The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 7-17-25 | Shane Gillis hosted the ESPY's and the Cowboys Hard Knocks trailer

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

To get every episode of The Dumb Zone, subscribe at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneLive from Station 222 in Denton, Jake nearly passes out, we uncover secret audio of the Cowboys' next Hard Knocks appearance, and the boys go joke by joke through Shane Gillis' ESPY's monologue. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey now! What you are about to hear is a free preview of one of this week's premium episodes of The Dumb Zone. If you would like to hear this program in full, along with the full archive... Ah, shit. If you would like to hear this program in full, with the archive of all of our past episodes, you can subscribe at DumbZone.com. Do you want someone to join us for this, like Taryn or? Here's someone I want to introduce you to at some point. You want to do it now?

Yeah. Robert, come up here for a sec. Do either of you know? Here, I'm going to can this. This gentleman walking up? Robert. Grab this mic. His name is Robert.

Hold on, don't say anything yet. His name is Robert. He's kind of the voice of Denton. Okay. And let's see if you can track down his voice. Hi Robert. That's so perfect. Go for it.

Hey Blake, how you doing? Did he do voice work for us? Is that this guy? You're listening to Versatent Down Zone. The Doom Zone. Yes, smooth. Nice to meet you sir. Robert's our voice guy. You're listening to Versa 10 Cowboys. Yes. Smooth. Nice to meet you sir.

Robert's our voice guy. Your quarterback number four Dak Prescott. Single setback 15 at the time. Zeke Elliott. Versa 10 Cowboys. The dumb zone. There he is. The dumb zone.

In the flesh. The dumb zone. How you guys doing? You're not here to like ask for money or anything. The dumb zone. You're not here to ask for money or anything. How do you know Blake? From UNT. Doing a lot of stuff with

North Texas and Argyle High School Football. He does a lot of voice work around Ditten. He's been the PA voice for plenty of didn't games that I was a part Of and then yeah, North Texas. So you have a sweet voice. How'd you ever get into that? I was a radio TV major took classes with Craig way who you may know and also we took those classes under the legendary late great Bill Mercer Mercer together

Play Blake's late great Bill Mercer. Mercer Moffia. We're in class together, Mercer Moffia. That's like smooth. Feel that voice. He's the best, man. Yeah, he's the best. Play Blake's, play Blake before he found him to do this stuff. How many? Just the, yes, talking to Blake all day and then talking to you.

Blake's like, I have a spot to do and then starts one way. Maybe his voice isn't that great but we always talk to you and I listen to myself and he's just an average. Yeah. There was a point in my career where I was voicing my own commercials when I shouldn't have

and then I learned, oh, I can just get Robert to do a few for me. And he calls me up and I always try to accommodate. I don't know what that's labeled as, so I can't find it quickly, but I need to be able to. Want to play that one for us? I don't think we can find it. I think you can.

You do the voice still now at North Texas games? I am the public address for football, men's and women's basketball, softball, soccer, track and field. Damn. Along with the UIL state championships, internal PA voice for the Cowboys on Sundays, and TWS sometimes. I'd like you to be my internal monologue voice. Just someone telling me what I should do. I don't know though, because I'd always be like, God? It doesn't even sound that authoritative.

Donate that. I'm like, oh, okay. Yes, sir. Here we go. Here's Blake. Since 1976, Orthopedic Associates has provided all-inclusive orthopedic services and expertise to Flower Mountain Lewisville. With eight board-certified physicians in orthopedic specialties, Orthopedic Associates offers

a full spectrum of musculoskeletal care along with in-house physical therapy and state-of-the-art technology including our digital imaging and open MRI and an on-site surgical center for more patient convenience. All this in one facility along with on-call availability 24 hours a day seven days a week enables continuity of care close to home. Orthopedic associates experience you can trust. It's over. So that was the one you put on the air like during the games? Oh yeah.

You didn't say you know, I should do that again, because I didn't pronounce continuity correctly. At the time, I didn't know you could edit, really. So I thought, I got to nail this in one take. And after I did that, I thought, I nailed musculoskeletal, so I'm just going to stick with it. Sure. And that's how Robert used to sound before his daily voice

lessons. So I feel like you've got somewhere to go. Well, nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you guys. Thanks so much for the voice work. No problem. Thank you. The headphones are weird.

And the headphones are going down again, Blake. I do think it has something to do with moving that mic and its connection with the other cables. But I should just do this and stop. Oh, maybe turn it back up. The Dumb Zone Presents Today in Three. Now, you're doing that on purpose. Should just do this stop Now you're doing that on purpose I am I'm over here jerk

99% fainted And you can't cut the crap for the sound for for one day You can't cut it out I don't want you to do a% faint. And I thought if I played with the sound a little, that'd be fun and then get you back in the mood. Wait, what are we doing here? We got nachos here. That should help. Today in history.

I do. Brought to you by nachos. By nacho. That wasn't a great bite. What do you mean? I feel like it's soggy now because I poured the cheese on the nacho. I should have just had nachos on the side or the cheese. I agree

I never ever ever pour sauce on chip ever you ever get that at a Stars game or Mavs game cuz that's what happens. Well, this turns into a big limp little You know, I do like last soggy limp nacho though. He's my favorite interesting Well, we won't have to argue sure I do like last soggy limp nacho though. He's my favorite. Interesting. Thankfully. Well we won't have to argue. Sure. Yeah if anybody wants to join us for this, is Terrence- who's doing closing remarks? Is it gonna be Terrence?

Me. It's gonna be me. I got some things to say. He thinks out of my mind. Is this the beehive? It's gonna be me. I got some things to say. If you think that in my mind. Is this the beehive? Yeah. Can't you tell? We're two guys at the remote wearing beehive haircut head pieces. Do we want to give Taryn a mic? Is this her mic?

Yeah. Okay. Anyway, do you want to join during this too or no? We're doing today's birthdays and stuff like that. We'll start with viewer mail birthdays. Okay. Hello Uncle Gash Thrasher. Day two number 905 here. I'm sending my own birthday shout out again this year. My leaders are Dan's cross-country broths and stews, Jake's leather jacket and his Aggie phase to piss off Chappy, and of course, Meth Sturgill.

I hadn't thought about that guy. Hater of the Beehive. Outnumbered today. Blasphemy. More TC, RIP Jake's's tweets never punt from Tyler H Birthday pal dear. Mr.. Clam jouster. I'm requesting a birthday shout out for my wife Ariana On July 17th. She really got a kick out of last year's I also enjoyed your visit to San Antonio This year at the

Yellow Rose. Hope you make a trip down there soon. Again from Rhett who says always punt. Dan I appreciate you taking a long weekend for my birthday. It's Saturday July 19th or as I like to call it July 10th. It is my 2008 Jason Botts birthday. Wow! That is a name I have not heard in a long time. Looking at the calendar, thanks Blake. You are potting at station 222 in Denton. What if you guys suddenly switch places with three cavemen? So now Dan, Jake Jake and Blake are in a cave during the Paleolithic period and the three cavemen are podcasting at station 222 who would survive longer from Memphian will Nobody knows what does all that mean that he just said I wouldn't have read it

Hey, that was a bad choice on your part I wouldn't have read it. That was a bad choice on your part. I'm gonna have to wear it. Dear leader, Saturday is my birthday, but I'm sitting in front of you today. So happy birthday to me. Love you boys. More everything less nothing. From Glenn. Happy birthday Glenn. Should we sing? Glenn is the beehive guy? The yellow beehive member. Hold on, hold on. Because Blake isn't ready.

Now what? You all yell at me a lot when I'm here. We're yelling at him, really. Glenn is actually married to Miss Thorpe, who was a teacher of my kiddos. And at field day, Miss Thorpe came up to me and was like, hey, Glenn's been at the Dumb Zone podcast. And immediately, there was like a head nod and a like,

OK, the Dumb Zone filter exists. When you know there's a fellow Dumb Zoner out there and they're married to one of your kids' teachers, it's just, you're in a good spot. Dude, I'm not saying this is happening everywhere but these knowing nods at PTA meetings in elementary schools and junior highs that I've been hearing about and witnessing on my own it's a thing. What do you mean? I mean I what does that just like when Doyle King's daughter-in-law came up I first

met her when she just kind of walked by me in kindergarten orientation. She was just like, alright, alright, thumbs up. Oh wow, okay. And then we just moved by. Nice. You guys are changing the face of education. That's right! I think that's what it is. I wonder if Glenn though, you're married to a teacher, does he ever play?

Like, let's play I'm Bad Student here for detention. Yeah, I would think he would. Why else marry a teacher? They don't make anything. And Glenn's a good looking dude, but he's not the rock or anything. I'd be worried about teen boys. Feels like it's in the news all the time. We talk about a knowing nod he just gave you.

Yeah. That's got to be the worst thing that could happen to you. So you just don't want your wife to be a high school teacher? Yeah, because I don't know. I mean, if I don't think I'm in it, I'm like, whoa. Junior high, maybe. You hear about some edge cases with the junior highs, but you know, these kids.

You know what you often hear of? Well, not often, but enough that you get fired up about it. The lady who's like, hooking up with her daughter's boyfriend or something, or something like that. Oh, I know. I've seen a lot of those videos Dan. It's a really a prevalent thing.

Many such... I'm actually being honest. Not the documentary's heart attack man scene. It's a crazy situation. Dear Corporal... Eh, you know what, we're at a family kind of place. Good for you, the sponsor already bailed. Might as well. What do you mean?

Yeah, we can pull them now. Did I drive someone away? Oh, for the actual. The P names. And my headphones totally went out now. Don't have any sounded. In case you were wondering, it doesn't appear that you care. I've sat here and not done anything.

It's popping back up and then it disappeared. Yeah, I might just take it. Big 43rd birthday shout out to Good Dude, Master Sergeant Thumball of the United States Army currently protecting America in Colorado Springs. If he wasn't too busy keeping libs like you safe, I'm sure he would be listening right now with a cold lone star beer from anonymous DF whose escort encounter was interrupted by the low T dumb zone theme song. God that's one of the greatest anecdotes we've ever heard.

It's going good now Blake. Sounds good. You're perfect. Dear Daniel. Thank you. Does your wife ever do that? Daniel. Does my wife call me Daniel? Yeah. No. Today is my... Yeah sure I guess. I don't know. It's just too late to be Daniel now. Can't you issue like a fatwa? Yeah, you're calling me Dan. Hot on notes for a while. I just don't feel like I can do it now. Maybe fatwas are bad. Enough people know me as Dan, but I just feel like I should have made this decision long ago, it could have changed my life.

Like now it won't change my life, it'll just make people think I'm weirder. I think you should stop regretting and just start changing. I already got to order just fish for you, you're the only guy I care, you know? Like now I'm going to also have to start calling you Daniel. And I've known you for his Dan for 20 years. So.

Happy birthday, Daniel. No, this is, he's saying dear Daniel. Today is my 46th birthday. I don't, I'm just. He says, I don't want to undermine listener Brandon Boland who wrote in yesterday that his mom died 10 days after the Luca trade but I found out about the Luca trade at the exact same time I found out that my dad's heart stopped beating 12 20 a.m. on Sunday February 2nd.

Let's see. One caused the other. I was able to say goodbye in person before he got really sick. I also dropped by in January the Rivian Remote in Dallas. Ummm... let's see. Let's see. The pain hurts less each day. Anyway, he's pretty much saying, yeah, losing Luca, losing your dad, similar, but I think he is saying the dad is worse.

And thanks for helping me heal from JCD. Good dude. Is he? Oh, just like J.C. Yeah, yeah. Now, if you're named Jefferson, my guess is you probably had some, I don't know deep programming to do Thank you Daniel

The Ayatollah of booty hola Today is my Shawn Lee plus one birthday Let's see. After years of hoping and praying my wife would send you my birthday SG, I finally had to get her on board last year, then she completely forgot, so I'm just doing it myself. My leaders are Dan's Magellan-like geographical prowess, Jake's unlimited courage to take high-dollar electronics into the sauna, and Blake's ability to turn any bit of great news into a bummer like a true wet blanket. Has anyone pointed out that Blake has a strong resemblance to JD Vance? Have they really?

Sounds like him. I put a picture in the thing if you want to pull that up Clayton. Just for the video folks. He's a little too attached to sofas. Anyway, that's from Jason Mullen. And that's the picture of J.D. Vance that he was saying looks like Blake. Yeah, I'm not really And dear uncle and uncle Vaginal, Vaginal slice born born, I'd like to wish birthday shout out to Barrett in BFE, Iowa. He turns 41 on July 20. What's the E stand for in BFE? Egypt.

Recovered. Although Blake's was just, what was it? Everything. No, you were doing something else. Everywhere? BFE just meant in the middle of nowhere. It didn't stand for anything, it just meant. Like commonly things do, where they just throw

a picture in the air and they don't. Well, I've heard both terms. I've heard BF nowhere and I've heard BF Egypt. So BFE has gotta stand for the BF Egypt. Yeah. But I don't know that I've ever heard somebody say BF nowhere. That's my reasoning. I hope he finds it cogent.

Anyway, this is Barrett. His leaders are Jake and Sarah Hepala. As a practicing alcoholic, Barrett really appreciates their quote, holier than thou attitudes on the subject. So please bring on more recovering alcoholic talk. Also more cowboys in Lucatown. Was Sarah on today? From Sean. Yesterday.

Yesterday's program. Back half. Oh, I gotta go back and listen. Catch up. You mean watch? I don't wanna think about Line Four Guy. Line Four Guy loves Sarah. I know.

I love Sarah. I've been emailing her All right, so this is some OTD on this day That's why you're asking me how to email videos the other day That's right file was too. Thursday, July 17th. On this day in 1914 Giants outfielder Red Murray hit by lightning after catching a fly ball, knocked unconscious. The catch ended a 21 inning victory over Pittsburgh. That's amazing. Look, he held onto that ball. Babe Adams, the pitcher, went all 21 innings without yielding a walk, the longest non-walk

game in Major League history. So you think that's good enough? What was the umpire doing? Anything close. Right. Please end this game. This is the day in 1978 that Doc Medic of the Rangers helped save the life of a 61 year old fan who had a heart attack just before a

game in Baltimore. Medic was a medical student. He administered heart massage until help arrived. And on this day in 2018, I had heart massage once. The WNBA's single game record for points scored occurred on this day in 2018 by... Who we wonder? Who? Sorry, you're gonna have to repeat that question. When, what, how many points?

Because I'm caught up on the guy named Medic, who is an actual doctor. Okay, you've never heard of Doc Medic? I had not. Texas Ranger? No, I had not. Can you restate the... Are you sure it's not Medic?

It's... Probably Medic. Why don't you get off my... Anyway, the WNBA's single game record for points scored on this day in 2018 To Rossi Dallas wings How many points

Yeah, it was the three seven to 17 points For No, it was Liz Cambridge. Oh, yeah. She was, she could dunk, I think. Scored 53 points. Wow. Wow. And, on this day in 1954, famous wedding on this date, Groucho Marx, big-time comedian. Yeah, this one's bad yeah he's 63 years old

it's not good he's like how about a prank ha ha who did you marry Eden Hartford how old is she 63 Karen 63 is the guy oh the girl is what do you think maybe like 60 well do this you think tell her what year it was against it was the year was 1954 30 she's 24 not too bad better than Belchick right no yeah yeah guess is he older than 63 yeah yeah no no no so it's not even close to better he was almost 80 when she was 19 and when they met. Belchick. Yes.

OK. Well, this is fine. Am I wrong about that, or was he? This is basically they're the same age, 63 and 24. But he was 39 years old, and he went to the hospital. And he said, oh, there's a little baby. I'll take that one. In, not a sicko, 24 years.

I'll wait. I'll wait. Make sure you feed it right. That's right. Other birthdays on this very day. It's July 17th. We have Louie Erickson is 40. My wife was a big big fan of his. It's a tough move when they traded him. Matt Perk 35 My dad worked with his dad. He was he really thought he had an inside info and all that was going on There is with Nolan. He was the Rangers first round draft pick in 2009

He ended up going back in the draft right and he did end up playing a very small amount in the big leagues for up playing a very small amount in the big leagues for the White Sox. The Chicago White Sox. Yeah. Matt Perk. They're like, yes, we got this first round value. Mason Rudolph is 30. Do you remember anything about that story? It may be worth revisiting, but I think it was just a super overzealous dad.

Scott Borris' client, too. Who met a super overzealous dad who thought he was I mean I think just our powers combined they were like they were just not willing I don't think they were negotiating from what I remember like bad. Like he should have taken first round top of the draft money. Yeah. Because he wanted like all the money.. I think it was something like that. Of course Mason Rudolph, where's he now? OAN. Thanks Boyk. I haven't heard. Dude. He must still be with Steelers. Yeah it wasn't at a Philly rally or Pittsburgh rally. That's

right. Am I the only one who can't watch college football, who can't wrap my head around the fact that Tyler Shuck is going to start for the Saints? The guy who transferred? We're lowering the standard here. Forgot for starting quarterbacks? Yes. Like, he's a second round pick.

This guy was not good at tech at all. Well, do you feel like? If he transfers to Louisville and is like kind of OK? Yeah. I got it was a bad quarterback draft. I understand those guys like like you watch my homes in college and like us team sucks, but at least you watch the games and can tell he's different. I I I guess I forgot the Saints don't have another quarterback.

And are they getting ready for? Yeah, they want the next manning. Oh Oh my god. We had the first Manning. What if we book ended the Mannings here in New Orleans? Kellen Moore gets him. Why not? It's all rigged anyways. Would you rather have the Saints roster, Kellen Moore as the coach, and you get Manning next year or the current Cowboys situation. That's the dumbest thing you've ever asked me. That's not a good hypothetical. I'm giving you Arch. Oh I'm taking the Saints. Okay but you meant the other way around. No. But you have to have sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Right yeah geez man you're so good at these hypotheticals No, I uh, I'll bet there's a lot of people that wouldn't do that

Cowboy fans we that actually believe we've just I just wanted to expose you that you don't really blow shoddy like you're saying Well, the problem is is that you pick the Saints you ever been to a Saints game or been associated with anything Saints? That's fun. Is it? Yeah, it's not dude. Perfect Which is the brand of my team. Derek Henry is 31. Could have been. Scott Norwood is 65. Who's that, Blake?

I don't know. Kicker. You certainly know. Yeah. 86? Was it wide right or wide left? Anyway, he missed a game-winning kick in the Super Bowl. Vincent D'Onofrio had a really weird movie about that. know. Yeah. 86? Was it wide right or wide left? Anyway he missed a game-winning

kick in the Super Bowl. Vincent D'Onofrio had a really weird movie about that. If you want to look it up. Really? Yeah dude it's strange. It was good it was like an indie film about a guy who lost a bunch of money on that kick. Oh wow. Yeah. Vern Lundquist is 85. Dallas guy. Mean man Vern. Started at WFAA. Love him. Vern, my man. Love him.

David Hasselhoff, 73. Somebody recently got mad at me that that's not on the Kemp Spin website. And I'm just like, for what? I mean, he's just David Hasselhoff. I feel like we can't really, you know. I mean, what are you going do hold floor burgers against them? Floor burger I was looking here this morning and I thought oh cool

we have one degree of separation from David Hasselhoff because we know Dirk and Derek knows David Hasselhoff then I remembered. Oh wait, we had David Hasselhoff in studio with us right there telling us that he What was the weird bit his girlfriend yeah he'd hung out with his as old as his daughter so she was like 24 he was 60 and he said it's like you can have sex with your daughter and we all high-five and said hell yeah hell yeah, bro, that'd be great. And this is, I'm being a stickler here, but I feel like his set up matters. He was like, it's really great, it's really great.

You could travel with them, you could learn about the world with them. It's like having a daughter, except you can have sex with them. Like, yeah, because you got to teach her things. Yeah, and you're like, oh, that's awesome. Good fellows. Their relationship is, yeah. This is my favorite movie. And I also have sex with her. Yeah, because he got to teach her things. Yeah, and you're like, oh, that's awesome. Good fellows. Their relationship is, yeah. This is my favorite movie.

And I also have sex with her. I'm like, whoa. Also, well, now we are one separate, one degree from Angela Merkel, 71. Angela. Angela, the German chancellor. I don't know. Maybe, I don't know. That's the way they say it.

Mark Burnett, TV producers. Do you think she has a pubic hair wig? That's Merkin. Merkles Merkins. What was it when you just- Mark Burnett, TV producer, 65. People think he has Trump tapes. Oh yeah?

Because he produced The Apprentice. Do you remember the really weird quirk of a couple years ago when Tom Arnold somehow had a TV show where he was tracking down Trump's inward tapes from reality TV? And he was going to release it all and do some crazy things? Okay. I want all these people that were going to, like, I want to know the whole Ron Washington story from that one girl that used to cover the Rangers. That's a good one.

I want to see Zeke's Cabo documentary. You know? I want Johnny Manziel to go on the PGA Tour. Oh man. There's a lot out there. Luke Bryan is 49. Don't know much about him. Marina Oswald is 84. Wife of Lee Harvey. I did not know she was alive. Still rolling. Decent piece for a murderer? She's not a murderer.

Well, that he was able to, did you say wife? He was able to nab? Yeah, they were married. Don't think he was able to nab yeah they were they were married don't think he was that nice to her actor Andre Royo is 57 that is bubbles from the wire actor Robert Romanis is 69 that is Damone in fast times of Ridgemont High actor Alex Winter is 60 that is Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, the guy that's not Keanu Reeves. Lost Voice, too. Oh yeah? Yeah. Camilla Parker Bowles is 78. She is now the Queen of England. Is that right? Not cool. Not cool? No. Perfect.

You walked right into it. Wait. Why isn't that cool? You just don't feel like she's worthy of the crown? I don't know what's going on. Is she the queen? She's married to Prince Charles. I thought the queen was old.

She's married. Well, the queen died. She was like a hundred. Oh, okay. And then Prince Charles is actually now King Charles. And Prince Charles, this is the lady he was cheating on Princess Di with and then he ended up marrying her. Oh we got a stepmom queen type scene. Yeah. I like that a lot. So I'm getting the vibe from Taryn. Talk about videos I've seen. Yeah for sure. I'm team Diana. But you you care about the

royals like this matters to you. I don matters care but i mean i do have feelings towards him i guess okay and i don't know i'm not about a step queen which one of them was a good friend of that scene andrew is he alive okay at print the andrea still live he's been ostracized let's let the henry grab the mic for a second. We have our intern Henry birthday of the day. And then I'll give you our dumb zone birthday of the day. They could be the same one.

Wow. Wow. There might be a good chance. Because I have a tie. I have two people as the dumb zone birthday of the day. Is it the same one? God, Henry and I are potentially the same. OK, are they related to each other yes are

they the exact same age yes or separated maybe by minutes yes I'll let you go ahead then all right as we've been talking about dude perfect Cory and Kobe cotton are they are not only our you are birthday of the day. That is not why you are here. That's a step back. But it's our dumb zone birthday of the day too. The twins. Kobe is a Kobe inquiry. Kobe, Corey, Gah. I'll see him at dig wall.

No one else clapped with me. I thought that'd get everybody clapping and everybody's like, no, I agree with Jake. Very tough look when you try to start I know yeah, everybody agrees with Jake Everybody sympathizes with Jake cuz he's passing out I get it I'll just remain the strong one Born on the stay now dead Gordon Gould the inventor of the laser

All right, thank you. What does laser mean? Does it actually mean something? I assume it's like scuba, right? Nobody knows. Yeah, nobody knows. I thought it just meant self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.

And light amplification by the stimulative. self-contained underwater breathing apparatus and light amplification by the Light amplification by the stimulated emission of radiation could young Blake have read that no Not in one take also died on this day. We have for Ty Walker. We have a bruiser Brody a professional wrestler who was stabbed to death All right. We have Ty Cobb. We have Dorothy Dix.

She died in 1887. She created the first mental asylums. Oh, man. The loony bin. Yeah. What if we just put them all in there? Wow. And we strap them all up and let's electrocute them.

Maybe that'll help us. No. So afraid of that as a kid, dude. Drill a hole in their brain. So afraid. What if we drill the hole in their brain? And then you would hear like these. Seems to work.

I mean, they just now lay there. I mean, that's the part that's all messed up. Why don't you just drill it? Dude, that is the horror stories or scary stories growing up that got me the most. Not the monster, not this or that, it was everyone thinks you're crazy. And you're like, I swear I don't belong in here. That one would get me.

Get committed. Yeah, the straight jacket. I thought those were going to be everywhere, to be honest with you. Can I give you dumb zone on this day? Oh, man, I keep forgetting it. I'm sorry. So we got to go to last year where it was Chad and John. John showed in a tuxedo because Chad said

he was gonna wear one too. Took their sit in. No tux Chad. Texas was joining the SEC and they were talking about doing horns down in the SEC. And the rule was you can do it unless it's a travesty. That sounds worse than the Spain Dwarf rule. Very subjective.

Olympics were this time and the Paris mayor just got into the river scene. Dude. Remember that? The Poo River. The Poo River. Everyone was sick. They've opened that up recently.

Everything's great now. They're swimming in that river every day now. It's awesome. Look it up. You told the s- Take the soup out of it. You told the story, Dan, about how a trainee had to give you a catheter.

Oh, that was scarring. Ugh, still never had to do that. And then I think this was around the time maybe Hooters had declared bankruptcy. And we were trying to think of where could the Hooters girls go, and then we thought, well, why don't they just deliver the food or something? That had some pitfalls, but Boober.

Now called Boober. Boober was one of them. Horadash and Door Gache. Yeah. No. That tracks. There you go. Billion dollar ideas. I pretty much made it. What do you mean? You pretty much made it? Yeah. Do you feel terrible right now? No.

No, but. I think you are different than when you first. Yeah, definitely. Pre-taco. Post-taco Jake is always a little better. Sure. Yeah. Like, what does this guy need?

Let me diagnose this. How about a taco? And there he is. Yeah, so here's Taryn. Taryn, has it? Taryn, everybody. Hey, thank you. Thank so here's Taryn. Taryn has it, Taryn everybody. Oh thank you, our gracious host. Do that but not the other thing I wanted to platform. Yeah everybody loves them some Taryn.

So Taryn, we've known her for so long. Part of Meg Matters. You're not part of Axis Realty, right? Or you're just married to Axis Realty? I'm married to part of Axis Realty, right? Or you're just married to Axis Realty? I'm married to part of Axis somewhat. And these guys, your husband and his brothers or whatever, built this place or renovated it? Yeah, renovated it. Now, did they consider allied realty? Just from a... Well, they've been big Dan fans for a while. So maybe they thought it had more play. Like how do we get them out here?

Thanks so much for coming out. I wanted to kind of report back to you because y'all were our one of our title sponsors for our Meg Matters community walk that we had in crumb on April 26th. And it was really awesome turnout. We had 635 people showed up. We were hoping for like 200. So it was really amazing. We raised $10,000 and so y'all were a part of that.

So y'all are gonna help fund a social worker for our school district next year. So thank you so much for all your charitable giving. And I also wanted to bring up a couple of friends. To anybody that's listener and a part of like a nonprofit or has a company that has a cause that they're interested in, I really would employ you, is that the right word? To have a remote with the dumb zone because to get the word out to people because everybody connects with different causes and we, your listenership has been so awesome

with supporting our cause and what we're doing. I wanted to bring up Tyler Anderson. He's with Refocus Media and he contacted us after we did a podcast with y'all and offered his services for our community walk. He came out. He did videography did photos He had a drone and he put together some social media. He comes to right here some social media Okay, oh well Tyler yes Sorry, how's the harbor like sounded good? Yeah?

Thank you Right yeah I just wanted to confidently did it to stay right. Yeah, how is everything? You know call on time. I just wanted to call out Dan, because I don't know that you can be no shoes in the house guy, but also be grounding guy at the same time. Whoa, a page one issue. Why not?

You're no shoes. Whoa. There's bug this everywhere, right? That's the thing, right, is if you're trying to keep the inside of your house clean, it's presumably because clean feet are in it. Then I'm not walking outside with correct yeah I don't you I don't I do like a little wipe off of my feet just to get the Walmart off the

bottom but yeah part of the dichotom the stuff complicated onion that is me yeah yeah absolutely yeah but yeah I wanted to say you know thank you guys for having Meg matters on it was really you know, thank you guys for having Meg Matters on. It was really, you know, we reached out to her after hearing her on y'all's podcast and, you know, just a great group of people is really an honor to work with them. And so cool, man. It's awesome you donated your time. I'm just upset that I got Shake Voice now, you know, following up Robert.

And now I'm up here. So you got a whole... I almost fainted earlier. Yeah, you didn't even have an idea. We're all struggling today. Oh, whatever. Have a nacho, have a taco. I think I will.

Straight, yeah. I've been trying OMAD, and I don't think it's working out for me, so... It's tough. Do I know that one? I don't know what that is. One meal a day. One meal a day. I thought that was your thing, Jake.

No, so I didn't know it was called that, but we did meet a guy... No, that's not necessarily my thing. But I guess I've sort of accidentally been trending that way. So you just eat everything. You go all in. Yeah. What time do you eat?

You feast at dinner. Dinner time, 6, 7 o'clock. For the first couple weeks, it's rough. You know what they say. Most important meal of the day is breakfast. That's true. But they may have been wrong. Yeah.

But also it depends on who you are. That was just, that was. I want to punctuate it with a chip bite. But it's a guilt-free meal at the end of the day. You can eat as much as you want. You're not counting calories at that point. Yeah, there's something to it. Go crazy.

But you're probably not going to gain muscle necessarily. All those bros love to tell you fasting is important for all that. I do. I just don't eat. I eat between 9am and 6pm usually. Save for a little treat. The Landys or perhaps Brahms. You know Brahms.

Unbelievable value. How do they do it? Great milk. Dude, super cool of you to donate your time. Yeah, absolutely. That's super kind of you. Absolutely. And I think we got some gifts here from Taryn. All right. Yeah. Little Tyler, little golf applause. Thank you so much. Okay and there's also another listener, he couldn't make it, he couldn't get out of his important meetings today, but his name is Chris Bodie and he works with Charles Schwab and he heard us on the podcast and he actually nominated Meg

Matters for the Charles Schwab Foundation grant. And so they have a voting period between July 21st and August 8th where all their employees at each locations vote for the top 10 list. And then the top three to five nonprofits at each location will receive a grant from 4,000 to $20,000. So he is getting the word out to all of his friends at Charles Schwab to nominate Meg Matters. And he said he just felt compelled to nominate us because himself and close friends and family

have been directly impacted by the loved ones who have lost their battle with mental health. And he believes in the work that we're doing. And that's how he wanted to support. And he also wanted to remind all Charles Schwab employees that they do $150 match on individual charitable donations. The company does. So your listenership is amazing and awesome and now I want to bring on Zach Sams. I wish you well in that Charles Schwab thing but just know the boss there has like a niece or something and he's gonna email that link out and they're all gonna vote for that. You think that's how that works? It's like somebody with a kid that has

Girl Scout cookies to sell. You think? And if the boss sends it out, everybody has to buy one. I'm just worried about it. It's possible, but. I'm just saying there's corruption everywhere. What if he's the boss? Maybe he's the boss. Then that'll be great for you, yeah.

And so there is an amazing charity golf tournament that we just recently learned about from our friend Zach Sams. And he is here to talk about it because Meg Matters is gonna be competing and it's awesome because any charity that you're interested in can win the money from if you compete and you're good at golf and win so I'd like him to come on and share that with you and I'll hand out gifts. Blake becomes like a hired gun for charities. That's why Blake needs to practice golf. What's going on man? Just tell them what we have to do is buy you a simulator. Very nice of you to do that. And you're in. Alright, want to promote? Yeah, thank you all for, I brought some swag for you guys from our last year's event and Very cool. So I brought hopefully I brought enough for everyone, but

Sure, that's not gonna do it. I'll take those Pro V's Jake. Thank you. Oh, yeah I'm a Diablo guy. So yeah, it checks Yeah, we have a sec. So yeah, absolutely. Absolutely Well, what Taryn was talking about was our, our charity golf tournament that I started a couple of years ago called Bonanza at the border played at Ligitas golf resort. Um, our second annual is coming up this October, the 22nd through 24th. And, um, it's a, uh, it's a,

it's a charity golf tournament that we, I'm sure y'all played in charity golf tournaments before, charity scrambles around town, whatever. Yeah, I'm sure you all are pros at that. So typically a charity golf tournament, you're going out for some specific cause, you know, Bob's hosting a tournament for the Alzheimer's Foundation or something like that.

And so there's a lot of those types of events every year and I've been doing golf tournaments and golf outings for a long time and I just I tried to set something up that's a little bit different. So our tournament is really got us a focus on competition and charity and so all of the so any the people that enter the tournament they pay an entry fee that's to a 501c3 so it's a deductible donation and all that money goes into the purse of the tournament and then we compete for that money like kind of like the uh they just had the big charity tournament in Tahoe right um where they're competing for whatever charity that those players or those celebrities are you know are backing or that they're supporting and so kind of modeled that, where you're playing for the charity of your choice. If you win, you win the prize money,

then My501C3 will cut checks to the charity of your choice. And so it's a great way to have a really good time, have some strong competition, and support great local charities. And so that's kind of the concept. I think it's awesome. We love it. We've been, I guess, promoting the idea of this in the past, but it can get a little touchy because what if you're just really having a bad day, the pressure's on.

It's tough when you know that there's actually charity money attached to your shot into the water. Yeah. It raises the stakes considerably. Definitely raises the stakes. So two things on that. So, one, if you don't win, the good news is you made a great donation. It's going to a great charity. So, one of the

pillars of our of our group is that we vet the charities that we're donating to quality charities. So, if you're playing for the ISIS Sovereign Wealth Fund, we're not going to let you come in, right? And so so that's one piece. Then the second piece, they're struck out for, you know, as we know that. Second piece is it's a partner tournament. It's flighted.

So basically, we take the field and then we we separate it by two or three flights based on ability. So every no matter what level of golfer you are you're gonna have you're gonna have you know and it's also handicapped you do have to have a gen verified handicap but it's handicapped as well so that level is the playing field and first round is a two-man scramble so if you hadn't been to Ligia just before you didn't know the course gives you a better chance to kind of feel your way in in the first round and the second round is a two-man shambles so it gives you the ability to play your own ball out for the most part and

and yeah, so Yeah, not everybody's gonna win that's for sure But the charities are gonna win and you're gonna have a really great time. So you're gonna come out ahead regardless and details Where we can find you the golf tournament website is bonanzaattheborder.com. You can find me on Instagram or Facebook. Zach Sams is my name. There's a Bonanza Instagram page. Same thing, Bonanza at the Border and then my handle is olzackeryeser on Instagram. And yeah if you just google my name, you'll find it in today's world. Everything's out there. That's cool. I mean, you know, it's, it's sort of along the lines of

our old bit. Y'all should come out. Y'all should come out and play. That's a long way out there, my man. Yeah. Do you fly? Yeah. so the only way to get to La Jida's probably all been no but our station he's you've been 13 no you can only fly the day the old station used to talk about it but yeah yeah so yeah the only way to get there is through well you could drive but I wouldn't do that JSX flies there they have charters out of Dallas Austin and Houston and Fort Worth, every day, and so the great thing is, is when we go out there, we go out there as a group,

we're all on the planes together, we land together, play golf together, eat together, come back together, and so the other part of this event is it's networking. I'm in the commercial real estate business as our friends in the room here at Access are, and so big contingency of that group is either the commercial real estate business as our friends in the room here at Access are. And so big contingency of that group is either in commercial real estate or high net worth individuals. And so part of the concept is creating that business environment for people to do business together while supporting charity and while having a good time in the golf course.

So try to hit all those things. That's kind of how it started because I do golf events for my business and for business development. so this the charity part just added another layer to the event. Good times. Yeah thank you all. Well thanks for coming. Thanks Taryn. Thank you. Thanks for having us once again. Hopefully we'll do it again. Thanks to uh whatever everybody for uh coming out here. Thanks for saving my life for the taco. The beehive and the tacos, yeah. What do you got going for four days? Pre-can check. Oh, I don't know.

A little mini-rinny tomorrow? Did you just pour it? I had that all day. You've had this huge stain on your chest. What did you wear? This morning coffee? Yeah, I spilled some coffee on the way up here. That looks horrible.

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