genius. If one game breaks right, just to ask him. I will continue to support my team with the triple play this week. And I am taking a team that is an underdog and should be favored. Whenever you see the best team, getting points, you got to take them. I'm going to the NFL. I'm going.

to Lambeau Field, where the Philadelphia Eagles are a better football team than the Green Bay Packers, a healthier football team, the Green Bay Packers, and getting it two and a half points. Philadelphia Eagles plus 2.5 is my Brett Hart sharpshooter triple play of the week. Do you guys think that there's a chance that LaFleur is on the hot seat? You shouldn't be. I was considered that for a second. I saw some Green Bay writer throw that out there

Is it? Isn't it like one of the best I think he's one of the best The first five years or whatever the hell he's been there All he does is win and do things well And he's incredibly handsome Aren't they the fourth seed right now? I mean they're five two and one

It's just they their last Their last appearance of the conference championship was And this is how normal good teams talk Not the Cowboys was 2020 20. Yeah, yelling about coach is just such a fucking national pastime. It's so mouth breather type thing. I mean, sometimes obviously it's warranted, but no.

Okay. The first thing, anything looks south? Oh, my God. Should we fire this guy? I don't know. It's fucking annoying. You guys were trying to kneecap McDaniel back in week two. And now they got rid of the GM, but not him, right?

Yeah. Like the power struggle has been won. Yeah, it's a temporary thing. You think he's gone? Yeah, I think new GM We'll see Ah, yeah, that makes sense Unless they do the

I'm hiring a hot shot young coach And let him kind of pick the GM That's been a thing Whoa Do you think Shoddy? The Steel shoddy

I mean, Does Mike McDaniel get scooped as an OC Next year If he gets fired right at the end of this year Like absolutely right away Yeah Yeah that's what I think so too I mean I know that

Although he was never an OC right Yeah but he was Which is odd. Yeah, but being the run game coordinator in San Francisco. Was Shanahan in the O.C.? Yeah. Okay. That's kind of the deal, right?

And he's still, I think, pretty widely regarded as a scheme guy and play caller. So he would be snatched up quick. Yeah, you certainly not. Dude, I've fantasized it because if Clayton Adams really is a hot commodity, Shottie would love nothing more than to get McDaniel's weird ass in here and chop it up with him about shit. Oh, you know, he's, uh, he wears a short. Oh, dude, he would love it. I don't know.

I may have cooled on Clayton Adams now, don't you think? The rest of the NFL is not as fired up about him as they might have been. I certainly hope that that's the case because I like, no, dude. No. Okay. I mean, no. Good, good effort last week. Well, I'm just saying, if you want to go week to week what their rushing totals are to

evaluate whether or not this guy knows how to create a run game, like you can watch the plays they're running and see that some of the players suck at executing the blocks, but no, I think that guy is a, he's a brilliant, brilliant offensive mind. Mike, it's like they weren't even listening to you talking about how

all we do is try to fire coaches. Dude, yeah, he sort of right. Jumped right into it. They went straight to the mouth greener thing. Yeah, there it is. All right. Time for me to pick. I do think there's some tasty nugs over there in the NFL. I'm looking at those seeds and stems.

I'm actually looking at, this is certainly a stay away, but I feel like Dylan Gabriel should not be a road favorite, even if it's against the Jets. I feel like when you make a couple of trades like that, it might be a, let's rally, you know, the guys here in this room and blah, blah, the guy next to you and the guy next to you. Yeah. I don't know. Again, Dylan Gabriel. Has anybody seen Dylan Gabriel? He's the worst quarterback playing. It's horrible.

Very bad. Shador got hurt. Apparently they're saying, like, the Browns are thinking he got hurt working with his personal quarterback coach. So he's. What are they getting? What's the spread here? Two and a half. Well, I don't want to.

I'm not going to bet the Jets, though. I also like. Watch the Jets just put up one like 37 point game. This will be. it if they're going to do it but still got Miles Garrett I kind of like Jacksonville on the road at Houston. I know Houston has a tough defense

but Davis Mills I watched the second half last week not good not good Jacksonville's favored by one in that game that's not going to be my pick though I wait with bated breath

but what will be my pick uh oh oh Uh-oh. What's happening? The jacket's off. The jacket's off.

But he has a black shirt on. He's got his headphones off. He's got another shirt on under his black shirt. The black hawks. He's got. Oh. Is he putting something else on? Is he dead?

Is he dead? He's got. Oh, I do it. It's a bake show time. Mayfield. Yeah. Three layers. Don't fly.

I just stack them It's the Brady Bowl folks Let's talk about this game a little bit It's the Patriots at the Buccaneers The Buccaneers favor by two and a half Coming off of a buy Patriots have won six in a row So they're feeling really good

Non-conference game They got the Jets coming up next So they're If they drop this one They're going to be fine. Yeah. They're already riding high. No one thought they'd be this good.

They got a great quarterback. Like I said, Baker coming off a buy, coming off a Manning cast appearance. And what's the other thing I was thinking about this game? This is a travesty, actually. This is the Brady Bowl. It is New England against Tampa Bay. Tom Brady's not a good announcer. He's fine.

because he's Tom Brady but if he wasn't Tom Brady you would say this is not a really good announcer when I'm elected to lead this land as the I am the leader of the logic party this makes no sense to have Tony Romo calling this game

they should have like one game a year where each network could go you know what I think we should they should negotiate for this game well they probably do they probably do this game should be Absolutely, Tom Brady needs to be in it.

Like, they should trade Romo for Brady for one game. How cool would that? Yeah, that'd be very cool. Could you imagine the NFL viewership if CBS, it was Nance and Brady? Nance would just. And it was Brohardt and Romo. And then they'd all see, like, actually, this is better. That would probably be a better booth.

Oh, I would both more water swapping. KB and Romo. I also feel like we're at the lunch table in, like, fifth grade. Right, like, they should just trade them for, like, one game. but I'm sure there's I agree I agree and you know it's also just the fact that having

Baker you know this MVP season I want it memorialized by greater voices than Tony Romo Roma's not on Baker's level so give me Baker Mayfield to win by at least two and a half for my triple play

triple play I just can't stop thinking if Dan would have done that shirt thing like quick change and just throwing confetti up and then when it came down I was only tucked in so that this wouldn't fly out and show my gun

it would have taken practice but that would have been cool as shit quick change was undefeated man up next is cash siroy cash rising up the rings I promised you guys that last week would be my last week

being last and that's exactly what has happened. I'm finished with that bottom crap um and also dan you know two and a half points huh so the home team two and half points three points for the home field advantage kind of like the cardinals last week i believe i remember mentioning that so enjoy that triple oh let's go up against it big man no hey how about one of you guys talk a lot of hair grow a lot of shit oh that triple sucks but i'm not going to go against a lot of shit so i'm afraid have fun have fun with your trouble uh but But, no, for me, like, my whole vibe driving around today is all about corn.

I mean, I just love freaking corn so much so. But I want to be a little... And I got free freaking chips in case. I get from mentioning the Cirque show. So the corn tortillas are amazing with that cake, though. And so then I was sitting there and I was enjoying that corn tortilla and casso, free for mentioning the Cirque show. Taco Joint. Little Emmett Johnson.

Let's go. Thank you. Do we have to start charging them for doing this shit? Promoting their places so that now people. Just give us our piece of that Fairleys. I just want people going to Taco Joint. I don't really care who benefits. If it's them, take it.

Just make the Nebraska pig. There you go. And then I was like, you know, I just wish I could have corn all the time. But there's the huck. You can't just have the corn without the hush. The husks stops you from getting the corn, much like the way the corn huskers will stop UCLA from getting into the end zone enough to get a win.

Triple play. Blasco plus a point out. Imit Johnson currently second on my Doke Walker Award ballot. Woo. Loving. All right, that brings us to Danny Bayless. Um, make no mistake. I'm horrible at this.

I think I've had one week where I was above 500, and that was the squirrel coming out the tree now and again. You find a nut. And every time that I research this stuff, reason with myself, stack analytics, the opposite typically happens, except that one week where I went against my instincts. So this week, I'm making this pick for two reasons because, number one, it makes absolutely, no sense and number two regardless of the outcome i feel that the soroys will love me one more week to not kick me off of their show that's why i do not think the buffalo bills will beat the miami dolphins by more than nine and a half i'm taking the dolphins minus plus or minus nine

I know you mean gosh yeah it's Buffalo the mighty fins for the slump buster yeah yeah yeah

Miami dolphins Miami dolphins powerful offense Buffalo's got some key defensive injuries it could happen you know it could happen

because it's not supposed to and that's the way things need to work out for what are you eating are you eating Koso? Yeah of course he is Free K, so. Where'd you get that? How good joint?

Oh, wow. How much was that in it? How much was it? This is absolute bullshit. Well, Danny, you enjoyed that game called by Andrew Catalan, Charles Davis, and Jason McCordy. Never heard of any of them. You got a three-man booth for that. All right, finally.

Blake Jones. Come on, little buddy. You can do it. Yeah, I'm not too good at this either. Who at the start of our show did something I did. used to do when I was in last at picks it's kind of like looking at your damn glove after you lose a ground ball but like 10 minutes into the show today he was like oh damn and we're like okay what leading statement guy and he's like oh I hadn't even looked at the picks like oh cool that

means it's going to be good I know but that you only say that when you're in last or first like you're either being cocky or like oh yeah so I just don't have time for these stupid games I really want to go against cash Because he was so damn cocky Hey Dylan Raola's out I don't even know if he knows that He also isn't I don't know if he's any good But their Mahomes light quarterback is out

And sometimes It's gonna be officer Jones Sometimes you gotta swing at the bully Let's go UCLA Triple play minus one and a half Making up some ground Okay we'll take it UCLA

All right guys Good luck to Jake and Blake Payoff and format pending And yeah We'll decide what we're going to do next week So thanks fellas That is the Soroy Cirque de Soroy

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comes from the group chat And this is not to make light of the Marshawn Neeland's situation at all But we did find this intro To Jane Slater's report on it today Kind of funny Am I up? It may not work either way.

Well Ian I received news about this around 4 o'clock Dallas time and immediately started reaching out. Okay, it's just that. It's just starting. I knew before you guys did, and I just want to make sure you know that. Just so everybody knows, I knew at a time that is way earlier than you thought I knew, it was early. Was she holding her nose or was it a close bin? She's outside.

I think she's sick, Blake. And as a man who struggles with allergies yourself, I thought you would maybe have some sympathy there. Or just not be so high of yourself for your report? if you're going to sound like that. I heard a couple of reports about this. We were playing the Logan Wilson podcast the other day with his wife. Logan. New cowboy linebacker, Loges, Cowboy Wilson.

And his wife was crying about how hard it is to be traded, except they requested the trade after he got benched. Anyways, I thought that he had invented a new word when they were discussing Wyoming's uniforms. Unless they're going to continue to do this, like, with maybe the basketball team. I got this coal rush uniform. Okay, so knowing what I know about Logan Wilson,

he definitely seemed like a guy who would shorten a word to me. And I thought he had shortened color rush to coal rush. And I was informed by a couple of different people. One, my guy, we'll just call him Jay in Fort Collins, Colorado, because he's the one who supplied me with things that are decriminalized in Colorado while we were up there. of the psilocybin variety he says as your resident university of wyoming homer the harvard of southeast wyoming bring your attention that the folks wore their coal rush uniforms against colorado state during the border war a few weeks back this was to pay homage anchorphrase yeah hey yeah you can't

have it without pay right yeah there's no homage to the state's proud history in the coal industry and apparently West Virginia They're proud West Virginia has done this as well Yeah dude I mean That's a dope uniform too As Clay just put it up there The all black to you know look like

Well why don't we have a proud history In the oil industry Why can't we wear our oil colors Um I would What would I would say some of what Texas Tech does Feels like it is no

Is it do they have an oil color uniform and because the proud history we had like you're right that would be silly they don't go that far with the proud history of coal text would be wind turbines though the proud

history of black lung we're wearing our black lung you know you'll see like uh I'm trying to think of another example of this but I'm positive that there are places that play on like regional things to try to the point is he didn't say coal rush to shorten color that we're taking that off that's unfortunate He also shouted out when his wife was given the hot takes that she hated cartoons.

He was espousing the greatness of the land before time, which I think is one of the most underrated children's movies of all time. I brought it up the other day at my house. My wife was like, there's a reason nobody talks about that movie. It sucks compared to it. That movie's great. Do you remember it? The land without time? The land before time.

It came out when I was a kid, like 1988 type thing. so it probably never filtered into your kid scene but it's it's a biblical text so thank you to jay and colorado for col rush while we're doing group chat stuff uh i found this video to be awesome we talked about dylan gabriel and how he sucks and there's a guy on ticot uh that'll do like the top five worst throws in the NFL every week great bit i like the bit yeah really good bit uh let's play one for I think this is from week five. When they were in, I think they were in London or something.

Yeah. Is there no audio with it? Did I mess that up? And it's honestly not even his fault because he has to get the ball out quick, but it was just a funny play. And for the next honor will mention, I got the Browns QB Dylan Gabriel.

He has a little window right here to get it to Hannan but instead he scrambles out the pocket and gets hit for an incompletion. Let's look at the top five worst throws of week six. And as an auto mention, I got Dylan Gabriel for this throw off Isaiah Bond's head. He's facing an all-out blitz here and it's honestly not even his fault

because he has to get the ball out quick, but it was just a funny play. And for the next honor mention, I got the Brown's Qie, Dylan Gabriel. He has a little window right here to get it to Hannon. It's like five of them, right? They're all him. Then this one there's eight. And for my last honorable mention, I got the rookie out of Oregon, Dylan Gabriel. So you get the bit, but

just every single throw is all of his misses from a game. But he spices it out. I got the Oregon quarterback. All right, I got the Browns for a Yeah, it's a good bit. Really funny bit. It must be Douglas that sent us this, but

somebody sent to the den a giant thing of Tony Shatcheries. I always say it wrong. Tony Shererigans. I say it like Riff-Ref does. So thanks to we got a lot of new spices. I think Clayton might even have a hat

with exceptional head depth. Amazing head depth. And he could see it from across the room. He was like, I want that hat. He's got a gift. And I suppose the big-headed man is always on the lookout. You know? I got a few personalized license plates submitted to me this week.

This one is from Nathan. And you can put this one up if you want. It's, it's, oh. It's 11 S.E. CP-01 on a Kansas license plate. And I just don't, I'm trying to get in the mind of the person. Did you, if you lost someone, would that make sense? Probably not.

If you didn't, would it make sense? That looks like it's covered in the dust from the. The car actually does look like, yes. Like it was there. It was actually recovered from the site. Did I ever tell you, we went to, we went to New York like months later. I feel like it might have been like almost a year later and there were still like soot

on windowsills and stuff but anyways what's the thought process here just to everybody who the how many people see your license plate in a given day, average person it could be a thousand do you just want it every day to think

you know for the low price of 3999 I could remind a thousand people a day about the worst tragedy in American history what's their slogan though Never forget. There you go. John Rocker was all over that. It's also the night of Mumdani's win.

A Kansas license plate. It's weird. Everything about it is strange. Got a subject line, Ron Washington kid. Remember last week we're talking about Halloween? Yeah. When the little kid shaved his head to look like Ron Washington. It was a great, a great costume.

him. And he must be college age now, we think. Edwin writes, gentlemen, a couple of additional points on Ron Washington kid, Liam, is his name. He says, I am the one that took the picture and posted it to Twitter. Yes, Liam is a white name because he was adopted by a white family. I'm glad that he and his family got to do all the fun World Series things they did, and the Rangers did a great job capitalizing on the moment. but it was a bit Larry David for me as they got to go to the World Series and meet the team while all I got was a retweet from Gordon

always go for it on fourth down unless you're inside your own 20 or it's longer than fourth and 20 those are the only rules from day one subby Edwin the great Edwin yeah that's a really funny idea to me so I don't know about the adoption

and it seems like everything went great this was not like an exploitive thing We're not dealing with a blind side situation here. But the idea, let's say the kid was, it doesn't matter. You know that the kid's black. Whenever you adopt him, right? Like with Bob's case, did Justin already have a name? He did, right?

Yeah. So this kid didn't have a name. You have a black child and you name him Liam. It's very funny to me. It's about as. Is there another, is there a famous black Liam? they're man there may be one in like soccer is it like an irish name oh it's very english right i mean oh english yeah that's what i've always associated that one with and it's a very

popular name i think it might even show up in our top ten yeah names later in the news but to me the funniest thing would be a black family adopting a kid that looked like tc and naming it de bricshaw or something like that because that's that's just what is happening here You know what I mean? If you adopted, like, Dan McDowell, but you named him, you named him. La Fonda. Remontz. Julio.

I would like to have been named Julio. Somebody sent me, oh, Sean, a new bit, which is called On This Day Plus 12 months. Nine. Or, excuse me, on this day plus nine months, yes. Sorry. And he gave us 116, 1984, when Ronald Reagan has a historic destruction over Walter Mondale in the presidential election, 525 electoral votes to 13. I think Mondale won his home state and that was it. Like, you're Trump like, oh, we had a landslide.

This was a landslide victory. Yeah. every state except River Mondale. So Ronald Reagan, this huge landside win. 11684. And he says nine months later, 8,585, Jake is born. Maybe a celebration that night.

Maybe chappie. Chappie was a little. Chappie, but how about my mom? My mom had Reagan posters on the wall. My mom, I think, like, might have, I don't know if it was block walking or doorknock, but my mom was part of... She's like Greg? The chief criminals campaign. Did she call him Greg or chappy?

Nobody called... No, whose work was chappy. Okay, Greg? Yeah. I know it's weird, but would you wear this mask? Yeah. is weird but no i mean i've never thought of that but the truth is my mom was extremely stoked on regan extremely stoked and uh that that that that that she's not the only one he won by

i just want to also shout out this one comes to us from uh lance remember we had a sit in last week who was a really chill guy who worked with i think qualis and his name was estabon and he's told us he was a d3 soccer coach mm-hmm a guy who played for him was list like imagine how small world that is like down in what is it brownsville or brownwood yeah brownwood yeah and this dude who uh one of our cool aggies lance forehand which is also a very cool name but just about like you're just listening to show and you're like i played it this tiny what does he do but he's a soccer player lance forehand uh he just feels like some people have a name and then it's like no way that's your real name

when you do that job. I don't know. He obviously says here he hits women. Okay, good. Yeah. Here's one regarding Shottie from Jordan. Dear FBI director, Gash Patel. My daughter is currently obsessed with the movie Zootopia.

After firing it up for probably the 20th time on Disney Plus, I might have found the reason why Shottie asked himself questions at press conferences. If you're not familiar with Disney Plus, it's commonly considered the hotmail of streaming services due to its cutting-edge features such as pause, play, fast forward, and rewind. So this is a scene where Judy Hopps, Officer Judy Hopps, a rookie bunny cop, is nervous about giving a press conference and gets some advice from her Fox friend. I'll give that to you now Okay, press conference 101 You want to look smart

Answer their question With your own question And then answer that question Like this Excuse me, Officer Hopps What can you tell us about the case Well, was this a tough case? Yes, yes it was

You should be up there with me We did this together Well, am I a cop? No, no, I am not Mr. Hopser Hopser Hops here Over here! What can you tell us about the animals that went savage well the the animals in question um are they all different species

yes yes they are uh can brandon make that kick of course he can did we talk about it we did good bit yeah and i've i've tried to look that up before and that is sort of what you're high-minded people who write about like linguistics, that's what they'll say. It's an attempt to try to sound more intelligent than you are. And more in control

than you are. I'm not even smart enough to attempt to sound smarter. Real quick hit, let's plug Lone Star Beer and Lone Star Light just because they're a big sponsor and a big friend of the game streams. Lonestarbeer.com is where

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Yeah. Give some gifts. Give the gift of Lone Star beer apparel. And have yourself a nice Lone Star beer. We have a Roseanne nomination. Um, this was, uh, this was sent to me by a couple of different people over time. This one is the, uh, Maradonna one here, Clayton. Do you guys know Diego Maradonna?

He's the, the, the co-cooked out soccer guy. Oh, my. This is him now. Okay, he, so he played years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought he was a current player. No, he was a big deal in the 80s. And I think I mistakenly the other day attributed, uh, him having a brother who was killed by the,

the own goal. Yeah, but you know that actually. was no that was a paleo Pablo Escobar's brother really yeah I thought Pablo Escobar would have been doing the killing well I think he he might have been oh okay yeah but that's Maradona and he is an elite level Roseanne for sure yeah a foreign Roseanne yeah how big that category isn't too big for us No, I mean, people were trying to put Otani in there the other day. We're on Roseanne watch.

I have one entitled DZ glow-up. I have a picture in there for this, too. Dear Mr. Flurter of the Squirder, my leaders are Dan's parking space cone and Blake's video game skills. No one is talking about the dumb zone glow-up. I've attached a picture that is from January 2024. All three of y'all look better. So we can look at the picture there. Oh, yeah.

And decide. Oh, man. I look like Diego Maradonna. Okay, I'm seeing here, by the way, that Pablo unrelated to Andres. So he probably did kill him. But yeah, you look about the same. Blake looks way bigger, though. Yeah.

You lost a bunch of weight, bro. That's rough, man. What do you been doing? Slaying. Yeah? Crushing it. Yeah, no. I look like I ate me.

If you're going to hang out with Steve Berline, you got to keep in shape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Burline, banger. P.S. here from Justin. Are there any updates on Blake's dumb brother-in-laws? Yeah, one of them thinks Charlie Kirk is still alive. Yeah, that's really good. Why? What's the bit?

That's a thing, for sure. To prop up his wife for her future presidential campaign, I guess. Like that he couldn't have done it. Something about him to embrace it. I don't know. He also keeps her on a pretty strict allowance. I heard she got in trouble for going to Starbucks the other day. The other one gets mad if his clothes aren't laid out.

Wait, your wife's sister got in trouble for going to Starbucks. Yeah, yeah. She doesn't make the money in the household. It's not her money, dude. And so Starbucks is a little expensive for a coffee. I would agree. Damn. Yeah, they got...

He does have a little point. They stay busy. No, it's weird when you run into people like, you know, Matt and Shane, the Matt McCusker, who does the podcast with Shane, he has brothers that are like full on crazy. And he'll just talk to him about, like, he had him on after the Charlie Kirk thing. For them, it's not like this is a conspiracy. They'll just be like, well, yeah, I mean, obviously, you know, he's still alive. Like, that had to happen.

It's not even like, have you seen that he may be? it's like well obviously this is what they they had to put the body here like they needed it so that they could do this like it there's another reality out there and a lot of people's brother-in-laws so is this what happens when all the

conspiracy stuff gets brought into mainstream and then you got this other stuff now that's thought of as just there's some of that going on right like with like QAnon and stuff was a little bit of that yeah normalized yeah what used to seem crazy now that what's definitely crazy

is kind of like, no, that's kind of like a borderline, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Agreed. I thought of another one. Not the Kirk one, but the other one. He went to a turnstile-like concert where there's a pit, and I think this one actually is pretty aggressive. And took his wife. Okay.

And the wife is just so desperate just to hang out. She went, and she got, like, actually hurt at the place, like, concussion-level symptoms. It will happen, man. got to but you love these brother-in-laws bar setters i eat it up i can't wait to hear about it because it makes you're right she just thinks gosh i'm gone a lot but but compared to these guys lake is the perfect husband yes i love them a couple quickies here sam beeman husband of much more famous betsy beeman good dude he was telling me uh you know my power went out because of squirrels we assume it was squirrels because of wild life attacked the

box you know you can get traps and he said now that his father-in-law or his dad does it and you might ask like well why what are you going to do with there's a billion squirrel if there's rats in your house like you set a trap to get them out of your house yeah so you set an outdoor trap for squirrels yeah okay that seems yeah it's just trying to get your pound to flesh for all the damage that they're doing but and then you kind of keep them old man move I there so that the other squirrels will see. Yeah, from your fence. And then this one here, I should have played this while we were doing Shottie.

This is from, again, Tom Emrick and Coppell. And he tipped me off to a little something that he did during the Memphis Rice game on Friday night. Memphis blowing out rice. This is late in the third quarter. You can catch Peyton and Eli on ESPN 2. You got NFL live at 3. Scott Van Pelt in the Monday night countdown crew at 6. Speaking of Halloween, and speaking of the Owls,

did you hear what happened to Brian Schottenheimer, the Cowboys coach last night. Jenkins carries it for a couple here. Brian Schottenheimer said today at his press conference, an owl got into his house last night. Did Shottie remove the owl himself? No, he did not. Called Animal Control.

He said he was ready to stay at the condo and leave his wife there, niece, nephew, other family members are trying to get it out. they had to call animal control phenomenal just a masterful work i'm going to let his color guy play a little bit here owls are scary yeah now by the way they're they're they're playing rice too right rice is on the field that's why in it owls are scary yeah don't mess with owls i mean Memphis is tonight it's all good but oh they're tigers yeah that's right

that's a tiger i wouldn't be that scared of an owl but i'm a human Yep. Third and two. I laughed so hard the first time I heard the guy. In my head, I wanted to put like a long silence in there, but I'm a human. That's right. That was a tiger. I wouldn't be that scared of an owl.

But I'm a human. Yep. Yep. I got a couple here. This is from Bailey, who. How name? Oh, yeah. B-A-Y-L-E-Y I don't know for some reason that feels like a dude

It probably is but Hotter Yeah looks good in Wranglers I bet you I can't share this link But I'll put in the show notes Basically he has Created a website that accompanies the NBR Where certain things in my notes like the

Why Hillary Lost Are all available to click and play So if you like to hear Where in the context Where some of this comes from He's made a website and I'll put it in the show notes, but all the Rosans,

all the Dan fights with his wife, things that are bad. Oh, he made... He made the website. Stuff from our show. Yes. And so if you're interested in any of them for using our audio.

Make a few bucks. IP, bro. Why do we own the IP? If we can't sue people for it. And then from Carter said, y'all were talking about corruption and horse racing. Check out Cowboy Cartel on Apple Plus.

My brother lives there is in special operations and says, this is a very real thing. What's it called? Cowboy Cartel on Apple Plus. It's a drama, though? Yeah, it's a drama, but it looks like it is,

yeah, okay, it's based on a true story. Oh, no, it's a documentary here. I don't know. These are confusing, but it does look cool, though. It's confusing when I'm watching the morning show, whether that's a drama or documentary. It's so realistic. Just hits all the beats.

Yeah. Garrett emailed and just said, hey, listen to the Logan Wilson thing. Could you imagine a world where you sit down with your wife at night? And she just tells you, you're still one hell of a podcaster. All christen's embraces. Yeah. So I took a crack at it. Dan, I just want to say, I know that you are still one hell of a podcaster.

How can you make her sound so cryy? It's amazing. I love my AI. You're pouring your heart out, leaving the ticket, going to do your own thing. You're going to be a hell of a podcast. One hell of a podcaster.

That's it for me. Oh, I thought Blake said he had a couple. Am I high? He did too. Oh, he did too. How many is a couple? Two.

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Can I give you a real quick follow up for somebody sent me in the break about the names of kids and races and stuff? Well, you know, this guy pointed out. to me like he lives in a part of the metroplex where there are like a lot of a lot of Indian people now and he said that the funny thing to him is you know these are kids who were like they were born here and while when we when I was in high school or you're on a customer service line you might have like an Indian friend or an Arab friend or a Persian friend and they would just be like my name is James you call the phone and the guy's like hello this is Bob sure And we accept that, right?

But to his point, it's way funnier when it's names like Caden and Knox and Wyatt. Oh, they're doing that now? Yes. So he's like, so my, the soccer teams are just full of kids named like, you know, Braden, you know, Patel or something. And that is infinitely funnier. So if. And a normal old New Testament white name being applied to another race.

Like, it is funny. If you got a job over there, doing the same thing. Would you be like Anish? Would you say it? Probably. No, I think you probably would. Unless there's cachet in your situation to being white, or being Western or being

American, in which case maybe you wouldn't. But in this world, this melting pot we have, we're getting some funny out. Now we're going to. Let's do this. There are a couple other things to note before we go to news and everything. Many things.

35 points, 9 rebounds, 13 assists. We haven't even talked about the Cowboys trade and he's off about this. This is a Sesh. I know. Sesh at all. That's Luca Donchich, almost his second straight triple double. The Lakers beat the Spurs, 118 to 116. And here comes the king.

Elsewhere. Clear to play, bro. Looking good. the Pelicans beat the Mavs 101 to 99 Pelicans were on the road were the at the time the worst

record in the West and they were on night two of a back-to-back and if you look at the standings right now there are 15 teams in the West. Number 15 The Dallas Mavericks The Vision

The Dallas Mavericks. Well, this was always a long-term plan. This was from before the game, but it was the numbers are since the trade. The Mavs have missed the playoffs. They're 15 and 25 overall. Second and last in the West, now they're last. With the worst offensive rating of all 30 teams, Luca is averaging 41.5 points, 11 and a half rebounds, 8.5 assists.

He has played more games than AD, Kyrie, and Lively combined since the trade in February 2025. And remember, he was traded because of questions over availability and possibly cultural fit, whatever that means. Yeah, it's insane. And I'm getting to a point now where I'm ramping up my Mavs consumption. Like, I'm literally going back to the start of the year and trying to watch their games. Just a dog shit basketball team.

Yeah, I won't. And let me just tell you this, because this is still interesting to me, even though it hurts me. You know, I'll say it a million times. The NBA has statistics that can measure things beyond the box score, which is insane to say that you needed for Luca Donchich, the most prolific box score filler of all time.

But there were other stats, like the shot quality one that I reference all the time. and I would just do it like porno. I would go refresh the leaderboard and stare at it every couple days because you sort it for passes from and passes from Luca Donchich. Always, every year he was in the league,

ranked as the top quality of looks, whether they're dunks or threes, right? This is why Dwight Powell was able to stay in the league. This is why you can go get guys. And, well, this is how they made the finals. Didn't he get to the Western Conference Finals with White Powell around, the starting lineup. And Reggie Bullock

and Dorian Finney Smith were his wingmen who careered because they were getting looks from Luca. What looks out of the league? They go acquire PJ Washington who I don't know if I trust that shooting, but he's able to put together a few really

solid years in Dallas. He's now shooting 29% from 3. Clay Thompson was clearly headed towards the downside of his career, but you thought if you can go get Luca, you can give him only the best looks, and he can save what little bit he has left. Clay Thompson is shooting 29% from three. Najee Marshall, who was never a three-point shooter, is shooting 15% from three.

Literally, I've heard that they didn't really account for this, that the people involved in making the trade are not thinking in terms of, well, PJ Washington is only making threes because Luca is here. well clearly like I even saw a thing maybe the reason I'm bringing this up is like I saw a clip of Dumont remember at the luncheon the next week explaining himself and it was like

clearly they didn't think about those things because one of his big things was you know after last year I mean before the trade deadline we weren't a playoff team then we traded for these guys and like we became a playoff team like he's thinking Nico is this

brilliant guy he made these trades he's the one that made us a playoff team because they weren't a playoff team before the trades also Luca happened to be injured throughout the first part of the season if you recall which seems like

an effing million years ago it really does like very very recently imagine if they didn't have Cooper flag to just buy vibes back because they'd still be this bad if not worse yeah you know I mean it's not working on

I think you should boycott the Mavs and not spend a dollar and never watch their games and don't go to their games. That's my position. When you, I completely forgot what I was about to say if you started talking. I'm sorry. No, no, you're good. I just think about how much worse it could be. You said, imagine you can't buy it. Yeah, if you didn't have Cooper Flag.

Yeah, it's, whatever. It's lost. Yeah. Well, the Cooper Flag vibes and, well, you see our vision now. because that would get some people I will transfer this into a cowboy talk transition I should say

I know you don't like saying no I cut all that people that transition yeah but doge did the uh if you try to say okay would you make this trade Luca for Hooper Flagg and AD

uh the answer no do you understand Do you understand what Luca was? Can I assume a late first? Can I tell you about the, when you keep mentioning all these things that this one player, he's doing things not done since Oscar Robertson or LeBron or Wilk Chamberlain like that? You had one.

You had a Jordan. And everybody knew it was a Jordan. Everybody's like, wow, you got a Jordan. You can't, so lucky to get one of these. Anyway, you also can't do the same thing, I think, with, because I've been seeing this. a lot. Hey, you traded Micah and Mazzie for Quinn and Williams,

Kenny Clark and a first. But that just like the Mavs thing was not orchestrated to be that. You're now, you're chasing now. And as far as the Cowboys trades that they've

recently made, the national reaction is not good um i don't know what your reaction is i guess we talked about a little bit on tuesday well i guess i would say it's a it's a complicated reaction because uh i think there's uh they're going to be better next year than than i would have thought they would have been i mean by far the safest route to immediately upgrading your team is trading for in its prime quality talent, right? As opposed to free agents, because free agents, you don't know what's going on there. You're deciding what to pay them. It's a new deal, so it's going to be at the top of the

market. Trading for somebody that somebody else signed is almost always the way to go. But it makes me feel like it's less likely Pickens is here next year. And if you had told me after the off season, we can do one or two things. We can keep George Pickens. Or we can go sign Quinn and Williams for two years at this number, like as if he were free, I would have taken Pickens. Oh, yeah. Even knowing how bad the defense is, because that's just the way this thing is built. Now, if you're telling me that next year there's a world where DAC, CD, uh, Pickens, and Quinn and Williams are on this roster together, that's pretty gnarly, dude.

It just doesn't do a whole lot for this year when Pickens is here, which highlights how dumb all this shit is from the start. because you don't go acquire George Pickens unless you think that you're close and if you think that you're close you don't let Micah walk right before the season for things that don't really help you right now. Kenny Clark, nice player.

But if this had been Micah for Quinn and Williams at that time, which apparently was something they were trying to do, which makes this even dumber because then they got a defensive tackle with that asset in Micah and still went and got another one with their other assets. Kenny Clark and Quinn and Williams cannot both be here long.

term. With OSA? Three. What are we talking about? 20 million. Nobody ever intended that to be the case. And they've never put any money towards tackle. It's the TC said it last night, but when I was talking to them, but it's the same thing. It's whatever the last thing was. If they were getting their shit

lit on fire by the... How long have we been saying that? But I mean, yeah, that's when they trade it up for Mo Claiborne. Right. Or that's when they're going to draft this. But the reason they haven't made a trade up in years is because of Mo Claiborne. Right. Right. But now they're getting gashed in the run game. right year after year or two years in a row now and they're like all right what if we put 60 million inside the tackles

I wonder if they would have made that trade if they would have destroyed uh Arizona I think yeah dude I think he yes I know what you're saying but I think he was thinking like if the defense had a real good game they beat Arizona you yes I don't know if they pull the trigger in that trade I honestly think that they do because he just wants he wants people to talk about them like a contender and he was going to do this because this is going to possibly give them some outside shot of people doing that if they win like five of the next games had they just beat the breaks off Arizona and been four four and one heading into the break adding Quinn and Williams the tone would have been different and that's all he wants he wants the tone

let me read you a couple of national NFL people what they've said about this this is the horrific trade for the Cowboys is unfathomable for a team like Dallas to be trading away major draft resources for a soon-to-be 28-year-old defensive tackle on a salary-heavy contract in a season when it has a 7% chance to make the playoffs. I've seen that mention quite a few times the fact that he's a 28-year-old defensive tackle. Is that old for a tackle? I've never thought that was old for a defensive tackle. I haven't either.

Like if you said running back. Man, I think you still take the guys just. skills. You put him with the defensive line coach he was with before and I don't know. I think you can evaluate this deal and say I don't know about it for the Cowboys without taking a knock at Quinn and Williams where he is right now. That guy's still

an effing monster. The numbers show it. Here's another one. This is not a good trade in a vacuum and it looks even worse when you remember the Cowboys traded Parsons away for two first rounders. The only difference in trade return between the Parsons deal and the Williams deal was swapping a

first for a second. And now the Cowboys are paying Williams with the money they would have used in part to pay Parsons. Here's a hypothetical. The Packers' two first-round picks both end up at number 29, two losses in the NFC championship game. The Cowboys' second rounder next year ends up as the 42nd pick, and their first rounder in 2027 ends up number 16, average. The different trade value charts will give you different sums, but those two packages are roughly equal.

Yeah, I've seen that too, and obviously the Cowboys are making. a real high second and a low first is equal to what might be the cowboy yeah yeah and i think the cowboys are obviously thinking that they're not going to be picking at 42 so it says the cowboys might have traded as much draft capital for williams as they got for parsons correct and they say that's bad business it might be but they also freed up a lot of money listen dude i'm telling you if this thing goes into next year and they've got all the guys I just named, I would rather have that than Micah. Because next year, Pickens and Quinn and Williams will be making combined about what Micah is making. And I know that there's a lot going on there, ends and outs and culture,

whatever, but... Well, you're counting on them to sign Pickens then. Yeah, I think, and I worry that this makes it less likely and Jerry's going to be able to sell it as, well, look, we got the pie. We got to move some over to the defense, and that's what we did here. Here. One more thing, just a quickie. This guy said a bad trade compounded by a desperate attempt to make up for that bad trade. And I like Quinn and Williams. Well, I mean, it's also very chic to shit on the Cowboys and Jerry.

You're going to all of these. So there is a ton of trades. Like the Colts trade is not arguably. It's bigger. Right? I would say it's bigger. And while it's exciting, a lot less defensible. And maybe more controversial, yet all of the articles are Cowboys Terrible Trade, Cowboys Terrible Trade,

and then they list, here's the 12 trades there were, and the Cowboys are like eighth in there. But yes, it is a clickbait thing. I got one more question before you move on to the Colts. It sounds like you want to. No, I got another cowboy thing, too, so just keep going. Well, it's the Jets have worked it out, so they get the 2027 first of their choice. it is the better of the two whichever pick they deem better

obviously to be the higher pick what if the Cowboys trade one of those picks right now honestly no idea because this is something that I've followed for years with the NBA with protections

and there's like websites that'll give you like the life of a pick as it's traveled like the NBA picks are insane the bill on a school of rock you know It goes, but I honestly, I don't know. I haven't really heard of a preferable pick situation in the NFL. So maybe there are stipulations on it, I'm not sure.

They get to choose the Cowboys first rounder. I suppose, yeah, there must be language like that. So, like, if they only have one first rounder, they choose that one. Yeah, I'm not exactly sure how it would shake out. But it seems like a way that they could get around this, the pain of having to watch their pick when they're a bad. team go to the Jets. Yeah.

Which is very, very possible. Well, I was just going to add this is, you know, it's part of the story, but we've seen the Cowboys take some pretty cavalier chances with second round picks. And so maybe

they're moving off that and just saying we're going to get a player. There's part of the reason Marshawn Neeland was available when they drafted him was, I mean, it was at least a DUI and who knows what else. But Marshawn Nealyn, unfortunately now, is in the list of Cowboys' second round picks,

which actually extends beyond just guys who had character issues, considering Gavin Escobar is dead. That's not related? It's not related, but it is unfortunate. But, dude, the list of guys is long now. You can't deny that they're taking shots in the second round. that really don't match up with the difference of second and first round value. Like, if you want to do that in the fourth round, now we're talking.

But they will, they do consider second round to be play. No, it doesn't really matter how high the pick was. If it works out, you'll be a, he could be a first rounder. Oh, yeah. And Jalen Smith was the top of the second round. But Randy Gregory, Kelvin Joseph might have been a third, but maybe a second. Kelvin Joseph, Tristan Hill. There's a lot of them, dude.

And so maybe they're just like, we'll just get rid of our seconds. We do pretty well with the first. But the Colts thing, yeah, the Colts, the Colts are a draft and developed team. They've always been like a We Don't Spend team. They're thought of kind of like the Cowboys in that way. So it is pretty shocking to see them pony up two first for I am always nervous about trading for a corner or paying a corner. Any of it, dude. That seems like it goes very quick.

Yes, as quick as the winter day because Sauce Gardner is great, but that could go quicker than Quinn and Williams. If I had to bet on one of them being good in two years, I'd take the big guy. And the Colts are just drunk with happiness right now. And everybody's gassing them up.

They got a great offense. So they're thinking, why not? But, man. I've heard this take too. You almost have to win a Super Bowl. I've heard the take that, you know, you've got the new owner, the lady. She's on the sideline, listening in.

She's in the meetings, taking notes, all this kind of stuff. And you got a GM now, like kind of, Haralabob has talked to us about this, you know? The GM that wants to make sure he saves his job with a big move. What do you do here? Boy, that's a great way. What if he, what if this doesn't work out? Well, he won't be around to worry about these first round picks.

That'll be the next GM's problem. Yeah, and conversely, what I was going to say is... If it does work out, then I've used my first-round picks. Who cares? Because it got us to where, you know, I really impressed my boss and I got my new contract. And that's the most important thing. She'll know that I was doing stuff. Yeah, not that I just held firm.

Yeah, well, we saw how that worked out in Dallas when a guy decided he needed to prove the show was about him. I love it. And I'm very excited for my new Colts fandom. I will be watching every Colts game for the rest of the year. Dan will be possibly going with the bucks. It's a new world. The Cowboys trade, I'll put it to you like this. It's frustrating that all this happened in the order that it did

because it's just another sign of how disorganized, and I don't want to say mismanaged, but just managed strangely their entire roster operation is. Because the things that you said about they, well, what if they just traded this guy for that guy and this for this and this for that. Had that all done properly, I think they'd be in great shape right now.

But they didn't. They paid their quarterback way more than they needed to at the time and then chased that mistake with several others. It's unfortunate, but I'm excited for next season. Who knows? They get that by week. Remember that year they lost their, they got Amari? It's oddly similar, but I don't want to fall for it.

and that's the game out of the buy they played poorly right they lost that but then i don't know if they have any more losses in them all right news sure were you ready to go somewhere else i was just going to say speaking of losses uh you know underdog fantasy where you can win the holidays are approaching yeah underdog fantasy i got mine fired up right here i'm just going to continue with my wave from picks and I'm going to take Jemir Gibbs over on the rush yards and the attempts and I'm going to take Marcus

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All right, let's get back over to our news page here. This is a great one, man. This was sent to us by, he probably doesn't mind. Our buddy Emu Tom, who has a son who plays youth, sports out in the one of the western burbs it never really occurred to me until i was looking a map of where burleson is because uh my grand i had a grandparent that lived out in burleson

family that lived out there but i you know when you're a kid you never i never knew where we were going i didn't know that it was like south of fort worth legitimately just knew it was out west but it's like parallel with you know like DeSoto it's basically just the west south and I never thought of all that like Benbrook Alvarado

but out there it's a bit of a wilderness and that's why you will now see at Burleson's Chishol Field Sports Complex where youth sports a plenty are played alcohol sales really

wow which again, I'm just trying to highlight the wheels off nature of west and south. Yeah, that's Ziggin. When you think they'd sat, some of those are like, you, oh, is that a dry county or something? Is that a dry? Oh, yeah, dude. And there's places out there where you can't buy liquor. This is the opposite. Yeah. I've never heard of this. They had a 5-2 vote, and the council put a bunch of stipulations in. Like, we can amend this the sales policy. We have a right to choose it on an event-by-event basis, but it's a venue. I've driven by this a million times.

But they've got to make money, man. It is a huge-ass complex for youth baseball and softball. And, yeah, Tom, whose kid is involved in youth. How did they get a liquor license? I don't know. I don't know, but Tom just very lightly weighted in with, based on my recent experience with youth football, not sure about this. No, this is not a good idea.

Based on my entire life. Yeah. Of experience with youth sports. Yeah, we'll get some updates from Tom. They talked to a parent, Katie Johnson, who spoke against it, said, Is it alcohol to make money or is it kids? That feels like maybe a misquote. But what I really wanted to get to is that her 8-year-old daughter, Kennedy,

said she'd witnessed poor behavior from adults who'd been drinking at her softball games. Yeah. Yeah, when does this take effect? um you know what it doesn't does it say because within a month are you going to be doing a story about that was where i wanted to get to today is if we yeah put it over under on it yep yeah council members said things like that uh you know it's okay if we have them at fourth of july celebrations at you know at this park but we don't we don't want it for ball games but so far this is this is the plan

Like, all I can think about it. I like it, man. That's full freedom. Let's just have... True. Do all, you know, libertarian, right? I always love this bit, too. A council member said that he added that alcohol sales could be another great selling point.

As they seek to bring more events to Burleson. Move to Burleson. Which could benefit local hotels and businesses, which you always must think of. We should call the city of Burleson to see if they want to advertise. Hell yeah. Like, what was it? There was some city advertising at the state fair, right? One city.

Savannah, Georgia. Yeah, it wasn't in here. You have to do a lone star remote at the sports complex. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I'm in. Get to. I mean, all I can think about is the Bat Dad episode of South Park,

which might be my favorite. When Randy's going to all the kids' baseball games, getting hammered so that he can fight opposing parents that talk trash was that this is America yeah okay because he finally fights bat dad

who's like his final bat dad I ain't hear no bell this story out of Wichita Falls and I think I put the the photo in there Clayton we probably don't need it

okay Maybe I didn't. What is it? You're right. Out of Wichdaw Falls, you probably don't. A woman was arrested for biting off another woman's thumb in a fight. Yeah. The arrest took place.

We have a mental image. The arrest took place yesterday. The incident actually took place a couple of weeks ago. The woman who was arrested, it sounds like it was probably homeless. Okay? This took place at an apartment complex, so I don't think she lived there. Because the police spoke with her, the woman who did the biting, and she said that she was, quote, carving sticks near the staircase of the victim's apartment when the victim came out of her apartment and mentioned the mess. Whitland.

Like, who's just sitting around? Like, it feels very homeless, right? I don't know. I'm just sitting here just shaving on wood outside your door. Like, move, dude. Clean that shit up. And she didn't want to do it. She got into an argument.

A lady's daughter comes outside. That'll help. And they each have two people trying to separate them. And they're doing the hold me back deal. And the lady they arrested said that while the other woman was trying to hold her back and she kept trying to punch at her, she punched towards her face. Her thumb slipped in her mouth and she bit it off. Ah, okay.

That is impressive jaw strength. she pointed to the she pointed to blood on the ground and was like yeah I bit her thumb off she was trying to hit me they went to the hospital in which doll falls where they found the woman and she told a bit of a different story

that the lady had grabbed her hand in the altercation and had grabbed her hand and bit her thumb off just before the first knuckle and at that hospital they told her we're not going to be able to put the thumb back on. They transported her to JPS. You know what that is, Dan?

That's like the Fort Worth, I guess, like public hospital. It's where I was led to believe nightmares happen. Like, if you ended up at JPS, it was bad news. Like if some homeless people ended up there too, people who had mental health breakdowns, it was a bad spot. So they get her there, and those doctors also tell her, the stum ain't going back on. So this lady's thumb is gone.

And the affidavit said the victim told police that after the accused bit down on her thumb, she sped out the portion of her thumb and began laughing about biting her thumb off. Hmm. That sounds a little evil. There's your photo. It's actually not as bad as you would think. That's who bit the thumb? Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Fisty. What's that call her? No doubt. No doubt about it. The victim told the officer. Mugshotty. She'd had previous issues with the woman.

Leaving a mess. On the day of the incident, she simply asked the woman to clean. And how much whittling could it have been to be that? It's definitely not worth half your thumb. No way. It depends. How much do you use, which hand? Do you hitchhike a lot?

You're just a mound of shavings outside your door. That's annoying. I know, but it's like usually it's way worse than annoying. It's like they were beaten on my window or they were outside. You know, just hitting on my car screaming. Like, this lady was basically just doing what Clayton does on the weekend. And it annoyed these people, you know, to the degree where they got into a fist of cuffs over it. Very Wichita Falls.

The hits keep coming. Blake, where is Lovejoy, ISD? That's very close to me. It's up kind of in Parker. You heard any stories? Little South of Allen. I don't know. Argyle plays love join the playoffs in two weeks. That's where Todd Dodge.

How haughty is that right there? What? In two weeks? We know our round one playoff match up. Already. Yeah. They were fourth in their district. Argoal was first in theirs.

We have a couple of different stories out of lovejoy. We'll just, this one was sent to us by one of our listeners who has, I believe, a family member that works out there. But two Lovejoy, high school teachers are on leave. These are separate allegations of misconduct involving students. Everybody's coming forward. I know. And they've had a handful of them out there. 2023, they had a special education teacher who had an improper relationship with a student.

I'm not going to say if it's worse if it was one of her students, but I also am going to say it's worse if it was one of her students. Yeah, should that be a different, like, what do you label that? You got a hate crime. Well, yeah, I mean, I know that we have like our, you shouldn't be considered the same if you're like a 60-year-old hooking up with a three-year-old as a 22-year-old hooking up with a 16-year-old.

So we've acknowledged that there are levels to this. But they also want to, you know, we want to treat you like you're the same. But. And so look, I would have sexually assaulted a... But you said she? That was a she. It was a lady teacher? Yeah.

This one involves two males. As parents were emailed that... Wait, a male teacher? Hooking up with a male? Doesn't save. But one of the males was the head volleyball coach. That checks out for sure. Yeah.

Man, I got an email from a guy. We're wearing them tiny shorts and everything. Why do they have to do that? Shouldn't they be able to just be a little more comfortable? I would think so. Like it's so sexualized. I can tell you we never missed. When the schedule is lined up where we could be there.

Oh, yeah. Football, we were there a lot. A whole lot. They knew. They loved it. Big fan of supporting your school. They loved it. as creepy as that sounds.

But yeah, how about just some like umbrose? Some nice soccer shorts that wouldn't get the job done. Yeah, they're going to be wearing them when they're 40. Like, let's get them started early. Like they bring back Homek, but all the women have to change into sweatpants before they end of the classroom. Like it's a lab uniform.

This is what it will be like. Man, I got an email from a guy who a couple weeks ago heard me say, man, I was kind of surprised to see a band director. grooming story and he was like no bro no and sent me one of the longer emails I've ever received and had like 30 links

of just local cases Melissa's in here Limpassas Stratford South Oak Cliff St. Angelo Crum Buda Palestine these are all like in the last

four or five years his point was you know because I think I seized on the like yeah but these are all just like nerds and he's like yeah but the band director is also a nerd he's just now in a position of power leading other nerds that were just like them

a few years prior band kids also hang out in band hall constantly when they have free time in school because it's a safe space to hang out with your other geeky band friends and I do remember thinking like boy they get to just go in there and hang out.

It's like a lounge for them. Mm-hmm. Whereas like the field house for football is across the street. You can't just get over there and hang out. Anyways. What's going on in the bands? Maybe that's where the band camp thing came from. Let me get back to my other one here.

Oh, this is not a local story, but it is a very funny one. Other than the fact there's a death. A private school. school instructor was killed with his 15-year-old son when they were stung more than a hundred times while ziplining by Asian Hornets. This is a guy who headed up like a very elite private school, and so this is why it's making a story, I guess. But, yeah, just zipline trip.

they were in Laos They both died No, the dad died Oh The son Oh no wait They did both die The way this story

Is written It's a little bit But they did both die 47 and 15 Both song more than a hundred times While zip lining at a resort These things get big too The hornet

Yeah it's like a two to three inch hornet With a half inch stinger Damn That's kind of dying doing it you love They say it's very painful though but I mean you were zip lining Why would Jeremy Lynn do that? Is that an accurate joke?

Did he actually play from Charlotte? Yeah Okay It took a while to craft it, but I like it. Yeah, I think this guy, this guy had been living abroad Just because of the accuracy. With his son, so you know it's one of those deals where it's like, man, I got, I have this job.

Like, it allows me to live remote. I'm making great money. We're going to go see the world together. Let's go to Laos and go ziplining, like on the movies. Yeah, and you're making fun of me for doing nothing. I mean, look. I'm still here, bro. Look, there's plenty of evidence or ammo for the do nothing crowd.

You know, it's why Donovan would always say he would never go camping. Or do it just didn't like being outside. Yeah. and last story a serial stalker out of frisco has been sentenced I mean I don't even know if I want you guys to guess because he definitely was a prior stalker

like he'd been arrested multiple times he kept commenting the contacting the same woman kept sending her social media messages threatening sexual racist messages he left something on her message on her porch, like gifts starting back in 2022. He wouldn't stop. Yeah, that's bad.

So keep that all in mind when I tell you that he got 20 years. Whoa. Which is the max for stalking. But he had been caught before and told stop and he didn't. Yeah. Yeah, he had first started contacting this woman back in 2016. Yeah, man. And I think she was like 21 at the time.

You know, obviously now. What was she wearing? First, tell us that. Yeah, man. That's the max you can get. And he looks a lot like Gardner Minchew. I should have got you a photo. It is the weird thing.

You're trying to pretty yourself up for male attention. But then maybe she's just so good at it. God, being a woman would be a effing minefield, man. Always touching yourself, looking at yourself. stuff in the mirror. Right. Getting your nipples hard. Just other cool stuff you could do if you were a lady.

Do you think they're just practicing, like, swinging the pillow? For their friends? When they have pillow fights? Yeah, like at home. Yeah, like, you know how you'll just sit around and practice your golf swing a little bit? Like, are they doing that, too? Yeah. In case one of my friends comes over and offers me some wine, I'll be ready to have a quick pillow fight.

That's what I'm imagining happens when girls get together. Again, he had harassed four other women. Oh, okay. So it wasn't feel. No, but this one he didn't feel special. No, well, this one he went the hardest and he's going down for, but they needed to prove that, I mean, I don't know if they needed to. Do they put her name in the story or no?

Yes. I think so. For research, what's his name? His name is Robert Bevers, B-E-V-E-R-S. Her picture is certainly not in here. But he does look very much like Gardner Menchu. He looks like a stalker too. Got to be a tough draw in prison.

Like, you're not convinced anybody you're tough. Or you wouldn't stop giving her love unrequitted. Is this? Where is this? Oh, okay, this is a different Robert Bevers. Mine's in Frisco. Okay, I got a guy in Tulsa. who he and his brother planned a mass shooting after murdering their family.

Damn. And here's the full confession video from Fox 23. Fox! Woo! There it is. We're into Fox 4 around here. And Channel 27. DZTV, watch it tonight.

And that's going to do it for the new... Yeah, what do you got, Blake? What's happening in America today? we were sent this story a few different times from a few different people but Taco Bell is releasing a pie have you seen this you heard about this no I'm suspect Taco Bell made a Baja blast pie

and it was released today and we have one in studio no effing way foodie CK here got in line and I believe was the first one to get a Baja Blast pie at this location. So Baja Blast is a Mountain Dew flavor. This isn't a meat-filled pie. This is a pie, like a dessert?

Yeah, this is... And you know Jake is now dessert guy? A Mountain Dew-flavored pie, which I would also like to try. A Mountain-Due flavored pie. Those up here, want to see, it is just a neon green there. It looks to be on eight. What's that run you? 20 bucks.

20 bucks for the pie It does look like it is It's on a normal You know Graham crackery type crust With the whipped cream around Like some sort of like French silk pie type

Now were you into Baja blast? No No Boy I loved it But I do like Mountain Dew It just doesn't seem like The sort of thing I'd want to mix up Let's give it to go here though

Let's see The holidays are approaching Jake just took two Enormant. I've never seen it with his laptop. I didn't think he would have enough room in his mouth after that first bite. I'm going to say that's really, really good. Really? Yeah.

I'm very excited. I love Baja Blast. In the terms of like lemon meringue or key lime, which if you're not into that, obviously, you're not going to do it. But you know what it is. It's just going to taste like, this is, dude, this is great. Wow. Remember when he never would eat any sweets? I know.

I don't eat that. This rule is here. I'll get you a different port. There's your news. Yeah, I want to try that. Okay. What if you guys waited until like the show was done? No?

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Help us out a little bit. Thank you, Frankel and Frankel. Quick review. That's pretty good. It's pretty good, dude. Have you eaten any, Clayton? What's going on? I thought, you're pie guy.

I don't know if you're, Dan, how do you feel about, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, lemon or lime in a lot? Because I'm not huge into that. Love lemon meringue, love, but I respect it. If somebody has a good slice, I'll have it. The graham cracker crust, love it. That's what that tastes like. Okay.

But if Mountain Dew were the fruit, it's actually extremely good. I'm not positive I've ever drank a Mountain Dew. Bro. Honestly, we were talking the other day. There never seemed anything attractive about it to me. Denham was out at the remote, and she was saying that I blame Texas State for becoming an alcoholic. Oh, yeah. In hindsight, it might have been like when me and my buddy would go on vacation to, I guess we'd go to, like, South Padre or Mustang, whatever people in Texas go.

And we would each house, like, 18 Mountain Dews in a day and just crush them on our heads and shotgun them. And it trained you to be a drinker. I mean, at the time, it was like clearly what we were going for. And you'd get just hyped out of your mind. Yeah. It's popular in the video game scene. Oh, yeah. It's extreme, Dan.

Fairlease.org presents on this day in history. It's November 6th. This is the day that my mom got knocked up. Oh, that's right, in 1984, right? Mm-hmm. I wonder if wearing that mask, it's all hot, sweating. Ninety-three on this day, the seventh round of the Riddick Boe, Evander Holyfield fight was delayed 21 minutes by a parachutist.

James Miller, the fan man, crashed against the ring. And, you know, it made us mention it every year from there on out. It's a funny video, I think, if you look at it. Yeah, I confuse him with multiple other fans, I think. Because he's fan man, right? Well, yeah, but like he had a giant, I don't know. But was he John 316 guy too? No, no, no, no.

That's what I think I conflated to do. No, the fan, like he had a fan. type get up yeah he was attached to a fan yeah on this day in 1995 brown's owner art modell announced plans to move his team to Baltimore he didn't just like announce it it's like somebody found like that was actual journalism to figure that out it would have been done at some point but they did not want that out at this time during the season muck fodell on this day in In 1996, Todd Hollinsworth is a Dodgers outfielder. He won rookie of the year becoming the fifth straight Dodger player to win rookie of the year.

Can you name any of the other four? What year did he win his? You said, 96? 96. So five years. I can give you a couple. Go ahead. Raw Mondesie.

Yes. Hadeo Nomo. Yes. Wow. Dude, I played an insane amount of video game baseball. ball in the 90s. That might be all I can give you, but I might have got Hollinsworth, but no, let's keep going here. How about Tommy LaSorda's nephew, was it? He was like, picked very last in the draft just because, as a favor to Tommy LaSorda. And won a rookie of the year?

I think, unless I'm getting this mixed up with someone else, but it's Mike Piazza. I was going to say Mike Piazza, but I did not know that he was Tommy Lassorda. I feel like I would have known that. Well, look it up because I might be wrong, but I probably not, because I'm always right. And then, is there another pitcher? You'll never get the other one. Okay. Eric Caros. But had an effing rake in his day, though. Yeah, those teams were fun on the video game. On this day in 2011, Drew Pearson, Charles Haley, and Larry Allen inducted into the Cowboys Ring of Honor on the same day, which I think kind of cool when they did it, Troy Emmett, and

and the plea maker. But it feels like it diminishes you a little bit if you just get thrown in. Drew Pearson, Charles Haley, and Larry Allen. It's like they didn't get their day. It's a day that they shared with a couple other guys. Why wouldn't you do it three different games? You have all these games.

Way less of a deal, but when the Hawks starters, a few years ago, all five got named All-Stars, it was like, well, it's just their team. Like, it's like, okay, well, none of these guys are ever going to have another one. this is kind of lame. By the way, I was a big raw Mondesie guy because I was, as you might

guess, forced to play right field. Mm-hmm. And the fact that there was a guy who was actually a good athlete who was a right fielder. Oh, yeah. When you have to play right field as a kid. He had a laser arm. Oh, yeah. No, and your dad's like, look, some of the best players in baseball are right field. You're like, really? You're crying on the way home?

Yeah. Famous wedding on this date. Tony Curtis was an actor. he's 73 he married Jill Vandenberg how old was she what year

this is 1998 I'm not bringing it up because yeah he was what he's 73 I feel like I would have heard of her I'll play an easy one and say 30 40 47

is that bigger than a Belichick or same what's he dude that's it's 50 plus so bell check's 50 plus you're going to have a hard time finding one bigger than his all right this is under 50 then it's fine so that's the new new thing is under 50 is fine yeah because what didn't what was the formula half your age plus seven yes okay so people say it's either 48 or 49 years but people don't know her exact birth date so i i've seen 49 she was 21 he was 60 or excuse me

Seventy. This is Jordan? Yeah. By the way, Tony Curtis, he was an actor, famous Hollywood guy, left $40 million to her and zero to his kids in his world. Nice. Nice. Look her up. Jill Vandenberg.

She's $40 million hot. Would you wish that on your daughter? Like, you know what? If she marries a. a dude 50 years older than her, but she gets 40 million out of it. Are you happy? Like you at least know she's going to have health care. Things like that. I don't know. You've got to see, like, is there a little happiness? You can't be getting slapped around. I think that's... No, no, no. She's happy. She likes him and he's nice to her and stuff. She's probably got to do some

things. I'd rather have that than what Matt Khalil's wife divorced him over. You seen this story going around? No. Matt Cleo has an offensive lineman for the Vikings. Yeah. Says her NFL husband's penis size sparked divorced. She said it was the size of two Coke cans. Why would that ever be something that would be public?

And also she's leaving him because his junk's too big? Mm-hmm. So it was painful. well so at least with some old guy what's her name haley bailey i got a little more of your speed i got yeah i will not you will not run into that problem over here that's one thing we can promote honestly that's got to be one of the sickest divorces of all time where you're like dude that's a bummer man what happened how you

holding up you're like i'm fine my dick was just too big and she decided to tell everyone so now everyone thinks I'm the man Yeah Does a lady want that? I mean this lady doesn't This lady doesn't but there's got to be some who do She's a small She's a thin, modally looking woman too He needs to

How long until Bonnie Blue gets in here? Oh my God, yeah By the way Jill Curtis What happened to her? Go ahead Jill She got married three years after Tony died Okay, that guy, that's who you want to be Right Oh, you got 40 million

sweet and I'm following up an 80 year old guy cool like I don't want to follow up well maybe I do with her follow up Matt Khalil but in general you don't and today is November 6 this day in dumb zone history I got a few from 2020 and yeah my notes are ridiculous sorry but Jake said that he wouldn't watch Game of Thrones because he doesn't like shows that take place in the woods I remember that. And then all of a sudden he's like Mr. Dragon. Mm-hmm. He's on Dragon, bro.

Some of those details are correct, but we'll let it ride. Yes, I... You see the new Dragon Show? I committed the cardinal sin of changing my mind and listening to my friends and taking their advice. Have a little conviction, pussy. You just saw a show and didn't want to watch it because there were trees around? Yes. Everybody has like auto-offs, right?

Women being in the show, the woods. I get it. Yeah. And then a couple chappy ones. The first he said he would make the boys battle him in a three-point stance. Oh, my God, dude. I can't tell you. Like you're 10 years old, and he'd drop down in a three-point stance?

Oh, yeah. Like, in public. And fire off in the ball. Yeah, in public, in the ball, he'd just, yeah, he'd be like, get low. Get lower than me. And then I don't. I don't have low man wins, pad level. I don't remember this, but I think we should ask Chappie about it on Friday

because he said Chappie, Joe, and Jake scrimmaged another dad and his two sons in football. Wow, I bet Chappie was really into that. R-I-P to that guy. He's since departed, but his soul left his body that day. When Joe's your son? I put five. Probably looks little.

I was going to say five or six, but it was either four or eight, obviously, plays on cards and took him out there, and we had worked on it. And these two kids were not even athletes. They were just like, hey, we like football, too. And I say we were athletes. We were 10 and 7, but we definitely thought we were hot shit. But this little 7-year-old, no one knows he's the ringer. No, well, yeah, dad knew.

And we just beat the brakes off of them. It was a sad day. It was a lot of fun, though. All right. Other birthdays today, we have Lamar Odom is 46. From Chloe and Lamar Man Remember the argument with Mark Cuban right when they acquired him?

I do, he called into the station. Hey, not sure this is going to work, and he's all mad. He'll ride for his homies. Yeah, that's what you got to give him that. Troy Hambrick is 49, former cowboy, who at one point was up in the booth with us in San Antonio telling us that he went to Jerry.

He went to Mr. Jones to talk to him about how he should play more than Emmett. It's like, wow, what an era we're in here. That was the Campo era. Then the next year, Emmett's gone. Parcells is there. And Troy Hambrick was the starting running back, 900-something yards rushing.

That was the first Quincy year. Can we tease next week at all? Yeah. Why do we have? have Quincy? No, next week we have Emmett. Oh, dude. Yeah, we should talk about that.

Okay. I'm all worried about it. You don't want to do it? I don't know. And I'm thinking the thing is... Let's let the people into how our scene works. Let's talk it out. Well, like they sent a thing, and it's talking about how you want to have Emmett on,

and you can talk about all these, you know, whatever it is. I don't know if it's mental health or something, a good cause. So the answer to the first half of the question is, yeah, I want to have Emmet on, you know? But that's the only reason we get anybody. Well, at the Super Bowl. Yeah, but. But Emmett... You know how to play this game.

I know, but he won't be here. No, it'll be on Zoom. And I've also dealt with Emmett before. Okay. He's not like personable. All right. I'm willing to do it because he's Emmett Smith, right? Yeah, Cowboys' Buy Week.

talk to Emmett Smith? Sure, but it just feels like... What I really want to do is... It might not go well. I think there's a good chance of that. What I really want to do is... Like, he doesn't care, and it's just going to be one in the line. He's on the phone for 10 minutes with how many people.

You know, and we're going to be, like, number four, or number eight, or whatever it is. And it's going to be... Like, is it going to suck? I wouldn't mind talking to him about the shack roast if I thought he would actually talk to us about it, but, you know, he won't. Oh, the Emmett Smith roast. Yeah. Okay.

Are you back in? All right, yeah. Of course, I'll talk about that. He'll definitely. They say everything's bigger in Texas, and that includes Jerry Jones' new stadium. What do you think of the new place? I think the new stadium is absolutely stunning. Not in the same.

No, the audio. Literally edited. Like, at least. It seems like they had to go to, they were, like, heading out to Beirut, where he's like reporting from conflict. on the satellite, you know. They have an opportunity now to tailgate at a brand new stadium and smoke it up and serenate the whole stadium itself.

To me, tailgating is a part of game day experience. And what we found is that 42% of the people prefer pork over the other meat. That's less than half. Actually, more don't prefer it. Oh, man. But also, it's just a, like, who? Who has done this stuff? Well, he's found that.

Okay? He's found that. And he said, we're going to serenate. Smug it up. And nobody's like, should we do another take? Yeah. Or we don't, maybe that was take 18. What am I supposed to be looking for?

This is actually the best one. What am I looking for on my grill? I don't know. I don't know. Pork fans who are going to why, because pork is, It's easy, it's easy to cook, it's simple, and it's affordable. And so going to Gaines and simple, look for everybody out there to be tailgaden to be using some type of pork meat on their grills.

He goes it out like a news reporter to be using some type of pork meat on their grills. Let's say something nice about Emmett and wrap it up. All right, we'll talk about that. He'll definitely not talk about it, but we will. And then when he hangs up on us, we'll play some excerpts. Yeah, maybe from ESPN when he was on TV. Where was I? Oh, Chad Curtis is 57, former Ranger.

I was going to say, bro, I think he's got a... Yeah, man. Something going on. Yeah, I think... Josie Altador is 36. Gee, dude. Talk about your... He's some soccer guy, right?

Yeah. Was he like the... Who is the little kid? the United States Freddie Adieu Yeah Was he that And then he didn't turn into anything?

Or he turned... Josie played on the national team But he was not like a Star or anything Yeah Several female students In May 2012 accused Curtis Of inappropriate touching

That's right Or he was a coach Uh Sally Field is 79 actress now this right here is the the predator version of not missing any

questions on the test when you cheated Curtis offered massages to some of the female athletes at the school but never to any of the boys you're just going to have to rub down some boys yeah you want to keep this thing going you're going to have to get Braden in there and rub his

very nice firm teen biceps if you want to just massage kids right that's good that's fine then well you can be like I'm a sports guy uh Maria Shriver is 70 Arnold cheating on her yeah

probably a bunch but the one he got popped on was the was the housekeeper who did not look like you might expect if Arnold's going to cheat on Maria Shriver you would not expect this oh no no no the perfect crime

Let's just say Patrick Schwarzenegger from White Lotus has a half-brother that looks nothing like him. Lorraine Powell Jobs is 61. She's the widow of Steve Jobs. If you read the book, the Walter Isaacson book on Steve Jobs, fantastic book. Steve Jobs gave him full access,

told everybody he knows, talk to him and tell him the truth about everything. And he paints Steve Jobs as quite the asshole in many respects. And he paints the widow of Steve Jobs as someone who planned a meet cute. Yeah. It kind of like made sure she'd be sitting in a certain spot where he'd be. And like that might have been finagal, might have been checking the minor league stats and hanging outside the clubhouse

and seeing who I'm going to bang the night, that kind of a thing. Yeah. but whatever i don't think that was the case with uh one mackenzie scott the ex of jeff bezos because she was like actually an engineer at amazon but have you seen like this woman is an actual money where like he's giving all of her money away jobs bezos is his ex-wife mackenzie scott who's like because lorine jobs also labeled as philanthropist which we know how that works can you be labeled that if you just not really totally rich like what if you have to be what if you only make 100,000 a year but you give away 80 of it

are you a philanthropist you are but nobody's going to call you that they're just going to call you an idiot am i one for giving a hundred bucks to angelo every month yes yes you absolutely are yeah Ethan hawk is 55 from the movie training day boyhood that's right i mean i knew where dan wanted to go but yes training day's a top fiver for me so oh i've got a person if i say his name i would say this is why hillary lost bowen yang is 35 i think he's funny it's so it's surprising to me that he was yes he is why obviously why shane did not get hired at s&l the first time um but both feels like that's an He's funny, though.

Is he? Yes, dude. I've heard him on, like... He was in a skeet with Shane, too. Yeah, he's funny. I don't know. It was just, everybody was caught up and dumb shit at the time. That's interesting.

I wonder how things would have turned out if Shane never got ousted. Yeah, I mean, I've heard him talk about that before. Would he actually be doing arena tours? No. No chance. Yeah. No chance. Because he would have stopped doing Matt and Shane, which is certain.

how the groundswell of people getting to know him and kill Tony and all that like no i almost feel bad for i don't know it's a dream job but s and hell seems like uh not it's like a real boom or bust thing you know it doesn't seem like anybody just kind of does medium and keeps working after that maybe they do but you just never hear from them again or they become massive and they're in commercials every weekend during football. You know what I mean? Like three quarters of the staff, those are some of the most talented comedic minds

in the country, someone has determined. And after they worked there for three or four years, it's just like, oh, whatever. We'll get new ones. It's weird. Rebecca Romaine is 53. Man, I was in love with her. Not Stamos anymore, huh?

No. Because of the ball cap? Because he wouldn't commit with Dave Cooley. Jerry O'Connell? that's right because he's big barstool guy she's funny

Oh yeah I think The fat guy from Stand By Me She's married to you right That's who that is Anybody see Stand by Me That's not how I would Think of him

He's in You know Kangaroo Jack Jerry McGuire Emma Stone is 37 She'll scratch your back And super bad She's in a new

Really weird movie With Stavros She seems to be becoming our generation's like I don't know what other generation. She's like our Auteur. I love her. Yeah, she's great. I think she's great. Jerry Yang is 57. That's the

co-founder of Yahoo. Remember Yahoo? Who's going to Yahoo? You still use their email, I think. And Dumb's on birthday of the day. You've got to give Blake a bone now and again, right? Sure. Yeah. I mean, that mustache, it's almost

demanding that I give him a boat. What is it? Derek Chauvin's birthday or so. A 49 years old, Sal Volcano. Wow. Now is he, is his docket clean? From the impractical joke? Or is it? I don't think so.

He was impractically. The underage jokers. He was impractically joking a little too hard. From the statutory jokers. Go over and tell her she'll get playing time if she comes into the locker with you. Do a prank on her. sure you're a wiener have him do jumping jacks naked

it is a funny meme it's so good it's so good you see it with like Cowboys trade say that you traded him because you're worried about his being injury prone but then you traded for Anthony Davis and then the next one

Born on this day now dead, I give you Aaron Hernandez. Damn. Who really in the long run had too many video cameras. If you've watched a documentary, because he had video cameras all around his house, and that's what busted him, his own video cameras. Yeah, I remember the day that they raided his house, that being the big story, it was like, oh my God.

We have everything. Right. Like, don't have video cameras. But I guess he had those cameras because he worried about people coming after him, too. Crazy paranoia. celebrity crush of my rehab roommate. He thought he was hot? Yeah, he was the only athlete he knew.

Because we started watching the show, and he was like, oh, this is the hot one. How's your roommate doing? I'd talk to him in a minute, man. I'm sorry. You worried that he's... I don't know. Falling. You hear, I've heard of people, there's people who I was in there with who have died.

Like, it is... Are really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's a... How's a pond guy? You guys to keep in touch I think I lost his number man

And Barno's Day Now Dead This is our final one today Pat Tillman Oh Wow Do we play his brother's speech He's up in heaven

Smiling down on us That's not in heaven He's fucking dead Jake can just do it from heart Joe Vanderberg was a piece in her day, by the way, boys. Hey, Dan, for content, will you just try a piece of that pie? Of course. Can we listen to a little Pat Tillman's brother while you hand me that pie?

It's right there on your table already. And that's what happened on this day in mystery. I think you're going to like that, dude. He was always giving gifts. Thanks, Pat. I didn't write shit because I'm not a writer. And I just want to say it was... There's a lot of people here, thanks.

It was really amazing to be his little baby brother. Yeah, I'm not just going to sit up here and break down on you, but thank you for coming. Pat's a fucking champion. always will be just make no mistake he'd want me to say this he's not with God he's fucking dead he's not religious

so thanks for your thoughts but he's fucking dead um which one of you will carry that out for me I got one guy back here I know CK's on the wall

yeah I'll be eating Bahablas pie the back yeah yeah I like the pie nice you knew I would Big Brandon Aubrey show

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