The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 9-25-25 | Micah Parsons's homecoming and DeeZ Picks with Cirque Du Sirois

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneMicah Parsons is coming home to play against Dak and the Cowboys. Our big Thursday viewer mail bag, we complain about the price of dry cleaning, and DeeZ picks with the Cirque boys (00:00) - Open: The price of dry cleaning (14:14) - Cowboys are boring without Micah (35:24) - DeeZ Picks Week 4 with Cirque Du Sirois (01:06:36) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:37:23) - News: 100 pound beehive (02:12:42) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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Hello again everybody, hello friends, happy. Happy Thursday. Feels like a long time since we've... time since we've been broadcasting. We did a subscriber meeting, zoomy, thingy, the other night. In that subscriber meeting, the suggestion was, hey, how about you ever going to dust off the old open? Will we?

Maybe. Stay tuned. Will that keep you here if we just keep teasing ahead to maybe? Anyway, we do like the new open But occasionally you got to put on the old one I suppose Yeah, imagine running into your ex-wife Yeah, your wife will let you

Like four or five years later College girlfriend for a quick What's up? Like Bill Gates? Yeah That's got to be the hottest SEX you can have though Get divorced, she gets divorced

You both have a second marriage, it fails What will be 11? What about you're both married? It hasn't totally failed But you kind of run into each other You get to cheat with your first wife? Yeah. That's a...

Because is it really cheating? I did vow to spend my whole life with her, like, in front of the Lord and everybody, and now you're my second. You're now, like, gonna be like, like, you were at that wedding. You were the maid of honor. This is why people do, like, role playing and stuff like that, where you, like, have your wife go put on a wig and go to a bar or something. You're like, were you in town for tonight, or what?

Or something, I don't know, I've heard of it. That would have to be a bet payoff for me. Have you guys ever done something? No. No, I haven't. I can't trick myself like that. Like, I'd tell you. You, okay, so you probably have done it.

He has. I was just watching some show that did it. I sit down and I'm like, yeah, I'm here with the Cowboys. I cover kicks for special teams because that's as high as I can dream. Was it the morning show? Have you watched the first morning show? I didn't realize that the morning show is given the slow drip weekly. So all I do is complain about shows.

that just get released all at once and now the morning show is released weekly and I'm upset about it because I want to watch it nightly. It seems like you just want to complain. Wait a second. Don't you identify. So what did you see in the show?

Oh, it was the same thing. So there's a lady at the bar. Guy sends over a drink. She's like, send it back. Guy sends over a piece of cheesecake. Like a dessert. so then she starts eating it seductively in front of him. Then they hook up and now smash cut.

He's pounding away at her and they're going in. Where does it go? Where does it go? Where does this stuff go? They, it's her husband. They had done like a fake thing. Acme bricked up hot. Is it?

That sounds incredible. That's not how we get him to watch the show. He's not into that. No, I'm beyond trying to get him. I told him about all the awards and the excellent acting and the great analogy when we were going through some contract stuff. You would like season one. Jennifer Anston was going through some contract stuff.

That's the one where they go through makeup tutorials or the one where they all have their period at the same time. Anyway. That's a different show. It is a big sports day. Thank you for granting me at least the... We have a lot of cowboys on today's program. I'm hopping mad.

Jake's hopping mad Wait, is this part of the promoing what's coming up and stuff? D's picks, we're going to pick games with Cirque do Soroy And we have sit-ins galore Look at all these people We have Kevin Is this Kevin?

We understand, oh, your mic's not on Kevin No. That's probably not your problem, though. That's not. It's not a KP. That's a BP. Kevin has says, your gift from your wife.

Yes. You are here because your wife knows that you like the show. Yep. And thought, here's a guy who's turning, is this a birthday thing? Birthday or did you get promoted to? Birthday. Colonel? Colonel.

Yeah. What's the occasion? Birthday, yeah, yeah. Is it 40? 42. Okay. Ever since you turned 40, it feels like everybody's turning 40. I got a couple 40 million.

Turning 40. 40 birthdays on today's birthdays. anyway he brought friends yep he brought two people it's tough to tell if he's related to one of them or or not kevin's a big ginger yeah and he brought another big ginger with him yep brother brian parents ginger uh no like like brown hair really yeah and we got a sister who a don the other guy brought is marrying and uh she's got like brown hair brown hair dark brown hair wow you brought a guy who is having uh relations yep hardcore relations like yeah all the time now you said brown hair yep okay all right and of course uh is that common

you can you can just have two redheaded children without having red hair i mean i'm sure what's the male man's hair what's his yeah right situation yeah carrot top and behind uh behind uh behind Behind them, we have Pedro and Anna-Kay. We love Pedro and Anna-K. We love some Anna-K. You got a dog with rabies? She'll cut its head off. No, my dogs ran when they saw her.

They've heard all the stories. The juice is on the loose. But yes, Anna-Kay is a vetterinarian and reported that, in fact, she has had to slice off dog's heads to send to Austin. This is the old, it's like a wives tale, but it's true, right? Oh, that's playground. If you get bit by a dog, they have to check it for rabies.

Instead of just sending the dog to Austin, they cut off the head and send it to Austin. Yeah. Do you hear about Derek's dog? That was, dude, cut its head off. You got bit. And that's why there is, what do they call it when they stuff an animal? There's a lot of those. Taxidermis.

There's a taxidermy, you know, they're headless dogs all around. Right. DFW. And if you go down to the Humane Society in Austin, they just have like a Hall of Fame. They have all the busts of all the dogs that they've. What if we did that with our pets when they died because you'll put a deer up on the wall?

Don't you want to remember, nice little boaty, a little tiny boaty head? Kipp over there someday. There's Cornelius. People will stuff their full animal, but not just the head. Yeah, how much you could, well, you could save. so much with the just a headstone. But it's an interesting point, though, that Dan makes, because, I mean, I'm trying to

think it. Why do you want to remember this deer? I didn't know him at all. You killed it. You killed it. You just walking around the woods. Probably doing nothing, and then. But your dog, you want to remember him.

Maybe pet him a little bit. Wake up. Give him a little pet. No, I don't think you want that. Now that you've touched it, I don't like it. But, you know, he cloned the dog. Yeah, I'm not a, I'm not a. I could see being, like, kill animal guy, but I don't know about putting it up on the wall.

I'm just here to eat. I ruled the playground one day in fifth grade because we had to cut my cat's head off when we went to put it down because it bit my mom. So I got to go to school the next day and be like, hey, bro, we cut our cat's head off yesterday. You want to play around with me? Is this rabies or punishment? Yeah, it feels like it was a third strike and you're out type situation more than a... Got hit by a car. Public health.

Anyway, these picks with Cirque at noon. Let's, if you guys wanted, just jump into sports here. Oh, yeah. If you got something else, Blake, how was your business Wednesday? Oh, it was fantastic. A lot done? Established the run guy would like to complain about one thing that I had to run into. Are we paying 50 bucks for dry cleaning now?

Oh, a guy gets a big boy job. He's got a job, he's got a coat, he's got a suit. So I tried to wash and dry my khakis and my nice shirts. They're wrinkled all, holy hell. And so then I got to go to the dry cleaners, and they ask me a bunch of questions, I don't know. Do you want these laundered or pressed? I don't know. You tell me.

Give me the burlid. I want to look nice. I want it to be clean and wrinkle-free. And then, yeah, they, you know, yeah, it's only a couple, blah, blah, whatever. That'll be $51.95. Holy hell for seven like for well it was it seven shirts two pants that's about what you're going to get really yeah I thought at first you just had like the one item but yeah you're probably I need a politician to pick up on that you know when one politician finds out eggs are more than the eggs and then they just harp on that let's harp on dry cleaning for a while

what's going on here where are these people from who's running this store yeah why are we sure they're on the up and up? Yeah. It's part of it, dude. Why aren't there white dry cleaners? Donuts in the morning, dry cleaning in the afternoon. I mean, I'm sure that there are. I did that job when I got fired from my job in Athens, Ohio.

What is the job? I got hired by a dry cleaner, and I would, so people drop off their shirts, maybe seven shirts because they've been working for the week. and I would have to pour the little soap on the collars and scrub the collars because it gets all dirty around your neck. Apparently guys who wear these shirts all the time. And it's a humbling job. You don't want to do it.

Worse than Bus Boy? Yeah. Because, eh, I don't know. Very similar. I do a lot of crappy little job. Looks like the laundry store. thing. I mean, it's not exactly the same as the tippy hedron thing with

the nail salons, but it's basically just, it's easy to get into. You don't really have to speak English. It's a low barrier of entry. And then something like that, once it starts, you're just helping people out that come over. Here's an easy thing you can get into. And that's it.

It's not like, as Dan was saying, that their tiny hands can scrub out the stains better than other ethnicities. Yeah, I would love to not pay that much. So if anyone has any ideas or recommendations. Or owns a dry cleaner.

That would be awesome. No, because I think you, to get to, like, dry clean at home, you got to be a rich guy. Like having, like, dope steam stuff at home. Yeah. That's a different level. So in Philadelphia, I tried to, like, iron my khakis. That didn't go well.

Oh, in the room? Yeah. I've done that, too. Just get the beaten iron out, trying to get the beaten iron out, trying to get the water in there. Dude, and I was trying to get the ironing board open and it's all wobbly, right? Yeah, I did it all. Water spills out all over your pants.

I'm just trying to work in this one wrinkle won't come out. How do you do this? Just pressing it over and over. I didn't give it much time before I gave up. Yeah. Then who fucking wrinkles, man? What are we letting that throw us off for? Who cares?

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Flooring Direct, that's our flooring company, of course. Dan over there, great dude. I've known him for over two decades. And it's great that they jumped on board. I like working with people that we like, that we know. That's something else we were talking about in the little get-together the other night. It's kind of cool, like, you have good confidence that you're sending our listeners to somebody that's not going to F you. And that's what Flooring Direct is all about.

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Met with the media yesterday. I saw this quote that our good friend from the athletic John Machota quitted out. Queet out. tweeted out regarding what number uh jadevian clown he would wear oh you got to pull me up yep why did you uh go with 42 do you hear the number 42 yeah available in the NFL

why did you go with 42 I want too many options right so let's start there before we get into the rest of this okay that's why he's 42 because he wanted something else He wanted three or four other ones. Yeah, because he's joining the team in week four. So is he going to work his way to Jackie Robinson here?

I want too many options, right? And then I was just thinking Jackie Robinson will forward to two. So my celebration is probably when I get to say. I'm going to throw that baseball up there, knock it up out of here. So I'm looking forward to that. So, yeah. All right, throw the ball up and a player with the personality. That's cool.

Yeah. but it is it's just funny to me to be like uh to at the same time like i'm doing it to honor jacky robinson and because it was the only number they had right like just the tone deafness to to be like no i'm still going to make this about jacky robinson and guess what people will still be like wow that's cool that's how i know picking the 42 yeah it's good for me now it's great number it's great no it's great no it's great he's saying number 42 on the tag on. Boy, ghost tour laugh.

The whole thing is a ghost tour. From the time he says 42, somebody goes meekly or quietly goes, that's a good number. And then everybody just knocked it up out of here. So I'm looking forward to that. So, yeah, that's how I am I picking the 42. Yeah, it's good for me now. It's great number.

Great numbers. That's a great number. He's saying number 42 on the tag on. why do athletes think they're funny john settle down why do athletes think you know what i could do stand-up after this career man i hope do you think women laugh at him like that uh yeah he's got millions of dollars yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha well uh also had their cleavage bouncing sure that helps sure uh i was just thinking about this getting ready for for this game um we kind of like we've moved on from the mica thing too fast we went overboard because micha was kind of an

asshole about it he asked for a trade it wasn't near as bad as the luca thing so i feel like in explaining that we should be way way more pissed off about that still because they did make that happen the cowboys are the reason he's not here if they were going into this game with at least Micah and everything else the same, your vibe would be totally different. Like after they got beat up on last week, I heard Machota saying, like, I don't want to hear about Micah. If Micah's out here, it's what, 28 instead of 31?

And I don't think I agree with that. I think a guy does so much that, you know, your chances for turnovers are increased. There's a 40% pressure rate the last few years with Micah on the field. It's sub 30 now. Now, adding one out of every 10 plays, an extra pressure might not seem like a lot, but four or five a game is a lot. But it's what they, on the other plays, they're also kind of focused on him, yeah. And then if you need to look no further, the Browns aren't better than the Packers. They just had Miles Garrett.

And he just effed everything up for the Packers all day. The Packers lit the first two weeks on fire. But if you have one guy like Miles Garrett out there, he's good enough to wreck a team's offensive game. plan, and then you just hang on for dear life. They were missing a lot of old linemen, though. They still are, though. Yeah. They're still down a couple offensive linemen, and, you know, they're going to throw deep.

They're going to sit back there all day and torch Dallas. But if you had Micah, even with C.D. out. But particularly if you had Micah and C.D. and Pickens, you would go into every game thinking, we got a shot because we can score through the air and we can go get the ball back. and watching the Cowboys defense without Micah through the first three weeks this year feels like watching the offense without Dak last year. They go out there and you're like, what's the point? We know how this is going to end.

And there's just really no excuse for why he's not here. All of the stats of guys who first four seasons make a Pro Bowl get traded, it's never happened. There's a reason it's this singular. and we've moved on because we got really excited about football. He's just on another team. You got games coming. They played pretty well week one against Philadelphia and you just move on. But now that it's here, this is brutal, dude.

It's absolutely brutal. And the fact that they got two first round picks over the next two seasons, I mean, I understand that just moving those for players now is probably not the prudent thing to do. But those guys are going to be what? When they're in their third year, the player they draft in 20, and the player they draft in 27, DAC will be done. It doesn't all fit together.

You don't... Well, it's certainly not a win-now move, yeah. It is for the Packers. But yes, it all became so personal. That's where you even said you were surprised that Jerry got into this because he's a guy who doesn't let his money get mad. Yet this was a personal challenge to Jerry Jones.

that he's never quite had publicly. And that's where it went awry. Jerry Jones wasn't going to be embarrassed personally, not while I'm on this Jerry Jones great life tour with the Netflix documentary and with everything going awesome and my family's running this, the highest valued franchise.

But I'm still working my way through that Netflix documentary. he boy the business stuff he really did that's why he made the Hall of Fame isn't it it's for being an asshole early in his career and challenging the NFL on changing their sponsorship rules and the Pepsi and the Nike when they had a league-wide Reebok deal and he made everybody a ton more money and that's how you make the Hall of Fame as well not only just being if you could be a good player or make all the other owners lots of money we'll make sure you get in the Hall of Fame. And so he's on that farewell tour right now. He's not going to let some... Who's this guy to now come...

I negotiated deal. It was that Micah kind of embarrassed him publicly. And if he would have just signed Micah to that contract, then it would have proved what we've all been saying. Look, Jerry, every time it just happened. He was like, no, not every time. It doesn't happen every time. See?

And this is, again, it stems too. it's the cowboy way of reacting to things that have happened in the past with us and he was kind of reacting to the DAC contract and you have to

understand these are not the same player. Yeah. DAC does not, DAC is awesome relatively in the world of quarterbacks. You would rather have a DAC than most other quarterbacks

but he's not what Micah is, you know, Micah became this team. We would argue about what's more valuable to the Cowboys. Certainly losing a quarterback is very telling because you can see it every play. You can see the stats. You can see it with everyone. So it's a little harder to tell that with Micah unless you do break down the numbers like the nerds do and say while Michael was on the field, the Cowboys were this rank.

and when Michael was off the field like any plays he was off the field the Cowboys were you know the lowest in the NFL as far as these ratings are concerned and you have to remember Micah on the field it's kind of like the Troy Aikman

playoff game analogy they're putting Mike, Micah's not coming off the field in the tougher situations he's going to be on the field to face all the toughest situations and yet that still made their defense that much better.

That's how good he was. Draws a lot of doubles as well because they're not getting anything. All of the numbers back to up there, averaging I think it's either fifth or sixth longest amount of time to throw per throw. We just saw that the Dardy party started. Russ got benched, so

nine days after Lightning Dallas up for 450, he's done for the year. I feel like Jackson Dard is like, I don't know. Doesn't this feel Daniel Jones-ish? You picked a quarterback later in the first round. Not that late, but, you know, it just feels like this wouldn't be the guy we're building a round. But then all of a sudden, well, let's just do it because we need a quarterback now.

Yeah, I don't know. It's similar in that I don't know that they know how long. Who's going to be his coach? Somebody said, like, the Giants are half in on dayball. and Joe Sheen, and Dayball and Joe Sheen are half in on Jackson Dart. The whole thing is just thing on top of thing that's not really... I think their calculation on starting him now, well, maybe it's coming from on high as well. But it probably is, even if they do well, if they use James and Russell Wilson and did kind of well this year,

and that doesn't, they're not going to make the playoffs no matter what. so kind of well means sniffing 500-ish that's not going to save their job but if jackson dart kind of showing promise and it's growth and we've got a little hope for the future at the back of every one of these decisions is how can we keep our job yeah and they're not i i don't yeah i think they only kept them out of financial concerns over paying two coaches but you've probably everybody's seen the the cowboy's zone coverage numbers it's like it's common at this point. Every single talking head show puts them up there. Jordan loves leading the NFL in yards per attempt against zone this year and has the highest rate

of completion since we started recording that stat seven, eight years ago. So it's setting up for Green Bay to score 50. Is that the time that things zig the other way? I mean,

everybody thought the bears the cowboys were going to beat the bears everybody doubted the bears of course now the cowboys are about to face green bay's defense yeah and green bay's defense has been phenomenal that's really the story it's the cowboy's offense without cd lamb too he's officially out right oh yeah so and booker uh is a big deal

their deal is to try to run the ball and keep the green bay offense off the field. It's not going to work. That's what I was writing after the Chicago game. Like, in theory, that sounds good. Like, the Giovante numbers are great. He's extremely valuable in fantasy I'm seeing. He's having the best year of his career, maybe since the second year of his career. Yards after contact are crazy good. But what does that get you? That's 13 play three, three-point drive? that in a quarter will get you a cup of coffee it's not gonna it's you take the same l if you lose by 40s as four so they have they need to be throwing the ball the problem is now they don't have anybody to throw it to but yeah i don't think they can run grind it out then you run flea flickers they're fucked they have to they have to try to score quickly they don't send anybody in the blitz they send four so you're not creating turnovers by by actually surprising the quarterback and getting a strip sack or something like that. It's hard to watch, man.

And that's why I got mad all over again. Because I think if they had Mike out there, you'd at least be thinking he's got a shot to just like ragdoll, Jordan love four or five times in this game, get the ball back, take it personal, and take over. I've seen him do it. I thought about this the other night. Watching the Cowboys play is like watching the CPU control of football team. It's just boring. Yeah, you know, if you could just kind of beat the basic. Yeah, we're just going to rush four.

We're going to play this kind of zone the whole game. It's just no flavor at all. With a computer with a visor on. Which is another thing. I know we've got to go. But how do you think Shottie's handling this right now? Like, I'm almost hoping they're telling him, Iber Fluse is coaching the defense, dude.

Don't even worry about it. That's why we hired him. Because this guy's got a call plays. Right now for this team while fixing, like, the worst, most janky defense in the last decade of the NFL? Worst case scenario coming out of Sunday. I've already determined what it is. What do you think it is? They're not going to fire flus that quick, but, you know.

Barring injury? Well, my worst case scenario involves an injury. Micah hurting DAC? Micah hurts DAC. Why would you even say that out loud? because it just seems that this is a this season is getting away from us already. Shottie sounds a little, I don't know. He sounded a little beaten after the game.

He was. I heard he had a lozenge, not a cup, not a piece of eyes. He's not as big of an asshole as I thought. He was trying to give some positives about the defense. Well, actually, okay. So he's talking about things. But then Machota had a really good question because he's trying to just, oh, well, listen. You know, we are going to simplify some things in a good way.

And, you know, we've looked very closely at what we do well. There's things that we do well. And you have to do more of those. And that's what we're kind of looking at. And, again, we'll implement a lot of stuff today. What would you say you guys are doing well in defense? Good follow up. It is because I got this chart I got here.

It is a lot of red. It's got 12, 15 categories. Corrie's. Okay, when he was leading into that, it sounded kind of generic. Maybe he'll get a little specific here on what they do well. You know, I would say we've had a stop in the run. It would be the first thing that jumps out. You know, you had a guy like Kenny Clark that was important to us, you know.

That's a bingo. Let's just add that into every press conference. Make sure Jerry knows. On board with that. On board of that. We are stopping the run. It's great. Great trade.

We got that area shored up. They're average. But it would kind of be like if he's, you know what? We've been long snapping great. We traded Micah for a long snapper. Hasn't been one fumble on that. They've all been perj. You guys know that going back to the trade.

I think we've forced some third down and longs. So we've won some on first down. Okay. So they vote one sum on first down. And they've forced some third in longs. The areas that were struggling. Oh, okay. So he did find two positives, the point.

Yeah, I guess. They're good against the run, and they occasionally will force a long third down. Honestly, though. The problem is they kind of allow those third downs to then convert into first. And if not third, why don't take a crack out on a fourth? We got to go, but... Well, I don't know if our guests are ready.

I really hope... So then you don't know if we got it. Relative to your question, your point yesterday, the Brown story, right? About how somebody popped off, it was like they throw the ball, that's gay, and then they just ran the ball every single time the next time they played. I really hope at NFL team here's Shottie

talking this cash shit about his run defense show up run the ball 50 times on Dallas you'll win and then I want to hear him come back in

and be like well maybe the only reason he can say their run defense is good good because nobody's decided to rape

them with it yet they could if they wanted to and he's like oh Kenny Clark man I like this we did some bingos yesterday

did he ask himself a question he did so look mike is a great player mike is going to make plays i'll just put that out there like mike is going to make plays does he get a sack shit i hope not but he might pretty good says shit um but uh you can't look back on chicago you can't look back on the giants the goals to go want to know this week well how do you do that well you focus on today's meeting then you focus on today's practice you pay attention to details but um there's a belief in this locker room in one another there's a belief in the brotherhood there's a belief in the fact that we do love and care about one another,

and we will lay it on the line out there for us to have success. And that will pay dividends. Is it going to be this week? I don't know. But you literally take each game one at a time, and you say, okay, we have to play well. Are we going to win this game? I hope.

Oh, jeez. Why does he, Garth Brooks bottom out sometimes when he does it? Are we going to win? Oh. And then the funny thing I thought is he's resorting to this. So he's under fire here. The media smells it, the fans smell it, the league smells it, and here's his reaction. Again, I'm never going to be the guy, oh, this is a must-win game, you have to do that.

They're all must-wins. They're all must-wins. But the last time a team went undefeated was 1972. Did I get that right? Yes. That's the last time it ever happened. And it's all about finding a way to qualify for the playoffs and getting in the tournament and learning how to win. so can't win them all folks well we

is anyone else gone undefeated have you gone done it undefeated Machota you just asked that question okay guess you have but we're getting defensive already at least just in the press conference okay and

the good thing is is that it feels bad they'll probably like sneak out a win on one of these they shouldn't and it'll change the way everyone thinks for like a week it should what if it's this week honestly I would not surprise I mean you know I'm going to

take them okay I guess we'll find that out in a minute community mechanical I got an email yesterday actually from Dave Fraley from Game Day which one was Dave Fraley at the Las Calinas

place? The Game Day men's health in Las Calinas? No well anyway Dave Fraley He was in studio with us Yes I want to say Plano perhaps

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Are I watching wrestling? That's right. We are welcoming to the program the members of Cirque-Doo-Seroy we have Mike Duceroy Hello Who is wearing his chair force t-shirt

This is actually A real shirt from basic training When I learn The techniques To defend this nation and protect The dumb zone, I don't know, for interest For instance Why does it still look like you just

bought it at the Air Force Pro Shop. Yeah, you didn't really wear it during training, did you? Yeah, I actually did. Look at this. I don't know if you can see it. Like, in the back, it has, it has, it has, S and like the last four of my, and my social, I think it does. Well, you actually have to write your name and all that stuff.

So, don't worry about it. You know, let's put, get your military shirts on. Ooh. What are you watching back there, Mike? I don't know, nothing. Pornography. You're standing up cheering with the TV. be a moment again. It's got to be the Rider Cup.

Is that on? No, that's a good call. Brett Hart against Mr. Perfect. That's what I thought. Fucking classic. I watch it every morning. Get you going. Yeah.

First thing, I wake up, match on, take on the day. Good morning, dumb song. Mikey had to go get his heart examined yesterday. I heard. And they declined him. They sent him home because he spent the entire morning slamming copies and vaping. They had to reschedule for like a month away. How did they find, like, your heart rate is too high.

Your resting heart rate is 107. Seriously, what did they, what were you going there to do? Like EKG and just like a basic plaque, calcium, scan of the heart, you know, just to see where we stay in. but they tricked me with some of the questions I fell into their traps and I admitted to the coffee and then they're like nicotine and I'm like take my house out no when you go to the doctor and they put on the form like illegal drugs and all that do you ever check that I always I always check no like have you ever used illegal drugs no just because I don't want any this is the Mitchell report thing yeah I know I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't know I don't I don't I don't know I don't I don't I don't I don't trust any, you know, I don't know what administration is going to be in power in 15 years to where, hey, guess what? Anybody who ever used, like, no. On any official form that I have, it says no. And if anybody pulls out this tape, it says no, because it's accurate, because I never have.

And totally clean. And whoever is in power in 2040, I bow down to you and accept all your rules and will live by them. That'll probably. When we started at IHeart, we had to fill out like the internet thing for your health insurance, right? And I remember it's just, I hate it. I'm so bad. And I fill it out. And then you get the numbers on the price.

And then it gets to like, do you use nicotine? Do you vape? And I was like, eh, I'm like, all right. I put yes. And then you get to the next payment page. And it's like $2,600 a month or something. I'm just like, fucking back. Disgusting.

I literally get back. click no and it went to like 800 bucks or less than whatever it was I'm like all right better I always answer honestly on the drugs question and then I like add comments and go into detail right yes I've snorted meth off of a Dallas cowboy cheerleaders butt hole yeah and I lost the whole day how severely did you lie back in the the drinking hard days I you know here's a thing because it would say one to two drinks here's a thing I didn't have to lie because they put that plus on there and I'm like put another plus. It says eight plus a week. And it's like yeah. Like eight a week? Are you kidding? And it's like and that's a crazy thing too. Like one a day? When you go through that. Who doesn't do that? You don't

the average person they're heavy drinkers. Like you people think a glass of wine a day and then you go in there and you see seven. It's like the last one on there. So everybody's line. But yeah, eight plus. Why not? Give me a plus. Is Cash Soroy going to join us?

He popped on for like one second as he was walking off of a private jet that he's flying around somewhere in like North Dakota on right now and I think he just wanted to scoreboard us but then he disappeared. So I don't know, but I do have his two required picks if we need him. He may pop back on, I'm not sure.

Okay. Well, I want him to be here just when we announced that we have a big announcement for October 11th. Is that the day that OU plays Texas or no? No one knows. Yeah. Oh, okay. Why are you looking at me like that?

Because that's why we're going out there. Well, what times the game? 2.30. Okay, I didn't know. October 11th, we're going to be at the state fair, and apparently we're challenging, we're going to, we're there at the behest of Rivian.

That part is a hundred percent true. Our good buddy, Stu over there, Rivian. Dude. Has Cirque de Soroy and the Dumb Zone in a cornhole challenge. It's called the Cornhole Front Truck Hole Challenge. So I guess we're going to be throwing bean bags into the Rivian trucks. Into the front truck hole. So what did, does another electric car company have Frunk?

Yeah. They have, like, the patent on that. You can't call it that. Which is why it's not in the copy. It's a front truck, a front truck hole. That sounds like, that was my girlfriend's nickname in college. Front truck hole. Rivian is giving away $11,000 worth of handmade goods from craftsmen right here in the Lone Star State,

and you can win a pair of custom cowboy boots from Graham Ebner Bootmaker. whoa a table from forest design company or two a thousand dollar gift cards to Texas Heritage or Odin leather goods go to rivian.com slash big techs and you could be a winner and then like I said check out us CERC

well when us and CERC what does that mean the three of you or just two of you is it just Dan and Jake or is it Dan Jake Blake what are we doing here Are you going Blake or no? No. Depending on how early it is, that's a Cowboy Charter Day, so I'd have to probably get out of there pretty quick.

Okay. But I'll throw some beanbags in the front trunk hole. That's the problem. Our front truck, front trunk nailer will be out of town. Front truck hole. Blake's good at. Anyway. In that hole.

I did want to announce that we're going to be out there. It is before Texas, though. Not a random day at the fair. Okay, well, the fair's a lot like there for a month, right? I know. Okay. Well, now people will remember it. Very, very.

Because I just, you know, made, pretended that I didn't know. That's what I do. Every time I've ever said something that you think I don't know, I really know it. I'm just trying to make you remember. Like Moab. Let's announce the standings here for D's picks. by the way so we need to send in our picks

every Friday night so that and I believe Jake is the guy who compiles these and whatnot so you got to make sure Jake's on the email I've noticed this one thing

with this new batch of pickers you know we did this for years on the radio station and now we're with these guys this is like working with freaking this is like I'm the media and they're Belichick

or this is like working with North Korea like reply all Let's see the picks. What are we doing? Because in theory, you're supposed to go first to worst in replies so that you can see what the first place guy picked if, in fact, you wanted to go against them. Yeah. Which helps the parody of the league. But, you know, with a seven, eight guys on email three.

These guys are all afraid, though. These guys are like, oh, no, I don't want Dan to see my picks. Let's do some reply all. come on i want you to see i want you to know how you're going to be defeated this weekend is this the in the uh biching about the other people in the league portion of the podcast yeah and now it's your turn go ahead okay good can we get his fucking picks a little bit earlier here's the guy that's going to stay up all night long looking at all the picks

i can't i handicap under the cover of darkness i do this very very late and i do it very well i actually kind of believe him but dan being like, oh, man, I haven't had time to sweat out my models on the... Just look at how he was sitting. Imagine that guy. I'm grinding, man. I need the whole sheet. Like 7 p.m. the night before maybe?

Is that insane? 8 p.m.? Like all of it? I don't know if you should complain because you're doing very well under this system. Could we do them better? We're using the Stableford scoring system, of course. Zachary rating. Thank you for that.

So this year, in first place, Mike Soroy. Do we have any more movement on what we're doing when this thing is done? It feels like Dan kind of went with, we'll figure that out later. We've kind of come down to stand-up comedy or a 24-hour broadcast. And it seems like it's kind of falling on the, the CERC doesn't want to do stand-up comedy. and the dumb zone or at least one portion of the dumb zone is anti doing the 24-hour broadcast Would there be anything to this is a bet

It's like a bet You owe me this if I win Do you want to do a bet where If they win We do stand-up comedy If we win they do a 24-hour broadcast I'm open to that I'm open to that

I also really liked the idea of the last place first place thing Yeah I want to do that To keep that competitive throughout the year Like if you finish last on the winning team You have to do the payoff If you finish first on the losing team You don't

You're out Yeah interesting So that there's so I like that too There's a trade Okay Well okay I think that's a creative idea Dan That could keep everybody not pissed off

I just wanted to mention to the payoff throughout the season here. Okay, yeah. I like it. As our... Minuscule... Yeah, yeah, no. We're not pissed off.

I'm yes for anything. But as our minuscule league continues to shrink, I start starting to want to vote from the milder of the two punishment. We also are going to have to... Maybe we need to have this, our act in order by next week, to say,

when is this ending? in how many weeks, because with the ticket, we would kind of take off during Christmas and bring it back for like one more week. But it's going to be a point of contention if indeed one team is down five games. Oh, yeah. We're going to have to figure this out before we get up to that point.

But anyway, let me just read off first to worst. Mike Soroy, congrats. 30 games picked. He has won 19 of them. Boy. Sharp, as they say in Vegas. own Vegas if he was there. In second place, after a dismal week one, me.

Huh, is that me? That was 16 wins. Only two people are above 500. In third place, that would be Jake Kemp. He's got 14 wins, 14 and 16. In fourth place, Danny Bayliss at 13 and 17. In fifth place, Blake Jones. He went 12 and 18 so far, including,

last week's 1 and 9. Also know this. We count pushes as a win. Vegas counts pushes as a loss. We count them as a win. So that means you got to push in the Chargers Denver game. So his one win was the game he was forced to pick and he got a push to turn into a win. That's right.

You got a push that would have been a loss. So in any other league, you're 0-10 this week. Well, you recovered from a 1-9 week. I'll do the same. And then Cash Soroy is in the rear. He might be flying on private jets, but he is 11 and 19. And so what we need to do is pick the cowboy game and your triple play. What is the cowboy spread, Blake Jones?

Are we at a tutti? We're at a tutty. Seven. Yeah, Beckers minus seven. A home dog. Not just a home dog. Seven points. Get your looks in now, dude.

What an incredibly high spread. Okay. So we pick first to worst. That means Mike Soroy gets to pick first. Again? Me first? Okay, yeah, I guess I'll go. So do that and your triple play here on the air.

We'll start with the Fighting Dallas Cowboys game. Plus seven. Seven's a lot. I think everybody correctly is hating on the Cowboys right now, including myself, but the Sharps and I think seven points is a lot. We're going to pinch our nose, hold on to our bottoms, and say we will take the Dallas Cowboys, plus seven points against the Green Bay Packers.

And then triple down. This is more just a team that really sucks to a shocking level. That team is called Oregon State. They are terrible. So I'm going to take, as my triple play, the University of Houston, minus 13 and a half points over Oregon State. Lock them.

Is that tonight? Friday. Friday. Whipple, Whipple. Play. All right, I'm up next. I will take the Green Bay Packers to beat the Cowboys by more than seven.

at Jerry World just like they did the last time they played the Cowboys at Jerry World and that cowboy team was much better much stronger they had Micah Parsons remember Michael Parsons guys I'm just really excited I wish we could bet on what the graphic

the cartoon graphics are going to be on Sunday night football I know it's Monday night football with ESPN that gets really crazy but Sunday night they'll have all sorts of stupid shit with Micah as like a chess piece or, you know, Jerry. Or movement out of Texas instead of everybody

moving to Texas. Oh, yeah. A little demographic directional play. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be, I'm sure, very creative. He'll be Is there a piece of cheese involved in this graphic? Likely.

If it was the other way, he'd be shooting, the cowboy would be shooting holes into the cheese. Does he take his big Stetson off and put on a cheese. I like that. Done. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good.

So for my triple play, I really hate the Europe games. But I was looking at this one. This looked kind of weird. I'm looking at the Steelers for the triple play. Really? I thought you were going Baker.

You said on Tuesday, you were going Baker. that I'm I did I declared that you kind of did damn he's got you boxed in that is a tough one Baker is getting three and a half at home again getting getting points at home dude it's one thing if it's the cat they're treating Brian they're treating Baker may feel like he's

Brian Schottenheimer they're making him a home dog I wanted to give you this interesting information about the Steelers travel snafu this week I bet you did because So they're playing in Ireland. Years ago, they played in London in 2013. And apparently they traveled on a Thursday. They got in Friday morning.

Let's see. Cam Hayward said they went straight to practice. It was the first time I'd ever seen coaches sleep in a meeting. Players are falling asleep during a warm-up. It was rough. So that was very tough. So the Steelers this year decided they were going to leave on Monday. And the NFL squashed that.

They said, that is unfair practice. Both teams have to leave the same day because the Steelers are like, I want to learn from my mistakes. I'm going to leave really early, get adjusted to the time zone, all that. So they both have to leave the exact same day. which seems wrong if you think about the fact that Minnesota is there for two weeks

Yeah Why don't they have to come back The opponent for Minnesota next week Doesn't have to get there Yeah so I feel like that Along with Mike Tomlin Being an underdog It is Minnesota

And Minnesota had this huge blowout win last week So they're kind of feeling themselves They're here in London for two weeks. They're not worrying about stuff. So that had me going with the Steelers, getting two and a half. But Blake just reminded me that Baker Mayfield is a home dog by three and a half. Give me Baker Mayfield to defeat the Philadelphia Eagles. Triple, Whipple, Whipple, for my triple play.

You rarely get to hear a high-level handicapper, like, in the kitchen, cooking it up. and we got to, like, watch Dan McDowell do just that and come up with his triple play. That was, that was beautiful to see. He's a football master chef. It was just, we now go to Jake Kemp. Did you guys see Jake Kemp? Dallas Observer's Sports Media Personality of the Year. We may have been the first to announce it to the world.

We may have broke that on Cirque to Soroy. We were so excited. It feels like the Cowboys. getting seven is like the Cowboys getting one? Like isn't that what Jared always says? Like just take them if you think they have any shot. Because I feel like if they lose, they're going to lose by 40.

So I almost feel like I should just take them in the points and just think, all right, well, if they get anywhere near this. It's hard to imagine this being a close game, Blake. Yeah. But I also don't want to wreck you guys.

I'm just going to take the Cowboys every time, okay? I need to go. guys to know that team-wise sure okay so i'm taking the cowboys and then uh it's not now what i was gonna pick well i guess we'll leave it up i really like your research i feel like you used all of it but i really want to take tonight i really want to take the seahawks okay uh the seahawks over arizona yeah arizona looks like a very soft two and one seattle's been running the ball great I do not trust Kyler I'm giving up on Kyler

I thought you were talking great about Marvin Harrison Jr. before the show or was that Blake? I think it was Blake. We were talking about Marvin Harrison. And I want the Thursday night action so I'm going to triple play Seattle. Give me the Seahawks tonight

and it feels good to get three out of the way. If you win. Ripple, triple play. It also feels good to get it out of the way if you lose. Now I know what I've got to do It's like going for two earlier in the game It's up to one of these guys

To just change their pick And go right against you For some fun Thursday at action Let's see it Let's see some balls Let's see if these guys got any balls I mean Conner's out But Trey Benson

Possibly even better For Arizona In fourth place It's Danny Bayless Does he have the balls To take on Jake Kemp tonight Because he couldn't start his research last night until 3 a.m. That's right. Yeah. I'm convinced that the people in Vegas that make

these lines have already seen these games. They know something that we don't. And I feel also that this Cowboys line, if everything that we know, it should be 12 and a half, right? It's too low of a line to not take Dallas. Something weird is going to happen in this game. It's Sunday night, right? Weird shit happens on Sunday night.

Is it a full moon? Bloodbode. Anybody watch the moon lately? I'm locked I'm behind on moon. A week behind. Locked in with Mikey and Jake taking

your home team. to not get trucked. Yeah, here's another one. Here's another one. You think there's good pussy in Wisconsin? Absolutely not. Micah comes home for a way. He's going to be dead.

All the hackers is going to be getting. The strippers had cut off jean shorts on. Micah's, he did not think about that when he got traded. He's like, oh, it's title town. We're going up there. He's going to be home for three days. His legs are done. Can't give you anything.

He walked into bean snappers and did a U-turn. The second he got clapped past the little pig pin air. And now he's, uh, he's back in hog heaven. Yes. So that, let's keep this going, Danny. All right. Legs are shot. And I'm going to take for my trip.

I thought about this a lot, but I think the Aggies are legit. Give me them at home against Auburn. Dude. Covering six and a half. I hate when somebody that you're in competition with. Actually, I guess what I like. You like that, pick? Well, I just like, he,

You picked the Aggies, so now... I like Cash's Atlanta pick last week. I just don't. That was great. Losing to the Aggies sucks. The NFC South. And that's why I... That's because I'm like the Cowboys.

I'm like Jerry. Week to week, I will change what I do based on what happened last week. And last week, Blake was imploring me. We'll go against Cash in that triple play. Take Carolina. And I did not listen to Blake. That's why this week I do listen to Blake when he told me to go back to Baker. That way I can blame Blake if this day.

doesn't work out. See how that is? Pretty sweet, huh? Yeah, I never get blamed for anything. And Blake now picks. You guys are crazy. The Packers are the better football team. Cowboys, no CD, no Tyler Booker. The Packers are going to ram it down their throat 50 times because Shottie's talking to shit. There's no way this game is close. Packers will cover seven and then some.

He's so right. I know. We're going to be sitting right here thinking of it. Jake, you're right. If the Cowboys get the end, if the Cowboys get the end, if the Cowboys will get beat it's going to be 52 to 3 right yes

yes so I thought about triple playing it just to make up some ground on Jake but I won't because I think I see a better game here Friday night college football action one of the better teams in the big 12

the TCU Hornfrogs hit the road they're playing at Arizona State getting three points they're the better football team they're on the path To a big season this year. Give me the Horton Frogs to cover three on the road Friday night.

Yeah. Whimple. We call that the, uh, that's the Blake Jones used to work for him, pick of the week. He doesn't work for the Cowboys. Is that me or? Hey, me. That's Jake Guy Pog. Oh, it is me.

Are you getting FaceTime, bro? No. That is FaceTime. Uh, phone call. Anyways, uh, you're only picking TCU because you worked there. So when do we pick U&T? I'm surprised they haven't shown up. It's a big spread this week, but they will go 5-0.

Do you know U&T has like an 18% chance of making the playoff right now? They're undefeated. Really? Have you seen their new celebration? No. They did it last year. They were doing this one last year. You know Stone Cold went to U.N.T of Austin, comma, Steve.

They've started using his like beer can celebration on the sidelines. Look at it. It's awesome. His signature smash the domestics together. They're using actual beer? No, it's just canned water, but it looks cool. Liquid death. But yeah, they have, you know, the top ranked Power 5 team is going to get in,

and they're favored in every game the rest of the way. So anyways, T. That would be awesome. And who would they play? You know who would piss off the most? They'd play the number one team? It would piss off SMU and TCU the most. Or does one get a buy?

This year... Would they play like the number five team or something? They changed it this year, didn't they? The highest P5 non-conference, but anyways, yeah. You can't keep up. TCU, huh? I almost went with Florida State. They struggle with Baylor.

Baylor should have lost SMU. Let's do transit of property here. TCU will win. I can't believe we picked the Cowboys because of the quality of pussy in the Metroplex. It's as good as anything I got. it's as good as any of these experts have it's not the quality here it's the disparate quality

between here and Wisconsin all right well thank you football picking friends yeah yeah what's cash got cash cowboys drop him up he uh he simply texted me that he wants the cowboys

so he is on uh on the good guy side and his triple play is uh Georgia who is playing against Alabama deep south cash man love's picking those southern teams Georgia minus three I think

all right that's his trickle what do you guys get to do the rest today yeah we're going to show tonight number one we encourage you to join us

yeah we have Kevin Turner who I saw recently on a stream with you guys he's joining us tonight for a exclusive Cirque Rider Cup preview oh is going to be wild. Only the biggest name of guests.

Yeah. On Cirque dueroy. Now how does... It's kind of swap between skin and Kevin Turner and Ben. And Dan and Jake. Does Kevin Turner like the Ryder Cup because it's really confusing rules? Don't you say that about his... Every time he does like a game show.

His preview will be very straightforward and easy to follow tonight. We have Ryder Cup songs tonight. Yeah, we're going to inspire the world Mikey, I brought up the other day how the Europe Ryder Cup team was just saying it's more rare

to make the Europe team for the Ryder Cup than it is to go to space that was their bit a couple years ago Oh, that's right. Yes, only 100 people have been gone. Yeah, whatever it is.

500 people in space. That's easy. So we're doing that tonight. We're doing that tonight. Eight o'clock on YouTube and Twitch, it'll be fun so watch it and come see us at the fair on some random day

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Uncle Heilmeil, look at me. Is there any mail in your box for me? Here's a sports one. I love sports, bro. I admit it. I love sports. Richard, just kind of reading the tea leaves here. Sure seems like some stars are aligning for Bill Belichick to crash out at UNC.

and only a, you know, a 6 and 11, 5, and 12 record around here? What if they could get Belichick after one year of Shoddy? Wow. Like, he took that job, I think, because he was embarrassed. And he wanted to get back in, and nobody was really falling all over themselves to offer him. But he also wanted his son to get a job. So what if after a year? I just want when I get emails like this to read them to you to keep them.

the dream alive. I know you still think that there's a chance that Belichick is the head coach. They're throwing to Des, Tiger Woods is the O.C. And it's not out of the... Tyson defensive coordinator. Sure. It's not out of the realm of possibility. I like it.

I like where this guy's head is. You grew up with a little bit of Marty Ball, right? Absolutely. Marty Schottenheimer was my guy, man. He was the head coach of the Browns when I was a kid. He was the head coach when they lost to Denver on the drive. He was the head coach when they lost to Denver the following year on the fumble. He was the head coach for a lot of big losses.

I tell you that. So we talked about this recently that it was kind of weird. I mean, 12 wins, 10 wins, 10 wins. Then he leaves. He's immediately hired by the Chiefs. I got an email from a guy who's a big chief. Chiefs fan who this is all pretty unsubstantiated but have you ever heard of a rumor regarding Marty and like a cheerleader or a player a player wife let's go I have not so there is an internet

rumor this is a Kansas City thing that he was asked about eventually so there's it's more than just internet rumor but the rumor was that he had knocked up Greg Hill's girlfriend a name you might not have heard in a while the running back for the chiefs Greg Hill there were a lot of rumors of marital problems and an alleged extramarital affairs circulating during his final 1998 season he was asked about this denied it final that was his final Kansas City season yeah because he went on to San Diego I believe he did as a head coach For Washington, too, right?

Washington one year, and then went to San Diego. But in Kansas City, they went 13 and 3 in 1997, and then went 7 and 9 in his last year. There was... It's on Greg Hills, Wikipedia page. Is it? I didn't see that part. I just saw it on... Reddit?

Rumor page. But there is a perception of that time of the Chiefs that it was out of control. dis uh like mutiny drug suspension lack of discipline and i bring this up because it seems like that's what happens when you have like i was going to say when you have cool guy coach that and it goes wrong but hell that's what happened with jimmy like i guess it just depends on the type of team you have but i don't know that marty was exactly running a tight ship is what i'm saying uh and i don't know if you had any firsthand well then now did i think back i'm pretty sure kevin mack got busted with cocaine the browns running back yeah yeah i don't know if that was

when marty was there or after marty yeah so it's always tough getting rid of a coach who's really good you know who's getting you double-digit wins you might be finding that out here yeah yeah like you might look back and be like you might look back and be like, man, McCarthy, good coach. I said that at the time. And I even heard, like, the one-star cowboy podcast guys did a preview, and they were just saying, you know, times like this, McCarthy has had the experience to kind of work his way through. Right. Whereas, you know, now Brian Schottenheimer is in charge.

Maybe more ping pong? Never, yes, he's never been in charge. Like, he's got a lot going on. The bullets are flying. And they'd be flying enough if he was merely the offensive coordinator calling plays. Yeah. Like, that would be more than he's ever dealt with in his life.

And now he's also the head coach, and the defense is a mess. Not only did you lose a couple of key offensive players for this week, and you're facing a really good defense, but your defense is a mess. How are you handling that? and yeah it's this is where your steady hand veteran coach you know might come into play and that's why i do think i don't know if sod and machota are doing it for us on purpose but i love machota's question like a oh you say there's been positive what have you seen

positive about the defense go on and then sod is the one who kind of asked you know hey uh during training camp you know a lot of your stuff was you know team building and going to dinners and stuff like that and do you see is that where this is paying off right now during that and he's like yeah man this this is the tough time we're in the trenches with your brothers and we're going to pick each other up because of that because of the culture that we have so now if they go two and fifteen what do we do we do should we take a look at the schedule what have we got coming up i got the jets and panthers Do you feel those are definite wins? No. But before the season, you're like, I'm checking that off right away. Yeah, but now no CD that changes things. You guys don't? Yeah.

I don't know. It's fun. It's fun to be like, oh, what will happen when they go 2 and 15? I didn't even think about the fact that, yeah, you're not only, are you facing the Jets and Panthers now you think that's great but you're missing CD Lamb he could be back well you remember

what was Shottie's big strategy here was this it which one did I play oh no it was this one I think are we going to win this game I hope

that's a strategy man I got a lot of response regarding the potential gypsy grift that my wife got hit with at Target apparently like half of our audience

his wife's work in loss prevention at Target because I heard from a number of people one of them even recorded his wife talking about it and she got like pissed off while she was talking about it because it's a common enough thing, I guess. But, yeah, it's the lady, the lady, if you didn't hear the story, it's as simple,

hey, can you pay for the things in my basket scam? You either know English or at least do a good job. You don't know English or do a good job faking that you don't know the language. And somebody unsuspecting pays for baby formula, medicine, diapers, a couple of other things that are super high dollar items, and then you go out and you ask for the receipt afterward and say, well, I've got to have the receipt for these items to take them into the shelter so that they know that I'm not a thief. But the woman who a listener asked her about her experience with it, she said the most

frustrating part was that she often could tell that they were training the younger ones on how to do it and that they could even see like okay so they'd have like a teenage one and that there'd be like a mom an older one like other somewhere else in the store like watching them with a baby and she knew because she'd work you know you'd work like a 10 hour shift you can see this happening and she's like that's how they see me walking around back and forth that's i mean yeah you do look yeah yeah i forget about if you work a shift how weird it starts to be to see somebody over like a four hour yeah but oh i just saw that guy find Yeah. She said you could see, you know, you could watch them actually like training.

Wow. Hand the baby off to a different one. Really? Yeah. I heard a lot of people who said that they had, they had seen this game. And also, like everything, said that old people are way more at risk for this because old people. How's your wife feel about that? I know.

Because the idea of being that like old people, like my wife should have looked at that car. and immediately been like, that's going to be really expensive because she has small children. She should have known. Whereas, like, somebody who's 80 might be like, of diapers, what could that be? $4 or $5? And then get up there and now you're too late.

Just don't get old, I guess. So anyways, thanks to BW and your wife for stopping all the crime at Target. There's no way I could get up for that job if I had it every day. Like, fucking take it. Yeah. It's just no way.

There's no way. I always am amazed at people, you know, fighting for... If you take your job seriously and you just have pride in it, go for it. But I don't think I'd be good at it. Let's see. Is it time? Oh, I think it is time. Poor little.

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here's a video game we never asked for but desperately need we actually have a we have video accompaniment with this for you Blake I'm gonna find this Epstein list Paul Blart

To the world and become a hero Paul Blart doesn't give a fuck anymore He's finding the list No matter fucking what Paul you're a loser The list doesn't exist Paul Blart Mallcob and the secrets of Little St. James. Out now for PlayStation 2.

Rated T for testicles. If the malls are closing, my purpose is gone. But instead of retiring, I'm dedicating my life to do that everyone else is too pussy to do. Join Paul Blart on an epic adventure to find the Epstein list. I'm looking for clues on where the Epstein list might be. Do you have any leads? For the low price of $69, you can help Paul save the planet. But if you pay $100 for that dumb-ass deluxe edition, you can play the game as first.

Fred Dirtz. It's just one of those games that's behind the list. Paul Blurley's pissed. I just took a shit. Get ready to have your mind blown to fuck when you play this crazy-ass piece of shit game. You don't know my list, Paul? Amazing. It's pretty good.

We never did throw out the possible bet payoff of having to go. Where was it? El Paso to see a Kevin James comedy show. Yeah. That'd be a funny twist with the bus or so. You've got to take the bus to El Paso, see Kevin James. I guess just getting to El Paso is going to be hard no matter what you do. Yeah.

Even if it was luxury. So speaking of punishments, apparently there's a DZ fantasy football league with some of our listeners. They all pitched in 70 bucks, and so the winner of the league will get a, I guess, a sit-in for 70 bucks. But they also said they're going to do a punishment. Ooh. and they were looking for suggestions so all subbies in a dumb zone fantasy football league

last place I don't know has to hold up a sign with our QR code I think it'd be really funny do you ever hear this podcast that was really popular covering like the Epstein stuff

and all that it was called Truanon one of the guys from there he actually joined like a militant group in Syria and fought in their civil war. They should make somebody do that. Just go join like a separatist or like an ethnic group

and fight on their side. But for like a month. Do something real. Staple your nuts to your leg or something. I think I'm going to side with Blake on like the stand up and hold a dumb zone QR code sign or something. Yeah, like a Cowboys game or something. I don't know.

We can turn a. it into pub in the like tailgating area you got to walk around mm-hmm get the signs on front of both sandwich board what if you get subs

I saw this bit this an email came to me from substack two of them this week let's see Logan invited three of their friends

and got your publication new subscribers we've automatically given him or them ooh they do they them their first tier award a one-month comp. So they got free for a month.

And same thing with this. It says here, Travis. I got two emails, so two people. So, yeah, you got to walk around and get a subs with that QR code. Yeah. Then you're done after a certain amount of subs. Yeah.

Yeah, I like that. Also, in the things that are back, we don't have a list for things that switch. But I was not aware of this because a subby at the 42 game took out his tobacco and I didn't know that Red Man is now called America's Best.

Oh, really? They took away Red Man tobacco. Why? Is it? Oh, what do you mean? Why? Health concerns. Oh.

So woke. Let's attack this online. I used to see a ton of Red Man. I want Red Man back. And so when he pulled it out... I had a big thing of it. Yeah, he pulled out his giant bag of America's best. Like, what is that?

That was great for baseball, dude. Yeah, that's what it looks like. And he said, oh, it's America's best now. Because you wouldn't get buzz you, like, you know, Codiak or something. You ever do Codiak? Are you ever a chew guy at all? I think once on the beach threw up. Oh, my gosh.

Pretty hard. Spins. Got the spins pretty hard. Red man. But, I mean, that one is... Great well golfing. Is Red Man more less? racist and red skin.

I never thought of it as this is about... I just thought it was Red Man. It's just a guy's face on it. Yeah. It wasn't Method, it wasn't Method man. It was Red Man. Yeah, but there's like a red guy. There's a face.

Was there an Indian face on it? I feel like I'm very familiar with that. Yeah, when I looked at it up. Yeah. Yeah. When that's so woke, I'm boycotting him. Don't you think that's most? Most people that are boycotting stuff online, like, they don't use that thing anyway.

Of course. Okay. I don't know. It is really funny, though, to imagine, like, the confusion on, like, a Native American guy's face when he walks into the gas station. He's like, I'll just do my normal thing. Yeah, that's just Native American as I could. Yeah. You're showing me the logo.

You're right. I'll do my normal bag of red man. But that, I mean, it all. Did you ever dip enough to get, like, points for items? No, I had friends in college that would get Marlboro. point. Dude, my, yeah. My, uh, one of my uncle, I have an uncle who's like mentally challenged.

I've told you this before. My mom's youngest brother, but like he, he'll, like, have a couple wine coolers and, like, he smokes cigarettes, like a lot. And he, dude, he lived for those. I don't know if he still does it, but just Marlboro points. Just cutting stuff out. Just, like, just Googling. I see.

Is that guy? Blake, yeah. Just Googling, like, this is like, there's, like, there's, like, there's, like, like a red man duffel bag that you know somebody was just super excited oh yeah i mean i did you guys do big league chew when you're a kid oh yeah yeah it was great oh yeah uh hello danielson i have a short nsf w anecdote so this is not safe for work My wife had a bush the last few weeks What does that even mean?

And I told her I kind of dug it. Yeah. Not really a kink thing, but my whole life chicks shaved. My whole life chicks have shaved, and this was something new. I could finally fantasize like I wasn't having sex with my wife, but a strange hairy woman. Yep. My wife, Borat, however, was not a fan of the fur and told her, me she was going to shave it off.

The next night, she made the move, which alone was exciting, because that's not usually how we get from point A to point V. Yeah, what a... Made the move. She tells me she has a surprise for me. It proceeds to take off her pants and show me her holy of holies. I made eye contact with it. Always dicey.

And I start busting out laughing. From my point of view, you could see... she tried to shave a landing strip. However, she cut the runway short by about three quarters and kind of had a Hitler stash sitting right atop her hood. We both had a good chuckle before I stormed the bunker and showed her the rise and fall of the third ride, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, that's very relatable, because while I don't have a vagina, everyone every male has accidentally gone Hitler before and been like well I'm going to look at this for a second

and then I'm going to shave it off like you screw up your beard and you're like oh okay there's a little they must do it too not me I shave the middle part first just so that I won't accidentally run into that

I can't believe you had sex after that after laughing and stuff yeah dude if I couldn't have sex with women after they laugh and then went I would have no kids

are we all done with email yeah I think so okay I thought we might be continuing well then I think that'd be a good time for break the dunza You're listening to The Dumb Zone.

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Yeah, there's a corresponding text. Okay. Did they know what we do for a living? We go on at like 11.30. We can't do a meeting at 11 a.m. I have a mini news. Can I do a pre-news? Remember when Parcells used to communicate through the media?

Well, it doesn't work when they... If she doesn't listen to our show. I don't hear this either. She will never ever know about this. That's a good point. I just like to vent to my buddies. That's true. One person once told me that I just like to...

complain, but I don't know if that's true or not. That guy is just a bitch, though. Many news. Leopard sharks. You know anything about leopard sharks as a veterinary, and you never had to treat a leopard shark? Apparently they're endangered. You know, scientists and these words.

Feels like much, it's from the makers of quicksand. like endangered animals boy the 90s just every happy meal you bought was going to kill a duck like we were super worried about endangered animals species don't you feel like where's that going it's gone away you haven't yeah start getting eighth graders with machine guns at schools and that becomes a lot less important yeah how are we not all protesting uh the dolphin thing or something like that's kind of good in the tuna taste taste a little better if you get a can with a little dolphin in it. Anyway, so they're endangered.

So scientists are kind of wondering, you know, how do we, if we can get a couple of these guys, then how do they have sex? We've got to make more of them because they don't want to lose them. I don't know why, but you don't, I guess. So they, it was the first time

ever scientists have observed leopard sharks mating in the wild. They have never observed this before. So this guy, He says they came across two males and a female on July 12th, 2024. And it looked like the males were grabbing the female's pectoral fins with their mouth. They were like holding the female.

So this scientist, Hugo LaSauce, recognized the potential significance of what he was seeing. And he films them for 90 minutes. This is the first known recording of such an event. So how does it go? Both the males held on to the female who had struggled to free herself. They held her for more than an hour.

Then one of the males mated with the female for 63 seconds. Then the second male mates with the female for 47. seconds. Afterwards, she swims away and the two males lay immobile on the sea floor. And the scientist LaSalle explained that the males are simply exhausted by the process. He says, holding a female while she is trying to free herself all the time and mating with her while swimming is taking all of their energy. The male is just out of it. So he's got to just recharge a little bit.

And so what do you think about it? I think a lot of things about this whole story. One, we're raping. Where, that's there. It takes two of them to hold her. They hold her for an hour. So she's kind of struggling the whole time and she's getting tired. All right, she's tired enough.

Go ahead. Now. And now your turn. Two, they're just like us. Afterwards, it's like, ah, you're just kind of laying there. Yeah, I mean, I would imagine that most animals have some sort of, like, after-climax, like, releasing a thing in their brain that makes them tired, right? I would imagine.

That's got to be normal. But the rape thing you hear about with dolphins, quite a bit, usually through me. Did you say cats? Cats are raping? So, yeah. It feels like there's a lot of raping in the animal world. Well, but it's different, though, because... Like, it's part of the game.

Yeah, but you're talking about... How can't use that excuse? Dolphins have sex for pleasure, though. Uh-huh. That's a difference is if you're raping for mating, like, that's not really... That's kind of what it's always been, right? Interesting. Well, what if I...

I claim that I want to do impregnate you, and that's why I'm raping. And my buddy here? That doesn't feel as... That doesn't feel as maity. Well, you never know. He's going to get around that. We're going to mate. You don't know which one's going to work.

Yeah, so. It's a game of number. It's Belichick in the draft, right? You just, we're all going to try. Some of them are going to hit. I just like that the two dudes just went back to back and then just, let's chill together after. Yeah. Those guys are boys.

Got the remote. What a weirdo to just be like, I'm going to film these sharks having sex for the next. It's a scientist. Do you feel like scientists? They're just using the. this supposed degree to their advantage that way? A little creepy. Ask her, he's an animal scientist lady.

All right, so, yeah, like, that's why they get into it. Like, they say sometimes a pito will get into a job where they can have access to kids. So this guy just loves animal rape. I don't know where I was going with all that. So that's a mini-news. Want to do the real news? Sure. Brought to us by Fairlease.org.

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interrupted so I read that that's also like an homage who else did that maybe Jack Parr in like 1960 I saw somebody say that he had been taken off the air for like a bathroom

joke and then when he came back that was his that was his reintroduction and Kimmel seems like the type of guy he's a history guy yeah does a show he's a late-night historian yeah you know he he did I thought it was funny

I certainly wasn't you know quote pulling any punches if anybody was worried about that but then about 15 minutes in he uh he got serious a moment over the weekend a very beautiful moment I don't know if you saw this on Sunday, Erica Kirk forgave the man who shot her husband.

She forgave him. That is an example we should follow. Yeah. What did this turn into the Oprah crowd? Oh, yeah, yeah, mm-hmm, yeah. What are we doing? Not a comedy show, really, right? If you believe in the teachings of Jesus, as I do,

there it was that's that's it a selfless act of grace forgiveness from a grieving widow it touched me deeply and i hope it it touches many and if there's anything we should take from this tragedy to carry forward i hope it can be that uh not this so thank you for listening and i'll have alb more to say when we come back What a baby. Did he ever, like, he didn't apologize, did he? No. He was on last night.

I wonder if this will be the, I guess we don't really care about late-night wars anymore, right? As far as ratings are concerned, but that used to be a big thing. Sure. Because Lederman went against Leno. But Leno had a moment that he surpassed Letterman. I think it was...

Did we recently mention it? Like Hugh Grant something? The prostitute. The prostitute. So he had him on there, talked about it, and they won that night and never lost again. But had been losing to Letterman up to that point. So does this put Kimmel in front if he was not in front?

I doubt he was. And I guess this won't because he's still off in a certain number of markets. And you need to have all those markets reporting to be able to go up against, you know, everybody's still got the unfunny, Jimmy. If one can be funny and one's unfunny, Blake, can you at least give me Kimmel's funny on versus Fallon? Or are you a Falun guy? Come on. You Fallon guy?

No. Well, you have to choose one now. It's not even close. Fallon. What? Kimmel's dancing for a check, and I get it. It's an ugly dance, but Kimmel's funny. Just listen to this.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Listen to this joke he does here. This one's even better. I'm a grieving widow. It touched me deeply. And I hope it touches many. Oh, maybe I played the wrong.

Oh, man. You just love Fallon's karaoke in the kitchen? He rides in the carioke. Kitchen karaoke? I don't, like, he, I can't say I've watched a lot of it, but I have seen a couple things that has made me laugh in the same way that, like, impractical jokers does. Whereas I think Kimmel, I don't think I've ever laughed at Kimmel in my life.

I don't know what they do. Except for that time he cried over Lions. Okay. Do you want to hear that? that. I don't, I forgot about this. Jake asked me before the show, can I find any Kimmel crying? Well, yeah, I guess I did. And I wonder who labeled this. I have an idea. What year was the lion? Were you with us at that time? I don't think so. Because I would guess you would have labeled this. It says, no, it's Jake labeled this. All right, the, uh, the label of this

audio cut, Kimmel cries about lions because he's a pussy. I don't get it. I also don't think it's the answer is to start a witch hunt for the guy. Some people online are saying we should skin them and feed him to the lions or which, you know, it's crazy

but it should be handled in a awful way. And the men who took about the Jeep should be made accountable too. But in the meantime, I think it's important to have some good come out of this disgusting tragedy. So this is the website for the Wildlife Conservation Research Unit. at Oxford, wildcr u.org.

These are the researchers who put the collar on Cecil in the first place. They tracked the animals and study them. If you want to do something, if you want to make this into a positive, you can, sorry. I'm, I'm, I'm, OK, good. Make a donation to support them at the very least. Maybe we can show the world that not all Americans

are like this jack hole here, this dent, the top dental. It is a weird... That's your funny guy? That's who you're championing? Well, maybe this is funny. I think he was talking about Hurricane Katrina. This one kills.

Do this one. You can also donate to the Red Cross, Hurricane Relief, Red Cross.org, Salvation Army, USA.org. And, boy, that's a tough thing. But God bless you for doing that. Thank you. Thank you so much. That is the funniest fun.

That is a tough thing was what could be mustard there. Like, don't make me be a fowling guy because of these little couple little speed bumps here. Okay, find me funny clips of Kimmel. Carl Malone. Okay, fair point. What, blackface on? A beekeeper in Plano. removed a 100-pound beehive that was hidden in a home ceiling.

It had been there for over a decade, they believe. Wow, cool. So, dude goes over to his parents' house. It doesn't say the ages, but I don't know, you can pretty much figure this out. Guy goes over to his parents' house, and... Arms are all red calamine lotion on or whatever. Uh, noticed a couple of bees coming out of a small opening, like in the corner of, uh, the house. So he investigates a little bit and says, I need a beekeeper.

I wish we had a beekeeper. Like, I, there's no way that they're, uh, they're needed enough to advertise, but I'd be willing to cut you a deal. Oh, like a show beekeeper. Yeah, because I feel like I could come out and do a video or something. I'd love to do this. One of my neighbors... Don't you want to try it? Like have the suit on and just have like a billion of them all?

Like enough to kill you, but you have the suit on. I can't say that I have. I would like to try that. Probably dating back to like jackass. Your neighbor what? My neighbor is into bees. Like across the street there, she keeps... They do something back there.

She's like, I make honey and... I don't know. She's like really into it. Which is cool that I... I know that, because it's the one thing I'll talk to her about if we have a neighborhood gathering. How are your bees? Yeah.

How are your bees? If you ever have a bee problem, you could potentially take it over there, you know? So why are they so important to the ecosystem? That might be bullshit, too. I feel like they just tell you. They love to tell you that, though. I know. And then if it's mosquitoes, it's like, oh, a devil.

Or maybe that was just me. Are there something? Are there something good about mosquitoes? Is somebody saying something good about it? They're important to something? They pollinate? Really? They pollinate?

Well, over in Plano, when you've got a bee problem, it's time for you to call Stephen Ross, owner of Ross's rowdy bees. Oh, hell yeah. He's got a few hundred beehives that he operates. So he comes out. It takes him over 12 hours. Are you looking at the hive now?

No, I just love his website. It's like an action shot of 100. bees he seems exactly like Steve Zon from saving Silverman the picture I bet this guy has a fun life an events page

events yeah I mean they probably have like come out look at the bees but this guy's job sounds dope he said he uses a thermal camera to get an idea of like how many bee like you got heat seeking night vision for the bees just throw it on and see how many are in there

Wouldn't you kind of wonder, you know, if you keep seeing bees in your house? Well, I guess these two people are really old. Yeah. How did that bee get in here? There's another one. You know what I like about? We have the muddobbers here, but they're friendly. I like when a bee or a wasp gets inside because clearly that AC jacks with them.

And now we're playing at my speed a little bit. What do you mean the AC jacks with them? Like when I feel like when a wask gets cold, it slows down. That's why they don't live in the cold. But when it gets inside and it comes to my world for a minute, a little 71 from a mini split from Community DFW, I can take it right out of the air. They don't fly as fast.

Interesting. You never notice this. You don't see a lot of bees when you're skiing. It's a great point. Over 100 pounds of hive, this guy. pulled out of this thing. So then does he now own, does he take the bees and care for them and sing to them, lullaby?

He takes them to, he's got land where he has mini hives, M-A-N-Y, many hives. So he's literally just putting them back out in the wild. Pretty much, yeah. But they come back to the hive, right? They do. It's not like an ant-hill. They don't build a new one every couple of days. days.

Yeah, he said that Ross estimates, I just have to read this for you because this is not even a video, audio story. It's just written and the news still has to do this. Ross estimates the plane oh hive had been in the making for over 10 years. He says trying to kill just the bees could leave a sticky problem behind. I thought you just kill the queen. Yeah, I don't know. I think he's, queen not mentioned here.

He was being funny there, right? uh did you guys do you guys are you aware of your uh your hometown sister cities i always loved a sister city and let me tell you something grapevine loves a sister city i never really knew anything about him until like the mayor of dallas is like oh yeah we're proud to be the sister city of uh something china it is something weird like why what's the point what are we doing here because these Because you don't do anything else? Yes. Like as mayor?

So you get to travel across the world to... Yeah. And usually what it is, like, in grapevine, there'll be like three other places where they make wine. You know, so it's like such and such Germany, a place in Mexico. We go down there and they come up... All of it seems like a tremendous waste of money. Our tax dollars.

You say it's like an exchange between... But yeah, there's no way any of it's ever, like, actually meant anything. So what's the Grapevine, Sister City? Like I said, one of them was in Germany, and there was one in somewhere in Mexico. I think there might have been one somewhere in Asia, but they don't really seem to mean anything. Well, they definitely seem like they would mean something to a guy like Eric. Johnson, which is unfortunate because they have now had to cancel their sister city ties with cities in Russia and China to comply with new Texas law that makes that illegal.

Having a Chinese sister city? Yeah, or Iran or North Korea or Russia. It's like a law? Yeah. So you're passing a law to make this thing that doesn't mean anything anyway unavailable to do. Yeah. This thing where you just kind of send app. monetizers back and forth.

So this is now also another waste of time. Correct. It's illegal now, dude. What's Eric Johnson going to bet on now with Russia? I know. You know he loves it. Like, oh, send him a hat. They send me a hat. So we had a shooting in Dallas yesterday, Dan.

One that made the news. The streak of days since DFW was leading the news was reset to zero, as there was a shooting at an iced attention center. This is over at like 35 in Mockingbird, and there were a couple of inmates shot that were near a transport van. There were shell casings found afterward. The director of the FBI posted a photo of those spent casings, and one of them said anti-ice on it. Seems weird that the head of the FBI would just tweet out unsubstantiated evidence from a crime. an hour afterward, but

I don't know, whatever. So wait. The guy who was shooting thought, you know what? If I shoot up the ice center, they might not understand. Am I just trying to kill the immigrants or something? Or like, who am I against here?

I got to put it on the thing so they know. Right, because he did shoot immigrants. Okay. So that was. Yeah, maybe you're anti-immigrant, but he wanted to make sure you knew. So this is actually why I wanted to talk about this. And why on the shell casing? You're doing something that is very natural and normal, but you're also, like, old.

I watched as the local news tried to make sense of this, and it's very funny to me. Okay. Because we've crossed over the point where, like, whether it's local, or national news, they have no clue how to wrap their head around the 20 to 30-year-olds who live on the internet. They don't. There is no understanding of that. There's a guy I follow, a journalist, Ken Klippenstein, who actually gets to the bottom of these things and finds people that know the guy. He's 29. The photo you see of him, the arrest photo, is like 10 years old, so he would have been like 19 at that time. That's like a pot arrest.

The local news had some info about, like, they said that they found out that he had gone to work for a legal grow-op in Washington State sometime in the last, like, 8 to 10 years. That's a normal, like, guys in their early 20s go take that job. Stoners do. But as far as, like, what he was about, it's not like Fox 4 or WFA or the morning news has like they're not going to get into his like gaming channels which is where this person lived you know so ken did and it's like it's exactly the same as uh like the charlie kirk shooter trying to map some sort of like left right conservative liberal thing onto this kid dude was just an edge lord

just a dude who said crazy shocking shit on the internet all the time and then over time started acting that way in real life and, like, stopped having friends. So left, right? He wrote anti-ice on there so that you would be like, I wonder, is he anti, is he? But it's not any of that.

Nothing is real. He's just doing it to. It's just all bits. Just like writing my bulge on a bullet. It doesn't, there's no, like, old-school sense that could be made for this. Back in the day, we didn't used to, is this true that we didn't really used to try to? to identify what political party every sugar was in.

Like, as a little kid, it was like John Hinkley shot Reagan. And so then, but I guess also I wasn't really watching the news or that plugged into stuff. But it didn't seem like, oh, the Democrats just hate Reagan. It was more like, well, that guy's crazy. Yeah. And that's probably the case. That's what you're saying. That's what it seems like.

kid isn't necessarily right or left. He's just crazy. Crazy, but also like a specific type of internet crazy, where all you're here to do is shock people. Like, I grew up. I can see that. Like on the seventh, eighth grade, we're watching like Saddam Hussein torture POWs. After we roll through that, let's watch a gang bang. After we roll through that, let's watch an execution like a firing squad in Utah. Like, I was 12. And that's all I was watching and shop at school. And that's like the generation, that's how it was for me.

So then you go kids 10 years younger and imagine like what they've grown up on. It's just, it's just shock. Do you use Steam for gaming? I don't, but I'm aware of it. So a gaming platform, there's community, but also like you can see if you're on there how long people have been playing.

So you can see that this guy was able to get a few hours in gaming, like even in the last week. But like before that, it's 10 hours a day. It's all the dude did. Almost all he did. He also tried his head at stand-up. And in Ken's article today, he had obtained audio of this stand-up. That's good report. Yeah.

So this says... Had he lost a bet? Or he just thought, let's try it. Last place in his fantasy football league. I think it's just trying it. This is Joshua John. I don't know his age at the time. Like I said, he was 29 when he died.

And this is him trying out some stand-up comedy in the last couple of years. I heard you guys someone say something about Tinder. But I did some research on that. And apparently it's a matchmaking website. And for those you don't know, it's if you don't know how to start a fire, if you don't know how to start a fire use tinder um there's this guy in the and he was do match match yeah yeah match making oh man okay to start a nerds to choose tinder um there's this guy in the

there's this guy named derrick and he's an avid ghostman too his father recently passed away and he just wanted, he wanted to see if his father's ghost is still around. So he got all of his friends together, he goes something friends, and he's got something equipment, and he turned him on and he's like, he's like, father, are you still here? If you're here, make a sound, and you hear nothing. And then he said, he waits about 30 seconds, like having yours, swings, swings, flies open. And he starts laughing and says, oh, and says, oh, that's my late father for you.

Yeah. See? Yeah. I thought that actually crushed. Yep. I like that. Maybe a thinking man's joke. Maybe the crowd couldn't get it there.

But that's my late father for you, deserved more. I like that. Now, if he had gotten the appropriate response to that, perhaps these Mexican nationals and Joshua John are still alive today. Wait, explain the joke? I missed.

Well, he's trying to conjure his dad to come back and then he's like, are you there and nothing happened? And then 30 seconds later his dad rushed in and he's like, oh, that's my late father for you. You know, he was dead. He was tardy. But there's more.

Has he broken or wife or spouse ever said, honey, I'm falling apart. And you can't help but say, I know, but I don't have any sewing equipment on hand. No. Sewing equipment? I just can't help you.

It kind of seems like you're popping. I got to walked into a scary, a really scary, spooky breakfast cafe in France. And he didn't expect much when he came in. But when he walked out, he said, man, that place really gave me the crates. See, I'm saying if this guy shows up at Blake's 42 game, he's got the confidence of Chris Rock out there.

And he's... If this guy played for the Cowboys and is talking to the report, Can you imagine the last year we get? I insisted that I listen to Nikki Minaj's new stuff. He knew that I only liked classical jazz. And so I had to say, man, pop music isn't really my jazz. And you know that. That's the joke.

Yeah. So I knew a guy in a war. He's still going. Okay. guess so i don't have any information about how this individual obtained this weapon but if we're going to creatively uh craft policy here should bombing that bad at stand up put you on a watch list for buying a gun should you not be allowed to own a weapon if you try out the my girlfriend said she's falling apart and i said well i don't have a sewing machine but it seems like you're

falling apart at the scene something, whatever. You can't have a gun. Well, it will make me just kind of courtesy laugh stronger now. Right? Just because I don't want someone to think that I wasn't laughing at him. End up like with him.

With a Joker situation. Yeah. Wow, that's good stuff. Yeah, and I mean, he, Ken interviewed a bunch of different people the guy grew up with and they're all like, yeah, you know, I mean, he would post a impeach Trump and then

he would do nonstop like rape jokes of that's another thing back in my day let's do back in my day again all right or in the old days it seemed like a lot of times when somebody would get caught because they did something was like I never would have thought whereas now it's kind of like every time one of these things yeah he actually was on the watch list or we had reported him to the school four times or right you know it's like this all the signs were there it was just a matter of time before he shot up the school well it does seem like that happens a lot more commonly now but that's just because that's got to be just because everybody's footprint is so much larger now right those are also leaving a there are people doing really public things i might

be thinking of like serial killers who were trying to keep it on the on the down low yeah like so So you had to kind of act in a way that people wouldn't suspect you were a serial killer? We have a Texas man facing execution, Dan, today. He is a 35-year-old. This is a, he killed his girlfriend's then-13-month-year-old daughter back in 2008. But this was no regular killing of his girlfriend's 13-year-old. month old daughter this was during an exorcism oh i kind of remember that yeah she uh he and the girlfriend claimed that the obviously that the child was possessed by a demon you ever had

any experience you ever known anybody who was off into that i probably didn't pop up in ohio not that i know yeah is that big here i don't know if it's big here but my neighbor did him did an exorcism not and did them as a matter of a job and had hours and hours and hours and hours of videotapes of him doing them

he would do them at the house too he was a pastor minister what is the charge for an extra I want you to come out here that's a great question what do you charge and I don't want to die yeah that's key right

but like you get a thousand bucks or Do you get a safe word? And then, like, once they get you all excised... Well, you can't have a safe word because then the demon will know it. That's true. The church will do it for free. Yeah, I would imagine.

But, I mean, I think my man might have been... Well, the church? You might have been, like, a hot shot where they, like, call a man, like, for a fire. Any Catholic church? You can do... Well, they're not the only ones exercising. Unless it says there are travel costs, then you've got to pay his travel. does it actually say that it's AI but oh but yeah that makes sense you want to call in the best

yeah he uh that was that was part of his ministry was was exorcisms do you guys recall our story about godly's wild dog problem yes fort worth has offered to help which is essentially just that they've issued a press release saying saying, hey, if Godly requests help, we will work with local authorities to help this situation. There's about 40 or 50 dogs. Why is that a press release? It's an announcement, basically.

Right? Well, I call them. I know. It feels very much like a cuck move to be like, yeah, if they want it, they'll. Balls in your court, Dallas. They'll call us. But yeah.

You can make Godly your sister city. Oh, that's a good one. They say that once these dogs are in custody, they'll all receive health exams, vaxes, behavioral assessment, microchipping, but... And then... I was going to say... Youth, euthenite. Yeah. It's, you know, I guess it's good of Fort Worth to come forward an offer, but these dogs are going to die.

What if we put out a statement that we are also willing to help? We should just start putting out statements. Like, condemning things. Yeah. I condemn the ice shooting. I don't know about you guys, but I condemn that shooting. There needs to be a ceasefire. In the strongest terms.

Yeah, the ceasefire thing. Uh, hmm. What's a good one? Well, that was what, like, the San Antonio Council was doing, right? Yeah, a lot of people. We have issued a proclamation. We are against. We're against the war.

How about the Ukraine war is still going on? Remember how everybody got fired up over that? Just shut that shit down. Old news, bud. We are over it. But they were putting the flag on their avatar. God. I thought Detimore was going to enlist and be headed straight to Key.

He was so fired up about it. It's like, Jesus, bud. Find that on a map first. Isn't it a weird bit, though, if you do take up the cause of the day, when do you decide, but the cause is still going on. It's tough. But you change your avatar to Trayvon Martin now. That was my bit with my neighbor who put up a yard sign about the kids that were killed in the Allen shooting.

It's like, you know, remember their names. But at some point, they took the sign up. Grass got long. You get an excuse. You have to leave. Tired to moan around it. Yeah. Yeah.

That said. Well, that one seems more like. That said. is the war is still going on. The war is only going on if people here care about it. That's what means it's always going on.

It is kind of in hindsight, do you think changing your profile picture to Trayvon Martin with your hood up could be considered a misstep. You did that? Oh, yeah. Oh. But I didn't do it for

No, I know. for any good reason I did it to make Bob bad I just thought people would think it was funny that I did that and he thought it was funny he's laughing right now so yes don't you think this enabler black and white photo oh man but people were putting up their hood photos like to stand strong with Trayvon who's not standing all right then our final story Rockwall ISD middle schooler arrested for terroristic threat. I think we shut it down at middle school. I don't think you should be considered a serious enough of a threat that if a kid makes a joke like I'm going to blow up the school

that you have to arrest them. And I don't think it should be a news story. You should ask them like how they're going to do it? Do you have diagrams, a map, funding? What was the threat? Prove it. They never put it in here.

It just says that, you know, the SRO goes to their house and they say it's a joke. It was a joke. I was just fucking, I was joking around. So they arrest them? Yeah. And I don't know what you're...

Over a joke. I thought we had free speech. We came into... Scared him straight. Yeah. That's how... I don't know if I told you guys that part of that, but that's how the poop dollar thing unraveled at Richland.

Because they had to mark-ass parents who didn't know how to talk to the police, you know? Like, listen, I was raised by Republicans, but we're not just talking to the government. Right? So the cops showed up and were like... Okay, we heard there's a tape of your sons pooping in a box. And you're just like, no. There's no. My mom would have been like, you didn't hear shit.

And you're on my property, too. So be gone. Whereas these parents, the Karen parents that, you know. Karen or caring? Karen. Before we called him Karen. You know, you got the hair cut. You got the knee-linked jean shorts.

You fucking know what I'm talking about. And they're like, oh, we can't help. We can't wait to help you, officer. They go get the tape. Give it to him. Yeah, that's how it happened. But do you agree with me? Like, if a seventh grader's like, I'm going to blow this place up?

Yeah, it's tough. It's kind of like even Kimmel. I watched that big monologue, and he sets, or maybe it was even last night. I watched a snippet of that. He went for 30 minutes Tuesday night. But it was like, he mentioned. like he's gotten death threats and stuff but like media death threats

like literally we've gotten them but it's I also don't think they're legit I guess it's tough to tell you know until until they have your name on a bullet or something but it's just when it's like you know I wish you were dead I want to kill you and your family or something oh yeah maybe occasionally give you your address or something like that

but outside of that now or no There's no, it's same as Nico when that was getting reported. Right. Like that's why he didn't sit in his seat because of death wet. Oh, okay. You really think somebody who's walking in here with a rifle to kill Nico? I don't. I don't.

And there's your news. Although there was a Mabbs maniac who cut his girlfriend's head off, I think. So they did have shooters. Well, he thought she could have rabies. The God's own news. Like and subscribe. That's the good news. Dude, if somebody snuffed, Dan, they would 100% have,

we're having fun here, no, on the bullet. They're having to play the audio, like Cash Patel's up there, hitting Space Bar. Like, let's do it again. Let's do some viewer mail birthdays. That'll be brought to us by, well, let's just play this. Flooring Directs DFW presents on this day in history. Your mail birthday is brought to us by Frankl and Frankel.

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I feel like when you have If you I feel like A man Having sex with his shirt on and his pants off Has like the same Affect as like a dog That gets caught taking a shit

Like it looks over and it's kind of like I don't know this is a bear I don't this is not how it's supposed to look But please look away for a second I don't know I think it's easy for skinny guy to say But I don't know I don't mind

I'm looking like Winnie to poo if it covers my big gut. Most of my life, I've looked like a cancer patient, dude. So it ain't like I was like, let's pop the tops off. Yeah, but you're definitely the type to do 10 sit-ups and come out flexing your abs. Oh, I've definitely popped push-ups in a bathroom before the pool before. I mean, who's not? If you had to have just one article, would it be your socks or your shirt? I'd tell you you got to keep one on.

Man. I don't know, I feel like I belong on a list either way, right? It's got to be socks, though. Probably sucks. Blake's got to have his top off so his nipple rings can get... Dear Zoran Mondami of foreign punani. The Monskroni was a great insult. Yeah.

Who did that? Was it Adams? Is this just a new... Trump has brought this to politics, right? Yes, the name calling it. Because there didn't used to be funny nicknames for your... Yeah, because he couldn't binge 135 or whatever. So I think the other New York guy was like a Monscroni.

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Lastly, I have an offer that I'd extend to the show. Beginning October 1st, I offer the dumb zone $100 on the first of every month to your Venmo, forever. In exchange. for never having Sarah Heppala on your show ever again. Wow. Out. You can use this to put gas in your car, fund Angelo for the month, or whatever you like. If you take this offer and turn around and have her on at a later date,

you refund me for all the months I've paid from Andrew Plum. That's tough. That's tough to say no to. We're going to have to talk about this off the year. And he'll pay it too. Although he's already, you know, he's in for that cowboy. So it's basically what we're signing. signing on is $1,200 a year contract

forever to not have her on. I think we need to talk about it. Boy, look at two dudes who can't wait to be told what to do for a check. A little dance. Where do we are we to go? Hop over to Saudi Arabia or some shit next. It would make up for all the Aggies we've lost.

Geez. Maybe we'd kind of counter that. I can't wait to listen. I'd love to hear the Dan and Blake. show where everyone stays signed up forever because no one ever says anything that bothers anyone. Yay.

That's the show I want to do. I'm trying to bring positivity back to this show and Jake just won't let us. Andrew Plum does have very good ninja creamy recipe ideas, though. Dear horticulturist of the penis fly trap.

Venus fly trap is another thing I thought were basically just going to be common house plants by the time i no more bugs you know like oh those will certainly be everywhere i think i don't think i've ever seen one are they they're endangered it all comes home were you afraid of piranhas yes i absolutely thought there'd be piranas everywhere quicksand everywhere oh uh let's see here if you ever need an expert in automated storage systems i'm your guy Great bit. Looking forward to seeing you guys in Colorado.

Let's see, for any D-Fs here in Colorado, if you order the state logo dumb zone gear, it's just a square. My dumb-ass fault for not thinking about the shape of the state before ordering L-O-L. So Raymond's not screwing them. The people who drew their state are screwing them. I thought maybe it was slightly distinct,

but still less heppela wow tough day yeah but maybe that's because i haven't seen her milksheds in person more danny from df matt and finally hello captain clam crusher aka oracle of the ovaries today is good friend ken's birthday he would love nothing more than to hear blake read dwight howard dms his leaders are sarah's lactose lockers and blake My leader is Kara, the ticket lesbian, and Dan's shower frequency from B.H. Now, on to today in history, Thursday, September 25th. This is the day in 1974 that Dodgers pitcher Tommy John underwent an experimental graft reconstruction surgery.

It was successful, and now they call it Tommy John surgery. What year? 1974 On this day in 1978 144 people killed when a large plane

727727 and a private plane collided over San Diego on this day in 1992 oh Jake this is good for you so NASA sent off

what they called Mars Observer A $980 million mission to Mars. So this is 1992. What do we get? A couple of sketches. Well, the thing is, in August of 1993, so a year later, the probe disappeared just before entering Martian orbit. We lost it.

Dude, I'm sorry. Don't know. Where is it? I don't know. We lost the rover. What if it was captured by Mars people? Martians.

980 million dollars and they're just like, fuck, do you know? We don't know what happened to it. And on this day in 2016, Jose Fernandez, ace right-handed for the Marlins killed in a boating accident for two friends.

Did it make little Blake sad? Little baseball Blake said. Not really. I mean, he was really good. Okay. And this is not... Right. It's a very crazy, like, incident, autopsy death report.

Just coked out of his mind at night. Oh, really? Speedboat in the bay. Just going... He's all cooked up? Oh, yeah. I'm going to tell you this. He was not in a bad mood when he died.

Right? Died doing what he loved. Yeah. To an extent. Something to be said. And this is the day in 2018, Bill. Cosby sentenced to three to ten years in state prison for drugging and molesting a woman at his Philadelphia home. And on this day, September 25th, Dumb Zone history. Not much. Only one show back

in 2020, but it is funny that that was the Mike Nolan year. Good God, Tabasco, I. And we did a segment on Jalen Smith asking to simplify the defense. There's so much 2020 vibes here We are Shottie was talking today about simplifying the defense Good That's step one

Good We've already predicted Step two will be Eberful is to the booth I'm going to say That won't happen until the bye week We're going to It's you know what

Byweek's coming at a great time And that's a good Carolina team this is i'm doing shoddy monday that's a good carolina team i mean they took atlanta to the woodshed man i feel like they're going to end up making a trade they're going to get trouts then they're going to get they're going to get all worried that it's the same as the amari year i don't know who okay do you research on the show so you come into this saying that didn't even have any teams uh Oh, you just magically make a trade.

Just go to the trade treat. Oh, dude. I'll do the show. You crying live on air. And I think I can make fun of that guy's voice because I think he's white. The big white guy, fat white guy from Houston. Everybody's cousin. Yet another.

Oh, yo, dudes, do the show. Detriment to being a white man. Yeah, come on. People can make fun of our voices. You know about that, right, Blake? Yeah. Other birthdays today, Donovan. Azaraku is 22.

Well, too much excitement over that, maybe. Boy, the steal of the draft. See where Brugler had it, buddy. That's basically a first rounder. God, fool ourselves. Dat win, 50. Hey. Good friend of mine, I wish.

Brandon Cooks, 32. Underrated, I think. For a career. Current team? Doesn't have one, do you? Brandon Cooks? Saints? Yep.

Oh, wow. He's coming home. That's where he started. Yeah. Alden Smith is 36, says here Kempstman. Man. Quite a few of them. So many so that I honestly don't remember.

I mean, he's just got Charles Haley disease, right? There's just a type of career where you're always, it's a pass rusher, usually, and there's just like 10 instances or incidents that involve like psychosis, the cops have to come to your house, you beat somebody, and then you turn it around, usually for one season, get 12 sacks, and then you fall off again. This has happened many times. The Cowboys tend to be involved in this quite often.

Greg Hardy, the dude from the Vikings a couple years ago. Everson Griffin? Everson Griffin, yeah. There are many such cases. Who's in Garden State? Zach Braff and... Zach Braff, yeah. Because this 20, this 2025 Cowboys season

make me think of like... It's like Dak is Zach Brath in Garden State. And, well, I'll give you that later. Bill Simmons is 56. That was my... That was my Bill, Bill Simmons. Yeah, baby, man, I'm fucking saddiums. Like, I don't know.

I don't know what happened to his voice over the years. Hero, though, overall. Yeah, I'm happy. I'm happy that he did what he did and has done what he's done. Scotty Pippin is 60. Not sure he's a big fan of unions, but... Scotty Pippin is hot on crypto. I'm going to make a prediction.

If we get bought, like his thing got bought for like $80 million or whatever, $100 million, Bill Simmons. I'm going to acquiesce to, yeah, okay, let's bring the unions in. Let's do everything really fair here. We got $100 million to play with here. Yeah, but you don't become the type of guy who gets $100 million by being fair. Isn't Pippin's kid like banging? Somebody's kid is banging somebody's. Jordan's kid is banging Pippen's.

Pippin's ex-wife. Yes, Pippa Larson. Or not Pippa. Larson. Larson, there you. Not Pippa Pippin. Matt Hasselbeck 50. Hubey Brown, 92.

Still pretty good when you hear him, surprisingly. James Cook's, Cook, is 26. Really good. Do you realize 16 touchdowns last year? He's on a similar pace this year. Bridget Wilson Sampras is 52 She was in Billy Madison Zach Woods is 41

That's Jared from Silicon Valley He's awesome He's a baller Dude he had a really funny Instagram or tweet this morning Speaking of you guys dancing for a check earlier Are you aware of the Riyadh comedy festival it's a big

controversial point in the world of comedy right now I think it's like it's like next month and it's just about everyone in the world of comedy is just hey we're having a big festival we're going to do sketches together

and it's just disgusting and he did like a big Zach Woods did a big video about it like what's the problem like why would anybody and they just went through like Saudi Arabia's whole list of maybe they'll get to tour the wing where they

literally just hang all the journalists that they've killed, the wing of this prison. It's just for that. But it's all your faves, bud. Shane? No, I don't think so. And Tim Dillon got backed out,

yeah. Okay. Michael Douglas is 81. And his wife, Catherine Zeta Jones, 56. Same day birthday. He got cancer from doing too much Taco Buono to her and grabbing Mike by the box with his tongue. Is that the, do you have the right couple? Box. Yeah.

Michael Douglas was so into eating Catherine Zeta Jones out that he got cancer. And I think he deserves like a purple heart for that. That's a good, that's a good man, knowing that he's going to get it but still getting it. He loves her. Michael Douglas oral sex caused my cancer I mean why would I lie about that

by the box we'll take that drop Beth Cheryl Teeggs is 78 she was a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model what year I don't know

because our good friend Chris Bailey gave me this like thing to give to Soroy is that what this one is who is this oh that's kathy ireland let's see this one like i think this is famous great memories okay because

yeah i figured i figured that was porn when i was a little kid that was the only porn access you had right right it was the sports illustrator swim and then the fun thing

and maybe this helped inform what i would do later in life too but the following week sports illustrated would air letters to the the editor of all the people that canceled Sports Illustrated. They were so upset that they got that. That's genius magazine work right there, you know? Because now everybody, yeah, exactly.

Mark Hamill is 74. Who's that, Blake? Star or something. Heather Locklear is 64. Will Smith is 57. God, what a weird career. Rapper T.I. is 45. He's good.

Now, you know they call me T.I. But you don't know me. Ada Torturo is 64. That is Janice from the Sopranos. Woof. And our Dumb Zone birthday of the day, Donald Glover, 42. Yeah. Remember showing Jubb?

This is America, the video. That was fun. Born on this day now dead. Michael Madsen. Do you remember he died? That's too bad. And Christopher Reeve. Sorry, Dan.

Dead on this day is still dead. You got your Jose Fernandez. You got your Arnold Palmer. And you also have Andy Williams. So I went to Branson, Missouri, and saw his Christmas show. A phenomenal anecdote. And it was great. And that's what happened.

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oh so now we've got closing remarks it's up birthday boy yeah appreciate you guys having us appreciate my wife setting it up I'd say probably two years ago I would have said it was pretty gay but it was actually pretty cool

You're going to do some shirt-ons missionary later? I'm thinking wife beater and socks. Yeah. Nice. Like wife beaters shirt, not. Yeah. You know, whatever you do in the Thursday. Well, you know, it is my birthday.

Yeah. One day, one year, whatever. No, yeah, appreciate it. And listen to you guys for a while and obviously on the ticket. And cool to see it in action. Is it? He's a chill guy. Yeah, he is kind of a chill guy.

Actually, I do have a pretty crazy story. I know relate to community mechanical. So you know how Gordon goes on, like, in the mornings, the little, like, gets into some, like, typewriters and stuff. Sure. So, like, in 2008, I bought a house, and he was on a carbon monoxide alarm, like, discussion for, like, two days. So I decided to buy one, plugged it in and had a roommate at the time. That night, it went off. And I said, ah, it's nothing.

Ignore it. It went off again that night. My roommate was like, I'm out of here. Called the fire department. They came and said, yeah, you got a carbon monoxide leak. So ends up, just bought the house, had one of those home warranty things. When you call those people and tell them, like, the fire department said you have carbon monoxide. They get to action pretty quick.

So one community mechanical back then, but probably something going into the fall, people keep an eye out for those carbon monoxide alarms. It's definitely a way you could get to community mechanical and have it potentially covered. yeah i think that is that what they found pumping into my attic it was something yeah they found something that was loose that's why you do the preventative man does the normal like does my uh does my smoke detector have a carbon monoxide detector in it i don't uh it depends because that's what i assumed right i know it used to used to not be the case it's on to like hey i'm gonna buy one right it goes off and you're like ah i know why did i buy it i know what's the point yeah and then my roommate starts complaining about it.

I was like, fine, I'll call the fire department. Actually, I did the, I told my roommate, like, you know, Junior Miller this morning said a dog fart will set these things off. So let's all settle down and go back to sleep. Gordon saved your life. Yeah. So I always thought about calling in, but like, anytime I pick up the phone to dial, I'm like, I don't need my wife to, like, do contact Blake to get a 690 for me to the call to action.

But no. Appreciate it. Oh, brought a gift, too. What about these guys? Oh, yeah, yeah. So, it's brought my brother. Brian. If you have anything, we do have a mic.

How long you've been dating the sister? Six years is, okay. If they trust him, you know. Oh, it was a COVID hookup. Yeah. Wow. Did you do the sheet thing, cut the hole? Quarantine Slam Queen.

Yeah. Still do it. So what do we do here? We just put the hole up over her face. You can go ahead and. Okay. So you guys were talking about this the other day, and I know from my niece and nephew,

they were way into them. So I figured you guys could put that up in the studio. I might have to take this home, though. What is it? Yeah. Yeah. What's it called? What is this?

I'm already like, I already owe one of these if we get a win on Saturday. This is the hot youth item right now. What's you called? A Laboooooooo. Yeah. La boo-boo? Yeah, you guys were talking about it the other day. Toss it over there so Dan can get a feel for it.

They're pretty. scary looking actually they are scary looking but it's just like it's almost feels like the furby or the the troll yeah troll tickle me Elmo like that's just what every kid wants down i've been holding out for a few weeks out there you go where'd you get that uh my wife gets them from her niece and nephew so i just grabbed one i just imagine the three of you like walking into a store on the way of yeah if you walk this home though do you have to give both kids something um are you into that is yeah the second one that age that he realizes but it's a second one i mean which is the only way it could come up but when he's like where's mine i just say i didn't

get you anything i get him a baseball or something yeah okay i did it yesterday i don't care like i it's absurd how much differently i treat him than her whether it's second child whether it's he cool whether it's that i have my s together now i just am like no dude like i'm almost like relishing being like you're going to be a throwback it's not good you're not going to buy him a hot dog at the game you're going to pack a lunch i mean why yeah she gets whatever she wants

whatever she wants all right thanks guys yeah thank you adios mofo we got to go before this becomes a zoo thank you for watching my video subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my video

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