The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 7-15-25 PREVIEW | Dumb Zone TV watching: Osama bin Laden and the Poop Cruise

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

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And here's why. Because there was the Bachelorette ladies. There was the guy who was there with his fiance and his potential father-in-law. And then finally, there was a father and a daughter. In present day, I think she's probably 19, 18. And maybe this was filmed a couple years ago, let's say it was filmed in like 22. She was 9 or 10 at the time when Poop Cruise happened.

So he's like a 62 something mid 60s looking guy, I think like Latino slash Native American guy. And they got him in here to just let you know there were children. Think of them. As you're getting hammered on the poop cruise and fights are spilling out. There were families here as well. It wasn't just all people getting hammered. And they parade this guy throughout this documentary to make it seem like they

were at fucking Auschwitz. He's like, uh, I didn't know if I was gonna get her home. I didn't know her mom was never gonna let her see me. And you can almost tell the girl thinks he's lame. Like she's hugging him. Listen to this. Oh, all the way back. Bo-Bo.

Bible stuff. I had it all planned out for it to be great, but then it turns so bad. That's like, this is not what I wanted. Crying. That I failed. Don't look at me, because then I'll look at you. It was just a bad situation and then I'll what you about you then I'll cry Yeah, then when he stops talking you can hear her go Sorry, don't look at me cuz I'm just a bad situation and nothing you could do about it Yeah. Piano.

Dude, I'm not saying it didn't suck, but you were not going to die, right? You were in the Gulf of Mexico. America and Mexico are figuring this out. They were just going to inconvenience for a few days to a high degree, I agree, but they're acting. Every documentary does this now. We got to find one person to cry and to be a baby about it these other girls are like poop it yucky this

guy's like my daughter sustained trauma that she'll never recover from because of the poop did you pull any audio from her mom no but it was the same sort of deal she pulled Nancy Grace yeah her mom wasn't even with her. And as soon as she gets a call, she reacts the same way, like my daughter's going to die. She's on the news that night in a fucking business suit. She looks like a lady who is married to this guy. She's a Galveston lady, right?

And she put on her best pants suit and appeared on television and was like, yes, my daughter is, the whole thing was great. CNN couldn't get enough of it, you know? And that's another part of it, is learning how big the cable news networks influence the shit we remember.

Cause the, Brooke Baldwin, the anchor is like, at first I'm thinking, why are we doing this story? There's like two wars in the middle East. We've got this going on on wall street and their boss at the time was new. And he's like, we're doing all poop crews this week. So she's like, we started booking scientists who knew about what happened. If you ingested fecal particles. We started doing like therapists on what your life would be like if you were confined like that.

This guy just made a decision and then this was a story. And it was like the right one? Yeah, they did great. Great ratings, killed it. Poop Cruise. So. It'd been awesome if it was a themed cruise. Like dude, perfect Poop Cruise. Oh my gosh that one wouldn't the funniest one would be Leonard skinner

I want to do the news. I also have to quickly go to the bathroom Do you want me just to start the news and then I'll be right back no. Oh, okay, then you guys are gonna Uh, what's a quick break? We'll take a quick break Blake We'll take a quick break. Blake, for the uh, the audio portion, we can just say we're pausing it. Okay. And then we unpause it, but I'll take a quick break. Okay.

Don't pop it! Alright, yeah. Unpause. For sure. Here's Jay with the Dumb Zone News. I think the spider gone. Oh, no You guys didn't mess with them. Did you no definitely not dude kind of flamed out in Utah? I figured it happened in Cleveland eventually

Donovan Mitchell yeah here clay Thompson's nailing is the spiders girl. Yeah, I want to play So chip and Jojo are in the news. Aren't they making people mad? They have gone woke with a capital W because they have committed the sin of featuring on their television and content network a design show with a same-sex couple. Honestly, how did it take this long? Jesus, dude. I only knew gay people existed because my mom worked in design. Are they two guys or two girls?

Two haunts. Two lipsticks. It's husbands. One of them, one of the families they're working with is husbands. Jason Hanna and Joe Riggs. They have a ten-year-old, or they have ten-year-old twin sons. The show started last week. We need some of that, some of it to come in here. Kind of look this over. We're looking to redesign the den. Yeah, did you know that, I mean, this may be for viewer mail tomorrow, but since we've mentioned it enough,

we were made aware there's a show on the Joanna has called mini-renny Am I and I are E&I so that's great. I think you got full clearance on Remo But yeah, it's a it's a show that follows follows three families and They've got two guys and their base is very upset about this. Yeah. Their base of what? I mean, they're on TV and stuff. No, you know what their base is. I mean, they are a, they're very, they speak about their faith often.

Okay, that's their thing. I never really watched the show. I'm just aware that they exist. Okay, well, this is, I mean, I don't know how to explain this, but they're popular in Waco. There's no one who's not gonna do that without their religion being part of their brand. So assume, if we're in Texas. It was a big part of David Koresh's brand, right?

Yeah, you might even say it's you know, whatever his name was was the guy the coach that norm caped for oh Guy killed not our Pryles the basketball coach yeah Dave Bliss yeah some level Dave Bliss where is Dave Bliss I don't know just asking or just wondering maybe he's been on there oh yeah that's Norm's podcast yeah he had a response, Chip Gaines. He had a post on X where he said, talk, ask questions, listen, maybe even learn. Too much to ask of modern American Christian culture. Judge first, understand later, never. So he's calling out people who are being quick to judge. We had a situation last night.

I was not on the road. But at 35 in Story Lane over in Dallas, a whole bunch of nails dumped out on the road. Oh, no. They had to close the freeway for over four hours. What a cartoon. So cartoon. What, I mean, like the only thing that could have been funnier is if it were peeled bananas. Yeah, just banana peels

Yeah, just a no return truck of nails you just got guys out there with push brooms How does discount tire fix your tire for free it stay in business How does Discount Tire fix your tire for free and stay in business? You gotta buy the tire from them, right? But you don't always have to buy the tire. So when they just fix your tire and do it for free. Have they done that for you? They do it every time. Like plug it?

Is that what they're doing? I don't know how you fix a tire. Maybe because... Shut up, Adam. This is the show, okay? Maybe it's like how Qualys and Community Mechanical do it. They're just like so... Like, you'd be willing to do that for me

when it's time to buy a tire. I do buy my tires there. I'm going to your place. There you go. So it's not really for free. They're doing it to because that's who we are and we think you would want to do business with someone like us. So yeah. And they got those little waters. Dude I love a little water. What am I gonna do? That's been your bit. With all this hand. Is your, is this a new bit for you? No they because you said you'll always take a water

That's not new that ever we go since I cuz I'm always like no My daddy's I and you're always like yeah, I'll take one like no matter where we are in fact if I go This is actually happened recently. I went to a discount tire, and it was empty and I was like where the waters they got me one Is the tiny water too tiny? It's the funniest shit ever dude. Like I, I, I lowkey judge my in-laws because they buy them. They don't know that. And for their house? Yeah. And I'm like do what you do. What are you doing there? I do like the- Sippy sip? I like the tiny soda. That's, but that makes sense. An eight ounce soda makes sense because. It's enough. It's enough.

You don't want to get the full, that's a great point Blake. But water. Good job Blake. The standard water bottle shouldn't go the other way. Right. Like if 20 or 16.9 is standard, then it should, no, that's ridiculous. If you are a child, then you have a child's cup.

But as an adult man if you Yeah, the tiny water But they do have a hand is just as big as it. I don't You're immediately carrying around the empty I'm always just holding tiny waters Probably good if it's your spit cup Because carrying around a bigger bottle would note don't have to I rock Lucy's you look really masculine spitting into a tiny water

Well, no, but I got the big bottle and you know You're walking through the AAC with your your dip in and now I got this big bottle, but it's hanging out of my pocket Got the tiny bottle. Yeah, I could see it Here here a funny story out of garland hip hip Got the tiny bottle. Yeah, I could see it. Hear hear. A funny story out of Garland. Hip hip. Oh. There's an area, a nature preserve over in Garland known as Spring Creek Forest Preserve.

You wear this? Let's cool it with how we identify a park in Garland. It's probably not a nice nature preserve. Spring Creek, what did I say? All those words. Spring Creek Forest Preserve. It looks nice in the pictures they selected for the news story. I bet it does.

Now, different place. So, the reason this is in the news is because about a month ago, the city of Garland's water utilities department accidentally destroyed it. So Garland. How? It was just a mix-up as far as like they they had the wrong spot they were supposed to go clear the city of Garland statement the city of Garland continues to gather information regarding the land clearing at Spring Creek Forest Reserve, piecing together the full picture of what happened. The city had initiated work to access a major sewer trunk line running along Spring Creek. Uh, but yeah, let's see. Yeah, that's it. They tore it up

Which is very garland You know, I was thinking about yesterday randomly with the the Trump news story on the soccer thing Trying to find an analogous situation to that Where he just wouldn't leave the field? Yeah, and it's a club team in a country he's not the president of or leader of. I mean, I have a couple of hypothetical analogies, but the closest one I could come up with was Prince Bandar and the Cowboys. Like, I can't think of another time I've seen a foreign leader like mixing it up with a with a

club sports ball sports team that doesn't help stare at that sports ball but then I was just thinking about how odd it would be if like if Clark Hunt was best friends with like you know Bashar al-Assad or something and the Chiefs win and it's just there's a foreign leader there. I can't forget that scene it was strange, strange imagery. Yeah they were talking about in that same panel with Jerry, Charlotte and Steven Prince Bandar would send fighter jets to the United States to pick up a VHS tape of the Cowboys game so he could watch it. Shut up.

That's awesome. Very North Korea, Chicago Bulls. But think about that though, there's a guy at a traffic control who's like, oh no, don't worry. That's the Cowboys tape jet. Let it in. Don't flag it. That's insane. 18 people are sick in Fort Worth at a

recycling center. This is a situation. Are they sickened by people mixing in their trash and not rinsing? Not rinsing bottles? Yeah, by my wife's insistence on not rinsing out. She drinks that Diet Coke stuff by the dozen. Sure. And I'll just watch her crush the can and throw it right in the little bin. And she wonders why that little bin is all dirty. Because we have an inside bin, and then we

have to carry that out to dump it in the outside bin. I recycle too much. I realize it. Where are you at on that? It's a scam. Yeah, I figured. I don't even know if this Granberry even offer it. Nope.

Because when I was out there, that's when I learned to get pretty OK with it. Because everything you have out there is cans and whatever. To me, it's jarring to be in Granberry or to be where my mother-in-law lives or whatever. And they're just like throw it all in the same thing Yeah, like a vacuum cleaner and I'm like, what are you doing? You're throwing that in the garbage. Yeah. Well, why don't you start recycling? We don't have recycling what yeah

like cuz my whole life is built around recycling like I have more recycling than garbage and Like I have more recycling than garbage and then I hear it's all BS. I don't think it all is. I think glass is... First the moon thing and now this. Well it's the all in one thing. That creates, people have to manually sort and the carbon footprint of that net negative. I've just seen enough that I'm like, eh.

But it just doesn't pass the smell test. It feels good. It does feel good. That's the thing, is it? It does, yes. It feels good. It makes me feel like I'm doing something that I'm probably not.

Right, and somehow it means they can charge you like 20 cents more for a water, right? And be like, oh, but it's recyclable. And I'm like, but I don't care. Or is it the one made out of human skin? I'll use that bottle. And it also, you know, I feel like, but I don't care. Where's the one made out of human skin? I'll use that bottle and it also you know I feel like okay. I can jack the air conditioning up Cuz I'm recycling I can I got carbon credit. I can abuse yeah like I can I'll just leave the shower on for an hour Because I'm recycling whatever you want

There you go. He's still burning trash in Granbury? No. Not around me. So, the people that got sick at this recycling center, I bring this story up because how many times have you been to a dump? Like spent time out in a landfill. Like had to go unload a bunch of stuff or whatever. Like a date? No, just like how many times have you made, I've only done it probably three or four times in my life And I feel like that's a lot. It sounds awesome. I don't think I ever have besides seeing it in movies. I've been several times I like it. It's a chunk and stuff obviously an indescribable smell right? Yeah, it's if you haven't been Where's the closest dump? There's one off 820 right like if you go out 820 West

Okay, yeah, it's close. They're one in Garland, off Centerville. And so one thing I remember seeing there is like little trash tornadoes type things. So when there's wind and there's a bunch of trash, there would be like little clouds and wind things of trash. That's what happened at this recycling center. A cloud of trash got 17 people sick,

18, 17 enough to go to a, or 17 treated there and one to the hospital from just working inside this building where all it is is just nasty stuff and air. And it circulates and people- You talking about a phase of a tornado? That's what it was like. It doesn't really, that's not a phase of a tornado? That's what it was like. That's not really a thing. That's what it was like. Never happened.

That sounds kinda cool. I'm telling you Dan, if you go to the landfill you need a mask. I was gonna say I think if I worked there I would want a mask. If you work there you do but if you're just going there you might not think about that. You need gloves, you need long pants for sure. And I think I want to wear a mask into public restrooms. I think I want to not associate with you. Just the poo particles.

There's poo particles all over the place. And they're outside too. Yeah, you need to be able to move through them. Like build up the immunity? Yeah. The impunity? Thanks, bro. I need more people drinking Lone Star.

They'll love my bits. I have a piece of news that just rolled in. OK. From space.com. Hello, space fans. Like this is news. That's not us. Hello, space fans.

We have a good roundup of stories for your daily read. Okay, so now you be the objective deciders on is this a good roundup if your first story they're going to mention is starting with new research showing that the planet Uranus is surprisingly warmer than expected. Cool. That's our good round, like, lots of great news today. Here's the big one that's going to suck you in to read the other ones. Uranus might, might be warmer than it.

And so let's now do a case study. What do you think that means? It's over 100 degrees? Is it over 1,000 degrees? Is it over...you think down, because it's farther from the sun. That's today's Space News, folks. I just don't know that science-wise,

I'm really ready to contribute today. I kind of supported the fake moon landing thing yesterday By the way, did you have the top button of that shirt buttoned up at some point today? I? Did Blake we're trying it I've tried it like we're in a golf shirt like Blake has a very nice go Oh, and then the chat said it looked like a cholo. Oh He's reading the chats. I don't think the butt, I, man. What are you doing? Hey, why don't you stay out of it and let me and my friend talk about his fashion.

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