The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 4-17-26 | Dan investigates Clavicular with Mike Sirois from Elixir Uptown

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

Today's episode made free by Elixir Uptown!We're live from Eliseo's bar in Downtown Dallas with Friday Mike Sirois! Cowboys draft talk, some baseball Blake, and Dan's old intern, High School Mike, drops by to explain the bear problem in Japan (00:00) - Open: Live from Elixir Uptown (16:21) - Sports: Cowboys don't follow consensus in drafts (27:21) - Baseball Blake: prospect signings (41:10) - Beyond the Clip: Clavicular walks out of 60 Minutes (01:26:40) - News: Man defends girlfriend with his car (01:45:26) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man (02:15:07) - Closing Remarks: Eliseo and High School Mike ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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We are the Dumbzone. I'm Dan McDowell. I'm Jake K. I'm Blake Jones. And it's a Friday. Foodie K is out here. T.C. is here. Which might mean the Qualis drone is not far behind.

I don't know. All I know from drone people is like, when I get in an urban setting and then I stop hearing it. Oh, they'll hear you. Stop hearing the words after that. They'll hit you with drone law quickly. Right, so there may be a drone out here. There may not.

Why don't you come by and see? Do you want to do a fake spot for Elyxer? It's... Chandler Parsons was fingered here. We are here... He was? By Johnny Mansell. Oh.

All right. Has Chandler Parsons been here? Oh, in this building, 100%. Okay. I'm sorry, Blake. I'm not trying to be a pain. I don't know if you guys could hear that. But what do you paint on?

It was a hum. Always a hum. I'll give you a hum. Super, super light. And I don't even know if people can hear it. Oh, dude, this is, yes. Every athlete that you can think of that had a going out era that lived in this city has set in that seat. Has Dirk and Steve Nash been here?

They've probably been here, but you're off by eras a little bit. So the Dirk and Steve Nash Times, first of all, Fort Worth was where I believe those pictures ultimately were proven to have been taken. I just didn't think that was their only time out. But those, like, big ones, and then they used to hang out at, what is it, ships, something. This guy will know all this. But Uptown was a little bit past their time. Where's Soroy sitting? On the end.

Okay. But certainly, like. Yeah, this is called Elixir Uptown. The 2011 title was celebrated here heavily. Heavily, heavily, heavily. This is Prime Bad Radio Interns, Scouting for Food Area. Oh, yeah. Didn't you used to go over here?

Oh, yeah. This is where TC once made a list of all the places that we could go to eat. But he had crossed off. What was it? Panera. Was it Panera bread? Like he said Panera was closed for renovation because I would go to Panera every day. And so he took it upon himself just to he wanted a variety of food in his life.

So he just told me it was closed. It was never closed. I found out months later. I was like, hey, I was driving by Panera and it was open. Your dog was alive. Just living with someone else. And then everybody around me, like in the meeting room laughed. Like everybody knew.

Like Bob knew. Everybody's like, yeah, yeah, go ahead. It's important to know, too, he was like paying for your lunch. You were paying for his lunch. I was paying for T. Yeah. He's still just like, no, I don't want that. Gross.

Look, you sign up for the T. Sure, the whole package. For the T.C. ride. You get the T.C. ride. Same with the Mike Soroy ride. Mike Soroy, Joe. joins us now. Hey, dogs.

As he does, Mike. And every Friday. That's right. Right on time. I had a dead battery in the vehicle. No. He does have a reason. I have a legit reason.

But more exciting in the car front this week, somebody two houses down from me got carjacked in their front yard. Wow. Did they die? Because there's a story right now. No, no. But somebody died in Dallas. No.

And it was unsuccessful carjacking because my other across-the-street-never was doing their yard work with a gun like on their hip. As one will. For real? Yeah. And he ran across the street, brandishing, and the hoodlums got back in their vehicle and took off. So it wasn't a successful carjack, but the shit all went down like right next to my house.

Wait, I'm sorry. Were you watching? No, no, no. One incident. Okay, so there's late. Two people, it was a two. Attempting a carjack. A dual neighbor is like, hey.

And a dual male couple. who just moved into this house. Or we're like just moving in. It was the first week they were there. And he got carjacked in front of his house. Across the street neighbor, Good Samaritan was doing his yard work. Carry yard guy.

Okay. So across the street guy, carrying while doing yard work, generally probably would not be like, I don't really care about a dual male couple in my, right? Well, he snapped into action. But because we're a big family in O'Cliff. So it's levels of people I care about. I care more about them than I do about these carjackers trying to imprint upon their rights.

He snapped into action. His rights are the number one thing. Now, don't know if they should have a right to live together and do that stuff. I think you're overthinking. That's for a different time to debate. While I think that that may be in play, you're forgetting the thing that excites that guy the most is the chance to use that gun. Yeah, that supersedes everything. If he's got a gun on him and he sees some action going, it could be his worst enemy.

If you're carrying it while doing the lawn, it's because you're expecting. You're hoping. Yeah, you're honestly, that's where you need it. You're searching for it. You don't need it in your house. If you're worried that every time you're out in your yard, somebody's effing with your stuff,

that might be where you need it. And he's excited to use it. There could be a trans parade going by the front yard. A guy riding the Borat bike. And he'd be like, I got to go. And he's like, I got a walk a stranger, bitch. It's a good neighbor to know, though. For sure.

Not a good neighbor to go surprise. No. Like, hey, got a little. something. No, he's last. He's a little baking. My carjacking list now. I think, in general,

surprises have had a tough century or like this, the last 25 years, you know? I think we've kind of just moved away. Think about it. You're not showing up to see somebody you don't,

you've never met before. Yeah, that's true. You're surprised. It's not happening. Yeah, what would you guys do if I just rang your doorbell? Oh. Yeah, and it's not like I'm Rambo.

Dude, no friend. I see. your car. You're like, what the, it's not Friday? What's he? Okay, so set the uptown scene a little bit here timeline. He was asking, is this a place that Dirk and Nash would have been in their heyday? And I'm saying no.

Elixir uptown. Well, do you remember this place used to be the one with the bull out front? The mechanical bull. You discussed that? That's kind of all I. Which one was that one? The mechanical bull era of this place. What was that one?

Okay, you don't know. Then we'll stop. It was right there on that patio. It was kind of awesome because you walk by and you're in Dallas. Holy shit, there's actually a mechanical bull right there. Probably had some policies about Air Force Ones, backward ballcats, jerseys, possibly some other dress code-like situations. There's probably been a car that's like. But I was telling him, it's like the Chandler Parsons era.

From that back to like winning the 2011 title. Right. It was just insane here. Have you ever been partying here? Yes, 100%. I don't know what it was called. It's been called a bunch of different things. I think I saw Samuel Dallabair here.

No, not trophy. I don't think his trophy room. Well, Elixir Uptown is a solid late-night spot in Uptown 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. That's when they're usually open. No kidding. And they've opened for us here today. So. For just us.

Yeah, just us. We're here just to promote. What we're here to do is to raise awareness about the existence of Elixir Uptown. And the World Cup. And if you are out and the World. Oh, why? They're going to have World Cup watching parties. That's the deal.

Yeah. It says here a relaxed place to hang out, catch the action, wrap up the night. Right. And we're going to stay here today until 10. The game is always on. Until it pops. Great drinks. New deals every week.

Says here proudly owned by big fans of the Dumb Zone. So they know that. their audience. During the show today, I'm not sure what kind of a crowd we can expect today. They're not usually open. It's a Friday afternoon. 690 special, though. And they have a food truck. What's the deal with the food truck? Who is that? Foodies lab. Foodies lab. Foodies lab. So yeah, there's a food truck out here. You can get some food, siroy. I like food. Elevated cocktail. What is that? It means more than just throwing like, like a killer.

You know, and killer was like, I learned how to make a gin and tonic. Okay, so you have the above. You went to you, he took the next class. They got the gin and tonic plus.

Like the old fashion with like the smoked, dried piece of fruit. Hey, I noticed you had five ice cubes in that drink. What if I made it one huge? Yeah, and it's a perfect cube.

Huh? Elevated. You like that? Curated sound. They have an adjective before everything. Curated sound. And a space built for

late night conversations. I believe it. I'm interested in that, you know, focusing in on that a little bit more. Are we just talking about the hookup? Well, it just means like these type of seating is for that. Does it make your slurring? Does it straighten it out somehow? It buffers it.

Yeah. The walls buffer your slurring. And it's available for private events too. This is a cool, this seems like a cool place to rent out. So, Elisayo is our guy here. Hell yeah. He actually has officiated a wedding here. All right.

God, I would have had that right off the board. If him being registered as an officiant, it's the easiest play there. So you can go to the gram ad elixir. Are you going to put all this on the show notes? Do the Graham. No. First word he said the entire show. That looks like a lot of stuff right there.

He'll do it for Elixir. No. For Elyseo. Yeah, I'll do it for him. No. On today's show, I've got something to present to Mike Soroy. You're familiar with clavicular?

Clavicular? Oh, the, yeah. The streamer. Yeah. Also, late in the show, do you remember we had a guy on from Japan once? He was high school Mike. He was my intern in Dayton. Yeah.

Because he was like a high school kid who listened to our show and whatever. So we're like, yeah, we don't have to pay you. We'll make you the intern. And then he moved to Japan. So he's from Japan and he's in town for some reason. And I told him to stop by near the end like birthdays and stuff. But I got to looking at, I don't know, I was looking something up with high school Mike today. And I saw he from Japan.

And I searched the word Japan, I think. And I came across, Japan right now is facing a severe record-breaking bear crisis. Hell yeah. Did you know about this? I did not. Between last April and December, so a little over half a year, they had 13 deaths with over 200 bear attacks. I mean, what's the first thing you think of when you think of Japan and how it's set up?

For me, it's always just been density. So it seems like the type of, you know, bear gets loose in Montana. We might be all right. But bear on the loose in Tokyo, it's do a lot of damage. And I'd like to see video of this. Aren't they a surveillance society? We have to have like a mixtape by now. Okay, we should YouTube then.

Japanese people just getting ragdled. Driven by bears. Climate-related food shortages in the wild. Damn, that's sad. Increased bear populations. Yeah. And rural depopulation, hungry bears are encroaching into the urban areas. So it's kind of like the deer.

We need to bus them. Or deer of the hogs here, right? We do a trade? Yeah. We need to figure something out. Would you like, rather have a bear or a bobcat or whatever people see by the trail? Oh, I'm saying let's trade homeless for bears. We'll send them 10 homeless for one bear.

Well, I feel like that's a good ratio. And who is this party we're trading with? My point is just, it feels like just, we have. This is just a location. Exactly. It's a location issue. They said that the forest are depopulated, the cities. Like, we just have to do like, we don't take too kind of your time around here and just.

send them back. Did we say what kind of bear? Bears are Japan, though. Mostly Asian black bears, it says here. Not like adorable. They don't do D.E.I. The occasional polar bear just shows up out of nowhere, but they attribute that to the TV program lost.

People just doing copycat stuff. So anyway, here we are. Oh, we dressed up for the show. If you're not on YouTube, this is a Jake production. Most of the dress-ups are going to be a Jake production. Yeah. I'll just let you know that. I'm happy with the black shirt and jeans.

Yeah, you look wonderful. It's the, what, Night at the Roxbury? Is that what we're? Oh, yeah. Yeah. A movie I've never seen. It occurred to us yesterday when we were talking about it that when they turned it into a movie, it's kind of just stepbrothers, but before they got John C. Riley, to be funny instead

of Chris Catan. They're brothers, they're old. Okay. Like they live in the pool house or something. They're slapping each other in the dicks. So you, well, you described it to me as stepbrother, or, yeah, they got someone funny. Yeah, they got someone funny. They had Chris Catan.

Yeah. Yeah. Who if he's not eaten an apple rapidly, are you laughing? What kind of warmth are we talking about in these suits? It's light. It is. It's super light. I may take the top off, but I'm not, I don't deal with being uncomfortable.

So I would have shed it already. They look hot. The difficult part for me was finding a gold chain. Jake's like, hey, if you have any gold chains around the house, I'm like, I don't. I don't think I do. Did you go fishing around the wife's jewelry box? He definitely does. I got plenty.

Put me on the slack account. I did fish. The wife does not either. Really? The only necklaces the wife wears are Pearl. Pearl. Damn McDowell's here. Yeah. And his little friend.

What? Blake feeding me the lines. He knows the play. He saw it developing. He's going to do it. He said it up. He did it. But no, this was from an

old costume when we were doing some gemstones fun. Not authentic. This is spurious gold you're wearing down? Probably. I don't know. Unless I got a great find at Goodwill. But what do we got today for other stuff like a sports sish? Oh.

I know what I want to start with. The thing you texted us, Blake. That you tweeted out. Yeah. Yeah. We're never going to make any friends. It was, I'm sure there are other reporters doing this, but it was it Joseph Hoyt? Yeah.

From the Dallas Morning News, who was posting a little caption, a tweet with a photograph of a man standing outside the star with your will work. He's a wide receiver. You know, the draft is coming, that bit. Okay. The guy with his stats. Yeah, I'm sure. Division 2 stats or something. And Joseph just tweeted it out to...

I don't know why, actually. Why Joseph tweeted it out? I guess because it's a story. I think if I walked by this guy, I'd probably tweet it out too. I don't know. He's a cowboy reporter. This is something that's happening. Do you think it's...

He took the picture of the guy, or is he retweeting the article? I think he took the picture. Okay, well, then that's... I think that's fine. I want to look on Twitter here, because you sent this to me, and I was already gone, but I swear there was already, like, this is happening around the league.

This is not the first one I've seen. It's happened in years past, for sure. I mean, many times. Okay, this year, I saw it somewhere. I don't know if it was the Titans, it was the... It's a horrible bit, and those people should be arrested. This is how Pukukua got signed, isn't it?

No, it's not. It's the dumbest thing you've ever said. Hero pick me and coconuts on the beach. There's somebody who was there for the Pro Bowl. and screw over. And they're like, all right, kid. It's so dumb. There's already a way.

We have the internet. We have college football. We have spring football. There's already a way. So you like barriers to entry. Yeah, I do. Because it's the product I care the most about is how are they playing the football. And they've got it figured out.

That's why this stuff doesn't work. It's a finely tuned marketplace. It's foolish to just be like, yeah, no, if I just, there are. There are, go ahead. Well, there are people that slip through the cracks, and we have people from, I mean, what, Brandon Aubrey, for instance, people that have to go to the,

whatever the current minor league thing is, and then they do get a chance. They're like, oh, my God, this dude's certainly worthy of a special teams thing. I think that there are, and you hear about guys like, a good one would be like Adam Thielen, and maybe even like Cole Beasley,

because those are guys who are white. No, but there are guys who got signed through their area days, which means NFL teams, this is happening right now, right? I would assume, in the last few weeks, you get 30 extra visits for people in your geographical area. And Adam Thielen was from some BFE college in Minnesota and worked through a pro day up there, which is way smaller than the pro day and DFW.

And he ended up on a team. But you see what he did there is he went to a tryout. And he ran around at a tryout, and they said this guy can run around. Rather than holding a sign saying, you know, I mean, there are opportunities here. other ways to do it. So Adam Thielen was undrafted? Oh, hell yeah, dude. He was not a... I thought he would have been a late round pick. Did he play in Germany for a year? You could tell me anything and it wouldn't surprise me. You could name any college, series of words, and tell me that's where he went to school and I would say, okay.

Any chance there's not a direction. What is it? Mancato. He went to a norm school. It's the best way to say it. But yeah, that's happening right now. I do have a little bit of sports if you're interested. in some draft stuff. So I didn't really think we'd be doing it because I thought there'd be chicks just ripping their tops off in here at this point. I'm like, wireless again.

So the draft thing that I'm interested in right now is we kind of talked about over the last few days. It seems like when you try to provide a little summary of this year's draft, it's that all the best players are at positions people don't usually want to draft at the top of the draft. There's no elite left tackles, pass rushers, you know, wide receivers.

There's not at least an abundance of them. quarterbacks, there's just not. So all the premier positions were kind of short on, and we have four or five to maybe seven guys who are real studs who play different positions like guard, like safety, like inside linebacker, like the best player in college football, Jeremiah Love, was a running back that somebody is going to take

and everybody's going to scrutinize for, you know, he'll go in the top ten. I don't want to be that team, but somebody will. So, but the reason that they'll be scrutinized is because he's a running back. So we're reorganizing our boards here and really having the positional value conversation this year. And it got me to thinking, and I heard someone kind of reference this, and it got me thinking a little bit about it. It was one of the PFF guys, RIP. The hit rate on players in the first round is something like 15 to 20 percent.

It's low, depending on how you define hit. Yeah. If as a GM, you were able to- You're saying players all over, any player. Any player. And it goes up and down by rate your, there's some things that hit higher, right? Offensive linemen, guards, I think centers hit higher than quarterback, certainly.

But the point is, if you were able to go into a draft every year and not care at all about positional value and just draft based on get the best football player that I think I can sign to a second contract that will make my team better, the hit rate would inevitably be higher. because you would stop reaching for these guys who you're like, I think that guy can be a fucking great pass rusher. I think this guy can be a dominant wide receiver.

Like, I think this guy, because you're just searching for something, usually hoping it's there. And so you think of all the premier position busts. It's just... So you're drafting on ceiling. Sealing and you need... You know what?

This guy has a mid-ceiling. It's sealing, but also the idea that I can't be good if I don't have one of these that are good. So I'm willing to take more chances on that position than I am on another position that I can get by with just a guy.

Do I think Brady Quinn really is all that? But, I mean, he's there, and if he is. Right. And conventional wisdom is so strong. But aren't you essentially arguing for best player available? Isn't that kind of what? Which is what they all say they do. With the caveat that I wouldn't go like duplicating positions.

You know? Yeah. If you have what you need, then a player is not ranked as high for you, right? That's obvious. But sort of, yes. People don't seem to ever mention that when they're like, best player available. I'm like, what have I got one at home? Yeah.

But yeah, basically, and that you get pressured because everybody thinks, it's like the media actually has an impact in some way here. Because these GMs are like, fuck, I've got to get a quarterback. I've got to get a left tackle to protect him. I'm going to draft this guy I only half believe in. Well, dude, I've always, that conversation. in a weird spot about mock drafts right and then we all see enough mock drafts they all look similar enough i would love it if a team actually had their own complete locked-in idea for their mock draft because if they pick someone who's supposed to go at 17 at 8 we because we've read so many effing mock drafts

we're like no it's like we don't know we're just like relying on this aggregate of all these mock drafts to like form where we think these dude should go and i wouldn't mind if a team is like no dude Well, they do, like the Raiders occasionally do. Yeah, a couple teams seem to. And then they get just killed if they do it. Has that worked out? Well, I don't think you should follow group things. I don't know.

Necessarily. But I don't think too many people do it. But the problem is... I mean, it's insane to have some dude collectively ranked 25th, and then you have him as like, I think he's the ninth best player. Yeah, but then couldn't you take him slightly above where everyone else was and get better value down there? Then that's the game, right? You're waiting, right?

And the risk management. But if you don't get him. That's why I love it. Now you're, oh, we knew he was one of the night. Now you're TC buying crypto at $138,000. But no. But if you do that also, Dan just brings it up the last. The next day where Drew.

Dan hasn't brought it up in years, by the way. Go ahead. TC's crypto laws? Maybe he's just off the year. I'm just saying you talk about it a lot and then you're like, I only do it because Dan doesn't. Is that your wallet? I think there's a wallet sitting on the ground. It might be.

Oh, is TC's wallet? I'm not concerned. She just left his wallet over there. It's trust. This is a safe place. It's an IJB problem. This isn't my neighborhood. It really is.

Sorry, I interrupted everything. No, no. I think the only problem with what you're saying is now there's so much cross-insimination between media people and people who work for real teams. Amelia Earhart recording revived. Do you know what it says? What would you like to drink, sir? This is something happening on the television.

I'm sorry, this is why we don't have TVs on. The problem is, is that the aggregate boards now, because a lot of the people working for PFF or whatever, there are people who work for teams and back and forth, and the aggregate board ends up being right. You know who the aggregate board? In aggregate, the aggregate board, do you want to know who the Cowboys have reached?

Luke Schoonmaker was considered a massive reach. Taco was considered a massive reach. It literally lines up. No, yeah. With their positions of need. Yeah, and also with those are the times where the board said, this is probably the 20th best player and they drafted them or, you know, said 20 spots higher than where the board said.

Yeah, but Tyler Smith and Tyler Booker, I think, were in that camp too. And they turned out to be pretty good. One of them, yeah, I think Booker was pretty high. But yes, they've also had no qualms about drafting interior offensive linemen super high. So they value that in a way that wherever they take that guy, he's going to be higher than other teens haven't. Everybody's got their own philosophy. It's just, I, I'm, in a weird way, you would think the Cowboys would be free of this

because they've had the same GM for a century. Like, this is a problem that you usually run into because you're worried about getting fired. Yeah. Like, this is what you're doing. You're like, what are you going to say if I, you can't deviate from the main list. He's ultimately free and they don't, I mean, they don't really run the play like that. Just the fact that. Keep it safe.

don't have a philosophy that they do this the same way every time yeah there's that and they also i just think don't they're not a team that loves to buck any trends they're not they're not really interested in that whatever you're doing they're going to do it two years later yeah right yeah and it's like well no it's a gam it's actually a gamble to hire schottenheimer because nobody oh really it is okay blake did you have any baseball you wanted to do um nice First, yesterday's game was a little nutty after our show. Apparently MLB players cannot catch a pop-up if it's windy.

I was wondering if it was just the Rangers this year or if I'm tripping. Because I was about ready to leave Jake Berger in Washington after Philly when he dropped one in foul territory. Zeke lost one in the sun yesterday. Wyatt couldn't get to a ball. How old does he sound? I'm about ready to leave his hand over a fly ball.

If the wind is blowing a certain way, you just might want to scoot. the ball is probably going to come down anyway. Nuddy game, but the Rangers did pull it out. First place, Texas Rangers, right? Yeah. I mean, they're right there with the A's.

But yeah, we were in the car on the way home when they had their beginning yesterday. It was fun. They seemed to score a lot of little league runs. And they're starting to do it late in games. But Corey Seeger hit a home run two nights ago. Absolutely demolished.

And I wanted to play this, because we got a really good bit of foreshadowing. I don't know if you guys caught this or not, but Dave Raymond, Mike Bastic on the call. Their producer decides to put up a graphic as Corey Seeger's walking up to bat. That said, the Rangers are second in the American League in Road Home Runs hit.

Okay? Rangers, though, 17 home runs on the road this year. Only the Angels have more. I'm guessing that our producer, Patrick Medroski, He wanted to make that observation now in advance of a big home run. Good call, Patrick. It's called foreshadowing, and the great producers do that, the 1-0. There's a swing and a high fly ball.

Deep out to right, it is gone. I don't know, pretty cool. Literally, as they're talking about, I think he's doing this on purpose. I'm buddies with Patrick Modrovsky, Primo. I worked with him at FSN when he was like, way down the totem pole. It's cool number one that he worked his way all the way up to the truck. And he will probably, he's a listener.

Like, he will hear this. That's talking about it. Well, good bit. That's awesome. He mentioned once before. Yeah, he's a good dude. Anytime a producer has a win. Yeah, there you go.

I've got my out for it. There's a lot of, there's a lot of producers winning in that clip then. Because, listen, he's here because the other man involved in that clip was able to get up off the mat and ascend. That's right. Yep. So a couple of clubhouse things. We've noted that the team chemistry

the past couple years has sucked, and it's why me personally I haven't enjoyed watching them. But it seems to be a little bit different because the morning of that game, Rangers catcher Danny Jensen. Dude, Siroy, chill. Sorry.

Not really a prank, but Corey Seeger has these like little electrode things that he'll plug himself. Yeah, it's like the Stems thing, right? What do they call it? Stim. I don't know. Tim's, Sim.

It's like a steel that shocks you, right? Yeah. He put Corey Seeger's little things on his bat and put him in his locker. And then he hits the home run. Okay. That's extremely baseball. I love it. Do they think maybe that worked a little bit?

Well, yes, they'll be, like he said, it's baseball because they'll do it again the next day because it worked today. Yeah. So I mentioned Wyatt Langford kind of missed a ball on left field. Apparently he came back in the dugout and just demolished the water coolers. Which I kind of love. Josh Young attributed their late-ending rally yesterday because Wyatt broke all the water coolers. Dan.

What? Do I feel that's actually accurate? Or is it a one-time anecdote? Had they had nine straight outs afterward? No, you're right. The momentum of him missing that fly ball and allowing three runs to score actually was good for the team

and they should do it more. Or if they went 0 for nine because they're all parched. Right. Well, no, they were trying to get hits and win this game quick so they can get in and get a drink. Yeah, true. So all of this is lame, I get it.

But this is the stuff we didn't have the past few years. No, it's fun. I think this is fun. I mean, we probably overrated, but I feel like both, because this is happening with the Mavericks right now. But to me, as a fan, it feels like the Rangers went from the polar opposite of just being the grown-up bad news.

news bears to just being a front for private equity in like seven years yeah it was really weird everything just changed super fast and then yes the ballpark itself is the kind of the switch it's indicative of yeah i mean it's the label of the whole thing yeah they're now they're corporate they're it's weird they're they're fake grass yeah and then you know obviously the maves were the mavericks right they had cuban they had shark tank they had pants dj and now they don't We had Mavrello. Why do you think they... I'll take 10,000 Mavrellos upon it.

Rained down on me. I read like the New York Times article, which came out on Jackie Robinson Day. I'm sure there was no... I'm sure it was meant to be that they put the New York Times article about why do the Rangers have a statue out there on the same day?

Yeah, people were upset. And none of the Rangers involved in getting the statue there would comment or would even respond to an inquiry for a comment. When you say that, you mean the people on like the Texas Rangers Association? No, I mean the Texas Rangers Ball Club, the owner of the team, people who made the decision to, because they say in the article it was actually free that they did not have to pay money for it. So there's one thing.

I love to see Ray Davis and the other guys not have to pay money on things. That's awesome. Yeah, I mean, wouldn't you have been more weirded out if they were like, this thing rules so hard, I'll pay a billion dollars for it? Yes, yes, but still it doesn't change the fact that they put it up in public display. I agree.

It's... And aren't... It's a weird move. They should stand behind it and say, why did we do this? Because I guess somebody that did come, they did get to comment, said, well, that's, you know,

it's questionable whether that statue actually depicts this particular guy who is very famous for being photographed in front of this school that he wouldn't allow black kids in. And then on that school, there is a dummy. It's a, what do they call it, an effigy? They hung a dummy.

Right. It's kind of like a little warning. like, hey, if indeed you walked into the school, you might end up hanging there. Yeah. And he is proudly, like, standing in front of that, and it's an iconic photo. So the person that they did get to comment said, actually, there's a lot of debate over whether or not that statue is made about him. The article would go on to say, except that his daughter said it was about him. He said it was about him.

The person who made the statue says... You've been showing up at convention, signing autographs next to you. Everything... Selling a chia pet. Everything publicly that has been stated before is that is the guy who we made this statue. It's his image. Well, that's very funny, but I also don't think it matters at all. This is how I feel...

No, but I just wonder why do the Rangers... Well, no, I was just going to say... Invite this. We can get to that. Just going to say, like, it's kind of like the lady yesterday with, I don't know if you followed up anymore on the AI consulting reporter. Twitter was awesome yesterday. Sports reporters have to rally in mass to the female.

We're supporting her now? Well, she had a stroke. We talked about that. She had a stroke a couple months ago, and she had just come back to work, which I think they let pilots do. If you're still kind of going through it, and you need to type in how to fly plane easy on chat GPT in the cockpit, they have to let you do that.

So here's a thing. Well, this is the Olivia Nuzzi versus... The what? Olivia Nuzzi or whoever versus what's her name? Yeah. You're talking now, this is sports versus would you allow a pilot? That's true. But if you wanted to make it...

Because I actually don't care. I just got upset when they used the stroke as an excuse. Yeah. I think using any type of tool you want for your prep, If you have to do 20 hours, great, zero. I don't care if you can do your job. Personally, I'd be doing it before I was like on a baseball field with a game about to end. Well, she didn't know they were about to lose.

Well, there's two outcomes, and I was prepared for both of them. It seems like there's more because in the type it said a close loss. Oh, that is true. And that's fine. We're laughing about it. I don't care. It's embarrassing, I imagine, but I don't care. What I care about is the afterward.

What do you think? What would you ask them? Yeah, but whatever, dude. I mean, where are we going to make the decision on what you're allowed to consult? Yeah. And I don't care. I would have let it go. But then everyone was like, no, you can't make fun of her.

She had a stroke. And I'm like, hmm, I don't like that at all. Because I feel like if that's an excuse, you shouldn't have been back at work. So, um. Fair argument, too, yeah. Anyways, what was the other thing? What was I compared it to? Olivia Nuzzi.

Pilots. Pilots? No, before that. I'm having a Sean Red. Oh, the Texas Rangers? Yeah. Statue is what we were talking about. This is not good, guys.

I have one more thing. 690 Drake specials here at Elixir. Oh, boy. Go ahead. I'll figure it out. Okay. A bunch of prospects have been signing in the MLB. I've seen quick hits about it.

Like the Union not happy? Tigers. Yeah, but I think the first team that signed theirs was the Brewers. they signed their shortstop Cooper Pratt and then... That's a creative player. Yeah. Hold on.

Then the Mariners signed Colt Emerson. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. These are big of game names. Then Connor Griffin signed and then Kevin McGonigal. I thought there was one more that I'm missing.

But all these prospects are signing these big deals. Eight for 150. Connor was nine for 140. Eight for nine. They're long deals. Avoiding arbitration fully. That's kind of what. most I think smart people are saying.

And maybe even a year or two of free agency. That's a real big deal. Because these organizations, the tigers, the pirates, the brewers, these are not free agent destinations. So they're trying to keep these guys in their prime for as long as they can. But I did see an interesting tweet that I hadn't thought about from Buster Olney that said there is an expectation among many industry sources that the aggressiveness of some teams assigned players will continue with the anticipation that if there is a salary

cap in the future, any deal signed before this upcoming CBA agreement will be grandfathered in. That was really interesting. That's tricky. So you know you're going to be paying your guys a lot of money. Dude, that means it's coming. Lock it in now.

That has to mean it's coming. They think it's coming. I mean, the owners. They've been talking to them. They're the ones who are going to shut this down. The players would be like, yeah, all right, we'll sign up for exactly what we got going now. Yeah. We'll just keep that going. Sure. And that's almost way every negotiation is with the MLB and the Players Association over the years. And they'll use the change in technology.

Maybe it's justified. Maybe it's not. But they'll use the change in regional sports networks and all of that to usher in. Like, this has to happen. Absolutely. We just don't have any other choice. The dynamics have changed. Something sort of similar happened in the NBA when the cap went up $35 million in one year.

That's how the Warriors got Kevin Durant. because you know you could all of a sudden boom yeah and that's wasn't there a there wasn't uh players negotiation about that yeah should we smooth it was the term yeah smooth this out we'll bring it up five million this year 10 minutes yeah no no let's do it all now dude and like west matthews got crazy money from the mavix during that time did he get the max i something whatever it was close to it yeah that's funny and then rest of it piece to Garrett Anderson. The Angels put out that Garrett Anderson died this morning.

Wow. What happened? Do we know yet? No cause of death yet. I clicked on the TMZ one because none of the other ones would show. I was curious. You see when angels die. It's often in South Lake in a hotel room, right? Most of the time. I don't know about often, but it is. I think the most recent time, yeah. The most recent time.

And then I think that one guy that Coop and Newberger are arguing about was an angel. Maybe not. No. I'm in Bostock? Well, he wasn't an angel? Of course, he's an angel now. Nick Adenhart? He was an angel.

That was a great bad radio fight. See if you can find that in there. Cool the engines. What's that about? It's about whether or not the angels were rallying for each other after the death of Nick Adenhart. Bob not having it. You're like, no, no, hold on. I think what they were, he was not?

Like, I think he was just that you were like, well, what if they hadn't won? Are they going to blame him for it? Well, that sounds like something I would say. Yeah. No, it's a classic, for sure. All right. Any more sports? You guys want to jump into a, I have a report, a Beyond the Clip.

Let's do that. Let's do Beyond the Clip. You can't remember what you're talking about, do you? I just stopped thinking about it because I wanted to participate with you guys and figured fuck it. Is this our Beyond the Clip Sounder? I like it. So here's the article, or the headline the other day, was about clavicular. Are we familiar with clavicular?

this show certainly is as our leader that's my central question at the start of this is just I don't know what is and isn't real life or just internet like if I run into a run of the mill 15 year old today does he know who this guy is

I think run of the mill 15 year old sure run of the middle 30 year old but I don't even know I have no idea what kids are into I can't assume I know I didn't know until I saw the story pop up okay well there's been a lot of story lately. But the recent story was clavicular

walks out of 60 minutes interview. Walks out. Offended. Walks out. You're like, oh man, now I'm interested. You know? So let's go to that part. Well, let me tell you who clavicular is, first of all, because there was a recent New York Times article about clavicular. There was more than that.

I burned a full weekend just on the clavicular. He has an agent, clearly. Because it was like Vanity Fair, GQ, New York Times, Washington Post, just all of it at once. Very, very obvious setup. So he's hot. Good looking guy. Chiseled body, chiseled face. Six foot two, 180 pounds, 31 inch waist.

Six-pack, eight-pack, whatever you want to say. He is very little body fat. He also points out that, his mid-face ratio is like so he's he's talking about dividing the distance between the pupil to the mouth dividing that by the distance between the pupils uh chin to nose ratio is all like these are very important so this is his bit this is this is what he does he streams online for eight to ten hours a day and he consults with people about how to ascend which part of that is improving your looks looks maxing and so in his case he has had surgeries

the most headline grabbing thing was that he'll use a chisel on his jaw and he will actually like bone and he's dund it to other people on the stream oh like the yeah and so he does that he's on maybe dan will begin at this part but he's on 30 his stack is like a it's illegal right pharmaceuticals yeah the pharmaceutical stack is out of control um and that is for his face too so like there's a lot of going on here.

Okay. But he's actually highly scientific about it. Right. Like he can sit down and explain it all. Which you'll hear some of. So the clavicular story goes also he is really into, you know, appearing on other people's shows who have huge followings. And he did that apparently on some very right-wing things.

Andrew Tate, Nick Fuentes. Yeah. They call Nick Fuentes the white nationalist commentator. They were on a video where they were singing along to Yee or Yee. How, how, the Hitler, he's got a Hitler song. I've seen the video. Okay, and they were singing it? Oh, yeah.

It's a very, it's a setup for publicity thing. They all got together in a club in New York, played the song to make it go viral. Okay, so the New York Times. bunch of rapists hanging out. The New York Times did tell us that specifically, but here's what they tell us the generic general thing. They say there was his chronic use of a racial slur. He has been called out for it on the street during IRL streams.

During what such encounter this year, Clavicular said it's not a racist thing. It's just a fun word to say. Is he saying the N-word often? I don't know. Oh, yeah. Is that it? Okay.

Yeah. He is, you know, Tana Hossi Coats saying, I'd prefer if white people didn't say the N word, just because it's kind of like a mirror of what it's like to be blah, blah, blah. Clav's like, it's in the song. It's a fun word to say, I don't care if there's a history to it. I've, you know, and I've told you before, I grew up in a different time, right? Like, we all, there were, my brother was in a locker room where it was fully acceptable for him to use that. word in front of a 90% black roster.

And I wouldn't, I couldn't tell him shit about it, you know? Yeah. What was I going to? He's like, they don't care. I've seen, I saw him on stage, Clave on stage with a rapper two nights ago. Inword every other word. How old is this dude? Like 20, right?

Yeah, 20 years old. He, um, so who used different terminology to as the kids will these days. but it's like he petted an animal in front of the New York Times reporter, then kind of recoiled, and then excused himself to hand sanitizer Max. That's very funny to me. He said he actually had to take a restaurant job right out of school, and that lowered him to the status of a wage cuck.

Yep, I love wage cuck. and he just talked about how he was once talking on a stream about being at the mall and goes second floor maxing. But, okay, obviously some of this is like Soroy shortening words. There's a lot of just... Yeah, bit percentage. Just bit. Yes, then the chat yelled at him and sick.

He's making a million dollars a month. Just say go upstairs. He's making $100,000 a month from... You know, Blake. Kick. Kick. Kick? Kick.

He's a kick guy? When we first left the ticket, Blake came in all hopped up. Really? God, his kick is going to be crazy. Kick is right, man. Can you imagine where we'd be had we decided to go to kick? I could tell you we wouldn't be dealing with censorship filters. We tried to promote the interview with Big Dick Hunter, and it got flagged for content.

Shock value. For shock value. We were just going to put a little promo money. I'm like, no. Shock value of what? It's happened before, too. There's something else. What was shocking in this?

there. His name? Talking about a dead guy, I guess. We don't know. I guess they don't tell you. Did you try writing Richard Hunter instead of Big Dick Hunter? That's probably what got you. It's the audio.

Are you sure? Did you try the other way? I don't upload the... Did you or no? Okay. All right. I just want to know what was shocking. I want to hear what we tried to promote.

I mean, it was a thorough description of how to get a hook. how much they cost, like how to talk to them, the hourly rate. Legally, though. It's true. And I've heard way worse on it. Okay, so this now, let's go to the headline and let's go beyond the clip type thing. So the headline is walks out of, you know, pretty much storms out of 60 minutes interview. Now you have to know a couple things because I went immediately.

I went to YouTube TV and said, all right, let's see. I record 60 minutes. Let me go check it out. I'm Big Barry fan. scrolled through, there's no clavicular around there. Turns out this is 60 Minutes Australia. The clock goes backwards. The other one.

And it's an hour-long interview that was posted online. It's an hour-long interview. But he walked out. It said halfway through the interview. So let's go beyond the clip just to see if that's all accurate. Here is the walking out. I was simply only asking because obviously you've been filmed with these people. So I could teach you about looks max and then maybe you could switch that up.

But thanks for the time. Appreciate the interview. All right. Okay, so there's the walking out. Yeah. There's he's pissed. He's walking out. Well, let's back it up a little bit.

And we'll just back it up another, what, a minute or so. Just see what led to that. You've obviously shared company with Andrew Tate and other, there I say, rather controversial figures. Why do you spend time with people like that? Are you trying to, I see you want to make this political? Not at all, not at all. I'm just curious. No, that's what you want to do. No, no.

You know you have two questions. Not at all, not at all. I'm not. You want to end it and talk about? I'm just curious. No, not at all. I don't care about your politics. I know you're not political. You've said that repeatedly. When you get seen with those people, obviously people make assumptions. I'm wondering what the thought process and motivation for you is behind. I guess you watch the peers interview. I did, yeah. Too bad I didn't have time to look into, you know, anything about potentially, you know, who's who your wife cheated with. But don't try to go down that line of questioning.

with me, all right? I mean, I'm not doing any political. I'm not married, but I was simply only asking because obviously you're going to film with these people. So I could teach you about looks max and then maybe you could switch that up.

But thanks for the time. Appreciate the interview. All right, so, and I've listened because he mentioned a Pierce Morgan interview so I'm like, oh, so I went and found that too. Legend. Another hour interview. Yeah. In both of these, he doesn't have a lot of personality, he's not real quick on his feet he's very good with what his talking points are but as far as like a

quick hey i wanted to give him a zinger about his wife and cheating like he didn't really have anything there no but he no and i think he's kind of said as much you know i think he he said and if you watch him long enough it becomes pretty clear uh that he's he's autistic and that's why he takes drugs, he says, to be out in public, to talk to people. He can't do it without it. He's like a robot, you know? Yeah, he's very robotic. He's Patrick Baitman. So I just want to go beyond the headline and beyond the clip, though, because I'm to understand that he storms out after a halfway through an interview. He was just being asked some questions, and then it got a little touchy. First of all, the Pierce Morgan interview, he started getting

into that Fuentes or Tate stuff, very early, stuck with it for like it. 20 minutes to a half hour. Just wouldn't stop. This guy brought it up in minute 58 of an hour-long interview, so I don't think there's that much of a correlation. But I want to take you even one minute prior. So you had the walking out.

I went one minute ago. Let me walk you one minute back from that and hear what you hear. A lot of the things you talk about and say. I know it's hard to get past it. It's so, so, And if you can see the guy, I nay.

Okay, not just the voice. The condescending, I was telling you this off the air. The condescending nature of both these interviewers. Yes. It's like I'm having this moron on to show my audience the superiority that I hold over him. And in fact, you're with me, you're my audience.

Yeah. We all hold over this ridiculous. But he's not playing along with that because he thinks you suck and so does all of the people who provide him a way better public life than Pierce Morgan or this guy are having right now. Yeah.

So he's just like, okay, let's go. I just find it an interesting... But yeah, they said... Maybe this is the way they do it. I would rather have him on and just like, well, what do you... Let's hear. It's interesting.

You know, there's a reason people hate the media. Because we got all sanctimonious. I mean, the guy, they sent the hot Australian guy. Of course, you know, and he's rolling his eyes the whole time. They're all hot, Jake. All right. Everyone who talks like that. That's a pretty good point.

I went a couple minutes before, okay? Remember, he walks out halfway through the interview, that's the headline. A lot of the things you talk about and say very similar to other things we hear in the whole manosphere and things that people see is rather problematic. But on that note, two more questions. Of course. Oh. It was born out of the in-cell community. So the point is, he gave a two-question warning.

He fielded two more questions. Then he said thanks. Yeah, Lee Corso gave you no warning. This is not a walked out in middle of interview. But again, maybe I'm screaming at a cloud about the internet, which tried to get me to click on something. It worked. All right.

So much so that I said, I don't know, I want to go hear the whole thing just to debunk your headline. They will not be smirch Clav's good name. That's right. But let's learn about Clav. So I've just kind of told you some stuff from the New York Times article. We'll hear it from him. We'll hear about Clavicular's mission. He has a mission in life.

I think that young men are arguably living in the worst dating market. that has ever existed with how bad hypergamy is, with, you know, a lot of the tendencies of modern women. So I would say it's kind of my mission to not only race awareness to this, but sort of bring about a solution instead of just the typical red pill complaining and that sort of thing that you see. Hypergamy. What is that? If I had to guess, it would be that a small number of men are having sex with all the women. Okay.

because they're hot. Well, he has dating stats, he claims. Let's see. It's all pretty statistically backed, right? So we take a look at all the stats. You want to pause it real quick? This is important. Practice of marrying or partnering with someone of higher social status, basically.

The fact that women are always looking to get a little more or higher, it's leaving a lot of dudes behind is what he's saying. Okay. You know, all the stats that are released by like the online dating apps and how the bottom 80% of women are going for the top 20% of, of the profiles on there. So even that's enough to kind of justify that hypergamy is a real thing. And that there is something going on that's horribly wrong with society.

If we are to say, is this, like, arguably the worst dating time for young men? Only that, like, when we were dating young men as young men and dating young men. I had a face. the I mean there wasn't this wide world to to choose from

right you had kind of what was just right around you yeah so today huh so today

that's how you'd end up with like this banging hot nine from some bum-fuck town in the middle of Texas would marry some dude who was like a right

alcoholic beatener like how many times you've seen that story doesn't happen the other way too often which I'm well that's what I'm saying. Is it a better scene now, actually?

No, I mean, you have more chance. Certainly depends on your perspective. It's probably better for women. But that's what he's talking about. It's way better for women. But it's not going well for men. Okay, so this is more of the, uh, men. Uh, it's once again, men, no, I mean. Taking in the shorts, men. Well, it depends. I mean, losing everything. Obviously, five eight, yeah. Oh, uh, pull the curtain back.

99% of the time we say that, like we're, I'm, I'm joking. Right, that's what I mean. In this case, this is like, obviously, in my opinion, right, that the natural extension of our economic model is a lot of dudes in particular really getting left behind, right? Like, what jobs are robots going to do? They're going to do jobs men do a lot of the time, right? So I don't know. The entire thing is set up to create inequality.

It's hitting everybody hard, and it hits men especially hard, in my opinion. Now, I also don't know that hitting your face with a hammer is the play to fix that. but well we'll get to that I do think there's a gender problem like dudes having problems so what he does is looks maxed we should make gambling legal that'll solve it

looks maxing is what he does so let's define that looks maxing is just another form of self-improvement that is a little bit more holistic I guess you could say than the traditional self-improvement

that was usually just, you know, physical fitness and, you know, athletic activities, whatever, sort of was in the mainstream in, you know, the early 2000s, 2010s. You typically just see on forums a lot about bodybuilding, but now it's evolved a little bit further from that, and people are taking mind the face, you know, so that's one of the most important distinctions. Okay. There's his definition of looks maxing, which seems to be just what we're all kind of doing in a way.

Right? You're trying to. I just got an eye cream that I put on that will try to help my eye bags. Oh, I've all. Oh, for real? Yeah. I've been trying to follow a little routine. But, I mean, if you have hair, if you're blessed with hair, you'll comb it, maybe.

Sure. No, I mean, I can't tell. I mean, no, I would not say that most people are looks maxing. I would say if you're saying that most people are concerned with their appearance, he's saying, make your entire focus, what does your face look like? I don't think you've done anything remotely close to that in your life. Well, that's because I started thinking about it too late. When did he start doing TRT?

Like he does the testosterone replacement thing, but he seems kind of young for that. He's only 20. He's dangerously young. You know, guys, our age, that's what gameday. Dot dumzon.com is all about. It's once you get a little bit older, You need to replace that testosterone that you have lost.

TR is the replacement. Anyway, here's clav. One of the main reasons I started was a lot of people on forums. I should say when he started it. I don't know that he says it here. The age of 14. Oh, dang. When he turned 14.

A lot of people on forums and we're sort of talking about this. And just from the objective point of view that there's no reason for me to go to the gym and work out in any way other than the most efficient one. And that was with animal X steroids. Sort of like a cheat code. That's how I thought about it. Okay. Yeah. No, he's combining all of the things.

The point of being on T or peptides is that it's supposed to make you feel younger. But if you're already younger and you add the younger juice. So this is U.T is now doing the spread offense. 100%. Except it can kill you, you know, but that's exactly what it is. Okay, so here we talked about breaking his cheekbones. You're just creating micro fractures in specific areas of your face. And the idea behind it comes from Wolf's Law, right?

So when you break down a bone, it grows back stronger. So you're intentionally creating these traumas, typically on your cheekbones, your chin, wherever, in order to grow your bones. sounds sound you know that's so yeah he says he uses his fists a lot but yeah you could use a little hammer kind of just to like Andy Dufrain hammer just kind of I mean like with all these things I don't know there's a line somewhere and everyone has to make up what it is for them but you know breast implants are normal getting your legs lengthen does not so somewhere in between there right now it's not right that's what I'm saying yeah at some point breast implants was not.

Right. Someday they may look back at Klaab as the guy who started all this. I think it's possible that that's the case in a lot of different respects. But, I mean, everyone's like, that's crazy. That's crazy. But I mean, people do crazy shit to their bodies, dude. Do you think there's boosting shoes are just everywhere and we don't know about them? Because you talk about leg lengthening, that's insane.

But if you could just wear a shoe that literally adds three inches. How is it not a dead giveaway if you see a dude? Well, if you're in pants, you know, I think, or at a club. like a darker place. I think it's... I don't know. I'd have to allow myself to be friends

with a short guy to ask you. That'll never happen. Okay, so now I'm... We're good, believe. Here's that same cut. The break bones and face. This is where I get to the real sanctimonious. Like, I haven't been

including his questions for the most part, but just know that they're dripping with... You suck. Why do you do this? So I'm gonna... They suck like a guy named Pierce, not peers. I'm going to extend that cut so you can hear some of that. Typically on your cheekbones, your chin, wherever, in order to grow your bones.

And... Okay, so just like the... Retard. And myth. I've seen you say you take meth. Do you do that for your appearance? Not anymore. I have.

I have previously, yeah. Why would you do that? Why? Stimulants suppress your appetite, and that is a stimulant with a very long half-life, meaning the suppression of your appetite lasts the entire day. I don't know what do you think the answer was going to be? Why?

Why? Why the myth? It's pretty simple. It's speeding my heart up. I'm burning Cal. Like, what was the answer going to be? You know the answer. This guy's an uber rationalist,

Every question you ask him, he's going to answer like a robot. So don't ask. Well, what would the robots say if we asked him about one of those great things that Game Day has? In terms of, like, all these peptides and that kind of thing, I don't really think that many doctors would disagree. I would say that most people are coming around to taking peptides. Most people are coming around to GLP-1s. And the percentage of people who are taking them is growing rapidly.

He's not lying, but he probably is lying for 20-year-olds or 14-year-olds for sure. But his point, his bid is, yes, the spread offense that can hurt you physically, maybe mentally all that. He's just saying start at, start in puberty. You should start in puberty. Then you can get what I got going here, this gold. But if you wait till us, you know, sure, do I look better than I did 10 years ago? Probably, but it still ain't that great. Yeah, because that's, he's like, I don't know how much more audio you.

have a little bit more yeah okay because there is like a central thing here i want to get into but okay so he's uh he is asked by condescending australia guy why do young men like follow you why do they like you um because looks maxing was the key thing that was missing from the manosphere and uh a lot of male internet spaces and it's kind of the answer right so So, you know, you could overcome a lot of disparities by becoming rich, by becoming famous, or whatever type of success. But if you're not physically attractive, then you won't be able to really have lasting relationships with women.

You won't really gain a lot of respect from people around you. And you're treated differently right off the bat because of something called the Halo effect, right? and that's a horrible thing to have to overcome your whole life if you're not genetically well off. Okay, so that's his, these are his reasons for, why do I think young men follow me? I got two more cuts.

And that's what I was going to point out. That's why. Why do young people do it? That's why. It's that he's sorting the idea that it's an unfair advantage to be physically attractive upon first impression. And that's where he continues to go into, but like he's just saying why great,

I think good points on why it looks matter. But see, I disagree. I don't think appearance is as important as you're suggesting. Folks, Dade County will go to Trump. Do you think that if you were bald, if you were fat, that you would be doing this interview, that you would be a journalist? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Well, I would tell you that it's very unlikely that you would have the career.

that you do if you didn't have the looks package you know that's really what it comes down to like you'll see a lot of media personalities with full heads of hair generally in shape

and that's what it comes down to see again I disagree do you not think they're a bald overweight journalists of course I do but I'm just saying you would have had to overcome that disparity

by being a lot better in other metrics to have the career that you do. And you, quite frankly, suck at this. Dude, I mean, he's just making the most basic rational point ever. This is like when my dad, when I'm talking to my dad about racial economic disparity, and he's like, there's a black guy at my gym who makes half a million dollars. I'm like, it's obviously not the point. We're talking about this person overcame a lot.

What if they didn't have to overcome all this? Let's acknowledge that there's something to overcome. So in the most sanctimonious bullshit. is it CBS sent the hot reporter. They could have sent some hag, some old person. Right. And then he would have been. But they don't employ them.

Well, you know. Right. But that would have been a choice, though. They could have sent somebody who was less, this guy's a, he's a hot Australian guy. Right. And so to send him and be like, I think, I don't know. Like you said, he's not breaking any news here that hot people are more likely to get on TV or to be reporters. Well, apparently he is.

Because the guy who works in the news is saying, no. I got here because of my hard work. And you may have. There's a mix of everything for everybody, but let's not deny that it's even there. That's fucking half the problem. The final cut is basically him saying, but it worked.

No, I wasn't good looking growing up, and this left a lot of opportunities off the table. And after I said it, things just started getting better for me. I mean, kind of look what happened. And it kind of happened in real time while I was posting about it. I got better looking. I got a lot of leaner.

And I became, you know, a pretty big influencer, right? I made a lot of money. So things just went very well in a lot of areas of my life after I ascended. So I kind of proved my own point there. Wouldn't you say? And in the end, he is doing what? he likes to call sleamaxing a lot. Yeah, he's getting

getting pee. Which is having lots of sex. Which he wasn't doing when he was nine. He's like, I was such a loser. He could get any ass in fifth grade. I used to not be good looking. Yeah. Pre-14. I saw a video that he did yesterday that is

maybe my favorite one. Do you have it by any chance? Okay, so he's out, do it. By the way, if you're done, I'll tell you. He then overdosed the other night. live on the stream on GHB. He's taking date rape drug on his own to go out and party. In an empty club on kick stream, it was super depressing. So he ODs, he gets out, he comes out, says,

I don't think I'm going to be able to do this line of content anymore because I have to be high to do it. That lasted until that night when he went to the opening of a club, I think in Miami, even him and a bunch of other slap dick weirdo content people are invested in. And he was fucked up there. So, but while he was out walking around on the street yesterday, post-O-D, he ran into, and again, his audience does seem to be pretty white, like really white. But he runs into, like, and he also hates millennials.

Like, he's constantly dogging the millennial. This is now the media you or whatever type thing. It's a small generational split, but big enough. Now, wait. Oh, he is a millennial. No, he's barely a zoomer. Oh, okay. He's 20, right?

Yeah. Yeah. All right. He dogs on us like we're boomers all the time. Okay. And he on the street ran into like a black guy and a Latino guy, both millennial age. And I want you guys to hear how he describes this. My boy, doing it.

He's got to, all right, take care. How you doing, man? Nice to meet you. Shake hands. Thank you, man. W. W. Demographic maxing hard. Yeah, man.

Demographic maxing hard. Oh, my gosh. God. He's got her. All right, take care. How you doing, man? Nice to meet you. I enjoy your work. Thank you, man. W. W. Demographic max.

That's what we need. Demographic maxing? We need a demographic maxing. W. Demographic max. That's fantastic. I didn't even get into the magging. Oh, yeah. It's all so far.

Pierce, Pierce, love the magging. How can you not? Yeah. And it's crazy because, again, I don't. know how famous the guy is for real, but it seems like right now if he wanted to kind of clean his shit up and become a guy who wanted to do self-helpie types, like he could become Joe Rogan quickly. Plavicular?

Yeah. Like I think he's at a point where people are like following what he's doing and making this kind of money. And it's because of all those other idiots on kick, they're not preaching about like how to change your life. They're just effing around. This guy's like a teen philosopher in a way. Yeah, but a lot of what he says, like you said, is kind of basic.

I'd like to introduce you to the $10 million a year that Dave Ramsey made last year for telling you to put your money in a purse. I don't know. I think he's got a shot to be something, but the likelihood is that he'll be dead. Was it the Bernigs or somebody else was doing a thing on Dave Ramsey field of the call? and they were like, if you could borrow, it was like a billion dollars, interest-free, a 10-year loan, would you do it?

And he said no, because his big thing is, I won't borrow money. And you know why that is, right? No. Because of the Old Testament. What does that mean? It means it is explicitly outlawed the debt, right? We're not really doing debt as a concept. So that's, okay, so that was the thing, because they were like, are you sure?

Like you would make, I can't remember how much money you would make in a very low risk. That would be like him making money on prostitution, legitimately. You see what I'm saying? Okay. Like there's some level of like this is a bad thing to do morally. But yes, I think their theory was. No, like he's investing. He's not speaking to you.

He's speaking to people who have extreme. trouble with money. Right. And he can't tell somebody who can't handle their credit cards that unless you get a $10 billion interest-free loan. Of course. That would open the door for everything. You know, there's a lot of people that you can get in a huge audience and demographic

max it by being pretty straightforward. I like it. I want you to start using it. I don't think you have to worry about that. I want Dan to start using it always. Also, the best new, the moral is to just walk out on a. an interview. Like always, it's a good idea.

It's going to go, it's going to get somewhat viral. Like even in our little world, if I got, if I yelled at you guys and stormed out, you just post. Do it, do it now. Okay. I'll make a social media clip. Roy storms out of remote. Storms out of dumb zone.

No, the best thing to do is not. Yeah, we would. Yeah, the best thing is for the interviewer to say that you walked out. You don't even have to really storm out of the interview. Fine. Go ahead. Do it. You just have to somewhere.

goodbye. And then you get one picture of... No, at the very end of the show, we could just say goodbye. Yeah. And then we'll say Mike Soroy stormed out halfway through the show. As long as I storm out. But it looks like it was with one minute left in the show. Double the hits.

I'll do it. I'm storming out in a bit. Guys can get some food? Great idea. So anyways, I'm standing there waiting to use the paypunk. Yeah, he was. Seriously. And this guy who's on the phone turns around and tits his hat like this.

And who do you think that guy was? Emilio Eskaban. The mighty duck man, I swear to God, I was there! Of course you were! You were the one who yelled the breakfast clever's name! I was like, Emil! Ha, ha! Ha, ha!

So, any... You guys want to make out, or what? So I'm standing there waiting to use the payphone. And this guy who's on the phone, turned... the phone turns around and tips his hat like this and who do you think that guy was amelio estabellus my mighty duckman i swear to god i was like amelia the club is closed folks sorry you're listening to the dumb zone i remember did you put the right cut in that was me because i had to do it during the show if you want to know shinfo

well i thought somebody said they were putting the funny cut in oh Oh, okay. Ouch. Nice. From Night at the Roxbury. But I haven't seen it. Yeah. Maybe I didn't need the context.

It's important. I mean, I got you to wear a costume with no context, so why stop at a clip? It would make no sense. I love the costume. This won't be the last day I wear this this weekend. I love that. The Dumb Zone generic summer event is Saturday, June 6th. Four Corners Brewery.

Starts at 6 p.m. We just want you to put it in your palm pilot. It's brought to you by Community Mechanical. And our presenting sponsor, Qualis Roofing. We'll have a drone out there, silverback construction, Howl Water, Fairlease, Frankl and Frankel. Thank you for supporting us at the Dumb Zone generic summer event. And we might even have a Mike Soroy siting there. Who knows?

If it's a PLE, I will be there. And speaking of that, I just saw the drone. It's on the TV above. It was just up there, yeah. The Qualistram. Over Uptown. Above us right now. TV above us.

That's awesome. My quick point was just going to be this, okay? I have to get it off my chest since I remembered it. Quick point? Who cares which trooper it is, the Texas Rangers? Like, oh, we think that's a different one. Why does that matter? That drives me insane.

There was only one bad one. Thank you, Blake. They're like, no, no, no, no. This guy, he was actually ushering black kids. kids into school. But if you're sure it wasn't. What are we talking about? Isn't the only thing,

the reason you care is because it was depicting that guy in that photo with the hanging black kid in a school? I think that it's obvious they want it to be that. But my point is getting focused on whether or not it is or not doesn't matter. The fact that they know what the institution was doing and want it there, who cares?

I don't know. I mean, the fact that it's today after it's, been taken down, that's the message. That's the message. Quick update on elixir. Elixir is awesome. It's a close. Filling up.

Filling up where they don't usually open until 10 p.m. So it's odd that anyone's here. From what I understand, over here, this row is the chat. So if the chat on YouTube is low. Yeah. These people are generally in the chat. Good. I need to talk to them.

And I was talking to Carly or somebody and they said, I was like, is this the Discord? And they're like, no, no, no. Yeah, that's different. That's wild. I'm like, whoa, wait. So apparently the Discord is real crazy. I think that tracks. More so than Reddit.

And then the chat is the normal, regular run of the mill, just fun, good people. And they're here at Elixir today. By the way, bathroom rating, very, very good. I don't know if I would have, like, foaming hand soap, towel length perfect. Everything's great about it. I don't know if I would have sex in it, but I almost guarantee that sex has been had in that bathroom. Oh, that's... This week, 72 hours.

Yeah. There hasn't been a week that someone hasn't had sex in there since they allowed this building to be opened by the fire department. Okay, so it would be a... If I was to ask this. in the last year, has there been more sex in that bathroom or my bedroom? Without a doubt, dude. The men's bathroom and elixir. It's not even close, bro.

It's only open from 10 to 2 a.m. It's not even close. My bedroom is always open. It's not even close. Let me tell you something. It's not even close, and I'm giving you a pretty rosy projection in my head. I'm being generous, and I still think. And that probably goes for a lot of us, bud.

They're better than one a month, you're saying? Yes. Yes. I think so. You can also buy Pokemon out by the battery. Yeah, we have a Pokemon vending machine. Wait, why? What does that mean?

There's a Pokemon card machine on the wall outside of the bathroom. You can buy packs of Pokemon cards. Yeah, you can rip a pack back there. Do I love this? I mean this. Is that because Elisayo is a part owner here? Probably. Don't you want to get some foliage on your wall?

I would like to have fake. I feel like I'm at the Rainforest Cafe. It's fantastic. Did you see in the bathroom they have the interactive mirror? Yeah, I felt like LeBron. Yes. Three buttons. Oh, I did not.

Change the exterior lamp for your lighting. There's one where a hand comes up. Did I miss some cocaine? Oh. Yeah. No, no, no. It's very important. I got it all.

Okay, where has more cocaine been done? That bathroom or this guy's house? That's silly. We now have a character. a battle. A real battle in our hands. A real fight on our hands. I've only contributed to one total.

We're about to do the news, but Blake has a follow-up. Jake proclaimed something was an all-timer, asked if we could find it next to cool the engines. We found the Aidenhart fight from Bad Radio from 2009. We're going to do it live. I have no memory of any of this. This is what people, the cool thing about being a board op, if you do it right or you do it a certain way,

is like it's almost like working at a record store where while you're doing the job, you can also just listen to other shit the whole day. So if I was in a bad mood, I'd come in and just listen to you, make fun of the death of Nick Adenhart on the side. So I've heard this plenty. All right.

I have a battle of teams on a mission. Are we really, if the Angels win it, are we really going to hear that we're winning it for Nick Adenhart? I would think so. A dying member of an active team is, fairly rare thing in baseball, no? Was he a member? Yeah, he started that day.

The same night. In a minor league or in a spring training game? No. No. Regular season, dog. You're like seven scoreless, right? What's wrong with you? You like that?

I like that note. Yeah, no. If he'd got shelled, he wouldn't be talking about it. If he'd been a shitty pitcher, we wouldn't care. He got rocked. That's why I killed himself. He needed fentanyl so bad because he couldn't locate his slider. What's wrong with you?

Like that? I'm just saying, how long was he on the team? A week? Made the team, made a start. Been to the system for... He was one of their up-and-coming aces. I'm just saying. What are you saying?

I'm just saying they're glombing on to this. Half the guys were buddies with them. They came up through the minors with them. Please. Please what? It's a fact. Dan's very vulnerable with the cat. 12 guys are saying we're in the minors with Nick.

I'm saying, Howie Kendrick, Eric Ibar, many of these guys rolled up there through with him. Absolutely. I just think the Harry Callis thing. That guy is married. to that franchise for 40 years. Right. Nick Aidenhart.

All right. I'm going to call you on this garbage. Because they're going to, oh, no, no, no. Here's what I want to know. Here's what I want to know. I've already shown that I won't back down. Let me ask my question. If they lose, I just want to know if they lose, do they not like Nick Aidenhart?

That's ridiculous. And you know it. Why? Because if they win, it's going to be we want it for Nick. Well, I want you to lay it out on the table and say, we lost it because I want to go back to this question. And I want you to listen. And I want you to.

Because just like the thanking God thing, God made me score that touchdown. Well, they're not saying the ghost of Nick Adenhard is helping them win. They want to win in his honor. Like the Titans, when they got tackled at the one yard line and didn't win the Super Bowl, I want them to say it was because God.

God tackled me at the one yard line. What does that have to do with how many angels are Nick Adenhart? Well, you praise God if you would have made that touchdown. You just said it was because of God. Time out. What does that have to do with this? Everything. No, it doesn't.

It's a dumbest thing you've ever said. That's awesome. Amazing. How'd you make it, man? That's a real testament to how great you are, because there were thousands of people punching their dashboard. Just Bible Belt, early 2000s. Like, blame God if you get tackled.

No, they were cheering for me. That's a really good point. The good ones are. And it is a good point. They both have everything to do with each other. It's the same exact thing. Yeah. But the best is the tap dancing.

He's like, Bob was like half the guys came up with them. It's half, 12. It's the argument of momentum. They must not have used the word momentum a lot back then in sports. It's just the same thing. It's something later and then we assign something to it afterwards. Human beings.

And yes, if we're going to say, oh my gosh, the 100-year owner of the Bears died. Look, they've had a couple of last second win. It must be that. They're doing it for the grand dom of the NFL. Well, then they got, then they lost. And then we just forgot. We forgot they were on this quest for the grand dom of the end of, I guess it's, I guess that's, I guess we're not doing that anymore.

I mean, the Cowboys are here. So he drops the ball, he picks it up. He throws it, they throw it back to him, he drops it. Another error. He picks it up. All righty. Here's Jay with the dumb so new. Is this a die doing what he loved?

A decorated Paralympic cyclist. A big-time member of the cycling community here in North Texas was killed yesterday morning in McKinney after he was struck by a vehicle on a ride that he makes every day. About an hour and a half ride. It's a big part of his life. People know him out there. Now, you may notice I said Paralympic.

that's because he lost his leg in a bike accident 25 years ago. And then said, let's keep going. That does probably show that Paralympic athletes aren't that great. Interesting. I hadn't arrived there yet, but I'm open to the walk. Because 25 years ago, it wasn't like he was an Olympic-level bike-riding athlete. He was just a guy out riding his bike and somebody plowed into him. But then Nick Adenhard died and he was motivated.

No, but then. It's like, wow, just in the regular world, I'm just an also-ran. But look, now I'm a Paralympian. I can't necessarily promise you that he was an also-ran. He wasn't a pro. It just says he lost his leg in a crash in the 90s, an accident where he also lost a friend. Like, I think much like the men shouldn't play women's sports if they transitioned,

unless you were born into the Paralympics, you shouldn't be able to. He was already like a bike rider. He had the muscles built up. He did the steroids. He grew into the 18-year-old as a man. Then he became a woman, and now he's winning these swimming matches. Unfair. That's unfair.

He grew up into it. So he grew up riding his bike. He was training as a bike rider, all this. Then he, oh, I all of a sudden got an accident. I bet you just like Noviello told us they have something called like Gold Star Disabled. Yeah. Where you were disabled from birth And you're right, they probably hate these people.

Right. He just walked in there. Oh, yeah, I'm an athlete now. I'm an Olympian. Abelie? Yeah. Abelor. I'm just trying to stand up for those who can't stand up for themselves.

Get it. Boy, every day, another video of the cornhole Nazi quadriplegic doing something wild, bro. He has a Nazi, he has a Nazi tattoo. Oh, no, not the cornhole paraplegia. Like another video of him snorting. Coke or meth or something. He's got his shirt off,

which appears to be modus operandi for him. And he's got a swastika tattoo. Is he from here? He's from America. He's not from here. Oh, he's not from DFW? I was wondering if he's ever been here. Nah.

There's a zero percent chance we wouldn't have talked to a guy from DFW if he was a cornhole quadriplegic champion who's down for bits. Yeah, but Blake's like cornhole. Not a real smart. It's not. Yeah, this guy, I mean, he was. He was beloved. I actually thought to myself, like, I want to hear what Junior, there's no doubt Junior knows this guy.

The Paralympic guy. Yeah. I mean, he's a dude who would give, like, lead rides, do lessons, encourage younger cyclists. He was a coach, whatever. Bikes on the road, man. People aren't watching the road. No, and you know how I know that riding a bike on the road is dangerous? Because every time I'm in a car, I think about killing them.

And if someone else, if I'm doing that, they must be. Right. You're like a nice guy. Right. What about all the other people? Let's see here. Well, a moment of science for that guy. WrestleMania this weekend.

Oh, yeah? Oh. Pre-can check. I kind of thought you were going to show up coming back from the break with items in hand to discuss with us. I don't have them. I don't know if you want to look at them. Okay, before we get done. They're amazing.

I was giving gifts. This is a very Mike Soroy-type story. Seems like something you might see in an 80s action movie. Baylor has built a new research facility on campus that will simulate Arctic weather. It's an Arctic simulation chamber. Hell yes. So it's the first of its kind. You can live in there.

It's like living outside in a cold simulated environment. There's a bathroom facility in it. And there's some really scary quotes in here. They'll be performing small arms training. and training bodies to sleep in temperatures as low as 31 degrees. And I think it's Pete Sessions. Our congressperson said this is now being undertaken by the military because they know it's really the West.

It is the future. It is what is going to be the barren fight that could take place to determine a lot of things. Are we talking about a fucking Arctic war, like Game of Thrones style to determine the fate of civilization and humanity? To determine a lot of things. What do you mean? Yeah, a lot of things.

It is very big. I guess I kind of ran with the ball from there, but yeah. I just thought that was, that's, it says the goal behind the research, prepare for rapid deployments to the Arctic. What did they find? Yeah, why? Dude, that's what I'm saying. Is this Russia-based?

Do you ever hear, if you go down enough internet conspiracy, rabbit hole, wormhole, whatever, there are people that think that there are bases out there in the Arctic that are not on the map? Right. And you could hide either a nuke or a sub or whatever. I believe there was a documentary with the Rock, actually, where he kind of drove through the glacier with a Humvee. No, but there's a lot of mystery out there. Like, where does Santa live? Well, that's, yeah, I guess.

Exactly. I mean, they just say generally the North Pole, but we don't know. Maybe they're going to attack Santa's village. Oh, no. You know? I think it would be cool if that was an option a la escape room, if they had something on the way to, like, the Westworld experience, where you could go play paintball, but you'd be in, like, a big warehouse that made it feel like you were in,

like, the Arctic, or you're in a jungle, or you're in, you know. Okay, I got a little receptive there. That's, uh... So, like, what did they say? They were saying the Pope was soft, on crime or something? I don't know. Don't ask me. But Santa.

Similar. You think Santa's soft on crime? I do. I don't think he's taking it nearly seriously enough. What's an elf? How about for at least the next like five, six years you know me, we just kind of until September don't use the word Santa. So I just have to, don't, I just don't have to think about it. PTSD on this guy. I don't want to think about my kids, Santa.

I feel bad that we're still lying to him about it. I just don't like it. He's mad about the Christmas story the other day. If I could get it out of my life, I would. Down in Harris County, we had a woman who was being attacked outside of church. Her father is the pastor at this church. She was attending church on a Tuesday evening. A man who had been asked to leave this church multiple times and kept showing up.

Attacks her in the parking lot at 9.37 p.m. her boyfriend is nearby and he was in a car 9.30 p.m.? Yeah. Seems late to be at a church. Nah, that's probably you're cleaning up. Unless you're doing a lock-in.

Not on a Tuesday night, but dude, you know the Blake was probably a church. What's a lock-in? I only learned this recently, Dan. Oh, for real? I thought this was universal. Show hands. Lock-in. If your church had a gym,

all the youth would go there and just have a giant sleepover. And it didn't have to be your church's gym. You'd find like a youth center that had a couple gyms, a big room for activities. You'd have pizza. And you'd just play basketball all night. It was a blast.

Cards or volleyball, four square. The girls would. So it was a safe place. Your family. Your mom would be like, okay, you can go because this is with the church. Yeah. And you would start at like 10. Yeah, but the thing was, is like I was such.

AM? No, no, like years. old. Oh. You would do it way earlier than you would be like partying otherwise, you know? I was such a dork that I was looking forward to playing frisbee or basketball or dodgeball all night. The kids were hooking up.

Yeah. Oh, yeah? At some point. Yeah, that's where you would go to learn stuff. At church locket. French. Yeah. That was a big deal.

Yeah. But I promise you there were many a night that Blake's family was at church on a week night at 9.37 p.m. But, so yeah, the boyfriend was arriving on. the scene around the time and he ran him over what if you would what if you came up on that you do that i think i think you do that in the same way that siroy's neighbor is excited to have his piece on his yeah showtime is you're like are you serious so somebody's got christina in a headlock you just hit him with your car well i'm a good driver so i think i could tony stewart pick him off you know

like peel him off of her because obviously don't want to take her out that's a it is a the guy had a gun. Oh. He had shot the woman as he was trying to leave the scene. Oh. Jesus. In the shoulder, she lived. Oh.

So did the guy. Movie shot in the shoulder. So if I knew the guy had a gun, I'm going to ram with the damn car. He not only knew the guy had a gun, he knew that the guy had been stalking her. You know, like I said, down in Houston. Yeah. Okay. It almost seems too convenient.

Like, you're watching, I don't know, let's say it's the boys. And someone takes our hero and then he drops him in the sky. but all of a sudden, here comes Starlight to save him. Like, that's a movie thing for sure. It's like the hero who actually said, I'm done with this, they're just, they're on the other side of the world. But the second year guy is almost dying, oh, she saved him. That's what this boyfriend type thing is.

And while I find it possibly a little bit unbelievable, I think the case is really more, you know, signal and noise. This happens a thousand times. that happens one time. The other 999 times. The lady is... Like this, what happened in Dallas in trouble here.

Last night, a pedestrian was killed during a carjacking. This is on Live Oak and Collette. That happened earlier in the day than I had thought. I don't know. Oh, 5.30 p.m.? Rush hour. Yeah. That didn't mean anything to me

because I don't know where that is in Dallas, personally, but it sounds busy. But, yeah, you had... Yeah, that would be a difficult time to carjack, right? You'd think there's a lot of people around. Suspect jumped into a passing vehicle, push the driver out and sped away. Then the suspect in the stolen car crashes into a car. That car hits a person.

I mean, once you steal a car, all bets are really off. Like, there's no... You're not at that point going to be like, I should probably go the right way on the road. Yeah. Yeah, and then it's real easy just to blame that guy. It's 35 here. What do you mean? Yeah, it's super easy.

Why not? I'm just saying, so you crashed into a car, and now you're also responsible for what that car does after that? It's ridiculous. Yeah, I don't know about that. Just out having fun. Hey, do you guys remember, Blake, I believe you'll remember this. A few months ago, we had the story of a rapper that we had never heard of,

but he went by... Pushaiste. Pushisty. He went by David. I need that drop. But his name is like D4VD. And he was massive, massive, massive very quickly. And he had a bunch of music videos where he was doing like murder and putting a body in a car.

And really kind of just explicitly telling you almost like Tupac in the Dave Chappelle sketch. Yeah. He's like, I can see you in the blue shirt. It's very specific. And then. That's not your wife. That's not your wife. And then last year, they found a dead body, a female dead body in his car.

Yeah. They impounded his car and found this body. Or they had had it impounded and finally searched it. But this woman, who's like a teenager, had been missing since six, seven months before that. She was 13. Oh, God. He has now been arrested. it.

This is not poo? No, this is David, who had a music video where he had a body in the trunk of his Tesla, and then the cops got a warrant for that Tesla, and when they found it, there was a body in it. Aren't there a lot of cameras on Tesla? Would that be a bad vehicle to stash something? Yeah. That's a good question. Dude, I was thinking about that the other night because a...

Outline of the body. A dude sent TC and I a video of him listening to IJB while he got in a car accident. Oh. And he had like a super sick dash cam. And it made me think like I want one. Not even for the insurance or the liability thing, but I feel like there's enough funny shit that happens in front of me every day where I'm like, if I could see that again, I'd like it.

The bumfight in Austin? Yeah. You'll see stuff and you're like, oh, the Russians got the dash cam right. Yeah. By being highly fraud-driven. Yeah. Yeah. How come everybody's seeing funny ship at me?

I don't see anything funny when I'm driving around. You're like, you see stuff every day? Yeah, I mean. I feel like that's superlative. Maybe it is, but I don't want to take any shots here, but I will. He's also going real slow and looking around. Really observing life. That's true.

You're in the fast lane. You zip past my ass today, boy. Really? Oh, my God, nearly clipped me. No apple this time. But would you concede perhaps? that you have a pretty tight regimen of locations where you are and where you go in the routes you take. Like, you're not.

But he gets food a lot. He's out. I do go out and get food. But you go to the same places in the same area of a town. Sometimes I go to a different. A neighboring suburb with the same fake town center. But in general, you're not going to see what TC is going to see on a weekly basis. Living down in Dallas.

Yeah. And for me, I just, I guess I just try to go weird places. I don't know. I mean, I'm going to New York tomorrow for like a day. I can't see you doing that. You did eat dinner at 9.30 the other night. Like it was nothing. You will have like three ice cream sundaes at midnight as well.

He'll get those delivered, though. On the way home. Well, if he's on the way home, stop at some place he heard. It's only 45 minutes out of the way. Yeah. I like your life. I wish I had it. Why are you going to New York for one day?

Let's do a pre-hand check. Yeah, there you go. There's a news. I went to... We all went to see Akash when he did the Majestic. And we were hanging out after. And they were like, hey, you know, he's doing Radio City musical. On a Saturday, you should come up.

And I was like, that feels like the sort of thing that I would like to one day say I do that sort of thing. Yeah. Kind of like, honestly, I think of you. Because, like, you would just, you guys would pop off and go to a... football game on a Saturday for a weekend. I've never really been that person. What? Green room?

Probably. No, I don't know about green room. After party. We'll see, though. Maybe green room. So you're just hopping on a plane. We have soccer at noon, and then my flight's at like three. And the show is that night, tomorrow night.

Yeah. I get in at six. The show's at 8 or 8.30. And I leave the next day at noon. It sounds awesome. Yeah. Like, I just want to do it. I'm going to do it.

Midtown, like basically. Disney World next solo or solo? In and out. She's got something. What's Greek? Have you talked to Akash? Is he aware? Oh yeah. Okay.

They said something. Like, hey, you should come up for this. I mean, I probably didn't need the invite to force myself into something. But I'm interested, yeah. I've always wanted to see something. I've been there twice for the Rockettes, like, which is no way to live. Like, I want to see what it's actually like to be there and be like, this is cool and not want to smash my jaw clab style the whole time.

My wife's, my wife thinks that that's the most frustrated I've been since I've been sober. Attending the Rockheads? Yeah. And I don't think I realized it at the time. Because I was just, dude. You're just not happy to be there? Hold on.

What do we think that happens at an hour-long Rockettes show? Dude, keep in mind, it was Christmas. Kick them legs. I'm with you and. Bro, you're at a play. The other 55 minutes, I don't know. You're out of play. Okay.

You're at a musical. There's songs. There's no talking. So let me say you're at a musical fully. Like, they're telling the story of Christmas, two tunes. Okay. And it's an insufferable. How many kicks do you think you saw?

Dude, there's a hundred people up there at a time. Oh, yeah. They're doing crazy. Did your kid love it? She loved it. Well, there you go. That's why you're there. Is the in line kicking like the grand finale?

It's like you had a great time to do it. Yeah. But you know what the coolest thing they did? was, which was very soroy. The one thing I was interested in, imagine if you had like 30 or 40 or maybe 50 people line up shoulders to shoulder and then all turn one direction so that they're chest to back, chest to back, chest to back. The person in the front, the lady, falls down backward.

Yes. And now we have an entire, like super slow fall of like all these people toward the last. That's cool. It was excruciating, but it was cool to see them achieve. Do you clap at the end, stand up, standing ovation? I don't know, dude. I was not happy to be. Blacked out.

I was not thrilled. Let's do this real quick. Happy birthday. It'll be very quick because a rare one birthday Friday. And it's probably fake. Because Mike's here, of course. So I want to wish my good friend Stephen Flo a happy birthday today. Stephen Flo.

These are flannel shirts, Taco and shattered bathroom scales. Okay, yeah. That's one of mine. So we enjoy that. I shattered my bathroom scale. I don't know if you guys. You shat on your bathroom scale?

Yes, I shat on it, and then it broke because it was so much shit. Yeah. You were just too fat? No, I kicked it. I turned around and kicked it, and there's a glass point that... God, I bet that hurt. No, actually, I kicked it where it has hurt hundreds of times, but, like, the point hit the tile, and the whole thing just, you know, like the perfect.

glass break. But I thought he took a picture of it because it's a pretty funny image. A shattered scale is a funny... If you need it before and after it's a sad image. It's in shape now, though.

Yeah. Flooring directs D.F.W. Are you Falcon? On his name in history. Remember that bit, Dan? Him and Donovan. We're like, who are you short today? Alpha Project.

Oh, are you Falcon made me think of that documentary series you sent me, T.C. The... God, What's that guy's name? The Real Deep. Brian Curtis?

Or Adam Curtis? Adam Curtis, yeah. Doesn't he have one called? Are you something like that? I don't know. Anyway, uh, Eliseo. I've been unseed for the day. Man, you guys are rolling.

Let's get Elisio. We have a handheld. There's a handheld in the headset. Wonderful. Okay. That's how one? This is Eliseo. Get the mic.

That'd be better. He wants the handheld mic. So you take that off. So yeah, that's what he's trying to say. Spes. This is part owner. Hey, guys. The owner or just one of the owners?

I'm a minority owner, both in color and percentage. Okay. Did they offer you the statue? And you guys said no? I said no to the statue, man. Okay. You're not into the statue. All right.

This is Eliseo, though. He is a... Let's see. What do I know about Eliseo once broke his arm in a fight in a Tom Thumb parking lot? Your local Tom Thumb, that's correct. Wasn't his fault. Of course, it wasn't his fault. and he's a co-owner in elixir.

And I see him almost every day at pickup and drop off at school. We wait in line standing there together. We're standing. It's on foot. Yeah. Well, thanks for having to say here. Thank you guys. I really appreciate it, man.

I really do. And it's never been open at this time before? No, I don't think so. Guys, have we been open at this time before? Look at them not listening They're busy serving customers Not listening to the owner

When do we open up Are you going to be here tonight For the open? I'll be here All day I'm going to be here as long As it takes So how's it go at night

It gets crazy The last P1 leave Hey, ham How you doing? Does it get wild in here? Good man I think it does What's the bathroom sex count

Would you think? I think they were pretty spot on I have no idea Once a month, they win. But I just want to give a quick shout out to the FOD, you know, the group chat here, my friends. What's FOD mean? Fellowship of the Dumb.

Oh, hell yeah. I like that. That's great. I get that right? Okay. That's very good. Yeah, yeah. So you're among the group that will be on the YouTube chat?

Yes, sir. During the day, generally? Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah. Do they ever kick you out of the wreck? No, never. He's got a genius chappy like bid.

Oh, yeah. When I go to the wreck, I'll see him over there working. They have like desks and stuff. So if he needs an office, you just pop into the wreck. Free Wi-Fi? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Log in, really?

There's a bunch of space. Yeah. Yeah. You work for the wreck? No. I work remotely. At the wreck. At the wreck.

There's a bunch of space. No, you just really don't have to. I pay my monthly dues. Yeah, it's like, okay, that. Yeah, but we all, he's, we're paying 12 bucks. month. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. It's a great hack. Pretty sweet. Well, today is Friday, April 17th.

On this day in 1961, it is the disastrous, says here, Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba in an attempt to topple Fidel Castro. CIA-trained Cuban exiles. All right. On this day in 1999, something I remember way better. quarterbacks will go one, two, three in the NFL draft. Those players were?

1999, you said? Yeah. We can do this. Damarino. No, no. It's not Damarino. Tim Couch. 89, bro.

You're way off. 1999. 99. I said 89. Get off my ass. Sorry. Yeah, it's Tim Couch, Achilles Smith, and Dante Colpepper. No.

Boy, that was the most racist thing. you've ever said. Give us the team. Donovan McNabb. Donovan McNabb. I was pretty close, and I got Achille. Go, Doug, Go.

You're saying your Dante, I guess, was close to Donovan McNabb? And I stand by that. Kind of similar players in my head. I guess to a racist guy, I would be similar. On this day of 2013, a fertilizer plant

exploded in West, comma, Texas. Still one of the craziest videos. Yeah. The state is produced in the last 30 years. Like that effing thing. I don't know if I've seen the video.

It was like a nuke going on. Somebody look it up. There's some guy in his truck watching it. He's like, oh, it's on fire. And then once it blows, dude. 15 people were killed, 160 injured, 150 buildings damaged or destroyed. I remember there's probably some hardcore listener

that's heard me tell this story every year and remembers. But I was, do you remember? I'm trying to remember my own story. You were probably doing... Mavs Post game. Yes. Yeah? Because I was driving home from something else,

and I was listening to Followell and Sean Bass do the Mab's Post Game show. And the season, it was the last game of the year. Yeah. And the season was over, and it's like, God, we're okay, 41 to 41. What is this? Like, they missed the playoffs. Where are we going next year? And Fahlewell and C-Bass were just talking about this goddamn tragedy the entire time.

And I was like, what are we doing? You were pissed. And it started with Sean saying we would be remissed if we did talk of remiss. And I was like, you would not be. I promise. We have a draft pick. What are we doing? I got basketball.

Was this the Bulls game? I could probably find. Yeah, that sounds right. Derek had a massive beard. They had a really big comeback. It was the best win in the season. And yeah, we talk fertilizer explosion. Well, you'd be remiss.

Well, we'd be remiss. I was so mad. But did you tune over to BAP and they were all over the Mavs, though? Like the local news station was Yeah Coverage got kicked to the sister station Here's a story on this day in 2015 A lady named Marianne Winkler

Found a bottle On the shore of a German island Of Amrum So Germany owns an island Add it to quicksand All that I thought I was going to be fine in those MFers Every time I went to the beach

This bottle have been dropped in the North Sea by a British Marine scientist on November 30th, 1906. God bless, that's incredible. For over 108 years, it took for this to be found. So this scientist, I looked into this, put out like 100 bottles and, you know, all corked up and everything. And then in it was like a little card and it said, you know, call it. this number or whatever, I guess it was 190.

They didn't have a call, right? I don't know. They had one of those codes on it. It's a QR. He's a QR. Finding the 50s. Too early, dude. So anyway, I think she got in touch with his descendants or so.

Like, most people had returned, you know, 80 bottles were returned within a couple of weeks. He wanted to see the... The longest one? No, the pattern of the sea or whatever, you know, where. Where does this spread out? It's like early years. He's trying to figure out early GPS.

Yeah. Trade wins maybe. And then, yeah, 108 years later. I was also... Where were they? I'm walking at the beach. A big message in a bottle guy growing up. I thought I'd have a girlfriend in China by now.

And we have one famous wedding on this date in 1929. Babe Ruth. Ah. Gets married to Claire Hodgson. Don't tell me, dude. Please tell me it was... She's 11. She's telling me she was not.

11. Yeah, over under 13 and a half. Come on, right. Yes, because it says here he got married at 5 a.m. in order to avoid crowds. But there's not a lot of stretch of the imagination you could say it was to make sure she could get to school

on time. But hey, different time. I haven't looked at it. Did you look up how old was she was? This is the one that was born when? This just says, They were married on this day in 1929, Babe Ruth, Claire Hodgson. She was in the Ziegfield Follies, which sounds like the high-kicking ladies.

Yeah, so his first, that was a year after his first wife died. He married the woman you're mentioning one year, or the year, his first wife died. She, when they were married was 16. All right. No. Yeah. At least that's what the Internet says here, but I don't know how they score these things. The over comes in.

16. It says she died to fire. Oh. Man. A bunch of bats tied together and lit on fire. Hide around her neck. Very mysterious. Oh, sorry.

She died to fire. Really? No. No. April 17th, this day in Dumb Zone history. On this day last year, Tyrant Smith signed a, one-day contract to retire a cowboy. Horrible bit.

That's so great. No, I'm so happy he did. That would have just burned me up inside had he retired in New York jet. Jet? Yeah. Yeah, I think. Yeah. No.

In 2023, Dan got mad at his wife because she went to a love is blind watching party, but love is blind was dropped on, the whole season was dropped on Netflix. It was not like a live viewing. They all just went to go watch it. Yeah, how does that work? I guess you just get together and binge together. Was it premiere or finale? What was the...

Yeah, it had to be something like that. Are we doing the whole season three drops? We're doing the whole... That's weird. And why were you mad at her? I know. What was this? What kind of an alien was inside my body?

I didn't know how to play the game yet. I assume this watching party was away from the home. That's right. I need one detail. That's it. And then finally, a bad bit from this day in 2023. Georgia football. Now keep in mind, we're in spring game time here.

Georgia football takes a delay of game to honor a player who died in their parade. They took a delay of game in their own spring game. That's really bad. Normally they would, normally they'd tighten that up. Yeah, and wasn't it a Georgia player that ran over the kid in the parade? No, I don't think it was, actually. You're getting, yeah, you're Georgia auto-eastern. accident mixed up.

It would be, it would suck if you had a family member who died tragically and they're like, we're going to do something. Oh, that's, oh my gosh, George just need me there week one, week two.

This will be huge. I'll look for September dates. SEC title. No, no, no, Team Red is going to start with the first. Actually,

we're going to do it during passing hole. It's a smart practice. No, that's the pork producers union date that we're going to honor them. So we're going to have to move that. Other birthdays today, we have Boomer Osceus in the 65. His radio partner went to jail and came back, and I think they were reunited. I wonder if that's weird for him.

Like, what happened to the other guy? You have a stepmom, steppost? I got to hear some Craig Carton stories this year from Jerry Reco. New York homies. God, is that, you know what that is, though? It's funny. It's like one of those things where it's nature, nurture, why do you become whatever? But the allure of becoming a gambling addict, if you were a sports talk radio host in New York City, would be strong.

Yeah. Like it would be. Any sports talk, really? And you could see why the old guy, like, Norm. Yeah, but up there you have like legitimately the mafia might come to you and be like, what if we were to make a little something happen here moving this line. I think one of the things he told me was Craig fell down in a bit. big poker game and said okay you know give me a few hours takes a private helicopter to go to a

different poker game that he knows he can win goes but gets the money there flies back to repay the original debt like that's how much he was and as risky as that is you've never been that a lot no no you never will be you're playing 42 right with your grandpa we're playing todd I won't even go on a helicopter. That Jake vowed and everything going. Todd plunged once. That was pretty fun. Other birthdays we have Tony Bisselli, 54.

Dwayne Casey is 69. Was he a Mavs coach? Oh, yeah. Won a title in 2011. Got hired by the Raps. DJ Iga Gile. DJ. Not going to play for Clemson.

Your money and your daughter went to his fund or whatever. Now you don't even know the guy's name. He's 25 and he has been signed by the Chargers. Does anyone selling those bumper stickers? My money and my daughter go to DJ Unguil. Like specific players. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. That's funny.

Marquis Grissom is 59. Montrell Expo legend. Oh, yeah. Still bass. Also, brave, also Indian. Mm-hmm. I thought about that name in years. Fred Smoot is 47.

And it says next, oh, okay. You know? Yeah. It says Kempspin. Well, he was one of the ringleaders on the Vikings love boat. And he was the one that in some sort of, it predates AMA, but it was some sort of deal where he was being asked about the acts that were taking place on the Viking sex boat. That's where he let people know that there was a lot of women being thrown up

on the table and then a Vikings player would just get down and eat them out. And they called that running through the okra patch. Oh, that's where that started. Yeah. And people were upset with that for some reason? There was a lot going on. What do they have against the local? Who's the loser?

Dude, for real. If you need to refresh yourself, there's a bunch of 20 and 30-minute like SB Nation docs out there on that thing. That story is wild, dude. It's way wild. You remember. Protein-packed. Charlie Hoffheimer is 45 says here, Abe on Madman.

Can't call it. Joel Murray is 64, brother of Bill Murray, Madman. So this must be the brother that we don't know. You're not even like he's got Brian Doyle. Maynard James Keenan is 62. My hero. There's also very. Also very unsurprising.

Mexicans love Tool. I do. It's true. They do. It's true. Tool, I promise you. I think I saw that video. You've been to a Tool show?

Oh, my God. Yeah, they don't. Which opened. Okay. No, but I've been to multiple, yes. Dan, no one who listens to Tool hasn't been to a tool show. It's an exclusionary. Tell me I'm wrong.

How many tool shows you've been to? At least three. At least three. Yeah. Do you go to fish shows? I go to a lot of fish shows. It's like that. I don't think I haven't seen a man rocking the fish shirt over here.

It's like that, you know? But he also did a little bit of raping. Mander James Keenan? I think so. I think I heard about that too. Yeah. You got to separate the art. No doubt.

If you're going to have something like tool. That's a man who owns a business named Elixir uptown. Redman is 56. Yeah, I don't have a ton for you on Redman. Method and Red? He wasn't in Wutang. The acting deal? I never really understood what was going on there.

But he was, you know, they had the show. You probably watched. I don't know that I ever did, but I would now. Let's give it a run. I bet it's funny. That's a great idea. Let's give the Caveman show a run. The Geico Caveman show.

It got canceled after like two or three episodes, right? But what could we do to bring it back? Like, what could we have written? Like, let's write the fourth Caveman episode. That's an excellent idea, actually. I love it. Blake's not writing it down, so we're not going to do it. God, dude, just no pulse today.

No. Maybe that's when the Caveman goes off to college. What are you looking forward to this weekend? Did you do a check yet? No. By Friday afternoon, he's already pissed off about his weekend. That's why I'll be losing. Oh, because he knows his wife is leaving and he's got the two kids.

Yeah. They pan over to the coach. There's two minutes left in the NFL game. They got three timeouts, and the coach is doing the math in the head. Could we kneel it out? That's what I look like on the weekend. Can I get through this? How do I get through this?

Is it Monday yet? Yeah. And we found out he gets pissed if we, like, call him or something, ask him about the show. Remember that? Oh, yeah, don't approve you. I'm not learning about that. I'm hesitant to text Blake, like, where are we at Friday?

I know. It's terrible. So I just wait for your socials to show it. Blake's changed so much. They say having kids. Last week when I said I couldn't make the show, he texted me back, son of a bitch. Yeah, he's the NFL thing, man. He doesn't even know my mom.

Jennifer Garner is 54. Seems like someone Jake would hate. I'm not a fan. Victoria Beckham is 52. A lot of weight on her. I don't think I know anything about it. Oh, that's it. Okay.

Yeah. I think their son might be controversial. Posh Spice. Brooklyn? Jennifer Garner, though, drove, didn't she stick with him and driving to rehab? And then he cheated or something? The Burger King, right? The Burger King stopped.

Jack in the box. Jack. What does that mean? Who's this? On the way, when Ben Affleck was on the way to rehab, there's a, it's a, he, he He's being driven by Jennifer Garner and mini drivers in the passenger seat. Mini driver? His ex.

That's right. Okay. Yeah, his ex, whatever. Or a mini driver. There was a small person in a golf car. An adaptive open driver. That's what I was like in earlier when you said small arms trade. You can see the brown jack-in-a-box bag in his hand.

He's sweaty. He's fucking. Great photo. Nicholas Diagosto is 46 says he was in the office but he's also from the movie Election if you're a fan of that movie

and he should be Rooney Mara is 41 she is an actress the fan yeah the Kevin Spacey show right? Dragon Tattoo Lady Runei Mara's Dragon Tattoo Kevin Spacey show is Kate Mara

Kate Mara Show him. Show a Dan the Affleck photo. Oh, he is fucking wolf in the jack in the box, yeah. No regard. He's in the photo

with two famous actresses there and he's just like, Mini driver. How many tacos you want? Another photo shows him. Ten, you say. He's eating the burger out of the box. Ten fucking tacos.

What do you mean? Like, the box is still in the box. The box is here and he's eating it. I feel like that's insane behavior. Man, I felt like I was sitting next the mini driver right now. Thank you.

I feel like he doesn't want to get his hands dirty. That's awesome. Oh, my God, he does have a top of the box. Pressing his forehead. Right. It's close on. It's like he's eating an oyster of burger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

God, man. Fucking hell. Drunk rules. Fucking hell. Hell, Ben. Rooney Mara also married to Joaquin Phoenix. Oh, really? I didn't know that.

I bet he's a peach. Is she a future owner of the Giants? How is that a lineage work? Right? Got to be, yes. Yeah, there's some relation. And then our dumbs-on birthday of the day is Adam McKay is 58. He is the director of stepbrothers.

Then him and Will Ferrell get into it. Yeah, he's had a... Oh, really? Yeah, they've had it. They've had they healed? Winning time. Winning time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, when he did Johnson, really annoying.

Adam McKay? He wanted to be in winning time, I thought. Will Ferrell did. There it is. Is Adam McKay at W.H.L? Big time. By the way, I guess this is obviously, it's obvious with the lady's name, but the fact that there's a lady who has part Rooney and Mara family

doesn't, I don't think, sit in my mind as much. Like we just... Her first name is Rooney. What do you mean? But isn't she also from that family? Yes. That's what I'm saying. Is she the Rune family?

Yes. Yeah. Oh. No. No? Yeah, but it doesn't. The Wikipedia said. Huh?

What is she saying? Yeah. She's, yes, she's of the family. Both families, Steelers and. And I just don't know if we're fully acknowledging how Game of Thrones it is, the two of our NFL teams just send their freshest virgin. We will marry our youngest. Cross conference.

To your oldest Mara. So it's very succession, right? It's the one media giant's kid, and they'll just meet out and they'll hook up when the families get together. What country was it the other day that was trying to negotiate with somebody about trade routes and was like, yeah, we'll open it up if you send your hottest female as a wife. Okay. I thought you'd like that. Yeah. I think that was Trump.

Boy, we haven't talked a lot about the, it just seems the rest. The rest of the media is jumping on the whole page. You said, very hot female. Girlfriend did it. We did it all yesterday, so I know we're tired of a bit. Red wedding was over a bridge. Game of Thrones. Flads with big tits will be here in minutes.

Born on the stay now dead, Alexander Cartwright. Who is that Blake? Landed on the moon. He's the inventor of baseball. Damn. I thought that was Abner Doubleday. I would guess that Baseball Blake knew the real inventor of baseball. Is Abner Double Day?

Is Abner Doubleday the first sci-up? Where it's like something clearly that isn't true, they're just like, we're going to say this is what happened, and you all are going to agree. Absolutely not. I believe much of human history probably went like that, right? Don't you think kings and whatnot were like this is the way it actually is? Yeah, but the problem is for most of the time,

they didn't have to give a fuck about what anybody thought. They would just crush you. There was no, they didn't care what the people's perception of them. I would think, right? I don't know. Philip probably. Christianity. Roddy Piper is born in the stay now dead.

Hell yeah. I was a fan. Always competitive. They live. Great movie. They live. Big fan of They Live. What is that? It's a movie he did.

It's a masterpiece. It's a great high-tee movie. We should do it. Glasses that showed people as aliens around us all. I saw it when I... John Carpenter, I'm in. I saw it in Mexico. Nice.

Because things would get to Mexico like three or four years after they were released here. But so he's in the theater like a new movie. It was great. Dead on the Stay Still Dead. Ben Franklin. There he is. Oh, yeah.

Wow. He's got a naughty Ben Franklin costume. Isn't it weird to see. I'm going to clean up Marr? Isn't it weird to see Marv like with his hair comb? I did a double take. Don't love it. He has a collared shirt.

I know. Like this is, he's actually this business person. I'm like, He grew his hair out. He's taking his shirt off. But I mean, this is the most bit guy I know. I know. Right.

And then he just dresses up like a normal, like you don't, people don't understand. Yeah. They should put on those they live glasses and it's just, oh. That's the same. The perfect Ben Franklin underneath it all. Dead on this day, Linda McCartney. Killed by mine. This is the first Linda McCartney.

wife. Robert Atkins invented the... Diet. Atkins diet. Which is just eat as much bacon as you can. What if I throw away this bun? There, done, invented.

Write a book. Ty Walker's Dream Girl died on this day. China. Jake. Fifth one or the world. Because she was both a porn star.

And a wrestler. And she'll She'll take care of you, too. I don't know what that means. Body slam, yeah. Okay. There's the largest couturis. Thank you.

Anyone has ever filmed. That's all I wanted to hear. They put on wax ever, ever. Because she's taking, you know, she's taking steroids. She's doing TRT for the... Yeah, to get ripped. Little man in the boat? No, no, no, that's what happens.

It's a big man. It's a giant man. I think that's because she had a hot dog. It's split it in a ham. Big man in a yacht? Big man in a yacht. Fantastic. Also dead of the day.

He got an aircraft carrier over there. Two little guys waving the thing. Doris Roberts. Oh, everybody loves Raymond. That's right. His mom. And Barbara Bush. Do we, is there any way we can find that?

Who thought that Katrina victims kind of had it good. They got to live in the Astrodome? Yeah. Hey man, grab a headset real quick. Here. Unmute me. This one work or no? Yeah, you can grab that.

Unmute me real quick. Oh, wait. Oh, no, you got a lot of it. Never mind, Blake. No, let's play that. Play this over Mike. We'll say a little mic in a minute. Don't worry about it, Blake.

It's going to take. No, no, it's okay. I just have done. Blug it. Play it. Premier Bush come from South? Yes, George Bush came from Texas. Ah, it's good.

And I went to school with Barbara Bush at Ashley Hall here. Barbara Bush. Yes. A bush in Kazakhstan, we laugh when we hear the name because a bush mean the hair around the testisageal. And Barbara, we say in Kazakhstan mean to eat. So it is like Barbara Bush is to eat from a testisageal. It's good. And this is the spring house.

So good. It's a nice little vamp. And that's what happened on this day in history. L.S.A. Oh, yes. Enjoy the weekend. Bye, bye, bye. We'll see you, man.

Elosea will get the final remarks, but wanted to say hello to my friend, high school Mike. High school Mike. longer in high school. I don't know, maybe. Yeah, maybe in spirit. Maybe you're still in, but Mike, we had him on from Japan for the Olympics.

Nice. Was this the Olympic Olympics? Almost certainly. Because it was a pandemic Olympics. Yeah. So there was like no people there, right? Nobody. The planned.

So if you want a gold there, is that count? Like the LeBron title doesn't really count, right? who someone's going to fight you I don't even remember the Olympics to be honest and you were there I was there so

we met high school Mike because we had the show in Dayton right before being here in Dallas and high school Mike called in one day blocked out of his apartment or his house or whatever you lived in and yeah

then we ended up just making him our intern because he was like a little nerd that didn't have anything else to do That was actually a bit, by the way. Oh, you weren't actually locked out of your house? I wasn't actually locked out. No, I pretended to be locked out. To get on the air. Excellent.

To get, yeah, to get on the air. And then you had me on a quiz show. It was me, a Hooters girl, and an eight-year-old girl. Blow me up, dude. We were doing the exact same thing down here. I was calling strippers and eight-year-olds. Yeah. How did you do?

I did very well, and that's how I became high school Mike. Okay. High school Mike was actually smarter than a... The Hooters Girl and the 8-year-old. Now, you would send. Now, which one did you take home? That's the only. You can't say that.

No. Terrible, Mike, that you would say that. Sorry. But humor back then was different. Sure. No, you would do business of the day, and then you would send me somewhere. You said that you just picked it randomly out of the phone book, but then I would end up in a... Well, because what you would do is you said it was the business of the day.

You would call them and say, if you play our show, we will promote you for. for free all afternoon. But in order to check if they were actually playing the show, you would send me there to listen for that. And so I would end up in like a lingerie shop, you know, like with nobody else in it. And I'm standing there for like 20 minutes, 30 minutes, waiting for you to call me.

Just coming through the hangars. I had to call the business. You didn't have a cell phone. No, but I had a cell phone actually. I had my mom's phone. Okay. A big flip thing. Yeah.

And yeah, and I would just awkward. We would bust them. So if they were not playing it, I would call. They were all playing it. Hey, Mike said you're not playing it. What do you do? No, they would call me and I would go on the show from the shop. To confirm or deny.

To confirm or deny. But I had to sit there forever. And it was, I just thought you were messing with me. You're fine. Oh, he was. Yeah. Not alone, man. What do you know about the, so you live in Japan, you move to Japan?

Yeah. Was this, I've always wanted to ask. you this. You moved to Japan, you live there for over 20 years or whatever. Is it because you're attracted to the Japanese lady? No. Because I've known other guys who, like, hey, I ended up Japan, but they were always like infatuated by the Japanese woman.

I mean, I definitely like had a thing for them, but then. Well, there you are. Is this the guy you would share porn login with? No. I had a buddy. Let's learn about that. Different story, yeah. Guy's wife would check his credit card bill, so he had me do it because I have more hand.

But then he could see which videos he would. Right, I would see his watch again. Wasn't Asian. Right. Good there. No. So you started out interested in? As a high school kid, you're like, yeah, I'm kind of into the Asian girl.

Yeah, I'm not a tall man. So, you know, I feel like it was a good way to even me out. I've never thought about that before. That makes sense. Yeah, it does make sense. Yeah. My buddy who wore a ghee in college, not a tall guy. Does the Japanese woman have any infatuation with the American male over there?

I bet there are some. There's some, but it's kind of, they're like, hey, if you were taller. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. I'm not even the height that Japanese women say is the perfect height, which is 180 centimeters. I don't know what that is in inches and feet. No one knows. No one knows.

No, no one knows. But yeah, I'm not even that tall. No, no, no. There's definitely a myth that Japanese women like white guys, but that's just because those white guys go to the bars where those women hang out. But most women, like the best ones, they won't even look at you.

Really? It would be ice cold, man. Because you're a round eye? They don't speak English, right? So it's just like a hassle, right? Like, they can't be bothered. You must be fluent in Japanese. My Japanese is pretty good.

Good, yeah. Okay. You're married to a Japanese per? Are you married? I was married to a Japanese woman, yeah. What happened? They let you get divorced? Yeah, they don't.

Hari, cut it off. Yeah, so, yeah, yeah, we got divorced like four years ago. But I do know some countries over there do have, like, mandatory cooling off periods or anything like that? No, in Japan, you can, if you want to get divorced, you can both just go to City Hall and sign a piece of paper, and then you're divorced. when you walk out the door. There's so much more efficient than you are. That's the freedom that I want. Even with kids.

Fuck them, kids. No, but there's no, there's until... You can divorce your kids. Yeah, all right, sorry, dude. You're not my kid anymore. I told you you needed a hit today. But you can adopt adults, for example, like for your inheritance, so you can adopt anyone to be your child.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah, you can adopt anybody. But until this month, there was no dual custody in Japan. So if you get divorced, only one parent can be your parent. The other one legally, they're not legally your kids anymore, basically. Until you say just now. Just this month.

Yeah. And so I got to figure that out when I get back. What can you tell me about this bear problem? There's a lot of bears, man. Are you aware that there's, I was just. reading this morning about a bear like demic or something a lot of bears very few guns

and yeah it's a bit of a problem people are getting like eaten alive yeah there's been like 200 deaths in the last year attacks oh attacks 13 deaths yeah yeah there's a lot what is this happening just in the parks is it like man there's bears all pooped on by a bird except it's ripping your face a lot of mountains man like most people live in the city and then the rural areas

the populations are declining, like, more and more. And so the bears are getting a little cocky and, like, moving into the little towns there. So, like, I think they went into, like, hotels and convenience stores and all kinds of stuff, man. Getting breakfast. And very few guns. Some guy in Hokkaido, he just won a case in the Supreme Court

where they took his gun away. Because it's very strict licensing for hunters, and the city asked him to shoot a bear, and he went and shot the bear, but he had to be like so many feet from another person, and he wasn't, and then they took the gun from him, and he, like, fought the country to get his gun license back.

That's super interesting. It's really hard to get a gun. But you can make a killing. They'll give you, like, $300 for a monkey. Like every monkey you kill, you'll get, like, 300 bucks. Like, if you do have one of the licenses? Yeah, if you have a license. To kill a monkey.

To kill a monkey. Why? Because there's too many. monkeys, man. There's too many monkeys. There's like the feral, the hogs here in Dallas? Yeah, yeah. But even more, I bet.

No, hogs too, man, the wild boar, they'll give you like 300 bucks for those too. Per monkey. I just don't think we think enough about how most of the world, they do have animals just running around as a nuisance. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Take care of it. More and more.

Like, with the population and the rural areas going down, like more and more the animals are taking over, did. Damn. Is that why the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you know. Do they still have the suicide forest? Is that a big deal? Yeah, it's still established. Like, it's still in business, but...

In business. Take a bear there. The forest is there. I've been in the forest. It's like creepy and cool. It's like a cool. It's a big forest. There's not like bodies hanging every five or ten feet.

If you walk around, not every five steps. But you'll see a body? I mean, if you... Hanging body? If you went in... I mean, there's a lot of suicides there. If I walked throughout the whole forest, one whole day or something, maybe.

I might find a body. body. Maybe. If you get lucky. Yeah. I'm not sure which part. Probably closer to a parking lot, I'm guessing. Well, they didn't want to walk.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. So I don't know what you do, but I do know that you hit me up a while ago and you're like, yeah, I'm promoting a comedy troupe. And they were in town like last night. I think they're going to be in Plano tonight too, right? Yeah, we're in Plano, but it's a Japanese show tonight.

All Japanese? All Japanese. All Japanese. of Japanese people? Do you draw well on the road? Yeah, we packed. I mean, New York, we sold out five shows. Half of them were Japanese shows.

So what was last night? Last night was English. You have Japanese people. Last night we did the Addison Improv. And that was, yeah, it was most. In English. In English. There were some Japanese people there.

And then you say you will do some stand-up. Yeah, yeah. But I asked you if you'll do it in Japanese and you won't. Why? I don't think I'm funny in Japanese. You said there's like different... Well, I'm fascinated by that. Like, if you're doing the Troop Act in English,

are you doing the same act in Japanese afterward? No, so most of them don't do the same jokes. Yeah. Like, they don't work the same way, you know? Like, I don't know. We were talking about that at like 3 a.m. last night about me doing a Japanese act tomorrow, and I just resisted,

but everybody said they would help me write, jokes for it. But I've never even sat down and written jokes. It is kind of a pass to get to do an accent. If you're legit speaking the language, then I think you're good money. You can just lean into it. And mostly the performers are Japanese, right? Yeah,

everybody's Japanese. So you have like a superpower. Yeah, well, that's why it can be like a little, if I suck, then it's not great. There's leniency. And I was looking at you guys' website. Is it like a type of comedy? Is there like a genre of comedy? in Japan if this falls under?

Japanese comedy is called Manzai. It's like very vaudevillian. So it's like, you know, straight man and the, what do you call the other guy? The foil or what do you? The foil, yeah, whatever, the dumb guy and the straight guy. And that's like the classic way of doing comedy for like 100 years. And now stand-up in the last like three, four years has been starting to grow, like Western-style stand-up where it's you, but it also feels like more natural and, like, not rehearsed.

And it's way harder for people to do. A lot of huge Japanese comedians are trying to do stand-up, but, you know, with various levels of success. But a bunch of moved here, trying to do it here. One guy on our tour, he's huge in Japan. He's the man, Daiske. And he's been killing it here. See how documentary?

Do you watch Documental? He had a documentary made about it. No, no, the show called Document show. How do you spell his name? Dice. I think I know this, dude. D-A-I-S-U-K-E. Oh, here's a second.

Some dice-k-e. No, that's not him. Okay. Muramoto. His documentary is called I am a comedian. Dice-K-Matsu-Saka. Wasn't that the Red Sox? Yeah.

Dice-K. Well, cool. Yeah. Buy people out tonight. Oh, yeah. Where are you at? Plano? Oh, man.

You're not really here to promote, right? I'm not, if you guys can get your time machines out and go back to yesterday and go to the Addison. That's the one you want to promote. Yeah. You don't want to promote the Japanese only. No, the Japanese show, man. It'll be super fun.

All the Japanese D.Fs should go out tonight. Probably a lot of hot Japanese chicks will show up, right? I mean, there were some last night. Yeah. Yeah, so if you're interested in Japanese girls and you want to learn some Japanese coming tonight. Tonight's Mike Drop in Plano. Okay, cool, yeah.

Right on. I am a comedian. Yeah, that's his documentary there. Diceke's the man. And, you know, he's been doing it since he was like seven. He's 45 now. All right. Any final words from you, Eliseo?

Now, guys, just thank you for coming out. I want to give a shout out to Andy. He worked with me and, you know, put this together. FOD crew, thank y'all for showing up. Which stands for? Fellowship of the Dumb. Okay. These are the YouTube chatters.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay. Yep. And, you know, I appreciate you spreading the awareness of our alcohol. You know, come out of drink. Well, it's the awareness of elixir.

Oh, yeah, yeah. We want people to be aware that elixir exists. It's not generally open when we're on. No. And we're working on the day hours, you know, we're working on that. That sounds pretty vague. Follow on the gram. Yeah, that's all you got to do.

Oh, follow on the gram. Yeah, you were telling me these Japanese comedians are huge on the gram, right? Huge. Yeah, follow us on the ground. Yeah. If y'all got any questions, inquiries. Private events. Go through Instagram.

We can book your events. Weddings. Weddings. I can officiate for you. But yeah, yeah, so really appreciate you guys, man. Huge fans. And, yeah, just thanks, man. This is your guy.

That's UDA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is this? She's one of the comedians. Oh, okay. You just wanted to show me there's hot Japanese people. She's hot? Yeah, is it?

Yeah. All right. Well, thanks. Thanks, everybody and stuff. I don't know. What do you got, Mike? What are you doing this weekend? I'm going to cause them on Saturday to watch the day one of WrestleMania.

was invited. Hell yeah. This is fun as hell. We're going to drink and laugh and have a damn blast. That sounds awesome. Did you get some box seats? Yeah, I got a great table. I got invited to a great table.

Yeah. Oh, sick. And Tom Brady is probably going to take a stone cold stunner this weekend or something stupid. Like he's going to be involved. It's going to be fun. Look at Dan light up. And you're going to be sitting there for five hours.

It's going to be too fucking long, yes. But I'm going to go and have a damn blast with our buddy Ben Hood. Ah, okay. That's what I got planned. Yeah. Adios. Bye! We gotta go before this becomes a zoo.

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