The Dumb Zone FREE - Luka is back in town and we sent Jake and TC down to the AAC for live reaction | DZ 4-9-25

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneJake and TC head to the AAC for a live pregame of Luka's big return to Dallas. Plus, Mike Sirois joins the show! (00:00) - Lakers/Mavs pre-game with special guests Mike Sirois and TC (32:46) - News (53:39) - Viewer Mail (01:05:42) - Jake and TC reporting live from the AAC + VM Birthdays ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hello, I'm professional broadcaster Dan McDowell letting you know that you are about to hear one of our free podcasts. But if you'd like to subscribe at DumbZone.com, you'll get four shows per week plus the weekend wrap-up and any bonus sodes like our Business Wednesday interviews. So if you forgot how to use the 15-second rewind, that's DumbZone.com to subscribe. That's dumbzone.com to subscribe. Now on to today's program. Hello Dan. Hello Michael. Hello Clayton. Let me tell you about my friends over at Fair Lease. Fair Lease.org. That is a Texas company. They are supported by the Texas Credit Union. So they are here to work with you. The dumb zone Texan. Fairlease.org is their website. They make this super easy for you. You can do this all over the phone.

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Fairlease, they're on your side, when no one thinks you have the stuff. There it is. You're supposed to place it. Yeah, here you go. We're teasing today's show. Today on The Dumb Zone. Before we're doing the show. Will Jake and TC self-immolate at the AAC? Will they glue themselves to the floor?

Can Miriam Adelson make Niko Harrison join the IDF? Will Luca get ejected? That and more on The Dumb Zone, plus the weather. Huh. What? Here's a cable for you. You like this? Yeah, yeah.

I feel like a 14 year old girl. Well, it's not dead, but- Because you're so hot. And I want you. I'm Dan McDowell. I'm Jake Kemp. He's T.C. Fleming. Blake Jones is not here. The hot Michael Copeland is here.

Go to acopelandproduction.com. Acopelandproduction.com. Right? Singular? Singular. He's a singular guy. Hey, guys. Probably got a big hog.

But unfortunately not single. Everything's wrong with this guy. He's hot. Probably has a giant hog. Yeah. Unfortunately. I don't know. Everything's wrong with this guy. He's hot, probably has a giant hog. See, I'm fortunate. I don't know.

Clayton is here as well. We are joined on the casting couch here at our DZTV Fox Four Studios by one TC Fleming and one Mike Saroy. Hey, hey, hey. Both these guys are here. Hey, fans. The bad boys of local podcasting.

When you want to talk basketball, it's usually a call in. That's right. I saw a construction worker barfing in downtown on my way in. Nice. Pretty much the whole time I was at a red light. Oh, man. I mean, 30, 45 seconds. I saw a construction worker barfing in downtown on my way in. Nice! Pretty much the whole time I was at a red light. Oh man! I mean, 30, 45 seconds. It's not really that hot.

Was he by himself? No, I- Yeah, and he was by himself. I couldn't see anyone around. Maybe he walked down the street, but the rest of the boys didn't think he was a bitch. They are gonna make so much fun of me. I do wonder about the guy that I would see at the gas station in the morning that looks like he's ready for a full day of outside manual labor but he has two butt ices. You wonder? I don't have any questions. Well I wonder about how that doesn't result in vomit every time. Yeah. I can't I could never do that. Built

different. Built way different. You've always you know really held up this workplace the other workplaces you've been in is especially Testosterone charged do you think that you could cut it though at a construction site? I feel like it's the only place I've thought of that. I'm like no yeah, I couldn't handle that no He would last longer than everyone else in this room. They would have made me get a little have to you would odd No, I think just across the board. Nice. I did meet a lot of people who work on painting crews. Oh yeah?

Yeah. Really? Apparently those guys drink. The Bud Ice Brigade. Yeah, he's like, I don't know, just paint the whole side of this thing red. It's like my day. I don't have to be locked in. Any of the guys addicted to huffing like Charlie? No, but there were people that asked about that.

And I think their position was kind of like, listen, if you're huffing, there's probably something else we can focus on. It's not usually an isolated thing. Yeah. You don't stop at huffing or start at huffing? Exactly. Either one.

So here we are, Dan. Here we are, copy link address. What I'm going to do is promote this live stream that we're doing after we're starting it on Twitter. Nice. What do you think of that? What do you think of that marketing idea? Anyway, boom, live streaming now folks yeah so we are live

streaming yes Luca day it's an ad day so you can hear some fantastic commerce an ad-supported day yeah like Fairly's, put me up. Ad day. So you can hear some... Whoa, what is that? Fantastic Converse. Oh, it's like the stream. And that's supported? Okay, we need to figure that out. Make sure we don't...

I just thought you had drops of everything you just had. I did too. That's what I thought he was doing. What a classic. What was he doing there? That's the quickest turnaround ever. He's incredible. What are you doing? Are you playing the stream?

I was. Yeah, when you said it, I was going to go look at it. You're watching YouTube? I was trying to just play audio. Fairly still on your side. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, It's kind of like when I get aggressively criticized for a show I'm watching and I'll always bring up Homelander or let's say, you know. Yeah. Jake has learned how to play with AI.

So here's the problem though. The problem is Dan and I have been talking about this. Like a half chub, he's all excited about it. Dan and I have been talking about this. The problem is I hear all these incredible AI generated pieces of music, and I have tried all of them. I've burned a bunch of money on one month that I canceled.

It's super hard to find ones that will give you a short piece of audio. I don't know why that's such a problem, but it is. Even if you get into the arrangements of them, it's weird. So finding one that would do short pieces of audio and would read my lyrics like Fairleese. They're on your side when no one thinks you have the stuff. So I found one and I spent all day and all night with it.

Can you just have it do a long one and kind of put a fade? No, because it arranges it with a huge intro and then a refrain. It seriously won't learn how to do a jingle until now. And as you might, because now they're- So we've got another couple years left. They're very, very early in the process, as it is a terrible AI generator.

And I'm real excited about it. Man up the game. So, why, the people are asking, why is Saroy here, why is TC here? This doesn't seem normal. What the hell? Why are we here on a Wednesday? This is business Wednesday, bro.

We had a big business phone call this morning. We did. And look, here we are, doing a program. So it's Luca night. Luca's back. Remember this guy? Years ago, the Dallas Mavericks had a player named Luca Doncic.

Oh, he was incredible. This is not Dirk. You would not know, it was after Dirk. Okay. It was crazy. How long did they have to go in between the two? Not at all. It was amazing. Like Dirk handed the baton to Luca.

They were on the same team? They were on the exact same team. Fortuitous. Then Dirk later would famously say, "'He's better than I ever was.' Like, he can't believe how good this kid is. We couldn't believe our luck. Well certainly you gotta respect

and hear out a legend like Dirk, right? For one reason or another, Luca ends up on the Lakers. Who knows why? I know why. Conspiracy? No. Did Adam Silver?

No. No, I read a great article today. Hey, thanks, man. Jake Kemp, D Magazine. Writer, writer, writer. We put a carve out in Jake's contract to make sure he could write for D Magazine. I have to get every single bit approved. Just make sure it's not going gonna be something you would do here.

You could write for the ticket.com. Don't want to take away from this. Oh, you know what? That's a great idea. Anyway. I've been desiring a more functional website. Okay, so you and TC are going to the game. You got choice seats from a listener of our show who has sworn off the Mavs, even for a L the game. You got choice seats from a listener of our show

who has sworn off the Mavs, even for a Luka game. He will never go to another Mavs game. Right? Yes, yeah. He said, you can have these seats. I don't want, it's like dirty money to him. Correct. It's drug money. That's shocking to include the Luka game

in this decree he's made. That's really hatred of a franchise. It's just the pure, I'm out. He's, his name is Jordan, by the way, and he sent me a very long email detailing it. Heck, he offered us tickets to like nine or 10 games. You know, because he's like, you don't wanna.

He said, I'm just not going back. I have no desire to go back. I'll try to sell them for what I can. But these, you know, I'll give them to you. They'll come to a sit-in. And the great news is he doesn't plan on renewing, so if I get tossed for emulating or he doesn't care.

Yeah, that's often the thing when you do borrow someone's Yeah, I mean like season tickets, you have to act kind of cool. Like, we all have a couple friends who work for the Mavericks and they were telling us this morning, really no one's asked for their tickets. Don't want to be acting a fool in those seats. Yeah.

Yeah, but no, this is, I'm never going in there while they own the team unless he's there. So. Man, really? Fuck the Mavs, dude. I have no love for the Mavericks organization whatsoever. Fuck the Mavs. That doesn't, I don't, all my homies hate the Mavs. That hurts so much. If they sell the That doesn't, all my homies ate the Mavs. That hurts so much.

If they sell the team and whatever, then fine. But other than that. Before, he loved them. He used to love them forever. He used to love them. Wasn't that long ago. Now you hate them. As I was looking at this playoffs

that were gearing up to start, I just couldn't, it was blown away by the fact that in games leading up to this, we had a team that felt good I was wondering where in the seating we would end up look at that West I Mean they got clay now. I think a top three seed is with it. I was thinking that this year How the Grizzlies and Nuggets fired their coaches. Before the season you're like, man, this GM might not suck.

He's made some really good moves. Yeah, he has. You know what? And I don't care. Go ahead, you don't have to check with me anymore. Do whatever you want. I trust you now. You've made great move after great move.

That was the day before the Laker trade. They gave me a, you know what, you've earned it. You've got to go ahead. You've earned it. Here's the keys. Yeah. No, that sucks. I mean, the Lakers have played the Thunder the last two games

and looked awesome over the weekend and then looked terrible last night, which really, it was a competitive. No, they look good. Up until Luka got ejected about plus one minute. That was insane. It was insane. It was a bad tech.

It was a bullshit tech. It was clearly a fan, but let's say it wasn't a fan. What are we doing here? What are we, are we doing the ref show? Yes. Is the ref seated fifth now? Where does he fit into the playoff picture? What are we doing?

You know what the president says, just like with NFL refs. You can't even like look my way. They want their wives to see him on TV. Like he knew that that's a second tech. Draymond will go like drape himself all over an official. Clap at him. And if they know he's already got one tech,

like Draymond pushes it. He's daring them to throw him out. Yeah. It was ridiculous. Doesn't this ref know about how the league mandated that the Mavs trade him to LA to make sure that the ratings go up and we need this guy on the floor? Not on this nerd's watch. Anyway.

Well, no, it just made me think, yeah, they fell apart last night. It was super disappointing to watch how bad they got beat down the stretch. But I say all that to say it felt like watching the playoffs. Like, oh shit, it's Luca and Shay and he's dealing with Dort who's all over him. how bad they got beat down the stretch. But I say all that to say it felt like watching the playoffs. Like, oh shit, it's Luca and Shay, and he's dealing with Dort, who's all over him. And it got me so sad, because I'm like, that's the matchup I was supposed to watch

for the next seven, eight years, was Luca against... That was yours a few minutes ago. Why am I blanking on Adidas Minnesota's name? Anthony Edwards? Anthony, yeah, so between Aunt and Shay, it was just supposed to be like, there's these three guys. And now, you know, the guys in Houston obviously are a factor, but it's a bummer.

It's a bummer to watch everyone talk about the Western Conference and how crazy it is. Like your wife, she cheated on you with the neighbor, and now you can see into their room. Yeah, they removed their draperies too. He's drilling her and doing the, you know she's real good at that one thing. And then there she is doing it.

They put up some mirrors in the bedroom that used to be yours. Yeah, put a projector on the side of the house. And you have to watch it. Yeah. Because it's what TNT puts on every Thursday. And. TNT airs your wife.

Yeah, and then they do a halftime talk about it. And what's worse is. You know what, she's really becoming accustomed to this guy's winger. He was putting down some moves that Jake could never. Yeah. Never even try, she is loving this. Yeah, you just have to know, you pair her with,

I mean, you pair her with anyone, it's gonna work. Right, but you get real star power in there, now we're making history. Right here, look at the eye roll. Yeah. Right here. And the unfortunate part about it is that while that's happening next door, it's also the only way I can come.

So I have to sit there and watch it and enjoy it. What's the only way you could see your kids? Because he's over there playing with them. Exactly. Exactly, that's pretty much what it's like. Can I ask you an unrelated question that when you were talking to Nico earlier, do you know how, is there like a NBA,

like how a trade actually works? Because back in the day it was like a phone call, right? And like, all right, agree. And maybe that's still it. But do you think there's like an official NBA portal everything that has to be submitted in and then like literally clicked on, like is the final stroke the click of a mouse?

I believe it is. I believe that, yeah. I know that's how they like vote for MVP and stuff, and I know that's a different deal, but I think it's probably some sort of. Like verbal agreement and then put it into the portal and then triple check I suppose. Do they have to docu-sign?

Yeah, what if you click the wrong player? Yeah. Maybe that's what happened. Or you know like, one of the times. And he's like, blah, click yes, accept. One of the times we were doing some house stuff, they rejected my signatures because I wrote Jake. And that's just what I write.

Not Jacob? Yeah, and so what if like he wrote Nico, I don't know, maybe if his name's Nicholas or something. No, I mean, there's a lot of people. I personally, I don't know that this makes any sense, but I wish Cuban, when notified of it before it broke, would have done something. Like publicly broke it. Tweeted about it.

Yeah. And just lost himself a billion and a half dollars in the remaining value he has in the organization. I wish he would have the organization. I wish you would have done something. To stop it? Like maybe the instant backlash would put pause on it somehow or get someone to... Yeah I think so. I honestly think if this would have leaked a day before it doesn't happen. Yeah. Now five minutes before... They seem to think that. Now yeah. Yeah. It does seem... they basically almost

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You and TC are going to leave at 430. Yeah, like 50 minutes, 40 minutes, I don't know, time. Mm-hmm. It's a flat circle. Doesn't really matter. Hopefully your chili gets here first. A chilly bit? Okay. Me? Um. So, you're gonna, we're gonna still broadcast though. That's our goal. Yeah. A gimbal, like not a wireless, but a gimbal. And you guys are going to, you'll be down at the AAC in the middle of whatever's happening.

Maybe there'll be nothing there. Maybe just tumbleweed. Maybe no one's going to this game. Maybe there'll be nothing there. Maybe just tumbleweed. Maybe no one's going to this game. Maybe it's just you two. I'm hoping we can be out front, right out front in the plaza by, between five and quarter after five. I think that's probably where most people

are gonna be gathering. But I think it's probably gonna be some level of pandemonium all over. Now what I expect to happen based on what some of our friends were telling us, I feel like the Mavs are gonna try to cock block it a little bit and do some sort of celebratory thing out front. We've seen the shots that they got the thank you shirts.

Thank you shirts are a definite attempt at like, please don't everyone just be in Lakers gear. Yeah. How can they do that up front? So I don't know, what was? I heard a rumor that they were going to, this is like someone who talked to somebody who works with the Mavs,

that they were talking about putting some kind of a booth out front where you could go in and record a video message to Luca and that the Mavs were gonna send all the messages to Luca. And they were asking this friend of mine, do you think that's a good idea and he's just gonna watch them each one by one yeah right and my friends like no I don't think this is a good idea like told the Mavs employee I I don't think I don't think the fan I don't think you'll like the messages that the fans are recording

right so I don't know if they're actually doing that. I do know. I heard this from some inside people that they have a Luca tribute video that they will air during player introductions. And from very behind the scenes, there was a lot of back and forth. I don't know if it was Dumont or the new president or, you know, I don't know who was the person sending it back and saying let's revise this a little bit. But in the revisions of the video, they took, there was like too many awesome basketball plays and they replaced those with like Luca at the Children's

Hospital. So they wanted to beef up their like during his video there you will watch it and say this there's an inordinate amount of interesting non-basketball thing. We don't want to get them the fans too hyped up. Yeah because we don't't want the fans to see like all these awesome step back game winning three or whatever. Yeah. No, that's really smart. It's not like they're damned if they do and damned if they don't either way at all because I don't in this day and age have any way to watch highlights of him to get myself fired up. So if I don't see it in there, then. Right. What are you, the owner of the Blackhawks? 35 years ago, you dummies.

It doesn't matter what you put in the video. We're all gonna yell at you either way. No, it's still a little late. They're still in the phase of too little, too late. You know, I think, cause I don't even think there are people that still rock with the Mavs that are like, yeah, fucking love Dumont, man. Everyone hates him.

I do think defense wins championships. Like I see, I see the vision here. Like nobody, no, like an NBA talking head anywhere is like, well I do see the vision though. Unless it's like perk or some idiot that was like, I gotta, I gotta take the other side. It's okay to say that if Kyrie would have been healthy and AD was healthy and Gafford and Lively were relatively healthy, this would be a good team in the West. I still don't think it's a better team than with Luca on it.

Definitely not. But with Luca on it, I think it was the second best team in the conference. But I think those people saying, hey, I think there's still gonna be a competitive, solid, feisty team, that's not like caping for Niko, that's just the fact they have good basketball players. I just hope they lose. It's unfortunate.

Yeah, I don't know. Over here in reality, they're sucking, so I feel pretty confident in my opinion that they suck. Yeah, they had a couple big, big moments, but yeah, it's a gross watch. They don't have a point guard, you know. But I don't know, I don't even know that the game is gonna register to me

beyond what is he doing with the ball and when can I get loud. You know, the fire Nico I feel like is a given. We gotta try to get that in, but my dream that has come to me is if I could get at least like half the crowd at some point, maybe it's right before half or like when we go to half, right before half, second half starts, right before a quarter, I feel like if you could get 10,000 people chanting,

Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty, that would be sick. Will you do what Tiny Dan's dream was and actually stand up and lead the chant? Please, with video. Because when I was a little kid, I thought that guy was the coolest guy in the stadium. Really? And I only dreamed of being hit. Could I one day start the wave? Yeah. No. I hope I can. Well, now that you grow up and you're like, that guy is the biggest. You don't like that guy at all. I do not wanna be that guy. But as a kid, it's one of those things where I thought.

Growing up is hard. Most of life really is just like figuring out the people you thought got pussy don't, the people you didn't do. Oh yeah. That's pretty much all it is. Now when you were told by- He drives a Lamborghini and he doesn't fuck?

Or teachers, like no, see that nerd in the honors class? Yeah, he'll be your fuck. That's the guy who's going to have the hot wife and then the big house, and you're like, eh, whatever. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Any chance you try to start one up? The epicenter of a chant?

I'll feel it out. Really? Yeah, but I mean, he's with me. You think pre-rehab it'd have been a better chance? I think there would have been a 100% chance. It would have been 100% chance. Have you talked to your sponsor about a one-day suspension? I don't have a sponsor.

Well, who's going to give you the green light to drink tonight? Just a one-off ticket. Not doing that. I mean, hell, this is how I knew Saroy was effed up last week at the show. I went up to him and I was like, hey, get me Athletic makes an IPA. Now, I just assume he knows

that Athletic is a non-alcoholic beer. I don't. But if I were trying to get some booze in me, that's definitely not how I'd do it. Like, I'm an alcoholic, dude. You don't think I would've been hiding that shit or something? Hey, give me a beer.

He said, hey, grab me an athletic IPA. And I'm supposed to just know which brands are. What did you say? I go, fuck no. He put his hand on my shoulder, looked me dead in the eye and he goes, fuck no dude, it ain't happening. Exactly. Bad bitch alert.

Bad bitch alert. Bad bitch alert. The random. Exactly, I am the highest number one candidate! You are Mr. Enabler! He took it super seriously. Enabling is my passion! The random listener that was with us was like, nah dude, it's not alcoholic.

And he's like, alright, okay. And I was hammered. And I was like, that's amazing! You passed the ultimate test. I was like scared. He looked at me and he was like, fuck no, dude! I'm like, yeah, yeah, bro. It's okay. I did think there was a chance he was testing me too.

You know, like that was level two of it. He seriously looked you in the eye like a good friend. I swear to God, dude. I head whipped him, yeah. He head whipped me hard. Fuck no. And I was like, whoa, hey. And in my head, I'm kinda like, look, dude,

like you don't wanna be that guy. I'm not, I will not be that guy. And I respect, I know that. A little part of me is like, you know what? Do whatever the fuck you I'm not I will not be that guy and I respect I know that a little part of he's like You know what do whatever the fuck you want like if someone else is that guy I am you'll join them well No, I don't know about I don't know If I looked over stop with he's not gonna get involved in stopping it in a third party, you know Yeah, but in this situation it was nice

I went to a concert with him and I was briefly terrified like not anything he did did, but just the idea of like, do I knock it out of his hand? Like, it felt like there's power resting on my shoulders. And you're not that guy. No, not usually. That's what I felt like. Just when this all first happened. I'm like, well, I'm not the guy that stops people from having a good time. I want to be a part, I want you to tell me

that your wife is being a bitch and that you can do any, dude, you know what, she is. You're right, you should be able, you can handle your whatever, you know, like I'm that guy. You come over to my house, but yeah. I don't know if it was on or off air we talked and I was like I know like Kristen for instance is some small part of her head was thinking all right, we're always on this trip to San Antonio and Houston like this is a high risk

situation. Not a small part in her head. The DEF CON, the DEF CON change, she heard the traveling party. Yeah the Al-Anon group had to hear about that that week. No doubt So there's this guy Yeah, when she heard he's with Dan, she's oh good Eight o'clock bet they'll be eating dinner at five. It'll be great. Yeah, right. That's for us jumping in I think Quite the opposite warrior on the wall fighting for justice and Jake. Well the good thing about Saroy is he'll just drink all the alcohol around.

Everyone in the whole bar. No, I know. It's fairly accurate. You were petting a bottle of Tito's in front of us, like kind of caressing it. a bottle of Tito's in front of us. Like kind of caressing it. I did buy a bottle of Tito's for the trip, for a home drink. They're friends of ours. I love it, it's all I drink. I don't say vodka. I say Tito's. That's what the word is to me.

It was like Elf on the Shelf at the Airbnb. Yeah, that's what Jake said. Because after I think the beer thing, I was patting myself in the back for whatever, and Jake's like, well, also you don't have to leave the giant Tito's bottle pleasantly backlit in the kitchen. It's amazing. I wake up, I'm first seeing him.

There it is. Yeah. Like the sun goes through the window and then through the glass. Before you guys head down there, what do you want to get accomplished? Because we should probably try to accomplish something. We could do some viewer mail. How are you getting down there, what do you want to get accomplished? Because we should probably try to accomplish something. We could do some viewer mail.

How are you getting down there? We're gonna go out and take the old dart. You are? Yeah. You have a schedule or does it just come? Yeah, I kind of leave it to my transit guy here. Yeah, the downtown you'll be catching both the green and orange over there,

so it'll come pretty quickly. We're going to the liveliest stop in the whole system, so I'm excited about that. And the hope is it will just be on for all that. Oh really? Okay. Are you a big dart guy? I love the dart. Okay. Do you have like a season pass? It exists but unless you're on it every day it doesn't make sense. Okay I didn't know. Also they have a cool program where if you do pass the threshold for that month they won't charge you anymore. So if you just bought $40 worth of tickets they're not gonna charge you for your 41st. There you go Sports Mayor. Buy 40. I bought or I rode the dart for one week. Did you like it?

Were you wearing a Batman costume? I was wearing a Batman outfit. Only a superhero could do that. Did we ride that for a week? Yeah. Yeah, we did. Awesome. Jake was dressed as Robin. I know. Both your ill-fitting costumes.

Yeah. That was an interesting dynamic, you know, because on one hand, it is what it is. It's a commuter train. And so people are a little blown away by it. But there are a lot of people on Dart who think they're superheroes. So if you just get on Dress as One,

some of them are just like, ha ha! Wasn't that bad. Damn. You met me, Mr. Batman. And so we're like, all right, shit, I guess we're on this guy's team now. There were multiple people on the train. They were like, yeah, more superheroes.

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Several buddies. Oh, you could put a bunch of people in this? Yeah. We could get Saroy in this because he loves to do some walking. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's all a ringer though. I don't want him in there.

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Fitness packed, you know you wanna live your dreams and only you can fly that high. Here's Jay with a dumb song. Right in the middle of the room. Only you can fly that high? That was a way. Do you write the lyrics or they just kind of you wrote that? That's what I wanted to see.

Who wrote that? I want to take you to come up with that. You can. You wanna live your dreams And only you can fly that high So you could tell he wrote the lyrics cause like he's laughing uncontrolled. Like, God, whoever wrote this man was killing it. How'd they come up with this?

Only you can fly this high. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This area, O-Town, Overton Park Drive. Now, the reason I'm doing this story is I watched the coverage of it. I watched an NBC5 news package about it. There are two things I find funny. Well, let's make it three. One, when they have to do the deal on news stories where they need to interview a police officer, just anyone from Fort Worth PD, for example,

to talk about the story, and they just kind of go meet in a parking lot. I like that shot. Because it's like, they could just do it on Zoom. No. Like, I want to meet you in the field. That's the first thing. The second thing is.

Not going to go to headquarters either, though. Yeah, and it would feel weird. Neutral site, from my sources. There were two women walking Monday morning at 6 a.m. They were robbed at gunpoint, and in the description they give, and I'm just asking questions, they were approached by the suspect, which they described as a six-foot tall male.

He had a face mask, and he actually had a weapon on him. So, my question is, is it because of the face mask or is like quote unquote woke a thing to the point where we no longer mention the race of an assailant? Because it feels important. Why is that, Jake? For identification purposes. This guy's on the lam.

They're looking for him? I'm sorry. I was just dreaming. Do you think you could tell someone's race if they were wearing a face mask? That's why I'm asking. I think you could. I think you could, but it certainly makes it harder if it's quick, right?

Now it was dark, it was 6 a.m., but I saw a guy I thought was trying to rob a store last week that Dane and I were in, and he had one of like the skull pretty big Portion of the face covering skull mask and I could still tell his race Yeah, so like I think you probably can can see his hand. What's your old claim you could tell? Well, it's like the race people by the silhouette or something really no no no

The African black guy right the basic thing was You were to show me. Which continent they were born on. If you were to show me a series, like 10 black guys of the same age. Is that me? Sorry. It's like. And now it's time for the new open for if you

could show me 10 black guys. But I think if you should be like like 10 or 40 year old dudes I can tell you if five of them were born in America and five of them were born in Africa I think I could tell you which ones five or five you clean sweep five percent at least I think so all right maybe they're randomly chosen if someone was trying to trip you up I feel like they'd get you in a blender easy. Which is what Mike did the one time we did Gatorade and he had like lemon and lemonade. He was like, this guy doesn't know anything!

He missed lemon lot like the original Gatorade flavor. Did you also have another lemon? No! There was no tricks! He's making shit up. It was lemon, lime, orange, red, and then like blue. Okay, so... He missed the original. So the other thing they do when they go out to do these stories is, you know, they weren't there

when the crime occurred. But since they're out there now where the crime occurred, they will talk to people who are there now and be like, did you hear about the crime? You know what I mean? No. That's a basic part of reporting. Because even if they didn't hear about the crime before, now they have.

And now you can ask them questions about it. Oh wow, yeah, that sounds scary. Horrible. And so I'm listening to the end of this news story and they did that. They found a comment from an older woman. You tell me if this older woman does a little victim blaming for the two women who were running in the morning. Most of the neighbors we spoke to women who were running in the morning. Most of the neighbors we spoke to say they were unaware of the incident. That is just awful. I can't imagine it. This seems like a very safe place with houses all around and I've never felt unsafe.

Police ask those using city trails to always carry their phone, travel in pairs, and stay aware of their surroundings, especially when it's dark outside. I'm not going to walk that early when it's still dark. Alicia Barrera, NBC5. She's like a little early for walking. I mean, yeah, I'm a lady. Yeah. So you gotta be smart about it.

Common sense here. I just want to make sure? You gotta be smart about it. A little common sense here. Just want to make sure she got that in there. That is an interesting thing to do. We didn't walk around Mobile, Alabama and find people who had never heard of the leprechaun and then say, well, let me tell you about the leprechaun and now you give me your comment about what you think of. We actually found people, but it did help

every single person. Yeah. It was a tight-knit community. But a big story. The point is, to take comments from somebody who doesn't know anything about the community. It's kind of like having Lance Armstrong's mama. Like I'm just telling you right now, yeah. Her intro line was, most of the community wasn't aware this happened. Right. Like, all right how would they so it was easy for us to find someone who didn't conjuring up memories of one of my favorite shield episodes ever were Walton Goggins as children Vendrell plays Cletus Van Dam the cock fighter there was a cock fighting bust out in Weatherford nine people arrested over a hundred live cocks seized what do they do with them

once they seize them kebab I think mm-hmm I'd say let them fight like do they end up just killing them yeah I'm sure which if they do so what if we kill them by putting some raises on the feet of some other roosters and then gamble on it put them in yeah I mean you know yeah the pick which one we and you know what I like you know they're smoking all those seized drugs here's the thing thing here's the thing. We take bets, wagers on the cock fights. Proceeds go to education. There you go.

Oosh. The lottery already fixed education once. Why not fix it again? So there's a high guy. With a little razor blade. A high guy is like, you know they just smoke on them drugs that they take. I actually know at least in McConnellsville, Ohio, a small town where I lived between Marietta

and Zanesville. I lived there for a year, sold advertising, and also covered everything for the station I worked for. So I was like the news guy. And once I had to go to a drug, whatever they call it, when they had a big barrel like the news guy and once I had to go to a drug whatever they call it when they they had a big barrel like the hobo barrel the hobo barrel where you know the guys in Rocky are singing around it and there's a fire in there anyway they had a fire in this barrel and they had a clipboard and it would read off all right this is a one quarter ounce of

marijuana from April whatever 1994 and they would they held it up and they you couldn't run over there with a sawed-off two-liter and there was there was I would have been above that a hot air balloon because there was a reporter from the local paper there as well. Of course. They wanted to show, they invited the local media to document the fact. How close did they let you get? I was right by it all. I mean, in theory, I was hoping to get a secondhand smoke, yeah. Yeah, relax.

But cocaine, heroin, like they were just burning everything. Now, they might have just been burning enough to show the media that they're doing it, and now they go back to their house and have the real party. Well, I mean, in the case of, again, to reference a SHIELD, like the strike team, they weren't going back to their house to have a party. They were selling it. I mean, they were just actively selling drugs and then using them to plant them on people. Also, there's six of us in this room, and only one 30 years ago saw some cops burn them.

It seems to me that there's a lot of drugs. I don't know. We haven't seen them burn. I know the evidence lockers are just stacked in like every major municipality. So that's part of it. There he is, pot belly, pot belly. Oh!

The great John Kukla. I just said, will you bring in our food when you bring the thumbs? Fantastic, yeah. Thanks man. It's all coming up dumb zone today. Thank you! Bye Kukla. We never got food delivered here before, didn't know if it would work. Do you remember on Nickelodeon, they would, I guess anywhere would have this, the shopping spree?

Like if you write in, you win the shopping spree? Oh yeah. Is the adult version of that just running through an evidence locker? Boy, that's a great bid. Yeah. I would love five minutes. Two minutes. Supermarket sweep?

Oh my god. Or they put, that'd be great, but it would be super great if they could do it, and if they could get the little G-baggies, well, and seal them, and get you in one of those things where they... Don't use your shirt! He's using his shirt! and seal them and get you in one of those things where they... Oh, you're down. Oh, yeah, okay. Don't use your shirt, he's using his shirt. Just the MDMA. Couple on the way.

That'd be fun, yes. Evidence Locker, supermarket sweeps amazing. Where's Dave Ruprecht at? That's a great callback. Yeah, anyways, it was a cockfight. 96 live roosters, 50 razor sharp slashers. 96? That's a lot. Yeah, which are the one, that's the blade they attach to the leg.

They really do that. They all have that? Yeah. Well... I don't know. Yeah, it said there were 100 roosters, 50 slashers. They probably just take them on and off there. How many fights are you doing in a night? That's a great question. How long does a real war last? I would like to anonymously, well I won't be anonymous, but you will if you've been part of one of these things. Give us the info.

Or the invite. We could have them on the couch, but we'll do the thing where we pixelate their body and then make their voice real funny. Gangland style. Wouldn't that be great? But we'll do the thing where they, we pixelate their body and then make their voice real funny. Gangland style. Wouldn't that be great? Yeah, it'd be great, but I'm serious. I will go.

I don't know what the charge is, but I know it can't be that bad. Can you pixelate TC right now? If I'm just David. Like would you know TC anyway, even if you just pixelated? Why, it's a big blob. Hawaiian. Hawaiian blob. They were charging 40 bucks ahead for spectator fees.

So if you know something about this. 40 ahead. Holler at your boy. A bargain at half, at twice the price. I wonder how the betting works. Is it just like, you know, movie and fistful of money and yelling and I never know. Yeah do they not get a cut of the betting is that why? Yeah. That would be illegal. No big. Can't take a cut. Wouldn't you love to be in a betting situation where it was just the guy holding the money in his hand screaming.

And then some guys just take that money. Is it all like the honor system at the end? Exactly. Like how do we know who bet what? Like in kickboxer or any of those. That sounds fun. The only way to hell is for one of us to go. They used to let men be men in this country. I know. You'd really go?

Dude, 100%. 100%. I think you probably would not enjoy it. Well, I don't know. I think it probably would not enjoy it. But I mean, well, I don't know. I mean, I think it would be interesting. But I liked, I was like going to like really trashy rural flea markets. And that's kind of the same vibe.

Yeah. Clayton, you know anything about this? It's his game. His family game. What about Pitbull Fight? You wouldn't do that, would you? No. Those dogs are cute as shit. I just don't, I don't know. And I don't even know the distinction. What about pit bull fight? You wouldn't do that, would you? No. His dogs are cute as shit.

I just don't, I don't know. Birds. And I don't even know. What about a poodle fight? Who loves birds? Nobody really. No. What if we put razors on the poodles' heads?

Let them go at each other. Doodles. I don't think I'm in. Does your brother ever have his dogs fight? No, no, he doesn't. We have this head gear and there's padded gloves. It's very safe. His brother has, Cash Saroy has the, it's genetically engineered to be the world's greatest dog. Yep. And it goes to the bathroom in a litter box.

Yeah, upstairs. I just want the world to know that while it's incredible, I do not have cash saroi money Fully, I have the cat version of that. I want you to know I Have the most special cat of them all yeah, I I feel somewhat conflicted about the cat. I didn't ask But whatever like kind of the big thing is is they will not Attack the child when the child insists on, like, throwing it across the room. But you look in its eyes, you cannot breathe them to enjoy it. Yeah. The cat looks like it's having a tough time.

So it's like, you, we got one that you can torture. So it's like a sub. A little subcat. Maybe. I think it's enjoying its life. Walmart drone delivery service now available in Mesquite. The land of the future. That's right. Autonomous drone delivery, expanding in Mesquite.

Eight pounds of groceries is your max. And it's if you live within two hours of this mesquite Walmart, which is apparently a pretty popular one No way You're rude We've seen this done before And have you ever seen it? No, but Matt our driver buddy Said that they fly like there's a route or root over his house

that he sees him very regularly. We might have been not too far from there at the listeners house we saw this done. They did a bottle of water to just show. Oh really? And it did? How did it, did it just front yard? No, backyard, there was a specific dedicated location.

Like this backyard had a pool and then like a, you know, not really a big yard, but an area of grass. And it flew overhead and it just kind of lowered to a certain point and then it had basically a parachute on it and it just dropped it. Holy shit. From probably like 20 feet up maybe. And you get to keep the parachute?

Yeah, I guess. That's for you. Yeah, it's a little contraption. Oh man. It's worth more than a bottle of water. It was guess. That's for you. Yeah, it's a little contraption. Oh, man. It's worth more than a bottle of water. It was great. That's really cool. It was so awesome.

So, did you order it when your show started, like, within the... He might have ordered it, like, the... It was, like, half an hour. Yeah, it came right away. Yeah. Cold. It's fantastic. The weird...

And it was weird, too. Cold? Cold. It might be... It's hard to explain, but it came in from like the wide side of the yard. So I guess what I'm saying is like it flew into what is their property and it didn't just drop it right there. Like it flew around their pool over to this exact point on the grass in the yard. So it's not just gonna like, it's not like Amazon is getting now where they just like throw your shit at your house.

It actually picks a place where it's going to be safe to drop it. It's not like Amazon is getting now, where they just throw your shit at your house. It actually picks a place where it's going to be safe to drop it. It's why. Amazing. That's nice. You think it's all automated? Or is there a pre? Could I get a job as one of our accepting applications?

Awesome. I'm nice on those sticks. I can show them. I bet they have a little, seriously, a little aircraft control of some human mind. Yeah. Monitoring everything. Like there's a human back there doing those vehicles, right?

What's that called? Turo? Not Turo. We, we, we, we work? Waymo? I don't think the Waymo has. Waymo. I don't think Waymo has a guy.

No, I don't think so either. I think there's a guy back at, they said there's a guy back at mission control. For watching every one of them? For every car? He's got access to all of them, yeah. Yeah, but. If needed.

That's different. There's not one guy per car, no. Okay. And I'm saying the same thing for the drone. There's probably one guy he's in charge of 10 drones. Right, right, right. Yeah. Would you watch porn on your phone in a way mode?

This is a question I was asking myself. No, I would think everything's being recorded in there. It definitely is, but like is it gonna, it's not gonna catch like over your shoulder. Right. Because like you wouldn't in an Uber. Definitely not. Is it illegal? I don't know if it's illegal or not, but no, I mean I've done a lot of Ubers and I've never known a passenger to watch porn in the car. Anyone ever had sex in your car? No, no, not even gotten that close. No making out?

No, but you wouldn't know if it was a hand. That's true. You definitely wouldn't know. But it's a pretty small minority of rides that's even two passengers, let alone a male and a female. So I definitely wouldn't watch porn in an Uber. But whenever you find out there's no one else in the Waymo Like you're like, okay. Well that sounds cool. I could probably do more than I could in an uber

If you've ever had a bad me camera in a rideshare driverless or otherwise would not be hit me up Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I know you wouldn't, but I know guys who've hit on a long road trip with the car moving have gone that route. Can you vape it up in a driverless? Like no, cause you know if you're in an Uber and you wanna hit the vape, it's always kinda weird. Yeah, you gotta hide it a little bit. I don't know, it's a good question.

I mean, they're definitely recording you, but how stringent are they? There's no way they're stringent There'd be the funniest notice to get ever. Um, we've reviewed your account. Mm-hmm You were faking in a way mo get a cleanup charge. Yeah Disgusting all right, Dan, there's your news Right the dumb zone news like and subscribe Hmm, right? The Dumb Zone News. Like and subscribe.

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But I've gotten a lot of people saying that they love it too. All right, cool. Early bird CBD.com. Promo code done so you might fail a jaw test. It's just saying all the things you just said. I don't know they wanted that in the jingle. That is not great lyrics.

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We talked yesterday about the dire wolf and Colossal, the science company that's trying to breed this dire wolf, not breed, but basically create, de-extinct this dire wolf. It's a Dallas based company, and I heard from a guy who worked with some of the people there. There's one guy in particular, the CEO or COO, I'm not sure, but he was on Rogan.

He did a Time Magazine interview for their cover story, and somebody said, I worked with their CEO for a bit, and I can tell you, he is the tech-bro-est guy who ever existed. His entire purpose of living is to get media attention, so I'm sure he's living it up this week. Not on record, but I can assume, I can assure you that guy is 99% BS and the other 1% is dedicated

to snowing people over for cash. There's a pretty common response out there of like, yeah, this is cool, but it's not anything all that special. They just got the Game of Thrones guy to invest and made a big ass wolf that used to exist. And they're like, we could change the world with this. But this is not leading to the woolly mammoth? I mean, I guess it could eventually.

Really, your goal? And then what do you get? Dinosaurs, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I thought your goal was. For sure. Yeah, I guess so. Maybe just tell me big elephant with hair. Like, is my life gonna be better?

No, well, so we've talked about this before. There was some sort of bit where they think if they had enough of them, it would help climate change. The whole like permafrost thing. Yeah, sure they do. They kill all the bees. If I was trying to raise funding, I'd say this too. Yeah, what if they killed the bees?

Yeah, that would happen. Yeah, they're going to kill the bees. They might already have. There's going to be an unintended consequence here. Then we're going to have to make mechanical bees. But then those are going to end up killing people to make bad tweets. Yeah We've seen it before

time and time again, yeah That's one of my top three black mirrors. I believe the bees it's so good. Yeah You're not a black mirror guy, right just really makes you know I watched it probably the first two seasons in full and the Christmas special or whatever it was, but I just can't do it anymore I'm so excited. I've been rewatching ran into it anymore. We got a new coming, right? Yeah season like soon but a new season means like four episodes I'm excited for the four it takes two years to get them and one's a follow-up to the Enterprise one the USS. Ah the calypso. it is that's got Todd breaking bad in it yeah

there was someone some big actor they got to do like a whole episode I don't remember who it was so this is I retract my story so yeah one of you would be like, oh yeah, I saw John Lovitz was so big at you. That was the worst. They got Lovitz? And wait, you're saying John Lovitz would be the level of... No, that's the joke. When you said some, I went to De Niro or...

Right, yeah. And you're like, no. God. They did have Miley Cyrus. I mean, she's bigger than John Lovitz I would think. Maybe not in your brain. I'm frantically searching for... Black Mirror, big star.

Lovitz and above. Lovitz question mark. Lovitz level. The classic Lovitz line. Calm down, I got it. Paul Giamatti. Hey, there he is guess aren't you excited from an artsy standpoint? I guess okay from 100 yards away You might not be able to tell this to a party. Okay, so I got another one for you here real quick

This from Justin. This is a This is a rare case spin that I don't think I knew anything about Now I'd heard before that there was a period of time, maybe not quite Travolta level, but a period of time where Rob Lowe kinda went away. But I didn't ever really know what it was about. I just assumed it was like Coke. Like he just became too wild

cause he was like a hot Hollywood boy and he was in what, Young Guns or something? I think the word young is involved in his Kemp spin. Yeah. But he's in Less Than Zero, right? Wasn't that? Oh, now that's Downey. Right. Yeah. It wasn't in Young Guns either. What movie am I thinking of? But anyways,

Hillmost Fire. I was not aware that a bit of controversy came his way when he was 24 in 1988. Mm-hmm. He was caught on videotape, I guess he or they filmed it, with two women having sex. One of them was 22. The other one was 16. Now this triest. Okay here in Texas. Occurred at the 1988 Democratic National Convention. Definitely the best part. For Michael Dukakis. Who had any idea? I never knew that.

The age of consent in Georgia at the time, Dan. There's no way it was over 16. It was 14. Georgine. Okay. It was raised to 16 in 1995. Too late. But the fly in the ointment there is the recording, which you have to be 18 to do.

Technology. I know. So I didn't know that. I mean, 16, I don't know, 24, 16, that's... Because you got out, right? The tape, yeah. Somebody had it. Which, you can't just publish it or show it,

but it was circulating somehow, right? Yeah. I didn't know that yeah Rob Lowe What year 88 88 he was 24? There was no internet then was there? Like if you were somewhere a hot 24 year old actor What like you're like I know what I'm gonna do cool this weekend go to the DNC Mm-hmm. Well, he saidukakis in the tank pulling up.

I mean, yeah, place to see and be seen. You can get a little FaceTime with Geraldine Ferraro. Worse than anyone? Or was it Mondale? It was bad. Lost every state but their own. It was the one before. Reagan's big victory was 84

Yeah wonder that was my order Rob Lowe and his girl on Dale was a caucus was against Bush yeah old Bush and Was that Ross Perot or no Admiral Stockdale? I just remember a Dana Carver Ross Perot was in with Clinton Okay, right Because it was Bush Clinton and Ross Perot was in with Clinton. Okay. Right? Because it was Bush, Clinton, and Ross Perot. Mondale, I think, was 84. And is he Minnesota and he lost every state but his own or maybe even his own? No, I think every state but his own. Anyways. Well, watch the floor.

Oh yeah, what was the story that you just did? Rob Lowe might have raped somebody one time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Might have. No, we're not doing stories now. That was an email. Yeah, so you can do one if you want, because I think we gotta go. Oh, you gotta go? Well, then we can break. So what we want to do is we're going to try and... They're going. They're going. You're going.

No, we're going to try're going. You're going. No, we're gonna try and start... So we're doing a Gimbal broadcast. I definitely thought that was a sex thing until like six months ago. Gimbal? Yeah, it sounds gimp. It sounds... I don't know.

Gimbal? Gimbal. Right. So what we want to do though is fire it up now. Like TC, fire it up now. He just whipped it out. Look at that thing. These are amazing.

You ever hold one of these, Jake? No. So what does this do? It keeps it. Gyro something, watch this thing lock in. Is this for selfies? Yeah, so you can get good selfies. You just move wherever you want, that's the thing.

And it stays level? Look at that, look, look. Okay, so. He's left. And it stays level. Look at that. Look, look. He went right. He's left. We'd like to get this up and flying and then during the break, if we could do it,

we'll just watch you on live stream, go to the dart and all that kind of stuff. We'll go ahead and start eating our sandwiches. Hell yeah, man. But before you go, shouldn't we do one more live spot? I don't see why not. I don't see why not. Hell yeah, man. But before you go, shouldn't we do one more live spot? I don't see why not.

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Don't pop it! Every night, every weeknight at 9 o'clock. We are in our DZTV studios right now. I am Dan McDowell along with Mike Saroy. Hey Dan. Hey everybody. And we see live on remote walking through downtown Dallas right now. Let's see if we can get a little audio with Jake. We are watching Jake. This is a gimbal. Yes. We are not hearing Jake at all.

But we are seeing him. That's our train too, but there's no hustle in his step. No, he's on his way to the the dart station. Destination American Airlines Center, the plaza in front to get the word on the street, man. Him and TC. There. Take. Yeah. Oh, I and TC. Jake. There. Jake. Yeah.

Oh, I hear TC. Oh, look. There's the burst. About two minutes. OK. OK. We are certainly not hearing Jake. But we are hearing TC.

Are you reading us, TC? I'm reading Jake. Yeah, yeah, I'm hearing you guys. OK. OK. Is Jake's mic on is what's being asked. Oh, you're very... Every time I'm on the phone, I hear him on the phone. You're on the Zoom call?

OK. Yeah. Well, maybe you could just tell us every after he says something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there he is. You guys got me? Yeah, I got you now. Sounds good.

Yeah, I didn't change anything. So, cool. Do some train surfing. Don't buy a ticket, dude. Get on top of that thing. For Luca. Yeah, do it for Luca, bro. I don't know, that's going to work.

There is a... Get on before they all get off. Okay, so you're getting on a bus. I was under the impression that you were getting on a bus. I was under the impression that you were getting on a bus. I was under the impression that you were getting on a bus. I was under the impression that you were getting on a bus. I was under the impression that you were getting on a bro. I don't know, that's gonna work. There is a... Get on before they all get off. Okay, so you're getting on a bus. There is a man who protects and serves right here, so...

Oh, he is wearing gloves, too. Yeah. He is high. There's no policy against chili, I don't think. So Jake has a cup of chili on the train. So it's not the train, we're riding a bus. I thought we were on a train. Oh, he's just drinking the chili.

Look at this guy, that cop is gonna tackle him. He doesn't even use a spoon. I hope that cop does the White Lotus, slap the pina colada out of his hand with that chili. Spoiler alert. And everyone lives. I have not seen. Yeah, the cops are staying free. They can't stop us. and everyone lives I have not seen they're on the move look how fast they're

going they're over 100 miles an hour right now is it a bus or a train? Okay yeah that's right yeah so head down to Victory Plaza. See what the scene is out in front of the AC. It's a nice earlier start tonight, 630. I imagine by five o'clock, by 530 for sure. Chaos will reign. Honestly, I think so. I don't like that you're facing opposite of the direction the train's going.

Is there another seat you can choose? Well, I mean, it's all the seats are facing this way. Maybe a different car. Maybe a different train car has a different direction. It's just kind of weird. OK, that's not a bus. That is a train. What am I thinking? Look at him go. Any other Mavs fans on the train, Luka fans, anyone else?

I saw people on your walkover seem to acknowledge the jersey. Have something to say. It's a jersey people ask you about. Mm-hmm. For sure. It feels great, dude. This is about as confident as I've ever been as a person. It feels great. I wonder when the ace, when the Plaza will start to fill up. I wonder if there's gonna to be anybody over there now. What is your feeling for how it's going to be in the building? I guess I don't really know, you know, because you have your regular contingent of Laker fans at any Mavericks game, right? So whatever that is, 25% or something. And then I think

there's at least a good amount of people in my camp, 25% or so, that are just like, they're only here to watch the Mavs get cooked by Luka. So I think at least half of the stadium is like decidedly anti-Mavs, and then I think the other half, probably at least half those people aren't really like thrilled with the MAVs right now and the rest are just beaten down. So I don't know that there's really anybody who's against the idea of chanting fire Nico.

Like who are these people that are gonna be like, no. Is there any way? No, my luck. Clayton, let me ask you this. Can we, if we mute TC while Jake's talking, does that eliminate some of the back? Yeah.

It might help. Okay, sorry guys. It might help if you stick your head out the window like Jason Garrett on that train. Let's try that. Yeah. We are pulling up to our stop right now. Yeah, I think we're just hearing you a little bit twice there. One more stop. Oh no, yeah, we're gonna, yeah.

You're crossing the AC already? They have arrived. Yeah, I didn't even finish my chili. Dude. No. That's a half chili ride. Hold on. All right well it'll just be interesting to see if there's any people out there. Where the hell is... oh he's pounding the remainder of his chili. Look at him. Look at him go folks. Chug, chug,ug chug didn't even swallow it the fast-eating Continues this even this could be an opportunity. Let me give out a couple of viewer mail birthdays for today We can mark this Michael is the place we did viewer mail birthdays Yeah, like oh there it is there's the American Airlines Center. You can see it. There's nobody out

there. What direction? Oh, that's on the train side. I see. What is today? It's April 9th? Okay. So I got the right one. Luca Day. Dan is the city of Dallas. I have Hello Mr. Dan. It is my 42nd birthday and Luca is playing against the Mavs, but I will not be watching. What a sad birthday. I don't know that you caught this, but during the Christmas holidays, Jasmine claimed that Dak's injury wasn't that serious because he was able to get his wife pregnant. Were you on with Jasmine when she said such a thing? I love that take.

Can Jake please retell the story of him having to break the news to the daughter of the lady who stayed at his Airbnb that she had to leave from Z? I don't know that this is the day for that, Z. It's a long story. Hey, I think we got a God guy out here. Oh, nice. A preacher? Yeah, I mean, I'd love to make fun of it.

I'd love to make fun of the guy, but I'm here literally in full service of idolatry. So it'd be a bit rich for me to be like, what is this sort of weirdo stuff does this guy believe in? Like I'm here to worship a human who bounces a ball. Boy, he's one of the three or four best humans at bouncing the ball though. He's wearing a Lakers jersey too. A Laker Romo.

Which, in fact, is because of the natural state of humanity, because of the curse of men, He's a curse of men. Curse of men? Wait, what did we do? Let's see the back of the jersey. The back of the jersey. Very young preacher. And he lived a perfect, rightness standard. He's talking about Nick Van Exel right now. But he's wearing a Lakers, but it's not a Lucra. The Lakers Van Exel. I also have deer purveyor ofin. How loud is that guy?

Like is he walking with DC? What's he doing? Oh, or. Okay, I can't hear him. Dear Purveyor of Protein from the Scrotin. I'd like to wish myself happy 44th birthday, but also a PSA as I sit at the optometrist for my first set of eyeglasses Releasing the evil apparently will make you blind eventually You're not supposed to get it in there

Also he has a bad beat He was walked in on by my college girlfriend when I thought she was in the shower, but she had internet computer Hey guys, that's Derek Kretschmer yeah I have a guest I'd like you to meet real quick oh excuse me sir it's not Bob it's not Bob cuz he's a friend fake Bob Holy shit! Pat's still alive? How are you, dude? What's up, my dream brother?

There you go, bum a cigarette. Cheers! Tell him sorry about- or no! Congrats on beating the Rangers, he loves the Cubs. Yeah, no. No, chase him. See what kind of car he has. You don't want to know that. Remind him no vaping in the building.

That email was like, just for him. know that remind him no vaping in the building though. Yeah, that email that email was like just for him So that was fake Bob. He is the production guy at the ticket and He got married at Wrigley. He got married at Wrigley loves Halloween loves vaping loves Notre Dame Loves Notre Dame loves Halloween. He fucking loves snacks too great voice he'd go in there and it would just be like he wiped out a 7-eleven I mean seriously big snack guy okay now we've got music out here huge crowd in his front of the a pre 5 p.m. and that people are just going into the arena though they're they're trying to get in two hours early yeah but that's what I'm saying that's insane amount so a good friend Landry is Landry from the

internet Dan are you in there by yourself that's super super cool what's Landry from the internet I have no idea there's our good he's a good friend of ours he works for washed Oh check the hovel. Oh, okay wave in the hovel if they're in there just a little way From the ticket they're on right now, are they did they wave did they wave back? Yeah, they did they did wave the back ticket chicks, yeah We need dumb shit. What's going on right here? What do you think this is? Dumb chicks. Yeah.

What's the uh. This is uh Jake Kemp with DZTV on My27. Who are you with? Hey, it's Peyton Yeager from Fox4 guys. Tell her we're at Fox4 right now. She gave me the, she does not know we do our show there. Oh there's Luis. There is our good friend Luis from Blondes versus Burnettes. Oh yeah. This guy

hates Alzheimer's. One of the 40 coaches. Peyton Yeager did not look like she's like into talking to you. She doesn't there's no chance she knows we do the show there. Did she say she was about to go live is that what she said? I think she does. Yeah. Tell her we know Steve Nelviello. No, that door right there just closed boys. It was good while it lasted. Peyton Yoder knows how to shut down a dude. Yeah, no comment. This is a bit weird because what are we what's it 515 right now or something now five on the nose Okay, there are a lot of people out here for a normal, you know weeknight game, but

There are people who's just going in Yeah, give it a little time did they just open the door I don't know what time they open the door hour and a half before seems about right I feel like that size of a crowd doesn't usually go in an hour and a half before a game. Yeah No, not even close I didn't close I should move around a little bit and see if there's another area where people are Lot of lot of Lakers Luca shirts though. I just I just saw my good friends from round ball talk. Oh, really? Hey, these are the two guys that made the magic

of round ball talk and they're awesome at what they do. They're awesome at it. They fired me. Hey, here's a internationally known reporter, Saad Youssef. Oh, he's not allowed to talk. From the ticket in the athletic. He's not allowed to talk to you. He might not be allowed to talk.

No. Oh yeah, yeah. What's up? There's a you. He's probably not. He might not be allowed to talk now. So there's a flare questions. You have any questions for Saad? Yeah, there any other local teams we could cheer for at this time of year? If are there any other local teams we could cheer for this time of year? Dan is wondering because I'm not a Mavs fan anymore. FC Dallas, they plan this time of year. FC Dallas, FC Dallas. So I of year? FC Dallas. No idea.

FC Dallas. See, I thought he was going to have their team's draft of the year. I thought he cared about the Stars. Maybe he doesn't. He just used to write about the Stars. He actually didn't care about them. He says he just used to write about the Stars. He didn't care about them.

Hey, Ronnie. That's not true, although it's tough looking for the Stars too right now. So I don't know if that's the bandwagon that you're going to get behind. At least the economy is doing well. Yeah. Yeah, although you did you were trying to get some stars Momentum going the other day and called fire Johnson while playing first. I did I'm new to both. I'm new to both baseball and hockey. It's that doesn't make any sense. We have two Wyatt's Both are really good. Yeah They're both white too.

Yeah, that's a problem. Where do you think we should go here, Saad? What are you expecting? You got that guy over there in the cowboy hat. He's a staunch Niko supporter, so if you want to go talk to him. Okay. Yeah, that's why he's holding

court with everybody over there. Okay, let's go check that. What is that called, Jake? Saad Youssef. When you're, what's Scott Hattaberg? Contrarian? No, not just contrarian. Inefficiency? Yeah, market inefficiency. That is a place for Nico. Like we should become the show that really defends the Mavs and Nico. I was considering. I know it was available to us. I feel like there's some people are doing that bit. I

don't buy anybody who's doing the whole. what's up, what's your name, man? Carter. Carter. Carter. Carter. Carter, I need my son after him. Yeah, he's a- Hell yeah.

He looks kind of like your son. Are you going to the game? No, I just work right here, I wish. No, right on. Give him TC's ticket. Hopefully you get what, a quarter end he's saying? What do you think? I don't think I should, I don't-

See, I feel like they're gonna have to be super lenient tonight. I feel like- They have a choice, if I'm right. I just don't think they can keep up. I think they're gonna be overwhelmed. But no, I don't intend to get arrested. Although it is nice, the feeling now, I don't care. Like, I mean, you paid my bail, essentially.

It's true. That's just- It's okay. Yeah, there you go. Well, Carter Carter it's nice to meet you I'm gonna go find this gentleman over here. Thanks Carter. Not right now Jake but later get close to the door and see if there's any like people stopping anyone like can you do the Nico clown nose shirt or is that that has to be okay? Yeah and I do think they're about to start letting people in so I'll head up there. Punch that security guy in the back of the head. Yeah, I can just tell you. Grab his taser.

I can just tell you right now that this guy down here that saw just directed it through seems like a massive beating. And I don't really have the capacity for bullshit right now. This is his dream. So I'm going to walk up, but I am just telling you, I don't have a lot of time for this This is a George Soros paid pro. Hey, look who's here with the Soros paid protester. It's Jacob dead Well, you're on camera now It's live. He said you can't put me on camera. Oh, I just want to know what this guy's what does that mean?

What's going on here? Let's go Nikko, baby camera oh I just want to know what this guy what does that mean what's going on here whoa didn't even you don't even hear him out huh no I wanted him to make I wanted to make him think that I would nice is It is that a more with a bro hug Hey Hi, daddy Dude this right here. Look at this mob. Look at this mafia mafia DLS

She look at the sense odd all the big media members are out. This is a place to see Dude, yeah, yeah percent is dude. This is like Jacksonville. Turn around, you run into a Brady Tinker, a Scott Murray. If the BT Cruiser's there, I'm heading straight to the plaza. So the funny thing is, we asked Mike Saroy to be here. We asked Mike Saroy to be here because Jake would be going to the game and like, you know, we need someone to be able to be in the studio and still do a program.

And then Mike, like right before the show started, he goes, oh yeah, I'm going to the game too. Yeah. It's just unbelievable. And Jake's just staring at him like, what? Why is that shocking? Like we asked you like a month ago and you were like, no, I'm not going to the game.

I was shocked three days ago when Jake told me I was doing this. I feel like it's the first I'd heard it. And you think if the ticket bleeds through our air, it'll mess up our encoding system. What's this chick going on? What's up? Where do you want to go? I don't know.

They had some kind of selfie things on the floor. They're doing like a family photo. Gay. Of course it's gay. It's a family. Yeah. You got sod and daddy. Sod and daddy are fired now. So go get somebody else fired. Yeah, let's take a look. Email's just dinging on their phone. See me. See me with questions. Do you want me to just like kind of ask what's allowed in? Or maybe I shouldn't get up here because there's a ton of people with the Nico

clown nose shirt on. The one that looks like the Gadel one from the Flaygate. Yep. And then our friends the original Fire Nico guy the lawyer Walker he's gonna be here giving away those t-shirts like the one that you guys have there but there's a lot of those clown shirts. Put on your Fire Nico shirt. What are you doing? I don't think it fits me really good. And I like to look great on camera. Oh. Have you tried it on?

No, I can just tell. I know my build. Athletics. Is there going to be clown noses? Because remember we talked about smuggling. Actually wear one? Smuggling clown noses. Oh, look at that guy's security.

Nobody up here right now has a Fire Niko shirt on so there's no one I can really cross check I wonder if people are gonna wear them under their other yeah yeah yeah let's look around here boys and see what we got shouldn't there be some discussion of the organization of like the fire Niko chant when right at the beginning before tip after Announcements before tip you're saying for me. No, I'm not putting that on you, but I thought was Luis my thought was Everyone seems to have a problem if you do something while the Mavs are at the line, which Okay, that's where you're like horns down I

Okay, that's weird like horns down I Think you let it rip right after announcements the whole time until still talking and think yeah, he knew him unless he's gathering his thoughts And where it's enough to be heard on television Can you hear us talk to you Jake yeah, you guys you guys got me? Yeah, I just broke up a sec. You're good. Okay, so you're in a canyon. Every, I mean, I don't remember the percentage you just did, but 80% of people in there want to pop off and chant fire Nico. It will catch on. It will be very loud. Don't go with the F you Nico either, because well, that would be amazing.

No, no, I mean, well, they'll do. Don't they do the F the ref? Don't they say the F word? Usually they do ref you suck or full shit, that whole bit. Yeah. You don't hear as much F bombs. What's up dudes? F you Nico would be amazing. Yeah, I think you have to start it with fire and then if you know people get spicy and zesty and it's got steam. Now it snowballs into the, the old F word. Big one.

The old F word. I would love to get, I would love to get loyalty. Uh, the loyalty chant. The interview, the statue. Yeah. Interview the statue, please. So do you know anything about what they're going to do? What are you, can you report anything for me here today?

Pre game show was, uh, for real. Yes. Um, jerk stuff, the game that's been reported. Okay. Uh, he, we'll send sort of a message. Okay. Wait, in his way, in his way. Roman salute. Just where he's sitting. Okay. I'll say that. Interesting. And, uh, but it's not dirt sway to go. No doubt. No doubt. I'm kind of surprised he's sitting. Okay. I'll say that. Interesting. But it's not Dirk's way to go, no doubt. No doubt.

I'm kind of surprised he's here. There's a, there's a, this is Tim Cato by the way. I said that, did you? Oh, hi Tim. I like saying my own name. Mike, I have to. Yeah, okay.

I guess I'm on video, so. There's a, thanks for everything sign with Luca, Marquise and Maxi right outside the Lakers Road locker room. Thank you Marquise. That's already on social media so it's not like breaking anything. I already saw a photo of Luca walking by in sunglasses not even looking at it. Of course. Yeah. They're gonna play a tribute video I mean I guess like the most cynical way of thinking about it is the more you put Luca on the Jumbotron, the more fans cheer.

Yeah. Which is the less that they're going to chant, but they are going to chant. I'm in a basketball. Hey, I'm in a group chat that we organize like little pickup runs. And it's up to about 20 people now. About half the numbers I don't know. And two of the numbers that are not saved in my phone said, oh yeah, this is the only MAV game since the trade and the last MAV game since the trade that I'm going to. And both of them are like, we're going only to champs.

So like, I know everybody has their own anecdotal evidence, but even I have my own anecdotal evidence. Everybody is, you know, so many people are following in your footsteps. Yeah, you're here for it. No, that's really what it's about the blazing the trail Absolutely. I did enjoy your piece. I appreciate that. Wow. That means a real writer. Yeah, that's a cool deal Yeah, all right, man. Well, uh, you got a post game show, of course. We do go check it out dlls

Yeah, uh, i've listened quite a lot. You guys have you guys have been great I just want to say that did you tell them that we subscribe our company? Yeah You guys have been great. I just want to say that you tell them that we subscribe our company Yeah, sir. We subscribe we do. Hell. Yeah, we do Dan. Let me put it on the company card Yeah, we subscribe to them We're trying to drive like a we subscribe to you guys take it easy don't incite like A riot that can be traced back to you. How about you don't tell me what the fuck to do? Change the clothes in the backpacks I don't tell me what the fuck to do? Change of clothes in the backpacks. Just what? I don't work for them anymore.

I don't work for anyone! Or do! Last time I was in court we did numbers! We really did. Dude, what does Dirk will make a statement with where he's sitting mean? That is juicy. I think my guess is that means with the Donchich family as you know, Sasha's here.

You don't think full Lakers outfit on their bench? They signed him to attend day. Oh, and he retires. Like he wants to retire. Retires as a Laker. Yeah, and one day. And then he got AIDS. So like really do the Laker thing, you know?

All right, so with the Dantridge family. Or whatever. Yeah, I think so. That was some great pregame information we're bringing to the people there. Yeah, that was very good. Good reporting, Jake. There's so many people down here

who have no longer wanted my services at their places. There's like nine of them. Who do we got? Who you seeing? Is that cigar bar still there? Obviously the ticket, the athletic. Oh, all the different places that you used to work. There's a couple other websites I saw over there.

T-C and I killed quick. You killed that taco shop that was on the corner right there they changed it to a bar I know that was you job sports got any gash down there or what oh yeah oh yeah bro you know you know when the Lakers come to town, it's cash central. It could be a bit. I'll just keep walking around. But if you guys have anything. Yeah, maybe we maybe we jump the gun a little bit. If you guys want to talk Rangers or something, I'm happy to chip in.

What happened today? What was the final? It was one nothing when we started. Bottom of the. No. So Jay Kemp is currently reporting that the Rangers played today what's up man got some listeners here all right well what's up man what's your name Tomas Tomas that's right yeah you look familiar bro how you been fantastic just doing a little uh You guys hear that? What'd you say?

You look great by the way Rangers win 6-2 Rangers win 6-2 this guy's listening and providing real time updates Ask him Ask him who's gonna win the Masters Hey who do you think will win the Masters? I don't follow the match call Yeah I figured bro

Get away from him. You got mad. Who do you have? I don't. Oh. Brooks. I'm still grinding. Not Brooks. JT?

I actually really like JT this week. I heard there's good value in that pick. There's great value, yes. You heard it very correctly. 22 to 1 or something. Still having a good year. Better than most people think. Do you guys think it would cause a scene if TC went and just pressed his butt cheeks up

against the hovel? Bear? Yeah. Let's find out. I thought he was trying to get a third time hired by the ticket. Shut up. by the ticket. Okay. Daddy's talking to the fire Nico guy down here. The guy's just out there to like do bits I think. Hey Mike.

So Jake. How are you? I'm doing great. How are you? I'm great. What's up brother? I think we're early. Yeah.

I feel like people going inside. Introduce who you're talking to. This is Mike Palucci, my editor. Dmagazine.com. This is Mike Palucci, my editor at Dmagazine.com. Great words. He's, he's the most talented man in sports media in Dallas. Get out of here. Look at him. Can't take it. A humble hero.

A humble hero. Let's go down here to the street. What's going on down here? You think they got the bomb dog out? I always thought that was funny when I did post-game. They would just not have the bomb dog like two thirds of the home games. But if it was like the Warriors on a Saturday, they're like, get the dog. It's like, yeah, dude, like I'm going to kill a bunch of people. I don't think it matters. I'm not going to look at the standings.

I'm not doing it for Charlotte The the parking garage at the AAC the same place where the Mavs Park Yeah, sometimes the dog is there sometimes it's not look there's the there's the dog the dog unit vehicle right for me. Yeah What about poppy this down there Haven't seen poppy. Yeah, it's a pay dog Hayden wow, that was a rough scene for me. Dude. No, that was it's got a humble you Right sure You should chicks love talking to Jake. Oh

Yeah, that's the different type of woman right there. There's certain types of women that are like hot enough and classy enough where they know the second they see me, it's like, that's why trash and they're not wrong. This statue makes me so sad. There are people lining up now to take photos in front of it. Family photos, as you can see here, was loyalty never fades away. Inscription right there on the front of the... Count the letters.

See if it's really 21 letters. Dumont did not. I think it is. Probably is. No other way to know. This guy's got a dope shirt. TC, check this out. Okay.

All good. Sell the team. Sell the team. Guys, look. Daddy's still talking to this blowhard over here. He's getting audio for tomorrow. Yeah, the Selva Team. Selva Team. Guys, look, Daddy's still talking to this blowhard over here. He's getting audio for tomorrow, yeah, if you want to hear that guy. Fire Nico.

24 minutes of audio. Take the answer, guy. Oh, thanks. Oh, heck yeah, thanks, bro. These guys are big IJB guys. Look at the truck behind you on the road. What do we got? Fire Nico, the Selva Team truck.

Oh, okay, yeah. Rolling by. We're not going to be able to get through. We're not going to be able to get through. We're not going to be able to get through. We're not going to be able to get through. We're not going to be able to get through. We're not going to be able to get through. We're not going to be able to get through. We're not going to be able to get through. JB guys. Look at the truck behind you on the road. What do we got? So fire Nico, sell the team truck. Yeah. Rolling by.

We're not that far away from me trying to get one going. This is good. What time is it? Yeah, you should get them warmed up out there. It's only quarter to five. I will. Five, 18. And what, what?

Okay. We're going fire Nico, right? We're going four syllables. Fire Nico. Yeah, I think you need to clap. Oh, we need to clap. Nico right we're going four syllables fire Nico Yeah, I think so Okay, yeah, that's what it is. Okay, so I think gotta make you all Assess the situation as it unfolds here. We're too early the people that are here early that wanted to go in have now gone in and My guess is we have about 40 minutes here and maybe 30 before anything like super substantial

is going to be like fomenting, you know? Like it was slow build, but I just think we need to do something else for a little bit. Let me ask this. How is our broadcast and the batteries on your phones and all that? Should we shut it down for 15 minutes and then check back in with you guys? That's why I charged before I left. Knowing that I would get the derision of you. No, but TC's battery.

Is everybody going to be fine? I don't want you to cut out when things are really... Let's talk to chicks. Yeah. I asked TC, everybody gonna be fine? I don't want you to cut out when things are really. So yeah, ISTC has your battery. He said, let's talk to chicks. Yeah. Great answer. Yep. What's up man?

We got a guy watching right here. Hell yeah, hi. I don't know if he wants to go by his first name or his Twitter name. This is Blue Cheese Wings. Oh man. Damn, look at them guns. What's up, DeRoy?

What's up, Dan? Guns out, bro. Pop them things, we'll see it. He used to be a heavy. Guns out, bro. Pop them things. We'll see it. He used to be a heavy fella too. Tell him to flip that shirt off. Let's take a look at him. Pop it off.

Total shirt off. Let's see what he's got. Fire it off. Let's see. We gotta see it. Fire it off. He says he won't do it. Just say the guys want to see it.

Yeah, just flip it up. The guys want to see it. Damn, that looks great. Oh, God, yes. Now have that chick behind him do this. It's the juiciest thing I have ever done, and hopefully will happen. I said it. That was about as...

It was a bond request. That was not something he was comfortable with. All right, well, so TC says, let's talk to chicks. Yeah. Okay. And I tried one who worked for the news, and that didn't work out. Try her again Let me tell you normal seats. Let me give you a little quick something though

Okay, you know it chicks love is a brand new tickets Oh right on this is the guy that gave TC and I brand new tickets here new allegations That's a brand new brand new allegations Tell you guys about that in the news and didn't get to it. Yeah, well thanks for the tickets, bro. I appreciate you. So as part of the, is it okay to come back, even though I was kind of a pedophile tour, he came back and played like a week of shows

and then new women came out and were like, yeah, I was 15. Oh, so, what's up, baby? Did you guys hear me? Yeah, this is good. Look at all these people. There's a lot going on. They love you, Jake.

A lot of dead amores. A lot of dead amores. What do you mean? People that look like dead amore? Yeah. Yeah, a whole lot of them. Are we think we're like the cops? Yeah, ask that cop who's gonna win the Masters.

Are you guys allowed to chat for a second or no? You're allowed. Who do you think will win the Masters? Yeah. Is that a sport? What sport is that? Goals. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods, folks. Tiger Tiger Woods, y'all.

Ask him what they think of Sports Mayor. You know what I just did? There was a massive mistake for any of you in your J-School Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods, folks. Tiger Tiger Woods, y'all. Ask him what they think of Sports Mayor. You know what I just did? There was a massive mistake for any of you in your J-School classes at home. I said, like, I gave him an option to not. Yeah, yeah. And then the second it came out of my mouth,

I know, that was dumb and I'm sorry. I think like the keys when you mess up, acknowledge it. You're going for me. You grow from it. You're helping us all grow. This guy looks like the rock. Oh my God. There's Sod up here doing a little reporting.

What if I tell you, or what if we talked together a little bit maybe about One Day Doors and Closets? That's the sponsor. You won't, Mike. You won't. Yes, One Day Doors doors and closets. That's the sponsor. You won't. Mike, you won't. Yes. One day doors and closets. Best in the business. You don't even know what they do. I know they have a deal right now. If I want to get one free when it comes to doors. Hold on. Let's see.

Let's see who Jake's talking to. Hold on one second. What's up? I said, is it weird that I'm just hovering around y'all or should I just finally approach you and say hello? I think you should. what's your name? Dane Dane. Yes. Oh It was for a minute and then I know It's kind of already over. Yeah, you had an end. No, I'm not heading in I came in here wrote I wore black in honor and of course in honor of my business jeans Being over, you know, so's a morning. I 100%. I'm with you.

Let's get him to start the fire. Nico. Okay. He says he's got two hypotheticals. Let's see how the first one goes. First one is if somehow the Lakers could acquire a trade for either one of your children for Luca, would you do it? Much like with prison, can I rule out sex stuff?

Like they're not allowed to have sex with your kid? Like Jay Moore is not fucking my kid. Like as part of some cabal thing or M&Gini bus or- I can't stop Jay Moore from doing whatever he's gonna do. But I'm asking. He goes to Lakers, anything goes. Or he or she. This is not uncommon to what they used to do

back in the olden days, right? Like where you'd trade a baby, like a bastard or something. Yeah, probably, but I don't want anybody, I don't want some LA weirdo having sex with my kid. I'd try to do that. Which one? Uh.

Uh. You know. I mean, the newer model is always a little less problematic. What's the second hypothetical? The second hypothetical is he doesn't have one. No, I did, but, uh, I got, I got, I got thrown off. That's okay. You're in decision. That's okay. Uh, would you go 25 years that another Cowboys playoff appearance if the Luca got traded

back? Oh, that's actually a very good one. But I think in the end, well, yeah, you, Dan. But you haven't had one anyway. Who cares? Don't you want Luca? That means the math makes it that probably next year is our year. So I don't want to piss away 25 more of those.

I don't know how long I'm going to be alive. So you're going to say no to Luka coming back? No, I'm going to say yes, but it's not near as slam dunk as you're making it seem because you don't care about the Cowboys winning this. You think it's obviously doable. A Denver Broncos fan, though. I'm saying that's all you're going to get anyway. They are not going to win.

You have not seen Shoddy command a sideline for one stack yet. Jesus Christ. We'll see. Hey, who's this? He's an unknown. He is an unknown. Dane, nice to meet you, man. No, wait.

See if he's going to do the shirt off challenge. Get a third hypothetical. Fire that shirt off, dude. This is we've been asking all of our all of our guests today. You want to fire that top off? Fire the shirt off. Let's see it. Fire the top off. Just for just for 30 seconds.

Yeah. Your name is Dane. There's no out of shape. I love it. I know. Let's see it. Just for just for 30 seconds. Yeah, your name is Dane There's no out of shape. I love it. I know let's see it They put a third statue in that Plaza Wait, that's day that farmer. That farmer that's Dane as Dane right there boy what a body hot as hell oh yeah I did send you a t-shirt such an empty promise he did it we'll send you a t-shirt what is that there appears to be some confusion about whether one day towards Texas, whether they can only do one door a day or if they'll do your doors all of them in a day. Dan, with more on that.

Yeah. Well, if there was confusion, yes, never fear. They'll actually come to your house and do all your doors in one day. Every door door and they say it's like hanging a new piece of art in every room like you don't think about it. Yeah but go look at your doors they suck and these doors are solid too like they're full of wood and stuff. I need new doors. Literally they're solid it'll keep the noise in or out I guess it's keeping the noise out. Probably insulation too, heating, air conditioning. I'm losing a lot under my doors. They were not properly installed.

Right, trying to get hypothermia? No. No, no. One day doors. They have 3D measuring technology. That can't be an accurate copy point. They cannot. I used, yeah, my old company, it was like, it was 12 day doors and then they didn't do closets,

and they only had two dimensions on their. One or two dimensions. Mine was 64 bits. They were making me doors, and it just looked like a Sega Genesis. It makes it so little. A digital blueprint of your existing frames. They custom cut the doors to fit in the frames.

They'll do the work in the truck right outside on the curb and they bring them right in. One day doors and closets. Piping hot fresh doors. Let's see, I'll give a couple of key points here. Phone. Yep. They have a phone.

Just read it. One day doors, closets and phone. [phone]. OneDayTexas.com slash promo 30 gets you a buy one, get one free on the doors. So like if you have 10 doors. Five, you have to pay the five. You only pay for five.

Or get all 10 and have 10 left over. Or yeah, or buy 10 doors and then get me 10. Give me 10. Yeah. Hey, you know what? Hey, the holidays are coming up. Get a free door for fun on your shopping list. This guy's cool looking. Yeah. What's up? I feel you, I don't blame you. You're converted Lakers fan? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I'm a Lusca fan. That's what I'm trying to say.

He's got some Martellus Bennett. I am too. I am too. Has anyone ever told you you kind of look like Martellus Bennett or is that racist? I've heard I look like a lot of people. It's not racist. Okay. I can look at Martellus Bennett compared to myself soon.

You don't see it? I can't approve it right now because I don't know what he looks like facially. He's hot. He's hot. He's a very cool dude. Yeah. I'm no ditty. I am too I guess. That's fantastic. I forgot. That's good. We're doing no ditty instead of no. That's fantastic. Yeah. Yes. He also looks a little bit like, I mean from what he told me you're a converted Mastrams Luka fan? Yes, yes. I am. You're a correctly Laker?

For now, yeah. I mean, hell, if he gets traded to Sack of it. They won't marry? I'm happy for him as well. For sure. Same thing. But you chant fire Nico inside of the chant break out. Every majority have it.

Hell yeah. You know, we're in the 200s. I enjoy the 200s. So heck yeah. I enjoy the 200s. So heck yeah. I enjoy the 200s. So he's going to do whatever the majority does?

I won't do anything to get myself shaked out. But hell yeah, every majority is happening somewhere. Yeah, yeah, Dan, that's correct. What if everybody starts throwing shit on the floor? What if everyone were to start throwing objects on the floor? I'm not throwing anything on the floor. What if the majority does? Come on, Dan. Dan, are you on the floor? What if the majority does? Come on, Dan. Dan, are you on the phone?

The majority does. He said he'll do what the majority does. I'm not throwing nothing. I'm not going to get pedantic out here, Dan. I'm sorry, but what I would do is everyone's talking about it. Fuck Niko. Everyone's talking about it. It's it's I can't go a second without hearing it. What's your pick to click winner for the Masters this weekend? Honestly, so I was at work today.

We were talking about it. Oh, the Masters are going to be a weekend. Then we went out for lunch. It's on the TV. Yeah. Part three. I have to go with someone I know. Tiger. I'm literally speaking to somebody. Yeah. I don't know golf like that. I don't either. Buddy Tiger Woods, Horace Aquiles, right?

Yep. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I know there's a young guy listening. You're doing really, really good. Can you give me some young guys names? Can you give me some young guys names? Scottie Scheffler. Scottie Scheffler.

Carter Kemp. Young guy. Oh, Ludwig O'Bair. There's a young guyar. Young has been doing really good. I would pick him. Take a sec. My brother plays football for a take. So I might go there. Everybody. Oh. The camera's over here. Did you just leave? I was just talking to the cameraman. Well we're live right now. What's your name again? Michael, Miguel, Mike. Miguel we're live right now. All of them. Okay not trying to be going back there talking to him we're trying to golf. Hey cameraman is important too okay. Yeah that's why he's behind you. I started off talking to him. All right. Well that the past is the past And I saw the president because I was talking to him, but I

Know I gave you a price in D. Shambho. That's right. I gave you two But okay Bryson D. Shambho Scotty Shuffler Rory McIlroy Rory McIlroy Fred couples Fred couples Marco Mira on hell Cabrera Fred couples Fred couples Marco Mira on hell Cabrera If I were to go off my knowledge Okay, right on. Tell him to think about it. We'll come back to him. Think about it. We got about an hour. We'll come back to you. Yeah. The dumb zone.

I have to see if I show up on the dumb. Does he want to go shirt off? You're showing up on it right now. You want to pop that top off? Pop that top. We're asking everybody to go shirt off. Why would I pop it off? The whole thing.

Yeah, we want the whole thing. We don't want the whole thing. We want to see the guns. Miguel says no. I can't. I'm in the process of getting back in shape. I'm working on it. We want to see the guns Miguel says no We need the before picture and then we'll interview Just look up dumb zone you you'll figure it out man, I promise you I believe in you You can go to patreon.com slash up dumb zone. You'll figure it out, man. I promise you. You will. I believe in you. That's all, TC.

You can go to patreon.com slash the dumb zone. Oh, hey, guys. Guys, don't be mean, please. Dumb zone. OK, yeah. I'm going to talk to this gentleman. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, I'm doing fantastic. What's your name? Eric. It's nice to meet you, man. I love the originals.

Yo, geez. I couldn't put them on. Yeah, it's hard But like some things you gotta get over. He sees he sees got he's helping someone to subscribe to a pocket shoes This is the original Lucas I'm at day two guys. This is a day two listen. Is this your uh spawn? Yeah, she's gonna make sure I don't get arrested. Okay, sounds good. What's your name? Stella nice to meet you. What do you expect?

I don't know, man. This is like a day I've been dreading for a long time. I gotta rip the bandaid off. I hope like the org is like, the entire fan base comes together and just boos the shit out of the organization, what they put us through. I don't know.

I hope we like, the Fire Nico stuff's getting like, eco stuffs getting like getting old such a cliche to me. Yeah, I Don't know. I just want everybody to know it doesn't capture the hurt that we all feel to me Like I feel like that's the easy way out like once he's fired What like you just come back to the shell of an organization and act like yeah I mean if they were to sell the team and maybe issue some sort of like, Hey, we're sorry that we did this and we made a mistake or something like that. I suppose that would help. But I don't, I'm a Jewish guy and that also made me reach my position on this. You're a holy shit.

I can just say it. Kyrie. I fell in love with Kyrie and now Syrians doing this, my organization. I know they kind of were there first. Here he is doing this my organization Anyways Well, it's very nice to meet you guys. It's very cool. You get to be here for this She's got the pink Lucas on and that's fantastic. You guys have fun Good times is that big guy back there? The lawyer? I see the guy. It looks like it is, right? Hey, what's up? It's our buddies right here. Yes. Oh, they're ready.

Let me see. We got Walker. Yeah. So these are, I actually saw the third member of their quote unquote trio, uh, who's live streaming on his own our other fellow down there These are the two guys we had on the show, correct? Yes. These are the original fire Nico guys They are the this he was Karaoke when they first started showing fans on the screen They were sitting together. They got on the screen did fire Nico They had these signs that you see on their t-shirts, which they're giving away down here. You ought to give them away Okay, yeah They had these signs that you see on their t-shirts, which they're giving away down here. You ought to give them away. Well, I don't know. I think a few more are coming.

I have a couple left. Okay, yeah. And they were kicked out like 10 minutes after or something. Yeah, yeah. Were they the first ones to be kicked out with the Niko in this Niko era? You guys were the first ones to be kicked out, right? Yeah.

We were, yeah. Yeah. Hey, it's your common law wife wife. Hey, holy shit. She's hot Tell her the challenge we're doing Tell her we're doing this challenge. Hey, this is for both you guys. We've been doing kind of a challenge with everyone down here today It's just like a little pop the top off thing pop the top off thing. Have you seen her take her shirt off Mike? Soon I will. Has Mike seen you take your shirt off? Never. She says never. See close. It's a trust thing. I don't know. Do you guys go light off? We're getting there. So have you had any correspondence with the

Mavericks at all since? Have you guys been back? You've been back. I've been back. Okay. And it's just pretty much you're kind of like, whatever. It's that's exactly it. Just sort of sit there and watch and pay for the tickets 10 months ago. So are you renewing next year? I am. Okay. You know, you want to complain, you got to vote. Yeah, there you go. Uh, Dan loves that. So, uh, they expect any blowback for those shirts? You expect any blowback for the shirts? Did you clear this or anything? We'll be creative about it. Okay. I don't think there'll be any. I really don't think they will either. I don't think they can. I mean, that guy's got a Miriam. Those people don't even know what Miriam looks like. That guy's got a Miriam Clowns shirt on. So we want to wear a shirt over it. What do you think this is? Sea patch?

So but I guess my question is you guys have kind of chilled out since that first night but is there anything about like tonight being here where it's like twine back the clock a little bit show the anger and then we'll move on from there. We shall see. Oh wow. Maybe there's something planned. Okay, give us a little something. Come on. We want to be involved He says give it he give us something where they're gonna be there Maybe a variation of a repeat All goes well a variation of a repeat Lucas first free throw on the RMS Yeah, you know what they don't call him Walker Texas teasing for nothing folks

All right, I don't know. Love you guys. Is that guy seven feet tall or does he look like an uncanny? That is a very tall guy. The video is a little grainy, it looked like Shaq. What's up Jake? What's up man? How are you? Pop that top. No?

Masters winner? Jake Camp reporting live. Hey man, who got the Masters this Sunday? I wish. No, I'm saying who you got to win. Oh, Billy Horschel. Okay! Oh shit!

Billy Ho! He's riding the Horschel! He's a Florida Gator. Big week for the Florida Gators. I like it. That's a good pick. Unique. That is a good pick. Yeah. We're gonna do wireless to get all the time you want. Oh here's, Coby's doing wireless. Oh my god. Yeah. So what do you think? yeah so what do you think we see him let's at least see him in the background okay let me get my I promise I'm not following you I know this looks super fucking stupid just like what is going on over there? Ask him who he's gotten the Masters. Yeah, Masters. But you got the Masters this Sunday.

Or this weekend. No, I don't even fucking know. Yeah. Who playing? Who playing? I don't know. Who's playing? I don't know.

Our heroes are playing. Tigers hurt. Tigers hurt. Shit man, Tigers hurt, I don't know about that. I'm with that guy man. That is like me. I know. My doppelganger.

Maybe it's a Valero, not a mass. Gorgie's talking to girls, why can't we talk to girls? Shut up about the girls. Hey, you can play tit for tat cause you have a tattoo, don't you? I do, two of them, I can get a full rack. Yeah, you show them the tattoo tat because you have a tattoo, don't you? I do. Two of them. I can get a full rack. Yeah, you show them the tattoo.

This is so funny, dude. I'm not even saying you should approach it, but if you did... No, let's see. Put it on camera. Let me see what you're seeing. I am in between, this is super pathetic of us and this is very funny. Well, we were out here. This is like when Degeneration X attacked in the tank. WCW.

There's a quick question. Who you got one of the masters this weekend? I don't know. Nobody. Scotty. Scotty. Scotty Billy Ho. I'm keeping a log of all this. Scotty Billy Ho. I'm keeping a log of all this. Let's see here. It is bustling out there now. You can hear him probably. No, I can't hear his voice. Put them on camera. Just wave to him from a safe distance.

Did you guys see that? Yeah, they got like a, got like a little crowd of folks there. Oh yeah okay. Hey quick question who you boys got in the Masters this weekend? George Spieth. George Spieth guys. We've already got a Rory over there. Rory? It's starting to flow now people are getting into it. What about the guys wearing like that Mavs jersey that has nothing to do with Luca? That's interesting to me. Do you think he's supporting the Mavs? Oh yeah. I would think your Dirk jerseys could come out hot tonight

if you wanted to play that. There was a number six. Who's six? And you might've seen a five and it was a J-Ho jersey. Oh hell yeah. A J-Ho. Nice. I had one. And you might have seen a five and it was a j-ho jersey Oh, hell, yeah a j-ho Yes, which I had one That was a big point of pride for me. Who was your uh, I had a wangs. Use you you still do don't you?

Yeah, right. You did Peyton yeager is literally talking to any group of people that come up to her for like except you extended period of time But when I was like, man, i'mZTV, I'm Mike on the Yard, and she was like, get away from me. Yeah. She was tense right before her live hit. Now she's relaxed. That could be.

Yeah. Who is the man who's... It's kind of your job. Hey man, we got the Masters this weekend. Masters prediction, pick anything? Pick to click for the Masters? I have no pick, I'm sorry. Right on, man.

Name a golfer. Right on, man. Name a golfer. Name two golfers. That's true. Dan, Dan, Dan, I feel like that's pretty well wrapped up in the question there. All right. I'm gonna answer.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Earlier I was repeating that, I found it reductive. So. Let's see here. Fire Nico guy, do you guys want me to talk to him or what do you think? Who, Pro Nico guy? The Pro Nico guy? No, our guy, Fire Nico guy that's like the guy who straight up yelled Fire Nico in Nico's face. Oh yeah sure. I also want to do a little... He's live streaming. He's live streaming? Yeah let's do it or will that be like in Ghostbusters if you cross the stream?

Yeah. Will we fall into a vortex or something? No. Hey I just want you to look right here. This is TV's Tim McMahon. Alright. Oh wow. Jake, right? Yeah, what's up? Tim! No, Luca, hey. Hey Tim! He's ignoring us.

Tim McMahon. Hey. Good dude. He just froze to death, boys. He sure did. That was tough. You know what? You got Peyton Yeager.

Since we're not... You got Peyton Yeager. Since we're not, you got Peyton Yeager. Since we're not Mavs fans anymore, we're more Rangers fans these days. And at Globe Life Field. This is Tom's old fan, bro. Yes, sir. What's up?

You're ahead of the world, Jersey. Dope. You can get Lone Star beer down there. I love Lone Star beer, Dan. Are you serious? Section 101. I imagine right when you walk in. The National Beer of Texas. And I got a Lone Star Beer hat on as usual.

And you can get one of these too. If you went to lonestarbeer.com, use the code DUMBZONE21 to get 21% off your merch. Must be 21 over to Perch. The merch is great. I have a quarter zip that I acquired recently. You ever perch merch? Absolutely.

Yeah. So yeah, Lone Star Beer. So much greatness. They have a, they're also involved in the Pitmasters with Purpose Dinners. They got a few of these coming up. I would direct you to our website, dumbzone.com, and the promo codes page. I put all this stuff up there, but they've got a couple of different dinners coming up. April 17th, May 1st, June 19th, Juneteenth, which will support the Southern Smoke Foundation.

So check that out. Like I said on the promo code page on our website. But thanks Lone Star Beer. Thank you Lone Star. Great folks. Send us down to San Antonio. Dude, Austin, San Antonio, just straight through the heart of Texas and I was drinking Lone Star beer the entire time, Dan. Nothing felt more right. Did you ever feel more like a Texan? No, not for a minute. Like no one would have known you're a Florida man? No, I blended

right in with a Lone Star beer in my hand. Delicious and camouflage for a man from Florida. for a man from Florida. Is that good, Jake? I don't remember if I did one for them or not. We never got with Cash, did we? Cause Cash is probably inside and probably willing to. Cash is right here. Oh, okay. Cash is right here.

Your brother wants us to get you on. Hi, Cash. And then he wants to get you off. It's gonna be a Rory McIlroy week. Okay. And I find your lack of eye contact with the people you interviewed off putting. Oh well I'm sorry. I mean I don't care because I know we love each other. Yeah. And so I don't you know. But you did it with guys too. Well yeah it's on sand like I don't want anybody getting the wrong idea. Yeah. I love I love what

you guys are doing here. Thanks. And thanks. It's a fucking funeral. It feels like it does. It does. You were black. I, yeah, I gave up.

I gave up. I went, I went with the black thing and you know, Tim McMahon. Yeah. You think you could introduce us? Don't you know him? Apparently not. Cause I just tried. Really?

Do you think he goes for you? Your friend Sad it did it it did it that's not in my In my experience out of someone's you thinking intentionally goes to do there I'm sure why's dead Amore talking to my girl this there's cash going over this More the hell's going on back there. I'm watching. Careful. Tell him Saroy's watching. Saroy's watching. Always watching. Hands off the merch. That's Madigan right next to her.

Madigan is the M-Dog in the Robot Santa song. Oh, you're Robot Santa lady? Talk to Madigan. She's funny. Let's go talk to Madigan. Talk to Madigan. Hey, Saroy says you go talk to Madigan. Talk to him. Hey, what is that? You're funny. That's high bar.

All right. I come to the office every day in place with whatever kids meal was in my lunch set. Kids meal. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Okay.

Economical. It's all this inflation. Do you like the, do you need the drink though? Oh, I get a large drink. Okay. Cause I was going to go the other way. Say you'd be better ordering the entree and the side, no drinks. Be like a six. Okay.

It's like $3. Do you do like stand up? I don't unless you tell me with my body. Then I think stand up for this. I don't know. Mike said you were funny. He was funny. Does she want to play tit for tat? I bring cards with him. Starting something to do.

Very cool. I've heard about you. I've heard you do great work for reals. That's coming from me. My my co-host back there who's with Mike. He has this game called tit for tat. Okay leave her alone. Leave her alone now.

I don't even think I can do it. Just say Dan is telling me what to say here. So Dan wants wants me to show you. You have a tattoo. Yeah, I have a tattoo. Just feed the words to me. Okay, so I'll show you a tattoo. I'll show you a tattoo.

So can you figure out how to play tit for tat here? So can you figure out how to play tit for tat here? You can try like you said she can try. Okay, so I'll show you my tattoo. to play tit for tat here? So can you figure out how to play tit for tat here? You can try. She says she can try. Okay, so I'll show you my tattoo. He's getting excited. Okay, so I'll show you my tattoo. But.

But. You know what you have, do you understand what you have to do to see the tattoo? But do you understand what you have to do to see the tattoo? We're playing tit for tat. We're playing tit for tat for tat

Swindled again part of the deal. Yeah. Oh, that's sick. Thanks. All right now show her your your tit Jake That is a very cool to show your tit flip it up in the half Flip it up. You're only fair, Jake. Oh, here's my tit. Yeah, you're a gentleman. Go ahead, I'm gonna change the tit. It's a glass of Jameson. No, I know it's a glass of Jameson. I know because I did go to rehab. So what I'm telling you is Congratulations.

Oh, whatever. Tell her you're a hero. It's in the car bye bye M dog robot Santa check going in the second quarter do you hate the fact this is a go ahead and introduce yourself to everyone oh Jeff totes Toast. It's Toast, Dan. This is a video, this is a photo, extraordinary. One of the most talented men in Dallas. You would have quit the map if they traded Nico without, or excuse me, if they traded Luca without a question, right? Here's the thing. I still have professional ties in the Dallas sports industry, so I can't

So I can't speak on any of this Yeah, well I Like his Lebron, yes, that's a dope little you too, man He's like on the list of people when you find out. I like the WNBA hat, too Yeah, he says he loves the WNBA had draftrafts coming up. Huge draft. We're like merely days away I believe. Hey, you got a pick for the Masters this weekend? Schaeffler! There's a WNBA draft every three months I believe. I know and one of them is next week. And the playoffs. The playoffs are also every three months rotating. So, if we're in a bit of a review mode, how do you think

Ted for tat went? I thought it was great. Very poorly. You gotta workshop it. We just delivered it wrong. You showed the tattoo ahead of time and that but she understood. You've only done it with my girlfriend and Madigan who works with us every day right now we have to go to If someone I don't know it and Yeager Yeah, we're ready to go big time with this Yep tell her that Tell her that Steve Noviello asked if I would play this game with you Because you can't say no then that guy's so great everybody loves him Tell her that Steve Noviello asked if I would play this game with you.

Because you can't say no, then that guy is so great. Everybody loves him. Yeah, that's why you can't say no. It's not like. I don't know. You know what? I'm not going to talk about that, so I'm going to stop right there. Yeah. What? Yeah, time's changed.

Let's go back over here with the America's favorite radio station. Are things picking up though on the plaza? It looks like they are. Yeah, yeah. I mean, people are also going inside. I think a lot of people are going inside because they know that Chris Arnold is now live inside. He's just screaming about not enough Maverick fans in the house. I'll bet you it is the most packed it's been this early. Yeah. You know, you just want to see everything. You want to see him do this, do his warmups.

Yeah. You want to see the player intros. Yeah. No doubt. This Davey. I guess I could like walk into one of these bars. Can you guys not hear me? Yeah, we got you.

There you go. Okay. I could walk in one of these bars. Can you guys not hear me? Yeah, we got you. There you go Okay, I could walk in one of these bars or something. Oh Let's see, what's up? Is it too loud? No, it won't be for us. I don't think so. Good work TC. The problem is The one I want to walk into is like right next to where the ticket stuff is and I feel like that's a little too Yeah, we don't want to be over I don't know that the thing for the thing for us to do to get views and clicks would be to like yeah

infiltrate it but yeah that's our problem we're just too high class mm-hmm high road that's what all people say Taking the high road on the dumb zone. These guys are so classy. I'm not going to subscribe. Too classy. I can't subscribe to this. This is too above me. Tony, do you happen to have a pick

for the Masters this weekend? Got a Masters winner to pick? I don't have one. Don't have one. Okay. He looks like Ben Crenshaw. Tell him he looks like Ben, oh, whatever. Ask him if he wants to see a tattoo.

Want to see a tattoo, bro? Crenshaw. This is a tight homemade Team see a tattoo. Ben Crenshaw or Ben. Wanna see a tattoo, bro? Ben Crenshaw. Karanjha. This is a tight homemade Team Luka shirt. Two of them actually. What are we got? I love your shirts. Oh.

Let's talk to him. You want to? Yeah. Yeah, what was, did they make it by themselves, all that? Yeah. Hey there. Is it bedazzled? Well, we're live right now.

My friend wanted me to ask you, did you guys make these yourselves? I mean, I think they're really nice, but I also think it was pretty apparent. I wanted to buy one. He wanted to buy one. My friend that we're talking to. Do you have an Etsy page? Do you have an Etsy page? No. No. Okay. Hobby Lobby. Hobby Lobby. There you go. Alright. Well, love you guys. What's up? Yes. Hey. Hey. Hey. Love you more than you. I mean, I knew that. Awesome. Fantastic. Mark Howard or Shaw flea? Day one. Oh yes. No, no. What? What'd you say, Mike?

Oh, here stick my neck out. Get a master pick while you're taking the pick. I stuck my neck out for you, Mike. Yes, I know chin out, eyes smoldering, looking hot. I can't get the shoulder and the eyes part thing, dude. I'm telling you, I've been trying it for... I saw you close up. You're so close. You have to relax your upper cheekbones just a little bit in your home. I'm telling you, I'm trying it from... I saw you close up, you're so close.

You have to relax your upper cheekbones just a little bit in your home. These people are just kind of enjoying burgers and fries and stuff. That feels like a jerk move to just storm in. Do you think there's anyone like, hey, I'm just gonna go eat there, but I'm oblivious to the fact I didn't know

the Mavs had a game tonight and Luca. It's good people watching like if you want to just sit on that patio on a nice afternoon and look at people. Is there anyone that you guys would like to tell me about? What? Like students...oh hold on. What's up man? We got a gummy thought. Okay he's got a gummy thought what's your name sir uh my name is eric eric with a gummy thought what you got well number one this is wes and he has a daughter named nora so i know another nora yeah that's a big thing for you wow wow we think dan is like lucas in the sense that he can play fast, he can play slow, but even when he's playing slow, he's controlling the entire action around. What do you think about that?

I like it. Yeah. A guy that maybe even in his field, you look at it, you're like, I don't think that's gonna work. That's kinda weird. Yeah. Never heard anyone who sounds like that before. His GM would have loved to trade him.

Yeah, GM would have loved to trade him. Yeah, GM would have loved to trade him. He's got like Slavic lineage. This actually tracks pretty hard. Yeah. Think about that. Yeah. All right, anyway guys. A lot of people in Cleveland are on board with him.

Love you guys. He gets a big crowd in Cleveland. That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever gonna say about you and it kinda checked out. I love it, I love it. I mean, you gotta pick for the Masters this weekend? Oh, sorry. Oh, okay.

Oh, you sure? Kinda out of shape. Hideki Matsuyama? Is this guy ever gonna take his... Take his body seriously? Look, it's good like it is. We all know it could be better. Right.

But it's pretty good like it is. It's like fine. No, no, it be better. Right. But it's pretty good like it is. It's like fine. No, no, it's better than fine. Get off my ass. And he takes coaching really well too. Right. That's the thing. You just got to, you know, there's a couple Tommy Fleetwood fans.

You guys got to pick for the Masters this weekend by any chance? Pick for the Masters this weekend? Pick for the Masters. Gov? I guess Pick for the Masters this weekend? Pick for the Masters. Golf? I guess they're telling me questions. Yeah. I don't really watch. Roy McIlroy. Yeah. There you go. Where is the Masters played? Where is the Masters played? Augusta Joyce. I love these guys. Hell yeah. You know it it was like way, way late before they let black people play golf there, right? Way late.

Black folks been in Augusta for a long time. They've been in Augusta. They were not allowed at the club. Not down Magnolia. Somehow we just allow them to call this golf tournament the Masters. And we all just watch it like, huh. There might be some history.

Yeah, Tiger Woods did that. Did what? Won it. A lot. Yes, I did what wanted a lot Sunday read I like it do the fuzzy Zeller joke. I don't know that one might you guys They would let me I mean that's when Tiger won the Masters you guys remember when Tiger first won the Masters the day after what fuzzies that is no is the next year right no uh cuz they were asking I think it was right after he won that sending wasn't it legitimately like the 90s before they had a black member? Am I just confusing that with Condoleezza Rice

being the first black woman? Probably the first black female ever was Condoleezza. I think it all came pretty quick about the same time. Yeah, it wasn't like. They're just like, we need one of everybody. Yeah. It was Leetrovino saying, barely played in the Masters because he's like,

they only let people look like me work here. You know the Masters is like really good but you know what they call the fifth major? I think you're... Oh you will not do it to him. The Byron Nelson. You're damn right the Byron Nelson. And we're gonna be out there. Gonna be at the Byron Nelson.

It's called the CJ Cup. Byron Nelson. 1990. That's right. What I mean? 1990. 1990. Cupp, Byron Nelson. That's right. What I mean? 1990. 1990. Black member. 1990, first black member at Augusta.

I'm pretty sure that Byron sent a leading record regarding these things. So come check us out at the C.J. Cupp Byron Nelson. C.J. Cupp Byron Nelson dot org. Is that where I get tickets? Because I need to get my tickets still. C.J. Cupp Byron Nelson. CJCupByronNelson.org. Is that where I get tickets? Cause I need to get my tickets still. CJCupByronNelson.org.

Yes. You know what? Now that's cool for the commercial to pretend you don't have tickets. We're inviting you, you can come with us. I accept. And if you go out, you can watch, you can see Mike Saroy and Danny Bayless with us,

Cash Saroy. Yeah. And you're like, ah, that's a lot of dudes. What if I could offer you Julie Dobbs and Emily Jones? Holy ass, really? They will be with us as well. Oh my god. Dang, man. That's right. So you can ogle them. Ratio. I will be. Yeah, for sure, dude. I think that's one of the copy points in our CJ Cup Byron Nelson live spot read.

Thanks for the info. I can't wait. I'm legit excited. That one door company. They have a fax or no. I'll email it to you. All right. So did you give the website and stuff?

It's the 57th Byron Nelson. Yeah, I gave the website and stuff? It's the 57th Byron Nelson. Yeah, I gave the website and stuff. The CJ Cup. I feel like just yesterday I was standing there at the 37th. Yeah, kind of goes by fast, doesn't it? I already got myself a teethache. Yes, sir. Get loud in there.

All right. Like, oh, right away. Where'd you get the clown nose, sir? This guy's got the Lakers Brunson front back. All right, like right away, where'd you get the clown nose, sir? This guy's got the Lakers Brunson front back. Oh Wow, very good front Brunson Nick's back. That's an expensive It was Oh he did yeah, it's very just. Okay, so walk me through this. What happened?

The guy was giving them away out here and they... Stuck in a box like this. Was he inside? No. Out here. He was out here and he was giving out these volcanoes and he made them come out. They kicked him out of the blizzard.

Security walked him out. Wow. That's insane, fuck Niko's right. That seems crazy, right? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know they could side handing stuff out. We're just in America on this side of the door.

You know, they're going to they're going to make up. They're going to give them property. So you're going to put that in your pocket and try to wear it in and put it back on. I just came here for the noses. Yeah. Hell, yeah, I know.

There's the whole thing. Yeah, for sure. Respect. I mean, it's nice talking to you. I love how he's rocking it. Just walk in backward and then they won't see it. That's right. Instead of taking it off.

Just kind of- You think Tim will talk to you now as he's in his TV? No, don't talk about your TV. You guys, can you guys, there's no way it's live, right? Here, I'm just gonna walk behind the hit, okay? Just kind of bounce it under your sack. You can get that red ball in there

Somebody's doing a hit right there. I'm not exactly sure I think Tim man's a good-looking dude Yeah, he's he's definitely trimmed up from the days when he used to dominate Mikey in the post. Yeah, he's a handful Oh look, we got another guy. There he is Fire Niko, where'd you get the nose? What happened to him? He's right there. Oh, he's still there? Okay, let's go down here Well, they might even get out of the plaza probably okay, but I don't know he's street i don't know but how will we find him here though there's so many people down here with that oh it's this jesus christ how many is that ask him what's up hold on one second what's up

gregory d is coming out of miffitts in the sea you might have another boy basketball team trying to go out of town the south florida west farm okay i'll keep him out for he gives 50 for everyone we only 200 bucks away help us out i have no cash on me. I appreciate it. No credit cards are maxed out. My wife's leaving me. I believe you but she's gone. I'm broke. Yeah. What's the story here, sir? TC has a lot of cash on him. I saw it earlier. You think they're gonna let him wear them in? You're gonna put it in the pocket? Do you know if anybody, like do you have any surrogates who have tried to go in with it yet or anything?

Do you know? Yeah, that's a good point. Shooters, people on the corner. So there is a, how many does he have? Ask him. How many do you have? A thousand, yeah, I've got one right here. For sure. It's a giant box. It was Amazon.

What did that cost? What did this cost you? What? Help us out. What did it cost? Ballpark. Cheap stuff on Amazon. More or less than a thousand. From China, you can't get anything.

It's true. Why won't he say it? He's got a fucking nose. It's true. Why won't he say it? He's got a fucking nose. It's true. I don't know why he won't say it. What do you want me to fight the game? He's not going to say it.

Yeah. Tip his box over. Kick his ass. Here now. Now people are coming down here to grab some noses. We got... There you go. Yeah, grab some noses.

Everybody grab a nose. Da da da da da. Fuck that guy. So he has a box of 1,000 red clown notes. Go. There we go. That would be awesome. All right, good.

It's for Nico. Yeah. That would be pretty awesome if. Do you think it would be really visible on TV? Clown notes? If 1,000 people had them out of 20,000? Fire, Nico! Oh. He's trying it. clown if 1000 people had them out of 20,000 Jake you think that'll be pretty visible. I don't think if a thousand people were wearing a clown nose at the same time

Tim is in his head. It depends on the TV shots. They use they I don't know if they'll avoid it We used to always talk about how could we get on Sports Center and if we ran up and tackled Tim McMahon while doing his hit. Oh. Bye, Onico. Oh, he's trying it. You got something on TV or something? He's got a. Oh, they're doing it. Oh, they got them on TV.

Oh, yeah, he's on TV right now. I don't know if Jake has like a directional mic or an omni directional, but it is great to capture his voice and not all the crowd. Yeah. So even if there was chanting, we wouldn't be able to tell. Yeah, that was I just looked in the bars and we were live. Everyone began saying live. What's going on here? and we were live. They were doing Grand State Live.

What's going on here? Is Wendy there or is Wendy? Wendy's buying a hot dog in the street. You ready to go? I think Saroy wants to leave here. I'm getting anxiety. I want to be there. I want to smell it all up. I can say on the phone, I can say oh shit, buddy

Buddy buddy, okay Did you guy drop his box of noses stay here and do my Franco before you we'll talk Franco in a minute What are we doing here Jake that guy was in some sort of a conflict with the security guard The guy asked him to leave It's gonna go ask me lead the guy gave him a nice chest push. Oh and bomb Hey Security guards calling over a friend ask all three of them who's gonna win the Masters Guys going over who it looks like he was calling over more security

other more security yeah yeah let's get that let's hear that guy yeah well it's a tough thing is this the security guard I don't think he is Matt Howardson from I'm sorry, what'd you say the rule was? What's the rule? The nose? Did they say the shirt? Good luck! I couldn't hear him Jake, what did he say? He was told no noses, no shirts with Nico nose on it damn I wonder if they're gonna let me go here this fire Nico shirt. Yeah, no even go let you in

Better that guy just said down there that security guard nothing at least the shirts with the clown nose on it or a no-go But who I don't know what i don't know this guy just pop that shirt off now to be safe and you pop the top off right now just be sitting there and let's take a look and i sure hope i don't get no car accident on the way home tonight i'll be done if i. But if I did. But if you did and only one finger was working.

And one number on your phone was working. Oh, you guys talking about Frankel and Frankel? I want it to be three. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. If your phone gets all smashed and only one number is left working, you better hope it's three.

Cause then you're in touch with Frankel and Frankel. Yeah, 214 or 817. Yeah, if you get... they're personal injury attorneys. The best. And, yeah, so if you get in a personal injury... Yeah. Not like a real public injury. No.

They... Especially with a truck, company-owned vehicle, someone with writing on it, they got a team ready to rock for them, and guess what? You might not think They got a team ready to rock for them, and guess what? You might not think you have a team ready to rock for you, but you do, and it's Frankel and Frankel. One call away, man, and they got your back. They'll tell you exactly what to do, right there, on site. I'd be panicking.

Not to call Frankel and Frankel, then I'd know what to do. So is that the first call you should make if you do get an accident? 100%, the very first call you should make. Right there, on site, because there's little things that are happening right there like they're the the businesses team is already getting the call ready to work trying to punch holes in stories but a Franklin Franklin you got the

squad and guess what you're the better squad your favorite they sound amazing they're amazing and they're cool dudes that's not in the copy or anything but they're cool as hell here want wanna see Jake while we're playing this. Franco and Frankel and understanding of the law and its power. 314 or 817. All three. All right.

Jake's proud of his new tags. All right, Mike Saroy is the single. I love you. You want to hear the shocking person who's going to win the Masters? Robert McIntyre is going to win the Masters. Robert McIntyre. Hey, when he goes, Dan, stay on with me for one second here. I'm going to try to see if I can see anybody getting in or not getting in with these shirts on.

No, it's very interesting because what if that's all you wore? What are you going to do? You paid $300 for this ticket. These shirts on no, it's very interesting because what if that's all you wore What are you gonna do? You paid $300 for this ticket See if anybody up here has Fire me like we were talking earlier to a dude Who said he was he was looking on stuff or whatever and found tickets for five bucks last week was like the Raptors game or something yeah like if you do want to go

to love your shirt sorry if you do want to go to a professional game and take your kid oh yeah I mean I guess we could wait on how long do you want to wait Dan I'm gonna go with this KD. I hope he scores hard. I'm just gonna go find out if he let me in or not. Oh yeah, I mean I guess we could wait on... How long do you wanna wait Dan? We're good, I'll do whatever man. You just wanna hop in line right now with him and you'll go in? Right now. Just ask, just follow him.

He's gonna go ask. Oh he's gonna go ask. I was going to go ask all right. So for our audio folks Jake is walking up to the front of the line a huge line to get into the AAC. Our buddy Luis has a maverick shirt on the back. It says MFFL Mavs fans for Luca. One that he just told him, I don't know. And on the front, it says fire Nico. Just block letters. They're saying no.

No clown knows. They will not let you in the gate. I wonder if they'll let TC in. What's he wearing? I don't know. They will not let you in the gate. I wonder if they'll let TC in. What's he wearing? Yeah, that's a me bow. TC's got that one on. Do you want it?

Well, it's the same thing though, right? I feel like it's less blatant. At least try that one. I think I took it, but I was gonna buy it now. Oh, okay. Well, that one was, okay. Oh, so TC has the white one that our guy gave us? Yeah, the one that Walker gave us.

The one with the picture of the guys? Yeah, it's a little more subtle. But he's got a shirt on under that too, right? TC? Yeah. Oh, that's a great shirt. The half JFK, half Nico face. Yeah, you? Yeah, I want to send it to my wife. Yeah. Here's a photo for Nico, buddy. What's up, bro? What's up, you? Yeah, I want to send it to my wife. Yeah. See, so. Here's a fucker, Niko, buddy. What's up, bro?

What's up, man? How many people are on? So, that's gonna be interesting if they turn away hundreds of people. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, so real quick, Dan, I think our situation is, I'm saying this line takes me about 10 minutes. And then obviously I would be bailing. Well then that's when the show will end, right? Oaks Lake Jersey. What's up, man? All right, uh, all right, five hours before I got a pitch of that. You think this guy will be like, oh, geez, I don't have smoke and stuff.

Are you going to be allowed to take in the microphone? We're going to try. What if they say no? What's your plan? Give it to Peyton Yeager. She'll bring it back here. I've worked something out that will stay between me and the person I worked it out with.

Are you pounding a five hour energy? Yeah. Would you prefer that I put it in a glass and sniff it a little bit and open it? You know, it's going to be 1115 until you run out of energy. That's a jerk move. I'm gonna put this down. They probably got trash. Is Mike gone? Yeah Mike Saroy is gone. Okay. He is headed your way. So that that is very interesting. There are not as many Fire Niko shirts as I was expecting to be honest with you. Because like I've made the walk to the front of the line and back a couple times and at most I'm

seeing like one per time. Still there's hundreds of people with them. There are hundreds. So are they going to turn all those people away? I would guess if you wore a Fire Niko you're like- You think I'm fine to take this in, right? If you wore a fire Nico, don't you think you came prepared with another shirt as well, knowing? Well, Luis didn't. Excuse me? What's up?

Work. Hey, thank you. Hi. Hi. Hey, what's your name? Laura. Laura, very nice to meet you. Sweet.

And your name? Hi, Diane. Nice to see you guys. Tell her. The one that got me into the mobs. Oh, awesome. This is a weird day. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. What's up, bro? Hey, what's up? We got our tickets back in October. didn't realize we had the game, 80s first game and then also. History makers. Will you engage in like fire Nico chance? Should they break out? Or are you, I mean, you're wearing Mavs gears. You're obviously still a Mavs fan.

But you, will you just for tonight, join me? Absolutely. Okay. All right, so tonight's the night to do it. We went to the protests and everything. Oh, fantastic. I just decided to show off. Dan, she actually has a tattoo,

so we wouldn't have to, like, I could just show her mine. Ask her, does she want to see your tattoo? Just ask her. Just say, do you want to see my tattoo? So you've listened to the show yet? Yeah. Okay. So, you know, Dan, he asked if I would ask you if you want to see my tattoo. Yeah. Okay. Well, wait, wait, wait. Say now, Dan. Dan is saying this is part of a game. It's called tit for tat. So Dan says this is part of a game called tit for tat.

Well, god damn, sorry. Damn it, dude. Does she still want to see the tat? I don't know. Say, do you still want to see my tattoo? I still want to see the tattoo. Oh, okay. She's good.

She's good. There. Here she. So nice to meet you. Tell her you want to see her tattoo, though. Her tattoos are invisible. They're awesome. She's got a peagal.

Yo, that is awesome. I just saw a bunch. That's super cool. Damn. Yeah. Alright, so... That's a little weird, right? Getting a peagel tattoo? Should I take a sock? What's up? Should I take a sock? Well, we're gonna try. Yeah, I mean, what's the worst? The only thing I will say is I need to be able to pull the tickets here up. I do have them in the wallet, Dan. Are you able to do that and keep the Zoom link up? Yeah, for now.

The question is going to be, can I get all of these, quote, smoking devices in there? Oh yeah. I'd like to thank all of our sponsors, especially Fair Lease. We like to bookend the show sometimes with Fair Leases. So thanks, fairLease.org. Yeah, for sure, man. Unless you want to be jerked around by a bunch of a-holes. But if you don't, then go to Fair Lease.

Yeah, man. This has been really fun. Still 11.30 tomorrow? Are we broadcasting tomorrow at 1130 Michael Clayton I think so Michael Clayton is here I'm prepared to carry this thing wouldn't it be funny if they've like already blocked me from entrance at the AAC yeah would you go nuts bro would you go you go off? Would. Oh, look at that. Hey, look, we got some, yeah, some C's. Already some signs taken. They're probably not letting TC in. So we're going to have to ditch this shirt here in a second, but we'll try it.

He'll just have to take the shirt off, right? He's got another one. Oh yeah, he has his Hawaiian shirt. We have a million of them. Yeah, he's got his Hawaiian on him. Yeah. Yeah, he's got his Hawaiian on him. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, let's see if we can still just broadcast.

Dan, I'm gonna put this mic in my pocket. All right, if you guys, if you get cut off, then the show will just be over. Jake is walking into the AAC now, wearing his Luka 7, he's the guy in the Luka 77 Laker jersey. Thank you, ma'am. TC, it looks like like is getting stopped by security okay how do I he's gonna have to take the camera

I'll come back to you you don't have to get a lot of stomach. Okay fantastic. Ask her if she wants to see your tattoo. So what's the bet? Hold on can you hear me? Yeah can you hear me? Uh they won't let us take the gimbal in. God damn it what if you stick it in your anus? Um can't hold the camera after this. OK, so that's probably. That's bullshit. That's just a rule she made up. She didn't even know. She's like, I think I should just stop him from taking this because. I know.

So I'm going to have to bail because I got to take care of this equipment. This is where you guys need Blind Josh. You can get right in. Give it to Peyton. Yeah, hand it to Peyton Jaeger and she'll bring it back to us. Oh, I think we lost contact. Oh, there you go. There's Jake. I think we've lost TC's video. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Okay, well, I don't know.

You may be trying to figure it out or something. That's all right. We don't have you on video anymore. Yeah. Any closing remarks, Jake? I hope it gets crazy, man. I hope if nothing else that the night ends and Luca knows that everybody here knows he got stabbed in the back, disrespected.

And I hope that before his head hits the pillow tonight, uh, Nico and Dumont for that matter, have at least one brief moment where they're like, I can't believe how bad I fucked this up for so many people. And if that thought crosses their mind even once, I'll claim a victory. Well, roll on some of the chants and everything. Absolutely. From in there. Great work.

Absolutely. Great work by you, TC. Hi, bro. And the Mavs fans. All right. All right. Thanks, bros. Good times.

Tomorrow, 1130-ish? I'll be there. Or 1130 exactly. Alright. Alright, thanks bros. Good times. Tomorrow, 11.30ish? I'll be there. Or 11.30 exactly. What are we going to do tomorrow? I don't know. Adios, mofo. We gotta go before this becomes a zoo.

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