The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 6-26-26 | Live from Cane Rosso with Mike Sirois and Julie Dobbs

Episode Date: June 26, 2026

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're live from Cane Rosso today for the final time before we celebrate America 250 next week. Julie Dobbs, Mike Sirois, and TC hang with us for some sports, laughs, and an emergency Viewer Mail featuring listening to an episode of IJB from 2018. (00:00) - Open: With Mike Sirois and Julie Dobbs (18:15) - Russini FaceTimed coaches to get out of tickets (41:42) - Micah Nori signed to 1 year coaching contract (55:10) - New MLB CBA has a max contract (01:16:22) - Emergency Viewer Mail Bag: 2018 IJB (01:35:45) - News: Prisoners have access to this? (01:47:43) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hello, I'm professional broadcaster Julie Dobbs, letting you know that you're about to hear one of our free podcasts. But if you'd like to subscribe at dumzone.com, you'll get four shows per week, plus the weekend wrap up in any bonus episodes like our business Wednesday interviews. So, if you forgot how to use the 15 second rewind, that's dumbzone.com to subscribe. Now on to today's program. Don't help me. You are listening to subscriber-only content. First down. Determine which location in a moment.

I'm Dan McDowell. I'm Jay K. I'm Blake Jones. Foodi-CK is, of course, here. He would probably be here anyway at some point. Lasagna time. What is it? Brisket lasagna?

Indeed. Because Jay Jirier once went to Italy. Mm-hmm. and said, man, I want to make the brisket lasagna just like they make it in... Naples, I believe. And that's why he got a wood-burning brisket lasagna oven? Why can't they make brisket other countries elsewhere? Like, they have cows, don't they?

I thought like India and cows have something. Like, they like cows, right? They don't kill them. Well, India, but... They like pets. I'm just saying, like, why if you're a Texan, could you not move to Madrid? and start pecan lodge and become a millionaire. What is preventing you from doing that? Probably some sort of...

Let's do it. That happens often? Let's go. Well, I mean, I don't know shit about any of that, you know? Oh, you're just an idea, man. Always. It's like, man, what if we watch this... Get down to the basement and figure out something

and make the fries taste better. Here at Kanye... So which Conne Rosa are we at? Gaston. Oh, okay. White Rock. White Rock. I don't know.

I refer to things based on the street that they are on. That seems to me to be the most sure way. Now, sometimes there'll be two water burgers on the same road. You'll show up at the wrong one. Gaston. Gaston is where we're at. Mike Soroy is here. It's Friday.

So he always joins us. My mic. Good morning, dumb zone. What is the slab of beef they use for brisket? Like in other countries, what do they use it for food? I'm totally with you on the brisket. Yeah. Like why you can't have the best brisket the world in New York City.

Like when I... I'm a big fan these days of the halal platter, right? Yeah. But they're not doing beef. So I have the pork, or not pork, but lamb and I do chicken. But the whole time I'm eating it, you're thinking, what if they could shave some brisket in here? Like you ever had brisket fried rice? No.

I don't know. Boys. Magic? Yeah. but like is that the brisket does that mean a different type of steak if you're somewhere else does anyone know i don't know it's the cut but they but you don't have it in most parts of the world they do they just don't use it like that why do they use it they cut it and it's still like a steak on the menu meat man meat man

uh hold please hey if you're here right now at the start of the show your lunch or whatever you order is 50% off that's a first down that guy I ordered before the show started. Be here when you get here. What do we do there? You get here. Go for it. Oh, man.

I was vamping. I'm out of inputs. Oh, yeah. That's what she said. Yeah. So yeah, if you are here, what are we doing? 50% off the meal? Sure.

Okay. This is a steal. We were debating. This guy now, he's looking at the menu differently. Yeah. I don't know. Feed the fam. I'll do both.

Dumb zone snap benefits. All right, so let's, everybody's got one foot out of the door. Let's just cut to the chips here. I'm so locked in? No, I'm just playing. It's soccer time. We're taking a week off. It's soccer time.

You were saying that you were saying a lot of traffic. Yeah. And I noticed that too. Plus, they're all Japanese people, right? So that makes it. Dangerous. Very slow. Japan and sweet.

I like to shorten all the countries. You call it Afra. All right, Jamie Varty. They tied, I think. They did. I watched quite a bit of that. It was very fun. What a bluff.

I swear to God I did. I watched quite a bit of that. I mean, it was on the whole time that I was at either dinner or my parents' house. Then I watched all of the USA game. I don't know how you could watch that and not if you're just a sports fan. Just give it 30 minutes. Yeah. But, you know.

And then some stop at time. I'm also not that into trying to convince you. Stoppage time? Yeah. What is stoppage time? Well, I don't care. Extra time. We are at Conne Roso, which is right next to Thunderbird Pies, on Gaston, and we have the Qualus drone out here, I think.

Don't you think it's weird that they let you advertise another pizza place? Well, that's how cool Jay Gerrier is. He's like, look, we're in a plaza here. Plug our neighbor as well. Yeah. So if you didn't want some authentic Italian. style pizza, you can get Thunderbird pies, which is authentic. Detroit style pizza.

Detroit style pizza, which is very similar, right? A lot of Italians in Detroit. On today's program, oh, okay, so here's the thing. If you're here now, you will get a half off your meal. We might go crazy and give you the full price off. But the odd thing is that now Julie Dobbs will have to pay full price. Like, what is going on here that Julie Dobbs isn't here? To pull the curtain back, we have people that are, they do some sales for us, account execting.

And that is what Julie does, and her client is, am I good, or is it just my ears are off? That's me too. Okay. Both our ears are off. All three of us. And I'll let you know when it's back. Well, I'll know. Because I'll be able to hear.

I know. we'll tell him, I'm saying that when he's fixed it. Oh, you're telling him, not. All the Warriors are out. Okay. Where was, what was I talking about? Oh, Julie. So this is like her thing.

It's back. And she's like, all right. So they said to her, where should we do our next remote? And she thought, well, where do I live? And where is the closest location? So she said, what I'll do is I'll schedule it to be at the Gaston location. So it's really close to my house. Yeah, sometimes.

Donny Roso has suggestions. Like, we'd like you in Frisco this month. It's coming and going. Let's do that. Let's do Arlington. The colony. People are email on the same. She's like over here.

Fort Worth. Maybe as always this month. And Julie's like, not, not Arlington. Just whatever you'd like. And then she rolls in 10 minutes late. As if. I was here literally three minutes before we started.

And I'm just touched out dancing. But she has kids. I'm the one with kids. She's the one with kids. Is anyone with kids ever on time to work? Oh, the mom. I've seen the charts. Too bad.

The researchers got to the bottom of this. Dads do just as much as moms now. Maybe more. Can't leave them alone. I don't trust them. What, the kids? Yeah, I had to wait for my husband to get home. Don't be mean to me.

Wow, the buck has been passed. Five times since you've walked in this door. He got all 18? in this morning. I think he had to cut it off a little early. Oh, God. Yeah. He was a little grumpy.

He's going to be grumpy all day. Well, welcome, Julie. You have to pay full price for your meal. Oh, man. It didn't make it. I could use more ears, like, whenever you're... But I also don't want to just throw shit on here. I personally think everything sounds great, and I wouldn't dream of complaining about anything

you've done today. Guys. All right, so... Let's get back to Julie. Bistie. Yeah, let's not. Let's get back to Julie. It's not on a day that Iraq is playing Senegal.

I don't know. How's Iran doing in the whole World Cup? I don't know. They keep cramping because they're not allowed to have Gatorade. Ooh. What does that mean? I don't know. Weren't we treating them bad?

Yeah. They were making them walk back to Canada. We made them stay in the WNBA lockers. Don't they complain their training facilities not as big or something? Yeah, because it's not. And that's why they collectively bargained and got a better deal. Wasn't, didn't Iran? Yeah, they got mad because they're playing in Seattle.

Oh, Derek is doing that? Just barely. Yeah, they made them. Because it was Pride Month, and they were going to have some Pride-themed stuff, and Iran asked FIFA, please do not, like, cancel it all. And Seattle's like, fuck off. We're doing it. Really?

Did it have something to do with it? Yeah. No, they really, like, requested that there be nothing pride-related. Okay. No, rainbows on their jerseys. Can't they disarranted? Write a passage from the current. Keep going.

What were you saying? Go on. They just write something. Yeah. What I've seen on the World Cup is that people are very excited about the fact that we dip food into ranch dressing. Yeah. And that they're buying like vat. They're going to Costco type.

Trying to ship it back. Getting big vats of ranch and shipping it back. Or people are like they're now selling like Hidden Valley, I think is selling a special sized ranch. ranch travel-sized ranch that you can, yeah, travel-sized ranch that TSA will not throw away. I feel like this is proving my brisket theory.

Like we think of the world is so interconnected, but, you know, they got stuff we don't even know. I told you guys, when I started going to, speaking of Iran, like Persian ice cream shops, it was like, where's this all been? You don't have other stuff? How is it that they don't know about ranch? Yeah.

They're just generally healthier. There's no one just like mixing around. a bunch of mayonnaise and condiments. It's perfect. Let's put this together and slather it on everything. I understand what you're saying because there is the idea that like their food is cleaner. There's the whole if you go to Europe and you eat that way. But they eat fucking tons of mayonnaise.

So much mayonnaise. And that's why the ranch thing doesn't make sense to me. You know, British people are slathering ranch on their fries. Are they? Oh, yeah. And it's great. And your husband puts gravy on everything. Gravy with cheese.

Yeah. That's true. It's true. How is no company going bottling Texas ranch and for sale right now in Europe? Like focusing on that. So many capital. There's a lot. Let's write all this down. I took the idea of renting my house out.

So I'm almost done with sleeping on my mom's couch. I was thinking of that last night. Are you pretty beaten? No, but everyone else is. And that eventually, you know, they try to wear me down. A lot of like, whose idea was this? Excellent. Well, do you remind you?

them of that when they're swimming in the clear Hawaiian waters. This is just like, this is training camp, you know, which is the part that you want me for. You just get you to, because yeah, nobody understands what's going on. The kids are like, what? When are you going to Hawaii? Tomorrow, 6 a.m. Hell he is.

So jealous. 6 a.m. Straight shot or stop in L.A. I think L.A. What time is it there? Six hours earlier. So when we do the show, that the five or six shows were on there, it'll be like 2.

No, it'll be like 6.30 to 9. 5.30 to 9. Oh, that's great for you. Oh, my gosh. You have no idea. Knock it out. My family will still be asleep. Where are you going to do it?

I've seen the house. From the Lua. And we rented a car. But they're all convertibles, right? Yeah. Yes. Only Miata's are legal. The miata's red.

I swear when I was in a... We got like a forerunner. Okay, yeah. We went to Kauai. I never saw a car that wasn't a, a convertible. Now that you say that, we did get like a PT cruiser

that was a convertible. Not by choice. It was just probably the easiest thing we could get. They're all just, I swear, they're all convertables. They're all converte.

We got like a forer. And so worst case, I do it there. But I mean, the house is small, but the kids, they'll all sleep in like one bed with mom. And my mom will be there,

but it's not going to be. So wait, your kids are sleeping with your wife while you get to sleep in some other area by yourself? Well, do you know my deal? That sounds great. I sleep on the floor.

I sleep on the couch. I don't sleep in. Well, generally at home you sleep with your wife, right? Yes, but I'm saying when we travel, they take advantage of the fact that I'll sleep in a toilet. Ah. Well, we do that on the show, too. I know. That's what I'm saying.

We bring six guys to a five-bedroom place. I think they'll be tucked away, and when I wake up, I'll be in my studio, which is where I. Although he made you sleep in the garage that one year. Yeah. So I'm not sure about the. Concrete floors. Okay, revisionist. That was prehab Jake, though.

Yeah. You never knew what he was going to do. Stumbling in at 2 a.m. And then somehow up at 5.30 to slam weights on the concrete outside. It was amazing that you were able to do that. Yeah. Yeah, you should go back to that. That was a lot cooler.

It was so amazing. I mean, I'm going on vacation. It's not what you're supposed to say, Dan. A little vacation exemption. I mean, that's what we do around here. We say what we're not supposed to. That's right. We say what we want.

Nice slogan. Let's go. I do want to hear, because I don't want to do the whole thing at the end. I feel like you don't have anything that you're really, like, Jones into do. Me? Yeah. I know he's going out of town, and we'll probably talk about that at some point. I mean, I'm behind on everything in life.

Yeah. What? No, that's good. I like that feeling because now you can feel settled. Just on whatever. The house is a mess. The garage needs to be cleaned. I could clear out, you know, clean up the dent.

a little bit, get ready for football season. No, I feel you, dude. Maybe go over the bookshelf and go to half-price books. Get a little crazy? You know, yeah, I just want to... It's stuff you never do because you're working or getting ready for the show, and now you have a whole week. And not to mention all the cunningists I will take part in.

I mean, every, yeah. You know, but that's July 4th. You're America 250. Oh, by the way. Oh, yeah, America 250 mustache. you didn't grow one. Oh, I forgot. Well, I forgot to shave.

He can grow a hell of a mustache in two days. My bad. That was two days. Go ahead. I was just going to say, I don't care if we don't, but we could call and hear my dad's voicemail. I would love to do that. Which yesterday.

Oh, we said we were going to. So that's on the table at some point. Do you want to do that to start off the show and then we'll get to sports? Chappie's birthday was yesterday and he said that he makes a new, voicemail message every Monday. Do you know about... Every Monday of the... I think he's probably overselling every Monday,

but I would say he's got 20 to 30 different voicemail greetings a year that he rotates through. Maybe a third of those will be a... Oh, yeah. Oh. It's a serious. I think he will probably... He might answer. I told him not to, but it was very early this morning.

Sometimes he'll sing. You know, and it'll be themed, perhaps. Halloween. I hope it's the fake out. It'll be Halloween. It'll be Christmas. I do love that. Hey, Chappie here.

Hello. I lost my ears again. I lost my ears. I also lost my ears. Same. The one thing we're going to listen to. Hey, good day. You reach Greg Kemp.

Greg Chappie Kemp. Here's an old classic. I got $2 in the Jew box. $5 in a bottle. Ten more just in case that don't do the trick. Oh, p-pap-de-p-pap-de-poh. Chappie, who you got? got in Egypt or wrong today.

Had to try it. Don't Cheapie's voicemail. Donkey of the day. Jesus. So how old is your dad? 68. 60-something? He's singing to his voicemail.

Is that a classic song we were supposed to know? I got it. I got it. Nothing. And nobody in the crowd does either. And every Monday, he freshenes it up. It's pretty often, dude. It's pretty often. Legend.

I love that. He's doing his own show. been his whole life. That's goals. One man Andy Kaufman walking around. Well, for this last day that we're doing a program until our nation turns 250 years old, we have a variety of sports topics to get to you. From the wonderful world of sports, radio sports, scoreboard.

Oh, yeah, I like that. One of those would be the New York Times article on Diana Rusini. Hey, now. I thought you might be able to comment on this, Julie, as a lady. Yeah. And she is a lady, a lady journalist. And you guys are both in that profession.

Was? You say was? Yeah. I don't know. I'm questioning. I mean, currently she's doing nothing, right? Yeah, you're doing something, but you were doing something where you intermingled with athletes and whatnot all the time.

In fact, uh, Got yourself a husband out of it. Kind of if you think about it. But it worked. I mean, he was, you met him when he was a coach for the stars, right? I was trying to find the locker room, but I missed. One door early. He turned in.

Yeah, I found the video room. Hey, do you know where the locker is? Oh, I'm fine. I had a couple that day. It's not janitor. You're not Jamie Ben. Which is interesting when you have a no, uh, what did it call it?

cohabit, or whatever, the fraternization policy at a work. I mean, that is, it's, it's the basis for you don't really have a soulmate, right? If you grew up, if you grew up in Ohio, you'd be married to someone that you would call your soulmate. You have to be a fool not to think otherwise. You, if you grew, yes, if you were born. You have to expand the meaning of the term soulmate. Otherwise, it's like, like, we're made for, well, but there's probably quite a few people

that might match up with you. But you're the one who matches up with me that I've met. And so let's roll. Sure. And people get the top off. They bone it. So you just can't be like brazen and let it affect, you can get away. Well, that's the thing.

You meet, a lot of people meet their spouse or whatever at work. Yeah, he's been most of your time there. Or you possibly, if they would have laid down the law with you, a absolutely no dating anyone for like that's i know that makes it hotter it does make it way way hotter i mean without oil changes i wouldn't have my way that's right so anyway the new york times article i don't know if you you guys read this at all um but it is basically so the athletic is owned by the new york times but the new york times news department did like an investigation into uh diana russini so it wasn't athletic writers.

It's a weird thing. No one is really talking about this story at all, but it's a pretty big deal. Like no one in ESPN wants to touch it. Like no one in real legacy media kind of wants to touch it. Is it because, like there's one girl on Twitter lady who's kind of going nuts on it? She sucks.

You think so? What's her name? Whatever. The USA, is that the lady you're talking about? Yeah, the USA, the girl that got air coach fired, but she was like... I mean, before I even knew anything about her, just watching the behavior on Twitter, like, it's not funny, which is kind of my bar, but... But she also is just, like, really looking for attention. But then, on top of that...

Which is the Twitter economy. Everybody who you know who's worked around her has told me this woman's terrible. Chrissy Freud. Yeah. That's her. Everybody. That's really the only person I really see... all over this or maybe there's a couple other people on Twitter.

But at the same time, that doesn't invalidate the idea that this story is not being covered because it's a story about the media, behaving badly and getting, you know, exposed. And if I start doing that, you might go look into me. Oh, look who else was that. 100%. That's what that is. Was cheating on that. So her aims, I think, are valid. But she's just doing it.

You know, she doesn't give a shit if Diana Rusini or Mike Vrabled cheat. She's not trying to help. society or anything or media. She just wants people to know her name. And does anybody give a shit that Diana Rusini and Mike Rable were... I mean, it feels like almost 100% they were, right? Well, yeah. He took time away for counseling during the NFL draft.

Like if that's not laying it right out there. But I don't know. I guess it's the old... You know, the New York Times article paints her as a... the new type of media person who is a, would you call it a scoop breaker or a story break? An insider. And media insider, yes.

So Adam Schaefter insiderism. And it is something that is very highly paid. A lot of people are glomming on to the fact that Diana Rusini at the athletic made about $800,000 a year. I mean. It's pretty legit. That's absolutely. going rate for that job.

Which I think is thought that by her bosses only. Like right now, can Diana Rusini, if she did that job, start her own platform and have lots of people pay money to subscribe to that? No, I don't think so, but I think she would have a better chance than Woge or Shefter or Buster only. And it's not just because she's like attractive. I just think she's got more juice. Now that I know more about her, they would use her on TV more.

She's not like a... No, she has personality. Yeah, she actually does. So I think she would have more of a chance. And that's why I think her salary is more justified than a guy who gets a press release two hours early. But at the same time, the newsbreaking part of her job is very strange to me. It only matters to the people who pay her the money. It's odd.

I have never met a consumer. That's my life who was like, dude, I just... Even the Schaefter and the... My fandom is based on getting the news first. Or whatever. I don't get it. Yes, you're getting your news minutes before you would regularly get it. It doesn't mean those guys can't do other stuff.

But it's not the Ron Washington we uncovered that he was doing Coke last year and the team covered it up. It is a trade that will be announced tomorrow, but I'm announcing it now. Yeah. I don't understand how this has become what it has become. I don't know. It's weird. You know, this is a real gummy thought, but there's a whole lot of stuff in our media economy that are only there because they used to be.

And then they got like glommed into a new environment that has some different parts. And it doesn't make any sense. Nobody needs it anymore. I mean, it's cool to have ticker guys and females on your show because it's cool to have other voices, but nobody needed the ticker. we easily could have just had that person read something else or just be a part of the show and figure out a different role for them that supports because there was tons of shit that I needed help with as a producer

that if I can get five hours a day out of somebody out but they're like no that's not the job we need the ticker but that doesn't make any sense but that's just the way it is now at least they wisely paid a role that questionably should exist zero to $25,000 a year Yeah, not a million bars. Racina doesn't write any, like, no article? She does. She writes the article that's like a long blog post.

Okay. But it's still just breaking the news that. And then occasionally maybe a long form. Yeah. Yeah, but she's not writing X as an O. She's not breaking things down. She's not even really doing opinion. She also does a podcast, Scoop City, with Chase Daniel.

And it's, you know, whatever. It's one of the athletics popular podcasts. But do any of them? is like sham's write full articles or just the same style? It's the same. It's just a, it's probably three,

400 words at a time. But their primary job is to break shit first. Correct. And then when you see like Tim McMahon or whoever or somebody write a 2,000 word article,

it'll say buy that person and the insider because they're getting all the info for them. But they're not writing anything you're going to remember ever. But it's a different job too. So,

The thought is... Can we do the cop part real quick? Sure. There was just an anecdote that when she would get pulled over, at least once, that she would, like, FaceTime NFL head coaches she knew to get her out of, like, the traffic ticket. Full support. 100%. That's why I wanted to bring it up.

I call Dan. All weapons in the arsenal. The first time, yeah, she was pulled over. She said, uh... Or she said, oh, I'm sorry. I was just talking to Sean McDermott or something, the head coach. of the bills. Yeah.

About a trade or something. And like that didn't impress the officer who pulled her over in New York. So he's like, yeah, whatever. And he keeps right in the ticket. And she's like, well, who's your favorite team? Who's your squad? And he's like, let's say it's the Titans. I don't think it was variable on this particular one.

But she was like, oh, okay, hold on. And she FaceTimed him, put it up. And the cop's like, or the head coach is like, hey. Diana's a good lady Wanted she to let her slide on this one And he did And the only reason anyone knows that Is because she told that story on a podcast

Yeah She's done a lot of that Good And so that was out there Everybody knew It's out there, ha ha, we laugh at it But now this happens And now the New York Times lays it out

And of all the things I also just want to know I fully support her behavior I think all of us women supporters here do But Julie also just did something that I really support, which is women calling other women's douchebags. Like, that should happen more. My wife does that occasionally.

You know them on Instagram, the female douche. It's the same. So the thought is she got a bunch of inside info that no one else could have got because she got it as part of her relationship. She's having sex with Mike Vrable. And that gave her even closer access. and she gets this information. And that's bad. Terrible, the worst.

Adam Schaefter can get his information with the promise that I will put out what you want. I will slant a story the way that you want it slanted. And when you give me some details behind the scenes sometime in a contract negotiation, I'll make sure to put it out there so that it's. looks favorable for your clients. That, fine. That's okay.

We can do that. We can literally try to shape a narrative, possibly lying or not doing something I totally, or I can get the info like this through this relationship.

I'm banging this guy. How is that one that much worse than it almost seems like the other one should be worse. Well, the other ones, I guess, is a little more direct. You know, I think my thought at the beginning was the voting on the awards, and there's a lot of gambling and contracts.

But, hell, whatever Adam Shepter's writing affects what people think about awards. And yeah, it doesn't seem that different to me. If I were to go full Wokey, I would say I think it bothers the dudes a lot because they can't. And they're probably not going to have sex with a coach for info. They could. They could. That's why I paused.

It's like, look, if you really want it, I mean. But it's... I had that opportunity when covering the WNBA, and I said, I said, no, I'm above this. You're above that. But, you know, this is something that you see, I'm sure female listeners, like, are aware, have experienced this. Like, in the workplace, valid or not, a lot of women feel like the men are looking at them, like, you're only here because they think you're hot.

So that's, like, always at play, right? So they've already been pissed. a lot of them about this, and they would like her to pay for it. However, they can't drop the guillotine because it would cut all their dicks off too. It's a sticky situation. Did you feel that? Horny media.

Did you ever feel the thought of others around you? Like, I don't, this young girl gets in because she's hot and I don't. It took me 10 years to get to this level and look at her. She just walks in out of college. Yes, I felt that. but almost more so from the men.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. Like the men, more than like a competitive women thing. Sure. But what's interesting too, it's like, so she obviously went too far with her frolicing around with the coaches and, I don't know, players maybe, who knows. But that is such a thing now in media reporting

is just trying to get close to them in whatever way to get the news. Whether you're hooking up or not, that's, I feel like, an advantage that women have over men. I remember when I was hired by the Dallas Cowboys right out of school to be their team reporter or whatever, I had like a few months before the season started out of college, and the boss said,

I just want you to hang around the locker room and try to make friends with the players. And I remember, like, telling my mom, like, I got to go, my job right now is to go try to make friends with the Dallas Cowboys and hang around the locker room. I don't think you would say that. to a man, but the boss knew that that would give him in their department an advantage. But you know, you look at like Jane Slater, someone who, she does a great job, but like she's

friends with all these people and that's how she gets the juice. And then she puts it out there and then she's kind of winning this reporter game. So I don't know. It's interesting. Yeah, I think, I think, my comparison has just been like, I promise you, Dale has seen Jerry in some compromising situations. situations and didn't say anything about it. And that's something perhaps that if he did, it would have ruined his home situation.

I mean, I don't view that as that different. Like if you need to make it about horniness, I bet you're doing what's best for you and your career and everything in the longroom. You're making a bargain. And yes, like you said, the women, why does she get hired to go in there? like hiring 25-year-old me a lot less likely to get the players to... You need to strut in the locker room. To open up. Hey, fellas.

A black guy might be a better idea because we've known black media members who... They have a better rapport with some of the black players than we could ever have. They share cell phone, you know, text and everything. But there's also some kind of an implicit thing where I don't know who... Who was it that attack, not attack, but verbally Jean-Jacques? It was kind of like, hey, I thought we were boys, and now all of a sudden you're writing this mean article about me, where the journalist then is like, hey, yeah, I got friendly with you

because I have more in common with you than Dan or Jake does, but I am still a journalist and I'm writing an article. You're playing poorly. So the guy I got mad, though. He thought we had this agreement. you're kind of doing cool stuff and I'm giving you good access. So that's where it didn't work out. Here's another journalist thing from the Times article is that they say in early May when the Times

became reporting this article, Ms. Rusini, that's how they write the articles, Mr. Trump said. Yeah, yeah. I don't care if I grabbed her. Mr. Sini responded to the request for an interview via text message. She cited the intense scrutiny and personal attacks she had faced, saying this is significant impact on my life, professionally and personally. At the end of the message, she refers to herself as a former journalist, she asked the reporter not to quote from the text. And the Times did quote her from the text. and the Times is pointing out

that ain't how it works here, honey. Well, you need to say that up front. So, like, they're going by the official unwritten rules of journalism. You should probably know that one. And I got fairly familiar with it, but I was always curious if this is really minutia. But if you send a long text

and put off the record at the very bottom, what had just happened to all that info? You probably need to send off the record first. It appears she just missed, like, they're like, well, we are thought of like, our corpus, if you will, is already ingested all of your... I bet if it's within the same text, maybe it's okay, but even a second later, that was after this. We got familiar with some of that stuff. Jesus.

What ends up, where does she end up? Just flying away, like, are she actually going to be... Will she be in our lives in five years as some kind of a major media player? This is a weird, you know, like there's no political side to, I'm going to jump to this side and I'll just do my political thing now. You know, it's hard to imagine. It doesn't seem like anybody is in Diana Rusini's corner. No, they're in her corner insofar as they're not going to, nobody's going to push this thing and keep talking about it. Like it's, you know.

Like a Watergate type thing. Yeah, exactly. And I think she'll keep quiet and she'll move on and she'll just have to deal with ShakeShack. Guys, bowls. Because they're still married. Yeah. Shake Shack guys. That's her husband.

He's like a Shake Shack executive. Oh, okay. He doesn't like own a franchise. He's, okay. Flipping burgers. He likes going to shakes. This isn't like Bueno Josh.

Well, I wonder, too, if she's still hooking up with Brabel. No. Or was it just exciting when no one knew? Think of how exciting it would be, though. They needed to do it so badly. I know. So long.

Nah, I bet you. She literally risked her whole career for it. Don't you think they, you remember when they were talking about what they did to Sorsby's phone? Don't you, I bet you they have like her Instagram blocked on Brafles. He's got like a coveted eyes for all the hot NFL reporters. Like if he tries to look at Jane Slater's Instagram, his wife gets an email. What do you want to go to next? Be appropriate.

Oh, I have one picture I have to show you guys. This is from English conservative. commentator, firebrand. His name is Benny Johnson. And you guys may know that Caitlin Clark has been getting roughed up. Yeah. You see the choke, the face push.

Absolutely, yeah, no. And the WMBA recently left her off there. Oh, no, he didn't say that, did he? Posters or whatever. And he... Wait, what? Yeah. So there's this photo

of the player from Phoenix's team. I think it is, like, just with his, with her hand on Caitlin Clark's throat. And he tweeted it and said, this is our George Floyd. I saw Van Lathen from the ringer tweeted that. I was like, this is...

Wait, now who's Benny Johnson? He's just some conservative commentator who's like been bitching about how... Because Caitlin Clark's been getting bodied. They upgraded the foul in one of these... After review in the game, they didn't upgrade either one of them. A landing spot foul and that choke.

And they upgraded one of them afterwards suspended the other one. The choke looks worse when you see the person's face, too, kind of looking at her. Yeah, like wide-eyed and screaming. Oh, she's not really going for the ball. And her fist is balled up. You're not going for a basketball with your fist closed?

That tweet made me laugh very hard. Another big wings win, just for your W-minute here. I thought they lost. They won. Nobody knows. Google didn't even know when you searched it. I do know that Google's just a lot. They win?

You have no idea. I swear to God, I read a news. I swear to God. If you will give me 30 seconds on the W, I'll take it. I'm telling you they lost. Okay, go. Okay, so Asia Wilson's been, I think, backed back to the BPs. How does this happen?

Asia Wilson has been awesome the past two seasons. She's awesome again this year. There's only one player better than her as far as whatever analytics you want to run. It's Olivia Miles, the lady that they should have taken in the draft ahead of Aisy Fudd. As far as the best player in the whole league? Yes. Olivia Miles, right there. TCU product. Boom, you could have had her.

Okay, but let's take Paige's girlfriend instead. Oh, that's not why we took her. Mm-hmm. Okay, the problem with... Also, stop asking about that. The problem with the King's logic, to me, was not the logic. It was that the Air and Fox was not very good. Like, they were overrating the Air and Fox.

What are you talking about? That's the argument that we always make with related to Luca and Paige Becker's. The idea is that... if you have a player like that, that you're not going to be able to get full value by taking another one if they're, like, redundant. Yeah, but didn't, Kyrie. You've got to figure it out. But it's wrong.

Both of those examples you just mentioned have turned out to be wrong. You can have two ball handlers. For sure. What was the other one? This one. Well, so far, but you don't, I mean, we're too. It's done. Blow it up.

Like, it's the same thing as Jalen Brunson and Luca to some extent. There's no way, obviously, there's one ball. There's no way they could both become what they're. they are if they were on the same team. It's just not, it's... Yeah, but your team would be better. Your team would be better. So who cares?

I'm not worried about Jalen becoming what he is. No, but that does introduce the dynamic of like, you're going to probably, I think Jalen Brunton probably wanted to go at some point no matter what. Do you take a player knowing, like, this guy's going to be, or lady? Absolutely you do. I think you do too. That's the theory of it. My point is that there's more to it than just these two scissor each other.

Like, does a basketball argument to be made? also for... Yeah, but number one was they scissor number... Then they had to justify, well, can we though justify this pick without that? I want the best...

I want the best players on my team. That's right. And I've always said that about the wings. And also, I mean, there were people telling us about the TCU lady early on. Like, she's... This is not like a surprise.

Oh, yeah, no. She was like the only person I knew from college last year. Years gone. Lost the ears again. Do I just not... Don't move. Is it me?

Hang on. Me too. You're going to lose it for a sec. Power through. Oh, it's all of us. No, no. We're right now. Elsewhere in sports, I would like to continue talking basketball

and talk about a guy I've just learned about, but he seems to be the new NBA owner everybody hates. Now I have my own personal owner that I hate the most. Very localized. But this guy's name is Tom Dundon. Yeah. And you knew about him previous? Yeah.

He's... He's come up and off and on over the years. He was a big part of the disaster with the AAF. That was right before COVID. All-American Football League? Alliance of American Football. But he's an investor. But what he really...

And he's local, too. Went to SMU, graduated from Plano. But what he is is, you know, like a parasite? like a loan shark who's made his money on just, you know, very risky, uh, high interest, you know, home loans. And over the time, it's parlayed that into a bunch of other businesses. Dan Gilbert Silmanler? Yes, very similar to the Quicken Loans type thing.

All right. Uh, but Dundon also owns the Carolina Hurricanes who just want a Stanley Cup, uh, and look pretty good for their part in the Miko Rantman trade. They didn't want to pay. I mean, obviously Colorado was the. original there, but this guy's flying high. And it's going up and down, Blake. It's just going on and off, that's all. And right now it's kind of off.

So they're trying to give them hand signal. Now it's perfect. It is really fun. They don't touch you too. Have you ever seen saving Silverman? Yes. I only know Air Force or whatever they're doing signals. Dan's just doing hand signal with Blake.

Now it's off. But it was perfect. Oh, now it's perfect. Yeah. So Dundon owns the, owns the Hurricanes, and he's also big in, like, professional pickleball. Yeah, I think he owns the – Julie's into pickleball.

Pickleball League. Yeah, just he's one of these guys. And now, as of about a year ago, he purchased the Trailblazers. Yes, the newest story, if you're searching this guy, and why do people hate this guy, you'll see that people are saying, oh, look at this guy. they want to renovate the stadium that the trailblazers play in. He wants the taxpayers to pay for it. $600 million, he's saying.

What a horrible person. Like, okay, this is pretty common. Well, this is what pro sports, like, I hate that it exists. I wish it wasn't even a legal avenue to take. I wish there was no way that you could strong arm a city into paying for your facility. But apparently there is with pro teams and with Amazon and with whoever, right? You're going to get tax-free this?

It's not strong-arm. You could say no. Well, yeah, but you're strong-arming because you're saying, well, I'll just go over here. But little cities do that within. I mean, the bears are going to play in Indiana now, right? Yeah, I would like to see. I'd like to simulate 100-year speed run where cities call their bluff on that, tell them to suck my nuts and figure it out.

You want to move every five years? Okay. We're not giving you anything. Nobody's getting anything. Where do you want to move? Now, if nobody's getting anything, they wouldn't move because they can't go to the suburb to get there free. I'll introduce one. After you move there, almost everybody has a bad experience.

So then I think at that point, if you were forced to move, my point is that this never works out for the city. So it doesn't make sense to just say, well, they could go somewhere else. would, but then that city's going to be sour too. They're not going to want to move again, are they? Like the moving cycle is... Yeah, they will. Because although we've proven time and time again that voting for these doesn't help the city at all, people still vote for those. So like the Cavs, when I grew up, lived in Richfield, Ohio, Coliseum, Richfield, Ohio, which is closer to where LeBron was born in Akron than it is to Cleveland. And that's where they played. And so we went to their games. And if some other city then comes along and says, I'm going to give you a free

stadium, they would have been like, okay, cool, let's go do that. And then they're going to say, yeah, but it didn't work in Richfield. Yeah, we'll hear though, because we'll have a monorail to get to there. You know, they'll talk themselves into all these things why it didn't work there because they suck. But if we get this pro sports team, anyway, I hate to do this, but it feels like this segment is going to be, is Tom Dundon that bad? Okay, so number one, I'm saying, because I don't think it's great that he's doing this,

but I also think it's weird for him to get criticized heavily for saying, hey, I want the city to pay for my renovations when every other owner is going to give that a shot as well. Everybody's going to do it. They want, yes, of course they want the city to pay for the whole thing. Now, he also. also did something a couple weeks ago that is being panned across the media. And it is that they hired a new head coach, Micah Norrie.

Were you familiar with Micah Norrie previous to the hiring? Yeah, once I saw him, I wasn't getting a Euro guy, right? I don't know. Top assistant for the Minnesota Timberwolves for five years. He's 52 years old. No, no, he's from Ohio. There you go. Nothing is given.

No. Signed a one-year contract. And they're like, you're giving a coach a one-year contract? You're cutting him off at the knees before we even starts. Now, there is a team options for each of the next two seasons. This kind of reminds me the contract that one Brandon Aubrey once signed. Signed a one-year contract, team options for the next two, which means even if you're awesome,

Even if you're the best kicker in the whole NFL, we got you locked in for next year, too. And then the next year. And then you can possibly become a free agent, which he did. And it has worked out great for our friend. Why is this a bad deal? Or why is this something that people are complaining about so much? And especially the media. Like, is it the media loves their coaches that are buddy-buddy and have great access?

and so I better show them that I am publicly simping for him. Man, I would never arrive at that take. I think it's a bad bit because if you're trying to hire somebody to lead an organization, I mean, is there a worse signal to send than we have no faith that you'll be here next year? Also, this thing is in the dumps. So how long do we think it's going to, you better set some pretty hard standards for what triggers me. I want some automatics to, if I hit them. And you know what, actually strike that.

because that's too, like, you got to be bad, then you got to be a little bit bad, then you got to be a little bit better. I don't want to have to eat that. I got to move, I got to restart my life to come here for one year. And then because this, and also, it's like $3 million I'm giving you to restart your life. Okay, but we're probably making a million at another place. Do you know what I keep doing that? No, that's, you know when I, uh, I moved here from Ohio.

Do you know what I got? What was that? A one year contract. Yeah. Not even with any options after it. It's just one-year contract. How many people, I mean, this is going to be sound mean, but I feel like there are a lot more people that can do what you and I do

than can coach an NBA team. So their leverage is significantly higher, and that's why the only people I've seen complaining about this are other coaches because they have an organization that doesn't want members to go rogue and take deals that set bad precedents for the rest of the collective. That's the people I've seen who are upset about it. Well, I can see that for sure.

And that's exactly. now do you think the type of guys? Well, those people aren't writing articles that I'm reading. Well, I've seen them quoted. I've seen them quoted in plenty articles. You think the type of owner? There are 50 guys, though, that are probably Micah Norrie level. They could say, what if I just got this other guy who's the top assistant for the calves?

Okay, no? Okay, let me go to the Hawks. They've got some good assistance, too. There's a ton of people that have been in the league that deserve a shot. I'm giving you yours. If indeed, it does, like, even if you're a bad team, you can kind of tell if the coach is, you know, if we're heading in the right direction. I hope you're in a good mood that day.

You're a leader. I hope that my owner, I hope that my owner who is like known as an asshole, but they all are. So maybe that's a bad point. But I hope he's feeling good that day. Because if it's just a matter of like, well, you know, over these last six or nine months, I don't know. I'm just kind of not feeling your vibe.

You're fired. Like, okay. I don't know. To me, I don't want to work at a place like that. I would way rather make half the money or a third or whatever Mike and Norrie's dealing with now and not deal with somebody who tries to kneecap their labor. So he should have just said no because there would have been another guy saying yes, the next second.

Go for it. And you would have just said, I'm turning this down. Yes. Absolutely. Okay. Now you're sending a message to other owners as well, though. I mean, I guess I am severely underrating the life difference between three and 1.2 or whatever assistant coaches make, but I don't, that seems insane to me.

Well, it's not just what you make, though. It's the shot to get to do. And it's like a... Well, guess what I just did. Hey, Mike Anori bet on himself and look at him now. Oh, well, I would... That's what you're going to hear, right? I think what I would be hearing is Rick Carlisle and every other coach saying,

hey, this guy gets it. Anytime you need a job, you're on my staff. I think that's crazy. Now, the city thing, I just don't know enough about it, right? I feel like some teams do pay some. right? They pay some. No, yeah. But he may also just be doing the

Brandon Aubrey thing of like setting the negotiation, you know? Like, why would I not start with asking you for everything? So I think the guy probably sucks, but he's also just negotiating. Yeah. But I guess my general point is it's like, I know that live sports make money,

but the TV experience is pretty great. And I wonder if during our lifetime we'll see the public just call their bluff on basically operating like a fully socialist, like they can't fail. Wait, what do you mean the TV experience? Like you can watch sports on TV way, like way better than when sports started

and this entire economic model was built. You had to go to the game. Now, like what if the cities just started saying, no, you pay taxes like everyone else. You can get sued. Like, you're not operating. You have to have collusion among the cities and you're never going to get that.

Right. There's always a federal. a rogue. But. What, if this was a law? Yeah, my point. Yeah, that you can't, like, because obviously. There's always a rogue Friscoe Arlington, some city that's like, wait, I want to be the next Friscoe.

Grand Prairie is going to steal, you know? Criminals everywhere. The other thing with the Portland situation, didn't something terrible happen with Chauncey Billups? You got caught gambling, right? They hired him as a head coach and gave him a four-year deal last year. And then, yeah, he gets caught in some kind of a gambling ring. I mean, that's, if you want to know the history of the ticket and when I got hired, I was told I was going to have a one-year deal because they had hired Rocco Pandola

away from a Pittsburgh station and gave him a two-year deal. And they knew about six months in, this sucks. And I paid for that. later. Well, and I guess the part that we haven't even mentioned yet is... And I was in Dayton, like, okay. Okay, so let me... Give me a three-month deal and I'm here. Whatever Dundon's worth, at least tell Micah Nori, I'm going to give you

two years of payment, or three, two and a half years of pay. I just don't think you can tell somebody... Yeah, but one year of a head coach payment is like two years of a assistant. But there's also the life-moving thing and like you're starting back over, you've got to go find the job. I just don't think one year of salary, I don't think you should take that job, unless

you are desperate. And why would he be desperate. Kurt Suzuki signed a one-year deal with the Angels when he was hired. Doesn't make sense to me. But maybe we're looking at two bad franchises, too. Yeah, and maybe that's what it is. They're just cheap. But I mean, you know, Donnie always had a one-year deal, but I don't even know if he had

a deal with Cuban, right? Donnie Nelson had like a handshake thing, yes. A million a year. But that was like half on Donnie's behalf, right? It wasn't like Cuban was forcing it on him. I don't think Donnie liked being, like being tied down. I don't know. I think he would have liked a five-year guaranteed $10 million.

If I get fired by this weird, you know, Mark Cuban midway through, I'm still going to get paid more for the next few years. I think we'd all like that. Yeah, it's weird. I just, it's weird. He never made any stink about it. So I mentioned Kurt Suzuki. I will switch sports now for a second and to bring you to baseball just for a moment.

Because we were talking about the gay pride hat and the controversy with the San Francisco So, Giants. And was just looking into the giant, not the gay pride stuff. Really, I think that's, it's funny that Buster Posey is under fire for this. And it's kind of funny that he wants to direct all questions to baseball. Just because it seems like that's where he'd be really under fire.

All the news about your baseball team ain't been good news. You guys were talking about this yesterday, and I didn't really, can't tell you I'm really keeping up with the Giants day to day since Gabe Kapler was let go. I used to have them on my alerts. But they have, Colorado has the worst record in baseball, 32 and 49. The Giants have 33 wins. They're the second worst team in baseball. And I was thinking that, I was like, God, didn't they have a story about their

what was the story? I thought they hired they were going to do something really innovative and it's true. College? They hired a guy named Tony Vitello is their manager. And

apparently one of the interviews that they had this year before hiring Tony in the end was Kurt Suzuki. So Kurt Suzuki was a name in Major League Baseball who was getting manager interviews. He ended up signing

with the Angels for one year. But yeah, Tony Vitello, it was a huge deal when he was hired because it's the first time ever a major league team hired a manager directly from college. He has no pro experience at all, no minor league experience, nothing. He's also kind of considered like a master recruiter at Tennessee and a real hard-ass hothead. he'll get in your face type guy. Oh, okay.

Which really works well, I think, with college students. And this was Buster Posey's first move as president of baseball, which is always a funny title. It does sound like something your kindergartner runs around saying. I want to be president of baseball when I grew up. Okay, Timmy. But yeah. So they won the, says here men's college world series in 20.

Do we need to do that? Oh, man. I got a viewer mail from somebody that said they've been saying men's World Cup at work. All their coworkers are super pissed. Dude, stop. What about the MNBA? MNBA. Yeah, of course, last year, so they fired Bob Melvin,

who they had an 81 and 81 year. And then they made a bunch of moves. They've made some trades. You guys mentioned Devers yesterday. I didn't realize how big his contract was. Well, it's so big that MLB's proposal today would almost explicitly ban contracts like it in the future. Yeah, let me see. I had something on that.

I mean, I don't want to talk about that really yet because it's so far off into space from reality, like the owner's proposal. but they're trying to get NBA max contracts in baseball which you know I guess possible but that seems like going to F and Mars right now no that's a very interesting story and I saw somebody remark that it's going to get really interesting when because Major League Baseball players are so programmed to love their union and they should and to not you know one of the main tenants, like probably the first one, is no salary cap. Like, they'll never accept a salary cap. Even accepting some kind of a tax system, I think, would make, you know,

some of the old-timers roll in their grave or whatever. But the thought is that Major League Baseball has recently hired, like, a bunch of very popular ex-players as, like, ambassadors of the game. And if we start to see those guys talk about, hey, man, seller cap ain't that bad because they're getting paid millions by the Major League Baseball right now. I mean, what's so bad about a cap? You know, I mean, it's a soft. You wear one.

It's so bad. Yeah, we wear it and we write Bible verses on them. Anyway, where were we? Oh, yeah. So 81 and 81 last year. Massive contract. It's like half a billion dollars or something. They're now 33 and 47.

What? The Devers contract. It's something insane. Like 385 or five-fits, something stupid. It's been four years now that they haven't made the playoffs, and apparently that's, you know, in a big market and everything. They consider that to be unacceptable. Last manager to lead in the playoffs.

Bring Boch back, baby. Gabe. Oh, is it Gabe? Gabe Kapler. Bring back our Gabe. You would have to think if they do have a really a large percentage of their fan base is gay or a larger percentage than any other team, that must have been just what a guy.

glorious time. Yeah. Gabe Kapler is a gay icon. Yeah. I once was interviewed by a gay magazine about Gabe Kapler and my relationship with him. Because he... They were... They thought it was special?

Well, no. It was just like about... He was like their gay athlete of the year or something, and he did a show with us. He was like a top ally. He did a weekly show with us. Because he would post pictures with, like, his hog and a hammock. Yeah, wearing like a tiger print. Yeah.

Fat basket. Yeah, and he was on board with... He just do that, like, with a bat behind his back, no shirt, just a speedo on. Like an aluminum bag. It's so, so hot. Why didn't he work out in Philly? Yeah, exactly. San Francisco is where he was supposed to be.

And they made the playoffs. And I think they had, like, the most... Yeah, they got bounced by, like, the Dodgers. The Dodgers did that... And we're going to run, Gabe. Unbelievable. Kind of funny, his name's Gabe. Gabe.

Where's Gabe now? Do you feel like that's a name that's gay? Is it? He's in front office. Yeah. Is it Miami? JD. JD might be Tampa.

Another Giants note that's interesting, amazing, and ironic. Then I'll be done with Giants talk for today. Last year they had a player, Willie Adams. You familiar with him? Yeah. Fantasy guy. Uh-huh. Who had 30 home runs.

That is the last giant, or that was the first giant. giant player with 30 home runs since Barry Bonds. Damn. Yeah, I guess... In this day and age. You think about the guys they had that were good during that time. Like Buster Posey wasn't hitting 30 home runs. Like Brandon Belt. About Kung Fu Panda.

Kung Fu Panda. That one surprises me. Brandon Belt might have had 29 one year. Longhorn. Is that right? And Ranger? Yep. But that is interesting because I don't know.

I don't remember who else was on Barry Bond's teams. I felt like everyone they had hit home runs, but it was probably just Barry Bonds. And this is going to wrap up my... I have an emergency viewer mail for after the break. Okay. But to wrap up my sports notes, I will bring up one thing is that the trademark office,

U.S. trademark office, has denied Caleb Williams' request. Yeah, but there's a twist. They cannot protect the name Iceman. What? Isn't it from a boot company? Yes, it's not anything to do with George Gervin. It has to do with something else, like some other company that involved. Yes, a boot to keep.

An organ-based footwear company owns the trademark. Yeah. So Ice Queen is still on the table? If you were just worried about the Caleb Williams thing. And I know at least one person in the room with us was. I love how much Blake loves and remembers the Ice Queen story because he also comes from... They were hot.

They did meth in high school. Whiskey tango suburbs like me. What's the ice queen? Is that somebody from your school? There were just two girls that in my... They were a little bit younger than I were, but they were like hot, younger girls and they had gotten to like smoking speed really early.

And they were... They sound fun. They were known as the ice queens. Were they like losing their teeth and stuff? Is that a different drug? No. Yeah, it's that one, but that doesn't happen right away. The first part's fun.

Oh, okay. You got a Facebook update on their status these days? I believe one of them is no longer with us. The other one, happily flourishing. Really? That's great. Yeah. Yeah.

And my last sports note, we haven't mentioned this this week, but I would imagine Mike Soroy is all over this Wyndham Clark News. Absolutely. What do you need to know? Do you hate him? Like the consensus? No, not really, no. Why do people hate winning a flirts?

They hate him because he bat, mainly because he bashed up a locker at Oakmont last year after he missed the club. Not Oakmont? Dude, I'm actually with you guys on this exactly. Oh, wait, come on Jake. Don't give up the show just yet. All right, okay. Like a little. Calm down.

Just remember your training. He's banned from Oakmont. It's like a little wicker. It's like a wicker rectangle about that, about yay big. And the corner was in. that's it big deal and the world of golf I pictured like he smashed it

yeah I mean dude I see Sergio on the teapots I think there's maybe two of them yeah and then he threw a club who cares he was like the villain because yes like the super villain because of these

egregious maneuvers don't you love golf fans well then he was bashing the golf fans they weren't showing up they weren't nobody was following me on day two they were booing they were cheering when his ball

would like roll off the green that's good and yell get in the bunker right after he hits it I'm like, okay, what's wrong with this? It's a sporting event. That's great. Anyway.

He wasn't some people over with what you're about to say. Yeah. Just being real. Because I guess when he was in college, he put out a tweet that said, I hate Baker Mayfield. But it was when he went to OSU, right? And Baker was at OU. So you would think that's the connection. Bedlam.

But it was, he said it was because he said it was because he was. he found out his girlfriend had chiled on him with Baker Mayfield. I mean, if we're just being honest, folks, you're just going to have to get it online. Some things you just understand. That's a big club and you can't be mad. You're in it, I don't think. We need to interview Katie Dingus's boyfriend. Casey Dingus?

Dude, I saw her. Casey Dingus, is that her name? Popped up on Twitter the other day because one of the Euro travelers was at that cheesecake factory in Ohio. Pacey Diggis is the lady who apparently... Boy, that's the Jake of Europe. Serviceed Baker Mayfield. They found the cheesecake factory.

In the back of his... Yeah, and after that guy sat down with Pete Hegsafe. I don't know if you followed that story or not at all, but... What, there's a Pete Hegsaith story? No, no, not that specifically. Just everybody trying to figure out how do we make sense? sense of the World Cup tourist accounts. Oh, yeah.

I'm interested. They're not fake, but they also feel really weird. And, like, Marvy mailed me. And he was like, man, I'm seeing four or five Euro travelers eating Taco Bell every day. And he's like, and my consumption has gone up considerably during this time. And I feel like the portions are bigger. He's like, I think they're rising to the moment. Well, like they're spending thousands of dollars on the game and the food at the game.

they might need to chill. That's not a bad, that's not a bad thought. But if you're on a dream vacation and then you got an email from Taco Bell, right, that says, go have a big lunch, send a picture. Here's, I don't know, a couple grand. I'd go to ConAros. This might be a ball sack thing. I read somewhere where Taco Bell is coming out with a monthly subscription, $63 for all you can eat.

Oh my God. Look at Clayton. Dude, this might just have solved. That's totally bog. Right? I can't be real. Yeah, there's no way. I'm choosing to believe it's real.

If it was, you would have already looked into it and had it. And you know it. What is that? First ever taco subscription service. Somebody sent it to me. Taco subscription. Somebody sent it as like, this is something you could get for Angelo. And I responded, he's way too picky for this.

I'm trying to do free lunch at schools. This is great. but wouldn't it be cool if your girlfriend cheat on you with Baker Mayfield because like my girlfriend in college cheating on me with just some asshole right yeah guy at the local comic book store yeah he couldn't even I think I would still take no cheating if that's still on the table no but if it's Baker or just about anything else the answer is going to be Baker yeah she's going to cheat on you in some way I mean you're you yeah you know of course she's I'm a friend in Texas who messed around with a girl and she was talking about her ex-boyfriend

and he was not really concerned. And then she pointed to a picture on her fridge and it was the Undertaker. It was like Mark Callaway before he was the Undertaker. And she's like, my ex is kind of crazy, but... That's a Shane Gillis bit, right? Oh, yeah. Why was he still on his, her fridge?

I have no idea. Yeah, that's... No, that's not weird at all. Dude, if you had boned the Undertaker, you're going to tell everybody about... He was not the Undertaire. No, it doesn't matter, though. You saw it in him.

That's the thing. You don't think he had Undertaker energy all the time. The dead man was born that way. If I had had sex with one of the famous female wrestlers that is out there today, my wife would let me put... Lana Rhodes. Would let me put...

Is that one? That's the porn star that wanted to date Kevin Durant. Damn it. Lift. Who's... We had... Cable. Trish Stratus.

Cody Rhodes... Who's the porn star that eats sardines? Anna... Lisa Ann. We should probably break. All right. Whatever Jake says, we do. Pizzas ready.

The dunza. Soccer is really popular here. Well, it's not in America. In America, people fucking hate soccer. And honestly, that's the way it should be. I don't know. I kind of like soccer. You kind of like soccer?

Yeah. I'm gonna pretend like you just make my d'i go soft. Really? Yeah, no, it's totally soft. I feel like it's just gone back inside of me with that snow. Don't talk about soccer. No, maybe. Maybe you can show me why baseball is better.

Gladly. You're listening to The Dumb Zone. Dan, I did see that the Trailblazers got their coach a gift bag with some Skittles in it and posted that on social media. Did they really? If nothing else, their social media team is going to have a really tough time for like the next year. They're like Skittles. Why don't you give the guy a contract? I guess feels like the pizza party at work instead of a bonus.

Did you even bring up the hotel checkout thing? Oh, yeah. That's my favorite. Do you know about that, Dan? No. Tom Dundan refuses to pay late checkout fees for the traveling party. So the whole team will just be like sitting in a hotel lobby at 11 a.m. or whatever because I couldn't. You know, the game doesn't start till a bit later.

They usually pay the fee for, you can stay in the hotel until 3 o'clock. three when we leave. Most major American sports franchises aren't that worried about 20 bucks extra a room for another hour. Even the Cowboys. Yeah. Got late checkout. Notably cheap team.

All right. I'm not going to victim blame because that's wrong. But do any of the players be like, you know what? I'll just pay whatever it would cost. Like, do you remember when the ticket wouldn't pay for our hotel or if they made us room? I just thought, I actually make enough money I could. just pay for a hotel room, I'm going to do that. I'm sure that they have no problem.

Like, they're not going to notice. Like, even the employees that are poor relative to the players aren't going to notice $20. But they're the same token. But I just wonder. A millionaire owner. Right. No, the millionaire owner isn't.

But would the players... Now, I don't know that the players are complaining about sitting in the lobby. But if they are complaining that I had to go sit in the lobby, what if they don't have to? They could just pay to stay in the room. It's like in Moneyball when the A's were charging the players for the vending machines. Right. It's like, yes, I can't afford it, but I don't really like going to work in a place that has this feel to it.

I know, and it sucks when athletes. It sucks when athletes have to actually deal with things like people because I'm not sure how many places you've ever worked where they're like, hey, go to the lunchroom and have anything you want. It's on us because you work. work for cumulus. That's how much we value you. Like they would be like, you know what? Actually, we installed a camera in here. And if you take a candy bar, we will prosecute you.

I think one difference possibly, and I don't know the numbers, but I don't know that we've worked at companies that are doing as well as pro sports franchises are financially. Also, like I don't. We're also not making as much money as athletes who could easily pay for, like, the percentage even smaller for them. So, you know. I don't want everyone else to have, like, whatever the worst thing that I've had was. I want better for them.

Sure. Just pointing out that aside the way things are, the fact that they don't get, you know, 24-7 fallatio is, oh, I'm sorry, King. I realize that you could get 24-7 philatio over there. I certainly think that we should. I think I'd top out no point. unintended at 21. 21, 7, or 216?

I think six. Six hours, okay, 21 hours. Yeah, because you're going to want one whole day to be like, oh, man, I forgot how great that was. I forgot you were gay. Hey, where's our special guest that we always have? Oh, I don't know. Julian Soroy, like we need them. Yeah.

Oh, do I need to? I'll switch back to the line. Well, I don't care who's on the wire. I need T.C. on this segment. Okay. And Soroy's on the show every Friday. And we are here at Coni Roso, near White Rock Lake. We are at Konei Rosed.

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Even burgers. Even burgers. I like it. You've seen George behind the scenes. Sure. How many times do you think he had to do it to nail? Because the tone on Even Burgers is... Not the first.

I would have to do it 20 times. Just a very funny tone. Most likely they can do. Even burgers. Most likely they can do. Yeah, let's not get crazy. Right. Emergency Viewer Mail.

From Craig in Austin, who says, I was listening to an A&Eman. Ancient IJB. What is IJB? That is a podcast called It's Just Banter, hosted by T.C. Fleming and Jake Kemp. Since like 2011, 2012? It's been around a while.

What do you say, Jay? 2010. 2010. Says here, so I'm listening to an ancient IJB from May 2018. Jake told a story about his first, Well, one of his first says, Jack Attack, where he was humping. Well, he's saying this is kind of a bad beat. And I wanted to play the audio.

Oh, no. Craig and Austin says, this is hilarious stuff. I'd like to shout out the table of ladies for their Friday lunch club here. They can't hear us. They bought their ticket. I say let them crash. So here I actually... God, that looks like a long file.

Well, Clayton, who is the king of the IJB archives, if it's not... If it's not TC. Clayton went and found me, it took him, I think, a half a second to go find me this episode. Probably don't. And this morning, I listened to the entire episode

because they've pointed me, Craig and Austin said, oh, you can go to about the 23-minute mark, and I thought, why would I do that when I could just enjoy 2018 TC and Jake? 2018-T-C, very upset with Dan, for apparently we had Dirk on our show, previous to that. From what I can gather, listening to this with context clues,

you're the ticker guy at that point? Yeah, that sounds right. It's the heyday of, sorry, Julie. No. It's the second heyday of bad radio. It's Jake's there, T.C.'s there. Apparently we had Dirk on the show and T.C. was very upset that we didn't ask Dirk anything about Pants, DJ in that whole article. And it was like three months after the article dropped and you and T.C. were arguing, like, you were standing up for me, your boy, appreciate that. Yeah. I don't know. And then I interviewed.

2026 TC this morning about this and TC's like, I think I made a bad point. Like, why would you bring that up? Dirk's having fun. He's talking about this and that. You're doing this. Hey, what about your organization, man? Like, it's time for me to be the journalist and get to the bottom of this. What did you know about Tardima Ushery and Rubbers?

He would have been like, I don't know. I don't know. Who is he? I'd be like, hey, Alec Drake got in a scandal. Let's interview you about that. What do you know? Tell us. I'll tell you.

I always knew. No, but T.C. will own up if he had a... He's much better at that than I am. Okay. And then as far as, of course, I'm listening for any Dan criticisms, Jake throws one out early in the show as well. I hope you learned something. So early, early...

I learned that early show is, hey, what's wrong with Dan? Like, that's our format for early IJB. You know what's very funny? Let's shit on everything Dan did this week. And then we'll go on to... You know, what's very funny. Very funny to the gathered masses here at Conne Roso is there is another man walking on this earth who thinks the exact same thing. And his name is Bob Stern.

Well, I didn't hear anything down there except flowers for him. I have at least half a dozen texts to Jake and T.C. from Bob that say, guess IJB this week is just shitting on me. Ha ha. Okay. Well, I guess the difference is that I actually don't care. I wait and bring it up on the ear. and I don't text you off the year. I'm just letting you know.

That's funny because I was just looking at you, you look so much like a guy who doesn't care. All right, I'll be texting you about that. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you. Post-show. Okay, so, no, the thing Jake was, like, bagging on Dan about was, okay, so Dan's on the air. It was when I was talking about the fact that back in my day,

we could rate women based on small. bottom size. Yeah. And you know what? We invented anorexia, bulimia, the good diseases. Right. Where they ended up really skinny after it. You endorsed the larger lady.

And anyway, that was a thing that you and T.C. enjoyed saying that I'm incredibly wrong on that. Anorexia, we invented wee Ross, the lady who was given fake butt injections in Dallas and killing people. Yeah, there's death on both sides, but it can go too far. Yeah, heart disease. Anyway, those weren't the focus of the IJB I was listening to, though. Those are just tiny little things I thought I'd bring up, you know, in a humorous vein. Right.

So here, though, this is Jake, Defender of Women. I'm going to point this out. Do you like how this is starting? I just want to know, so you guys are talking about a little nostalgia. for your era is watching Nickelodeon. And you were just remarking on some shows you would watch on Nickelodeon. And remember when we used to watch Nickelodeon? Okay, that's basically what you were saying before.

You know what I would definitely pay for? I would pay for the Nickelodeon. Well, yeah, I would pay for Nickelodeon or, you know, Nickelodeon of the 90s Girls Today calendar. Because Hey Dude had a couple of... A whole paycheck. You know who is in Hey Dude, right? Okay, well, I don't...

I stand by that and so does everyone in here. Brad, for the fist up back there, right? Yeah. No, this is great. No, these guys are like, they got their hand on their chin, like, oh, yeah, what if we did that? And obviously, you've got to put them back in, like, the Hey, dude gear, right? It'd be nice. You know, how rolled up?

Yeah. You know, some of both. Listen. What they'd wear today, what they were wearing then? I want Clarissa to explain it all to me. Absolutely. Hey, I'm on board on where are they with where are they now calendars. No doubt.

I'm not saying I'm a defender of women. Let's not get it mixed up here. Trump had already won. We were celebrating women. Yeah. We're saying how great they are. God damn, Trump did already win. Oh, yeah.

2018 seems like forever ago. It seems like we've had one president forever. How do you feel about it? It feels like, wow. You've been president for two years and he'd campaigned a year before that. Yeah, so we're in it at this point. Okay. Did you have any crushes from the Nickelodeon days?

I was a big like, saved by the bell, Zach, he was hot. JTT, I had many JTT posters on my wall in my room. And Devin Sala. Oh, yeah. Salah. Is that Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Yeah. He got out of the game.

Where is he? I feel like fully out of the game. I think he went and got some degree or something. And he was on like Teen Beat magazine. Dude, he was on everything. Tiger Beat, he was on everything. Every single magazine. Kids these days don't get to experience the poster life.

The teen beats of the world. As it were. I think this is where we get then to the supposed bad beat. but this is Jake I kind of forgot this is Jake talking about again they're going nostalgia it's a nostalgia podcast

they're just talking about things they remember I don't know that I was I mean I definitely know that I jerked it or at least humped a pillow to the Batman movie that had Jim Carrey in it as the Joker

like who was the who was the that's a bad setup Up so far. Umma Thurmond, right? Nah, but the, like, bad girl. Alicia Silverstone. Definitely, that was my first pillow hump.

But then you guys would talk about some stuff for a moment, and then Jake got back to it because he remembers it a little more vividly. And this is where the email of the day, Craig and Austin, remembered this part of it, and he said he loved it. But then actually, I didn't even need the movie or the, The Playboy magazine, T.C. I actually believe that Batman and Robin had a Taco Bell campaign, and I just needed the cup. Oh, man.

I just needed the cup featuring Batgirl that I could just hump my pillow. Yeah. For about 25 seconds. And fucking creepy-ass John Ronson wants to tell me that America's youth today is being ruined by the fact they don't have to fucking hump pillows to goddamn Damn Taco Bell Cups. Right. Right. I don't know what that means.

I don't either. What I do know is... This is the podcast about porn. Dude, porno. There you go. This cup? Yeah. Uh-oh.

Yeah, yeah. I've seen the cup recently. Yeah, no, it's still... It's from the collar bones... You can see it. That cup you had, like, lying by your bed. Oh, my gosh. What do you mean?

Why? Look at her looking at you on that cup. Yeah. She's ready to fight. crime. She's not one. I was 11. I was still at the point where, you know, no pillow was safe. I had not yet. 11? Oh, yeah. Oh, no. She's doing, yeah. I mean, I lost my virginity in 13. No. What? Is this like a known Jake fact? I don't think that was, it wasn't that abnormal where I was. 11 or 12 is when. How old was the lady you lost your virginity with?

14. Really? But I was not her first. Goodness. That seems extraordinarily young. It was not super uncommon. I was going into ninth grade. Yeah, that would have really crushed my world as a, like if my... A parent.

A little 14-year-old was like, yeah. I just nailed Jake. It's going to be a receiver on the football. Everyone's different. Flips his skateboard up. This is too much. Oh, you're on the radio. And I do think there are some parents who are fooling.

themselves. I don't, and not that you care, I don't get the sense you were. And maybe kids have changed a little bit. You know, I was in a sweet spot of like, you know, it's like M&M and Limp Bizkit. If like the president was getting blown. So like, I was in sixth grade when that happened. I was like, what are we going to do here? Eighth grade is when like you became aware that other people. Yeah. Like someone at school in eighth grade had had sex with their girlfriend. Yeah. And you're like, what? And so at that point, it's like, you know, I also would like to do that. And from then on, it became engineering that's the whole year.

Like, how can I get to a night where we will both be able to be at somebody, like, this had been building for months by the time it happened. A serious edge now that I think about it. 13 just seems. Yeah. Yeah. Look at all of you. How old is your son?

He just turned 11. Oh, darn it. There's definitely no pillow action going on. He's not. You have no idea. Tell his mom. You say that. No idea.

No, he doesn't know what any of that is. Yeah, no. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. And for another couple months, she might not. Yeah. You've got days left.

Oh, y'all, I'm going to, I can't. Before he goes back to school. I say she's already in the red. No. Yeah, big time. Yeah. Because I say this because I've been talking to parents. I mean, you, I'm sure you do too, but all of them have told me.

Like, if you haven't had a conversation. about like, porn with them. By this time, they already know. No, the Shane S&L monologue of I was my mom's gay best friend until the first time I jerked off. That's what you're living right now. Yes, I was my mom's little gay best friend. She would take me everywhere.

And I hope that you do for another month or two. While she was sewing, I would lay there and tell her stories. Yes. That's what it was, man. I was her absolute gay best friend. Absolutely. And then everything changed. And then I found that cup and.

So even a cup will do it. Out the door. There's no new to do these. No way. He emerges. Oh, hello, that girl. Do you feel like it is better? Because I certainly have had this thought that it's, but I used to have the thought, too,

that it's better to, you know, work at small stations and hone what you're doing. And then that's, you know, and I realize there's other ways you can do it and still be very good. Do you feel that it's, I used to think it was also better? that I had to start with a Sears catalog and then my mom's cosmopolitan and then you know celebrity pictures in People magazine and then I actually a guy down the street found a you know playboy and you're like whoa you know we took steps whereas now a 10 year old certainly their first foray into it might be full everything you know orifice wise and just every you know what I'm saying yeah like

movie great lighting maybe even a little bit of a plot you know like a little of a plot we love a plot yeah you know yeah but not a lot of 11 year olds are getting too deep into the plot I don't mean it's well unless they're like

wait I have a step sister too back to TC I have a teacher yeah I have a stepmom I see the logic of what you're saying but I you just like do you feel it's better you had to go from Taco Bell Cup to, right?

Like I also, the first thing I, like, I got to stuff on the internet pretty quick, although even then it was like, you know, an image that would load over the course of an hour. Yeah, it's down the screen. You know about none of this? Just having to sit there. To watch a picture load in line by line.

And there it goes. Oh, there's her. I didn't actually, like, I didn't actually, I didn't actually, I didn't get to a nipple for years. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. X-L. You know what you do.

You're like, X-O. You didn't even know what you had coming. No, no, Mom, you can use the phone again. But I just think you adjust so fast. Like, I don't think that kids are gaining anything by first going to the Cosmo catalog.

Because I think if you search your experience, like a week after you got your first VHS, you couldn't imagine anything else. You're already maxed. Age losing your virginity. I'm asking you because I figure. And I know his story. It feels like he's a much younger.

He's not going to tell the whole thing, or Willie. You. He doesn't have the guts. 15, and she was older. Do you don't know the story? What is it? She was the neighbor's au pair. A friend of mine's au pair.

Ah. You did an au pair, didn't you? Very, very briefly. That's the most exciting thing I've ever heard. I swear to God. I still love her. I swear to God. Wait, so she's your buddy.

I've used this story myself. It's her baby. It's the hobby. Swedish babysitter. Swedish opair, bro. What are we doing? He's having midsummer in real life in eighth grade. Yeah, horned helmet on, shirt off.

Didn't you like never talk to her again? No, yeah. Was this because what was her? She was here. I think there was like a group of them that come to, from Sweden to Florida and get assigned to families for a summer. They don't know anybody. And she nailed the neighbor's kid.

We weren't neighbors, but my best friend. The friend of the kids she's babysitting, essentially. I wouldn't go with nailed. Put a verb to your performance. Now, if this was, I hate to be Ben Shapiro here, but if the genders were flipped, we'd be asking about trauma. Oh, yeah. No, no, that was awesome.

Lovely. Like to this day. In every way. that affected you in a great way. Still works. Yeah. The memory is still fresh. It still works.

That's great. Yeah. Did the family include a, we should track her down? A famous golfer or a future Miami Hurricanes coach? Was it either of those? No. Okay. No.

I think it happens a lot in the hockey world when they travel, like, and stay it. That they have o' pairs? Well, I think they have, like, the children of other families. They have, like, house moms and stuff. They go stay at, you know, I think that's in the Rob Lowe. It is. It's called the Billet family. There's a Rob Lowe movie where he does that.

Yeah, but then I remember after we did the segment, people emailing and saying, like, this is like kind of a trope in the, and I'm sure it's in minor league baseball as well. Anytime you're a strapping young boys. You're a Spanish host family. Yeah, dude, my, I don't know. I don't, it's different over there. I feel like in Europe, this is very, very nascent theory here. I think women in like their 50s care more about their appearance. parents here than they do there. I think you just become a grandma there. You cook, you do laundry,

and it's like, you're gone. Like, there's not, I just don't think they have like Botox and like keeping, she wasn't working out, you know. And we didn't. She might have been my mom's age, but she looked like we're ahead of them. She looked like she was 90. Yes, they usually do. But the mom in our house was not that old. She seemed like she was 100, like a troll. I feel like you just described Ohio. Maybe. Maybe, maybe it's just that I live here, right? Yeah, that was Right. No, I was in Ohio. One of my buddies up there listens, and he's like, Game Day Men's Health. He's like, what's testosterone?

Like, he didn't know. I go, are you saying it's not advertised up here all the time? He's like, what? Why? No, we don't. That's crazy. We are who we are. We don't need any help.

Yeah, but the people look like the vehicles. Like they're kind of rusted a little bit. They need some help. They're beaten up. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, do you want to anything else or want to jump into the news? Let's do some news.

All right. Here's Jane with the Dooms Zone News. A little surprise this isn't a bigger number, but there are a couple of the outlets today covering a story where four people were arrested for entering AT&T Stadium, Dan, without tickets before Argentina, Austria earlier this week. Arrested? Yeah.

Why not just kick out? Hey, get out of here. Because aren't you basically committing like a $5,000 theft? It's not a scram, you know? It's not a high school game. Hey, we'd really rather you pay. I mean, it is kind of stealing. I'm not saying I'm even against it,

but as far as the consequences go. Well, I wonder what the consequences really are. They drop it later, right? It's not like they're prosecuting them to the full extent of the law. It says the punishment they had to watch the entire game. were they Americans you say or it doesn't say It doesn't say it does say that it does say that one of them got away Oh

Like they have video footage and they know that they got three of them But that a fourth one got away I remember going to a Texas game when I was a kid Maybe around the same time I had found that cup If I'm being honest because Major was there And there was a guy I didn't know, like, rules on bringing stuff into games, but a guy had a flask. It might have been the first time I ever saw a flask.

And a guy, they patted him down, she patted it, she felt it, the security guard, and the guy just took off double birds at the security guard. I was like 11. And it was like probably a guy who was like 35 or 40, just pissed drunk. You know, I'd never seen that. I didn't, you know. He took off into the game? Yeah.

He had a ticket, but he had a full flask. And he was like, hey, hey, whoa, whoa. and he's like, no, you can't get me. And then you realize they can't. Yeah. And that was the thing I realized in that moment is like, there are so many of us. These people are useless.

Well, like when they say... At school, you don't realize that, right? You don't realize like, there are so many of us. But now they say, like, they'll ban a fan from MSG, right? Right. Yeah, or... Or former player. From overmarts.

Former players, it's a little easier to identify, I would think. But if you just banned a fan... Or you'll be guys who do something at baseball games, right? They threw something on the field or they ran on the field. You're now banned for two years from any Major League Park. All MLB. How do you, really? I mean, I know how the Knicks are doing it with facial recognition, artificial intelligence.

They're at least saying that to deter you from even trying to get in again. No. Do you think they're actually doing that? I don't. I can promise you like Northeast Mall wasn't when my buddy got banned for trying to slide across one of the cars they were auctioning or whatever. That doesn't work. Cross the hood?

You just dent the hood. He tried to jump up and slide across like in the movies? Yes. It was like one of those Dodge. Were you imploring him to do it? Like, hey. Yeah. And they said that there's a picture of him at the mall now.

And I just, I feel like we went back to the mall. I don't, there's no way. But I, who knows if you're FIFA? Is there facial wreck at AT&T Stadium? It's got to be, right? That's newer. There is for media. Oh, really?

That's like the Super Bowl week now? You don't hand your credential over. You walk up to a tablet that scans your face and then says, welcome, Blake, and then gives you the green light, then you can walk in. Wow. There's a story I'm very glad Julie is here for. Plano ISD has quite the suburban Facebook mom situation going on here. because a few years ago, the stage at Jasper High School needed to be upgraded.

It needed renovations. And the district came to the dance booster club and said, hey, you need to raise some money for this stage. The booster club said, that sounds a lot like maintenance and operations, which we pay taxes for, you got a bond for, it's not our job to fix this, right? So they go back and forth At which point the school board decides they've had enough of this booster club and they launch a coup. They launch a parallel booster club of other parents. Get a hold of the bank account of the previous booster club and get these funds freeze. Then when the previous booster club administrators find out and go try to get the money,

money, they have them arrested for theft. These are like 50-something-year-old moms in Plano. Like, just dance mom-looking moms ever. And they had them arrested and booked over a spat over who is the real predecessor to the booster club. I'd like to bail them out. But frankly, this is how most of the world's religions. Most of the world's religions started like this.

Like, hey, who's the real? Can I just bail that one out? just the one? The one on the right? Which one would you like to bail out, sir? Yeah. I'll take her. But the school launched a hostile takeover of the dance booster.

Excuse me, it's choir. I had that wrong. It's choir. Choir moms. Yeah. And now they're suing and it's in court, but I don't know. Boy, imagine the planning and plotting over bottles of wine. Oh, my God.

The arguments. Everything, though, is so political. Like, again, I thought getting into softball coaching was going to be the sweetest thing ever. Oh, my God, dude. I missed the drama of R.Y.A. growing up. Just the juice of who's stealing, who's sleeping with who.

I think he's drunk at the games. It was always something, dude. Yeah. Always something. There were rumors of people cheating and, like, oh, I hope they were having sex in the office at the league thing. And there was always a guy with had a bag of cash, like the bank bag.

Yeah. Which I think, at one point, we were pitching that as an idea, the dumb zone bank bag. Yeah, how much? Petty cash bag. How much skimming is going on in booster clubs across the nation? It's like... It's almost built into the business model.

Okay. Straight to the kids. Every cent. There's a... I guess this really asks the question of what is a serial killer. But there's a guy in Austin. It's known as a serial killer. Raw Mesa.

But they say he only killed three people? Hmm. That's a pattern. He doesn't get the title yet. He played guilty to a 2024 murder, 2019, and 2023. Well, maybe he just, how old is he? Has he had time to develop? He looks like he's about 50.

Okay, yeah, that's... He's looking at 30 years. If you're 50 and you have three confirmed kills, are you a serial killer? I think so. Is this like Bob's dynasty qualification? Like how many titles? How many years did he do.

How many titles do you have to win with that? That's official. Okay, so here's a thing. These crimes were like, they were sexual in nature. He's a, he's a bad, bad dude, bad ombre. And this is in the news because this inmate had child porn on his phone. Now, you probably have a lot of questions here. I did.

He's got a phone. I knew you could have a phone if you were a certain type of inmate, I assumed the non-child sex killer kind. But you have a phone that somehow you're able to have enough freedom that you can get that done? I think there's a part of TikTok that's just guys in prison living awesome. They have like ribs delivered and like direct. You've not seen that. TZ's involved in the TikTok.

I swear to God, there's like, hey, welcome. It's like cribs. How do they have phones? Yes. Well, depends on what level, right? It depends on what level, and it depends on how much you've misbehaving, but wouldn't you think this guy would be above the level of getting to play bubble pop? Surely they don't, yeah, surely they don't have apps and games.

They have to have child porn, Julie, so I feel like, yeah. Well, he might have. Bubble pop is the least of their worries. He might have somehow suck the child porn. I don't know. Yeah, no, I think it was. But no words with friends.

That's, that would be ridiculous. Yeah, I don't know. I feel the general public has very little info about what's going on inside those walls. I've always wanted to visit. Yeah. Like as a show, you know, they let, no, but seriously, though. It's a part of our society. I'm not trying to bring the room down.

There's a lot of people locked up. I feel like it would help if the average person just saw. Can you do that? Can you schedule a? I don't know that you can just do that. But if you had some connects, which we tend to be able to get, you know, I can't get to, you know, I can't get to the masters, but I could probably get into Luson.

Can you go visit a prisoner that you don't even know? Be like, you know, like an old folks home. Be like someone who hasn't had a visitor in a while. Yeah, because don't people end up marrying them? Yeah, do the spares, though, ever get that? It's always like a serial killer, or just some kind of big case in the news. Ladies will then write to that guy.

And then the guy end up getting married. Now, she may have some issues. You may not be. But you got to expect they're just saying yes to anyone who writes to them, right? Yeah. But if you were in jail, would you get that as well? Are there ladies just kind of looking up who recently got put in jail thinking of what they look like? What's the upside?

Don't you need them to be famous for it to matter? Like, for there to be some... That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. And now that Clayton is shaking his head, does this happen the other way? What do you mean? Are there any men showing up at the women's correctional? facility.

Oh, yeah. The bouquet of flowers. There was a line for Souters for Eileen Warreness. Whoever just killed Selena. They do that. They do what? Like the women, I've seen it on TikTok

where they put out their like they have a video system with a computer and they put out like a video of like hey, here's my stats. I'm looking for a pen pal. Like isn't that what they did?

She's just really hot. Isn't that what they did with like VHS is in the 80s? Pretty much. You would film like a profile. The dating service in the 80s, yeah. But we just... I really want one of us to try to get... Film my commissary.

A female pen pal. I love that. You can do it. Remember Kavanaugh had... We had a whole segment on The Freak. I just remembered this where he... They listened to the radio in prison a lot. And somehow they listened to The Freak.

And so he would have people write in letters, and they were big fans of the show. Yeah. It was letters from prison. Remember the artist? We had like an incredible... Yes. They draw little cartoon characters of us. Oh, yeah, I remember that.

He would draw what he thought we all look like because they'd never seen us. Yes. And they were pretty big fans. Pretty close. Yeah. But like beautiful art. Surely there's some of them listening to the Dumb Zone. Damn.

If you guys could have just built like a whole country out of prison. We tried. Focus on only prison. Give them little meters. Number one. My closest point, Blake. Too many mics. The Dumb Zone News.

Like and subscribe. That was a good news. Happy birthday. Thank you. Viewer male birthdays. And late comers. Maybe Jake helped us have a lot today because you said,

Yeah. Make sure you get them in. Well, we got time. So we have a lot. We have, let's see, from Aaron, spells her name, E-H-R-E-N. H-R-E-N.

Wow, that's aggressive. It feels smart. Yeah, I like it. It also feels like a more literal spelling of the Vern Troier drop. Eh. Well, Aaron wanted to make sure. Hey. Says, emailed on May 14th.

And said, hey, I have a birthday request for Chris Van. Anselo, June 29th. I know it's early. I want to make sure it got on the air. I'll resend the week before as well. Thank you in advance. I would hire that guy right now. Yeah.

Guy or girl. Yeah. Do you think E-H-R-E-N? I was thinking it's a girl. That's probably a girl. Yeah. But I guess... I thought male when you first...

A-A-R-O-N is a boy. Isn't Aaron from Jackass? I was looking for Clayton. Yeah. Yeah, that's how it is. Anyway, Chris Van Selo, whether it's a man or a lady named Aaron, they were very worried about your birthday getting red on the air. We have greetings fish cobbler-gobler.

You know about his whole bit, right? You've been around for that. His bit. I'm sorry. Why? No, and you say it was such. Such dripping with it. Of course.

Julie, I'm not about. this. After we just played audio of him humping a pillow to a taco Elkhaz. Friend of all women. I just... And as if you have to explain to

Julie Dobbs who I am. Jesus Christ. Well, no, I mean... She's a survivor. I just need the new fish thing. Like, like I said, every time I open cat food in the morning, I just imagine Dan being like, hmm.

Dumping it in... It's hard to stomach. Friday, June 26, I'll be celebrating my every major League player on Jackie Robinson Day birthday. Not Jackie Martling. Who I saw is doing a cruise.

Bet payoff? Jesus. Like the winner gets to go on that, Jackie Robbins? I'm on that cruise, dude. That'd be great. Go see Jackie the joke man every night. It's a real thing. You got to wear everybody's got to wear the 42 jersey.

First, a gay, not gay. I made last year's GSC, but I missed this year's because I had to work a table at Dallas Pride. Nice. Is that gay or super gay? No, you're working. Say hey to Israel, the homie. Oh, he has something else. I'll throw it on viewer mail next time we're here.

That's no tux Chad. More handoff, more Clayton, never rinse after brushing, never punt. Remember no tux, Chad? Yeah, great bit. to sit-in? We had two sit-ins scheduled to be in the den. They were very good friends. And so they worked up a bit together.

Chad and his friend. And Chad and his friend agreed, this is going to be hilarious. Let's rent tuxes and wear them to the den. We'll meet there on a whatever day, and it'll be hilarious. We're going to be sitting there in tuxes. They're going to think it's hilarious. Well, no tux, Chad, just didn't rent his tux. He just showed up in shorts and a t-shirt.

Full support. And then there's another guy in a full tucks there. He'll be like it. Love that. That is a good bit. So uncomfortable. Dan, Dan, the Punani man. I write in to wish my lovely wife of 20 years a happy anniversary.

My leaders are Jake and his stolen Jimmy caps. And Blake's softball bat flips. My movie trope is an elevator door shutting at the last possible second an arm reaches in, spoiling the escape. I also want to call out World Cup Telemundo and Peacock Baddy. We have a picture, Clayton. Carlota Vizmanos.

All the real beaters know. Oh, God. From J.R. in Bedford. Oh, this is no good. This is the rare thin Latina. I think I saw her and also thought she looked hot. J.R. knows what's up. I feel like put jack the other day.

She needs a brisket. Cousana. She's cute. Or five. Or a breakfast pizza. We all do. Is it okay if I use the term baddie? Yes. Yeah.

All right, good. My daughter this morning, I was talking to my daughter, she's not on board with me telling her that she mugged me. She just stopped everything down as if. I love it. She goes, what are you doing? I go, what I'm, I go, I heard it on the Clav podcast. Salute

Principal Genetic Encoder of the greatest team duo Please give a birthday hello To my only genetic recipient and 10-year-old Samantha Fay Mackey Jake name grade please From Dono Kesa I like the middle name

Samantha Fay Mackey I like the middle name Faye because again I am My wife's middle name is Faye It's a country name Samantha's kind of a mid, but you saved it with Faye. Oh, I'll give Brandon one. Did you see his? Mm-hmm.

Austin Luke? Yeah. Solid. Very solid. You can't do better than Austin. Oh, Brandon Aubrey? That's his new baby? Yeah.

It was on the news. Baby news. Because I'm a dude. Fright. He just went over and dropped off a bunch of porno bags. Yeah. Tomorrow, oh, I got this, tomorrow is my Boban birthday. In his honor and mine, please be live, local, and funny.

It's also Bob Stern's birthday, so don't forget to FaceTime him at midnight per usual. I humbly request any norm drop or any fake norm, interesting, ironic note. Never punt, always take the express lane from Sean Kernan. He of Business Wednesday fame and 360 wealth management. It's Sean Kernan's birthday. I think he means today. He must have emailed yesterday. Dear Jake, the Simp, Kemp, and Dan prowl her bowels McDowell.

Happy O.J. Simpson jersey plus O.J. Simpson decapitation's birthday to my buddy, Austin Lockwood. His girlfriend woke him up in that special way, pretending his wiener is 40% more pleasurable. than it actually is. Why 40? Please apologize to brick for us. We are two of the slackers who used his name to sneak too many people into the infamous post-Malone Trees concert.

His leader is the Reconsider Lounge headliner, a West Coast rap tribute comprised of shifty NFL wide receivers in jigbiz with attitude. Okay. More TC, more foodie CK, more zesty volleyball players. Establish the run, punt in the red zone because we're shaving points to cover gambling debts from Scott. He was on Sports Center today.

Jason? No, Jordan Lucas, our volleyball friend. I was thinking back to how hard I laughed when I saw the headline that said, Jackson Smith and Jigba upset over typo on trophies. Immediately I was like, there's no way. Dear friends of the sea cow, I have two new submissions and a birthday for next week while you're out. So he has words Dan has ruined, synced or synced up.

Yeah, I've told you. I didn't, much like the Chisholm Trail, I didn't know guys were doing that, despite my illustrious career and self-pleasure. I didn't know. He thinks of it in a different way. He says, I can't hear it without thinking of too many females on a submarine threatening World War III once a month,

remaking hunt for Red October or Crimson Tide, which is not the way I've usually referred to singing. That's why they won't put... Why are you looking at me? Because that's why they won't put women on a submarine. Because of that? Yeah. It's a logistical nightmare.

It can change the tides if you all... Believe it. Sink up. Powerful. The powerful weapon we have. But the other thing, too, that I didn't know that... And I got to tell you, added value. Thank you for the tip.

Now we're all done. It's a better experience. Yeah, everybody's out of here. More realistically. I'm blowing the cigarette at the screen. You have something. That's right. Here's a towel.

Birthday shout-out to America. Oh, okay. This is all about the America. It's her Dwayne Goodrich plus Josh Brent, plus Marshawn Nealon, plus Alden Smith, minus Brandon Aubrey birthday. That's too much. much. Next year's,

oh, this is a good idea from Dungey. Next year's GSE should be on the White House lawn at Valley Rand.

Yeah, I like that. Oh, shit. We need to do something on the White House lawn. Irving. Yes. That's a great idea. Burnt of grass.

I want to do Tara Heffelaw on that White House walk stage. Wonder woman. Dear Deer Pol Pot of the G-spot insert dice drop Julie's looking at this table of women

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Try to ignore Oh whatever This table is like I can't wait to meet this guy after the show I know if this is whatever he thinks of him Happy Bartolo Cologne birthday To my brother and half-blaked correspondent

Greg Tepper Nice His leaders are good guys with a crowbar Ted Emrick in all the Nobel laureates in the Tex-Ags online community. Oh, dear. Shot there. More KJ, more Soroy, stay hard Uncle Don, deport Nico from Matt Tepper.

DZ number 729. I'm a Tepper, you're a Tepper. Good dudes right there. Backbones. Tepper Polis. Pillars of the community. Jackass came out today. You could do that while we're gone.

There's no doubt I'm going to see Jack If there's one thing I do this week I will see Jackass in the theater I saw Phil in April Are they getting out commemorative matchbox cars? Yes You have to put it in before you get in there

for 50% off Oh for half off Before everyone leaves today Why all these guys are just walking back in They're not sitting down A dearest Big Mick mustache July 1st is my Hank Aaron birthday because of DryDoc, I hope to make it to tape today.

My leaders are T.C.'s high-pitched laugh. 715. Blake's thought that Jake could have a beer post-sobriety. Celebrate. No, we don't. We don't. We take it one day at a time. Randy Quaid is the far superior over brother Dennis.

Dan's use of the word chew for dip. You are kind of the only one left on that island. This is from Dustin Rowland. Day 5, number 2.590 of our listeners. It's a good email. I miss a good T.C. laugh. Bah, bha-b-d-d-dap-d-dap. I make little songs in my head all the time.

Dear Fartbrock's tongue-putcher or Daniel, whichever you put. prefer. What is up to you? Which one do you prefer? I like Daniel. It's harder for the, when I'm giving an order on the phone to pick up my Chinese food. If I give them that first one, they never get it right.

This Starbucks cup. It's just a mess. Hello. I want to wish my work friend Alex Haas, happy birthday is. I don't know how old he is because I'm not gay. And I only know it's his birthday because he told everyone. at work. It was his birthday today. Speaking of.

And he took it off to watch Toy Story 5 with his kids. Ha ha. All right, bud. Yay! I feel like you wanted to go see Toy Story 5. Took off work. My daughter. Clemson daughter went to see it last week.

I don't know how she couldn't, man. She just has seen all the toy stories and was like fired up. So it came out when she was born. Yeah. I would, I get that. I want to see it. But I heard that it's like, you know, it's all about tech versus toys and that they kind of call parents out for always being on their phone in front of their kids or something. Yeah, was that too?

Yeah, I was like, this will be really awkward. No, it was. Maybe I don't. I mean, I try not to, but that's where everything is is on our phones. I feel bad about it. No, Molly's parents are ass. They're terrible parents. They're on their phone the whole time.

They give her the iPad with no restrictions. Well, yeah. That's not good. And then, like, midway through the movie, she's on faces of death, and she's watching a video of Kudei and Usay Hussein getting the shit kicked out of them, which is a weird thing to include in the middle. Like, they had no supervision on her at all. So, yes. She was at a chat with 45-year-old dudes.

Right. She was planning Jan 6. No, they really do just give her the iPad. A lot of, I mean, I think a lot of parents do that. That's crazy. So I didn't know you're concerned about sitting. I've never sat with my kid. I don't think and been uncomfortable.

Like, I was telling Jake this the other day. It is, maybe he can't relate, but like my wife and I will be watching some show and it's, maybe it's about like divorce and he's late. They're in counseling and they're like, well, we haven't had sex and this long. And I'm like, oh. Now neither of us will look at each other and it's like, because they'll say it's like some time period, which is way less than our. has been. Oh, you haven't had sex in a week? Oh, my.

Call him the specialist. How could you... No wonder y'all are in here. No. You just pretend like you didn't see it. Then I'm like... For sure, it's very uncomfortable. But for me, I told you.

I told you when you were telling me about this. Especially when I was a particularly terrible husband, I feel like every show is just a woman mad at a guy because he's a really bad husband. and every they're all yelling and all there and i'm like i feel like we're doing pretty we got this covered is there any cop shows is there any war shows that don't make us feel like uh like yeah like yeah you don't if you're an alcoholic and you haven't quit yet don't go watch a star is born in the theater with your wife a star is born is the one yeah yeah so you're in the theater

and you can feel a couple times i like look over for my popcorn she's just like crying staring at me It's not good. I haven't pissed myself on a stage yet, but I've been close. And then the whole movie, I was like, this is, jokes on her. He's going to pull it together, just like me. He's got it. This is going to go great. What happens at the end?

He hangs himself. Oh, Jesus. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. And then she's like, oh, okay. Yeah. Very quiet ride home.

I'm like, I wonder if the Rangers won to turn up there. And last night they did. Dan. Three under 500 at the halfway mark. Bringing it back to sports. I know you're in. They've done enough to...

Like it. Anyway, this is for Alex. His birthday, that's from Garrett. Hey, Haas. And we go now to something we call. Qualis Roofing presents on this day

in history. Qualis Roofing, home of the Qualis Dron. Which they will fly around here. Uh, here. Bode loso Zoli's pizza pill, catering to any food you want, most likely they can do. Even burgers. Even burgers.

Grab that, too. I love that. Yep. Uh, so today in history, it's Friday, June 26th on this day in night. Excuse me. Well, let's have you guess the date. What year the toothbrush invented in China? Ooh.

They came up with everything, man. Invented. 436. Yeah. Man. Yeah, because it's going to be something that sucked. What did he say? 4.37.

It's a great guess. I think it's right. I'm going to guess 1,000. Yeah, I was going to go 1312. Well, the winner is Mike Soroy then. 1498. Wow. Columbus.

Columbus could have had. Not using a toothbrush. Now, it does say, in China, they used. bore bristles attached to a bone or bamboo. Earlier forms of teeth cleaning tools like chew sticks existed much earlier in ancient civilizations, but the actual brush. Interesting. Go China.

Thank you, China. Interestingly enough, the Chinese invented the toothbrush and then just used it for fireworks. Yep. On this day in 1963, John F. Kennedy visited West Berlin, had a famous speech, expressing solid. solidarity with the city's residence, yes. What year was that? Ien Berliner, 1963. Damn. And I

promised to come back one year to the other than I was to say. Some have said he erroneously used like a slang term for donut. And like, look it up, that he told everybody he was a jelly donut.

Very quaint. I miss political scandals of that nature. Yeah. First ever super. Supermarket Price Scanner was used on this day in 1974. Signing. In Troy, Ohio. God, just the birthplace of innovation.

And it was 50 years later that you would have to scan all your own stuff. It was 4,000 pounds. Yeah. All right, I got some. It's kind of fun, though. Right. I do have hot opinion about scanning. Oh.

You should, if you use the self-scan thing, you should get a little bit of a discount. Okay. You should get a 5% discount because I'm now doing your job. Your job is so my food should cost a little less because I'm doing that job. You're not paying a human to do this job. That's a good point. That covers for everyone who's stealing. This big fucking business guy over here.

Always supporting the man. Some people out there are not scanning everything. Trying to give one new contracts. Okay, so the whole reason they went to the automated scanner wasn't to eliminate all these jobs. It was because all that stealing. No, I mean, I think stealing comes with the automatic scanner, and now it just all comes out in the wash. That's also, I think, probably true.

But though, I don't know, man. It's because they don't give a discount at this scanner. But they got that camera locked in our ass. I don't think you can steal from there anymore. Oh, I could do, let's go right now. Oh. Okay. What do you mean?

It's easy. I do feel like it's got to be easy. There's no, dude, that camera is. You think you just tap the side, not where the QR code is? Am I also the only one that looks like shit? on those target cameras every time. Like, I'll walk in there thinking. I'm like, all right, fairly feeling good today.

And you look at it. Good God. I do that all the time. Thumbs up. Same with the ring camera, actually. Oh, it happened again yesterday. I was at the pharmacy. And dude.

Oh, my gosh. Sorry, sorry. What's calling? Hold on. What's calling? No, I walk in. I walk in. I did it.

I walked in. The harried pharmacist. And I'm talking to the lady. She seemed to be Indian-ish, right? So I'm... She's loving my vibe. Yeah. Just, she is really into me.

I'm sure. I can totally tell. What was your vibe that day? I'm just, there is just... Off the chart. Exuding. It's just the personality. It's just what has brought me to this...

Description maxing. And, uh... Yeah, then I went and I was going to get something out of the thing with the glass and I see this mustache. I'm like, God damn it! He forgot he had the mustache. I keep forgetting I had the, and she was like giggling almost, but I think in retrospect it was giggling at me.

I thought she was like, man, this guy's funny. Even though he's just asking where's the shaving stuff, you know, I'm like. He's super excited about America's birthday. Yeah. She was just laughing at you. But maybe not. Maybe not. This day in the year 2000,

TBS broadcasters banned from using the, charter flights of the Braves. The announcers on TBS pointed out that the club had enlarged the catcher's box. After a balk had been called, a catcher's balk. They're like, hey, wait, that catcher's balk is whatever. And then the Braves like, hey, don't point out shit that we're doing. Like, we're cheating. Doing a little cheating here.

And so they wouldn't let them take the flights anymore. Ted Turner. Awesome. Very petty. On this day in the year 2003, a jury in Fort Worth, Texas convicted

a former nurse's aide of murder. She hit a homeless man with her car drove home with his mangled body lodged in the windshield and left him to die in her garage.

Thank you for lunch, girl. I don't remember this story. I remember it for sure. 2003. Oh, yeah. Like after a shift, she was just real tired? She pulled in until the tennis ball that was hanging there. Yeah, bopped him in the head.

I mean, the cowboy player is the one I always remember. Yeah. Two weddings on this date of note. Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. All right. You know Don Johnson, right? I do know Don Johnson, yes. Married on this date in 1989 for the second time.

Nice. Did you know they were divorced and then got married again? I think I did, yeah. I think that'd be a good bit. I like that idea. I think she was, or he was banging Barbara Streisand in between. Wow. And Vita had in her handwritten address book,

it said Barbara Streisand with a phone number. Nice. I don't know that they ever talked, but we had her in there. I bet you the first time after you divorce and you go your separate ways and get back together, that's probably the best it ever is. That's the dynamite right there.

You're not topping that. Yeah, honey, man. So sorry that we... I missed your baby. Yeah, I mean, this is... I had to come back to the promised land. You were right. For like a week.

You're the best. Yes, that. Well, it's always like a week, right? Do we get divorced again now or what? Let's be honest. Every relationship is good for a week. And on this day in 2010, Clayton. So we all need 52 different ones.

Did we mention Mark Calloway earlier today? He got married on this day. All right. In 2010 to Michelle McCool. That's right. Former W.W.E. Diva. Nice. Whatever that means.

Okay. She a wrestler? Yeah. She was a wrestler, yeah. Have they made it? They have a podcast together. Oh, wow. Oh, they're still...

Like, he used to do a podcast by himself. He did not strangle her and then kill himself? No, no, no. That was a couple days ago, I believe. He had a podcast by himself, and everyone loved it. And then she kind of weasled to. way into it and everyone hates it. Really?

Yes. So do any of the female wrestlers who get brain injuries, like, beat up their beta husbands? Like, did they have any guys who are just getting the piss kicked out of them by, like, roided up ladies? I don't know of any tales like that. Because I'm in. Yeah, all the way. Sign me up.

I've seen some videos, Jake. Dude. Wrestler lady just choking you for everything you're worth. All right. So it's June 26. A little CBT. CBT number one on the menu. June 26th, this day in Dumb Zone history.

On this day on the show last year, Dan was in his Zander era. Oh, man. You're going to your central market. I wonder where our boy is these days. Yeah. Dan fell in love with a checkout boy at Central Market. It legitimately was kind of trying to hire him.

Because the guy was just great, just wonderful? Yes, this line was moving faster, double than every other line. No kidding. The guy, he had this, it was like me driving, a lot of people would say, but he would have the item,

scan it, but then kind of put it in the right place. And he'd scan a can, but he'd put it over here. And then you didn't have any idea what he was doing, it was going so fast, but then he'd grab the bag

and everything, it was perfectly set to stack a bag perfectly. And who knew, you know, and this guy was just... And most people don't even realize what just happened. He was only there.

I only saw him for a couple weeks. I feel like big, like he moved on so quick. One time, we were talking to Jimmy Nelson one time. He's a firefighter. He was like Paul Skeens. He's perfect. Jimmy said that at the fire station that, you know, we're like, kids come up here. He's like, but mostly it's just like 40, 50-year-old autistic guys kind of sit outside and watch the thing leave.

They watch the truck leave and it kind of just blows them away. It's kind of Go to the grocery store And a guy's checking out right And you're like This is just the NFL to me I watch scanners Quite often

I go to the grocery store Four to five times a week You are You are quite season Because I will go You love a grocery store Well you have one grocery store For your fruits and vegetables

And fish And then you got another one That has your essentials And then this one has The particular beer we like And the particular tans I don't know if I've been to one in 2026. No grocery story.

I don't know. So you noticed Xander? Were you just like? Yes, I had to find his name and I'm writing notes. Like, God damn, this guy's so good. And then I saw him like again that weekend. It was like. And then, yeah.

And you pick his line. Obviously forever. Gone. He's running. He got hired by Chick-fil-A. Homeland Security, no. I wish I could. Sorry, I'm distracted by SportsCenter's top 10.

Their number one play was from the adaptive games where I guess they were playing flag football and a one-handed guy, one-armed guy made a catch. And they're like, hey, look, it's a one-handed catch. Well, that's the only way he can catch it. Okay. Is that not impressive, right? I feel like that's an ordinary play to that guy. If he caught it in his elbow, that's impressive. Okay, well, what does he have to do? Is there anything? This is a sports center top ten have some dignity. Okay, but at that level, what does he have to do? Blake's right. If a two-handed guy catches a one-handed, you're like, whoa. That's impressive. This guy just caught the,

football. They made it number one. It was way funnier if they would have put it number six. Like when Rachel Nichols voted for the nurse. And then number one's this home run. That revived Amar Hamlin. Susie Colbert. But voted it like eight. No, no, Josh Allen. Let's not be crazy here.

On this day, last year we played the video. There was a thief at a mall in Houston who thought he could jump from the second level onto the ice rink below. Holy crap, I forgot about that. That was so funny. Broke both of his legs. Just straight. Splat.

Then you're kind of trying to get up and walk on ice with broken legs. I feel like that's worse to hear at lunch than Uncle Muffman. You may be right. I'm so sorry. And then in that... All bad.

And then in 2020, this was a carryover, I guess, from Bad Radio. You guys, like you mentioned, it's Bob's birthday today. You'd book the sports princess for Bob. Yes. We once booked the... Yeah.

Do we have her on? Yeah. Yeah. We booked her and she bailed, but we also had her on. once. Yeah. I never remember having her on because I want to get her on now. For OJ talk. I have a contact. I definitely do. She was like an old late night sports radio talk show host.

Wait, did I say, is it? The sports princess. Sports princess. Probably. But yeah, we all, you know, thought she... No, we didn't book that. Did we book the Seattle one? I can follow up for you. The fabulous sports, babe. That's different. Sports princess was in Dallas. She did the Rangers post game. Yeah, this is the one that Bob ran her board. And she was the Grego audio. Yeah.

The fabulous sports babe was a national. Okay. The sports princess was local, and she did the poll question of the day on the Rangers post-game show. Remember that one? When I was driving home from the game. Her poll question was, all right, we're taking calls. Want your answer. Would you rather be a player or like a G?

or a manager or a GM. That's a great question. I'm calling right now. I mean, there's benefits both ways. No, she was like... Let's go to the phones. All right. You're our ninth vote.

Yep. I guess everybody wants to be a player. Okay, we'll go to the next call. Like, no one picked not player. Everybody wants to be a guy. Player. Where's Matt Brunig when you need them? All right.

Done? That's what we got. Other birthdays today, J.J. Barreya, 42. Hell of a... What is it? Hela? My big guys out there tonight was setting Hela screens.

Oh, JJ. What times? Raymond Felton, 42. Duran Williams, 42. Man. I play golf with Duran Williams when he was on, like, injured reserve. I remember that. And then on, like, the whole five or six,

another guy told him that I was in the media or whatever. And he's like, hey, man, don't tell anybody we were golfing today. Oh my God. Here we are now. Until today. You busted. Rudy Gobert is 34. He invented.

COVID. No, that's a very funny tweet that's out there right now. Because they got Rudy, they got aunt, and now they have Lamello. And it just says they got COVID test, parenting test, driving test, all in one. He gets annihilated, but I might have done the touch-all-the-micophone thing. That's something you would do. Oh, big time. You know?

Yeah. And then I'm the world's biggest asshole. The Lamello thing is crazy. Maybe if we have time. Did we get in trouble for playing celebration and cheer for like the first Dallas COVID case? We got, we put, yeah, we played. We played the celebrate song when it went to Colin County.

And then. I don't remember that. I guess you could say like behind cats back, but it wasn't really that. It was just you wanted. You wanted. voice stuff done. We had a breaking COVID news first sounder made. Yeah.

It sounded like the real ones. And any time there was a case, I was like, play it. And that lasted one time. Yeah. You got shit for that, right? Oh, big time. He was like, delete that now. Yeah.

I'm like, you know, we have one for the Pope. The Pope. Yeah, but that's making fun of something I did. Yeah. So don't do that. Yeah. God, I've never, honestly, like, right now, every time I turn it on, And I'm like, I'm so, sometimes, you know, whatever, I just listen.

But I'm very glad I don't work there during the World Cup. Very glad. Because they'd make you. Yeah, just because, you know, like, everybody has a boss like that. I really like to. It doesn't have to be media. I like Japan's, you know, back defensive. Like, I'm, if you had a boss that was really into pickleball, you might have to go play pickleball, right?

We had a boss that was really into hockey and soccer, so we had to fucking deal with that. Dude, I saw Ducey a few days ago. And I was like, hey, the World Cup stuff's going great. And he's like, ah. Because he has to do like a World Cup half hour show every day. Well, here we are. Highlights. Highlights of World Cup.

There's another guy kicking a ball. Good for Fox. A lot of soccer guests. Yeah. And now Jake loves the World Cup so much. He's going to Hawaii to get away from it. Which I'm offended. I'm interested in what their level.

of enthusiasm for USA sports are. I have some people who have emailed me listeners who live there that are like... Not much. Oh, really? They're not really... They're not real fired up about America. Ever since Colt Brennan. He ended his email, Google Dold.

I was like, I'm familiar. What's kickoff time in Hawaii for NFL when you mentioned that earlier? I was wondering, is it 8 a.m.? 7 a.m. 7 a.m. for the first game. Yeah, that sucks. I think that's too early. I would like to try living on the West Coast for 10 a.m. games.

Yeah, I lived there for a while, and it was weird, because I'm used to East Coast. And now that I like to go to bed by 1030 or 11 at the latest, I think that'd be great for Sunday night football. Yeah, done by 8-ish. That's good, but 7 a.m. is stupid for first games. Imani Shumper is 36. He won Dancing with the Stars. Oh, that's right.

Chad Pennington is 50. I couldn't care less about the team. Shannon Sharp is 58. He had sex on Instagram Live. Who? Oh, yeah, yeah. Michael Vic is 46. Ron Mexico?

I have a Ron Mexico, Jersey. Enemy of Richard Hunter? Yeah. That might be one where I appreciate Richard's argument, but also I was raising the country to an extent. They are dogs. Greg Lamond is 65 Of the breathing That's Lamont

Oh Of the What's that race called? Oh, the Tour de France Yeah Like he's a bike racer But he was I know

Oh okay I didn't know if you knew When I was a kid That was he was the popular guy Yeah Like he was Lance Armstrong But they didn't

I guess have good enough Steroid testing He was probably doing it Right weren't they all? Oh, yeah, for sure. They say cycling's been famous for decades for using things on the edge like that.

Thank you. Derek Jeter is 52. He's our war games winner today. Yeah, Jeets. Oh, is that what he would say when he's having sex with someone? Like he'd pound his chest and say, yeah, jeez. Highlights? Watching his own highlights.

He'd watch his own highlights while having sex. Yeah, jeets. No way. You just watch him. Can't be true. Oh, he just watches highlights naked. Yes. Well, that's all right.

If he was having sex to that be weird. I'm the man. That story got real twisted. It's true. That part's true, though. It was a dead spin post that a lady had been staying over at his house overnight, and she came back, had to grab something or whatever, and he was just sitting on the couch naked, pounding his chest saying, yeah, geez, watching himself.

Didn't she get a gift basket? I believe he also gave out gift bag. No one in New York for giving gifts. That was nice. Yeah. That's amazing. Hey, big ups to you. Yeah.

You're one night with Derek Jeter. Facewash. Toothbrush. Does he get a volume discount on those gift baths? Probably. That reminds me how much. Cipard go right on the corner. But T.C., wait.

That reminds me how much deadspin used to be part of our lives. It was so good. Don't you think it was like the first thing we'd open? Absolutely. I know that T.C. introduced me. to Deadspin. I would check it 10 times a day in college.

It was great. Yeah. And what was the parent company? Because they had like Gizmodo. Gawker. Gawker. Yeah. And then they put up Hulk Hogan sex tape and then we didn't get to have sports news

anymore. But that's where like PFT came from. And a lot of the, Drew McGa, a lot of the people in media now are from, from the, even the comment sections of Deadspin. Yeah, but there's just nothing like that.

There's nothing like it. I guess you could post a Twitter. if you found out that Derek Jeter was doing that. But I don't know. I feel like we had a lot of that in our lives for a moment, and the moment's gone, and I miss it. I agree. Who were the little icons on the top?

There was a Deadspin Hall of Fame kind of like. Mansell? Probably Namath and Colbert. No. The library, the Cleveland Library? They considered it a sports story just because the guy who was masturbating at the library he was wearing an Ohio State sweatshirt. See?

We need that. It's a top... It's a top three, and it's not three or two sweatshirt to be wearing if you're a contest. It is Ohio State running a dirty program. War Games runner up, Jason Kendall is 52. Jason Schwartzman is 46.

Pirates? Kendall? Yeah, right? Catcher? Jason Schwartzman highly underrated. career, man. Highly underrated. He's the drummer for Phantom Planet.

I don't know what that is. Were they? He's not with him anymore, but they were. They were a good band. You know, usually when the actor wants to be in a band, it's Billy Bob. He's the front man. He puts on scarves and it's shitty

and everyone has to act like it's good. But while Jason Schwartzman was a famous actor, he was the drummer in an indie band. Also, when a Billy Bob-ish type guy gets, he's like, I want to promote my band, so he'll join you in studio for your radio show with his band members and then he'll say, I don't want to talk at all. I want you just to talk to my band members and then you're really bummed out.

Yep. Yep. Herschel Walker kind of did that to us. A specific story. At Lava Cantina, Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah, me and T.C. were like 23 or something. We showed up at the Dallas Morning News to interview Hersher Walker and some guy, he was fighting in MMA.

And we were like, Herschel Walker. And he's just like, I just want you to talk to my friend here. And the guy's like tweaking out some, it was the weirdest. He was telling us about bands he liked. Yeah. Just the guy was. Very weird. Sean Hayes is 56.

He's on that podcast with Will Arnett and Jason Bateman. Just Jack. Aubrey Plaza is 42. Husband's dead. It doesn't have to be the first bullet point. I was going to say Parks and Rec. She got remarried. I think she got remarried recently.

Pretty quick. Why don't we let the body hit the ground first? Those were in the comments. I think they were separated. Which I always in my mind. Possibly leading to. Nick Offerman is 56. The worst live act I've ever seen.

I'd much rather he have died than Aubrey Plaza's husband. That's right. Nick Offrey's a bad bit. So bad. I'm going to read some books about democracy. and have this sprightly lesbian use a saw. Not that I would have done anything that night, but I'm going to credit myself with a good call for not going to Nick Offman.

What was it called Woodworking with... A night of woodworking and mirth and merriment with Nick Offerman. Oh, look at this planer. She's got a vice grip over there, and also kids are stupid if they use iPads. It's like, oh, all right. I leave. And we did. I just wanted to see the celebrity theater.

I thought it would be nice. We have some music birthdays. Music. Ariana Grande is 33. Kilt Mac Miller. People don't talk about it enough, but I don't know anything about that. He was in the similar situation as Aubrey Plaza's husband. Spiraling.

They were dating? Well, they weren't anymore. Yeah. Except she was the one that sucks. And Pete Davidson was sending text saying, hey, I'm with your girl. Yeah. Nathan Falawal is 47 from Kings of Leon. Colin Greenwood is 57.

Oh. From radio head. Ryan Tedder is 47 from one republic. Bands with brothers in them don't get enough shit for nepotism. That's the best they can. fine Johnny's brother. And I have a Blake Spinn birthday. Jeanette McCurdy is

34. She would be on Jake's calendar of where are they at now. She was on Icarly. Oh. It sounds like a dad in the chat here is the Kim'sman is she dated Andre Drummond for like a week. What? Wow. The sinner?

And she said something bad about him bad in bed or bad kiss her or something so then he leaked a racy photo of her oh my god that's just horrible was it in the dropbox yeah where would that photo be this is not my bag anyways that looks like a grown child where would I look uh and our dumb zone birthday of the day is Paul Thomas Anderson is 56 PTA what a legend The director of Boogie Nights. Does Henry have a birthday?

Son of the great Ernie. We have a Henry Bert. Henry's here. Intern Henry in the house. Intern Henry's here, folks. Hey, what's up in that first? You'll be able to hear him tomorrow. Oh, man.

Feeling the fire from our segments on his opens, he's gone back and edited some of them. Oh, not. No, no, no. We don't edit. What are you doing? We don't edit. This is, these are not living, breathing,

documentary what do you have to say for yourself i got nothing did you edit did you go back to edit like after i posted it yeah oh oh okay we had a listener go back to that episode to hear it again and it's been altered oh so i don't know man once i posted i'm like oh done for the day man shaking what's we have listener versus henry got deleted like slavery document Henry's just very aggressive. Hey, I like it. He's himself. You're going to remember listening to our weekend wrap-up.

So, Ginzy Henry and Memphis. You have a birthday? Yeah, I do. He patterns his life after clavicular. Not at all. Okay, so the birthday I have today. The birthday I have today is pretty special to me. She

is a former social media influencer that was big on Vine. She's 35. Amanda Sernie. You're so horny. But that's the first pair I've ever seen. Oh, don't talk. What are you? My dad? He just

wants to... Hair. Good God. Do you want Playboy's Playmate of the year in October of 2011? Okay. Did she was a... I get a little fire in his eyes right now.

I'm so excited. It's good for her. All right. And it's her birthday. Pair. Not even Uncle Hotmail sells pair. Two year, three million subscribers on YouTube. Let's see that pair, Jake.

I don't traffic in that sort of smut. Dan, to your point, he's saying that he's still getting them from Playboy. That's great. That is good. That is good. Good kid. We moved on to other things. Yeah, but no, as far as when you first, your first pair was,

and a playboy, that's great. I'm adding pair to the repertoire. Yeah, you should. Who would have thought? I know you'd be learned from the years. She's got 20 million followers on IG. I'm sure it's not because of her pair. Oh, look at these birth photos.

Women should stop to it. She's described as a comedian. Women should stop to it. Yeah. Wasn't it better when women would just give birth with her, the doctor, and the nurse? Right. And we're on the golf course.

Right. I'm outside. And they're now in there with a film crew. Right. The mother-in-laws. It's crazy. Lighting. Born on the Stay Now Dead.

Colonel Tom Parker. Remember my neighbor? Yeah. Did she meet him? No, but she did not like the way the film depicted Colonel Tom Parker. He was better to the Big Ethan. She's like, yeah, they got it wrong. I trust her.

I don't. I do, because, I mean, they had to make a movie, right? Like, I mean, you're going to. But they just. chose to make a movie about... Some level of conflict. You really think a music's, a musician's manager in the 50s was treating him real fair? No, but if she's saying they overdid it, then I don't know.

She knew a lot about Elvis. Zen Zen Jin Leon. That's the tallest woman ever. She was 8 foot 1. Damn. Wow. I'd like to take a run. She's born in the stage.

She's now dead. She was... Probably not very old. From China. Yes, she died in her teens. Then I rescind my previous. High teams, maybe like 18. No.

You back? No. Dyson. Not at 18. No. I'd like to take a run after. Bro, totally legal. What's China legal?

I don't want to know. It's a great question. Seven. Abner Doubleday, born on this day. He was a U.S. Army Civil War officer. not had zero to do with the invention of baseball. No. Zero.

No, what is it? 14. 14. The age of consent in China? Yeah. There you go. Let's start a campaign to get changed. Lower?

No. Well, you didn't specify. In Japan, it's 16, which they changed it to in 2023 before it was 13. Jesus. What's your age? Whenever Freddie Giggins age. 20, 23. So when high school Mike moved over there...

Oh, don't frame it as a feature. 13 was the age of consent. Yeah. Whenever Freddie Gibbs got popped in Austria, it was for women who were like 17. But I believe from that story, I think Austria it's like 12 or 14. Because they were like, you know,

he had sex with these girls. girls, I'm like, oh, that's bad. They're like, no, no, no, that's fine. They just said that they didn't want to. It turned out none of it was true. He was freed of all charges. He's got a sterling reputation. Also born now dead, Babe Didrickson Zaharius.

Have you ever heard of that name, Blake? No. Because that's a name I would hear all the time when I was a kid. The greatest athlete of all time, some say. Wide world. She was voted. as the top woman athlete in the first half of the 20th century. What?

Ahead of Amelia Earhart. So apparently between 1900 and 1950, they're like, who's the greatest athlete? They're like, all right, it's Babe Ruth over here. And it's Babe Diderot-Zerhawarious. Now, if you take a look... I mean, she probably was a baller. She probably did 10 things, right? Take a look at Babe Didrickson-Zaharius, and you will say...

You will think of the Olympic boxer and go, are we testing, babe, did, like, you know, some people are born with a higher level of whatever, yeah. So. Mm-hmm. We have an interview with Babe. Hello. Oh, look at her wearing boxing gloves here. Let's try it, sweetheart. She has a goatee.

Like she was a great golf, like, I don't know. Golf and Track and Field mostly. Well, you know, I love track and field. It's my first love. Dead on the Stay Still Dead. We have Mortimer Mott's. He invented two things you'd be interested in. He was like a marketing guy.

But he invented the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest. He also invented this. He was the first guy to say, invented using a raincoat, laying it over your handcuffs on a perp walk to make you look better. Like it always looked bad in the media. If you're wearing handcuffs. And so he was like a PR-type guy,

and he was the first guy that said, what if you get a raincoat and just kind of lay it over their arms? They won't look so guilty. And then it's been done ever since. I like it. Kind of. Also dead on this day, still dead. Milton Glazer, he is the New York marketing guy

who created the IHeart New York logo for free. Wow. That's why they're thriving now. It's because they didn't have to pay him. Right, the love of New York. Kinky Friedman died on this day. Remember him? Yeah, I do.

I do. And died on this day in 2019, Jake. Will you sit down, please? Give me a moment. Jake, have a seat. Beth Chapman. Oh, wow. Behind every bounty hunter is a good woman.

That was the wife of Dog the bounty hunter. He was the dog, the big bad dog. And that's what happened. What was it, Sun's Day? On this day in history. No. Anyways, what are you guys going to do next week? Bye.

Guys, bye, we have a good week off and we'll talk to you soon. All right, man. All right, man. Bye. Leeland. Pre-can check for everybody here. What do you got for the next weekend, or week, Julie? This week.

weekend really nothing. I don't know what we're going to do with ourselves. Are you going to go see that movie? Which one? I want to go see Toy Story 5. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Having a birthday party Monday from my new 11 year old. He's 11? Yeah, he just turned 11. Would you take him to jackass? No. What? Why? Why would I? Because he's 11 and he's a boy. There's a chance that if you get him to jackass, he'll get distracted by that before he gets into the stuff we were talking about. You could buy a little time. You could buy a little time. time with him just punching his friends in the junk.

That's a good thing at that age. Yeah. He is in a really weird obsession phase with WWE right now. All right. Let's go. It just started out of nowhere. He had a little bit back when y'all talked about it on the radio like years ago. Yeah.

And then it stopped and now it's back like full force. Every time I leave the room, he's like watching it on TV and now Anna's watching his outfits. Your daughter's watching wrestling? Yes. They're playing WW video games together

she'll like start crying because he's hitting her she's the female wrestler and all that it's a lot Be it on the chair I don't know Summers are just crazy I don't know what to do with them

As Canadians do they know the legacy of the heart family and how much it means to the craft Yeah After the birds and the bees Kelly sits them down and tells them the story of Benoit Ha

I'm sure it's been discussed needs to learn this But I got him a Cody Rhodes action figure for his birthday. So it's cool. Can I tell you a horrible, horrible story, my friend? No, I'm like at capacity today. I was in that era. He's doing it anyway.

We called it the attitude era. And this is around 97, 98, when they decided wrestling had always had like female managers. And they'd have like a hot. But around the time, again, that I was in junior high, all of cultures. returned sex to like 11. And the wrestling became... It's just soft cool. Puppies!

I mean, I was... I was rarely seeing the end of wrestling because I was putting myself to sleep during the lady matches. You're saying you're a supporter of the... for the championship online in a bra and panties match? They would have a bra and panties match.

It's like, oh, this Monday night on raw bra and panties match. I'm like, okay, well, I... Wow. I can't even imagine. I'm a feeling what I'll be doing. Maybe this is why he's so into it. Yeah, maybe. No, listen, that's what I'm telling you.

Yeah. Like, the violence is cool. Wrestling's cool, but it's like cartoonishly hot women. They don't have, like, normal frauds on there, you know? You're in trouble. I don't know how I feel about it. I don't know. It's happening either way.

It just happened. But if I can delay all that other stuff with wrestling for a year. Yeah, take that deal. That's fine. No, wrestling is the other stuff. That's why it exists. room like it's cute. Have you been like having to buy him socks?

No, no, no. No, Jake. I'm just asking. He's little. Blake, do you want to promote anything you're doing? I'm going to go, I'm taking Brooks and Benny and my wife up to Milwaukee. We're going to see a Brewers game. All right.

Nice. That's America 250 right there. A summer trip to Milwaukee for some baseball. This weekend? Uh, Monday. Okay. Flying up Monday, going to the game Monday night, coming back Tuesday. What?

Geez. Why? Why don't you do something else there? Wife works Sunday and Wednesday, so I had to squeeze it in. Have you considered eating a Bratworth? Uh, yeah. I think you're going to love it. I'll do that. So wait, you're not even sleep?

Oh, you're sleeping overnight. Yeah, have a beer, too, one night. Cream City. Cream City, as they call it. I'm interested. All right. Have you gotten in touch with our buddy up there? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, he's going to get me set up. And you're going to Hawaii? Do you think that there is a chance in hell that he was going up there without there being free tickets? This is first down after first down. I can't believe you asked. He's flying to where there's free stuff. You know, what do you think?

We've always wanted to see Milwaukee this time. I don't blame him, but I mean. If you had a friend who worked for the Braves, you'd be flying to him. I love Atlanta and September. see Ronald Acuna play. Who's on the bump? Couldn't tell you. Hopefully Kyle Harrison.

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