The Dumb Zone FREE - DZ 9-8-25 | Micah Parsons impresses in Green Bay debut and NFL Week 1

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

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Hello, I'm professional broadcaster Dan McDowell, letting you know that you were about to hear one of our free podcast. But if you'd like to subscribe at dumzone.com, you'll get four shows per week plus the weekend wrap-up and any bonus sods like our business Wednesday interviews. So if you forgot how to use the 15-second rewind, that's dumbzone.com to subscribe. Now, on to today's program. The key to muscles and wealth, it's Game Day, Men's Health. And Dan in September, it is Prostate Awareness Health Month. So go check out Game Day Men's Health. They will test your prostate without sliding in the diggy.

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So every week, we now will have. a new, newly produced open. That seems to be the thing, right? Because last week we had a brand new open. Brought to us by Jordan, George, Richardson, and Caitlin. And then this week we have employed Prophets and Outlaws. We are here at the Profits and Outlaws Studios, which are awesome. What a place.

Annual appearance? I think one of them will swim with you today if you want to hop in the pool. Oh, really? Maybe we'll do a little swimming. This is out your neck of the woods, huh? You live over this way? Drop my kid off at daycare, and eight minutes later, I was here. It was awesome.

Anyway, I'm Dan McDowell. I'm Jacob. I'm Blake Jones. And we are here with profits and outlaws. We haven't seen them since, well, besides yesterday on a little Zoom call, the DZGSE, where it was a fantastic night, was had by all, or at least by us. Don't know if all had a fantastic night. We deemed it fantastic. Yeah.

So this is very cool to be out here again. Doesn't it just make you want to do like a decathlon of some sort? Go on. Not getting that. Well, there's like a, there's basketball hoops. There's golfing. There's like soccer goals. There's a putting green.

There's many, many things you could just go do sports-wise all around here. What's, Matt, what's the? piece of land. What are we looking at? Two acres? It's four. It's four acres. We do have the soccer goal. We got three kids that love soccer. And then you'll see the three basketball hoops by the pool. That's gotten a little ridiculous. Yeah, three different hoops. Side by side by side, different heights, which makes sense. But that's what I'm saying. It's set up for games. Every kid gets one for his birthday. But you could put him in different heights for different point values. Next year, you could have the dumb zone Olympics. I've been thinking, something along those lines.

Something for Blake to crush. This is kind of out in the country. Are there horses and everything in this neighborhood? Down the road, there are definitely horses. I would say more so 10 years ago. But, yeah, we're still out in the country. Because I have a horse. Because back then, you know what it was, Dan.

A field. Nothing but a field. That's where horses. With some horses. I have a little horse complaint. I live in a neighborhood, similar neighborhood. That's kind of out there. This is a different note, Blake.

New segment. It's not fighting with a wife. This is Dan's horse complaints. Well, no. No, this morning, so there's some horses with people on them walking around the neighborhood this morning. And I walk around with these two tiny little poodles, as you know. And we take, like, we got a little poop bag and this one inch poop poop went in your yard. Let me go ahead and make a big display because I want the neighbors to see that I am picking up my dog stuff.

So I got to make sure, you know, I'm looking around waiting for them to. Okay, now I'll go do it. Disinfect the grass. Have I ever... We'll do a shot of here. Have I ever pretended to bag up the poop? I have. Yeah.

It's like a fake phone call. But they'll never see it anyway. It's so small. However, you can just walk a horse around the neighborhood and they can deposit this giant pile right in front of your driveway. And then we're supposed to be like, oh, nature. Wait, that's the expectation? I'm just, that's what's in front of my driveway right now.

Anybody from the horse lobby? This huge, incredible. That's insane. There's no way you should be able to expect that is. It would take my dog's months to put in, you know, what they did in front of my driveway. That cannot be the case. That's not right. No, that's, poop is poop.

That's in the Constitution. Yeah, dude, you've met horse people, though. Yeah, that is, they do. I used to think it was strange that the police horse was allowed to publicly. just sort of defecate, and usually that's on concrete. You're like, all right, well, I guess we'll work around that now.

Well, it's concrete in front of my driveway. Yeah, in any case. They didn't walk it into my yard, so that's good. Yeah, but who knows? Out in the country? I don't know. Poop is poop. That's my ruling.

Poop is poop. Let it be written, let it be said. Oh, I want to promote. So what we have coming up this week, What's your little list? Is this a Jason calendar? You have two calendars. We have, yeah, two calendars.

The Alexis Sked goes on social media, and the Jason calendar goes straight to the subscribers. Okay, so that's who complained at different periods of time? Yeah, Alexa was complaining that it wasn't on social media, so she gets that one. Okay. Jason gets the email. That is kind of actually how we remember, especially ladies' names,

it's just if they complained enough about something in history, Rosa Parks. Ladies be complaining. That's right. Not voting. Yeah. Although, who do we credit for that? Susan B. Anthony?

Yeah, we gave her a half dollar. She had a whole dollar, dude. A whole dollar? Had. Okay, that's ridiculous. Let's you remember had. Because we're like, eh. You're out of here with Pluto.

Oh, Dan, did we ever do on the air that Dan learned kids are saying Uranus now? And he was, like, crestfallen? No. So do you know this? Are you aware of this? It is tough. Yeah, my daughter, my daughter was that. We were talking planets, you know, her teaching them to me mostly.

And she said, you're honest. And I'm like, come again. So how old is she? Six, first grade. So first grade, we're going through the planets. Really, the topic was we were complaining about what a waste of time that is, rather than learning, like, had a ledger for accounting or something. So the first thing kids learn is, like, space.

Yeah. Math is a little behind. So we're still like. Before we get to like compound interest, let's make sure you know that Pluto actually is FCS now. It got relegated. Like before radio and TV and just like things, modern era, there was space, right? We would get out there every night. Oh, okay, it's a little different today.

Let me track that. Like, that's all you had. So we just got it grained in the... But so we haven't caught up to like society. Like, we don't have to teach space first. That could kind of be last. like a throwaway. No, and for sure, if they're going to take out the only fun part of space,

which is the built-in Uranus punchline. And now they're saying even that is... So they're actually saying, you're honest. That's what my daughter says, and there were other parents in the room that I... They were like, yeah, I've noticed. You? Matt, sound like you have kids or... We haven't gotten to space yet.

We're still working on math. Okay. It sounds like the priorities in your situation are in order. Yeah. Well, yeah, we have a different... Where we live, it's a bit of a different curriculum. It is patriotic. It's patriotic to learn about space.

Oh, but I wanted to promote the Wednesday show. We have a ballpark show. We did this last year. We do everything once a year. We're at Prophets and Outlaws Studio once a year, and we'll be at the ballpark this Wednesday. And you have to go to dumzone.com. and then click the promo codes up there on the top,

and then you will see how you can buy tickets and join us. They've set aside a couple of sections just for Dumb Zone listeners. We will be at the ballpark broadcasting the show starting at 10 a.m. 10 a.m. It's early, bro. All right, so we'll start at 10 a.m. on Wednesday. They're playing two of these things? Blake has declared.

Better that day or? No, it's getaway day, dude. You look like, I don't know. Pat Murphy and the boys got a git. We got the brew crew in town, our brewers. I'm hoping they just parked the bus. And so we will broadcast across the street from the ballpark at a Lowe's Hotel, which is very confusing. Last year, I went to the wrong Lowe's Hotel.

There are two Lowe's hotels right in front of the ballpark, right? This would be a great time for me to judge you, but since I'm a good friend, I won't. Well, you went to the wrong Waterburger when you had the address. This is just all he said is Lowe's Hotel. I went to one of them. So there are two of them, and we're just guessing that people will know. Everybody's smarter than me? Last year, most were, but I'll see if I can be a little more specific.

Boy, that's not near as bad as what I was thinking. And I'm not kidding. When I first heard some 10 years ago of the Lowe's Hotel, I was like, that's an interesting theme for a hotel. But there definitely are guys who are like, I would stay at a low. And they'd put it in Arlington, so it made sense to me. Put in your GPS, it's the Lowe's Hotel, not the Lowe's Arlington Hotel.

The Lowe's Hotel. They don't want to be associated with Arlington. And my mom cooks on Sundays. So yesterday, when she was making food, I asked her to make a bunch of extra potato soup. It's a thing she makes. So if you don't have any food to bring into the stadium on Wednesday, I'm bringing a bunch of extra 16-ounce quart bags. It's a quart-ounce.

I'm bringing in court bags and big things of soup and a ladle if anybody needs any soup. I was thinking just... It's so good. What if I just bring my own lunch, which is salmon, broccoli, and rice... Mixed it in a bag. Season it? And just carry it. And then I could warm it up at the Lowe's Hotel.

You know, they got... Don't they have accessible? They got to have a microwave somewhere. We'll find out. I'll rent a room just so I can warm up my stuff. Or you can leave it on the concrete outside. There you go. Next to the egg.

So, yeah, go to dumbzone.com, or Blake will put it in today's show notes. I will remember to do that. How is, well, I guess we'll get to that. Check in on Blake. Shall we do a weekend check-in on Blake? Thriving. A weekend check. Let's have this brought to us by the people that would put something over our house.

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and they're going to take those drones fly them up top and get a good look at that roof and inspected they will I never knew that until you told me last week the whole lead up I was last week years old when you told me that flawless roofing has drones

but yes apparently the insurance companies recommend you get your roof inspected twice a year I think that's a little ridiculous. Let's at least make it once, though. But the drone makes sense now, though. Because, you don't, I mean, if you're going to be going up there, what, once, twice a year? Yeah.

You're going to need a drone for that. QualisGC.com. They're great. They're great with listeners of our show. We've had, boy, tons of people just come up to us and tell us how awesome the experience was with Qualis. I don't have to have anybody to tell me how awesome. My experience was. They put a new roof on my house.

wasn't sure if I needed one I knew that we haven't had a new roof in over a decade and they went up there inspected it and they're like yeah you got a lot of hail damage here man so we'll take care of it they took care of everything they dealt with the insurance company for us uh I didn't have to do all the calls on that end and all we paid is the deductible so qualis roofing go to qualis gc.com do they have a number they do the phone number is 817 500 9-0-08, and all of those, those are interesting copy points. But there's one final one. That's where he was leading you guys in.

It doesn't. While this roofing, we've got drones. Magnificent. Okay, let's do a weekend check here at the prophets and outlaws. Maybe get a little weekend check bed going for us. I didn't have a huge weekend, so I suppose I could start. What I did have was a weekly call with my mom, my old mom, who has an old friend named Rose. What day?

I think Sunday, why? After the Browns game? It was before. So she was telling me how there's two games on TV that day. One was the Browns and one was the St. Steelers. And she said that was odd that they were both on at the same time. I said, well, are you watching one?

No, I don't watch them anymore. Oh, okay. Oh. So she didn't really have any updates on Shador. Do you recall when the breaking point was? Was it, did she watch Johnny Football? I think it's just she's old and she might happen upon it. Well, I'm not asking, yeah, yeah.

Just do you remember in the last 10 years or so? Oh, she knew Johnny football. Okay. Absolutely. She knew Baker. She did, though, turn on the Steelers game for a moment and said, oh, my gosh, I thought that guy didn't play football anymore. And so I was like, you know Aaron Rogers? And she goes, well, he was in the running to be the Jeopardy host.

I forgot about that. Yeah. And I said, oh, you watched all that? She said, yeah, he was terrible. Oh. He was horrible. She said, the best guy was a former producer. But apparently he was sexually harassing somebody.

So they ended up going with former champion Ken Jennings. And I said, okay. Yeah, I don't, I'm sure there's a word for this in the law. And I'm not saying that that gentleman who was the best, according to your mom, potential replacement for Alex Trebek for Jeopardy, didn't sexually harass anyone. He probably did. But there's got to be a long list of jobs and or shows products that,

under current times, had what happened happened, somebody else would be in charge of. Like, that if that guy's harassment had come out in 25 and that job had come open, he was the person for that job in this cultural moment. Maybe, but I don't know how bad, quote unquote, bad his was, right? But we do know that some were different than others.

So how many people, but also somebody's winning, right? They should elect me. Somebody gets to win. I would like to be elected as the... They're the decider of cancellation. Decider of how and what's your punishment? Like, how egregious is it Aziz Ansari egregious,

where the girl didn't want to just be, you know, used as an object or whatever. You know, he's like, hey, let's get down there right now. She wanted to be treated more like the princess that she is, but she also just did it because she was within. Aziz Ansari. It seems pretty cool to blow him. I mean, I can see her point. Who wouldn't want to do that to Aziz and sorry?

That was the worst part of it to me. I just can't imagine. Sometimes I actually try to imagine being a woman. Call me gay. But I'm like, dude, I'm not getting Aziz. I'm sorry. Is it Louis C.K. whipping out his hog in the corner of the room and then looking at you,

just sit there in horror? Because that's what he's into. That's probably a little more egregious than Aziz. but not nearly as egregious as, you know, the... But the question is... Harvey Weinstein, so... Is it Luz Jeopardy bed? But what does your mom fall on this?

Well, I didn't get into that with her. The buzzer was going off. She's like, I wouldn't blow it. And he's been sorry if... The boost mobile that you purchased her was running out. But she did say, so, you know, the talk usually goes, what's going on around there? How's the weather?

She wants to know my weather I get to know her weather That's a good 10 minutes Wouldn't believe all the rain we've been getting She's like oh really Yeah well it's green then I said it is indeed And then what if has Rose

She has an 82 year old friend named Rose Who was not doing well Fell down A couple months ago Had to have a little surgery She's getting back around doesn't drive anymore on her own. We've now taken the keys out of Rose's hands,

which my mom is very happy about. Well, they Uber? Old people Uber? She does not Uber. That would probably blow her mind to try to figure out how to do the Uber app and all that kind of stuff. But she should. And she's seen no recent movies.

Yeah, I was trying to think of any blockbusters. But she's looking forward to, and this is where it connects to you. she says she's really looking forward to Downton Abbey next month but things just won't be the same without Maggie Smith and I said is that a fictional character's name or like the actor's name

and she's like you don't know Maggie Smith see Maggie and I'm like I've never heard that name she's like she was 80 some years old and she just died and I just don't know she's been in this and this and she's like have you seen the first wives club I'm like no why would I have ever seen that hey this is a rare one but I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to go with Mama McDowell

on this one yeah because I wouldn't I don't know this lady's name but she's the if I think British actress it's her okay she was also an extremely nice piece she's like the female Michael Kane okay thank you Thank you. And she kind of looks like him. You know, I'm just saying you would know this lady for sure. But I didn't, you know, I knew she was in Downton Abbey when I went to go see

Downton Abbey. That's when I found out she was in it. And yeah, it comes out, I think, Friday, which incidentally is a day that we're not doing a show. So you'll be there. I guess that's why you don't hire olds? Yeah. Possibly in a series and don't hire real little kids or else they'll end up looking like

the, you know, stranger. your things castes all 25. You know, casting is rife with problems because it seems like there's problems when they hire the kids. You're hiring ladies, and all of a sudden there's problems with that. You were just speaking. Right. You weren't fat before. Now you're pregnant? All right.

That's my weekend check. Clayton? Doesn't have a mic. Doesn't have a mic. All right. I'm going to assume. He wants to know a little bit about mine because I text Clayton now on the weekend. Okay.

Because Just about food? Yeah, pretty much. Am I able to play audio, Blake? Do you feel like that's diminishing? Just on a different plane, we can make our own rules. Why be a servant to the law when you can be its master? That's me on the weekend, okay, when it comes to food.

Okay. So you're trying to be healthy during the week? I'm not trying to do anything ever at all. I'm living like an absolute banshee, dude. All right. I make sure I eat a little bit of broccoli. every day. Outside of that, we were at Nomad Grills

and Bishop Arts on Friday. That was really fun. It was super fun. Lone Star Beer was there, Zavallis Barbecue, and... Them nomad guys are cool. Walking around, talking to them.

So they had all beef, like Wagyu hot dogs with brisket and pico on them. And then, I was planning on sticking around for the Rangers Astros game, but child care mix up. I needed to get home

because my daughter and wife were a kids' bob, which I did not have to go to, but I needed to go get my son. So I went and got the kid. I got home, and it was like 8.30. I'm like, well, I had two hot dogs at 6.6.30, but that's not dinner. Let's fire up the food delivery app. Two hot dogs at 6.30 are not dinner for you? And it was three, by the way.

And I'm always saying that because somebody's probably going to narc on me, Beth. But because I had, yeah, I had a sub sandwich at like three and that was my last meal of the day. So they have like buy one, get one offers. But I'm better. It's like a buy one burger. Great. Love the pickup option for food delivery places. Just do the pickup option, folks.

But delivery was the only play and cheesecake factory popped up. And getting cheesecake factory delivered seems like a, geez, what a gluttonous play. I actually just ordered two slices, buy one, get one of cheesecake with the ice cream that comes with it. And I just had that for dinner. And I felt like God. Because it's like, what's the- Wait, two slices of cheesecake and what? And it comes with two scoops of ice cream with each-

That was your dinner. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's what I'm saying is that people always talk about eating breakfast for dinner or eating, like, just eat a dessert for dinner. Why not? It's the same, it's just calories, carbs. I felt. But you're with you.

your son. Yeah. And now what kind of example is this setting for the young man? I was feeding him in bed. It felt like a dad moment, you know? So just no rules for you. And then wake up and eat the broccoli the next day. All right.

Just break it. Break contained completely. Not having soccer this weekend. This was like the last and no cowboy game. This felt like the last weekend. So we didn't do a whole lot. The boy could not be more than like. a few feet from a toilet all weekend,

and I'll leave it at that. Well, I was thinking about you this weekend, too. So sleep was not, you know. As far as soccer, because it was rainy on Saturday. And I was talking to my wife, like, do you remember when we used to just be sitting at a field waiting? Are they going to call this game? Dude, I'm in, like, the app where all the coaches are talking,

and I got, I looked at my phone. It was like 300 notifications, and people just bitch in of like, when are they going to update the rain outline? I remember the rain outline. That's what it's, now it's basically. Basically, go to the website. Well, the website's down.

People are fighting in the... And I was just watching it. Like, this is the last day that this doesn't apply to me. So, we're just going to write it out. And then, yeah, like I said, when your kid has the bottom problems, nobody's sleeping. Well, I guess if you're feeding him ice cream for dinner at Friday... He had a couple of bites. He had a couple of bites.

I had a really rough parent moment. You know this, Dan. Whatever is yours is theirs. You can't hide it from him That's what I mean That's what I didn't know about this And I liked feeling like I was getting away with shit With my dad when I was a kid man

That was the best Like a late night Like staying up to watch whatever sport Or whatever thing Yeah Oh yeah dude the regular major league is on See I'm trying to not pit it like It's us versus mom

But it always turns into that It's so hard not to I want to be the good guy and then mom holds that against you because you're the good guy well she'll come to you and like why doesn't he listen to me

why doesn't he take me seriously I don't know I do the exact same probably because you go nuts over every little thing and I go nuts once in a while like if it's something big

and then so my last thing is on Saturday I took Nora to a birthday party a classmate it was at a gymnastics place it was a nice time you know it's a friend of hers I know the dad

but all I can think the whole time I was there was how strange it would be as if like I'm talking to the kid's dad and he's like oh yeah this is uh well this is just this is a guy uh he's a part of a podcast I listen to and he's he's Blake I'm like okay just imagining that Blake is going to these random birthday parties across the Metroplex I knew all of the other parents there at least by sight or you know 90% of them I kind of know one and the ones who I didn't know were for moms So it's not just that he's a parent going to random parties.

It's that it's a dad. He's got to stick out like a sort of. And then I'm watching this birthday party. It's probably two dozen kids. Most of them at least know each other a little bit, and I'm imagining Brooks out there. Nah, kids acclimate. Like he's just assimilating quickly. It's a funny thing that he's added to his repertoire there.

Well, it's nice because all those parents that don't know me don't talk to me. The one person that knows me, talks to me, some, and then other than that, I'm just chilling. It's perfect. You don't want to be talking to these parents anyway. A couple pieces of pizza. I take a couple pizzas home. I don't see the problem here. Well, that was my weekend, what Blake does every weekend.

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So if you do have a business and you lease vehicles for that business, it can be a lot better than buying. and it can be a lot cheaper, too. So go to fairlease.org, and please mention in the drop-down menu that you heard all about it on the dumb zone. That's right, fairlease.org we've had. Listeners also tell us that they've had leases that Fairlease bought them out of. It's worth at least checking out. If you're looking to get out of your current vehicle or your current lease, just go to Fairlease.org.

Click how did you hear about us? And then the dumb zone on the drop-down menu, Fairlease.org. Very nice Very nice Yeah that was big I can get a little lease on that fur So I got a little bit of Philly cleanup Fur release

But first I went to The Fair release This was a birthday party of someone that I actually knew And it was It was horrible Because my friends don't know what I do And so it's like, how's work Can't believe this weather

How much rain did you get? You haven't told them about Berline, I assume. That stuff sucks. They don't care. They don't care about Steve Berline. So we went to a place called Slick City in Frisco. So you'd rather be at a birthday party, people that you don't know, and at least one person just peppering you with question about the dumb time. Hey, what's Dan like?

Yeah. You'd rather hear that. I'd rather answer that than how's work going. And don't tell me I'm wrong. Because you just don't want to be generic guy. Right. Okay. Right.

And what do you say when they ask, how, what am I like? Great guy. Thanks, dude. Thanks, fly. Slick City. Yeah, it's kind of an extreme slide place in Frisco. And these kids get these mats, and then there's just, like, 10 or 12 different slides. Like, one will go really fast down and then up and catapult them into, like, this mat.

It looks awesome. It is. It is really cool. Extreme slides. Yeah, with these mat. Everything's extreme. Yeah. that weak shit.

But I walk in, and it was too noisy in there to hear if they did this the whole time, but they were playing Paradise City, but the lyrics were Slick City. Take me down. Yeah. We're missing some syllables. And also, there's a lot of innuendo going on, because I'm trying real hard not to do, like, that's what they used to call it when your wife came to town or something. The Slick City, there's just a lot we could do here.

so it's take me down to help us you nailed it there's no way everybody welcome in take me down to the slick city grab your mads and we're going to have it might be double up slick slick that's like a kid's bob sure not a bad bit I don't mind this you know what this is really

is uh I mean you see it with all these types of places it's just anything you did as a kid that they can try to commodify as one thing So getting the cardboard box in the hill. That's basically what this is, but like 20 awesome versions of it with jumps and things like that. But the basketball court with the trampolines was a big hit. It's just everything is extreme, though. I think it looks awesome.

It is. It was really cool. So I didn't tell you guys this, but we had a listener reach out to me who lives in Philadelphia, who gave me plenty of really good cheese steak recommendations, which I hit up. and then we met up for lunch on Thursday and have you guys ever been to Philadelphia? I have. I don't know, like, walking around. I've only been there for a game.

Well, we went to a place called the Reading Terminal Market, which is just ginormous, just market with like every, any kind of food option you could picture. I mean, think of Legacy Hall on steroids. Yeah. And Legacy Hall is not the first place to do this. this is common, but it was an amazing place. We grabbed a cheese steak from here, a pork melt from here,

and he just kind of showed me around the place, and that was really cool. Downtown Philly has done a really good job of renovating, but not replacing. Like, every building was its original version. The first Philly cheese steak I went to was called Sunnies. It was a really narrow place that used to be an old bank building that they just kept up somewhat and is now a restaurant. And most of the buildings are that way.

So walking around downtown was really, really cool. Philadelphia loves Benjamin Franklin. Go on. He's everywhere. Murals, statues, just everything Benjamin Franklin was here. Benjamin Franklin did this year. Ben versus Rocky. Way more Ben.

Way more Benjamin Franklin. Could you give me, like, how long I got to hit the stopwatch here, just talk Ben Franklin? Kind of give me the dossier. Well, the first thing that I think of is the Kempspin is that didn't you have syphilis? That honestly, that was like, you know, having a freckle. That was the common cold. Yeah. All right.

I think, you know, I mean, I think you probably had to be just. Are you saying for him or what has he learned or just any of us? Yeah, really the two of you in particular. The kite and the key, right? The kite and the key. Right. Which I still doubt. Well, what do you doubt about it?

Then he actually did that. First of all, you ever try and fly a kite? Sucks, dude, I hate kites. Not easy, now what if it's kind of rainy weather? Kites are on the list of things that you, for me anyways, I had to try to pretend to like, because everyone else did, but something made for my skills. A lot of fun with little kids, though. Who is everyone else?

Everyone else love kites? Who did you know that love kites? It seems like people can just get them up and they're like having a great time with them. but to me, I feel like they're a tremendous hassle. I feel like it's just like learning at five that you're not going to know how to put together furniture. You want to be emasculated, though? Used to it.

Go ahead. I know you want to. Go get one of the cheaper kites at Target or something. Go out to the park with your kid. And you're up there and you're trying to get this and it falls down. Let me reel back in. And then you start running again with it. And you can never get it up.

And then you got this other kid and his dad. And he's got this huge, like, 15 fighter kite or a giant you know Woody from Toy Story or whatever Dora you know giant kite and there it's flying and they're just kind of holding it and the kid is holding it and he's beaming it's the greatest day of his life

and you're with your kid there so you might want to just not do it yeah yeah F kites I think it only went out with a kite twice the first time there was no win so it was kind of like that like I needed game day men's health but but then like my dad was telling me oh we just need them we need more wind and so the next windy day we went out there and then just the wind took it away you're like

nice excuse old man what's really sad is when your kid is uh beaten enough they're trained to be like ours is fine too dad you're like all right it's like literally size doesn't matter yeah it's exactly it just a different version of so i told you this uh on Thursday when we picks. I found the hitchpot murder scene, which was fun. But I had to pass the Betsy Ross House on the way. What do you mean, had to?

What's wrong with that? I didn't choose to go that way. I was just walking and then, oh, hey, look, the Betsy Ross house. There's a ginormous flag. Man, they paint her stacked. Yeah? Yeah. Really. There's no way, right? I don't know. So, I just thought this

was funny that right next to the Betsy Ross House was a physical rehab place. So on one hand you've got some American history First flag was made What a special moment And then just right next door

We've leased it out to if your shoulder hurts There's not much you can do about it dude Like You know Preserve the area a little bit There's gonna be a burger king Near the Liberty Bell And why shouldn't there be

If you think about it Because there should be a Taco Bell Right some sort of combination in fact There's just indicative of culture There's just nothing you can do about it You know Well I just

It'd be better if it was a cooler place Not where you got a boo-boo Would it be cooler if the actual Liberty Bell Remember the old bell at the Rangers ballpark AmeriQuest If they actually put the Liberty Bell in And every time a home run was hit Or maybe when the Eagles score a touchdown

You're actually up there ringing it Someone dressed as Ben Franklin Yeah You know, big giant jugs Betsy Ross is next to him Kid Rock And Kid Rock The morning of the game

I would say Probably 30% of the people Downtown had an eagle shirt on Which is a lot I mean there were tons of them Everybody looked like Dom In one way or the other Yeah

Were there anyone with two eyebrows You feel like there's a lot of unification I do, because I wasn't looking at that. Ibrough department. But just that they care about their teams, and I thought that was cool. Like, I could tell it was game day downtown. Yeah.

All the Eagle stuff. And two different people that I walked past were saying goodbye to somebody or whatever, and they ended their sentence with Gobirds. So is the stadium downtown? No, it's South Philly. It's maybe 15 minutes down the road. Okay.

Because, I mean, the Browns is like that. It's cool to be in a real football town where the downtown, There's a stadium, and everybody around there is walking around with their shirts. It's great. Yeah. It's just cool. It was a cool city.

I enjoyed my time there. And then I found City Hall, which had one of those portal things where we could wave to people from San Francisco. Oh, cool. Show your tents immediately. I stuck around to see if anybody would. They didn't. Why is the portal thing cool to me? Like, oh, this is a webcam.

Because you were into Star Trek. It's like, whoa, look. That has to be it, right? Like you could look at any time You can see someone in another country Whatever on your phone But if you see it in this big round thing You're like whoa, that's a guy in San Francisco

Let me give him the finger And immediately Immediately the I think one girl got away with it twice At two different portals Yeah Do you think Someday we'll be able to step into the portal We'll be in San Francisco

Uh no I don't I don't At all Well let's have this gummy and talk to me in a half hour. And especially if science is going backwards with things like eliminating Uranus, it doesn't feel like we're headed in the right direction at all. That's right, he reroutes it.

So I was walking through City Hall and I heard this. A guy playing a violin. And I had to go watch for a little bit. Did you go give him a dollar or two? A dollar. No, he gave him $200. a month for the next six months with a retainer. I said, this is a Venmo debit card.

Here's the pin. We've cut Angelo. I technically own your IP. No, it's a, you did an announcement? You know, we've released Angelo. We have signed. But this was nice. Just walking around really old building.

There's a portal. There's a guy playing a violin. It's nice. This is what this guy's doing Blake Yeah, this is his life I mean I had a little ice coffee I was drinking He's on the clock

A violin playing Yeah Isn't this lovely I think it is lovely I guess this is what you do If you don't drink I mean I know what I was going to do And they're like go to a Cowboys game

You have four hours before kick I'm like bet I'll be back And it wasn't this, so I salute Blake. So a couple of things from the plane. I told you that they walk around and you can either have grilled chicken or a filet on the plane.

And so my Establish of the Run guy is like, okay, what costs more? Yeah. Probably the filet. So I'll have that. Well, they don't give you a steak knife to cut that. They give you just this really dull knife.

So I'm sitting there trying to cut a medium-cooked filet with a car key. Do you now have to bring your own? In front of millionaires. Right. And so I even did the move where I picked the whole thing up

and tried to bite it off. That didn't go well. So it was a whole endeavor as I know now not to get the filet on the plane. Although Creighton next to me did do the exact same thing at two o'clock in the morning

as he's sitting there trying to hammer his fillet next to me. It is a really weird scenario. I don't know how many people like really realize what's happening here you have a lot of people who don't make any money at all and they're just randomly 16 times a year on a plane with guys who make 10 12 million dollars whatever a year on the same point it's just a it doesn't happen that often we're sitting right behind the people that you know paid for the travel with the cowboys experience yeah who were loaded right and yeah

they got to sit right they have that and then there's like a guy who like a ticket reporter who's making like $13 an hour to be there. How many people are doing the... Creighton, like, eight for the week on that plane. Yeah. How many people are doing the pay to be on the Cowboys trip? Rose for probably 20. Damn.

20 or so, 20, 25. Wonder what that cost you. You know, it's probably... 100 grand? I was going to say, like, you get two for 100. And it's probably a part. And you're not flying solo. Like, you've got to bring your kids and your wife.

there's a different world out there my man these guys play their events when people like that have birthdays these guys show up it was cool walking to my seat after the game and all the players are already on board and i had to walk past brandon give him a little fist bump no why not he just made two field goals after a loss he was happy he made his gigs trant was happy he made his snaps banger It punted once twice Yeah The specialist had a good night And then my last thing

Three phases I tried the guy in front of me And like in the next section over Was watching Dune the TV show It's a TV show I guess they made a Dune TV show And He was able to watch like three or four episodes of it

On the way back And it's got full nudity Oh And he was not ashamed You know, there's a world where that's kind of all pants DJ was doing, you know, but then like five years later it's written, like they were watching adult content on, but you're talking about somebody who works for the team? No, he was on the Travel with the Cowboys experience.

Wow. So maybe he was talking about leaning in. Maybe he was trying to maximize, but anytime that's happened to me on a plane, I'm trying to, I'll dim it or skip or something. I've told this story before, but it might have been the last time I watched a movie, on a plane. That is not normally my game. It's convince myself it's work time. I pay for the Wi-Fi

on the plane because I think it's incredible that for $18 you can get internet on a plane you should just do it. But it's that movie with ironically, the guy who got crushed by the snowplowed, Jeremy Renner, the snow movie. Wind River maybe.

There's a brutal rape scene. And it appears relatively out of nowhere. And I was on a flight with a club girls volleyball team. I'd switch seats with one of them. One of them had asked to switch seats, and it put me deeper into the middle of it, and it was, dude, it was so bad. So bad.

What did you do? Bailed. You have to. Bailed. Haven't seen the rest of the movie. I haven't seen it. You don't want to pause there. No, that's a good end.

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And it was glorious as we went around the league. We had the Washington commanders if we stay in the NFC East, really having no problem. with the Giants. I believe Brian Dable after that game did not give a vote of confidence to Russell Wilson. Somebody asked if he would commit to him as his starter for next week. He also said in that press conference that the reason they lost was not Russell Wilson.

So we'll keep an eye on that. But yeah, the commanders... I mean, what's there to keep an eye on? see the dayball neighbors thing no dayball and neighbors kind of got into a little shouting match no way and then later in the game day ball tried to do the hey we good bro and neighbors look down oh he declined he did not reciprocate probably going to be some uh declined bro hugs brian dayball has about a month and a half right maybe two months it's odd that he's still there we've done this a million times but i believe it's because they

didn't want to pay a new coach. I think they're cheaping out a little bit. Yeah, I think that's part of it. They had a previous GM that was, there's just say what you want about the Cowboys. There's no turnover where the timelines don't match up. But that happens to other teams all the time. But they're not a threat.

So really you're just trying to see if Washington is one now. Because even if Jackson Dart is good, they're not close. Well, they may be. The Giants. Yeah, but maybe in a year or two. But Washington, you just got to figure out what are they?

Because you know what Philadelphia is. Nationally, they thought is that Washington in for a big regression. Just because they had that easier schedule last year. They kind of came out of nowhere. They did make some off-season signings and deals, but they kind of got older in doing that. So the thought is that there's going to be regression.

They did trade our guy, our running back, who got shot. Yeah. Because of Bill, if you remember him from the preseason, from the machine report. And anyway, it's nice to open with the Giants, though. So that's probably the... Yeah, and they won a bunch of close games last year. There's also the Cliff Kingsbury. He gets figured out sort of thing.

Tends the total normally happen during the season, but I don't know. It's just teams like that don't usually do that back-to-back years So Dallas needs a split with them, I think I think of all this in Cowboys terms They're not getting into the playoffs They lose the game to the Giants So yeah You've got to get one against Washington

But you can't just cede second place to the commanders yet What's the spread on the Giants game? It's Cowboys at Giants I have not looked anybody want to guess how well Wait what did you? Spread Giants are here Oh, it's here?

Yeah. I should have asked you. Yeah. I hope it's here. I've not seen this spread. So home game? Three, I don't know, six and a half. Five and a half.

Five and a half. I was on the phone with Blake. Do you remember what I said to you when I called you, Blake? I said, Young Hokku is setting up for a potential game-winning field goal. Here it is. It's 30-some, was it 40-some yards?

Yeah, and that's the only reason he called me. And just to walk me through the kick to see if Baker could. And it was only a game-tying field goal. That would have sent it to overtime. But he went wide right, and Baker-Mayfield does cover and does win at the Atlanta Falcons. Dude. Great game. Baker's great.

Bakers. Can we just submit that? I don't think he's great. top 10 let's roll off 10 give it to him can I ask you to define it like I have to play a game tomorrow is in my top 10 is what you're saying top 10 tomorrow top 10 the year you want to quarterback to quarterback your team all season long let's go over the quarterbacks that are ahead of Baker mayfield well I'm just going to say this real quick I think it's interesting because he's not making a billion dollars they're trying to it kind of in a different way. They got a guy who's making a lot, but not all of it. And on top of that, they got their own Ohio Statewide receiver now. That guy's a problem.

Agbuka? A mecha Agbuka. I think the G is silent. You may be right. I gambled on it. The only reason I remember that is because Nate Burlington said the G is silent like in lasagna in his highlight package. I attribute that to Lowell Wayne and Lowell Wayne only.

But even without Chris. godwin like that's what if you get a quarterback who doesn't make a billion dollars and then be like what do we just load him up with wide receivers at this point of his career it's an interesting way to try it like 30 a year i think they might have even reupped it but it's still way less than ever you know he's outside of the top 10 see the trick is how do you have a guy and be able to just pay him back that you have to fall back backwards into it kind of i think if the browns had kept him and signed him he wouldn't have signed for that low. Correct.

You have to... But you have to... But you have to... I like watching him play. You know the phone yesterday when he was driving and I enjoy it. I would say number one has... The Browns have to regret it more.

But I was going to say, who else is on the regret tree? Is David Teper and Carolina regretting? Like, we had him. We could have just kept him. Can we hold on a little bit, dude? And no one really wanted. Like, if they had held on the Baker Mayfield

that they would be... But Baker Mayfield... But Baker Mayfield is good, and they wouldn't be worrying about, is Bryce Young anything, or did we waste by trading away two first rounders and, you know, just pinning the whole franchise future to Bryce Young, and then he kind of sucks. Yeah, I mean. Because that's where we're at. They've done, I'll keep referencing the Greg Olson thing. And they could have had Baker probably at a really low, you know, cost at that point. Because they just released him or sent him to the Rams?

I can't remember. I think they just released him. I believe you're correct. But either way, I mean, the argument is, is it worth trying to be good, even if you don't think that the guy is going to be great? And maybe they're thinking, well, he's Baker Mayfield. We're not going to stop everything down for this guy. Now, Bryce Young, I don't know.

I never really thought that was like the next coming. But I think it's a good idea to just get a good quarterback who knows what he's doing and throw a bunch of weapons at him and see what happens. I would love for a team like that to win a Super Bowl. That would be awesome Could be this year And really the Eagles aren't that different from that Like they are because they had to pay their quarterback

But they drafted him to be a backup So it's a little bit of a different model The game my mom was referencing Aaron Rogers Against his old team, the Jets That was fun I actually watched a decent piece of this back and forth Leads him to a comeback

Hope you didn't take the under No I'm not Unders were big this weekend You would have done well if you took the under on all the games I wonder if that's is that common year to year No way to possibly no I was going to say do we forget that every year Like does it take a little while for all they always say defenses ahead

Yeah And then nobody plays in the preseason so It might even take longer Anyway yeah Then Aaron Rogers was kind of smug in the post-game press conference It's about, yeah, I guess people over here didn't want me. I don't know. Like anyone cares, right?

I think everyone's over him. It's the Jets, bro. Yeah. It was fun. They asked him, did you specifically enjoy defeating Aaron Glynn? Because he basically told you to your face that you couldn't play for them. He said, yeah, I enjoyed beating everyone in the Jets organization. Well, they made him fly to New York for a meeting that took five minutes.

and Aaron Glenn came in and said, it's not J-Hole. I'm pretty sure you're able to get to New York pretty quickly. Not a lot of non-stops there. Oh, Chappie did well, telling us the Colts should be favored against the Dolphins. Did it again? They destroyed. I really hope.

Mike McDaniel, first coach. I was going to say I really hope that my dad's just a genius. The Colts are great. Danny Dimes is going to have a revival. but I fear that that's way more about the dolphins. Sometimes I've got to take my getting way too excited about the new thing medicine, I guess. Mike McDaniel's going to have to wear this one. However, it is just kind of a trash organization.

Not like a hating on dolphins fans, but I mean, nobody's had a success there. So I don't think Mike McDaniel's style is why they're not winning, but that's what people will say, I'm sure. But also on the Danny Dimes thing, like I see a lot. a lot of people bringing up Sam Donald from last year. Sam Donald was good before. Like, there was a time when Sam Donald was good. Daniel Jones was never good. I agree.

So, even in the year he was good. Not very good. Yeah. Kind of avoiding the elephant in the room. Carolina at Jacksonville, I'm just kind of rolling through real quick. Jacksonville, Travis Hunter. That was cool. Played a bit of receiver.

That is cool. Arizona beat the Saints Did they cover? Yeah, six and a half That was at the Saints Who don't have a quarterback And are probably going to be in the running For the number one overall pick

Or they hope to be, right? Isn't that what Kellen Moore hopes? The Bengals, oh, the Browns brownsed up At the end of that Bengals game And Raiders Patriots Don't care about that, do we? Then we get to the afternoon game

Denver beats Tennessee. A very odd play near the end of that game. Did you see it? Where it was like a fourth and eight. And Sean Peyton, was it fourth and eight or fourth and three? I thought it was three. Fourth and three. Sean Peyton decided to go for it and kind of put the game away.

And threw like a bomb. I don't know. Did you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah, fourth and three, and then just like a quick drop and then just aired it out. And kind of nowhere close, right? What are you doing? What are we doing here?

And that didn't seem very Sean Peyton like, who, what was the other game I was watching? Where it looked, oh, I mean, if we would jump right to Baltimore at the end of the day, I thought it was pretty conservative. To punt. Just play calling there at the end. Yeah, and then even choosing to punt was odd. the way they had been just pretty much rolling all game. That was an incredible football game.

Last night was incredible. And is the elephant in the room? Dude. That was a lot harder than I thought it was going to be. You didn't like watching Micah? No. No, I did not. The first time he goes out there on a third down,

he's chasing Jared Gough down. At the end of the game, he's icing it. he's going to be an absolute nightmare up there. I don't know that much about their defensive coordinator, or I didn't a week ago, but he's probably about to get himself a head coaching job off of this. So, yeah, it looks awesome. The number one looks awesome.

I watched him in the post game, and he seemed 10 years older already. Like his voice was different. I was like, what happened? Like he's mature? Yeah, his facial hair looked different. He was like, yeah, it was just great to be out there with the guys. I'm like, when's your podcast this week?

What time is the new podcast come out? Oh, it's just such a, it's such a tough spot as a fan to just to see the dude leave. And now usually we get it from like the, again, like we talk about it. Oh, when I get here, it's all about football. But with him, the distractions that he's talking about, he was creating them. Right. I was going to say. It's so insane.

So if in fact, this is a change of scenery that's actually good for Micah Parsons, had he signed this big deal. Is he going on his podcast that week to talk about it? Yeah. I would think so. It's just, it's infuriating. It's infuriating. Because the thing is usually you get you to be, if you're a cowboy fan,

there's like all this nonsense and bullshit and drama you have to deal with. But it always results in like, okay, well, at least the guy's still here. We're kind of in the mix. This time, they got none of it. they got none of it and now we're to a point where I was thinking about this on Friday Dan came in like hey let's not read too much into early season results everybody's real fired up about the Cowboys

let's just remember what happened last year early in the year what we thought about these teams again the Cowboys lost on Thursday they lost and we're acting like oh we got to slow down they were in the game they were on the road they had this new head coach who's also calling plays now I'm being the positive guy of course they did face a team that lost their best player

their best defensive player before the first play so that helped a lot well we'll see and especially it wasn't like they lost him in training camp and were able to kind of have some kind of a plan you know that went to Philly right away like hey by the way now you don't have him Exactly, and here's my takeaway after watching yesterday.

There's some really bad teams, and they're not one of them. Cowboys? Yeah, I think there's some teams that are hilariously bad. Yeah. Oh, we didn't mention the Chiefs Friday night, which I forgot to send in our picks until I got home Friday night. I thought you said Chiefs when we were at the bar restaurant, whatever. I don't know.

If I did, just give me that. You lost. I might have gone chargers actually But I don't know It doesn't matter Because I didn't send the stuff Until we got home Are we sending the stuff to you

Or just reply all However you want to do it As long as it gets to me That's what you need to know And then any other Oh and then of course we got Monday night football tonight The Vikings with a new quarterback

who, what did they win last year? 14 games? Yeah. That's another team. Well, I would say teams that everybody is saying will regress are Detroit because they won 15 games and lost their, you know, worldly offensive coordinator. And Minnesota is another huge. But everybody seems to think they've kind of got the same team,

except you are trading out Darnold for a guy that you. picked to be your next quarterback. They got to see their next quarterback play or in practice for the last year and kind of pulled a Packers and decided, yeah, this guy, we like this guy enough to let this guy walk. They could have even franchised Darnold for one year just to, well, let's see. You're pretty good last year. Let's give it a little more time. Sort of like the Alex Smith Mahomes thing, but there's also like Garoppolo, Trey Lance.

So sometimes You know You get great trust in these coaches And you think they can Was Tray Lance around for a year As a backup? I thought he was kind of thrown right into it as a rookie My point is just that they had a guy

And thought we got to go get a guy Now this is a different Somewhat timeline for the Vikings But Can't just slide a guy in all I would, I'm not hot on Minnesota At all You lock that shit up

Okay? We just need them to win the night. Let's go. I think I'm unwinned in my game picking. Are you? Are you unwind? I know I was on Saturday. It all comes down to tonight.

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Yeah, let's do it. A little today and Twitter, but... A little bit of today and Twitter. The lady. We had an incident a couple weeks ago at the U.S. Open where there was some CEO. European guy who took a hat from a kid and that story was interesting because when it showed up online right away

I saw an apology from the guy but it was like a fake apology it was pretty aggressive and then quickly I found out that was fake it's all you don't even really say I saw it and believed it and found out it was fake it's like it all happens in one process online now Like, you see something, no, it's, you just go through the whole thing.

But that's, like, what happens is the fake part is so crazy that when you come back down to normal, like the fake part's always like, actually I took it from the kid, and the kid sucks, and here's something racist, and deal with it. You know, like, oh, it's a fake apology, and then you just go back to the regular story, and it's not that interesting. Except this time with this situation with the Phillies and Marlins, a lady and a man are looking for they're in a little scrum for a home run ball

looking for a ball fall to the floor in the outfield bleachers a man emerges with ball he's probably what would you say late 50s early 60s 50s whatever and he goes back over to his child who's probably 10

and then appearing in frame on the shot of the broadcast is the woman Now, I foolishly did not check and see if we'd have monitors out here today, but as best as I can scribe this lady's image to you is she looks like she cuts hair. Just trust me. Okay, hers has some highlights in it. Actually, great description. Short bob.

Short bob, yeah. Yeah. But unlike Blake, I haven't been to Philadelphia ever. So I don't know. This might actually just be what every woman in Philadelphia looks. looks like, like they cut hair. So she's real sassy about it, and she goes over and gets in the guy's face. And his reaction is awesome.

Yeah, it's hard to describe. He just does a little wiggle. It's not manly. No. But I think he's just showing, he's just really kind of freaking out. You know, there's a lot of stress happening. He's probably thinking I am on television. There's a woman in his face.

And I don't know what was said by her But I saw the follow-up tweet to this You know there's definitely an excuse me in there somewhere Oh my God I mean she is super cyan-carotting right now And she's just off on another planet So I saw the Marlins account Great branding

I guess they have a roof on their stadium And they tweeted out Not Under Our roof Which I guess is something they do and took the kid a little bag and had the attached video from the broadcast where they're giving him his goodie bag and everything from the Marlins

even though he's a mean he's a Phillies fan didn't get what he wanted I always thought that if I was a kid and they put me in that scene I'd bait him and be like I don't want this shit this is at the Marlin Stadium yeah okay so there's all these Philly fans there

they were both in Phillies gear yeah the lady both the people involved okay I assumed it was in Philadelphia, sorry. So did I. It made it work better saying she was from Philadelphia, but I just know she was wearing a Phillies gear. So let's go to the Marlins broadcast.

The young man's very excited. He's got a baseball there for both himself and his sister, as well as a goody bag full of other goodies here, guys. So, again, really good to see. Okay, listen, there's a bunch of shit, ladies. A bunch of, you know, goodies in the shit. Yes, yeah, you know, a couple suckers, a corn. coin yeah what did it was that chocolate coin oh the young man's very excited he's got a baseball there for both himself and his sister as well as a a goody bag full of other other goodies here guys so again really good to see you see the fans all around here in the outfield they're cheering they're very excited that uh this young man has been given the baseball there you go see that

by the Marlins, very, very nice gesture. This is good stuff. Good things happen to good people. I mean, both kids brought their clubs. Look at that. They both have their clubs. The dad smiles all around. Dad is doing a real good job to hold it in.

All right. Now, what you hear here is an old man sort of daydreaming about, let's be honest, slapping that woman. Let's be honest. He's like thinking it in his head, like he's, he's he's really holding it out their clubs look at that they both have their gloves firm smiles all around dad is doing a real good job to hold it in uh because he was he was not happy with that woman neither was i but congrats to uh marlin's guest services absolutely great job

yeah yeah by the way great job by great job we were both boy he wasn't happy with that lady Yeah, thanks, Sean Connery. You stupid? Yeah. That's, uh... The best part is the dad, though, you can tell it. He knows we're on TV, and I don't want none of that smoke. That's really what it is.

I feel like washing over him is the feeling of the internet exists. And she didn't realize that. Nope. Or care. Yeah, or, well, the adrenaline was... And, you know, I've seen people, uh, when she was walking up out of the concourse, there were people taking pictures of her, and she's double burden. I think they're giving her the bird, too.

But, I mean, a woman with that haircut is not concerned about really anything, much less, but for sure what you think of her actions at a baseball game. The thing is, though, this is man versus lady, but it turned into lady versus kid. So in the man versus lady, we don't know what was happening at the bottom of that scrum. She probably had it firmly in her hand, and he reached and grabbed it and yanked it out of it. of her hand, and it went back to give it to the kid.

Yeah, but she didn't make a football move. Dude, yeah, I'm sorry, but this is just the streets. There's no rules to. Right, no, man wins. The only rule is it if there's a- Man wins, but would this be a deal if there was no kid that he came to give it to? You know, who even knows if, what if it was just a guy with his buddies? And he ran back to his buddies and it's high-fiving them, and then she comes over.

Yeah, or he's 28? Yeah. And then all of a sudden are we, oh, the guy, the terrible guy that took this ball. Look at this old white guy. Yeah. Boomer. Yeah, he's being, that guy probably, yeah. Black 25-year-old guy.

And hers takes this ball out of her hand, runs back to all his buddies. And then. And then she runs over to that group. What is the Internet doing today? And you're saying this black 25-year-old, is that a baseball game? Then she invites him over for Thanksgiving. That's right. Netflix.

And then he buys their series. Yeah. Whoa. Hell yeah. I just imagine the kid looked over a dad and said, you know, our kites okay too, dad. Yeah, it's okay. It's fine too, dad. Dude, because, I mean, listen, that dad, he did the right thing.

He showed a lot of restraint. And by any normal measure, he did the most, quote, manly adult human father thing. like exemplary. But on TV, kind of look like a cuck. Yeah, that's not what I would have done. Nothing looks great from, just from an optic standpoint.

Your son's having to tell you, that's okay, Dad. My friend's dad's get bitched out by hairdressers and told what to do on TV, too. I wonder how much that ball is if she eBayed it now. That's a good question, right? Like your own involvement

inflating the... Yeah. Like Chewbacher Mom's mask? Yeah, because that... ball it's interesting but yeah then the kid ends up getting more and a life lesson you guys whatever happened with the guy at the u.s. open he just apologized and it was that was it i mean he got it back to the kid and they got he was cool because i know the internet though no he was cool at least stuff was going on maybe it was fake that's what i'm saying that he was going to sue okay fake yeah he put out a

statement like no no i haven't done anything is that was that was fake no that part was real okay that part was real so the internet has identified her right and they're saying her name and what's the what's the play here what do we do what you want the internet because i saw one and i it's one of the posts i hate the most is when it says hey twitter do your thing which is hey be the biggest asshole in the world yeah like do go overboard do way more than is needed in any rational situation. Like, destroy this woman's life. Do we want that, too?

That's not happening anymore, man. What do you mean? They found the wrong girl, actually. I don't think they found the correct person yet. Oh, really? Right. They found someone that looked like her, and then she said, like,

it's not me. Yeah, and then Elizabeth Warren went back to her work. She did look a lot like Elizabeth Warren. Absolutely. Hey, you guys want to talk some college football? Well, it was a big weekend across the state, Dan? Indeed it was, and it's brought to us by Window Nation. Oh, they wouldn't.

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get new windows as a gift, really upgrade things on the home front, windownation.com. So this is something I referenced last week. I forgot to play the audio, but Gus and Joel, that's your big noon game. Last week it was Texas, Ohio State. This week we got Iowa. Iowa State, I think it was, right? No. It was Iowa State and somebody, but the first right out of the gate was U.T. Ohio State,

and I noticed a new nickname that Gus Johnson is using for his sideline reporter, Jenny Taft. This one will be a game. We will remember the rest of the season. It will define the season in many ways, and we get it kicked off right now. All right. It's a bad point. Now to join another phenom on the side. today as always let's go downstairs to the a g the all-american girl jettie tapp

guys thank you well coach it doesn't get much oh you mean you know you know what the interview's going to be it's going to be generic the a a g jennie tap i'm like man i feel like i've been watching this crew for a long time and haven't heard that i wonder if that's a one-off they hand it off to peoples and to game of three let's go downstairs to the a Well, guys, how about this? First thing, Jeremiah Smith when he came to. Terrible. Don't think so.

That one rolled off the tongue. At least he thought it did. So now I'm invested. Now I'm like, is he going to do this every single time he goes to her? We'll see. James Beagles, the deep man. And Brandon Ennis as well. They're caught.

Let's go downstairs to Jenny Tass. See, I think that time he thought about it. Yeah. And it's like, I got to mix it up? Exactly. So then, of course, I had to check in the next week, and it was Iowa, Iowa State. This is from just the other day. Well, actually, the first thing I needed to do was Google, does anybody else call her this?

And when I looked last week, it was not on her Wikipedia page. It is now. It has been added as a other names, All-American Girl, A-A-G. So I found an interview with Ginny Taft, where she was asked, Gus Johnson is famous for giving out nicknames What's your favorite nickname he's given out? Hollywood, because I guess he named Hollywood Brown. That one's too good.

When you get a nickname like that, I was talking to Ogba. That's another guy that they're covering this week. I said, do the guys like the nickname Hollywood? He said, yeah, we love it as long as he keeps living up to it. So I think for a guy like Hollywood, no pressure. He's got to continue to grow. And Gus has called me

All-American Girl, which my mom loves. Gus is a guy who really prides himself on nicknames. The worst kind of guy. Time now to join another phenom on the sidelines today. As always, let's go downstairs to the A.A.G. The All-American Girl, Jenny Tapp. If you're the only one who does it, it doesn't count. Because it didn't stick, right?

It didn't. Like if everybody, yes, if everybody calls you Hollywood, that's good. That's kind of what they're saying in that. one is it hey he likes it we live up to it you can't just come up with a date for someone and then just keep throwing it at them over and over the hpa the hot piece of ass jenny taft that was generous you could have i thought you would like declining ass at ass gus johnson you on board overall well i love joel clatt so wow that sounds like a no if i I don't know.

It's a bit much. It's a bit much. It's a bit much when you're always it. Like, this is the, what were we just making fun of our wives for earlier? Like, they're going nuts over every little thing. Like, if you go nuts over every little thing, he does. He kind of goes nuts over every little thing, and it diminishes the actual big moments.

It's that, and he really has Norm bring it on down, sad stuff. Like, we play the ones where it's like a baby who was aborted or wasn't aborted or whatever type thing. But even on regular guys, he'll be like, he was dirt on the depth chart, and then he stuck around. Like, everybody's got this huge story. It's fucking Ohio State.

Like, I don't know. I feel like most of the guys here are making more than my dad ever did. Like, there's no way that this is like that sad of a story. But he does it for everybody. That's even worse. I almost don't mind over hype. I don't like over sad.

It just gets me. Dodging defenders as he dodged steak coat hanger, years ago, 17 years ago, to be exact. Let's throw it down to the HPA. Well, Gus, I'm going to eat my ears. My ears over here. I can't reach it, gosh. Thank you.

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and how big would we have to get to be on the noteworthy clients list because we are a client we have paid profits and outlaws to be out at the DZGSE You have the Rangers, Rolex.

What does that mean? We did an F-1 event, and they were the sponsor. Okay. They hated us. They took my back. No, no, no. Don't okay that. But I'm just saying it's not like, so the F-1 event hired you.

No, no, Rolex did. They called you. Yeah. Okay. And also. They were not pleased. They were not pleased. Oh, no, they were not pleased.

We were like four hours late because there was a wreck on 35, even though we left at like four in the morning. There's a crane that, like, collapsed on 35. Yeah, it took a bridge down. And so we were just, there's nothing to do. Are you, like, showing him your phone, like the internet? Like, look, we're the... It ended up being fine, but it took a second. We were so late, and they hated us.

And then the worst part, well, the best part was... Sir Jackie Stewart. It was kind of an event for him. He loved us. So everyone at the venue was so mad, but then Jackie Stewart walks in. Jackie Stewart and his wife walk in, and they're like, let me tell you stories about me hanging out with the Beatles. you guys are great and we're like holy shit made the venue more mad you're not getting up there

with rolex if that's what you're asking uh what's this one uh american airlines they're pretty big toyota yeah castle pines golf club can we rate with them look at that what is that that's a golf golf is intimidating though would you guys ever do like uh maybe you've done this if uh southwest american and they come to you and they want you to just pop up and play, like, on a flight, just to surprise people, the crooning. I'm never doing that. You know that, well, I mean, that's not true. The check, though, was, I was going to say.

Because a couple people took it. Jamaica did it. Did he? Or did they? Yeah, but that's a big check. Down the aisle, it's floating. Down the aisle, dude, yep. They had to get the conveyor belt in the aisle.

I would pay so much money to be on the Jamiriqua conveyor belt flight. Dude, I would, too, actually. I think that's still the world record of the highest altitude. gig really yeah interesting you maybe play a little uh little fake space dude you guys are 100% on that short list of rich dude who goes to fake space and it's like i want the outlaw band with me cowboys and rangers how do you get their money we get to do the cowboys owner suite uh we get to do three or four home games a year whoa yeah it's pretty fun it's it's just playing songs kind of background music really but it's fun to be there and you know you're standing

Sitting in Jerry's suite? Well, it's all of the sweet. Well, it's Jean Sweet. It's like a whole sweet area. There's like a stage. Like, there's a bar back. It's, oh. Yeah, it's awesome.

Okay. We've done stuff outside for them as well. I've done a lot of stuff for the Cowboys. Cowboys. Is the artwork? Oh, impeccable. Beautiful artwork. Same with the Rangers then.

Same bit. What did we do for the Rangers? We did the National Anthem for the Rangers a couple times. Okay. Wow. So we're not getting on this noteworthy client list is what you guys are saying. Oh, we're putting it on. If we can fit a couple, yeah.

And then featured events, kind of the same thing. You know, they were at LJT Fest, Larry Joe Taylor Music Festival. No one knows what that is. No one's ever heard of that. And they were at the DZGSE, and we can't beat the LJT. We all have acronyms. Yeah. Yeah, probably a lot of summer jam.

Probably a lot of marriages that by now. people have divorced and are amicably co-parenting that started at LJT in the first probably seven, eight years after high school for my friend group. Absolutely. I thought you guys, that was awesome at the DJ, the not the DJ, the DZ, whatever our thing was called.

DZ summer event. That was fun. Yeah. I thought it was great. Got a little tour bus or something. You were over there. Like I would see you for a minute and then you'd be like, gone, Matt's taking a nap.

Hopping in the band van for a little R&R. I want a nap band. Yeah. You talked about a car nap the other day. Yeah, Blake was taking one. What if you had a bus where you could always just take a nap whenever you needed it? Yeah, even. And you got some other guy driving you.

You know, the old traveler van that you just can get the bed in the back or even the reclining seats in the middle. Get a little TV, VHS up there. I miss those days. Did you grow up in a... I put that in your effing robot cars, are they? Did you grow up in a, I can just sleep in the back seat era while we take a family road trip, or did you have to be buckled in? Oh, no, sleep in the back seat for sure.

Now, we weren't like rogue enough to where we didn't have the station wagon where you're sitting up on the bench. That had been out by now. I was sitting backwards facing the opposite way in a station wagon. I missed that. That was right before me, but no, you didn't need to be buckled in. I mean, yeah, it's a road trip. I suggest that

Are we done with sports? We do have a little shoddy audio that we never got to the other day. We could do that today or tomorrow. A little shoddyo. Or do you want to just do some news? Let's do some news. Okay, let's do some news.

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I think we have something for the news, no? Well, they just did it, so I didn't know if... Oh, I'm sorry. We talked over it. Do it again. My bad. Dumbs on. Dumbs on.

Dooms on. Thank you. That felt a little Chappelle show opening to me. It was giving that. You wanted to give that? Giving Chappelle show. Okay. The wire.

Well, they thumbs up the Chappelle show, and they did not react when you said the wire. I love the wire. Not everything's a competition. Okay, but I won that. Right, guys? Everybody say I won? Dan won. That's fair.

Let's see here. God bless it, my computer crashed, damn. I'll tell you guys I made ice cream this weekend. Well, you did tell us your computer crash, like, five out of the last six days I've seen you. Like, what are we doing with this thing? Yeah, it's a tough thing. So, Pope Leo is doing some new sainthoods,

and over the weekend, we have canonized the first millennial saints. There's a young man who died back in 2006. at the age of 15. They're trying to hip up Catholicism here. Boy. Now, do they make sure, do they have a team combing through this guy's Twitter? It's way more than that, dude.

It's basically what it is, and it's interesting because there's a bunch of, you know, scholars, Catholic scholars weighing in on why this person has been selected. It was like a sick, it's a sick kid. It was a sick kid. Still, was he a racist sick kid? There's no way, dude.

He's 15. You think they have kids over in Scottish, right? Like 12-year-olds with suspect. Social media histories, you're probably right. At some point, at some point, we're going to award sainhood, and they're going to dig up the sexual harassment of the saint. Just like the kids sitting there, no hair, like Terrence Newman in there with him. And they're like, oh, yeah, what about a couple of people?

a couple years ago, you had some comments by Gaza. He said, he was nine. Like, yeah, well, you're 10 now. That's right. Man, I don't know. It says, at least in these articles, that this young man had a near rock star-like fame among young Catholics. But there's no way, right? There's no way.

They're acting like it's dude perfect. The dude perfect of Catholicism? They say he was... He was just dude perfect. Yeah, basically. He was precociously savvy with computers long before the social media era. So he could email?

Yeah, basically they're like, hey, we've got to have a cool young saint who had an email account. So he's 15, he died in 96. 06. 06. So 91. He doesn't even use computers

till the mid-90s. I guess if he's five, maybe, possibly. yeah how good could he have been at computers you've probably lapped him like right now could he do your update dude maybe he downloaded music without giving his parents computer aid yeah without fully nuking their macafee software and then the catholic church is like well you know not all the news related to the kids has been good news on our end so just this is a good one we'll take it it is a good one uh we think what do you mean Well, I mean, have we...

What was his sickness? Oh, you know what it doesn't say? Oh, it does, but there's a bunch of other nerdy stuff in here. Like, it says that he limited... This is like their Stephen Hawking, if he hadn't made it, basically. This person was known. Limited himself to an hour of video games at a time. Or, excuse me, a week, because his studies were so important.

That's what I'm saying, right? If he knew he was going to die at 15, would he... have done this? I don't think my studies are that important. Boy, that's a great. Let's get to Red Dem, Dead Redemption or whatever. Great pull. Yeah, no, I don't know what he died from, Dan, but.

I'm super intimidated. Did you ever, when you were a kid, have the 14 or 13-year-old in your junior higher high school who was, like, going to college? a doogiehouser type or something that was actually taking courses at a college yeah I know what you mean

witchcraft and you're like barely able to just keep your own shit together yeah yeah you always hate that person and then later that's the guy she wants to marry right

do you think that actually happens Yeah, isn't the old thing that the quarterback slash shortstop is going to be, you know, the assistant at the, I want to say at a, like a mechanic or something, but I feel like that's a good job. Yeah, it is a good job. Like the more, when you grow up, you're like, plumber, that wouldn't be a bad job. Like, you make good money. At least our plumber did. Yeah, I think they make good money now. Based on what I did to that toilet.

I think Palmer's a great gig, right? I think Trash Guy. I wish I would have been a trash guy. I don't know about a trash guy. That's probably the one we could still say is bad. Maybe not as a career, but as an experience. I think I would have been interested in that. Is your kids still into trash truck videos?

No, but we go out and watch the... You watch it? Yeah. Like you hear it coming down the road? Yeah, twice a week. We meet out there. Those guys love it, you know. And then what do we do?

I think he there's a huge robot arm that picks it up he cheers the guy cheers with him he cheers yeah yeah I mean the guy probably feels like he's you know Patrick Mahomes out there kid doesn't know any different yeah it looks forward to it so yeah has he ever ranked like oh man last week was so much better no no it's always great it's always the best the best time yeah he's he's a very active kid no I mean he's he knows he knows he knows that they come through and they make a lot of noise. Saw this story over the weekend, and I feel like every now and then I need to give a shout out

to those entities that maybe I speak negatively. Shout out to the NRA. They put a statement out saying that they do not have plans to specifically ban trans people from buying weapons, which the big man floated. I don't think they want to ban weapons from anybody. that's not their bit no but i just wanted to you know the consistency of it i was thinking about it though after last they just would say give extra weapons to the non-trans people um it would be funny though

if that's how gun laws worked and it was just kind of a moving thing of because like we talked about last week with football games and crime i looked it up uh the largest correlation for domestic violence this makes sense for NFL games they found was when there were large upsets and I feel like the Cowboys aren't really

it would be tough to to track because I don't know but they're getting blown out Green Bay a couple years ago into playoffs when they were a very high they were the number two seed maybe everybody kind of expected

this is the year Jerry's got the documentary with him. Right. It's just... All of a sudden, it's mid-second quarter. Right. You're down 30.

I don't even remember the running back's name. You're pissed. Yeah. And you want to... And your wife tells you to stop drinking. Right. Yeah, it's pretty... Yeah, that'd be a time to do crime.

Well, it'd be a time to not have a gun also. So, again, if we were to say, like, for example... So you're saying ban guns for blowouts? Ban guns for blowouts, but my general principle, I think that the far rider who ever saying we're going to take guns away from trans people is the wrong idea but the right path we need to selectively take guns from people based on what's happening like i shouldn't be able to buy a gun within a week of a new fast and furious movie coming out because i'm like way too hyped you know probably really the whole fall like for a foot bike this is how we should do it if you get behind on

your taxes you shouldn't be able to have a gun like if you your team trades your superstar Blanket. Nobody gets a gun in the city for like six months. We have to come up with these little, if you owe your, like, your neighbor, if a new hot lady moves in and your neighbor is like messing with you or something. I don't know. It's got to be more than just these blanket statements, Dan. Let's see here. There's a new place in North Richland Hills called Malibu Jacks. Boy, this piano is really You don't like this for the news? I love it, but it feels like

I'm now looking at the news stories and I'm like, all right, there's a dead person in this one. There's a dead person. No, no, I am. It's more the piano with it. Yeah. Do you some half of your dead person music, dude? I was just playing Pink Pony Club

because you mentioned, you know, LGBT people. You guys have never been hired by a funeral to play the service. My dad's. For real? That's true. Yeah. You played your dad's funeral?

Yeah. Was his body, like, laying there and stuff? No, he was cremated. So his ashes were laying. His ashes were there. But you got the urn and a big picture of your dad and stuff, and you guys are playing. I still have the picture in my room. Now, what if they didn't want you to play it?

Was it kind of a... Guess another band? Maybe he was kind of tighter your music. Yeah, your dad's final wish. Or did you just sort of assume it? No, he specifically requested it. That was in his wishes? Yeah.

Okay. He was sick and we knew he was going and that was... He paid us before. It was fine. He took four interest fee payments. Clarna. That's always dangerous, though. You might just mail it in then.

Yeah. It's like tipping on the Uber. Yeah. No, but this is a... It just looks like a Dave and Busters type place. Malibu Jacks. It just looks like an adult fun place. Well, I'm an adult.

And David Buster's... Yeah, I love fun. You like fun? Yeah, but it also seems like a type of place where there's booze involved. But one dead had a shooting there over the weekend. Oh, where? Grand Prairie? North Richland Hills.

Oh, North Richland Hills. Yeah. 21-year-old fatally shot outside of the theme park. People were just there to, you know, unwind on a Saturday night. This is what they have to run. Argument over what? Would that be funny to know? It would be.

It would be much funnier to know. You'd have to think Dance Dance Revolution high on the list. Did you ever try that? It's always too intimidating because everybody on it is like sweating balls and they get off it and they take a drink and they're great. I think I... Are you going to walk up? Oh, this place has go-karts and stuff? Yeah, dude.

That's what I'm saying. Okay, I was not... Is Dave and Buster's not have go-carts? I guess I don't know. but it's just an adult themed outside adventure world amusement park but this is just a pretty generic like that uh there was a place by nr h2 o mountasia mountasia that's been closed down right yes this is this it did it take over this article says this uh originated over a game of put put does it for real well he thought that he could pick up his gimme and apparently you can't at malibu jacks

Jake your Blake is doing golf humor I mean There's a man dead here You know why it's humor Because you would never be able to pick up a gimmie at putt putt You don't think so Every stroke is counted I will never play with your four year old

I will never play with your four year old either He's going to play like that Dan are you ready for I like to just sometimes put things on wax So we can have this a couple years now. I hope that we're still doing this show two years from now. I believe we will be. Let's say a year from now, FIFA World Cup is here. I think the level of beating that we're going to have a daily thing that Dan is beaten by. That should be a bet payoff. Related to the World

Cup. Dude. Like a whole day of soccer or something. Okay. I would definitely love to go to a World Cup full day of soccer. Because you've got to park, you got to pay to park, you got to get in there, You got to battle traffic. That thing's going to suck. Then you have to sit there and watch soccer. Then they add time for some reason. Yeah, who knows how much? Right.

Is it a minute? Is it 301 or 359? Those are very different times. No, the tism and me can't handle injury time. But I think this sounds wonderful, Dan. But like from traffic to things you can't even think of, I'm positive that we'll have some people complaining about the amount of people that are here from other countries.

Concession prices? Yeah. You're going to be bitching. Other countries is a good call. Yeah. Yeah. Well, ticket prices started $60 to get in. What about you guys?

Just quick show. You guys wouldn't want to go to a World Cup? Wow, everyone's just depth. They're like, fuck. That was like the worst sampling I've ever. It's kind of like saying you'd want to go to a Super Bowl. You do, and then you go, and it sucks. Well, I mean, I think you just know you have to know what you're getting, right?

Like, you're not getting a regular fandom college football game. I just think the experience. Well, why don't you go then? You love soccer so much. All I have to do is lose a bet. He's been coaching soccer for three weeks, and now he's like, I know. He's like, now we're doing World Cup stories every day in the news. You take me to World Cup.

I'll go swimming with you. there's nine matches that will be here dan more than any other city not the big one though not the big one oh sorry but the ticket sales do go on sale Wednesday there's a pre-sale event guy it's going to be mayhem you guys should look into Airbnb in this place you could have like a fucking consulate here like lethal weapon style an embassy could we leave town and do like There's a road show for a couple weeks somewhere else So we're not to be here? You should.

There's got to be... Let's go to Colorado. Let's do the Colorado thing. Would you go to France to get away from the World Cup? No. France? Just overseas anywhere. It depends on where.

I'm not going to France. Wait, house swap with what? With like a family in France that's coming to the World Cup. They do that. Oh, really? Yeah. They'll come... Yeah.

Yeah. Dan wants to swap some other things as well. I didn't say wife. Yeah, leave. My wife wants to stay. It's just some Fabio looking, dude. That'd be great. I need someone to get her going.

I haven't been able to. Well, shout out to Malibu Jacks, man. Oh, yeah. Can you just imagine? Thoughts and prayers. I mean, it definitely makes me feel how boring my life is, but just that there's people out there just with a gun

at a place with go cars and puttbut and like probably Long Island iced teas and you know cigarettes and like as I'm talking this out that sounds like heaven to me right up until the shooting but there's just a whole world

So you've lived that whole life except for carrying the gun there yeah I guess so yeah that's what you were missing maybe you shouldn't have given up drinking you should have just started just got a gun

yeah well not during football season's end all right shout out to the millennial saint there's your news all right let's do a little viewer mail birthdays

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And you must be 21 over to purchase. There's yet another thing. thing. There's no code to get 21% off when you type in profits and outlaws 21. Yeah. Type in Rolex. Rolex 21, nothing. Not shit. No. But at Loanstarbeer.com, dumb zone 21, get some awesome merch and celebrate, perhaps with a tray of barbecue, Lone Star Beer and Lone Starlight. Let me see if I had anything rolling in during the show. I did not. So I will just give you this. A single viewer mail birthday for today.

We have a viewer mail birthday open? Oh, that's nice. Or just a bed? What do we got going here? I can see this, Kav. What if we had a band with us every day? It would be awesome. What if it was this band?

That would be even awesomer. You could feel it. You'd make the website. We'd make the website. Like, listen to us here. Sports Fierer, excuse me, day one D.F. Jonathan Reistad, had his birthday Saturday. He likes the Vikings, SMU Mustangs, and Dallas Stars, and is therefore constantly being let down in the playoffs. Jonathan's leader is Blake's grandfather's former home because he owns it.

Yeah. What does that mean? A listener about my grandpa's old house. Oh, really? Yeah. Boy, Blake had so much going on. His tentacles are everywhere. Everywhere.

I'm good friends with the subbies. Just a beak doused. This is from Leon Takahashi. So Jonathan owns your grandpa's old house. Yeah. I had to put a lot of work into it. What have you done there? You ever christen it?

The girlfriend? No. That'd be really weird, right? Yeah. You've never had sex in your grandpa's house? No, man. Oh. No, no.

Uh-uh. I lived there for a little bit, but never had a girl over. Ugh. What? You don't like girls? No, yeah, I do. I don't think he'd be that disappointed. If you did?

He'd be happy. I think so. I don't know. Just all the rooms in my grandparents' house had little, like, pig and, chicken figurines or Jesus. Yeah, or just like look like a craft mall.

The wall of crosses. Yeah, there's nothing sexy. It's like... Yeah. So just one V-R-Mail birthday. We do have today in history. Is this a different thing, or is that? What?

Today in history, today in history. Talking about today in history, today in history. Nice, which is Monday, Monday, September 8th. On this day, in 1900, Galveston, Texas, struck by a hurricane that killed 8,000 people. Yeah. Do they still talk about that to this day down there?

Don't you go there? Yeah. A lot? Pretty close to there, but truth be told, yes, it's a big deal down there. It's a huge, you probably should be a bigger deal nationally. It's like 4-9-11, bro. Well, I don't know, but we're going to talk about the Chicago fire all the time. Like, let's go.

Did they ever name a team the Galveston Hurricanes? Not to my knowledge, though. Because Chicago has a team called the Fire. right? Dude, you know what I found out the other day in Oklahoma City? Did we mention it the building? What?

There's some guy, I don't know, imagine oil money. There's plans to build like the fifth tallest building in the world in downtown Oklahoma City. The rest of Oklahoma City, I don't know that there's a building over like seven stories. So they would just have this one?

Why? I don't know, but yeah. got me thinking the other day about like well obviously they can't be called the tornadoes if you're oklahoma city that feels too far can't be called the edward r murrow business is that his name it was yeah oklahoma city federals on this day in 1930

inventor richard drew created scotch tape What was before? I don't know. Why is it called that also? Nobody knows. On this day in 1986, Herschel Walker made his first start for the Cowboys

in a 31-28 win over the New York Giants. Dude, this rules. We are like a couple of degrees of history's separation removed from Scotch tape. from Scotch tape being called J tape. It was a... Jay as in Jewish? Yeah.

It is a derogatory term. Richard Drew was developing the tape and a painter criticized the company's stingy bosses for using too little adhesive, calling it Scotch tape in reference to the stereotypical Scottish thriftiness. Oh, wow. I'm offended by that.

Scotch is a slur. Wow. You're canceled, bitch. I'm offended. You're not going to do Jeopardy now. Yeah, scotch. Wow. J tape.

Think about it. Yeah. It's right there. Oh, yeah, Herschel. So I just watched that episode of the Jerry documentary where he and Jimmy are actually going back and forth, you know, in separate interviews over who gets credit for the Herschel trade. I'm firmly on Jimmy's side.

There's no way. Jerry's explanation is when I was talking to Tech Schramm when first taking over the team, he told me, Herschel Walker's our best player. So first of all, as if he needed to be told that, because you don't know anything. You're a business guy. Hershawker's your best player. And he said Tech Schram floated the idea to him that you should trade Hershawker. Okay, TechShram, first of all, is not giving him any tips. They showed the opening press conference where TechSram was looking so cucked in the corner because Jerry was on the microphone saying, I want his job. I'm pointing over at the current GM who had been the GM for 30 years.

Like the only GM the team had ever known had built everything to what it. Like, he's royalty. And Jerry wants us to now believe that Tech Shramp. Tram put that bug in his ear, and he held that for a few years, and then decided to pull the trigger and just, like, told Jimmy about it one day and that Jimmy's going to blatantly lie? I think what it is is that over time, people are able to convince themselves of just about anything. Yeah.

I buy that Jerry believes that. It's a pretty good documentary. Do you want to do expanded talk tomorrow? Like, I have some clips, and I'd like to find that opening press conference. The cut, Jerry buying the team opening press conferences, because it seems wild. Yeah. It's insane. But it's awesome, man.

It's very emotional watching those, the Super Bowl. The first Super Bowl win? Chills. Anyway, on this day in 2002, the Houston Texans played their first ever NFL game. Remember this? Yeah, I do. Sucked. They beat the Cowboys, 19 to 10.

What was Chappie saying? Well, he was so out at that point, dude. You want to talk about the era of people quitting. But there were kids at school who were cowboy haters, and so now they were Texans fans because there was a new team in Texas. So that didn't go well for me. And this is the day in 2014. Well after he had been suspended and whatnot,

but Ray Rice was a lot. actually released by the Ravens after the video was released showing him beaten up his fiance Janae Palmer in an elevator then dragging her I think unconscious body out

they're now married I believe yeah yeah so you know you know what just saying the the courting process is different for all of us maybe that was counseling

and then we have September 8th day in dumb zone history so going back to 2020 this is when we got the odel beckham junior poop story that he paid an escort or a hooker to poop on him yeah what year did that really happen in 2020 it was a story i think we were just so desperate for anything And we somehow have let that go to where Kempspin doesn't even remember it? No, I mean, I don't remember this, to be honest with you. And he laughed it off here.

Especially in the era of COVID? You want someone pooping on you? Poop all that COVID on you? On his chest, or where? Where do we poop? I don't know. I mean, I just know there was the Chuck Berry story. You know, it was the glass table.

So I don't know if that's standard. or what, but yeah, he denied it. Wasn't the lady in Atlanta doing that to somebody? Remember the show Atlanta? Oh, yeah. It wasn't like on Earth. Well, I thought you'd run with that.

That was a big deal. I don't remember this barely. I barely remember this at all. Okay, move on, Blake. Moving on. That was a bad note. Okay, sorry. Do you guys remember you see O'Dell Beckham

and you're like, ah, poop guy? Didn't he grab it with one hand? See? Yeah, there's a great Photoshop in there somewhere, I'm sure. All right, 2021. I think this was more of a Dan bit, but this was the year of the Cowboys Hard Knocks. And Dan wanted to focus on there was a running back

named Jaquan Hardy. And the cameras zoomed in on his notes from the meeting. And I couldn't find the picture, but it was just like, protect the ball. it wasn't detailed like i'm going to write that down yeah it wasn't out of you know past protection or what to do in this scheme it was just don't fumble yeah now jerry not exactly known for his detailed his detailed notes yeah and then a bad bit uh from this day in 2021 and it's taking picture of your adopted kid like you just had a real kid

maybe that's bad phrasing a real kid but this is for the this is a Pete Buttigieg where he got in the hospital bed with the surrogate like he had the kid it's the framing of it it's not having an adopted kid like he's in the stirrups and everything

it's acting like you birthed the child in distress in a hospital bed that that's what people were yelling at him over um they were not really beautiful I think it's great when he rides to work with his beautiful lover You know Trump had a... In the back?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't... It's interesting. I can't recall if I've seen if hetero couples do that when they adopt or not a baby or not. I mean, you're not going to do it if you're adopting like an eight-year-olds. Like, you're not... Like, put them in your lap and...

Swaddling. I wouldn't imagine that. But... Now, was that the Pete Buttigieg's sperm? Does it make it different if you use your own sperm? Does it make it? He got in the bed, though. That's...

too far i mean because the bed is implying the woman the bed is for the woman it doesn't matter whose sperm was there the bed is for the woman going through distress so as much as like a parent as a gay man can be i don't know that they need the bed in the same way is the uh and i remember he was wearing like hospital clothes too and it just didn't as if he was yeah that's not that feels disrespectful to women to me and they said he got an epidural too he's like well well I'm here, I don't know, can you guys, dude, that'd be so far. If I were a gay dude, I would definitely play that up. You're like, God, I'm craving Wendy's. You did not have a baby. I'm like, dude, it's just Rocky Road all day for me. This little nugget hold the kid.

Oh, I don't remember where we were headed with that. Elsewhere, we have today's birthdays. Speaking of Rocky Road, I did for real make ice cream. The ninja creamy thing is legit. All right. It works. You were with your kid, right? You're not just doing this by yourself? No, but remember like Brunich had given me a bunch of recipes and stuff,

and I finally did it. It's some game changer. In today's birthdays, we say happy birthday to Eatsy's CEO Adam Roma. Oh. Did you send him a cake, Blake? I did not. Blake is Adam Romo's nemesis. Adam Romo is very amused by Blake.

And I think Blake hates Adam Romo. Blake is not going to let anybody pin him down. The more you want Blake, it's the Chinese dick trap. You got to let him be... But Adam Romo knows that he makes Blake uncomfortable and loves it. It's a weird... It's one of the weirdest relationships I've ever seen. I agree.

I agree. He might be Adam Ramos twink. Also, happy birthday to the Cowboys' New Rich Dalrymple, Tad Carper. Well. I don't know how I know that. Well, no, in many ways, but not. There's some ways. He's got like 99% of the way.

Warroom photographer. But could do. They left that roll vacant. He's the main. media guy. I don't know what his title is. Leoti Tavares, 27. Former Ranger.

Sorry. Did I see that he's still in baseball? Yeah, he's with the Mariners. This year, right. He's probably in the minors. Terrence Williams, 36, Jake. He's got a good Kim's Ben. He's got a couple of them, but the funniest one was certainly when he crashed on that

on that little scooter in Friscoe. Brad C said the Hard Knocks theme to it. Yeah, great, because the cops were right behind him, right? He was going like eight miles an hour running from the cops. It just fell over. Garrett Cole, 40. Dude. 40?

I'm dying. Matthew Delvedova is 35. Wish I could play that audio. Latrell Spreewell is 55. Garrett Cole is not 40. I was going to say, there's no. Do I have that wrong? He's 35.

I hope so. Oh. That's a little better, I was to say. What hell? What was I looking at this morning? I'm going to go back to Garrett Cole right while we're talking. Who was before, who was after Leoti? Delavadova.

Latrelle Spreewell? Lettrell Spreewell? No. Terrence Williams? There you go. Garrett Cole. 35, Dan. I like to, you're right.

I liked how Terrence. Terrence Williams foot race someone outside of a strip club. That's a good one, too. Because all it took was somebody said, I don't think I'm faster than you. Yeah. There was a period of time where Terrence Williams was getting arrested outside of strip clubs quite often. Jeffrey Lurie, 74. Didn't he marry like a hostess, restaurant hostess?

He married a woman who was already here and did not have to be acquired via the USPS. at all, no matter what you think. Here, let's have... Are you saying she looks like a mail-order bride? I'm refuting suggestions that people like you have made in the past. This is dangerous, but I have a bit here with... I only did it to test you. I have a bit here with Terrence Williams and Ahmaud Dixon.

Yeah. He was a bit... He was a safety for Baylor. Because Terence wouldn't speak on his own. He had to get one of his Baylor buddies. So I went and played music for them to see if they knew the songs. Donovan and I, let's see what I... Hello, Kuddy.

You can listen to this all day and you're not going to get it, are you? Hell no. Stairway to heaven? Are they going to sing on it? This is that lyrics? No, listen, dude, it's on my... The beat. This beats sound for me.

Is it in a rap? Pass forward a little? Yeah. I don't know what it is on. Oh, shit. The light bulb's going off. This is a good bit. Oh, come on, man.

That's the most popular song in the history of music. Stereway to him. Yeah. What? What? What? I heard it on the movie. That's how I know.

I'll take it. Let's keep going. Probably some code switching. Get out of here. I heard this song before. They probably play at Cowboys Stadium. I've heard this time before, hold on. That means it's terrible.

I have to hear the dude when he first come on. Let's see. I'm screwed out. Yeah. Here, fast forward a little bit. Nothing? Mm-hmm. Okay. Anyways, that's fun.

What I mean? yeah yeah bro we probably like the worst too okay there you go they don't know any of your songs whitey Bernie Sanders is 84 fuck you I give up Martin Freeman is 54

he is I think actually he's in some he's in Fargo for sure he's Tim from the British office and he's like real big in something like Doctor something The Hobbit? Doctor

Strange Doctor who? Hobbit's love Strange Doctor Doctor who? He's like He's something in

in one of the big giant movies Oh yeah Series Oh no Not Harry Potter But like

The Hobbit? Is it the Hobbit? Anyway Don't care Billbo Baggins Bilbo Baggins The Bilbo Baggins The Bilbo Baggins

Never seen A second of those movies then. Clearly, I have not either. David Arquette is 54. Scream. Married Monica. In real life, right?

Mm-hmm. Very nice. TV personality Kennedy is 53. Man. So I thought this was Kennedy from MTV, and it is. Yeah, she's on Fox. But it turns out, yeah, Kennedy from MTV is now on Fox business or something. Yeah.

Yeah. It seems like a weird mashup. No, she did the normal bit that you're supposed to do, right? You know, when you're a kid, and everybody's like, you get older, you're going to be a Republican. She did it. She kept the glasses, too. So, she's hot. Brooke Burke is 54.

She was from E-Networks Wild On, and she won Dancing with the Stars. Man, it's all time. Dancing with the Stars. You were having to buy eight packs at once value socks from Brooke, Wild On, my man. We were boosting the garment economy. Mina Kimes is 40. Respected. You're not supposed to say that.

I was going to say that she's really good at her job, and it felt weird after I was like, the lady you mentioned before, I used to jack off her relentlessly too. Never to Mina Kimes? No. It's not saying what won't happen. Do you like her? Do you like her bit?

Do you like your job? Do I like her bit of knowing a fuck ton about football? Yeah. I think she's very, very good at what she does. Okay. Very, very good at it. Would you like to be with a woman who knew way more than you about football? Or would that bother you?

There's no chance I could put up with that. There's no chance. Is it better to be with someone? If it could be anything else, it could be baseball, it could be the NBA, it could be anything else in the world, there's no chance. Like if she was like... You know, Dak only beats bad teams. And that's a thing, yeah, I wouldn't be, because you'd be right about Cowboys stuff,

and there's no way I can handle that. So it's better to have, like, my wife will walk in during the Super Bowl in the second quarter. She's not watched a play all year. And she's like, why are they throwing it so much? Or something, you know, like, she has hot opinions right away. Quarterback gets sacked. He's sure thrown it there. Yeah.

I'm not sure there is a good wife sports. Like, whatever they do, you're not going to like it. They're just trying to get by and not get hit based on the data we were talking. talking about. They just have to put up with this. Because my wife watches me now and gets sad. She's just like, look at him. It must be hard for women to watch. Like, they know. Is that like you watching her cry at Downton Abbey? Yeah, probably. Like, and you think it's silly when she's crying when she sees Downton Abbey on the screen. The big screen for the first time, the same way she thinks you are. When...

Micah gets traded. Rapper birthdays include Wiz Khalifa, 38, Slim Thug, 45. That is the boss of all bosses, my friends. That's a good one. Pink is 46.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas is 44. Simba. I wonder what I... I bet he's... J.T. Gaten Matarazzo is 23 That is Dustin from Stranger Things He's all grown up

I swear man You just ride your bike to the mall What are they going to do with the show? Is it over? I literally rid my bike to the mall They have one more season It's coming out this year And yes he's 23

And I think they're portraying Fentanyl Yeah He's going to Nalabay I have two more. This one says Kempspin. Politician Mark Foley is 71. Mark Foley's not the wide stance.

That's Larry Craig. Mark Foley was having sex with congressional pages, I want to say. Yeah, pages. Which I only know that that term exists because they were getting fucked, right? Like, I think they're just interns. But you only heard about the pages when there was a scandal. He's like, I'm just. having sex with them it's not like the shandra levy thing right you know where they are

was that gary condit yeah it's great this also says he was an anti-gay congressman having sex with his mail pages so oh with his mail pages oh no it was i should have been clear yeah this was a republican now i'm explaining but yeah it was i thought it was with the uh the young girls and i wanted to see i was like well what's the problem oh okay it's the luckiest is a boy I'm actually now very interested in what happened to JTT per your inquiry. Yeah, me too. Inquiry.

Just fell off the face of the earth. Good for him. That's only so he can come back. And this birthday of the day is for Blake. Mitchell Whitfield is 61. The Dexter. Look him up, Blake. You'll be very excited once you see it.

Why can't I type? Predicting Mitchell Whitfield will be very exciting. Did your computer freeze? No, did yours? What happened to JTT, folks? Oh, uh, Ninja Turtles? Oh, my God, this is embarrassing. This is how you're going to end the show?

That is Rachel's ex-fiancee. In friends. Oh, Barry? God. Stop knowing Barry. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, all right. He's got an old picture up now.

I didn't recognize him, but yeah, going back. Yeah, this is the dentist, Barry. I hate that about IMDB. Yeah, put him when they were famous. If I click on a guy's name, if you click on him when he was in friends, show me a picture of him in friends. Yeah. Don't show me a picture of him when he's 80.

It's bullshit. I won't rest until this has changed. Board of this day now dead, Ron McCurnan, also known as Pigpen, Corby. He apparently was with the Grateful Dead. What do you guys think of the Grateful Dead? Jake loves him now. Do you love them?

I mean, they're really good. I don't know if I love them, but they're really good. Won't you go see them? Yeah, once you marry him. And Dead on this day is still dead. I give you S. Truitt, Kathy. Thank you for all you've done for us. This is serving sandwiches, but not on Sunday.

Oh. The founder of Chick-fil-A. And that. Been closed on Sundays? Pretzel bun, baby. That's good. That is today and history. I went to Chick-fil-A this morning.

What's anybody going to do about it? Closing remarks are going to be brought to us by Frankel and Frankel. Personal injury attorneys. 3-3-3-33-33-33-33. That's right. Well, first go with 214 or 817, and then dial all threes. If getting an accident, you're, you know, tangled with the insurance company. You can't get what you need out of them.

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Yeah, if somebody wants to be a hero and go around like a strike team. just causing accidents and leaving the Frankl's car to run down. They'll be the one that Frankl's are going to sue you if you go cause those accidents. Yeah. But I mean, hey, what if you're... Take one for the team. Yeah, what if you're a tech billionaire? Right.

Listening to us right now. Why don't you go out and get in a couple accidents for us? Do us a favor. And get sued by the Frankles. You'll see how good they are. Come on, Elon. Just flashing threes everywhere that you go, causing me and more. can we end like when we do end the show

which who knows could be hours from now would you guys play our closing song we always have a song that just kind of ends the program would you just play one of your songs or whatever you want I don't know yeah I guess man do we want to promote anything yeah we got some shows coming up

first of all we have a new album out we'd love for everyone to check it out called getting down and then we're playing the Addison October Fest September 19th, Fat Daddy's, September 26th, CD release or album release at Josie Records, October 11th, and the Bartonville store, October 12th. Getting down, can I send that to my daughters to take a listen to you? Sure. I mean, you can. They're going to love it.

Is there any particular one song? No. That you'd say, this is the one. No, because our motto is, we're your mom's favorite band. So they're going to hate it. I would say getting down the title track, though. Okay. I'll send that one. You would not be against that. Johnny, you wrote it. Are you okay with them ripping it apart?

It's totally fine. Well, how do you know they'll do that? Just in case. They might like it. It's on brand. History. Yeah, I'll take any kind of publicity that we can get for that. Okay.

Rip it up. Or love it. Well, I'd like to say thanks. Don't get your hopes. It's not on my record. Thanks for having us here. This is awesome. This whole setup is awesome.

And you have any closing remarks, Jake, for the profits and out. Laws or do you kind of hate them? Yeah. No, no. This is a great time. I, uh, do we want to give a website or anything? Profits.

No, just look it up on your phone. No, just, yeah, just Instagram. Just keep going back there and just say, is, uh, dumbs on one of their big? Keep refreshing. It's not there yet. It's not there yet. Well, we appreciate the music, guys. I, uh, hope we can use that college football theme quite often.

Yeah. Profits and outlaws. That's what you need. Oh, we've got to do this, and then they'll start playing, right? Adios, mofo. We've got to go before this becomes a zoo. Thank you for watching my video. Subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my video.

These headlights and highlights in our ways. All of this time and all of this pain I remember leaving, I remember leaving home Waiting on a side of smiling through the pain 3,000 miles did not get pain reaching in my pocket reaching in my pocket for a chain well if I've admitted for the money

wouldn't feel this good and you wouldn't be getting down sometimes she's a mile Sometimes she ain't I was chasing that pile But I'm too late I catch it when it comes back I'll catch it when it comes back around If I did it for the money

Would you feel this getting and you wouldn't make it down I might not get there. Maybe I've been there all along. I might not have been right, but I ain't ever been wrong. If I give it for the money for the money, wouldn't feel this good, Down, down, down, down, down, down. Down, down, down. Yeah, if I did it for the money.

Down, down, down, down. Oh, we'd feel this good. Down, down, down, down.