The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 6-22-26 | Mavs hire Dusty May and Dan has bought in on Christian Parker

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneA big weekend to catch up on featuring Chappy vs. the HOA, the Mavs hire a coach, and Dan is 100% in on Christian Parker after hearing his first press conference with the media (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (48:14) - Sports: Mavs hire Michigan's Dusty May (59:19) - Dan is stoked about Christian Parker (01:26:32) - Japan has a black goalie (01:38:08) - News: A Tesla hit a house (01:56:57) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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The fifth inning. After the break. That feels right. After the no puppet drop. A lot of sports today, I see. He doesn't do that anymore. Woke. That's right.

I did it for you. Did we, do we not do it for Jake? I thought that was the point of it, because I think I like, Like a reminder of tougher times? A lot of us like that. A reminder of... I don't mind at all. Escape.

I don't know. I don't think I stop because of that. I don't think I stop because of that. I don't feel like I stop. I just feel like some things... Sure. Well, then bring it back. Go for...

Why don't you get off of his ass? Okay. I think I represent a portion of the audience that like the No Puppet Drop. We do have a lot of sports. God, for a summer. For a summer weekend. Well, I mean... There's like a lot's going on.

You know that back nine of a major. Although he was right. I thought about sarcastically tweeting him and violating my rule of never tweet Bob, but he's famous for issuing that just gives a back nine of a major your time. Well, he's always right on that. It always is kind of good. Yeah, well, I would say the one time you would think it would be not

is when a guy seven up heading into the day. Yeah, but who knew everybody hated him and... Oh, I did. because I was with my dad. Does your dad hate Wyndham Clark? Yeah, I mean, he just, he knew the locker room story. That's tough to love a guy. What's the locker room?

So he tore up a locker room when he got mad once? Last year, at the Open. Not the Open. At the U.S. Open. Not the hollowed ground of the U.S. The fifth major. So Bob has said give the back nine of a, or the last, on Sunday, give the back nine of a major chance.

Can I claim in the NBA finals give overtime a chance? I think the argument that he's making is more geared towards the fact that a lot of people don't like golf. Me being one of them. I'm going to watch the finals either way. Your point, I take it. Let's pick the most important part of a match for everyone to watch. Yeah, I'm with you. But you can't claim that.

But it was a lot of sports. It was a lot of sports. And it was a lot of dad time for me. Although my dad's like me. He kind of disappears for like an hour or two hours at a time. That's one thing you learn when you're around your parents for a few days. You start to figure out their habits. Now, where does he go?

Dog park, walk, bike ride. Just to get away? Yeah. Which I'm, yeah. I now know where I got it from. It's good. You got to let the air out, you know? You really do.

We have a sit-in today. We know him from the past. He is Tim Glaze. Are you with the same publication? South Lake Style magazine. South Lake Style. Based still in South Lake. And what says style?

Like Dan McDow. I guess actually all of us today. You're like a multi-time. They kind of built the boat out of Dan over there. For sure. When they were interviewing Mary for the job, they were like, we're excited to hear all these great ideas you might have right for this magazine. I was like, oh, totally, I have a ton of good ideas.

and the only one I really had was interview Dan. It's a good start. And I got that out. Hey, what about that lady that was working for the Wall Street guy that was running those sex dungeons? Dungeons and Dragons Lady. Try to track her down. Silence. He doesn't want to touch it.

What's it like being a mom while also running a sex dungeon? So do you know that many years ago, Tim Glaze, what would you cover? school football for different publications or was it mainly one publication? Dallas Morning News. This little bit called Star Local Media, which I think still covers high school sports, worked for them for a while. I was a Plano Star Courier, vet. That's right.

So I think if you're, if you cover high school football, or if you're in the world of high school football, which I used to be in, but I'm not anymore. I was in the broadcast world, not the player world. You know, you're filling your broadcast, so you'll do halftime interviews, you'll do pregame interviews and whatnot. So if I can't get like the coach from the other team, maybe I'll get a media member who covers the other team. Yeah. And let's just say, hypothetically, I'm covering a game for like, let's say Argyll. Hypothetically.

And we were going to play like Lovejoy. And let's say it was 2016. Sure. I would probably call Tim Glaze. I'm young. I would probably refer to him in a more professional manner than just Tim or Timmy. Anyway, I would have him on my pregame show, I would think. So let's go to 2016, Argyle Football, the pregame show,

before they are going to play Lovejoy and see what we can find here. All right, welcome back to everybody to the Rapid Man Urgent Care Pregame Show here on the Argal. Played at normal speed. It is. I wasn't sure if that was normal speed. Uh-huh. We're nervous. This is little tiny baby Blake.

Oh, I feel you. Could barely say a word. Welcome back to Argo. You go football. He has a little bald-up fist, kind of a ruddy face. I don't know. all wrinkly. Look at all those little wrinkles. He'll grow out of that. Xbox hat.

Anyway, this is Blake in 2016. Let's see who he interviews. All right. Welcome back to the Rapid Net Urgent Care Pre-game show here on the Argyal Broadcasting Network. Joining us now on the Chick-Fleigh hotline is Timothy Glaze. He's a sports writer for the Plano Star Courier and the Allen American to give us a look inside the matchup between Argyll and Lovejoy. Hey, Tim. How's it going? Blake, man, I'm doing great. Thanks for having me. Yeah, of course. Thanks for taking time out to do this. Lovejoy enters this year in a new district with a... It is.

Fast forwarding, man. We're getting right to football right there. I love it. Yeah. We're getting right. There's no weekend check. There's no bullshit. Thanks for being here.

Now, we did have four sponsors mentioned before we get to the first question. Like, the Hotline's sponsored. Everybody wants it on the action. Chiffelay? Yeah. Dang. Encolos or whatever. Yeah, how do you get Chick-fil-A to sponsor the hotline?

The play-by-play guy runs a Chick-fil-A. Okay. Dude, listen. I mean, I'm sure you do know this, Dan, from you were around high school of sports a little bit, but for a while, high school and college sports, I swear like they were running on Chick-fil-A. Yeah. It's like 90% of the meals that the media, the staff, and the players eat

are just Chick-fil-A from a table. Yep. It's everywhere all the time. So why not sponsor the hotline while we're at it? So in this particular game, I found this interesting because they were talking about a player. And you always wonder, like, Did Blake ever announce a game for a guy who would go on to become really famous or kind of famous or whatever?

So on this team... Is he talking about Bumper Pool? That's the first thing I thought. They have some great players starting, of course, with Junior Bumper Pool at linebacker. He's already gotten an offer from Alabama just after his sophomore year. Arkansas, right? He went to Arkansas. He is right now, then he left Arkansas as Arkansas's all-time leading tackler.

He was awesome. Yeah. And his brother's swimming was even better. Is that a joke? I feel like that's a joke, but his dad named him bumper. It's not like that was his name. It's not his real name. Well, actually, his name was like John, and then he changed it legally in 2016.

Or excuse me, he legally changed it, I think, at the age of 16. Yeah, you're right. Amazing. But his dad, yeah, his dad was really into bumper pool. In that game, Argyle would beat Lovejoy 33 to 21. Where are you a bumper? But I want you to do this now. You think about how much can you change in a year?

Certainly now, I look at you. I guess you can. Certain people can change a lot in a year. I don't think I've changed that much year to year, maybe similar to 10 years ago. You know, in many respects, you're probably very similar to 10 years ago. Yeah. But, you know, when you leave your kid, when your kid is one month old and you come back,

like your kid would change significantly, whatever. So how much can you change if you're a young broadcaster between 2016's Homa Opener and then 2017's? Well, let's listen to 2016. This is the young broadcaster in question. All right. Welcome back, everybody to the Rapid Net Urgent Care Pregame Show here on the Argyll Broadcasting Network. joining us now on the Chick-Fleigh hot. Okay, very fast forward, very, you know, fired up and all this kind of stuff.

A little nervous, perhaps. No doubt. He's got me on. I know. Let's go to year two. Same guest. Same host? All right, everybody.

Welcome back to the Merrill Lynch pregame show. It's time now for the scouting report. Brought to you by walks at Hatchelago play. And on the line right now, we've got Tim Glaze, a writer for the star local media for the past eight. You know, just somebody discovered edible. Kind of like, yeah, I've been doing this a while. I've got return cut now. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and you're a steady, right? Returning guest, it feels comfortable. Do I call him Tim this time? Tim Clay's. Oh, I wonder, let's see. I like this. I like the groove, though, too, man. For sure.

All right, everybody, welcome back to the Merrill Lynch pregame show. Merrill Lynch they get this year. Jeez. Yeah, man. These are clients who are out of our. God. Time now for the scouting report. Brought to you by Wauce Hatchie.

Brought you by Waxahatchie. Wachshachie is... They'll bring you the car and sign the paperwork right there on your kitchen table. Advertising on an Argyll game? Do you know how far away that is? Yeah, West Spence lives in Argyll. And on the line right now, we've got Tim Glaze, a writer for the star local media for the past eight. We're friends now.

We know him now. Argyll beat Lovejoy last year. I'm not scared of this guy anymore. He's got no threat. I ran into Tim. times. This is a podcast, Blake, now. Bumper's only a junior at this point.

Yep. Anyway. Yeah, we go back. That's excellent. Welcome to Tim Glaze. Timothy Glaze. Thank you, thank you. Back in the studio.

We can look at our weekend check over the weekend. Actually, Puddle Pools, it was pouring all day on Friday in where we lived. So Puddle Pools came out on Saturday. delivered me the report soon after that. I don't know. Everything's good. We jump in, we swim in the pool. It's extremely clean.

It's all of our old pool companies in one. They do it all. They could do repairs. They will brush down the pool for you. They'll, you know, make sure the levels of all the chlorine and the whatnot. I don't know. Phosphorus, is that a thing? Yeah, it's in a pool.

You think it's in a pool? I don't know what it is. Yeah. But they keep you safe and they got a deal right now where they will give you a free month if you lock in for a year with puddlepools.com slash the dumbzone or dumbzone? It's dumbzone. It's puddlepools.com slash dumbzone. Also, pro tip, he usually has it on screen too. I know you're not a big fan of the screen there in front of you.

What do you mean? You can just look down there at the thing in front of us. Oh, on TV. A little handy guy. On the YouTube. Puttopools.com slash dumbzone. You can get a month free when you sign up for a year. I have people staying at my home right now, and they hit us up, and they said, hey, this pool.

This is incredible. Very nice. Thanks for keeping a clean. Do you say hands off? No, I said those definitely aren't cameras back there. You guys keep doing what you're doing. Puddlepools.com slash dumbzone. All right.

I want to go last That's what I want to say Wow Yep It's a big move I know I will start us off And let's see here

Oh So I'll tease a little something I had Have coming up on the show I listen to some Christian Parker The Cowboys New Defensive Coordinator I'm pretty fired up about him And I can't wait until you get to hear this and be fired up about him as well.

That's later in today's show. But when do I listen? You know, throughout the weekend and maybe I'm finishing me up this morning. And so my wife is home. She works in a school and she's now home for the summer. Nobody talks about you guys. Everybody talks about the teachers. They say, oh, man, what a life.

That's got to be great. You got all this time off in the summer, but nobody thinks about the man standing behind that woman most of the time. Yeah. Having to put up with their entire routine and day just upended because now somebody's home and wants to know what's going on. So this morning, though, because she'll usually be in there watching the Today Show or some other thing. And, you know, it's good. So I, you know, it's getting second cup of coffee, I believe. and that she comes in with important information.

Now it's, as you said, this is disrupting my routine. And so my play is to very, like I make a big show out of it. I very slowly pull my phone out of my back pockets. Quite obviously put my index finger out like I'm ET. And I hit pause on the podcast or this particular thing was a Dropbox. link I was listening to and she's like oh you're oh I'm sorry I go you know like all right let's no need for all this let's just get to the point of I had to pretty urgent I had to get out of the living room off the couch that's a big deal that's hard to do I know there's a tractor

beam there that you have to break free from to get into the kitchen to start talking to you about this and so I'm like all right honey Did you know about Juneteenth? Dude, we've lived here. No. Full on, no idea? Six, seven years or whatever. She's like, uh, so do you know, like that she goes, I never really knew what this thing was?

And then she goes, apparently, like, it's the day they, that they told, they got to Texas and told the slave. that they would be free. It was two years after the Emancipation Proclamation, two years after. And I was like, it's crazy. Yeah, like, I did not do the, I didn't do us with tamales. I didn't want to extend it. Yeah. But I just found that fascinating that. Well, because I told you, we never, I didn't learn about it growing up. I had zero ID until I moved to Texas. But now I have lived here for two decades. There is that. There is the fact that I over index it as a because it was a big part of, to the extent that something that was about that could be, it was a big part of Texas history.

But almost 30 years, like, what would your girls say? Would they be equally shocked? Because they're like, it's been around our whole lives, pretty much. Right? Yeah, I don't know. I'll have to ask my girls about that. I did get one of the girls on the phone this week, the non-athlete girl. And she indicated that she did know the first name of the most popular WNBA player.

Okay. She didn't get Clark. Okay. But she knew it was Caitlin something. All right. And she was thinking C. We'll see about mom at a later time. Yeah, I didn't ask my mom.

I didn't want to ruin that off the air. I'm pretty sure my mom is, she's got to be clueless about that. Another thing this weekend, I just, for some reason, I very rarely, unless I'm looking for audio for something, I don't listen back to our show. But for some reason, it popped up that it was the, so if you're a subscriber of the show, you can also get like a weekend wrap up. So what is it? Put that in the article. Patreon.com slash the dumbzone or dumbzone.com, two different ways that you could actually subscribe and you get some Tuesday, Thursday action. It's gold. I feel like Nathan from Generation Kill

when the reporter's around, I'm like, right where you see. Yeah. Don't sugarcoat. Don't encourage what he is. Right what he is. So I thought, well, let's check out this weekly wrap-up. This was last, this wasn't just A couple days ago, it was like the week before, so it was June 13th. And let's see, how are we being represented? Like, who's doing the weekly wrap-up? Is it intern Jack? Is it Trey?

Who's doing this thing? Turns out it's intern Henry. Did we all know that? Okay. I don't know what's going on. All I know is we do the show and then people cut it up. I make the meal, and then I don't know what happens after the meal. So here's what the weekend wrap-up is, though, Jake.

I don't know if you know this. Here it is. Get to it, Henry. What's up, you crazy fuckers? Oh, my God. I hope y'all are kicked back and enjoin. Hell yeah. We're getting that explicit tag.

Right. Why? This is what we use. It's not representing us. He's not the first person to do that. It seems like anyone doing the wrap-up just lets it fly. Oh, I work with Dan and Jake. I can say what I want.

But this isn't even represent, like, this isn't what Dan and Jake's show usually is. Like, certainly it's available if you want to swear, if you need it. But it's like, I feel like that was a bit shock value. Yeah. That we're just throwing it right in your face. And you talk about Year 2 Blake being laid back. Yeah. Let's just sit back and listen to intern Henry here for a moment.

... Your Saturday. Probably a little less. crazy than last week, which, by the way, thanks to all the people that came out to the summer event, dude, like, that was another hell of a time. I wasn't really sure it would work at an indoor event, but y'all had it packed out in the range. Henry, not positive, but we overcame the doubters. That's right. Made it to where, like, that was definitely the right choice. But, yeah, it was a lot of fun. I had a good time meeting some of y'all and hanging out. And, uh, I appreciate a ton of kind words.

Everyone I've met that follows the show seems to be super genuine, which it's not what you're getting out of most people these days. So it's a nice refresher. He just transitions into his soapbox. I mean, look out. Look around, dude, you know. Waves hands. Some people that call it help.

But yeah, it was a blast. You know, some really good music. seemed to have a little crowd control action. We're just getting like, now this is Henry's opinion. What's the first segment? This is Henry's opinions. And the Brandon Aubrey thing,

I had no idea that was happening. Like not. Most people didn't. Apparently that was like a last minute edition. Yeah. But props to him for showing out. I feel like that kind of rounded out the experience. I actually gave up my chair behind the stage for Brandon.

How long is this? Before he went on. And the guy is the best kicker in the league soaking up my ass particles. It kind of got me a little horn. I'm not going to lie. What? I'm regretting having a cigarette with this kid. What just happened?

What's he talking about now? Yes. I got that weekend check for you guys to start the show off today. I wasn't the only one that had a really good time. I know the guys were pleased with the turnout. So we'll check in on their experience if you missed Monday's show. And then I got coverage of the worst. move maybe in college sports history.

I don't know. Maybe that's a stretch, but the whole... I think what we're doing now is just teasing the... Yeah, yeah, we're run down. We're teasing the segments that I'm going to play. But with a little editorializing, by the way. But the thing that you can read right there, it's all says it right there. It says Brandon Soresby and everything, but now I'm going to...

I got to give a little bit of my take on each one of these. Also, his enthusiasm when he was speaking. Oh, dude, yeah, it was so cool. Oh, yeah, I got horny. All right, now these guys Fing shows, I don't know I mean, maybe it's a big deal, maybe it's not.

I don't know, bro. It's not me, though. I don't know. Anyway, that's my weekend show. It's really good. Jesus. Really good. Thanks, Henry.

Oh, and I'll just say it because I just looked at myself. Yeah, I shaved a mustache. I wanted to, it's a World Cup. It's America, 250 mustache. That's right, yeah.

I'm trying to decide what it is. It's just... America 250 is good. America 250 mustache. But I keep forgetting that I have it. Like I was talking to John Kukler, our man downtown, this morning. And he's like, hey, nice mustache.

I was like, oh, God damn, I forgot. And then the worst time to forget is when you're kind of like having a little chatter with a lady that maybe at work or in the 7-11 or something. Something you're just like, and then you're thinking she's, she's like smiling. She's actually looking at you. She's laughing, but I didn't know that.

I'm thinking this chick. Loves America. Totally loves my vibe. Yeah. This is going to be great. And then, yeah, you get to the car and you see your reflection. Ah, damn it. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway. Probably the mustache. Clayton. Boys, I had the best weekend. Oh, yeah? Oh, it was so good. Got home Friday.

my meal planned ready to go done and I didn't leave the house all weekend didn't talk to anybody sat in solitude and your filth you had your food delivered uh yeah I had Uber I had Uber points that's big all right didn't have to worry about turn the phone off How do you get Uber points by having food delivered a lot? Yeah or you can pick up a lot and then you can yeah then you can later say,

don't judge me for being, for Ubering my food this weekend. I had Uber points. And you're like, oh, okay, I won't judge on that. Wait. You factor in. The only way to get that is by. Well, I have Uber one.

Right off. Uber one. So you get the deals. Tons of buy one get one deals. Pretty much. Okay. Yeah. But yeah, I did absolutely nothing.

That rules. That was amazing. That's very, would you like to do on U.S. Open weekend? I didn't even watch. Watch golf. Walk in.

I watched the little Brewer's baseball. Who didn't? That was about it. Well, Blake, your third. Yeah, I'll go. We've already got the cleanup spot filled. Yeah. I had some Father's Day stuff.

Saturday had a family party. That's right. Happy Father's Day, guys. I think. Yeah, you too. Thank you. Did your girls call you? Yes.

Reluctantly. Yeah. Mom had to send the text. My parents got me a card. Your dad's not going to take a well. A card. A card. Yeah. Performative.

Now, did your wife make your kids do anything for you? No, she's not home. Usually there's prep time and, like, I mean, draw something for you or something. I don't know. That's why I thought kids were a cheat code. Yeah. Like, if I went through the effort to make them make something for my wife,

That was my gift. Yeah, but see, there's some limitations to this, much like pro flowers. I mean, I pay a lot of money. I pay everybody pays, pays a lot of money to send the kid to the school, but they make something at school for, that doesn't count. Right, right. Now it's like, well, they were already going to make that. Well, yeah, but they were going to make it for Mother's Day.

So I don't, well, now I have to go to the Clay Place. Right. I do appreciate Father's Day being second because I didn't do anything for Mother's Day. day. So when it comes back around, it's turnabouts fair play. Yeah, you don't really want anything, do you? I didn't. No. Yeah. No.

You know, except. Never mind. Did you get that? No. Of course not. So I didn't do a ton, but I do have two things I've been sitting on for a little bit. The first, I saw this PSA for marijuana use in the 80s. This came across the group chat, and

it's insane. Remember when everyone was scared of marijuana? Yeah, I mean... Think marijuana is harmless? So 80s. Guy and joined himself in mustache. He's doing some machinery. He's still high.

Think again. Okay, so he was doing a limbo, but then they showed him later doing a limbo into a wood chipper. Well, he was at work. Yeah. I guess throwing some wood into the wood chipper, but he was high. So he was like, I remember when I did the

I feel like I'm at a backyard party. We did the limbo into the wood chipper. And at the end, just don't do drugs. Right. And his blood splatter ends up all over his coworkers. Yeah. And then they get high from that. Contact.

Don't you want to be in the room? Oh, no. Don't you want to be in the room? Yes. That's really good. Limbo into the wood chipper. I did catch a little bit of wings this weekend. Hey.

I'm the WNBA expert on the show. They got the dub. I'm just the only one. Big free throws. I checked and had a physical, yeah, when I saw that they came back and won. They did come back. Chicago was just absolutely man, woman handling them in the paint. I think they call it period handling.

Gotcha. All right. So they, Scott, yeah, the Chicago Sky are up big on the wings. And they're talking about how Chicago wants to get off to a fast art. Hey, why don't you show me the. team that does not want to get off to a fast start? You know. Anywho, they're talking about the importance of a fast start.

Skyler Dickens is talking about how it's so important, blah, blah, blah. There's no doubt young Blake and Tim Glaze wants to discuss that. Lovejoy. How does that very thing? That very thing. Could be over early? Could they give bumper pull some carries? I like the WNDA too.

I'm sorry. You're coming around. It's coming around. All right. Super bad report. It's hard to tell. but the court side reporter can just chime in. It's not a hears.

Right. They got like a booger. Sure. And so she chimes in with, I just think, a horrible point. Remarge told us, he said, I think we've proven we can take punches and still give effort. So we have to have a mindset of throwing the first punch. I mean, this league is too good for you to get down in double digits in the first quarter. You can be even the rest of the game and then still lose.

So, completely, yeah, that's just math. What? You know, if you get down by one digit in the first quarter and are even the rest of the game, then you will lose. You're going to be super disappointed at the end. Rewine. This league is too good for you to get down in double digits in the first quarter. You can be even the rest of the game and then still lose. I hate that.

That's this league. I hate that. This league is too good. They have other ones where they just lop off the part where you're down. The MNBA, the NFL. Loser stuff. Like, but this league. That's probably not how she meant to say that.

So they don't have a big piece of man meat on the sideline for their, like, shouldn't they? Oh, right. Yeah, they got clavicular. Yeah. Or like a Chippendale's type dancer. Like just some hot dude. He doesn't. Dick out there.

No, it's Tiffany Blackman. TB. Sure. Because we put eye candy for ladies. I mean, truthfully, they probably just get like eye candy for ladies. That's good point. Yeah. Yeah.

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I told you guys when I left that I was going to spend the weekend with Chappie. That's right. At his house. Yeah. It was a condensed day. We didn't get there until Saturday evening. And then we left this morning. So, Anor and I left this morning.

The other two stayed. But, yes, I will get to that. First, I did have, I didn't, I sort of lied last week when I was telling you guys about my whole double life, but I had a, like, the final performance of like this sketch class I took. Final exam? Pretty much. Yeah. And there's nobody there. It's not like, there were no nerves at all.

Like doing stand up, open mic, even in front of 10 people is very nerve wrecking. Are you given a time requirement? It's supposed to be, it's definitely supposed to be under five minutes. And I think mine was like three and a half to four. For stand up or for? No, for a sketch. Yeah, but no crowd. That really eats into your crowdwork, doesn't it?

It's not crowdwork. Now, the sketch, though, it's not just you, right? It is. Oh. It's like, you know the sketch that Will Farrell has in his audition tape is get off the shed. I'm familiar with get off the shed. No, Blake? No.

You didn't grow up just like an SNL junkie like we did, did you? That's so weird. But anyways, you've seen that then, Tim. 100%. And Clayton, I would assume, and Dan. That started in his audition tape. It's just him. There's no other characters.

It's shorter. So you just have to come up with like a character and do it. It's, again, very, very weird, but it's super, super fun. Oh, it's the guy at the barbecue. Yeah. Or at the grill yelling get up. Hey, Timmy. Oh, so that's what you're doing.

Hey, it'd be great to get off that. I was picturing stand-up. No, no. This is like you have to write a sketch. And TC wrote some and they're hilarious. Like TC sketches, they're very good. So then it was time to go to Chappies. And, you know, my dad lives at Robson, Robson Ranch,

which is a part of a large conglomerant of 55 and older communities all over the country. I guess they're based somewhere in Arizona. And this is like a fairly well-known thing. I guess. I've told other people, and they're like, oh, it's a Robson place because it's very nice, but they also have a lot of rules, as we've talked about. And I think my dad has this dynamic where he wants to live in a place where there's lots of rules, and then he wants to bitch about it. I think he likes to have, like, authoritarian rule almost and then complain. Because I'm like, I would, I would never live here, ever. Like, even for the money they pay to live there.

Like what, are we talking about? You can't have your... Last time I was talking to him, there was something with his landscaping. He had to get something fixed. He didn't want to pay for it. They were mandating it. Just imagine an HOA times 100. A list of approved vendors you can have on your house, what you can have in your front yard.

We had to have stickers on our cars to say guests. You can't have kids that live there. You can't... Get ticketed if your lawn's too high. Weeds are grown. We had a not insignificant conversation. So 10 minutes over how to park the cars in the driveway. I'm not kidding.

And he was worried about it. He's like, oh, that's actually not part of the driveway. So if we're parked there, I know it looks, it's my driveway, but that part's not driveway. This is insane. Oh, he can't block the sidewalk, a lot of walkers? I guess. So it's just, there's a, there's just a weird dynamic of, of just your family and their family, right?

They're two older people. They do their own thing, and now we're there. They have two dogs that bark nonstop when you enter and leave the home. So that's freaking my kids out. They're complaining the whole time. I'm worried about the dogs. And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you. We're here.

I want to go home. We're here. This is what we're doing. but it was very it was it was nice it was nice to get to hang out we did play catch okay you and chappie we had a catch have you guys ever done that not enough obviously yes we did a lot but it's been a while can he throw yeah i expected it to look really jacked up and i because i was like you must have had a and it's not it's pretty normal he's stoned out of first pitch before he did it at an astros game Have ever played catch with your mom?

Like, where do you get this from? Yeah, I don't know. The inability to throw. Why did he throw out the first pitch? UPS. Well, I guess I didn't hear. You just said that and I missed that. I'm sorry.

And an Astroski. He threw out a first pitch. He did. He was like a, you know, he was there a lot of time. Do we have that video? We were looking for with this. I was certainly pre-Iphone. Yeah.

But we were, we think we have it. We need to look for it. And that's going to get me to my final story. I'll save the rest for tomorrow. this morning I was going through some old video footage, some old tapes I have, because I saw a video

one of clavicular's buddies is known as the Paris Prince. He's one of these like kick streamer guys and I saw a video of him walking down the streets of Paris, some just slap dick looking he looks like clavicular

clavicular but he's smoking two cigarettes at once. Okay. And this is how much he smokes. This is how French he is, Dan. He's like, when I say I double my nicotine consumption, I did not mean, I mean I'd smoke two cigarettes at once, and he's just fucking sawing on it. And I was laughing. It was in my group chat, and somebody brought up, like, we had a friend who used to do this. And so I have all these videos that I had acquired when we screened the

movie Jackass in the theater. I went and found all of my old Jackass style tapes. New Jackass this Friday, by the way. Yeah. Wow. And we're not doing a show next week. For your off week. Maybe we'll have to do a special review. We're all definitely seeing it, right?

The answer will be how many times. During the week, we have to do it. Like, we're asking you to. You wouldn't go see Jackass without the show? I want to remember them during their good times. It's still fastball. I don't want to see, is it? Man, they've.

You don't want to see 50-year-old guys doing it? No, I don't. I want to remember. I remember. I want to remember renting a car and taking it to the demolition derby and trying to return it. That's the jackass I want in my brain. They still have heat. They still have heat.

And when we were trying to rip that off, we had a camcorder with us at all times. And I found a video this morning of a buddy of mine, and he would do what we called the cigarette harmonica. And it's like eight to ten cigarettes. Yeah. And he would try to get them all lit at once. And I posted the video this morning. And so I'm clicking through these tapes. that my buddy Breivig had shared with me.

He's been on the show. He's the singer of Five Minutes Stranger, the old band. I find this one video that's two hours long. And it's at my house over in Bedford when I must have been 19 because I was still living here. And this is a house party with probably 50 people. This is 2004. and the camcorder is being carried around the whole night. So you've got a full-on, like, party.

Like, people are just carrying this thing around, like dancing. It's great. Goes outside. What a great memory. It's insane, dude. No one has a phone. No one has a phone. You see a couple of flip phones, little ones, but there's no phones out.

And there's one camera. It is very cool. I do fall for those videos. Dude, I have. school in 2002. So much. Yeah, yeah. We were walking around in the halls.

I love it. It's cool. So at that time, as I mentioned there, we were playing in a band and we would go, we would play usually every weekend. And we met a bunch of different people, our age, but from different high schools. And I had a house. Like I was going to UTA. I was interning for the hard line, but I didn't live in a dorm.

I didn't live in an apartment. I lived in a house in bed for like 150 bucks a month. And we would have people over. massive parties, whatever. So I'm watching being Jake's neighbor when he was at age. Fortunately, it was the grandparents of my roommate who owned the house. Like run the ball guy living next to these idiots? We had the only way it worked is because they were family.

So I'm watching this video this morning trying to find my buddy smoking the cigarette harmonica. I'm like, this is crazy. This is party. I'm scrolling through. and I'm on camera and I'm talking to some guy and I'm like in or out, in or out, what are you doing? And it's my bedroom door.

And I was like, all right, dude, I'm out, go, whatever. This dude who I don't recognize at all took that camera into my bedroom and had sex with that girl on my bed and it is half in frame on this tape. And you never knew that. I don't know her. I don't know him. They both look vaguely familiar. Can we sell this?

Can we make a lot of money off this? Dude, and it's not even the end of the tape. It's like halfway through. And then they're still out there. Like, they just took the camcorder. He carries it back out there. And he took it on purpose into the room to film himself. Now that you look at it, it had to be.

Yeah, and it's sitting like on top of my old busted ass, like 19-inch TV facing. And I was like, what the fuck? I was like, I don't know. I wanted to text people. So you're saying the. This morning you had a bad beat. Dude, I was sitting in my car. I was sitting in my car in Chapley's driveway.

And like 5 o'clock this morning. I'm like, is that chick about? Oh. Like, extremely shocking. This woman is 45 now. Yeah. Like, this is someone's teacher. This is someone's, like, this is Braden's mom.

You know? And here's some dude who looks like fucking Travis Barker. like it's the full punk emo like she's tatted up and there's she's just having sex on my bed next to my guitar my guitar is on the bed it could not look more like weird and stage it's very strange and you said it sex is messy that's that was on your bed you slept in that later felt weird man felt really really weird so that's on the next patreon we'll just put it down Yeah, is that going to be on the... So the other thing I did is I saw... Social Media clip.

I saw Toy Story 5. Here's my review real quick. Do you know anything about it, Dan? You took your kid, right? I'm hoping. Both of them. The enemy in this one is the iPad. Okay, I do know that only because I think you told me.

Yeah. Like, based on previews. I just want to say this. The iPad is bad. We all know it. It's frying. their brains. Try to limit it. But the iPad is now, it's taken on human form

type thing, okay, and it's a bad guy? Yeah. Have you seen the new parent hack? What? Get in the iPad and you change the blue light to red and it's less addicting. There's no dopamine from it. Well, less, but that's interesting. I'll try it. We limit the time pretty heavily.

But the mom on the movie gives this kid who's eight an iPad, right? And the problems arise when she starts getting made fun of in group chats. Why did you let your 8-year-old into group chats? That's not a thing that's happening.

The whole movie's like iPads are ruining kids. Look how it fucked up Molly's life. What do we do? She's a text. Nobody who's 7 should be texting. You can have an iPad without being involved in texting and like that. So wait, who's making fun of her? Her friends, yeah.

She has a peer group that she's texting with at the age of 7. Yes. And that's the part that I think. Like, I thought the movie's like, hey, look, the iPad's bad. Like, it's kind of grabbing your attention. It's like, it is. It probably is. But you know who else is worse?

Her parents. They're the real villains of this movie. And they do kind of make them look like idiots. Like, that's a thing that we're doing in movies now, too, is just make the parents look totally clueless. Just, I don't know. Maybe it's always been that way. But the movie is very, like, anti-technology. Like the parents aren't paying attention to the kids

because they're addicted to their screens. Like, who did this? Which, is it? Which company got me hooked on this? Overall, though? So good, dude. Is it, yeah. It's Toy Story.

They all are, yeah. You see Buzz, you see Woody. They're all here. Woody has a bald spot now that they have to use for bright light. Good. Because it's so brights reflects so bright. By the way, Bo Peep. What are we doing?

Hot. Super hot. Bro, come on. They keep turning her ass up, too. Yeah, that dress ain't hiding it. No. Not even trying. You just want her to beat you with that stick.

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Oh, Mesa Falls sounds nice. What's that? I'm looking at carpets for the din. Oh, okay, nice. Make sure they match the drapes. I'll hit you with a couple of quick sports notes here. This is similar to something Blake played earlier, but this is from,

Who did Cape Verde, Uruguay? Were they tie? Yeah. Spain? Spain. Well, yeah, but then they were back yesterday. Oh. They came back and tied.

Against Uruguay. Yeah. And so this is fun. It's going back and forth. This is a teeny country, right? With like a couple hundred people in it? A couple hundred three-thirty, yeah. And it was exciting.

It was fun to watch. It's back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And here's the announcer's take. Oh, my bad. That might have been me, Blake. Fart hard to try to win it back, but he touched it last. Throw in here for Cape Verde. He almost don't want to see the match break coming up because it's got momentum on both sides.

Fantastic game here. No, that is not possible. That's just a good game. They're playing the sport. They're going back and forth. Momentum, if we're going to use it for anything, it definitely cannot be a two-way same-time street. That's unfortunate. It doesn't work.

The Mavs have a new head coach. Oh, yeah. I saw that just before the show. Like right before the show. So I don't have a ton for you on it. Dusty May, Michigan head coach. I've seen like one of the best coaches in college basketball. Yeah, I mean, they just, they just won a Natty.

He was a Bob Knight guy. So he was an Indiana student manager after playing there from 96 to 2000. He was a student manager. Then he went back video. coordinator, Indiana assistant. Wow. Yeah, so he's a... And he played?

He did play. He played for Bob Knight. Okay. Yeah, he just went to Bloomfield, Indiana High School, or went to high school in Bloomfield. So, I should have done this in a different order. But it's exciting, man. I don't know where I am on, like, Mavs fandom, but it's exciting that they've got a,

they're doing it different, right? They've got Maasai. They got Mike Schmitz as a GM, who was a basketball. draft writer and now they've hired a college coach but what i did not expect at all was how he sounds um this is the head coach of texas tech right here i think that's one of the most important things that we can do is putting him back around his peers getting him back and okay this is the new head coach of the mavs who's not from texas but indiana the people with religious sport we felt like they were the best in the business when it comes to things like this.

And we'd seen their work and felt honored that they would, they would select us. He almost sounds identical to Joey McGuire to me, a little less Texan, but he doesn't look how he sounds. Is Joe McGuire Texan? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

And this guy, like I said, he looks, he doesn't look like this to me. And also, we felt like it would be great for our guys. We have a team of great human beings with personality. It sounds like a Texas high school football coach. We thought it would show. the culture of our program. That's a coach who's yelled a lot. A lot. That's the MAV's coach.

That's the MAV's coach. Okay, yeah. And he, yeah, coach in Michigan, I listened to an interview he did this morning about apparently Paramount Plus did a four-part series on Kansas and Michigan basketball this year. So I'll probably watch that just to see what's there, but something different, way different, way different.

And I would imagine you're having to pay quite a bit to get that. guy to leave a college at this point. I was going to say, one thing the Mabs are due, like. They've got to be giving bags out left and right. They are breaking the bank left and right, like in a clumsy effort to, you know, every move is an apology. Yeah. My buddy Kenny said, reminded me on Twitter, we called it your, you're divorced parents.

Like, but what if we could buy you a bunch of nice stuff to make you try to forget about the pain. These are the Kobe ring, the rape ring. Right. So I'm sure they'll have a press conference the next couple days and we'll have some fun with that. It's just so... Yeah. It's weird.

I'm certainly not there. I don't know if I ever get there. Even Cooper flag, the Cooper flag of it all makes me think of him, you know? And I realize that's the only reason that people are even holding on at all. It still makes me a little sad that they got that. lucky by getting a generational talent? Lucky. It's vision.

Do you think it was all set up? Of course it was. That's the way I think too, but then I'm told how that's just conspiracy theorist. Right. Fortune favors the bold. It's tough. It's tough to watch them do anything good. Did you watch the U.S. Open alone? A little bit, but I watched way more Rangers.

in soccer. Really? Yeah. Soccer's blowing up, man. I'll watch it every, I always watch. Well, I just mean the World Cup thing is having it. I don't know if because we have it in town, it's making it bigger. Yeah, because it's on every local programming.

Like Kukl was talking about just, I asked him. I'm like, are you guys just killing it in ratings? He said, yeah. Really? Like he's like, even the spare match. Even DZ TV. Haiti or whoever is on like a Friday at a 5 o'clock. is killing it.

Like, people are just turning it on and keeping it on in the background. Like I said, I don't know if that's because it's DFW. We have it around here, so now we also are going to watch it. I don't know if the ratings are going nuts in Cleveland. That would be interesting. I do know a lady we can ask about that. If she's paying attention to the World Cup at all. No, but I mean, yeah, that's happening.

That's more what I was watching than golf, especially with the lead, you know, when it turned out to be the way it was, which is the way it was, and we left on Friday. The only thing that was interesting to me was he was kind of ripping the fact that they were like, like, I guess his gallery on Saturday was real crappy. And like you look at the grandstands, like when he got to 18, it was half full. Like people were just not stoked about, what's his name again? Wyndham Clark.

Windham Clark. Just what a pompous, pretentious. name. Yeah. Look at this baby. Windham. His name him Windham. Yeah, I mean, he probably wasn't going to be an edge rusher. But fans were kind of like... I think golf was likely

the... Fans are against him and like he's not well liked. Yeah, they're rooting for Scotty to overtake him yesterday. Yeah, now I do know that, like, that place has a hard time getting a crowd, right? I mean, I know it's a historic

course, but it's hard to get to. My dad was trying to explain it to me. Shenacock, they did a little map. I don't know. It's just way east of New York. You got to get on like a train maybe. I don't know. But it looked awful. You know, it's hard to stop a train.

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This is an interesting, yeah, kind of like painting your parking spot at high school, which I learned about maybe 10 years ago when Dan's daughters were coming up, something. I guess you can paint your garage door. Really? Yeah, because somebody had the first page of the Constitution painted on the, like the old, like it was yellow scrolly. Yeah, and then when they press a pot.

Yeah, they allow that? You can't park on the sidewalk, but you can do that. Dude, you know, I mean, that's really getting creative with the rulebook, too. They're like, no, fucking, don't do yard signs. Don't do this political stuff. do anything weird and you're like, I'm going to paint my garage door. And then they scrambled to the HOA and like, damn it. We didn't put anything in there.

It's not. Do it at the end of this is it. Yeah, but do a rainbow and see what they do. I was going to say. Would Chappie do that as a counter? There's comedy that he would do. He wouldn't do that. Would not do a rainbow.

All right. So we're all counting down to Cowboys season. Let's be honest. We're fired up about this. I'm ingesting as much shoddy as I can, but they also gave the coordinators out to the media last week for some interviews during the minicamp. This is the last mini camp before training camp.

So this is the time for real vacations for everybody. I think even shoddy indicated he'll be having a shoddy somewhere. But this is the time, yeah, we're getting ready. we're just getting ready for the season now. And Christian Parker, so I listened to Clayton Adams and Christian Parker, their press conferences. And I came away extremely fired up after listening to Christian Parker. Mainly this guy seems like, well, here's my thing. I don't want Patch Adams to be my doctor.

I don't need bits. I prefer when somebody is like really into their thing. Like my doctor, Dr. Shorn, I've told you about him and I think his son listens to our show. No, no, no bits at all. Like I know he goes home and reads like journals. He'll be like, oh, well, lately they've, they're actually a lot of, a lot of people are talking about the fact that the Shingles vaccine doesn't need to be administered until I'm like, this is my guy. Other doctor podcasts. I believe he goes home.

Yeah, he just dives into whatever the latest. Like, he's awesome. But I don't think he knows about bits and, like, he might not know about Juneteenth, right? He's just focused on his thing. And that's what I feel like Christian Parker. I feel like he is focused on this goddamn defense and making it better. And so let me illustrate that by just showing you how the press conference starts out. We've already showed you the,

the shoddy press conference is kind of fun. He walks out. He's like, what's y'all's two? Do you married? Come together? Yeah, we're kind of like Akash, right? You got to get a little crowd work going to get yourself warmed up and then you get into the press conference.

There is no crowdwork. He's going to start serious. And they're going to talk about something they've talked a lot about in this offseason, which is communication. And I loved what he said. How are you doing? Calvin Watkins, that's funny news. I think you guys have talked a lot about communication, especially with the defense.

How you get guys who are not communicative all the time like the Doron Blan to get him and communicate more, he compares to other guys who do communicate it a lot. I'm interested in this because that's one of their big things. Lack of communication that hurt the defense last year. Doran Blan, soft-spoken, whatever, if you've ever talked to him. How do we deal with this, Christian Parker? I think that communication on the field in life in general is just different. You know, there's more extreme circumstances. and the pre-snap in terms of what you need to communicate.

So those guys embrace it. There are certain people who are giving communication and certain people are receiving it by position, not necessarily by their personality. We don't really care about that. Like if you're in a position of communication and you're commanding and you're responsible for the checks and things we have to do, that's what you have to do.

So whether you say a thousand words out of these walls or two, it doesn't matter. When we're on that grass, it's a premium. He's basically like, you just do it. It's your job. We're not, yeah, we're not sitting here around here and wondering about, like, this is your job and you're going to do your job. If you're not going to do your job, I imagine you're not going to be out there. And that's, I loved hearing that.

It's not like, well, we work with him and we talked to him. We were talking to dinner. We took Duran to dinner. Yeah. I should you talk to guys who were here last year about. This is another thing I love. Same thing. It's, uh, I should you talk to guys who were here last year about.

the breakdowns communication-wise to help you say, okay. That's why we're all talking about this, because things went awry last year. This messed up last year. We want to make sure we were going to do with me. I didn't. There had nothing to do with me, so I was more so focused on how we were going to move forward

and just making sure that we had the right mindset and approach in terms of what we believe in on how we want to play defense. So it wasn't any admonishing you about how it was wrong last year. This is the way we're doing it now. So it doesn't matter. Like whatever you did, you probably did something in college, right? Bet you did something different in high school. This is what we're doing because I'm the boss and this is the way where I'm implementing these things and this is what we're doing.

I love it. I don't know. Yeah. I love it. Just loved listening to the guy. But is he the average or is he just standing next to Brian Schott and Huyenheim? I don't know. Well, but compared to a lot of people I've heard over the years, though.

I don't know. I just like a guy that feels like he's, it could, I could get snowed. And it may be in the end, it all comes down to the players on the field, and you could be the greatest hard-nosed coach and whatever. And if you've got shitty players,

you're going to go for and whatever, how many games we got now. 13. But I prefer this. Yeah. I know when Kellen was the OC, we enjoyed listening to him because of just his insight. And he's turning out to be a pretty decent head coach.

So how do you? Maybe there's something there. And I'm not saying that Shottie can't be a decent head coach either. I want a credit here. After listening to this whole thing and learning about Juneteenth, I did all that in the same thing. Shottie hired these guys and put them in place. And we can't deny that.

Yeah, Jerry didn't know his name. These guys would not have been hired pre-Shoddy. No chance. and I don't know if it's going to turn out, but I think right now I'd say absolutely fantastic hire. Got a pedigree, learned under some of the greats, but it's not just that. It feels like he has something to. He carries himself in a certain way. Yeah, I mean, we've said this before, and I think it's a theme of the team of the staff.

I don't understand how it ended up this way because, you know, there's no way Mike McCarthy was hiring guys like this either. But for whatever reason, in Shottie's infinite quest to seem cool and hip and younger than he is, the coaches that he knows are in their mid-30s. And that's just not been the case with anybody the Cowboys have hired. The other weird part of it is that he is, I don't know. I mean, I like the guy, but it's tough to find a more nepotism-driven hire in the last 20 years of the NFL. I mean, Arthur Smith, maybe, because he was the FedEx owner's son.

But we all, I mean, Jerry straight up said, I knew his dad and his mom was awesome too. So they hired that guy as head coach and then hired two coordinators with zero nepotism or favorable treatment or preferential background at all. Like, you don't, if Shottie's on one end of the communication thing and CP is on the other, He's also on the other of the way that this normally works. Most guys have at least a name. Something. This guy had nothing. And his list of guys who have vouched for him now is like, Jimbo.

Hired him as an analyst at A&M. Mike Petton, Van Gio. I mean, the names of guys he's coached. Yeah, you could get snowed, but then you'll be one of a bunch of people. So this guy was going to get hired in the next year, no matter what. No one was hiring Shottie, polar opposites. Not even as offensive coordinator.

Maybe. Maybe if you wanted it. I got a sniff is that. Anyway, so now they're talking about, it's a long process. Okay, this question isn't in there. The, asking him about the importance of like, using short words for play calls. That's another thing that's come out of this camp is, you know, we're trying to come up with anything.

Maybe it meant to be. Some of the play calls are pretty quick. Like, that's one of the things about this new communication, right? We want to communicate well, and we want to communicate crisply and quickly and get into place and everything. So they're asking him about that. I like hearing him talk, so we're going to hear him talk. But I also need this because it's going to set up a future question. Someone's going to follow up on this, but let's listen to the short words bit.

It's a long process because there's like the different word banks. You know, so there's an Excel document that lives on my desktop. I mean, you know, you got weapons, NBA teams, insects, whatever, you know, and it's like, do we have enough inventory here that's going to fit? So weapon, well. This type of scheme or do we have enough S&W words or F&B words or whatever it might be? So what does that mean? When he's saying S and W words.

Strong and weak. Strong and weak and field boundary. Okay. So a quick spider that's strong. Whatever. That's what they're doing? You know, always Sam and Will. But field and boundary is a newer thing than what they used to do because.

Space driven. Yeah. So they used to, I mean, maybe they did this in the 80s and 90s more. But used to you would have like a left and a right corner. And maybe you would have a number one or a number two corner. But in the last like 15 and really under the Vangio, system, they started really moving field and boundary. So if the offense is on the left hash, then the field side is now the offense is right. The wide more area? Correct. And the boundary,

like, you know, you're playing the boundary. So the corners will flip sometimes. So you're the boundary, like whatever, and that's, it depends on where the ball is. Correct. And they'll set up their coverage and everything based on that. And yeah, if you're going to play three, like downs, he's going to probably play the field side because he's got a lot of... What if it's the middle of the field? They, I think typically... Strong.

Yeah, so whatever the heavier side of the offense is then... But this all gets... It's so much more confusing now than it used to be. You really have to be actually smart, I think. Well, and I guess that's why they're talking about shortening the communication to... Well, let's keep listening to him talk about that. I'm really into this stuff.

S&W words or F&B words or whatever it might be. So it takes a lot to go into that. to be intentional with that in terms of those words having meaning, certain letters having meaning. And just you don't want to have, you know, five, six word play calls when teams are going fast and guys have to communicate that in the huddle and outside of it. So being able to condense that and have those things being very direct is a good process to go through and I think our guys have embraced it. And how valuable is it giving your defenders that extra time before play to analyze the offense

and diagnose it versus trying to figure out where everyone's supposed to. Oh, it's very important. I mean, because there's so many things from when the linebacker or the safety, whoever has the green dot is communicating that. You break the huddle. What's the situation? Offense breaks the huddle. What personnel group of the end?

What's the formation? Where is a certain player that we might be doing a double team to or whatever the case might be? Like, there's so many things to process from the play call to the snap. So the best that I can shorten that process for them by being very direct and to making sure that we get constant reps of that, then I'll try to put it on my plate and not theirs. He sounds like a quarterback. Yeah, no, just, and he does take a lot of things on himself. Like his, he doesn't talk about him and his defense.

It's just that he's trying to set those guys up to be successful. He's doing whatever he can. Within his, like, he's saying it's all them. Like, and that's kind of a theme throughout when he talks is like, it's going to come down to them. But I'm just trying to, like, make it as easy as I can for them. Like, that is my job. is to facilitate, like, and that is.

But sometimes you don't get that from people. You at ego. Well, yeah, you get the feeling that I'm going to, they'll be successful because of me. He's like, you know, it's almost like he's saying, I don't want them to not be successful because of me. So I'm going to do everything I can to eliminate that. Okay, now this went a little bit viral,

at least if you follow the Twitter. or whatever. This is Tim Kallishthaw asking a question, and Christian Parker's response to that. We'll get back to the short words for play calls in a second. Tim Kallishton, Dallas Morning News. Two years ago, the challenge was to get Cooper to Jean and Mitchell up to the speed real quickly, and obviously it went as good as it can go. Do you see this challenge similar to that? Not necessarily all with rookies, with downs and a couple, but with different position groups on this defense, getting them very quickly to where they need to get compared to where they were a year ago? Well, first thing, I used to watch on around the horn.

That's a great answer. Yeah, but no, I think that, yes, it's different by position. There are certain things that we can't do with the front right now because we don't have pads on. That's as close as I think he gets to doing bits, is that. But I did want to keep in there as then he started like, all right, we're done with that. Now I'm going to robotically answer your question as football robot that I am. But a great comedian, and you probably know this, or you're trying to learn this, but a great comedian will see an opportunity and say, ah, I see a great, you know,

if Shane is on a panel or something and he's, here's a chance for a really good line. I'm going to throw it in there, right? You're like, ah, that's why he's Shane Gillis. That's why we had him on the panel, even though he hasn't said anything for 10 minutes and he's drunk. But he did that, and that's why. So sometimes great comedians seeing an opportunity. Dave Lofberk, Cowboys Radio Network, and also used to watch Tim Kalishaw on around the morning. We have something in common?

So, Kristen, how much of your time is now devoted to coaching the coaches? And I know you. All right. Very good. I like it. Also, Tim Kallisaw hasn't aged. Looks great. He really does.

He really does look great. Remember we were talking about the short words for play calls, and he was just talking about how they go. Weapons, NBA teams, insects. You remember that? I don't know if you remembered that. Well, D210 Sports is back. Oh, yes.

Since equals D210 Sports. Coach, first off, Is there a favorite insect or a really interesting insect and heard of those play calls or anything that we should know about? Trying to follow up. It's... She did listen. She heard us talk about how sad you said will listen and then have a good follow-up.

I thought that was not bad. I've been consuming some of her content and trying very hard to be a nice... What's ever the opposite of a misogynist. It's... A sogenist. But that's actually... 3210 sports. I'm Sydney Staples. And you've just been credentialed. I don't like that. Boom, roasted.

I don't like that. But that, the follow-up. Now, obviously, he's going to say, I can't tell you. But it is a good follow-up, though. Okay, so any interesting insects was the question? I don't think so. I think it's pretty standard. If you, you know, look on National Geographic or anything like that,

it's probably fine. So, yeah. Got a little ghost to her laugh. She's not done. And also, Shottie told us a little while ago that he's been doing dinners with the players off the field. How are you trying to get to know them better? Yeah. I'm coaching them.

I come here, they come here. He basically said, I get to know them better when they walk into my office. Yeah. And he did, like, Shottie will be saying that as if he's incredulous that players would talk to a coach. How are you able to do this with? without dance, dance revolution. Right. Blaring behind us.

He will say, you know, every time I go by, there's a player in there that Christian Parker is talking to. And that's what Christian Parker ended up saying is like, yeah, I'm at the facility all day. Yes, they come in, we'll talk for 20 minutes or so. We work together. Yeah. This job is a lot. Like how many dinners have we had to have?

Like, we seem to get, we talk a lot. Yeah, it's the job. We know a lot about each other. We go Spencer McKinsey's. when we're there. In fact, it's kind of like... You asked him, it's basically silent

when we're not doing the show at this point. I'm with you as, you know, more than I'm with my family or whatever. And I kind of like, you might want that break at dinner time. Yeah. To actually, you know, be with your family. Anyway, I got one more cut for you

and you're going to like it. Blake will like it especially. So this is Brad Sham. And this is probably following up on D-210 sports because, you know, he does not want to hear about bits. But what are two things, a couple things you know about Brad Sham. He's going to bring it back to sports. Well, he needs cuts for sound bites.

Neat cuts for sound bites. But also, when doing the broadcast, sometimes he will speak to someone. He will speak down to them. Do you know what I'm going for here? Of course. Yeah. What am I going for? Condescending Brad?

Yeah, it's basically like... Condescending Brad. Yeah, let's say that everybody wanted them to throw the ball. There you go. First down. If they throw the ball on first down and it gets picked. Oh, it looks. Oh, I guess people wanted to throw on first down, didn't it?

The geniuses out in the caller land knew that one. Yeah, Brad, I'm sure they called out. Yeah. No, they both do it. Okay, so we're going to get that. Let's listen to Brad Sham's question. And my title of this is Brad Sham does not get the answer he wants. Christian Bradsham Cowboys Radio Network

1053, the fan of pundits All right. Hardie. Yeah, yeah. That's right out of the gate. Hey, do these people, well, never mind. He held up his air quotes, I'm experts.

And a pundits in trying to anticipate how the defense and you are going to perform. Say, well, he's never called defense. How big a deal is that? And how much of a percentage of your job do you I think that really is. All right. So what answer is he looking for?

The pundits say he's never called a defense. I mean, how big of a deal is that? And, I mean, what percentage is calling a defense anyway? He's looking for... And what he's looking for is like he's at work every day and calling the defense is a very... That's just the last little bit of it. Tiny sliver, right?

That's the part you guys see. But, yeah, I mean, I've been grinding behind the scenes. This is just... Like, even calling is probably not that important. That's what Brad is saying. Yeah. That's what I think. Okay, so the pundits, these so-called experts, all right.

Much of a percentage of your job do you think that really is starting from now? Well, I mean, every play caller had to call his first game at some point in time, so I don't really think about that too much. You know, it's going to be what it's going to be. I know the expectations are, you know, whether I'm 65 in a 20-year play caller or 34 in the first time when the result needs to be. to look the same. And so we take that serious. Loved hearing that. Loved it.

So I don't really overthink that part of it. How much a part of your job do you think? Oh, hey, Brad. Okay, so this is where he's really looking for this. Give me a number, Christian. What do you think he's looking for? 10%, 5%, yeah, something like that. Okay?

Basically nothing. Yeah, this is not even a big deal at all. How much a part of your job do you think, like calling is? Huge part. Huge part. I mean, you know, we talked about, you know, things can sound great. you know, in the meeting room, on the practice field, that's a controlled environment. You know, when it gets hectic out there, you know, I have to be the one to keep a call in mind.

And also, whatever we've done up to that point to give the players, the confidence to perform in whatever play call that we get to, we have to get to that point. So you don't win without timely play calling, but more importantly, the fundamentals, the schematic knowledge, the techniques, those are going to make any play call come to life. So, you know, they're going to make me right more than I'm going to make them right. And I'm very comfortable with that fact. It's still a fun answer to listen to. Love it.

That's what I'm saying. That's why I kept the whole thing in there. Like, he's, I'm fired up hearing him. I'm fired up that he's swatting that out to half court. I'm fired up that, you know, even he can deal with D210 sports. And I'll just plow forward and say it's like watching National, you know, it's, it's, again, I don't know if this. will work. It's probably

the players in the long run. I don't know if the mix will work, but I feel like... Think of this, though. I'd rather have this guy than any guy they've had in here in some time. By a mile. Just the intrigue. Let's just try it. Let's see. And I also,

I'm not really like scheme guy like I used to be, maybe, but I know enough still to know, this is way different. The way that these teams do things, and that's why we were talking like Cody Alexander, the guy who writes a lot about defense, the idea that like things can change after the ball is snapped, that's really only in the last like 15 to 20 years. And, you know, Iber Fluse and Zimmer and Kiffin started before. This is a, it asks a lot of people.

Which was a response to Peyton Manning. Correct. Yeah. This is, this is a response to space and multiple options. And it's, I can't wait. I'm excited. What I was going to say, though. Let's say they finished 10th in defense, which is insane to imagine, right? It's top 10. At that point, they're probably one of the five to eight best teams in the league. 32nd to 10th. Yeah, that's huge. You don't think he's getting a head coaching interview? Oh, he absolutely is. It'll be one year. They might not even have to get to 10th. If they have a competitive, like, middle people are like, wow. No, it's a great. He might be here one year as crazy. And I'm not saying.

I'm not saying that'll be a good hire for whoever does it. Why don't we just move a little shoddy out of the big man chair? As soon as Dan said, I like this guy, I started to hear, like, right around December, if this is flaming out, it'll be, there's a guy right here. And I won't be able to say you're wrong. About dinner, though. All right, let's take a break. First up on groups is worst here. At the end, we'll compile them in five-point scale.

Are you going to take notes here? Sorry, sorry, sorry. That would probably be a good idea. Would it? So on Grooves' list, his big name, his, this is a, the name given to us by Sean Bass. It's noted leftist Barbara Streisand. Wow, no, no, no. Not using that word.

I'm bleeping that out. And Dan put that down. put that down. Oh, I thought that was, uh, I thought that was Sean's idea. No, uh, Sean put down Merrill Street.

Oh, okay. So they did it as a bit. Yeah. So I don't even think I have to tell you, and you're not beeping that. We can use that word. This is a podcast.

This is the internet. I was thinking about, this is the new paradigm. Henry was only listening to you. Hey. Some other efforts. Hey, folks.

Let's promote a couple things. One, are we doing the MBR at Connie Rousseau? No, no. The QBR. The QBR tomorrow, the quarterly business meeting, did we send out a thing indicating that we were?

I will. That means people are going to be ready to do it. Wednesday, we could do it next week on vacation. I don't care. But it is kind of on you guys since you nuked the first one. We'll do it. Tomorrow or next week?

We'll do it tomorrow. Like, are people going to be prepared for that? Anyway. That's the quarterly business meeting. You know how we talk about Shottie and CP being on like opposite ends of things? There's people, I'm probably on one in, and Dan's on the other. So we always have, I mean, not everybody's packing their bag two weeks before vacation either. That's the thing.

So it's possible that people can find out about something tomorrow and still do it. Right. I'm okay. You know. I like to be prepared. Like, am I prepared? I like to get notes ready and really, that's a big thing. Work out this. So Friday, next week we're taking the week off for shows. We'll put out some tent. We'll pitch some tents.

But that's next week. So this Friday is the last show for a couple weeks. It'll be a premier live event or a premium live event. No one knows at Conne Roso on Gaston Avenue in Dallas. The Qualis drone will be there. Whoa. And Qualis uses a drone to check out your roof. And damn, if there weren't big storms again this weekend. What's going on?

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And I said, yeah. And I started to tell her they also say it in Texas, and then she went on to something else. Well, yeah, I don't like that. But apparently, do you know what they say about Texas weather? It was 12 manny. I don't want them having that. Okay, well, Texas weather can change in an instant,

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Qualis roof. QualisGC.com is their website. Damn. What? Everybody's using it. The Qualis website? The weather change. Mark Twain.

It certainly Texas wasn't even around then. What did he say? New England. Just give it a minute? Yeah. If you don't like the weather in New England, wait a few minutes. Oh, you were trying to search. Who came up with that first, Ohio or Texas?

Well, not really who came up with it first, but really who's using it, right? It says everybody. Joining us now on the casting couch, along with Tim Glaze, is Michael Snap, the great Michael Snap. We know him from DZTV producing. Good afternoon, gentlemen. Is that your thing? It's, yes. Are you the producer? No, I'm the, you guys, like you said it earlier, you cook the meal and I just divvy it up. All I do is edit the show. Who produces DZTV?

According to the credits, it's executive produced by Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp. Yep. You're producing it right now. I'm literally, yeah, like I'm working right now. I found out the other day that Elon has a full credit on thank you for smoking because it was him and there's some other what's a slap dick guy? That movie? Yes. I love that movie. They got it made. Him and there's a guy

who's in what's his F's name? He does the all-in pod. He's one of these idiots from PayPal. He's got a trillion dollars and he is, him and Elon are listed as the producers. Because they paid. They paid. Okay. But they have like an Oscar. That's right. Christopher Maltesanti was trying to

be a producer, right? Yeah. Well, anyway. Anyways, yeah, Snap is here from his regular job, which is trying to stay out of the dumb zone news because he is a teacher and coach. I just hope they all go to work every day thinking there's one place I don't want to be. That's a big part of it. Be it punishments. This is how I wanted to make my dumb zone debut. Not. in the news. That's right. For nefarious reasons. Oh, I have a couple of quick sports updates for you.

One, Japan has a black goalie. What? Which we were talking about the other day, the diaspora. I attempt to say that correctly. The World Cup of guys who weren't born in the laundry they're playing for. It's not diaspora?

No. I've said it wrong. Really? People, I personally can. Poor sounds good. I am positive that I've heard people on the baby say say it that way, but that is not how we say it. So I don't want to sound like that. There are now words I say wrong because you said wrong first.

There's probably a lot. Consortium being one of them. That is not me at all. That is him. The second that came up, I was like, I think this is consortium. But it doesn't matter. This sounds cooler. They have a black Japanese goalie.

Zion Suzuki. which is the coolest name he was going to be black and Japanese. So he was born on the soil? I'm going to mess you up even further here, but he was born in New Jersey. Oh. But he is Japanese.

Japanese mom? Wait. Japanese mom and his dad's from Ghana. But his last name is Suzuki. And usually that would be dad last name. I don't know if that is how it works the world over. Yeah. But also he was, I believe, raised by his.

mom. Okay. Zion Suzuki, born in New Jersey. Yeah. Does he have the accent? It's like, hey. It's like sound like dice. Come on.

Like, look, he dives and makes a save. Yeah. So that's fun. Like he's smoking in that little water period. Do they do a lot of smoking in Japan? Yeah. Well, I know it, yeah. Is that why they're short?

And then the other one, did you see that... Makes sense, right? The giants of the San Francisco variety were like, hey, we're not going to do Pride Night. We're going to put these verses on our hat and we're pissed off. And you guys made us do this. And they forgot the moment we live in because the Department of Justice is now involved. DOJ was like, y'all talking about making us do good. gay shit at work? We think that's not allowed, actually. And so now DOJ has open an investigation

and the Giants players have come out and said, nobody made us do anything. We didn't feel pressure. This was all no discrimination. We're all cool here. Yeah, that's what happens. Get the Fed lawyers involved. And now everybody's like, it wasn't a big deal. Sorry. This is a different DOJ, bro. If you start going to the media being like, they were making me wear gay stuff. They will investigate them. Well, so, oh, okay. Did they say that to the media? I don't remember that they said that to the media.

I do remember that they put the Bible verses on, but I don't remember that they're like... I don't know that they even did say that, but the point is that you've got a trigger-happy Department of Justice for this sort of thing. The Department of Justice who looks at Twitter to get their information, like we do. Yeah. And so they get skewed a little bit. I don't plan on issuing any subpoenas, though. You know?

What if you just did? But anyways, they sent a letter to, the Fed sent a letter to Rob Manfred and to the, like, you're going to have the EOC, like the employment people in there now. You don't want that. Keep it in out. Yeah, but obviously it was stupid to, well, I guess they just wanted to get a headline too. The DOJ, right? That's, they knew this wasn't anything.

Because one of the guys didn't even wear the Pride hat. Like, I guess three. of the guys put a Bible verse on the pride hat and one of the guys just wore the regular hat. So clearly it was an optional, you could just wear the regular hat if you wanted to. So that's obviously telling you that this was not mandatory. Right. If they would have pressured him to wear the regular hat or the gay hat, it's a rainbow hat.

It's not really a gay hat. The hat did not. have little sex with other hats of the same brand? Can I tell you all that this topic was on fire Friday night at a wedding in Johnson County that I attended? Wow. About 20 straight minutes. I bet. And how.

Not 20 gay minutes. No, no, no, the straightest you can be. And a lot of folks really fired up. And again, you don't know much about Johnson County, this super right wing. A lot of folks, great. Yeah, a lot of folks super proud of the Rangers for not doing a Pride Night. That's in this audience. Speaking of not living on Twitter, they, well, I mean, maybe that's on Twitter too.

I don't know. But I think that the Ranger fan is probably pretty fired up that they're the only one without a Pride Night. For sure. On average. Fired up happy? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, that's our thing.

Yeah. We bought the integration. Right. My wife had sent me a story which amused me, and it was about the Rangers. And the Rangers' stance was, we don't do political things. We stay out of that game.

That's why, but by not having one... What is political? Yeah. Anyway, do we do news now? Sure. Brought to us by Lucy. Ooh. Did you bring any Lucy today?

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Time to drop trial and hog out. I love thinking about every time I I hear a little AI song like that, just the village in Ghana that I dried up. Oh. Using AI. Yeah. That's what happens? Yeah, I think so.

The data center? Okay. Speaking of data, more than 3 million people had their personal information leaked in a cybersecurity incident. this is after there was a breach with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department. So this story is funny to me because it means that people with hunting and fishing, fishing, fishing licenses are the ones who had their identities exposed, and they're easily the people who take the most pains to protect that and will be the most pissed off about it getting leaked.

Wasn't happy about that email. Yeah, I mean, it's Clayton. Why? Why do guys who own guns and have fishing licenses get more pissed than betas like me and you who are like, you don't know, just take my wallet? Yeah. These are people who generally are like, I'm going to live off the grid, but they've got to log my info to make me get a hunting or fishing license.

And then the wildlife department got hacked. Social Security numbers, dates, birth, financial information, credit card details. So you're in, you're, you're, okay, wait, by this? I don't like it. Anyways, yeah. It's not fun. They're offering like free credit monitoring for anyone affected.

Does that make you feel better, Clayton? No. It is. It's seriously, you have to give your social security number to get a hunting license? I think this is just, um, probably purchase data as well, but I don't know. But in any case, you can't imagine a funnier or a group that would be more upset than this. It's the people that have bugout shelters and MREs. Do you change your password every time the Google thing pops up and is like,

your password was detected in a whatever leak? Uh-uh. I don't. Yeah. Like, it happens all the time. I did change it the first, you know, 10 times. It's like, all right, whatever. If target, my target card got...

Yeah. I don't know. Go for it. What are they going to find out? This is a, what would you do out of Austin? He got killed last week during a robbery. So there were two guys. One of them was a mechanic.

And they were actually, like, I guess, at this auto shop. and gunman approaches and tries to rob one of the guys says mechanico and like that's him so this guy's a mechanic so he's like okay he's talking to me he gives the guy his they just say he complied like he gave the guy what he asked for gave him his items gave him his merchandise the suspect then turned his attention to the guy he was with now it's time to rob you at which point this guy thought it was turbo time and ended up dead. He tried to wrestle the handgun away from the

suspect as the robbery turned to his friend. Okay, so it doesn't work like on TV? No, I'm just going to do it. Now that I'm doing disarm you right, the guy's like boom, boom, idiot. Yeah. You got to see, I let you live because you gave me the shit. Now I'm doing that to him. Why don't

you stay over there? Now on one hand, like really what that guy did was great because he'll get this guy now in a murder. Like, he's definitely going away for a long, long time. Certainly. And you're going away forever. Yeah.

That's the negative. It's feel so bad for his family, you know. It's really more his wife that I feel bad for because she has to still live in this world knowing that he's not alive. But the second guy got to keep his stuff. Yeah, there is that. I'm team. Give him your stuff.

Now, for a while, I did get really into... I'd be like, hold on, hold on. I can go to the bank, like... What would you like? If he was done with me, I'd be like... I know Barry Switzer. Yeah, I could probably get you a trophy. I have a wife. Do you want her?

Yeah. I don't even have to watch. Here's... But don't take... Here's my... Here's my car. My house key. You want my Google password?

Yeah, I sleep right here. You have to be up. Take this one to school. I forgot what I was going to say. Let's go to the next story. So did the guy get arrested? Yeah, the guy's arrested. No, I was just going to say, I used to watch this show.

I survived. I got really into it. It was on like Discovery ID or one of the criminal channels. I was dating a woman at the time who was really into it. And they would basically say it starts at the beginning. Like, don't go. you have a better chance like if you were to look at the entire

don't go where if somebody's like get your fucking a car like if you're thinking I'm going to go I'm going to comply I'm going to play a little psychological game I'm going to talk this person out of it it doesn't

you just have to start from the beginning like at the beginning become unkidnappable which I feel like is harder or it's easier than people think like you just have to really wig out you can't

can't like just kind of do the, I'll get, like, I'm going to talk through this. Like, I'm going to convince this person. I guess the thing is a lot of people think they can be rational with someone who's no longer, like, behaving rationally. Uh, okay, so, we're going to go to video for this one. This happened at Lake Conroe. A 17-year-old girl had just filled up her jet ski, her sea do with gas at the marina. It's a pretty penny these days. It really is. Do you hear about that on Today Show? Going through Gasp.

I just imagine that's all they do every day. It's just Michael Strayhand. Like the Thrain of Hormuth. Why is he telling me about this? Anyways, so she tries to start this C-DU and something is not right. And to prove it, here's the video. It's grainy. It's security footage.

But you can see she, that's her now in slow-mo. She's starting what? A C-Dew, a jet ski, and you'll see she flies up. Like, it catches on. That's her up in the air coming down. So it's like a 12 to 15 foot just explosion. And then the seat flies all the way off the back. And it catches on fire.

Uninjured. She landed on the dock, too. Oh, no, wait. She landed on, they said if she would have landed. Yeah, so this is the water. Did she put the wrong kind of fuel in? Wolda. Possible.

Clear diesel. She didn't go premium. They're just ejected. No major injuries. That's pretty great. If you knew that you could do that and have no injuries, would you do it? No. Oh, why?

You're not going to have injuries. No, I think you would. Why? I just told you you wouldn't have an injury. What's the positive? You get to fly up in the air. Yeah, but then I got to tell my dad I blew up the jet ski. Oh, man.

You're not a jet ski. I flooded it last week. He's going to be so pissed. You made our show? Injury-free? 39 drones were seized over the last two weeks. for violating flight restrictions over World Cup events in North Texas. They violated drone law.

They did. 39 feels like a lot. We got an email about that, too. Maybe I should have been ready for the story. Somebody was incensed that TC didn't know about the FAA's warnings about restricted airspace. Like, apparently it's... You think drone guys get incensed with each other? Oh, my God.

almost as much as gun people there's a lot of drone guys out in Grapevine at that near your soccer fields or I don't know which soccer fields you play out the ones more by your rental house there's like a drone that used to be for what was it for like fake helicopters

or fake planes or something it's always for some kind of a hobbyist A little hobby airfield it was a hobby airfield but now it's for drones but 20 years ago it was still out there, but it was for, I don't know, are there fake little airplanes? Little Tiny Wright Brothers type planes.

Seems like drones must have completely subsumed that market, right? Yeah, there used to be other, I can't remember what they would do over there. Maybe people would do kites. And then not that far away from there, and Katie, you guys might have seen this. I should have grabbed the video. 76-year-old woman is sitting in her house, and here comes a Tesla being operated in automated

driver assistance mode and it hits her brick house at what looks like 75, 80 miles an hour. Oh. Yeah. Tore through the home and crushed her up. I think I saw this story. They have like camp door camera footage.

It was like, yeah, it was just it zipping down the street. You barely see it, but yeah. It wasn't from that particular house. But also, I don't. I think there's more, because the guy said it was like on automatic driving or whatever, the computer driving. But I doubt that. I doubt his story. It just feels like it wouldn't just be humming along at 80 down a residential street like that.

Yeah, I mean, what if it would be crazy if somebody like hacked it or something, right? I mean, that couldn't be possible. Yeah, I wonder. What was that one movie that showed that? Julia Roberts. Well, I'm thinking of speed. I'll keep it above 55. No, there was a moment.

movie about like all the all the Tesla's got hacked and we're all driving Are you thinking of that Netflix movie? Oh, Birdbox? No, maximum motorbox? It wasn't Birdbox, but it was like a Netflix movie, I think. The one with Mashara Ali.

Carey? Yeah, yeah. It's like the end of the world is coming. Leave the world behind? Yeah, that's it. That was the name of the Airbnb they stayed at. Like, remember our Jeremy's place had a name?

Yeah. Like, so it was called Leave the World. behind but then the world was ending as they stayed in the Airbnb and I think part of the tell was all the Teslas were trying to get out of their block in the road. I don't know. I did have. What's the next story? No, no, that sounded really terrible movie. Well, the point is this woman is dead. Is dead. Is I recall that like that. Oh, the lady, the old lady?

Yeah, dude. Sitting in your house. COVID death. This headline... She was probably vaccinated. She was 76? Yeah? This headline says her life was cut short. Well, I mean, anytime you're hit by a flying car when you weren't... Do you feel like the headline should have a percentage of life cut short?

Your life has been cut short at that point. Like if it was a two-year-old, you would say 98% of this kid's life has been cut short. Yeah. Right. But... She had a good run. Then she goes out on top on the new... Oh, man.

She got killed by a robot car. That's cut short. And her family's rich. She played her role. That's right. If her family's rich. No, they will be. Yeah, they're about to be.

No, yeah, these companies usually just take it. They'll have to get Starlink for free for life. They'll probably just take care of them, you know. That's usually what they do. I would call Frankel and Frankel if I was that family. Oh. That's pretty good. But that's me.

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Galileo, we'll just call him Galileo. They had him publicly recant. What would shot he call him? GG. G.G. Double G. G-dub. Star Wars.

He was to publicly recant his scientific proclamation. Go up there. Galileo. That the earth revolves around the sun. I'm not going to say it. You fucking will. Get up there. I'm not asking.

They basically said I'm not asking because it says here, to avoid, he knelt and renounced his findings to avoid being tortured and burned at the stake. Yep. All right. The Earthland revolving. And then he... What'd you say? It's like the next nine years he lived in house arrest, pretty much.

Yeah, but they... In like a nice villa. It was right, but... Didn't they put a fake skylight up with an inaccurate... Description of the solar system? They made them put the glow and the dark stars up on the ceiling. Yeah, you see, here's the earth. Put the earth in the middle.

Now, the church later, the church would apologize. Our bad, dude. In... 1950 probably. Picasso. Picasso was long dead. 1992, the church apologized. My bad.

1992. Cowboy Super Bowl. God. God, you have all the red tape. Do you know what it's going to take for us to clear Galileo's name? On this day in 1996, Michael Moore

regained the IBF heavy white heavyweight title defeating Axel Schultz in Frankfurt, Germany. This would come seven years after he produced and directed the Academy Award-winning documentary, Roger and me. On this day in the year 2000, ABC announced that comedian Dennis Miller and Dan Fouts, Hall of Fame quarterback, would join the Monday Night Football Broadcast booth. Now Michael's baby. I like Dennis Miller when I was a kid, man. Yeah, I was pro Dennis Miller on SNL for sure.

I didn't know. I even listened to his radio show when I guess I did know. Kind of just wears thin eventually. And on this day in 2012, Jerry Sandusky convicted by a jury in Pennsylvania on 45 counts of sexually assaulting 10 boys over a course of 15 years. Is he wearing like Eminem colored lipstick right now? Man, I bet you they've got him tucked away. He's got to be it. Ad Seg.

No slap, slap, slapping sound for him. I don't know. I saw the other day that, oh, it was probably bullshit, but there was like an Epstein account of like when he was in prison. He was getting bullied. Yeah, well, he was so solitary, right? You would think. And it is Monday, June 22nd.

June 22nd, this day in Dumb Zone history. Only one show on this date. And we did the story in 2021. There was an ADT employee, Jake, that was watching customers having sex in their house. He had had access to their in-home cameras and was watching people doing it. Yeah. We had it basically set up like Red Zone. He would sit there and like, all right, we're going to go over to, it looks like Lakewood.

They've gone out on a date and they've got her back home here tonight. We're going to. And he just flips around. I mean. I'm going to take you to Coppell. back from Book Club She's wine drunk Let's see what happens

Let's see what happens And then you played a Fast and Furious montage Which I don't know if you found it But I play Here's some of the segment But I think a new Fast and Furious movie was coming out Yeah And maybe you were detailing how

The Rock and Vin Diesel What? Had to win fights equally or something Yeah That was in the contract But I think it was it was Jason Statham too. Okay.

They have things in there about how they can't get beat up too much. They have to beat the other guy up just as much. Like actual language. So if it was like six to five, they would say, I need one more fight in this movie to make me win the other. I mean,

I don't, maybe it didn't get that pedantic, but that is a real thing. Like, I'll be tough guy in this movie, but I'm not getting my ass kicked. I'm going to look tough. Some bitch.

You notice, Something else, which is, yes, some bitch. Come on, you son bitch. The Rock is trying to force the word some bitch. God, I forgot about that. Hey, hey, edit McClare now. Oh, my bad. Come on, you son bitch.

God, it's like some bitch. And Jackie Gleason started that in like the 50s. Right, yeah. Like, no one outside of, I would say the American South says some bitch. So here's another one. Let me guess. Hobbs. Come on, you son, bitch.

Yeah, I enjoyed that. You some bitch. You some bitch. Numawanna this week, too, with the rock. That's coming out? Yeah. Feels like there's money and kid stuff. How old does your boy have to be before you show him jackass?

It. And are you already getting excited to think about it? Almost happened last night. It almost happened last night. Your wife won't allow that now. Well. Because my dad and I were reviewing some... Oh, now, that's not the person to be with.

That's like... Yeah. That's like your wife not letting you go to Soroy's house or something. See, Carter, there's crocodiles in there. If Stevo falls in, they're going to eat them. Watch this. All right, see this little car? Imagine it was in your bus.

Stuff can go in there. You'll get to that later. They're going to take shirts off and slap each other. You know how you take Milo on a walk? What if you took a bee on a walk? Yeah, you can see how boys love that. other birthdays today we have ian kinsler 44 one time posed a very funny question to then intern t c fleming when ian kinsler was in studio and tc's at the time girlfriend had just left him for a woman

and she told him i'm a lesbian now and they had tc tell that story to ian kinsler and ian kinsler looked at tc and said, what, you were too big? Too much? What a legend. That's mean. That's a jock is what that is. 53.8 war. Dude, he had a couple years that were,

he might have been the first guy I remember fighting with people about he's actually good. And I felt like I was advanced because I knew that. He knew that he was good? Yes. He was putting up stupid, stupid, like, advanced stats. And people like, he pops up,

and then he gets mad about it. Why are you saying people? It was Ty Walker. No. The Ranger fans turned on Kinsler, big time. I didn't. Well,

you're a ball knower. And a guy who slams his back because he's trying to hit a home run every time. It knows exactly what that is. Yeah. Kellen Mond is 27. He won some big games.

I never thought he was any good. But he had a nice old college career, though. Clyde Drexler, 64. I had a Clyde Dream Team jersey that I wore almost every day one year. Randy Cochere is 63. He is an MMA meathead. Probably spoken with you a few times. Probably.

Champ Bailey is 48. He had 99 speed in Madden. One of the best athletes, maybe of my lifetime. I was going to say ever. Involved in a major trade, too, right? Yeah. Or one of the only. Clinton Portis?

Yeah. Straight up. Straight up? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Running back for a cornerback. Hmm. That's fun.

I love this. You just don't hear that. Never again. Kurt Warner 55? Cool wife. Are you joking? Yeah. Okay.

Dustin Johnson is 42. Says here Kempspin. Well, also a cool wife. It's Paulina Gretzky. He had to take a little time away from the tour. He had a little problem with the nose candy. But he was also like nailing a bunch of other players' wives on tour, they say. And he has Wayne Gretzky's daughter?

Now, yeah. I think the cocaine had anything to do with that? No, it typically leads to pretty measured reasonable decisions. Todd Rungren is 78, singer. Mike. Hello, it's me. Oh, here's explaining the break. Merrill Streep is 77.

The only thing I regret is calling her a leftist. I didn't know what that word meant back then. So like 25-year-old Jake just thought, if I ever have a big-time podcast one day, I'm going to say that word all the time. Now he's over here trying not to curse. I'm trying. I'm trying.

Yeah, Seabas put Merrill Streep on the guest booking league. I mean, what are we doing? So that was my response was to put Barbara Strasen in the mind. Oh, so I'm a homo. It feels like just trying to be like, look, I know things that people think are high art. I remember the argument with him. He's like, what, you're upset with just one of the greatest actresses of our generation? Can we play that tomorrow?

Lindsay Wagner, that's an actress, is 77. She was the bionic woman. What's your question for Meryl Street? Go ahead. I mean, boy. Remember? What's it like? Like, what if we actually did Booker?

I couldn't tell you who she is. I mean, she walked in right now. Oh, okay. I know who this is. Yeah, I got nothing, man. I got it. I got it. I bet the name Merrill.

That doesn't seem like a lady name. Her name is Mary. Merrill Hodge. Mary Louise. That's cool. Merrill Hunt. That's right. Merrill Reese. Okay. Those don't seem like ladies. Cindy Lopper is 73.

You know girls? Novelist Dan Brown is 62. Wrote the Da Vinci Code. I think I thought that was like the real Bible for a while. I got super into that. Aaron Brockovich is 66. Dirty water. This news hound has learned.

Big in the uptop game. Just found this out this morning. Yeah, the real one. Aaron Brockovich. Yeah, the real Aaron Brockovich. I might go so far as to tell you that in this reporter's opinion, the real Aaron Brockovich, considerably more attractive than Julia Roberts.

Why do you hate Julia Roberts so much? Who will be starring in her next film, Planet of the Apes 4. Oh, I thought it was Muppets Go to Space, the remake, where she's playing Animal, the drummer. Right up there with you, yeah. It's not a fan. Not a fan. Mary Lynn Rice Cub is 55.

I'm okay. She was on Mr. Show. Oh, yeah, she's funny. And 24. And Gail the Snail on Always Sunny. Carson Daly is 53. Actress Amy Brennaman is 6. You know her very well.

If you look at her, you're like, oh, yeah, she was in everything. The leftovers, NYPD Blue, judging Amy, and then, of course, Heat. That's right. She was in Heat. Who was she in Heat? She's the girlfriend, but I can't remember the name. What's her name? The one you're supposed to walk out on?

Yeah. E.D. E.2 coming? E. E. Yeah, but you know, it's like a prequel. Oh, that's not cool? It is.

It's just, you know, sometimes it's like a four-hour movie. Like, I don't know that it's got to be careful. Just don't want to change what you think of the original, I guess. She stuck with thumb through all of that, too. That's what I'm saying about Jackass. Amy Brennaman. Remember the good times. It's not that hard to come up with another angle on Get Hitting the Dick.

Like that's so much easier to run back than trying to write an entire, you know, it's different. It'll be sad if you walk in here. Admitting defeat to Blake, that you shouldn't have gone to see the new. Oh, bite your tongue. Just saying, man, I absolutely would not go to see the new point break. Of course, it wasn't the same actors.

If it was, if Keanu was back, like I'm going. to see it 20 years later. The boys are there. Everyone but bam. I did go to see dumb and dumberer, and it was one of the worst decisions I've ever made. Yep. Never saw it. Very bad.

Dumb's on birthday of the day. Portia Double Day is 38. That's Angela and Mr. Roebate. Excellent. Born on this day now dead, Davy O'Brien, Jake. Yeah. Still not the award I've

Oh, which is the one you vote for? I swear to God, I thought this was the one. Davey O'Brien is Fort Worth guy, right? Mm-hmm. And you... The award ceremonies held at the Fort Worth Club. Yeah. No.

And they would have you over there? No. As Taryn counties... Admittedly, it is SMU. It's the Doak Walker. Doak Walker. Which is for punters. Why do you keep telling us that it's Davey O'Brien?

And dead on this day still dead. I'll give you George Carlin He's not from Fort Worth His wife is from Fort Worth Oh for real? Yeah I didn't know that Vinnie Paul

Damn dude I mean yeah I think you kind of know Because you like hit it at the time Like you were really You got in right at the peak But I mean I don't know

I was young How big Pantera was To me like they were the biggest band in the world At the time Like my With the Stars thing happening It just, it felt. And then they, what about the legendary thing where it's like St. Louis?

They're down, they're losing the game or something. Yes, they didn't have the song. This is 1999. They needed the Pantera Dallas Stars theme song. And they would play it in between periods during games to fire them up. And then they go out to it. Well, they, somebody, I don't know how you would do this. You're on a cup run.

You had been in the playoffs, like they got a little closer every year. Now it's 1990. It feels like this could be the year. And someone forgot the CD. Like, can you imagine the stretch of that time for getting the CD? Oh, my God. And so, yeah, they had to, they flew it up. They, like, sent a private jet or some crazy thing.

Yeah. But they flew the CD from Dallas during the game. landed, rushed it to the arena, got through security, handed it to him like in the locker room during the, was it between period breaks or maybe it was a break before overtime or something, and they got all fired up and they went out and won. Yeah, incredible. What a great story.

Incredible. And I mean, you know, there was the strip club. The clubhouse was famous when I was in high school. They took the cup there. They took the cup to their house and dented it because they threw it off the roof into the school. pool. That was good times.

How much do you think, not Sevy? Ludwig. Lutty drank that night. Well, I just Googled Vinnie Paul Dallis Stars, and a picture of him and Lutty is like the first thing that comes up with a beer.

Look at this. Like I think Craig Ludwig right now could probably drink more than anyone. Also, Dead on this day, still dead. Tony Saragusa. What's going on right now, guys? Joseph P. Dot.

He is well known for being the marketing genius behind the chia pet and the clapper. Why do you, the chia pet? So lame. It's so awesome. Who's never had a chia pet and been like, oh, this suck. Now you clap and it grows? Yes. They would do that time lapse like it was that easy.

It's so spare. It's so creepy. Have you ever had a chia pet? No, I don't want one. It's fun. It is. What do you mean? It's fun.

You know what you need is a nice Bob Ross chia pet. That was the one I had. Should you get one for the studio? I want one to where I can grow dance mustache. Yeah, that'd be a fun one. Okay. I wanted the clapper. You could ride it whenever you want.

Ugh, never mind. I had the clap on thing. Absolutely. That's what happened. And my kid for a birthday or Christmas one year, it was great. That's a good bit. I'm going to put a clapper in the new studio. I dare you.

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Plano Star Courier, the star... Star local media. There you go. Thanks, guys. Didn't even remember. So why are you here today? What are we doing? Well, I wrote a story about Dan because he's a South Lake resident about 15, 16 months ago.

And it was more, you know, looking at him in his garage or high atop the garage, doing his podcast thing, post the ticket. And if I'm being 100% honest, I just wanted another excuse to come hang out with you guys. But I figured that I could do a follow-up feature maybe on where is the dumb zone now? Where it all went wrong. This is our big break. Well, and you're getting a new studio after this, right? See, I mean, my story's just right themselves. So.

Okay. Got to come hang out with you guys and it was a blast per usual. Is this the magazine that I was once on the cover of? You were. So this is technically your third time being featured. Dude, they're going to give you a robe. We're really going to the well a lot. Is this the article that I said I didn't like kids?

Yeah, this is the one where you said, I don't like kids except for mine. It was like the family edition or something. And we put you on the cover. That's right. Of South Lake's style. Tell them your, make sure that they get your quote about how Mother's Day is only for your mom.

That's right. My mom, my wife is a big fan of that. It loves that. I don't give my wife Mother's Day presents. No. I give my mom Mother's Day presents. My wife is not my mom.

mom. You've been very strong on that for a while, too. Why not everyone? Right. Where does it stop? Hey, look, this aunt just had a baby. Oh, wait, your sister is a mom, too. I guess I have to now go do something for her. There's a kitten. Where's the mom? Like, how about that way, you only have to text one person on Mother's Day? Now, Father's Day, it could be more.

You guys are really going to hate this specifically, but my wife wished me, we don't have kids, but she did wish me a happy Father's Day for being a dog dad. Oh, man. I'm glad you said that out loud. I'll be honest. Fur baby. I enjoyed hearing that.

It's for you. I saved that for you guys. Now, did she do it with some kind of an attitude? Because you did not do that? Or is this, are you going to tell on yourself that you got her a card and you did all this shit on real Mother's Day? I did nothing on Mother's Day. Okay.

No, no flowers? No, I didn't even thank her for being a, Dog mom. And skip. As you shouldn't. The Rangers are using an opener tonight, Dan. The Padres did it to him yesterday. For who?

Rocker. Hey, Jake, guess who the opener is? Tyler Alexander, right? Guess where Tyler Alexander went to high school. Lovejoy. South Lake Carroll High School. Oh, I feel like I should have known that. Or maybe you should have.

Did he do all four there? They all move around now. It feels like. Yes. No, his mom just happened to get a job. Yeah. In the lunchroom. Yeah, they're doing it tonight.

They're just going to run someone else out for an inning. The Rangers have a guy that was on South Lake? That's right. And then, yeah, the Padres yesterday ran a guy out there for the first inning. He threw like 10 pitches. That was it. I guess this is something we're investigating as a sport. Well, the opener's not a new deal.

But they would usually have them throw for like three innings. Right, get through the order once type thing. And then the rest of the game would almost be like a bull. pole pin game where here's more like the dude last night you know he was out there for another four or five innings what was the point of that then same sort of deal i guess they've done it with them before with gilito before he'd yeah he's just not good in the first inning i guess so that's what they said to me if your starter's going to throw five or six and he faces the bottom half of the order twice as opposed to the top of the order twice getting better value there i would think

They had a weird game Friday. DeGrom gave up six in the first, and they just left him in the game. Maybe it was five, but they were like, all right, figure it out. And he left him in for seven innings. I don't pay you to sit on the bench. Bro pitches. Certainly veteran versus. Sure.

Yeah. Anything to promote then, Tim, or just Southlake Style Magazine? Keep your eye out. For sure, Southlakestyle.com. Southlake Style Magazine. Also, not related, but if anyone out there hasn't yet watched Widows Bay on Apple TV. I'm starting to hear about that.

Dan, I'm not like, maybe one of the best shows I've ever seen. It's hilarious and also really creepy. It's awesome. I got Write it down. Yeah, Widows Bay. It's got Michael Rice from the Americans. Oh, dude. Stephen Root.

And it's written by one of the guys who wrote for Parks and Rec, but it's a scary show. A comedy horror. I cannot recommend it enough. So it's like Parks and Rec, but good. That's not nice. I like that. I really like Parks and Rec. But yeah, watch it.

That's where I'm promoting. I guess I watched Parks and Rec right with, while I was watching 30 Rock, and I realized what really made that two-man news team run over the years. Certainly was not Amy Polar. Well, you like the Parks and Rec prequel, right? The office. Is that what that is? It is kind of a rip-off.

It's the exact same thing. Yeah. Hold on, let me just sit down and we'll pretend it's a documentary. Anything to promote for you, Snap? Michael Snap. TV, guys, Monday through Friday in DFW, Fox 4 Plus in Austin, 11 p.m. Fox 7. Sunday nights here in the Metroplex on Fox 4, 1130, and anytime, anywhere, on the Fox Local app. Why doesn't he do the promos?

You should do the promos. We don't know when it's on. We had to read a script for everything you just said. Several times. Adios, mofo. We got to go before this becomes a zoo. See you guys for drinks later. Thank you for watching my video.

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