The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 12-4-25 | Brandon Aubrey gets ready for the Lions game and DeeZ Picks with Cirque Du Sirois

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneBrandon Aubrey joins live from Detroit ahead of the Lions game, Blake joins as well to play some highlights from Brad and Babe last week. Cirque makes their weekly appearance for DeeZ Picks, their first since surging into first. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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It's game day. It's Cowboys Stream Day. We'll be heading out to Zollies to pick up some pizzas after the show. Oh, my. Bring them back over here. What a life. Might eat a piece or two on the way back. Boy. If you would like to cater your...

Cowboy watching party tonight, Conne Roso. Your company Christmas party. Yeah. Whatever you got coming up this holiday season, which are right on top of us. Yeah, I was thinking today I just got an email. regarding some happenings this afternoon. So we've got the Cowboys stream tonight at like 720. We usually in the show around 2.30.

If you just want to stay live, the Brandon Nimmo introductory press conferences at 3 o'clock. Oh. If you want to. A little mystery science theater that? Yeah. Or maybe go. Maybe send Trey or something and ask him his thought on. Well, I just want Jared to give some tough question.

You head about all that answer that you want. at home. Still, still just a Hall of Fame moment from, I've never created anything like Tony Romance is back doing corner to this season to Jerry Jones. Anywho. Thursday show, it is Cowboy Game Day, but despite that, Brandon Aubrey will join us. In less than a half hour, he says. Hopefully, I texted him and just was making sure he had the time zones correct, because

I know if I was there, I would not. But it's a different time zone, right? Yeah. I was going to say that's a bit ridiculous. He travels a lot. He lives on these schedules. Certainly NFL players. But he said, I'll be with you at noon.

Right. But where I was going is just that there's been players this year that are like I was in the wrong time zone. Okay. Probably GP. Have you watched the in-season hard knocks? I have. The Where's the Ocean discussion? Yes.

with Jackson DART. It's fun. The players don't know where the ocean is. We'll do a little hard knocks today. Yeah, no. You want to get right into it or no? Actually, I just wanted to shout out to Dora. Went got a Business Wednesday head shave.

After all the Business Wednesday business, to which there was a bit. Sure. But I'd like to cap off the day with a nice head shave. She's wonderful at her job, the Grapevine Barbershop. It looks right. Thanks. That's why I'm going.

hat-free very shiny very egg-like it's one way to put it but Clayton will tell you the hat casts a shadow over the face that's doing no one any favors you don't want a hat still you look great I'm an audio guy

you look great an audio guy anyway and Clayton's saying that to me so that I will keep this look because he doesn't want the shadow he doesn't like shadows folks you shouldn't like them I am not, I'm worried more about comfort than appearance.

You have great eyes, and I just want the world to see them. Okay. What were we talking about, though? Oh, okay, so then I left. I went down to wine burgers, which I know you love, which I know we all love. In fact, the guy mentioned T.C.'s in here quite a bit. I'm like, really? No doubt.

Every time I'm in the area. I was there quite a bit. And it's the odd place. It's a deli and grapevine. that has a Pugs and Kelly sandwich. There's a sandwich named after Pugs and Kelly, and it's, like, printed on the menu. It's been there for decades.

Well, yes, because that's how far you'd have to go back to justify naming a sandwich after Pugs and Cair. Well, what are they going to do? They rolled through town for, like, a couple of years? No. They're still thriving. That's not right. They were around a lot longer than that.

They were around before you got here. At 971, when. when they went on vacation one holiday. Pugs, at least, was crawling back out from under the rock. I'm still here. What do you mean? What do you say? He was doing filling.

Oh, at the freak. Yeah. No, we correspond with him. Yeah, yeah. No, he seems like a good dude. I'd like to get him on sometime. Despite the fact that you're trying to have his sandwich removed. I want that sandwich named after that.

I think this is very similar to the sign in your yard. If somebody dies or your profile photo, nobody wants to change it once you've done it you just better hope it goes the way at Kobe's jersey retirement nobody presses you on it because otherwise dude they're going to find out that the sandwich got removed you want to explain that to Kelly my eyes are drawn to it every time she'd be devastated

so it is funny that the other sandwiches uh it's lots of famous people like Mark Cuban and Pugs and Kelly I think John is the guy at what uh wine burgers he asked me if Jake got me sick yet, so he appears to be a listener of some level. And the answer is no. And I went across the street after making my order, did a couple of phone calls, took a little walk, and then want to go back into my, get my order. Across the street is a funeral home. They have a manger, and I was aghast because, of all places, Grapevine, has a woke manger.

What is that I mean? And I can't believe it. Yeah, one of the guys there, one of the third people in the traveling party is black. Well, yeah. Well, no. And I know what you're going to say. You're going to say actually everybody in the whole. Then why not make them all that?

At least one of them. If you're going for historical accuracy, then this makes even less sense. Right, but this looked more like. I do think this is. It was all white. Yeah. And somebody said, hey, we've got a significant black population. This is the DEI site.

And then I don't know what about the guy standing there with the big sombrero and the poncho. That seems wrong. Yeah, I know. That is weird. Why does that lady have blue hair? The guy cyples is a really good one. And the nose ring. Yes.

Why is Nanette there? I think if you go to Nazareth now, it's not 100% black. No. It's a couple scattered in. Yeah, well. I think it looks like that. I think the average person, especially at least 2,000 years ago, looked a lot more like the black character there than the white ones.

The white ones are like white. They didn't make them look. So, you know, like. Well, it's a statue outside. It's been in the sun a while. Yeah, that's true. That's probably what it is. I love, you probably don't see this much at generic funeral homes,

but I do love the idea of companies having to curate like a Christmas scene that's not offensive. I just love that that's what most people do at work. Like, God, we have a meeting about this. I remember Jeb always had a problem with the manger scene that had Santa bringing a present. I should. Like, there's three wise men. They're, like, laying on hay and everything. And Santa kind of walks, and he's like, hey, a little something for the new baby.

Just caught. Saw the star and knew how to get here. Abound. No word on Rudolph or anything. Yeah, but I shout out Dora because she's the greatest head shaver, haircutter I've ever had, says hello, and that's about it. No boss. And then at the end, it's like, you're going to zeal? Yeah, we're going to zeal again because they only take cash, cash or they don't take credit cards.

And so, and I return volley, that's my wrestling. It's great. And she'll put that hot towel on your head. I'll just close my eyes. Yeah. I might even literally, like not off just a little bit. Oh. It's great.

Sorry. But other guys who get their haircut, I've found at least yesterday anecdotally love to talk about it. I know how to do a fried turkey now. Yeah. And it's even more difficult when you're also making a ham on the side, but the guy on the left of me really handled it well because he, I told every detail went to the haircuter next to me.

She seemed to be into it, but I guess she's trying to get the tip. And then on my right, there was a guy who had a handlebar mustache was getting it waxed up. And do you guys think that someone who has a handlebar mustache is an introvert and doesn't like to talk? My guess is no. Because I've known one guy with a handlebar mustache ever. it was my step-sister's dad oh wow my stepdad

Clay Travis's father-in-law had once had a handlebar he was a had a handlebar mustache when he was married to my mom no he was great but he talked a lot but he was a very gregarious

I'm trying to determine and I forgot to do this follow-up on my own but who was cutting this person's hair the owner okay then I was worried that because a buddy of mine was there when Dan was getting his haircut. He's like, I'm talking to Dan's here. And then I'm talking to Dan afterward. And I'm like, hey, there was a buddy of mine there. He's like, well, one guy in here

was kind of a beating. I'm like, oh, that wasn't my childhood friend. No, the handlebar mustache guy wasn't the beating. Oh, okay. Well, in any case, I just, I don't want to learn that I had a friend who was a big talker, but whatever. Just hit the group text up and ask if they have a fried turkey recipe you'll know but there's a reason that you know the barber shop exists as a as a setting culturally and you know some people love it the difference is just listening to boring conversations as opposed to possibly more interesting ones i do enjoy listening to the ladies like imagine if there were no women there the ladies bits oh yeah and that's what i actually like i like to lean all in one way or the other. I don't like hearing people

talk at the haircut place at all, but the ladies, when they get going, especially, I think we can just say this now, because we used to just not mention this. They would listen to one of the country stations that was housed at where the ticket was. 963, right?

995. Oh. Again. Wait, 963 was the ticket. No, 967 is the ticket. 963 was Hawkeye KS. Okay, well, they love Hawkeye. They love Hawkeye. They love KS-C-S. They did not like 99-5, and specifically

they did not like the afternoon host. Oh, Jason? Yes. Yeah, they hated him. But in an interesting They still hate him. They hate listen to him. Big time. And so they would like... Everything he says, they stop down talking so they can listen to the break. It's shit on him. Yeah, they're just like... This guy thinks he's funny. I'm stupid.

This guy thinks he's going to make the same joke again. And he's only on for 12 seconds and out. And yet still, the eye are drawn. So high. And I'd they'd be like, what's he like? I'm like, I'm like, I don't really know, honestly, but this is... Couldn't pick him out. No, I don't tell him.

Oh, I'll be like, I saw him brushing his teeth in the bath. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Ha, that did happen. Like, he brought a toothbrush to work. Multiple times, but then when we told him, they were like, yeah, we figured. He sounded like, what does that mean? Is it bad? It was just funny.

Yeah, they're a hoot. They're a hoot. I did a quick thing on Business Wednesday, which we put in the, the feed. It's about an hour conversation I had with some parents in my school district, my school district where we live. If you're into it, it's there. It's mostly them talking, not me. If you're worried about overloading yourself on Dusha. So who was it? You and who? Four other parents that I'd never met before. I just saw their name in the news. And it was, you know because this is in the news every night now it's a mess the superintendent resigned

like great fun yeah they're trying to close two schools elementary schools there and you know unsurprisingly does it have to do with apartments and yes it always does district yeah yeah like and i don't i did it there because i don't want to beat you guys down with it too much but the basically it appears to be the downstream effect of you know over the years like when trump was was was first on the scene, and then like 2018 to 2021, all these people started running for school board, these boring-ass school board positions over like culture war issues. And they were funded by these, you know, Christian conservative or you could say Christian nationalist. So it was like I'm upset that they're grooming the kids in this way.

We're going to groom them in the way. Well, we're going to do what we've, our vision of what, you know, Western culture should be. But even if you just leave that aside for a second, that's what they were elected to do and said that they were elected to do. But then they don't really seem to know how to run a school because they're not people who have any, or a district rather, who have any experience in this regard at all. The funny thing is, is the one lady who's the president of the school board who seems to be a bit. They say inexperienced because they say she's never had a job before, which does appear to be true, like a full-time job. such a rich character whereas like the lady one of the ladies i'm talking to has 15 20 years in construction and in maintenance and facilities and this sort of thing so they know whenever

something looks like bullshit but the lady who's in charge of the uh the board the president who's never worked uh they say a real job is chip gain's sister of chip and joanna just amazing I guess he kind of started, you know, her career funding-wise. And so the people I'm talking to on this call, they're not like free Luigi. Like, these people are largely probably still Republicans. But there's a lady on the call that said, you know, back in 2018, 2020, I was like, yeah, we got to get porno out of the library. That sounds horrible. And she, like, worked to campaign for these candidates.

it's and then after about 18 months it's like this is insane what are this doesn't exist i'm starting to think there was never any porno and she's been campaigning on the other side for a couple years and so uh they're trying to they're trying to close these schools it's it doesn't appear to be at least something they've thought through and there's the whole element of they tried to kind of do it on the low so in a lot of ways it feels like the lucre trade where they seem surprised by the pushback. Like, oh, shit, people are really up in arms about this. But like I said, that's mostly them talking.

That's on our business Wednesday feed. Yes. That you can get from subscribing. I actually made that one free. I'm sorry. Oh, no. I had to do this one. I know.

I was just trying to get people to subscribe. Well, we have plenty of ways to do that this month, Dan. We could joke. Yeah, go to... But there's none that benefit in North Texas. Food Bank, are there? Oh, my friend. Well, anyone who subscribes this month, yeah, the North Texas Food Bank will get a donation.

Wow. And, yeah, you could subscribe on Patreon or on YouTube even. We'll give a donation, even if you just hit that subscribe button so we can get our YouTube numbers up a little bit. That's got to be like a meal. I bet the North Texas Food Bank gets a meal out of a buck. Go hit subscribe. Meal. And you can go to our web page, which is dumbzone.

and click on the sub-a-thon tab, and you get all the information and links there. You know what else you can do at our website, Dan, is look at all of our promo codes, of which we have many. Yeah? What are you going to meet us into because of that? One of them, you're thinking, well, what do they do? They sell beer. They sell beer. They also sell merch like that sick hoodie that Dan has on right now, talking Lone Star.

And we've got a promo code for you to get 21% off merch at Lone Star. at Lone Starbeard.com. Dumbzone 21. Dumbzone 21 will get you 21% off of your order. Gift-giving time. Be the gift-giver you know you can be with the holidays nigh upon us. People might not think to buy themselves

Lone Star merch because they might not know it exists, but you probably have family members that would love. That hoodie is awesome. And I wouldn't know that existed if I hadn't been listening to the Dumb Zone. There you go. Yeah. Did you already give the promo code?

Yes. Okay, so let's do a couple of mails before we get Brandon Aubrey. A couple of viewer mails. Yeah. And then you know, Brandon Aubrey, what he'll do. D.C., can I get slightly more in my ears? Yes, you can. A touch.

Is this you? Do I sound louder now? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh. Sorry, dog. I put my, we are not in our Game Day men's health studio,

Gameday.com, we are high atop my garage where you can't hear the garage door open because of Trident, and I just set my giant water bottle on my dog, who is a very tiny dog and he's got a bad bag. He's crushed, he's squashed. Yeah. What do you call him a coozy-sized dog?

I saw you tweeted this out, so I'll just mention it. She's our marketing. What does she do? What do we call her? I don't know. Marketing probably works. She does a graphic design for her.

She's got a team of people that she works with. She's also just like really business smart. She's the person we are in. Oh, I was going to say she's hot with. Oh. And that's probably why a lot of people are voting for her, but she's trying to win some kind of a business. I don't know.

I don't know. One fabulous woman over 40 will win $40,000, a luxury spa occasion, and a magazine cover feature. Fab over 40, yeah. Magazine cover feature, you said. And I'm sure that matters to her, but as well as I know her, I think she wants to get that cash for her business. We'll put this in the show notes if you want to vote for Audrey. He's all hot. You vote for free or vote per dollar if you want to donate money to cancer is bad, boob kind.

A couple of quick Rosanne's. John S says he wants to submit Mike Elko. Okay. John, you're not the first. Elko has been mentioned, and it is clear as day. You think? Yes. I think there's a chance that Roseanne could play Mike Elko in a movie if they wanted to do like...

That would be a hell of a casting. You know, there was a time... I would love to see the Mike Elko movie with Roseanne. You got to think about what they used to do with Whoopi Goldberg, And that type of comedy? They used to do anything with Whoopi Goldberg. Throw the white Whoopi Goldberg, Roseanne in this movie about college football and this magical run.

I just can't get over her picking the name Goldberg. And Joel says, is Paul Dano the skinniest Roseanne candidate in history? Wow. Interesting. Have you seen Paul Dano lately? There's a picture of him. He's just getting fat? Just looks a little, maybe, yeah, drinky puffy type.

He's always at a very circular face. Yeah, he's a candidate for sure. That's tough. Wow, that's tough. Yeah, maybe he's just filling out as a man. Man, I don't know. That does look puffy, but I feel like in Hollywood, they make you do all sorts of weird stuff to your face

that just makes your face look weirder. Yeah. But I don't know. It ain't like Paul Danos auditioning to be Iron Man or whatever. You know, I mean. Yeah, he needs a weird look. Yeah. I'm going to hit you with a couple of viewer mails that have audio.

Frequent emailer Justin, I believe his listener number, Playmaker. He sent me some audio from the U.N.T. Rice game or tip me off to this audio. This is a new short word that I had not heard before. Pushing the ball vertically down the field. These receivers have done a nice job getting on top. It's not just receivers too. Trey Williams, the third. off a little speed from the tight end spot

and then the run after the catch the giddy up the stiffies all the above Wyatt Young, Mr. Do It All Taking it to the house Stiffies Are we doing stiff arm as the Stiffy? The Stiffies

See I had usually thought it meant erection Yeah I mean that's why That's a good point TC And that's why some words Don't become shortened words You see I mean Stiffy is already taken that's also why I think

what this announcer briefly tries for this new part of college football probably won't stick first and hit 10 here for Drew Mestemaker Redshirt freshman quarterback made his first career start the bowl game for U&T last season

after Chandler Morris made his decision to enter the trans portal Okay A trans portal no I don't know Just finish it out bud like nobody's going to think that's cool like one guy shows up on campus like hey we all hit the trans portal everyone's like no dude what would this guy say if i told him he liked country music he's there hopping in the trans portal yeah that's something that

it's not going to be good in this day and age no or maybe it's great got a bad bit from Kelly, who says it's a bad bit from the Tarrant County Commissioner. The Tarrant County Commissioner put out a newsletter. This is Elisa Simmons, who put out a newsletter Oh, God. Around Thanksgiving and says, if county government has been hard to swallow lately, dot, dot, dot, try this recipe. ingredients start with calm leadership mix in functioning services add honest budgeting like a recipe i

see hold the drama remove inefficiencies season with integrity serve family style because everyone deserves a seat at the table and let it simmer because good things take time which means get off my ass i told you the results would be two years from now this is a masterful commissioner elisa simmons You love it. You love the italics on the PowerPoints that somebody clearly made, you know, under the most basic editing program ever. You love the puns. You love all of it.

Hey, what can we put for the graphic? I got a picture of her holding eggs. Holding eggs. That'll work. Also, like, has anybody ever in real life when heard someone describing a recipe or reading it been, have you ever seen hold? Has anybody ever actually like, hey, hold the. But there's not a list of things you don't put in.

Yeah. Let's see here. Which one do I want to do next? Oh, I want to put out a little PSA for Ghost Tour laughs. We're going to have some George Pickens audio later with some good Ghost Tour laughs. And a guy just emailed me and was like, hey, I was at a Gun Hunter Safety course today. Tons of Ghost Tour laughs. So I'm just saying, be on the lookout for me.

like roll yeah when you walk into a situation like that start rolling um i've got a why hillary lost this is um sanjay goopta's spots on the ticket he says it gives off i wear mask in my car energy it's shocking to see a it's really still kind of shocking to me to see a mask in general

now i was going to say in a car but if i see one anywhere i'm like And it's not because I'm like, hey, pussy. It's because I'm like, oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I saw one at the grocery store the other day. You don't see them very often. And I truly would have thought you'd see more in airports. Like, I thought that would have held a little bit. Yeah.

And it was like right away. Right. Like, that's the one place that you could actually make a good argument. You know, people coming from all over, whatever. You ever see 12 monkeys? I mean, you never know what you could be breathing in. What unknown. I avoided that movie during the pandemic for that very reason.

My favorite experience during the masking times was about a 12-hour stretch where at the end of the 12 hours was Jake screaming at a guy in Granbury. Hey, we're all trying to get through this together. How about you wear your mask? And at the beginning of the 12 hours was Jake stumbling into the same grocery store or gas station. drunk no mask not even close there's no way that's true it's absolutely true you saw it

just working off that hangover there's some details by taking it out on this guy hey bud where's the mask that's tough that's tough look I had a lot to apologize for you know speaking of subscribing and stuff yes I don't even know how this works

but I got this email today that says this certain person Gurduck invited five of their friends got your publication new subscribers so we've automatically given them their second tier award

a three-month comp so apparently if you just everybody wins here except maybe the new subscribers that didn't really want our subscription yeah I'm confused by everything you just said like apparently on substack there's a way that you can

try to get us I'm trying to get other people to do work for us Okay That's what I'm saying I'm just floating that out there Oh a lot of follow-up on Menagerie Tuile wine Yeah

And the general consensus is Hey you guys are idiots That's nothing special It's just a wine that has been around a long time. There was no hidden message. It was from a lady. Yeah, it should be noted. We didn't write the email.

A lady who got divorced. And she said after the divorce, her neighbors sent her a nice little note in a bottle of a menager eto wine. And she never thought anything of it until she moved away and then wondered, were they trying to send her a little message? Which is a difficult, like let's say it was not a little. little message but then you said something to them like hey got your wine yeah maybe the three of us could drink it together and then you invite them over but then and you're all geared up and ready for it but then they never open the door lingerie yeah yeah yeah if the gangbag um um but yeah so i i don't know well imagine if you were a swinger who was into your

wife that perhaps you would keep making some overtures but I don't know I'm not yeah I yeah I you're not my game you'll see like people cheaters style stuff on like TikTok or Instagram where people do like there'll be it'll be like a home camera of like the lady coming over the guy coming over like oh I see your husband or wife's not home it's like busted but the guy who emailed us about that I just wanted to shout out his pros because he lives in Napa gave us a lot he says boring details below and then he gave a lot of them and he said that's a ton of unnecessary information sorry i'm a dentist and very granular probably on the spectrum love you all i'll do you the favor and go fuck myself oh i just thought that was he's he played it all out in

his mind yeah he's just really he gets it touched home there that's nice that really made me laugh Um, got a random remote. This one was sent to me twice. This is a random remote. Yeah, so I recently become taken with the overconfidence of tech companies in thinking that they needed a native button, like two, two of regular TV remote for their app that's surely about to overtake YouTube. I got one this week twice from Clayton Johnson, another guy.

This one's great because it has Netflix, Amazon, and then Crackle. which did make a brief appearance, voodoo, uh, Zumo, X-U-M-O, which was a spectrum product, and then you know that somebody got to eat at a steakhouse over this.

I-Heart Radio, like, because America will be clamoring. This is what I've always used my TV for. To stream. To stream I-Heart Radio. Like, the amount of money that changed hands to make that happen. And, like, well, we got the remote partnership.

All the back slapping that went on. Yep. Innovating. There you go. That's awesome. What do we know about guests? We have Mr. Jones, but no, Mr. Oliver. Okay, then I'm going to give a quick one for Blake here.

Here's my viewer mail from Jake. Is Blake joining us from? I was thinking all day yesterday about, to me, what I think is the funniest thing Blake has ever said. Which is, we were talking about different Asian food, and he goes, no, I don't like ramen. I don't like, I don't like searching for my food. Or was it looking for? What does that mean? He's muted.

I don't know, he started mimicking, like having to dig into the bowl. Cannot hear, cannot hear Blake. He's up on here, so you might want to hit something on the computer. look at that mustache all right what do you got dan well i had a blake thing too but if he can't talk back um this was from chris he says imagine my surprise the other day i was in the car with my wife listening to another one of her mind-numbing podcast an episode of something called smosh reads reddit stories when i heard a spot for one of their advertisers he says smosh reads reddit stories is a podcast of some guy reading other

people's, probably untrue or fake, Reddit post, and then commenting on them with his co-host and a group of other overlaffers in the background for Flavor, somehow this format has garnered them over 9 million YouTube subscribers and an average of 2 to 3 million views per video. But I digress. As I listened to this spot, I couldn't help but wonder if Blake has been holding out on you guys, somehow found even more work to do, despite his incredibly busy schedule. I've attached a clip and let you decide. You really want to be better with your finances.

You try to put money away in savings. You look for deals. You wrote out of budget once a long time ago. You still overdraft from time to time. This is Brooklyn Blake. The truth is managing money is not easy. Like if he had a little bit more. Rocket Money shows you exactly what you're spending every month.

From there, the app helps you make a budget that means your financial goals. The app even gives you real. All right. They turned up the cool knob and the gay knob. just a little bit. Which is so weird, because with no offense, it felt like the gain knob was already so up, but there's a different flavor to it. Now we can hear Blake.

Yeah. Oh, there he is. I caught the very end of it. I was just saying good things. ...time alerts when you're about to go over your budget, so you don't spend too much. That's incredible. That's as good as fake my AI Blake. Can I clear up the fuck comment?

Yeah. so it's in like the meal is underwater i don't want to have to find like the noodles or the meat or the carrots like just don't hide it it's a great point i've been laughing about him sitting down in a ramen restaurant and be like what the eff is i got to do a journey he did say he doesn't like soup same thing yeah just any soup now chili is not soup because chili it's all right there meat is on the top and the bottom yeah it's great And I have one gummy thought from Matt Grimm. We have Brandon.

Oh, we have Brandon? Well, then, we will save that gummy thought from Matt. Grim will be okay with that. What's he going to do if he's not? Kick your butt. I can see him trying. Actually, wouldn't. Not on the month of Veterans Day.

now I go a month I mean wait Veterans Day isn't in December oh damn it's been a month Brandon Aubrey show

Brandon Aubrey joins us thanks to community mechanical our HVACC company Hey guys live from Detroit same place Blake is

so we can yeah and Blake as well Brandon's room looks a little nicer than mine Yeah, I actually got the suite. I think they made a mistake, so I'm living it up today. No mistake.

It's that game winning kick. Yeah? Yeah, right? That's all you got to do. Normally, Banger gets it, so he wasn't too happy when he walked into his normal looking room and then turned the corner and saw mine. Oh, Banger gets this room. This room of mine looks very Detroit, so I feel him.

Are you in the same hotel? Yeah. Have you guys run into each other yet? I try to leave him alone. Okay. Good. Don't be like Dan. I did wonder, Brandon, if I, if you were going to have, like, does your watch change time zones and you think you're coming on at noon?

Or how do you deal with the time zone when you're on the road? No. We don't go east very often. But when we have these night games on the East Coast, it's nice because the early bus leaves at 4.30. So, like, we have so much time sitting around and doing whatever we want to do. I just got out of meetings, the team meeting, kind of going over what we've got to get done to get the game, the results we want. So I don't really have anything for changing time zones. I try to stay up a little bit later, wake up a little later.

But that's not just because the time zone. That's just because we've got the late game. Do you ever practice like at night since you play at night? Just when I had jury duty. That's the only time I'll practice at night. Okay, I remember that. Yeah. all right

well what do we want to get to with Brandon Aubrey oh the plane was delayed what was that deal in the air on the ground

I thought the plane might have been delayed on takeoff now no it was in the air because we were coming in too fast for landing yeah we're catching up on the traffic in front of us ATC said go around

so we were up and then all of a sudden we pushed the plane's throttle to take off go-around speed, which is Toga, and then you start climbing again, go around a lap in the pattern, and then just go through your descent to land again. What does your wife do for work? Yeah, you're a pilot. Yeah, so I was actually, that's what I'm thinking,

is if I knew as much as you did about, relative to your teammates, aviation and being in the air, I would be walking around like hot shit. like we're doing toga i don't know if you guys this is just the the toga like do you did people know that you know what's happening like does that's the air staff no i know trent and brian probably and blake probably the only ones on there that would know um but i just felt to start to pitch up and or the power go up and we start to climb again like oh are we doing a go around and the trench just looked at me and went back to his game and then i'm like

I thought it was exciting. I've never been in a go-around before. And then the captain came on like two minutes later, apologizing, saying ATC. He put it on ATC. So I'm not sure who it's on. So we probably have mentioned this to you before, but we used to go on trips with the Dallas Stars. And I remember one flight in particular. It was me, Dan, our friend Bob. I think Blake was there. And it was like a commercial airline would have never been up there. but the teams have the schedule to keep like I was terrified uh you know what I mean like there's a different level between what the commercial and what the private will fly I think did you in college or with all the air travel you've had have you ever had one where you're like I don't think you should be up here yeah yeah I've had a really bad one there was a hurricane going into north Carolina we had a game the next day um our flight through American Airlines canceled and then we're like okay well we'll just go um get a private flight and it was a prop plane and it only had enough seats for uh the players the coaching staff and a few other auxiliary staffs we left some people behind

um and that whole thing we're going like i felt like 90 degrees sideways half the time like we just cancel the game or move like it's not that important um but yeah we have had guys that were very very sick and just most people freaking out no one's talking dead quiet just rattling the whole way there. But we got there. The pilot got us there safe and sound. So I guess it was a good choice. Man, it's intense. So what was said in the meetings this morning? What do we need to do tonight? Um, we've got to play with violence and passion, um, which doesn't really apply to me. Um, but the rest of the guys, they got to go get that done. Um, then we just do turp time, which is walk around to the room and, um, kind of tap up everyone. Um,

Oh, he froze. He froze. He came into one and just kind of get hyped up and then Shottie gave a speech. Oh, he froze again. Blake, you got to get off the Wi-Fi, dude. I'm on my hot spot. Oh, nice.

I'm sorry, you did freeze there a couple of times. Terp time? I'm very interested in that. Yeah, so you walk around and dad. Why is it? called terp time what are we talking about there so it was it was originally called nash time steve nash um somebody did a study on god damn it he keeps freezing and it's like the most interesting part too i know you want to you want to try to reconnect or something or he's back now

what would you guys say what do you think i know but this is happening every five seconds pretty unstable go give him your hot spot i made a join on my phone get off the Wi-Fi i don't know yeah let's What floor are you on? Maybe you can join on my hot spot. I'm on the... Let's reconnect. Let's do the cutoff and reconnect, because I am very, very interested. Yeah, so...

That'll give us 30 seconds. Steve Nash. Steve Nash was a hell of a teaser. Yeah. Let's, uh... How's he fit in? Let's give community the website and things like that because they are bringing us this, uh, this program here. CommunityDFW.com is how you hit up Community Mechanical for all your HVAC needs.

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Somebody else may have told you you have to do that. But when you call community, you might have what happened to you. It's what happened to Brandon Aubrey, which is that they told them this is something we can fix for very cheap. And now Brandon Aubrey is a community customer and possibly back on the show. Yeah. Can you hear me? Heck yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's beautiful. Okay, Terp time. Terp time, which turns into Steve Nash time. Yeah, so Nash. It was originally called Steve Nash time. Somebody, I don't know who, did a study on the number of times. He gave a handshake, high five,

or butt tap throughout every game. And apparently he led the NBA in those categories. So we just have a thing Each team meeting day before the game or day of game Where we go around and dap each other up Just kind of feel in the love, give each other Whatever energy you can And then just happened that Terp was the guy on our team

Who does that most often on game day So we change the name from Nash time to Terp time I love it I love it so much So seeing as how there was a change in the name It feels like when you start to describe that I'm thinking in my head, that is absolutely something shoddy has instituted this year. Yeah, this wasn't before this year. No.

Okay, but it's already morphed into something else. Yeah, yep. That's incredible. That's fantastic. Do you like it? Well, you got to say you like it. Yeah, I do. Just got to make sure to wash the hands when we're done.

It sounds like a peace be with you kind of thing. Yeah. Catholic Church. Yeah, pretty close. Close. A little more energy. Fair enough. Not as much kneeling. Have you, go out, Blake.

Something else, Shottie reinstituted was the introductions for the starters, whether it be offense or defense. And I noticed against the chiefs that you Trent and Bangor were not in line, given high fives. Y'all were just kind of chilling on the side. So why don't you get in the line? Do some turp time. I don't know.

Sometimes we're warming up during it. Sometimes we're not. so this time the free game we were just a little bit quicker so it just doesn't feel right doesn't feel like me I'm not that kind of rah-rah guy like I talked about so just gonna take the extra time to focus on what I got to get done for myself do you watch hard knocks yet I did I watched the first episode I like I like it when they focus on one team better they can go further into like each storyline because it kind of just feels like bouncing all over the place moving on real quick and not really deep diving into anything.

Yeah, that's probably true. And I know Dan's criticism is it's changed a lot from the way it used to be. I don't know if you remember, but it used to be a lot. There was a lot more access. And I think probably at some point the league or somebody just. Well, my big criticism is that it's been, what would you say? Sanitized. Sanitized.

Yeah, it's just there's not as much bad stuff. I know there are bad things that happened behind the. scenes, but they don't seem to focus on any of those. And I kind of want a little of the controversy. Man, I still, uh, the 20, what year was the all or nothing? 2019 maybe? Cowboys? Anthem year. That, that's still to me the best piece of like sports TV, I think I've ever seen. You really pulled the pants down on hard knocks because Jason Garrett had been in hard knocks so many times. He'd never seen the curse. And then there, he's just letting it go. It's every word. Uh, was CD having cleats delivered? You can put the

picture up if you want clayton but i was very taken by uh cd having cleats delivered to him on a platter on thanksgiving by a waiter it was a swaggiest shit i've ever seen in my wife dude the guy he pops it off like hors d'oeuvres where yeah right when they're walking in they're walking into the tunnel he's got a guy waiting yeah i don't know who set that up or who that is but uh yeah props him that's creative um it's all a show So you found a way to make some creative content, I guess, and it worked. I'll do it for you. I'll do it for you next time.

Yeah. Got to keep the mustache. Speaking of, when you do the My Cause, My Cleats thing, I know you have people who help with all that sort of stuff, but are you involved in the design of it at all? I gave some very general guidelines. I just said, put the logo on there and make it blue, and then they can take it from there. So they did a good job. I really liked him this year. It was actually one of the training staff members on our team who did a bunch of Arclet.

So me and Bangor both had him do him. So he did a great job. Did you bite the turkey leg? No. I'm with Dan on that one. Okay. He's washing his hands after Terp time. He's not jumping in raw on a turkey leg like that.

Oh, no, no. I felt happy when you said that. Jerry Jones doesn't care, though. You want to live a 90. Yeah, he got it a little bit early He got it early By the time it made it its way over to me It was kind of picked dry

I'm like, I'm good Was it passed around More than what we saw on the video Oh well Jake's hand No it's not all in video Just what you see And I'm not sure Did it make it on hard knocks yet?

It made it we saw it It made it briefly Because there was this one quick audio clip I wanted to play for you guys As Dak was entering the locker room You want to get them It's just three guys y'all turkey party. It's just three guys y'all and turkey party.

It's fun. Yeah, that was a fun feeling, winning on Thanksgiving over a Super Bowl team that made Super Bowl. So it's a lot of fun, especially when your season feels like every game is kind of a must-win. Keeping the season alive, keeping the drama alive. and finding ways to win football games. So what did you do after? After we went down on the field, got my yearly picture, we're going to try to make this a yearly thing,

of Colton in the, not called, the kettle. The kettle, in the kettle. That's great. What a great idea. It's a great idea, but that's why you don't have to take these pictures that I have to take. You have the kettle. Yeah, you don't have to go to the park. Sears or whatever, yeah.

I got kicked out of the kettle. I hopped in there and was Holden Fulton. I was down low so you couldn't see me holding him up, so it's just him. They weren't happy with me. And they're like, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to get fined. And at this point, we didn't do whatever we want with this thing. But when I got out of there, people started swarming it and me. And it was like, okay, I guess it kind of makes sense.

But maybe you should just make a perimeter. Just some tips. I love the bit of the picture. if you can get the same thing every year until they're 18 or something that's a great, great bit. Yeah. Hey, I wanted to go back to the locker room thing

because they never show video of when you don't win. Yeah. Is it like just dead? It's not dead. It depends on the game. Like the Cardinals game, yeah, I was dead and people were disappointed,

frustrated, dejected, just not a place you want to be with cameras. I mean, there are a few cameras in there. but yeah just somber not excited it wouldn't i guess maybe if you like staring at depressed people just sit there and think about what they they screwed up in the game then that'd be good tv but i don't think for most people that would be very good content uh it's why the packer game had to be so weird this is a huge game and you tie and like okay well what do we are we sad yeah are we happy That's a weird one.

But like in Hard Knocks this week, Dan Quinn gives a speech after the commanders blow the Bronco game. And I love him. So he, and it's, I think like Brandon said, it depends on the game. But he gave the, you know, we fought hard, whatever. This is a loss, but we're no longer lost. And I thought that was like one of the best coaching, losing type speeches. Like, hey, we got something out of this type thing. How aware are you of the point spread?

the point spread for night well no any game like the green bay loss or tie we were like oh my gosh that feels like a win because it was like they were favored by 10 or whatever right yeah it was earlier the season yeah but but you are you aware on the field that man green bay is favored by this much uh no i mean maybe be aware um at the point you guys pick the games but other than that no okay like throughout the week that's not yeah Shottie never brings that up as motivation. Like, hey, you're underdog. Vegas has you as a double-digit underdog.

No, no. Well, you're an underdog tonight. Yeah, going on the road and a tough place to play makes sense. And I don't know if it really, I mean, we're going to be confident either way after the last two performances we put out there. So just got to make it to the fourth quarter with a chance to win the game and then go find a way to win the game. Is the game won in the first quarter? no is the game one in the second quarter no okay yeah go ahead so uh this weather is miserable to me 21 and it's snowing and it was snowing when we get off the plane were you having to play soccer in this

yeah yeah i played soccer in this um the season um would wrap up right around this time um it's you would be in the college cup is what it's called in soccer um i think the second round would have been last week third round would be your last round at home then i guess it depends on what what seed you are um yeah you could have up to four games at home and then go to whatever neutral side it is for the final four but yeah we we played to hate it um i liked it better than playing in like 110 um i could could breathe could could move without feeling like i want to sit down after five minutes um but yeah this is a little extreme at least there's not a lot of wind i've stayed inside since i've got here. I haven't left the hotel. So I haven't experienced it outside of walking off the plane

with our super thin travel suit. We're not prepared for this with these travel suits. So thankfully, the game is in a dome. Travel suit. Yeah, I'm wearing it right now. It's just this little thin like Lulu Lemon. I guess it's not Louisville. I shouldn't say that. Nike travel suit. Team issue. It's really good. Yeah, team issue. Oh, you wanted to play this, Jake. Yeah, Remind. Tony Romo audio. Oh, yeah. I thought this was really insightful stuff from Romo, but that's why they pay them the big bucks.

And it's about you, Brandon. Yeah, so you may have, you know, other people, you know, as your profile has risen, try to come up with different unique nicknames for Brandon Aubrey. So here's one. Aubrey? Should we just, should we move on and go to the kickoff? Mr. Automatic? That's his new nickname.

Here's Mr. Automatic. So he had to, he probably wrote that the night before, really kind of search far and wide. But there we go, Mr. Automatic. You heard it here first. Do you know which field will that's on? Where he says we should just go to kickoff from. I want to say it was in the third quarter. But what kick?

It was in the Kansas City game. Yeah, I thought it was, yeah. It may have been from the eight. That would make sense. I just hope he's not saying it from anything outside of, like, an extra point range. They all do. I feel like, they're all like, oh, it's Brandon Aubrey from 58, whatever. Just mark this down.

Yeah, it's good that you can't. I feel bad that you can't hear the broadcasts because it is a, yeah. You've raised. You've made the mistake. It's your fault because you came home with an A. Like your first test, you got an A plus, your second test, you got an A plus. And then, you know, this is the tale is oldest time, right? The other sibling or something will come home with C's,

and then if they once get a B, you're like, oh, great job. We give you a-what effort. A party. But, yeah, if you get an A-minus now, you're... Yeah. Yeah. So... I like that.

That's awesome. Yeah, well, yeah, we expect it. Now, make every kick all the time. Or else you have failed. That's all I can promise. Oh, I had a question about that game. So Pickens had some problems on this one drive, seeing the ball. They're very early in the game.

The sun was there. They were right in, and Pickens actually is like, I lost the ball in the sun right there. Another tail is oldest time with the Cowboys Stadium. When you then, they did, you ended up scoring. I don't remember if it was a touchdown or a field goal, but then you kick off. and I thought, oh, okay, Brandon's going to kick it right into that sunbeam,

but you didn't. You kicked it on the other side of the field. What was the thought process there? Was there ever a thought given to the sunbeam? Yeah, there wasn't a thought given to the sun. We've got whatever keys we're looking at for where we're going to kick it on game day, whether it's just coach calls right, we go right no matter what, or if there's an alignment thing we're looking at,

if it's a returner we're looking at, or if I just feel like I can't kick the ball right today. whatever it is, we think about it, but the sun didn't cross into our mind. That might have been a good one. There was a game where I did ask to kick lift because of the sun. I just didn't cross my mind this time. So, yeah, not a bad thought. You guys talk about that on the sideline then, like the whole special teams unit knows what's going on? Yeah, we get into a huddle before kickoff and we decide where we're going with the ball

or if we're not deciding where we're going with it then, we'll decide what our key is. and then go out and look at what the key is and decide from there where we're going. What does that mean? Just like we're looking for a particular thing in their formation or a particular returner that we want to kick the ball. If they put two returners back there and one is an all-pro caliber guy, you're going to kick away from him most likely. So you're going to first look for that and is that who's got, that is not your job, I would imagine. Oh, it's my job.

If you put Tert back there and somebody else and I see, okay, There's terp. I'm going to kick it the terp. Okay. So it is, okay. And are you making some kind of an audible call? Sometimes, sometimes, no. I don't want to give too much away, but most of the time, no. Okay. They can't hear me.

I'm like 30 yards away from them. And they're facing the, sorry, you had a kick off from the 50, which you're a listener to the show, you know, you're going to kick it out of bounds. Yeah. You made it right in the suite. and I was curious if that's what you were aiming at. I was just aiming for over the cheerleaders this time. I didn't want any injured in the making of the show.

So I like, all right, this time I'm just going to blast it high. And, you know, I guess if I hit it really high out of bounds, technically it has to go between the 25 and the goal line. Just like with the uprights, if I were to actually, you know, push it by yard. If it's really high, the refs probably can't tell that that went out at the 26. I'll probably just put it at the 25 anyways. Nice. That was a thought there.

all right well about seven hours to go what are you going to do we're having a watching party if you want to get a air yeah you want to call in during uh during halftime we'll accept your your zoom

how was posty Brian and Trent warm up posty was great I didn't get a chance to see him I saw a I watched the show but I didn't like interact with him but um it was kind of hard to hear on the field I think the acoustics on the field were

really bad Maybe the speakers were pointing towards the stands. So I couldn't really tell what was going on. So I gave up and just started kicking. No, you can't hear in the press box either. I think it's a bad stadium. God, it's tough. I went to his concert there when he got set up all the way he wanted to,

and it was fantastic. I was in a nice spot for it and was able to hear absolutely everything. It sounded great. Can you believe these Jokers in Miami think they got any shot? the playoff after losing to Louisville and SMU? Well, I don't know anything about

the college football. I know is Notre Dame lost to Miami, and if they want to get in, wouldn't it kind of have, Miami have to get into? So I'm kind of pulling for them. I think it's just going to be down to that spot. I don't think there's any room. I think it's us versus them. So we've got to make the case against

them, Brandon. Yeah, well, definitely going to have better TV viewership with Notre Dame than Miami. So they we go money follow the money brandon yes all right thanks man we'll talk to you soon appreciate you guys there he goes brandon aubrey in detroit i wonder how often i know you've asked him before but just how often he's getting stopped by people like in a week he could keep track of it for us and be like this week there was two you got stopped last week yeah i got it pulled over a state trooper yes uh that reminds me me too about uh flooring direct

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get them to bring the store to you. Flip that house. FloorindirectDefW.com slash dZ. Let's call this, although we've already done. Oh, we didn't do sports. We'll call this sports. Joining us for sports is Blake Jones from Detroit. Oh, yeah, I like them.

Detroit, what? Welcome, Blake. You look disheveled. Quite. Like Brandon really looked put together. He looked more shoveled. Yes. Your hair is a mess.

Your bed's not made. It looks like you did a walk of shame to get here. You see that door right there? That is a conjoined door with the room of one Babe Lofenberg. Oh, wow. How do I know that? He does voice the text and he makes calls at 7.30 in the morning. How do I know what kind of music you listen to?

He fucking blares it. It's not been a great Wednesday and Thursday for me, so sorry. They do always do alphabetical by first name, right? Or this last name? Yeah, but that's right there. Yeah, yeah, because, yeah. Well, that really works us right into why we wanted to have you on for this particular segment. As well as picking games in about a half hour,

Blake listened to Brad and Babe in the Thanksgiving broadcasts, and we have some audio. We do. If we're going to end with that, let me play one thing first. Oh, okay, yeah, go ahead. Because I think Blake's is probably an ender before PP time. George Pickens, probably, you know, my favorite cowboy right now. If it's not him, it's Quinn and Williams.

these guys just fall in our lap they're fun they talk funny they say we zany stuff and George Pickens has got to be a top candidate for ghost laugh inducer of the year because when

George Pickens starts talking people start going they don't know what to do with him they don't know what to do with him so that's what I'm saying is that some guys are just like oh we're going to make him think he's funny with him they're like nervous laughter And so he's been being asked a lot about the slant route because it's basically been on guardable.

They threw it a lot late last week. So there's some slant talk. Random Moss was on TV like, don't let them run the slant. Don't let them run the slant. You saw the head. Can they stop you from running a slant if you want to run? No, it's kind of inevitable. It's going to have it regardless.

That's why I really can't really describe. That's really not funny. And if you listen to this to this, audio George Pickens is not trying to be funny or even really cocky when he says it's inevitable he's actually talking through the coverage in his mind he's like there really isn't one it's inevitable they're ha ha ha ha he's like that wasn't funny I don't understand no it's kind of inevitable it's going to happen regardless yeah that's why I really can't really describe it's going to kind of happen regardless uh because I didn't meet it against two

man I'm being against man three four so so when thing. Is it also because they have to respect the fact that you can take the go ball? Exactly. So, like, that's why I was like, it's kind of an inevitable. It's nothing they can do to win. It's kind of hard to describe because I got the go ball, got the stop route, slant. Now they're kind of focused on the slant.

I still got the go ball. You feel me? So it's a lot of stuff. When you came here, you talked about one of the more refreshing things was to have a more expanded route tree. What's that been like having that come to fruition and putting up the numbers you are with all that? I thought that was a good question, by the way. like remembering something from earlier you are with all that it's been great uh i kind of you know that's one of the things that i'm glad you talked about because that's one of the things that i

remember me saying earlier in the year that uh if you see me with a more versatile route then you can kind of see what i can do what about the sluggo coming oh the sluggo would be a nice setup theoretically yeah theoretically soon once he asks about the sluggo the What about the sluggo coming? Oh, the slugle would be a nice setup. Theoretical? Yeah, being racist. It's so good.

Not even coming close to trying to make a joke. No. No, no, theoretically. Just living. Yeah. Just filling in empty space with a guy you don't know how to talk to with nervous laughter. And I said this a few weeks ago, so, you know, whatever. But it just feels like we're doing some mission accomplished banners pulled up.

and just talk about, why is everything better? You know, and I just hate it in all sports when they do this kind of stuff. You know, just the, oh, this year's so much different, isn't it, Coach McCarthy? I mean, they did that after, remember the first year when they lost to San Francisco, but then the next year, and, man, things are different now. Things are so different. Explain why they're different and why we're all going to be just having fun in the Super Bowl this year. That's a very good point, and that's why I tend to not

care about that and only care about do they got some dogs i just want to count the dogs and now to last year there's more dogs you know what i mean all that other stuff is i think it does have an impact on like the team's mentality feed up whatever that can be a thing but a lot of that's immediate creation i just look at it and i'm like damn they got a lot of good players now they got rid of some of the bad ones they replaced them with good ones but you know to your point then whenever you're second the division two games or two spots out of the playoffs how can you not hang the banner yeah it's it's still not likely but you know they got a good quarterback in that regard like you said they were hanging the george pickens banner the week that he was disciplined for being in Vegas and being out late that's a real thing now we're going to put out our not only fans whatever it is the the only players uh players tribute article on why things are great and the Cowboys are great, and I'm great. That's real. That's a good point.

Everything's perfect here, but, you know, that they won. Only fans channel with Just Pickens Highlight, I think I would subscribe. That over the T.C. pleasuring himself? Maybe you just have both, a feed of both. It's T.C. pleasuring himself to the very limited George Pickens route tree. Yeah. And you watch that. Yeah.

All right, so we have to wake up Blake because he hasn't gotten a lot of sleep because he's next to a local comedian. What does Babe listen to? Every song sounds like that American Pie song. I don't even know what you would call it. They call it oldies. Easy listening? That's great.

Where do you want to start here? I've got the audio in front of me. That American Pie song. I've listened to it all. I love it. Um, man, I don't know. I kind of like old Brad because he just hates this analytic world. And anytime somebody's going for it on fourth down, he's just so pissed off.

And I put in the labeling how every time he was mad that they were going for it, they got it. So just makes him look even worse. Okay, so the chiefs have a fourth and goal from the two, right? Yep, they're going for it. Yeah, I was going to say, what do you mean points play? Nobody does that. anymore well again they kicked five field goals last week and won the football game you know just keep stacking them up it's not how we do it anymore i have no idea what kansas city is

going to run here just so you know no idea fourth and goal it's a two it's kind of part of the point and you're saying so then they end up getting the touchdown so he's upset why are we going for it here but then they score a touchdown and of course he follows up with well i guess they were right there My thinking is arcane and must be evaluated and updated. No? No, play the next one. Okay, Cowboys have a fourth and four. Excuse me, Mr. Laufenberg?

Yes, sir. Is it not fourth down and four at midfield? It is. Where's anger? Where's Brian Hanger? Do we not punt under these circumstances, sir? Oh, Mr. Laufenberg. Mr. Lofenberg?

First thing they'll try to do is draw them offside. You know that. then they'll maybe go to a play at the chiefs 48 fourth and four i got news for you and they're going to snap the ball and the throw is to the left of ferguson and he caught it for a first down hmm uh that would be whatever he just did is like me doing chapelle white guy voice like hey white hey excuse me tom you're the nerd dude you sound like a nerd to be doing excuse me mr lofenberg what was he that's supposed to be a data nerd but he did his normal voice sounds patronizing like an annoying data nerd so he tried to do the voice but this drives me crazy

I don't know okay we can come back to this because I have a lot to say you want to go to six you said this is the his worst take this is where the cowboys had scored a touchdown and they're leading by five now yeah so what would you do go for two Schopenheimer's saying, no, get back out there. We'll go on for two. Get back. Wiling on for two. Because it's 20-25.

Yeah, you are correct. Let's put you up. This puts you up. Seven. Yeah. Seven. Kind of a big number in football. Okay, those first two we could be antagonistic about, but that's just insane.

Everybody's just going for two now, I guess. It's willy-nilly out here. Oh, look at these pussies kicking a field goal down two. What's their thought? Why don't they go for it? Well, they're down too. Why do they hate points? I like condescending, Brad.

Is there another kind? I was going to say, I feel like that's... Well, let's do the most important thing first. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. And just for today, just for today. in the name of Mickey Mouse and grilled cheese can we please just be grateful today can we put aside all of the nonsense

and just be grateful for who we're with and what we have because we are up here and we're grateful for you sharing it with us doesn't sound grateful at all the most sanctimonious person or personality just absolutely sounds negative as hell

is talking down like oh god please if I have to do it I will basically Jesus I will sacrifice good Lord let's see get some babe stuff that's pretty good oh here's another Brad thing though

that you guys turn me on to that he does what negativity is he even talking about what is he even saying I'd rather not speculate I'd like the other condescending one because Jake loves this Yeah, if you want negativity.

They are missing a couple of safety so right now. Turpin lines up in running back, which I know thrills a lot of you. Now he moves into a slot on the left. Yeah. He's talking to the haters. Yeah. Comments on. Big time.

This is the one where they talk to the sound bite, and I didn't know this happens. Right. They've got to be able to run the ball. They've got a good running game. We know that. They've got a good running back and Javante Williams. so they're going to have to just, you know, keep it balanced. All of that is why I asked Brian Schottenheimer.

By the way, what's going on with your Red Zone performance? This is one of those weeks where you have to do what you're doing well. There's just a few calls on. Let me ask, though, was he the one that asked that question, or is he just put himself as the person asking every question? It's very possible he asked the question. And that would actually... Because I don't hear him a lot in those press conferences.

No, but he does a pregame interview, though. and maybe they cut that up. I'm going to try to call balls and strikes here and say that one doesn't make me as bad because he said, I asked. Sometimes he'll just go. Hey, Brian, shot. Yeah, he'll just, and I know that that's something like that bit, but I don't. I think it's like, I know that guy's down on the field.

This is a continuity error. I hate that I asked because you're inserting yourself into it. Also, what Babe said did not remind him of Red Zone at all. He was like, yeah, you've got to be balanced today and run the football. Yeah, you know what? That reminds me of a red zone offense. It reminds you this thing I got on my... Play it and was going to get it in there.

I got it on my cue sheet here, and it doesn't have a line through it. Yeah. That reminds me of one-day doors and closets. Actually, I mean, you could... Josiah Rogers once had a dream when he was a boy. He actually worked with his father who would replace many of the doors in a single home, but he would tell young Josiah, We'll finish this up tomorrow.

And he would sadly look off at the sun as it's set and thought it doesn't have to be this way. Yeah, he'd lay in his bed looking at the ceiling, thinking of the equations. Like, how can I, how can we solve it? Well, somehow he did. Yeah. He solved the problem. And now you could get all the interior doors replaced in your home in just one day. One day, Texas.

It will not be back tomorrow. Dot com slash promo 30. He's made good on that promise to the universe. versus replacing your doors one day, all of them. And then he'd see how the customer would say to the dad, can I get a discount on this? Can I get some kind of a deal? Maybe I could pay for one door and you gave me a couple.

I mean. And his dad would say, just not, not something I could do. And then Josiah, some owe these many years later. He made good on that promise too. Because if you buy one door, you're going to get to at one day, Texas.com slash promo 30. These are solid doors, folks. You can hang your hat on them.

I don't know. One Day, Texas.com slash promo 30. This is something maybe for the holidays. Give this as a gift to the, maybe the misses. Like, hey, I hadn't thought about doing that to the house. You did. One Day, Texas.com slash promo 30. So I was talking to Brian Schottenheimer the other day as well.

And just wondering, you know, how far ahead into the season do you look when you're preparing for games. And I wondered if he could somehow turn this back and ask me something. I think that's important that you build into these guys. Hey, we're going to take it one day at a time, one week at a time. And why? Because your focus needs to be where your feet are. Okay.

Oh, that's a bingo, too. Yeah, yeah. Be where your feet are as a bingo. Why? Because your focus needs to be where your feet are. Yeah, that's a big bingo. Elsewhere in the Brad and Babe, did you want to get to pop culture stuff? Because I know that's the good end.

Yeah, that's got to be the ender You have any other you want to work in? There's a lot of babe stuff Does babe exercise? And it was funny though, Brad, I talked about it in the pregame show But I was at the gym working out You know, there's no sound on it Yes, I do work out

I know you're looking at my body saying, well, you work out No, trust me, I'm not looking at your body I am not a homo Gay No homo, bro Man, that's so funny And that's a cool That's a humble guy or a fake humble

Because Brad's in Babe's in great shape So you can mention you work out While also being like I know I don't look like it While also being hot Yeah, he's a professional athlete But hell

All Brad once you know is that he ain't no bitch Professional athlete Slash comedian Isaiah Pacheco He's their tough inside runner And he's missed the last couple of games But he's back Miss the last three with the knee injury

And forgive me if I call him either Randy Pacheco Who is a account executive For our flagship station fan Or the fight doctor Yes Freddy Pacheco Ferddie Pachco, yes

He is Isaiah Second and one I've actually met someone With that last name before Right how Romo is that I know a guy Who works at the fame You do?

When you keep in mind, they are broadcasting or calling a football game. Yes, this is labeled, is there a game going on? Tackled by Donovan Wilson and Malay Hooker 22 to Kelsey. You know, I know Matt Eber Fluce, the Cowboys defensive coordinator doesn't like it. The defense doesn't like it, but I just love watching Patrick Mahomes throw the football. Me too. It is so pretty. But you know what?

It's not just throw the football. It's play the position. Well, he does everything, but I just, that ball comes out. He and Matt Stafford are the two where, I mean, you did this. I can't wait, Matt Stafford, somebody to tell him, hey, you're old. You're a quarterback. You're allowed to like that. Okay, I get it.

First down, Mahomes back to throw his head. They're not really calling the game. As he throws the ball down the middle and it falls incomplete, looking for worthy, covered by Donovan Wilson. But whoever got in the Mahomes' kitchen, they're really upset that play. You know what's funny about you were a quarterback. And I was eight years and blah, blah, blah. But I'm in Italy, right? This offseason, I just traveled over, went to wrong.

Thank you for the gift you brought back. Oh, you've got it. But they said, oh, they googled me. They found, oh, you're a quarterback like Tom Brady. And I said, well, I can't take this. Stop. I sort of am and I'm sort of not. Yes, I am.

They'll never know. Did he get him a gift, or is he complaining that he didn't get him? I just want to know what's happening on the footbook. football field. It's second and six. That's not what we're here for. He took a trip to Italy. It's a big trip.

He saved up for a while. Guys, I have to pee really bad. So I'm just going to go. You're going to miss this really good ender. This is for you. Yeah, just listen to a couple more. Okay. Just let go in the chair.

A couple more. We got two more minutes. Okay. This is good. You're going to like it. I know. Pop culture. Pop culture, Brad.

And Sam Williams has closed him. down. Is it my imagination or since he's getting fewer snaps as Sam Williams playing better? Never your imagination, Brad. Well, some people say I have no imagination. Temptation's just my imagination. Just my imagination.

It's so funny because that play had a lot going on in it too. Just gets right to the top 40, you know, kids, fellow kids. Pop culture, Brad, too. And then got knocked down by Shamar James at the

Kansas City 32. This is good for Fellow kids, for sure. Remember the old Garrett Morris Saturday Night Live? Baseball been very, very good to me. What? It's been very, very good to me. I don't remember this. I talked about the second quarter being the Cowboys.

Sorry, did I talk over his... Garrett Morris, invitating a Hispanic player, or Brad imitating Garrett Morris, imitating him. Almost 50 years ago. Be very, very, very good to me. Baseball, be very, very good to me. I talked about the second quarter being the Cowboys best, scoring quarter, better than any other team in the league in any quarter.

And the second quarter has been very, very good to them again. They've got 10 points. It is. The second quarter, they just come alive. They ever shorten a game down to 45 minutes and started in the second quarter. Cowboys are going on a Super Bowl. Incredible. Baseball is very, very good to me.

I talked about this. Okay. Jake would not wait until these last two. so I will play this number three hoping that Jake can be quick enough to get to the ender okay okay I didn't what's a play clock running down I did not see I'm not sure Christy was there an injury issue with Pickens

Flannoy was not in the right spot that's why they called the timeout Pickens looks to be okay okay because I would think down here baby you want Pickens in the in the game oh you want him on that wall you need him on that wall I don't have the time or the inclination. The timeout, if nothing else, allows them to get pickings back in the game. Hey, they saw a few good men also.

Why did they need to extend that? Because they kind of try to one-up each other. Yeah. Like, I believe Babe feels like he is the color commentator, so he brings color and comedy. Mm-hmm. But I don't think Brad is the kind of guy to acquiesce the spotlight. No one's going to out funny.

They need to want, you know, that's the way I view it. Yeah, like Coop and Brad Davis was always perfect because Brad Davis had no interest in trying to steal Coop Shine. They know they're just fill the gaps. Or talk at all. Some nights. And so this is the last one. I guess it's pop culture

and it's Brad showing that he is the funny one in the end, I think. Not going to be there and he threw it right at the feet of Chris Jones and there's a flag. I'm going to be an illegal man downfield, I believe, ineligible receiver. But don't say there's an illegal man downfield because we'll have ice in here and just the second. They'll need a bus. That's ineligible. Yeah, let's say it that way. That rules.

That's what I said. That is absolutely awesome. We have determined now that Brad is actually the funny one. Yeah. That's... Because that was actually... That's amazing. That's the funniest thing I've heard him ever do.

That is pure uncle humor. It's funny, though. Illegal man downfield, I believe, in eligible receiver. But don't say there's an illegal man downfield because we'll have ice in here and just the second. Oh, hey. Yeah, and in that moment, Babe was like, damn, he is the guy. Wow. How am I supposed to follow that?

That's so good. All right, let's do picks in a few minutes. Maybe very few, because Jake's ready to go. So we're in Washington, and Michael says, hey, what times the bus, babe, what times the bus? You know, I said, Michael, it leaves at 11. And unlike the team bus that wasn't going to leave without you, we don't need you. He said, oh, no, that bus wasn't leaving without Michael. He said, but this one, that'll leave without Michael.

I'll be there. You're listening to The Dumb Zone. Before we do picks, maybe we could plug Underdog Fantasy. Sure. It is a sponsor of ours. It is, and we've got action tonight, Dan. Yeah, Underdog Fantasy is where you can go, like, take tonight's game, and you can pick different players.

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Yeah, and you can follow along while you watch our stream. Hey, speaking of stream. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, it is time for D. That's right, joining us now. It is Cirque de Soroy. They like to stream on YouTube. Did someone say cool streams?

We're here. You know what these jokers did the other night on Cirque to Soroy? They came up with some scheme where they could just do eight hours of a show in one night so they just don't have to work again for, for another eight days or whatever the case is put it all in the can or spent

and just release it over two parts no oh they aired it all on Twitch we got a thing we applied for it to be on the Twitch front page like the actual world Twitch.tv everyone that goes to it

ours is one of eight streams like rotating right at the top so we're like but as part of that deal you could only stream on switch or on Twitch and they gave us an eight hour window So we're like, well, why would we not do all of that if we're going to be up there? We didn't know how the numbers would come in and do it. You're fine, Mike.

You just have a guy who, despite working in radio for 50 years, doesn't understand how to smoothly create it. Is that me? No, Danny. Oh. Well. I thought it was cool. Your voice was pixelated. It was funny.

You sounded like a robot mic. I thought he was doing Popeye. I'm trying my best. By the way, you could have gotten Mikey just to read that underdog disclaimer in normal voice. Right. Midnight Nike instead of, Mikey instead of noon, Mikey. And they had Bedbots, too, which I didn't really until they got there. What if we, you'll be disclaimer guy on Monday if we have an underdog spot.

Because Monday, Soroy is filling in for Jake Kemp. Heck yeah. Are you aware of that, Mike? Did you remember? I do. I put it on my calendar. I am going to be there. Oh, he's got a calendar now.

Oh, wow. He's got a model for picking games. He's got a calendar. I have a lot of models for picking games. That's plural. Someday he'll open email. What's her name? Oh, passive aggressive.

Another shot. That is passive aggressive. We're kind of doing that with our 12-hour sub-a-thon December 22nd because we're not going to work again. Look at us. We'll go. We'll do so much. A couple of weeks, right?

To not have to do anything for a while. A couple of weeks after that. Many people wouldn't have done that 12 hours before their two-week vacation. They would have just been like, hey. Sure. We'll just bring in some other people to do Dry Dock. Didn't we do that last year? Didn't Danny?

Wasn't he involved in that? Jasmine? Yeah. Yeah. Why aren't we doing that again? You try everything. Probably because you looked at the stream numbers. Boys.

This thing is getting thick. Oh, you want to actually do picks? This thing is getting thick. I thought we said last week we had ended it prior to last week because, yes. Well, now the Soroyes have taken an insurmountable lead, and we will acquiesce and bow down to our sports leaders. Thank you. The Dumb Zone is now in second place in a two-team race.

Two games behind. We have to keep it going at least one more week to see what Dan is capable of. Can he go one for $29? What can happen? I was 0 and 10 two weeks ago. And this week showed a marked improvement by going one in nine. And I felt so good because it all started. I had the Longhorns.

And they, of course, covered since they won. And I was like, all right, here we go. One and O. Let's roll. Or did it all start Thursday? Yeah, you were owing two by the time the horn's kicked. It sounds better, though. Sure, I was going to the story. Only because you asked.

Yeah. But anyway, yes, I went one in nine last week. Things are not going well for the good guys. But, you know, a lot of people have been persecuted in history. I mean, one man was nailed to a cross for it, but if you guys want to just ridicule that, then go ahead. I had a brutal week as well, and I just, you know, I understand that I know my role on this team, and I know that these other guys they brought in are essentially roster filler. And so if we're no longer on top of the table, it falls on me to get us out of it.

And fucking noted Joe Burrow. The Bengals are a real football team again. So stay away from betting on them for the rest of the year. The Bengals? Yes. Nobody's no. I mean, they looked like the real Bengals again. And they're still going to be, you know, dogs.

They're getting five and a half against Buffalo this way. Why are you saying stay away from, shouldn't you say, I don't, I'm just saying it's going to be funky. There's going to be some weird because they, they thumped Baltimore. Because Danny Bayless was all over there. that last week. I know. Went head to head with you. That was, we could say that's really what lost

us, the lead. And that's when you're a prime time player, what you have to accept is that I'm made for those moments. Primetime player, I'm kind of waiting on my apology for you shitting on me taking Ohio State. I was not shitting on you. I was warning the house of cards. And because I'm a good

teammate, I'm happy that you were right about that. That was unlike most Buckeye Wolverine games. a beatdown. We needed your help because the other guy in this triangle offense can't get off the mat. He's killing us. To your, to your defense, one of our team members pretty much immediately after last week's picks was sending me off-thread text messages, personal text telling me basically what an idiot that I was for picking the Bengals. You know that they do have

the worst defense in the NFL, bro. I wish you'd have told me you were going to pick them. Like, okay. And look who's laughing now. Bitch. Jeez, Mikey. No, it was not me. No, it wasn't my feet.

Who was the other guy? Down there, Brady Bunch. The guy in last place on your team? Of course. He's got a lot to say, man. Oh, my gosh. He's got so much advice. They sound like the Eagles.

They're still in first place. I know. They're just dissension everywhere. Yeah. The noise will get to him. As, you know, Nick Siriani, one of his, dude, we have to talk more about that a little bit. Nick Siriani on his desk in Hard Knocks, his nameplate where it would say, like, Coach Siriani says, do epic shit. Does it really?

You're going to say it said Nick S.S. Siriani. No. Boy, the thing I noted. But he had a quote where he was like, hey, I mean, it's windiest at the top. That's just what it's about when you're around here. Oh, God. The thing I was amused in Hard Knocks that somebody had in front of them was Jerry when he's watching the game. Put it up there.

I took a picture of it. Oh, you did? We just hadn't had time to get to it. Dude. We didn't talk about it. It's a too deep. Yeah, he has the roster. It's like he's like they had Bono to the game or something.

This is the Chief Cowboys. The GM. It's his team and another team that's pretty popular. I'd like to think he could go 25 deep on each team. without that in front of him could he name all the starters on the Cowboys No it looks more like a catering menu He'd be mixing up Tyler's for sure

I'll have the veil The Otis is still here Salad It's insane It's like I can follow along the game Who gets more starters Jerry or your wife Ooh Jerry

But it's It's not by much I'd put Megan up against Jerry And feel great about it you got to be able to get the defense all right you want to do picks actually no I'll do my Brad

are we actually going to do picks today all right can we get around to some football please what if we do a quick little throw a little love the way of Frankl and Frankl personal injury attorneys first

Mike Soroy Mike and Danny for sure are very familiar with the Frankles because I think they've actually broken bread with the franks. Absolutely. Is that true? Good dudes. Yeah, good dudes and good at their job. I'm in the middle of a Frankl and Frankel representation right now.

Is that right? Yeah, 100%. Well, that's, I guess we don't wish that on you, but if indeed you need personal injury attorneys, then we do wish that you would grab Frankel and Frankel because they will get you what you deserve. They will fight the insurance companies for you. and they have a very easy phone number it's 214 and then all threes

or 817 and then all threes that's right uh frankl and frankl you want answers i think i'm entitled you want answers you can't handle the truth yeah that's right

they love movie drops oh you want him on that wall you need him on that wall i don't have the time or the inclination So, yeah, which one was actually from the movie? Which one of those clips? Is Gene Brickett? Yeah, that's, so yeah, call the Frankles. You'll get a partner on the line.

You won't get some spare like Blake. Sorry, Blake. Although Blake would just be happy to not talk to you. The Frankles will be happy to talk to you. Personal injury attorneys. Let's get to the picks. The standings, so the Soroy's lead us now by two games. They have 184 wins this year.

We have 182. And the standings go, as usual, Jake leads everyone, with 70 wins. Mike Soroy is next with 64. Then Danny at 61. Blake, who is climbing at 60. Cash with 59. And seven games back of that. Thanks to a one.

and 19 stretch. Amazing. It really is amazing, is me. Mm-hmm. I am. Really funny. Very, very last place. I am two in ten picking cowboy games.

And the very worst thing of all is I'm four and nine on triple plays. Mm-hmm. And that just destroys you. Yeah, and I can confidently tell you, as much time as you guys are spending on this, nobody is spending more time on it than Dan. He's in the shed. Oh, my gosh. And there's triple plays.

I mean, you guys know. You guys all were beneficiary. Like, you all went five and five, but you all hit your triples. So that's all you got to hit that triple, man. This is like, it's kind of all you got to do. From the maker of the losers cry? Yeah, yeah.

We know how to play. Anyway, all right. I don't have to tell you guys. I'm yelling to myself. I'm looking in the mirror. We should really shore up this bet payoff, too. Let's spice it up a bit. Oh, now he's like, hey.

He's ever heard of a Sibian? 48 hours. Where's the bed of the men? Losers have to join the Marines. Loser has to run a narco boat from Venezuela. One shot narco boat, one whale. Can you imagine Dan walking into a recruiting center? What's the bit?

here. Is there any way I could get accepted into our military? There's no way. Pete Hexeth would look at me and be like pussy. I think I could do more pull-ups than Pete Heskis. I saw him doing him in. Blake's Green Beret all the way. Yeah, he looks at it, dude.

He's a straight operator. All right. So here on the show, we have to pick our triple play and the cowboy game. The Cowboys are underdogs. They face the Lions tonight at Detroit. It's an Amazon game. I forgot to mention to Brandon that he's got to help you try to meet Kirk Herb Street's dog. Ah, yes.

Yeah, I've got some boots on the ground here that do some work with Amazon. I think I'm going to make it happen. Okay, we need a picture. Nice. You and your... Give it the Bentley. Your ill-fitting suit, Jack. it and Peter Herb Street.

Okay, Jake, you go first. Man, I'd love to triple play the Cowboys, but my confidence level is not as high as it's been in recent weeks. I'm going to take the Cowboys, but I don't know if you guys have just brief sports topic here. The Lions are 0 for 7 on their last 7 fourth downs, and they're getting like hammered up there over this because this is how it works, right? everybody knows that it's a large sample thing but when you have six seven eight of them in a row

everybody's like why the hell are we still going for it on fourth down but they've had drops um they still have a pretty good percentage in those plays they still go for it more than anyone else i think the worm turns on that um i think it's a super close game but i'm going to take uh yeah i'm going to take the cowboys i just don't have the triple the confidence to triple play it. I'd love to go back to the tech well, and if somebody goes BYU, I could be open to a challenge,

but they burned me once before. No, I'm going to go back to the kingdom. I feel like the chiefs in a must-win situation against the Texans. I think that they're three and a half favorites, saving their season. I'm going to take the chiefs over the Texans. Texans in a pivotal moment.

Chiefs covered the spread in four of their last five home games. This one feels like stealing money, boys. Three and a half? Three. Why don't we have that out on here? You're not even looking? Three and a half. Okay.

At home. Wow. Sunday night football. I will wait all day. It just happened. All right. Soroy, you're next. Thank you.

Mike's for having us on your show. We have all these sorrows. Thanks for being here. Tuesday, Thursday, night to date, search the story. Yeah, models all over the place. But, and I do struggle on this game, the Cowboys Lions game, because the Lions are really good off losses, and they put up a lot of points off losses.

But, Jake, I think you touched on something that it's been kind of itching. And I don't want to blame Dan Campbell, but has the Dan Campbell play calling thing, like, not working? Is that part two of the people up there? because, yeah, 0 for seven going forward on fourth in the last three games. And they just, yeah, I don't know. I'm not if it's long enough sample size to say, like, dude, you can't call the plays. But they've only beaten the Giants in Washington recently, like, as good wins.

You know, it's tricky about, like, he took over play calling when things weren't necessarily bad, which seems cool because you're like, hey, we don't have to be performing poorly to clean things up and optimize a little bit. We're going to be proactive about this. then the second thing start to go south, even if it's just luck-related small sample. You're like, shit. I'm kind of boxed in here a little bit. And also just the fact that randomness has led to them winning like 30 games in the last two years.

And there's just some level of regression there that Dan King is going to get blamed for. I think not having a Monroe St. Brown is massive. I think he is like a woovy for Jared golf. And they're going to feed Jameson Williams and Tesla. Fla or whoever, but man, I'm taking the Cowboys plus three. Cowboys also five and one against the spread this year as doggy dogs. So give me Cowboys plus three. College triple.

I was just staring at the tech well and Jake walked right past it. And he just kept going. So I will gladly get my schooner and go fill it on up. Texas Tech minus 12 and a half is my triple. I mean, they already kind of beat you. This year, and I think there's no reason they don't do it again. Give me Texas Tech. Get your guns up, 12 and a half points, triple play.

It makes too much sense. Like, I'm going to sit there and watch the exact same game play out. Why did I not get in on this? Danny Bailey. And it started at 11.5 and then big money came in. It's already at 13.5. So I'll take 12.5. Nice.

Danny. I like listening to you guys. Educated NFL men analyze these. games and i don't know tendencies and what they've done against the spread and the reality i could probably name 20 people in the NFL and most of them are on the cowboys so i'm going to pick the cowboys as well it's strategy yeah for my triple i want to do this just because i want to wait for Monday night for this to be the defining moment

that everybody's going to be watching this game and whether I win this triple or not is going to have massive repercussions the Eagles write the ship and they not only cover they they beat the snot out of the chargers

on the road. Wow. What is that? Three. Eagles by three. They're favored by three? Yeah. On the road? East to west. broken hand Herbert offhand but who knows. And then Cash will text me after this and tell me some weird stat about... They're getting Omari on Hampton back, idiot.

I know. Blake, you're on. Chewing shit at the end of the week next week. So I know Dan Campbell really likes to beat the Cowboys and I'm sure he's got some stuff cooked up. I just don't know if he has the manpower to do it this time around. smooth flight into Detroit. Everything has been flowing smoothly. Give me the Cowboys to cover those three points here in Detroit.

For the triple, I didn't really know where to go with this. So let's go to one of the better teams in the NFC. Only getting, or only down seven visiting Atlanta. Give me the Seahawks minus seven to cover that touchdown against Kurt Colson's old ass. That's a tasty pick right there, Blake. I think I'm supposed to. I'll tell you it's terrible because then it hits. Yeah, I need the motivation.

Tell me it sucks. Atlanta's going to give up. Well, the good guys hope so. Cash, siroy. Hello. I kind of forgot about him. Yeah, well, just I'm here. I really want to take the Lions kind of a must-win game for both teams,

and it's even must-winner for Detroit. Take them. But then... Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. But then Jake said that thing about 0-4-7 on 4th Down, so I'm just going to go Cowboys, too. My triple... You know, it was a real bummer when Lane Kiff

and left his team high and dry just as they were about to make their run to the playoffs. He took that LSU money and left his team wondering why they were not good enough to be loved by him. And that was sad. But that's not the way everyone handles things. That's not the way Eric Morris

handles things. He took the Oklahoma State job, sure, but he's staying with North Texas to the end of their season, and that is going to mean something. So I could see UNT winning easily. I could see UNT winning by double digits, but I

definitely see UNT covering the two and a half points against Tulane. So North Texas is my triple play the week. Hell yeah. Let's get it going Friday night. Never mind, in fact, that John Summerall also leaving his program at 2, Wayne to go to another school, but sticking on to coach just like Eric Morris.

Danny, are you fired up about this mean green season? I'm sorry? What was that? I was just asking Danny if he's fired up about this mean green season. I know how much they've always meant to him. I went there one semester and got ticked out because I was on interscholastic probation, Thomas, so I couldn't give a rats. I'm hearing yes.

You pulled a lot of wool up there, though. What's your story? there, Blake, didn't you go there? I took a brief swim through there, but no degree or anything. I was probably there for two semesters, did good in the classes I went to, I don't know, it just kind of flunked out. That doesn't make sense. You didn't flunk out.

You said you just did well. You know, he said he did well in the classes he went to. Oh. Yeah, I did good in the RTVF, but like Spanish, like, what the hell? Why? Why? So why? Why? He's not looking for his food. No. How did your parents take this? You just decided I'm not well. Not well.

And then you were going to, what are you going to do forever? You're going to be a board or a ticket engineer forever? Is that what they said to you? Or did you do that after? I think that they were too disappointed to even talk to me at that point. And look at you now. I just figured I hitched my wagon to Dan McDow and see where it took me. Hey, genius. Well, here we are. Speaking of. All right. It's the moment we've all been waiting for.

Did you guys see anything? Is that it? I think we need to do a table talk. Did you see anything I should fade there? I feel like, I mean, I was kind of looking at, I mean, U.N.T. I could talk myself into Tulane for sure. UNT has not played anyone this year. No.

When they did, they gave up 63 points. James got out of hand. UNT not ranked. UNT is what currently not ranked? Yeah, and Tulane is ranked. Tulane is definitely the better team, talent-wise. Come on, Dan. Come on, Dan.

You hear that? Come on, Dan. Because I was thinking about the juice for Monday night, or tonight, because that makes for a tasty game. But is that as much juice if every single person here is taking the Cowboys? Triple the lions. You know what I mean? I know, but then I'd be going against Jake and I got to think like a team as well here.

Yeah. You know, if I went against you guys as well. Also, the game streams suck when you triple it and it's not going your way. Or the game streams are great. Because he's brutal. One of those things. Dying in the wind. And also I saw some wind hop in the sales of a certain NFL franchise because they had announced

that Deshawn Watson has been cleared to begin practicing. And wow, wouldn't that just bring some real winning vibes to the room as the Browns are facing Tennessee at home? Iron sharpens iron. So I was thinking about that. Is he really going to come back? Well, I think, and the Browns put this on their social media. So what I have analyzed this as is, hey, you know what?

doctors say you're cleared you better be in the building practicing and doing everything we say or else maybe uh there's a clause in the contract that allows us to get out of this thing sure so i know you're relaxing but now don't relax too much yeah relax by yourself i love all this i love everything you're saying dan but there's no way i would uh i can back the browns again you've got to stop turning over not after last week but you know what let's uh let's get some juice folks Let's get some Friday night juice and just go right head to head against Roll wave, baby, hullabaloo, connect, connect, connect, Hullabaloo, connect, connect, connect. I will triple play to Lane and make that a six-game swing.

A bum fight. And I'll take the Cowboys tonight. Nice. And I'll take the Cowboys tonight. Nice. Feeling good. I love it. All six of us took the Cowboys?

That's not good. no and i think they're going to lose so i uh i tend to just stick to my guns say words friday night uh cash dude dan versus cash i'm gonna take your arm and just pin you down real quick it's real quick dan versus cash we'd like to see you and t uh fall on their face we will not see that all right fellas good times do it again next week guys who's good guests who's good guest on the stream tonight. Brick, right? Brick and Ted Embrick.

Oh, shit. A dynamic duo. Best friends forever. Hell yeah. Brick's good for ratings. That's what I've heard. See you. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Oh, yeah. And Blake's meeting us too. Blake is in Detroit, ready to party. Let's get a run sheet together here and take a look. Fairlease.org, a place that you could go buy a vehicle right now, even though it's freezing.

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maybe commercial sitch with fair lease at fairlease.org. Any other audio that you wanted to slip in? Oh, did you want to do some hard knocks before news? I barely had anything. It was a very quick one. It was just... Well, I thought at least just mentioning it and talking about it. I don't like it.

the best part of the whole show was the promo piece that they put out the James Winston-Dak interaction like the open used to be inspiring and cool what was the open this time like was it Siriani driving in a car if it wasn't him driving in a car it might have just been then on the practice feel but it was on inspiring yeah and then all of a sudden like the theme hits and it's like wait wait no I'm supposed to have built into that Dude, the one, you remember the Josh Allen one from last year or the year before?

That was when I knew the show was dead. Yeah. It was like, they just asked him, like, how are you doing? What did you do? Oh, yeah, he was like doing a photo shoot or something. Yeah, and then the theme just starts. It was really weird. The Siriani, was it a really cool car?

Yeah, I don't know. Probably. That could help. Yeah. I love cool cars. It's not, no, it's just not good. And I think the reason. they switch to four teams is like well we can't really get any good stuff so if we go to four teams

certainly that'll give us enough now i do enjoy the last 10 or 15 minutes is game highlights and we're like we're on the sideline of each game but we also can kind of get that information elsewhere you know now sounds of the sidelines yeah we get a little sounds of the sideline i do like it but you're also getting a very sanitized version of the sideline. So, I don't know. I think it's cool because you're getting more access than you usually get, and it's the NFL, and everything with the NFL is kind of good to watch.

But, like, if this wasn't the Cowboys involved, I don't think I'd tune in again to see whatever they. In fact, I think I stopped watching the NFC North or AFC North last year. Yeah, I think I did too. Because it just doesn't have the juice, so. No, I generally agree. catnip for me so but but jerry looking at it too deep is great or cd getting his cleats delivered to him on a platter that's the coolest thing i've ever seen yeah the uh sounds of the sideline clip i had

it's super short but i just um you know anything quinnon and williams says i'm gonna play it for you guys and this is just him watching javanti punches through to the left Javonte know how to pick up. He's a dog, bro. He's a dog, man. I played him when he was at Denver, bro. Oh, my goodness. He's going to hit your head.

He's running so hard, bro. He's just, uh, he got a funny delivery to me. Oh, my God, bro. Yeah. I played him in there. Oh, my goodness. He does, oh, my goodness a lot. And they go to him a lot on sounds of the sideline.

Times are good. People are having fun. Give it 10 hours. Let's keep having fun. Yeah, yeah. Here's Jay with the Dumb Zone News. All right. I'm going to follow up on a story we did a few days ago.

There is no conclusion to it. Do you guys recall me telling you about something's off? Are we on? Yeah. Oh, the thing just fell. Okay. All right. My headset was on.

The missing high school football. football coach. It was like Tennessee or somewhere. Yeah, he had actually devised a series of offensive plays that were so sought after that he went on the run. There were people trying to kill him because he was such a good football coach and it was kind of a fugitive. No, he, it was child porn. Yeah. Oh, no.

Yeah. That's so much worse. We now know that he vanished without his essential items. This took place on November 20th. So we're like two weeks in. Yeah, contact lenses. He left his car, keys, glasses, medication that he takes daily before he was last seen walking into the woods on November 20th.

Oh, like an elephant. And they say he had a gun. I bet he killed himself. Yeah, TZ and I were talking about this the other day, and it's like, I assume that's the case, but I didn't think it would take this long to find somebody. Was he dead? We don't know. They haven't found him.

Oh, I thought you were about to say they found him. No, he is, there's a U.S. Marshal reward now. I was reading a Reddit post that said it's extremely difficult to find bodies. Like the forest starts to cover it up pretty quick and that you could be standing right next to one and might not know. And that's probably true. I have no idea. I just assume like, damn, you get a body out there, get some dogs.

We'd find a dead body. We'd think the dogs would find it pretty quick. Unless a bear already did, though. Could have been eaten up. Well, maybe you should get, the police should get a bear. They've warmed. He may be armed, urged caution before approaching him. That's probably because he's just jacking off all the time.

I don't think you have to be cautious for approaching him. He's dead. It was like a week ago, right? It was November 20th. Okay, yeah. Probably not alive. I, uh... It was a cold front.

Wouldn't a cold front go through recently? And without his contacts? I'd like to think that a, dude, no bullsh, I'd be dead. Why would you walk into the woods to kill yourself, though? Why not just do it? Clean up, maybe? Not as much of a mess. Or like right on the side of the woods.

Because he wants this? He wants this. A pursuit. I did immediately go to Max Preps, and his team has won these two playoff games in his absence. The boys have carried on. You never know. Which has got to be, again, as I've said many times, I'd love to be a student there or a player there,

but how do you frame we're doing this for coach where you can't really do that? We love our Pito coach. Can you do or fight? The coach that they knew, though. It wasn't. Right. Ruegnetto adoring any of them.

I doubt it. Yeah. We don't know that yet, dude. I mean, I stopped doing the salinas stories, but there's another one every day. Another round of victims. Another lawsuit. Have you seen Dan the story about the Texas A&M student that died Friday night after the game in Austin?

Yeah, girl. Female. Yeah. 19-year-old student. When my wife told me about this story, she said she saw it on Instagram and that people were tagging who? like hey look at this you should be in on this you should be in on this yeah this is the story you should know about

a young hot woman in tex she is hot uh in texas i mean to those who think 19 year olds are desirable uh of course i'm speaking of tony busby who had to get right to the scene here i don't know why you look surprised but why well what to he's more of a celebrity right but you remember how this used to go with what He's also Agriolid. Like, if there could be, you could get the...

I pick him with any big celebrity. I didn't know this. I just pick him with big news story. This would get to that level. Like all the Deshawn Watson accusers weren't celebrities before they were Deshawn Watson. Yeah, but Deshaun Watson was the celebrity. Yeah.

Diddy was the celebrity. I guess I see what you're saying, but I just view him as there's something that's going to have a lot of eyeballs on it. It's time for the buzz ball to enter the fray. And A&M specific. He's an Aggie. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, if this was some other... Yeah. don't think he goes to tech to take up the cause well uh it's a thank god we got solid alibis it's a no doubt dude it's a a very strange situation the austin police say that it might even be campus police that she fell from the 17th floor at an apartment and there was their suggestion was that it was suicide now there's no real evidence here of suicide there were other people in the apartment and the mom is saying the police are basically just shutting her out she was trying to tell them i have where her phone is i can ping it i know where it is um now they

say that uh they were at a tailgate that day and that she was kicked out because she was too effed up which certainly happens and that would have been before the game so you'd like to think by like midnight unless you keep going but it doesn't seem to me like this is an open and shut thing here. There were 15 other people in this apartment when she committed

suicide. The suicide thing is a weird allegation. I wonder how they arrive at that because I would think that accidental would make a lot of sense. But I wonder if they're saying suicide because there's something that makes it clear that it wasn't accidental? Yeah, I don't know

the this is not quite like the movie bully that jim shoots wrote but if a group of kids got together and are like you know it was an accident but i don't know that we're going to be able to explain that everyone here say suicide but 14 people's a lot of people to lock down that's a lot of people so if it were two maybe you're like you saw what i saw right like that was an accident but we don't need to explain that but i also think and you don't know what's going on with anybody i get that that was forefront with the marshawn neelan thing you kind of know like if i showed up if i committed suicide tomorrow none of you guys would be like i never saw that coming you'd be like well he had a substance problem he was in rehab he had experienced

some level of mental whatever like i just think if you're a 19 year old who lives on the internet who's talking to all your friends all the time it's always out there you're gonna have somebody who's like she had been feeling like this or I saw her post that I just don't know that yeah I don't know you know maybe you get drunk and want to commit suicide but something doesn't add up and the mom is not happy the mom is not happy with the level of communication she's getting and I don't know anything about this but a lot of people are like you're not going to get anything from that police department on this that's a really weird trust time and place to commit suicide yeah I if I were the mom I don't think that that that

that would add up to me at all. Aggie's lost. They did lose, no doubt. Still in the playoff, though. Sands that detail. She'd want to see the play. That loss didn't, yeah. Not suicide.

Not in a dream season like this. At rehab, there was a lady who had fallen out of the third floor balcony, live to tell the tale. Like Omar. From the wire? He jumped out. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. Got a weird one out in a van. Zant County.

Sorry, Blake's not here, but this is like where, I don't know, southeast of here, like Canton, maybe some first trade days, Dan. That probably didn't land. But in, Clayton knows. I remember first Monday trades days. Okay. All of our moms would travel to this mythical place about an hour and hour and a half away for seemingly just crafts, but it was like mecca for white women.

They would drive there. And they would do swaps. Yeah. And it was the first Monday of every month. Well, they love that. They love outlet stores. Ooh, they love outlet stores. When my mother-in-law comes in town, they always make a big plan to go to different.

Even when we go on vacation, they find, like, the local outlet stores. Yeah. Like, what are they getting some, like, it's this secret. It's kind of like buying duty-free alcohol on the way back from the homilies. You always think you're getting one over, but there's no way that the expenditure. of time. How much are you saving when you buy... You may be losing.

None. By the time you... Tequila from the Bahamas. And yes, the beating of carrying it. My shit, it broke in my bag. It's just such a... But it was duty-free. Like, what is the tax on in anyway?

A couple dollars? The store is just then raising the price by that much. Yeah, no, like, oh, damn, I didn't know you got into wholesaling liquor. What do you care so much, nerd? You're buying two bottles. What are you trying to set up a fucking bootleg up? A man in Van Zant He is a county commissioner

What do they do? Couldn't tell you I know that's what Dwayne-Wiley-Price did But John Wiley-Price It's like a city council person Except for the county And in some places I think this is like bigger than the cities Obviously geographically but it has more power

I mean in Dallas it's a bigger budget In the county than the city So this guy, Van Zant County Commissioner Was arrested yesterday morning felony official oppression and impersonating a public servant so immediately piqued my interest i'm like what happened here like he was doing a comedy routine as a public servant oppression oppression meaning like um well i'll just explain to you what happened and it'll make sense this happened a few months ago but there were people shooting guns on his property

So we might have like a Bob Knight type situation here where this guy had like some property and there's some people out here shooting guns on it. And he impersoned a person, I imagine armed himself was like, hey, I'm the cops.

Like ATF or something. It was like, get out. I'll arrest you. And if you do that and point a gun at somebody, you are now committing a felony. You're depressing. And he definitely thought that, I'm a county.

mission. Kind of a cop. I'm pretty much a cop. Like, nobody's going to follow up on this. And, you know, but you might have just been popping off at the handle, but that's a felony. That's a real-ass charge. Like, in Texas, weren't you under the impression you're allowed to appoint guns at someone if they're on your property?

Yeah, maybe. So why would he, I just think he should have done it without saying I'm a cop. Right. he should have just been like Van Zand's own bitch Mitch Curtis Commissioner Mitch Curtis to you Google me Yeah

But no His conduct was on lawful He intentionally denied or impeded The victim in the exercise or enjoyment of a right or privilege Namely firing guns on his private property Anyways That's a fun one

A man died off of falling off of a boat Earlier this week in Irving Oh, no. Well, you know about Vilbig Lake, Clayton. You ever go out? Do they stock that thing for you? It's a private lake. Private?

So they do stock it. You know anyone? I used to live down there. We try to sneak on to fish. There's not too many details about this other than there was a guy out on the boat. A little man, perhaps. No life jacket. It falls in.

Next thing they know, they got a body. Both are dangerous, man. Kind of kind of low-key. Counterpoint. No, they're not. They're a lot of fun. No, that's not a counter. That's an and.

Yeah, fun things. No, I'm saying they're not, comma, they're fun. It's two points. Well. And you're not even contesting the second one. That flows across. No. no of course not um let's see is there anything else we certainly need to get to today i mean i told

you guys a bit about the uh the grapevine collieville story earlier in the show today the one part that i didn't tell you is the dan's favorite mayor perhaps the only mayor he knows who's not sports mayor but a mayor who does love himself some him grapevine mayor the still alive william d tate has swooped in and said I'll cover whatever. I'll figure it out. Wait, what do you mean? So they have this deficit that they're like, well, all right,

we've got to close these two elementary schools where a lot of the apartment kids go. William D. Tate is like, I can figure out how to get you at $1.2 million. We're not closing. Put my name on there. Because William D. Tate has spoken. Now, they have to say okay. It's like, look, I got a road. Do you guys have a city councilman road?

No. The reporting I read last night, now this was from Dallas. Express, which is owned by Monty. Monty Bennett, yeah. Who is a close friend of Chip Gaines's sister who runs the school board. But in their reporting, I don't know that the mayor and the school board

president get along all that well. Yeah. William D. Tate, dude, you know what this is. The guy's been mayor since Vietnam. And he's like, who the fuck are you coming in here? Now, they probably have some legitimate gripes and complaint about the way he does things, too.

But this is very much like an old town. So does that mean that they're not closing? We don't know yet. He just made an announcement at a meeting last night. Okay, okay. Or maybe it was Tuesday night, but it was like, hey. He's just pulling out that big old William B. Tate hog and laying it on the table and saying, yeah.

I'm good for it. You all know it. That's the, that's. Well, William D. Tate stats. He's just a guy who he wants what the people want. Like, we're not going to close these schools. I once heard this about him. Like, he said he will.

never allow paid parking on Main Street. Amazing, yeah. Because isn't that a huge beating wherever you go, you now have to download this city's parking app? And then we go through this thing, all just to get a little bit more money. But the Christmas capital of the world, or at least the Christmas capital of Texas, will not have that, and I love it. And he also said all he really wants is to be able to drive all the way

down northwest highway and can I just drive and hit every green light? Like he wants it all to be timed correctly. And it is. Like he wants just things that you want. Yeah. Like silly, you know. Did you mention the red light camera?

Well, that's Texas wide now. Okay. It is now. He was early on it. He said there would never be, yeah, you would never get a ticket in the mail from a red light camera and grape button. As long as he's on the watch. He's 81. I don't know this official photo is old, but looks great.

It's a little bit old, but he's still doing his thing. You guys should talk to him. And then... I've met him. The last thing I have here for you, I don't aim to make a policy judgment here or opinion, but there's a lot of talk about these boat strikes that I was referencing earlier in picks. Yeah, I like how... I like the way the world is now.

Because now I feel like I'm an expert on this subject. Well, like seven hours ago didn't have one thought here or there, but everybody knows you can't double tap, bro. Well, give yourself a little credit because the guy in charge, he only was about two hours ahead of you. It ain't like he grew up. But I did want to say, in reading about this and why it's bad, I'm not going to put this in why Hillary lost territory, but it's close.

if you actually can make the I guess moral distinction in your head of us, the U.S., striking a boat with the intent to kill everyone on board and then if like two of them are hanging on with their arms blown off, they then strike that boat again and you're like, that's beyond the pale.

A real violation of the sovereignty of these individuals. Like the whole thing is murder. The whole thing is sacrificing people for political gain. But it just feels like the ultimate, like, centrist establishment view to be like, hey, single tap. We don't come all right back around and ruin these people's lives. So you're saying, like, stick with your initial argument that this whole thing,

we shouldn't have been doing it. Yeah, and then once you get, like, pedantic about it, it feels like you don't actually care about what's happening. You care about some level of decorum. But you're not, you're trying to. Dude, this guy's body is smoldering. Like, I don't know that he's going to make it out of here and, like, make it to the retirement home.

It does seem like if you are a human person staring down the scope at someone who's clearly never going to harm anyone, like, because they're... And I guess that's the argument. Half a carcass, and then you hit fire anyways, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't want to be in a position where someone was asking me to. It's pretty grisly stuff. I agree. I just don't think...

I think that applies to most people who wouldn't be able to do it for the first one. Definitely. You make a legitimate point, though, that it's like the threat is neutralized. so but that presupposes that this boat was an actual threat to anybody like via weaponry or something anyways it was already just people on the boat so yeah sorry yeah probably if they decide to kill you they're not going to be like but let's do this by the you know to dan's point talking about i'm definitely not an expert i don't know anything i did hear a friend of mine talking in a very confident fashion uh in his point which it like and it all just made sense to me of like If you're not at war, like, if you're, if there's no aggression between the country, you can't just go around killing other people's citizens. Like, if they're not firing at you, if you're just flying by in a plane and shooting at them, there has to be some kind of, we're in a, a conflict here.

Okay. I guess it goes, my thought overall, though, is more what Jake is saying in that, and it's also like a right talking point, I think, in a certain way my point is that war crimes shouldn't exist what's like oh you can't use this way to kill someone yeah but that that's in the context of war

there's no war here no no no and I'm now just people driving a boat and I think a right talking point could be that hate crimes don't exist murder murder sure right and if I murdered you because you're black or if I murdered you because I murdered you because I was stealing something

Why should, because you're black, I should be penalized harder. Yeah. And I also think war crime shouldn't exist in that, because I don't think war should exist. I feel like that's stone age type stuff. If now you settle a dispute by killing a bunch of people. It's all silly. So why should there even be a crime if I do it with a drone or if I do it with this gas? Or when you were sleeping.

Or whatever. That is, yeah, I... The atomic bomb. Okay. Right. Well, they said the Dunn, not Dunkirk, what was it, the... Dresden? Is it Dresden?

The firebombing? Like, it was actually worse than the devastation of atomic bomb. Yeah, Tokyo, too. But, again, then I'm just a guy who wants to go have sex with that tree. All right, those are news. Did you see what? what that tree was wearing. The dumb zone.

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Stream, bruh. If those guys had picked Detroit, I would have triple played the Cowboys. Just to let you know how really committed I am. But you did the right thing, though. You read the room. Thanks, bro. Oh, did you see Tyler Sagan's out for the year?

I did. Good thing we don't care about hockey. Yeah. We were, like, kicking around yesterday. Like, man, what don't we try to get a... That's going to hurt their top line? Get tight? No way.

Certainly going to hurt A line somewhere. Yeah. Positive of that. A bunch of you are our viewer male birthdays today. Good afternoon, Big Mac. I write you on Business Wednesday for an inaugural birthday shout-out. Last night, at 1.30 a.m., my wife gave birth to our daughter. I've already tried to explain to my wife.

We don't want Blake very interested in her in 20 years. She doesn't understand why you don't want a hot daughter. Need a name rating from Jake. Kennedy Hayes. Could be worse. The last name isn't Hayes. The last name I was reading a moment. Is it H-A-Y-E-S?

Yeah. It's a good name. You want to be H-A-Z-E? I don't think anybody involved here wants it to be H-A-Z-E, especially if that's your concern. Kennedy better have all the consonants. I was going to say. Be best if it ended in a Y, too. Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, it's spelled like a normal person. This is a good name. All right. This is a good name. That is from Dustin Keller. Oh, wow. Oh, there you go. Happy, I didn't know that.

That's right. They just had a kid? Yeah, which is great because I think... Need him do some work? No, he was planning on coming to one of the streams, so I can't remember if it was like... He couldn't come because he was having this kid, or now he's going to be able to.

Oh, maybe it was, I don't know. The point is, it's all good. To the Jim Henson of the meat puppet. I liked the Instagram post to show full support. Oh, you got to do that, right? Yeah, if you see a kid on the Instagram post, got to like it. Don't like these kids. No, no, no, don't like kids.

Not looking at kids. Not liking the pictures of kids. Totally loving. them older. Yeah, what you need is like a separate version of like on every social media platform that's just classified is definitely not trying to have sex. Don't think the kid's cute or anything. I'm just liking the fact that you had a kid.

Oh, let me switch over here. This is totally different than the likes that I give to the Michael Certainne friends. And it feels insane that those are in the same tab. It is the same button. You pick my likes and it's all these butts and then your kid at flag football. To the Jim Henson of the Meat Puppet. Today is my Jimmy Johnson of NASCAR birthday. 47?

Says here 48. Side note. There's a fun little Kempspin about Jimmy Johnson's mother-in-law that you might look into. All right. Love a good mother-in-law story. He says, I'm sending in my own birthday email as I need a friend like Cedric Benson needed a crossing guard. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

That's one way to say you're lonely. My leaders are my spiritual overseer Jake Kemp and is chronicling of the musical heritage of Port Arancis. Blake's continuity of care close to home. You've got to say that whole word. Yeah, that's a Blake ad. And driving Sarah Hepelah's big rig haulers to Suplex City. Jeez, this is a great email.

You've got a poet on our hands. Run the ball, punt on occasion from your end of the field, and trust no bitch from Jay Cranville. The great figure four-pointer. Jimmy Johnson's in-laws murder suey. This is not good. His wife's mom is, or I guess, was suspected of killing herself and her husband. Oh, the lady murder suicide.

Just like ghost busting. I can't wait to talk to my daughters. Yeah. Bro. You can do this too. I have to tell you. Throughout history, it's always the lady that gets killed. He's also a grandson.

They killed the grandson, too. Was it Jimmy Johnson's kid? I don't believe so. Okay, I know that this is, we're going to keep making fun of it. I was talking to my daughter last night, and movies are up there. She's like, yeah, this one's Ghostbusters. She sees it on the, for you or something. She's like, oh, is that scary?

How old is it? Whatever. And then she says, are any of the heroes ladies? And I was like, well, they got like a lady in the firehouse, you remember, the secretary? Ghostbusters, great news. And she was like, oh, okay. And I was like, they actually made one that's all ladies. She was like, for real?

She was so excited, dude. She was like, that's just like. Proving representation is something. And I know. This is your nightmare. And the next thing I know she thinks she's going to be able to do the quarterfinals of the Eastern Conference finals as a ref But it did rock me

of like, damn, they actually care. Someone that we know who does some reffing mentioned that he thinks the reason lady refs are bad is just that many refs have been in the pipeline

for like 20 years before they get to the big stage and that at the big stage we're trying to write the wrongs of the past a little too quickly and we put these people into these jobs where they might have only been in it five years or so

and they just haven't seen enough. Of course this was a dude. That's why I did like the story of the MLB ump that the head of umpiring was like I've never met a woman in my entire life that could come close to handle this job

until I met this absolute fucking linebacker. He did just comment on size. Dear Dingleberry Dunker Dan. He wasn't taking any shortcuts for her. It is Tanner Kramm's 27th birthday. Leaders are Blake and C.K.'s

technical prowess and Jake's ability to puke and carry on with his day. A classic 690 has been sent to the DZ Venmo in honor of his birthday. D.F number 152, 1 plus 5 plus 2 equals

8. Mamba forever. Dallas. So true. Nice. So true. Yeah. Hey, Daniel, please wish my husband Travis Bremner a happy birthday. His birthday was business Wednesday.

We are a dual dumb zone and dual IJB subby household. Damn, bless up. We just got married three weeks ago, had a fusion wedding. He's white. I am Indian. He wasn't walking up in that special way because, well, we are married now. those days are long gone, sending a little thank you to Venmo from Serby. Serb-he, S-U-R-B-H-I.

That is her name. How come every white guy has an Indian wife but me? I know. That's beautiful love. No, I just, the thing that bums me out is just the... Maybe Serby has a sister, a friend. Just, I've never been doing an Indian wedding. I never came across my timeline, friend-wise.

I feel like I really missed out. Have you ever been to a Jewish wedding? Yeah, one of the best ones I've ever been. Step on the glass? Our buddy Justin. Yeah, it was sick. Can I say your reaction? Justin in Chicago?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't, how offensive is it? I didn't think it was that offensive, but then whenever I told the rest of the party what you'd said, you were like, whoa, that was just for you. All right. Well, then maybe you shouldn't.

Whenever they're up on the chairs, he's freaking out, what kind of boor-at shit is this? Yeah, okay, that's fine. I mean, you see Italian people do that, too, kind of, but it does feel, there is a feel, yeah. It's Eastern European. It's villagey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a villagey feel to it. And finally, I have greetings dumb zone. My name is Lindsay. I am a certified member of the Beehive. Blake is the best part of the show and the only reason to watch DZ TV on My 27. Agreed. I'd like to give a birthday shout out to my husband,

Richard, who turns 54 years old today. No, me and my 36-year-old body did not wake him up in that special way because I wanted to sleep. Wow. She really has it all. Also, our almost 3-year-old daughter woke us up at 6 a.m. and played in our room all morning. His leaders are a heart attack man and get-money boys from Houston, Texas. She attached a YouTube link. Maybe that's for Get Money Boys.

And if we played that, that probably wouldn't be good. Probably not. Unfortunately, they're going to have a real stick up their butts about that sort of thing. More Blake, less Beatles. Dude. Less Beatles, London, and Fraser Slander. Oh, I thought they just wanted less Beatles. All that should be you. She does not like the slander about.

Is this the couple we see often? This is from Lindsay. I can't remember the females. I don't think these are not people at the fair. Yeah, you're right. Seems like for the most part if you have a 50s guy and a younger woman, they really hate. me and they're all about me yeah yeah and Blake seems to be happening more and Blake she's in the beehive me too all right let us uh just let's move on to this

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Too many. Shut up. In 1878, it was nine balls and you take first base. But they reduced it. it to eight for the following season. Keep going. I never in my life have heard this piece of information. It's kind of funny.

Then eventually they're like, that's perfect. Stop there. Like, why? Why isn't it five? Because they didn't stop at five. Because they stopped it four. But maybe it's perfectly calibrated. Perhaps.

Like 60 feet, six inches, bro. Which is awesome. Because then even as bodies improve and speed improves across the board, all that, but 60 feet, six inches still works? Or should we be changing? Well, they've been talking. I don't know if this tracks the same as, like, technological advancements, but I have a feeling that changes in the human body's performance and high-end output has also seen like a quickening. Like, it hasn't been linear. It's been since 19, really probably 90.

Since game day men's health. there you go right in a number of things you can do legally but I think that that all happened so fast that had it happened along a more progressive timeline like early in sports

there'd be a lot more rule changes it used to they would just change the rules as they went every couple of years because they're like okay well this is all just slowly happening but then all of a sudden within a pretty quick period of time people got a lot faster a lot

bigger a lot stronger and they don't really know how to handle it you do rule changes here and there but i remember smart football one of the early football writers chris brown like writing for wired or something some tech magazine in 2010 about the future of sports and he's like they got to make the field bigger in football it's just it's a non-negotiable thing if you want to continue having this sport like it's a cage now really just makes it awesome On this day in 1959, a monkey named Sam was launched into space. I don't know that it came back either. I think they...

Well, you know. I had to see what happened. Maybe it came back. Have you seen the SNL Malaney? Oh, yeah. That's got to be one of the best things they've done in the last however long. Kind of a short film. Yeah, I think it's a Beeple.

Is that the name of the... Recently? Yeah, yeah. It's the last two or three years. They're on. the communication with the monkey as they're finding out it's going to be really hard to get them back okay and like uh he's got like a little thing in front of him where you can hit buttons of like yeah beep oh sad on this day in 1977 77 77 cream abdul jabar

ejected from a game and that ended up keeping him under 10 points so he did not score 10 points, but would go on then to set an NBA record of 787 games in double figures starting the next game. Wow. Which all ended on this day in 1987. Damn. Oh, my God. Symmetry. As he was held as just seven points.

And you think there's no God. Why? I didn't say that. Exactly 10 years. He was held to under 10 points on the same day. On this day, in 2016, a North Carolina man armed with an assault rifle. What year? 2016. Oh, I know where he's going.

I was, okay. A little pizza place, right? Comet ping pong. A Washington, D.C. Pizzeria. He was attempting to investigate, which is how you, you. I've seen a lot of shows, investigative shows. I don't know that they walk in and just start firing. They might ask a couple questions.

You will show me that basement. I do love the bit if you spoof Law & Order or something, how, like, they just keep doing their stuff. Like, if a cop came in to talk to you and was asking you about a murder, you're sitting right there talking to them. Yeah. But on Law & Order, they're like, they're still stock in the shelf. Like, they're just too busy.

Put a crate of fish. Yeah, it was their. A co-worker was brutally murdered and left outside. These shelves aren't going to stock themselves, guys, all right? So if I could get back to the dock. It's great. Continued to work on a car. And on this day, in 1976, famous wedding actress Elizabeth Taylor.

Can I do a game with T.C. real quick. Do you remember the owner of Comic Pingpong's name? No. All right. Yeah, hold on. I know it. Wait, it was Tim Taft. Mr. James Elefantis.

You remember how many times he had to say that? How do you not remember the name of a restaurant owner? I thought that's your whole game. That's right, yeah. And one friend called more than the others. Mr. Tim Taft of Super Salads. What a great game show. So Elizabeth Taylor got married on this day for the seventh time.

Good for her. Did she hit double digits? No, I don't think so. That's ridiculous. Other birthdays today, we have Skip, Baylis is 74. The ticket. Joe Thomas is 41.

Hall of Fame for sure. Still not. Absolutely. He is in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. He's there. He's got a bust. He's definitely the guy that makes me the most worried about what offensive linemen do to their bodies.

Yeah, he just looks like normal. Like he's my size. Yeah, dude. Those guys are not living healthy. There's like 320 pounds. So if you both. I'm hooked up. Do you think you could set the edge? I clearly could.

Yeah. I just don't have the desire. Howard Isley is 53. Was he Baby Jordan? He was Maverick for one year. No. Harold Minor was Baby Jordan. There you go. Sorry. Frank Reich is 64.

He was, I think, the second or was it third string? The third. I think third. Reich? That's what you're saying. Are you doing a bit there? I don't know. I'm just taking shots, bud.

I like it. My thought was he was fired from two jobs. But if he got hired again, then he could. See, I'm confused because I thought I just saw, okay, he's, did they bring him in to be the interim head coach? Yeah. And they hired that guy from Washington? What are you talking about, the guy from Washington?

The commanders hired a Washington. To vita Pritchard. To v. Pritcher. who's a coach with the commander, so that was featured on hard knocks. Like their quarterback's coach, they bring him down, and DQ's like, we're losing one of our own because he's head coach. Andrew Luck has hired him. Yeah.

In like August, the previous guy that was at Cal Davis was harassing secretaries too hard. What's the thing about Frank Reich then? He's just been there this year as an interim. Oh, he is coaching there now. Yeah. Yeah, the guy was harassing secretaries too hard in like August. The season's about to start, so they've. fire him and they've got to figure out you know they can't hire a new coach in august so andrew luck

says i know a guy who coached frank rick my coach at the colts that's wild we can get him in and then hey here's another idea how about my roommate so frank rick is just sitting around that's what i'm saying is so funny about the story years old he's like gets a call yeah like god damn okay yeah you want to season at stanford i got a couple million for you these are great i don't know that they're all great stories, but I love it. Baylor did this with that one old guy. Like the one year after Art Bryles got fired, they just called some

old guy. You're not going to be the coach for long. Did Stoops go back and coach like one game? Yeah, he did the bowl game. After Lincoln Riley left. And he was, that's funny. Whenever I interviewed Randy Choate, Jack McKeon had been brought in as like an 89 year old or whatever.

I remember that. So that was why I felt so emboldened to be able to do whatever in their clubhouse. Jack McKee and what's he getting stopping me fucking Pedro and uh what's his name him oh Don Zimmer Jay Z is 56 uh wow pound for pound the goat not my favorite but the goat Tyra Banks is 52 not your favorite yeah it's just if you had to pick one that's always what I think if somebody says favorite I think you get one left ever and I always just if I Tyra Banks might be my one.

2010, Jake. Yeah, I know. He would have said his favorite. Jeff Bridges is 76. Marissa Tomey is 61. What a lady. I believe you can see her butthole in the wrestler. Definitely.

Chelsea Noble is 61. I always think she's Chelsea Handler. But she's not. I don't know who this woman is. Fred Armisen is 59. Greatness. Absolutely greatness. Portlandia this calendar year I have rolled through Portlandia

I can't remember recommended enough it's great Jim Grobe was the Baylor coach there you go they brought in out of nowhere Peggy from Madman has a Kempspin about Fred Armisen Oh no what said he was not a great husband Oh whatever they all say that the Scientologist says He was not a great husband

They all say that Jr. is 86. He was Jethro on the Beverly Hillbillies. A TV show. That's a good show. Have you watched? When I was a kid? Big time.

We were Nick at Night. Chappie was a big classics guy. Whether it was Nick at Night, we recorded a lot of them. Dude, Beverly Hillbillies. Is it Get Smart? Get Smart? I was... I dream of Jeannie.

Dream of Jeannie. Bewitched era, Nick at night. Big time. F. Troop. Those are good beats. F. Troop. Oh. I dream of Jeannie.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, Dick Van Dygg. You could make her do anything. She had to. And. Dragnet. Probably one of the good.

If we go back to the Dice Man Cummeth, you know how we've been wanting to do that for four years now? Maybe more. It's very good. I think he had a genie bit. Like just how. You know, Bewitched and Jeannie The whole premise

of the show is you've got this hot woman who can do anything, and you're bottling her up, like making, do not use your powers. We want to do things the right way. Like, who would be doing that? Right?

You want me to try to play it? We have it? I don't know. Sure. Try, T.C. Yeah. What are we done? I dream a genie. Come on. Come on. The way she'd walk around and know she'd close, right? You look close enough you could see bush oh you know it they just gave what to the wrong guy you know

what i'm saying i mean everything she wanted to do can i do something master no no jeannie don't don't do that don't do it give it a me for a day yeah all right genie you want to do something all right how about you make your tongue about six feet long and lick my balls from across the room think you could swing it honey What an era. All right. Comedy never got better than that. God, man.

It was a funny era that raised me. I'm like, hell yeah, bro. We're over here getting Portlandia. I'm listening to Dice and Sam Kinnison talking about the alphabet. What if he took nursery rhymes but put dirty words in them? This is what I was all raised on, man. Yeah, I know. And you wonder why?

I've never wondered once. Okay. And our Dumbzone birthday of the day, Jason DeFord. Frank, Frank, son. You may know him as Jelly Roll. Oh, you'll be performing in the break room. Is 41. At 1130, if anybody would like to come down to the Cumulus Cafe and Conference area.

Man, I am sorry I missed that. Dude, it was so funny. It was before anybody had ever heard of Jelly Roll. Yeah, I'd heard, I had seen the name in the news, but I mean, And as evidenced by the fact, he was still just coming up to I-93 on like a Tuesday. I've still never heard A song. It was like who's the little guy that was in my production room? He did a Super Bowl halftime once.

God damn it. Somebody. Bruno Mars. Yeah, didn't somebody imitate him? I'm mixing up stories. He was there. No, no, no, no. I meant there was like a woman in.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Elady and Keller gave $10,000. Oh, Bruno Mars needs $10,000. Here, let me say. I'm on tour, babe. I got to get my band out of jail. Anyway, yes, he was once in the production room and I didn't have time to do the open

because Bruno Mars was in there. I'm like, who is this guy? Is this waif? And like 10 years later, he's 15 maybe. He's a half time of the Super Bowl. He's a talented guy, hell of an entertainer. Born on this day, now dead. Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

Norm. You know, I had the same kind of situation. I can't remember which, was it like Tracy Morgan? Not Morgan. Tracy Lawrence is a country person? Yeah. Is that a famous person? It could be.

Yeah, that sounds right. One that I grew up with once. Something like that. Somebody like, or Lori Morgan, is that who Troy dated? Yeah. They were like at the McConnellsville County, fair when I worked in southern Ohio and then like three years later I see they're big but you got to do stuff these people don't come out of nowhere well I mean what do you yeah exactly you got to

grind unless you're post malone dead on this day still dead I'm going to show up as an industry plant I have a Roger Bresnahan he died on this day in 1944 he was the first major league baseball player to wear a batting helmet pussy God man you know No, that guy was, I bet even the ladies, like the roadies were making fun of him. Don't sleep with Roger. He's that goofy thing he was wearing on his head. Is that how the giant football helmet is going to come to be regarded? I hate it so much when I see it, but is this going to be a normal part of our lives?

I just can't. I can't see it. It's interesting. But, yes, think of when they first wore a batting helmet. If there's only one guy doing it, you're like, that is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. y'all ready get a hat what's the deal just get out of the way and i'll never forget this day in 2007 dead on this day at the age of 34 pimp c that's right i was listening to a pimsy interview

just the other day in history the classic classic pipsy interview he's on the he's on the radio in Atlanta, Dan. And he's at the time beefing with, I think, young Gizi, who's from Atlanta. And young Gizi had proclaimed himself the king of the South. And Pimsy got on the phone, on the radio in Atlanta. And one of his points in refuting this kingdom of Young Jeezy's was, how can he be king of the South? I get out the plane in Atlanta, what that motherfucking watch say. It's say Eastern time. is in the east interesting point

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