The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 5-28-26 | Mystery in Minnesota and the Roast Twins vs. Quaker City Nighthawks

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe begin with conflicting reports from Kyler Murray and JJ McCarthy and how their QB room's vibes are as both are competing for the starting spot in Minnesota. College football remains the Wild Wild West, but this new bill aims to at least restore some of our favorite rivalries. Then, Sam Anderson from the Quaker City Nighthawks joins us to hear the Roast Twins eviscerate a song that hasn't even been released yet ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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I got bossed by the security guy here at Fox 4. You know what I started doing? Beating him to the punch. preemptive boss? Yeah. And then it sounds like... And then he's all confused? No, he does it back.

Boss boss boss? It starts to sound like a kid's movie where, hey boss, hey boss. And I hey boss, hey boss, hey boss, and we just sort of fade, hey boss through each other. Try it. Well, then I followed that up with, you know, so I'm feeling down. But then, pepped right back up because there he is. In the big bathroom, which I go to is Sean Rab. Oh, yeah.

Fox 4. And it's just great to see him. He brightened up when he saw me as well. I think we got something going. Were they hiding in there? What does that mean? Whoever he was looking to track down. Get to the bottom of it.

No, he was just checking himself out in the mirror, getting things right, was not on the phone with the phone held in front of him with a speaker. A rare moment. Yeah, I don't know that I've no cigarette. It was great. on our run sheet, which is only available to us, you can click on that little link I got there. What do you see there?

That's a DZGSE countdown clock. Nine days, six hours, 26 minutes, 27 seconds as of now. Cool. Very exciting. Yeah, you definitely the guy I know with the most experience making these. Absolutely. It was the last one. Bob used to make me make them.

The Olson twins. It wasn't me. Said, what, did you do, dude? No, what? Didn't you have one for Catch Me Outside, girl? That was mine, I think. Damn, that's one that, I don't know, it's almost like everybody won there.

Because she was so overtly slutty as a teen that it's not like you really had to update what you thought about her. You know, it just, it wasn't, didn't feel good. Right. It wasn't like Miley Cyrus gets hot. And you're like, oh, my God. No, I've seen Miley Cyrus when she was like 11. Just, yeah.

Cash Me Outside Girl, bought her mom's house, paid it off, got a big fake ass, and started making millions of dollars. Oh, that's fake. I feel like there's got to be a lot. I just assume everything everywhere, Blake. Is fake? In some way. That's a good way to live.

So then what's not? What's real? Jake had one for Bendy. Irwin. All right, man. You did. But that was only because after Steve Irwin died, it was clear that she needed a male figure, you know? So instead of going to the mother and becoming the stepfather as a male figure, you decided to do the other stepfather video.

In the scenario that we had created, I was able to win over the stingray, which had assumed ownership of her after it killed Steve Irwin. On a boat, which is apparently a thing that happens. So you had to ask the stingray for his permission. Correct. To walk the daughter. Yeah. Correct. Swim the daughter down the aisle.

On today's program, viewer mail. It's Thursday. Isn't that weird? We had business Wednesday yesterday, even though we had a show. Thank you, Sean Kernan. Saw Sean Kernan this morning. How about that? How about that?

Just out in the wild. Um, he was just there managing wealth. That's what he does. Just walking around, flipping, flipping coins about. Looking for wealth and managing it. No, yeah, it, uh, it was comforting yesterday, though, because we had a walkthrough for the dumb zone generic summer event, uh, at four corners brewing company. And I heard two other people mix up what day it was.

One person just missed the walkthrough because they confused the days, I think. I think Travis from Community Mechanical. Like they're the title sponsor. He's like, really? Today? He'll be there Saturday, though, I think. Took my... They better bring the air conditioning.

The air conditioning will be there. Yeah. And a train mini-split that they're giving away. That's right. Train. They're going to play basketball with it first because they're giant men. I have a train. You have a train mini-split?

What they put in? Not a mini split. Big boy. What's a mini split? So the best I can tell is that it's a unit that by being split provides heating and air in one unit. And it's like out, you said a separate structure. Correct. But it's also not really a window unit, you know, like you would think.

So it has to run to a thing outside, but it's the most powerful machine I've ever been around. What's a mini slit? What's that? I think that's what that new Robert Pattinson movie's about. So they're not giving away a mini slit? No. God, I saw. I don't know.

I'll still go. It must just be that the phone is listening. Don't you love that? I feel like that's an auto dummy take. Like to just not understand the algorithm. Sometimes the phone knows what's in my head. Right? I don't even say it.

Right? I was thinking I'd like another guy in this scene. Yeah. No. Oh, goody. But he's Asian. I saw so many Chris Hanson parody videos last night in my feed. Oh, really?

So many. One that really got me was it's him, but he's hungry. So like the guy, hey, I brought pizza, and he's like, why don't you have a seat? And hand me a slice of that pizza. It's the only change to the bit. All right, I haven't seen any of these. So many, dude. I need this.

So many. Need this. I feel like you need a TikTok. Between the Tiger AI videos you missed out on. These kinds of, this is where these things live. These are on TikTok? I'm getting close because now we have a friend in our group chat who quit Twitter because he's a WHL. And so he'll send us stuff.

I have one of those. I have a guy like that. He'll send us stuff. and we're like, awesome, I saw this a month ago. And that is now what's happening to me with T.C. and TikTok. He's like, yeah, I saw this yesterday. I'm like, okay, well, that's not really... I'm not totally getting mugged here, but anywho,

I do think there's... We need to probably level up. That's where we're at. The shelf life is now a day. It's going to be the daily show of TikTok, right? You can do it the next day. Sure. I did want to follow up

We're doing the Harlem Shake at the GSC, right? Yes, it's confirmed. Right. We're never going to remember to do it. We have to do that. I know we have to, but we're not going to remember. I want to do the bit where we're all frozen. Who are you going to poop on?

I don't remember. Yesterday we had Mark Cuban on. That was a lot of fun. If you're able to go see that, if you want to subscribe, It's dumbzone. I don't even know. Oh, dumbzone.com or you can go to the Patreon. Patreon.

Patreon.com slash... The dumbzone. The dumbzone. Okay. We never really promote that, but we could. We're not going to insult your intelligence. You can figure it out. He was very kind to give us that much time.

Yeah, no, he was good. But I had said before that, or maybe even during it, like I think Lucas is coming back, and I want to tell you why. Why? And here's my theory. This is what I'm going with right now. Because already he's in shape, right? Oh, Luca got in shape. I wonder one of the reasons that he got in shape. Well, he's with, like, the guy whose whole thing is, it's Tom Bradyish, right? He's built his body and that makes sure that gets enough fuel and the proper amount of rest. And, like, LeBron knows that's where his money comes from.

His body, taking care of his body. So LeBron heavily influences this guy, huh? Interesting. This favorite player growing up. Now he just joins his team, and now he's just going to start getting in shape just like this guy. What else did LeBron do? Went back. Went back to the place that he called home.

Went back to the place where the passion, the true fans, the ones who saw him as a baby, as a 19-year-old. And it was like a, you know what, if I could go back and deliver this to those people, LeBron will tell him, look, I didn't like, I don't like Dan Gilbert. Tell you the truth, I don't really like Jeannie Bus. Who cares? These are all nameless, corporations, whatever, dude. He's not going to be, his life won't be better or worse whether you're there. It doesn't matter.

But those people, that's where it all really comes from. I'm just going to let you guys know how vulnerable. of a person I am right now because a minute ago I was just saying to myself over and over in my head, don't engage with him. Don't engage with him. Don't engage with him. Maybe Cooper Flag needs a hump over the hump. And now it's like he just handed me the bottle and I'm like,

why don't you pass it over? Pass it over. We'll do one. Let's drink one. We'll do it a little quick. Did the year after they made the finals? Huh? LeBron? Yeah. Yeah. Made to the finals with the calves. Absolutely. Next year left Miami. Luca made the finals. Eight finals in a row.

Next season was gone. The only thing about that that I do think in a hate to give LeBron credit for it. There's a million reasons why you shouldn't. But being willing to let bygones be bygones to the degree that he did or however you want to call Baring the hatchet with Dan Gilbert, I never ever thought that was going to be possible. Like when you read that letter cycle, you know, it was a first, one of the first times you'd ever seen an owner talk like that to a player for sure of that stature. And for LeBron to go back, I don't know. I do think it makes it more likely that other people do it.

But it's also his hometown. And yeah, but LeBron thought, big picture, whatever on this guy. Yeah. Like I said, he's going to make money. He's going to lose. It doesn't matter. But what's going to be the best for me and my legacy? And that made him just double beloved. Like going back. And then when he left again, and everybody was like, yeah, but he came back and he gave us what he gave us what we all wanted. We had never had that. He brought us that championship. I don't know. Just think about it.

I'm glad you're taking a sip. You're a sick man. Take a sip. Maybe I should start to get into Cooper Flagg because I'll see the one thing that he needs. What do you think when Kyrie? I don't know what he's going to be when and if he ever comes back. Cooper Flagg's going to need somebody to give him that ball in just the right spot. There's one man that can do it as he takes The league minimum. Like, he doesn't even care. He just wants to help those people. See, I thought there was a chance that you were going to pitch LeBron as coach.

Ooh. Don't get me a darkest coach in this scenario. LeBron, I feel like LeBron would be one of the best, if not the best basketball coaches of all time. He's got a top five, you know, player IQ. But he's not a functional moron, like say, Magic Johnson. You know what I mean? Like LeBron, I know that, you know, there's the Ted Williams thing. Yeah.

There's the... Jason Kidd? I would... I would tend to lean more towards I want Scrubs as coaches. But I think LeBron just has an ability and he's like kind of dorky. I think guys, I think he could be a... He would never do it. Brony would have to come over.

He's got to continue to try to make the bunny from Space Jam trans in each one of his movies. Sorry about that. Well, we're already in sports. That's kind of sports. But sports today brought to us by puddle pools. So my puddle pool guy out there yesterday was cleaning the filter. Love me some puddle pools. Puddlepools.com slash dumbzone.

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Yeah. Puddlepools.com slash dumbzone. I want to start with this, just because it's funny. And then we'll do college stuff if you want. But it is, uh, I saw this. Kyler Murray versus J.J. McCarthy. Did you guys see this? Yeah.

This was Kyler Murray is asked about, you know, J.J. McCarthy. So the new Vikings quarterback and what used to be the next Vikings, you know, you know the story. So J.J. McCartner, anyway, Kyler, who, by the way, voice doesn't match the look. like the city and the team match. Like, don't you think? There's no doubt. Like, Kyler. Kyler looks like you would expect Patrick Mahomes to look.

I was going to say Kyler needs Mike Tyson's voice and Mike Tyson needs Kyler's voice. When you first heard Mike Tyson talk, you're like, oh, what? And we've debated whether or not there's compensation happening, maybe subconsciously. Like, if you're a little guy, do you just start talking like that? although he's built. So who knows, but he definitely sounds like a quarterback.

We said you debated that, but people have told us, right? He used to talk like that in high school. Yeah. Yeah, so anyway, yeah, Tiny Kyler Murray talking about J.J. McCarthy. Dainee. How would you describe your relationship with JJ to this point? It's been great. It's been great. Obviously, I know he's a younger guy.

So any way I can help him, obviously, I feel like, you know, I've played seven years now going on eight. So I'm considered a veteran, even though. I don't see myself as that. Give him any knowledge that he needs. Again, we're both competitors, and I know we both won what's best for the team. Is he been receptive to hearing criticism? Of course, of course.

Yeah, he's, no, he's overly accepted, you know, and he's always communicating, asking questions, stuff like that, so it's been good. Overly, okay, wow. That sounds like things are going great. Right. I'm so glad I'm a Vikings fan. Oh, okay, let's go over to J.J. McCarthy.

Let's ask him what it's like to, to be with Kyler Mur? What's your relationship been like with Kyler so far? No, it's just like two guys in a classroom. You know, he sits on one side, I sit on the other side, and it's the coach's responsibility to teach us and coach us. Is there any awkwardness between you two? Awkwardness, you know, it's just like the same feeling, you know,

when you're in high school, and there's another person on the other side of the room. That's just kind of how it is, so I wouldn't say there's any awkwardness. That would indicate they haven't even spoke. When I listen to that, it's like, yeah, I know who he is, but it sounds more like the DAC Tony Romo relationship for different reasons. So what are you into, you're implying that Kyler is lying? Yes. I'm implying Kyler Murray is lying because he is immediate savvy.

And that is what teams want you to do. Let's just play this game. Let's pretend. Let's, and J.J. McCarthy is like, oh, they, ask me a question, I'll just tell him how things happen. And he's not media savvy. He hasn't been in the league a long time. He doesn't know that you're not supposed to shit on your coach or teammate or what. I don't know. Not that he's shitting on his teammate, but he is just telling you, look, there is really

no relationship here. He's a player and I'm a player. And he's taking the tact. If I say it's like the Romo-Dak relationship, he's Romo in this, and that it's his job that is being taken away. Yeah. Kyler comes in, hey, whatever. You know, I'm Kyler Murray. I'm brought in to start because this guy failed last year. That's, I wouldn't be brought in.

Like they, you would never, hey, I let the Super Bowl winning quarterback walk so that I could elevate this guy. You're absolutely not bringing in even the hint of competition if the guy is somewhat competent. They know that they made, they made a mistake. Yeah. And they think they have a good roster and they think maybe we can win with this guy. It's obviously very awkward. I think it's one of the most awkward situations in sports. I've been on both sides of it with my younger brother because, you know, he replaced another guy at Tulane.

And he got replaced by another guy a couple years later. And it's a very humbling experience, you know. Everybody's very invested. The family, you know, there's a lot into this. And you have a path laid out that you think is going to go. one way and it doesn't but and now these two people are on like a collision course here i kind took it as there was a chance that kiler was at least almost like kiler was covering for him and that may be because my priors are that j j mccarthy is an asshole at least that this yeah iler's lying

yeah but that's covering but covying not lying that's not a mean but i i guess i i'm just my read on the situation is i don't think kiler's like above it i think you know as you you pointed out, Romo is McCarthy here. I think McCarthy thinks he's above it. And he's like, why are, you know, I don't need, I don't think he realizes he's not good yet. At least that's how he seemed to be acting and playing last year. That doesn't mean he might not change, but I don't, room was pretty split on whether the guy was any good in college. You know, as far as a good enough to be a first round pick franchise quarterback type pro and some of that stuff was related to you know talent but i think some of it probably was we just haven't seen that much of this guy

everybody talks about the quarterback that plays three or four seasons and all their passing attempts you also see them deal with a lot of bullshit you know that's the thing you're going to go through this and that and this and that one year college quarterback started he was not more than a year, was he? Maybe a year and a half. And it was a magical run. They didn't, they were the best team in football. All right, well, this is going to be different.

You're going to get your two, four years. You're going to get your teeth kicked in. And it doesn't seem like he's taking it well to me. Yeah, because his first year, they lost at TCU, the next year won the championship. But he didn't throw all that much. I also think, and listen, I'm a, I'm as in the bag for Patrick Mahomes

as you could be. I think he's a great example for the game. I think he plays it his way. It's cool. I'm more drawn to guys who are not just conventional athletes, et cetera, whatever. I think the guys that I know that trained him are like special. I think he's a great, his dad is a pro athlete. His jeans are incredible, et cetera.

I think the fact that he's set until the end of the year on the chief's bench with a good team that was going to the playoffs, with Andy Reed as the coach, For a year, I don't think people talk about that enough. And he was bawling out in practice that year, and everybody knew it. And there was like, can we replace Alex now? And they couldn't because they were good. But I just think that year, man.

But Jake J.J. McCarthy got that. He was hurt, though, right? For one part of the time? Yeah, he got hurt. And it's a bad team. I mean, maybe it's not a bad team. No, they were a good team under Darnel. I'm saying.

That's the point. J.J. McCarthy had Darnold. Like, he was the exact same thing. So then to put it to that test. Except J.J. McCarthy wasn't Mahomes. And he didn't play, yeah, didn't play a lot in college, but I don't have any faith this is coming around for J.J. McCarthy at all. And I think Mahomes is raw. I mean, he had the armed talent, elite armed talent and just kind of needed to figure out how to play quarterback. And what are McCarthy's tools?

Yeah. You get a raw court. Anthony Richardson probably could have benefited from a year or two. But these guys that have, you know, the muscle, you know, I don't know. what, however you want to say it, just the skills, but they don't know how to play quarterback yet, could benefit. McCarthy, I don't. Kind of a finished product.

Yeah, what's his, what's his ceiling? A manager? Game manager? Yeah, didn't they just fire their GM? Yes. Oh, they did? Yeah. Yeah, like in the last month.

Yeah, they had a 14-win team and didn't make the playoffs. Did they wait until after the draft? No, they did it. It was before the draft. But this pick got him fired. You'd have to think. You had Darnal. Well, yeah.

That's Super Bowl. Yeah, the GM is. Yeah, that pick. And then subsequently, you know, some of that probably, I don't know how much of it goes on the coach to, because like you said, like you have to have the ability, the Bill Parcell's ability to say, boy, I'm looking at Tony Romo. He's actually better than Drew Bledsoe. The sports world just wouldn't believe. that. This undrafted guy is better than a guy with 40,000 yards passing, but I'm going to have to, so they're watching him in practice. They're watching Mahomes. Like you said, he's bawling out. They have to be able to identify that actually he is very good. And this is going to be a good transition. So if they were watching J.J. McCarthy in practice, now perhaps he was injured a lot of that first year, so maybe they weren't able to. But even if he sucks at that point, you're committed. Yeah, well, maybe the coach said, yeah, I don't know here.

I'm just not sure. And the GM is like, look, we made the pick. We're going to put him in there. We got a good roster around it. And Sam Darnold's just Sam Darnold. Come on. He certainly won't. This won't come back to bite us.

It's a fascinating thing. I mean, look, Kyle Shanahan was very wrong about Trey Lance, a guy who in one of the most... Not after he had him in practice for a year. Sure. Then he was ready to move him the next year. That's the thing, is realizing a mistake and... And doing it right away. Like if you're...

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Okay. Yeah, you want to talk about the college football? Well, there's a lot going on with college football these days. One, they announced that Big Noon kickoff, the first Fox game of the year. Did you see that? No. Indiana hosting.

Ohio State? Nope. North Texas. Okay. Get to see the national champion? Okay. Against Neil Brown's mean green. Neil Brown.

Let me get myself... Recently at West Virginia. Okay. Where he was fired. Oh, that's right. They lost the coach. The coach is in Oklahoma State and took the quarterback. and half the team.

I don't know why they did this. Indiana had to replace their quarterback with Josh Hoover, who was a 500 quarterback at TCU. I don't know, man. That's been a big, there's a lot of, like, little trash talking that goes on in the offseason. They were asking Kurt Signetti about Josh Hoover's time at TCU.

Well, wait, it starts with Sunny, though. Okay. Because they asked Sunny Dykes about Josh Hoover leaving to go to Indiana. He was like, well, Josh Hoover played 50 games at TCU and turned the ball over 55 times. Then they go to Kurt Signetti who said, hey, Sunny Dyke says Josh Hoover turns a ball over a lot. And he said something to the effect of like, well, now Josh Hoover has a run game and a defense. Yeah, he says, it's funny.

He seems to not turn the ball over as much. I love it. Other college news is there's something called the Protect College Sports Act being floated out there. Absolute give up. It's wordy, but if you're going to make it wordy, you need to add two to three more words and create an acronym. What are we doing? Like, how is it not somehow sports or something? Give me something. But yeah, it is a bill with Ted Cruz's name on it. Yeah, along with Democrats' names on it. The bipartisan, they've reached across the aisle because sports is what brings us all together, Jake.

and altogether we're all pissed about the way college sports is going. And I don't know if anything's going to come of this at all. In fact, I would highly doubt it will. I will say the, so they're trying to put different rules in that would limit athletes. You could only transfer schools one time without penalty. So apparently you could transfer more. limiting eligibility to a maximum of five years,

which I thought it already was, okay, prohibiting former pro athletes from playing in college. We just recently talked about this. With cubes. That is happening now. Prohibiting a school from poaching a coach from another school during the season of the sports. There's just so many problems with all of these things.

They also wanted to, Oh, so they give an option for all of the teams to pool their TV money. Now, that's not a rule. It's mandatory, but it's an option. And so then they have a couple of other things in this potential bill, which would preserve access for local communities requiring that broadcasts of local teams are not behind a paywall. Okay? Also, they have a thing that reestablishes regional rivalries would require some schools to restart rivalry games if they compete in a conference without three or more of their top 10 most played opponents.

I don't even know what that means. However, what I just told you those last two. What it means is that if Texas is already playing, you know, T.A&M. OU. Whoever, then you can't force them to play another team that's in call it a rivalry. However, if Stanford is playing East Coast teams, you've got to make them play USC or somebody.

Yeah. Or there you go. Okay. So is it top 10 most played opponents in history then? Probably. Yeah, because over time those are your rivals. Yeah. Now, but that and the thing about the broadcast is only triggered into law or rule.

if the rights are pooled. The money is pooled. And the money is not going to be pooled because the Big Ten and the SEC are like back in the 70s when they first floated. What if we did the Major League Baseball said, what if we did the revenue sharing like the NFL does? And the Yankees are like, why?

Now? I bet you do the Royals. Yeah, no, yeah. No, the reason George Steinbrenner famously said, the reason I bought the Yankees was because of all the money that I'm going to make. And no, I'm not now going to share it. I just, I don't know. This all to me stems from them actually not wanting to pay the players.

Like even now, they're not really paying the players. They're counting on NIL and outside funds more to pay. And that's one of the things here. They have a salary cap-ish. but everybody can get around this $20 million number because, well, what if we just reallocate some of our sponsor NIL money to this and they won't. And so now some teams have like a $35 million payroll, but it's, you know, it's all people, you know, moving this.

It's accounting. Move everything around, yeah. Yeah, so they don't want to pay them and they definitely don't want to bargain with them. You know, they don't want to, they don't want them to be employees. They don't want them to have to be bargained with, but this is just bargaining through the government. And apparently, you know, the conferences asked the government to get involved.

Right, because they don't want to pay. They don't want to pay. The thing that was going to be... And then the government's like, yeah, what if you pull all your money? Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Score Act thing that was in the news, that was basically to go back to how things used to be. The players basically just wouldn't get paid.

That was never going to happen. a better chance of happening. I don't think it will, but it might force the outcome that this would produce to still just happen on its own. Because the way I understand it is, obviously, as you said, the Big Ten and the SEC, they don't want to give up power. They're not necessarily giving up money. They might be giving up money by not pooling the rights, because all the projections indicate that if they pooled the rights and got this antitrust exemption and they could sell the regular season and the playoff together and they could sell way more shit together sorry this three s bombs one day bad bad day for me like let's say that right now the big 10 is

getting $10 for their rights but by pooling it they could get 13 they would have more power in this model where they have $10 for their rights because they have more than everyone else. If they stay on the outside of that model and everyone else is able to level up a little bit, like they may be leaving money on the table by not joining. So they may end up, first of all, there's a lot of political will for this.

There's a lot of universities that are going to lobby their state to try to get their senator to pass this. And I guess it's what, 60 plus? senators and then it goes to the house. I heard some people saying that there's a chance that this, of a version of this could actually pass. And at a minimum, if it doesn't, it may force the Big Ten and the SEC to the table to just

do this on their own. Because the only way that they can pull these rights together is if they get the antitrust exemption. And the only way they can get the antitrust exemption is if they put all these rules in here. And the government will say, we will not sue you if you do all this. So they're leaving money on the table by not pooling their rights. It's just that Big Ten and the SEC don't want to be viewed as equals to anybody. There is an interesting mechanism in the bill that says that if 75% of teams in whatever the top thing is called now, FBS, I guess,

there are 138 of them heading into the 26-27 season. if 75% of them vote, they can do it. And usually they would vote per conference. And the Big Ten and the SEC have, I think, 38 teams, which if you subtract out of the full FBS number arrives at just over 75%. So this could happen whether they want it to or not. They could just be left out in some way from that increased revenue. It's a mess, but I think this is good.

Now that I kind of understand it a little bit, almost everybody wants some rules in. Like whether you're my dad and you're like, I thought a scholarship was enough or you're me. Yeah, but it's not me, but you're like, I don't know, a 17-year-old Zoomer kid now who's like, I think I should get to play for 13 years at 12 schools and make everybody.

The common sports fan wants there to be some rules regarding transfers, eligibility, and force the salary cap if we're going to do it, right? And the only way to do that is to get, this is like the Joel Klapp model, but being forced by gun. Yeah, I just feel like... Because if it doesn't happen,

you'll just have the Big Ten and the SEC as a Super League. They'll break off. Yeah, that's what's probably going to happen. That's what I think's going to happen. Just because I don't think... A lot of these things do sound good and logical. but then in the end, they're still going to, like you said, say that these are not employees, even though I'm paying them millions of dollars, the players, just to avoid them being able to

actually collectively bargain, which would be a tough thing for them to do anyway, just with the short college career, you know, but I'm sure some lawyers would get together and get a players' Players Association type thing, college players association, and bargain for them. But it's because then you would have to see what the real revenue is and they would get to share in that. Because right now, what they're making, you're like, oh, $20 million per team.

Boy, that's a lot. It's not. Could you imagine if an NFL team could only pay their players $20 million? Because a lot of these college programs are making the money that NFL teams are making. At least. You got TV money? You got all the, yeah, you got pulling at the heartstrings money of donate.

When your team gets good, you think Indiana got some good donations last year? You think that fired up Mark Cuban to fire some more money into them? You know, we always talk about what Johnny Mansell meant for A&M, just in donation money. So it's not just that they're going to make more money because of, you know, selling more beer or whatever they do at the stadium. And that's why I just think this is all like they just actually want they want to be the business, but pretend that they don't have to pay the people. And, you know, there needs to be one governing body that actually has some teeth. Like you said, they're trying to make Congress their governing body.

In a sense, they're kind of trying to make like Fox and ESPN their governing body. Because the only thing that will tie them all together, will be a broadcast thing that has like a weird runner on it that gives the rules of college football. And says, we won't sue you over this, which is a strange way to arrive at a governing, you know, uh,

document, but then that's relegation. I mean, that may end up what this is, um, without the actual mechanisms to move up and down, but, but I mean,

why can't coaches act like, why can't NFL coaches act like college coaches? why don't they just take jobs? And why doesn't another team just steal? Well, because the NFL doesn't allow it. Right. Because there's like a governing body that sets the rules. And they...

Yeah. Every college conference wants to have the biggest D. And that prevents any of them from ever, you know, growing the pie in the way that maybe you think they could if they acted collectively. This is all, I mean... Communist. It's like, it's just whatever.

Everything is, right? It's private equity. That's probably me. Yep. It's private equity. It's coming in. Like, what's the absolute most amount of money we can make? Well, let's keep trying to find it because we keep putting prices higher and this and that.

Oh, wait. Players have to get paid now? Well, we need more money now. Well, wait, no. We're saying they should get paid out of the money you're getting already. They're holding on for dear life, but I think it's a better place now than it was at any time in our lives, right? I understand that the good teams don't play, the good teams you want them to play as much anymore. But in a world of tradeoffs, college football is so much better now than it was 40 years ago when you're having to try to get a guy to pay for your burger.

Yeah, getting suspended because you were given a, you bought a meal. Ridiculous. That's all, yeah, that's all ridiculous. It's always been ridiculous because of their not wanting to pay. No doubt. At least we got to see our rivals play. I understand. And you know what?

I've been thinking a lot about this, just like the case for capitalism good. Like when people realized it, I don't know. I feel like the way we try to run our business or a lot of the businesses we affiliate with or like that it's more sustainable. You'll make more money if you do it the right way type thing. I think in the end, probably they'll figure out that rivalries make the most money. Like, they'll reschedule Bedlam in the next 10 years,

and it'll never go away after that because they'll figure out we're just going to max it. We can do anything we want. There are no guard rails anymore. Just put all the money games back on and play them all at the White House. Dude, have you seen those pictures, man?

My brain, I don't, I don't need. It's not a political thing. I don't care if they put a football stadium there. I would think it was cool. It just, it looks wild to see like cranes at the White House. On NFL fever 2004, you could play on a battleship. Maybe we could do that. They used to play basketball tournaments.

Live from the straight of her moves. Oh, yeah. Oklahoma and Oklahoma State. Intrepid or something. Yeah. They would play. ESPN would have like a college, like an A-10 tournament or something on a, like damn America. I have one more sports thing, if I can.

It's real quick, but it's the SGA. Oh, you guys seen this? Yeah. No, I just don't like hearing that. Send a cease and desic. to underdog sports. Yeah, regarding your game, Blake. What's that?

The operation game. They're selling a board game called unethical hoops is the game like operation, except you're trying to perform surgery on a patient in operation. But in this game, you try to take a ball away from SGA. Well, it says here a player named Shea, S-H-A-I. That could be literally anybody. Right, lots of people are named that.

You have to try and take the ball without fouling him, but if you hit the little thing, it buzzes and it's a foul. So they created this, it's an actual board game, and they held a contest to give away 100 copies of the game. Dylan Brooks promoted it. You saw that. Good bit. Along with the cease and desist, the lawyers demanded that all the board games be done.

destroyed all the ones that are like can't even post a video like it's office space let us see it yeah so he's drawing a foul on this board game yeah that's real what a weenie well you will be very happy to know that our friends at underdog they're standing by right like they announced hey there's uh there's uh we're oh did they say the we're will not neither cease nor to assist? They said, yeah, correct. All right. Here's their statement.

Shea has made hoops all about foul baiting, and now you're stuck guarding him in Underdog's new board game. Don't get baited. Steal the ball without getting whistled. Okay, that's from the original thing. Their response is we've poked fun at Knicks and Lakers fans, the Red Sox owners, the Mets, and more. We like to have some fun with whatever is in the sports fan, zeitgeist.

If you make like 20 million a year or 30, 30 minute or whatever minute. You know, you probably like, okay, let's go sue them. Yeah. Just try. Let's give it a shot. Anybody else have more sports, or would we like to go right to the old letters from listeners? Let's go to letters from listeners.

Some of them, I have a sports one. You know, I got a couple gummy thoughts in here, so we could lead with those and tell you about early bird CBD. Earlybeardcbcbd.com is the website. How about you gear up for summer with some drops? Ooh. Little drops of liquid make yourself a little, I don't know, mocktail, cocktail, t-h-h-h-socktail. But you put a drop in there and you can make yourself a nice little refreshing.

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Chris and Rancho Bernardo has a gummy thought. I was watching NBA the other night. I saw Shea Gildreus Alexander. His name is so long, the announcers will just call him SGA. Gummy thought popped into my mind. What if his first name was Nick? Nick, Gilderis Alexander. Do we still shorten his name?

No. We don't. He says they couldn't call him NGA because it sounds so close to NBA. That's definitely why they couldn't call him that. That would be super confusing for everybody. I have one more gummy thought, unless you have some others to throw in.

I have one. This is from Anthony. If you flipped Canada to the South and Mexico to the North would the northern blue states and the southern red states flip with it? Because that's hard to picture Minnesota with Mexican food and the wall. Restate the thought. Basically, if you just put Mexico where Canada is and Canada is, whereas Mexico, like, are we playing hockey down? No, because that's a weather thing.

I'm just trying to think, would Minnesota and Wyoming have Mexican food? And how weird would that be? That'd be pretty weird. I like it, Anthony. I've got one from Josh. Are there any better named animals than the woodpecker and the ann eater? Their name is what they do. No confusion.

Right? Yeah. That's strong. Gentlemen, I'm sure this hotmail found you. It's still the best way out there. Jake is a mid-40s school administrator in a North DFW suburb and legislative activist. I really do appreciate your public. school discussions. I hope it has opened some listeners' minds. Here's my gummy thought.

Oh, wait. That's the one. Jesus Christ. Why didn't you tell me when I started reading it? Because I was going to see how far you. I didn't know. What was it? He then says, are there any better named animals than the woodpecker and ante there? So Jake didn't want to read the nice stuff about Jake. And I was like, oh, Jake would like to hear that. No, I just cut that part out. Well, he also cut out when Josh wrote, now let's see what's in this large manila envelope. Dude, I made a Bud Dwyer reference among mixed company the other day, and let me tell you something. He ain't exactly Mickey Mouse culturally. Oh, wow.

Do you have to explain it? I pulled up and just said, never mind. Yeah. You know what? Never mind. Never mind. I shouldn't have done that. No, if you watched the video back of what just happened, that's as hard as I've ever stared at you ever.

I'm like, as you're reading a word for word, I'm Mowley. Well, then let me read this one. It's not a gummy thought. Are we done with Gummy Thought? Yeah. This is in In response to Do you remember we were talking about sign language

A couple weeks ago Then we got an email last week Wondering about Chinese sign language Yeah is America Because they'll always say this is American sign language So there's Spanish sign language Is there whatever

Greetings Dan Happy Tallboy Friday This must have come in last week From Dan in Austin Yesterday you wondered if American Sign language differed from Chinese Sign Language You wonder why I wanted to say that incredibly American Sign Language and British Sign Language are completely different.

No similarities whatsoever. Look it up. I'm good. I'm going to look it up, Dan and Austin, D.F. Number 41. That just makes absolutely no sense. I agree. I'm going to write a letter. This is from Andy.

We were talking the other day with our friend Lawrence Rosaleson here. and we were just discussing ladies heights and being with a woman who's taller than you. Yeah. And as a front court player, I never really, I never experienced that at 6.3, but I'm not opposed to it at all.

Andy weighed in and said, after listening to Lawrence Rosales, asked the question, have you ever slept with someone taller than you? I have a decent perspective on that. As I'm 5'8, and my wife is a touchover 5'9. Lawrence had said he thought this would suck.

My thought was, I bet it feels awesome because it feels like you're, you slayed a dragon. It's like you've rolled into the arena and Dave and Goliath. Andy says, your line of thinking is spot on. As the short underdog and a world full of tall guys with short girls, it feels good to steal a point from the other team. Thank you for your courage. this guy is walking around like yeah i bet you could get a five nine chick you're six too i'm five eight you just got beat by mount union this is app state it is more impressive it really is you know it's the tampa bay raise one in a world series so shout out to andy it is five nine

hot wife lance forehead weighed in on lagoons we were talking I'm talking lagoons the other day. They're huge right now. Multiple times in off-air conversation with business people. They're telling Dan and I how hot lagoons are. Like to get in your backyard? No. Like they're building communities. Yes.

Yeah, around a lagoon. And almost like the lagoon is the set piece of the community. Like a country clubby type community, but there's this massive... Were we talking off-air about puddle pools, maybe being able to handle a lagoon? Oh, they can't. Would that be their whole business? Like, if they just got a lagoon, they wouldn't be able to service anyone else. That's their nut for a year.

And then it's like harvest, like they do it for a few months. And then Lance said, we haven't built any in the DFW area yet, but I'm sure we will eventually. He works for a big contractor. They're technically pools, but on steroids, with huge pump rooms full of pumps and filters. They're about five plus acres. Whoa.

Upkeep is due to the sand. that they have in these things. They are many white sand beaches. They cost a ton anywhere from 10 to 30 million, depending on size. They are crazy to see if you're able to visit one. People kayak and paddleboard on them. It's like a, it's like living on a lake. Like if Berger's Lake were clean.

They're building one of these on 175 headed to our lakehouse at Cedar Creek. There's a new lagoon. It's called like Huge Signs. It's like Lagoon Community. It sounds, I mean, here's a YouTube video. These new lagoon communities are taking over North Texas. Lagoon community. Did you say Lagoonity?

Lagoonity. I'm trying to, yeah, we're working on it. Lagumity feels like your new bean restaurant that you were trying to pitch me on. Lagoon, yeah. Dear Dr. Dan, is there any chance we get a recap on the SNL fantasy season now that season 51 has ended? Oh, my God. And this is signed sincerely, definitely not Kevin Turner. And it's not from Kevin Turner, I think.

Didn't you score no points? Yeah, me and a couple of others. What did you want me to do? You forgot we had the draft, and I had to go to it. I didn't do the draft. I don't know how... I don't know, and I watch a lot of SNL. I'm into it next year, though, man.

I can't wait. I watch the sketches on YouTube, but I don't know any of the famous people who host are, dude. I'm out. I'm out, as my son says. I got a movie trope. This from George. He says, anytime a pipe is broken, steam undoubtedly comes steaming out.

Was that just backed up in there? He says, I work in construction and can confirm that would be extremely dangerous and could easily kill someone. But they kind of just put the pipe back. That's a good one. I got one from Grady. Every time I see someone pour a cup of hot tea in the movie, the drinker is able to dunk their tea bag all the way to the bottom of their mug and then back up with ease. My tea bag always seems to float at the top. When I try that, rarely ever do I get a sinker or that perfect dramatic movie?

You got to shove it in there. Yeah, that's a good one. I got one from Nick who says, characters eating at a restaurant in a show or movie will always just throw a wad of cash down without looking at the bill. Like they get the bill here. Whereas, like, if you're with my mother-in-law and brother-in-law, Oh, my God, they're counting... Forensics?

Nichols. It's the Charlie meme from Always Sunny. You know, it's... It's, yes, they're... Or is it the... Yeah, Charlie or Zach Alphanakis meme? Oh, yeah. They are discussing...

They're discussing... Okay, well, 10% is... Then we discuss the level of service. Yeah. Because I think they're looking for a magical 18%. And they... And they start from there. So first of all, getting to 18% is quite the journey.

And then, yes, then the level of service might indicate, I don't know that I've ever heard and really go up from that. But whether it's my mom or wife's mom or other people, you know, girlfriend's mom or whatever in the past, I will often slide a $5 on there when I walk out late. I've done that with Chapney before. feel so bad that that's they i just heard this discussion get this lady down to 12% and i'm like i'm not going to let that happen yeah that's why i pay like if people want to give me money or whatever i

want to be in control of the tip situation because when i'm not i feel like i feel bad yeah what if it's not enough what if they hate it the whole tipping thing sucks how about that but if we're we have to do it i'll adhere to doing it this is uh in the right situation like i don't want to tip the person who made my but if you made my Chili's experience awesome. Yeah, but if it never existed and everybody just got paid the right amount. Yeah, they're putting the anus on you. I get it. I don't like the anus on me.

A couple sports, go ahead. I have a first down. We heard the first part of the story from Matt yesterday, but I had to bring his first down to the table. Because he said he was at a work conference. This spanned over three or four days. He parked at the conference and did the math. three days of parking was significantly more than a lost ticket fee. So when he pulled up to the ticket booth, he's hit lost ticket and paid that fee rather than the three days.

That, sir, is a first down. That's really good. I have a potential first down, but I need a Blake ruling. Okay. Dear Grapevine Gallanter. I don't know what that means. Do you mean Gallivanter? Or is it like Gallant?

Like a knight. Goofus and Gallant? Anyway Need a first round ruling from Estabust the Run Guy This is from Scott. Got a buddy who's looking to buy a house Where a murder took place. Yeah.

And you can get a lower price. I got a coupon. Yeah, for sure. Would you buy a murder house? Why not? Sure. That's a hundred percent, yes. Now, you can't tell your kids.

Would you? Oh, yeah. I would, yeah, I might not tell anybody. I would tell people. Kind of like, you find like a bug in your house, you don't tell your wife. Because then she's going to know that that's something you put on you. Don't tell her. Don't let them worry about it.

Okay. Pretending you're not married and you're still dating or the dream that we all aspire to to be divorced and now we're dating. You get a murder house and you don't tell her that there was a murder in there until you're like in the throes of passion. Like you're just about to, and then you tell her like the real. room we're in right now there was a murder in here two months ago and then just see if it continues and she just finishes right there yeah like whoa what this is she probably start a podcast about it oh my god yeah that's true she'd have to interview you but yeah buying a murder house first now that's pretty good this is from zack dan rolled in the other day and was like

hey what's going on with uh deck and this bridesmaid how come we didn't follow up on that. TMZ Dan over here. And, uh, just cover the cowboys. The story was that, you know, obviously, Dak was engaged to be wed,

and then right before the wedding, they called it off. And the story was that Dak was seen, what, at the rodeo with one of the girls that was in the wedding. Dak had a good time.

And, uh, this listener knows Dak, but more specifically knows the girl. He knows Dak sort of through the girl. But he knows the girl. He says, I have news on the recent Dak Caitlin rumors. I cleared this with Caitlin before emailing, so it's good to use on air. I used to be roommates with her when I moved down to Houston,

and I met my wife with her through her and a few other friends, but I've known her for over a decade. He provided some level of proof of this. I'll just tell you that. Because I said, dude, come on, come on. He said to cut to the chase, they have been friends since college and still are friends now. She has dated a few pro players that she's met through Dak, but never Dak himself. On the bridesmaid front, she was a last-minute ad because she had to step in for one of Sarah Jane's friends.

Caitlin has helped watch their kids, set up their engagement pictures, etc., so just helping and being a good friend. Of course, we've joked about it before, but she's always maintained that they're just good friends and she would never date him. Just from a guy's perspective, from what I know, it seems like Dak is handling every single. thing well and has made the right call to move on. So I'm also projecting a Cowboy Super Bowl this year. Did he make the call to move on or did the lady? Don't know. I was kind of under the impression she was upset with his.

He just doesn't exactly seem to be like staying inside. But of course I read that on, yeah, I read that on TMZ and I read this on TMZ. So I suppose I'm starting to wonder if here's a final. Here's a final, I mean, as accurate as anybody else. He says, as for the PBR event, it was Shottie's wife's Instagram post and started all the rumors. You would also be proud to know that Caitlin loves Shottie's wife and Shottie himself. She said he's just an all-around awesome guy and fun to be around. I bet he is.

That's the thing. You don't want that in your coach. No, like you think. That's the problem. Is Bill Belichick an awesome guy and fun to be around? No. I don't know. I've seen some fun pictures he's been in lately.

Nick Siriani, fun to go to the PBR with? No. You know who's fun to be a lot? to be around, Dave Campo. Great dude. Team with identity of the city. Yeah. Mason says the 2000s Pistons.

No doubt. Really all, I mean, those Pistons teams even in the 80s, you know, we're just thought of as like, e-hew. Oof. So we were talking the other day about, I guess, swimming in the pool naked. How did that come up?

Dan swims in the pool at his uncle's Friends house naked. Yeah. In Arlington, above ground pool, Uncle Gary, neighbor. Visiting from out of town, you're visiting your uncle from out of town, you're at your neighbor, the uncle's neighbor's house, naked swimming as a young boy. Yeah, like 12-ish.

I don't know if that's better or worse. My cousin and brother. Yeah, we'd just go. Yeah, no, I never thought about there could be surveillance. And this thing is just fun. lawyer Dustin mentioned something his dad grew up in Rochester, Minnesota. He said they were visiting at Christmas one year and they all brought up a shared family experience that a bunch of his relatives had.

The elementary school they went to had a pool underneath the school. I think it, he said it seems fancy, but it was kind of common like a heating thing. For some reason. In the movie, what's the one that your mom loves? It's a wonderful life. Yeah, the pool opens. The pool opens. That's sick.

Because they're at the school for a dance, and yeah, the gym floor opened. So maybe that was a common thing. For some reason, all the boys and only the boys were forced to swim naked at their elementary school pool. When I questioned, they told me a story about how the pool filters couldn't handle something related to the swimsuits. But somehow girls were immune to set issues. I have no idea. My immediate thought was the gym coach was a pito. After further reading, this is a thing.

Male locker room nudity was just so commonplace. They didn't even really think it was odd. They'd split the boys and girls into separate PE classes, and the boys would swim naked. They were just letting this happen. I know Dan has spoken before about being traumatized by male locker room nudity as a child. I am curious if he has a suppressed memory related to this. Like, did you swim naked at the club?

Yeah, my dad's racquetball club. where they did like nude locker room. It was just a men's... Cricketball club only. Women were not allowed. So, yeah, you just walk... Locker room and then just walk out to the pool, yes. Naked in the pool there, too?

Oh, yeah. And there was a... With adults? When you dove into the bottom and you look, you know... You would see a little tumbleweed of pubic hair. I swear to God. A curly weed. Just bouncing along the bottom of the pool, you know?

Like, I have two... What? I don't feel like we're talking about this enough. That I was a naked... And maybe this just is the generational thing. And that's like the one where I'm more Blake than Dan. Because like I've gotten in the king spa pool naked. And that...

One of the eye-opening things over the last couple years for me is my wife and I went to that place a couple times. And, you know, yeah, they see. split you by gender behind the scenes and it's all dudes back there and some of them were kind of like splashing around with each other and stuff but i just thought whatever what then when you go out to the joint part everybody's together you're in saunas and stuff but i told no vialo and he was like you were in the back at king's five is that the gay gay room well i mean it seems they were having fun you know they were like kind of ride each other around them they weren't like doing hazing hazing me anyway sorry dude no and that's

But I remember, so this was, I was very young, because I think dad was still like there in my life. And I just remember then it did be, it did admit women at some point. And the place got way better. Like it was a shithole when it was just for men. Like the ceiling is dripping. Just things are falling apart. But they were like, we had to clean it up if women are going to be here. And then it was much more pleasant experience.

So women, not all bad. Yeah. I have two short ones to end, for me at least, you guys can end it. I have a dear uncle sex guy. My girlfriend and I ate at a popular restaurant in Providence, Rhode Island. We had a canned fish charcutory board thing. Oh, my. It was great and much more reasonably priced than the other apps on the menu.

I couldn't help but feel like I was in, I was tin can mogging those around me while budget protein maxing. And one, I got a picture. I don't need to show you the picture because I didn't really know anybody on it. It said, this is from Tracy who says, How is Jake not on the Richland High Wall of Fame? Oh. We need to start a petition. The Wall of Fame, do they?

I wasn't able to find the Richland High School Wall of Fame, like online. But we do have the Wikipedia Notable Alumni. and I think you belong on here. Who we got? We have Kelly Blackwell. It says, former NFL player. Okay.

Now, we've never heard of Kelly Blackwell, but NFL player, that's pretty impressive, right? Sure. Trent Grisham. You know who that is? The Yankee? Yeah. I did not know he went to Richland.

Did you know that? Current guy, yeah, I knew they had a couple current guys that were like, They have two or three. Like big league regulars right now. Deshawn White. San Francisco 49 or currently? I don't know who they is. You're going to get to there's another.

Rishie Rice. Of course. Arrested again. And Wendy Davis. Wendy Davis. She was the ran for governor. Mark Brooks won a tournament. He might have placed it a Masters.

Okay, well that name is not on here. Okay, good. But I was just going to say, a lot of other spares, it seems. They want the PGA. Gary Morris, singer and stage actor, Craig Lancaster, writer. Pff, okay. Cambry Cruz, comedic storyteller and author. Okay, let's look at her.

She's a lady. Cambrie Cruz. New York Times bestseller. Interesting. Oh, her bestseller is called Burn Down the Ground, a memoir, a book about her chaotic childhood, With death parents. What? Is that worthy?

Would that be bad to have deaf parents? No, I'm just trying to figure out if I know this person. You said she went to Richland? Cambri Cruz. Yeah, no, I'm looking at her now. She's, you know, intense listeners of the show may note that there's a, I had a very hot girl graduate with me who was dead. And I'm trying now to confirm.

Well, this girl's like 50-something. Yeah. And her parents are deaf. She's not deaf. That's a really dumb point by me. But yeah, see what you guys can do. I want to chronicle our most absurd ways to celebrate America 250. Got a photo from our buddy Jason.

What better way to celebrate America 250 than with good deals on Dubai chocolate bars. I don't know why I said it like my grandpa would, but it just... This is the new 9-11. The chocolate to me is probably some sort of a sci-op. The UAE's human rights record is terrible. Bad country in a lot of ways. But they've got a chocolate that has a very unique crisp in the middle of it. Have you had it?

No. It's interesting. I know you're not a big sweets guy, but I love it. Like kick-caddy? Kind of, yeah. It's got like a, it's pistachio. Pistachio? What's the normal way to say that?

What is the thing now? Is it coming? Coming back? It's been at like Starbucks. It's coffee. It's a big player in my house. Does you call me old because I'm eating sardines and you're eating pistachio? Well, I think it's probably like microplastic removal related.

It must be popular on Instagram because they've been. Are they the red things? They've been all, no, they're like green. What are the red things? They've been all over my house. She's been making dips with them. It's good ice cream too. Is it hatch chili?

Healthy snack. It's sisen. Is it? Is it stash, Sisson? Oh, yeah, Ramay, right? Pistachio. Pistachio, okay. So I don't know why I did that.

Pistachio. It's a master's degree in you. No, he's used in a British sign language. Hey. All right, that's all I got. All right. Then that's all we all got. Little note, too.

In the movie, It's a Wonderful Life. When the pool does open. Do you realize why the pool opens? It's because George had stolen away that Mary, right, from dancing with another guy. The other guy went and opened the pool and made everybody fall in. The other guy is alfalfa from the little rascals shortly before his death. Well, fun fact, you didn't think you'd get that today, did you? Look how excited Blake is.

I'll go tell Sean Rab. The Dungza, Dumbza. Died on this. in 2010. Gary Coleman, whose catchphrase was? What are you talking about, Willis? What are you talking about Willis? I thought the Wicham, maybe would have made it a little something else, so I just went really white with it.

Excuse me, Willis. Might I inquire? Pardon me. William. You're listening to The Dumb Zone. Let's do some promoting for that DZGSE. It is the generic summer event. It is a week from Saturday.

June 6th Four Corners Brewing Company Starts at 6 Who knows? Well, the little YouTube show is going to end at 9. That's just when it comes after the afters. It's going to be Crunk. Community Mechanical is our title sponsor.

And Oh boy, I didn't do this in email today, but got an email this morning about community mechanical how Travis and the boys in just a couple of days had a whole new unit installed

let's see delivered the unit and parts on a Friday afternoon 8 a.m. Saturday Paul and his crew showed up were done by 11 a.m. It was a well-oiled synchronized machine um yeah

They're good people. CommunityDFW.com. They're giving away a mini split at the summer event that's donated by train. And Wire Will is going to set it up for you. So they're just going to come out and set this back way up at your house. You know, it's hard to stop a train. It's very hard to stop a train, no doubt. What were you asking about trains the other day? Me?

Yeah. I was pull them on with my teeth. We're also, what else do we have to promote? The dumb zone generic summer event, basically. And they do have a couple of bands are going to be there as well. Yeah.

Or wait, we're going to play family feud. Uh-huh. That's one thing. Prophets and outlaws that you know. And then Quaker City Nighthawks. Before we move further, I just want to tell you so much. We also need to put out the call for America's next top angel. Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought we scrapped that. No. My bad. No. Not only did we not scrap that. It's the talk of the town, our new favorite show. It's America's Next Top Angelo. You like that one better or this one better?

Well, I love that one. It's the talk of the town. Our new favorite show. It's America's Next Top Angelou. Oh, that's the battle. And that's what you'll do. You'll try to impress Blake. Our poll question today.

To win $100 a month for the next year. Yeah, that's, I'm sorry. Just email us. Yes. The Dumbzone at gmail.com. Next top of Angela. So my daughters, I really, I like them. They're good, good people.

They are, when I'm hanging out and my younger daughter, Eden is in town here for a couple weeks. In fact, we got a little plan for the weekend It's when we're going to Chan's and Half Price Books. She loves books. Tonight, we might hit Costa Vita. That's her favorite restaurant. Strong. You like it?

Yeah. So we might make it a personal appearance in Colleyville this evening. If anybody would like to drive by and wave at us. Anyway, they're wonderful to hang out. with individually. Like, I don't know if you guys have this yet with the age of your kids. No, we had it definitely with me and my brother, though. This is one you'd have to ask Chapy about.

But, yeah, if you're with your mom or whatever, or if you're with, if I'm with one of my daughters, it's one of the great days that I ever have, no matter which, which one I'm with, if I'm just hanging out with the Clemson daughter at whatever, we have a great time. It's always when you add someone else in the mix. Now, it could be, if we add my wife in the mix, now that's a whole different dynamic for the three people there. And it doesn't go as smooth. And when you add one of the other daughters in the mix, I have two daughters, it is not the same at all. Because then the dynamic shifts and they morph into, they're not this sweet little angel anymore.

They now feed each other, their worst of each other. and I don't know. They're a rebel force. You're the enemy. So we, many years ago, we kind of noticed, boy, it's funny, too, when they watch TV or watch a show together, if they just sit there by themselves watching a show, nothing's really happening. But if they're together, and I noticed it when they're watching, like, Love Island. They love to rip it. They love to rip everybody.

They love to rip the dudes. They love to rip the girls. They're just, they're, and then so we had them. It's like if Statler and Waldorf were zoomers. You know, like the old guys from the Muppets? Like, we've never seen anything they like. So we had them review. In fact, Grady Spencer is the first one.

Whoever reached out to us. And he said, instead of a $690 sit-in, what if I bought, you guys played my song on your show. I like your show and I'd like you to just play my song. I was thinking, I don't know how that would, like, I don't think, that's just not what we do. Right? And if we played it and then we're like, oh, that's good. Like, I don't know. That's just not our thing.

But what if I played it for my daughters and let them just review it? Would that be cool with you? And he did it. He regretted it. And, right? He wasn't happy, I think, in the long run. But, you know, people then knew Grady Spencer and they knew he had a sense of humor and all that kind of stuff. Well, anyway.

So now over the years, we've gotten them together to listen to different pieces of audio. in fact, once they listen to Jake's high school band. That'll humble you. I forgot about that. Right? Yeah, they loved it. Yeah. That will humble you.

And so when they were together in the same place, this was late last year, actually. I had them listen to a bunch of different stuff. And we played some of it. But I think I never really got to the point where I had given them a song to listen to. It was called, I believe it's called Can't Hide. And this is from Quaker City Nighthawks. And joining us now is Sam Anderson. He is the chief honcho with Quaker City Nighthawks, right?

Sam? We welcome Sam Anderson to the program. He will be at the Dumb Zone generic summer event. I'm pretty worried right now, fellas. Playing music. You have a talent, Sam? Would you like to participate? I'm already doing mine.

He's doing the show. I'd rather see him. Employees are not allowed to win the contest. It's one of those type of deals. Ineligible. So this is a song that you sent me, yeah, this is like a year ago, almost. Is this publicly out there? No, it is in about to be.

So we're trying to figure out the best route we want to take on releasing it. But yeah, it's not publicly out there yet. So this is a little special event here. So you looked at. that all the best marketing and release options and said, what if we had these two 20-somethings give their thoughts first and really? Yeah, that's going to be ideal. Let's try it.

Okay, yeah, let's just sit and listen. So my daughter's sat and listened to, again, this is like at the end, we had listened to a couple of other things already, and I'm going to throw them the option to listen to this. You should probably also just state, They've had a dozen songs on big-time TV shows and movies. Like they've played all over the world. Waker City Nighthawks.

Jorts is their drummer, right? This is not a garage band that they're listening to, regardless of what they think. I'm just trying to provide context for people who don't know. They've been around. All right. So let's take you back to my daughter's listening to, well, let's hear it. Do you want to do one more? No.

No, why? Just a song? for real no. No. This one is from a band called Quaker City Nighthawks. Now what? Give me a little background on that because literally what does that mean?

That sounds like a minor league hockey team from Toronto. What does that mean? Where is Quaker City? What's a Nighthawk? What is going on? Nighthawk is like that stuff that if you eat it kills you, you know, those berries. I know it is night lock. Oh, m.

Do you want to let us know where does Quaker City Nighthawks come from or does it matter? It's a Mark Twain reference from a book, an old book, Travelers Abroad. None of us are from Pennsylvania or anything like that. Did she say just some murdering nerds? Why are they together? Probably. Probably, probably. All right.

Queen, I love that movie. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh boy Oh boy Wait this is kind of the best song Oh good this is me Where we thought that The other one

That the kid opens mouth Notice how we're just The time filler segment Filled time Fing time for 20 This ain't so bad This is so old When was this made

It's not so bad It's so Dated This is Pearl Jam Bruh And I love it I could not say that this is the Doobie brothers. I don't know

there's just old names. It probably doesn't sound like it's it does sound like I'm listening to it on the Golden Oldies. It's giving Bob Seeger and the Silver Bully Band. Silver Bulley. She's giving d'arch. I've been sitting in this verse for far too long.

Ow, that's right. Okay, he got me. He got me good with that. He didn't know. Wasn't that good? Wait. Wait. Did he just write the song in the summer? I meant they. It's a band.

Is it like Tame and Paul where it's just one guy? Ooh. Because I wouldn't be surprised. Imagine he's like playing us a famous song from the radio just to see if we're going to be mean on purpose. OMG. Please do that. And then it's like tie away to hell. Yeah, let's sing a different song on top of this.

Let's get this segment copyright. I'm not a hater, but I'm a hater for the way that it's still playing. Well, I'm not liking it. Yeah, yeah, I'm a hater for the way it's so good. Can't wait for the bridge, because that means it's almost done. Oh my gosh, like... What is he even saying, bro? I need a little more.

I just... It's just so dated. He dropped it, it's already dated. You know what else they called dated? We didn't start the fire. And you know what? Maybe they were right. It is getting more than you.

It's halting up. It's halting up. It's halting up. It's not either. Yeah. Okay, Dad, can we fast forward or something? I don't really know what's going on. The song, what is this like seven minutes?

We might be at two and a half. The genre that all the songs are like 10 minutes. Like, yes, roundabout. Taylor Swift all too long. What is not Taylor Swift, like yes, roundabout? That song is so long and you don't even see it coming, but they just keep going. He's making fun of a different song now. FF.

We have less than two minutes left. I'm giving an F for FF. F, new system just dropped. F for three minutes too long. F4. Are you effing kidding me? Skip. F4.

I think this is the little music part before the big ending, you know. Well, let's fast forward to that. He said this is it, idiot. My name is not. So your thoughts? Am I supposed to have changed my thoughts? It's not like the song is changed.

No, seriously. It's the same song. Literally, when's the change up? When's the rap? When's the flow ride? I get to jump on the track. No, worry. When is Nikki's?

The key change? Where is Nikki? She could save it. I think that Alvin and the Chimponging's hopping on the beat could fix this. Low key? Then Dave would get in there and be like, Alvin. And then it's just like it kind of breaks up the track. And I think that brings us back to the main point that...

See for shit. Every one of these songs just needs a little auto tune. Just a little something with the loss. And then it would be better. No, I think that this song is just broken to the core. It's just very boring and I don't know who it's for exactly. I feel like Dad's gonna read.

Because if I'm an old guy who's very set in my ways who this song is clearly for, then I've already decided all the songs that I like. I'm not gonna like any more music. That's kind of how you are, Dad. A new song, I will switch to a song on the radio that Dad hasn't heard before and he's like, Why is this still playing?

What? Give it a shot. It's been 10 seconds. Dang. I'm like, what? Do you know the song? You hate it? He's like, no.

I don't even think he has a Spotify app download it to his phone. I'm talking about serious X. I know, but I'm talking about the way that he consumes no new music like you. Bingy? We're actually sponsoring. You stop talking trash?

He's hitting the space bar as we speak. So you're rating? He's cutting. Did you want to give your patent? rating where you guys both decide at the same time. Yes, our rating out of ten. You count it down. Yes, our classic.

Our classic out of ten or five stars? I can't remember. It's always been out of ten. It's always been out of ten. Okay. Because I've never heard you give a rating higher than five, so I'm wondering if... I don't think we've even... It exists.

I don't even know if we... Because it's always been out of 20. It's always been out of 100. It's a percent. No, literally. I can't believe you don't even remember. It was five minutes ago. Ten minutes.

Ten now. Well, while you may have rated another song ten minutes ago, we probably haven't played that on the show for a month. Whoa. We're spacing these things out. And you're obese. No, no. It's hard to.

What's you saying? You're probably obese. She predicted a. God. You know. We're spacing these things out. And you're obese. Hey, March P-1s.

It's hard to get to me. Hey. It's me from the past. What has changed? Hey, Jake, shout out. That's right. Maybe Biden isn't president anymore when this is planning. No! Is that what you want me to say?

I don't know. Well, it's what I said. I want you to give your rating for the song. God, he's begging us. For the Quaker City Nighthawks, can't hide. Oh, wait, yeah. Wait, what city? Quaker City Nighthawks.

Is this Texas-based? Yes. He's a local guy. Local guy? Sam Anderson. Look him up. Search him right now. Search Sam Anderson.

Quaker City. I'm reading a book. I'm good, actually. Tell me what you think of Sam Anderson's look. Sam Anderson? Okay, no. Quaker City. Okay, Quaker City.

Sam Anderson. Quaker City Nighthawks. He's a locally famous guy. No, on LinkedIn. Oh, I'll hate images. Whoa. And he's a P1. I did not know.

That's exactly what I thought he looked like to. I mean, they all look the same. Wow, that's a bot. This is. Look at that one and be on the right. This is a lot. Yeah, I did. He's been here before.

He's been here? I don't care. He's been to our house. He's graced this couch. That's right. Or wait, you make them sit in little rows in the back. And you also make them pay like 500 for it too. Yeah, so he's kind of made of money when you think about it.

This little nursery home up here. So he's like the front runner, though? I thought you were familiar with our payment system. Yeah, you would do a round number like 500. No, you have to do a silly little number that makes you giggle. Yeah, that makes the men over 55. giggle. Like what?

420, 420. It's funny because it's illegal in Texas. I know you make them pay more than that, but you won't coerce me into saying the devil's number. Right, because I don't agree with that. I don't agree with it. 6, 6.6.

If you made them pay 666, they wouldn't pay. I guess that it. I just can't even believe these. Okay, let's rate it. Let's rate the song. He's not begging anymore. I'll beg.

You got it. You got it. Wait, Quinny. You got it? Okay. I got it. Bodhi is dying in the corner. That's okay.

This song's impact, no doubt. Okay. Three, two, one, two. Oh. Easiness. Yeah. Let's get there. That might be a high.

A generous, too, but it's nonetheless. We're done. And they're done. Okay. And that's the... Man, if you go back to the very beginning... Can't Hide, which I think is kind of catchy, because after listening to this,

I just caught myself, whatever. I guess we'll hear this a week from Saturday. Are you making bands? I'm just guessing. I did kind of wonder if you're, like, booking a band if you're like... I mean, I could probably just give a few suggestions on the set list. They probably love that.

Is that hated by... by Quaker City? What was that? If we were to say, hey, I'd like you to play this song or this song, is that hated? It depends on who it's from. That's a yes. You don't want to hear that.

Oh, you don't? I don't know. I'm not sure. No, it just depends on who it's from. My mom has suggestions all the time. Okay, so that's hated. Yeah. I mean, no, I'll throw a mom song in there for sure.

Okay. Yeah, it's usually the shouting from the crowd. That one's not fun. Well, they right out of the gate were like, okay, there's a little bit of Doobie Brothers here. Bob Seeger. This feels, I mean, they... How did that make you feel? No, they had it sniffed out pretty good.

Quick. Yeah. That might have been when I wrote you back when you first sent me this. It was like, oh, my God. Did you guys get a dooby? You guys are, where's Michael McDonald? And I've also resigned myself to the fact from playing music for a long time, there's nothing a guy my age can do to make anyone that age impressed. So I'm like, you know what?

It's just, it's fruitless. I believe Bill Belichick would beg to differ, but go ahead. Well, you know, if I get as many rings as Bill, maybe I'll give that a whirl. Sam rolls into my house on Christmas, Thanksgiving, sitting across the table for me. I'd love that, Dan. They said we wouldn't do something around the number. A little piece, you know, a piece of turkey. She's feeding him, wiping it off his face.

They're giggling. We would do something around 666. The event is June 6 at 6th. Yes. Yeah, unfortunately. So we'll see you then. Hey, what do you guys doing? Is T.C. shooting a music video?

Yes, we are. That's where we're at right now in Cameron, Texas, shooting a music video. piles of cocaine and yeah just everywhere just you got a big trailer with chicks in it is cake on the counter cake oh cake tc counter cake and it has payment payment plan for tc his rider i need cake on the counter yeah all right thing that's been invested today was chicken salad sandwiches and uh a little dr pepper zero so how is it dr pepper zero it's not bad big At my house. Really?

Yeah. Because a Coke Zero I like. Just because of its similarity, it doesn't taste like Diet Coke. Maybe I should try Dr. Pepper Zero. Pretty good. All right, we'll be safe out there, man. We'll talk soon. We'll do.

Thank you, y'all. There you go. See you a week from Saturday. We'll all be together. Here's Jane with the Dumb Zone News. All right. Let's pop back over here and see what you. shaken today

you want to start over here with this story oh hmm yeah we have a principal this was in Fort Worth ISD her name is Seema Al-Zube she was the principal of Western Hills

High School she, Dan is Muslim okay and you know obviously she's been in education for a long time. She's worked her way up to this point. I guess it wasn't necessarily a huge problem up until this point, but now people are mad that she has like pro-Palestinian statements

on her Facebook page and that she has a post, I guess, explaining what Sharia law means. Like it said, when I saw this, somebody was like, click here to see her post advocating for takeover of Sharia law and I clicked it. It's like her explaining how it's compatible with Western law and it's just a way to live. And I'm like, that doesn't seem incendiary at all. But one of these like aggregator accounts,

libs of TikTok got a hold of her. And she's being reassigned. Like all of this was there. Nothing changed. She didn't assault a kid. She didn't. It's just someone found it now. Say something in class.

Yeah. I mean, she's been a science teacher, I think, at Fort Worth ISD since 2013. So, in any case, at least we've got the takeover stopped. I don't want victim blame. I never want to. I'm sure about that, but. It's just that before social media, like, we all got along better. We just didn't know everything about, like, do you have to tell everybody everything?

Like, just... If you feel that you feel that you... you are part of a group that is like subjugated, marginalized, misunderstood. Like, people are always saying like, oh, you fucking Muslims, you want to take over the country, don't you?

And you post a thing saying, no, actually, I'm Muslim, I'm proud of it. Well, I mean, social media caused people to do that, too. Well, I mean, I don't know. Probably the media caused people, and, like, you know, terrorist attacks. Yeah. And wars.

and stuff. But I'm just saying, like, I don't, she didn't say anything, like, too wild. She just has a belief in her. Like, if somebody posted, uh, hey, I'm a Christian and I believe everybody who's not is going to hell. I don't know that that should be posted either. Well, it is. Yeah. Well, I don't think it should be. I just think the only post should be to promote your show. That is the, that is the Dan rule. And you're just kind of on board with that. Barely. Barely, barely. But yeah. Speaking of the law, Sorry. Are you still on this story? No, go ahead.

I forgot to mention Frankl and Frankel is the sponsor of this segment. Yeah. And Frankl are personal injury attorneys. If somebody jams you up physically, that's your spot. 214, 817-3333, 33. There's probably been a number of these news stories we've done where they helped out somebody who was getting, trying to get bent over by these insurance companies.

Not with Frankl. and Frankel and Burquette Burquette yeah I'm just going to do this every week on the hopes

that at some point somebody in the dumb zone nation or maybe one of my three compadres right here will take me up on it Frisco King

is again casting this weekend looking for extras in Dallas in Frisco they've got opportunities today tomorrow

Saturday and Sunday Can I make scale? Do I get points on the back end? Here's one that you may be interested in. Frat Boys for a college scene. That's $110 bucks for 10 hours. What if I could get in there?

Like the old guy in the frat. Breakfast restaurant patrons with vehicles. All these are 110 bucks for 10 hours. Dude, that's what I'm all about. Breakfast. Ten hours. What do you got? Do this with Brooks. That'd be great. If it was just Brooks, I would. Dirty blonde female and 5-7 blonde photo.

These are for females 200 for 12 hours. Good Lord. I'll pay you that more than that for less time. A lot less time, yeah. Like 12 minutes. Yeah. So anyways, Frisco King. I want a 5-9 dirty blonde.

The wacky spoof or spin-off. Oh, this is a comedy. That's right. Yeah. It's like fish out of water. You know, he's running around like, I told you bring me my motherfucking money. but he's at like IKEA

or I don't know Roller Town Sitting in traffic on the tollway Right I mean listen It's obvious that if you talk about Friscoe right now People bring up like that psychopath

Who went to their city council meeting the other day Because there's a mosque being built That like this is determined and ruled on years ago But you know People are freaking out and conflating like Indian people and Muslims and I feel like if they're going to do a show about this they have to in some way address this

but I don't know I'm fascinated to see how they play this out the show yeah very interested Dan will sign up when they need oblivious guy during robbery boy no doubt something that would be on this show

if they were doing it right you guys aware of the viral incident that took place in Melissa over the weekend over our Memorial Day weekend. The pool? Yeah. No.

Our first pool conflict of the summer. We have a community pool, like at a subdivision in Melissa. And there is... Community mechanical. Community mechanic pool. Community mechanic pool? Yeah, you said it was a community pool. Sign up for a free mini-split at the GSE.

It's hard to stop a train. And a mini slit. So there's a birthday party going on there. And as part of this birthday party, they had like reserved or said, we're using this area. They left the door open to the pool so that guests could come in so that they didn't have to get up and go let the guests in every time. This is what they say happened. A mom at the pool, another mom, it's probably important to note now that this person is white. The other people were black.

the kids and the other parents. The party was black. The mom starts to make some noise. Like, hey, don't want anybody just coming in here. And she starts, I guess, yelling at the kids. And that's where things go sideways. I think I have a little bit. I'm not about to have a conversation.

Okay, this is the mom. I found this on, this was from TikTok. And I told her, I said, I came to tell you, do not discuss anything with my kid. If you have an issue with something that my child is doing, need to come and address me. She's like, well, I mean, were you the reason why the cops were called earlier? I said, you know what?

Clearly, she's intoxicated. I'm not about to have a conversation with the one who's been propagated and belligerent. Okay? So I walk away. When I'm walking away, other parents from the parents of the other kids who live in the subdivision approach her and tell her basically the same thing. So they have a back and forth. I'm leaving at this.

I'm already going back to the clubhouse, which happens to be locked with my phone and my key fob that would open the clubhouse. So about maybe like three or four minutes later, I hear the kids start screaming. And they're like, he has a gun. He has a gun. So they like dispersed. They're trying to find cover. So what happened is as this lady is arguing with the other parents at the party and they say she's intoxicated. She called her husband

And she says that she told him White lady called husband Said I feel threatened I feel threatened down at the subdivision Our community pool And he, Irving Firefighter, showed up with an AR Like a log rifle And he's walking up

And it's, I mean it's pointed at the ground But it's like Can't do that Oh shit dude I wish I loved my wife that much Yeah for sure. If she called me and said that, YP. Just leave.

No, no, no, no, I'm not coming up there. Yeah. No. Right. With a gun? Just leave. Remove yourself from the situation. It sounds like you're the problem. Bad gun guy really wants to get his gun out. Now, good gun guy is looking at this like, you're effing

lunatic, but bad gun guy doesn't really care of his wife's there. There's some unruly teams. He's just excited. He's like, get the fuck out of my subdivision. He probably paid a lot for it. It's a big gun. I just bring these two. Are those even, I mean, do you have to register them, right?

Well, when you first move here, sure. Yeah. To scratch all the serial numbers. So he was charged with a class C misdemeanor. They review reports. They upgrade it to a class B for displaying the firearm. Yeah, you can't do that. She was arrested as well.

He says, he told the news he's lawyered up. But I just, it's a hard time finding too much, like, way to justify bringing that weapon to that situation. Like, but again, they're going to say she was thrown. He's like, I bought this. Why did I buy it then? Yeah. This is what it's for. Has he tried the defense that he thought he brought his water gun? Where's Melissa?

North. North. Our way away. If it's an irving firefighter. Yeah, but I bet a lot of those guys live, you know. everybody everybody everybody everybody's north speaking of north frisco is opening their new park on july first not frisco but it's opening in frisco uh universal kids resort dan it's actually happening it is actually happening there is a universal studios a chilis two version of it

opening in frisco and it's huge on-site hotels um they have like different lands kind of, almost like a Disney or Universal Studios. And my kids right now are super into minions. Brooks is too. I love. Always been a minions guy. Always been a grew guy. Love the Incredibles, big fan.

I was actually just telling my wife that I might put the axe on it. You don't like it? Minions aren't Incredibles, are they? No. What's it called? Not the despicable me. There's a whole universe that they're involved in. I'll be like, hey, what are they doing?

here. Incredibles are pretty sweet though. Yeah, so is that the mom's ass. Yeah. You, uh... Look it up. They put ass and titty fader all the way up on the Incredibles mom. It's insane.

Is that Holly Hunter, voice? She has a voice. I'm not listening to her. You can probably see this coming. I don't like when Brooks talks to me like minions. Yeah. What do they do? Minion talk.

Just gibberish. I feel like he's wasting reps in actual words. Dude, you think that's bad? He's in a prime time to work on work right now. You're like my uncle. And he's just... I don't know. Not Uncle, my other uncle,

yelled at us if we jumped in the pool for five minutes and then didn't go back in the pool, he said we were wasting water. Oh, my God, that's amazing. Like, I'm positive that... You're just saying he's wasting... I'm positive that... He's wasting syllables.

He could be using in real words. Clayton's going to freak out about this, but I'm going to play like 30 seconds of it. This is one out of every probably four car rides to Carter's Daycare. It's just this. That's what we're playing. It's just this, Dan. So what is this?

It's a parody song, but we just. The minions do many songs. They do, I swear, by George Strait. But they just sing nothing. So it has to create. So it has to create. of Dr. Seuss. Sometimes it'll be Spanish, but like mixed with, and it's insane.

So they have Minion Land there. They got a troll land. Like that little doll, the hair going straight up? Is that what you mean? Yeah, basically. You know those movies came out in the last, like, what? Not like Troll Land would have, like, it's not Matt Brunig is in there. Right.

That would be great. My roommate from college, I ever tell you guys, my roommate from college that got really into Japan and where it wore the kimono and stuff, I found out that he like has several, this is a white guy in my age, the biggest, you know, dork stoner you could imagine. He has multiple Twitter accounts where he cosplays as black and uses the N-word. Wow. And like stirs up fights as like a black Trump supporter. Jesus Christ Everything online's fake So I'm trying to tell you, bro

All of it Not that girl who likes me She just needs a prepaid card Send it to the Philippines Let's see here This is kind of a fun little story I'm sure there's some

Seedy political backstory But in Dallas They have constructed a Veterans Committee Village A Veterans Community Village This is an area over What? This is not going to go well

It's a 7.3 acre tract of like what is now city-owned property that they put a bunch of tiny homes on 50 of them in fact There's a little dark It's in Dallas It's at

It's right across the street from the VA hospital Correct in South Dallas There you go right by the hospital And it's built-in conjunction of the VA Center on Mentor. So what are we doing? Where are we giving? It's a nonprofit that raised money for the development, and then they have to continue to raise money over the next year and a half to keep it.

Are the veterans getting free housing? It's free. Yeah, you have to apply. I think it's a very nice gesture. However, putting veterans and tiny houses that close to each other, I don't think is going to end well. Better than on the street. Yeah.

Is that what I have to give them a sunroom? Homeless veterans or just, yeah, I mean, no one's going to want to go move there. I think it's, maybe it's just because I just read Fort Bragg, the cartel. However, these.

You just feel like these short fuses and PTSD. And then putting them all in a seven acre lot with their tiny houses and, I don't know. I don't think you understand this situation. at all. I think I know the homeless a little bit better than you.

I knew he was going to say that. See, I agree with Clayton. I agree with Clayton, but I knew that was going to be a good comeback. Love it. Yeah, but these guys are used to living like this. I think this is a great thing. Like this is a step up for their living.

Yeah. Yes. Anything's better than on the street. Roof. Four veterans. It's people that fought for our country and they're now living homeless. They might have fought.

Not every veteran is fought for our country. Within six months, there will be a murder. One of them will be with us tomorrow. That's right. Yeah, no, I think... But he could have fought. I was trying to explain this to somebody the other day, like in a joking sense, and they did not get it.

It might have been the same people who didn't know Bud Dwyer. But, you know, like in hockey, they let him fight so they don't, like, kill each other. Why don't you get the comedy of Bud Dwyer? I mean, what kind of stick are you? And I don't even care if that's actually historically accurate. but, you know, the idea of hockey, like, they're going to fight so they don't take runs at each other and just, like, really, really hurt each other. Right? Yeah.

So, like, you know, the idea that that could be applied as, like, domestic violence, right? But in this case, you let the homeless fight. And to earn, it's like a, like a UFC gym type situation. You're telling me you wouldn't watch that? But the homeless... As long as you're giving effort and your... showing up on time. Now I'm means testing the housing, but I'm doing

it with fights. But the homeless are dumb. What? These vets know how to use weapons and probably have access to them. They will be shooting each other. Did you say they're dumb? How are they dumb? Homeless people? Yeah. One built you out of $100 plus every month. Yeah, he played me a little bit.

But I doubt he could throw a hook. You almost found out. Yeah. Put them in a house. Don't put them that close to each other. All right. Well, when we have large acre plots available for the... I know what you're saying, but... We do. We have, like, Montana and stuff. They know. They'd probably be really into it.

And then we'll close with this one. Clayton, where are you on eating outside? Because I know I got two guys over here who... He's got to be an out camp. Was I don't like eating outside? Yeah. If the temperature's under 73... I will eat outside.

Okay. Now, primarily, I think that for you guys, there are problems like bugs. Bugs and humidity. That's why the temperature needs to be under 73. Maybe somebody brought their dumb-ass dog out to the patio to sit there. Yeah. But one thing that I promise you, you do not think about. Final destination type stuff in South Carolina, a woman was on vacation.

She was at a place called the Lazy Gave. at Lake Marion in Somerton, South Carolina, when a heavy gust of wind picked up a restaurant umbrella that bun potted her in the heart, killing her instantly. Wow. That's kind of like God's striking you down, right? If it's a gust of wind, I mean... This is like a very pretty place. Like, they're on this beautiful lake at a sunset and just what they call like a micro-examble.

Burst comes through and a bunch of furniture gets knocked over but that umbrella gets picked up and gets implanted severing her

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it does say that her husband was quote very emotional yeah it doesn't say happy or sad right and yes Did he have to finish? And if he didn't have to pay the rest of the bill, does he add a little something to go?

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In the last year after becoming a man, I have to have anyone come at me. I think he's having a stroke. Is that what Mike Gundy said? He's a man. I'm 40. Come at me? Come at me. come at me.

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That's awesome. Which leads me to my expertise, getting height-mogged by my kids as soon as they turn 12. More Soroy twins and Danny Bayliss from Jorge. That's awesome. 5-4 guy with a 6-foot wife. Climbing that tree. Especially, I mean, I don't know that his wife is not Mexican, but Jorge, 5-4, a lot of Mexican guys are shorter. So he's just like, you know what?

Who cares? I'm playing in the league. Yeah. And sweet, sweet, sweet Dan, please respect. husband just in a happy birthday. I did not wake him up in that special way, but I'll put him to sleep tonight in that special way. And I think that's just as good if not better. You're right, Amanda. You're definitely right. His leaders are Foodie CK's food reviews during weekend check, Blake's helpful sister-in-law, and that little patch of very soft fur in the places it really matters.

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I want a BV-Mogg my competitor. Good handshakes. Today is Thursday, May 28th on this day in 1934, Quintuplets were born. The Dion Quintuplets. I don't think they had fertility drugs back then either, right? These are like natural, Dion quintuplets.

Annette, Cecile, Emily, Marie, and Yvonne in Ontario, Canada. They can't be alive, right? 1934. Is anyone in the world alive still from 1934?

My grandpa is 1933. Damn, bro. Annette died on Christmas Eve in 2025. Damn. The last one at 91 years old. One of them made it to 91. one of them made it to 71, the others not so good. Wow.

Like 10 and 30. 10? Yeah, one of them died in their teens. Boy, Annette really mauged her. But you know what, though? That's just straight up, what is it again? Is it Bayesian? That's just the probabilities there.

You have five kids at that in 1934. One of them is not seeing a 18. Yeah. If they are quintuplets, though, you might think, oh, they're all same kind. kind of what or something. Perhaps. On this day in 1959, the U.S. Army sent a flight into space.

Two monkeys, Abel and Baker. They both survived, and they were like, it was suborbital, but they say it's space. And they're like, all right, we'll keep going a little farther then. On this day in 2016, a three-year-old boy falls into a gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. Rescue by a team that shot a 400-pound gorilla named Harambe after the rescuers concluded the boy's life could be at stake. R-I-P-Horambi.

Do you see the White House posting about Harambe? You're kidding. I am not. They're just doing bits. What are we getting? Just a long tribute to him from at the White House. house. Whatever.

What if that was Barron? Like hey, I want to, give me the thing for a minute. What if Barron is running the account? They're like, give me the thing for a minute. He got a hand on the phone. I want to know more about Barron. You can't type on it because his hands are too big. How tall is he?

Six eight, six nine. On this day in 2016, New Orleans Pelicans Guard Bryce DeGene Jones. is that what his name is? Dejean Jones. He was shot and killed. Was that here?

By an apartment resident in Dallas. Yeah. He thought it was his girlfriend's place, and he kicked down the door. Did we have to give him a pick? I might have to victim blame a little bit. I mean, you did kick down someone's door. Even if you did think it was your girlfriend's,

that's probably not a good thing to do either. Now, should you get shot and killed for it? That's for the fan to decide. I think if a cowboy dies in San Francisco, we should get at least a comp pick. This is the city where we will mistakenly shoot people at various houses, though. That time period, too, right? That was kind of a thing, the trend.

It was a TikTok thing. It was in. It was in in 2016. This day in 2019. Do you guys think it would be funny if we just started producing something that was like pop-up video, but it was for just last month or like last year or something. Or I love the 90s type thing. I thought those shows were good.

I like your idea here. But if the premise is just that things move so fast that you would literally be doing it. Like I look. Remember Friday? Yeah, I like it. With news stories. I like your idea a lot. Hey, thanks, man.

The whole thing. We have a lot of. ideas. Yeah. The implementation. But Jake's pretty good at making me do stuff, though. Like, let's do this thing now. On this day in 2019, it lists this.

This is the adjective they give. Novelist McKenzie Bezos. Okay. This one pledges to give away half her fortune to charity after finalizing her divorce from Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos. She was an engineer. It says right here, novelist. She was a big part of the company. It says right here she's a novelist.

We're trying to turn her into what's her name. And on this day in... The pill lady that was with Jay Howard Marshall and Nicole Smith. On this day in 2020, organizers of the Boston Marathon canceled the event for the first time in its 124-year history because of coronavirus. Now, participants who verify that they ran 26.2 miles on their own could get. their finishers medal. Yep. Which is hanging right here behind me.

I ran the 2020. In fact, 2020 was my year of the marathon. I ran the Boston, the London. You did. Boy, I just, I took them all in. I did the Boston one at home on my treadmill, but I put a little IED next to the thing. See, he's the bad person.

I'm not. I didn't laugh at all. I wanted it to feel real. And today is May 28th, this day in Dumb Zone history. In 2021, we had Wim Hof on the show. Nice. You're doing great. You're doing fantastic.

And the funny thing about having... He didn't know which curse words he could and couldn't say. That would happen when we would have people from other countries on. We had to dump them twice and then had to tell him, hey, you know, Dan was trying to explain the FCC. And then later on in the interview, he tried to censor him. himself for saying damn. And then we had to explain, well, you can say that. That makes it worse.

You can kind of say ass if you want. Now they're in the spend cycle. It doesn't make sense. But he left us with a cold shower a day, keeps the doctor away. Wim Hof was once like underwater and freezing water for, I don't know, he's got all the records.

He can hold his brother a long time. Yeah, because no one else wants to go under freezing water. Like, yeah, the records, whatever you did it in, dude. You're the one guy. You just don't want to be the ice man. That's it. Caleb Williams is the ice man.

Good point. Birthdays today, we have Michael Ower. O'er. O'Her. It's 40. Legal battles. Where did that get left? He's the guy that was depicted in the blind side. Yeah. The real story.

They've been fighting. Yeah. Good movie. Are you in it? Nope. Just a big fan. What's the movie you're in? My All-American.

My All-American? Blast All-White Texas team. If I see that, rent it or whatever, could I find you? You'd have to know. I mean, I'm on the screen a couple different times. Did you look like Butters growing up? That's what I've pictured, yeah. Yeah.

And just as sweet, right? Acted like him, too, yeah. Little Blake would have probably been just as obedient as Butters is, too, parents. David Shula is 67. Craig Kimbril, 38. Kirk Gibson, 69.

Johnny Peralta is 44. I've always had a big problem with him. Is it because he spells his name funny? Yes. Yahani. Now, the name John is spelled funny unless it's because you've seen it the way it is all these years

and you're like, oh, that's normal. J-O-H-N doesn't make any more. sense than J-H-O-N. He's J-H-O-N-N-Y. Glenn Rice is 59. Not the one who had sex with Sarah Palin, right? Or he is the one who had sex with Sarah Palin. He is.

Yeah, he is. Nice. Yeah. Seth Rollins, 40. Clayton. Yep, wrestler. I went a long time thinking he was. was Henry Rollins' son.

Yeah, that's not his real name. Percy Harvin is 38? Would smoke weed before every game? Oh, yeah. For migraines? Many such cases. He was part of the Seahawks locker room fight before the Super Bowl or something? He was.

Did he have the flag? He was holding it. Actor Jake Johnson is 48. He's a new girl. Says here, New Girl. Jurassic World. What is New Girl? The Zoe de Chappelle show on Fox.

It was on regular Fox? Pretty sure. Colby Coulee. Colby Calais? Colet. Good God, Percy Harvin was a ball. Is 41? Who's that?

That says here for Blake. Singer. Who is that? Is it a man? She just did some girl music in the late aughts. She was on my iPod. Colby Cayat. How do you say it?

Kobe Calais. Calais. He's a whole ass famous people, Dan. 40 years old, this woman. I've never heard of her. You had never heard of Lindsay Sterling before this guy. I know. He knows all the female.

He may be more in touch with... Pop culture? Fim pop culture, for sure. Yeah. All that POV. Actor Louis Mastillo, Mastillo is 68. He was in Mike and Molly.

Big Mike and Molly guy. What is it just Blake Day? Listen. What are we doing? Every day is a birthday. Is it Master Chief's birthday? Every day is Blake Day. Trying to bring down the average age of birthdays.

And this is what you get. Well, let's bring it up then. John Fogarty is 81. See? I need the roast twins to do that. I don't think I know really exactly. Is that blues traveler? CCR, brother.

Okay. What is the blues traveler? He loves rain. Okay. They have songs called, Have You Ever Seen the Rain? Who Will Stop the Rain? It came out of the sky. Yeah.

They just love effing rain. Where am I? Elizabeth Hasselbeck is 49. Jep Robertson is 48 from Duck Dynasty. He's a real one. Willie's not. Patch Adams, the real guy, is 81. There's a real doctor who inspired the movie, Patch Adams.

Britt McHenry is 40 Lose some weight, baby girl I believe recently in the news For possibly getting in a fight with Diana Rossini Over The commander's GM at the time Oh really? Scott McLuhan

Nice Britt McInery had her car toad Yeah I think it might have been in Austin Something like that Lose its little weight honey And Give me my camera

Reback. Dumb's own birthday of the day is Rudolph Giuliani is 82. I thought he died or wouldn't he dying? No. You know if he died. Yeah, but he was like dying

like last week. They were saying he's not doing well. That'll be on our pop-up video next week. Remember whenever I remember whenever Sasha Baron Cohen kind of got him in that most recent thing?

He's like laying on that bed and yeah. I nail the girl. Oh, yeah. That really hurt his career. What's his career? Whatever he is.

He stands out in front of four seasons landscaping. Do you still have that shirt? Yeah, somewhere. Because I... With gritty on it. It's not that. The Flyers mask. But I'm very excited about just in the mail yesterday,

I got my... I got a Bits shirt for the DZGSC. Oh, good. Because I feel like that is the place for Biersk. bit shirts, right? Definitely. There will be no just plain black t-shirt at the DZG. I'm hiding

the announcement back here. At the end of the show, don't want to go nuts about it, but I know people are going to be talking. I like to see you show out. The black t-shirt will not be there. Born on the Stay Now Dead, Jerry West,

Rob Ford. I got plenty to eat at home. And let's let Blake Day continue with James Michael Tyler. Gunther? Gunther from Friends. What? Clemson grad as well. Gunther from Friends, his last television appearance.

Was that the reunion? The reunion? The reunion show. They had a character named Gunther. He ran Central Perk. He had a crush on Rachel. Can you start doing these at the beginning of the show so he's in a better mood for the rest of the show? Yeah, because you can really tell how he per- Yeah, pepping his step here. Wasn't he on another show? Like in real life?

Probably, I mean, often actors are not just limited to one. No, hell, I don't know, Blake. Yeah, I'm trying to make this segment younger. I'm not going to talk about Three's Company. Dead on this day is still dead. Phil Hartman. Dude. I don't know how he's thought of, rated-wise or not,

but the older I get, I feel like he's like a top-five. comedic talent. You just don't hear people talk about him as much, but, man. Gary Coleman died on this day. Harambe. And Mark Eaton. Jazz, calves. Was he a jazz center?

That's what I would have thought. Dies in a bike accident. Whoa. Which makes us think, should NBA centers ride bikes. Yeah. The two that we know of who have ridden a bike. Yeah.

Now, maybe they just don't do a story. If former NVA Center rides bike, drives home, parks it. But we have heard of Sean Bradley and Mark Eaton in the last couple years. Yeah. Look into that. Both probably in Utah, too. And that's what happened.

Because they're already. So tall. They're already so tall. They're falling faster. then yeah, when there's... The bike just takes off because of the gravity is so different when an NBA big rides a bike in Utah.

That's the dumbest shit ever. No, no, I think we should look into this. All right. It is time for closing remarks or just to say goodbye. Did we have something planned for closing remarks? A couple things. Y'all did. Do your funniest bit ever that you're talking about.

I thought you wanted to play your funny AI. No, there was something we were going to do I know we have liners to do But there was something you all wanted to do Didn't Blake have something yesterday that we didn't want to do Liners? That we are Maybe tomorrow We need to do some Fox 4 stuff

Yeah But that's that's off the air I thought we had a bit God damn it Clayton Why don't you remember anything You don't talk to me Adios, mofo We gotta go before this becomes a zoo

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