The Dumb Zone FREE - Mark Cuban speaks, Nick Black on the latest crypto change, and Lily Phillips and your grandpa | DZ 3-7-25 PREVIEW

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

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Hey now! What you are about to hear is a free preview of one of this week's premium episodes of The Dumb Zone. If you would like to hear this program in full, along with the full archive... Ah, shit. If you would like to hear this program in full, with the archive of all of our past episodes, you can subscribe at DumbZone.com. There he goes. That's our buddy. I bet he does live 60 more years.

He'll live forever. That's why Steve Jobs is such a moron. Now all of the tech bros now are like, yeah, I mean, not all the Brian Johnson guy, but all of them are like, yeah, I'm'm 60 and I have the testosterone of a 15 year old. And he also was like a vegan and all that, so like he did everything else.

Yeah. Except for take cancer seriously. Should have been ripped. It would have been so funny if Steve Jobs ended up with a Bezos-like second wife. This dork, just this plastic chick with a huge rack at the inauguration. I have a quick bout. Today in Twitter.

Today in Twitter. Hit me. If you guys don't mind. Whoa! That's awful loud. Let's pull that down. The boys are vibing over here though. Yeah?

That buff. We're good with it? I'm surprised you guys haven't told me about Lily Phillips news. The... Do you know, Blake? Tell me. We have a new thing, a new OnlyFans stunt that has people... I just am getting pretty sick of her, but is it the old people? It is nursing home residents.

Yeah. Yes. She'll go there. OK, 100 of them? No. She's going to need more than a day. There's no number on it. Yeah, but it's just that she has been promoting, I don't know, Instagram.

Or no, I guess on OnlyFans. She's putting out pictures of her. Let's see. Oh my God, this guy's like 100. He got a walker. Recently she put on Instagram a picture of her with an 82 year old man. Is there a sign up?

Should I get my grandpa in this? You should get your grandpa in this. He used a walking thing for support as he posed alongside her in a TikTok video. She said she's spending time not only with Steve, but two of his elderly friends. She says, when I said I don't mind guys of any age or size, I really meant it.

I thought she was pregnant. That was a bit too. She has announced her intention to seek out older men, encouraging those 60 and older to reach out. That's too low of a cutoff. Quote, I'd love to do some charity work while I'm here, so anyone in a care home, hit me up. I'll let anyone have a go, even guys who could be my granddad or my little brother.

Yeah, that's branding, marketing for sure. 60s too low though. Way too low. Like 60s not nursing home. 62, 63, that's just, I mean there's plenty of 62 year olds who can still knock the bottom out of that thing. So, these would be 75. 75 and older?

Yeah. This ain't the 40's dude, 65 year old guys are playing pickle ball and stuff. 60 is like a 40 year old these days. Yeah. 60 is an 80's 40 year old. Let's sign Jerry up. But 75 is the it's

well that's still old. Especially for a man. So now I'm finding out also that like some are criticizing Lily Phillips cuz it's like get your own bit. Someone named Wisconsin Tiff. Of course. She already squatted on this territory. 36 years old. She has built her only fans brand around around filming herself with elderly partners. She claims she prefers that for their emotional availability and patience. Oh shit man. So I just searched Wisconsin Tiff and her Twitter account came up but it's an old tweet from January of 2023. It says I have an opportunity coming up.

I'm looking to work with a little person. You don't have to be a creator. If you have a friend who is a little person, let them know Tiff wants to suck their dick on camera. Oh my gosh. Does she think little people can't use social media? It has to be a friend? Can't reach the keyboard. Like she doesn't say if you are a little person.

Good lord, this is an aggressive Twitter page. I'm back out of that. Wisconsin Tiff. OK, so now what is Bonnie Blue going to do? How is she going to one up Lily Phillips? What was she, the thousand girl one? Yeah, and she's pregnant, which people thought is why Lily Phillips said she was pregnant. And they've done a bunch of scenes together. Tiffany makes 80k a month.

Damn. 80k a month. When she was four, her mom was murdered by her ex-boyfriend. She found her body. Ooh, we have a bit of a Dexter situation there. Yep. Was she wallowing in the blood? She's wallowing in something.

Old cum. Gross. And that was today in Twitter. She actually says, blah blah blah blah blah, I began creating sexual content with older men, which was a turning point for me, became my my niche the older demographic was much more supportive and kind making it a smoother path for me well yeah that's sweet it is sweet it's empowering for these women i think yeah i mean that's yeah they're just old so they can't get going as hard well no but i'm saying they're going to be, like, let's look at you, what are you putting yourself through college, that's sweet.

You know, what are your dreams, hon? Yeah. They wanna talk to you, they just wanna look at your old shit. Also, like, I wanna be super clear for those who are only following along audio-wise, like, if you're like, boy, I bet this woman named Wisconsin Tiff,

who only sucks off midgets and fucks old dudes, is probably really hot. You're wrong. Really? She's not. Okay. Well, so Lily is breaking ground there a little bit. I know the profile led you to believe this was Jennifer Aniston, but... Like Lily Phillips is no root, right? No, she's attractive.

Yeah. So is Wisconsin Tiff. I don't know, you're high. I don't know, pal. high. I don't know pal, the pictures I was just seeing. Yeah, what are you against Wisconsin Tiff for? Is she all blonde and stuff? Yeah, we must be looking at different... I don't know bud. Boy, this is a Haltem 10, brother.

Nah, dude, come on, what are we doing here? This is like? Not gonna lie I did used to want to hit miss Piggy. Yeah, what's wrong with this pig? What's next? I don't know do you want to do some news? Yes. Here's Jake with the Dumb Zone News. We do have a pilot here, but we're not going to ask him to identify. Here's Jake with the Dumb Zone News. Hell yeah. One more month, voice of God, man.

That was one more time, guy. One more time. I don't even really know what to do now. God man that was one more time guy one more time But I don't even really know what to do now What did you say have a pilot area, but we're not gonna have him say who he flies for it doesn't get in trouble but in American Airlines Flight attendant that we certainly did this story at the time, but now he has actually been sentenced Or he's pled guilty. This is a flight attendant who had rigged up the airplane bathroom with his iPhone

the little recording of underage types. Now what I don't know and this is probably in the story that I didn't read a second one to confirm. What I don't know is did this guy just F around and accidentally catch a teen in his net? And now he's like, oh shit, I'm in real trouble. Like it's enough, it'd be one thing just to be a sexual predator, but if you're a... Yeah, like if he got in trouble for trying to get you know executive ladies up skirts Yeah, and then a ninth grader sits down. He's like shit

But he can't But so you're saying let's look at it from his perspective He might not be that bad. Yeah But he might be that's the thing we just don't know but I yeah. So the girl's father confronted him during the flight. Ooh. That's not good. And he then went to the bathroom. That's tough.

You might not want to do that. I wait till we land. He's the pilot. He's the flight attendant. Oh, flight attendant, okay. Yeah. Because if it was the pilot that rigged it up... No, you don't have to get a suey, bitch.

You don't tell him, because then the pilot's going to... yeah, he's going to think, okay, I'll just fly into this mountain now. End it all for all of us. Uh, yeah. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, bitch. You don't tell him, because then the pilot's going to... Yeah, he's going to think, okay, I'll just fly into this mountain now. End it all for all of us.

So, a couple things had happened, right? So the girl saw the phone and took a picture of it with her phone. So then she showed her family. And then the dad confronted the flight attendant. This is the funniest part. DOJ's report said, the flight attendant went to the bathroom and locked himself inside with his iPhone for the five minutes left in the flight. Like, why is the flight attendant... I don't know why I just did a list, but yes I do. I'll just hide in here.

Like, they'll never find me. And they land and they're like, come on out pal. We're gonna need your phone. Did you think there was an escape hatch? No, he probably wanted to jerk it one last time. But yeah, the problem is that they then searched his iCloud account. And there were a lot of these things. A lot of them were underage.

OK, so it wasn't just a... Yeah. Happened to catch one in the net. So sentencing has already happened or? Uh, let's see, just pled guilty. Which is, I don't know why that makes me feel good. When I see somebody plead guilty, I'm like, yeah, you know you did it. Admit it.

Admit, say it. Well, that must mean they have a plea deal. Yeah, he's facing 15 to 20. From my understanding and many hours of law and order. Right. Don't you feel like you have a pretty good understanding of the courts because of TV? That makes me feel like I don't have a good deal.

No, here's why I think you do. Because we've talked about this a bunch, but when we were in court, I kept thinking like this is Exactly like it is on TV. Like this is how people I Don't know people like oh, it's not gonna be anything like on TV. It's slow. It is slow, but the whole Hey that you're out of court people talk one way real chummy and it's like oh get the best of you And then when they go in there and it's like, oh, get the best thing out of it. And then when they go in there, it's a complete show.

Asshole, theatrics, again, histrionics, over the top. It's not matching reality. And that's the way they show it on TV. That's how it is. You know why? Because all those motherfuckers think they're performers. Even the cool ones. Like, we had great lawyers.

You don't think Frank loves doing his bit Frank is like a true performer But he's just like logically very smart and can wrap it up in her performance His whole mr. Catlin Could you read? Do you expect can you read this you know I'm not gonna ask you if you expect me to believe that? I'm ask if you expect all these people can Can we go back to the first slide that I showed now? Can you now, can you read the date on that? It's just all that is just. Like it's all a big setup. And I love it but it is like it is on TV.