The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 7-11-25 PREVIEW | Schotty was the most predictable play caller and it's free Slurpee day

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

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I think the people, like all these people we've met wouldn't have happened without that. You know? The Water Burger Show. The summer event. I mean, doesn't that? Jake does not have a car tray with his logo and Water Burger. Or 180 others.

To where little tiny baby Jake would just be so proud of. Also like I do talk to dudes at the ticket like almost. Oh yeah all the time. I feel like we have to give the obligatory like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I talked to... I'm like, it was tough. Yeah, we're texting with dudes who were like, hey, I think I'll stop by the Whataburger. You know, no, it's every... It's nothing against the people there. I'm sure that there are emotions on the other side too that could get people riled up. And I don't like... That's why I don't like...

I'm not good at this. I'm good at now at not getting riled up I'm not good at but I do love them once I get there personally. I love the format here I love being able to do this or that. I don't know. I love gotta go gotta go So true there's a need for it six after Dan that was needed It's six after, Dan. Come on. That was needed. Let's see here, let's do a couple of quick hits.

We had a swatting incident in Dallas last night. These often go horribly wrong, fatally. We're all familiar with the term. This one happened at 5 a.m. in Dallas, just before 5 a.m. And the three responding officers speeding to the call where they had received a report of gunshots fired,

crashed into a civilian. A female civilian driver of a car. So wait. These are the stories you don't hear about. That's just a fake call to say there was gunshots, like there wasn't gunshots fired. No, it's a there's a gun in this house or somebody in here has a hot It's the point to get the police to show up and kick in that person's door. This is a very this is a real problem I mean, I'm sure some of it is a rainbow party

Like Oprah whatever but this happens like there's a lot of dead people There's a lot of people in jail from this, but you don't think about how dangerous it is Just the fact that cops have to drive there Like obviously if they make it they bust in you think that's horrible, but just the act of responding to a call Yeah, I never think of the drive over to be that dangerous. It is though, dude. You got morons out there and cops driving 100 miles an hour and you're trying to bob and weave it. I bet that these accidents happen a lot more than we think.

Because cops don't want to, you think they want to run to the media and be like, I collided with my partner. They should fly there, it's a lot safer. In AE-11? That's true. You'd always make it. A couple more local quick hits here. There was a convenience store robbery in Lake Worth

last night. Bullfrogs. Bullfrogs, huh? I don't think I knew that one. That's close to Springtown. That is close to Springtown. Fireman, fake fireman, Mike, back on for the rest of the show. Just don't move your mic.

So, they caught these two, it was a couple, they caught this couple seven minutes later, and the news story noted something about how they were able to catch them. This was also in the four o'clock hour at a convenience store, though it did not say which convenience store. And I'm curious because it notes

that the officers were responding to the panic response button. Which you never think about being at a gas station because a lot of gas stations now, I mean they have a guy with a gun, you know. They're on the phone already, but I've seen it enough in TV. I know. Panic button right there. I know. So they hit the panic button. Nobody called the cops for fun.

The stat. No, the staff is being robbed. And they said, let me get a little panic button down here. OK, wait. Now we're not on the swatting story. No, I'm sorry. So this place got robbed that's right Lake Worth the Bullfrogs everything threw me off dude. The Bullfrogs of Lake Worth gets robbed. Cops weren't called. It was gonna be a quick hit just because the interesting note in the story was the panic button and then I thought we'd talk about that for a couple seconds. I see. That would be like the moving.

But I think my contribution was a really pretty entertaining part of that story. I agree. Thanks guys. I agree with that. Uh, big news, news big enough that Clayton needed to text me during the show of this one this one but you check slack up i put news in their life captain it's always

i'm telling you are using it we're gonna do and i get to get back on it i'm gonna be slack guy it's good for news uh... but you remember our love affair with uh... maybe it's the same one. Let me look at Slack real quick. Oh, I'm not signed in.

What is it? Bawadia? It's 7-Eleven. Oh. Slurpy Day. My story? Slurpy Day. Okay, do you wanna do yours? That's not a good story?

I just opened Slack to expect like a great news story, but it's the same 7-eleven Slurpee day once a year every year Trayvon Micah day Once why would he be so defeated by this I have just guaranteed Run the ball guy who's always looking for a discount promo or a deal on the way home You can have a free Slurpee what even but is? But a part of run the ball guy is Who's checking for Slurpees? You want a discount that you feel like no one else has. I can piss off for free. And you don't want to wait in a line And they're gonna be sold out. They're not gonna have cups. The floor is gonna be sticky It's not worth going. Probably get a slight bit of like

Feeling racist when you walk in there, you know, cuz the guys. I won't take you guys be smirching my beloved 7-eleven I'm pro 7 the greatest coffee in the world step out of my way to get like a free frozen cup of Juice, it's not it does not move the needle What does move back to Russia what does move the needle speaking of Russia is? What does move the needle, speaking of Russia, is the actress known as Lily the AT&T girl, aka Melania Vintrub. Perfect. Stepping back into the public light with her new project, Only Philanthropy.

What? Where she will be posting, not like pen or like cream pie photos, but sexy photos. You could sign up to raise money for the wildfires. And 100%, like no bullshit, I don't even think any woman could dispute this. This is the most attractive woman who's ever lived. I love her. And now she's selling something, and you get to probably write it off for taxes, right?

I don't know. Do we get to write it off, or does she get to write it off? Yeah, let's donate to her. I've DM'd with her. Yeah, she was on the show. I did a flirty photo shoot, and I'm trying something new. I love helping people people and I'm figuring out the best way to make the most of what I've got to do that. And that's a very encouraging development because if you remember for a while when she became AT&T girl and they started running during sports, like during the NFL, the next season she put the pups away and the AT&T commercials because everybody was like What are you even selling?

All I see are the pups Yeah I'm in that's feminine. She's a good person. It's feminism. Yeah, she's from the block, you know, she's from behind the she's a Feminism, yeah, she's from the block, you know. She's from behind the, she's a Soviet baby. I respect that though, just for the woman that's like, yeah, no, I've got a phenomenal figure and- Gotta use what you have. If I can feed 30 families with it.

Now of course, if she would have sex with somebody, that's like a horrible- My gosh, how many families would we feed with that? Villages. Villages. You know what? Chaos guy from Allstate or whatever. What's his name?

Mayhem. Mayhem. Damn it. Mayhem, also a friend of Bad Radio. 7-Eleven also today. God bless. No one cares. They're introducing Tongtoos, a temporary tongue tattoo that appears after sipping a Slurpee. Available in blue, green, red, and purple featuring the Slurpee S logo.

It will be handed out to loyalty members of select 7-eleven. Blake, I can tell your vibes are low. Would you like me to save you? Yeah. I mean, your tongue turns whatever color the Slurpee is anyway. Not with an S logo. Ready, Blake? Yeah. I can do this. You guys all are going to stop and go to 7-11 today. The worst part is you won't.

You just like bringing up this story and you won't go get one. You don't know anything about me. Have you already gone to get it? I'm just saying. He could walk there barefoot. Yeah, I might ground there. You might ground all his ass all the way up there. I'll save this for you, Blake, OK?

The Fort Worth Zoo successfully hatched two critically endangered crocodiles. There you go, idiot. You like that? This is the third consecutive year. I just told you about a tongue, too. Dario hatchlings at the zoo, making it the only institution in North America to achieve this.

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