The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 6-30-25 | The Best of MBR's

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

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Hello! I'm professional broadcaster Dan McDowell, letting you know that you are about to hear one of our free podcasts. But if you'd like to subscribe at DumbZone.com, you'll get four shows per week, plus the weekend wrap-up and any bonus sodes like our Business Wednesday interviews. So, if you forgot how to use the 15-second rewind, that's DumbZone.com to subscribe. That's dumbzone.com to subscribe. Now, on to today's program. The Dumb Zone. The key to muscles and wealth, it's Game Day Men's Health. Yeah, yeah! Game Day Men's Health gameday men's health com Energy loss Low motivation brain fog. I don't have that because I have a game day men's health in my side

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And we're not doing a live show. Are you talking to us or the people listening? Uh, the people that are listening are listening in on our conversation right now. So hey, when I say hey guys, it's you two. Oh, okay, yeah, hey man. We're here on Monday. Yep, we're grinding. Dude, I'm so hungover.

Well, we don't think that's true. Did you guys watch the fifth major yesterday? We hope that's not true. So what are we doing? What are people about to hear? We have put together some special audio for a- We're doing a lot of lifting there. Oh, yeah.

Well- You're in the audio. Thank you. Thanks. We're going to do some MBRs. Huh. Is this like a best of? Best of MBRs. So! Is this like a best of?

Best of MBRs. So the best of segments that we're running, the one week we're off, put together by Blake is just the best of the Blake segments? Oh, that's interesting. Well, the Blake segment is just the best of Dan and Jake for the month. Because we were like, hey, what's the best stuff we could do? Blake put us together, the compilation's like, what if we do my segments? I don't want to spoil tomorrow, but tomorrow, best of the could do. Blake put us together. We'll leave it over. What if we do my segments? I don't want to spoil tomorrow but tomorrow best of the handoff. Best of half Blake. Wednesday

best of half Blake. Thursday best of Hood County news. Okay so. Sorry. So yeah. Do you want to explain the MBR super quickly? Go ahead. To those who may be sampling us for the first time? Yeah, it's just as a producer for your show, there were some patterns I picked up on. Like you guys have a lot of wants that would never go completed. So I would just put, hey, Dan and Jake want a, I don't know, whatever.

And then I would keep track of it. That's a bad sales pitch. Nobody's going to tune in. Blake keeps extensive notes on our show and it's almost like an ombudsman. We're and we're a business now so we review the ombudsman bro. Oh yeah. Flame up. Buds with my mans. So yeah it's a nice recap of the month. Just a few of the lists that I keep. It's really just, here's everything Dan and Jake said in the month.

God, the pitch got better and then it got worse again. Yeah, you're trying to push it to us though. This is really a Blake-centric segment. Yeah, but it's not based on me. It's mostly Blake. It's not. It's all Blake talking. No, it's the show through my lens.

It's what Blake thinks are the best parts of our show. It's the show through my lens. How about that? God, that sounds gay. That does sound gay. Ha ha ha ha. Well, you're going to love it. All right.

Why can't I do anything right with him? Anyway, let's rewind all the way back to the very first MBR on the dumb zone. Here is the February MBR back in March of 2024. So this is, apparently businesses do this and Warren maybe you could speak on this better than I can. But every month we just kind of check in to see how everyone's doing.

And apparently some people call that an MBR. True, not true? No idea, all right. Well, we heard about this from one person. I can tell you this. My wife might have been one of them. Really? Okay.

They at least do it quarterly, where you just have to come in and sit down with... Oh, maybe we should do a quarterly one. Like two or three of your bosses, and they just kind of go over, how are we doing? Yeah. Okay. And that's also a lot of times where this is crazy. Sometimes, they will give you more money. Oh yeah?

If you're doing well? Yeah. Well that's not gonna happen today. Okay. But for, I guess this is the first time we've done this in this new venture, so to just slightly reset a little bit, I keep somewhat broad, generic notes on the show, just in case I need to go back and find something.

And, you know, I think this started because I was a big fan of Bad Radio, especially when you guys would do like your quarterback, quarterbacks under 30 segment. And then you would do it, hey, I'm a big fan of this guy, oh, let's check back in in a couple years. Like, oh, turns out Jake wasn't the big. Wes sucked.

Yes, Carson Wentz fan. And I always thought that was so cool just to go back and hear just who is right and wrong about something. So when I first started this job, that's kind of what I did, is I just wanted to keep track of things Dan and Jake said so that I could go back and pull them later if needed.

But then the longer I did it for the show, the more patterns I picked up of you guys, of just things that you guys would talk about. So I've broken them down into different categories that we will check up on here for the month of February. And one of the first ones is called Bad Bits. And we only have one bad bit from the month, but it is a pretty bad one.

And I believe this is when Dan brought up that Jeff Pearlman promoted his daughter's college radio show. Yeah. That's even worse than the taking your kids Girl Scout Cookie form or muscular dystrophy fun run thing. Hey, you know, especially when the boss does it. Okay, well, tell me what's better or worse. What if you have a daughter that's like pretty attractive and you like post a picture of her online? You're like, check out my 19 year old daughter. Yeah, that's

very uncomfortable. And you're like a big name. I know who you're talking about. But it's not just him. Multiple people do it. And it feels, I don't know. It's like you're a big name, and you are helping her get a following. But it's usually going to be just a bunch of dudes

wanting to rub one out to your daughter. So that's weird. I didn't say that but I think we were all we do all do. But then the radio show thing I thought was very terrible just because you know my daughter's in college she'll get on the radio as well and I remember me and Collet we were talking about this earlier you know recorded a bunch of stuff on radio and you would never want anyone to hear it. Yeah. Like, that's part of it. You're getting your reps.

Yeah. You don't want anyone to see and hear that. But now to send a lot of people, now look, okay, yes, she has 50 listeners now, whereas usually there's seven. Yeah, I would even say that like, even if it's not the promoting the radio show thing like in its infancy Even if they're not hot I Think even like promoting your wife's business if you're like a big account like let's say me sure

My wife has asked me to tweet about things before to help her out and I'm like I'm not doing it Yeah, I think I'm with you. It's not gonna do it. Like if she was trying to start a little side hustle or donations for the school or whatever, I can't do it. You're just worried about the backlash? Yeah, from you. It's hard enough for you to promote us.

Right, yeah, that's uncomfortable enough. Yeah, and I think that's why I tried to hide Argyle stuff from y'all. Like that's where I go to promote us. Right, yeah, that's uncomfortable enough. Yeah, and I think that's why I tried to hide Argyle stuff from y'all. Like, that's where I go to get better. I don't need you telling me how much I suck over there. Well, you've literally never done that. All we've ever been is comp- Yeah, because I've never brought it up.

Okay. Let's keep them separate. All right, that's your bad bit for February. Next category is things Dan or Jake want. So anytime on the show they say they want something, I try to write it down. This started as maybe I could do some of these things for your birthday or something,

but I think this has kinda gone over the top. For instance, on February 1st, Jake wants a pond. Boy, I still stand by that. This came from when we were in Oklahoma. Yeah. And Kerry had a pond, and it was pretty sweet. Yeah. And Kerry had a pond and it was pretty sweet. Yeah. I feel like you'd have a lot of mosquitoes. There's probably something you could do about that. But I don't know, I just feel like...

And then you don't go in it. You don't go in it. You just look at it. But yeah, you just go stare at it. And then you can off yourself into it. you can do what one of the proprietors of Augusta National did and kill yourself February 5th Jake wants Mark Cuban to stop wearing Mavs football jerseys you're out of luck on that one yeah that's marketing that's why we should wear dumb zone jerseys to market but it would like I should be wearing dumb zone stuff right now so that people can like... You got the Milk Puppet Beret on, but it doesn't even make sense.

Tell me, anytime that you've ever seen the owner of a sports team wear a branded jersey for his team from another sport. He's, well again, he's out there, he's visual. He's a marketer. Like how weird would it be if you saw Ray Davis wearing a Rangers hockey sweater? It's the weirdest bid he has and he had it on the other day Had it on Sunday. Yeah, and then I love the guy but come on man You got to move on from the football Jersey basketball Jersey and the Rangers will do like a stars night Where it's a Rangers Jersey and stars colors and that's weird it's

weird and it would be a lot weirder if Chris Young wore it like yeah right on the field in fact I think we do have some merch coming out that is like a dumb zone Rangers jersey yeah it's at least like a shirsey looking thing right for sure but it that's not weird because we're not a football team. DumbZone.com. February 13th, Dane wants us to be labeled a comedy podcast. We're working on it. We're getting there.

Working on it, we're getting there. This is what we get. February 21st, Jake wants to appear in a studio audience. That was on the Tales of the dr. Phil show. Yeah, and I like you want to be seen on TV Or you just want to be in a studio audience like you've never been in an audience No, but I mean I I mean I feel like if I'm there they're gonna show me Well, I'm gonna tell you what those shows did I say this when we were with doing dr. Phil Like when I went to Letter you what those shows. Did I say this when we were with doing Dr. Phil?

Like when I went to Letterman with Donovan. Yeah. Did I say it publicly? Or you know, you definitely have before when I went to Letterman with Donovan. Donovan got a different spot. Donovan, they're like, hey, we got to see, you know. Yeah, he I sat way in the back right. Right. And they put him on the aisle like four rows up. I think trying to show that, look, we have a diverse crowd. Yes, we call this the community college brochure effect.

They did a similar thing, because I was sitting in the way back with TC and Blind Josh and whoever, Jorts, at the Dr. Phil thing. And they came up to us and they kind of pointed at me and George but then they were pointing behind us at like a Latina lady behind sitting behind us and they moved her down to the front and she was just a seat filler for half the show and then they all the guests up there and then they bring her over and now the seat filler goes back to her seat.

It sounds like what you're saying to me is if I'm able to get into one of these audiences and I go full blackface. That's all you have to do. That I'm probably getting on television. I'm also once again saying the white man can't get anything in this day and age. No. No. Just beating down.

They're taking our seats. They took our dr. Phil seats February 23rd was a two for Jake wants to work at a water park Dan wants to work at an amusement park at least I wanted to I definitely longer I'm not sure if I'm still wanna but you still want to make cotton candy and hand it out or um tell everybody to it seems like a cool job buckle your seat belt as it as a college kid I thought it would be great just go there you do a and hand it out or tell everybody to... It seems like a cool job. Buckle your seatbelt. As a college kid, I thought it would be great.

Just go there, you do a lot of effing. Right? I mean, you definitely, like at Disney... Yeah, you meet... Yeah, that's a known thing. You're sleeping with a different princess every night. It's great. Well, I think the thing at Disney is that...

I think the thing at Disney is that they have. I think the thing at Disney is that they have like an international program. Oh, even better. So there's this like people, you know, come in from around the world that want to work in hospitality, and they all stay there. You know, there's like a little,

almost like a little mini Olympic village type thing. Definitely will never meet again. Almost certainly not. It's like spring break, extra spring break. Yeah. I had a friend clean house at that. Yeah? Yeah.

It's exactly what you think it is. Do you remember the time when I told you guys about, I think it was Hawaiian Falls? That was the one time where I was like, maybe I don't want to work at a water park, where we were in whatever passes for their lazy river, and they threw a fake baby in the water. Oh, for their lifeguard training?

Yeah. Like the lifeguard didn't know it was training? No. Oh my gosh. I've never heard that. He, you know, he had to like run and you know, spring to action. And then he gets it. My kid is looking at it like, what the f- she was like two and a half.

He's like, is that a baby? She was like two and a half baby That's the probably the moment where I'm like this doesn't look as chill as I thought it would be what they should do is take A two and a half year old give him like a choke him out and throw him in there just to and then got to save her Right stakes are a little higher. All right, just a couple more February 28th. Jake wants a vasectomy Yeah, February 29th Jake wants to go to a Tony Robbins show and we might have a hookup. Jake wants to hunt logs from a helicopter. Yeah, no, that stands. That stands. And we, we also might have a hookup on that front because like that's like a victimless crime. Well the hog.

Yeah but I mean their population numbers are out of control. Yeah that's what you hear. And they'll tear up agriculture, there are threats to other animals. Like that's something you can do and not feel bad about, at least for me. So to break up these categories I'd like to play some audio from the show. This one is from February 23rd, and I'm not kidding you, I thought about this term all weekend. This show was on a Friday and I thought about it all weekend.

Naked gay body. Okay, so I'm thinking, I don't know what my next project's gonna be on, I have a couple ideas but my dad, when he was eight years old, he was in... This is Bradley Folsom, who... He's a professor, an author, a historian. Yeah, PhD. Very intelligent. I think our official historian.

I want to have that guy on again. I loved him. He's fun. And he's telling us his story about his dad. Indiana, he was playing Cowboys and Indians, which is very 1950s thing thing to do when him and his buddies came across a car with a Naked gay body in it and so see a lot of people don't describe bodies that way

Yeah, how can you tell I mean that we find out later. It was it was naked gay body. So Rectum was you find out later who was gay yes so this is the story my dad probably presented itself pretty quickly right right yes yeah but in the later on like they didn't determine at the time he was a naked body like a tattoo in subsequent information led them to conclude it was gay so because the cane oh no no wait that's blind yes Because of the cane. Oh no no wait, that's blind. Yes exactly. Well the cane was gay. Okay boy, there you go. Pretty good.

He could be either. Well he's an eight year old in 1950 so I don't even know if they would have parsed it out. Anyway but... Can blind people be gay? 2 1 4 7 8 7. Dumb. Naked gay body. That threw me man. I feel like you replayed that because no one acknowledged the best line in it was when you started to try to describe how they

knew because. The cane. You said no you said rectum and then I don't know if you're going for stretch marks or what you were going to add to that but It's okay. I can fly under the radar. Okay. That's all right. I try to work back with the cane Yeah going somewhere Bradley just tried to plow through yes someone that's smart to get that mixed up on such a simple term They found a dead person who later turned out to be homosexual In the event that that's even like a needed detail. Right, or, right, yeah. Oh, I know this.

I could spot this anywhere. It's a naked gay body. Alright, next category, time capsule. So these are things that I'll check. Maybe they're longer bets or claims. February 1st, Jake says Texas will go 6-6 in the SEC next year. Just know that I got that mark down. I have my Texas grads in here?

No? Okay. February 9th. I think they're going to have a tough time. Oh yeah. Oh did you see the Arch news? What a little baby. So what?

He says he doesn't want to be on the college, the new college football EA sports game because he wants to focus on football. Yeah. Do you see like the overworked Twitter stuff on that? I guess not, but... Arch discovering he doesn't actually have to be in the game? Have to play every time somebody fires up, he's like, oh god, another game. Yeah, like every...

And what he doesn't understand is he's going to be in the game. As soon as someone releases a roster update, it's going to be him. Yeah. And you can just do what Blake and I did and manually update it. And someone will do that immediately. So he just opted out of $600 in a copy of the game. That's all he did. That's what it is, $600?

Yeah. If that. But it's like, you're going to focus on football? Yeah, that's silly. It's just stupid. If you had the number one draft pick this year, you're the Cowboys, and Arch was available, you could just pick Arch. You haven't even seen him play college yet. Would you do it?

Yes. Yeah. Me too. Over Caleb. Yeah. You have to, dude. Arch? Come on, man.

It's a manning. He's been groomed by them, he's been taught, he knows how to dude. Arch? Come on man. It's a manning. He's been groomed by them, he's been taught, he knows how to act, he knows how to be. He's focused on football. Clearly not. Peyton was on the cover of NFL Fever for years. He gets it. Arch is just being a little baby. He knows you're not going to celebrate until you get there. He's not going to buy Louis Vuitton cuz they're gonna play in Las Vegas. That's the culture change. I need from the Cowboys, right?

February 9th Jake says he'll watch the morning show if we watch generation kill we have to that's an easy trade Yeah, we have to do that. That could be a good thing I thought about firing it up last night, but didn't but I will could be a thing I do in France or on the way to France. Yeah people love that. Yeah Finally February 23rd watch a show about America invading Iraq February 23rd Jake claims he cannot be beat at rock-paper-scissors I would like to offer you another challenger is it best of three five or what best of three? Okay, you down Philip I would like to offer you another challenger. Is it best of three, five, or what? Best of three. Okay.

You down, Phillip? Pretty good. Phillip says he's pretty good. But... You took down Tanner last time, but I just want to make sure I want you to follow up on your claim that you cannot be beat at rock, paper, scissors. What's your normal move? Is it just like a bang, bang, bang?

Okay. You want to count us down? Sure. Three, two... No, no, no. Hold on. We'll do it together all right we'll come wipe that one off that's what she said oh oh wow he got I would never have done that to you Jake. I mean I feel like the fact that I didn't get my first one in

It's rigged Rigged but he did beat me a quick check. I mean don't admit it look never admit defeat I feel like I am at like a 75% clip though. Wow, we've changed Changed the claim coming down Wow, we've changed the claim. Coming down. A brief check of the Kemp Spins list. Damn it. In your previous life, you were at 445. Just an unsustainable pace.

In AT time, your new life. Biblical. You're already up to 31. 31 new unique ones. That doesn't feel like that different of a rate, but... Well, I just thought that you might have blown a lot of your load at the previous place and you may not have room for more, but you do. So just a brief run through some of these. Bobby Brown. I mean, you could go forever, but the one that you were not aware of was that when Whitney Houston was taking so many pills, which makes you constipated, Bobby Brown had to fetch Dudu out of her bottle.

And that was featured in a documentary about their relationship. I love this one. And that is the term they actually used. Fetch. Mary Steenburgen. I love this one too. No way, she has one? It's not bad though.

It's that she suffered like a stroke or some sort of medical event. And from then on was like, I can't stop hearing music. And so she learned how to play piano, I think learned how to play guitar, maybe even learned how to sing and recorded or at least wrote several songs because for whatever reason, like whatever happened to her neurologically made it to where she can't stop hearing music. So there's still a chance for me.

Yeah, no, it's like I might be a musician someday. I think every time we talk about this, we reference like, you know, the person who just like gets struck by lightning and knows Mandarin or something. Yeah. I don't know if that's real or not, but it's probably the only way you and I are learning Mandarin. Let's just do two more.

Ben Affleck. There's so many again, but the one that I think you're referring to is that when Jennifer Carter, who was at that point his ex-wife, drove him to rehab, they stopped the jack in the box on the way. There's a photo of him in the car, clearly fucked up. Then he gets out of rehab and dumps her. Yes.

That's my favorite part. Yeah. And then. No, no, yeah. You can probably find the photo. Yeah, there's a hilarious picture of him in like the back seat of a sedan. And I may be remembering this incorrectly, but it's clear that he was like, babe, tacos. I've been eating cafeteria food for two weeks and eat something. Wow. I just been eating cafeteria food for two weeks and yeah

Like however bad you feel about yourself in the back you've not been there like I've been down. He's the king of dude, but that is Beaten down beams, right? She is literally passing back to him. And I'm pretty sure that's Minnie Driver, who he used to be, or no, Matt Damon, right? Maybe Matt Damon was Mm-hmm. Yeah, I know the movie, but I thought I think they dated.

Yeah, so he's got two of his potential two of his exes here on the way to rehab. And finally, Cam Newton Newton that's so great oh Man, that's all I want is a quick stop at Jack in a box on the way to rehab cam Newton obviously we all know this one Has three large portraits in his home one of Barack Obama one of Martin Luther King jr. And one of cam Newton One of Barack Obama, one of Martin Luther King Jr., and one of Cam Newton. All right, another audio clip to break up

some of these categories. We had another moron dog. You don't want to dig up things of the past, but I do think a lot of people were anticipating, hey, once this six month fog lifts, you're going to, the dog just took your napkin That was a life imitating art imitating life imitating life

And the napkin he took was like bigger than the dog. Yeah, he's just trying to carry that thing out of there It was great. He's really good to witness. I've learned We have a tough eating situation. Yeah. Yeah, it's not like over here is not good for me The other one attacked you for pizza. Yeah. Yeah, long ago. Yeah now I do have a tray with Rolando Blackman embedded in it So we're gonna get to Jake has a Buddy here in just a second. But these are just brief notes from the show. February 1st, Nora stole $20 from Jake and put it in her piggy bank.

That was awesome. Yeah, that did happen. And there was more money in there, which I was impressed with. You know, it's like not cheating and getting $100. Like the fact that she was like, alright. I'll just take this 20. I'll take this 20. It's like 40 bucks in there something February 5th Emmett Smith says Dallas should have gotten the World Cup because we have roads I Think about that Emmett Smith World Cup press conference a lot Like just whose idea was did he prepare it all?

Did anybody even send him like a PowerPoint? Or is he just like, I'm Emmet Smith. Yeah, I'm saying that. February 8th, do you remember the kid that was throwing the football up to himself in Frisco when we were at Cane Rosso? I do, and that was horribly depressing. I think Dan and I both had a- Remind me of my childhood.

Yeah. He had to glom onto other kids there with their dad and he just lined up and played corner. Unless there was sportsy boyfriend in the picture, maybe we'd- Yeah, I mean, at least my brother and I were semi-close in age, but it would be funny when you were a kid,

like if we'd be out at the park, me, brother, dad, on like a dad weekend, and there was clearly a kid there that had nobody with him and he would kind of try to like horn in and I'm like I don't know dude I think this is really just about us right now we get four days a month so February 12 Jake doesn't care about wearing socks on the correct foot how do divorced dads get the every other weekend? Shouldn't they almost get every weekend? Well, because I think they just don't want us for every weekend. They definitely don't want you for every,

for every weekend. No. But I also think mom wants some time to be fun time so that you're not just having all of your fun time with dad. Yeah. Cause like the week sucks. I just don't remember a lot of fun times even on the weekends I was at home with mom. Yeah. Because it was probably like up your ass about something. Cleaning.

That you didn't do during the week. Yeah. Have you heard of the bit of, we've probably talked about this, a divorced couple, they will each get their own apartment and they will go live. So like if I got the dream, I get divorced. I would live here for two weeks or for a week. Then I go stay at my apartment for a week while she lives here. And you know, so the kids always stay at the same house. Um, I have heard of that.

Actually seems pretty interesting. I think primarily the reason that that usually happens is if you've purchased a house that you're kind of upside down in when you get divorced. So selling it is going to be bad for both of you. So just keeping the house is gonna be better and it's probably better for the kids. I wonder if you just had one apartment.

Where would... Or two houses, but now I go stay That's probably weird because what if I start? You know tagging tagging Pam Anderson, which you of course would yeah, yeah, Christie Brinkley or something else topical. I Just saw a thing about a Baywatch reboot so she's in my I think the The three-day four-day thing is a lot more common now than it was for sure when we were growing up. I didn't know anybody who had that. No. But now I think it was always the every other weekend. Yeah and maybe you had a friend who like got to go to number one fun street on

Wednesday once a month with their dad. Okay. Sorry Blake. I think it's actually way more common now for dads to have like 40 to 50 percent custody February 12th to woke well, no, I'm just talking to the judge We find we find out that Jake only has four toes. Oh That's right the picture of Jake. Yeah the controversial picture I'm not gonna show you guys again because one of my socks today as a hole in it Mm-hmm, so I'm already kind to show you guys again because one of my socks today has a hole in it. So I'm already kind of worried about it.

The same day Dan told us about how somebody at the downstairs party dove into Dan's love sack and broke it. Yeah. That was awesome. Yeah, we thought we were hammered up here. Yeah. February 12th, again the same day, Jake tells us that he had a hallway in his house in San Marcos where they put up a picture of Arsenio Hall and called it Arsenio Hall. It's 100% true. I still have it. I love it and I want to do that in our new studio.

I think I still have the picture. If we have it in our studio. It was autographed. February 13th, Jake says he can't be held captive because he'd be too annoying. The same day, one source of Jake's childhood trauma is Chappie told him and Joe he'd take him to a Jerry Springer show and never did. Yeah, speaking of the studio audience. Yeah.

Jake, you weren't here for this. This was a hypothetical that we came up with when Jared Sandler was in. Would you work seven days a week for four months off? Four months straight off, like Jared's schedule. Seven days a week during the season but you get four months off. We were complaining, I think I was complaining because they had just announced Jared's going to be doing how many games and... For TV. Yeah. Dave Raymond was going to be doing so many games but Dave Raymond gets 10 days off.

I was like, the guy hasn't worked in four months and he's now demanding 10 days off during the season. Yeah, so that was Jared's like, yeah but I work seven days a week blah blah blah. I need, you know, we need some time off. I don't think I would do that. You wouldn't want four straight months? If you told me it was six days, I might be able to do it. But I couldn't work for, what is that, extensively 245 straight days of work or something? Like I can't, I'm not doing that. But does it work when you're covering baseball?

I mean that's part of the problem is you're making me watch baseball. But now four straight months. Four straight months. What are you going to do though? I mean that's part of the problem is but now Four straight months, what are you gonna do you can go to Europe for two months? Yeah, but you could do that in a month At some point you're gonna get diminishing ROI on those four months that you're off And that's even like if you discount like having kids or something like that That my next offer for you is- Six days a week, we might be able to talk. You work five straight months, you get one off. Five straight months, one off. Do you want it?

And it's seven days a week? Yeah. That's a lot more palatable to me. Like think about like, you know, actually I was, I met with one of our lawyers the other night and her husband used to work on a rig. They do like 28 on like 14 off so it's not like as extreme as what you're talking about I think some

of them actually get like 21 21 but people who work on oil rigs will work with no days off for a month to two months what about a fireman schedule that's like what three one and a half or three two or something. That's like easy now. They're going to a 48 72 that I mean two straight days and three days off. Yeah four days off Other than the part where you're in a house. It's on fire being a firefighter would be I think pretty easy to be honest Yeah, the pole that's fun Consider that on February 6th 16th, Dan once got pulled over in the exact same spot in back to back days. Yeah. Funny. February 19th. Watch out

for Dove Loop. I don't think Jake was here for this either. We tried buying the dumbzone.com for $200. No, I was at least around. And the counter offer was $75,000. And the counter offer was seventy five thousand And the funniest part about that was was like we thought somebody was doing a bit Like but they've owned it for like five years, right? So they've done. They definitely don't know who we are. No And yeah, they can't hurt with seventy five grand But then his next counter was 69. Yeah, okay I sent him a message that I like your style. And I think then I upped my thing up to 420. And that's where negotiations died.

Pretty much, yeah. February 21st, we had on the doctor who delivered the gorilla by C-section. I thought that was awesome. Who also delivered my daughter. Yes. Then there was a mix- up at the hospital. Right? That's the whole problem that Jake has at home these days.

Yeah. February 22nd. Like a raisin ape. Dan did the story about the- An autistic ape. Dan did the story about the financial analyst that got scammed for $50,000. That was insane. The next day, February 23rd, Dan reads a birthday three months early and possibly ruins their

birthday surprise. Damn, dude. February 26, Dan admits he's DM'd back and forth with AT&T Lilly, which I thought was a huge accomplishment for you. Thanks. The anti-Sydney Sweeney. And then February 29th, Dan asks if this

is the 20th or 21st century. That was a tough moment for you. I think I came down on the right side of history on that one though. You did. We have a words with Dan, video man. This was caught on video. So let's see if we can fire that one up. Yeah, were you upset, let's say, that you weren't the only survivor.

Jesus. He's got a wife. Oh yeah, she might hear this. Maybe we'll... Yeah, she's sitting around here next to me. Yeah, yeah. We'll ask you next week. I can't wait to speak to that.

Yeah. Have you ever seen Bruce Willis though, the movie Unbreakable? That's it. I would feel like a badass if I were you. Yeah, you could, I you can ice today. Yeah go Parachute jump without a parachute type thing you know all that stuff Or what do you call that? I'm pretty old for that stuff. What would you say parachute jump without a parachute doesn't make sense skydive without a parachute

I have trouble with words there Troy Yeah, I have trouble with words there Troy So that little look Jake gives me is what happens when there's a words with Dan of hey We got I've learned not to even yeah, were you upset? Let's say that There was the there was Troy who survived the helicopter crash. Yes in Kawai boy. Have you seen pictures of that? I mean, I saw the ones initially that day like are there more Maybe it's just from that day. I don't know. I mean, yeah, it looks like I don't know how you walked out of there No, yeah doesn't make any sense at all. I think he is superhuman The bird the whirly bird was destroyed. All right final category. It's my favorite Jake has a buddy

I'm just gonna hammer through these. There's really not that interesting of a category. It's awesome For instance Jake had a buddy who the Columbia blew up over his parents farm Jake had a buddy was in Nacogdoches. Everybody remembers that story the space shuttle exploded Saturday, right? Yeah, Jake had a buddy whose parents bought a house an angel fire Jake has a buddy whose doctor got himself addicted to prescription pills. That's actually a very interesting story. Jake had a buddy who he got in a fight with over his keys and broke his hand.

Check it out. Jake had a buddy who paid $50 to motorboat Stormy Daniels. His name is Jordan Richardson. He's been featured on the show many times. Jake has a buddy who is blind and would ask if the stars made the playoffs after every game. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

That's part of me just doing a public service. Jake had a buddy whose divorce went to court and his lawyers had his search history. That was terrifying. Jake had a buddy who has... They also had a picture of his pipe, Dan. Oh no. Why'd that come up his wiener no no oh good question though what pipe like he had a weed crack but okay he was

not like some but that's why he can't have custody yeah cuz he smokes but she had taken a picture of the pipe like in the closet I was like this man is a drug addict Jake has a buddy who had Spock's head and a lawn chair tattooed on his arm. That's not a buddy of mine but that is a band I used to listen to and that's also the favorite band of the lady who cuts Dan and mine's hair. And finally Jake has a buddy who Jake found nude pictures of his parents. After I brought that up, there was some discussion in the group chat about that. Was that exciting? Like, you're fired up about that?

Or is that... What do you think? It was awesome. Oh, okay, good. Well, certain moms are not one that you'd want to see. We were like 13. Okay. It doesn't matter, dude.

It's a Polaroid of your friend's mom. Like, what are you talking about? And probably the highlight of the month is a video that will play us to break This is from February 1st the only one who's Missed series of debates that have ever occurred. I don't I don't know do you know No, well, I'm not just gonna look at the only black guy here No. Well, I'm not just going to look at the only black guy here. I read.

I read the Frederick Douglass book. It's great. You've never heard of the Lincoln Douglas debates. No, Phyllis in there, Dominic. It happened. I feel like back in those days, pretty easy to pick a winner. No, I mean, that was like a famous thing, dude. Like Abraham Lincoln or Frederick Douglass debated like half a dozen times or something. And it was like a healing moment for the nation. It's thought of as like one of the high points of discourse and

You know what whatever I'm interested. I need to know he brought the nation together At a time like that like Ted lasso. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it surely they wouldn't fight in a war You know around that time or anything. That's when they did agree that hey the 40 acres per man thing Yeah, let's do that very fair How about a mule as long as as long as you stay alive? We're gonna do this Got it Wait, I'm 100. I'm a hundred percent wrong Were you guys not gonna say anything what is it

So what was it? It's Douglas, but it's not Fred Lincoln. Yeah, so Lincoln's debating a black man in the age of slavery. Okay. God dang it. Is this our... Don't just yell, Slave. Who was it? Now who is the Douglas? Steven Douglas.

Oh, from My Three Sons? No. You must be just pretending. Abraham Lincoln and Frederick Douglass were like very close. This is our lowest vote. I do know that. No, it's not. It is. This is the worst moment we've ever had. Yeah is our lowest point. I do know that. No, it's not. It is.

This is the worst moment we've ever had. Yeah, but you thought. I thought they debated. That there are public debates between a white man and a black man. Frederick Douglass. 1850 or whatever. Frederick Douglass was like a public intellectual.

He was not. Yes, I know. Okay, so I'm just saying. Like it was not impossible that he could have been involved in a debate. He was friends with Abraham Lincoln. We had Liz Brunig on and for like a little bit we did a respectable little bit of legitimacy. We were okay for a little bit. So he debated someone named Douglas, but it wasn't about Steven. Yeah.

From whatever. Am I wrong that Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln were friends? Just keep going. You have to read the next birthday. Robert Tractor trailer. All right, next up is the March MBR from April 1 2024, where we were broadcasting from Paramount Solutions where good dude Jeremiah had us

out. Enjoy some sick voice Jake. But first, we'd like to remind you about our remotes coming up. July 8th, Water Burger in Frisco. That is at El Dorado and the Dallas North Tollway Dam will be there again July 8th, Tuesday, 1130 to 230. We're celebrating Water Burger's 75th anniversary with a giveaway unlike any other. That's right. Exclusive. An exclusive car tray. Oh, here it is. I know you can't see it. This is audio, but it's a car tray branded with the Water Burger logo and the Dumb Zone logo. How much that going to run you if you come out tourger Orange. Zero. This is free. Now you have to be one of the first 75 people to show up.

So we'd love to see you out there. July 8th, Tuesday. Will you be there, Clayton, as our resident Whataburger expert? Wouldn't miss it for the world. You probably would just be there even if you weren't working with us. Yeah, I didn't know y'all were doing a show that day. He was just doing it for his YouTube channel. Or he just goes, water burger to water burger.

Now, check the remodels. You can only get this car tray at this remote. Yeah, no. Nowhere else. Not on the water store or anything like that. Not at dumbzone.com. I'll tell you what. It's about the lifestyle.

You know, it's about the lifestyle. You're fast paced, but you appreciate the finer things in life, and you want to settle down with a little water burger. That's what it's about. You can come out and get one of these trays July 8th, 1130. Blake says you have to buy something. Legally, I don't think we can, but we'll see you there. Yeah, do you want to do it? Yeah. Who pulled this? Were you not here when we played this? No.

I'm a Flight of the Conchords fan though. Yeah, we played it. Not with me. You think? I think probably, but I'm not sure. I know you weren't here only a couple days, right? I thought it was just one. Okay, well then we've definitely played it.

Okay. We're getting lost in the weeds here. We are, yes. Let's do an NBR. Which is a monthly business review. Review. So we are reviewing. So now you're not reviewing April, right?

Because... No. Although what would you say so far? Business review. Review, so we are reviewing. So now you're not reviewing April, right? Because. Nope. Although, what would you say so far? Glowing success. Yeah, I would agree. Did a remote. Yep. I mean, yeah.

Paramount Solutions. It was great. There's solutions at the top. Right, yes. Right. Yes. So. Which is not the final,

I mean, you could go elsewhere too. Stop. I just wanna make sure that you guys understand that that was a total Alright, all right. Okay, so just to kind of reset this a little bit. It's just the best That has to be the last one right but probably as as the best yes, go ahead so I keep some notes on the show and over time I've Yes, go ahead. So I keep some notes on the show, and over time I've developed some patterns for you guys. And so let's check in on your month of March.

Now, Dan was out for six shows. Jake's dream. But we still had a really good month. And so let's start with what we call Bad Bits. We have two bad bits. And the first one is Ted Cruz inviting people to his bracket pool for a chance to win a pick up basketball game with Ted Cruz.

Yeah. Only cause it'll be a bad bit playing basketball with Ted Cruz. Although I'd like to see it. Like if it was you, I would pay lots of money. Yeah. Or I guess Blake, anybody. But is he gonna be wearing a suit? No. Like can you picture Ted Cruz not like in in shorts and the long socks? I mean I've seen him in the like when he was coming back from like Cancun you know he had like that Texas

photo. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's Texas button up on. But I think I said at the time, I thought it would be really funny if some five star kid from wherever, Dunkin' Bill or something, just yammered him. Who's this? Just put his nuts in his face at the rim.

Who's the NC State kid? The big boy? Yeah. Just trucks him. It was like Ted Cruz. The other bad bit. Suck it. Tim Kerchan doing a baseball podcast with his son.

Yeah. That's tough. Yeah. That's tough. I mean, I brought you guys the fart song, but I was hesitant about that. Although you have said, if I did a podcast with my kids, it'd be fine. Yeah, that would be

um Or at least let them do one. Yeah, I would listen to a podcast with your kids cuz they're mean. Yeah. Yeah, they would cook Yeah, I want to take her take take Kirch and Tim Kirch and apparently he's a great basketball player That's right. That's right. Jared. Yeah, that's right No good bits from the month So moving on to things Dan or Jake want I don't know if you meant this on the first of March But this says Jake wants a vasectomy Yeah, 100% okay. Yeah, so go back to our conversation about this maniac just

Destroying his house. Oh, that's why. And costing him money. Yeah. I do not want to have another child. OK. Love the two I have. Yep, they're great. Kind of. Whereas I do.

Most of the time. With my next wife. My next younger. I could see Dan. Quieter wife. Having a kid late in life. Yeah, because you love Dan. Quieter.

Yeah, you know. Yeah. March 7th, Dan wants a generator, but only for the den. The wife who knows her place is what I mean. Yeah. What do I want again? A generator. The gallery loved that one.

Boo hoo hoo. A generator, but just for the den. So when your house loses power, the den keeps power. How about this? The wife who knows her place, which is the paramount part of the, she's at the top of the hierarchy because she will make the most money in the household.

That's the wife I want. It's pretty sweet. So I need a wife who's making six figgies. You just got to keep your mouth shut. And yes, let's do a, right, see, we can all, and I'll lay off you, I mean, you, my wife. Yeah, generator for the den only. See, I think that is a, I think that's something.

But not tell the family. Yeah, but they're gonna figure it out. Yeah, I see. And that's the thing is. Oh, I see over there again. What's that sound out here outside? Yeah, she's playing electric guitar. They're going to figure it out.

Doors locked. Yeah, yeah, they're all going to come up there. What, you need me to help stoke that fire? It's going to be worse than you think it is. Yeah, then they'll all be up there. That would be terrible. The 4th of March, Jake wants to be on the Combine bus with Jerry.

But you need it. What if we went out of power? He's not even paying attention. No, but I mean, say, if we go out of power, we're doing a Cowboy stream. What needs power? The Den. However you justify it, man.

Thank you. Sorry. What was the? What was it? Jake wants to be on the Combine bus with Jerry. I would like that. We got you that opening day bus. Yeah.

That was cool. Yeah, no, but the. I think he wants to share a cocktail with Jerry talking about the draft. Yeah. John Machota. Yeah. That's really what it, no, but the- I think he wants to share a cocktail with Jerry talking about the draft. Yeah. John Machota. Yeah. That's really what it is.

Clarence Hill. You just want to be in the scrum. Yeah. I thought this was funny. Machota, also a wet J. Yeah. Yeah, he's good. Splash.

I miss ticket basketball so much. Me too. March 28th, Dan always wanted a workbench growing up. Yeah, that was really weird. That's like a- I thought I told you guys that before. Yeah, that was really weird. That's like a... I thought I told you guys that before. Yeah, I think that was the first time that you put it on record.

I wanted like a fireplace, a workbench. Like my, I want a fireplace. Very easy. What a broke boy. I wanted a fireplace. We always had a workbench in our basement and I always wanted one and now I have one. I wanted a basement.

Oh, basements are great. Yeah, it doesn't happen here. No. But yeah, I just thought that was just very low rent. Just a workbench. Yeah. Yeah, your dream's coming true. I got one, I got a vice.

Yeah, a vice and everything. What about sawhorses? You ever deal with those? No. It's like those things are like this and like this. It's like a triangle and you put a slide on it. You can, no, nobody. Do work, no I think I know what you're talking about.

But I just never really wanted one. That was the closest I ever had to a workbench. And you guys don't have a workbench in your garage, huh? No. I don't know what I would do with one. Work? I don't work. It's good to store stuff, I've found.

Hang clothes. Yeah. Yeah.. All right our time capsule. These are things that you said that I need to check up on I thought this was good Jake thinks Luca will unfollow the Mavericks his free agency year. That's gonna happen Where Luke is up for a contract and we find out Luca unfollowed the Mavs on Instagram. That would be for a contract and we find out Luca unfollowed the Mavs on Instagram. Boy, that would be, you would probably be devastated if that happens. I'm already prepared for it. Yeah, so. Still.

But we also know that. Now if he leaves, I will follow him. Okay. I will no longer be a Mavs fan. Like will you actually move physically? Possibly. Sorry kids, I know you wanted to grow up and stay in the same school system.

Possibly. Probably can't afford wherever he ends up going. Miami or LA. This was a funny one and I don't know if you were serious or not Jake but on the 26th of March, Jake doesn't think Happy Gilmore 2 will happen. Still don't. And then he doubles down on March 29th and apparently again on April 1st. Yeah, still don't. It's not happening. Because you said I got ball sacked by looking at Twitter. You did.

Talking about it. I don't know. Like I said, give me a date and make a bet. Jury's still out. OK. So Shooter McGavin on the Ken Carman show that didn't sell it for you? I don't feel like that's necessarily

entertainment tonight. And then one more, March 4th, Jake thinks there will be a lot of crime during the eclipse. Am I wrong? One week away. Everyone in the crowd right now is thinking either about doing crimes or protecting themselves from crime. Although have you seen the latest weather report? Yeah, no, it was in the news. It's the news.

I haven't said anything. It might be really sunny. OK, is that a tease? That's what we wanted, overcast. I don't want overcast. I know I want chaos for life. You know how sad people would be and how funny it would be. I know, but I want to see an eclipse.

Think of all the new. I live in the path of totality. Who cares? I finally, all my life, I've been reading about eclipses and oh, no, no, you'll see part of it. Yeah. You wanted to work bench and you wanted to see an eclipse? OK, yeah, put that on there.

I want to see an eclipse. I want to be in the path of totality. We were in one a couple of years ago. You didn't even know what that meant three weeks ago. No, and now I do. And I'm into it. Come on. You know how funny it'd be to see all these news outlets, well overcast skies really dampen the eclipse and then what are they

gonna do? You're gonna be out of town so you don't care. I don't care. You just want to see me sad. They planned their entire April 8th around this stupid thing in the sky. When they can't do it they're gonna panic and they're not gonna know what to do. They're gonna do crime. You know what I want? hundred five-year-old guy to see his last eclipse Now you don't care about him. You want to deny that guy his his excitement Yeah, cuz he's seen eight of them and I've seen zero and he's seen 12 and guess what you'll see another one. I Don't think so Okay, I'm gonna put it on the time capsule. Well Blake was there will not be a path of totality

Over Dallas, Texas again for 1600 years There's a lot of nodding in agreement, yeah, yeah, no, all right Kim spins, oh You're up to 486. Hit me. Oh, we gotta get to 500, huh? Boy, we're gonna have a big day then. I hope so. A couple of these are repeats,

including Sandra Bullock and Adrian Peterson, but there's a couple new ones on here, including Wolf Blitzer. Yeah, during Katrina, it was, you know, it was a very horrific scene, and he was narrating the footage and he opted for the very unfortunate phrasing of, look at these people, they are so poor and so black. And it was like, well, it's really not something that needed to be said like at all like these people

were dying and that's what he went with it's horrible when put on his feet that's what he that's what he went with this one came as a shock because you know if we had like a Griffin bonds list for Kim spins I would not put Steph Curry on The Kim spins list, but he's got a pretty good one. What is it um I? Think it was about a year two years ago They were looking to build some subsidized like affordable housing in the Bay Area okay near him and his wife's mansion and Either she or both of them went before city

council and argued against it like they didn't want you know middle-class or lower-class people living near them and they actually got it blocked so America's sweetheart Steph Curry he doesn't get many blocks kind of a dick no and he cries in games when his buddy's pretty good ejected sports joke thing that was pretty good yeah want you to think that was good. But yeah, he's kind of a dick. Liam Neeson? Oh, I mean, there's many.

You know, there's many. Do we want to play that audio? We could, I guess. Yeah, I got it queued up and ready to go if you want it. Okay, yeah. What's that? He was in a hotel in California, I guess. I think it was overseas, but maybe. I mean, Liam Neeson is a racist.

Yeah. He's a sexist, he's a misogynist, and we could go any number of directions with this, but this one was. Fantastic actor, though. Let's give him that. He's really good at taking. He's really good at playing movies where he has to try to find somebody. All right, let's give him that. He's really good at playing

movies where he has to try to find somebody. It seems like that's... I was in a hotel on the 19th floor in the morning and the building shook. I've been in an earthquake before in LA for some reason it was different. I got under a doorway because they all say get under a doorway and as I was standing there in the room shaking I thought this is crazy So I got my passport went out into the hallway And the hallway was going like this. I'm not exaggerating And there was a little lady

Dressed in black. It was the manager s of that floor She was knocking on the doors with a clipboard checking the rooms had been cleaned to the right perfection. She turned and saw me like this up against the door. And she said, Ah, no problem, no problem. I'll be here 20 years, no problem. That was it. Just an unbelievable left turn in that interview. Just an unbelievable left turn. Have you seen the video?

Oh yeah, he does it. Have you seen the video, Dan? No, he's not like holding his triggers on his eyes. Yes he is. Oh my gosh. Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Next thing you know, he'll be hosting Saturday Night Live. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So this is a Shane Gillis joke. Got under a doorway, though. I never heard that, but now that makes sense. You went under the door frame? Yeah, I mean, it's not going to. It'll probably be the last thing that. Yeah, that's OK.

That's what you took from that. Yeah, well, I first, yeah, yeah. He's learning. I'm just logically taking the best part of it. Sure. So 14 more Kim spins until you're at 500. Let's go. That is crazy.

OK, notes from the show. On March 1st, Jake says he's trying to switch to tea over five hour energy. How are you doing? Not well. How many days you do that? Like two. And you know what actually what happened is I just did both.

Not good. What do you mean? It's too much? Well actually our good friend P1 Nick sent me some stories about it's not the caffeine but 5 Hour Energy has like a ton of niacin and B12 in it like way way above the daily recommended value so he was like hey I'm trying to I follow P1 Nick's lead. Is tea like healthier? Oh he's saying he's saying you should do or you should not be. He's trying to get off of it as

well. Oh okay. Yeah. But how are you getting okay so that's where you're getting the energy it's not just a caffeine it's not jolt cola no okay that's what I was under the impression that it's it's not an energy five hour energies everyone always like says it's the caffeine it's not the caffeine the caffeine is about the same as like a cup of black coffee but there's a bunch of other junk in there and I'm trying but this has not been the month for that yeah it's never the month you know I know right diet starts Monday I've been trying to change from My regular protein cereal

Mm-hmm that I eat like Cassie go or whatever it is. Yeah, I've seen that I'm trying to switch to Just oats every day which just takes like Ten minutes man, I will tell you and so that's why I don't usually do it. That stuff Jameson sent us is fire. Well, yeah, his. His mom or grandma or somebody.

They make granola. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I eat that with. But I mean like the Quaker Oats oats, just regular oats. Right, right, right. Yeah, I can't do that. Throw some blueberries in.

I made it this morning. I can't do that. But I'm just trying to get off of processed foods. Good luck. Yeah, good luck. Yeah, I'd like to just live on a commune with me and my hippie friends. I'm sure they'd love you. The same.

And a lot of technology. The same day, March 1st. No, we're still just on March 1st. I'll escalate it. And whenever you're done, That's probably our fault. We can be done Dan's done. Okay news

No, go ahead Dan sex ed teacher once told the class that one of his testicles hung lower than the other. Yeah, mr. Vincille And that kind of scarred you yeah, no I can picture him right now and I'm just Imagining what that big long thing looks like cuz Because he was a pretty tall, tall guy as well. Yeah. The fact that they have like 50-year-old, eighth grade, JV basketball coaches teach us about the reproductive organs is one of the most insane things about the American education system.

Right. They leave it to the least qualified person to do it. Yeah, this afternoon we're talking about doing the three man weave. And how to hit an outlet pass. And then in the morning you're like, well, they have periods. What's that?

I'm like, same guy? Like blood and stuff? That seems weird. March 5th, Dan's drug dealer failed his drug test because he took cocaine the night before his interview with the city. Yeah, he wanted one of them city jobs. Yeah, can't do that.

He was so fired up about it, but man, then the opportunity presented itself the night before. So what are you gonna do? That's a tough call. You can't say no. Yeah, yeah. March 7th, Jake doesn't eat bananas. No.

Not at all. Why? I'm not a fan of mushy foods. Okay. And they're, I mean, fruit is good for you, but they're not like the best fruit to eat, you know? Oh, that's right. George Jean once called them a nature snicker bar.

Okay. For real. I've also heard though, you know, they got other good stuff in it. Potassium. Okay, for real. I've also heard though, you know, they got other good stuff in it potassium Yeah, sure, but I I don't like squishy foods at all. Okay gross noted Same day Dan watch why why is that noted? Did he do this for you Jeremiah, he said he's putting together like a rider for our show. So he'll tell them our likes and dislikes.

And so now I'll add no bananas for Jake. No squishy food. No squishy foods. Right, so he'll say if you're going to get pizza, can you throw in some cheese for the little baby over here? I did put on there Dan Pescetarian. Yeah, there you go. So yeah, if it's a barbecue place,

maybe they'll throw me a little piece of salmon. Sure. But how about that? We have a rider, Jake. Yeah. Isn't that sweet? Yeah, it's great. It's really great.

Doesn't care at all. But you're not going to get any squishy food? I hope not. Dan watched American Murder. I better not. And we never talked about it. Oh That's right. And the problem is now I forgot everything about it. So if we want to talk about it ever I have to watch it again Yeah, probably here. I did take notes but okay the same day Dan got a mushroom sandwich with only three mushrooms on oh my god The saddest sandwich I've ever seen in my life. It was just two pieces of bread three half mushrooms. I

Will never forget that day. Yeah. I will never forget that day. Yeah. I will never forget the Arlington pot belly. It was a really bad scene. It was funny. I felt bad for you in the moment. Because they thought, I didn't mean to, but they ended up ordering just the mushroom sandwich

with no toppings at all. No cheese. No cheese. No tomato, no lettuce. That's all that stuff that I want. And so the guy at the Arlington potbelly decided, oh, he just wants mushrooms? What if I put on even less than I usually put on the mushroom sandwich?

Like literally three mushrooms per half sandwich. That was bad. But I did stack them all on one half. Yeah, it was very funny. March 19th, Joe outed Cordell Stewart. Okay, I wasn't there for that, but I've heard a lot about the Joe episodes. Yeah.

And I didn't, you know what? I gotta do that. Listen? Yeah, I listened to the Monday episode, I wasn't there, but I didn't listen to the Joe episode. It was electric. That's what I hear. March 21st, Jake did a Wannabango tour. How do you say that? Did I say it right? Wannabago? Wannabago? Yeah. Yeah I didn't really do that. Anyway and saw a

70 year old guy fall out. Yeah he was on like a bus but I did see like an older gentleman noon one o'clock. Was Joe over for Easter? No, no, no, this way. No, it was in Napa, where your buddy is. Okay. And I saw a guy, you know, polo, khaki shorts, gray hair. Wasted. Yeah, and they opened the door to the bus

to go into this winery and he just fell out. Face planted. Yeah. If you're really into wine, it's just that you're kind of too old to be chugging beer all the time, right? Yeah, I mean, I do think some people actually have the feel for it.

You know, like they actually do like, I mean, there are rich people who have tons of bottles of wine and they don't drink them. Yeah. I think it's like a watch or a, right? Like isn't that, people just collect, you know? But this guy was fucked up. Big time.

March 22nd, Harala Bob let it out that Rick Carlile hammers Mountain Dew. Yeah, I think he said for a day. It's insane. The same day, Dan reminds us of the day he bailed on a Mother's Day dinner with his then-girlfriend, now-wife's family, and instead went to go see Twister High. Yeah, the original Twister.

Yeah. It was a great moment. Respect. Cool movie. March 22, Dan tried to emulate Jake by going number two in as many places as he could in France. I don't think I tried, but it just so happened that the digestive system doesn't change as easy as your sleeping system, I guess. So now all of a sudden

I'm in the Louvre and Captain Doodoo taps me on the shoulder and you got to go in there now. You know, it's it's not like Sure. Yeah, but it's touching that he thinks of you. Thank you. Yes. No, I appreciate that. No, I put it in my notes This is an homage to Jake March 25th Jake's top five Aggie names Kyle, Brian Drew Ben and Cody Spot the lie who says I'm wrong? I feel like that's right now. That's pretty solid. Nobody. And then March 26, Dan used to pee on the rocks

in his dad's gym sauna. I thought about that. I went every day last week. And I thought about, what if somebody pissed on this right now? You would smell it across the whole building. I know. I bet.

And somehow, my dad never blamed me. What an idiot. He knew. Would your friend like just be a look out while you were doing it? No! We were both in there doing it. No looking out. We were sword fighting over the sauna rocks. I haven't been in there in a while. We were really young man. It's like 8, 7. Dude what is worse than the

people who start up a conversation in there? Oh my god, really? Oh yeah, not with me but like two guys just started talking and it didn't stop. They weren't friends? No. Somebody, I think the first guy asked the other guy about his shoes, and then from there it just went.

And there was like eight of us in there. Jeez. Like pretty tight space, you know? And I was like, all right, I'm gonna get to 20 minutes, I'm gonna get to 30 minutes. Couldn't do it. I feel like you left. Yeah. to 30 minutes. Couldn't do it. I feel like you left. Yeah.

That's funny. Couldn't handle it. They were more uncomfortable than the 125 degree heat. So when you talk about getting a massage, I'm never like, you know what, I want to go get one, even though I did. Yeah. But every time you mention a sauna, I wish I had a sauna.

Dude, it's awesome. It makes me feel so good.'s it's at the grapevine rec it's not like I go to some like special place, but Yeah, they just started uh They started talking and I was like I got to get out of here. I love the heat you love the cold bath I like okay. Yeah, I like both and Then same day Jake got unblocked on Twitter by Jesse Holly. Hey, that was a big one.

All right. A few Jake has a buddies. I'll just, uh, there's no way there's any more. Do this is a big month. Uh, starting with the 1st of March, uh, Jake had a buddy whose parents Jake found nude pictures of, we mentioned that March 4th, uh, Jake had a buddy who worked off 6 35 in the tollway and hated his job Yeah, I mean everyone who works there does

And you ended up watching office space and loving that scene where they're driving on the tollway, I know there it is 635 Yeah, yeah, there's the Ryan building I apologize about what I'm about to read But I'm just gonna read what's written down here. Well, you wrote it. Jake has a buddy who made him watch him have sex with his girlfriend because she was a squirter. Oh my God. It did happen.

It wasn't his girlfriend. Oh. March 5th, Jake had a buddy who was wearing- I can't believe you just did that. What? You mean because we're in public? Yeah. Jeremiah said he liked me because I pushed the envelope.

I had to. You burned the envelope. That was a paramount joke there. Yeah. That was. Paramount something. March 5th, Jake had a buddy who was wearing Jordans to buy drugs and had to leave him there with a dealer.

That did happen. He said step up out of those and we had to leave his shoes there. Jake has a buddy who is a talented skier but separated his shoulder skiing. That's not that... Not interesting at all. Not at all. But you said it, so I wrote it down. Jake has a buddy who got caught in a grade altering scandal. And then again, Jake has a buddy who had a Kevin Federline poster, which was then cross-referenced with Jake has a buddy who has a Kevin Federline poster up in his studio,

which was also cross-referenced with Jake has a buddy who has the Kevin Federline album and has the album picture as a poster. You've talked about that guy a lot. Dan, Dan knows him. Benyon. Oh yeah. Oh yeah been he's been in the den. Yeah. He's been on the on the stream. We had a words with Dan if you'd like to hear it. Sure. Yeah so uh but but basically it's a thermometer though that you could put

under the dog's arm. Arm? Leg? I guess the front is the leg. They're all legs, right? They don't have any arms. But if they had an arm, it would be the arm. The leg pit. What do you call it? We actually have four. We call them armpits. Why not? We don't have a armpit before. Okay. But yeah, you put it under there and you could take the temperature, which seems a lot less intrusive than the bottom arm armpit Yeah, I still think for a dog though. I still think that's up in the air. I mean you have four legs you guys say Your dog has four legs no one says your dog has two arms, but is it an armpit? Yeah

What is it then what is the part well under this dog's leg you're gonna take his temperature? The joint? You'd say the joint? Nobody would say that. Put the thermometer near his joint? You would say armpit even though you don't say arm. I stand with Dan. I just, I love that. Yeah, no, the butt is pretty clear. Yeah, that one we all know. I love the panic, the leg. No, the arm. No, the what? The leg pit.

What would you call that? It's the leg pit. And then let's end with this. Let's end the MBR with two funny audio clips. Hey, can you reset what this bit is? I don't know, man. In the time? Old habits die hard, right?

I'm just kidding. 2 minutes, 2.02. This was funny, we played this a couple days ago. Hundreds of billions of dollars came pouring into NATO, and I said it just the other day because they've been very lax. We spent 150, maybe 200, because now they want to give them 60 billion dollars more. 60 billion! With a B. They want to give him 60 billion more. And I said, wait a minute, do it this way. Loan them the money.

If they can make it, they pay us back. If they can't make it, they don't have to pay us back. Loan them the money. Put it as a form of loan. Why should you just hand it over to them? Do it as a form of a loan. I do that with athletes. They can't quite, you know, like a professional golfer who I think is very good. They don't have any money, but they have a lot of alarm. I do that with athletes. They can't quite, you know, like a professional

golfer who I think is very good. They don't have any money, but they have a lot of talent. I'll say, here's the deal. I did it with a number of people. Here's the deal. What I want to do, professional golfer, play golf. I play very nice. Did you see the picture of me? The horrible picture with the stomach out to here? That was... So what I do is I'm putting up today a picture of me actually what I actually look like hitting a ball smashing the frickin ball and you see quite I wouldn't say slim I wouldn't say slim but not bad but the ball does go far I would say it goes about nine times further than Biden can hit it. It goes far.

Like I said that day, that's how that's how my kids talk. So stream of thought. Go far. But he was talking about NATO. NATO. Yeah. And it went to talking about NATO. NATO, yeah. Treaties and budgets. It's like, I'll go far. Loaning money. I loan money to golfers.

Golfers, there was a picture of me looking fat golfing. Actually, I don't look that fat. In fact, when I do golf and then I hit it really far, I hit it so far it's farther than Biden. About nine times. Professional golfer, you know. They play golf. They play golf.

Yeah, you know, I've helped out. What a fucking moron. You know, just a number of them. He's the best. All right, and then last one. This was from earlier in the month, this courtesy of Rick Mitchell. It gives the girls a life.

It gives them somewhere where they can be free and be themselves without being limited. It also gives them a place to belong in Ben Brook, Alley Spill Yards and BC5. And as far as its founders know, Aida is the only team of its kind for girls in wheelchairs. And they say they hope one day to expand to other cities. You can learn more about the program on our website, NBCDFW.com. Thankful to Allie for that wonderful story.

It was a good story. You know, Brittany, when I first got into TV a hundred years ago, not really, but 30 years ago, I worked with a meteorologist who was in a wheelchair. And there was nothing she could not do. That's odd. Except walk, but she drove, she got up, she worked in front of the green screen, of course she was in her chair.

Wonderful, wonderful woman. Hey, we had a train tonight. That was one pretty important thing. But outside of that. But I think, you know, just saying that she was in a wheelchair probably should have just covered that. Yeah. Nothing she couldn't do. I mean, besides walk. They're just like us. There was your march. Yay, Blake.

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We didn't have to make a call. Uh, everything went through Qualys. I got a roof. So I don't have to talk to anybody to know it was great. I didn't deal with the insurance company. The only thing we had to pay for was the, uh, deductible. Uh, they're awesome. Qualys roofing, qualysgc.com.

And a lot of times when we meet those people, it's because they're over here at the den or at the studio for A sit-in if you get a new roof with qualis they will hook you up with the same You know it's interesting Dan that they they build roofs because qualis is really a part of our foundation Whoa, qualis GC. That's a gummy thought bro. I Wanted to go in order here, so you could hear the show evolve Blame here's the last one you'll get pre sober Jake so soak it in I wanted to go in order here so you could hear the show evolve. Lame. Here's the last one you'll get pre-Sober Jake, so soak it in. This is the July MBR from August of 2024.

It's that time of the month. He's got it now Blake. It's time for the Dumb Zones monthly business review. And now the king of all note taktakers here's Blake Jones thank you voice man a big month to recap in July got a lot of notes from the show got some audio that like to intertwine but as always let's start with things Dan or Jake want and let's go back to the very first of the month when we are at the VFW Jake said he wants a street named after him and I don't know what

you're gonna do to get that but I'd love to see Kemp Lane. The easiest way I can think of today is become president of the Dad's Club but other than that I don't know I'd probably have to save somebody from certain death. I don't even know if that would do it. Maybe I could become mayor and they would just rename William D. Tate. If you get killed. That's, that might do it.

Yeah. But it'd probably depend on how. Right, no, it has to be. It has to be like, oh, we're going to a car accident. Maybe a cop shoots you, but. Unjustly. Because they're going to their wrong address or something. That has in the past proven to be pretty effective. Yeah, it's worked.

Or if you were a leader from the past, but you're not that. Yeah. But most of them got shot too. Yeah. but you're not that. Yeah, but most of them got shot too. Yeah. Or if you were, something was done unjustly to you. Well, I guess, and I was thinking MLK,

but of course, yeah, he got shot. Malcolm X? But like, I think Bob Jones Park in Southlake is like, Bob Jones was a former slave or something, or some kind of civil rights guy. I don't know. Hmm. I think The point is it's unlikely I'd rather have pilot Beasley's Lane But being honest, he deserves it on

July 16th, I think you did a story in the news Jake where maybe somebody in Lubbock They saved an owl with a tortilla. I don't remember that at all. Like an owl fell in their pool or something and they rescued it and laid it in a tortilla and saved it somehow. And then we discover that it's illegal to have owl feathers. Oh yeah now I do remember this yeah. July 16th Dan wants an owl feather. It's only because they said I can't have one. I don't really want one.

July 17th, Jake wants to meet Rose, which needs to happen in Cleveland. He will. Would you go see Fast 10 with her or whatever? I would go see anything she wanted to go see. I think you need to see a movie with her. I would love that. I would absolutely see anything she wanted to go see. I think you need to see a movie with her. I would love that. I would absolutely love that.

And this is kind of rich because Dan is the most organized person I know. Dan wants to be more organized. Dude, I am not that organized. It's insane. I'm all over the place. It's crazy. I used to have this conversation with Bob and Dan

all the time where we had 90 to 95 percent of everything that we ever needed or looked for while nobody else on the station archives their shows. Nobody else on the station uses Dropbox and I mean maybe now until we did and I did but the and nobody else on the station went back up to the station whenever we moved and started archiving all of the entire file. I would go up at night, I would plug a hard drive into the server room and I would just zoom files over so we had everything when we moved.

Turns out none of that mattered because the guy was like, oh, this format's not gonna work anyways. I'm like, well, I'm about 30 hours in here. But the point is something would come up that we didn't have like once every month and they'd be like it was like the shit would just hit the fan like guys are we gonna get this stuff? I'm like dude you're letting whatever the phrase is like good be the enemy of perfect or perfect be the enemy of good like we're doing way way more than anyone else is but the one

time we don't have something every once in a while, it was like, this is a goddamn mess. Like we're just, and I'm like, this is insane. Like the level of meticulousness that we're applying to this show, and him, and he wants to be more organized. It is a disease. It is OCD, that's what it is.

Yeah, he busts out letters. My biggest fault, I'm a perfection is. Yeah, you bust out letters. My biggest fault, I'm a perfectionist. Bust out letters from early 90s? Yeah. He's got tapes that he digitized from 30 years ago. Yeah, but I don't have all of them. I do have the Sea World letter. I'll take my hand.

We'll get to that later. I can't wait. Not today. Time capsule. Alright, let. Not today. Time capsule. All right, let's flip into the time capsule. Extremely aggressive, and I love it. July 2, Dan says he's going to be optimistic about going on the RV to California.

Boy, that lasted about four days. I'm optimistic. I'm happy that. You haven't fallen off quite yet. Well, I just don't mind off quite yet. I don't mind a, well I just don't mind a plane trip. I don't mind trips in general because it allows me to do a lot of stuff. Yeah, I got a list. I got a lot of stuff to get done. What if we...

I think that we're going to be on the RV together. We can have meetings over meetings and there's just a lot of stuff we don't... You know, we see each other a lot but then we depart and we got a lot of stuff to work on. And so we need to get our act organized. Like again, like what are we doing for the fall lineup? Yeah. When are we picking games?

Who are we picking games with? Like we need to talk all this stuff out. Oh yeah, for sure. Maybe. Yeah. Okay. Don't you think? Yeah, I'm feeling good.

I'm ready to go. I'll be there at seven. Well, it's at your house, so. Well, I know. I'm pretty happy that you guys did that. Like if I had to drive somewhere and be there at seven. We would never ask you to do that. Thank you.

July 26th, Dan says the school bill banning phones during school hours won't make the year. It's gonna be tough. It will. It's going to be tough. It will be tough. It will. But it's kind of spread, right? It started in Keller. Now it's in grapevine, Colleyville.

Yeah, there'll be a bunch of them to do it. The change though, it's hard to go back. I know everybody wants to go back, you know, to the way things used to be, but it's, it's very difficult to do it. Once you, you know, newspapers can't now suddenly revive themselves and say, oh, we should have done this on the internet coming, so. Kind of in the same vein, I said that the new NFL

kickoff rule won't last five years. Very jarring last night. I don't know how much of the game y'all watched. I watched that. I watched a few- So weird. Off and on the first half. Oh, we think it's weird Caleb Williams,

even though it's an extra game, just like can't even take a series. It's the way it is now, dude. It's ridiculous. It's really weird. It's really weird because they played some. Why do they even have pre-season? They played some other clip last night.

I can't remember what it was, but it was a preseason game and whoever was in the game I recognized both of them it oh it was when they were talking about Sean Taylor It was a preseason game and like Levar Arrington's out there Sean Taylor's out there Whoever they were playing receivers were out there first team is weird, but I don't know if it makes it five years but I do think I like it I like having two return guys back there that's interesting not every team will do it but you can sorry you hate fun Blake I guess I just don't like change I'm gonna get you a shirt that says I heart touchbacks yeah same day Jake says he'll never see another horror movie. What if they what

if they just move the kickoff back to the 10 yard line and you weren't able to make it a touchback? Oh they're trying to take away the heights high-speed collisions. Yeah that's that's part of it they're kind of trying to sell you as this is gonna be. Why don't they just make them wear skirts? That's what I'm saying. Mm-hmm. Yeah I don't I don't recall the last one I saw. I don't they just make them wear skirts? That's what I'm saying. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't recall the last one I saw. I don't recall the last movie that I saw that would qualify as a horror movie.

It's just not, it's never been my thing. Your kids will get into it and you'll watch one. I wasn't into it as a kid. I've never been into it. Yeah, I don't know how my daughter got into it. I mean, I've seen The Shining. She does it for kind of. I didn't like it or wanted it. Yeah. It's more funny. I know and I know a lot of people like that. Like I have an aunt who is the sweetest nicest suburban mom you

could imagine. She's married to an Aggie. All three, all of her kids are Aggies. They all married Aggies. It's like the most sweet funny lady. She is like obsessed with like the Saw series and Hostel and all of it. I don't know what Hostel is. I was obsessed with Saw. Hostile was a tough one, because it was not that long before I went to Spain. That's why I won't stay in one. Yeah. But anyway, that's something we're tracking.

Never happening again. You don't have to track it, I'm telling you. We'll see about that. Chubb spins. You're up to 509, five unique ones in the month of July. I'll just give you a couple, starting with Jim Bob Coutter. Well, first his name is Jim Bob Coutter, but also when he was, I think he was a GA at Tennessee, he very drunkenly, mistakenly, I guess, crawled in through the window of a female student's apartment

and got into her bed and I believe fell asleep. Yeah. LaShawn McCoy? The one that immediately comes to mind is a time that he, I believe it was when he was in Buffalo, but it might've been Philadelphia, posted a flyer for a party that he was having, and it was clearly targeted at females.

There was a cross section in downtown where he said that a bus would pick you up, no phones allowed. So it's clear that he was just like looking for an orgy, right, he was just gonna fly in his own, or bus in his own talent. And that post was taken down in about an hour. Dustin Johnson.

Cocaine might've been sleeping with other players wives on the tour. Yeah, that was a money shot. And then one recently Reese McGuire. Yep. Caught masturbating in a dollar tree parking lot in Florida at spring training. That one's tough because he was so pent up because he had a bunch of dudes. Yeah, had a bunch of roommates in his escape. That's the real nail in the coffin there. Jake has a buddy.

there. Jake has a buddy who got arrested in Scurry County. Jake had a buddy who was really into Smallville. Jake had a buddy who did cocaine while working at a restaurant. I bet anybody who knows somebody who's working at a restaurant has a buddy who's done that. There's no doubt. That's where the bear's not realistic, right? Yeah, that's the one thing. They did have that guy that got caught smoking meth. And I thought the one realistic thing that happened in that scene was when Marcus goes back there, they're looking for him on opening night.

And when Marcus goes back there and sees him out by the trash can smoking meth, he's like, I think I have to fire you for this. And the guy's been working at restaurants his whole life. He's like, for this? Yeah. This is a restaurant, how do you think I'm getting through this?

Yeah. But yeah, there was an era where it started to dawn on me that when my family would go to Olive Garden, that the waiters were just like extremely cranked up. I think Jay told us as much. Yeah, he kind of did. And that everyone sleeps us as much. Yeah, he kinda did. And that everyone sleeps with each other? Yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Roseannns. We've had an update to this list because it was just Roseannns. Yeah.

But thanks to a viewer mail submission, it's now the Roseann Bar. I like it. Do they pass the Roseann Bar? That's genius. On July 3rd, Ricky Lake? Yep, 100% Roseanne. Center Square? Yeah, she's 23 and me, it comes back it just says Roseanne. Vince Neil? Yep. I think this, you'd mentioned this when you first started, but we finally got it on the list, your grandma. A square rosanne. And then- It pains me to say it, but

it might've been the genesis of the bit in my mind. This one's a bit complex. John Goodman, who was in Rosanne, is a male. I think he's a rosanne. I don't know if it's osmosis, but, I mean, typically you're gonna be heavy set for a start, but there's just a certain face. I think John Goodman might have at least half Roseanne.

Oh, now all of a sudden he turns Roseanne. Who got ballsat? Ballsaxe, what have we been wrong about probably you me. Yeah, July 3rd. I was wrong about the SMU tax fraud story I I couldn't believe that that was a real low point. It was yep. I got caught I was also wrong about the Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor pandemic divorce. They actually got brought back together due to the pandemic I don't know if that counts or not, but I'm glad if you wanna out yourself. Because that's the way I remembered it too.

Yeah. Very rare case of the pandemic. I miss you so much, baby. While admitting wrongs, also wrong about the Silicon Valley reboot, I saw the poster that I saw and it's just a, hey, celebrate the 10 year anniversary by rewatching it on HBO Max.

Oh, okay, so they're not getting back together. No, unfortunately. You know that, what's his name, Thomas Middlebridge? Oh, yeah. Is that right? Thomas Middlebridge was a Red Sox. He is, I don't know if he's still with his wife or not, but he was in like a full on open relationship. Which is funny, because in the show you just look at him

like this massive dork. No hoes. But I remember hearing him talk about it once, once I just thought, oh, I guess. That does not look like a guy in an open relationship. I know. And then the biggest one from the month was, you thought the UK prison sex video was real.

I wanted it to be real. It's just so clearly not. I mean, I don't know. I feel like I saw, okay, hear me out. I saw a video that was posted either on TikTok or Instagram where the lady who's in the video is with her husband and it's not like pornographic, like it's a funny couples TikTok thing

where they're like guessing things about each other because people are like, hey, you know, this lady is wearing a wedding ring and they went to her account, I guess, and found it and put it up and said, hey, this is actually her husband husband she's married to this guy I don't know why that convinced me but I thought okay well this is a real person seems like a long con yeah I keep seeing different I saw some

missing permission misinformation on that this week that prison video back to that video yeah like that actually somebody did get in trouble for it or something. I don't know. This is going to be just enjoy our porn anymore. This is just going to be Santa Claus for me. I'm just going to believe it. I don't know what USA crime is there on the screen, but. All right. Okay. Dan fights with his wife. We just have one.

Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm glad we don't have a sounder for me on this one. But it's a funny one. From July 15th, you two got in a fight because she wanted to recycle the old vacuum cleaner and you didn't think you could. Oh yeah. You definitely can't.

I don't think so, but I also remember, right after the fight, I was like, I'm not really sure I was right on that, but I just, I had to stand my ground once I started it. Although we did kind of get in a little altercation about the whole chainsaw situation. Yeah, that was on the first. We'll hear about that next month.

Oh, okay, good. All right, let's end with some notes from the show. I have a lot of these. It says here, most vacuum parts such as rubber, plastic, and metal components can be recycled. But I don't know if you could just put the whole thing in there. Maybe, I don't know, whatever.

Yeah, we just set it out by the garbage, just like we did with the microwave. I'm gonna try to run through these notes because I have a lot of them Back to the first of the month if you'll remember it was the first day of the month first day of the week in the first Day of the second half of the year. I will never forget. I hope it's going well for you Yeah, I took a couple weeks off, but I'm back in I got my gallon in the car I took a couple weeks off, but I'm back in. I got my gallon in the car.

Dan had a hard time setting up his new Mac. He also hated that it was always in what he called dark mode. Not the screen. The keyboard? The whole Mac is dark, which I thought looked really cool. And your guys' computers look awesome, so I wanted an awesome computer. Everything Jake and Blake do.

I know. And then now when I'm sitting in front of it at night, yes, everything is dark. And I don't like dark mode on the screen. So now it's a big contrast. I mean, you know the white part of the keys lights up. Kind of, but it's just not the same. Again, I don't like change.

Nobody likes change. But I didn't want to have the old color because then it would look like I had the old slaggy computer. You can't have Brandon Aubrey thinking that. No. No. What a turn this took. July 1st, Jake called an eight-year-old names hot.

Dude, we already covered it. You really didn't have to do that again. No, I know, but. You really didn't have to. It is on the list. Yeah, and I gotta read it. July 2nd, we all lost it to the dog eating the heart clip from One Tree Hill.

Pretty great. I think it also screwed us on YouTube, but it was well worth it. Yeah. Same day, William Pace sang to us. Yeah, I think it also screwed us on YouTube, but it was well worth it. Yeah. Same day, William Pace sang to us. You're making a first time call on the radio. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Dan McDowell Show. Yes.

Yes. Wow. Beautiful. Wow. And then he made that pijingle on his radio show. That's right. Remember that, Taylor? Yeah.

Do you remember that? Hey, would you do this for us? Because I know you know this song very well. Were we playing the whole interview or what? Would you sing Happy Birthday to the Dumb Zone? And then we can- Okay, we don't have to play it. Out of the crosshairs.

July 3rd, we learn about Jake's leather jacket phase in high school. I'm still mad at Benian for that. The same day. Can't hide from your pants. The weirdest part about that was that Dan was like five minutes later. He's like, so what's the deal with this leather jacket? Yeah, I never heard about that. Really?

Why are you hiding it from me? Leather jacket. It was like 2002. Well, that's why I was happy days that same day is when viewer mail explained moosing to us it's only been a month feels like it's been around forever somebody gave us a plush stuffed animal mooses with dumb zone bandanas and I took it home and Raymond Raymond yeah Raymond made it but I gave it to Nora I was like hey I got this from work like do you want to put it in your in your stuffy box thing and she goes is

this the team moose of the dumb zone and I looked up and my wife was just staring at me shaking her head like yeah I bet you get that situation a lot, though. Quite a bit. Right now, she's currently obsessed with asking me why were they mean and made you change the name from the Hang Zone. Oh, that's right, cause your mom told her that, right? Yeah.

July 9th, Dan's first car was a 1977 Ford Pinto and a CB Handle was the challenger because they were known to blow up. That's right. Doing bits, baby. It's legendary. Not very sensitive. July 11th, Dan didn't know emus hatched out of eggs.

I think I was confusing llamas. Llama, llama, red, pajama. And emus. Yeah. Because I think Napoleon Dynamite had aus. Yeah. That's actually not that bad of a mistake. Because I think Napoleon Dynamite had a llama. Yeah. Not an emu.

I thought he had an emu. I would like some follow up on this one. July 11th. Emu. Dan's neighborhood gossip. Someone named Blake who played for the Mets is building a house in the neighborhood. Still haven't found out.

Neighbor John didn't know his last name. Hmm. And he's really the only dude that I talked to in the neighborhood Yeah, I would like to know maybe Jay I'll talk to Jay a little bit Same day Jake explains how Dan made fun of his relationship status on Facebook. So he deleted it Pretty much also same day Dan did not accept his wife's Facebook friend request. Again, if you know or don't tell her that I knew that she, like, I just figured it would just come and go and... Well, it's worked so well whenever you've done this before and said don't tell her.

Yeah. But it was also years ago. And I don't ever look at Facebook. Unless I'm looking to get some. No doubt. But it was also years ago. And I don't ever look at Facebook. Unless I'm looking to get some. No doubt. July 15th, Dan's friend made his other friend's Hooters girlfriend hula hoop for them. Yes, Ed's girlfriend.

July 17th, we had a guy in a tuxedo in the den. That was funny. Yeah, especially since it was supposed to be a two guy bit and one guy just bailed on it without telling him. July 17th, we had the idea for the Hooters Waitresses delivery company, we were kicking around some names like Hordache, Boober, and Door Gash. I received several other ones.

I don't have them, I was not prepared to... People got to work in the lab on that one quick. I was very impressed. July 17th, Dan told us about the time he bought a bunch of porn VHS tapes at a closeout sale that he put in a Bud Lightbox. Jake got a box of porn from an older friend when he was going to college. Yeah, a friend's older brother. It was a very monumental day in the neighborhood.

When he handed that down? Yeah. And Dan had a community hustler in the shared bathroom dorm. That's probably pretty common. Also from the same day. And I'll bring that. Yeah. On the RV.

Me too. Same day, Dan explained he had a trainee attempt to give him a catheter. Yeah. That was a dude. Shouldn't you know the wiener? Shouldn't that dude know his way around there? Yeah, you'd think.

I don't know how. 726. Maybe it should be a gay dude doing it because then he's used to dealing with someone else's wiener That's because you're only used to dealing with it from this angle. That's a great point Dan confuses raw dogging and bare backing. They're the same thing Not for the cultural. Yeah, the plane thing thing of yes going on a trip and not Using any technology

or reading or anything. That bit still bothers me. Just sitting there. It doesn't really make sense. Just no payoff. No payoff. No. I mean, compare that to the bit of throwing a piece of cheese

on the toddler's head. There's no comparison. There really isn't. One's great. July 29, Julie reads the I Survived book series to her kids and they're just about the worst disasters we've had. Got a lot of response on that. Yeah.

A lot of people said that's, and there is one about 9-11. Yeah. And then last one for you, July 30th, Dan looks up Hope Solo's vagina. You guys told me to. Big Montana. Big Montana.

And there's your MBR. Okay. That sounds really dirty. Is Sarah not here yet? I guess not. I thought she was rolling in at one. You are now in control. Well, let me, I forgot.

We have a couple of more viewer mails, but they were actually pieces of mail. So this, somebody sent me a new hat. It says, Patty, not a girl. In fact, he writes, again, not a girl. Apparently, this is from the Oakcliff Sandlot crew. Nice. I almost wore my shirt today. It's a great shirt.

Very soft. He said, Jake is welcome to try his hand at striking out Blake with our players in the field. Going to have to push that back a little bit. We're still making progress, but. What are we saying? Well, it's not just that I don't like being embarrassed in front of the teams it's that sometimes they have actual paying

customers come in and there was a time when I was there with a kid who is like a real elite baseball player and the guy was like then running back over to me and trying to coach me and I'm like this is weird you know what I mean that's I'm not that type of person. I feel weird about that. Oh, I still throw at the house every day. Let me see that. Here, grab this because I'm gonna have you open this one. Okay. It's already been opened but, um, here's the hat. So this is the, this is this is the like a rival team from our buddy Hunter's team? Is that the case?

Because I was told we were going to get some gear from Hunter's team, and I never saw any of it. It's in the den. This is an arrival team. It's the same guy. He wanted to send us this hat. So that's why you could eat it? Fish don't have hair.

I think that was a discussion about something that smelled... Oh, down there. Hope Solo. Yeah, do you want to hear it? Oh, we have the audio? Yeah, we were talking about... I guess Jake was saying our generation has cleaned it up a little bit down there. Yep.

And so yeah, we were just on the topic and this came up. So you're welcome dudes. Thanks Dan. Yeah. Wasn't it more of like an odor thing? Oh my god. Well I don't think shaving takes that away does it? I think it helps. I mean fish don't have hair. Alright there's your nose. It's got a point. And that's

why we have this hat today. It was this one. But I didn't think I should wear it when we walked into the studio because we like work in a real professional building Yeah, yeah, although I if you just read the hat it doesn't mean anything. No, it's accurate. Yeah fish don't have hair It's also really funny. Show me a fish. It's a hunting hat Camo with a trucker hat with the orange safety font. I'm gonna take this on the trip What's the deal with this other box as it were? So that other box, and Rob I know you had some stuff sent to my house or you you told me I got some boxes that are coming to your house and so I got this shipment of five huge boxes. In fact that's the smallest one I

got because all in all these boxes was other boxes. But it was really weird. This giant and I took a picture of it and sent it to you because I thought that's what you were sending to me. But it wasn't. So what this is, Jake, well what is one of them? She, Drop Beth, sent us five of these for our trip. Just read the cover. Car cup holder expander. Yeah, so just kind of hold the box up. I didn't open any of them. Like just it's just she sent us this for our road trip. Like so it's a car cup holder, a little little food tray. It's for the RV. Oh and it it holds your phone? Yeah, it can. That's cool.

Yeah, I like it. I mean, as if the RV doesn't have like a big table. Well. Although I guess that it doesn't have a big table when you're driving it. Right. And I mean, if I want to eat my bunk, you know, have a, as pictured here,

if I want to have a burger and watch some, some Netflix in my bunk, I've got a cup holder there. I'll just pop it out. Yeah. No, I'll use this in coordination with the car tray. It's basically a... So anyway, DropBeth. I got a two top in there. A bunch of things. Thanks DropBeth.

Yeah. Let us know whenever those double F's get put on. Dropped. When they drop. Yeah. Ha ha ha. that last segment we heard, that was great stuff. It reminds me of Lone Star Beer. Because Lone Star Beer is the national beer of Texas, and the national beer of Texas baseball,

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Lone Star Beer. Damn. Yeah. Why? The pro Dean Goo crowd will enjoy this one as Danny sits in during Jake's vacation. This is the September MBR in October of 24th, where viewer male nicknames really hit their stride. It's that time of the month. It's time for the Dumb Zones monthly business review. And now the king of all note takers, here's Blake Jones.

Thank you, Voiceman. It's time for our MBR for this month. We will be reviewing the month of September. Danny, do you have any idea what this is? Vaguely, yeah. This will be a nice reset. For all the new subscribers. Yeah, and finally there's someone here that won't yell at me for resetting the bit. So, when I first started, didn't really know

how to produce a show, didn't know what that meant. I thought, eh, let me just take some notes on the show. Well, over time, being around Dan and Jake, I started to develop some patterns on the show. And I started keeping a few lists. Now, the first one I began keeping was Kemp Spins. Anytime Jake would just bring up somebody's worst moment of a celebrity or something.

Scandals. Yeah. And then started keeping things like for the time capsule. Like oh you think this quarterback will not be a bust? Well let me check in in a few years. And so I've got a few things and every month we just check in on some of these lists to see how they're going. And one of the first ones that we like to do is Things Dan or

Jake Want. And I have a sounder for that that I'll play right now. Things Dan and Jake Want. So beginning back on. A little bit redundant if you say it and then try to sound it. Yeah I just needed to stall until I could find it and then fire it so won't happen again. September 13th, Friday the 13th. Dan wants to do a bit called You Can't Play This on the Radio. Yeah. I believe you played some of it. But just a little reminder that...

That was the, probably the Jeff Ross Emmet Smith roast. It was. Cause it was, you know, some could say highly racist. Yeah, I wish we weren't on remote when you played that. But that didn't slow you down. And then two from yesterday. But funny. Some all would say highly funny.

Yeah, it was funny. That's the important part. And then the two from yesterday. Dan wants to start walking barefoot for electrons. I'm looking into it. I'm doing my research. You're intrigued. I'm willing to listen.

He wants to get an electron mat possibly. Something like that. To sleep on. And'm willing to listen. He wants to get an electron mat possibly to sleep on. Something like that. And start going barefoot. And maybe he has priced out rubberless moccasin shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very exciting part. New phase in life for us.

But I have to make all these changes by the time Jake gets back. I want to be a totally different person by Monday. You're going to start tweeting like Kyrie? Yes. Just praying hands and... Yes, I'm going to burn sage. Is that what he does?

Yeah, I burn sage. Yeah, I'm going to burn stuff before the show. You're going to buy his moccasin basketball shoes. Oh, that's right. He's got moccasin shoes. They probably have rubber soles though I bet Kyrie would be into getting grounded. I bet he is grounded. You think so? There is no doubt Yeah, we play that audio. He loves Texas cuz there's lots of grass. It's not a concrete jungle like Brooklyn So that's what he was talking about. Like he actually believes in the the magnetic whatever polar of course thing of the earth. Yeah, okay

I'm on I'm more and more on board with Kyrie every day. I think he was just misunderstood You're gonna have moccasins by next week And then the other thing from yesterday You might not even have to buy them. They might just show up in a box here. Oh, that'd be so great I'd be cool size. What what are you a 12 11 11 and a half? I would go more 12 to 13. Love it. You do have some big-ass feet for what are you 6? 6'1"? I noticed that with your shoes downstairs. It's like damn. Hey, thanks, bro. Yeah, man. You know what they say. It ain't true. And then Dan wants to find the Janis Joplin seance video. Yes, that's my goal for the year. And I'm glad you brought it up, because I forgot

totally since I said it. That's why we do this. Yeah, I'm gonna write that down somewhere. That is why we do this. Just one quick time capsule thing, I won't play the stinger. But I am keeping track of this. Dan thinks Brandon Aubrey will set the record for the longest field goal. Yeah. So when he does I'll remind you that you were the first to ever say it. That's right no one else has even thought it as he's banging through 65 yarders in his sleep. Yep no one else has ever thought he could do that. Roseanne's. Check in on the Roseanne's. That's the way to do it. Checking on the Rosans. Again, I just had to stall.

We've added three to the Roseanne bar. Do you know we have a Roseanne bar? Yep, there's Karen's, but now there's Roseanne's. But did you know that someone named it the Roseanne bar? No. It's like the Mendoza line. Got it. The Roseanne bar.

Who came up with that? what genius came up with that? It was a, I would, you know what? Viewer mail. I wanted to say it was a viewer mailer, but Since we signed off on it, I gotta say it's us. Okay. Yeah, we invented it. Sure. We've appropriated it. You sent us your intellectual property and we now own it. We've copyrighted it and everything. Haha, sue us. Mm-hmm. Been there. September 17th, Donna Kelsey passed the Roseanne bar. For sure. September 19th, Bruce Vellanche, proving that this is genderless.

It doesn't matter. Were you there for that? Yeah, you were here for that one. Yeah. And then of course, I mean, we really should have spotted this earlier. Patricia Trammell, the Dallas Wings coach. Oh my gosh. She really looks like Roseanne. It kind of seems like she is Roseanne, yeah. Yeah, when she's calling timeouts.

That's what coaches do. Okay. And yet, we're... I'm sure they have timeouts in the Devs, okay? Because of all the time they play. No rotations. Jake has a buddy. Obviously not going to be Jake. Jake wasn't even here, yeah. Yeah, no, I have a Dan has a buddy and I also have a Danny has a buddy. Alright. So September 16th, Dan has a buddy who has the best garage ever. Steve! Yeah. You remember that story from Saturday, huh?

In fact, I ran into Steve's wife. Hey now. At Central Market. And? Okay. And I said, hey, you know what, I was just talking about Steve. Did you guys reach for a cucumber at the same time? It's right.

And then kind of go up it to see who's going to bat first. And then September 27th, Danny has a buddy who denies the Rod Stewart stomach pump story. Oh, what a jerk. I don't want somebody to ruin my fun. Do I need to reset that or no? Last Friday. I did the Rod Stewart challenge. My friend is gay, and he told me that the Rod Stewart story

can't be true because you can consume as much as you want, and you will never need to get your stomach pumped. It's just not a physical like a logic. You would throw up. You could throw up. You could digest. But he's not against it because logically to get a gallon of it.

That's the whole. First of all. None of it makes sense. It takes so long to drink a gallon of anything. Right. Like if you try to drink a full gallon of water, you throw up before you finished it. Like, in one sitting.

Your stomach couldn't fit it, correct? Yeah. Correct. Fucked up thick. Buttermilk. Mm. So, Bud, if you're on a high protein diet. Bud, think of all the protein.

Oh my gosh. Yeah. Salty buttermilk. Is that a myth? Is it really protein? Well, let's continue to live that myth because you're looking buff. That's right.

Dan fights with his wife. This is my favorite list. I love hearing about Dan's fights with his wife. Unfortunately, we only have one from the month. Back on September 17th. We're getting along great. Yeah? Things going well? She's never here. Right, she was at. You're right. She was at neighborhood ladies night last night.

They went out to some bar. Really? Yeah, it was great. And doesn't, Thursdays are book club? Sometimes book club, yeah, every few Thursdays, it's great. You know what, now that you mention it, you guys did have more fights over the summer, and I bet it is because she was here more. Yeah. You know what now that you mention it you guys did have more fights over the summer And I bet it is because she was here more yeah You do like working and stuff you do understand that look you talk about oh my wife was out of town. It was great

I built a fort and She's scheduling all of these little events like her book club and her wine night with the girls To avoid you okay? book club and her wine night with the girls to avoid you. Okay. So, good. That doesn't faze him. It's all, yeah, you think like, oh, I'm upset about that, honey.

No, no, no. I'm just saying that it's mutually beneficial. Like the thing is, too, now I know, because I will tell her, oh, who is at the game or something, I'll be like, oh, Danny. Okay. And then if I'm like, oh, who was at the game? And I was like, oh yeah, Caitlin was there. Caitlin, who's Caitlin?

What was Caitlin? Like, all of a sudden she's interested in what I have to say if I say a lady was involved. But she tells me, like at book club, there's book club, it's eight people, there's one dude. Ron. I don't know it's eight people there's one dude Ron I don't know who he is let's call him I don't care and whatever Ron have it have at it like take care of that if you can get it started I'm more power to you you know I lost the keys years ago yeah like what he just yeah if that's taking time away from me Ron I'm, I'm all for you.

I love you, Ron. He's lost to the riding lawnmower. Oh my gosh. Boy, I wonder if she's named it. She loves that riding lawnmower, bro. I'm like, the grass hasn't grown in weeks. Oh, just in case, you got to mulch it. Yeah, you do want to keep the grass short?

Well your only fight for this month on September 17th was about Dropfoot. Because I think she was ready to rush to the conclusion that they're going to die or something. And you were just like, oh maybe it's just like a subtle nerve thing. And she was like, no, it's... Whatever. She'll read a diagnosis of something online and jump to the worst one boy the panic that web MD causes yeah Is amazing yeah, that's the only fight for the month wait a cough could mean I have HIV. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I coughed yesterday General notes from the show

That needs an open Needs a voiceover. General notes. I need a segue. The guy getting that copy is like you really want me to read this? Yeah. I didn't know what else to call it. General notes. September 3rd, Dan got a new battery for his phone.

How are you doing? It's doing great man. I still have the iPhone 13 mini. He was going to get a new phone. Yep. But then realized I just need a battery. But really the reason he didn't get the new phone was because he doesn't want a big phone. Yeah, I don't want the big giant lady phone like you have. Is this big phone? It's medium phone because I never go with the big Basically, it's like an iPad in your back pocket. But now, my point though is, now they call it a Mini.

So it's kind of emasculating when you tell them what you want. They did that on purpose. I want a Mini. Because that's the same size as my old 5S. But the Mini is bigger than it, yeah, the big one used to be. So it just fits in your hand. You know a guy likes to have something to fit in his hand. The same day while he was getting his battery switched, Dan didn't have his phone so he

had to print his workout. We thought that was funny. Dan strolled into the gym with paper of what he needed to do that day. I have an app. You couldn't remember it? No man, so I have an app that'll list my workout. I got to do whatever, dumbbell bench, three sets of 10. And then I don't remember what amount

I did last time I was there. So in the app, it'll tell you. Last time you did. It's pretty low. I don't do a lot of it. It's 40 pounds of whatever, dumbbell bench. So then it's like. I'm with you. It's the old. I don't do a lot of, it's 40 pounds of whatever dumbbell bench. So then.

I'm with you. It's like. It's the old man workout by necessity. And then I'll, I'll, I'll try to up the weight and all that. Cause I got a guy who sets up the training program for me. And yes. So I was going to be without my phone for like an hour, which seemed like weeks. It was incredible.

I couldn't contact anybody. I just felt so alone in the world. And no one could track me. So like had anything happened to me, I mean, I could still be gone. You could have just kept driving. Yeah, man, I should have. But yeah, so I think I took screenshots of the workout

and then I had to airdrop it into my computer and then print it and then I carried these papers in and so I could look at the, oh okay, now I'm gonna do this and I check it off. Dan's very organized. I know and he doesn't think he is. Very organized. But I'm a nerd. Are you kidding? No, you're very organized. Dude, there's very organized. I know and he doesn't very or I'm a nerd. Are you kidding? No, you're very organized Dude, there's so much. Well, this is

For what this is. It's quite neat and your house is immaculate Your garage is perfect could be better though It could be better. It could be better because it's like the stock shelving and stuff that the house came with. It could look so much more dope. But for what it is, man, you do a great job. Hey, thanks, bro. September 4th, Steve Noviello got a proof of concept for a show, making us want one too. We should have gotten a proof of concept.

Could this work? What does that mean? Like they did a trial? If it just looks good, right? It's almost like a pilot. Like, here, here's some money, here's a show and we'll determine whether this is usable. I had to do a couple for Fox. He got a proof of concept for Big Fox.

Yeah. And we're on... Okay. Yeah. My 27. KDFI. Yeah. More 27. More 27. KDFI. More 27. KDFW is Fox. Yeah. KDFI is where we are. Uh, the same day Steve Noviello said gay not gay should be brought back.

And Steve Noviello is gay. Was Danny's friend that said the Rod Stewart..., I don't know if Steve no V yellows friends with Danny. He's friends with me though. Oh I've met him once that's right I'm proud to say I had a two or three right on the air back in the day Really that I wrote in. Oh, yeah. Yeah funny. Do you feel like we should bring it back?

Or do you feel that the times have changed too much? I'm gonna listen to it, so... Okay. You might not write in. Well, you would write in. Yeah, I'd still write in, honestly, yes. No last name. September 4th, Dan wanted to be a clean comic. Same day, Dan took humor writing in college.

Same day, Dan won the class award for best stand-up. That was an influential class for you. That did all happen. September 9th, Dan was stoked about Kozar coffee. Have you had any? No, it's just on the shelf in the studio. Just read all the benefits. Right. But think of how after I start grounding with electrons, and then I add the Kozar coffee to my game. And you're printed out workout cheese.

Oh my gosh, it's going to be great. I'm going to be like 150. It'll be amazing how long I'll live. This was from our Cleveland trip. Dan wanted to go eat at the burger place that had the train going around it. And we did. Was that impressive to you? Overall I did enjoy the experience. I wish there hadn't been a hair in my burger.

It was a very long hair. I thought that was a part of the allure of a Cleveland burger place. Same day, we find out that Jake doesn't rinse after brushing his teeth. Yeah, that's weird. He just swallows the leftover paste. He just spits and moves on with his life. He might need to get his stomach pumped. Maybe it all finally caught up to him. Yeah, maybe. September 12th, Danny's fitness tracker thought he was walking while jerking it. Yeah, I got 10,000 steps and didn't leave my bathroom.

By the way, I got a new watch. That one's gone. Oh, come on. No, I don't need to know that. It's cheating. It's cheating the system. It was a $39 smart watch. What did you expect?

I just can't believe you pleasure yourself with the same hand your watch is on. I know. I'm left handed, but I wear watch like a right-handed dude. I bat right-handed, play pool left-handed. I'm a mess all over the map. You write left-handed? Yeah. Throw? Yes. Play guitar right-handed and I bat right-handed. Hmm. Wait, as I recall, and there's no offense or anything, yeah, wasn't like you were drilling frozen ropes around the ballpark batting right-handed.

Like do you think you were really good batting right-handed? Left-handed just doesn't, it feels impossible. Really? Yeah. Does not feel natural. Go ahead. I wish I was left-handed. As I say, when purchasing the new watch, did you specifically look for one that said, well,

not keep track of Wacken? Of Wank? Well, yeah, he put it on and did this. Yeah, just to see. September 16th, we made the star CEO, Brad Albert, wait in the green room for 40 minutes. Oh, yeah. I need a camera in there. I regret that, yes. Certainly didn't mean to do that. The same a camera in there. I regret that, yes.

Certainly didn't mean to do that. The same day we had the- But no one told us he was there. We had the Hey Dill guy in studio and didn't find out until closing remarks. I know, who knows? Maybe Ryan has something like that. I mean, he sent in lots of gay not gays. Yeah.

September 17th, Danny says he was the first person in Knox City to see the Vanessa Williams Penthouse magazine. Yep. There's no doubt. It's really hard to... Unless somebody in that city... To call him on that. Unless somebody in that city had a subscription, and even then, I think the retail outlets would have gotten their delivery at the same time. Because we got Penhouse and Playboy

at Bob's Super Safe Grocery Store. And we called them Cock Books. And you worked there. You worked there. I did, I worked at the grocery store. And we'd put those up on a shelf where only grownups could reach them. Or you actually would have to ask.

So you've got to deal with that. It's number one, small town, buying a dirty mag. And you've got to deal with that. Number one, small town, buying a dirty mag, and you've got to. Everyone knows who you are. Every, it's a thousand people in the whole city. And so you've got to ask for permission. So you knew dirt on anyone. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah. Yeah. And so when we opened up the box to stock the nudie mags, there's Vanessa Williams, like cover a penthouse, and yeah. into the bathroom no it didn't it wasn't an erotic watch you got about 2,000 steps yeah the one good thing about this watch is it's got GPS so it will tell me where I jerked off nice to keep a record of that activity in this corner of the house that's on on the next NBR. Heart rate 130. Why?

He's not moving. September 19th, Emily Jones tells Dan he needs better shoes. Which I think the moccasins might be a step in the wrong direction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I've been looking into shoes. People have been sending me their shoe ideas. That's the problem too. I know I need them, but then I'll probably get the wrong one.

Well, Silky sent you some Lucas. The Lucas are good. I'll wear those for sure. September 20th, Dan gives us his top five movies. Joker, Arrival, Goodfellas, Stepbrothers, and Floating. Yes, the Floating 5th. The coveted Floating 5th fifth because anybody could be in there at any day. Oh, okay. Could be the Godfather. What? I thought it was a movie called Floating.

Yes, so did I for a second. The floater is just not sure who to put in that fifth. It's very hard with... There's been like, in the history of Hollywood, there's been hundreds, maybe thousands of movies. Maybe. The Joker is your favorite? Is that what you said? It's among the top five, yes. Yeah.

Joker. The one with, what's his name? Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's cool. It's a good film. Are you watching the series on HBO?

Penguin? Penguin, yeah. You watching that? No. It's really good. Is it really? I saw one episode and I loved it. Really? Yeah. Okay, I'm into things that are good. If you know me for five minutes, this is a guy who likes things that are good. What a stretch. September 23rd, Dan says the last time he had sex before 5 p.m. was when he was trying to have kids. And it was real sterile and.

Yeah. I think that's true. The one exception could be hotel room check-ins. Do you guys do that? I'm with you. If you're checking into a hotel room, it's kind of like, oh my God, this is different and all of a sudden we're all as horny as we've ever been.

Like we've never dated before. It's great. And then five minutes later, on to the book club. Let's go to Applebee's. September 23, Dan advises that you go bald in your 20s, so you look the same in your 40s. I stand by that. You should.

Because Bob did that and lapped you. That's right. No, people will run into Bob today and say, man you look great I haven't seen you in 20 years but you look awesome you look the same. And they hand me a donation. Dan, I didn't hear about your condition. And then last two from September 27th. Dan did Whippets at a Grateful Dead concert and left his keys in his car door and no one stole it. I'm so glad you're keeping a diary, mainly of the stuff that he does and says. These are important little moments

that we need to remember in our lives. When we have AI recreations, I will be able to make him. Yeah. From all the stuff I have. And then last one. Danny did Whippets at the Barley house. I did, one time. Yeah. One big inhale.

All right, and then I'm gonna leave you with one piece of audio. I know what this is. And again, not my idea. I believe this was our good, good buddy AP's idea. But I'll execute a good idea. I believe this was our good good buddy AP's idea, but I'll execute a good idea. Here is every viewer male nickname from the month of September. Birthday emails. We have Dear Uncle Tongue Mop. Hello Uncle Muff Maestro. Dear Tio Twat Taster.

Dear Tio Twatt Taster. Tio? Ola Senor Crack Spackler. Dear Fur-Fur Mower. Greetings and Salutation Slit Liquor. Uncle Beav. Dear Captain Hatchet Wound. Dear Uncle Lint Liquor. Dear Uncle Santa Claus, three years into an HIV diagnosis looking ass.

Dear Uncle Squirt Swallower, horse bleep Dan horse bleep McDowell, according to Kevin Turner. I'm doing today's birthdays. Hello Colonel Cream Pie. Oh, wow. Yeah, welcome. Step right into it. Welcome. Dear Gash Guzzler, dear Monsieur Minj Uncle Uncle, I won't say that, C. Crusher.

That's where he draws the line. Right. It's good to know there is one. Dear Uncle Tongue Puncher, Dear Dan Fahrenheit, Uncle Cave Crusher, Hello Commissioner of Clits and Bits, Dear Uncle Squirt Funnel, Dear Professor Trim Trainer, dear Uncle Gash Guzzler, dear Gash Führer, Kyle Führerburger, dear Evenings Only Sex Machine Dan, What Up Candy Lickers, dear Uncle Cream Canal, dear Colonel Inguss and the fellow Asios, dear Lieutenant Labia, dear Flicker of the Fur Berry, greetings Uncle Clam Slammer, Ola Tio Twat Omelette,

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This is the March MBR from this past April when TC and Jorts sat in with us It's that time of the month. Oh, yeah the dumb zones It's that time of the month. Oh yeah, a little video shot. It's time for the Dumb Zones monthly business review. Kip on the couch. And now the king of all note takers, here's Blake Jones. We were up 16 subscribers in the month of March. Look at that, folks. I'm serious.

That's legit. OK. I think we were down five in February. I don't want to hear about that. The market is up 400 today. That's a 21 point swing here, fellas. So great job. Let's start with Bad Bits.

I'm on board. Yeah. Did you, uh. Part of the business review. You know what? I want a review of what's the YouTube numbers. Because I think they've gone up tremendously over the last month.

I'm not trying to give this fool a raise. Give this, give our research department a little bit. Bad Bits. Bad Bits, going back to the fourth of March. Asking for a meet and greet because you have cancer. I think somebody tweeted at Ben Stiller if they could meet up, hey I got cancer, I might die, can I meet you before I meet my maker? Such a complicated judgment. Yeah, do you call the doctor first to verify?

Oh, there's a, I mean without a doubt, Make-A-Wish has to have, you know, because they're getting it from the hospital I would imagine. I don't think you could fake make a wish, Cartman. Yeah, no, this isn't make a wish. I know. So I'm saying Twitter. Right. But like once it becomes not make a wish, how much verification? I mean, people do scams all the time. So I wonder how much you could sell it. But it's a tough thing because like, I don't want to judge you. You're dying. But I also feel like if you're dying memory or experience, your dream involves a streaming show on Apple TV Plus or whatever. That's a really weird life. Maybe she loves fake Tom Cruise from the Ben Stiller show.

Great reference, Dan. Yeah, I didn't catch it. from the Ben Stiller Show. Great reference, Dan. Yeah, I didn't catch it, sorry. Yesterday we said QR codes for menus is a bad bit. That made the list, because yesterday was the 31st, and that's how this works. One more, this is a bad and a good. The bad, apparently I guess Duolingo had an owl and it died. Oh yeah. Yeah, that was their bit. Which was bad. Apparently I guess Duolingo had an owl and it died.

Oh yeah. Yeah, that was their bit. Which was bad, however they did follow it up with a good in that Duolingo tweeted at the MAVs and said, let's review your mistakes trading Luka Donchich. Yeah, that was very good. The owl died, it was run over by a cyber truck. Okay. Shot at Elon.

Just telling you their bit. Are you not familiar with the history of mascot and brand deaths? Didn't they try to merc like Mr. Peanut or something? All of a sudden? Brands do this every now and then where they're like oh, Grimace has AIDS.

Get to McDonald's now. Yeah, it's just to get in the news. And it worked. Look. Did they kill's just to get in the news. Yeah. And it worked. Look. Did they kill William Shatner in the Priceline commercials? Yeah, something like that. Not everybody has Danica Patrick's bush to drive traffic.

Could that be used to start a war? Could they say, hey, look, the Burger King raped Wendy's? I mean, I mean I Legitimately jump to raped well. He's providing an example for this thought exercise, and I appreciate it all right. We're a yes and show I Legitimately have always wondered I made this reference the other day to Dan I'm looking at everything through Trump and Elon now, okay? Where people are just like well there was a way that we always did this. And somebody else came in and was like, I don't wanna do it that way.

They're like, you can't. And they're like, fuck you. So what I'm saying is, I've always been very interested in the rules around negative advertising. Is it just unwritten? Is it like, don't be uncouth? Is it, you know what I'm saying? Like what are the rules on implying

that the Burger King raped Wendy? There's definitely cartoon porn of that. I know, but why, yes, of course. But if Wendy's, what is the law against it is what I'm saying. I'm sure the FTC has some sort of thing on this, but it is kind of interesting that no one's tried the, you know. It would get them in the news. Yeah. That's what a real low level place needs to do.

You know what they need to do to reference his two days in a row? They just need to hire Chris Hansen and film a commercial where Ronald walks in. Hey, Ronald. It's good to see you here. And he's just rubbing his temple like, oh, shit. But it was actually Jack Sauce there, so now he'll bring Jack.

Got the chat logs on the Jacksauce. This is a new one. I doubt it'll stick. But we have a lot of gummy thoughts on the show, and I thought I would just mark the gummy thought of the month. OK. It's a prestigious award.

A lot of pressure. We'll see if it sticks. But I did like this one, and I've thought about it a lot. Jorts doesn't like when inside shows go outside and I'm with him Like when the office decides to take their bus to the park or yeah something like that if a show is inside It needs to stay inside and that's that's stuck with me. What's he talking about that because of severance They had one episode Maybe that's where it started that they all went all went out camping and they're out in the woods

or whatever. No. Was it good? No. Makes total sense. You remember whenever your favorite childhood sitcoms would try to do like a theme park episode? Like Full House Gang.

It's not a good look. I'm with you. I never noticed it, but yeah. Yeah. It's a good bit. So thank you you. I never noticed it, but yeah. Yeah, it's a good bit So thank you George. How about this thing? Things Dan and Jake want with the YouTube numbers real quick go for it. Oh He's gonna jump on oh, yeah, Clayton. Oh, yeah, who just started working with us so approximately a month ago

So our views are up a,000. Two? Wow. You've been here two months, right? Yeah, two months. Started in February. How about that? Yeah, views up. Average watch time is up to 30k over the 3k that's normally there.

Wow. What does that mean? A 10x? Just go with it. That's incredible. This is Jake's bid on exit VLO. We don't know what the? A 10x? Just go with it. That's incredible. This is Jake's bid on exit VLO. We don't know what the bar is.

It's watch time in hours. So over the last 28 days, we've averaged 30,000 hours of watch time over the normal three days. And it was three. Yes. Feels like that's results, baby. That is 10x, bro. Subscribers?

Subbies are up 296 over the last 28 days and that is double the normal number normally it would go up a hundred something a month you're saying now it's 200 something 296. Okay Now when this comes the risk the results speak for themselves now when the results come back to the mean Are you also gonna chime in and say do the next day 100% Blake? I am an honest broker and Keep this information fair and balanced things Dana Jake want Jake wants to see Down syndrome kids crying over John Cena. Yeah, I think if, I don't necessarily want to see it, but in the world of social media where you like, film your kid telling them that this or that happened,

when John Cena turned heel. Oh, like, oh, okay. Not an April Fool's joke and tell him John Cena died? No. But let them watch it. They were probably watching often times big wrestling fans in that community I would like to see how they reacted March 6th that we want a fridge and a printer I think for the studio And then March 7th and Jake want to be executive produce produce. We want to easy TV Oh, I said you want me to when do we win a fridge? Sorry. What was the thing executive producer? March 7th and Jake want to be executive produce TV

When do we win a fridge sorry, what was the thing executive producer he's a DZ TV which is Already be already made happen. They probably gotten a lot better since then too. So so I got an email the other day I want to be clear. I really really like doing round ball talk. I think that show was super fun I think it had potential to be really really good for a long time. I'm no longer doing it. Why but Mike Marshall who I did I did the show with He is definitely in the cabal of people who has lone star Emmys Mm-hmm, and I believe our show one of our episodes was, was submitted for a Lone Star Emmy, because I got like an entry form.

Were you on it? Yeah. One that you were on? I was on every episode. Okay, I thought. Not just the specific little cutaway bit, but it was a whole 22 minute up. And we ran them on Channel 29.

What I'm telling you is next year we need to get one. I think you just have to kind of sign up. We've got DZTV. OK. Take one of our better episodes. Let's ask John Kukla how to do that. I think it's pretty much a form, I think. Now we've made fun of it for years.

If we apply for one and don't win, it will certainly be very dumb. Yeah, let's do it. Write that down, Blake. OK, very dumb. All right. Yeah, let's do it. Write that down, Blake. OK, I did. All right, time capsule. Jake says he'll watch 100 innings of Rangers baseball by the end of May.

Oh, yeah. You're on a good pace? Yeah. I watched four innings last night. I watched rocker. That's rough. Which was not four innings. I think it was three.

But I actually did watch. And I watched probably ten over the weekend So the pace is strong good for at least by the end of May. Yeah, I'm gonna give you a long time Jared Sandler believes Wyatt Langford will be top 5 in MVP voting in two years to track in that and then March 24th Jake thinks in our lifetime. No one will be paralyzed Can I give you a gummy thought? Instead of holding it. I had this one too related. I think it's almost a guarantee that in my lifetime I

have to explain to somebody that I used to wear eyeglasses. It just feels like the classic thing that would become anachronistic where you're like yeah I just wore glass on my face. We have LASIK and I had it yet now I wear glasses again. It seems like that really kind of died, the technology there died off as far as like the innovation and development but it just, if you give it 30, 40 more years the way things are headed, I just can't see you putting a piece of glass on your face. I mean, you're trying to explain that.

I think people, some people like the look. Now that's possible. I should say for functional eyewear. But yeah, like your great grandkids, like what you used to do what you're like, well, they were kind of like little telescopes, little microscopes that I wore on my face. What if you had a prescription windshield? Love it. Or it changes with each person that sits there, like it reads your eyes. Honestly, I wrote down on my gummy thought here, but didn't say to you what I really ... My thought was, how come there are no other times you look through glass and the image gets better?

Like eyeglasses. So then I started thinking about all this, like what if you just had a window, like out to a field, but it's magnified plus 4.7 for your nearsightedness. I think one thing you're not. I was really high. Yeah, maybe your ceiling is that window,

and then you can see the stars closer. I think you're forgetting the era that we're about to get into of smart glasses. That's going to be first. There will be a wearable era for about 20 or 30 years, I think. And then the chip will be implanted into you? Right. Yeah. How about this? The Roseanne Bar. What's the website? Doesn't feel like we've done a lot of these lately. No,

we haven't. Roseannegame.com. Yeah, they're still working on the standings pay or leaderboard or something. I forget what feature they had. Only three submissions. Steve Smith Sr., I think was a carryover from February, but I didn't add it. It's a good one though. Dale Hanson. Yeah, I'd love to get Dale on soon. And Jason Whitlock.

Yep. Are you a Roseanne? Dale Hanson is a busy. Wearing sexual and racial barriers do not exist. Right. In our world, we see all people the same. Anybody can be a Roseanne. Whitlock replied to Tiger's tweet and just said,

it was the first comment I saw. It just said, so happy for you, brother. But he's got to be joking too, right? Like, ho ho, I'm going to be part of this. There's no way he's that dumb. No, his show will probably be about it. Oh, I forgot. One anchored phrase battened down the hatches.

That was our only submission. Let's get to this one. It's my favorite. Dan fights with his wife. A robust file. On March 28th, we recently talked about this, obviously, but Dan fought with his wife over a double standard. When she has a work event, he has to go.

But you enjoyed it. It was fine, yeah, it was good. The cowboy party? It's not the point of whether I would enjoy it or not. It's whether I just want to be able to say no. Yeah, it's control. And then just have her immediately say, okay, because you said you don't want to. Boy, dude, this continued into the car as we were driving there. Oh, of course it did.

Because, and again, I was fine to go, whatever. Talked to my friend who's grounded and helping me through some difficult times mentally. And that was the crux of the argument. And she's just like, one time I asked one thing, I never ask anything. and that was the crux of the argument, and she's just like, one time, I ask one thing, I never ask anything, I never ask you to do anything. And like, you know how often I hear that? At least a couple times a month I hear,

never ask you to do anything, I'm just asking you to do this one thing. You wanna know how at my worst what an asshole I was? You need to keep a list. I did to know where, how, at my worst, what an asshole I was? I did. Oh good. Okay. I spent about a year of anytime she said you always do that or you never do that or you never help with this or you always help with this. I actually had a list and a couple of times I was like, you know,

you've been saying that and here they are. I went Chris Hansen on her. See, I just need to, that's awesome. Here's the crazy part is she was like, you know, you've been saying that And here they are I went Chris Hansen on her. See I just need a little that's awesome I did here's the crazy part is she was like you're right The fights over no No, it doesn't help it makes it worse That's why the answer is to just never care about any of it. No. Just let it all go. We need the list. Just let it all go. Then the other one, March 17, she'll ruin the perforation on the soda 12 pack.

Yeah, I mean, you'd be surprised. For me, the animal, I actually don't do that, because I like to open and push all the sodas through. It's made to be a dispenser there's an opening in it like the size of your hand rip it open so that they all roll out yeah like it's made for like they do and I always set them in there real nice and you know organized and I used to be a bar back used to have to get the the beers from the bottom

and set them out and then I'd rotate them and all that kind of stuff. It was great, loved it. It was a great job for me. It's good for you, yeah. For me. Were you as stoked as I was when they came out with the fridge pack?

What's that? You could just open the corner of it. Oh yeah, that's a great bid. Yeah, but she wouldn't have done that. Turned my mountains. I'm saying. Opened it from the middle. Yes, just ripped the whole thing open.

So I buy her beer, you know, like Bud Light Lime or something. Although she's kind of in the Lone Star these days, so maybe we're good with that. But she, so she'll buy it for herself occasionally when I forget to stock her up. And she'll just... so we put the beer in the crisper drawer in the out... it's the garage fridge, you know, our old fridge from in the kitchen. So I will, like a bar back, I'll lay it in there and you know, so it's all nice and easy to get out and all that kind of stuff. She'll just put the whole box in there. That's so.

She put the box of a case in there, and then just kind of rip a hole, enough of a hole open to pull one beer out. No concern for the next time. The same way. And I got to realize, I'm probably the weird one. But she'll do that with the big big thing the toilet paper the 12 equals 48 Toilet paper rolls cut a little raccoon hole and pull one out sure no

I cut it nicely along the top so that you can easily take them out, and it's gonna remain looking good She'll like yes rip it open as much as you could just somehow smush a toilet paper roll and get it out of there somehow. That's messed up man. And then it's like hanging there and it's... No I don't like that at all. I just like things to look nice. I do too but again at some point you just realize... Oh I have.

Not everybody cares about the things you care about and the quicker you can not care about that. Dude I've had a game this week where there was this leaf lying in the middle of the floor. Oh, no. And I decided. A bait leaf. I just want to see. No, you don't.

This is really bothering me, this leaf. Like it's a leaf the dog brought in or something. Yeah. And it's a big leaf. And it's in our living room. The fucking big leaf. And it's right over by the couch. She sits on the couch.

I sit in the chair. As it should be. So it's right near her seat. And I'm like, well, it's near her seat. This is really, it's bothering, like I'm twitching when I walk through the room. I'm like, I'm not going to pick this leaf up. I'm not going to pick this.

It lasted me two and a half days. I picked the leaf up. But she could going to pick this. It lasted me two and a half days I picked the leaf up. But she could walk past that leaf. She doesn't care. There'd be a whole pile of them. She'd jump in it. You should add one a day. I was going to say move it closer.

Like put it on her seat. It's going to be towards Mitchell. Lay it on her pillow in the bed and see if. Like I'm the weirdo. I get it. Yeah, yeah. Jake has a buddy. Oh, it's been a minute.

It's a big month for Jake has a buddy. I'm gonna run through these, but I want you to stay with me because I have three Dan has a buddies. Oh good. Jake has a buddy who lives in Portland and is not into sports. Jake has a buddy who uses chat GPT as a therapist, who bought a 350 for tax write-off purposes, whose uncle didn't call him on his birthday, who was in line for the Texas giant

when the lady got decapitated, who had a sunrise wedding. A buddy named Gavin who used to work at the bomb factory, has a buddy who rode a mini horse. And has a buddy who got divorced whose ex-wife turned into a helpful around the house lady once they got divorced. Man, there were not even any repeats there.

Strong list. That was like nine fellas. Dan has a buddy who moved to Portland and was surprised no one cared about sports there. Dan had a buddy who decapitated chickens for fun and now runs the Ohio Bigfoot Association. And Dan has a buddy who had sex with both of his stepsisters. Had sex with both of the guys own stepsisters to be clear.

It wasn't my stepsister. Not Dan's stepsisters. No. Of which I have one. Yeah. Yeah. And her husband now interviews Trump. You see they were together? No, like I think Clay Travis was in the White House. Very cool, man Doing a sit-down with Trump Kim spins do and remind you we have kim spin comm if you want to take a spin on the Kim spin wheel Only one unique for this month. You're up to five hundred and thirty eight total But just notes from the show. I got a pee. I'll make this quick

March is this your ender. Yeah, I know okay, because I have something and I have month like review. It's not an ender Go ahead March 3rd Remember we had the guy with two wives in studio. Yeah from scenario And he followed up with a picture. Yeah. Of them all just kissin'. Yeah. Kissin'. Old data throuple.

Dan confuses Schlotzky's and Quizno's because of olives. They built their whole marketing around putting giant cans of olives, like all lining the walls. And, uh, could never understand that. Giant cans of olives like all lining the walls and Could never understand that March 12th dance conundrum about his friend's boyfriend cheating on her, but he was really cool So you didn't quite know what to do. Yeah I was friends with the girl right classic said and then the guy she brought in was awesome Have I ever smoked a cigarette with her? Yeah She brought in was awesome. Have I ever smoked a cigarette with her? Yeah

Yeah, she's in she's in Cleveland at the bar March 13th the roast twins rating of Waco Kool-Aid by Andrew Duhan was garbo I've been using straight garbo in my personal life Jake was cited for jaywalking outside of a brand new concert By the way, I got a haircut today this morning, got the early cut. I talked to the haircut person, hairdresser, hair lady, and she went to the same show. This is how you know when you're a hardcore fan. I was like yeah it was a little bit like kind of weird right? She's like weird how? I was like we know like he didn't talk, you can't really see. I thought it was awesome mmm like to her it's I don't know this

is not like Severance but Eternal Sunshine like that little thing that happened with the singer it didn't happen didn't even register in her head what did at the time but now that they're back she's like I was just great to have him back yeah okay then it wasn't weird I'm weird yeah March 17th the question came up on the show When was the last time you saw your dad's dick? Clayton's answer was the age of 28 Yeah, we got a we got a Clayton deep dive in the barrel somewhere here

We need to fire at some point the same day during Matt Brunig's audio grab bag the guy that Recommended you drink a liter of olive oil a day Brunig's audio grab bag the guy that recommended you drink a liter of olive oil a day That was very stuck with me very good the same day Dan goes out on the limb saying ordering online is great Just thought that needed to be said March 18th. What are you springing up everything we said all month? How many times that I use the word V? Probably find it Jake says the JK March March 18 Jake bled during the show oh His head yeah

Gamer March 21st we find out edible arrangements are already a thing I thought I invented it like March 20th. Yeah, what they need to do now is do the edible Underwear for edible. They're just all hide Okay, be yeah. Oh, this is weird The edible underwear for edible. They just all hide you okay? Yeah, this is weird Jake says cops are getting hotter It's fact a hundred percent fact Jake has done ecstasy with his brother Jake's dog killed his neighbor's chicken Steve no yellow called us gay for going to Stars game the guy at the Alito remote was on Married at First Sight. And then last two.

There's a place in San Antonio that sells corn called Corn Hub, and I think we need to go find it. Love it. Let's check it out. And then the last thing, one of the- I'll get some mature-y lotus. Ha ha ha. Last thing which was unbelievable,

I can't believe you said this. 21st Jake says that Eddie money is the Mike Saroy of rock music Yeah, you just can't have a bad time listening to Eddie money. I think you can't reason that's what I'm saying Nobody's like boy. This guy's the best ever At this whole thing, but you're like I definitely don't ever have a bad time whenever I'm hanging out with it You know nobody thinks it's an artistic genius They just know they'll have a good time when they hear two tickets to paradise money of all people

And there's your in beer. I'm with you a little bit Blake monthly Blake review from Alec He says he put it into sections like Blake does for the MBR. I'm really like, see, he had a bragging section, another section. I'm going to focus on his section of Run the Ball Blake for this month. He noted every one of them. I highlighted the ones that I want to breed today,

just to let you know. I've pared this down. I did pare it down. No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm trying to show growth in myself. at is a very long email the first one I did I think I read the whole thing to put it as a separate episode. Yeah, you guys We're falling asleep and everything So I'm just trying to

Trying to help your show Trying to help your show Negative stance and help your show. It's a negative stance and help your show. Run the ball, Blake. Will only go to places that it takes three hours or less to travel. He did agree to Cabo. Okay. He doesn't like QR code menu.

Oh yeah, that's a, again. He changed his dentist due to the fees. He doesn't like QR code menu. Oh yeah, that's a, again. He changed his dentist due to the fees. That was a subby submission. I support Robert in that. That's 23 duo right up the middle right there. He's against expanding the bracket and he's anti-women's tournament overall. Yep, little toss sweep, hit the alley.

He's annoyed by teenagers hanging out at the local park. Yeah, it's a kid's playground. 27X crack toss. And at the baseball field, he prefers the roof open, especially on opening day. I mean, that's just, that's your first play being a run. Just let the other team know, kind of afternoon they're in for.

Yeah. I've enjoyed this guy. Okay, enough NBRs. Tomorrow's episode will be the best of closing remarks with a special ending to the show where we'll play all of Drop Beth's drops from the last year. Isn't that exciting? All shows are free this week. Lawyer roundtables will be Thursday and Friday with a new business Wednesday for you on Wednesday. We're doing the best we can to give you something to listen to while the musers are

out. I mean, while we're out. Talk to you tomorrow. So Thank you.