The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 2-18-25: Chris Farley SNL tribute, Richie Incognito's bullying, and Nico Harrison fitness shaming PREVIEW

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

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Hey now! What you are about to hear is a free preview of one of this week's premium episodes of The Dumb Zone. If you would like to hear this program in full, along with the full archive... Ah, shit. If you would like to hear this program in full, with the archive of all of our past episodes, you can subscribe at DumbZone.com. Enough for today. Well, I have one more Lakers thing, which is more levity. OK. Because I did, I don't remember if we talked about it

yesterday, but part of my limited Twitter interaction this weekend, I retweeted a thing of Jeannie Buss talking about this trade. And she was with Jay Moore. Are they married? I don't think they're married but it's dating. They live as you're gonna get to definitely at least live together. So and what I thought was funny about that video they're married. Are they actually married? I thought it was funny about that video was that Jay Moore professional comedian who has had to

hold in laughter while Chris Farley fell through a table, like he was on one of those sketches, like he knows it's tough to hold in laughter if something's really really funny and so she started saying that well you know what it's great to have Luca but we had to give up a lot. And then Jay Moore does a double take, and you could see him holding in. Like, trying not to break. Yeah, that he's trying not to break.

He's just got this funny smile on. But that's not the audio I want to play for you today. I want to play, Jeannie Bus was being interviewed about Jay Moore and her, they are married, but they have a unique living situation. Right now we live in a building that has three units. So I live on the top floor and Jay lives on the first floor. And so there's, you know, a couple that live between us. So we live together, we're at the same address, except I'm unit three and he's unit one.

We don't really want to change anything because, you know, I like my space and I have my schedule and he likes his space and he has his schedule. But we're, you know, I can, you know, take the elevator down in my slippers and, you know, hang out a little bit and go back up. And I would recommend it to any couple that feels the same way. Incredible. So you just need enough money to have two floors in a building?

Yeah. How did she not ask for the first floor? Maybe it has a view. OK. You know, it is LA, so maybe she's got some. Yeah, women like views. Some cool view. It is kind of funny.

Who did this recently, Blake, that we were somebody who had two houses? If some celebrity was like, you don't fight. Like it's just, I recommend everyone. Like you'll reduce the tension. Your intimacy will be better. Just get another house next door. But it does sound pretty awesome.

Like I've met people, listeners of our show who have heard like, dude, separate bedrooms. It's great. I'll tell you this morning at 4.45, I will give my wife some credit. She's been getting up going to some kind of exercise class every morning. That's the yay. The boo is, it takes her four alarm things going off to get up. And so now I'm up as well.

That's tough, man. And I think that's a fully acceptable sleep in another room situation. It's becoming more common. Talk to people in real estate or builders. They're seeing it way more now. Because for me, it's a pain in the ass. But I try to, so I wake up to an alarm on my wrist. I won't set an alarm because she's like.

So it just vibrates? Just vibrates. OK, I didn't even know you had an alarm anymore because I don't. I only have it for the mornings. I probably will wake up by 5 every day fine. But if I'm wrong by 15 minutes on that, now I miss a class that I paid for and it drives me out of my, I can't handle it. You're going to an exercise class early. Only twice a week.

I do the rest of the day. I'll just get up and work out on my own. But if I'm going to go to a class paying for a class that I don't go to, like sends me into a blind rage. What time? Five 30. You had to be there at five 30. You had to be there.

You need to be there by five20, 522, whatever. But I lay my clothes out the night before in another room and I use a vibrating thing here and I put my contacts out whereas your wife's waking up with a plank. Now we're planking. Yeah. Yes. The opening one of the drawers does sound like you're doing the kick scenario or whatever. It's very, and look, I empathize.

When I, when I would make noise and she would get pissed off, I'm like, this seems like it would piss somebody off. I get it. My wife will ground coffee beans. And I'm not joking. At like 4 a.m.? Yeah. That's such a jerk move.

And she works weekends, so it's my Saturday morning. Dude, that is so mean. My wife's a school teacher, so basically the summertime, I've got the whole summertime routine where it's get the contacts out, close, and another. So I can just watch wakes me up, no sound alarm, and I'm out, close the door real nice and quiet. Yeah, the dudes were considering.

We care. That's right. Because they have something we want and we don't really have anything they want. That's the whole point. All right. We're done with that. Jeez dude. What did Jay Moore say to Bob? What a homo. That would be a homo. The Dumb Zone. You're listening to The Dumb Zone. What do you want to promote? We have no appearances coming up, right? Business Wednesday is tomorrow?

It is. We can promote the fact that Jay Moore is a decade younger than Jeannie Buss. She's aging in reverse and he's aging in accelerated fashion the normal way. Yeah, she looks good, man. Does she still have that picture of her with the basketballs? No puppet. Uhhh. That didn't feel right. What? No puppet. Oh. No puppet. What are you doing? Give a man his due? What are you doing? You're calling for more you? Is that what I'm getting here? Well it was like a last week you're like yeah they blew this when I'm drunk all the time and it had nothing to do with my sobriety rehab. Yeah, there's a reason I'm here.

And then we try to change it for your sake and then now it's like, oof, you don't play my drop anymore? Are you trying to pin my bit down? Don't pin my bit down. I don't need that. Unbelievable. You think we could get J more Send him the Jap audio Maybe I got a buddy If you ever met Dave Denholm name sounds familiar, but so I worked with him in Ohio and

He was the first that I knew that kind of made it because he got a job in LA and sports radio like Fox Sports Radio or something way back in the day. And he was partnered up with Newy Scruggs in LA, a local weekend sports guy. And so he and Newey didn't get along. And then Newey ended up getting the gig at Channel 5 in Dallas. And when Newey left, they partnered Dave Denholm with Jay Moore. And for a year or two, Jay Moore just did Fox Sports Radio LA like he was just a afternoon talk show host yeah It just in there doing a three-hour show every day Yeah, I think I knew that because I mean that's he ended up on best damn sports show and he had some chops

Yeah, he was really into sports like he was a big sports fan. So yeah, Dave, Dave Denholm and him did a radio show about sports. Why did I start telling you that? Oh, because you were just like, can we get Jay Moore? Yeah, I mean, I think, I think it'd be a lot of fun. So maybe my buddy Dave Denholm still has his number. I doubt it. And I doubt. Dave Denholm. Dave Denholm still has his number. I doubt it. Dave Denholm? Play by play for LAFC? That's right. You want to talk a little soccer? Not really. Not really at all. I have been thinking about trying to get a correspondent from LA.

We do need one. To cover Luka. Like somebody who's at the games and who goes to the press conferences and things like that, can we... What about Jack Nicholson? I looked at... I was looking at... Maybe that's why I was looking at the Locked On guys again this morning. So their Locked On is two brothers, like literal brothers, do a show together, which I think

would be more palatable than doing a show with your wife, wouldn't it? Infinitely? Yeah, that's the dumbest question you've ever asked. You wouldn't listen to the Joe and Jake podcast? Absolutely. No, I think I would rather listen, well, that's not true. I was going to say I'd rather listen, but it's really about whether you'd rather do the show.

You'd rather do the show with your wife's brother who still lives with his mom than you would with your wife. Probably. And we don't know what that guy's got coming up with. Probably. Trust me. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the move. My wife has intimated that she would like to be a couch guest sometime. Oh my god. Like during a game. Like, what's she doing Thursday? Like during a game. And I'm like, yeah, no, I don't think so. How did that come up?

Just you know very occasionally she just wonders why other people are getting to have fun up here and not her and usually it's If there's another lady up here. That's all it is Blake. Oh, yeah, if it was always all dude She'd never want to be up here, but she sees Julie Running up and down and fun running down there. Gotta get back on the air. Yeah. Yeah She's like, oh, how come I can't be the back on the air. Yeah. Yeah, she's like Oh, how come I can't be the one that's getting hey, do you guys remember the Josh Richardson played for the Mavs? Mm-hmm, okay? I Just remembered that this morning. I wanted to share it with the world That was looking at like I wrote a Max Christie. I was about to say that okay

And I was just looking at the Mavericks of the last ten years. I'm like, oh my god. We went through some stuff. Like I've seen some people say, hey look, Max Christie. He's got a little something. I think he's like he had six games with the Lakers when he had more than 15 points. Yeah, now he's got one. Yeah, he has less than he has now. One game in 200 games or whatever,

and now he has six and seven and I was thinking like how good would he have to be would he have to be? SGA good. Yes for this to ever actually no Hey, I got another NBA quite well, I know Even if he turns in SGA, you're gonna hate the trade. Yes, but to the point of setting you up as set up as you were before, that's what it would have to be. He would have to be basically a guy

who's an all-NBA third team candidate by next year. How is SGA kind of leading the polls for MVP right now? Record. Cause Jokic, do you see his numbers this year? Yeah, but we just did this with Luka. Mhm. It's... I will be... I'm gonna be upset.

If Jokic wins another MVP. Cause I was told it's all... hey! It's a record! Their record sucked for a long time. What are they now? Denver? Yeah. 36 and 19. What are they now? Denver? 36 and 19.

What's their seed, three? Four. Well anyways. It's not one. It's not one. Well that's ridiculous. That's how it is? Well I thought it was ridiculous

when you were doing that with Luca too, not you. Yeah. So I just mean as far as Christy just talking about, like hey, what does this team look like three years from now? Because dude, the likelihood is that none of those three bigs are going to play again this year. This season is F'd.

It's over. And they can't tank. What are they going to do? They're already, I mean, they play an easy schedule, but they're not going to shut Kyrie down. They're not going to shut Klay down until maybe the last week of the season. So this is done So how many more years do you even have? This supposed window yeah that Nico talks about of three to four years three to four years well

This is one of those so at most it's two to three more after this one. You have no idea. What's gonna happen with Kyrie Kill me three more after this one you have no idea what's gonna happen with Kyrie kill me that's basically why I settle right now I'm just pulling for my lady Eagles news yeah let's do it I got some good stuff for you today uh wild headline so we have a car crash in Fort Worth. It took place on Saturday afternoon. Doesn't mean it's, you another car you have a lady. These people used to be together and now they're not. And the suspect, the scorned in this case, intentionally wrecked into their ex's vehicle while they were in the vehicle with another person

Doesn't say that it was a their new lover or not, but it says the driver of one of these means the woman did The woman ran into it doesn't say oh it doesn't specify no I guess could be the guy you'll get guys Going nuts over that as well The heart will make you do some crazy stuff. And one person was killed. But they have not said whether or not that was the ex or whether it was the person driving the ex but it wasn't the scorned lover in the other car. That person is alive and Oh, they killed the wrong person. Well, unless you want to get them back someday. Yeah. I think it usually works.

Yeah. I think it usually works. But also, really kind of a messy bit of revenge. I don't know. A lot can go wrong, including accidentally killing someone else. Or yourself. Like what a bold play. Not like hey I'm gonna cut your tires or stalk you. I'm gonna try to find out what intersection you're at and hopefully I can get enough force to hit you and cause you a problem. You're saying not really well thought out. Not real well thought out. I don't know that this was real well thought out either.

And I'm willing to go here. So there was a marathon, the Austin Marathon, held over the weekend in, you guessed it folks, Austin, Texas. Now there was a woman named Summer Willis. She only ran 13.1 miles. Dan springs into action. I know. What? I don't know if there's a picture or not. Why do you think that's what I'm doing? So as part of this marathon... I just remembered some email I got checked. She just remembered some email. She ran half the marathon and then at the track at Austin High School she crawled the other 13.1 miles. To raise awareness for victims of sexual assault, Blake.

Oh, it wasn't for... People without hands and... Lafayette Harold Hunt or whatever... To raise awareness about crawling. No, it wasn't for that, it wasn't for people who have been blown up by mines. A decade after she was sexually assaulted, Summer Willis is raising money to help survivors. She's telling People, People Magazine. Oh, it says here, mother of two.

I've had enough of her. It's a weird, let me give you this this quote you guys tell me what you think it means She says so she was assaulted ten years ago, and she was a track Athlete of Texas she says this morning when I started the marathon at 13.1 miles I was so happy when I looked up across the street and saw the place Exactly at 13.1 where I was sexually assaulted 10 years ago. That's why I scoffed. You're not doing this for victims, you're doing this for yourself.

I was so happy when I looked up across the street and saw the place where I was assaulted 10 years ago. And to be so happy that although the plan was to be on my knees that I was standing tall by my husband And I wasn't in pain anymore. I Don't know I just I'm thinking of a guy who you know it's Sunday afternoon in Austin just baked out of his mind Just going for a walk, and then she's crawling past he walks past his local track and there's just a lady just looking like a resident evil villain just bounding on the regular marathon route no it doesn't sound like it it sounds like she ran the

first 13.1 on part on the marathon route went to the went to the track and started bear crawling which god that had to be tough I was gonna say I could probably oh yeah gotta have gloves on you need those sliding mitts get the big oven mitt knee pads anyways Blake's unmoved by I was thinking though I could finish a marathon if I had to crawl it what couldn't I you get bored yeah how long would it take you know how much ever? Crawling is so much harder than running. Yeah, you'd have to, yes.

So much harder. You think? Yes, dude. What if it's on like the, just something really soft and puffy. Just like you're in the jump zone or something or the bounce house. Could you run a marathon through the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit? Is that what you're asking?

Something like that, yeah. Man, I think your shoulders would just, it would be bad, the impact. And like, how would you even do it? Would you gallop? You're getting some kind of knee burn or hang up. You'd have to think so. I'd love to see video of this. Yeah, Summer looks annoying. You found her?

Mom. Activist. Athlete. Author. Um, survivor? Don't say that here. First marathon carrying a mattress, first to crawl a marathon. What was the point of the mattress? Who knows, man. Well, let's do a little research here. It says, protect 29.

And this is a real long- I'm not reading all that. I'm sorry. I'm either happy that it happened or sad for you. Ha ha ha. Definitely can identify with this gentleman, 81-year-old Douglas Irvin in Richardson. Clay, do you have a roommate? Can I?

Are we on a different story No. Can I? Okay. Are we on a different story now? Yeah, go ahead. Go to your other one. What'd you find? Just in the People Magazine. Yep. Talking about the...

All right, this is terrible. Do your thing. All right. So the guy she married They married in like, you know, he's good dude and all that. Mm-hmm helps her through mental stuff They married in 2020 and by July last year were raising their sons Alfred in August I Don't hate it. Sorry three and one

It was seeing, uh... Oh, okay, it isn't the husband, it's about the kid. Okay. It was seeing Alfred mirror her sadness, crying whenever she cried, that motivated Summer to finally face what happened to her when she was at college. I had a relative after relative pass away, leaving the stay-at at home mom in tears, the baby would be crying, okay. All right, I thought it was saying that the guy she married

would just mirror her and cry whenever she cried. Okay, yeah, I can see where you found the Colonel O'Cobbie. I thought that's where I need to highlight that. Whoa, wait, wait, wait. But it was the baby would cry. Because that's what babies do. But she thinks. No, the baby was feeling what she was feeling. Oh, the sexual assault in her past, and that's why the baby would cry. Because that's what babies do. But babies think. No, the baby was feeling what she was feeling.

Oh, the sexual assault in her past, and that's why the baby was crying? Was empathetic. Got it. Yes, well, like, with your pets, don't you, we project upon them what we think. Like, oh look, Bodie's sad. No he's not, you're sad.

Like he's sad that you're sad. Oh, that's true. So that's just summer's bit. She inserts herself into everything that happens. Jeez. You know it's raining today because that you're sad. I don't like that. So that's just Summer's bitch. She inserts herself into everything that happens. Jeez. You know it's raining today because I woke up sad. Mwahaha. Again, survivor.