The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 4-13-26 | Masters vs. Space in a self-importance battle

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

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I don't know what to do about a car because car stuff is hard. You don't need a dealership, baby. I'm Jake Kemp. I'm Blake Jones. And today, along with VoodieCK, we broadcast in a very odd location. We haven't been here in quite some time.

It feels like we've been to Betsy Beeman's house twice since we've been here. Here is high atop my garage, where we broadcast live to tape. We've been here plenty It's not lately Feels good We may have been born here 12 straight

12 straight shows out of the den We'll ball in any weather But if we're back here in South Lake And that's going to become important In a second That means that we have A member of the public A member of the community

They want to They want to witness the den And hey, don't threaten me with a good time. I'm in. And that is a sit-in today named Kirk. Well, can we say your name? Yeah, sure. All right. Kirk boss. That's a cool name. Oh, thank you. You don't, you look like a Kirk. Oh, well, I got that going for me. It is a cool name. I also already know, like, your profession and stuff, so I have, like, bias. You know, you just look smart. I know you're a lawyer. Are you allowed to say that? Yeah, for sure.

Don't see a lot of Kirk's anymore, our age. I assume we're about the same age. Yeah. I think I'm two years ahead of you. I'm an 01 grad. My point is I don't see a lot of Kirk's in soccer and blast ball on the weekends anymore. It feels like that ones. Kids are not being named Kirk.

No, and it's not really a short for anything in most cases. So it's not like a name that you can move into another direction with, like, some of these other ones, a nickname, if you will. You said this a year or so ago. About Kirk? No, no, no, no. Just about, I think specifically, like, second generation, like, Indians and stuff are beginning to have American names.

And I saw an Indian Brody over the weekend. Brody sing? It's like watching Robbie Hoffman do Andrew Dice Clay's bit. It was amazing. He's got the fake mullet. It was perfect. I can't wait for this era. I love it.

That's assimilation. Become just as douchey as our little American kids. Are you concerned about Reddit or the Discord or the YouTube chat? They're commenting on whatever you do today as a sit-in. Yeah. I mean, it kind of feeds into my anxiety, but that's all right. You're the man in the arena right now, Kurt. There's a lot of people that are ready to, yeah.

Tens of people. Tens of people are ready to. Patreon comments. I mean, people are ready to fire something on. Literally not another person you'll ever meet in person in your life. They pointed out that he's drinking at 1130. Yeah. Okay.

I'm a lawyer. Yeah. Come on. What are we talking about? That's what the den is all about. He's in the den. You're in the den. You're going to have some loan star.

That's the first time I'd thought about the fact that it is Monday. I don't know why. I don't know. I guess I just don't have. He has. Today's my Friday. He's the guy you need to talk to. Today is my Friday.

I just. I just feel like every day is kind of the same for me. You know, it's fine, whatever. Well, this Friday, I just want to promote this before we jump into a weekend check or anything. We have a remote. We will be out in public. We will be live at Elixir Uptown. Now, Elixir Uptown is like a club.

They don't even open until 10 p.m. usually. And given that to tale, I would like to amend my past statement. Some days are going to be way different than others, and that one's going to be pretty different. Just because I don't think any of us have any idea, you know, what exactly we're doing. It's if you get a bar that's usually open from 10 to 2 and make them then flip to be open from 10 to 2, but the other way. Yeah.

I don't know what that entails. It's so up in the air. Yes, we've never done anything like this. I'll guarantee you, Elyxer has never done anything like this. So it is the great unknown. we were both virgins. That's the way it should be, right? Just kind of nervously stepping into this thing.

I wouldn't know. No? No. You wouldn't know about both virgins? No. So someone, an experienced lady? That was my desire. Betted?

Yeah. Young Jake. Let's walk you through this. No, no, no. She was my age. I mean, a year older, because everyone was a year older. But I specifically. But she was the town doorknob?

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. Pretty much. So you wanted that, though. And that is a pattern that I think continued for the rest of my life. You want to be told what to do. Yeah.

Okay. But we do have a lot on today's program. A lot of golf. Boy, howdy. I had to dust off the golf hat. Wearing it again. For all the golf we're going to be talking today. It's a very exciting time.

Despite it being a very exciting time, we need to talk like this about it. That's right. Just on the off chance. He's trying to put. Also today, a lot of space. That's all coming. What have we become? Golf and space?

This is the new dumb zone. I want everybody to understand. This is what happened when they traded Luca. This is what we're all. Yes. going to do. We would be talking, hey, the NBA season just ended. No, Rock Rivers, no, I don't know.

WMBA draft tonight. Wings with the first big. NBA? No way. I've been told. It's tonight? It really is. I think so.

No way. Hold on. Yeah, WN. Listen, he's going to say that 18 times a year, if you think about it by the proximity to the show, right, like once every month and a half. He's going to be right. Yeah. I thought that was the draft show we were doing.

Did you get ball sack? No, April 13th, 6 o'clock. Wow. This is the real draft name. Yeah, live stream? Who's got the power? The wings, man, the wings of the first pick. They really do have the first pick?

They have the first pick every season. And that's four times a year. I saw the other day someone signed like a max contract and it was still like 1.4. All right. But I think actually, maybe she was doing bits. This is a shinfo, but it was Kelsey Plum and she signed for 999 million, 900. $199,000, $1,000, whatever, you know. One cent under $1 million?

I guess. Okay. It's, yeah. Yeah, okay. So let's now do a weekend check. Let's have it brought to us by our newest, brightest, shiniest sponsor is Puddle Pools. Heck yeah. Puddle Pools is.

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So yeah, puddlepools.com slash dumbzone. The weekend check. Oh. So remember the situation I had where my wife found a bunny in our skimmy. and despite the fact that she feels that women should make just as much as men and can do anything, that's the one thing. That's the line she won't cross. Women, according to her, cannot take the dead bunny out of the skimmer.

So I did that. So then that was like Thursday night or something, right? So apparently there's some bunnies around. Because now Saturday, or is it Friday night when we got home? I don't know anything about animals, but is that because it's spring? Do they all have... I think bunny... Don't bunnies have sex all the time?

Yeah. I know. Adult rap. Not bunny. There's no Epstein situation here. Yeah, okay. But I don't know why. I mean, obviously Easter, but I don't...

I just think this must be when they run. Yeah. I don't know. This time of year. No one knows. That's the thing about the rabbit. It's one of the most mysterious creatures on the earth. I kind of agree with that.

No one... Is it a mammal? Nobody knows. It's kind of a squirrel. Is it a, is it a, you know, does it descend from the scorpion? So the, uh, apparently, so neighbor knocks on the door like at 6.30 and you're like, whoa. P.M.A.m. P.

Okay. Which is, what's worse for Dan? Why not come over at midnight? What are we doing here? Yeah. And, uh, I'm not going to go handle that. First of all, the door knock. My wife thinks, I'll just go buy them at.

magazine, so she'll go handled. So I'm like, okay, great, that's great. But it's a neighbor. By the way, that's her dead bunny. Well, hold on. The neighbor, but she's, and I'm watching this on the ring camera. That's even better. Anybody else do that?

When their wife goes to answer the door with somebody, like, I'll just watch the whole thing. I'll watch the whole interaction. And then, yeah, come on, kiss, kiss. No. And you're like, I'll zip back. up. Nothing near. No, apparently

this neighbor, older lady, has a bigger dog, and it came across some bunnies and killed a bunny. And then I guess the bunny is like in the street

and like whatever. There's like a dead bunny situation. And the lady just can't deal with it. She wants to tell me. I don't know why. Why'd she come to our house? There's lots of houses around here.

This was purely an information transaction? No. She kind of want to know if I would get out there and help her clean the bunny up. She needed a man too. Wow. And I informed my wife that I was busy and I did not go help clean the bus. I did not, I'm not the neighborhood bunny dispatch guy. What is it skin off your back to go help this little old woman?

Did you kick her walk her out from underneath her on the way back? He doesn't need to establish the precedent. that he's going to do that kind of stuff around the neighborhood. That's a good precedent to establish having old ladies. No, it's not, because then he's going to have to do it all the time. Her husband's probably just in bed, cancer-ridden, can't move. If he's alive, left her barely anything. Now he's over here like, pick it up yourself.

I'm with Dan. You sign one autograph. You've got to sign it for everybody. Don't do it. That's crazy, dude. We have such little value as humans at this point. I would say get what little you can by somebody needing you. She might have given you a little, I don't know, a piece of Wothers on the way out or something.

Yeah, you want to... She's going to call it a hard candy. I've got some... I've got some hard candies for you. I mean, I don't know. I think this is a missed-op, but I do think it's very funny that you're like, nah. Yeah, I was... Kind of married to one of you.

Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not bunny clean-up guy now. Like, I don't know. Did she hear through the grapevine? Oh, this guy... He's like... You got a bunny out of the... Yeah, I'm cigar.

all. I'm on the boat. I haven't heard that name in a long time. I hadn't heard that name since yesterday, but I'm not doing it. The other thing, you know, prepping for the week, love prepping for the week. But then on Sunday, I was thinking about going to Jake's soccer game. Saturday. Was it Saturday? Yeah. And I was under the impression that Chappie might be there. And so, yeah, Jake texted me that their soccer game was at a different location. But he didn't really say where. So I went online, had to kind of try and remember.

But the koalas jumped out at me and was like, okay, I think they're the koalas. I didn't know how old they were, you know. Yeah. I didn't know if it was co-ed or not. But anyway, I found the koalas, and I went to see a Jake coaching soccer. Somebody came right up to me when I was on the sideline like, hey, is Jake like he thought he'd be? Was it my father-in-law?

No, no, no, no. Opposing coach. Opposing coach. Opposing fan? Cool. Yes, he was, let me tell you what I miss about going to the soccer field every Saturday. The, you know, there are, I don't know if your husband is here, but I'm here. Hey, no. And I'm, you know.

That's the only good thing about having two kids by yourself on the weekend. Oh, look how much he cares. Not one. This guy. Not one. This guy is. Yeah, he's only eight months. I got it, though.

If Ryder's mom needs a bunny removed. Oh, there's, there's, could have had a lot of bunnies removed on that sideline on Saturday. Yeah. But it was also, you know, again, it was later, and I was not in the mood. I know where this is headed. What? No, it's headed great.

I thought it was a lot of fun. The kids, I contend, that might even be too early, that age that they're at to play because... How old? I think six and seven. Yeah, six and seven. That's a good age. You can't be eight. Well, the whole point was.

There may be a couple five-year-olds. When someone actually does something that is the most basic of things, and I'll give the example, the biggest roar I heard, was when someone on Jake's team is actually realizing, let's dribble the ball over toward the goal and shoot the... So now the girl on Jake's team shoots the ball from a bit of a distance, and out of nowhere this other girl swoops in and stops it. and the crowd erupted like it was amazing.

They're exhibiting a philosophical understanding of the sport at its basic. Basic level. Even the goalie. Hey, you're the goalie. Yeah. Your job is to stand in front of the goal. I don't know how many plays there were the goalie is standing there. Everybody's dribbling around her and the goalie is looking over at her friend on the sideline.

My goalie was picking flowers at one point. And can't believe how it looks. as she's peering at it. So the point is, like, that's why I'm saying, like, there's, are there even 50% of the girls that really know exactly what's supposed to go on at all times? It's about that. They don't know which way you keep having to turn them and point them. They all stand on one side of the field if it's the center kick thing,

and they'll just kick it over to the other team. Like, I'll just kick it over here because I'm just going to kick it over. There's no real concept. Yeah. And I was a coach, too, of this age soccer. And it's funny because it's not like you can't teach them. There are good coaches out there who are really into soccer probably. And it's probably, I'm going to guess,

their second or third kid time through the coaching cycle. And they got their shit together. They got their, you know. And they'll just run circles around you. And all of a sudden, they're dribbling and passing and off the head and doing a bicycle kick. And they're... But anyway, I thought,

it was a lot of fun. It was still fun. It was amazing to see parents get that into it over an effing six-year-old. Why do you cheer? There was one opposing fan. To be, I don't really cheer when I'm coaching. I think that's like a hootah, who like really. There was a guy that sounded like macho man over there. The whole game. I was like, what the f? Because you had two goalies, and one of them seemed less aware of everything than the other. And when you, and I guess, and I get it, you got to put everybody out there. I know. So when the one less aware is out there, I don't know that I'm, it's, I'm, I'm high-fiving

my mates next to me because, like, it's not that impressive what just happened, dude. Like, that girl basically put it in the goal for you. Yeah, we had a couple. Yeah. But don't, don't be chest bumping here. But I guess you just want the kid to know you're fired up for him. I don't know. But, yeah, it was, it was very, okay, see, I thought you were going to roast me because

my dad was out of town. My dad will just go out of town And I think he told me the day before And I didn't communicate that to you I didn't even try texting him Thinking that he probably just took his phone Yeah Left his phone

Yeah Yeah I I'll give you a little bit from the game As part of mine First of all I went to the wrong park And then I was stuck I just want to know this

About bicycle people That's terrible as the coach by the way I know That's really all you're supposed to do I know I was actually kind of in the neighborhood Honestly I didn't have my kid

to be clear. Somebody else had the kid, and I was just, but in any case... This is a post-rehab thing. He's saying, doing that was not because he was drinking before. Correct. It's so... You don't want to besmirch the bad name about... The good name of alcohol.

Right. You know, it's... Let it lie. I got stuck behind... I just want to know this about bike people. Like, do you feel bad? Do you... Is it like if you are at a register

and you're holding up the line and it fit, Like, when you're, because I was back here. Does the biker actively feel bad? When 10 cars have to go 13 miles an hour for five, six miles stretch, do you feel like a prick? No, they thrive on it. Just wondering. I know it. You're right.

I know what you mean. Like, hey, can I just, should I just veer off onto the sidewalk for a minute? There's a lot of them, right, on Saturday mornings. So Sunday mornings, especially back here. So I don't want to get into like, it's not. not beef at soccer. I don't want to be bitchy. Coach Dad. I learned a lot. And I don't know if it's like legit or not, but I've told you guys my bit is, I don't think we should waste a ton of time when the ball goes out of bounds. In practice, obviously, we set this up to where we're running

we're running for avert spread the whole time. They're taking breaks every few minutes because they're exhausted. We run the whole time. Try to. But then out there, you're not allowed to have. You're not allowed to coaches anywhere else besides your sideline, right? And so you're not allowed to have coaches talking to the girls behind the goals. And that's fine. But I had, this actually, this time I didn't even really ask. One dad just went and did it. Standing 20 yards, maybe more, behind the goal.

There's no way he could talk to the girl and goal. But he is there so that every time the ball flies past the in line, which is every 30 seconds, he as an adult male can take an angle and he's to the ball and it's back. And that kept happening, kept happening. And then on their side, I was like, do you mind if one of my guys goes behind yours? Because the ball would get past the girl and everyone just stands there. Now, the 13-year-old ref lady, she's not real, she's walking everywhere and that's fine.

I'm not bitching it hurt. Paid by the game. But the game just sits there. Okay, we'll stand here. And I counted it. You wanted... A couple times. And then I counted it out loud.

And I was like, dude, we're losing so much time. I was like, do you care if we get someone back there too? And he's like, that's really not the point of the game at this level. They need to be learning to go get their own balls and reset their own balls and go do this. And I'm like, I'm like, thinking, I didn't really play soccer, but maybe that doesn't seem right. I'm like, but if it comes to the sideline where the parents are, a parent hands them the ball and says throw it in.

Well, the point of the game is to play soccer and I kept saying that he said it's actually not. He goes, the point here is for them to reset the ball and because also when we score, I'll walk out there and give high fives to the girls because they're six and seven. Oh, I thought you signed up for soccer, not chase the ball as it goes out of bounds.

My apologies. And I guess when I walk out there and do high fives after a goal, I would, you know, as I'm walking off, I'd be like, yeah, stand here. Another problem is we were at a field. I know this sounds stupid. We were at a field without markings on it. And we had trained for like, find the circle, stand outside the circle.

On this side on kickoffs, there's no circle. But I think he had an issue with me being on the field. Because he was like, yeah, we're kind of trying to teach him to do all this without us going on the field ever and, you know, directing them. So they need to reset the ball themselves. And again, I'm like, if the ball comes on this side, we're going to give it to him. So is there a longitudinal latitude thing here? And he was not feeling it. We were winning at that point.

And then something else weird happened. A girl on my team, probably the best player, got, this is the funniest thing that happens and it happens every week. Somebody's getting hit in the face with a ball. If you wanted to film the funniest home videos of youth girls soccer, because they're all taking big hacks at the ball. And they don't know where it's going. And they have no idea where it's going.

And they're in a herd. There's no spacing for their defense. So somebody's getting drilled in the face every week. And this time it was one of our girls. And then, like, 20 minutes later, and again, she's like our best player. I'm talking to her. And it clicks to me, like, oh, yeah, she got hit in the head because she was not making sense. And it was kind of, like, confused.

And maybe this was effed up on my part, but I was just like, I just walked on the field. And I was like, hey, ref, I'm taking her out of the game. Yeah. And he was kind of palm up. He's like, I don't know what's going on. And I was like, when I walked back over, I said, she got hit in the game. head earlier is weird. I was like, I don't know what the protocol is.

And he goes, the protocol is to have one of your players kick the ball out of bounds and stop the game. And he was dead serious. That's good. And I was like, yeah, okay. I mean, I thought just stopped the game, right? I just thought a six-year-old might have a concussion here. I don't know that I can execute the quick kick on third

down with any of the girls out here. Out of bounds, in bounds, goal, our goal, your goal? I don't think I can kneel the ball here. Watching our team. You're asking me to spike it? I was like, I had to get her out of the game. And so that was... Like, I thought I was here with six and seven-year-olds

and trying to just be a good person to them. Yeah. I didn't realize, though, that we had a different... He wasn't like, he just was rule guy. Bigger FIFA. You're going to run into rule guy, I guess. And, yeah, so we went back to Blastball. There were four kids on each team for a baseball game.

Is the second game? Yeah. So a lot of parents had the same reaction that you did? The coach wasn't even there. We had a spare coach. So he went up there and hit a few times. We fielded it a few times. We were out there for about 25 minutes and we left.

And honestly, I'm coming around a tiny bit because here's what I wanted. The purpose of the sport, to me, of any sport at this time, three years old, is to learn to follow rules. And the problem we have is in blast ball, you hit the ball into the field and anyone can go get the ball. Now, I'm sure every dad of a three-year-old disclaimer thinks their kid is Tiger Woods, Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan. My kid will get, he's tackling his own teammates. He's, if they get the ball before him, he'll tackle him and get the ball from them.

And that's rare because he's usually going to get it first. And that's not because he's athletic, although he might be. It's because he's the only one doing it. He wants it more. It's just a bunch of kids standing around out there, and then they hit him the ball, and he picks it up, throw. throws it and comes back. He fields every ball.

I'm very interested. There's girls. There's kids who are, you think your soccer game you saw was bad. He's Kelly Leak and the Bad News Bears. Do you remember that? Yes. He just run to left field and catch that one. Run to right field.

And so my point is I'm trying to teach him no. Yeah. Like we're going to take turns here. You're not going to steal your teammates' ball. This is why I'm actually doing it, is to teach him those kind of rules. Well, I was talking to a scout this weekend who has seen your kid play and she has seen other kids play

and she's very into it. This is your mom. I thought you had to be. So we were talking to, I was talking to her about, because she was telling me about blast ball and how your kid just plows through people to get to the ball. And then we were talking about little Jake

and little Joe, you know, because she had a D1. athlete and she has Jake. And she goes, well, Jake was always a little adult. He was always whatever. He wasn't. He was just more... I should not have invited him to this game.

Mental. I've got him talking to my mom about my... But then, she was like, Joe. Her narrative? She goes, Joe, very aggressive, very athletic, this and that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This kid is like five levels up from Joe. Oh, no. So if we're scouting...

I thought he was just... Very early scouting. It's kind of like big dick telling us cat actually was kind of a jerk. He's like, okay, somebody else is my mom, though. I need an independent third party. I need to put them on. Yeah, but your mom watched. Yeah, I know.

And she's not afraid to rip you. That's a good point. We do have a baseline for shittiness. And then she's remembering Joe. Well, Joe was great. And this is what that looked like. Yeah. She's like, this one, there's another, like, you just don't understand the insanity.

So you got yourself a little bipolar tight edge rusher or something like. You don't want to rule him out of this. No. You know, sometimes just. Can my son rush the passer well enough at one day to where one day he can say the inward in the locker room and get away? It's everyone's dream. It depends on how many tattoos he has, I guess. Is it actually?

Like Louis C.K. got there. Dude, that was a popular thing this weekend. It was posting clips from Louis. That was great. I went down a world. I never watched it. You know how it works on social media. It's just somebody's like...

Something pop, yeah. Yeah, hey, I know Louis, what Louis did was wrong, but... And then it just, people start piling on, dude. The one in the art museum. Yes, I'd never seen that. The art museum then with his girl, and there's a big button that says press. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that one this weekend.

Look at it up. As we move on, let's just remind you that Ownwell is out of the... there and can really help you get that tax assessment decreased. That's the main thing. Ownwell's big time, man. What is their ownwell.com slash the dumbzone. And yeah, own well is big time. They've saved me.

I guess it was in the hundreds of dollars last year, but they save an average of over $1,000 for anyone who goes to ownwell.com. Yeah, my wife was, my wife was sitting there looking at the own well website with me. last night you know a little Sunday night finances everyone loves becoming their parents yeah that's a little that's a little pregame so uh the website's incredible you can set it up you'll see where your your protest is you know I wanted to make sure that I was all on the up and up and I logged in yesterday last night I told you guys they initiated my protest on January 6th which I think was just kind of a tribute protest day which is what they'll do for you you don't have to do anything you sign up in

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but I did a little niche sports this weekend and a little audio from what I did. You may be asking yourself, what is the history of the bowling You know, I wasn't. Okay, maybe you weren't. But we're going to tell you anyway. We got Liv Schreiber.

Liv Schreiber. Is that a HBO bowling? Oh, brother. It's good? It's hilarious. We had, uh... What's it called? Born to bowl.

Which, come to find out, if you're on the pro bowling league, your parents either owned a bowling alley growing up or your father was a legendary bowler in the 70s or 80s. Golf and NASCAR, really, right? So, I'd seen it. You never had a chance. That's all it was. I wanted to let a couple episodes come out so I could...

It's a series. Of course, yeah. Oh, yeah, there's... Can't wait, the lag time on those episodes. So far, there's four. A24 put it out. It's Ben Stiller, so it's pretty fun. Got a lot of...

a lot of characters in it. There's a guy with an afro. Okay, hold on a second. So I'm seeing A24 and Ben Stiller. Yeah. Did you say that? Mm-hmm. Is it like Drive to Survive or what was the PGA one?

Full swing. Is that what it is? It's similar. Like is it following a season? Yeah, but the pro bowling season is like 23 months. there's four majors and in three months

brother it's wild but uh yeah so it started out with the U.S. open um what if they just mimic the golf ones well it's funny because

so the thing you don't see in the bowling you know they have the show is what they all call it and that's just the main event with the top four bowling and then but leading up to it for like four days they're just at a bowling alley like your local bowling alley where they have the event and they're just all bowling at the same time wow so there's just like there's just a whole bowling alley blocked off with all these bowlers just going and like there's guys just it's like practice rounds yeah but like how they do it is it's like the highest scores like the top 10 highest scores make it to the show there's a Saturday and then a Sunday.

So the Saturdays for the lower, the lower five, and then the top five are the main show. Truck races. Okay, I see Anthony Simonson is one of the bowlers they followed in. Oh, nice. He's the little kid that beat you. Seymow. I bowled against, yeah.

But he, they're wild. Like, he's the hothead of the whole show. He's just motherfucking people going out. after his ball rep, like, just like walk, like, so they have, they don't call him caddies, but that's how they describe it. Like, it's their guy who's standing behind their lane. If they need to make a change, they go to the truck, get him a different ball, come back. It's pretty wild. But he's just like, there's a whole series in there where he's just, like,

dressing down this ball rep in front of everybody. And, yeah, he's, he said he's, like, the most fine. player on the tour because all he does is to he's just dropping f bombs and like cussing out the ball rep the other people there and i i really enjoyed it but they're they're having fun with it like their tongue and cheek so this was another little cut from the narration yeah professional bowlers need lots of balls which they put in ball sacks and that's what they call them yeah yeah I don't like when a narrator is self-aware. No.

Yeah. But I was imagining this guy who does all of the hard-knock stuff. Yeah. He's walking into the audio booth to narrate it, and he's like, fucking bowling? I'm going to narrate bowling now? It's a check. Yep.

Four epies, born to bowl. Yeah. Pretty good. Well, I'll get my youth sports stuff out of the way. He's going no hitter? I'm pitching. No, I want to get shelled. Work the edges.

And I've told you at the beginning, like, this is not my team. I'm not going to get mad. That lasted two games. Now I'm hating the other team's parents. Blake is doing coach pitch for his nephew's baseball team of nine-year-old. Because they had a team of dads who couldn't throw. Who all voted for Kamala. So nobody.

Yeah. They don't have anybody. So, and I've received a lot of. of tips about how to just beer pong it or something. Some other dads do it. I'm not going to do that. I will just throw them the ball. Things have been going well. But in this

league, you have the opposing teams coach stand behind the catcher because we don't want to waste time. Catcher will miss every ball. They'll have to go to the backstop. Not really the point of the game. Right. So there's a coach back there with a glove that'll throw it back to me. Coach on

the other team, when throwing the ball back to me would throw me knuckle balls. and that pissed me off. Like on purpose, he's... Yeah, he's effing Tim Wakefield back there. He's showing off a little bit to you. Throw me the damn ball, dude. Don't do your little...

Are you fucking... Is that a thing? But am I, am I the jerk here? No, you're not, dude, okay. I'm not a baseball guy. I'm not a baseball guy, so this is the first time I'm hearing of this. Are you telling me that among us, there are just guys walking around who have figured that out

and they just do it as a joke? Yeah. Have you ever heard of this? Just like you had a buddy. who could do it and you would just screw around and piss you off with it? Like you're playing catch? Like I don't know that... Not piss each other off, but yeah, we'd experiment playing catch.

Joking around, like, if you're warming up and something, you throw a knuckleball, fine. But I know what you're doing BP and it's like... In this game is, I understand Blake's. Yeah. So he'd throw him it. But he's doing it to impress Blake a little. He's not. That's all it in.

And maybe the other dads. But I would frame it for him. Like, what are we doing here? And then the other guy, they had a base coach. We had a little bit of an issue. It was a tight game. And there was a play at first, and the first baseman tagged the runner at first, and there was a kid who may have scored before the tag.

Tricky situation, but I'm not going to get involved. We have two 17-year-old umpires. They can figure it out. Whatever they decide we'll go with. How old are the kids playing? Seven. Oh. Let the run.

fucking score, right? Let the run score. I don't care. Let it score. Let it not score. I don't care. This doesn't need to be an argument or an issue. But that's it right. I get what you're saying, but I would just err on the side of the flip side is, does the kid who made the tag know that it's supposed

to not, like is he going to be bummed? Right. Did he quickly? I got to make sure. Okay, go ahead. Don't care. But obviously others did. Good point. F them kids. But that's the start of this. The other team's coach comes in and immediately says, well, according to MLB rules.

No. And I about lost it. This monster. I don't care what he said next. All I heard was, according to MLB rules, and I just about lost my mind. You don't come in saying, well, according to the rule, look, dork. You could also cite that you have one second to challenge that pitch. Right.

And also, your team's in the luxury tax. And, yeah, what are we doing here? It's ridiculous. I left the field saying this, and I think it won't be the last. I was saying in my voice in my head, I can't want it for him. No, yeah. All you can do is tell them where to get the ball to, how to swing the bat, but, you know, I just can't want it for you. Yep.

So that was my sports weekend. Last Tuesday, our buddy Jacob got me some tickets, and I went to the Arlington Dallas Renegades game, the UFL game. the Dallas team It was actually pretty good What day was it? This was last Tuesday Okay They no longer play at the old ballpark

They're playing at Toyota Stadium and Frisco So there's just nothing out there then Going a lot of renovations To become what? Does anybody know? The old ballpark? Yeah No, I'm saying Toyota Stadium

Like the other half was completely under construction And they still can play football there? Yeah, but Jacob was saying That was FIFA. World Cups. Yeah.

Ah. Okay. Seems a little late. It does seem a little late. But Taco Charlton on the Dallas team. Really? Fun to see him playing. Wow.

What a rapid decline. Yeah. I asked what these players are making, and he said, if you play the whole season, you'll make about $60,000 a year. I thought that was pretty good. Yeah, I mean, it's an off-season gig. That's about what I would have thought. What do you think Taco does when, like,

Like, what do you think he cared about school? Probably not, right? You know, I'm probably going to be a first-round pick. Yeah, it's probably unlikely, but hopefully he's, you know, tried to figure out something. Yeah, maybe he invested it wisely. You got that Taco Bueno money. Let's see, who else we got here, you'd know.

Somehow Drake Stoops made this team. Drake, yeah, yeah. He was on there. I don't know, they had some really good receiver. MIMS? Oh, did tell Mims was a baller in college, though. Baylor. Yeah.

But, yeah, you see a name every now and then that sticks out. He was telling me about some of the rule changes. If you cross the 50, then you can't punt, which is funny. On punts, you can't. Is that like a concern? Dude, I love that. If I could get the- I have to put this rule in or else-

Well, if I could get like- Some of these damn coaches will punt. If you could get the government and society to reflect the way that sports teams just force what I want, like, no, we're just going to, You can't punt here. You literally can't. And also, I'm tired of it taking so long for you to throw a baseball. Okay, we'll put a...

You know what I mean? That's a great rule. Then did you see any four-pointers? No, didn't see any of those. Kickers weren't great. He also said you can't pun it out of bounds, which I thought was funny. By penalty? Like, you'll assess it from where it goes out.

I guess, but he said they're really trying to... Just like on a kickoff. Incentivizing returns. So you cannot punt the ball out of bounds. The opposite of the NFL. Yeah. We need more. More injuries.

And the one role that I would love to see come to the NFL, they have what's called a super challenge. Where you can... I love it. I don't know what it is. You can challenge literally anything. He said if you think the other team's right guard held you on this plate, you can challenge it. And then they can enforce the penalty. But do you only have a certain amount of...

You only have one super challenge. And it's by video review? Yes. That's insane. If they have a camera on it, they can call it. That's insane. The game is being officiated by the TV truck. Basically?

I mean, I guess if they have eye in the sky, that's probably what it is, I in sky. I didn't see it. Still, dude. I didn't see it used, but I did watch some over on TV over the weekend, and there's that little red bar at the bottom. Okay, can we follow up on this? I would like to find out how they're used. Okay.

Like, there's no sense in ever using one before the fourth quarter, ever. Because you could just nullify a touchdown anytime you wanted if you'd pick the right penalty to challenge. Got to pick that right one. I'd love to know what the burden of proof is, though, right? Because, again, holding on every play, it literally is holding on every play. It's like in basketball. There's a moving screen, every single screen.

Did you see a super challenge? No. No. It's good. I'm glad, dude. I was going to say. So you should have texted me. We only stayed for the first half, and I only caught a little bit on TV.

But, yeah, I'm interested. So there was not, you know, sparsely attended. but not a bad crowd for a Tuesday night. And during every TV timeout, they would throw people up on the Jumbotron. And I thought that might have been my best chance to get on the Jumbotron, because I've never been on it.

I had an eight-month-old and a four-year-old, and we were going nuts because I wanted to get on the Jumbotron. I wish I could have seen that. I'm holding the kid up, wiggling him. That's a good question. I don't know that I've ever really been on the... I don't see you doing that.

That's great. Well, yeah, with the kids. The four-year-old. You turn into a different. reverse and but no it didn't make the Jumbotron

unfortunately so now things Blake wants I want to be on the Jumbotron the guy who sends me emails about

the Blake MBR Monthly Blake review yeah Rangers were playing the Dodgers when the Rangers on the West Coast

I like to fall asleep to the radio call and it's very romantic I haven't fallen asleep to any noise in forever

You don't do, I do sound My wife has the TV on You don't do white, any white sound or pink sound or whatever? No, I wear Oh yeah headphones Sometimes I'll put the noise cancelling on if I need to But otherwise I just put big headphones on She puts the office on

No, I'm saying how are you listening to baseball in bed I just played it lightly on my phone Okay Because the noise doesn't bother her Okay That's why That's extremely wild Okay, so she has a TV on with the office, and you have your fun.

No, no, no, but the TV wasn't on. So she was already asleep. So I turned the TV off and turn the game on. But normally I have Nadel, who's very easy to. Yeah. But this was during Jared's innings because he was filling in. You can't sleep to Jared. I kind of couldn't.

Because he's your friend. It's not because his voice is any different. I know. It's like, you know, nobody needs to have this on when they're, making love. Right? So, yeah, I couldn't decide if it was Robert Garcia blowing the lead or if it was Jared, but I couldn't do it.

Okay. Couldn't do it. Probably not a roll he's cut out for. Let me get your thoughts on this, because I don't know that we're going to have time to do much baseball today. Put up the Dodgers City Connect, Clayton. Okay, so my question is, after you've seen this, to me, the Dodgers regular uniforms are top five in all of sports.

Classic. This is obviously quite the departure. It's got some 90s-like teal to it, turquoise, whatever you may. And it got me thinking, are the Cowboys, the team that across all variations of their uniforms, Color Rush, Sunday, Thursday, Hanukkah, you name it, have the least variation in all of their products? because the Dodgers, I would say, are the up there with the Cowboys and, like, this is the look.

You're talking pro, right? Pro. Because some colleges won't mess around at all. Yeah, let's go pro. Because the Dodgers, that seems like, like imagine if there was a Cowboys jersey. I'd like to see the Yankees City connect because the Yankees are pretty.

That's a good one. Basic. Yeah, I feel like I've, but even... Like, the bigger you are, the less chance you're going to... And you know why that one's weird for me? Goof around with stuff. Because when I was an... impressionable teen it was very popular to have a yankees cat that wasn't navy so i've seen that

like bastardized to high holy hell my whole life you know what i mean the hat the red fitted and then it became but but you don't see people wearing cowboys jerseys but with red or cowboys jerseys but with green ever and when they so this gets to my core issue with the cowboys uniform fuck the royal fuck the seafone sorry that's how strongly i feel about it They should wear navy, white, gray piping every time. That should be their home. The home whites, the icies they wear with navy, is my favorite cowboy uniform. But then they mix in the weird smurphy blue and sea foam colors.

But as far as like deviating, they just don't do it. Which is weird because they would make a trillion dollars on any sort of like variation. Like imagine if they did something like that Dodgers uniform for a cowboy uniform. Yeah, the Yankees and the athletics are the only two teams that don't have City Connect and don't plan to. You got to protect that A's. Athletics don't have a city. Yeah, that's a good start.

They literally do not. That's a good start. Yeah, and I want to do a Kids Content Corner this week. Put it on the list. Got a few things. I don't know if that's your bit or not. How do we spell that? I have an open.

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Radio sports. Oh, yeah, I like that. You want to play the Pirates video? This will lead us into, I don't know if you saw this, Jake. Did not? I don't think. I heard you guys. This is a tradition unlike any other. Pittsburgh Pirates. The final round at the Wrigley.

Conditions, well, we might see some highest scores with the heavy wins, but they couldn't be better. Baseball TV is going to another level of these. I've noticed. They got the leaderboard, the bottom right. The division. Check out the leaderboard. The wall. Pirates better than par, but the Reds, Cardinals, Brewers, and Cubs.

very much in the running. Very good. Hello friends, Greg Brown. Along with John, he hit the friends on him. He will be providing some coverage green side today. John doesn't really seem to me. I just like that they did it, but they did acknowledge it.

Yeah, and I even think they were doing kind of golf voice in the intro there. Emotions ran. Yeah. That was excellent. Of course, Rory. Rory, the most difficult name to say in golf. I'm glad he doesn't play for the Brewers.

That would bother me. Wins, the second green jacket. What was the thing we were talking about before the show today? There was other stuff besides Rory. Oh, yeah, plenty. Sergio was one of them. Do you see the Sergio bit? God, about a hundred times.

Do you like it? What am I supposed to tell my kids? That's the thing, the reaction about, we shouldn't allow him back at, at Augusta ever again. Now that I have no opinion on. That's their tournament. I mean, they've kicked people out and excluded people for way less.

But he... Like their race. But my point is just I saw a lot of people like, oh, God, I think of the children. I don't know. I got one clip I want to play for you. We want to hear Sergio a little bit? Let's see, they were asking him about it.

Oh, yeah. He broke his driver. How much more difficult is it strategy-wise when you've you know how to use the drive. So, what a prick. Kind of talk to me through any sort of disadvantages you might have by not having your driver. An American is not asking that question.

Right. No, but they're asking about, yeah, the strategy after you break your drive. Is it the Greens? Right. Is it the fairways? It makes it very easy. I just have to hit three world all the time. Didn't have to choose another club.

Sergio, your record here since you won is surprising to a lot of us. I mean, is there a theme there, is there one reason for it? How do you explain that? Bad golf. Is there something specific to here that has happened? Bad shots. Right, okay, but you can do that anywhere, but you win here, and I think we would think that will... So he's one word answer guy.

Yeah, and he's got huge sunglasses on. And he's sipping from a water. Yeah. So, you know, since you won here, you've kind of sucked here. Why? Bad golf. Oh, okay. I didn't, a little Sean Bass, Rick Carly.

I actually was, I want to follow up and just say, well, I mean, why have you been playing bad golf? Bad shots. Clayton, I'm going to put one video in here that we can maybe do in a minute. But first, this is, you know, we joke about golfers and why it's, why is it that it's so different from every other sport like it gets the um i need solitude exclusion quiet please so this made me laugh and how about the two shot from mackleroy the field average 303 yards rory sends it 350 down the right side just 165 to the front 179 takes all of the water out of play this is eight iron so he's eight from the second shot from the fairway here it's nuts over

near not he's in the fairway he's not like in the gallery he's coming up helping guys huge gust so sounded like a little sneeze and someone in the gallery and we just can't i'm not going to be able to assume like someone sneezed yes dude it's a gust of hold that shit in And he looks so disgusted. And the lady is like, oh, a big gust to win. And the other guy is like, no, it's just a man sneeze near him. Like, you can kind of hear it in the background. But, like, if you made a joke about golfers, you'd be like, you can't even sneeze.

Guys. Guys, what the... Come on. Huge gust. So sounded like a little sneeze. There's someone in the gallery. All right, so that's fun. Awesome.

That's fun. Guys. I learned who Haytong Lee was over the weekend. So he's a golfer who was in contention heading into the weekend. And he, I guess, lost what, he lost eight, nine, ten strokes on two holes. He went like quintuple, quadruple on back-to-back holes. Is that the guy we were talking about before the show? Yeah.

A lot of funny. funny bits and images of... What's his name? Hay Tong Lee. Haytong Lee. Of him out in the woods. Like, and he was playing with Scotty. So Clayton was saying that his parents' conspiracy,

because that's what was messing Scotty up for a certain stretch. But he was way off in the trees. That was funny to me because I had only been introduced to this guy the day before from an almost 10-year-old video of him at a tournament when he was 20 and he hit a ball into a pond and I believe also broke his club

and threw a ball into a pond and this is what happened on the broadcast. Don't do it, madam. Don't do it. Hey Tong Lee's mother who appears to be about a four foot one, 70 year old Asian woman ventured out into the pond pulled up her

pant legs. She's got him up. The other goals. Again he was like 20, 21. What is she looking for, the ball? She's looking for a club. Oh, a club. When you break your, trust me, from experience. If you break the club, at least take the head with you, you can get another shaft.

Oh, that's brilliant. Oh, they're going to have such a chunk of about that. Do you ever pandoah for balls? No, I don't want them that bad. How alone before that makes it on to. All right. Yeah, we get it. It's Asia Media.

I just, uh, there's something kind of. of stereotypical about an old Asian lady pulling her pants up and just walking down into the pond to save money on a... I don't think she... Where did she get that big giant hat? I ever tell you, when we played seven-on-seven, you get a lineman to snap for you, you know? So you just get one of your big drunk buddies, and he would wear a rice picker hat. And he's like, this is by far the best sun protection hat.

And nobody was willing to try it, but... Do you think... I feel like, Dan, you can lean into that. In the neighborhood? Do you think it'd be okay to just do a neighborhood walk with him? Let's just see. Yeah. Let's just see.

Let's just see how it goes. So on this guy, I don't know, I'm reading a story about this, whatever it was, 14 shots in two holes or whatever. Yeah. Like, you said he was one under and then seven over or something, which is obviously eight. but they were just saying like his his uh his caddy i guess they were trying to you know get one of the balls that was near a creek and then they'd try to do a drop and they're working on all this stuff but he realized that he had left his bag like 30 yards back and he and they were you know slow play is happening here and he's got to go get it but there is a rule that there is no

running at Augusta. You cannot run. I just, man, I really enjoyed this weekend, but nothing breaks my brain more than people paying so much money to be treated like property.

Right. Like, fucking slaves. Like, no, you can't bring your phone in here. Well, even guys. Yeah,

whoa, whoa, whoa, like you haven't been told you can't run since you were eight at a pool. So that, uh, in the story where it says,

there's no running at Augusta, that's like a hyperlink. So I can link to other things you're not allowed to do at Augusta. Love it. Even as a member, a member cannot wear their green jacket off property, no exceptions. Damn. Like if you're caught wearing your green jacket off property. Snatch your chain?

You're not going to be a member anymore. That's incredible. You know Tiger wanted to wear it in bed. He absolutely has. No shorts, no denim. No untucked shirt. Well, you can wear shorts as a patron, right? Just not playing for sure.

Uh... But, yeah. Maybe, maybe this is just as a patron, but it says also no, uh, five pocket pants. No cargoes. How specific? You cannot wear five pocket pants. So I guess even your long pants, right? Yeah, you got to wear like slacks or, uh, yeah.

Like the jeans, like your jeans are five. pocket because they got that little one okay and if you're lucky enough for i didn't know that there was a code for jeans and if you get into the clubhouse and you get an elevator down to the uh wine cellar the cellar is protected by an infrared thumbprint lock that only like four people can even open nance is one of them you got to know nance is probably one of them but he has this same lock on his own personal wine cellar right yeah something very similar you can you You guys remember Ted Embrick told us that the week of the tournament, Jim goes out there and walks barefoot to get the feel of Mother Master in his body. Dude, do you want to get into some Nance here?

Yeah. Or do you want to do Shephler first? Do you want to do that Shephler thing? You call the play. Well, I saw this that you tweeted about it. So Shephler was at, Shephler getting back in it. Very cool. Yeah.

You know, that made. it was probably the second biggest storyline, right? Just the fact that he gave Rory a run there. He, so he shot like 65 on Saturday. It's moving day, Blake. Good. And he was interviewed right afterwards, where he seems to have said he shot 65,

but he could have even shot better. Let's listen to what he said there. Scotty, career low round for you here at Augustine National and nine strokes better than yesterday. What did you fix? I mean, I didn't fix anything. I felt like yesterday I played a lot better than my score. And then today, you know, early in the, early in the round,

I felt like I got a lot out of it. And then on the back nine, I did a lot of really good things. And I didn't really feel like I got the reward for it. So I feel like I left a few shots out there. Okay, so back nine played very, very well, didn't think he was rewarded for it, left a few shots out there. Was that three strokes better you could have been? Whatever.

He could have had a better. 65 is great, but it could have been even better. All right, that was a lady asking that question, of course. I don't know if that matters. Nice looking lady on the eyes. Now we have a question after that. Here's a question for Scottie. Scotty, that was a 65 today.

What did it feel like it could have or should have been? Okay, so that's almost following up on what he had said, right? Yeah, and I don't know if that guy heard that, but he very well might have. Like, I don't know about you. It was on TV. But if you're a reporter, I don't know about you guys, but when I would go cover, I would listen and anything you can hear. They're going to be follow up on that. They've already asked this question.

He said this. So let me follow up. That was a 65 today. What did it feel like it could have or should have been? That's just a terrible question. Next question. Awful. What enabled me to...

What? Yeah. No idea. I thought it was really weird, dude. The one with her was walking right off the course. He had fresh off. You know, you had just finished. CBS.

Then the other guys get together around him and ask questions. And like Jake said, I think he had probably watched the TV feed, saw that he said he could have even done better. Well, let me follow up and ask how much better. And he just treated him like a jacket. Like, dang, man. Man. Kind of laughed at him.

It was really weird. And it was weird for me because I had only seen like a hour or so of coverage on Saturday. And I remembered that. Like, this is exactly what you were asked. And I tweeted it, which means you get a lot of replies from golf people, which is good, because there's a lot of stuff I don't know. But I actually thought this was kind of an interesting take. Somebody said, Scotty had a chip on his shoulder this weekend.

Pissed folks weren't fawning over him as he wasn't at the top of the leaderboard. As some noted, he was running hot, which we've never really seen before. His actions very much conflict with his claims to not caring so much. So who knows? I feel like Brooks Kepka very much does not care and has lived it. I like to see care in him. I know.

I like to see him fired up, yeah. Jason Sobel's the golf, I guess, serious X-Im hosts. So people are like, oh, this guy's a clown. There may be some backstory there. But even if not, I don't know, I like it. Because it was depressing to me when I heard him say, like, I don't care. It doesn't feel good to win. I don't want to hear that.

It makes it hard for me to watch. Yeah. Okay, so there's some gold Nance Audio. Can I hit you with some silver Nance Audio first? I have one piece, and it's not going to be an ender. Sure. I want to get it in now. He's got a nickname for Jason Day.

Oh. I think that's a boy. He won the NBA championship when J-Day won it at Wusland Strait. Jay Day? Oh, yeah. We're doing J-Day. Skip ahead a little. you've seen that match and leader exceeded

Jay Jay Day watch out for him today as you go up the 13 and Bradley Jay Day has he has a chance to win today

that's not Jay Jay Day watch out for him today Jay Day watch out for him today yeah it's just

a lot of Nance this weekend so did you say that Nance was on like I'm surprised they would just air Nance online and not on CBA I thought Nance would be only, I'm only doing CBS. You can't use me anywhere else. So I think the masters can.

Oh. And the master, that was from right before. So this is the 90th year too, right? So did he announce his retirement to coincide with the 100th year? Yes. And he announced it 12 years out. 12, yeah, something like over 10. Like, I know this is bad, really bad, but people have to get hit by buses, right?

And some of them have to be the funniest. person to get hit by a bus. Jim dance to me right now would be the funniest person to get hit by a bus. Okay, what world do you think he is in where he's ever near a bus? Manhattan, who walks around in some busy street. He goes on a wine tour. Some guy, you know, looks off the hot lady on the side of Winnebago and he just gets clipped. Or, actually, let's make this funnier.

It'd be way funnier if he was like a quadriplegic, and they would never cut him from the masters. So he would call it like that and that would be really funny to me. So you wanted to be kind of like Dick Clark at the final days of the year? Can't fire him. Can't fire him. Because then everybody would remember. Like half his face is no. Because you know what this would do? It would mean that when people thought about him, they would have a negative thought. And right now I'm not totally sure. Even though they should, he's an asshole. Some people might still love him. At least the guy who writes him a check does.

His motorized wheelchair into Butler Cabin? It would be funny. If you announce your own retirement from a prestigious sports event 10 years in the future, we're allowed to wish bad things on you. Absolutely. Don't you think Romo would laugh if he came motoring on into the booth? Here he is. It's Jim.

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Asked to see their Hummer. So. They're Humvee. At the very, very end, they bring him in Rory to, you know, get another jacket and stuff and tell him things. And I think,

are we leading him to answers here, or are we just asking questions that could have any answer? You be the judge? Roy, you now join only three Masters Champions to successfully defend their titles. Jack Nichols, Sir Nick Faldo, and Tiger Woods. What makes this one so special? Also, what if I was to tell you this one actually not nearly as special? As last year, it had been 17 years I've been playing this course and I finally won't.

To tell you the truth, this one is not more special, in fact, much less so, but I can't say that. Now I have to, you led me to that question, so I have to. Can I also, uh, is that Jay Monaghan? Who is that? It's the guy. Fred. It's Fred. Okay, so this is my point.

Why do they have somebody who's not Jim Nance asking these questions? Why do they have to? He's the head of. Okay, but imagine if, so postgame, I'm here with Bill Belich. And here's, I don't know, Jim Nance. And with a question, Roger Goodell. Hey, Bill, what was it about this championship? Let's even cut it back.

Here's the guy who runs this stadium. Yeah, here's the chairman of SoFi Stadium. But this is obviously the only one they let you do. Right. But my point is just that guy doesn't ask questions like this on TV for a job. Right. And so he's talking. Like a robot.

There's what made this one so special. It's August. At least Nance knows how to... Nance would never ask a question where he's just leading you into an answer. I'm positive he would never do that. He's a professional. How special was it this year

for your mom and dad to be here to witness this? We seven... God, he loves that stuff. Even when he was winning and during the walk, I've... Rory's wife and daughter... I know. Watching...

Because Nants wished he had a family that loved it. He's always after. And that's pure relief. Back in Hollywood. That was so Hollywood is his course in, uh, yeah, whatever. Northern Ireland. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

So they would, it was like midnight there and they would go back to. Oh, yeah. Those was a course. Yeah, no, nobody's getting carded in Ireland. Yeah, so. A bunch of eighth graders in there, five pints deep. We just had a, a clip from there, but, so Nance has that voice volume, but he's going to bring it down. And that's pure relief.

Back in Hollywood. Here's his mom, Rosie. Wow. That's a skill, dude. That's a skill. Norm can do it. There's his mom, Rosie. There's this little girl Poppy right in front of her.

The little girl Poppy. The little girl Poppy. The little girl Poppy. I wonder if we could get a poppy. Poppy fun fact. And there's Poppy. The Champions Dinner on Tuesday night, the centerpieces were poppies.

How about that? Oh, my bad. What a creep! How about that? An eight-year-old with a silly to complete a moderate construction paper project. How about that?

How about that? Unbelievable. Save that. God. I'm on that. You ever in an intimate moment with your lady? You show her the new move you just tried. I'm up.

She's like she's holding the controller. She's changing the channel and you just get up. I got all of it on the towel. And then here's kind of the rory finish. Just tell me if this is, if golf is like, really important. I just saw his father, Jerry. And now in a similar position he was last year when he crumbled to the sacred sod.

Okay. What we're hearing there is he fell to his knees. He was, you know, so much went into it last year and he fell to his knees. Were you familiar that Jim Nance would call it the sacred sod? I was not. I was not, but that definitely hit. You got this sod. Right.

But then, and there's a light, and angels are singing. Listen, we just told you the guy goes out there barefoot. It's like when Marcellus. Marcellus Wallace opened the ear, whatever, they opened the briefcase and the lights, and that's what happens. It's the sacred sod. On the sacred sod that I actually walked barefoot on. And now in a similar position he was last year.

when he crumbled to the sacred side realization of a lifetime coming true trying to compose himself he's already getting emotional about it's really tough when you look up behind the green and you'll see your family waiting for you yeah it's the most last year over rot the most coveted list in the sport the career grand slam become the sixth this is another list he's about to join that is precious and rare at the same time, repeat champion. It's precious and rare at the same. You guys could get all the way into Akitar books, and it would be less gay than the way that he's acting right now.

He's acting, and here's a thing, nobody, does anybody like it? Does anybody like him talking like this? Like he thinks he's narrating a, like Greek tragedy. And then again, the winds of change will come. Frizzle. So you may be asking yourself, Dan, how is, you're calling yourself Dan? That's odd. You may be asking yourself, self, how is the golf audio we just heard similar to the Artemis II splashdown that happened this weekend?

I'm glad you asked. I had, yeah. Because I can tell, I can show you now. Matt Grimm, shout out to old. Matt for being on this wall for us. I would have never... I'm just a young Matt because he's going to Game Day a lot. He is very peptided up.

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been able to pen this email to me. Right. Without Game Day men's health. So he sent an email to all of us, I believe, just talking about how SG, he thought the whole space landing was. And I will play some of that for you right now. First of all, we're talking about this, you know, we went to the moon. We didn't go on the moon, but they went around the moon. They came back.

Apparently was farther than anybody has ever traveled before. and there was a lady, first lady out in space, you know, near the moon, I guess. I think there's been other ladies in space, but they're like, don't let them near the moon. Don't get them anywhere near the moon. That will eff up everything. I have hurricanes for a fortnight and locusts forming our crops. We know that standing by are two Navy MH-60 helicopters. They actually have cameras on them.

We're getting some of these images from those helicopters. They're going to be carrying them to the nearby ship, the USS. Murtha, which is waiting. They're going to put two of the astronauts on each helicopter. And I believe Christina Cook is going to be the first to emerge. Do we know who will emerge from the capsule? Christina Cook is first. Yeah. She'll be first, which seems appropriate. Oh, no way. I don't know. I don't know. This is on television? But yeah, this is ABC. That's David Mear, their haircut. But he was. We will definitely, oh my God, she should be first.

What do you think of this? So this is the NASA control room. Like when they splash down and stuff, and the control room knows that everything's cool. What do you guys think? We just brought some astronauts back from the moon, huh? What do we got? Mario Lopez or something?

Unbelievable. Thank you. Yeah, so grateful. The Arsennial crowds. They're here, the NASA teams. I mean, this is a joint effort. Okay, so the NASA guy is. is talking. Let's hear the NASA guy talking.

You observe over the last 10 days, right? I mean, they're absolutely professional astronauts. I mean, wonderful communicators, almost poets. But then I think these were the ambassadors from humanity to the stars that we sent out there right now. And I can't imagine a better crew in the Artemis II crew that just completed a perfect mission right now. So, yes, it's a huge moment for everybody, right? I mean, we are back in the business of sending astronauts to the most. moon bringing them back safely and to set up for a series more. I mean, this is not a once in a

lifetime, which you hear sometimes around here is like, this was a once in a lifetime. No, it's not. This is just the beginning. We are going to get back into doing this with frequency, sending missions to the moon. Let me ask you something. My kids asked this weekend if we could go to Great Wolf Lodge. I got him in the car. I drove past it and then I went home. Do you think they were happy? You didn't go to the boat. We set it up. We set it up. You drove past the moon. Next time we're going to go in it. You've just all, you chunked a deuce to the moon. I just wanted to mark that. But yes, there's so much.

I wanted to mark it because it's telling us that it's kind of the next big thing. It's here to stay. And I remember that in whatever year, 2012, whatever that the women's national soccer team won. Women's soccer, get used to it, folks. You're going to be. It didn't go away, but. Well, it's going to be a thing, and it's not. Slam bowl.

You know, all these things are the next big thing. And this guy's like moon. That's called an M-Soccer now. Moon is the next big thing. Moon. Moon. We're going to have a W. Moon. Right.

And let's go to, okay, after hearing that, the thought that we're going to be that those four were the ambassadors. Can I comment on that briefly? Yeah. So how many other species did they be? Aliens did they run into? And exchange these ideas and the civilization. Like they were vetted? Or did they not?

Because they just stayed in a little. little machine and drove by the moon. They just went on a super kick-ass Disney ride. That's really it. I love that. He said that we are back in the business of traveling to the moon. Just a few moments left for this special report. And Susan, I just wanted your thoughts.

I love that he said they were ambassadors of humanity going to the moon and back. And now they've come back. And they've really taught us all, reminded us all, what Unity really looks like. Derek Chauvin is on George Floyd's neck And he's like, gets up You know what? They drove by the moon Right

That's insane Nobody thinks they're more important than the media And you team them up with astronauts So what's worse? Go all for the moon? Hold on. I got one more moon. And Gio, you were lucky enough to talk to the astronauts Oh, wow. At the very beginning of their journey I was the first, David. I realized that later on

20,000 miles away they were. And we were able to speak with them. And it was remarkable because I remember speaking with Victor Glover and saying to him, you know, with so much division that we see in this country. Hold on. He got to talk to Vic? Yeah. Say that name like we know.

But this is very, uh, yeah, with W. Very W.HL. What we're about to hear right here. You know, with so much division that we see in this country. I mean, also the tone. If you're going to say it, with that tone. You know, if you were to say, you know,

what's so much division in the country, it was great to, but if you do the... When you make everything sound like you're about to give the most important sentence that's ever been spoken. You don't know the division.

There were poor people. Now there aren't because we drove by the moon. Get up. Get up. Anchor. Boy, they're right. We're a bit more... The media in the left,

they need testosterone. Now that we're at the moon. I can't tell if he's on the moon or doing golf. Moon or Masters? That should be our game. Can you imagine? What would Nance do if they pulled out the golf club and did a shot of, you know? I think there's a chance he's involved in that one day.

Like he'll be on the moon? Or on CBS, you know? Lines up his six iron from the divine dust of the moon. And he's not only chip one in there, but he has also brought together Ukraine and Russia. once they have agreed now, now that they see what we are doing on the moon. I could do without golf and the moon, if I'm being honest with you. You know, with so much division that we see in this country, what do you see when you look down on planet Earth?

And he said, I see one. I see one humanity. And then there was that reminder that he had just before they lost communications the first time as they went around the moon when he repeated those words from Jesus, when he said the greatest commandment is to love one another. What are we doing with? And then we had that blackout behind the moon. It was remarkable to hear those really human stories. No question about that.

There is no question about that. So there you go. That's a moon. That's a moon for you folks. Moon and masters. Part of my world. The dumza, the dumps a dumps a dumps a...

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So we have a buddy who works at a fine dining restaurant in Dallas. And he's worked there a long time. He sees a lot of Dallas Cowboy types. And one guy that he sees a lot is Jason Garrett. So much so that I think the guy who owns the restaurant that our listener where he works, him and Jason Garrett, I think, started a new restaurant over in Dallas called Cafe Luca. Now, it's like coffee, Italian-y, sort of, so like it's a possibility.

Like, Luca, the Disney movie's not named after Luca, right? Is it a C? It's two C's, I think. Okay. But still, you'd have to figure a coffee shop called Cafe Luca right next to the AAC. These things do take a few years to get done. My guess is it was pre-trade. while with that gone

it's left to Jason Garrett to market it on his own and I'm really only on Instagram now for Jason Garrett follow him everyone and I was made aware of this because of our buddy who takes a lot of pictures with him Jason Garrett loves selfies more than any

man woman child has ever existed he loves selfies and in a collection of selfies this weekend I was scrolling through them as I do every Sunday What Jason Garrett do this week? And all here he is in a funny hat. Here he is over in the stockyards.

But he's always holding the camera. Really? Always. This time, someone else was holding the camera because it was time to film a little video, Man on the Street style, Jason Garrett for Cafe Luca. So you guys just enjoy a little. I'm going to talk to you real quick.

Here's Jake. Okay, I'm okay. He's really a nice guy. You're so pretty. So Jason Garrett's out on the Katie Trail. I'm just looking for it. With a hunk. Cafe Luca Luca.

trying to find a lady to go on a date with coffee cut. The microphone is actually in the coffee cut. Yeah, it's not a, it's not great audio. You can pause it if you want. He just walks around on the Katie Trail with a cup of coffee and like, I guess, his social media lady, and he's walking up to women, hey, I've got a guy here named Jake, and he would like a date. We'd want a date for you and him at 645 tonight. How does that sound?

So he's walking around with a hot guy. Hot guy. And trying to get ladies to go. This guy's single. Would you go on a date with him? Would you? It's a cafe Luca. Like he sounds like he's the lowest energy he's ever been.

And they thought this is the idea. Let's just have Jason Garrett hit the streets. Like he's Tom Green or something. Like, oh, let's see what sort of wacky shenanigans come up here. Just listen to the rest of it. Yeah. Jillian, I'm Jason. This is Ells.

Elfrest, LBS. It's a reservation? It's 5.30 right now. The reservations at six. You didn't give me much time here. You can go as is, but if you live close, you can, you know, whatever you need to do. Is it the hard stop, or can we push it? We can push it around.

How much son? You're not those high maintenance. I'm not. We were just walking to. What is this guy? Chris Harrison? Oh, really? You have a little plan.

Why don't you do that? We can push it back. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I can't actually take anymore. I've heard that he can, he pulls wool. Okay, but that guy, okay, so just in your mind, everyone, you know, proverbially, proverbially,

proverbially, close your eyes. I want to hear his sex talk. And now that is John Harbaugh or Mike Tomlin? Or, I don't know, even like, just give me a mid one, Bruce Ariens. There's just no. What I'm trying to tell you is I am now getting, this was thrust. on me for a decade. I grew up in Texas and overly tied my identity to like football. I'm to play football. It's going to be hard. Hard times create hard men. And the coach of the team

from Texas is this guy. Maybe get cleaned up for the kids. I think lost in there too. And now we have a guy who is just that, but for real. Right. That's the thing he should be doing that. Yeah. And he'll be here a decade trying to open restaurants and sell coffee to chicks on the Katie Trail. I don't think Shottie's going to make it a decade. You guys are 0 for one. You called it being fired by Thanksgiving. That was for fun. What's this year's call?

This year. Put it on wax, big boys? After the season. Okay. The defense will improve, so we'll elevate that guy. I don't know. No, I want to just say this. One thing you missed in that video, when he's like, this is, I'm Jason.

This is L's. And then they put her name up on the screen. And her name is Ells, Beth. You ever heard that one? It's Elizabeth without an eye. Yeah. Too much time, Elzbeth. What are we doing?

That's bad. That's a kid name now, or that girl was 30 years old or whatever. Yeah. It's been a kid name, and I didn't know? I've seen it. Els. I've seen it. All right.

So, a big showdown yesterday. The Rangers were trying to avoid getting swept. They lost Friday and Saturday night. But here comes Jacob de Grom on Sunday. Out at Sheffez Ravine. and he's never faced show hey Otani folks what a matchup we can't wait one pitch you probably saw it tony deposited the first fucking pitch he offered him i didn't i was just all golf dude i would yeah but i went back and watched and they were in i wish i would i should have just cut

hammered it yeah because the uh the first pitch yeah just served him one they'd never faced off they were hyping it up hipping it up hype it up two hall famers like this titans facing off just Facing off, just one pitch gone. Now he settled down after that. He really didn't give up anything else. But it was, it was shocking. Brandon Nimmo's their whole offense. Remember whenever we kind of were just like, what's this guy's bit?

What are we doing here? He's got some pretty maga stuff out there. We'll be mean to reporters. Well, he's carrying them. I think he's reached in 13 to 14. That might have been before yesterday. Marcus Simeon has a 550 ops as a Met right now. So what it...

One of the worst in the major leagues. Did you see Jonah Heim's play the other day? I did. Yeah, like three errors on one play. That was awesome. Is it three? Or is it two? At least two.

So it was pass ball? Eight. No. Yeah, it was eight. That's what it was sent to me and I was like, maybe I got ball sacked. It was eight. I think that's ball sack. There's no way he was credited with eight errors.

You just threw it into the outfield. He didn't even touch the ball eight times. No, the first thing... You got ball sacked, and then you just claimed you didn't get ball-sack. Oh, well, I'm looking at a... Jonaheim can't get eight errors on the plate. That's what I thought. I thought it was a pass ball, then he tried to throw the runner out at third and

threw it into left field. So it's three? I was actually wondered about the pass ball yesterday. Is it subjective on the passball? I'm 100% call ball-sac. I'm trying to find the actual number. If it hits the dirt, it's a pass ball. No, I'm sorry, wild pitch.

Okay. Because the Rangers have a propensity of producing about a third of their runs on pass balls or air. So he's actually charged with one air because you don't get an air for a pass ball, or do you? What do you know about that, Blake? I don't think you do, but I don't know. I don't think you do either. But I did see it. I'm telling you catchers are worse because they're receiving on one knee.

But it's not eight. Numbers are not going to tell you that. I'm telling you that. So what's the story on the Rangers trying to do this lasso bit? and Seeger's unwillingness to buy in. That shouldn't surprise you. But are you aware of this? I'm aware of the last little bit.

Everybody's got a bit. Yeah, I think it's the antlers thing all over again. But now everybody's got them and they're homogenized. The Dodgers have something. I like theirs. What was it? A sponsored? It was a...

Or what's a... Rising hit a double and he goes and he, like, to the fans in the bleachers, he does like this... Yeah, yeah, there's a little wave thing. They all kind of... That's cool. Okay. But it is funny, like, claw and antlers was so cool because it did just kind of develop out of nowhere. Yeah.

And it was during a big playoff rut push, and it's like, wow, this is, you really felt natural. Everybody's got something, though, now. Like, college, I heard circling back to, you see college, they love the little, they love the hand, cover your face, wave your shit. I don't know what that is, but I love it. D.Bs do it. Uh-huh. I don't know. What does it mean?

I don't know. Like, they were speculating about it, too. Like, is it, you stinky? Like, you stink. I love the sprinkler bit that they were doing. That's two gun adjacent, though. Oh. Because sprinkling, now we're starting to look like, oh, yeah.

And then the guys on the bench would spit their seeds out. That's cool. Pittsburgh has a cone, Dan. They do? What does that mean? Like, they make someone carry a cone, like to end of the dugout, like, when I think it's their, like, celebration thing. Like a big traffic cone?

Yeah, big traffic cone. Catchers are at 61% Hitters are at 48% on our challenges. Robert Garcia is terrible. Danny Jensen is good. Danny Jensen's very good. He's like 7, 8, and 1. But Robert Garcia had the first one I'd seen the other night

where he was just pissed. First of all, it was the seventh inning. And he might want to pitch in the ninth, but it wasn't, so it's chill. And he got fouled off a couple times, just like huffing and puffing out there. And you could tell, too, because he didn't do it right away. I'm like, don't, don't, don't.

But, no, it was like two inches off the plate. It was a 1% probability of being overturned on baseball savant. And I'm like, no. And then yesterday, by the way, after Otani smacked the first pitch out of the park, that inning ended on a 2-2-de-gram or maybe Jensen challenge of a ball strike and it ended the inning. Were you watching live? No.

Josh Young and Corey Seeger had a pretty big whiff. Pop fly to the infield. Okay, I saw a Jamie reference. The Rangers' infield fly situation appears to be a problem. It's probably just random. Seeger took everything. But I just, I don't know. I want to keep DeGrom happy, and that's not a good start.

I do have one complaint about baseball. That's an interesting thing right there you just said, though. because if they're like 10 under, they'll move him. De Grom? Yeah. I don't know if he has a year or a year and a half left, but if he's doing this and they're not in contention, but then at that point you might as well just move all of them.

I don't know. That's the thing is you've got these guys. Like, you've got the rotation is there to be good, but if you're not. Do any of them have any sort of no trade? Well, that's positive de Grom does. Anywho, my complaint about baseball is, I think the presentation has never been worse. Okay.

Not complaining about Dave Raymond and Mike Bassick, those guys are wonderful. I'm saying, used to when the ball was hitting the gap, you could see the action pretty well, where it would follow the ball, cut to the base runner, back to the ball. You could always tell what was going on. Is the handoff starting? Now I was watching the Rangers game. and any ball hit out to the outfield, I didn't know where it was because the exposure on the cameras were off.

Couldn't tell where the ball was. I was watching Braves and Guardians last night. There was a ball hit to the wall, had no idea where the ball was, where the runners were, because they were hyper-focused on one of the base runners. They've got Andrew Jones and C.C. Sabathia in the booth who can't talk to save their life. Uh-oh.

Baseball is having a moment, but I don't know if it's the regression of the regional sports networks or what. The presentation has been very bad this year. Do you happen to have any thoughts on, like, what kind of ID you should have to have to vote? Because that's a very... I mean, we just played the Pirates thing. Maybe they're just focusing too much on the bits. The Mets had a guy who was doing a bunch of that pirates-type stuff.

But then you do wonder, like, do you miss some of the other stuff? Because, I mean, Rory's final putt yesterday, they didn't exactly get a great job. shot of that. He's standing over the ball. Did you see that? I mean, I saw the final putt. I never thought of what you guys are saying here, though. It's not a good shot. The camera's behind him, and he's, you know, it was a two-foot put. Or you typically have something where you see his face.

Yeah. There is a significant drop-off in camera operator's ability. As one, I can... What, from just place to place? For baseball? It was in golf. yesterday, they couldn't follow the ball at all, and then, yeah, they're in baseball. I think we just got a bad crop of kids coming into the camera operators.

I don't know, something I noticed, something I'm looking out for. What is that? They're on watch. I'm on that wall. I'm on Marcus Simeon watch because I don't feel like you guys reacted enough to me telling you. He might have the worst ops as a major league player. He's a slow starter, though. He is a slow starter.

Yeah, that's true. But it's good that he's not doing it here. Let's do this. Here's Jay with the dumb self-new. It is brought to us by Community Mechanical. That is the title sponsor. The DG, you know what I mean? Yep.

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Yeah. Well, we got a... What about a PRO? Do they have one of those? A permanent... It's just a P.I. Permanent injunction? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. That's at the end, though. Y'all didn't get that far. Eventually, this might get that far, but right now we have a favorable TRO for hemp retailers in the state of Texas. As the whirlwind or the herky jerky, whatever. is the law in Texas regarding smokeable THC goes back and forth.

Last week, it was that we need to take everything off the shelves. It's illegal. And then Friday, a judge issued a TRO on that ban and everybody stopped or rushed to restock

their shelves. Wait, we're banning the ban. The ban. Okay. Yeah, that's where we are. But again, I don't I don't know how any of this works. Like, you take the shit off the shelves, but I guess you're not burning it right away. You might as well sit on it. But if it's illegal,

I guess it's just illegal to sell. You can just put it in a warehouse and hope it comes back around. Retail will say the ban forced them to pull about 50% of their inventory on average, 30 to 50%. It's also

it used to be $250 to become a manufacturer. It's now 10,000. Ooh. Retail's gone from 155 to 5,000. It's trying to weed out the little guy and... We can't get in? Funnel it to three big companies.

Is this the time Blake would tell me to get in on this? What's your experience trying to grow flour? Me? Yeah. None. I mean, I've taken a seed. Like, I never, like, a fish... Because I knew you had to do some kind of germinating and, like, cross something.

I mean, we threw a seed in a flower pot. You? You? You... Look like you had a little operation. Well, I got close. I had an attic. Not an addict, but an attic in college.

And somebody came over and was like, you know, they used to do up here like 20 years ago in this house. And pretty quickly, we had like removed all the insulation. We had bought the lights. I was ready to risk it all. Yeah? Yeah. But then my landlord found it when we were out of town. So you never actually did anything?

No. Now I have a couple buddies. You're like, this is non-alcoholic beer. This is just a bunch of lights. Yeah. I mean, yeah. It's just to grow regular plants. But I've had friends who have done it, like, oddly with their parents.

It's kind of a... Wow. You know, grow the plant. I could see you getting into gardening. I used to think that was part of my future. Because I knew a dude, like, at the ticket... It's good for you. In production, who had his own grow thing at home.

And I was like, okay, this will be my future because I'll want to be able... But now... What's the point? It's gummies and, you know. So I don't see that as part of my future anymore. A woman in Wichita Falls is going to jail for six years. She pled guilty to sending a bunch of stuff to jail from the outside. Now, the reason that this story makes news is because...

With a drone? No, that would have done it too. We had that story recently. Remember, they dressed the drone like crows or some kind of bird. Yeah. In Louisiana. So great. No, this was close, but Bibles.

She was sending dope. in Bibles, hollowed out Bibles and other religious materials. Like, is that too on the nose? Like, did you, you might as well just put it in a book that said, how to not be a criminal or something. Yeah, yeah, look into this. Like, who's actually, yeah, put it in hollowed out, yeah, porn manuals or something. I don't know.

What are you allowed to send? That's a good question. Marquis Bell was arrested speaking of pot for pot over the weekend. It's fun. Oh, it was just pot? Well, let me say. I thought it said, like, controlled substance and marijuana possession. And marijuana.

Do you know what that could be? No. It sucks. Everything? Could be anything, but it could just be a vape. Trying to get the THC vape can be tough because people don't want to deal with them because even though it might cost you 50 bucks, like the same as you'd pay for like an eighth of weed. If they weigh that.

or whatever, however they do it, it doesn't equal it ate the wheat. It becomes something different. Like higher? I think it becomes a controlled substance. But it just begs the question of why, if you're a cowboy, maybe particularly a certain type of cowboy, like a defensive back, wide receiver, for sure running back. I wouldn't live in Prosper.

Oh, you just think they're on the hunt for black dudes? I think you're going to stand out. Yeah. I think if you have a car full of fucking loud and you're a black guy at a stoplight and prosper, your odds are lower than if you're on MLK or Botham Gene or whatever, you know, just any sort of just generic place as opposed to like an actual rural area.

I guess it's not rural anymore, but it is what it is. This is an interesting one that's gone national. I forgot to see what, city this is. It's in Texas, but a 17-year-old Texas cheerleader died. I knew this was going to get you. This is my era.

This is my aid. This is when... Go ahead. Finish story. So, um, they say that she died due to, um, a certain lifestyle that she was engaged in.

And that lifestyle was energy drinks. Oh. In particular, they keep coming for Alani. The kids love Alani And the nurses That's how I knew When I got my arm cut on And I saw everyone in there

Every lady with the Imani What's Alani? It's just a type of energy drink that They catch what It was Celsius a few years ago Now it's Alani It's gonna be something else soon But when I was in high school

There was definitely the 85 pound girls Drinking two monsters a day And see They only had to do that Because they couldn't The Ice Queens had moved on Back in my day, the The loose women just smoked meth.

Are we trying to lose weight? Yes. Oh, I remember for sure when I was in high school, everybody remembers the girls on diet pills. Be geeking out, church on Sunday, scratching their shit like on their Bible. Because I thought that ended with me. I thought you would say, you like big bottoms,

girls aren't like this anymore, whereas back in my day, we'd have anorexia and bulimia, the way women were made, like God made women to just try to live up to an unrealistic, you know. Well, I mean, they will later tell you it's unrealistic. I say work harder, right? Yeah. I don't know that it's all. It's just a natural throw.

You don't have to want to be, like, rail thin to want to be, like, energy during. I mean, the point is that she's 17. Yeah. You can't take it. There might be a portion. You're not built for this. 700 milligram of caffeine a day life that I'm riding over here. There might be a Blake in the hospital.

There might be a portion that I want to lose that. I think some kids just like like the taste of it. Don't really understand the ramifications of over-cafucking you up a little bit, too. Is this a little jittery? Is this the unintended consequence, though, of eliminating, like, we don't have, we don't have bulimia anymore. Isn't that great? I think what this is too is probably like kids don't drink as much alcohol anymore. So they're going to, you know, there's other stuff.

They're doing other stuff to get juiced. Yeah. But where do you fall on the family coming after the company? New energy drinks. How do you think that's spelled? And you? Yeah. With a little dots above the...

Just like metal, folks. No, you can't. Come on. If it's illegal to be out there, then you can't go after the... the company, can you? Enlarge heart due to large amounts of caffeine. Kind of, yeah, I don't know. Kind of seems like that's on the parents there then.

Yeah, I would tend to agree. But I can see where that's tough because your kids are now just drinking something else. Like, it's like, okay, all the kids are drinking that. You know? You don't want to look into it? Probably should, but I just can't wait until your kids are that. age and you decide like you don't think

you're going to be looking into everything that they're doing at the age of 17 you think if Brooks was drinking three energy drinks I wouldn't say something to him I just don't know if you'd know it well I'll know it I mean he could hide it I understand what you're saying

I understand what you're saying but if there's a can that I don't know what's in it I'm going to ask a question he has run the ball guy yeah and my parents hit me so I'm at least thinking about like we corporal punishment guy What do we do, Blake? I'm getting right to the line, you know?

Because, I mean, I was hit enough to know that it does work. That's the thing that sucks about it. You make your kid afraid of you. They're not going to F around. But I don't want to do it. I don't think that's true. I try to get right to the line. You got hit throughout your life and then you're doing the same shit.

You're doing a sex thing. It's not like, oh, I'm not going to do it. I'm going to be a good kid now. I mean, if you want to be honest, we've obviously played that up, like, for the purposes of the show or whatever. But I was terrified. No, no, dude. You got to, we're going to put it on a. I know you're still terrified of your mom.

But, like, all my friends were terrified of my mom. But they all were... You're still a dirt bag. Like, it didn't make you not a dirtbag. But, no, what it did was it made me not get in trouble in high school. Like, at all. I see somebody with a master's degree sitting in front of me. My friends would do much, much more in high school.

Smoking pot in high school, are you out of your mind? There's no chance. I would have been in... I would have been gone. Like, I was afraid, you know? I think that works. Just hit him a little. He asked you a question, though.

We want to get into it? Yeah, I could count on, I don't know. It's not often, but. Rangers get swept. No. No, you disrespect, mom. Whatever. Whatever.

Whatever. So have you guys heard of people who are able to do, like, the IT job hustle? Didn't get my beer fast enough? Right. Right. I went one for five at the plate on Sunday. That'll do it. It wasn't the one for five.

It's the not hustling to first base. Yeah. I think this became popular during COVID and remote work, but I would always see these tweets or posts from people that are like, I'm working five full-time IT jobs remotely, and none of them know about each other because they're not able, they're just not able to figure it out. You've got separate terminals and you are running all these programs.

three IT employees in the city of Austin have been fired, and it's because they figured out they were also working for Dallas as full-time IT professionals, which you're not allowed to do, I guess. Public integrity unit of DPD is investigating this. Oh, this is police. Okay. Sorry, I didn't catch that part.

Yeah, I mean, actually it just says city of Austin, but the police department public integrity unit is the one who investigates it. But they're working for the city. They're city employees. And then they found out also. Yeah, you're not, if you're trying to run this scam, you probably shouldn't do it in two government jobs. Right. Because they are sharing database, right?

But maybe that's the only way you're able to do it is because they're so bad at actually vetting you and making you work. That, yeah. Knee cap government programs. and then, but any, whatever. But actually, this sucks because I was happy when I saw these people getting caught, and that makes me feel like a bad person.

Because when I see people that are able to do cool stuff making money with computers, I get upset. That you didn't think of it? Just that I got left behind. Yeah. Like, there was no chance I was ever going to learn Cisco.

Right? Why not? I just don't remember that even being an option. Oh. Like, we might have had, business. You don't want to get into coding? I think it's too late.

They trained robots to do it now. So this might be like the last time you can get away with something like this because just a robot will be doing it in the future. History was made at the University of Houston. We had 14 people gathered together for the nation's first. Seven pair living donor liver transplant exchange. What the hell does that mean? It means they got seven people on one side.

and seven together, and they got them all together and said, we've got the most living people who are transferring. Did they do this on purpose to get into the Guinness? Yes. Like I saw a story about... They got the recipients and the, yeah. I saw a story this morning that the... It was like they set a record for running to different fast food restaurants

and eating something at each one. Mm-hmm. Did you see that? No, but I've heard of stuff like that. So like the old record was like 150 and they ran to 176 different. different fast food restaurants and ordered something, and it's like, all right. But this is that, except there's also this, like, life-saving part in it. But would you want to be part of the...

No. Like, what if you focus on just me? Yeah. Like, I want to be in a room just with me. I guess this brings, like, awareness to it, and now we're talking about it. About liver transplants? Yeah, it says here they also, all 14 people toast. with a shot of whiskey.

No, I made that up. Oh, okay. I just imagine this is like seven alcoholics, and we're like, oh, God, isn't this great? They'll be dead in 18 months. Like, I don't know. Is that why you get a new liver? Because you wear it out?

I mean, like Pat Summerall did, right? Danny used to joke. One of the funniest things. I don't know. I was like 18 when I heard this. Danny used to joke that he had one on ice. He had one of the box, just whatever.

I mean, there are other ways to end up needing a liver transplant, but alcoholism is a big one. But I just imagine Dan, right, like, hey, we got this liver for you. But you got to come to this like gala type thing to get it. You said one liver, right? Yeah. Okay, two kidneys, one liver. Okay, good. But so, okay, so where are we getting the other livers are like five people who had just gotten hit by cars?

No, they're alive. That's what I'm saying. This is the first time we've ever done. How can you give a liver if you only have one? That's a good point. I didn't think of that. You can do a partial. Yeah.

Cut it in half. You can give part of the liver? It grows. And it grows back. I knew there was like a growing cell thing. Like a snake. Like slithering this way and that. It's not funny.

I didn't say that one time over the weekend. Come on. Every other time. Dice. Yeah. Like dice you're doing a little a weekend. I'm married. I had a fucking snake, man.

No, I'm not going to. What are we doing this week? There was talk of jerky boys, but we may have some other stuff in the pipeline. A couple of other quickies here. A child pornography suspect in Beaumont was appearing in court and did something that I'm surprised doesn't happen more often. because if I found myself jammed up in any sort of major crime, it would happen to me he fainted right there on camera. The video's wild.

The guy did faint, huh? Yeah. Because he's just, they're reading it to him, and he's like, ugh. I don't think I've ever seen feigning not in just a TV show. I know Jana fainted in the back of the room. Oh, is that when Susquehanna bought the company or sold or something? When Cumulus bought the ticket from Susquehanna. They had a meeting.

And it was one of the Dickies. He was in charge of Cumulus. And he's up front and Dan Bennett's up front. And the whole conference room is not only filled, but spilling out into the hallway just because you can't fit everybody from that floor in there, you know? The 13th floor conference room. Sure. And that was when, so yeah, Jana was like the HR director.

And she was standing near the back of the room. And it was like it was a movie. the script, because the guy at the front, like Dickie, was like, look, we don't consider ourselves owners of radio, like, we consider this a family that just happens to have some broadcasting licenses in different locales. But this is not about business at all. It's just about money. It's totally family. Not money. It's family.

Like, that's really what we're in this for. And then Janice fainted. and now there's a big thing in the back, and, like, they kind of drag her body out, because I was near the back. Like, they drag, you know, a couple people are holding her from the shoulder area type, and it's kind of dragging her,

her feet are dragging, they drag her into the hallway. You don't know what, like what? What's going on? Was it a heart attack? Was it a, and so there's a little commotion, and there's, for a second, Dickie's looking, and it's like,

and then Dan Bennett just kind of puts his hand and he's like, we got it. It's okay. Keep going. And then he just kept going. Did you get to that part in the Bob Barker documentary? Remind me. I watched the whole thing. I thought. Camera operator swung the camera up. Nailed a model, flung her offstage. She hit her head. She's down. Dude, eight foot drop or something. Yeah. Parametics. The whole piece of equipment. Just Bob Barker says, show must go on. Yeah. The audience is looking at it. Like, what the And he said, I need your best today.

Act like it didn't happen. We have a show to do. Dun, dun, to do. Oh, now! And it's taped, right? Yeah. It's not even a lot of things. No, but he wanted to get it in.

He had reservations. Five o'clock. I just thought if you were talking about how this is a family, I just don't know that I would run and see if the family, make sure the family member's okay or there's a... Yeah. Instead of the, oh, it's probably okay because some people in the back took care of it. All right.

Yeah, that was a side note from the kid who got drilled in the face at soccer. I realize, I don't know that I can care, but I can call and pretend to care. And I also can't fix the kid. You know, but I called and as her mom answered, I was like, her mom's in orange. So I'm calling like, hey, I just wanted to kind of check. There's no point to this phone call. You're a nurse. You've got this handled.

Your dad's a firefighter. Like, I'm going to go, you know? She's fine. Thanks for calling. You're the coach. I'm pretending. Yeah, you're pretending to care. And then our last story, Salina, not stopping.

Did you see this? They had another teacher get suspended. Oh, I thought you're going to talk about the new football coach they hired. You can fill me in. There's a guy who got a Salina high school teacher was relieved of duty last week. The reason this jumps out at me is he was initially accused of inappropriate interactions by a student back on March 23rd. They say they went through everything, proper protocol, informed the student's parents,

investigated, informed the other classmates' parents, and found nothing. So we went back to school. Now, while that was happening, of course, they've been in the news nonstop for the naked jumping jacks and for covering it up and all the other 20 stories that have come out of Salina. But during that time, somebody came forward, and rather than err on an abundance of caution and say, I mean, frankly, it's a teacher's union. So maybe that's where you jam yourself up. But they said, we're going to vet this. And he went back to school a week later.

And a week after that, they became aware that there were much more serious allegations on TikTok and other social media platforms. Like, once he came back to school, it grew. And kids started posting about it. And maybe even the reason. Maybe the reason that they felt a little wind in their sales to report him in the first place was because, oh, look, they're now taking care of this stuff. Right. And the dude was back in class for like five days. And here's the other weird part.

In the tweet mentioning his name, it lists some, like, faith-based organization he's a part of. Bingo. But he's also the co-owner of a clothing company called a... tumbleweed text styles with Tex T-E-X styles. It's Texas-inspired apparel and lifestyle brands, started by two high school teachers for die-hard Texans. Looks like a cool brand. They also follow me and the show.

Oh, no. All right. Well, shout out. We hope that... The allegations are false. We hope the allegations are false and that everything is sorted out. But mostly the first thing, because the sorted out could mean that they're true and he's a rapist, but it gets adjudicated. And then that is technically sorted out.

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He has an ass for sure. He... When can we get rid of Jock Peterson? You didn't like that slide in the home yesterday? No, I didn't. Uh-huh? Beat the throw? Don't care.

He sucks. Why did he... Why does he play over McCutcheon? Like, never know. because he gets left-handed. It's annoying. Chris Young guy, right? Probably.

Chris Young. That's one of his big thing. Anyway, he recently had his Dan Panhandle moment when you all were talking about wags a couple of weeks ago. He sent me a message saying he didn't know what a wag was.

He thought it was a different term for a hot chick. Yeah. What's a wag? That's how they use it in English. Girlfriends? Soccer. Oh, wives and girlfriends, that's right.

P.S. Please settle a quick gay, not gay for us. I get pedicures with my wife every couple of months. He always says that's gay. When we all know it's not. Thanks, I can't wait for the GSC from Travis. I think pedicures are completely fine, but for some reason, manicure seems like a line that I would never cross. Because you have to do this? Yeah.

You have to, yeah. Pedicures are too slave-only. Just try to sit there getting a pedicure. not picture yourself. I do. With a plantation. But here's the thing. And I don't know if this makes it better for you.

And I'd like to deconstruct this a little bit because you bring up the shoe shining thing. And it does feel weird to have a black man shining my shoes. It just does. But the Asian woman kind of likes it. They don't mind. If you made the woman white, I think we're fine. I think you're projecting. No, I'm telling you.

They think they're not. You're giving money. You pay them well. They think it's funny. I don't know. They're laughing. I don't think it's funny. You know what I'm saying.

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Ohoy, Brackett Daniel. Yesterday was my brother Bruce's Pat Tillman at Arizona State birthday. I would say it's his Jackie Robinson birthday, but Major League Baseball said we can only call it that on April 15th. I was supposed to send an email on Friday, but brothers remembering each other's birthdays before they happened is why Hillary lost. Yeah. His leaders are the oil left in the bottom of Dan Sardine tin. Ugh. Disgusting.

God, that's gross. What do you think of eating sardines? There's a female here. I have a question. Is that disgusting? Do we have a mic? I just wanted to have a quick head shake. Because it feels like something my grandpa definitely did.

She doesn't understand. Ever seen a woman? Maybe your grandpa was making $2.75 an hour. I was fitting for the times. Do you think sardines is a high class food, my friend? No, it's not. Thank you. Mike.

Microw. Grab the microphone. It feels extremely. I just got a guy in the back row. The Russian era. What's that? You're good. You got to talk into the mic, though.

It's on. Is it? Hello? Yeah. Well, you're not going to be able to hear it. That's a good thing. You're on board, right? The sardine pro?

I like sardines, yes. And there are some real high dollar sardines, too, if you want to go there. Very good ones that she just made me get at some point. Sardines, is historically considered a staple. peasant or budget-friendly food due to their abundance. It comes in a 10 can. It can't be great. Yeah, it does just feel so 50s.

It feels like you're over a trash can. Like heating it up. I'm going to turn it open. Also, leaders, Lamb Weston's cutting-edge fry technology. And Blake for wearing polos, thus breaking the collar barrier on the show.

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We're gonna cover that guy with a safety or a corner... We don't know what to do over there. Brackett Dan, my birthday is Monday. My favorite shake-joint moment is when they filled in for the musers and Sean spent multiple segments on multiple days arguing that the women's USA soccer team should make as much money as the men. My favorite dumb zone moment is four atheists wondering why they had to put that Bible shit into a Charlie Brown Christmas and confuse the secular children. Yeah, 80% of the countries.

To answer the question of who the Adam Sandler tape was for, I was 15 at the time with an older brother, so I was equally entertained by the shampoo bottle song as I was the beating of a science teacher. Medium pace is funnier than anything Sandler did post-happy Gilmore from D.F. Matt. I agree with all of that. Yeah, no, I think really it's just, I don't expect you guys to give me any sort of a purple heart

or any sort of like a ward, but I did some challenging radio at times. Because you don't want to be mean I love hearing these stories But sometimes it feels like the only way is to be mean If it's not getting through So what was that segment like then If you were debating whether or not the women

Should make as much as the men Well are you debating it? Like hey I actually don't think they should Yeah I mean I think that you're trying to explain Like I think they should make more And it should be like fair to what they bring in or whatever But I don't and he's like yeah But it should you know they're just as good

We were not really having a... Just as good as the men, because they had as many wins. Right, and more. Yeah. Right? And, uh, he... Ha, ha ha ha ha. Man.

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We'll go on in there and check them out. Where am I? Oh, today in history. We have Monday, April 13th on this day in 1970, Apollo 13. And folks. Had a tank containing liquid oxygen burst, and they were almost to the moon, and then they turned around and came back.

And then I think Opie made a movie about it. Eventually. And they were safe. Everything's cool. Everything's fine. Except they never got to go on the moon. Yeah. Now, I was watching that movie

and I kept waiting for the part where they would land on something, drill a hole in it, and put a hydrogen bomb in it to kind of kick the plot off. but alas, they kind of just go up and come back. Yeah, they didn't even go to the moon. No.

They don't land on anything. No, no guns. And what's wrong with an oxygen tank bursting is great? Then you have more oxygen in space. They didn't know what they were doing back in 1970. On this day in 1986, Jack Nicholas became the only person ever to win the Masters six times. There he is the golden bear. And he was

46 years old. Is Tiger 46 yet? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. I think he's older. He's well over. He's 49?

Okay. So he still has the opportunity to become the oldest Masters champion ever. Yeah, if he can walk. Can you imagine if Tiger was winning the Masters this year, like what Nance would have been doing? He would have been conflicted if it were this year.

year. Like post-accident? I just meant no. General, yeah. There was no accident or anything. He's just come back. He'll, if he comes back, Nantel will act like none of this stuff happened. I'm not an AI video guy at all. But come on. Tiger pulling up to the masses. I saw 10 of them. Did they do one? This is 10 of them.

Did they? Yeah. It's just an escalade, flipping rolling down the fairways. Patrons are running out of the way. Into the green jacket ceremony. Yeah. Just car crash. Oh, I need to see some of these. How did that miss me? So stupid.

But it works on me. On this day in 1997, Tiger became the youngest to win the Masters. On this day in 1999, Jack Kovorkin, Dr. Jack Kovorkin, was sentenced to 10 to 25 years in prison for murder in the lethal injection of a Lou Gehrig's disease patient. He ended up serving eight years. I didn't realize that. I didn't either. I was just reading the other day about some rich person who went to, I think you can go to Switzerland right now and just do it. And it'll be like, oh yeah.

Oh, you're dying? Here, here we go. Oh, yeah, they don't even use the word suicide. Of course they don't. VAD. That's a, so you can go to Switzerland. Voluntary assisted dying. So if you have the money, you can do it.

Yeah. I'm on a website right now called Final Exitnetwork.org. This would be a great bet payoff. I've decided just to use Blake's grandpa if I ever get to death. Sure. It's a slow death.

On this day in 2005, Willie Nelson sends a letter to the Texas Senate declining the opportunity to have a road name. They were going to name a toll road after Willie Nelson. So like a toll booth, Willie type. He just said, and I think it's because it's a toll road. He said, well, his attorney sent this. Willie simply does not feel that the naming of a toll road in his honor

comports with his worldview on either a personal or artistic level. So there is no Willie Nelson toll road. I mean, respect. Why wouldn't more people do that? You don't get anything out of it, right? It's just somebody else trying to put your name on something so that they can sell it. Right. Hey, if Willie Nelson's okay with the toll road, I'll pay to drive here.

I mean, I always wonder about stuff like that. Like, okay. Bob Jones Park, right? You're allowed to smoke pot. Did Bob Jones family? When did they name that park? Was he alive? Probably not, right?

I think Bob Jones might be a black guy. Slave. Yeah. Born slave. So was his wife. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying is like how do you... It's definitely not when he's alive.

How do you get like... What is the approval process for... Hey, slave of the day. I would like to name something after this family or after this person who's in charge of that 50 years after they die. Do you know? As a lawyer? I got nothing. Okay.

Because I think it'd be funny if you just started naming stuff after dead famous people and kind of like ask for forgiveness. And in this day in 2011, the NBA fined Kobe Bryant $100,000 using a derogatory gay term. Yeah. In frustration over a referee's call. He called him a British cigarette. Yeah. April 13th, this day in Dumb Zone history. On this day in 2023, Dan was squarely in his cooler era.

Do you remember this? Yeah, he started carrying. around a mid-sized ice chest. Full of apples and spinach. Just to keep it cool. Why? For just being a human, like, hey, let's write this note down.

I mean, it was his shift. Hey, he drank out of a cup. Let's write it down. You would walk in with your little igloo. It gives a cooler keeping items. Let me take my little apples. Yeah, why stop there? I don't know.

Cut up apples out of here. Why don't you get a little backpack with a water hose? You got a fanny pack? Make sure you're always set. Oh, he carried a bag to carry his computer. What an idiot! Write it down, Blake! That would be so funny to bring that up in the future.

You were right about something because on this day, HBO Max changed their name to Max. And CEO told you all about it. You predicted they'll go back to HBO when you were right. We asked, do birds pee? Wow. Did we get an answer? I don't feel like I know. They have to pee, but what if they just sweat about?

Do they? No, maybe it's just, it could be a part of the gland. Number two. I mean, the white poo, maybe that's a poo pee mix. So maybe the question is, is there one hole? What do we know? Let's go over to the ant. Birds?

Birds do not pee liquid because they lack bladders. Damn, Dan's on to something. Yeah, it comes out in the, comes out in their droppings. Okay. Huh. That's efficient. Right there.

Next time you're going to do something like that. Make sure I'm up so I can play the theme for trackdown. Dang it. Next time. All right. In 2020, Dan gets a mysterious package in the mail. Open by his daughter

and in it was the docking mug. Damn, yeah. That's a tough one to have to explain. to, you know, then. And she's more of a visual learner, so I had to call my neighbor John over. Right. Watch this. But he was circumcised, so I had to get my next neighbor.

Then it's hard to work him up into it, you know. He's old? No, you've got to have a little half job. Yeah, I felt pretty proud. I mean, it was a multi-man effort, but getting docking, like, onto the radio as a part, like, My friends and I would say that all the time. We would joke about the Chinese dick trap. You got to go in.

Yeah, is that a better achievement or getting the Walker AIDS show watched and reviewed? That's pretty good, but Conan was at least kind of on that wall. Like, I don't know that anybody was just talking about docking as much as we really pushed that. Yeah. Yeah. FCC guys are like, I guess. It was a tough sell Jake selling docking to me. I was like, I don't know, dude.

I'm not sure that fits. Interesting year that it started, though, 2020, when Dan and Jake just start working together every day. Huh. Then in 2022, we got this. Jerry held a press conference during our show. And Jerry talking crypto. It's the way of the future. Resulted in this.

It's in the very day. mind when the proposition of blockchain com, blockchain com, named after the very essence of what it is to begin with, blockchain com. As it turns out, blockchain com is one of the founding people of the total concept of blockchain. That's what I see here with our blockchain com. We're going forward with blockchain com. Am I going to buy my cryptocurrency through blockchain com? You bet I am. No one's whispering to him.

Millions of dollars for that. And they were sitting up there with him. Although it's probably better that he messed it up. It probably is. All right. Other birthdays today, Dan Campbell, 50. All right. Maybe one day.

Because he's eventually going to get fired. Call him? Great coaches get fired. They set their expectations too high. If anybody would hold on. on forever. It would be Detroit. But he's going to have a second job someday.

Here's me talking to Dan Campbell when he was on our show and we did a weekly show with him. We were talking about they played in Seattle, I believe. The home of the 12th man.

And so yeah. So are you irate as an Aggie that the 12th man bid has been stolen? No, I'm not. I did think it was a little bizarre, though. You see him raising the 12 flag and all that crap. I'm like, I don't know about all that.

No, it doesn't. It's not that big of a deal to me, but we are the original. Darn right. I heard they're also drilling sheep up there. Boy, you just, you're full of them today. Boy, you just cracked yourself off. I really did, didn't I? The weekly segment, Dan makes fun of Aggies to a big Aggie guy.

can't see how much he'll take it. The answer was generally better than Bob. Oh, yeah. Dan Campbell's so cool. Yeah, no, my brother... Oh, he knows him, that's right. Yeah, he worked for him. He generally has, like, negative things to say about, like,

everybody who works in the NFL. He's, like, Dan Campbell's just an awesome dude. That's great. Treats everyone well. Don't you love that when you hear behind the scenes? My brother was as low, you know. Yeah. It was cool.

Hunter Pence is 43. Game of Thrones. Baron Davis is 47. They might have been the first, like, to really lean into the husband-wife on Instagram thing. Lexi Pence, remember? Yeah, I do. They were really, because she was doing very well, like, business-wise, from social media. That was 10 years ago.

Maybe more. Baron Davis? Didn't they get it? Didn't the Rangers acquire someone else like that, and Julie? Turned us on to their. Walker. Or Steel Walker. Is that it?

Yeah. Fail. Barron Davis. Lord Dern. One of the most confusing celebrity couple photos ever. Yeah. Is that before or after the friend of Jorts? I'm going to say after.

That friend was Ben Harper. Yeah. And I think they were divorced. But yeah, here's a photo of the beard and Laura Dern. Making out. Do you call him the beard? Mm-hmm. He's the original beard, dude.

I just remember him dismantling the Mavs. Oh, yeah. With Nelly. That was a cool. I mean, what a time, right? Because Nelly and Cuban had the thing. F you all around. Yeah.

They're suing each other. Nellie's a king. Yeah. In the long run. I wish it would have ended differently. Okay, this is weird, Blake. Baron Davis, 47. Davis loved the third.

third, 62. What does it mean? It means Joe's selecting another character on Tiger Woods 98. Josh Gordon is 35. Man. What could have been? That guy just loved weed too much. He had his own jersey tattooed on his back.

For real? That's incredible. He had Gordon with a 12 tattooed on his back. Really? Yeah. Why not? Or why? I guess both those questions would be pretty valid.

Ron Perlman is 76, the actor. Great. One time, and this includes me at any point, Campound or otherwise, was the drunkest person that had ever been on when I was around at the Super Bowl. We kind of kept the mic away from him, but it is gnarly.

Were you there? No. The big motorcycle guy? Yeah. Okay. He was like blacking out, borderline. Was that on the hard line? He's joking shit.

Bob was there. I know that. Because I know we interviewed him once in his trailer. Yeah, there wasn't that. Yeah. He was with somebody else. I could have been there. Actor William Sadler is 76.

That is Haywood from Shawshank Redemption. Max Weinberg is 75, Jake. Big part of my youth, man. Big, big part of my youth. youth. Gary Kasparov, or as I've come to know him, Gary Kasparov is 63. Because you're chess man now? Because this weekend I watched a great, it's an hour and a half program documentary.

We will do a TiVo on it tomorrow, but it is called Queen of Chess. It's fantastic. Heard about that. Yeah. So if you want to watch it as well, or you can just enjoy me. telling you all about it. That will be on tomorrow's show. That's a tease.

Boeem Woodbine is 53. He's awesome. Fargo? Looks like this interview is on YouTube. Who? Bob, Dan, and Mike talk to Ron Perlman and Theo Rossi

from Sons of Anarchy, February 2013 in New Orleans. You'll pull up a little? I'll try. Just grab the middle of it or something? Is it showing that I'm hanging out? No, no, you look great. You should see me from this side.

I'll see what I could find. I'm going to go through this. Maybe that'll be tomorrow too. Then he's got the KKK. What a day. Where was I? Oh, Jake. Bridget Macron is 73.

Some people say, some people being Candace Owens, a man. but she's not. She's just a hot teacher who wanted to marry her hot student and then become the First Lady of France. I actually saw this weekend I'm going to even bring anything the big man.

This is a big weekend for the big man. There's a lot going on, bro. He's going to UFC and putting Joe Rogan in his place and then telling some fighter he's hot and then posting pictures of himself as Christ. I saw that. I didn't see the Joe Rogan stuff.

Man, he was at UFC. and I don't know, I've seen enough mafia movies to know that when a guy in charge is talking to a guy that he thinks needs to shape up, I know what that looks like. Joe Rogan's been talking a lot of, hey, what happened here? Which is amazing to me, but Trump went in for the handshake and Rogan tried to, like, hey, we're done. And Trump's like, no, pulled him in. Give him the extra shake and the extra shake. And then Rogan stood as tall at 5.3 as he could. It was weird, dude.

He's just a big dick in him. Interesting. Absolutely. But the other thing he did was he's anti Alex Jones now and anti Candice Owens. And so to take shots at Candice Owens in a weird way, he actually had to for the first time say something nice about Bridget McRone. Because I saw his tweet, he was like, and by the way, Bridget McRone, the First Lady of France is way prettier than Candice Owens could ever even imagine being. I was like, I thought he hated her. But I guess now it's.

That's great. So stupid. Nelly Mackay is 44, singer. Ty Dala Sign is 44. Kanye. What's the Kanye? They're just boys. He put out at least one whole album, just the two of them,

a couple albums ago. I haven't heard it. But it's out there. Allison Williams is 38 Jake Yeah she's Kim Smith Yeah I mean she's an actress

And she's an actress And she's an actress who Her dad Has punishment for lying about When he was in Iraq He had to watch a scene where she got her butt Eatin out On the show girls

Which is probably not where you think it's going to go When you're taking her to like drama classes In third grade Okay, she was on the show Girls Yeah Because she was in Get Out Yeah She's that girl

What are you saying though How as punishment Her dad's Brian Williams And I'm just saying He's someone I Oh her dad's Brian Williams Yeah Oh

Do I have all this wrong? No No Okay I didn't know Who her dad was Yeah yeah I didn't know that Mm-hmm

Damn I didn't have a chance I wanted to be in Get Out You wanted Adam Driver To Yeah lick your bottom. At the sink.

At the sink. Is she doing dishes and stuff while that's happening? That's efficient. He's surprising her with love. Wouldn't you want to do that to her if she was doing the dishes? Sure. Really doing anything? Dumb's own birthday of the day, Glenn Howardton is 50.

I think I just begrudgingly like him. No, wait. thinking of the other guy. You're thinking of Mac? No, no. I'm thinking a Glenn Texas guy that we're all hyped on. Glenn Howard's great. Glenn Powell.

Born on the stay now dead, Thomas Jefferson. He was a president. Everyone had slaves. Christopher Hitchens, a famous atheist. He was big, big part of my youth, man. He used to go on Bill Maher, go on Fox News. And Paul Sorvino, Pauley from Goodfellas. Didn't say much.

And dead on the stay still dead. Jake, I give you Art Bell. Wow. From coast to coast a.m. And that's what happened on this day in history. You would love that if you ever went back and listened to it. And a lot of it's archived. Art Bell.

Just phenomenal talk radio. I would listen to on coming back from Friday night drag races, driving home at 2.30 in the morning, I would just flip to a.m. and just find something. George Norrie. Yeah. That was fun. Bruce Williams was my guy. Yeah. Looking at the Wikipedia.

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A little juice for you, honey. Are you dying? I'll just jeopardize the whole operation. Go ahead, plug it. Oh, no, no, no, we're good now. I'm at 11%. Yes, closing remarks time now with Kirk.

Well, Kirk Voss, also an attorney. Indeed. Do you ever think about if you got into the personal injury game what your commercials would sound like? Call the Voss. I sort of was in the personal injury game for a while. Really? I was on the plaintiff's side of doing, I worked on a few PI cases, but mostly doing patent litigation. Okay.

But I never really thought about doing any advertising, like the Law Hawk or anything. Could you get our old name of our show back for us? Yeah, probably, because you only own a trademark while you use it, and I don't think the ticket's using it. I mean, do they have intent to resume using it? I highly doubt it. That feels like an official statement he just made, whatever he just said there. Yeah, and if we just started using it. I mean, I have some pretty hot sports opinions about the cumulus litigation and all their bullshit.

I've got time today. Yeah. I mean, first of all, the ticket was a huge part of my life growing up. Like, started listening in the Rocco days, listened all the way up, and they just, when I started hearing the rumblings of them trying to assert NDAs against producers making 50K a year, and then all the shit that. You wish they were making 50K. Yeah, right. Yeah, but they're literally 30. Yeah, there were IndAs.

Even under 30. There were, there were. there were non-competes. Right. And salary M-O-As. They were just memos, you know. They're trying to give ham. Ham made like 24.

Yeah. And they're trying to prevent ham from... They would get but a six-month non-compete if you leave. That's... Yeah. Yeah. And in Texas, the rule is supposed to be that you have to have some special consideration to support a non-compete.

And what confidential information did a dude making 24K a year have? have that would support that. It's great. That's absolute bullshit. Yeah. And those cumulus lawyers knew it, and they still put the hammer down on y'all. Well, don't you think that, well, at least our lawyers were saying what their plan was, they'll never take it to court. They will drop it before it gets to court.

Like, it was their lawsuit. They wanted us to keep going. So it wasn't like we could say, no, you can't drop this. We're taking this to the end. We're going to make you lose so you can pay our fees. They would just be like, well, okay, we're just, we're not, we're not suing you anymore. then everybody knows you don't want to get caught up. You can remember the episode of South Park, Blake.

You don't want to go down that road. Do you agree with that? Do you think that was a plan? Well, because they wouldn't have wanted to risk the non-competes being ruled invalid in our contract because that would have negated the contracts they've given out across the nation. I mean, that's a huge, that is definitely a huge risk for them, right? And they, I mean, I know. They said they'll take it up to December 5th or whatever the day before.

trial and then they'll just drop it. And we might not have been able to work during that time. Yeah. Which, I mean, in your contract, it says. You didn't even have, like, competition was defined and podcasting wasn't included in the definition. But in yours it was.

Yeah. Right. So they shouldn't have even sued you for violation of the non-compete because it didn't even read on the contract, which is narrowly defined, which is interpreted against the employer in Texas. It's just absolute crap. But they would talk about going forward, like the guy from South Park on the creepy road, when they would mention the Fifth Circuit.

They're like, you don't want to end up in the Fifth Circuit of Appeals in Texas. I mean, business-friendly, I guess. Yeah, I mean, Texas is not exactly known for its... Labor support. Yeah. But at the Fifth Circuit, you're going to be applying Texas substantive law for the state court issues, right, which is breaching the non-compete, not for trademark, not for your copyright. Right, right, right.

So, you know, they're bound to do what Texas should have done. I don't think, I just, it hurt my soul so much to see what they did to y'all. And especially, you know, like it made me so angry, right? like I did a CLE, a continuing legal education where y'all were part of the story. You taught it? Yeah. That's cool. Well, part of it, like I kind of wrote the background.

And the cross-examination, I think it was Franks, where he had the email evidence. The Cumulus was using the email evidence to try and show that I think y'all were competing or it was supporting one of their state. Disparaging and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think it was, maybe it was the disparagement claim. And the dates of the, the emails were all before the date y'all started doing your show. Yeah.

Right. And the judge, like, Frank just goes through every email asking what the date is. And then the judge calls Frank out saying, you know, basically, you really want to rub this one in, right? And so, like, I clip that part of the transcript and highlight it and put it on the CLE saying, if the judge is asking you this, you've done something right. Like, you have absolutely crushed their argument. And there's, we were sitting there. It was while they were doing their argument that we noticed that.

Yeah. We're looking, because it was up on the big screen. Yeah. We're passing notes. And we're like, hey, look, we hadn't started doing the, we didn't start doing the show until the 30th. and these are the 22nd this email came in. And he's like, oh. So he came up with that cross-examination right there.

Nice. Which is pretty cool. It's the closest thing we're going to get to the lady on the stand and my cousin Vinny. Yeah, no. She just flips the whole thing. And that's a testament to the skill of the litigator, being able to. Frank's the man. But you know what?

It's also like, I don't want to ramble on about this forever. It wasn't just that they were super skilled. it was that they were like you is that they cared a lot. Like everybody who's dealt with the stuff that we've dealt with, whether it's legal stuff, but people just like actually care. So when you're, their lawyers didn't, right? They were not involved to the same degree that our lawyers were.

They cared, like, the well-being and the outcome. But they're going to get paid either way. Sure. And I'm not saying that, you know, lawyers don't get into it or whatever. But in general, our people, they would meant a lot to them. And from Brunick standpoint, for us and just for. workers, right? So he's in on that. So yeah, I was

very happy with, very proud to be associated with those people. Very much so. Yeah. In a industry where we usually represent the man, it was nice to see the little guy beat the shit out of the man.

It's pretty awesome. A lot of... See, it sounds good when he says. Yeah, it didn't feel like a beating the shit out of though, I mean... Yeah, I mean, it cost you tens of thousand dollars of legal fees. Yeah. Which is not great. But, you know, also...

I'm here trying to support... Put a dent into that. There you are. And also, you know, if we can write a check and get that kind of publicity, again. Yeah, get a write-up in the Washington Post. Pretty good advertising, you know? Yeah, I mean, like, your story was making the... My wife also a lawyer who specializes employment law.

Like, you know, they got emails about, hey, cases to watch, and y'all is one of them. outside of, she's not, yeah. It's like trending on Twitter, man. Yeah, dude. Go to my cases to watch. Look for that check in the mail. I bought a jet ski. Every time I look at the jet ski, I think of that.

I did. No, I don't know. Now this is the part where you can complain about what you don't like, or if you have notes or... No, I... Just to where you... This is the part where you say how great Blake is. That's it everybody else does. Well, Blake is great.

Anybody else to grab a mic? This couple, I assume... Yeah. Could have been brother says. or I don't know. Drove up. They talked about their four kids. Oh, yeah.

That's true. It was in the break. They have four kids. They drove up just for this. And... Drove up from where? Austin. Oh, okay.

And we accidentally sent them to Hearst. We? I just collectively... I copied and pasted the address that Blake sent. Blake warned me that it went to Hearst, but to use Google Maps. And when I opened the address... in my Google Maps, it took me here. Yeah.

Yeah, but that's why I just passed to that. And we're trying to, but I just feel bad they drove up. It's just for this. Yeah. I mean, we had dinner last night. Okay. Okay. I mean.

Anybody else like to weigh in? What are we doing? I'm, I don't post closing remarks. Yeah, you guys all good? We good? You got a remark. Doing awesome. All right, sounds good.

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