The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 7-24-25 | CeeDee Lamb's advice for Micah Parsons and neighborhood etiquette with Mike Sirois

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneMike Sirois sits in for Dan today to discuss neighbor etiquette and why it's ok to substitute a dip in the pool for a shower every once in a while. Plus, CeeDee Lamb talks to Micah Parsons from the other side of contract negotiation purgatory (00:00) - Open: With Mike Sirois (21:27) - Sports: CeeDee speaks from the other side (42:40) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:12:39) - NFLPA investigation by Don Van Natta Jr. (01:30:57) - News: 10 years for exposing your chord (01:45:24) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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Hell yeah man, thank you, what a kind intro. All I thought on the way in was he's gonna do the thing, I have to be ready to say my name. Like that. You know some people are like, I don't know if I should say it. And they're right. They're right.

You should be leery. Am I up for this? Well, when you're on the guest thing, even as a guest, not even just as a sit-in, I was I've still not been sure. That felt good though. You free? Exactly. I was ready.

It's all downhill from here, Mike. What'd you have for dinner last night? I've just been asking people that lately. It's funny you bring that up because there's two reasons I want to answer that question. Number one, I ate at a place called the Gaylord Texan. No call my man. And it's the very first time in my life I've ever set foot in there. It's probably a little bit if you live in Grapevine, which I do. A little bit JFK Memorial.

But I do have children. So it was definitely a thing growing up. The ice thing was a thing. Around the time I was in high school. That's all Christina talked about, was the ice sculptures at Christmas time. So there's that, and really just everything at Christmas time. The water park there, incredible.

Is it right on the right, right where you pull on property? Okay, cause I saw some slides. Yeah, I mean, why say incredible? It's a good water park. It's at a resort water park. It's solid, right? It's not Schlitterbahn. No, God no.

Hey. What? Schlitterbahn's awesome. That's what I'm saying. That's what I said. Schlitterbahn is the go-adjoy, enjoy as an adult water park. I've only been there once and I loved it. And I love a nice water slide.

Your group trip soon. Oh, do they do adult? You coming to my birthday party, bud? I am. You're maybe going to, we might be bonding it. Is that close enough? It's down the street. Okay, in.

Do they do adult swim at water parks ever? I'm sure they do, right? What do you mean? Like adults only. Oh. Like a certain day or like after. That's a good question. 4, 3 p.m. or however you wanna do it.

That's a good question. I know about. Some adult nights here. Really? Yeah. They serve some beers and then you don't have to wait in line all day and you can. Now just so you know, the Bond will serve you alcohol

during the day. Yeah? Yeah, cause I think my brother. The Bond. My brother and I each took down a nice yard long frozen will serve you alcohol during the day. Yeah? Yeah, because I think my brother, Bon. My brother and I each took down a nice yard long frozen or two I think in the line for one new ride and that was tough. They saw the ones where you have to like pair up.

Yeah, oh yeah. That's kinda weird. It's just a weight thing, right? They build the ride where it's like a minimum of 250 or something or it'll fly off. Yeah, and they can double wrap. The good thing about water slides is- But are you going by yourself?

Pick your side. No. Well, I feel like you do want that option if you want like max speed. Like, Saroy Solo on a three person, four person ride, he's flying. I'm dense. But you know, I don't worry about,

you ever seen the videos of guys flying off the water slide? There's one down in the hill country. It's just a curve and a guy just takes off. But water slide, I don't fear death at all. Somehow I feel like flying off, I might even just kinda walk up. Oh, you're gonna land it?

But for me- Just carry, stroke it at worst. Basically, you're gonna land it? But for me- Just carry struggle at worst? Basically, yeah, everyone's clapping. But to me, the roller coaster is now basically the guillotine. Certain death. Yeah, by that way. I think I'm done with the roller coasters too. I think the last one I went on,

I was like, you know what, I'm done. Because I started to start to black out when you do this hard corkscrew, you start to get pin vision. I'm like you know what I'm done because I started to start to black out when you do this hard corkscrew you start to get pin pin vision like what is the hell is this they're too good now I'm almost fainted trying to get an IV last week I saw still images on your tough scene man accounts you ever been that guy like I had a buddy who I'd be going when we tried to give blood no it's a late in life thing that I. Oh really?

It's never happened to me up until two weeks ago and that time. I used to be scared of needles when I was a kid but I'm less so now actually. I'm okay with, I guess having blood drawn but giving blood I guess when they leave it in there like an IV. Yeah.

If we're talking half an hour plus I'm not interested in that at all. So dinner. Oh yeah, so I sat by the Riverwalk, the fake Riverwalk at the Gaylord. Listen, don't you just walk in there and feel like this is exactly where the college football playoff would be designed every year.

It was bigger than, I don't know, it was impressive. But I did think, because I get lost on where the hell I am and I didn't even know where it was exactly, and I drove right by where you live. And I was like, what if I just knowing that we're doing this today I'm like, what if I just old-school like 80s Just came and knocked on your door. No text. No nothing. That would have made my night How would you react to that? Like would it give me the time ballpark? Um, before after about eight. Uh That would have been fine you You would have enjoyed that.

You would have enjoyed that. Cause I still haven't seen the house redone. I know you wanna. I would love to have you do that. I think we adopt, the summer nights appear, and I'm fine with this, we're a lot loosey goosey-er. With, like during the school year, I have a hammer. Like we go, there's a time people go to bed,

and if they have a, you know what I mean? But with with the summer like I don't care. They're getting up later Yeah, that's still fun time. It's no pool time. Sorry would have riled them up I know I don't mind going into the pool Honestly, I they kind of just go to sleep when they're tired now I mean you could put them in bed, but I don't even want to get into the Carter thing It's maybe if this is still going on a month from now I'm probably gonna have to take a week off from. It's maybe, if this is still going on a month from now, I'm probably going to have to take a week off from the show and like send him to a black site or something.

What's going on? He hasn't been asleep for longer than like an hour and a half consecutively. And he's, he just, now that he can get, we had to change his bed out of the crib. He was too big. Now he's, he can get out. So an hour and a half into the night, every night, he does. Really? And he doesn't just chill.

He come get you? Yeah. Does he come wake you up, like if you're asleep? That's his primary mission? Yeah, my daughter would come get in bed. Yeah. Not him. He's action boss.

I almost came by and I was like, how weird is it for a friend? The movie would have been so cool. A friend to knock on your door, like it just never happens anymore. It's very true You know my mom hated it Anytime somebody knocked the house wasn't clean. Oh That's a good southern Texan Christian woman. Yeah, just Yeah, she just go into her bedroom close the door

Shame just sit in shame. Yeah. I got fucking psycho dogs too. That's my biggest issue. Yeah. Christina's dog more than Simon mine. So it's like, I can't really let you in because I don't know, 10% chance he tries to take a nip off your calf. Well I would have loved that.

So, you know, the mystique is now gone. It happens later, should you find yourself at your quarterly Rotary Club meeting at the Gaylord Texan. Might swing by tonight. So what's, you're not, you don't belong there. That's a place for- I had a friend, a college friend in town,

they put him up there and I'm like, you know what, I've never been, we wanna meet for a drink, so I'm like, cool, I'll come check it out. There are actually some cool bars there, I mean it's built for not only families, but convention people. Exactly. There was a big medical insurance convention

that he was in town for, and I'm just like, fuck, stop telling me what you do. I've told you about my idea, I don't know if they ever executed this, but my wife and her friends were gonna have one of their wine nights just be a series of them giving 10 minute PowerPoint presentations on what they do for a job.

Because nobody really knows. They're like, my friend, he's kinda in this, I guess. If you ask me to kinda give you a rough outline of his day, no, no idea. And then you just kinda out of courtesy ask, like I know, what are you up to? And then they start, and I'm like, oh God, I shoulda fuckin' asked that.

It's the Chappelle thing though on voting, cause like you know you could get the guy fired, divorced, you know everything about the guy. You're like, oh yeah, I don't know. He's in insurance. Okay, so what's step two there? You said there was two things, two notes. What'd you have for dinner tonight?

No, I think step one was my first time ever getting it. Step two was I literally considered knocking on your door just to see if it'd be weird. Well. But it's fun. It's nice. I have no need to go back. It probably won't happen.

Yeah, I don't need to. Until the ice sculptures are up. You were, you visited Gaylord with the boy, right? No. Actually, I feel happy about that because I would have been mad if you'd been that close and not come by. Yeah. That's good. I haven't gone over there. I'm still on my Chuck E. Cheese monthly pass.

There you go. From this past weekend. Yeah, trying to make the most of that. I did have something that I witnessed in my neighborhood that I wanted to bring to the show. First, I had a neighbor ring my doorbell at 745 and I need a ruling on when the earliest you can ring someone's doorbell is. Say the time again? Because 745 ain't it. No, that's not acceptable. Just to bring over a booster seat for kid number two. Very nice. Nice gesture, but I did not appreciate being woken up. Doing you the favor like you would ask for a booster seat?

Yeah, we're about to have second kid. We need another Duna base that he had. Boy, it's right on the line though no that's way in front of the line I think so what day of the week it was yesterday whatever yesterday was a weekend I'll give you that's too early but I mean 745 like now what's your line my preferred line or what I respect is like an okay line What's I would think nine nine thirty would be the acceptable window. I was thinking nine. Yeah That's crazy you guys like but you would ring someone's doorbell at well, I don't know I think that there's probably a lot to this story

Could they have just left this item on your front porch without ringing the doorbell? That's a theft concern. He's a chatty Cathy. Whoa, so you wanted to talk to him at 745? That's kind of what I was getting at. That's kind of why I avoid him. The guy or person, whatever, who might think, like, I'll ring the doorbell at 745. Once they've done that, they also think, like,

did you see the game last night? Yeah. It needs to happen. So no, I would not do either of those things, but. But do they back down when you go up and just your boxers with a huge boner? Oh my gosh. You're like, what? They don't want to talk about the Rangers then.

Do you think it's weird? Like when you were a kid, would you go out and get the paper in your underwear? Because I did. So. And now I think about it like I would be so creeped out. Creeped out if I drove through my neighborhood and just saw like a strapping eight year old. Double take?

Dude, I remember when I was just, let's K flip up your glass. Like you saw a killer in a swimming pool? Yeah. Dude, when I was a kid, we got the Miami Herald, right? And it kept not showing up. And my dad in his head launched this conspiracy theory that the neighbor was stealing it. David something. I was like, David, stealing my f'n paper.

And he went out one day and was like, did that? Me on a Amber Alert, he's just standing out there waiting. And I was with him, like on a stakeout, and we see fat ass David walking into our yard, and my dad in a robe just busts out the front door like, David Cannonball, you fucked that, I knew it. I said it. He may have already confronted him prior to this, I have no idea.

And David just like, drops the paper, and the robes, there's like two robes. Like running. They gotta live next to each other for however long. The door slam. Morning David. Hey. Vividly remember that. And then the other thing.

The stake out though is the funniest part. So I gotta chatty Cathy on one side, on the other side. Can I say one thing? Sure. What about the lawn mowing guy? I feel like that's way more aggressive and I routinely hear a blower or a lawn mower at 7.30. See, I-

Maybe it's not as localized, so it's not gonna wake you up, but I think- There's the practical reasons there because I race, similar to that, I have construction. They're redoing a sidewalk right across the street from my bedroom. Oh, I thought you meant just now that the severance has run out. Oh, I thought you meant just now that the severance

has run out. Oh no, I am not. Just generally. I'm down-sizing my house. I'm chopping rooms off of my house. I want until I get it about the size of a trailer. No, but they started like 7 a.m. Dallas city construction.

And the practical reason, obviously, they're gonna freaking die if they start at 11 and do it in the middle of the day. So, I kind of respect that. And law and care is the same. If you gotta be out there for a couple hours, even if you're doing your own shit, I'm not gonna bitch too bad

that you don't feel like doing it at 1 p.m. I felt weird. I mowed until 9 p.m. last week. My dad would do that. He would do part of it in the dead of the heat and then come back and clean it up in the evening. I felt bad because I was out there trying to blow it, and it was dark, but it was more comfortable.

But everyone in my neighborhood is getting their roofs replaced. We had a hailstorm in April. And one of my neighbors is an Asian couple, and Rufor was white guy. He had been out there all day I saw him talking for a little bit and at the end of the day when the roofers were all packing up the white guy I swear to you goes to my Asian neighbor and bowed. No! Why did Dan get into roofing competing with

Koalas? The whitest guy, hat, you've seen him, he just does the two hands together like this. The hand clasp is- Does the bow. Not hands at the sides? No. Side does feel worse. Side feels worse.

This feels more racist, I guess, but side feels like you think you're doing it right. Right, yeah, it's more locked in there, okay. Asian guy, next to me, very Americanized, his name is Johnny, like he's not, you know. Thank you. And he didn't. What was that?

He didn't. No, that was nothing. He didn't bow back, he just stood there and took it. Stood there and took it. He didn't bow back, he just kinda, with his coffee, like. It's an interesting topic though, right? Because I think it's one of those deals where when my dad, I don't think my mom, or stepdad ever really did this,

but my dad would do really hola at Mexican restaurants, right? Gracias. One cerveza, he's hitting you with those. He thinks it's funny. I think it's cringe AF because I feel for the person. But I think much like, we did a story last week, there's a kid, Lamil, the Barca kid.

The soccer dude, yeah, yeah. Lamil, you mean? He had a party, his 18th birthday party, and they hired two dozen dwarfs as entertainment, which is technically illegal in Spain. And so these people, the People for Ethical Treatment of Spanish little people, they were up in arms about it but the little people were like this is

awesome. It was actually a great time. We're not demeaned. We thought it was cool. So what I'm saying is I feel like crawling my own skin when dad's doing Buenos noches. Yeah. But I think the people on the receiving end of that, a lot of times, think it's cool. Or they don't feel mocked. And I'll also say, if you try to speak Spanish, or any language, nine times out of 10, a native speaker, they're going to appreciate it.

They don't mock you as much. That's the perception. Oh, they're going to make fun. Nobody does that. Do you mock people, like somebody who's ESL or ETL when they talk to you, you're like, oh, funny. Look at you go. So it's really not that big of a deal.

So to spin it back to this conversation though, I do wonder, like Nancy Pelosi during Black Lives Matter comes to mind. Oh, that. Is there a level of trying to relate and empathize that when you go beyond just language where it's just too much, be it garb? I think any garb is a terrible choice. Any garb.

Okay, so this guy, you know, he didn't have a hat on, but... The guy who snapped the ball for us in seven on seven, you always get like a big bully. You're a lineman. They don't go out like in flag. He wore the rice picker hat. Oh, did he really? Oh yeah, but it's a hell of a hat.

It's the best hat. The most amount of... The width, the coverage. Let me tell you something. The most amount of people who need to protect themselves from the sun in the history of the world have worn that hat. Yep. It's undeniable. And a thousand years taught them

that this is the perfect hat for this. So the bow, I feel like you should ask your neighbor about it. Like he's cool, J-Bone. Like again, what'd you make of that? We talked in just mostly neck and head, or was there was a waist,

and then how much waist did he hold it? I don't know, maybe like a 45, like halfway down. I mean, he didn't do the full 90, but. Okay. He made a show of it. I think what it is, there's a series of these things, right? So somebody a while back posted a clip of like white guy in office face,

and I realized I do it, I have it bad. It's just this. Oh yeah. Is it downward, the little slips too? Downward nod, just a downward nod. Now if you think about typically the black community, you're gonna get an upward motion, right? So there's an up, so there's some level of like,

being along this plane that everybody's kinda doing. Boy that's the mildest version right there. It is a mild version. But it does technically count, I guess. I think it's achieving almost the same thing. Well, do you do it differently if you're passing someone of a different race? You know what, I don't think I code switch it.

I think I do it white and immediately feel like a dork because it's kind of Ted Cruz-y. What are you doing? Do you do that on a sidewalk with a random person? Of course I do. I saw that meme too, something's like, like inside a guy's head and it's like, walking down a sidewalk, he's like, don't do it.

Don't do it. And then the third picture's. It's 100% me. I'm like, how? It's like no one ever taught us to do that, but we all just know that exact move. It's 100% true. All right, well. All right, but we all just know that exact move. It's 100% true. All right, well.

All right, well, we bow down. All right, so Blake, what do you want to do next here? I'm going to say sports. ["Sports Theme"] From the wonderful world of sports, radio sports scoreboard. Oh, yeah, I like that. So this is brought to you, Mike, by TXTridant. TXTridant.com, Trident Access Services.

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Is that a mocking? Jeremy, King of the Seas himself, he's got a big ass Poseidon tattoo on his legs. Holy shit! Yeah, I think he can handle your garage. Okay? Can I handle it? Don't think it's gonna be an issue, pal.

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So hit up Jeremy, txtrident.com. Take care of your garage. I should probably plug this in, Blake. We have a new audio system here. Little bit of Cowboys for you. Camp, you miss it? No. You went a few times.

Yeah, I liked it, but I don't miss it. God, I love it. Really? I do. Didn't you guys go? Yeah, yeah, we went last year, and we will be going this year. You will be.

We haven't said the dates yet, but we will be going. Well, it's the next couple weeks, right? It's the last week, guys. It's the last week we'll be going this year. We haven't said the dates yet, but we will be going. Well, it's the next couple weeks, right? It's the last week, guys. It's the last week we'll be there. We have some travel stuff, but yeah, no, we're gonna be there. I can't wait. Let's just do this.

Where's your shoddy temp right now? You're not really a Cowboys fan, but you do, I would say, are in the class of people who prefers to see them do well, and if they're not going to do well, have it be a beautiful shitshow. Yeah. I consistently cheer for Cowboy Chaos. I've been working in radio then, I did.

Now I really, I don't want to say I don't give a shit, but this part of the year in train camp, I am not locked in, dude. I get all my info from you guys, basically, or if I'm in the car, a little ticket, a little fan, just should I throw on? But I get all my news from you. All my Shoddy audio comes from the dumb zone. All right, well then I'm going to give you the up-to-date rundown here

because he's doing these every day. Shoddy has a press conference every day at one o'clock. There's five players talking every day. We all know the bit. I, a couple of weeks ago, zeroed in on a word that Shadi absolutely loves. It's a word that you hear in maybe Joe Rogan circles, but definitely if you listen to mental health podcasts

and about how to live your life and be very focused on the things you need to do and not just sort of float through it. There's a word and he loves it. And he brought it up yesterday. I think this will play Blake. Absolutely. Actually, I get excited.

I think, I'll put it out there right now. You guys know me. I don't mind making bold predictions, but I think we're gonna be one of the top takeaway teams in the league on defense. Matt Eberfluss and his staff have done a credible job. If you watch their individual and what they do, it's all what?

Ball drills. He does that as well, my friend. I'd like you to pay attention for that. What does he do? Oh, okay then. He answers his own question. Did he need to? Probably not.

His staff have done a credible job. If you watch their individual and what they do, it's all what? Ball drills. But what I their individual and what they do, it's all what? Ball drills. But what I saw yesterday was great intentionality. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. What a long word. You know what it means?

Let's think about that, bud. Just think about it. What are you gonna do? Think about it beforehand. And then do what you mean to do. Yeah, so that's his buzzword. We find out day one that our, there's a lot of not football stuff going on, ping pong.

Yeah, I was here for all that. I feel like that has to draw you in. Yeah, I am interested in that in the Big Foosball Tournament at three. We found out that Dak beat Micah, that was our camp update. But. But Micah didn't have his paddle, did that matter? I don't know.

It can. It can very much. So, the other thing that happened yesterday was CD spoke. I love this man. I really do. After thinking about it, and you know, Dez was the apple of my eye as an entertaining athlete, and it felt like, bless he. was the apple of my eye as an entertaining athlete

and it felt like, bless see, unfortunately some of my struggles here of like if you take away the thing that motivates you, it's also kind of a problem. I don't know, you know what I mean? There's just that he was a very vulnerable, accidentally vulnerable guy. And I love the way he played ball.

But as the game has changed, I think it's cool that the style of player that's wearing 88 has like morphed to the game has changed, I think it's cool that the style of player that's wearing 88 has morphed to the game. CDLAM is an extremely modern receiver. He's not that big, not that small. He runs big, he can go up, he can play inside, he can play out, you just don't see that many DK Metcalfs. But I also think he genuinely loves football.

And sometimes I see coaches and Duke, Manny Weather, guys like that tweet about, or post about, I don't know if guys, younger players now really love the game. And I know that's an old man thing to say, but why would they? There's infinite amounts of ways to get famous or make money off of being good at sports now

relative to before. So like, yeah, of course you want to make one-handed catches on TikTok and... ...fuck Poon. But it's refreshing to hear CD talk like this to me. Yeah, I don't think anyone here is more excited than me. Maybe Sam Williams. It's kind of a debate, we'll see. But no, I love every part of being here with the guys grinding. Even when I'm tired, I kind of think about last year

that when I wasn't here, when I wasn't tired and just doing the things that I love with my team and being better on my craft and Having this helmet on and just being able to work with Dak and talk to Dak and understand like what is he saying like those Conversations those are the type of things that I've missed I know it's generic sounding but I actually find it refreshing and there's some Problems with his logic because he says, you know, I did miss last camp last camp last year and he admitted You know by the middle of the year,

I feel like it did affect me. You were not on the same page. But then in the next breath, he says, but you know, I had to do it. You really didn't have to do it. You were going to get the money, but I don't blame him for doing it. I blame Jerry for not just taking care of it.

But it's just, you know, I think the guy actually wants to be there. I thought this answer about playing multiple positions was interesting as well. And just make up- Let's go all the way. This is not a challenge for me, honestly. I love playing ball.

I'm very comfortable in all three positions, receiver, inside out, and then occasional running back. It's my ability to show my gratitude to the game, give effort, and just make a play whenever I can touch the ball. Again, I know this is generic athlete speak, but I think we're entering the era, and it is what it is. I love sports as much as I've ever loved them in my life,

as Wyatt Langford takes the lead last night. We're entering an era where guys simply like, really, really caring about their job playing sports is going to become kinda rare. Yeah, I agree. And it just might just be the way it is because the economics have changed, the entertainment ecosystem has changed.

We did a lot of, I'm not bringing it back to golf, but I don't know if you even heard him. I haven't heard your Scottie stuff. Well, his Scottie stuff, basically where he kinda said that and I think we do get that in press conferences more often now where they almost let it slip out that my life's all, you know, the Romo quote, you know, my life's amazing. It will be amazing tomorrow, no matter what happens, all this stuff, you know.

They're making so much money that you're right. A lot of dudes are getting to the point where if they really list your cares, winning this game is so far behind me getting hurt or me ensuring I get my next contract but we don't want to hear it especially in team sports definitely but an individual individual sports like Scheffler said it's a little bit different because the fans don't go insane you know but yeah I think we're getting in an era of some of them are not really gonna give too much not too much of a shit but let's but less so back in the day.

I mean, I think it's natural. I don't think it's, I'm not making like a moral judgment here necessarily, but this is almost like when Bob unfairly was criticized for the drop, this is one great thing about racism, I guess. His point was that teams that wanna behave in a racist manner when it comes to personnel and roster management, well, the teams that aren't

now have fewer teams to compete with or whatever, you know? So I actually think that if you have, having players that really do, like I'll tell you this, dude, whether this show's good or not, it's all I think about. It's all I think about. Having, like, whether this show's good or not, it's all I think about. It's all I think about. Having, I believe C.D. Lam when he says, this is what I do. I wake up, I wanna be here, and I wanna be doing this.

This is all I care about. And I don't know how many superstars you're gonna have like that 10 years from now. And he may be just like right on the edge of, who knows, you know? I don't know. I actually believe that about Micah too, by the way. I think he approaches it in a different way,

but I do think Micah cares. I almost believe it more with Micah. Micah, I do believe it. CD, I'm with you on the like perception-wise, coming out of college, I was like, this guy's gonna be a problem. It's two phones at the draft, it's like, he looks super flashy.

I just, he could not be more to me of a pros-pro, like dialed the F in while also being slime guy and celly guy. He goes hard as hell, and you can tell, in football especially, you can tell. That's why I love Dez, right? And I think Michael Irvin had that. When they're running, you're like holy shit.

This is all of it. So tell me if I'm thinking about this wrong, but I feel like CD is driven so much by his competitiveness. Like I can tell listening to him talk after losses, like he is embarrassed. He hates the way that his team played, hates that he's viewed as a loser. And so I think what drives him is just winning.

And same with Micah. So I don't know, maybe they're just, they're driven by different, maybe there was more of a love for the game. See, this is where I'm confused, but it seems like they're just driven, football is what they're good at, but what they want to do is win,

and they want to win at everything. That's what people would say about Luca, right? That everything he did was constantly competition, and you hear that win at everything. That's what people would say about Luca, right? That everything he did was constantly competition. You hear that about Michael Jordan. So there's definitely some of that, but I just wonder as generations go by, if it decreases, if the number of people who've, because it's harder now than ever

to be a pro athlete and give a shit. Like when you were having to go, like my neighbor, my neighbor growing up, his off-season job, he didn't have to sell insurance because his off-season job was arm wrestling up and down the Eastern seaboard. Hell yes. Did he have a semi truck?

I don't know, he probably had the method, the over-the-top method. You gotta roll it. But yeah, I mean, these guys now, dude, you know you just got paid for a year. I don't know how I would handle that. If you really know I don't have to do this, I really don't, doing a very hard thing

can become a challenge. I bet almost all these dudes though, if you drilled into their mind and gave them the lie detector, we'll put the truth serum in them. Money I think is number one. And then I think that money is such, such an FU level. And I'm not saying they don't care.

No one to win. Not at all. And I do believe those guys do, but if you really put them on it, I think money and security is one. And then some divert into, all right, mission accomplished. And some divert into whether it be more money with the next contract, or I'm going to show them all because of that inherent competitiveness that you mentioned that some of them do have.

But I bet a lot of them, the finish line is the day that pen hits the paper. And that's it happens a lot. I mean, the it's not like they're not going to they're going to stop working out or trying. But whatever that core fire is, I mean, it's not like they're not gonna, they're gonna stop working out or trying, but whatever that core fire is, I mean, I think it really is to get richer than I ever thought I could doing something that I do love. Take care of the family, that sort of thing.

I think it also sometimes just coincides with the decline in your man body. Like, oh, this guy doesn't care anymore. It's like, it turns out I'm just 27 years old for this job. I had a knee surgery. And so, you know, the team maybe should've thought about that. It was pretty clear from the advanced metrics I was on my decline.

Anyways. Yeah, so I just, I enjoy hearing CD Talk. I find it refreshing. Now, of course, he held out last year, he got his contract. One of his compadres is in a similar situation, albeit at camp, so you know every player of note is going to be asked, your advice for Micah? For Micah, man, Micah knows I love him,

and being in this situation, obviously playing his media game with Jerry is not the best, it's not fun, it's not fun, it's not recommended, but as for Micah, he knows what he brings to this table, honestly, for this team, for himself, and he should get what he deserves, and I'm not indulging in any of the craziness

that they got going, but I do want Micah to get paid soon. To me, he sounds wise. Like he's on the other side of it and he just can comfortably say the stuff with Jerry is foolishness. Don't buy into it, don't even play into it. It's just funny to me to hear them say, yeah you have to.

He just did this. This is the shit I don't miss. Sorry, is this tracking? Jerry said this, though, then this. And I know the soap opera is fucking juicy. But I just, I don't miss. Sorry. Is this tracking Jerry said this though than this and I know the soap opera is fucking I actually but I just I can't I Will love it come September and I'm locked in and ready to rock but I just that's the soap opera I can't follow it to me. I view it. It's like I'm just numb to it

It's sort of years every year the same thing. Yeah for sure I definitely think it's like some time but I like a little, we'll change seasons or whatever. I mean, the truth is, dude, it's just, this part of it is just like being in the Game of Thrones to me. Yeah, no, I know you look at it like that. Or Succession or watching a documentary on Enron or something.

It's just that a couple months from now, they do really cool shit on the field and that part shows up too. But I just think it's funny for a player to just straight up be like, yeah I don't know, my boss is on some bullshit. You know how he is, he just starts talking. I think that's it for Cowboys today.

Let's see, Blake you got some sports you wanna get into? Cause I do. I just wanted to talk Langford last night. Because, you know, in the broadcast angle, it was just a lazy pop-up, left fielder, short stop get it, and just for reference, not watching, bottom eight, tied 1-1. Wyatt Langford on first, Jonah Heim at the plate,

Heim, Skies one between short and left field. Ball drops, there's a miscommunication on the play, and Wyatt Langford scores from first base, and the Rangers take the lead and get the W, and you're not seeing the base runner when the fly ball is in the air, and I just could not believe he scored from first. I didn't know why he was running that hard. I thought, did he cut out instantly?

Let's play it so Mike can see. Not even much of a lead on first. Bottom seven. There you go. He thought he just. Short left field, Soderstrom coming in, Wilson going out and they drop it! And they weren't paying attention!

And here comes Leinford! He had no business scoring on that. But there's two outs. So that's why he cut out at least. Because I thought. But there's two outs. So that's why he cut out at least. Because I thought if there's two outs, then he's going. But still, to get from there around to third, it's incredible. And yay boo.

I mean, that guy, we want to talk about it. That guy, obviously, Mike Trout's one of the five best, if not the best baseball player of all time. So I'm not saying White Langford's on track for that, but people do compare him from the sense of their ability to impact a game all throughout. Like you have to know where that guy is, where he's coming up in the order, where he could end up on the base paths,

where he is in the outfield. Like he's being projected as a perennial MVP type candidate. And he kind of looks like him body-wise. He's just a big kid, man. Fire hydrant. And this is why I obsess over Jack Leiter a little bit. And I'll tell you why. I'm not saying why Langford's Mike Trout,

but just look at Mike Trout. Even after adding Otani, the Angels could never consistently develop enough pitching to where they were able to extract what you should actually be able to get out of a 10-win player, 11 wins above replacement. Like the Rangers have a guy here who's going to be a household name.

And you just look at the way that it worked out for the Angels, they got nothing out of it. They got nothing. And the Rangers have a couple of young arms that if they hit, they have a real chance to be good for a while. But the odds are you get a player that good and they just don't ever win anything

because individual baseball players can't change a season that much. I remember once, just because you said Mike Trout, I always think about this, was doing the show with Norm, and I think DJ was doing tickers I think, and we got in this hypothetical of, because we always kind of bust on Norm

for how good Babe Ruth was for instance. You know, like any old dude, and he's like's like he did 40 home runs if he played this season. We got into the hypothetical of if Mike Trout and Babe Ruth swapped bodies basically, and we just settled on that if Mike Trout played in 1940 whatever, within like a year they would burn him as a witch. Yeah for sure.. I'm like, they wouldn't murder him. 100%. Like who the is this guy? Like it'd be that damn good.

And see baseball is a tricky one because like golf, my intuitive reaction is, oh, that's like a technical thing. That's arrow proof. You know, that's not necessarily a pure strength explosiveness thing. But the problem is, is that you're not seeing like, 102 mile an hour fucking sweepers at 19th, like your bat would explode.

There's no way they would catch up to it. So it's great of like, you know, you think of like Ted Williams, right? Ted Williams is not catching up today. He's like, only because I read his book. I know. He's the one, I'm like, you know, you think of like Ted Williams, right? Ted Williams is not catching up today. He's like, only because I read his book. I know. He's the one I'm like, you know what, he probably would get you 305. Okay, think about it this way.

Look what happened. I mean, I don't know what people claim they were throwing 90 years ago, but think about it now. 90 years. Claim. God damn it, so it was like 1940, it was 19. It is 90 years. Lame. God damn it, so it was like 1940, it was 19. It's 85 years.

It's such a meme, but it was like January 1st, the meme came out that you're closer to 2050 than you are to 2000 now. I'm like, oh my God. Yeah, that one got us. Yeah. 90 years ago. Okay, but think about this. Think about like when a reliever or a start, whatever,

when a guy today loses loses three and a half miles an hour of velocity over a decade, and he just gets battered, dude. You drop from 95 to 90, and you're out of baseball. Or 91, probably 92. So you take a few degrees off, and I just don't. Or Adam, I don't know dude. Imagine how shit their speed detectors were back then.

Cause you know they were like Walters. Well cause it had to outrun a horse. You know they just had a horse running with the ball. What's the horse? Cause they feel like. My God. Walter Johnson would throw it 104. Come on. You've never seen anything on the planet go 104 miles an hour. I feel like you're guessing maybe one peregrine falcon zip by one time at over a hundred You've never seen anything move that fast. You don't know shit

You don't don't hold 90 years ago, what do you know? Don't do this. Oh Oh yeah, wait a minute, Uncle Hotmail. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Uncle Hotmail. Uncle Hotmail, look at me. Is there any mail in your box for me? And it is going to be brought to you by, we'll call it Early Bird, because there's gonna be some gummy thoughts in here.

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Mike, did you know Blake is expecting? I'd heard that. And congratulations. Thank you. Yeah, I'm gonna bring some materials over tomorrow at 6.30 a.m. Just ring your doorbell. Just leave it on the porch if you can.

Ah, I got some shit to say. Wyatt Langford's gonna do something special tonight. So Roy doesn't think Ralph should be in the Starz Hall of Fame and he's gonna let you know as he drops off this heart monitor. So I was told by Chris, Softball Chris, that the chat, the community has a name. Oh, OK.

Easton Angelo Jones. Easton's a sick name. I saw a little bit of this. Yeah, obviously the baseball bat, I think, is what started it. Angelo. Easton's a sick name. And also it might be because that kid,

the My Pig valedictorian whose dad almost died in that plane crash. Yeah. His name's Easton. Yeah. Easton's a good name. That is a good name. Do you have a list, like a notes app?

Is that how you do this? That's what we did. Yeah. I have a name, she has a name, we haven't decided yet. You wanna know what's super weird is iMessage. At one point I was searching for, I don't really use it all that much, so I guess I didn't really realize how it worked.

I have all these text messages and I searched my daughter's name and I was looking for something recent and it populated as like oldest and I had the first text exchange of my wife and I being like, what do you think about this one? I love it. But her name popped up early in that.

Yeah. Okay, so it was an early draft choice. Yeah. Did anything get vetoed? Yeah, Lenny. Lenny? Yeah, like reef install. Powerful female filmmaker.

Okay. Some would view as an accessory to the Nazis, but in her own memoir stated She was simply making art anyways Let's tell those Blue Jays baby names up there Because uh, this was this is now in the uh, like Buzz Aldrin category Oh, no Look at look at all the whys the like Buzz Aldrin category. Oh no. Look at all the Y's.

Yeah, so Jeff Hoffman, who is the Blojay's, is he their closer? Anyways. I don't know. There's a photo of him here. It's his bobblehead night. And he's gonna throw out the first pitch with his four children. They're all gonna get to throw out a first pitch

as well alongside Papa and let's pause there. I don't even want to get to the names right now. I think we would be doing Dan a disservice if we did not say what a terrible bit this is. This is what you need. I mean congrats on the, obviously, but to parade all four of them out there and let them do a little, what do we need this for? Don't you think it's enough that you have a bobblehead of your dad? I think your kid's gonna be like, that's awesome. Here's what I'm telling you, the kids don't care.

There's only one person in that photo who cares. And it's mom, it's Instagram mom. Yeah, I think I gotta drag them out on the grass though no I bet they've never been out there before yeah but let me tell you something in front of the full crowd you can go to Jared Sandler's charity event in December and let your kids run around on a Major League Baseball field but the But the kids names. First up we have Titan, which is T-Y-T-A-N. We have Houston, which is exactly what you think it is. H-O-U-T-S-Y-N. And then in what can only be seen as a hat tip to the Bolshevik revolutionary leader,

Vladimir Lenin, Lenin Hoffman. L-E-N-N-Y-N. KJ had a good line of like, boy they really missed this with first P-Y-T-C-H. Like it's just the first itch of the Y. Yeah. Boy, which one would you, if you had to, for yourself even, Lennon, Jetson, Houston, boy, Titan is,

God. I mean, Lennon's not a bad name, but that spelling is psychotic. Titan spelled like that makes me think of Christopher Titus. The TV guy, right? sucked man that was definitely one that Fox Road for a long time if I recall correctly he's gonna play hockey feels like by the way that photo was supplied to us by day1DF Brian, whose email said, Dearest handler of Hope Solo's hastily packed suitcase.

How are they not running out? Here's a photo. Speaking of running out, somebody submitted an ice cream flavor, Chad Iraqi disarmament chocolate chip. And while I do like working, disarmament thing just works on a lot of levels. I think we could probably keep workshopping it.

Do you see what happened with Pat Tillman's brother? I saw the headline, I don't know any more info. Intentional and? Intentional by way of loss of grasp on reality. He had been going through some serious stuff and using drugs and so he drove his car into a post office out in, I think it was like Sacramento or something.

Maybe, anyways. When the authorities responded, the phrase Viva La Mi was spray paintedpainted, M.E. was spray-painted on the building, the car was on fire, I think he was partially on fire. Viva La Me? That's fucking hard. I know. I know. Like t-shirts. I know. Like especially if you do it and like there's fire near you, like that is, yeah, no, you, Viva you. I agree. So there was a note in the police report

or the news report that the police said the suspect indicating he was live streaming at the time of the attack. So, you know, cursory look, I couldn't find anything. Our friend Jason from the internet, he was able to find just, if you start with a Reddit page from a couple years ago that just someone posted like, what the F is going on with Pat Tillman's younger brother?

Because he was streaming under the name, let me see if I can, it's a religious name. Let me see if I can, it's a religious name. Yeshua Hamashiach, or, Hamashiach, it's Hebrew. Yeshua, like the Yahweh, Yeshua, Jesus. First note, when a white guy or a black guy starts talking Yeshua, Yahweh, big problems are coming. Soon.

I'm just telling you, you're gonna get yelled at outside of a concert, or the guy with dreadlocks is gonna start ayahuasca's involved, that's not good. That was the name of his YouTube channel, Yeshwey Hama Shiach, and it's been taken down, and apparently, he was just, he was doing a lot. Like, Taylor Swift is controlling us with her minds,

the CIA's out to kill me. It does look like Jason was able to find a bunch of stuff like in the way back machine, but. There's still no vid. He probably has one in here. He sent it to me right before the show, but like he's, here's Pat Tillman's brother from April of 2024, at Elon Musk.

All my posts will be made public. You're a pussy billionaire. I'm the son of God. We are not the same. I'll prove it. And I don't say like I'm hiding behind my dad. I'm saying that because I'll kill you myself at FBI. This is a war hero, Pat Tillman's brother.

So a little bit of a heel turn. I thought they weren't religious. I know. A lot of times people who become God, they were not religious before. It's usually not like a gradual thing from like flock to God. You just skip it. Take the toll way around.

Let's see here. Blake, do you want to do yours? Yeah, so sorry, a little bit of a background. Reset, I went to Chuck E. Cheese with my kid. I'm dying for anything to do with him outside of the house. Because if we're at home, he's on a screen somehow. And so I need something to do out of the house took him with Chuck E Cheese I hadn't been in 25 years and I got suckered in with the monthly pass Okay, okay. I'm all about trying to value. I love it return on value. So rather than spend 20 bucks for 30 minutes I thought 60 bucks we can go every day. Mm-hmm So I've been going to Chuck E Cheese a lot. It's a very Chuck E. Cheese audience. What does the $60 monthly pass get you? You get 40 plays every day. Okay. And if I wanted

40 plays for one day, it would have been 20. Okay. So it's just for video games. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Essentially three medium visits. I'm sorry. How many visits per month? You can go every day. I can go every day. You can go every I can go every day go every day, but or II But if you go three average times right you're getting your money's worth the card gets reloaded every day with 40 plays Jesus All right, yes like a deal can't not do it feels like a deal, but it's also Smart and bolst they don't let you roll over because you know I'd be in there on the 30th Open to close. Oh hell yeah They don't let you roll over because you know I'd be in there on the 30th Rollover policy Open to close. Oh hell. Yeah

Ball to hand daughters over you just stimming out on one of the little So automated machines were a tear in there, so you have it for July love it July and August, okay? Two-month pass how many visits are we up to in July? Four. So I'm ahead of schedule. We're in the green. Yeah, we're in the green. We're making money. This guy's not taking a loss on some white paper.

And we're still getting, I guess not tickets anymore, but we're getting credits on your account to- Yeah, it's kind of lame. To get prizes still though, right? Yeah. Okay. But it's, you know, used to you put the coins in, you get the paper tickets.

Now you just, you tap it and then your tickets go in the cart. right? Yeah, and they ask you to tip Not yet, but are you on pace for the PlayStation 2 by the end of the month? We're getting there. We're getting there but it's So they did away with the coins and the ticket who gets that PlayStation. No, is it the managers? Just the managers. Yeah, takes the game stop or game stop or something oh you're I'm an idiot you're right there's no ball pit there's no like COVID yeah they used to have the animals up there singing and rotate the animatronics or whatever yeah not

anymore no there's just a projector. The projector. They make kids stretch before Chuck E. Cheese comes out. You know they're gonna freak out? A different kind of place. Anyway, so I've just kind of been enamored with Chuck E. Cheese. Well, we had probably the funniest looking arrest recently. This came out I think this morning from TMZ. We had an arrest at a Chuck E. Cheese,

play the video first Clayton. The actual Chuck E. Cheese man got arrested in the mascot. Oh, damn son. They had to take the hat off, the headpiece off of him. He still has the big hands on. Yes, he has the hands, the jeans, the giant shoes. You've got to take the hands off before the mouse falls.

And so they have to undress him before they put him in the car, but apparently he was part of some credit card fraud scheme or something. But yeah, they had to remove the Chuck E. Cheese headdress off of him to put him in the car. And then throw up the picture. I thought this was hilarious. On the way of escorting him out, this just looks like such a beaten picture as the cop is dragging the Chuck E. Cheese mascot outside. His ears bashing the top of the door.

How is that real? There's absolutely no way this is not done for photo opportunity. Why would that cop not have said, pick the head off? Why would he not be unmasked until they're outside by the car, like for a big reveal? Hey, hey, yeah, look, we're not going to do the regular perp walk. Charles has a family. Right. Keep his face obscured, guys.

Come on. Just get me outside first. We're gonna treat him like everyone else. But how's that traumatizing for the kids to watch Chuck E. Cheese get dragged down? It comes. That's great. But yeah, you can see on the sign,

the little unlimited fun pass. That's what I'm taking note of. QR code right there. That's amazing. They didn't take the thing off until they got out to the car. He's a black dude. He has the hands on too. He's a black dude, nice.

They put the handcuffs over the long sleeves. And then they like frustratedly pull the gloves off of him. All right, we've got some- What'd he do? Oh, he's trading our point shaving scheme on the prize. Yeah, he's taking bets. Boy, you know, somebody in there should be arrested for fraud charging 20 bucks for those pizzas.

Right? Blake, am I absolutely right? Okay, so Rosanne List. I don't know if we ever talked about Lance Berkman, but I want to introduce to you Lance Berkman. This is from Mason, solid emailer Mason. Put up the old picture of Berkman, like end of career. This is the famous Berkman, a Ranger Berkman

in the dugout. That was during a walk-off celebration. And so this is what became synonymous, and that's just very jowly. Looks like a guy who post, you know, is he lefty? He had to have been. Yeah, so I had,

Switch. Switch, right I had, Switch. Switch, right? Looks like he's headed for Roseanne right there, big time. Now if you look at current day Lance Berkman, you can see that you can duck a Roseanne. Oh wow. Oh my. Here's, current day Berkman looks more like Bishio.

Right, like he's fit, he cut the jowls a little bit. So I just wanted to put that out there to show you can beat this. You can beat it. With awareness. Now, there's another guy that Mason mentioned who I don't think beat it. If you want to put up the first photo of storied college

basketball coach Bob Huggins, you can see a pre-Roseanne, this is headed to Roseanne. Definitely. Type two. The one you have to earn. So this is Bob Huggins, you're like, God, this is definitely gonna be a Roseanne. I wonder if he can Berkman this thing. Show the current, or more updated, he didn't. He didn't beat it at all.

That is the most Roseanne looking man I think we have on record right now. And it also made me remember, like man, what's been going on with Bob Huggins? Do you remember when he was last in the news? His radio appearance? That's correct. Yeah.

This is in November of 2020. This is about three months after Brennan was suspended. Oh wait, no, this is a different time he got in trouble. That's a fun note though. He invited Brenneman to come speak to his team three months after he'd taken off the air for the slur. But then in May of 2023, he was doing a radio show and talking about the Xavier West Virginia rivalry

and this happened. Also tells me that you have the best portal transfers. Have you poached any Xavier guys to come to play for West Virginia? Catholics don't do that. No, we're above the fracas, aren't we? No problem. Absolutely.

I mean, I tell you what, any school that can throw rubber penises on the floor and then say they didn't do it, by God, they can get away with anything. Rubber penis. I think that was at the Crosstown Shootout. It was transgender night, wasn't it? It was a Crosstown Shootout. Yeah, no, what it was, all those f******, those Catholic f******, I think. Alright. They were envious they didn't have one.

Steve, your comments about Bob Huggins. Is he the best? He's the best. The best ever. Is he the best assistant coach you ever had? There you go. Boy, they brought it back to the hardwood real quick. And I, uh, I didn't Brenneman F word he said. Yeah. Okay.

I, uh, I guess I never, we don't play this that much, but I never noticed that when the guy completely kneecaps his partner with, uh, what do you think of coach Bob Huggins right after he double F slurred, he not only throws it over to him, he tags it with, isn't he the best? Isn't he the best? Now I'm sitting here as his partner thinking, I don't know if best is the word I would use, but. Isn't he something?

I mean, there's a lot better. God. There was a pause, the radio host, because they laughed hard. Overlapped at the previous plastic dildo joke. Such FM sports radio. And they both froze on that one. He's like, bed.

They're both screaming. All right, I got one here from Lance. He's going to first hit us with an anchor phrase, mortally. Wounded. What else were you using it? Combat. No. Guy, you're right.

God, I had one the other day. I can't remember it. I love the anchor phrase game brand new app in the I think they have it on Android and Apple notes or you can simply note yeah things as they come to mind right in hopes of having the mighty proud when I get one and then I'm unsure if you guys already have it I tell you what I'm gonna sign the bottom of the screen this is the problem with people like Mike Saroy. Go on.

Is that he's naturally good enough that he doesn't have to write anything down. Whereas Dan and I, what you hear here, it's the best things we thought of over a 24 hour period. We wrote all of it down. And then we're like, there might be a couple hours. I brought like, even coming in today, I was like, should I brought my laptop?

No, I like that you don't, I like it this way. So back to, go ahead. Mortally wounded fits between moot point and much maligned. Yeah, oft maligned comes up oft, not oft. Moot court was a thing in college, but that doesn't what do you got Clayton? Death knell Death knell that has to be on there. I bet you I bet you that's on there beneath damsel in distress All right back to Lance's email I have a bit of a combo email of an it's back and an establish the run topic

He's got two kids two and a half year old and two month old, so bedtime each night is a challenge. He wants a name rank, by the way. He's got Henry Vaughn and Thomas Michael. Love it. Solid and solid. Strength. Anyways, tonight my first life comedy

and I managed to get them both down before eight, which slightly increases my chances of a potential moosing, so I was on Cloud 9. before eight which slightly increases my chances of a potential moosing so I was on cloud nine shortly thereafter our doorbell rings oh dog loses his mind per usual jeopardizing my shot at the moose check the ring camera it is a group of kids running off after a ding-dong ditch attempt that's so that's back in play apparently despite my established run rage of them potentially waking up my kids, I was proud of the neighborhood kids for still being kids. Yeah.

I see his point. It's good that, I guess, it's back. Well, it's good the neighborhood kids, but the chaos that ensued in his home, that when he finally had it in a good spot, that does suck. It's the worst. I'm just right now regretting

that not only did I not come to your house yesterday I should have ding-dong ditched Jake's house and like videotaped it from across the street for no reason It would have been the best bit. Yeah, you were breaking down me right now Boat up. I'm like the shaky zoom in on the phone doing the like hey No one here to judge me so I can pretend like I'm a tough guy who's up would you just step out look look both sides tap in a nine iron yeah come to my corner I swear that was my fastest 40 times just running away from a ding-dong ditch boy Boy, it's a feel, you are alive. You are.

And you're not, there's no crime, like you're not really, you're not doing anything that bad. I was hauling ass. Boosh. Dude, then people started being like, Castle Doctor dude. Yeah, that did kind of ruin the game. No. Understandably.

Yeah, I generally have a position, I mean, it's easier said than done. I think I'm decently executing it as a parent. At least being aware of it I think helps. But, uh, of... I try to really think about my actions. And when I judge those of others. So like, if a kid throws an egg at me at a stoplight...

Yeah. Pretty rich. If I decide I'm gonna... Yeah. Who the hell am I to... I just feel like I got a lot of just taking it. at a stoplight, pretty rich if I decide I'm gonna. Who the hell am I to? I just feel like I got a lot of just taking it, coming, and that's fine. I had a dude, it's very unrelated, but just you mentioned in a car, just the other day

in where I live, Bishop Arts area, but I was a little south of that. I was at a four-way stop sign, I was the first one there, right? And then the other car just kinda just went right through it, which I don't care. I do. But well, I mean, I saw him. I keep an eye on things, but he just kind of buzzed the thing. And then while he was going in front of me, I mean, almost to the tits, shirt off, he's hanging out of his own window throwing gang signs at me.

And I was just literally like, what the ffff? He didn't know, you know? He wasn't following me. We were complete different directions. It was a complete random act. Random act of throwing him up. That's too much, T. And I didn't even like this.

There's a correct amount of C, and there's too much. But I didn't react, you know, just in case, you know? Yeah. Man, I gotta tell you. You know just in case well. You know yeah Man, I gotta tell you kind of failed smile as he went as recently as you know last year I was out of my phase of starting First later Yeah, I wasn't fueling the situation I think a year ago. I was still maybe like react like if somebody were doing that it might be like what's what's what's your deal? I would never start anything like that no, but now I just

It's not even like the road rage category there. We had no interaction. He was just no matter who I was he was doing that Just claiming set claim this intersection And I gave it to him you can have it man um Let's see here. Oh, this is a fun one for baseball. This is actually from Letty, the owner of the Bang Bus, who wants you to come out next opening day. He says, let's get a Saroy to jump off the bus. Oh, is this like a, what's his name?

Jim Knox. Yeah, Knoxy. Yes, Letty, the inventor of Sweep Sex on Twitter for Rangers fans. And, Knoxy. Yes, Letty the inventor of sweep sex on Twitter For Rangers fans, it's it's a oh, okay agreement that all wives of Rangers social media have males as well That's a good and last night, you know, it's cuz it's a perfect amount of things It's not exploitive. Yeah, it's not gonna happen all the time. It is happening all the time. Everyone's happy. That's very good Yeah, is that Twitter handle? Uh, he just he tweets it is happening all the time, everyone's happy. That's very good. He has that Twitter handle? He just tweets it every time with the hashtag.

He added one that I feel like is tougher to negotiate. I think the Rangers have a 29% chance of making the playoffs right now. And so playoff anal, I feel like the back half of that is less likely than 29% for most people. But if they get in, watch out. So, Letty's is, this is a sports one. We've been talking about the challenge thing,

the MLB challenge. They did it in the All-Star game. They did it in Spring Training. I love it. I think it's gonna be great. It's another little game theory type thing, you know, cause like the managers of, they've talked to,

you talked to the guys who did it in the minor leagues, they're like, they're guys we don't trust. It doesn't matter how hard this guy begs for a call. We've tested him. We know he does, we're never gonna let him review it. And then it's like, when you can use it, that sort of thing. So he brought this up, Letty.

He says, I never hear the following point discussed much. In all other sports, any missed call can only cost you one score. That's the worst that can happen. Every other sport changes possession after a score. Baseball, that's what makes it different. That in my whole the ball doesn't score thing. A blown strike call on a three-two count

can literally be the difference in zero runs or a 10 run inning. It matters so much more in baseball to get it right. We can get into the weeds with it, but this matters on every pitch because it's all related for the defensive positioning, the next pitch call, et cetera. I guess I just,

when people made a huge, huge deal out of pass interference in football, I think we learned this is a problem. It's just interesting to think, I feel like baseball is eventually gonna go automated balls and strikes and the world will be, because when you think of it in that context, every sport, the play is affected by the play prior,

but in baseball it might be the most. Yeah, I hadn't really thought about it. And so if you think of it that way, it's like, boy, that is a different level of unique consistency. And I just had never thought about it's the only sport where you can score a bunch at once. Yeah, that's a great point.

Thanks, guys. Great sports point. I got a bunch of emails about the moon landing guys. They really got people riled up. I find it interesting and fun that we have multiple listeners who have met people, including Kevin, who met, you think I know this guy, Charlie Duke. He's like, I had lunch with this guy.

He was on the moon. Can you tell the guys you had on, he was on the goddamn moon. And I think the interesting thing to me about it is, Kevin, the listener, God bless him, he thinks that's persuasive. But if you've already convinced yourself that we didn't go to the moon and we staged it,

then what's a few crisis actors in spacesuits? I only saw that on Reddit, I didn't hear it. You're a Reddit guy? I guess I knew you were a Reddit guy as a source. Yeah, I like Reddit. I dabble, but mostly just for sports. But I saw that noted on yours. So he was a guest, and then at the end, he launched into the-

So we had two guys. I wouldn't be surprised if they- they didn't know Cameron. You know Cameron. I think so. Through cash. Video guys. Oh, Cameron Gott. Yeah. So they do a similar type deal where- I'm surprised if they, they didn't know Cameron. You know Cameron. I think so. Through cash video guys. Oh, Cameron Gott.

Yeah, so they do a similar type deal where, and they started filming at APEC, where I went to the gym and Patrick, bombs goes to the gym. You and Pat. And so they got in with Patrick early and they filmed all of his stuff for the QB. That's right, okay.

And they did Netflix, the Jerry, they did a bunch of that. Their NFL network, Freelancers or whatever. So pretty interesting stories. Self-made guys. But then how did he get to Moon Talk? Was that a nowhere at the end? Dude, if you're that guy, you're gonna find a way.

Find a way to work it in. I don't know, yours is never really a bad time. To be like, also these people lie. Also, I think this was a funny movie I saw, the one where the moon landing's fake. He'll find a way. And it was interesting. But because we didn't say, hey you know this is insane,

and said you know you make good points, which he does, people are like, why are you supporting this? And the only thing about that that hurts me is that that means people think I care enough to support anything. I Don't you don't it's just the guy was fun. I mean I learned Somewhere in my life that you don't or at least I don't have the energy to fight that guy Because it's not gonna he's not gonna hear one or two of your points and then back down. No, he's in the trenches Well, it's also it's not a fair fight either. Like he is loaded for bear.

And you didn't get the pre-trial briefing. You're not even. He's got four or five sources in his holster. Oh, you haven't read the latest? You watched this video. You're like, no, I didn't know we were gonna talk about this. Oh, right.

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So there's been a lot of talk over the last couple weeks about the NFLPA, have you seen any of this? You texted me something about it, and I tried to like Google Don Van Natta, NFLPA, and then I just hit X on the window that I had open. That's fair, that's fair. He's got it. You's fair. That's fair. He's got it.

You were probably, yeah. Sorry. Your list was overloaded of topics to go over. No, you know I don't care. Something about a strip club and a guy quitting and. Well, okay, so the NFLPA has been a bit of a mess for really about a decade, it seems like, to hear those involved tell it.

And about a week ago, there was a podcast that, uh, pop, you know what Pablo Torre is doing now, like he's the one who really got after Belichick and Jordan Hudson, like found all the documents. He's basically just a guy who's, uh, annoyingly talented and smart. He is a reporter and fact checker by trade and he could figure stuff out. And one of the things that he figured out with Mike Florio from Pro Football Talk was there was a collusion settlement that was reached, settlement over a collusion charge.

This is where you saw those texts because those involved, Russell Wilson was one of them, Kirk Cousins was one of them, I don't recall the other, but it was because of Deshaun Watson. and they felt, hey, I think the owners are colluding to prevent us from getting guaranteed contracts now because of him, and they found there was some evidence of that, but not enough evidence to xyz. So that agreement was kept from the players.

The union who represented them said, hey, we got a settlement, whatever. So Pablo Torre finds out, which is the name of his podcast, he finds out there's all these documents, they hid all this shit from the players. He's like, there's a lot going on at the union. Well, that puts off an alarm bell. Now ESPN's gonna look into it.

Now everyone else is looking into it. And the culmination of that was a long Don Van Natta article yesterday, where you just get the behind the scenes, uh, because they've had people quitting, uh, resigning, taking their name out of the running, uh, at like daily for the last four or five days. And Van Natta's article says that last Friday night, uh, for four hours, Patrick Mahomes and 31 other player reps, and he's apparently like second at the union right now,

they're on the phone for four hours, which they'd been doing every night for two weeks trying to figure this out. Very strange to me. It's strange to me that Patrick Mahomes, who can do all these incredible things incredibly, has to sit there, I mean he's just like, it was like when Dan and I were in mediation

and they're like asking us questions, they're like, I don't know. But so that's what Patrick Mahomes has been working on, at least at night. And so when the reporting picked up, and ESPN starts looking into it, there was a guy, his last name is Howell, he had come from private equity,

and this is part of the issue is that the union, there's a certain faction that thinks that's gotta be a player. We need the union head to be a player. Matt Schaub made it to the round of six in the last running and didn't make it past that. He was the only player that made it that far, and he's interviewed here and he's like, it's gotta be someone who's been in the last running and didn't make it past that. He was the only player that made it that far and he's interviewed here and he's like,

it's gotta be someone who's been in the room. We can't just have some basically fucking nerd. And then there's another faction of players that are like, that's all well and good, but when we're going into these rooms with these owners, these are killers, these are assassins who do, private equity now is involved, we don't need a mom and pop union operation

to go deal with these guys, because they're gonna bully us. But so this guy, last name Hal, who they were trying to keep in the union and elevate, the players that elected him a few years prior, last Friday night on this call with Mahomes, which I say took four hours, the whole time he was telling them,

I think I'm out. I know you guys want me, I know you voted me in, I know we fought hard, but this is just an esh show and some of the stuff, it's not gonna look good if it comes out as far as that whole settlement that we hid from you guys, but I'm just not feeling it. And he goes on to describe that for four hours you had 32 NFL players, and then some, trying to urge this guy, and he's doing the,

man, I'm listening, but I just don't, I don't know, guys. I feel like you'd be better off without me. I'm too much of a distraction to your mission. And he resigned at 1038 that night via news release, Friday night. The next day, ESPN reported all of his strip club details, which were 740 bucks for transportation to the strip club and 2,500 at an Atlanta strip club

with two employees during a retreat. And I just thought it was very funny because I've been in this situation with dudes before where all your buddies are like, come on dude, it's not that bad. You're like, no, yeah, I mean, I know it's just, I don't, you know it's worse. Right.

I was like, dude, I'm looking at this, there's not that much here, just stay, dude. Like, we'll protect you. So on the call, did they or did they not know? They did not know. It was reported the day after he resigned. He knew. Yeah, that's why, yeah.

And he's like, I don't know guys, I think I'm a distraction. So is he using the money from a company card or something? Yeah. But even, those numbers don't seem insane. Here's another thing. Don Van Natta, great reporter, but I love when straight laced guys end up with these jobs

because it says, the next day, sources said, executive committee members were astonished to read the strip club details as reported by ESPN, charging the union for $738. I'm like, my God! Animals! But then the players got pissed, because they're like, all right, you were dicking us.

You've lied to us here. Now all the other lies make you just don't look. And this guy was like moonlighting at a private equity firm that's trying to buy NFL teams. So there's just a lot going on there. But the most insane part of this story, bar none, But the most insane part of this story, bar none, is they go into how this guy, after being voted in by the players, like he did not know how to get along

with people, he did not know how to relate to people, particularly in the world of the NFL, because again, that's probably the part Matt Schaub would have been able to do, but this guy couldn't, and he was a dick, and he was a, you know, he's a Wall Street guy. Howell ordered the union facilities department to merge two spaces in the parking garage to avoid door dings on his Porsche Cayenne turbo. Awesome.

The sources said he asked workers to change the numbers of the two spaces, 10 and 11, to 32. As an homage to the jersey number worn by O.J. Simpson. According to Craig Jones, the union's longtime director of security, a second source familiar with the matter confirmed the Simpson inspiration. I don't know why OJ Jones said everyone has their preferences perhaps. Like I understand they work at football, but putting OJ's number custom into your parking spot is the most psychopath shit I've ever heard in my life. Was it like in blue and red? It had to have been. Like Bill's colors.

It had to have been. The circle. Yeah. Like the type of person, like again, it's like the type of person who rings the doorbell at 745, you're learning a lot more about that person in that moment. The type of person who shows up, again, mind you,

this guy's not in football. Mm-hmm. Like he shows up and he's like, I just loved OJ for the football. Can you guys respect what a purist I am? Early OJ. Art not the artist. Well and then the double parking spot maneuver is equally psycho. I feel like that's a generic, like I could kind of see you doing that. Come on. Good. Enough power, enough and like you'd be like it's a bit all right morning it's gonna drive them crazy they're gonna be crazy once they see this it's a bit game day men's health not only do they sponsor our

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And last week, remember Sarah said, she was in studio and she said, oh, I just picture that makes you like angry and fired up and all this. He said it's improved his mood tremendously. Like it makes you less angry. It makes you calmer, able to deal with the world. You're not frustrated that you don't have the energy to do things.

OK. So yes, I think that is, I mean, I'll tell you this, hadn't hit my wife once. So the Sarah's case, I think it's, and I feel. Wait, the whole time you've been doing it? The whole time. Unbelievable. The whole time.

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He might have been tracking you down. No, I saw Peyton Yeager in the hallway. Did you? Her eyes were still red. Clearly just received the news of Hulk Hogan's passing. She just almost looked right through me, but then we just had a kind of quiet embrace and they went on. All the Fox executives are scrambling in the office trying to figure out how to handle this news. Okay, this is a good topic. What they cut in on is, okay, where would he rank as of this morning? Where would he rank as far as the number of canned obits that are in place

already for people that were alive this morning. Cause I would say top 10 on earth. Like I think he ranks above some, well, you know what? More or less than Ozzy. You, more. More. Boy Ozzy's were probably written 20 years ago though. That's a good point.

I was about to make a bad one, which is that, cause I think Ozzy might have a degree of this as well, but I don't think it was BS at all. Like Hulk Hogan was on the 700 club last year, it was riveting, he was selling like Jesus Hulk merch. But, he made a comment of like, I think I'm probably bigger than Tom Brady, because I've been all over the world, and when you go into Cambodia, they don't know,

or at least they didn't then, they made now full globalization, but they didn't know Joe Montana. They had Hulkster shirts. That stuff made it, that was a global thing. You just reminded me, we had this conversation in my previous radio station, and I don't wanna get the numbers wrong, but I think I made the claim that Hulk Hogan is in the top 50 most recognized headshots on planet Earth.

Ever. Yeah. I would agree. And we had a big argument about it. But I mean, who do you show that in America or anywhere? Yeah, I mean certainly there's places and young people I don't know where the age cutoff is but you show a picture and they they'll say Hulk Hogan No matter what they know you just have acquired that knowledge over 70 years

Henry, you know Hulk Hogan, right? Okay, I just wanted to check. How old's Henry? How old are you, Henry? 21. That a boy, Henry. Get that mic over there. 21, but like 15.

Yeah, dude, they know Hulk Hogan. I think they know Hulk Hogan. They do. And you're right. They don't know Joe Montana or Tom Brady. Right, yeah, now again. The most nooks and crannies of the world. I would say Ozzy might be that guy

because metal is universal, my friend. But he's up there. And really kind of stuck the landing. Ozzy? Well, yeah, really, that's interesting, both of them. I was talking to Clayton about Hulk and his last year or two before the show, but Ozzy, dude, that Black Sabbath show

a few weeks ago was incredible. And so pulling that off, yeah, but Hulk, I'm not a religious guy myself, but the dude obviously was living with a lot of pain his whole life. Like, the mask he had to wear, just not easy, not easy. Again, a lot of poon.

He had sex with Bubba the Love Sponge's wife, his Pepsi can penis. We saw his penis that day. He was also like talking about having diarrhea while he was doing it. It was a lot, which ultimately brought down Gawker, which resulted in Peter Thiel realizing the power of his dollar to control the media,

which ultimately ended up in President Trump getting elected twice, which is why JD Vance will be elected in 28, and we will ultimately be eradicated as a human race. But. All from that. All from Hogan. All from Hogan with a bone,

bitching about having to take a shit. I'm happy though. Right moments before. He seemed like he was happy. You know, now I found it perhaps not helpful to the country to have him at the RNC doing a full wrestler act and, you know, be smirching the absolute institution of class that is a national convention. That's so stupid.

With this? But you know what I mean? Like he seemed happy. He was with the Lord. He was talking about how he'd done, like I just, he wasn't, he didn't seem internally conflicted anymore to me. Oh, I bet he was all effed up.

All right, well, fuck me. And he was a- A nice moment for American legend. Well, he had some N-bombs, you know. No, listen. I understand. The guy had, he was on the wrong side of history on multiple, okay, probably for most of his life what you would say, not a kind of racist, a racist. Yeah. Like thought people of color were less than him.

Definitely. Perhaps died that way. But I hadn't seen him spray paint the N-word in at least 10 years. The N was followed by W-O when he spray painted it, not by anything else. We're kind of ruining my plan to go full Hulkster tonight on my show. We won't do anymore. Dress up and... No, for real, I feel like you could just keep going.

Cut the mustache down. There's so much. Rip my shirt real. I feel like you could just keep going cut the mustache down There's so much rip my shirt off. I Don't want to support that have a kid have that kid get medium famous enough to where they can date a swing tackle for the Dallas Cowboys That's the great. Yeah Broke this row out makes so much sense now. I know hey The was that Phil Costa so much a colon? Maybe free-reign will play the know. Hey. Was that Phil Costa? So much should call him. And Rick Hogan. Maybe Free Rayno will play the memorial. Yeah.

Oh shit, that's gonna pop. Dude, Hulk Hogan's funeral's gonna rule. Yeah. Just imagine. Place, talk about place of CNBC. No doubt. Pick eight. Pick eight legends to carry that casket.

Good luck. Like there's gonna be a lot of guys burying hatchets to like show up and. Yeah. I haven't seen you in forever, Ray. Brother. Well, that's cause I'm mysterious. All right, anyways, let's do some news. What do you say? JJ with the Gozo News.

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This is tough for all the husbands, the wives here, this story. There was a kidnapping in Fort Worth overnight, on Monday night, over at East Berry, little mom and pop gas station. So this is a robbery that I think must have gone poorly because they kidnapped a female clerk. That's not how you want that to go.

Another gas station employee tried to stop them. They pulled the gun out, pointed at them, threatened them. Police arrive on the scene. They're like, what do you got? They say, we got witnesses, and we have a little bit of the license plate. And she shares her phone location with this lady, so we're gonna drive over there right now easy easy peasy

So do you think in your head when you plan those things they go real smooth right like you don't do too much pre-chaos management When you're working out a robbery in your head. You're like this is gonna be nice and clean and I'm gone No, I think that's obviously as two guys who, maybe as all guys do, believe, in the right crew I could be effective. Like, there's a world where I can help a team rob a bank. Probably a better chance for you.

Thank you. Dude, I hate that I had to say that, cause I only said it cause you were looking at me like, he's at least gonna make Sure to know that there's a distinction distinction between him and me and Blake every crew needs a head of the crew Anyways as long as you have explosives guy I think that's what separates the the the bad from the good even when it comes to like little petty One and done type. Yeah, you need a plan

So yes, it is noted in the car like, oh, the police are saying, this is why it's important to share your location with a loved one. I don't think I do that. Do you do that? I do. Maybe I do it. I don't know.

I do it with my wife. And Blake does it with Dan. Dan does it with Blake. Really? It it with Blake. It's this dude. That's your only one? Again, trying to get me to say something offensive. I like seeing where Dan's at. He just has a little circle with a little avatar on there.

Yeah, let's see where he's at today. Do you think, what percentage of total weight do you think people on average remove when they cartoon avatar themselves? Because you're never toting the full freight. No of course not. But like you can't just bullshit you know you can't be like yeah I'm just kind of a thin guy. Yeah. Isn't it usually just like lean like how do you do is there a sliding I don't know sliding I've never done it or you have to commit to never done it I think yeah you get 35% leaner the second you avatar yourself I'm gonna do it automatically do they do you the favor so we had this story about a year ago

this guy was arrested over in Fort Worth. 29 year old guy, Trent Muse, he was a teacher, a music teacher at Trinity Valley. That's a private school over in Fort Worth, one of the real nice ones. And he was arrested. So he pled guilty to exposing himself to students. Now there's an entire situation here where the parents are saying the school enabled them

and that they covered it up and that, so it's that part of it, but then there's this guy specifically, his acts, he was sentenced yesterday. What are you guessing? For exposing himself to students, how many? Let me see if I can find any other details that are more graphic. Yeah, cause that's pretty broad. But I I mean I know that 16 to 18 kids I know

that was mentioned. A decent exposure with a child. Yeah I mean it's that he would he would whip it out. It seems like one they ding you for every one of the victims, I suppose. So give me a, I'll take a year per victim. So 16 to 18. Draconian. What do you think, Blake? Yeah, I don't know. 10.

The answer is 10. This guy's going away for 10 years. The first story I thought of was the daycare kindergarten kids who took the teachers' gummies. Yeah, that was a big charge. Has she been sentenced? And which one's worse? Dude, shut up.

A teacher in Prosper, her toddlers got into her THC gummies. Okay, no that's not bad. So she brought him to school. I mean it sucks, but it's not exposing yourself. And in her case, she did get hit with the one year sentence for each child involved and three years for drug possession. So I think she ended up getting four years, one for each kid and three, so seven total.

But perhaps again, I reacted like I have the answers, I don't, morally, my moral judgment, accidentally bringing non-lethal drugs to your place of employment with kids is not near as bad as whipping your dick out at an 11 year old girl's piano lesson. But hey, I'm with you. I'm with you.

But 10 years, yeah, I just, I don't know. That feels right, right? Yeah. Feels about right. This is a rough one, man, and you recently got back from a trip where you did a little bit of water sports. Not water sports, but did you not mention rafting? Yeah, no, I didn't raft, but we were near

the Chattahoochee River, just north of Atlanta, and there were people enjoying. Thank you. What'd I do? It's more about what I didn't say it. Enjoying. Thank you. What'd I do? It's more about what I didn't do. What I did do was restrain myself from asking how far on said river. There was a woman from Rockwall

who was rafting in, I think, Bend, Oregon, and the Deschutes River of brewery fame, and she and a couple of other people she was with. Their inner tubes tied together. They went over a waterfall. Four of them got out of their tubes, and those are the ones that lived. The others did not.

Stuck in tube upside down. You have to figure. Intertwined in some way. Yeah. I told you, you mentioned a couple years ago, the speed of the drowning, I hadn't really, I don't know, not that shocking, but I hadn't really thought about it until you mentioned it. I'm like, god damn it, he's right.

I mean, that's one of those like, life's tale things that was drilled into me as a kid that is legit, you know? And my mom probably put a little sauce on it, like my friend down, she died face down in half an inch of water. I'm like, I don't think that's, does it? But it was something like that. Like, it doesn't need much water,

doesn't need much time. And that's, you know, those dudes, the rafting thing, I've done it, but I've done it at a level where I don't know that I ever felt unsafe. I've done it in Colorado where it was like whatever the middle level is, but I never felt, hey, I might end up under, if I fell off,

I didn't feel like I was gonna be trapped. No, it's different. I mean, whitewater rafting and you have a big old life jacket on, there is at least someone in theory who knows what they're doing with you. True. And going overboard is very likely,

but the casual rafting of tying your inner tubes together with a cooler beer and a bunch of them has a lot of loose ropes and shit, that feels almost worth. How you doing that out there? Like when we, so in Sam or whatever, down in the Hill Country area, there were deaths for sure,

because then it would get overcrowded with tubes and then you get under there, there's nowhere to go. And you'd get kicked potentially. Yeah, and that was always the, that scares me way more than rapids. Yeah, that's a tough one there, pal. Where are you on this Epstein thing, bud? You paying attention?

I kind of am. It's from afar. I'm nowhere near the passionate observer that you are. It is shocking. You know what, to be honest, and this is just a personal failing of my own, I'm less interested in it now that it's. Now that everyone, now that it's cool.

Yeah. But it's... Not everyone, now that it's cool. Yeah. But, it's fascinating. I know there's this story today that one of his former attorneys, Trumps, was going to go meet with Maxwell in prison. Yeah. Which feels so Joker to me.

She's like, I got her in a cage, and she's like, I'm here to talk. I mean, what if she does commit suicide in the next month while everything's shut down? Okay, that's like a fantastical what if, but what if a much more realistic what if happens and they release her? And you don't think we're all supposed to look at that

and be like, well, obviously his DOJ just cut a deal with this woman to keep quiet if she can get out of jail. If they let her out of jail, it'll be the most obvious thing ever. Yeah, I didn't think that up. But they'll just do it and say, look, she's just not the main one. And then she slips on something shortly after getting out of jail and disappears anyway. Yeah.

It's fucking weird. It turned out it was all true. These crazy ass podcasts, like I started listening to True Anon because of this, which is the most off the reservation podcast on the planet. And it turns out like pretty much everything these like crackpot podcasters were saying, it's just all true.

It's all pretty much just true. What's the thing in the birthday letter letter that he sent to him the word? Enigma? Yeah, it's scrambled and it means little girls in French or something. Yeah. Yeah, there was a Wall Street Journal's is not budging, right? They're like no, it's real. Of course they are. Yeah I don't get me name or something. Yeah And I thought that damn nude drawing was like something added on from some just picture that I saw I didn't know that was Actually supposedly on there thought it was fish What the?

how I Don't know dude. You're surprised by that. Yeah, okay. No, I don't know thing. Here's another thing that I think people need to Try to consider. If you consider Donald Trump as a person. So he's obviously a guy who doesn't drink, he doesn't do drugs, he doesn't even really like, he doesn't really play sports or exercise. He doesn't really hang out with the fellas that much. Like the guy, I'm here to tell you, the only thing he does is fuck. Like he doesn't go skydiving for his dopamine fix. The only thing he does is business and fuck.

So if you're surprised that he's like a guy who draws plays on a napkin for sex, like he's just an extremely horny guy who that's how he's gotten his excitement his whole life is women And women he's not supposed to be able to get. Mm-hmm. So yeah, he's a guy who sits You know what guys do who are into music they write lyrics. Oh I got a minute a

Couple lines came to mind for him. He's the type of guy who just draws a pair of titties I'm serious, dude. No, you're right. I just watched in the plane back from Atlanta, The Apprentice, that, did you watch that? Duh. The movie with Sebastian Stan, I think, is Trump. Oh, you know what, I really did wanna watch that.

Is it actually good? It's pretty great. I mean, very interesting with Roy Cohn, who is the guy who taught Trump everything he knows according to the movie. Right. You know, and comes up with the three rules of deny and then attack, and it's essentially the playbook

that you do see still being used. You know what I find really hard to wrap my head around, and I guess you could say this about anybody, it's not unique to Trump, he's just really good at it. So you know that he'll tell you in books, this is the guy who trained me and he taught me deny, deny, attack, right? And then you could ask him a question and be like, well,

I feel like you're doing that right now. And he's like, no, I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. That's the problem. No. Is that he'll flat out tell you, my strength is I'm going to lie to you and bullshit you.

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today is my Dirk birthday. Been listening to you since the TC hog court debacle. Loved you guys ever since. Leaders are ham. Politically sponsored Big Salmon LLC ads. And Dan, Les Jake, Moore Blake, Mike from Corpus Christi. And then just one more. Dear Dan Daniel, I'd like to wish my little brother.

How do you think that kid's doing? Let's check him out. Dan Daniel kid. How long ago think that kid's doing? Let's check him out. Damn Daniel kid. How long ago was that? At least. I think it works for vans. For real? 2016.

Okay, I was gonna guess 10 years. I'd like to wish my little brother, Carter, a happy 38th birthday. His leaders are Blake's understanding of how acronyms work in the Angelo Social Experiment slash means teasing bit or means testing bit. Yeah I like it. We had a sit-in last year for both our birthdays and are both huge fans one drop request is the hard knocks guy who couldn't

pronounce testosterone. Do we have that? Ciceroan. Ciceroan, hi today. Cicero. Cicero, hi today. Cicero. Which season was that? The Browns, and it was when they had Jarvis Landry. Cicero. Let's see if this will play. The Cicero, hi today.

Cicero, Cicero, whatever the fuck it is. Cicero. Get ready to go today. I like it. I fucking like it. I did not know that. You know what? The other guy said, what's that?

All it makes me think of, am I up? Yeah, yeah. Get down like that. Tony Sherell against. I been staying with Tony Sherellrer against you know what I'm saying? That's riff raff trying to pronounce Tony Schasher is just wrong. Tony Scherrer against who's getting a hard knocks right now. Bills I think yeah.

Yes bills and then? The NFC East. Oh, for the in-season thing? Oh, that's right. Hell yeah. You're about to get a Jerry dock. Yeah. For me, you guys ever seen Pumping Iron?

What, Arnold? Yeah. No. I don't think so. We should do it someday. It's great. But there's a line in there, I'm not gonna really try the accent But he's like there's you know for me pumping is you know

They say that the greatest thing is sex and calming and for me pumping is like I'm always coming That's how I feel about football right now so cowboy doc bills hard knocks Shoddy press conferences every day. I'll watch first take, I don't care. I want football.

The voice wasn't that good, but when you said pumping, that sounded perfect, that one word you nailed. Do you think Mav's hatred has fueled more football love? Without a doubt. Really? Everything. Because you say football fucking psyched these days. Rangers is what, I mean, dude, I watched the Rangers. I actually watched the Rangers.

The games are much faster now, you know? Yeah. It's good. I don't watch every game, every inning, by any means, but I watched probably two hours of Rangers a week, aggregate. Today is Thursday, July 24th, the 205th day of 2025, 160 days left in the year. On this date in 1847, Mormon leader Brigham Young

and his followers arrived in the great Salt Lake Valley in present day Utah. Where did their quarterback go? Who? Sir? Okay, yes, they have a quarterback currently, they did, who had transferred there, and it was a story of note because he was Jewish.

And he left because he was accused of some things, which might have been if you listened to the BYU message boards or something, an attempt to set him up, a harlot trapping him. Oh no. They have a code of conduct there, my friend. And him, again, Jewish guy, transferred from there to Tulane.

Now, do you have another question? Okay, good. No. Got it. I didn't know that was a, I thought that was just these people I knew. In 2010, a stampede inside a tunnel crowded with no techno music fans left 21 people dead and more than 500 injured at the famed love parade festival in Western, Germany

How do you think you'd handle the stampede? I know you're Unkidnappable and I don't know if those are distant cousins. No, Stampede, no good. No good. Very claustrophobic. Don't really find myself in too many situations like that anymore if I can help you out. Sure.

Well, you still just gotta survive and sort it out. I wouldn't, I would be dead. I know that. Plane of action and like jump up and crowd surf? That's not the worst idea, right? You gotta Jon Snow it and get up out of the melee. But I think it's a diagonal traverse out of the core of the stampede and keep your feet wide base.

But this was a tunnel. And F everybody else that's nearby. Okay. A tunnel, I don't know what kind of tunnel I'm visualizing either. But hey, again, if you need the stroke, my money's on you to get out of it. Yeah, I actually yeah, I'm still I'll fire up this sasarone inside me and just fucking live. No problem birthdays today Jamie Lang and Brunner's 50

Yeah, that was his oh, I thought it was the hot porn chick. It was in like the Blink-182. No. Jamie Lindemolder. Jamie Lindemolder. What was her name, dude? This is bad. Jamie Lindemolder. No, no, it's not a Jamie.

It's not a Jamie. Close. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Of course. I got the poster right behind me in the office. OK, dude, complete side note. Janine Lindemolder. I knew Janine but I

wouldn't have got Lindemolder. Two days ago right we wake up and Christina who doesn't outwit me with her dreams you know like some some women do she basically said I had the craziest dream I'm like all right she's like it was about Mark Hoppus and I'm like all right not too abnormal I guess I mean it's significant person I get on in her life so he was about Mark Hoppus and I'm like, all right, not too abnormal, I guess. I mean, it's a significant person, you know, in her life. It's like it was about Mark Hoppus, and I was so excited to meet him, and I met him, and all he wanted to talk about was how much he loved the dumb zone.

Pfft, sordigo. Ah! I'm like, what the f— That, yeah. I promise you, like, that was— and that's the entire—all the info I got. There wasn't any follow-up, and she didn't remember much more, but she's like, Mark Hoppus was just so psyched

Yeah, I can't come up with too many things I'd be more excited about than the car tray via water burger But a mark mark hop coastline podcast. Yeah, he's a super fan. I take that I love that you began that she never does this and even though she never does it you still meet it with the same enthusiasm All right Yeah,, all right. Yeah, go ahead. Well, I have a new podcast too, Tell Mark. Kellen Acosta is 30, this says Kim spin. I don't know if we have a Kim spin or not.

I think if anything, I think people, well, people used, I don't know, nevermind. I thought there was rumors that he dated somebody that we worked with But there's probably another one like related to money. I don't see him on the list. Okay Maybe Dan knows something we don't Dan may know what I know Kyle Kuzma is 30 Nico and that's one we just don't really

Don't get on the ledger. I just finished the Tim McMahon book. Finished, I listened to it. Could not believe that. Like he was gonna offer up, yeah, the farm for Kyle Kuzma instead of PJ and Daniel Gafford. Kyle Kuzma, canary in the coal mine for athlete who doesn't care about sports. Yeah, that's a good point.

Where'd you guys settle on the audiobook that counts? Did you ever work that out entirely? According to Dan, it does not count. It does not count? No. But the good news is, he's the only one who cares. Yeah. It is an interesting thing.

That popped in my head this weekend too, because I was gonna ask something similar. The audiobook count as a book. Does the pool count as a book does the pool? When you does the pool count as a shower? Not the same thing at all no, it's the same neighborhood no, it's it's really not the I'm I was actually gonna stop you and you said that the reading or listening thing was interesting, but then you made it worse so No, it's not He's not completely off base.

There's something about playing golf for five hours, you go dip in the pool and then you go get in bed. Yeah, I'm like taking a shower now. Okay, but the problem with the pool is it makes your hair all messed up. Yes, there's chemicals and, but you're just trying to get the sweat off of you and I feel fine.

And there's a clean feeling with the chlorine. Yeah. I'm probably more on Team Sorority. And you guys are going to get a lot of support because you're all cavemen. That's not, no, the point, it depends. Is your goal in taking a shower get wet? Because then yes, then, but for me, no, it's to clean.

No, it's to feel clean, and the chlorine makes you feel clean. See, I don't get that at all for chlorine. And you can always give a leg scrub in the pool. Yeah if you want It's something you're not acknowledging that if you're dirty and you jump in a pool if you're had than you were 30 seconds Yeah, if you have like physical like dirt or like turf Pellets or something then yes, but I don't know that your skin is any cleaner from like a germ standpoint.

Or a... It's a little cleaner. But you don't feel weird getting in the shower after you've been in the pool? No, I love it. You're supposed to. It's so redundant to me. I love it.

Well, that's why they also have a shower outside by the pool too for getting in primarily, but if you get out of the pool, you can do a little chlorine rinse and done, then that's over with. And then you're clean? No, the pool, the shower, no, you're not clean unless you use soap and an instrument

to apply that soap to your body to get all the dead-ass skin off of you. Audio book, read the book. Same shit. And you know, listen, the reason I don't care about the audio book one has no utility, but I'm actually having this argument with five and six year olds right now Okay, that's that's why you have such a strong stance

No, because only a six year old would think boy. This is fine Well, I'm not saying regularly and to replace showers with a with a swim, but on a rare occasion sauna I Don't know how to apply sauna here. What is is that a shower? I get pretty wet and I go I go sit down I got a towel and I wipe off my soap off. You're making a mockery of Joe mixin is 29 because you're not speaking of making a mockery, bro I that's the closest I've probably ever been caught I've ever gotten to being kicked out of a

I've probably ever been caught. I've ever gotten to being kicked out of a pro-ish type sporting event. I got kicked out of a game I played in. We all have. Was what? Heckling? Joe Mixon? From up close, dude.

Machine and I, he'll be here tomorrow. You can ask him about it. At what? TCU. Okay. So in college still. The one that's fresh. The video's out.

It's just out. Yeah. We're sitting in the OU section. My TCU's not really, it's never felt like a place where there were any checks on my behavior. You know what I mean? You'd go to places like big other college places, you're like, this could get bad.

Like at Ohio State or at Michigan or I've never been to Death Valley but I imagine. But like there, it was like, whatever. It's so, I'm sure you guys talk about this so weird that that, I mean that video is violent where he drills that girl. It's like a sucker punch. Yes, yes.

I may say that, but. Who's square up, tough guy? But like the Ray Rice. Let him get her hands up. Square up. But like the Ray Rice one happens and there's a little, there's video and it's like, because you're, you're a walk, close to being washed. It's like,

I this guy's out of the league. But if you're just coming in the league, it's like the Justin Tucker. It's got a lot of years of years ahead of them. Some. Do you guys think it's a, I'll put it when people say caveat instead of caveat one caveat. He was, you think you're young. You know, you can be like, oh, he's a 19 year old.

This person's by definition mentally retarded. The literal definition of it were, Ray Rice, I mean, he's an old man. But I also feel like, in a weird way, people were madder at Ray Rice, because it was his wife. Yeah. And then she was able to put that fire out for him.

Tangled web we weave. Better just to not hit him. Yeah. Drake Glendon is 24. How's his career going? I think he's awesome, right? I think he's pretty good. And probably a big year ahead.

Our War Games leader, Barry Bonds is 61. Barry Bonds. Career War of 162.8. Insane. That might have been the first Blake drop. It was. Barry Bonds. It was about Ginny Finch too.

There it is. Barry Bonds. Oh, I have you to blame for the back to Pittsburgh one. That's right. Oh yeah. Really? You could, you, you, you, no. No, I don't think.

Where's it, Jub? Jub. Okay. Jub was the most Blake Drop Watch watchdog. Carmeloan is 63, probably our first ever Kim spin. Had to be on the list for sure. The, the, the first first class that's an insane story and we just

Whatever Rick Fox is 56 Nick nurse is 58 I'm generally confused by Rick Fox's existence Yeah, I don't from like racial ambiguity on down to what does he do Is he Hollywood man? I tried to be yeah for sure a handsome devil I don't know, from like racial ambiguity on down to what does he do? Is he Hollywood man, or tried to be? Yeah, for sure. A handsome devil. Definitely. Linda Carter is 74.

Explains why Dan's not here today. This will probably be Henry's birthday of the day. Jennifer Lopez is 56. I'm still just the number one fan. She's really special. This is Luke, but I'm pretty sure it's Luca. Is it Luca Magnata? It's 43, the Don't F With Cats documentary.

Yeah, it was Luca. You remember that? I never watched it. It was good. It was really good. I know people liked it, but I know there was cat death at the beginning or something, like actual. Well, the It was really good. I know people liked it, but I know there was cat death at the beginning or something like actual. Well, the cat was already dead.

You know, they didn't kill the cat. So that's. That's all I think of. I was like, I don't really want to watch that. Jake Bindi Erwin is 27. Oh shit. I think she recently got the Crohn's or something. Okay.

I have an alert. So. You're out now. RSS. No. I have an alert, so. You're out now, RSS? No, I'm in. Dude, somebody sent me, speaking of the documentary style, like we did this, I made like a Cowboys montage last week,

like using the fake, using the AI Liv Schreiber and AI John Fasenda. Okay. And like I'm super obsessed with it. A guy sent me, he's like, hey, how'd you do that? And he sent me the documentary he made for his fantasy football league. Awesome.

And it's, I'm sure a lot of guys are doing this, but it's completely spoofing every single documentary on Netflix now style, like over dramatic. And the story of the league was, they asked Antonio Brown on cameo to announce their draft order okay and they got the cameo from him like it was way later whatever but it was in between literally like you could tell when it was recorded and sent it was in between him bragging about

having sex with Gavin Newsom's wife on Twitter. And he just made a whole thing about, it was, I appreciate that there's dudes doing bits for just the homies. Also, I can make John Fasenda say anything if you want. That is incredible. You got any ideas? Yeah, right, please sponsor Circus Roy Show. That's Tuesday and Thursday nights. The problem is your name, it always messes your name up. Yeah, look at meque du Soir show. That's Tuesday and Thursday nights.

The problem is your name, it always messes your name up. Yeah, look at me. I've learned this. Syro, Syrois, Syrois. Yeah. Henry, do you have a birthday of the day? Both acceptable. I do.

Holy shit, we got a Henry's birthday of the day? Yeah, cause Henry- We're trying to connect with a younger generation. Yeah. You got Maddie. We have Mad again. Yeah. All right, so I'm gonna switch it up a little bit

and today's birthday is Guppy the Pug. Ah! Nine years old, an internet sensation for his permanent frowny face. I was, yeah, we're all familiar with Guppy the Pug. If you see Guppy, you're gonna know Guppy. What? I wish I had brought my laptop today now,

for the first time. 500K on Instagram. Damn. This ugly dog? Dude, you guys ever had friends with pugs? Yeah, they scare me. They're so funny. It's tough life, man.

They can't breathe. They can't breathe. And like, it was a house where I used to stay at and drink a lot. And you, like, 5.30 in the morning, it's just dying. The dog is dying, dude. What are we? I think your dog is dying dude. What do we There's never one of them you're a pug family so there's three or four of these little MFers and you want to love them but

Born on this day now dead Amelia Earhart Oh Dead, huh? I Don't know about that. Yeah, that's actually still alive People who think man sport in 1897 people who think right? Okay? captured Alexander dumbass I couldn't even get through it Gallagher smashed watermelons and Javon Belcher. Wow.

Rest in power young kings. That's a crazy story man. Absolutely crazy. Ummm, is that all you got Blake? I can do deads. I love football, fuck me. That's incredible. It's pretty good, right?

And your dad's Martin Van Buren. Any guess on which president he was? Shit. Fuck you, Blake. Peter Sellers and Paul Sorvino from Goodfellas. Dead on this day, still dead. And that was Today in History. 18th president. Eighth.

Yeah. Neighborhood. What do you have coming up on your show tonight? I really don't know yet. I really don't know yet. We probably will do some sort of tribute to the great Hulk Hogan. A good man. Just like I called Vince McMahon a great man one day on this podcast.

Give you a little heat for that. Good dude. All in all a good a good man. So definitely some you could go I'm sure there's like a movie you could review. Oh, yeah, no holds barred There are some scenes from from no holds barred that probably will get played tonight. It's got to be a million It's sort of like Ozzy, right? There's got to be a thousand funny clips You can dig up so we'll probably do a little work on that this afternoon. Tribute to the Hulkster. And then general fun other than that as well. Sounds good, man.

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