The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 9-18-25 | Sports mayor bets on the Iron Skillet and DeeZ Picks Week 3

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

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Mini Rennie. Mini Renno. And we are prepped and prepared, ready for this weekend. Big showdown against the monsters of the Midway. Yeah. We will have a game watching party. You can check us out on the tube, red tube. Shut out.

I hadn't thought about Red Tube in a long time. Can you get that here? No. No, they're all owned by the same company. Oh. But no, I'm really glad with the mini-ritty you kept the couch, by the way. The old beaten basement, smoke-a-bowl couch. Wife wants to replace it.

Well, I'm glad it's here. This is our vibe. Yeah, but she's not going to carry it down, and neither am I. So here it remains. On that couch today is a sit-in. He is Randy Stacey. Randy. What up, family

Hello Randy Hey coach Randy We also have a bonus sit-in It's Brandon from Cleveland But he is not Lucky enough to get the couch seat He doesn't get a headset The non-headset guest

You got a dog though He slanders Lindsay Sterling Hmm A guy who works in music Who has a negative opinion Yeah Did you see Francisco Lundor? Yeah that was really cool

You guys will come on board at some point You'll understand His wife played violin Or something His wife played the violin For was it the national anthem Yeah Why else would she

Yeah she just Cotton Eye Joe Or like his His intro Or his walkup or something Maybe she could do that Or is to the mouth But I don't know

That's kind of cool I thought it was cool Well you did Because you were watching You love the violin No but I'm assuming that you're like your wife and kids are at a sporting event like to the gulag but i think it's and i generally well and who knows if she's even that good but maybe she's the wife of francisco lindor

so she's going to get the opportunity i'm just sad for all those other toiling uh she took a spot yeah the kids toiling away at the violin each and every day yep and they just weren't lucky enough to have big jugs and get married to a pro athlete and they're not they don't get to play the national anthem Yeah. And that's why I'm kneeling. And that's why you... I'm kneeling to protest the fact that they're starving kids in Somalia playing violins that don't get to play the national anthem. Same thing is when Steph Curry was popping up at PGA events.

Think of all the Somalian kids who had been working on their short game tirelessly. That was the argument. To get into Q school. When Onika Sorenstam played in the men's PGA in the Fort Worth one. Colonial. Think of all the men. Right. It was just like, think of the guys that she's displacing.

There's somebody out there. When Garth Brooks was taking at bats in spring training for the Mets. That rules. What about that one minor leaguer who might end up getting, catches the eye of the skipper? Or Romo? Playing with the Mavs? He never played with the Mavs. Very different.

He was about to check in. He was about to check in, and it was a lot closer than people realized. I was there, I was watching it, he almost got that game. Cuban was at fuck-it mode completely. A lot of sports today. We have the Soroyst for Picks. It's Viewer Mail Day. It's Thursday.

And I start with a question for Establish the Run Guy because Establish the Walk guy went over to Lowe's Home Depot-ish, whatever that is, Lowe's. Not Home Depot, but Lowe's. There are other lows we found it. I didn't go to the hotel. No, the hotel. Okay.

Or the other hotel across the street. I went to the place where you can buy lumber and get a key cut and mix paint. Yeah. And I'm walking around, and what did I walk by, was the scurrying professionals moving off the shelves. we're going to put this Halloween stuff over here. Because we're putting up Christmas decorations. Dude, it's September. We're moving the Halloween decorations over here to a secondary spot.

When I normally buy my Halloween stuff. Yeah. I knew this would make you go off. Go on, King. Go off. Yeah, I was slightly upset leaving my neighborhood when I saw a giant inflatable spider up. because it's not October

Okay You get 31 days in October Yeah To decorate your little ghost And your spiders And your scarecrows to scare people It's September Okay, we're a week away from 9-11

Seems like you're forgetting Wait to put your crap up Until the month starts Yeah can I also say I hate to just offend like half of our audience You know And you just dive into the weighty issues of the day With a controversial take

But inflatibles are fucking ridiculously lame. Come on, dude. That's not a real decoration. When done right. Inflatables or give-ups. Now, this may be me. It is because it covers a lot of real estate, but you didn't really do much.

And it's just a half. Yeah, there's not. And this is, I mean, for me, the son of a two-time best decorated house in grapevine for Christmas. Who's voting for that? The people of great fun. And my mom hates the inflatable thing. She's like, all right, dude. Anybody could do that.

Yeah, I don't know. Would you plug it in? I'd have to buy it. She's out there with hand cut. Is she still in the game? Is she prepping for this year? Like, thinking about it? You don't have to get ready if you stay ready.

Okay. She's always thinking about it. Because she finished second last year. Okay. It's been a long year. So you feel like this is her Patrick Mahomes is like, oh, man, I can't believe it. I'm going to make a documentary about this season, whether she wins it or not, because it's top of mind. But, yeah, inflatable suck.

But yes. I think a documentary about your mom and her thought process on decorating for Christmas would be great. It actually would. I mean, usually documentaries are like, can you find something where this person is the only person who's obsessed with this as this? And that may sound odd for Christmas, but I promise you, my mom loves Christmas more than anybody listening. They hand her the last dance tablet of another decorated house, and she's like, what is this? Amateur. I mean, yeah, she drives around the city and does it.

that so yeah the big red tree is back i heard they're already working on that nice in collieville let's do it again which is that is the most expensive yeah christmas decorations uh i've ever seen but there's not a equity problem in whatever i don't know if you are looking for christmas decorations Hobby Lobby is trying to get rid of last year's stuff. Everything Christmas is half off. Now? Dude. I don't know.

I might have thrown it there, but he called the run. Yeah, I thought you do that. January 15th. Yeah, I mean, that's when you get your wrapping paper and stuff. And Hobby Lobby always has a Christmas section. I swear to you, the one in Garland, half of it was full of last year's Christmas stuff. Everything half off. And you're just...

And you would think... I'm not the biggest decorator, but I did tell my wife, hey, you're into this stuff if you're looking for a deal. And you would think with all those deals that those women would walk out of that store with a little bit of appreciation in their life.

I guess she didn't find what she was looking for. If a gentleman holds the door open for them, they acknowledge it. She didn't have the Christmas spirit. But my mom had, like, legit reindeer's in our front yard and hired Mr. and Mrs. Claus to come over.

Hired? Yeah. Not for us, like for a family party of 25, 30 people, fake snow. There's a very funny photo somewhere of me when I'm like 18. I'm in the band and my buddies are over there because we just got done whatever practicing. And there's just like four or five punk rock looking dudes, like all beaten to be there with Mr. and Mrs. Claus and a reindeer in front of my house.

Why wasn't that your album cover? Lippering. Like it's just so bad. Funny time. Anyway, sorrows are probably in about 20 minutes or so. So let's do some sports today. And this will be brought to us by Trident. Ooh, are you trying to get some access?

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will be sports uh yeah we could start with some cowboys here I was listening to sounds of the sideline that's the product that the Cowboys Media team

puts out when they win they don't do it after a loss no but they should though like it would still do not like they're they have a complete editorial control you know what I mean it's not like in the loss one they would it would be like the end of year

video they're not going to be like and yet again their lack of attention to safety position no it's just going to be the good place so this week's was fun it was a lot of brandon Aubrey but it's really too loud to hear anything that's actually being said but this little clip

hear from Brad Sham when Javante scored I thought maybe it's my head off Sanders up the middle big hole

Wacht the dog touchdown so I play that because this is something we've discussed amongst ourselves for a long time

the general idea that Brad sham in my subjective opinion is not good at this job anymore and hasn't been

for a really long time is it and then what does walk the dog mean the ball out like in front of him yeah i think he has if there's a skip into the but i he'll do it anytime someone runs into the end zone right it doesn't it that there's not specific for no the

perfect time was for javanti's touchdown because he actually did hold the ball out like this yes but he's that's become his catchphrase now somebody's somebody so for all touchdowns yeah unless it's like a caught in the end zone yeah if you run walk into the end zone And I was like, God, this is lame until yesterday afternoon I was out running and I saw some youths throwing around a football. And I'll be damned if 12, 15 times, I didn't hear him yelling, walk the dog. Of course not. Nobody else is saying this besides Bradsham. It's not taking hold no matter how many times he says it.

It's a weird, weird catchphrase. And I just needed to share that with the audience because. Me, Dan, and Blake, have been being driven crazy by it for a couple years now. Do you want to play some other sham here? Yeah, so a listener tipped us off that Brad Sham loves Brandon's nickname, Butter. And it doesn't stop there because there's a lot you can do with butter. Oh, you can. You can salt it.

You can change the flavor of it. Cream it. Endless options, which Brad explores. But the first thing I want to play for you is sometimes during a call we'll get condescending Brad. Oh, my God. I mean, that's what I mean partially when I say

that part of it is that he's behind the play a lot. And I listen in my car a lot and then go home and rewind, and I'm like, oh, that's different than what I thought happened based on the radio. The other part is he's also talking down to you. Yeah, and his inflection is weird. Sometimes it's like, okay, I run up the middle,

27 yards. Big hole! for nine. Yeah. Which is it? Yeah. Okay. Here's condescending bread.

Well, I love broadcast Blake. Just, um, buts, budsman or whatever. All right. The biggest play of the game, biggest play in, I don't know how long. The kick, right? Maybe let the crowd breathe. I don't know. Recap the moment.

The 64 yard. The 64, yeah, the game tying field goal. No, let's talk to the front office. Snap, hold 64. And sweet butter. Okay. a sweet butter. I haven't heard that. I don't think I like it, but it's there. Sweet butter!

But don't, don't hurry to resign the cookie, whatever you do. Oh, man. Is that necessary? What are we doing? And you know what's funny, too? Yeah, you're passive-aggressively taking shots at, like, the guy that's writing your checks? Can I also, and now, to one point, people probably be like, oh, the Cowboys won't let you criticize them. They will. That's always been very clear.

But it just seems weird, a weird place for it. I have a side theory, too. Because I think fans are looking at games and not necessarily thinking of contracts while they're watching the game anyway. Not at all. But my pet theory is that play-by-play guys are way more into special teams

than really anybody else. Because it almost seems attainable. And yeah, as Randy says, golf. They know some of the terms. It's like when Tariko talks about Brian Anger or Brandon Aubrey, he does so with like an informed passion that really you don't hear him talk like that in any other part of the game. Collinsworth does it. But I feel like this is a Brad thing because I've also seen Brad caping for Brandon's contract on Twitter. Like every time a player's been signed, he's like, hmm, seemingly they were in front of the all pro kicker.

So he's got this thing, but I'm with Blake, and that's a weird time for the call. Very weird time. So he explains how he got the nickname. Let's play a little extra free football. Thank you, Brandon Aubrey. Nickname is Butter. Prescott named him Butter his rookie year because he was so smooth. That was sweet butter right there.

I mean, it just changes the game in your thought process. So Brad takes over. He was about to go into a little playlet about what else it could be. he revisits it later. He was going to say salted butter. Also from the makers of Hey Boban, why are you funny? You should never be saying his nickname is and here's

how he got it. Just do it like you did the first time. Butter. Explaining things that are cool that makes them less cool. He enjoys saying butter too. Nickname is butter. Butter. Butter. But I think he wants to highlight

Dax's resume that not only is he a good quarterback. Got an high for talent. Hey, out there, I knew you guys were mad at the contract. All right, here's the... Forty-six on the right hash. Now, let me say this. He hasn't missed one.

He just hasn't been out there for it. And now, Dable takes a timeout. Giants take a timeout. You can't freeze butter, can you? Well, you can't, but not when it's 90 degrees. You can't freeze this butter. Because this butter, this is salted butter. This is a salty butter.

Dable doesn't understand. Does he? He doesn't. What's happened? Do we like what's going on here? Better might have been like, actually, Brandon Aubrey has said publicly that he enjoys when they call an extra time out to kind of give him, let him have a few extra seconds. Otherwise, he's kind of just running out onto the field and having to get it done within 15 seconds. You know, maybe a little information for the audience that they don't know.

It was a joke series instead. Yeah. Final one. Good operation. 46. The kick. wins the game. Better, better, better, better, better.

Extra butter. Cowboys win. And see, that didn't work because he's saying it like he's saying almost like peanuts, you know? Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts. Better, better, better, better. No, it's. That's how I imagined him climaxing. What do we think?

Play it again. Extra butter. This is the last little bit. Extra butter. Wouldn't you think, Brad, of all people, though, would be a little conscious of when this game-winning kick is going to be on NFL film somewhere. It's going to be somewhere. I don't want to just do my silly thing that I was just doing a joke series. I want to kind of be Brad Sham, the authoritative voice of the Cowboys, for 30, however many years.

Can I audition? I don't know what your producer does necessarily, but I learned after the fact maybe a game winner with time expiring, he becomes the first player to ever do this to end regulation and overtime. Somehow communicate the idea. This is a singular achievement.

Right. Which I didn't even... And if you said that after the kick went in... It'll be on the clip. It'll be on the clip. It works for football. It's understood by everyone watching the clip. the 10 years in the future or whatever.

But now it's going to be better, better, better, better. You nailed it because, you know, I do high school girls basketball play-a-play. I send it to Ted. He tells me a million things that I've never thought of. That was one of them was as a play-by-play guy. If it's a big play in the game, you've got to be thinking, this could be on SportsCenter. This could be on a highlight package. So in that small 10-second window, you need to recap some of the game, like it's a huge,

the game-winning kick, Cowboys come back in a, like, you need to be resetting. That's a huge time for a reset or to make a highlight package, not. Better, better, better, better, better. Extra butter. The more you play it, the more I love it. See, I think it's genius. Yeah. This is the guy that's always talked to you about the fifth round and trying to get in there.

Now he's got swag. He's got long shorts. Yeah. a couple other quick things here dan just a quick look at the weekend i don't know if you want to do any like there's no bears preview here but uh i'm just going to keep telling you guys that dac has been awesome um now it's like to the point where i mean it's to the point it's two weeks but people are just kind of doing the he's back from 2023 and i'll read it all there's i feel like the film world over the last two weeks has been like this is the he's making

throws that no one else makes and he's going to throw picks but he throws picks unlike russ did on sunday when dack throws picks it's because he's in mf or mode and he tries to fit a type window rips one to the seam like most of his interceptions you're like well i wish you were less aggressive there but it's not because he's just laying up russ's interception the other day was he gave the game away this is really weird and and i you know the more you think about it because it's well known as a very good deep ball throw around. And almost like maybe a pitcher who has something that they trust too much. I mean, he was like seven for nine for 230 yards on deep balls that day. So maybe he's like, I can't miss. This is what I do and they can't stop it. So I don't know, Yolo this

one. You don't see Dak do that that often. A couple other things that just from the stats page, we've talked about like the man thing. They play more man than anyone has. or more zone. They played no man at all than anyone in the last handful of years in the NFL. I think they have two to four snaps

through two games where they're not in zone. And so while that makes it harder to blame Trayvon Diggs, trust me I want to, their whole defense is a disaster. It's not,

I mean, you get Duran Blan back. I feel like if you were a man team, getting one guy back would make a much bigger difference. getting one guy back is not going to suddenly make them know where to be in relation to each other like going back and watching some of that

that was I mean I would say it's worse than you thought but it was pretty bad on first watch like Shottie was saying after the game even right after the game like it's a communication problem well it looked like it I mean they're not talented so I don't know how good they can be if they communicate well but it was and even in the sounds of the sideline Like there's a part where Solomon Thomas, who had a pretty good game, is on the sideline talking to one of the other tackles.

And he's like, I messed this play up. And he's like, but you messed up the same way. So it worked out. He's like, I can tell we kind of aren't on the same page right now. Like, it's not going to get better this week. So it's not going to get better all year. Well, reading about it with Iberfluse in charge here. couple things. Well, actually, one thing, was it Saad that brought this up?

I was listening to that Cowboys, One Star Cowboy podcast. And it was the thought that, you know, Iber Fluse, all offseason, all training camp, all everything, was planning on, he had built a defense with Micah Parsons in it. And one week before the season starts, it's like, oh, by the way, you're not having the one thing that you built your whole defense around, it'd be like, you know, you have DAC and then you get a scrambling quarterback, and now of a sudden you're playing with that. You totally re-change everything you're doing.

So I would imagine that's his thought, or I don't know what his thought process is now, but if you are to give him a little break, like, hey, he was not planning for this. Now, the defense has looked like, you know, it did before Michael Parsons joined the Cowboys. or it did this weekend. And then other things I'm reading is like, well... Can I just say one thing on the Micah deal? Yeah. They're blitzing fourth least in the NFL.

Okay, that's... Okay, and my next thing is... I was just to say I think that's Micah-related, right? Like, you need to start because he's not here. Right. Because you... When he's here, you can get pressure without blitzing. But the problem is, of course, when you blitz...

Yeah. You leave some things open. And if you're not, like, a great cover team, and would that be if you're not a great man team? Yeah, which they were under Quinn at its peak. So the thing is, they've been very successful this year when they have blitzed. They have. But if you try to build the whole boat out of blitzes,

that will be exposed very quickly. So the reason they have been successful, kind of like a third down back might have a great yards per carry. and you're like, oh, wow, that guy should be the... Well, they're all prepping for a big pass, and he gets a draw play every four plays, and that's why he's running for eight yards of carry. No, that's a really good point. You can't overdo it.

But as you said, on the plays where they have blitzed, they're 11th in defense, just yards efficiency. When they haven't, they're the worst defense in the league. And as you pointed out, they haven't more often than not. I think they're going to give up a lot of points on Sunday. And I think Ben Johnson is probably... What's the over-under? It's 50?

I don't track that that often. That does feel... It's usually like 45. Most are low 40s, 41 through 45 or so. Yeah. I think that... I'm going to take the over. And then I just want to play you this thing real quick from Ben Johnson.

Speaking of the Bears. This is a small thing, and I know that I'm just doing a DAC PR campaign. here but I've got to take it while I can because he's healthy he'll be done in a few weeks oh shoot come on this is not playing he's fine uh fine in what sense you know that this could be at any second and I would feel like I don't know man I week to week who knows I don't know why this is a point am I up okay well we'll come back to it then as Dan we're on the phone yesterday And Dan goes, I think your computer just sucks. I do.

Yeah. Like, every day there's a different problem. It's not like $2,200 a couple years ago. It's different every week. There's a different problem every day. I think this will work. Dan doing it that makes you feel like he's playing the best football just about anybody. When I see a deck, I think the guy said Dan.

Do you a quarterback utilized cadence the way that he does? And I know that's a little thing, but he's a little thing. but it just is reflective of he's got total control of the field. He's looking to manipulate the defense. He's looking to control them. Hopefully we'll have a loud crowd here on Sunday that combats his ability to use that cadence to our disadvantage. But when I see that on tape,

I know, like, this is a guy that's seeing the field really well right now, and he's trying to move defenders around. And I think that's when you have an experienced player like that, that's a dangerous thing. so again small thing but like the guy that everybody wanted to hire this offseason is pointing out like little minutia that he sees when he watches deck and i just i think i'm trying to express this is how the football world views him they view him as in that fourth quarter and overtime the other day is a big part of the reason why because when they have to throw i trust him he'll stay in the pocket because he has to do And he'll rip heaters. He took a bad sacking over time as far as I recall. He did.

Not perfect, but I just watched the NFL on Sundays, and I do have to find myself thankful that I have this guy as opposed to like 20 of the other ones. Could be worse. Could have two. Let me know when the sorrows are here for the picks. That was for them. I don't know how you're going to let me know that.

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I don't know. They lost, right? so this time really or next week is that big of me oh no no no dude this series uh like every every other week it's they're dead i'm done now we're back but now we're done again we're definitely done i never said i was back okay but yeah they're they're very done okay well what are you going to do uh root for the brewers that's exactly what i'm going to do the brew crew my brew crew pat murphy and the gang we have an apology Bingo Kyler Murray

He's already apologized for the dog thing put a social media post a picture of him and his pit bull and he was wearing a Michael Vic jersey Votech too

I mean that's that's juice kids if you don't know Michael Vic of course spent time in prison for running a dog fighting ring and wow prison Ethan Couch

Oh bingo indeed Michael Vic almost two years in prison because some dogs died I'm not diminishing dogs dying No not at all I'm just putting it up against Ethan Couch ran over and killed

for humans and did not do any time did not do any time And because he was spoiled. Look, it wasn't his fault. He was spoiled as a kid. He had affluenza. Michael Vic, he should have known better.

Anyway. A bit inconsistent. So now they're at the press conference yesterday and asking Kyler Murray about your social media posts yesterday. And by the way, I haven't seen the picture. Is it, what kind of dog is it? Pipple. Okay, good.

You know, in no way shaping for him. Do I condone animal cruelty or dog? dog, you know, dog fighting, whatever it is, you know, for me personally, you all saw me wear the Michael Vick jersey, a player that I admire very much growing up. And then, you know, being home with my pup who, you know, my dog, trunks and swoosh, they both get treated like king. So it's not like... Trunks and swoosh. I like it. You know, I'm in no way shape, or form of my condoning that. Now, does he apologize? Listen. But yes, I saw how it affected people and, you know, decided to take it down.

So I apologize to anybody and whoever I affected, you know, with that. So he didn't apologize for it, a blanket apology. And he shouldn't have to. And that's why I commend Kyla Murray here. Yes, he didn't apologize to the world. He actually apologized to just those people who it did affect in a negative way. I'm sorry about that. Right.

And typically that's BS. And it didn't really affect anyone in a negative way. It's just that people saw this and said, I'm online. I'm an online warrior. Let's get mad about it. Now, I also think he knew exactly what he was doing. Absolutely. A dog whistle, if you will.

He's like, look, this is cool. It's not like it was taken by an iPhone. It was like a professional photo. There's probably more. Yeah. Anyway, we're ready for picks? Yes, sir. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.

It is time for D. That's right. We pick games every week with the Soroy Twins and their buddy Danny. They're known as Cirque de Soroy in the podcast YouTube world. And they join us now. Saw a little Dan McDowell on there the other night. Me? Late night, Dan.

Apparently, if you guys called Dan, Dan, after 745, he picks up. That's right. I was on with Cirque de Soroy. That was last Thursday. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So we, like, because we picked the Thursday night game.

And they're like, yeah, come on. And we'll talk about the game. They're not even watching it. They never commented. Something had happened, like, seconds before that while I was trying to get in their room, you know, a video. And I couldn't, so I couldn't. follow it, like somebody was

carted off the field. It looked like a Damar Hamlin situation. And so I'm asking him, they're like, what? Like they didn't even know it was, I thought we were into picks and everybody's going to, hey, let's do some trash talking, let's have you on and we'll talk about the game. We didn't talk about the game at all.

Psych. It was your triple play, so we figured having a man on in the midst of his triple play would be stressful and compelling video and audio. But we mentioned it, but who wants to do play by play that game? We had fun talking

to Dan. I wanted to because it was going very well for me. Dan's foot was on, like, blocking half the camera half the time. I guess it was your hand, but our chat thought it was your foot. Like, you were kind of steadying your camera, and it looked like your extended foot was

just... Did you get any extra money from that? Yeah, yeah, that's the monetization. Just heart emojis flying. Like, okay, I know you guys aren't going to, I would think, admit this, but you could. We're all friends here. Do you even know anybody who's in defeat? Besides Rex Ryan or?

Like, you feel like you. To what level? How would, how would you know that? That's a yes. That felt like a yes. But how would you know? The only way I've ever known what somebody's into is because I shared a, well, I had a buddy. We all know them. who his wife would kind of be looking at their credit card bill every month, but he wanted to subscribe to porn sites.

So I would subscribe to the porn site for the both of us with my credit card. He would pay me the money, and then we would share the login info. So I would see his recently viewed. Unfortunate. And he loved black dudes and large butts on white women. Sure. It's a top rank category for sure Yeah

So it bothered me to know that about him And it still bothers me to this day So I don't But he wasn't in defeat I can tell you that The worst part of that Jake will just tell you that About himself up front

Oh for sure You don't even have to look at his history I mean white or black But you know We need ass The thing is You also could tell when he stopped watching it Yes

So I mean you're literally Like Harping his orgasm when you... No, and then I'd put a comment on the page. Perfect place. Me too. Did you ever discuss this with him? Oh, no.

I only talked about it publicly. He's heard this several times. He must have heard it at some point. He might hear this. But whatever. Dan's just a bro. Go at it, man. Bro's being bros.

Doesn't feet always show up? I mean, we're up with, like, latex, like, on the top of the fetish list. And you're right. Like, I don't, look, I'll admit to anything. I've never actively searched feet as, like, the theme of the evening that I have laid out for myself. And I don't know anyone who admits. Yeah, dude, maybe it's hot. You have theme nights?

I've done more. Yeah. Tonight, we're headed to the Orient. Let's order a little P.F. Chang's and really set the mood. Lou Wow Night Get the Hawaiian rules TC introduced us to a type of content There's not even nudity in it

It's on porn hub though And it's called pedal pumping And it's just It's women in sometimes in high heels Sometimes barefoot just revving cars It's just a shot of their feet And they'll have like a twin cam or something And it's like just singing

And she's like you like that I'll make it go louder. The only partially clothed genre I support is CFNM, obviously. CFNM is a, yeah. Yeah, that's a good. NFCM. That's like a four guys thing. My favorite is when the guy has nothing on but a t-shirt.

Yeah. That's the best. And I like it better when it's a black t-shirt, like on a white guy. Yes, it looks like Winnie the Pooh. He looks embarrassed. Do you guys ever leave your socks on when you're naked? Like you ever start to have sex and realize you have your socks on? That's a, that's an unfortunate.

Yeah, it's not good. White socks with the brown dust on the bottom. You take the socks off too? Why not? Why is that not good? I just feel weird having socks on when I'm naked. Do you know what I mean? No.

No. I'll roll with it. Yeah. Dan's got the suspenders. Think of all the time that it would take to take off the socks. Black socks. Making love. He's got baseball stirrups.

Plus, we're just... Ours is usually just so wild and quick. There's no time to... Yeah, he'd barely get a top off. She's a ripping it, but... Yeah. So Picks. All right, Picks last week.

See, this is how we do a show without talking about Picks when Picks was supposed to be the thing. Yeah. It's easy. There was a correction because week one, Cirque looked like they're running away with this thing. and week two, things are a little bit more even. So if I look at the...

Where do we stand? Well, team-wise, CERC is in first place at 30 and 30, and the dumb zone at 28 and 32, is in last place. If you're not first, you're last. Yeah, and I do think we have extended conversations to be had about the last place, worst place. First place thing, like, do you mix it up? But I love this because it's clear it's going to come down to like the last week.

Like our records are going to be neck and neck. I feel like the whole year. I love it. Suspence. We've picked 20 games so far. And just individual records, Mike Soroy, is in lead with 12 wins. Danny Bayliss with 11, Blake with 11. I now have 10 because last, the first.

week as you remember i went three and seven and my three was on a triple play on monday night football so it was almost a uh oh and ten weekend this week jake did that exact same bit you were oh and seven until the triple play right no way i have no idea i haven't walked yeah um it does look like you would pick the cowboys i picked the cowboys they didn't cover oh yeah well it wasn't monday night but you were oh and seven up until the Bengals game. Okay. And then you won that triple play.

Jake Brown, baby? Barely, because I had Jacksonville in a different pool. Yeah, and a completely blatant pass interference that led to that. I'll take it, though. So, Jake, anyway, so it's Mike 12, Danny and Blake 11. I have 10 wins. Jake has seven, along with Cash Soroy, also with seven wins. Did Jake just say he didn't really check it?

because you can tell we're new to this newer than you got to this game because the three of us text like series by series for every game and that's how it was for me at one point that's how it was for me at one point but I don't know man I got soccer games to coach on Saturday

and I get spazzed speaking of can we making my four year old sit through an entire Saturday of college football Just so I can keep tabs. Yeah. Games that I don't care about. FCS.

You're just like, listen, Malcolm, this is North Dakota State. They run their league. Go ahead, Mike. It's so bad. Only because Danny and I were texting about our teammate Cash's triple play, and I don't want much time on this, but why the hell did you go with the Saints? Why did you believe in the Saints as your triple play?

Curious play. We're like, I don't know. I mean, what were you doing? I wanted to, I wanted to, I wanted to zag, you know, and I thought the Niners were missing some key personnel. And I knew that that was a triple play that nobody else would go for it. I thought the Saints looked a little bit better, and I thought they were going to look in a week for. They got a ficy little defense there, right? They're hanging in these games.

This week will be different. It's not great when you ask your teammate. So what were we thinking here? Their main answer is just, I don't know, Zig, when they said again. So everyone thought they'd lose. So this is not on our official list, but for our official games today, the picking, you have to pick the cowboy game and then pick your triple play. But not on the official list is Thursday night football.

And we do have DFWs two foremost Dolphins fan spokesman right here with us. How are we feeling right now about the dolphins currently? will Mike McDaniel be the head coach of the Dolphins next week when we talk at this time? That's a great question. They are playing in Buffalo, Buffalo favored by 12 and a half points. Night game in Buffalo, it feels like it could be more and you'd be okay with it. How far have we fallen? It's more about the vibe thing that is so cool when they're winning.

it's equally uncool when they're not doing well. So it's like I almost don't know what could happen in the game tonight to make it so bad. Like, F it, we got to do it now. You know, like if they lose by 25, like, I wouldn't be surprised by that. What do you guys think the problem is? Like, is it him? Because obviously we were gassing the guy up because he's cool and he talks cool and he thinks cool. And also he runs the ball.

It's not like he's pretty boy. They were super efficient the first couple years of this. What's the problem? I think they've had issues on especially the offensive line. Listen, Tua, without time, it's not going to happen. You know, it's just not going to happen. Does he get out of the pocket much? Not much.

And to be honest, what's made him so great is really great accuracy on throws across the middle into little windows that are now sailing and, you know, he's throwing him in, I mean, in crucial situations. They did against the Colts where he threw one that ended up being a pick. It was a three-nothing game or something at the time, and then this, you know, that it falls. And it's partly because they had to get rid of some talented players, partly because they made some draft picks that haven't, you know, gotten their feet up under them yet. And partly just having a short left-handed Hawaiian quarterback, as Mikey would call it.

It just, it doesn't feel like it's happening. And, dude, the things that Mike McDaniel says is like it's all cute and funny when you're winning. And it sounds like a complete moron when you're 0 and 2 and about to get stomp by 25 in Buffalo. When Justin Herbert's sitting there, you never draft the injury-prone undersized, left-handed Hawaiian. How many times? It's like my dad. Every time Dak throws a pick, he just starts yelling, fourth-rounder. Fourth rounder

I will say that I'm very happy that we're doing a live show tonight at the Akai Speak Easy for Danny's album because it's a really kick-ass whiskey establishment in the arts district in Dallas and as far as I can tell

there is not a TV down there you'll be hidden from Oh, you don't want a TV that's unfortunate I dude I know what's going to happen I don't need to watch the autopsy while it's happening so wait we're going to a whiskey

establishment that's so different than the shows we normally do so uh we can't establish we can't tonight don't you guys think it's an incredible sports story like jalen hertz and toa oh i mean you don't get that like what an embarrassing from such a moment of a low moment that jalen hertz had a national tv in front of everybody yeah and now it's just totally turned around can i offer to you, this is not good for hot takes or sports talk in general, that that in no way means Jalen Hertz is a better football player than Tua at all. But you will be remembered as such. Eli Manning is he a better quarterback. That's what I'm saying. It's like you saw these guys almost with the exact same talent at one point. Right. That is kind of the best example you're

going to get. It is a team game and it's probably why quarterback wins is silly. Tua with the Eagles. I don't feel like it's that different personally. He's also short in Hawaii. Ryan, so. And left-handed. So can we get, I just, I want to do this real quick. When can we get Danny's record, we can get it tonight, physically. This is not going to be online ever, is it? No, it's on all the platforms already.

Okay, because at first you guys were just putting out the vinyl, so I was unaware of that. I was confused about that, too. I guess you didn't go to the release party like some of us did. Nope, I was, yeah. Sir Daniel Esquire, we just search it wherever? Yeah, Spotify, Apple, all of it. Very cool. Thanks, Jake.

If there's free drinks and free food, Blake will be there. Yeah. Would you bring your kids' birthday party? I did. They gave them some bar peanuts and stuff. In fact, you're being invited to kids' birthday parties. If you have a couple shower, please invite Blake. Yeah.

He would love to show up. I'll take your leftover food, huh? We need, we're a little late for our, we do live read on the 15s. Our quarter hour live read today is fair lease.org. Danny knows about fair lease. We're just talking to those guys yesterday. And they said they're hearing from lots of listeners, and they want to continue to do so.

They're helping people out of their other leases. So if you are your leasing with, I don't know, let's say, D&M, another leasing company, we've heard from a lot of people that say, you know what, they bought me out of my lease. Their deal is that much better. So go to fairlease.org and pull down the dumb zone thing on the drop-down menu thing, and you know what to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The main thing is you're not spending all day with a guy at a dealership.

You're just doing it from home. You're watching football with your four-year-old. It's fairlease.org. Fairlease.org. Fairlees, navidad. Fairlees navidad. This and other songs will be available tonight. drive now

hey later fairly snobby dot is that on the B side yes yeah that's the well the ticket ticker song is on the A side God those are so good so good all right so we pick games

you got to pick the cowboy game got to pick your triple play publicly we have 10 of them off the air we'll put that on the soche so we do it in order of first to last That means the last place guys could kind of see what the first place guys did and maybe I'll triple play against them.

We start with Mike Soroy. Thank you. I'd say first off, we at Cirque also have a passion for fair leasing practices. So if anybody over at Fair Lease would like to contact us. These are our friends. They're good people.

Hey, no, we share. We share. If there's one thing I know about the Soroy's, it's that they like to lease things. indeed all right what do you want cowboys and trip is that we're doing yes sir all right cowboys uh so we're going to trip we're just going to gloss over that we're allowed to do that what did i see last night oh my god that is not no trip is good that's barely shortened i like verlander seven shuddy did that's sweet shuddy shuddy yeah

seven shuddy seven shuddy so uh you know how the whole coach facing his old team mystery that you know always gets talked about i don't know how much there is to that but i kind of do think the iber flus knowing the ways of caleb williams is beneficial for this this cowboy team and their defense which has been pretty shitty but if they could just be like bad i think the cowboy's offense is very legit and uh what do we got minus one for the dallas cowboys yeah i am taking the dallas cowboys to win by two or more points give you cowboys minus one that is a regular play triple down for the trip um i'm taking another trip down to south florida the miami hurricanes did well for me last week they were my triple play and it worked

i think cash's gators are kind of uh in the shitter and i think they've kind of stopped listening to billy napier to Florida gator thing is about to be kicked off as the Miami Hurricanes minus seven and a half points is going to be my triple play. Nightmare. Wow. There's a lot going on there because

if they win that, you would seemingly think that they would be less likely to fire their coach and bring in Davo. Also notice how it's cashes gators now. It's only cash is gators now that they look like dog shit. Well, I'm the only, I'm the only alum.

I know. Is the word that they're going to go after Davo? I have seen. When he gets run? Dude, he's going to be the name for everybody. Alabama's the name. Just go home. I don't want them.

Do you think they're real thrilled with what they have right now? No, you're right. That's. They would love a guy to want to shut down the social media on these kids. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Bring it back. All right.

Next up would be who's in second place. Danny or Blake. Let's go to Danny. Is anybody else surprised that the Cowboys Bears line is as small as it is? Which way you're thinking the Cowboys is a cut? It's a pick-um. I figured the Cowboys would be favored by at least three and a half. I did initially too, but then as Blake said, he just looked at me and said, they should have lost yesterday. And I'm like, yeah, and if they would, if they had, then this line would make sense.

So if they did, are we killing shot? for not really trying to get Brandon any closer than 64 yards. Because they kind of were... Well, they got three with a carry, right? I mean, let's just say that Jake Ferguson catch doesn't happen. They never get in field goal range. We're definitely killing Iber Fluse. It would have been bad.

It's the Giants. So, yeah, by that logic, Danny, I'm with you. But who knows? All right, well, go ahead, Danny. It's in effect to pick them then. So, yeah, I think the Cowboys. are two points better than Chicago the triple play

I am so conflicted because that Bill's Dolphins line I feel like it's just too much I think that the bills I believe have a couple of key injuries and

Miami still can explode you've got Buffalo at home though and they could maybe take a bad team for granted I'm so conflicted on that but I I'm going to go against my better judgment and I'm going to take the bills as my triple play I love it rush Miami I love it and here's the fun thing too he's not even going to know what happened until the end of their gig and it'll be like we don't think he's looking at my phone the whole time that's awesome just let it rise this is an effing nightmare my two teammates have picked

against my gators and my freaking dog no collusion now you're the blender now buddy by the way If you tie a game, you get the dub. Oh. Yes. Yeah, push gets the win. I learned that in week one. Just keep it consistent around here. We'll do it that way.

So you'll be fine if they win by one. Okay. Elsewhere, now we go to Blake Jones. We are squarely in the Cowboys cycle. Dak Prescott beats bad teams. The Bears are a bad team. They're going to score a million points. The Cowboys will score one more.

Give me the Cowboys, minus one on the road. And then the line is a little nutty, but I like to attack Cirque while I can. The Dolphins stink. Buffalo at home, 12.5. It can be 24 and a half. What are you doing? Bills minus 12.5. What are you doing?

Let's rock. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love yelling when they do it, but that's no. Lake does get the win if the bills win by exactly 12 and a half. Correct. Yes.

Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Next up is me. Dan McDowell. Vegas isn't stupid. They built casinos.

Is this going to be? And trade, Luca. No, no, no. We're going with these Chicago Bears at home. Randy was just sitting here. To actually win that game. Please stop. Win that outright.

What? Don't triple that. I'm not going to trip. Triple that. Triple-ed! Get all the points. So that's how bad you think this pick is. I forgot what game you're talking about.

It doesn't matter. Voltau. Boy, I would love to go against the guys for a triple play tonight because that was really fun. It's fun to win your triple play on a Thursday night. Really, it takes all the pressure off for the whole weekend. What? I've got to win two of these next seven, 500.

Yeah. The triple play means so, so much. But I am going to, I'm going to go with, I'm picking this game more against the team than that I have great confidence. I don't have great confidence in the Atlanta Falcons, but I think Carolina is just so bad. Atlanta is favored by six going to Carolina. So give me the Falcons by 6. Maybe Kyle Pitts will get something for you. On your fantasy team there, Blake.

I would love that. Triple, triple play. Man. Up next is, let's go, Jake. I feel like the NFC South is like China. It's like, I don't understand this place. It's over there. I don't go there.

I don't know. Betting NFC South games is a, it's the wilderness, bro. I'm concerned about it, When I'm looking at trying to get Baker to the bowl, the big game. Yeah. The big game in Dallas. Where is it this year? The big game.

Detroit. I don't know. Who cares? This is sad. Go ahead. You're up. So I will take the Cowboys. Same sort of logic as Mikey and Blake.

Before the show said, I want Baker v. Mahomes, 83, 72. Feels about right. And then for my triple, I texted Cash about this. last weekend. It was a down week. But we're going to go back to Manny and Dary, and we're going to triple play those Duke Blue Devils. Okay. The one and two Duke Blue Devils.

We were just talking about how bad they are. Who will be playing the undefeated North Carolina State Wolfpack. I like it. They are. On all fronts. They are three-point favorites at home. He had a rough week last week. Our Heisman candidate did, but he still threw for 313 and three touchdowns.

We're riding with Manny and the Blue Devils. This is an emotional bunch of picks for a... I know. I'm trying to put you. Cash has got his two schools and his childhood best friends team. God. Hey, I haven't heard anything about Belchick. How are they doing?

I know they got killed that first game. Did they play with? They're back after that first week. Oh, they haven't played since first week? Yeah. They're two one. They won. Oh, they're two and one?

Yeah. Okay. They're back. How's Jordan? Still hot. Okay. Yuck. Cash Soroy is up.

Last pick. Yeah. Okay. I'm kind of like with you guys. You know how I am about just franchise. Sometimes you can't get out of its own way with the Cowboys, you know, and several other teams. I think the Bears are the same way. Aikman made a great point earlier today with the Muzer's boys talking about how, like, every quarter.

but there's a cycle now where they pick a quarterback with a coach on his way out and the quarterback has to deal with a new coach in the second year. And then that quarterback, that head coach eventually doesn't want that guy. So he's got to pick another quarterback and then he picks another quarterback and then he gets fired and then the new coach comes in and we're in the same cycle. And now we've got Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams. I just think it's messy. I think it's messy here too, but at least there's a positive vibe.

Cowboys win by more than one. And while as much fun and hell as it was for all of you guys to talk about Duke and Miami and Gators and all that stuff, Dan's the one that really kicked me in the nuts. Because I was certain that I was going to be the only one to take as my triple play, the Falcons minus six. The Falcons are freaking sneaky good. Now I hit a more. They're one field goal away from freaking. Switch to the Panthers. No.

Vision home D. Okay. switch switch i i've dead set on the falcons and i was certain i was going to be the only one on the screen that's a last nice guy you're agreeing with dude now he's in a tough spot i don't want him to triple this either way now he may have to take it no if you want to go with cash but yeah yeah sure go with me what hell do i know brown so brice will bounce back ripple ripple whipple way all right the picks are in congratulations congratulations congratulations guys Week 2. Where are you guys at tomorrow or tonight?

Akai, speak easy in the Arch District. Okay. Underneath what? Here, Fairlees, Navidad, and more. Mm-hmm. With Danny Bayless. Sumet. And you won't get...

They got a Missoume there? Is it? Yeah, that's the whole point. We had one of those in Fort Worth. My cousin worked there and it blew up. That's right. But you won't get to watch the game. I made a lot of money.

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CommunityDFW.com. CommunityDFW.com. I was done with you. Appears to be a theme. What do you think of Shohei Otani being pulled last night? Did you see that? I saw that Shohei was trending. I don't know why.

What's the story? No hitter through five, and then they yanked him. A notie? Mm-mm. If Nolan Ryan pitched in this era, would he have any no-hitters? Probably not. I realize the goal is winning the World Series

and all that kind of stuff and not to hurt people, but it's just, I don't know. I would think Establish the run guy does not like a pitcher being yanked when he has a no-hitter, even if he has 170 pitches already thrown in the ninth inning. The fact he did it on the night that he hit 50.

Is the no-hitter overrated just because now that we are in an on-base percentage era, we realize the walk is exactly like a hit. Maybe it's even worse than a hit. Like as far as if I'm to say, did you have a good game? Well, I walk, like, Nolan Ryan has had no hitters where he's walked like four people. Yeah, he leads the MLB history and walks. So. Well, I don't know.

This is why. I mean, it's giving up a person is now on first base. Yeah, after it's happened, the outcome is the same. Right. You're in your head, you're like, well, yeah, I'd rather you walk somebody than get one crushed 99 miles an hour to the gap, but it's the same in practice. And I don't know. I'm not, I don't know if it's because I didn't grow up baseball guys, like my number. Number one, I've never, I just don't, I've never cared about any of this stuff.

I grew up as baseball guys, my number one. Perfect game I could see being like, obviously, right? But I just, I was baseball guys in my number one. And I just remember people saying, like, Wade Boggs was a pussy if he drew a walk. Yeah. And he would draw 100 walks a year. His average was like 3.40, you know, whatever. He'd be lead.

But he also, you know, if you're just going to wait for a walk, you're looked down upon. Which, I look down upon you if you're an adult league softball. Yes. And you're looking for a walk? Like me taking a call on a charge against Brady Tinker and pick up once. Yeah, you get out of bed that morning to work on your on-base percentage at the yard. Can hell out of here. Well, anyway.

The Yanks show hit. I saw, didn't Cal Raleigh get to 55? Yeah. I think 56. Okay. Might have hit two. The big dumper. Let's see here.

I did the sports apology. Oh. Oh. I forgot I had this. I got one more thing before we break. Oh, no. Yeah. He's back.

It's a big week. Sports beer. I love sports. Oh, damn it. I love sports. Sportsman. I love sports. I love sports.

Sports mayor. I love sports. Eric Johnson is the mayor of Dallas. Sports mayor, sports mayor. But according to Jake, he's the mayor we deserve. I do. I admit it. I love sports.

Sports. Excellent. He's the one that will go out on a limb and say that he loves sports. He has, any time there's like something going on with a major league. team like, hey, they could relocate. Okay, we'll bring you to Dallas. Even they think he did it with an NFL team once. We'll bring a second NFL team to Dallas.

The Chargers, maybe. Jags. I believe what he did end up getting was he stole the Dallas, the wings from Arlington. And they now play in Dallas. A coup. Or they will? Maybe they have a practice. They're going to have their draft?

Which draft? We don't know. That's the thing. The spring one. The spring. They might have a lacrosse team. He's brought a couple of just stuff that people don't care about. Sure.

But another thing that sports mayor is well known for is a sports bet. So if the stars are in the playoffs, he will find the mayor of Edmonton, and he loves a nice sports bet where he, unlike when we're doing picking games, he puts nothing of his own up on, you know, he'll bet like, oh, this Dallas restaurant. this barbecue and you can give me steaks if we win it's like it's not even his skin in the game not at all anyway as we've said before there's really only one currency to be used here and it's the transient do you have the video Clayton we have a video for this but the audio will will help us too hi I'm Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson and I'm here at SMU with our friend

Peruna he's with the mascot we're hearing up the final iron skillet game. We're just running back. I have so much already. So I can't say that I've ever seen that mascot. I don't know what that is. What's Peruna? I've never heard it.

I feel like I watch a lot of SMU football. Like I know the turnover bottle service, but what is this? Well, they have, I don't see that mascot very often. But remember, they have a real horse that they'll run on the game sometimes. And remember it tickled Rich Phillips one time because he took a dump on the field. Yeah, all over the field. I do. Peruna is the official mascot and fight song of SMU

named after Peruna a popular patent medicine Oh That makes sense So it's just a giant like bottle With a adult Or childproof cap on it That feels very eastbound and down You need your epic kid after Titanic

Okay All right well he's there with Peruna the mascot who is maybe kind of a horse or something. We don't know what it is. Hi, I'm Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson, and I'm here at SMU with our friend Peruna. We're gearing up for the final iron skillet game on Saturday, September 20th,

the culmination of a century-long rivalry between our own SMU Mustangs and the TCU Hornfrogs. And to raise the stakes even higher this year, Fort Worth Mayor Maddie Parker and I have made a wager The mayor of the losing team will make a donation to a local nonprofit of the winning mayor's choice. I've selected the Trust for Public Land's greener Dallas, greater Dallas campaign, as it supports my mission to build more parks and beautify our city.

I am confident that the Trust for Public Land will be receiving Mayor Parker's donation soon. Our Mustangs reclaim the iron skillet last year, and I know they're going to keep it here in Dallas permanently. So pony up Dallas Let's rally around our Mustangs For the final Iron Skilet Showdown. Go Mustangs Cool, dude. He's got his hat on.

He doesn't take the hat off now. The hat is his identity. Make a donation. Seems pretty vague. Doesn't seem to have... No. What are we talking about? Ten bucks? Is it out of your pocket?

Is it coming out of the city? The city now has to donate? They should put like a tax hike on there. Yeah. You have to give it to the other city. Like one cent sales tax. Yeah. To the next season.

And during that time, you just line our coffers. Didn't we once say a busload of homeless guys? That's what I was saying before we started. The only currency here that matters clearly is transience. Like, you don't want them? Oh, you said transience. I thought there's guys that wear a dress or something. We could try that.

Send them. to do it all maddie parker for her part responded with a picture which i feel like is like a horn frog picture she doesn't need to just a thumbs up yeah kind of yeah she accepts this uh yeah this challenge uh and then it's the last this is the last tc u smu oh yeah yeah well the conference and i think tc u started it because they they want to play more conference games they want more games. They don't want to have to alternate with SMU. I think it's TCU's fault. But yeah, this is the last one for a while.

Okay, but not... How will we heal? What will sports mayor do for the betting next year? So I don't know if you saw this story. It's pretty vague at this point, but right after he got done calling games and communicating that

info to Chip Kelly and the Raiders coaching staff on offense, Tom Brady released a video earlier this week where he's standing there with a Saudi Arabian Royal, who's got like the Saudi Royal Garbon. They're on a football field. And Brady says that he is coming out of retirement to participate in a flag football tournament in Riyadh in summer 2026. Saquan, C.D. Max Crosby, C. Mac, Rob, Grancowski, Soss Gardner, Miles Garrett. The list goes on. We'll have Pete Carroll.

We'll have Kyle Shanahan. And, of course, hosting this event, Kevin Hart. Oh, of course. He's sports comedian. He definitely is. And he's like the only comedian who's gotten by on being sports funny. like he's a guy who everyone around him tells him he's funny and somehow he parlayed that into billions of dollars of comedy uh look and we've done this with live uh we do it any time it's in the news i just wonder if any of the uh the i would imagine that there are people who are participating in the Saudi flag football tournament that had comments on like it's really we've had enough senseless killing and senseless violence over like the last week.

They probably said that in response to the murder of Charlie Kirk. I guess this is where the kids would say, keep that same energy. Like, Saudi Arabia is a fucking meat grinder. Like, they've been terrorizing the world forever. Like, I don't know. I don't know how much more you need to see from the fact that this is like a bad actor on the world stage. Like, there's innocent people.

There's probably, you know how many people there are? I was thinking about this watching that bin Laden documentary. You know how many people there are who are in the ground right now whose parents, family members, spouses? Probably didn't even know what they did for a living because of Saudi Arabia. The number of, like, intelligence people and that they're just snuffing out left and right with impunity, whatever, like take their money, but I just think it's a little bit odd. It's just called sports washing it? Sure.

Yeah. And that's Saudi Arabia's whole deal, right? I mean, they've got the money to do it. Their people don't really have to work. They have so much money. Just a little weird. Just a little weird. I think they're giving out a bonesaw as the trophy.

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Oh, yeah, wait a minute, Uncle Hotmail. The Thursday viewer mail follow-up, extravaganza, inclement fossil claim. Yo, what's up, it's Shottie? I'm going to start a quick one here. We were talking about Malik Neighbors Night Night the other day. When it was not Night Night Night, it was Brandon Aubrey time. John emails and says My nephew is in a 7-U league

with Cannon Curry C-A-N-O-N No Cannon was jacking up bricks rolling the ball to himself to save the clock Wait who's Cannon Curry He's who you think he is

Steph has a kid named Cannon Yeah all right Who has their own Instagram account here. Rolling the ball up the floor. Oh my God. He's seven. Born 2018, according to his IG page here.

He's probably going to be the best player in the NBA at some point. Would you draft him now? Maybe, although I have my doubts about the, just from the grow it, so it, blow it of the business side of the world, I have my doubts about the third kid. Like, Arch looks like he's a, no, I'm not, Archer will be fine. But your dad, like, Del Curry was a grinder, you know? Yeah. Del Curry wasn't a superstar.

He was getting traded and this and that. There's no real tempo for it, though. I know. I know. They will always have. Pete Rose's kid was a spare. Bobby Bond's kid was awesome. Yeah, but I'm talking the third one.

Ken Griffey's kid, okay. Yeah, there's not a lot of precedent for that. Cannon Curry was rolling the ball to himself to save the clock. His team lost 1 to 23. The one girl on the team made the single free throw for our point. After the other team of seven-year-olds got past 10 points, they were doing the night night to Canon the rest of the game. That's awesome.

First grader, dude. I'm asleep, little boy. I'm telling you, like, the next generation's trash talk is, going to be unbelievable. I mean, just rolling the ball to yourself at the timeline at seven years old is insane, but then for your opposition to be like, hey, you're dad, remember him?

That's great. So, Canon, C-A-N-O-N. Canon. Canon. I'm not sure. Well, let's go with, I got a couple of name ratings for you. Dear Uncle Clit Cracker,

I welcome my third child of the world. orchestra last loudest. I'm sorry. I welcome my third child in the world this week, and I need a name rating, of course. Bo Glenn Hollingshead. So his first name is just Bo. I always thought that was short for something, but I don't know what. Bo Cephas.

Well, Bo, B-E-A-U. That's a normal name. That's just a name. Bo-B-E-A-U-X, if you're from New Orleans. Yeah. Yeah. What was the second name? Gutfeld or something?

Bo Glenn Hollingshead. His brother is Hank Jerry Hollingshead. Wow, that's Hank Jerry won. Also, Hank, is that a, again, Hank, that's like Harold? Henry. Henry? Henry? Jerry is Gerald?

Yeah, but that's changed quite a bit. You'll give people named Jake now. I'm not here Jake. Darby is the kid's name? Darby Ellen Hollingshead. That's incredible. Well, you were on a real heater, but as we know from the NFL, it's extremely tough to win three in a row. This was sent last week.

Oh, very proud of Jake. Happy 365. It is truly the most important iconic event to happen to the United States on this date. And that's from Taylor. Well, also wants more Blake. Darby Allen is incredible. Don't hold your breath, Taylor. And Hank Jerry is also great.

It feels like that's what Hank Hill would name his kid. So Bo Glenn, you're just... Well, and I tell you the problem. You can thumbs down it? Can I tell you the problem? If you want to get technical, it's the shortness of the first name ending with a vowel

and then the hardness of the second... It sounds like his name is Bo Glin. Or Boglan. Bo Glynn. And then I have one more name rating for you. Dear Ambassador of Peace in the Middle Creece. Yeah, I like that. I've encountered the Holy Grail of kids' names.

I want Jake to have a ruling. Exciting. While I was volunteering in my son's class, parentheses, gay. Completely. You tool. What are you doing? Helping out these little kids. What do you care about your kid?

I needed to call on a boy in the class, so I looked at the name card on the desk, and it read B-E-N-G. I phonetically pronounced it as bang. Like he's like he's Vietnamese. The kid gave me a cocky, condescending look and said, my name is Benji. You're, we just have to stop. We have to be stopped. That's right. His name is spelled B-E-N-G and it's pronounced Benji.

This must be the beginning of the end. Boy, it's like a ladasha. He said, optical inclusion for what it's worth. I later learned that Benji's dad did some time for a white-collar crime and was also present at the U.S. capital on January 6th. Hell yeah. That's from Shannon.

Definitely. C-K's right. That's a big no-way. Boy, Shannon, that could be a hot lady's name. I mean, listen, when you go K-Lee, L-E-I-G-H, you're probably Jan 6. Ladasha was L-A-H-A-H-A-G-A, and it was La-Dasha, the dash ain't silent. That is incredible. You haven't heard that?

No. Wow. This comes to us from Brian. We were talking about the, on this day in Dumb Zone history the other day, we were doing A.J. Galante talk. The featured player, the Danbury Trashers documentary. I don't remember what it's called. There's a kid who got... He was an untold.

Okay, his dad was a mobster. He was basically Tony Soprano. He had a trash company. He went to prison. And for his son's, like, 16th or 17th birthday, he bought him the local. league hockey team and made him the GM and it was awesome Brian emailed and said AJ was my neighbor in Danbury Connecticut his father was my waste management provider one week before I moved to Danbury AJ's father burned down a local

hotel because that hotel owner refused to pay his exorbitant prices for taxes that the trasher started playing a few weeks after my wife and I moved to Danbury it was hilarious and disturbing watching them play. So, yeah, we would have been all over that. Yeah, if they were local? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, they had a certain section that was really wild.

Yeah. It was like actual crime happening. Yeah. I've got a few here. I'm going to start with a sad one and then hopefully work our way up. I got a text from a friend of the show, Emily Bailey. You might not remember the name, but you definitely remember her moniker, which was Cowboy. crying girl I think that was after we've had her on right yeah we had her on it was after the

49ers for a game maybe let him do the rest of the story real quick I mean I don't know but I'm reading the room I just I'm I like crying girls I'm attracted to crying girls well I think it was after the 49ers playoff game at home um that she just sat and bawled in her seat in the fourth quarter and I think you really resonated with her yeah anyway yeah I had her on because she turned into a meme, a huge Cowboys fan. Anyway, had her on. She sent me a text, a really long text. I can't read it all.

But basically, she's been diagnosed with ovarian cancer, has to have a hysterectomy. She's 28, doesn't have kids, and it's now, it's a big thing. Anyway, there's GoFundMe to help Emily because she's having to have a lot of surgeries, chemo, the whole nine yards. She's going to have a lot to pay for. So, I don't know. We've done GoFundMe links. feel like helping a nice Cowboys fan, Emily Bailey, is in need. The link will be in the show notes.

It is North Texas Giving Day. Yes. So we'll do our part for sure. And also use the photo of her because you need to know, this woman is hot. And you need to know because you were wondering. Yeah. So you think it's more important to donate to a cancer victim who's hot because we can save a hot girl? And I'm not going to argue with you, really.

Well, I mean, like right now, if they could save, like, I don't know, James Tala Rico, the guy who's going to run for Senate or me. I'm not important. LeBron or Dan. That's why you save the kids first. Yeah. The whole life ahead of them. Hot? Probably going to have a much more impactful life.

Yeah. After she beats this. Yes. And joins us in the den to... Hopefully. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I got a couple bits of audio that were...

this weekend that were sent to me I can ask you're actually lives I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to

this comes We're just not saying it are we we're all thinking go ahead this comes to our friend

from Todd Emrick yeah he of Compass Media yes which Ted's evil

twin Steve did call him Todd twice on the broadcast well the website calls him

Tom Anyway, he thinks there's a, there's, I mean, it's a pretty overt, just a weird sound by Gary Danielson. Henson is watching this live. I bet he hasn't called plays at eight years and he goes, oh, oh, no, yes. What? A lot going on here. So I think is he trying to mimic the music in the background, but then he's like saying, like, is it a no, no, no, no, no. Yes? I don't know. Here we go.

He plays in eight years and he goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, no. Man. Who's that? Who's that? Gary Danielson? Gary Daniels. Yeah, that from USC Purdue. Saturday on CBS. He's not aging either, man. I feel like he's been an old man calling CBS SEC color for my whole life. Now I didn't have Vern,

but it did kind of feel like he was Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, weird. This next one comes to us from Dave Raymond, who I think was doing some comedy here. I'm pretty sure he's trying to do a blue balls joke. Maybe the plan was three innings

he gets a strike in there to Freeman three and two maybe that they just don't want to expose him to the lineup more than once because the reliever

the starter's only gone three innings they have a they have someone warming up in the bullpen and Dave kind of makes light of his nose

you knew Bluebaugh was going to have a little trouble finishing. The 3-2. It then moves on. But pretty sure that's on purpose, right? Right. You knew Bluebaugh was going to have a little trouble finishing. I mean, that's a maestro right there.

Some people are playing power cords. Not that guy. Mike Bassick, totally in the dark on that one. Not thinking about that low. No? Or is he giggling? I think he's not thinking about that. Mike Basque is thinking about what kind of sequence we're going with here as far as pitching.

And possibly Cooper Flag. He is really into sports. Right, he might right now be thinking how Cooper Flag is going to work in. Isn't there a front court way too crowded? Maybe better than AP is not healthy. Yeah. He's not healthy? They don't know if he's going to start the year, dude.

I mean, it all goes back to. No way. Anthony Davis? His eyes all jacked. up. Okay. Yeah, I know. When Clayton broke into the show to tell us this garbage news about Anthony Davis at the time, we're like, okay.

That's amazing. Well, that's the point is because it's not breaking news if Anthony Davis is hurt. Yeah, and he, they don't know if he's going to play in the opener. So that means he won't be in camp. Playing with Slovenia. This guy's a phiclobs. Can't F and C. I got a couple ones here.

and then wanted to wrap up with I already know the answer to this but this is from Will in East Dallas who self-proclaimed himself a good dude he wants to know if Dan would be interested similar to the Domino's idea in hosting a maybe

monthly hardware walk meetup where you go to no that's what I thought now on horse poop this for wait real quick the monthly 42 game is next Monday okay where you do it tell her Yeah, we're going in Keller.

I've emailed everyone that's reached out, but if you have not heard from me about next Monday, our 42 night will be on September 22nd. Guys going to get some tea, some unsweetened tea? I don't understand this guy. I think it's awesome. This guy, Blake Jones, who nothing, all he does is exude, oh, I got to do this,

and now he's upset. Stuff for the show. Stuff for the show. That, you know. This is for the show. That's true. I think of it that way. It's customer relations

You get to a better place When you start telling yourself Everything you do for the show When we're saying Hey do this for the show It's like Ah and then you're I already do this

I already do this I go to this football game Now we have to do this And then you bring these up on yourself And I just want you to Be at home with Skin to Skin with Little Benny I'm not doing that

Dude that's what's so tough Maybe you're uh maybe help that poor wife of yours Who's all not working. Yeah. She just doesn't have to work till 2026. Yeah.

She's got it made. Yeah. Because her husband makes too much money. He's squeezing the juice from life right now. I'm tired of pulling imps. That's all I'm tired of doing. I want to play Domino's with my friends.

Put the emps in the bag. I'm so effing sick of imps. You are an imp dealer. I ask for an eighth of emps. Put the imps in the bag. See, he just, wants to do the parts of the job that he likes doing. So Joel

I'm the weird one. Joel, we have Joel who is a Brit DF, probably our only one given my comments. He weighs in on horse poop, which Dan was saying you just find in his neighborhood, right? Because people are like, why not? A dog,

you got to pick it up, but somehow if you multiply it size-wise by 10, it's okay to leave there. This guy, who I know is actually from Britain, because he wrote my mom is a horse person mom I hate that apparently the reason they justify horses

being able to leave their manure on the roads is that they are herbivores and that makes the poop less offensive and more biodegradable and even beneficial to the environment he says he doesn't agree but you know he said I asked my parents if by this logic

vegetarian humans should then be allowed to shit in the streets and my father said I was being ridiculous Again, that's from Joel the Brit D.F. Anybody else? Oh, yeah. Okay.

I think I should read this one. Oh, then that's it definitely. You should. All right, mark that tape there, Blake. Is Charlie Kirk or something? I won't say who this is from. I'm attaching the dust. Dumbzone spot from last week to this email.

The ad was personalized, and it's great that all the hosts participate in the read, but at the end, the host start to essentially make fun of the length of the disclaimer. Yeah. We understand it's too long, and we've been going back and forth with the client to try and get it shortened. Can you please get with the show hosts on this? Yeah. We've encouraged many of our other shows to play the disclaimer as a recording within the episode so they can be slightly sped up because it needs to be said verbatim in every read.

Please confirm receipt of this email Yeah That's tough man Super long bro Spread through their office Like listen to love what this guy did He didn't even read the disclaimer He gave up halfway through

We can't have that Half is generous I told Dan last night we should read it And compress it to point three seconds It just played at the end And be like slow it down I heard it Oh man

That was great That probably won't be back They won't be back You know That's a tough one that's all right though i've got one oh hey comes from uh marv in promotions uh he says he would like to see jake and our good friend have a pizza off jared sandler slice for slice during the show one day yeah that came up when jared was bragging about how much he

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You know how I like to rate the public bathrooms amount of soap that you get in your hand? Is there actual towels, not just the air blower? Got to have some towels. He says, consider the bathroom door as well. The door should swing out from the bathroom, allowing you to back into the door to exit instead of grabbing a disgusting handle to open the door. What about the foot thing? It makes it even worse if the bathroom has the fan blower instead of paper towels when you have to grab the handle from Jay.

The foot thing makes me think I'm about to tear my hamstring. I don't like it. It makes me think of COVID. Wasn't it around before COVID? I don't remember it. Huh. I feel like bars had it, but I, who knows. Yeah, that's, uh...

I've never thought about that, the inside, outside swinging door. I did get a Charlie Kirk email, though. Well, I, hold on. I guess the logic is. is brachie bot no when you push the door I'd think if you're going out you're going to be you can pop people

on the outside yeah that seems like a bigger problem to me what about popping you on the inside I got a piece so bad I'm running to the bathroom slammed it right into a dude

who's just walking out but they typically open away from traffic like it's opening towards the wall that's right that's what I was trying to think in my head is like there's a way that it...

Why are there no revolving doors and bathrooms? Boy, great question. Thanks, man. Bookshelf doors. Why no garage doors? They would do no doors

in high school when somebody was caught in their smoking or something. Oh, yeah. They would take the door off. Yeah. Charlie Kirk email. I'm not going to berate you

or otherwise yell at you for saying Kirk said a lot of racist things on Monday show. But I'll tell you We had almost every example of his horrible comments I've seen mentioned since he died. I did the Dan McDowell thing. I listened to the whole clip, and as it turns out, the comment wasn't nearly as bad as the Facebook meme or whatever made it seem.

I'm not asking you to investigate, just letting you know that it's not like this man that it seems millions adored with some piece of S Nazi. At least that's my perspective. We all have different sensibilities. I wasn't even a fan, really. I'm an atheist, not conservative, but I used to have the idea that he, He was just an awful person. The deeper dive showed me that while I'll never be on his team,

he wasn't as bad as I thought just from social media sound bites. That said, major sports moments of silence and flags at half staff are ridiculous. And while I'm here, how can you not know about the taking the helmet off rule? What kind of Browns fan forgets the Dwayne Rudd game from Danny? So, hey, while I'm yelling at you about not yelling at you about this. Those are the best emails. Like, hey, also. So a win for Beyond the clip.

And I must admit. I have not done that with any Charlie Kirk stuff. I also don't really know anything about him. And you were the one who said that, by the way, right? I am the one you said that. No. And I really don't desire to look into it further, but you're right. Because stuff I go beyond the clip of, I'm, like, really interested in, and I want to get into further.

Like Dabo Sweeney saying that if you don't like winning, you can just get rid of me. I did that. I'll probably play it tomorrow. Micah? Micah, beyond the clip, like, yes, we're proving the media. And yeah, that's a good point. It's very possible the media is blowing it up out of proportion. If you have time, I'm really just not into his.

Get back to me. Okay. I mean, I have. Like, I've been listening to the guy for. And you feel like. That's exactly. Listen, the difference is what you view. I'm just saying, this guy has a point on me.

I like to go beyond the clip. And I'm now responding. This was not, I didn't just find out who Charlie Kirk was a year ago, two years. ago. I mean, he's been in the game. The difference is what people mean by the word racist. And that's the problem with all this, is that you're having conversations where you're using a word and someone else is using a word and you don't mean the same thing. So if there's a listen, there's a lot of people who don't think it's racist and a lot of people who don't think it's racist to say, I think it's really bad that the number of white people in this country is

decreasing and that the number of minorities is increasing. That's really bad. That was his thesis, the great replacement theory. I don't, I look at that and I'm like, boy, it feels kind of racist, but people who support him aren't like, hey, I'm a racist. They support him and think, that doesn't sound racist to me. That's logical. You know what I mean? Like, he did say that stuff. It's just that they don't, you know, racism is any term can be used differently by different people but yeah that is a hilarious one dude uh because i don't know like it's his whole career like i don't i don't uh that's very again i am just learning kind of who he is i've always known the name he's also brilliant i don't pay attention to that stuff i know um i'm into important

stuff like zone defenses sure is uh not allowing you to but as much as you want to the emmy you know what? I saw the Emmys opening skit and I want you to watch it and see if you're as defeated as I am. It's actually very funny. And I'll go ahead and spoil it. Is this the Bargazzi one?

Yeah. Okay. I mean, I watched the monologue the other day, right after, and it's pretty funny, and you have been pointed out that the whole thing was the donation bit. There wasn't a lot of, I'm roasting people in the crowd, because that's not Nate's game. That's why I was curious when he got picked.

Yeah, he's very clean, very, not just clean, but kind of a nice guy to, yeah, he's, and that's, that's odd, because usually those hosts are going to make fun of everybody in the audience, and he didn't do that at all. The clip was, he was, is it Philo, Farnsworth, whatever Farnsworth invented the television. And all it was, was an exact replica, In fact, with the same actors, and maybe that's part of this, I don't know, that were, when he did the George Washington skit. No. It's the exact same guys, but they're in a lab working on the TV, and he's saying, in the future, we will watch shows about people that go to work. And don't remember, we will watch shows about, like, called Yellowstone. It was that whole thing.

And then they'd be a question of, he's like, there's shows forever. everyone, there's B-E-T, there's this and this. And then the Asian guy is like, is there an Asian network? And he's like, also we were, you know what I mean? The exact cadence, the exact beat, everything was exactly imitated. And I was a little disappointed, like, hey, you didn't make fresh content. You did the exact same bit you did on S&L. And it was with the S&L actors, too, the same guys that were in that skit.

Keenan Thompson. Okay, so at first I thought. Not Keenan, but the other guy. That's right. All the three of the other guys, same. At first I thought you were going to say they just did the George Washington bit as George Washington, and that would have been an abortion. Don't you wonder when you see something like that, like where that idea came from?

Like, did he go to them and say, hey, I got this banger. What if we made it for TV? Or did they say, hey, you know, both times you've done SNL, you've done this thing. People really love it. Our writers want you to do this. Like, I don't know how that works. and how much I control he has because I watch Shane do the Svies

and the most annoying thing he did to me and I think it was because he was nervous is half the jokes he'd be like I didn't write that one and didn't like it so I don't know how it works Right and then if yes If he pounds the table and says I'm not going to do that Right and then it fails

Yeah I don't know Hey Dan and Blake Yes Yes I've heard it mentioned several times that business owners would like feedback when they are losing a customer. Okay. So that's the spirit I give you this.

You guys are pros, and you know way more than me. I'm a third-generation Aggie. Well, don't let the door hit you, bro. Be gone. I've heard all the jokes, and many times I'm the one telling the jokes. Unfortunately, after listening to Jake for the past 15 years, I'm coming to conclusion. It's not a joke. Leave.

His recent comments on IJB. Why are we Make it clear that he carries a deep hate for the Aggies It's something very personal for him I'll continue to listen But I can't Since I was seven years old I can't continue supporting you guys

With a subscription I can't pay you guys money Knowing Jake isn't joking from Sam My response would be What if you just paid two thirds Because And what are we doing We're listening to other shows

And then penalizing the sweet old dumb zone I mean, I can say it here. Like, Dan is the guy who got the Aggie jar, like, to the top of the search history. And, you know, how many times Bob? I would never highlight that. That was just fun. Yeah, I mean, I don't. Why do you actually have hatred?

You know, son? Clean your heart out. What are we doing? Why are we, uh... What did you do the pissed people off real bad? Why are we, though? Let's not bring up ancient history here. No, no, because I got, I was the reason why we lost.

But now I have to do I have to go listen to It's just banter and be like Oh man Jake don't text him Stop saying that No I mean I What world do we live in here? I don't I hope the only reason we're even doing this email I want you to be offended

I get a lot of email people saying I'm gonna cancel If Dan doesn't do this or you don't stop this I don't read it No I want this I want somebody to be mad at me And then go cancel their It's Just banter Download Just for dumb stuff I say

How come it's only a one-way street here? Nobody's canceling. It's just banter because of dumb stuff I say. Or Blake. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's tough. All those amps that it's just banter is getting. T.C. is the one who really, you know, he feels it deeply as well.

Well, I mean, Sam canceling affects Angelo. I know. Now, poor Angelo can't get chicken nuggets this month. You know your daughter's going to go to A&M. Something like that's going to happen. This is all going to come around. Or you're going to have to go there You're going to have to send tons of money

On her own Carter's playing weak side linebacker for the Aggies Dude He's got it in him The jeans are there It's just not It's recessive with Jake Right? It's hanging back there

It's somewhere We've struck in there It's It's Aggie-like No I mean I'm not mad I've never seen him as mad I haven't either Dude are you okay

Yeah He's attending midnight yell He's doing push-ups when they score Throw me up in the air He comes in he's like I think it's perfectly normal They have a border call He's fine, it's fine

I fuck it just like them Take your hat off No Okay Like he'll make us take his hat off on his backyard Fake Lawn Don't walk over there Come on, bro, show some respect

no i i uh i'm sorry pal uh be gone are we done oh i don't know i don't want to do it anymore oh why yeah we get a hundred emails a day i don't care i thought it's funny here's why i'm gonna cancel here's why i canceled here's why i canceled here's why i canceled here's why i canceled i'll cancel if you don't do this i'll cancel if you don't do this and we pick this one to be like yeah i'm he is mad i didn't I didn't mean to make you mad, man. I'm not mad. It's just that, you know, I don't need to know all the reasons why people want to cancel.

I just thought it. 20 of them after talking about Charlie Kirk on Monday. I thought it was a bit more amusing that somebody is going to cancel because of something you said on some other podcast that I'm not involved in. What are we doing here? I mean, it's amusing that the Aggie is acting like an Aggie, but that's like water's wet. So I don't know why this is an email. See, now I'll feel better because he'll be canceling because of something on our show. awesome you mentioned north texas giving day because of crying cowboy girl who we've had on and that we support

um taran also emailed and wanted us to mention uh possibly if we could meg matters they're part of that as well got a website north texas giving day uh look it up on your phone oh meg matters tx dot org m e g matters tx dot org a good people for mental health they worked to get I got a professional in the competing website yeah miggs matters

I'm really glad that's where you went with that rather than was there somewhere else I could have gone it was worse my final viewer mail for you is oh here's a quick one you're mentioning sports mayor earlier Josh had flown in to DFW and he doesn't fly in here much

And he had never heard the sports mayor in the bathroom thing. Yeah. As soon as you start to take a piss, it's like, hi, I'm Eric Johnson. Oh. Mayor of the number one sports city in America, Dallas, Texas. He says sports? Yeah. He says the number one sports city in America.

I didn't know that. I don't know that any of you guys know this man, but there's a guy who's a former ticket board op producer, Norman intern. Did you ever meet Jimmy Miller? Okay, Dan, he's definitely bored-opt for Dan a bunch of times, but it was like Stars games. But Jimmy Miller is a good dude. He was a weekend guy. We hung out a lot. And he texted me last night, and he said, or the other day, it said, this is something that I think the dumb zone needs to know about. So we were talking recently about like American Pickers, the reality show, and like, I can't believe that guy got it like that from that show. He's very wealthy.

and I was looking at like the American Pickers IMDB page and there's a bunch of people listed on there that are clearly just people who had their stuff bought on that episode right like they're not actors they're not but they're listed as like James something seller okay well that also applies to to catch a predator

because if you go to the to catch a predator IMDB page, there's like 50 people listed and it just says self predator. Oh, my. And some of them, hey, we're in four episodes, five episodes, but it's all, you know, Ann Curry, host.

David K. Self, Predator. Four episodes, 2005, and 2006. Like, sometimes, you know, it'll say, like, key grip or whatever. It actually on the To Catch a Predator, IMDB page, just

lists out pedophile self so shout out to ticket ex jimmy miller for that one and that's fewer i hope no pedophiles unsubscribe for us blowing up their spot here well i don't know man um i have a quiz for you guys oh no the question is how many titles have they won what is the ultimate outdoor performance shirt for men Poncho It is poncho You're correct I'm going to become Harba

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It's not Panchu's doors. The copy they sent us doesn't say that. But it's wrong. Because I've gone... Yeah, you have to do the two O's. I have gone and purchased it. Pancho Outdoors.com slash dumbzone, get you tin off, and free shipping.

They got a bunch of cool college shirts. No disclaimer. I'm only about 12 years away from buying the A&M Pancho that I saw advertised to me this weekend. The poncho collared shirts make a great shirt underneath the blazer. Wow, okay. Blake went longsleeve. All right.

Want to do news? Are we up to that? Sure. Here's Jane with the Dumb Zone News. Let's see here Where would we like to start? I need to get back on the... I need some kind of a quick phrase

Like traffic on the 8th thing For sponsored love on the 15s I like the idea Commerce on the quarters Commerce on the quarters I like that Randy's nodding So I can think about it a little more

I've kind of been judging my performance today By Randy noddy Yeah yeah no I think you're doing great Okay this first story is Let's build the whole show out of random. This first story is so wild. I've told you guys before that when my dad worked at UPS for 40 years, nearly 40 years,

there was like a lot. You think of UPS or FedEx, you see the truck. But there's like a massive hub warehouse distribution center, and there's a lot of people working there. And they're all very hot, not like physically attractive. It's just like it's 100 degrees in there, it's manual labor, it's a tense place, and there's a lot of, like, fights. Like loading the trucks? Yeah.

And getting stuff off of, like, the sort. You know, there's back in the day, pre-Ocia, a lot of injuries, and it's also a lot of high-value merchandise. And it's also, in my experience, it's someone loading the truck and then the driver having to get the stuff off. Oh, yeah. So if he doesn't like how it's loaded, there's some tension there. Yeah. And it's a tense place to work, is what I'm trying to see. say, which is important to note because a FedEx employee in Dallas on Monday morning

attacked a coworker in the parking lot with a hammer and then shot him multiple times. So first little foreplay. So there's so much about this story that I love. First of all, it happened on Monday morning when they got to work. So this guy, he left Friday afternoon, and it's like, you know, No, you're probably going to cool off. He checked Sunday night and was like, nope, I still hate that guy. I'm going in tomorrow morning to take care of this.

So he got there a little bit early, waited for the other guy to pull in, and then blocked his car. Okay, this wasn't a heat-in-the-moment thing. Like I said, they just got to work Monday morning. So something, I don't know if they saw each other on the weekend. My guess is this has been building. And actually, we know that it's been building because I think it was Fox that talked to another employee. And she was like, I've been reporting these guys arguing, like, weekly for a long time. We knew these guys had beef.

So, yeah, it's happened right when they arrived at their shift at 1030. And then Peyton Yeager was the one that Fox had reporting this story last night. And she read a text message from the assailant to his boss. Got checking with your super. like, hey, I'm not going to be there tomorrow. So he checked in with his super and wrote a text. I'm not sorry for what I did, but I'm sorry you've been put in this position. Yeah, it's a good employee, you know?

Like where I have, you have to fire me? Yeah, or people are asking you questions. I know you're not about that. I also want to be clear, that guy was a bitch, and I'm not sorry at all for what I did. I'm just sorry that my boss is in this situation. So he's already, he's bonded out. Peyton and Fox 4 went to his apartment and got a like

we'll talk to you type I love that dude The gotcha Yeah because he's at an apartment too He's walking up to the second floor And she's down there like holding the mic up An extra one foot Like that's good It's just a great shot

But yeah man Beat him up with a hammer Bashed in his window Yeah I guess if you're ever fast walking away from Peyton Yeager Or whatever reporter in a microphone you're in a bad spot very bad uh hollinsworth uh had accused hollonsworth is the uh the assailant he uh had accused his co-worker of giving him dirty looks in the past but his boss says he didn't

know that it had escalated beyond that oh another thing i found out this is sort of related to Charlie Kirk. Actually, we'll get to that here because my only Charlie Kirk thing here is WFAA had to issue a statement last night during their newscast saying, hey, after this is over, Kimmel will not be coming on. And I'm going to play that for you because it was kind of awkward. Wait, what's that? Okay, this is WFAA.

We'll get into Kimmel, yeah. So this is WFA who right after their news usually has Kimmel. We also have an important programming note to share. Jimmy Kimmel Live will not air tonight in its unconditional. clear if he'll return. ABC's parent company, Disney, just announced that it's preempting Kimmel's showing definitely due to comments he made on Monday night show. Kimmel was talking about Charlie Kirk's killing and referenced the suspect's background. The decision came after the Federal Communication Commission threatened to take action against Disney over Kimball's monologue. And prior to Disney's

announcement, Next Star, one of the largest owners of TV stations in the country, announced that it would preempt Jimmy Kimmel Live for the foreseeable future. Next Star is currently seeking regulatory approval for a deal to acquire WFAA's parent company, Tegna, will update you if and when Kimmel issues a statement. So, Tegma. Tegna. Tegna. My, uh, Ligma.

My uncle was the CEO of Tegna until very recently. Oh, wow. Okay. And I know you talked about him, Big, media company uh he's out the game now though but yeah i mean obviously they're a huge deal but this is a this is the story real quick i did just want to say because i thought it was in that audio uh the guy who killed charlie kirk is being charged with aggravated murder and the fedex guy is being charged with aggravated assault and it was like the first time it occurred to me that that literally

just means you were aggravated so you did it like you were pissed off thought about it is that what it means like premeditated sort of but aggravated in my head is just like oh yeah it's not a crime and passion yeah i'm a bit aggravated it not yeah not in the heat of the moment but yeah it wasn't just out of nowhere right yeah i had been aggravated and i've heard that legal term my whole life and it never really that makes sense so back to the w f a thing um i should have pulled the kimmel thing i'm sorry y'all i guess i kind of assumed everyone to see it but you know the uh the radio station uh the ticket They wouldn't play it this morning, which I found, I mean, obviously a directive has come down, you know.

Wouldn't play Kimmel? Yeah. Yeah, so what happens behind the scenes because I was there the day after Janet Jackson Boob Gate on the Super Bowl halftime show? Do you remember that, Blake? Yeah, you lost audio, or they did. Lost your audio. Yes. They deleted.

They deleted a lot of audio just to preempt. make sure we wouldn't play it. But, and this isn't... That's how we lost cock. Right. This isn't just the ticket. This is everywhere. The fear that they showed in Dayton

over stuff that would absolutely never happen. Askat BMI. No, it was about like, Howard Stern got fined for something. Yeah. And so in Dayton, they're like, well, we have to do that. And I'm like, they're not going to... It's like when people were pulling their kids out of my high school on 9-11. But what if we're next?

Right. The reason they're, like Ritzland High School, the reason they're doing this, the FCC is finding Howard Stern is so that you, Dayton Program Director, will do what you're doing. And just start scurrying around in fear. It's just creating fear that maybe they could do something. And so now we're over-correcting this way. I thought you had a PD or somebody that would count the amount of seconds you play a return cut, because if it went over 10 seconds.

Same guy. Yeah. Yes. It tracks. And ride at 10. No, it actually, yes, after a weekly meeting when I told him and he's like, do you have $25,000, that's what you get fined. I'm like, you know I don't.

I recently have my car repoed. We were all. I've been paying my taxes on a credit card. Let me talk about it. Yeah, you know that I don't have that kind of money. So, okay. And yes, then he actually came into the studio and sat there. with a stopwatch

like a literal physical stopwatch not like looking at his watch I'm sorry that's the thing and I certainly had my share of things with cat and all that kind of stuff

but there's lots of people out there that you would not want to work for maybe it's the job a higher you know list anyway yes and then once we would just play a return cut

and it hit 10 seconds and yes The song is coming back. Six, seven, eight. All right, we're back here on WHIO. And we did that for like a whole show. And people are emailing. What are you doing?

Of course you did. But we never said anything about it. And then him the next day is like, you're that day, you know, like, you know what I meant. You put a fade on it. Make it sound good. I thought you said 10 seconds. I thought you said. You said 10 seconds and we're doing 10.

I don't have this $25,000. Here's the monologue. I just don't think. I'm a bad person. Over the weekend with the Maga Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it. In between the finger pointing, there was grieving.

On Friday, the White House flew the flags at half staff, which got some criticism. But on a human level, you can see how hard the president is taking this. I condolences on the law to your friend, Charlie Kirk. May I ask, sir, personally, how are you holding up over the last day and a half, sir? I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They've just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years.

And it's going to be a beauty. Yes. He's at the fourth stage of grief, construction. This is not how an adult... Okay, so he stuck the landing there, at least I laughed, but it seems... So the thing is, at the beginning, he said, the MAGA folks trying to do anything but claim this shooter as one of their own. This murder is one of their own, and that's the part that it seems like the FCC is taking issue with. And so a couple things.

I don't think Jimmy Kimball's been funny for like 15 years. I don't know if he had to start, like, doing comet ping pong, adrenicrome with the Clintons, but he is so gay. It's, I can't, dude, it's every, it's all of them. It's Colbert, it's Fallon, it's Kimmel, and it's, it truly is to me Trump derangement syndrome. Like I listen to guys be funny about Donald Trump. they're not them like that fourth stage of grief construction's a decent punchline but they're just they're not they just sound whiny every night that they're up there so that's like my opinion of

the matters i don't i haven't thought jimmy kimball's been funny i think colbert talking about trump it's disgusting like there's no redeeming value to it and by disgusting i mean from a comedic standpoint it's just a mail-in to be like isn't this so bad he's terrible i think it sucks At the same time, the government deciding what can and can't be in comedy or satire is not surprising to me because I consider us living in an authoritarian country, which is, you know, they're not all bad, but, you know, we have elections now and immediately everybody's like, I don't believe that. Be they left, right, the president, whatever. That's the sign of, like, you're not really a functioning democracy anymore. You know, both sides of opponents, I might say Republican more than Democrat, but both jail their opponents with, like, regularity.

So the president being like, yeah, I'm tired of this guy talking shit about me on TV. And I don't think he's right about that one fact. We're going to pull his license. I'm surprised this hasn't happened already a lot. It's Trump. Yeah, for better or worse, he's not just, he's not just, he. His bit is, you're going to be loyal to me. And, you know, if the FCC, the other part of this, obviously, is the next star, which is based here in Irving, is trying to do a merger, which requires the FCC to drastically change the broadcast monopoly regulations, consolidation regulations.

And they need the FCC to be on board with this. So a smart executive is like, I know one way to get that done. Curry a little favor here And you know The head of the FCC texting I can't remember if it was Ken or Ken Klippinstein or one of the other reporters He asked him like

Hey your quote on this And he just texted him back The GIF of Dwight and Michael Scott From the office raising the roof The FCC director So Which is Shake your head

Everything is shake your head though right So So, I, yeah, no, I think it's, it's not funny. It's very scary, the whole government, like, the freedom of the press, that's kind of a big thing, right? It is, but let me. Freedom of speech.

But I agree about Kimmel, and I agree, like, I, I don't know, I wonder about us even doing it at all sometimes, because I like tuning into stuff that I know, why am I tuning into this? Like, if I'm tuning into Nate Bargazzi, I know that because I want something funny and I don't want to deal with all this other real stuff. When I tune into the Cowboys, that's why we care about, like, we've talked about how, you know, many years ago, Jake, how the sports, how sports is important and why, because that's part of it is the escapism. And we're all playing dress-up here.

We're not, these aren't people in war anymore. So it's cool that we can act like it's life and death and war. And that's why it's not fair when Dabo is in a press conference and says, well, I, my scoreboard is just with Jesus. And I don't look at wins and losses. How many Jesus-related incentives are in your contract? Right. No. But you throw up the force field or somebody in a press conference, you know, if this is the worst thing that happened, there are wars going.

True. Yes, there are people dying. They're people starving. But you shouldn't bring that up in this press conference because I'm pissed that you guys didn't go for two. You know? Yeah. That's the place to escape. Do you want Troy Aikman throwing an opinion out while he's analyzing a play?

Or, you know, and I didn't, I don't want that really from my late night stuff either. Oh, I don't mind. I don't want a political, like, I just don't want it to be all that. I grew up thinking the entire monologue was just Bill Clinton, and that was fine. But it wasn't really about, like, politics. No, it felt silly. And it wasn't, there was never the, you never had the, you never had the, feeling like Bill Clinton was going to shut down this network because they're making fun

of him so much. Yeah, it just... But also, he might never have had that power. Because Trump kind of has that power over, you know, all the... He's never... Senators and everybody, you know, you used... I always thought that, you know, you grow up thinking certain things. Maybe that's the...

Make America great again on the way they taught us. You know how, like, some people are upset. Oh, now they're teaching us that Columbus was... actually bad. Yeah. I want to make America great again and remember when we just learned that he was great. Okay. Well, they used to teach us like the separation of church and state and these three branches

are to check and balance each other. Maybe that's always been bullshit. Yeah. Like when I was a little kid. I don't think it's always been bullshit. Is it okay? When I was a little kid, I believed it. But, because in theory it sounds good.

Like, oh, yeah. The ideal branch to be able to. the greatest creation of government known to the history of man in my mind. The combination of the way that our thing is set up now, we're huge, and it's creating some problems, but

even that, like, there's, I don't I don't even remember the words to describe this, like from political science, part of my brain, but the American experiment, there's nothing else like it. The way our government functions is more representative than most of the rest of the

world. We just get shit on constantly because we have a really tough schedule i'm serious dude what do you think like you think these other countries who have 90% one type of person are like you guys are racist it's like anyways uh port arthur texas dan which jamal charles is where jamal charles and bun b and pimpsey are from not port oranzas that is an important mistake i made one time uh there's a video in here for this one, Clayton. A man in Port A, who is described by police as a serial climber

spent 40 hours atop a radio tower at Lamar State College in Port Arthur. Oh, I thought I cut this down. My bad. Why? He is a... Like a

climber. And he's unwell, mentally. He's an older man. And this video here is just the fire department. you know at the top of this tower just talking to him like dude come on they interviewed a family friend how can you stay up there for 40 hours and not like you're not sleeping or maybe you're sleeping are you on your phone do you have a like a portable charger my guess based on the gentleman like when he got to the bottom and he got on a bike

and rode off i don't know that his circadian rhythms are like oh i got to be to bed at nine And I also don't know about the status of a phone or a charger. Police say the man has climbed other tall structures in the past. They've identified him as a repeat offender. How old is he? He looks like he's early 60s. Yeah. They got up there and said, hey, you know, if you come down, we're not going to press charges.

Oh, cool. Now, the news story I watch was like, are checking with the Port A Police Department to verify that. For some reason it checks out he's not wearing a shirt. Oh, yeah. What do you? Yeah. For sure.

It just kind of fits the bill. He's like, I already, I already didn't get skin cancer. I'm not going to get it now. Yeah, you get sunburned. One last ride for the Conquistador. After 40 years at Six Flags Over Texas. Oh, no. The Conquistador, the swinging ship, right when you walk in, in the Spain section.

Why is that gone? They're done. They've... That's kind of a good bit. I like that right. It's because of Columbus. No, I don't know. They just said...

They just said it's time to move on. And honestly, when I watched it this morning, it's a lot slower. I thought I was basically inverted when I was in that thing. It's a thing. When you're located, it's great. I know. You're on the boat. You're thinking.

and this thing is going to go over the top and you're going to just keep spinning. Right, like the explorers did. I guess. I don't know. But yeah, they gave a very corporate statement of, well, it's hard to say goodbye. We're excited about the epic opportunities ahead. They're going to bring in a new kick-ass roller coaster,

is the answer, Dan. They had it staged next to the Rangers stadium when I was driving in for the show. They had all the pieces out laid out. It's out? It's just sitting there. I saw the tracks. Oh, that's sad.

All the pieces set up for it. How many hand jobs do you can happen on that thing? Oh, wow. I wonder if you can take... Rollercoasters is a definite no, right? Some of that. Oh, don't rule that out. Well, it's...

Rollercoaster's a lot more private. You got your own little thing. And maybe you just, like, put your hand there. Yeah, it's... Uh-huh, yeah. somebody has done some stuff on the roller coaster but the conquistador maybe i was thinking this yesterday because they closed the fuzzies in south lake hey you want a chair like it's fenway so they have all the like the what do you call it the booths were like laying in a big pile on the side and i've always wanted a booth

oh wow dude you're home that you walk into with a tx trying garage door as a front door and you just see a booth Yeah, I've always wanted like a real restaurant booth in my kitchen Because I always sit at a booth When I go to a restaurant I like a booth Yeah And so I've always wanted

A booth in my house But Would the angry fish fit the decor of your kitchen? Yeah You put a Or we can put one up here Bossaritas or something Yeah, right over in the corner

I kind of have a booth You've seen that it's a half booth it's like in a corner there's just yeah yeah i like your booth no i was looking at that booth yeah i was like whoa why's this guy what this booth uh a firefighter in north texas a firefighter in paramedic has been placed on leave now this is not because of comments about the news facebook post it is about a social media post damn but it's a social media post that showed That's why we're in a job deficit these days. Everybody just keeps you fired?

Yeah, just back in the old days, everybody had a job because no one could hear what they thought. No, the social media, the video that showed up on social media was this firefighter abusing his dog. Now, thus far, I've only told you to say a firefighter from North Texas. Drill down a little bit. It's a firefighter from Azel, Texas, where I honestly assumed that beatings, Being a dog was a prerequisite. Like, I grew up a lot out there. Yeah, it's a bad.

I just saw an Azel subscription canceled. Yeah. It just came in. I hate you. I don't care. Well, you're going to care when your kids are living back here and everybody's all broke. And you're like, oh, why did you do the Aggie thing? Another video surfaced also from this ring doorbell cam or ring interior camera, which is the curious part of him.

him abusing a child and the dog one is it ain't like he just hits the dog no yeah this is gruesome yeah that's why i didn't i didn't put it into play no matter where it this is bad no i think he was saying it's azal meaning it's azal there's not a firefighter from azal is not like you cut it out pup he drags him around he's got like a big ass dog and this video was played at their city council meeting Tuesday night. Like, I don't think he knew. I don't know the details. I don't know where they got this.

But they brought, like, he thinks he's there for an award. Yeah, yeah, big promotion. He invites his wife and every, yeah. Like Sam Hurd almost, right? Bring the dog. Sam Hurd getting invited to charity stuff in Mexico. Like, hey, come on down, man. Time and time again.

Oh, you know what? Did the alligator picture show up in there, Clayton? Yeah, I guess. Okay. You son of, I will kill you. What do you do to your computers? It's muted. It's muted. I don't understand. It's muted.

The computer's muted. We all have computers that work. Do you know where Cleveland, Texas is? Heard of it. It's about an hour out of Houston, north. So you're talking, you know, east, south Texas. Do we just run out of town names? I think we're not very.

very creative here in the United States, because I just heard this the other day. When the Pilgrims got here, you know, they landed on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on me. They came from Plymouth, England. Oh, geez. They're like, let's name the first thing we see. You have all this time. Right.

I've been thinking, we don't have phones. Yeah, what were you doing on the boat? Nobody got out of pin of paper. Was they just brainstorm this shit? Weeks. What can we name? You know, I hate all those names back there. I'm going to name, if I could do this.

I'm going to do, no, they just named every, where's that, what should we name this? Let's name it York. No, we already got a York. How about New York, you know, like. What about England? No. New England. They just, all they did is name everything after shit in England.

Jersey? And same thing here in Texas. We got Paris, Texas. Italy. We got Cleveland, Texas. Yeah, we just say it different. Yeah. Rome.

That is a fun one. Just say it different. At an age. Well, an 11-year-old girl was hunting on a private ranch. and she was with her dad. Now, her dad had been allotted two hunting tags for alligator season. So he took his... Are alligators in Texas?

Oh, that's what I'm saying. When you get down near Houston, yeah. So it's a 15-year-old and this little girl, and she got herself an 8.5 foot 300-pound alligator this week. they baited their lines with raw chicken which is what you know if you go down like i've been crabbing like in the bayou and the problem with the crabbing is the effing alligators will eat your chicken necks and your chicken gizzards and they're everywhere like everywhere to the point where my christen's half sisters they're like 13 14 at the time alligator for me to you

on land they're not worried it's really weird uh but yeah shot it with a rifle blasted that hoe so not exactly like the crocodile hunter who would just kind of go at him with their hands had that work out for him not well not well no she's got the right idea i'm just glad it wasn't chris leek

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Your lifeguard training? Pearl Harbor. Bank rolling over here, bro. You do. Look at the stars made the playoffs after every game. You got the flying worm today. A strange bird is the pelican. His bill holds more than his bellicin.

He can take in his beak enough food for a week. I'm damned if I know how the hell it can. Now that you all have video, can you revisit the Cleveland Balloon Fest, children with bloody fingers, little person reporter, lost fishermen that can't be found due to balloon pollution, so Cleveland from Brandon. Dude, the first time I saw that, I was completely convinced. I was being fooled by some, like, Ithaca film class that put, like, a filter,

just some really well-done liberal arts film school. And, no, sure shit. Cleveland released like 10 million balloons over their city with no forethought of what would happen after the fact We might have to revisit that We did that on the ticket many years Oh yeah, I'm down here Have we?

Yeah, I matched it with the video Yeah, but if I don't remember it, we didn't do it Oh, I'm not saying it Try Dent Garage Doors presents on this day In history There are balloons everywhere Nothing could go wrong. Cleveland is truly the ascendant city of the United States oh

the humanity so today in history is Thursday September 18th 1830 a race was held between a horse and a train a horse and an iron horse

the Tom Thumb was the first locomotive built in the United States was pitted up against a real horse horse because you know there's a lot of people they're like i am never getting on that thing and then they're like no no no it's it's it'll be faster it's going to be a lot better so they had a nine mile course uh between riley's tavern and baltimore tom thumb was the name of the train suffered mechanical difficulties including a leaky boiler and lost by a considerable

margin so yep done and dusted score one for the horse It's so funny. It started at a bar, because you know. The boys are just... No way. I don't know. I think it's faster. On this day in 1865, John B. Stetson

designed the first Rio Cowboy hat. 1865, I would have thought before. Yeah. Texas Rangers wore it for its versatility and durability. I could never pull that off. my stepdad wears a cowboy hat like a MFer he looked great in it

some people can do it man yeah I just have that hat with the thing that hangs down in the back like I think you should leave someone I was wearing around the neighborhood until some email or pointed out that his son thought I looked gay

and I was like that's literally the last time I ever wore that is when you read that email that sucks you're gonna get skin cancer right because some 12 year old slot receiver with bleached hairs making fun of you well maybe he'll uh he'll discover the cure for cancer on this day in 2021 give it's a cowboy crying girl 2021 a billionaire and three other amateur space tourists safely ended a three-day trip to

space aboard a space x capsule become the first crew to orbit the earth without a professional astronaut, which reminds me of season three, episode one of the Morning Show, starring Jennifer Anson and Reese Wittishman. Remember when they went up in the Jennifer Anston went up? It was kind of an aphrodisiac that she would end up hooking up with John Hamm.

We all saw it coming. Do you think it's weird Elon hadn't been to space? Feel a little Jim Jones, not taking his own? He's never been there? No. I did not know that. I would have expected him to have been I saw that episode one of the morning show had started season four in my house last night. That's right.

It's out, Blake. Oh, really? Yeah, this week. And not only that, that's an interesting thing. And it dropped last night. She starts the day. She's been waiting. Awesome.

And the Apple TV, like, recently played thing. Yeah. Well, there are seven, eight shows on there that it's like, play next. Such a show. Season three, episode 12. season my wife has like an entire life i don't know about dude same like i'm like what the is he who's i don't believe the amount it's like seven seasons she's like i am she'll watch a series and be like i think you'd like this then she'll watch it again with me i'm like wow

yeah she's offered that a few times like if you want to get into morning show with dan and blake i'll do it again i'm like that sounds worse right and on this day september 18th in dumb zone history. It's just because they don't have to watch bad football. They don't have to watch Falcon Saints. It'd be like, this is good. We only done one show on this day. It was back in 2020.

They can watch three or four shows in the time you're watching that game. A 14-3 game. Yeah. This was a tough picks with Friends Year in 2020 because we had games getting canceled, late in the week. Hey, you're triple canceled. Send me another pick. And this was a bad week for that.

But then the other thing is, I think Dan had just a, discovered Donald Ray Pollack, the author. Was it that late in the game or were you just stoked on one of his new books? Well, I remember he was on the run sheet, and I bring him up because... Is he the guy from Southern Ohio? Yeah. It's because booking him was hilarious. Because you knew, like, his niece or something, and she gave you his home phone number.

He didn't have a cell phone. Right. And so when we called him for the interview, had to call his home phone. Yeah. Yeah, he's His old wife would have, he's like Yeah, 70-year-old guy who never started writing Until he was like 55 or something

Yeah, like after he quit drinking He had always dreamed of a mine Yeah, in a factory He was the sweetest old man And wrote the darkest books Oh my God, I can't do it I know it's your game But I can't do it

That was one thing you and Kat had in common It was like super dark literature I'm like, oh buddy Cat was one of the best book recommenders I have ever known Duty recommended his wife is a librarian. Atomic habits to me, which some people laugh at that, but I thought it was, I still read it.

You know. Is that it, Blake? Other birthdays today, we have Lance Armstrong is 54. I thought it was super funny when he was getting really loud about how it wasn't fair for boys to play women's sports. I'm like, maybe I agree, but. I don't know that you're the guy to be. The fairness in sports like, oh, I mean, it seriously is like when they'd go to Ollie North on Fox News or O.J. would weigh in on a murder.

Right. Billy Sims is 70. Was he great? He was great. He was a great college running back. I was just a little kid. Sometimes I get confused of what year, your age and all that. I don't know.

But I never really saw. He was the NFL number one overall draft pick in 1980. I can't say that I ever like. Like, was at an age I was watching his games or anything, but, you know, able to read. I can tell Jim Brown was great. 42 rushing touchdowns in two years, boy. Yeah, that's pretty good. But I don't think I've seen a second of his film.

Did he average, like, eight yards of carry, something crazy in college? A total seven, but yeah. Seven is insane for five years. Ronaldo is 49. Mm. Soccer. great i'm guessing he's a great yes why else what i heard but saudi arabia right that means uh donaldo is also 49 i believe christin pulich is 27 he's like a bob soccer or something

is he from here yeah or from america oh not from here he's from like pennsylvania i want to say let's look uh hershey yeah he might still be like super awesome but i got i was i felt like when i bought his stock, it was going to be the one that popped. Like, we, we all remember Freddy Adieu. I don't know that Deuce Deuce was really, like, the next one. What's Deuce Deuce? Clint Dempsey.

Okay. Maybe you just went by Deuce. Look, there was a white kid from Nacadocious who made the U.S. national team in soccer, so he was a hero to me. But he was never like the savior. I feel like Pulisic was. I tried really hard to book him. Did we not ever have him?

I don't think so. Rick Petino is 73. Is he in the Kempspin Hall of Fame? Yeah. What's our Kempspin top four along the header, like on Kempspin.com? Well, I think... Like there used to be Johnny Mansell. The first one that we really started doing on the show in Bad Radio was Carl Malone.

I feel like he's got to be one of the four. what Carl Malone and Patino up there? It was, you are the person that informed me about Carl Malone. I grew up thinking Carl Malone was just a dominant rebounder

and a score and never really got that ring. Never really knew about So like, and you have a kid when he was like 13 or his girl was 13. Yeah. And he was older. Yeah. And then

her family you know, you're like, oh, God, mistake. You can make this right, though. Her family sued him. Because he wouldn't give money? And he, I don't remember how it worked out, but he's like, I'm not giving you shit ever. And I'm pretty sure that's how it left.

That kid made it to the NFL, and at one point it was a camp body for the Dallas Cowboys. No bullshit. Really? Serge Ibaka 36. Massive dong. Sergei Kaka. Yeah, indeed.

Tommy Tuberville, 70. Somehow in the government. Yeah. Walked out of a steakhouse and quit his job. I think that diminishes. I think politicians, we should diminish that whole thing. The fact that you could just be a coach for years and then all of a sudden be like, you know what, I'm going to go run for office and then you get elected,

doesn't that show you that that's an easy job or a job that kind of sucks? Um, like shouldn't you have to... That's not really what it is commentary on to me. It's just nakedly showing that the only thing that matters is if you're popular. Yeah. Right? Like, and so college, who's going to be more popular?

In a certain area than a college coach. Yeah, I mean, Barry could have been the governor of Oklahoma any time he wanted. Hell, Troy could be the governor of Texas right now. I hate to say I'd go for him. Oh, why would you hate to say that? Like, I don't care what party he's with or whatever. Yeah, you're right.

Troy Aikman? Hell yeah, I want Troy Aikman up there speaking for me. Dude. Holly Robinson P. is 61. Friend of bad radio. She's a really attractive older woman. Don Geronimo is 67. He was on a radio show called Don and Mike.

You also had him on a Kempspin, I believe. because after the Donna Mike show, he was doing something in Washington. Was it like at Redskins Training Camp? Yeah, let's see here. But you have Don Geronimo Kemp's been in your past. Blake, singer Frankie Avalon, is 85. What did he do?

Greece. Really? Yeah, even I knew that. I thought that was Frankie Valley. maybe it was hey look Don Geronimo what did Frankie Avalon do

to me that's the same person I don't know yeah maybe I have no idea Geronimo did I get that wrong he's not in Greece and I was like even I knew that I know it's

I was pretty confident I think I just learned what are the two names we're talking here Frankie Avalon and Frankie Valley and who's Mickey isn't there a Mickey Avalon or something?

Mickey Spillane. Oh, it's the My Dick guy? Okay. Don Geronimo once had a speaking role on King of Queens. Speaking role, huh?

Yeah. You probably know who he is then. The problem, though, you know, if you search IMDB, this is Future Dan. Dan's idea for the future that the internet can do. The internet can do anything. You can make computers

do anything, dude, except Jake's computer. No lie. You should be able to click on IMDB, and under King of Queens, when it lists his name, you click on that, it'll show you a picture of him in that era, or even on that show

so that you can see what he looked like on the show. You'll just, you'll click on that, it's going to show you a picture of 80-year-old Don Geronimo. You're like, I don't recognize him. Of course you don't. Because that's, you know, you saw them 30 years ago on that show. So, someday the Internet will realize that I'm right on this. So when I click on, you know, whatever, a famous old actress,

I'm not just looking at some old bag. I want to see when she was hot. What do you think I'm doing on the Internet? It looks to me like that was rhetorical because we know. Don Geronimo was fired from his last gig in July of 23 for, This is pretty tame. I wonder if this would have gotten you fired at Cowboys Camp 25. He was at Commander's Camp and called a sports reporter Barbie.

A Barbie girl. That's it. What? You're all, you're blonde and you've got big jugs, and now I'm the bad guy? I support Don Geronimo. I guess, I don't know. Jada. Jada Pinkett Smith.

Entanglement. It's 54. The Red Table. So I have written down here, The Slap. She wasn't on the show at all, right? It's just the slap of the thing. That's why I wrote that? Yeah.

Okay. Was she on the show? She might have been on the show. No, she wasn't. You sure? I'm very positive. I thought the one guy had a black wife. But it was the lady from Game of Thrones, I think,

and the robot show on HBO. She's a Brit. I think. James Martston is 52. I like him. He's from X-Men in 30 Rock. That's what I know him from. Jason Sudecas is 50.

It pains me. Jason Sudecas, I love, I like at least, everything he's done. And then he did that one thing. And now it's making me hate him. I know. You wish you could be a goldfish and just forget that Ted Lassow existed. He's got to believe. My favorite work of his is the extremely unhinged divorce he had with Olivia Wilde,

where it was pretty clear she was having sex with Harry Stiles. And he was, like, also probably battling alcoholism and sending her insane text messages. Jason Sudecass was? He lost it, dude. Wow. I'll bet you. It's very funny if you read the text messages to imagine Ted Lassow. Like, that's a tough thing about taking a super nice guy role like that.

going full nice guy right he went full nice guy is there any doubt that shoddy loves that show no it's it's shocking that he hasn't mentioned it yet boy I like it's like he must not know like kind of a like Ted Lassow says

yeah and then he'll say so he would say Ted yeah I mean maybe the first bad like TL would say yeah like our friend Ted Lassow would say he's goldfish, move on. And I got a dumb zone

birthday of the day. Patrick Schwarzenegger is 32. Not only from White Lotus, very hot. But also from Gen V, the spin-off of the boys, which also has a new season dropping right now from what I understand from my peeps.

Exciting. But yes, Very hot. Also, he's going to be around for a long time. You're going to see him. He will be in Blockbuster movies. He will probably be in a total recall remake at some point. But it turns out if you have two, like, really hot people have sex, they might have a really hot baby. So what you're saying is this guy, you think he's got a better shot. Like, he's more attractive. than his brother, Joseph Banna, who is the son of the housekeeper that Arnold nailed. Well, I think if Arnold's nailing you, you're probably a pretty good-looking. Dude.

You're probably not a... Really? He was just... It's here. It's like a... I'm just looking for the amateur tab tonight. And it's here. Yeah, she's not...

You're going to be... Like, look this up, bro. Mildred Patricia Baina. Mildred, Patricia. Last name is B-A-E-E-E-E-E-E. you're not ready b a n a b a e n a b a e n a b a e n a not banana oh yeah no well uh yeah arnold no that reeks of uh there's a guy with really high tea and he just needed it right then Right then.

But can you imagine the stuff she'd go for? That old Maria Shriver is not. Probably more than Maria Shriver. Yeah. She would never let me do that. That's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh, my God. I was actually doing.

Derek Holland doing Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't know if I'm going to throw the two seamer. Oh, man. You're so good at that. You should do it a lot. Born in the Stay Now Dead, James Gandalfini. John McAfee. Put that part, that's why you subscribe to IJB right there.

Forget about the Aggie stuff. That's still one of the craziest things I've ever done. We interviewed for like an hour while he was on the run. It's a good bit. Fred Willard. I've seen a hammock. Do you want to know the hammock story? Yeah, so no, he was not in a hammock.

When we interviewed him, he was wearing black sunglasses, black jacket, and he was, I think, living on a boat and had a black backdrop. The hammock was when he lived in Emburgase K in Belize, K., in Belize, which is like a little island, and he was super wealthy and in hiding. So when he went down there, he was like the king, because he had all this money, and he was paying all these prostitutes, and one of them he was paying said that his sex stuff got so extreme that he would lay underneath the hammock while she was on it

and as she said he would cut the hole and then she starts giggling and she's like and I would poop on him through it so there is a hammock okay so she's in the hammock

she's in the hammock he's on the ground under the hammock now just to be able to do that. I'm pretty sure I have this right. No, you're right. On the Kim Spin list.

Okay. You'd have to have a certain time a day maybe, or can she just conjure that? Well, I mean, listen, this is like a guy who's just, he's paying off the whole island to be. To do stuff he wants? Yeah. Fred Willard, isn't he in one of them shows you love? It's also on the Kim Spinn list. The King of Queens.

And Ryan Sandberg. What is Fred Willard in what? that you love. I like best in show, but he did always give me the creeps. Ryan Sandberg is worried games. Dead on this day still dead. Did Ryan Zamburg just die? Yes, he's born on this day now, dead.

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Bob Hayes. Bob Hayes. Bob. Ken Norton. Jimmy Hendricks. And died on this day in 1908,

Dickie Pierce, was a Major League Baseball player who invented The bunt? The bunt! Way to go! I don't know. How did you do that? That feels like something I would have invented

and been like, I'm meant to do that. This is a new thing. You just suck it hitting. If you could mic up the defensive players when they first saw a bunt. Oh, my God. Look at this pussy. Oh, my God.

And that's what happened. Swing the bat. On this day in history. I know we keep doing long shows, but you guys want to hear the McAfee Hammock thing? Yep. Am I up on your board? Yep.

Okay. Sit on this hammock. The hammock has a hole. He puts in a hammock. And after that, he lies on the hammock. Then he, you know, he would cut a little hole and you would sit there. That's why he used it well. because he wanted to have

like Scott sex and I didn't agree with it but what is Scott sex I mean you poop in someone not oh no gross

you could thank him for keeping your software safe oh these many years good call back Blake all right we're going to do some closing remarks here also this just in it's commerce

on the quarters damn that was fast how about that oh it feels so good what are we talking about you ever play underdog fantasy sports I have I definitely have

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How do you want to do this? Blake. Probably, because we have two people here. Do you want Randy to close us out? Yeah. Randy needs to tell you how he got here today. Because we have Brandy as well. We have Brandon from Cleveland is in the back row here in the den.

And he wanted to make some remarks, I believe. And even though I was pretty much setting him up and ready to go, and now he's picking up the mic. Oh, his mic isn't up. Now Blake says it is. Hello, hello. Hello Brandon I brought some gifts

It's an honor to be You came from Cleveland I came from Cleveland I grew up in Arlington Okay I'm here visiting family Have you been to the brother's lounge So you're the opposite of me

I used to go visit Arlington But I grew up in Cleveland We are we are brothers That's right I've been to the brothers lounge twice Yeah he came to see you guys And then they just had a summer poppin shop Sounds electric

I still don't understand what it was My brother does not work work there anymore oh really yeah oh so what do they call it yeah i know it is i think it just happened to be called that well speech getting everybody i did uh probably i did not know that i was coming to the dragon den until i was already here otherwise i would have brought more gifts or different gifts but i do have uh gifts that will hopefully help uh the product and impressions imps Um Dan is not lying

when he says that he lives next to horses Just across the street Is a fence With lots of horses And This sign here Maybe That is what we need right there

Might help horse owners understand I'm sure your neighbors will love it The limitations of their horse ownership The notice horse owners are responsible For cleaning up after their animals You will get your house toilet papered egged, whatever, immediately.

But you should put that out there. I guess we just need, like, a big trash can out there with a shovel. Right. Poop here. I should put it up in the front of our neighborhood because my wife complains about people putting signs there, like, for whatever it is. She's like, I just want to stop the car and take that sign down. I'm like, why?

Just let it's not your yard. It's like, why don't live in this neighborhood to look at signs? I'm like, all right. That's the most wife thing I've ever heard said in my life. Marry yourself a Karen. It's going to come in handy sometimes. Look, I've heard very similar things, but that is... But yeah, so we could put one of these up there.

Be a Karen of your own. Fight fire with fire. I didn't move into this neighborhood to look at... She literally said that the other day. I'm like, what do we do? Who cares? So it says, you know, it's like for garage floors or some kind of guy promoting this thing, you know? Stupid stops on.

I love that. Karen's care. The other, another gift is a keepsake from me and my brothers growing up when the cowboys were winning championships. I think there was a Christian radio station that had a promotion that a certain cowboy visitor was going to be signing autographs at an Eckerds in a strip mall. And we brought him this helmet, which apparently he claimed he'd never seen one of these before. And that is number 40 Bill Bates. Oh, wow. Assigned Bill Bates' mini helmet from an Eckerds.

Yes. Feels like my entire childhood encapsulated in one item. It is very king of the hill. Yes. But, you know, among the collection of all the viewer mini helmets, I think this has a place. And the last item is for Blake, and I know Blake is very busy with all of his new jobs.

Dominoes. Might be a two-hander. But he... That's a sure. She said, I wish, brother. In case he needs to go to any given birthday party. That's awesome. Derek says, happy birthday kid on the top.

And it's both blue and pink. Blue and pink, I do. Just in case. Nothing offensive. There were ideas to guess maybe what culture would be represented at the next birthday, but I think. Yeah, this is safe. Going very gender neutral. insane kid is going to...

Yeah, I wanted to say kit. Yeah, happy birthday, Kit. No, no, no, just right. Yeah, Kit. They did seem confused on the phone when I made the order. But you probably put that in your freezer and just save it for the next... Yeah, it won't stay there long. That's fantastic.

The next home game weekend. All right. That was our bonus sitting. Now we have Randy Stacy. That's excellent. Who's on our couch. Who is nodding when he hears something good? And, you know, he won't shake his head when something's not to his liking.

He just kind of sits there. Other than Jake turning down the pizza challenge. That's true. That was a disappointment. If people on sub because of that, I get it. Yeah. Just not who I was. Built your person.

I thought with Game Day, he'd be back in the game. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't have it. Dude, I bet I could put down some food right now. I'm just not trying to as much. All right, Randy. That's not your whole comments, though, is it?

No. I'm a nerd of I love radio I quit listening to music probably 13 14 So I just want to know Like what's it like Prepping for this

Versus prepping for the radio And the formatics And just like How's it different for you guys? Who's first? I would say not different at all really Would you? No

I guess I didn't used to prep For the spots really Now it's kind of like a Where are you going to put them What are we going to do Do we You know

We're trying to be conscious of not overloading with spots. And some podcasts will actually do a little break and they'll play a few minutes. I think we like doing it, just kind of weaving it in, so it's not a big deal. Some people have said that's kind of cool.

They like that. So we're trying not to do too many. Like, you heard that, right, before the show? We're talking about, you don't want to do three of them within the first 20 minutes. Okay, well, let's try to, you know, on the radio, you would have seven minutes of commercials in one break.

right in a row. We have 10 spots maybe all day, nine or 10. So every 15 minutes seems fine, right? Is that killing people? I don't know. Yeah. What's weird is, like, I think that's...

That's the main difference. Otherwise, I guess I'm not really paying attention to stuff that I really don't care about too much. Like, let's say a regular season stars game. Eh, there's a lot going on. we've got a couple hours here but on the radio you got three segments per hour

and they want you to mix things up and they're like okay well all right we'll do one segment on this and just kind of touch the the stars and Rangers and Mavs here or something like but that's just kind of like throwaway like we're doing it because we're checking it off

like we had to do it now everything we do we kind of want to do that's the biggest thing right there is that like you have to on the radio you have a boss you have lots of them you have spots like you have partners there is like things you have to do i mean they say you have to do we don't have to do anything here there's no like hey you've got to have david more or

calvin what like you think they want to have the ranch reporter on every week other than to like have a layup take your headphones off segment they don't but the morning news built the sports day talk app so they have to and they got to go to do the stars stuff that they don't don't care about but we don't have to do any of that that and like uh there is something to this feels bad to say but in radio like people are gonna probably be there like you get in your car it's on so i'm not saying i was like mailing it in then but now i almost feel like i was because i don't do anything but this like is all i think about it's all i do because like I'm terrified people are going to bail that's why when I find out that some pussy is like you were mean to A&M so we're going to cancel I'm like this is insane but I'm not surprised because you're an Aggie but yeah that's the biggest difference you have to work a lot harder to do this I think

just by nature of it timing too if you got something really good whereas before it was like how can I squeeze this in in 12 minutes now if we want to go 45 who cares there was kind of a and then there was a thing like if you had enough for two segments it was kind of uh cocky to say i got i i need to double up i got two seconds here two segments would have been in credit right three was like we can count on a hand one hand times we would just take something three segments yeah unless it's cowboy yeah but did it mess with the creativity at all like coming to this you're not interested you don't have to do it but like if you didn't like something you guys still made it interesting on the radio do you feel like that affects you at all because you're just having to you guys made stuff that I could care less about, like the stars, make it valuable.

Like, does that ever, do you ever feel like that you're not sharp as you used to be? Just because, you know, I think about the bullets of radio and the way you guys would make stuff, make me interested in stuff that you probably didn't care about. Well, we do that when Blake talks about stuff. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Otherwise, I never thought of it from that angle. Yeah.

Yeah, probably. We probably don't have any creativity left. That's fine. used a lot of it. Maybe you should start talking stars. You only have so much. Yeah, let's just do that. Been on the first line in training camp. Dude, I saw that

effing training camp to start. Like, does that feel like really weird? Could you imagine having the muster an interview right now with Glenn Gulletson? No, and I couldn't muster listening to it. I heard him sit down with him and was like not happen, dude. He's a boring guy. They don't want to

be doing it. But stars training camp now like being back in mid-September the NFL's just like we're just getting rolling I'm just getting the rhythm yeah you know waiver wire last night I got the game tonight so we're

stars you gotta do it you got to do it except we don't do it Randy is a guy who has emailed me plenty in the past but were you doing this because you're a fan also, or were you just trying to support my Baker habit in the past?

Just support your Baker habit. Okay, because he sent me stuff out Baker when he had the first ever perfect passer rating by a visiting quarterback in Lambeau Field. You need people to support you. Or let's see, this was 2023 at the end of the year. He sent me his case for Baker versus Mahomes, just side-by-side stat comparison. I agree with you. Yeah. The numbers are there.

There's a new king on top of the quarterback pyramid, and it clearly is Baker Mayfield. The only one. And they all doubted he. Think about that? The what? They all doubted him. You know, he was an underdog, the true underdog story.

Did Pat Mahomes walk on? No. Were you surprised today? He's born to a pro-athletes. He's a pro-athlete son? Given everything, Baker crawled out of the... He was like one of those little mud, like the fish that first walked, you know? Like all of a sudden he's got fins, but he's walking and breathing air.

Oh, my God, it's Baker Mayfield. And right then, he thought, they don't think I can make it. Right. And that sad, decrepit mud was called Lake Travis High School. Yeah, right. The most winningest programs in Texas High School. Yeah. Whoever believed in him when he was the number one overall draft pick in the NFL?

No one. Does Randy have a story that you keep alluding to here? Yes, my life, I better do this fucking trouble real fast. My wife surprised me with this for my birthday. She didn't think I was coming in town. I spent 300 nights a year in a hotel. And so I did come in town. Yes.

Dude, do you have a second family? Yes. You could. Yeah, plenty. I mean, it's called the Hyatt. Checking in it. They're so nice that you're here. He lands and opens up Bumble.

That sounds amazing night. Get your bed made every day. Every day. Do you want service? Of course. That's why I'm here. That sounds amazing. Get to scope out this hotel versus this hotel's hot, hot maids.

And this one just was random. Oh, yeah. She asked me to be, my birthday was Monday. She asked me to come in and kill her surprise. Love being here with you guys. That's awesome. You got a good wife. Yeah, I was emailing her like, oh, let's keep it secret.

Okay, we'll be here at this time. Text me when you get here. He got dropped off. Oh, he got dropped off. Front door. Yeah, yeah, she got. You had no idea where you were going. Yeah.

You didn't know when you woke up. As I got to South Lake, I knew where I was going. But still. Yeah, yeah, I loved it. That's very cool. Really cool surprise. And she's okay with him, like, being on the road for his job. And she's just nice to him.

Yeah. She's great, the best on the planet. She gets it. Damn. You bored with it or what are we? Yeah. You guys look at Dupgrade. We do some trading.

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