The Dumb Zone FREE - Mikko Rantanen's natty hatty and the Cowboys trade for George Pickens | DZ 5-8-25

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneOk. We're back in. The Cowboys trade for George Pickens. The Stars have the best player on the planet right now in Mikko Rantanen. Jake receives a plaque from his city and we have a wild ride in closing remarks involving us receiving one of the most unique gifts we've ever been given (00:00) - Open: Jake honored by Grapevine (18:06) - Sports: Mikko Rantanen's natty hatty, George Pickens trade (55:30) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:26:36) - Show announcement (01:32:11) - Today in Twitter: Southlake wife swap, Byron Scott, Pirates fan (01:51:50) - News: Senior Assassin (02:05:54) - VM birthdays/Today in History (02:31:42) - Closing Remarks with Amy ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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a bargain. Now, onto today's program. The Dumb Zone is a Texas brand, just like Fair Lease, they're Texas proud, Texas owned and strong. They're part of the credit union of Texas Blake. And when I think Texas, I think Fair Lease and fairness. Fairlease.org. I talked to Joseph the other, can I step in here? By all means, sir. I talked to Joseph, the president of Fair Lease. Number one. So this is a big deal. Yeah, there's like a red phone that he called me on. He was saying, it's great to hear from dumb zone listeners. They got their first lease off of TikTok. What?

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God, they're so slick now. We have to roll on it. Yeah, yeah. No, it makes a lot of noise. But it's not the hat. I'm giving it to her. No, it's like just. You don't want to hear Blake.

I'm just going to put this in quarter. I'm going to tie my mustache. No, I'm pict were just... I'm just gonna put this in quarter and a half. Oh, I'm gonna tie my mustache. No, I'm picturing Friday's show. Clayton, fire up Jake's wife's video now. Oh, there she is. Hey, here's this prank I played on my wife. I'm selling this video for $9. Look how into it she is.

Be a substack. Alright, now Blake's wife is pregnant, but some guys are into that. Here, fire up grab the video Blake. I meant audio! Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright, alright, alright. Why am I walking? I should buy a car.

Yeah, no, I'm... These cars keep passing. What is this innovation? Can I lease one fairly? I'm doing so much on my phone during the walks, bro. Oh, I know Imagine if I had as many steps as you how much I could do. Yeah, your thumb can reach the other side of the screen there Big, really big phone in it tablet

Anyway, we could start off by saying I'm damn it down. I Jake Kim. I'm Blake Jones. We have Clayton Kimbrough here. Here, being high atop my garage. Where it all started. Been a minute. Dragon Den of Inequality, we have not been here in some time. And the reason we are here today is a sit-in who has requested that we broadcast here This sit-in is Amy Martin

Hall of Famer Martin She's real She is real stuff. She's spectacular. She's real. She's spectacular. Aww. Your skin care routine is immaculate. Okay.

You have nice skin. How old are you Amy? 64. Not exactly your demographic. I don't know man. Our demographic is human. Yeah. That demographic is human. That's the thing. Yeah, 64 year old woman, really?

In radio, they're like, oh my gosh, we have to have men 25 to 54 or you guys don't get your bonus. Yeah, and as a lover of woman, it would break my heart. They would show me a listener. It would be a woman, I imagine a gentle soul, and little Elm who listens to The Hang Zone all day. It didn't matter. Did who listens to the Hang Zone all day, it didn't matter. Did not account for the ratings at all.

Because she didn't have a penis. Right. And she had buying power. I'm glad I don't have a penis, but... Yeah. I still like the dumb zone. I don't know about that. Anyway, all humans matter.

TV monitors 2+, I'm learning. Really? Anyone over the age of 2 watches D 2 plus, I'm learning. Really? Anyone over the age of 2 watches DZTV, we get credit. I saw that. Yeah, I saw that. Because it's a big number. Let your kids watch. Yeah, we were crushing the tots.

Anybody that's 1, though, we will accept them here. They want to subscribe? Really? You want to get a subscription for your one-year-old? No rules here. Just right. You know? Wouldn't that be great?

I mean, people are buying, who was it the other day? Was that a one-year-old no rules here. Just right, you know, wouldn't that be great? I mean people are buying Who was it the other day it was that a one-year-old's birthday party? I can't remember people are buying Presents for this one-year-old that one-year-old doesn't know did somebody just do the two chains thing That you mmm. I didn't do it on purpose if I did true This two-year-old baby smoking weed the point is get your get your baby a dumb zone subscription over there on patreon.com or whatever. We'll lock it in. Are you scouting Jordan Hudson's? What are you doing at a one year old birthday party?

I might be. I don't want to talk about it. You can see the bone structure early. Jesus. Amy emailed us. We're going to hear more from Amy in what we call closing remarks. In the coming segments and minutes. Can I read this email or no? Sure. Your initial email. I don't remember what it said, but go ahead. Hi Blake, I would like to have a sit-in. I'm recently divorced and it would be awesome to meet and to get to know a DZer. Let's go. Let me know if we can work on a DZ fix-up. So stay

tuned to the end of the show. Are we live? We're live. I'm sorry I didn't mean to do a Dan. Okay let's text. Hit the chat. Hit theez. Oh please. If it's anything like Reddit, forget it. YouTube chat's nice. Does Reddit hammer you? I never read Reddit, but that's what y'all say. Oh, okay. I'm sure they'd be fine. There's lots of horn dogs out there, Amy Martin. How long were you married?

32 years. That's so wild. I mean, is it like, uh, acrimonious? Oh god yes. Okay. It was his idea and he's been a complete asshole. Okay that's not so fun. I guess in my head I imagine... His idea to get the divorce? Yeah. How did he approach you and did you take it well? I'm not writing notes now. Kid situation? Wait. We have an old daughter's in her 20s. All right. Well we'll hear about all this in closing remarks. But we're very excited. There's so much. We're very excited to talk to you but we have lots of stuff on today's program.

Can it ever just happen and be cool or what are we? My parents were cool. I think we need to focus on Blake's shirt. He's a good friend of the show now. What is it? The Duke Manny weather, Tyler Booker's coach and Tyler Smith's coach and our offensive line guru. I thought he was a great dude. He's a great guest but-

Support him. I don't know man. This transformation of you wearing like offensive line t-shirts and sporting a mustache. I mean you know it all starts with a line of scrimmage. And your hat, while we know it's a dumb zone moosing hat, looks political.

You just look like- The mustache, dude. This whole thing is just, it's a lot of hair. It's jarring every time I see you, but then I love it. I love it too. Muzzy May. It just looks so good. Join me.

I might join you. I don't know. Your mic's off. How about now? There you go. I had a thought the other day sergeant six toe would be all up Blake's ass with this mustache. Yeah the Sergeant who from generation kill Dan would have loved okay. I was thinking of sergeant slaughter isn't that a wrestler Yeah, I think a 90s wrestler just the guy who's like okay So the the rule

was when you were deployed in certain battalions, like you could have a mustache, but it couldn't extend beyond the edges of your lips. And so. I think I'm within rank. Yeah. Yeah, but you're a little too in rank is the point, because you can be in rank and have a historical mustache.

A Jordan. Yeah, and have a historical mustache. Jordan, should I keep it? Yeah, you have a little late Jordan, and you're not breaking regs. First time or learning? So, since I've seen you guys, I've been a man about my community. And it started Tuesday night, but I will tell you what I did this morning first.

I was a chaperone at a kindergarten field trip Now this field trip it was a nice entry or first base type action because we just walked 10 minutes to the Botanic or botanical gardens botanical I got to do sounds like there's a coal But whatever doesn't matter to guard saying it wrong a long time, but it's a cool park a little more than just like a playground it's huge so we walked over there and I don't know why I was doing I guess I was doing guess my wife is out of town my wife's actually in Canada and I She was like I was gonna go will you go and I guess I thought a lot of parents go I would say for four classes there were eight adults

Not a lot. Well, people work. I know, I guess just having a flexible job, that's why Kristen does it, but I was like, that made me feel better that I was there. Like, oh, okay, this is a thing. It stands out a little bit to know that I'm here. At least that's what I thought until I got there, and she was like, didn't know me.

Yeah. It broke down a little bit to where she wanted to play with me and hang out, but at first she just literally walked right past me. And I'm like, all right, that's what we're doing today. That's cool. And then a couple little Kirby type situations. So I'm pushing the kids on her and two of her friends on like a joint swing. Three people can get on it, but now a fourth one wants on. And I'm like, I don't know about this. It's a big kid.

This is gonna break the swing. And she starts to get on and they're like, push us. Norah's dad, push us. And I'm like, I don't know. Teacher looks over and she steps in. And I'm like, thankfully I'm saved on that one. So then I'm pushing Norah and her friends for a minute and then they decide they wanna get off.

And I go sit down and I'm just chilling. Like, all right, I'll check in with Dan and the boys. Now, three other kids I don't know come up to me and they're like, you're the pushing guy? Pushing guy. I was like, I don't know, I don't even know you. No, come push us. I'm like, this is weird, but.

Yeah, but you're on the class trip. I'm gonna do it. You're there for the class. Yeah, so it's just, it's fascinating to me still yeah to watch her just interact and navigate little situations and I'm the it's just it still blows my mind to watch her politic and stuff it's crazy because you're seeing her in a different element complete yeah society and this is how I just was falling back while I was recording a lot of it, but like does she act

Significantly different no she's very loud a vocal kid She talks a lot to every other kid to strangers to it made me proud though because there were other kids whose parents were there Who immediately just was like go to their parent and couldn't interact after that I was proud of her for that, but my big citizen night of import was Tuesday night at Grapevine City Council meeting, where my wife and I were honored by the historic district for our remodel. What's that?

What does that mean? So you live in Grapevine by Main Street. That's the good Grapevine, as they know. Old Grapevine, right? South Grapevine is fine. Did you get a plaque? Yeah. Yeah, I did.

So wait, you did a remodel. You had to go to the city council to beg for the ability to do it, right? Yeah, it's not an easy process. And they wouldn't let you do two stories. No. And you cut down that tree. You cut down a historic tree.

Thanks, guys. Really unnecessary here. They obviously approved that part, so not important. You've taken the historic district, and the backyard is now just fake grass. So for this historic, this is just like this 100 years ago. Yeah, well. But it's nice. It looks really nice.

They are pretty serious and have been since like the early 90s about keeping things looking kind of the same. So why do they honor you just because you did it and didn't go against what they asked you to do? I'm not sure because there were four, three or four people honored. That's a waste of my taxpayer dollars that they bought a plaque for you. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you look at the taxes, I feel like the plaque is in there. More on that later though, because our friends at Ownwell have done me right.

But yeah, it's a city council meeting, and it's so funny dude. It's like got a lot of pomp, it's like a rotunda, there's pomp and circumstance. I'm like, what are we doing guys? We're not in Boston comp, like this is a grapevine. It's a small little meeting here, but there's like the presenting of the flag and like marching in the flag like what are we doing and now we're gonna do like you're standing there with a bunch of other couples bunch of other couples a bunch of other volunteers because they were talking about plants for Main Street do you like wear a suit no my wife wore nice pants and a button-up okay and were you

instructed by wife to do that? Yeah, okay. I got it is that what you're wearing Okay, you had to go change and so but there's 6070 people in there because there's different stuff going on in the meeting and not pledge of allegiance time and I'm like I'm sorry we do that at the beginning of the yeah. Well some people too Okay, not me, but the point is there's a lot of it's like third grade There's a lot of that and is there did they sing the national anthem? No But I wouldn't have been surprised. Yeah, it wouldn't have been out of place

They honored police officers because I think police week is in May they offer they honored Detention officers which was awkward because when the police officers walked in everybody stood up and applauded And I don't think they knew the detention one was coming and then those people came in They're clearly a different like I don't say class of person, but like the police officers all look very put together I don't think the requirements for working at grapevine jail are as high as being a cop So now everyone's like I'm not gonna stand for the jail. Cops like Come on having police week though. Isn't that like having white man week like well are in charge of us to be clear This is not a grapevine thing. I think this is like one of those federal deal even that I'm just saying so there was that there was a

That was after us before us was like you hear about sister cities You know I think that's so it's like Eric grapevine the Dallas mayor has one oh I'm sure they usually have a few but in Dallas like it almost makes sense for trade and like maybe I don't know grapevine is really into it and I think part of their sister city they have like six or seven one of them I'm pretty sure like overseas type. Yeah There's one in America, but a lot of its wine based because grapevine does a lot of wine Okay, but they had a guy there from Baylor Scott and white the hospital like he's the admin exec and

They had just gone to grapevine sister city in Mexico like in some remote place and brought like city in Mexico, like in some remote place and brought like defibrillators and EKG machines and incubators and all this stuff. And I'm like, well, God damn, look at this. It's not just like, oh, three people from our town come to yours and take pictures and drink wine. So my taxpayer dollars is defibrillating some Mexican guy. Some Mexican guy. That's right. That's right. So they honored us. They honored three other, four other couples. They show a before and after of your house.

Which is cool, except for us, they had found a photo from 1955 also. So they had the one from before our remodel and after. But they just put the photo from 1955 up as the before. And it's the only house in the neighborhood and then it's like after It just didn't hit. I don't think the way that they wanted to but the highlight of the night was public comment Now

I've never done this before and I don't know that I...actually I do know. I will do this. I will someday be pissed off enough about something to engage in public comment. I'm not there now. But this gentleman who was there last night was. And he was the only person who signed up to speak. And I was not aware of there being any sort of like, you know, contentious issue or you know, sometimes you go into these like I've been to one in grapevine before where everybody knew this one's about the schools and everybody was hopping mad this guy just got up there by himself and I had no idea like what's his bit so I'm gonna play you one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time in person shortly after moving here I was

adopted by a 12-week-old stray border collie on the bike path at Bias 6th, the Gravevine Faith Christian Athletic Fields. Now you see this cute phrasing will continue throughout this story of the dog adopting him. That's a big, uh, this guy probably... He's saying after he moved here... Yeah, he was walking. So he found a dog. And the dog adopted him. He's an older gentleman, he appears to maybe be retired and he lives in some really nice apartments in Great Mines. Fortunately I was not flying much at the

time and I was able to devote a considerable amount of time and effort to training the smartest most friendly canine I've ever met. She took to the leash training so well I decided to spend a couple of hundred dollars at Bass Pro To get an electronic leash. Daisy has an inherent instinct to stay close and she adapted very well to the electronic leash You guys can see where this is headed, right? No, well have you ever been stopped by a cop because your dog wasn't on a leash? Because I have it used to happen to me in Fort Worth really it wasn't leash I would get stopped in Fort Worth because she didn't have a address tag

Like it fell off, and I didn't have one for a month and this cop would act he did it like three times like No address on that dog Okay, bro Wow in the four years since Daisy has adopted me We've been challenged by Gravevine police officers who did not see a leash Since Daisy has adopted me, we've been challenged by Gravevine police officers who did not see a leash. With one exception, every time the officer was shown the remote control, and the accompanying caller, they nodded in agreement and allowed us to proceed on our way. About 25 years ago, I was sitting in your seats, serving as the Commissioner Mayor for the City of Oakland Park, Florida. Uh oh!

The call's coming from inside the house this guy knows how this all works. So I decided to look up the city code to review the language. The term leash does not appear in section 6. The definition section and the at-large section only says that a lease must have sufficient length and strength to control the animal. The term physical leash does not appear in the city code. During a couple of encounters with animal control officers they've used the term physical leash. Previously an explanation that my electronic leash met the requirements of the city code was sufficient. However my most recent encounter was contentious enough with animal control

that I requested a citation to settle the issue in court. Yeah. I'll meet you there. I'm requesting it. I'll see you. And guy with a lot of time. Yeah, no, I was thinking about how like Matt burning said, we need to hire an autist because they'll, they'll work hard for you. I was thinking we need to hire an old. I wanted to interview this guy, just be like,

anything you need him to get to the bottom of. Yeah, or an old octet. Well, it appears he might be this. Yeah. I figured that if Animal Control Division wanted to enforce a physical leash perspective, they would have approached the city attorney and petitioned for a strengthening of the language.

Since they have not done that, I have taken liberty to craft the draft ordinance Come on, man. So this guy's That's what I'm saying is he's ready to roll. I've got all the info here. Yeah, I'm giving you I think you'd want the language like change. So I just did it for you. Yes He's he's anticipating their move and he's making the next move ahead of time. Every stage. Since they have not done that, I have taken liberty to craft a draft ordinance that should settle the issue. I would appreciate you taking the time to catch the City of Grapevine up with a code, city code up with a topic as mundane as technology advances in the area of animal control.

There you go. If you have any questions or would like a demonstration of the ability to control Daisy's behavior with the electronic leash, please don't hesitate to give me a call. Thank you for your time. Thank you, sir. Would you like these? You can leave it with the city secretary, please.

I am. Circular file. OK, throw it right in the trash. Man, when he did the, I misheard him. I thought he just, I thought he had said, uh, if you'd like it... I just heard, if you'd like a demonstration of how it works, and I laughed, and Kristen like nudged me, and I'm like, that's a laugh line! Nobody else is laughing because they don't understand this guy's bawling out right now. Yeah.

B-Rabbit over here just bar for bar the whole crowd and just wrapped with attention. So you had to stay for the whole meeting? No, we left like halfway through. Okay. They like ushered in. We went to like a reception in the mayor's office. So you got to meet William D. Tate? I did. I met the big man. How's he doing? He's the mayor. I know that I met him like 15 years. He's been the mayor forever Yeah, literally like ever no and I gotta be honest. He's got a street named I thought he was like friends with Davy Crockett When I was growing up like we take the guy for the matter has to be the son of the guys

Who's the grandson is named after street? Yeah. No, it's him. It's just him and he was there and he's awesome Yeah, and he's just chilling in the back with like he's the reason that you don't pay for parking in grapevine He's the reason that there's not big. Yeah, he's he keeps grapevine cool Yeah, it was nice man. They they try to put out a little spread for you and like gave Kristin a glass of wine It was I'm trying to be normal man but it's so hard for me. If you had a camera on me in that little room as I was just doing like the kind of walk up to a group of three people and it's like this probably didn't it kind of walk up to another group it's just not and it's not for me but I was very proud of my wife like all of society isn't for us. I'm going to take my, I'm starting to realize that.

I'm going to take my plaque down to the bank and see if I can refinance my mortgage. But we did win an award and it was kind of cool. You know what I found out? Did your mom go and like they're taking pictures? No, my mom had to watch the kids. But you know what I found out? This is a topic for another day.

And it maybe just means I'm an uninformed parent. I found out this is a topic for another day, and it maybe just means I'm a I'm an uninformed parent I Found out last night. I'm pretty sure my daughter will go to grapevine middle and Colleyville heritage high school Because grapevine has like a split feeder pattern for their junior highs where you're zoned. I'd never heard of that Yeah So how far away is grapevine middle? Grapevine middle is over by, it's like where I, that track, I don't know. Oh you're just thinking Colleyville is a bit far? Cargill Heritage High School is way further than Grapevine for me, plus it's

weird to have half of her middle school go to one high school and half go to the other. But it is the Colleyville, Grapevine Colleyville ISD. I don't know if this is necessarily true, but I've heard that it might be because Grapevine, Colleyville, ISD or something? I don't know if this is necessarily true, but I've heard that it might be because Grapevine has a lot of apartments. There's like a project down the street from my house, as weird as it sounds, like Section 8 federal housing. And Colleyville has no apartments and no multifamily homes.

So from a socioeconomic diversity standpoint. It's gerrymandering. They've gerrymandered you over there? In a sense, it's like a new version of like busing. Really, kind of. Yeah. To mix it up a little. I mean, they're both great schools, I just thought it was weird.

But she's gonna go to the nicer one. I don't know. I don't like, I think, I'm much more comfortable in Grapevine. People who are from around here will know what I mean when I say this, but like, I grew up, I went to Richland. And you know how you're always just like, I want to make the generation after me a little better? I didn't want us to get all the way to South Lake. My kids can get to South Lake or Highland Park. I swear to God, when I was a kid, I thought, Grapevine. That's where rich people live.

Your ceiling coming from where you're coming from. Which was not bad, but it felt like a step up. It felt like when I heard about Grapevine, I was like, that's rich kids. And of course, it's maybe not Colleyville or Southlake or UP, but that's for them to get to. So the... Do the own well thing.

What did you do with own well? Oh man. On this great house Yeah, I I'll pull mine up property taxes in the mail. I did I did I did my protest It was super super easy Very very easy onboarding process. I'm trying to flip back at what house 690 seen put it We've been getting tons of emails from people. Tons.

So with his saving, he said, he's another satisfied listener customer, my net savings will cover my DZ subscription for the next 284 months. All right. So if you want to look at it as a way to get the podcast for free, ownwell.com slash the dumb zone, you sign up in three minutes. You send them what you owe them, but you're getting money back. 86% of people get money back. It was an extremely easy process. And now I'm on auto like Blake is. Yeah, I didn't get on auto. I went in last year and typed in my stuff, but it said no refund for you. So I't do that I'm gonna do that this year because I want to be talking about that next year how they saved me

something too so cool my refund was $1,600 whoa yes what's the webby ownwell.com slash the dumb zone we go webby for website yeah I like that well that can lead us into sports. What a night. Do you want to do sports? We have a big announcement too. Well, let's do sports. Let's do, yeah, let's do sports. You want to start with stars? Sure. Although it's Let's do sports. You want to start with Stars? Sure. Although it's a good debate.

Oh yeah, I like that. And Stars fans will get mad, but the debate is, what's the biggest sports story of the day? Before the natty-hattie, I would say the George Pickens trade will remain the biggest sports story of the day. Yeah, but. Possibly pushed off. No, not possibly. It's the second round, and it's because of what

happened in game seven. OK, I'm going to go watch ESPN and see where they rank these stories. Well, you're going to have a tough time, because neither one of them are going to be anywhere in your first three blocks because the Knicks are beating the Celtics in a playoff suit. Are they up 2-0 now? Yeah, and the Celtics were up 20 points in both games.

Oh, nice. Last night was awesome. Just beautiful. The Missoula, the Celtics coach got pantsed, and he's the golden boy. If we still had... Nailed it. I told you, dude.

Celtics. Now, I was like last night, SVP after the game, they're talking hockey because they're carrying the game. But as soon as they got done with hockey, it was right back to what are we going to do about... Hey, does the 24th title even count if you get bounced in the second round the next year? Is how does this change Jason Tatum's legacy? You know, what does this mean for Jalen Brunson great questions and the way I think of it is man

They kept Luca here. They have a good chance to get to the finals my entire time Just playing against Jalen Brunson How awesome that would have been? It would have been awesome. I also think that the league just looks super beatable right now. My whole timeline the last two nights are just like, this was a damn year. Why couldn't we have just tried this one year? Right, and if you said, yeah, but What's-his-name got hurt, Kyrie got hurt, yeah, he might

not have gotten hurt if you were playing him the correct amount of minutes. He might not have gotten hurt, and that would have been a problem. But a lot of teams are losing a lot of guys, and you still would have been competitive. You know? I mean, you're having tons of teams are playing without their second or third best guy in the playoffs. You got your top one.

But the Miko thing, it was awesome. That was just every number you see about it, the way he did it, the more I learned about the guy, the whole thing was just, was magical. Fun night. I got a little audio. Cause, who's the lady on the call? So who's the booth?

John Buchagross, who I think Blake is not not that familiar with based on our text exchange last night. I Just think he was trying to cater to his audience. He that that is his audience first of all What was your text? Well because she Lady in the booth is very Canadian It was one of the, she says a boot. Cassie Campbell. Very quiet Canadian, just over the top Canadian. And I thought Butchagross,

the way that he was saying some words was also morphing into more Canadian. I've heard Butchagross do baseball. He doesn't talk like that. And this is like gaydar for you because you're a guy who actually, you do this. You morph into whoever's around you. You will talk like them and act like them.

Yep. And you've admitted that. So since you can recognize it in someone else. Game recognizes code switch game. Yes. Well anyway. You know about, he's definitely a hockey guy though. And he used to like call himself Boochie Mchy main No, he's a douchebag. Yeah

and I don't know that it's like a full chip spin, but Do she gross there was a former ESPN host that he was like sending a lot of Really weird text dude the thing is she was texting him back though. You don't remember those photos He's doing shirt off shirt off. He was calling her doll and stuff and yes for I don't know those photos. What was he doing? Shirt off? Shirt off. He was calling her doll and stuff and she worked for him. I don't know. It doesn't look great. I was trying to read a little up on him and I- On Booch?

Yeah, just to see if, where is he from? Is he actually Canadian? Dude, he's a hockey guy, I'm telling you. That's how Dan and I know him. But then I stumbled, found this bio that he wrote and I came, this is what makes me think he's a douchebag. I once played golf with Ray Bork and tried to intentionally three putt so I could say I shot a 77 playing golf with Ray Bork. Instead the downhill putt went in and I shot a 75. That is incredible. How did he manage to pull off that break? Silly me, I one putted.

Anyway, here... Accidentally made my birdie. Dush. Here's what I want to talk about. Number one, his nickname's the Moose. Have we spent enough time on that? No. Being the home of the Moose? When he got traded. Did we?

We were alerted, yeah. We talked about it then, but I think Winnipeg. We could do more. I think their mascot might be a Moose. Am I wrong? They had a Moose in the video. Yeah. Yeah. Even though they're

the Jets. Look that up. And from a prone position, he used that long arm to poke that one by Haliback who was out of position and Miko Ranton. Okay so I want us to pay attention to the lady color commentator. And how excited Booch is. Booch is in bowels. That one by Haliback who is out of position and Miko Ranton ties the game. So Pete DeBoer knows that he has to deal with the matchups here on the road. He gets Ranton in on the fourth line, but Sam Steele creates his play.

Watch him drive beyond bat. The point here is she's like an NPR. I know she knows a lot about hockey. She was really good at hockey. She's analytical. She's a scientist. She was the one that pointed out, I think it might have been in the second or third,

they went right back to Ben, even though he was a disaster before that. And I was like, that's a good point. Could you sound like you want to make it, rather than you'd rather be putting like someone to sleep? big play from Niko Ramson does it again. He deflects the shot from the point It's his second goal of the game his seventh of the Stanley Cup playoffs in Dallas takes a 2-1 lead

There's a little bit of green sprinkled here throughout the stands in the whiteout and they're loving this. Dude, I swear to God. It sounds like Margaret Jo McCullen and Terry Rialto. Like there's a couple of greens sprinkled on the edge of the plate here. There he is. hearing if you put a couple of couple of score! Rantinen again! It's a hat trick in Winnipeg

Hint was right in front but it's Rantinen who remains scorching hot that man is out of his mind the first ball the play at the offensive blue line by Matt Dushaney gets pinched off.

You see, Lowry sees him. He pinches him off. Just no pulse. It's just no pulse. Like, she just watched the guy. Yeah, like, we're excited here. Yeah, this is a big... This is the third time this has happened in, like, 80 years.

And that was like in a... Boy. It was all like a seven-minute stretch or something. I don't know how long it was. Yeah. It was all in a few minute stretch. So this was all the group chat was about last night. There were comments, it sounds like she's doing a dog show.

OK. Oh, there you go. That's good. Look at that. There's a little excitement when something happens. Right down the middle there, you can tell coming in the slot. But the funniest thing was I looked at her Wikipedia page and she works as a motivational speaker.

Yeah! Ready to run through a wall. And you can soar high. I want to play a little bit of hockey audio. This was an interview. I should have done a better job and found the source for you. It's three hockey bros and they must be of some note because this interview was Everywhere and it's a guy talking to the host he's a beat reporter about the entire Miko rent and exit from Colorado and

I Listen to Joe Sackett yesterday This is helping me because these are the only F'n people on this entire planet who even kind of know how I feel right now after Luka got traded. Kind of. Kind of, kind of, kind of. But listening to their owner be like it was just, or NGM be like, it's just a tough decision and it's a lot of money and he's a great player and yeah we won a cup with him and we think he's great but he just, it's not all about the Stars and I don't know they

didn't shit on him like the Mavs did Luka necessarily but the more that comes out it sounds like they offered a number like 11-5 a year and his team was at 13 And he was traded 48 hours later. And the deal he signed in Dallas is for 12. It's not for 13. So that's all laid out in this interview. And then, I think, I think we're gonna have to wait for the next interview. I think we're gonna have to wait for the next interview. I think we're gonna have to wait for the next interview.

I think we're gonna have to wait for the next interview. I think we're gonna have to wait for the next interview. I think we're gonna have to wait for the next interview. And the deal he signed in Dallas is for 12. It's not for 13 so that's all laid out in this interview and then Let me just jump in here and see he's he's underpaid at 12. Of course. He is he was underpaid I was thinking that this morning to his underpaid 12 again underpaid. So Colorado Thinks get him out of the division right get him out of the West we're gonna send them to Carolina he goes to Carolina and now he had no intentions of really signing there they found that out now they got to move him there's only two places he can go to Dallas and Toronto Toronto had the room and the

Toronto had the assets and for those of you that think that it was just Mitch Marner or bust. They're about to get into the weeds on some prospects here, but it's not important. And for those of you that think that it was just Mitch Marner or bust, not true. Multiple offers, multiple assets were offered. You know what Ranton says?

I'm going to Dallas. You know why I want to go to Dallas? Because I want to jam it down Colorado's throat. I want them not only do I want to play them in the playoffs, I want to go in for the next eight years into that organization three times a season and they got to look at me because I'm coming after them. Those were his words in a roundabout way. Yeah well he said something when he skated by the bench too which I'm sure was pretty impassioned. Yeah. They also talked about

the comments Nathan McKinnon made after they got bounced the other night and he said something like I don't know what they're going to do. Not like he's trying to leave, but that he's letting him know, hey, I'm the big swing of D here and I'm not happy. And probably much like Kyrie, you have all the power. The leverage now, yeah. They can't let you walk. Yeah. I don't know, that just got me fired up.

I mean, I don't. Right now, the guy looks like the best player in hockey I'm not saying He's also a lot younger than I thought Oh He what is he like 26 27? Oh, yeah that those contracts would usually age well 28 but yeah, I don't it's not great, but if they can, hell, I feel like it's already been worth it.

It's really interesting. Yeah. It's really interesting. I wonder if, well, maybe the stars do have him, even if the Luca trade didn't happen. Cause this was happening in Colorado outside of that, you know? Right. Maybe if he's still, he just wanted to stick at the Colorado type thing. At least it was his choice to go to a, uh, you know, in conference rival and not like the GM, his GM's choice to like, you know what, what if I send him somewhere where

he'll have revenge on his mind three times a year. Yeah, I wonder if, eh, you know. Yeah, the crazy crazy thing about it is it would be better if there were another team involved in the MAFs thing because apparently like this is working out very well for Carolina and Dallas. It's just Colorado that's having to answer questions about it. Cowboys trade stuff. We're back. I'm back in. That's cool, man. I knew it.

I knew we were one more move. That's cool. So George Pickens is interesting. They didn't give up a ton, right? Third rounder and then a swap. Or a third and a six for a set. It's not a ton, but if you hadn't been intimate with your wife for a very long time and she kind of just brushed past it,

that's kind of thing. You got like super excited. Nobody would be like, what's wrong with you? I feel like everybody's coming from here. I feel like everybody's super excited because the bar has been lowered. Exceptionally, I spent 15 minutes yesterday on a fifth round running back. I was going to say we're getting that jacked up about a fifth round running back. There's 18 running backs taken before this guy but somehow the Cowboys have outsmarted the entire NFL because this guy fits perfect here. Right.

And yeah same thing with George Pickens, very flawed, extremely flawed. Now, he's been a number one receiver, but that's kind of like saying that the number one pitcher on every staff is an ace. Sure, but you're not asking him to be. I don't think he's a number one. Yeah, that's the bonus is you're asking him to be better than what the Cowboys have after CD and I would say he certainly is that All right, listen I heard people saying yesterday are they the best tandem in the NFL which is crazy But CDs good enough and their situation behind him was bad enough

Yeah, you'd have to look at all the other, I think Minnesota might have a better tandem. There's others that are better. Yeah, Addison and Jefferson or Higgins and Chase. But I guess my point is that CD is so good, and the second guys were so bad, that just putting Pickens in the mix might make them in that conversation. So I was reading about this, and I thought this was funny.

Says Pickens can be an issue when he's not getting the ball. He'll be in a contract year in 2025, playing for life-changing money after his trade is finalized, but first-year Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer's strength is culture building. And the hope here is he'd be able to establish an environment in which someone such as Pickens will buy in and thrive. All right number one, do we know he seems like a friendly guy the media seems to really like him he's a nice guy he's not an asshole Brian Schottenheimer. Do we know what his strengths and weaknesses are just yet? We haven't seen him in the foxhole with bullets flying. Yeah. Like he's pretty good in drills here. But let's see what...

like we've seen nothing from him in game at all. We don't know what a Brian Schottenheimer room is like because he's never been a coach. So we don't know that his strength is culture building. I think that's funny, number one. Number two, you have to then say, oh, okay, cool. The Brian Schottenheimer culture, that'll be, what kind of a wild west was he coming from? What kind of a crazy culture that...

The inmates running the asylum over there? He was in a locker room run by Mike Tomlin. And that would be the ultimate place, you might think. We could, I don't know, maybe not. I mean, they produced Leveon Bell and Antonio Brown. So maybe somehow it's, well, and then another thing is when Pittsburgh gives up on a receiver, when Mike Tomlin gives up on a receiver,

they don't usually turn into something. In fact, I found one that kind of did. They've let Mike Wallace go, Antonio Brown. And if you look at any of their- Boy. Mike Wallace. This is a list of guys you might remember. Well, Mike Wallace was early 2010s, had a couple of really good years, over a thousand yards

receiving. You know, contract year a little lower, then he went on to Miami and didn't really do much. Antonio Brown. He had to host 60 minutes. Antonio Brown was. That didn't hit. You gotta shoot. Yup. Keep going. Antonio Brown obviously was awesome, awesome.

And looking at his numbers, dude, unbelievable. Like he had a couple of years, 129 receptions and 136. He was returning punts some of that time too, wasn't he? I mean they were throwing him the ball all the time too. 193 targets. That's awesome. But, you know, he's catching him. So tons of yardage. He was great and of course once he left he didn't do anything. He three more years and then he's out of the league. Juju Smith Schuster, another guy that other teams got really excited about didn't

do anything after you left Chase Claypool yeah if you remember that as being a hot name fantasy name for a little while right I was very excited about him well it's something the one that really did turn out was Emmanuel Sanders. Ah. He left Pittsburgh and actually got better. He's the one guy. He had 626 yards, then 740 his last two years with Pittsburgh. Denver started really featuring him. He was their number one receiver and

1400 yards 1100 a thought over a thousand continued on with more good years, so That is the one guy that seems to have gotten away. I will say this about George Pickens If you want to get excited again The quarterbacks he has worked with Kenny Pickett, Mitch Trubisky, Mason Rudolph, Russell Wilson, Justin Fields. So those are the guys he has had for the past three years. Good Lord. By the way, what's their plan at quarterback this year? Anybody check that depth chart lately? I believe Aaron Rodgers. We're hoping for Aaron Rodgers and right now it Seems like it's going to happen only because I don't know of any other suitors for Aaron Rodgers

Yeah, I don't know if any other available starting quarterbacks. That's one of the things you have to you have to have a place where he could start. Yeah that's a trash list of quarterbacks for sure so that's that's what you're hoping but really you're hoping that it's just that his skill set matches perfectly with what the Cowboys need someone to do and Dakfoot stretched the field for sure and beat man coverage. The Cowboys were awful against man coverage last year. And there's a few, I made this point to TC yesterday and it might sound silly. There's few things that frustrate me more

when watching football than someone who can't beat press coverage because I couldn't. And I know how it feels. And it's like being in prison. And just watching the Cowboys receivers try to get off the line. And now they're two yards out of bounds because they don't have anybody that can beat anybody. Terp is too small, he can hide occasionally and find find a soft spot

but they need somebody who will just run over a DB and keep running and Pickens will do that. He's kind of what I think you wanted Gallup to be. Gallup was great. Sorry Gallup was really good at his peak at being that guy. Stretch the field. Go win a one-on-one. Go win a one-on-one. Would be willing to block. Pickens is kind of a boomer bust blocker. Have you seen those highlight reels? That's fun. No. He will not block downfield sometimes because he's afraid of the tackle like rolling him up. He does a lot of whatever he

wants to do. Because that's how Tankdale got hurt. That's right. Broke his leg? I don't remember what it was but... Anyway that was in Pickens head last year. The other thing is just people have these highlight tapes of he's I I don't know, figured out but usually most corners are playing like in a squatted position up on you and you can find highlight reels of George Pickens is doing like the but I didn't know we couldn't do that where he'll just shove him down and then the plays oh it's like he's, I don't know if anybody ever realized this But you could just push that guy over Because he's looking to run and people that they whoever wrote that article was interviewing some of the DB's on his team about it They're like the guy's a weirdo like he he's running routes that don't exist

Everything he does it looks weird, but because of that Kind of works sounds like he gets Vocal if he doesn't get the ball. I think you can only do this because CD is such a pliable soul. I don't think you can have two maniacs. The positive is that the spin would be, it is his contract year. He's trying to show that he can get in that $20 million range at least. That's for a second receiver now. Yeah.

You'd be paying $20 million. The opportunities will be here because he is kind of like the other guy. He's been a number one, probably miscast as a number one. This might be perfect for him. Stable quarterback, stable number one receiver. I mean the only thing that I could see being a problem is it's not like, oh I get loud if I don't get the ball. And you don't know from reading a couple profiles and watching a couple interviews, but the dude is a loose cannon. He thinks he's the best receiver in the league. And in an interview I read, he's just like, yeah,

I play mad because it doesn't make sense that there are any plays or I'm on the field and I don't have the ball. He's like, so I'm pissed off out there. How is this always wide receivers? I've said it a million times. It's because you have to run so much and nobody's paying attention to you. Like 90% of the time you're running for a lot, 20, 30 yards and it's just like, oh, I'll run back and do that again.

And for guys like that who's 6'3", 200, runs a 4'4", he calls himself like a creative player because that's what he looks like. He's thinking, every coach who doesn't throw me the ball is a moron. I wonder what his steps are like after a game. You guys see Jordan Lewis tweet? It was a big day. Hilarious.

It was a fun day. He's like had something to do with God. God wanted me in Jacksonville? Yeah, clearly God wanted me in Jacksonville because that was the guy that yanked him down by his face mask at the end of the game, right? Yeah. After the Cowboys won?

Oh, yeah. Now, not the only cornerback, or excuse me, the only receiver that J. Lou pissed off. And not the only DB Pickens tried to fight. That's true. He was fined over 200 grand last year, or in 2023. He probably wasn't making more than. Now, was that by the Steelers or by the league?

It was a combination of both. There are a lot of taunting and fighting, but he'll he'll miss a meeting on you. In fact, he was what, 45 minutes late to the game against the Chiefs on Christmas. Is that right? Yeah. I don't remember that. It's not that he'll miss a meeting on Christmas. Is that right? Yeah. I don't remember that. It's not that he'll miss a meeting on you. It's that you find out about it because he plays in Pittsburgh and gets fined. Dez was not on time to a single meeting in six years. I was gonna ask you, did they basically trade for Dez Bryant? I mean, I don't know that he, like his peak is quite there but contested guy

I don't think it's that far off well and Dez Bryant Dez Bryant's peak was worth the trouble whatever you had to deal with with Dez Bryant but the only problem is he was the best receiver on the team like as Pickens gets older if they're winning it'll be fine but he's gonna start to... He's gonna think, like, I mean, why can't I be the guy? But is he an intense practice guy? I think so. Like, are we gonna have...

Like, Dez would not let up during practice. And that's something we loved. And it, in theory, made the other players better. That's... I have read differing reports on that, to be honest with you,'m on what then whether the practice thing like the how hard he goes. Yeah Oh like he might just not practice. Yeah But man well shot he'll take care of it It's culture the the combo of him and Micah like I can confidently say that I have a prominent

Space cadet on both sides of the ball on my football team now same agent Did you see that don't even know their name? Oh, that's what Jerry said unbelievable Yeah, I I was very excited yesterday. I mean I'm one day away from saying they really need to move a two or three from from a receiver and I don't think they'll do it and then they did it everyone on Cowboys social media seems to think hey there's two moves because Jerry said we have two big moves that could happen. Well, Breece Hall. I'm excited I'm excited for the Cowboys they had a great draft once you add a receiver to it. And everything else in my sports life until Moose sucks. I thought our buddy Votch made a great point,

because he was in the same line. Now go get Breece Hall in your contender. And people are like, oh, you're getting too greedy. But he was quick to point out the Eagles drafted to one and traded for AJ Brown and then added Saquon. Like, you don't make one move, you make all the moves. Yeah. And so, yeah, go get Breece Hall while you're at it.

The Cowboys, though, actually haven't really been all in. No. Over these years, and they could have. You know, they traded Amari when they didn't need to. Like, the point is, you don't have to, to elevate CD, you don't have to trade Amari. Now you got two, kind of number ones. Um, maybe Amari had other stuff going on as well.

Vax. Vax and all that, but... I can tell you this, I now look at Cowboys transactions as, will this make our watching parties more fun? George Pickens makes your watching parties more fun. Yeah. On a fun scale The Cowboys stream gives him a thumbs up Let's uh, I want to do the mailbag and we're gonna have to make a call for this sponsor Blake

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My kev congrats Congrats okay cool. Yeah One one one everybody it's time to answer some of today's viewer mail Blake are you engaging with the Chad or just making notes both Wow Samantha sent something Chad's live today My boyfriend Brian, and I are fans of the pod. Thank you. He got me listening during the ticket era. She says we are 24 weeks pregnant with an undoubtedly beautiful baby girl. And then she says when you enter your Belichick era listen

if the mom puts it on a tee for you she will gladly be your Jordan good Wow LMAO I am saving this as a written contract yeah I believe Congrats I mean you know how like we talk about people's lines matching up? Like if Lindsay Lohan kept going down and I kept improving my life, maybe there'd be a point. Like for these people, like Dan's kind of like their Belichick. You know, you just scale it down a little bit. And to them, they're like, well, we just want to, we want to learn how to be Dan, just like Dan wants to learn to be Belichick. We're torn on the name of the baby but we don't want you guys to help us pick the name because ever since Jake quit

the bottle I don't trust his baby naming judgment. Has it slipped? There's no chance I've been calling him out left and right that's why this lady's scared. Something to monitor. Okay. Did you lose it? But so her bet is her the guy husband has a name and she's got a name and she wants two names they're into they're super competitive people our first date was Bryan Street Tavern Bar trivia and we're gonna play three games to decide. Oh I love this. She wants us to choose their three games. Okay.

You can choose from Backgammon Chess, Domino's, FC24 on PS5, which used to be called FIFA, Scrabble, Chinese Checkers, Connect Four, Jinrummy, Scatagories, and Guess Who. So 10 different things She wants us to pick and she wants Blake to pick first then Jake then me Maybe this is alphabetical. Maybe this is because Blake is the only true alpha First thank you for knowing that second. It's a pretty easy decision on my part

One game in that list stands above all and it's clearly Guess Who. I just remember the cover. It's a great game. That's my vote. Take. Uh, we'll go Chinese Checkers. What? China. We'll go Chinese checkers

And I'm gonna go Jin rummy to make it kind of quick because I don't want you to have to sit with a whole backgammon game and like kind Of look up the rules on how to play back. Although they're probably into it. I don't know how to play Chinese checkers I just thought the board looked kind of a cult. Yeah, it is a cool. Yeah So she did give the name options. And she doesn't want me to weigh in? Well, you're gonna weigh in, bro. She's just not gonna take your... She's gonna take it under advisement. His name, Regan Audrey.

That's a boy or girl name? This is gonna be Dan's. Oh, right on. Um, Reagan Audrey. Her name. It's a pretty name. You're gonna end up marrying this person and you get a say in the name? That's a lot of power. Should be that way though. Reagan Audrey and her name is Ellery James. I like that one.

You like the Ellery? It's a little bit out there, but Regan Audrey is a pretty name, but it would just make me constantly think about when the country ended, effectively. And the other one, while a little weird, Ellery kind of sounds eloquent. So I like that one better.

I want to have to think about like the air traffic control strike every time I look at my kid Thank you, Amy a woman of a certain age enjoys. Let me do one more and then I'll give it to you guys This is from will and he sent a photo shout out to Kyle Cox Who had a second brain surgery success today? He's recovering and in good spirits remember this guy yeah Or do you remember the one guy that just had a brain tumor removed and well a big listener of the show We have a photo of him. He appreciated your note. Oh, I sent him a little card little handwritten note nice, man He laughed so hard his nose started bleeding way to go Dan more

everyone less Jake's prayers because they didn't work last time so you see a picture of him wearing so he just had surgery in his no puppet shirt what a G incredible yeah we love you pal I think we actually have two people maybe though that have been injured. What if they fix? We've had two brain injury guys? Yeah. We'll check.

Usually after your brain injury is when you subscribe. Right. You're like, uh. Locked in. These guys are great. Playing all day. These guys are so smart. What if they fix the part of his brain that likes us?

Ooh, yeah, you know, because like with child porn and stuff. It's probably all in the same area. Well, I'm just saying, like, you know, because like with child porn and stuff It's probably all in the same area. Well, I'm just saying like, you know that we have to find line between But I mean it would be child porn Okay, but stay with me though. Stay with me if we have documented cases where people have received traumatic brain injuries or had a tumor and The pressure of that or the injury resulted in changes in their behaviors, it is not entirely out of the question that someone could get in a car accident, then call 817 or 214 all threes and become a listener of our show due to their brain injury and a client of Frankkel and Frankel.

Awesome. If you can get hit by a car and wake up and love child porn or Chinese, you can wake up and love the dumb zone. I've got a few. 2-1-4-3-3-3-3-3-3-3. This comes from Travis. Frankel and Frankel. Who says, you guys are not noticing Dan is a damn hero Thank you, Travis. I wonder how this is getting red Dan unknowingly did a military tactic

When he disrupted the gas station robbery, it's called the OODA loop Clayton before we get in do you know this one? Disrupting the observe, orient, decide, act cycle of an opponent, forcing them to restart the process and potentially regain an advantage. So he's saying... Good job. But it's also like kind of the plot of Mr. Bean. Heh. So it's just lucky?

So this guy, if this guy was actually ready to shoot and kill someone, I would be dead. But since his plan was probably not that, like he did not want to walk out of there with a murder on his hands, he had to re- Why don't we wait half an hour and go to another store? Yeah. I've got two pictures to show you. Let's go with the bicycle one first, Clayton, because we had a conversation that kids are okay if you just let them. Like I think your daughter

and friends were kill minnows. Yeah they were having a great time unsupervised in the outdoors. Well this kid has found a new way of transportation to high school and it is this bike that you see on screen of the giant wheel nice we used to have that guy in victory plaza is that a unicycle or is there two I don't I don't know what you call it that's a unicycle although it's an old fashioned bike you're right the old fashioned the two that's one little tiny wheel in the back in the ginormous wheel in the front that he's sitting on what do they call that a great bit? Oh like it is a good bit. It is like 1905 or something high wheeler a High wheel bicycle or a penny farthing that sounds Better man in both. He's got a chain that up at the bike rack in both college towns

I lived in in San Marcos and didn't you had this guy? Yeah, I just used to always think to myself, is this guy getting butt? Is he stilts guy too? Of course. Probably make, you need me to make some balloons? I'll tie them up for you. Yeah, yeah.

Just on the spot. That all checks out. The second picture is a followup of our DE ice cream flavors. Yeah, we got some ice cream flavors. Yeah, we got some flavors. The woke ice cream flavors. Dear Uncle Twat Pocket. Oh, that one offends me. Two more ice cream flavors to celebrate Black History Month.

The first is Martin Luther King cake. Yeah. And the second one, throw this one up. This one is really good. Brownie versus the Board of Education. Sweet justice will be served. That's really good. Michael Snapp weighed in with a few.

Alexandria Oreo Cortez, that at least keeps the AOC theme together. Love it. There we go. But Mango Unchained. I stopped down. Stopped down, had to left that one in the car. Uh, let's see. Remember when we talked?

No. By we, I mean me about how I think I could kill a cow. Yeah. I mean the reviews and the comments are rolling in and they're not on my side Neither are scientists and experts. No that's far. No veterinarians not a single person really other than me and my will to win so day one David who's a marine says I Heard you think you could take a cow let me stop you right there back when I was stationed in Spain with fast company

Which is like the Marine Corps global terrorism unit like a elite unit We were playing global doorman for embassies. We were doing a field op in the king of Spain's land So I stumble on a few of our guys standing around this unit of a cow that's gotten its front hooves sunk deep into a mud pit. The orders were clear. Don't mess with the cows. Don't shoot them.

Don't pet them. Don't even think about them. Naturally, we started trying to rescue it. After about 20 minutes of grunting, slipping, and arguing, someone floats the idea of humanely putting it down. That turns into two yoked up marines grabbing the idea of humanely putting it down. That turns into two yoked up marines grabbing the horns and trying to drown it in muddy water, like it's some kind of barnyard mob hit. Jake, this cow would not die. Hehehe.

It was stronger than pride, stronger than two Jim Rat Lance corporals with full commitment. It fought like it had seen war. Maybe it had. The point is, if you think you can kill a cow, you need a crane divine intervention or your brother, Roof Snow Joe, himself. So that was like a already dying cow. Yeah, in mud with like six Marines around it

just beating it. Was fighting for its life, okay. And they're like, just die, and it won't. Are you ready to give in? Yes. Okay. Okay, they're like just die and it won't are you ready to give in yes Okay, I Have I have come around on the idea that it would simply outlast me Brent says Dan was correct. I like to hear Amy's thought. Thank you this we're talking about younger hot making themselves look older

My wife worked for a company that sold Botox fillers She once showed me a video of a plastic surgeon assessing the work done to a number of reality show hots He was asked to guess their ages and his guesses were all 35 to 40 for a group of women who are actually in their mid-20s His explanation is that women in their mid-20s have learned what they think is hot from shows like The Kardashians and Real Housewives. And they're doing stuff to themselves that makes them look like that, making them look older. Because these women are trying to look younger and there's some weird like horseshoe theory happening here. Okay. He says as a result, neither group doing this looks natural or their own age.

It's an interesting one. Yeah. I guess it is a way. It's like I used to say about Bob going bald when he was 25. When you see Bob when he's 45, you're like, you look great. Because you look exactly the same. And these girls will as well. You haven't aged at all.

You look just like you did when you were 25 because when you were 25 you looked 45 and then when you're 65 you kind of look 45 right yeah that's maybe that's that's the key just embrace what you have that's the that's the key yeah Yeah. What do you know? You're divorced. Thanks, Dan. Used up. Good. You know how to stay together. Let's see here. Oh, we were talking about Paige Becker's and it is Paige Becker's.

Okay. There's no you. Bukers. We heard from Tom. We heard from Eric. She does have a girlfriend. Her name is Ozzy Fudd. Oh, we heard from Eric. She does have a girlfriend. Her name is Ozzy Fudd. Oh, she's a lady lady.

I didn't know. I thought Ozzy Fudd. I didn't know she might have a boyfriend. Oh, okay. Well, not until I said girlfriend and you said, okay, I was confused. Yeah, no. Like I was reading today, like Kate and Clark has a boyfriend. Yeah.

I was like, huh. Paige has a girlfriend who is her teammate at Yukon. I would have gone the other way around. I would have said Paige has a boyfriend and Katelyn Clark has a girlfriend. Not me. Really? No because again. Midwest. Midwest that's not exactly exclusionary. Chappell Rowan's pretty lesbian but there's something I don't know how to say this but, so I said something the other day about like, it's interesting to me the way Paige talks, and somebody was like, she does have a black step mom.

Okay. And she just seems like she just has, so I guess what I'm saying is typically in my interactions with female athletes, the more likely they are to be like hip-hop-ish, the more likely they are to be lesbians. Interesting. And that's Paige. Yeah. And if you're thinking I'm being sexist or something.

Suck it on, chili dough. I just want everybody to know that for a long time I thought Blake would have a boyfriend and he didn't. Yeah. And I was like, oh. And for some reason, Dan has this weird deal where he he tells guys later Like he did Clayton to like man. I thought you were gay and they're like, okay. I don't think I thought Clayton What did you think about Clayton there was some situation where we came up it something came up and you were like well

I don't know. I Don't know but look at Jake look at Blake now like you're looking at him with that mustache. I know like oh no He's definitely not gay Let's see here. Oh, here's another ice cream flavor chock her up Okay, I don't get it. That's great for lock her up lock her up chalk her up We were talking about rich eisen recently a Couple weeks ago, and I just said look. I don't have a problem with it I just don't think I could be in a room with rich eisen and why Jameson explained why I

Don't watch Frazier either But your comment the other day about how you don't think you could be in the same room with rich eyes in very long got me thinking Rich eisen has big Niles energy Frazier's brother. Same guy. Like just know it all. Yeah. Yeah. A little above you. That may result from I think the world was a bit puzzled when he left ESPN at first. Like wait you're leaving ESPN the worldwide leader the number, you know, that was in their heyday they were on the top of the world and

That for like a non they the NFL Network didn't exist Like that's was he going to be like it's going back to basic cable and you were just on the big stage and now you're Just going to this little thing who would ever be on a bigger platform and then go to a smaller platform with a fervent fan base that's what Rich Isen's determined their idea was and in the end he's now probably looking around like huh that was a bad bad idea, huh? I could just be Unleashed Whatever the the Sports Center hosts are now. They're like nothing. They're a dime a dozen

That's true like he left at the very right time like all those early Sports Center anchors kind of got That springboarded them somewhere or maybe they just were that talented that they could handle it all that good will I think it's both but this also calls the question the curious case of Craig Kilbourne what happened Wow but he was my hero dude well like he's over the Daily Show his mistake wasn't leave yeah his mistake wasn't leaving ESPN because He not only did the Daily Show

But then he gets a late night talk show like what's your memory of Killborn you get a late night talk show? None dude he was a guy if you do well at it You could just be doing that for 20 years, and I thought he was good like maybe he's a bad guy I don't know I've never heard stories about him, but man Do you know who he is he was in old school? The dad the why don't you shut the hell up the dad of the did you see old school? He was the boyfriend of the

He's hitting on oh, okay. Yeah waitress. Yes walks in yeah, okay All right. I'm going to give you guys my inaugural girlfriend's dad email. OK, good. I've been waiting on these. So I just started thinking about this, like I said, the other day because there's a time in your life

where you have to interact with a lot of adult men in about the most awkward situation you can possibly imagine and The random things you remember from all these guys you meet like again I just I remember one of my girlfriend's dads was really into Bob Dylan and like Woody Guthrie and His family probably bought him a Bob Dylan tie like on every holiday and just like these little notes about these guys I remember JR says My high school girlfriend's dad Joe was very different from mine. He was a white-collar guy like an engineer

He was a drinker my dad never saw him drink once And this is where it gets weird he said one Saturday night the girlfriend and I were in the basement slamming Sex Saturday night the girlfriend and I were in the basement slamming. Sex. There were about three rubbers piled up on the floor that I was too dumb or lazy to flush. Joe somewhat quietly came downstairs that night, an unusual move for him when I was over. He walked through, very obviously saw my teenage sexual prowess as evidence and went on about his business. He never mentioned it and he never treated me any differently. Peace be upon you, JR."

That's how I want it to go when I'm a dad. I'm not saying I want to just turn a blind eye to things, but I just don't want to... I don't want to be like the shotgun sitting there dad I think you just want to be the stay out of it dad now the pair is that this guy was staying out of it because he was a drunk I've kind of burned that shit whatever that means but I don't know I guess you you don't have like a ton of experience with this, but I... I wonder what the normal move now is for dad with girlfriend boyfriend.

In the woke world. Like are you supposed to still be like, don't touch my daughter. I doubt it. I don't know what the tone of this is now and how it shifted. Yeah, I don't know. Because for a long time it was like, that's what it was. You just knew your girlfriend's dad was an asshole and he was going to be mean and

overplay his like country cool hand. You're like, come on man. But do people still feel like they have to do that? Well they also say kids are having so much less sex in high school these days. Yeah. Less drinking, less sexing. More suing. More suing.

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Yeah, call them and be like, is that smoke? I think there's a pope. So Elico emailed. Eliseo feels like a... an ethnic name, right? I've run into Eliseo before. Oh yeah? Yeah. He was in Pickup Line and I was walking out of my old kids' elementary school and he was listening to the show that I had left from 20 minutes ago. It was really cool.

Okay, well this is a racially charged email. that I had left from 20 minutes ago. It was really cool. Okay, well this is a racially charged email. Oh no. And it's titled, the subject line is gummy thought. If black men got their big pains because of slavery. Okay. I don't know that that is a thing we can Hang on that's not an if this is that well again I said this is a racially charged email, but it is going with it though

Let's go with it now in this case in this in this case. This is some sort of Evolutionary reparations would they go back? Yeah To have no slavery and now they have black privilege Instead of your right white privilege Dan would they trade it? But they all have to have your peen Dan the white man peen Would you do it?

Let's make a poll. This is probably a different guy than the one I met at the elementary school. It's probably a different Yelisio. He says, anyhow, just signed up with Ownwell, supporting you guys, love y'all. What a hilarious tag to that. Right. The whole thing is hilarious. I don't know, man. I'm going to leave that one to you, E. God's just like, listen, I'm gonna leave that one to you, E. Um. God's just like, listen, I'm sorry. I got a gummy thought.

Do all living things sleep? No. I don't think plants sleep. Well, like flowers do close and open. Is that sleep though? Yeah, it's not sleep. It's not sleep? I mean, what is sleep?

It's just a period of re-energizing. We chart, we don't die for eight hours or hopefully sick. While flowers don't sleep in the same way humans and animals do, many plants do exhibit daily rhythmic behaviors called... Circadian rhythms. What's that? Open and close with the sun. The circade. What's circadian rhythms with us? Is that? Sleep and awake.

Yeah, and you know. Oh, it's and it deals with the sun. Okay, when I was going to France I think I was hearing about that. Yeah, you gotta get your That's like why they want you to go to sleep at the same time Is this more real than grounding or is grounding real grounding is a hundred percent real Well you guys made fun of me when about first of all I was in rehab and in no position to be like what's this weird? New age stuff No, I think it's real. Dude, I heard about it the other day.

People buy sheets that they plug in. You can get like a grounded sheet. Or you get a grounding mat. A mat, basically. And you lay it under you. Yeah, and you're just charging up. You're getting juice all night. You never got into that.

No, I thought about it. I looked at some some grounding shoes. Yeah. We're still thinking about it. Still. I'm doing my research. Yeah. I'm doing my research online. Also I have from Jaybird was thinking a gummy thought about the ageless LeBron James is brawny on the Lakers squad just to be his father's blood boy they travel together they have a full medical staff to perform transfusions as Jake said there's no faster transition player than LeBron and he's 40 never forget never punt from Jaybird man I don't know the the two responses I have to that are, I think it's probably

pretty likely that LeBron has done something that's skirting the rules, but I don't care, because it's awesome to watch a guy dunk who's older than me, like in the NBA. And the second thing is, I have to stop learning about all the stuff that rich people do to stay young and Viral and full of life. I thought you wanted to learn it so you could do it I want to learn it but I'm like not that kind of money Oh I got on like the stuff you have to really pay for like whatever Real rich people are doing that. I now have enough money to know about

But like blood boy, it sounds like a joke a Silicon Valley thing. People are getting like blood transfusions left and right to just feel better. I don't know about full transfusion but I just hear about like oh I'm gonna get my blood spun at the Cooper Clinic and I feel great afterward. You ever done something like that? No but that's my gym. Really? They do stuff like that, right? They do all kinds of shit. What? Spun. That's the funniest clinic by far.

By far. Alright, do you want to do a big announcement before we do a break? Sure. Let me see here. Let me turn this off. Sure. Let me see here. Let me turn this off. And yeah, so it is big announcement time, Blake. Are you aware of what we're doing? I think so. Okay. Well, here's what we're announcing. The Tom's Own Generic summer event. Okay, it is a song. And a flyer.

Watch the ultimate. Gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price. Okay. Okay. You want the ultimate, you gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price. Okay! Okay. There we go. We're having an event. We're having a big summer event.

That is right. Did you need more detail? The date? The dumb zone generic summer event. June 7th, Saturday night. Jimmy Nelson comedy. We need the beehive to activate. Live bands, Grady Spencer, profits and outlaws. My friend. Do I need to say anymore? No.

But if you did, I'd certainly love to hear it in song. It's fun, isn't it? Where did I say it was? Did it say where it was? You know, I don't know. I'm still waiting on that part. Oh, I don't know if that's in the lyrics. OK, so it's at the Shacks at the local.

The dog-triaried summer event. That is at the local. That is at Austin Ranch. This keeps going. Do do do do do. Saturday night. Where? In the colony? Hm? A life band's great expense to profits and our love.

That's a little rushed, but yeah. Yeah, it's a cool spot. So actually, so we wanted to uh it was like 420 we did a 420 event last year but we thought that was childish so this year we're like let's do an event on 6-9 and then it turns out 6-9 is like a Monday night and that wouldn't be a good time for an event. Suboptimal. So we did the closest Saturday to six nine, if you want to know the truth.

And if you put like a six next to a seven, there's something going on there. If you think about it. Well, six was afraid of seven. Do you know why? Yeah, I do. So the event is free do you Blake No

Seven eight nine okay, he kind of he kind of laughed at that a little bit low-key Yeah, that's good So yes the shacks at Austin Ranch It's a cool spot. It's owned by our or run by our buddy Jerry Elliot You dad scruffy duffies and mucky duck and all that. No word yet on whether or not he will be supplying us with a hotel room like he once did for Groobz after the St. Patrick's Day party. We should demand that. He just bought Groobz a hotel.

It's a really cool looking place. It's so sweet. It's perfect for our size of an event. Outdoor stage. They got a bar inside. They got tons of food. They got a dog park right there. Come play games to determine the name of your kid. All sorts of stuff.

Yeah, we got buddies. Prophets and Outlaws are our buddies. They have a new album you can go check out. It came out last Friday. Grady Spencer and the Work are our buddies. They have a new album you can go check out. It came out last Friday. Grady Spencer and the Work are our buddies. Jimmy Nelson's our buddy so we'll be out there. It is free. Did you mention that? That's probably should be number one in the copy. It is free. So please, it's gonna be a party. If you can mark it on your calendar. So because it's the 6-9 event so we want to do six to nine

Question mark you don't know We're not like it's supposed to go till nine, but who knows what these guys They might go to nine 28 They might we might be there all night. I might be there to the last DZ p1 leaves. I'm very, very pumped. Very nervous.

But if you'd like to be involved from a commercial standpoint, you can contact us at sales. Sales at dumbzone.com. Very simple. Sales at dumbzone.com. Your name here. Yeah, cool. So yeah, thanks to Jerry Elliott thanks to everybody involved party June 7th It is after party

Generic or Summer Event? Alright, take a break. The Dumbs are The Dumbs are Freckle and Freckle You're listening to The Dumb Zone. You know what I forgot to do? I should have mentioned it during the big announcement. We could pimp Lone Star Beer because we made sure with the Shacks or the the local at the Shacks at Austin Ranch I said to Jerry if you guys don't serve Lone Star beer we're not

going. Non-starter. And he said well sir doesn't Trump like doing that so I want to do that. Sir, people call me sir. Tears in his eyes, he said there will be Lone Star sir. He said we already have Lone Star, what are you talking about? Why would we not have Lone Star beer? Is there another beer? Is what he said. I said actually I don't know, because that's all we have here in the den of inequality.

Then in Texas. So Lone Star Beer I said let me ask you this though, Thuria Kerbal, Lone Star Light? And he nodded over the phone line. He said yes of course we have Lone Star Light. So Lone Star Beer thank you for sponsoring the dumb zone. Thank you for being out at our summer event as well. Get you a shirt. Yes, LoneStarBeer.com, the national beer of Texas. They're available at the Globe Life Field in section 101,

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was up for re-election, who was a conservative hardliner, shall we say, and she narrowly lost her board seat in this most recent election. So she served three years and like many of her Christian nationalist cell phone company compadres lost in this most recent round of elections all over DFW. So when I mentioned this lady, and I was aware of her because she's not hard to be aware of online, but once we started talking about her, people were like, hey man, she was on a reality TV show like 20 years ago. You have to check it out and I'm a sucker for I don't think we properly remember how insane early 2000s reality TV was like when we first got it They were we've played some of them where they put somebody on TV and the the whole game was centered around like

This woman's dad was like a pedophile. And they're like, oh, he's older! It's like these people's life is over. Like reality TV just, it was different. And one of those shows that was unhinged was Wife Swap. Now we've done Celebrity Wife Swap with Verne Troyer. Where Verne Troyer. Where Vern Troyer and Hines Ward swapped wives and it was a chaotic scene. So when Chappelle did it it was like a

spoof of this show. Correct. It was just spares. Yeah and you might have gathered from the Vern Troyer episode, although with him, really any pairing is going to seem extreme. But they try to find like awkward situations. So Tammy Nakamura is married, she's a white lady, she's married to a Japanese guy, I believe they live in Southlake. And he's a plastic surgeon. And she, the family that they get linked up with is a black family. So as you can imagine, hilarity ensues. And so I cut it down to just a couple minutes because it's just quintessential early 2000s television it's kind of race baiting it's just great let's enjoy and we can we can stop and start it I

think if we need to Clayton so you've got the black mom at like a pool party in Southlake in the backyard just getting hammered. Now we go to Tammy, the only white person in a black home where she has put on country music and everyone's bored I don't know if that worked out. So obviously the... I was kind of agitated. This is not the way we party, so I'm like, okay, this is a party and everything is kind of solemn, you know? Playing Jenga? Playing Jenga? Now they made this kid knit just to show you how bored they are. And now we're going to go back to the party and stuff like hey she's doing jello shots and the black lady is just like oh I got all my

new best friends just a hammer So this is the lady 20 years ago? 25 years ago. Alright, that's you get the idea. But yeah, this apparently, you know, just imagine that this was like a mom of your friend. Yeah. Well, I've heard from probably 30 or 40 of those people in the last two weeks that are like,

you know, I went to school with our kids and we could not get enough of this. Your mom trades families on TV. You talk to the school. I saw something on Twitter yesterday. This is the Byron Scott one Clayton. I don't know how they select photos for news stories but whenever one just fits perfectly I really feel like you should

tip your cap to the prod assistant or whoever it was Byron Scott is in some trouble former Lakers coach and player. The tweet says 38 years ago the Lakers filmed an instructional video at an LA school Byron Scott 26 at the time Took a 15 year old student into a janitor closet and tried to have sex with her She alleges in a lawsuit filed last week Scott says he thought she was 18 and the photo He's doing like the thumb to mouth. I don't know It's the book like it looks tamed to me like it looks like they searched Byron Scott thinking is she old enough and found a photo of him just,

hmm, not sure. And is that like, so OK, you were asked to go to a high school to speak to students and you decided to bang an 18 year old in the club okay good that's fine then yeah no problem there that sounds great that is exactly why you were brought in I thought it was just another one of these like even if you're old one hangs out in high school but even if he was 20 like what would her role have been but as not student but

but just famous person coming in. No, but if she was a student and she was 18. Like that, he's now kind of, I guess you are, the argument is, look, it wasn't, I thought it wasn't illegal. Right, right. Because we're beyond whether you should have been trying to bang someone at a high school. Didn't we talk about this yesterday when you thought you got away with a crime? Yeah, that guy that was in Mexico instructing scuba.

This happened almost 40 years ago. Is he saying right now that he's like today when you're informing me, oh my gosh, I thought that girl was 18 that had sex with me. That I don't know. I didn't get past the very funny picture that they found. Like they couldn't get one of him yelling or playing playing they had to get one of him deciding something. Yeah Did you see the thing where it's a you got to pick one

Would you rather be last in line against Bonnie blue or with Bonnie blue She's the lady that slept with 100 or excuse me 1000 dudes in a day mm-hmm 1000 guys your last or your first in line versus the gorilla last in line for Bonnie Blue yeah it's probably an easy one what this is very hundred grand or a million dollars or Heather Locklear. Have sex with Bonnie Blue or get killed by a gorilla? Yeah, but you're number 1,000.

Well, so I mean. I guess getting killed is all right. You're even just in the mix with a gorilla at all. Now, if you really wanted to make it interesting, you would say you're number 1,000 and no one has used a condom, and neither will you. Now it might be a little more like. Okay, or the gorilla. You're getting killed by the gorilla.

Like that's a guarantee you're saying. What's the positive here? But I'm with 100 other guys. What's the positive? You whipped the gorilla's ass? No, there's two negatives, you just have to choose. That's not, this is not good. The lesser of two evil.

Oh, okay, well, F me. I've screwed the Today in Twitter segment We have not talked about the pirate fan video the the Pittsburgh Pirates fan video Which the Pirates today fired their manager? Who would I don't know? I'm not Who would be? I don't know. Ohhhh. That was last year, man. I'm not, uh. You're out of the game.

My arm's not warmed up. Who was it? Derek Shelton. Ah, yes. So this happened. This will get me into the game. This happened a couple. That's something you could see at our generic summer events.

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There was a video from, he's in the right field stands. It was a video from like the first base side Across the the park, but now there's new video And of course the first thing people thought was like this guy had to be hammered There were co you know comments and posts on reddit of like I know this guy and you know he was blackout he's at the hospital, I know people who are around him and Right now it doesn't really look like any of that is the case. He is showing signs of recovery, he's still in the hospital.

But it does look now like he's going to recover. But if you watch the new video, I don't think the guy was drunk at all. You can watch it and tell me what you think. I think he just had a rail seat and he jumped up too fast and his forward momentum just carried him forward. Like he was just excited? Yeah.

Jesus, Amy. He almost died, Amy. He might not make it. It does look great. He looks like a crash test dummy. He jumped into the air, apparently celebrating the play. It looks fake on the bottom look funny. He looks like a crash test dummy. That looks... It looks fake on the bottom, but if you see... He just jumps up,

but he gets too high, and then he gets caught in the half and half, half over, half behind, and he flopped over. Like, it's almost like he didn't know his own athleticism. And he was not drinking. It doesn't... I mean, he doesn't look impaired, and it was not drinking it doesn't I mean he doesn't look impaired and it's not in any of the new stories I mean he is

shirtless at a baseball game but you can just see he just rockets up so fat I hadn't seen it. Okay. Witnesses around, in the section says the man was drinking pretty profusely. Which is why he was not wearing a shirt. I mean, but that to me doesn't look like something you did because you were drunk. Am I? I don't know. It just look like the guy jumped up and made a mistake part is because you were drunk What is the not having balance a single to right field make you jump for joy like that? We're weren't you just telling me a story when we're out of the Byron

About a man who once fell After yeah, I've told fell after having quite a few drinks, which was you. There was a lot more than that going on. But yeah, I fell out of one of those nice porta potties that are very successful once. It's too tall. Those step downs on the way out of it that they fold out, I just missed one. That's steel, brother. How's Paul Skeens doing? fantastic is he? yeah okay good just happy to see it all right I'm

gonna give you one more he's got a sweet mustache too he does I'm gonna give you one more video so can you look at Blake and just not think the word mustache like it's enveloping my whole brain here yeah I think you want me to shave it no no no you can't handle that right now we need it would you keep it through June 7th yes so we've had an insane NBA playoffs so far we touched on the Celtics loss earlier. The Celtics had a 98% win probability game one lost, 99 game two lost. Thunder had a 98% win probability game one and lost. Cavs, 98% win probability game two and lost. What's the vibes in Cleveland, Dan?

They gotta be really bummin' out. I haven't talked to my buddy. But yeah, you're feeling so good heading into these playoffs. Like this is really... And Boston's down 2-0. Right. This is your opportunity. Well the other fun series... Could we see... could Rick Carlisle manage his way... like if they get to the Western

Conference Finals, they will have had more Western Conference Finals. The East? Excuse me, the Conference Finals. Yeah, they'll have more than 10. Than his tenure with the Mavs. That's wild. Because he only got there once.

So one of the interesting storylines to wrap up sports in the NBA is that Jimmy Butler is a warrior now in this weird like 2048 sim of the NBA we've run Where buddy healed and Jimmy Butler doing joint press conferences with the Warriors? but apparently buddy healed is quite the goofball and Jimmy's Jimmy so they're up there together last night and they created a lot of viral moments because they're both goofy But I wanted you to play you this so you could enjoy the athletes enjoying themselves And then you tell me the point at which you think a media guy ruined it It's my favorite game You might have to back it all the way up I

You might have to back it all the way up. I could just play audio. Let's do that. Yeah. All right, we're ready. Going back and forth in the huddle even. Do you feed off, I mean we've seen that, we've seen you guys go back and forth. You're doing it right now. I actually why we going back and forth.

Why were you going back and forth? Because when I, you know what, I'm not going to say exactly what I say in the locker room, but when I got a mismatch in the post, don't cut. Stay on the perimeter. If you got a mismatch, you need to go score the ball. I am going to score the ball. I can't score the ball when you cut into my space. You're a shooter. You're not even a cutter. You saw what happened when you shot a layup in the first quarter? Smokey Robinson, that's exactly what you did.

That's a good line. Yep. Use the backboard too. Exactly. Do you guys feed off of this though? I mean, is it like when you can do this, does it translate to what happens? Yeah, don't interrupt.

They were just in the middle of- Oh, you can whore on it. I respect Butters so much because he knows- They were in the middle of a viral moment. I'm saying- My name is Buddy. But, that's short for buttered. He knows what I'm saying is all that's true to him.

I like it. They have a thing rolling. It's fun. I like it. Are they doing this every game? This is the first I had been made aware of it. But they went for 10 minutes last night just messing with each other back and forth.

This is C-Web in the glove, brother. It kind of did feel like that. But do I need the white basketball beat rider to jump in and be like, do you guys really feed off of your friendships? Just let them roll. Yeah, dude. Let them do their thing. That was great.

There's a lot of it. They're a little duo. So yeah, Steph's out. The NBA's a wild y wild Jokic is coaching Wait, what? They didn't show Denver's coach the other night like the whole game. It was just Jokic in the huddle. Who is he? He's boy. He's been the coach for three weeks, right? I can't remember his name. Yeah, it's still very very weird season Period period I can't remember his name. Yeah, it's still very very weird season Period

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Don't really have an update for you, but I'm gonna do this story every day and just say this guy's still out there frankly I have an update for you, but I'm gonna do this story every day and just say this guy's still out there frankly Given that he was a murder suspect, and I was assuming that meant they have someone keeping an eye on you I'm a little surprised. We're on day four of this kind of impressed Yeah First of all just cutting off an ankle monitor seems like a tough thing. I wonder if they're allowed to monitor your internet usage while you have an ankle monitor, because I

think that'd be the time you're searching how to cut off an ankle monitor. Yeah, I know like, um. Is there a YouTube video for that? Because there's like a, that's my bit. Is it everybody's bit? Anytime I have to do anything Let's just go to you. Oh man my coffee pots dirty

Well, what if I go to YouTube and just figure out how to how to how to clean it? At this point I have accepted that I will be attending my kids like weddings when I'm 70 and I will still be watching that same damn two-minute video of that guy doing the it's that blue tie I can hear his voice in my head. It has like 28 million views It's just half the free world every night is like alright this guy again If it's not Chad GPT, then yeah, it's it's YouTube So yeah, he is still on the loose. He cut it off at 5.33 Monday morning. What I was going to say is you oftentimes hear

of people going to the library to do some browsing. You can see it on YouTube. Yeah. Just in case you ever get an ankle monitor. They believe that. Should they make it like a neck monitor so everybody kind of knows? Like just a big thing? Ha ha ha!

Like a dog cone? Just something, yeah, right? You're not impeded on living. But everybody's going to know it's a scarlet letter that you're wearing this big thing. Oh, look it. Clearly this guy's going to know it's a Scarlet Letter that you're wearing this big thing. Oh, look it. Clearly this guy's going to be on trial soon. Like ankle monitor, you can kind of just mix with society.

Nobody knows. I think that's the point. They want you to be able to live, I would think, somewhat normal. I want to put this on the, I just want to play some bets here. I'm surprised this guy's still going. Oh, yeah.

A lone guy. Not like he escaped with three prisoners or something and they had a getaway. This is the way, though. That's true. There's no. No one can turn on you? Yeah.

Again, he had plenty of time to kind of plan and prepare. They let him out with his ankle monitor on. Here he is, gallivanting about. And prepare they let him out with this ankle monitor on here. He is Gallivanting about Let's see a Dallas deputy marshal Shot and killed a coyote This week Aggressive coyote of course they have to label it that way

Yeah, he was reaching for his Peter. He was reaching for his waistband this was uh around the populated area of the Katy Trail, so Pretty ballsy move To just you got to be pretty confident in that sidearm to just Take out a coyote at any distance in a crowded area You say it was a cop yeah off-duty cop no on duty cop on Segway, I think it was

Probably not that far off is a cop ever off duty Let's ask your stepdad are we? Kind of know I know people think that's silly, but it's kind of the deal. You're never at work, you're never off work. Is Shane Doane going to make it? Shane Doane, the coyotes, okay I like it. Let's keep going here. Obviously Keith Kachuk.

Yeah, how many others do you actually have? I had to Google it. Gretzky was their coach. Gretzky was their coach. Rick Tocket. What was Paul Bissonnette doing on the Katy Trail? Paul Bissonnette barely played, but that's a solid pull. And I used to be able to do this so easily.

It's a name he's heard of. Yeah. God, that's sad Back in my nhl 98 days. I could have gone. Oh my gosh the entire Western conference. What a game, dude I was definitely playing full schedules. Oh my god all 82. Oh, yeah, that's awesome They introduced like the world You do the Olympics introduce like the world, you do the Olympics. Let's see here. How are you doing on the show?

Is that still a thing? Show sucks. What are you into now? In fact, all sports video games now suck. This is a common refrain that I see. This isn't just run the ball guy? No. Well, everybody's been pissed about Madden for a long time.

It's shifted from a game where you sit down and you play the whole season, all 82, or all 162 if you're feeling frisky in baseball video games. But now it's all about your ultimate team and opening packs and trying to build your team based on cards you pull. It's all based on money. And it sucks. The product sucks. So you don't like the college football thing that you were so into last year? I do. Yeah, I still play that. But I used to get every sports, the NHL every year, the 2K every year, Madden, NCAA, the show, every, I'd get all five games every single calendar year and I don't anymore.

Yeah, I did that. I was an EA guy though with some slight deviations. But yeah, up until about 03. God, I loved NBA Live. So is this kind of like Norm's Fantasy League? It just got to be too much. Like at first it was kind of a little more than everyone else because everybody had like five minor leaguers. You had a 40-man roster and then you had like five minor leaguers. You had a 40-man roster and then you had like five minor leaguers and then it

became like then now you have like a 30-man minor league roster and you're drafting players that are in low A. Like it's just it got to be too much to me like it was you can't follow all of this and like you're saying you got it now you have to build this and you're doing these trades and you're like it's not actually just sitting there and able to enjoy baseball anymore. I don't know. Yeah I like it. The product is stuff for two.

I mean they put too much work into this ultimate team stuff and then the actual game itself is not good. Dude just give me Ken Griffey. Slugfast? Dude, we would just play the full 162 in my buddy's garage like overnight and two nights with fake lightly racist baseball player names because they didn't have the MLBPA rights. So what does that mean?

Leroy something or? Oh dude, you can look it up. The Indians were the funniest. And it was funny too because they were stylized after regular players. You knew which one was Albert Bell. But they just gave him Indian names. It would be like J. Ronimo. Oh, okay. They would all fit like that.

Yeah, and the Rangers were like D. Crockett. But it's like, you know. I feel like that's Jeff Frye not to reference Jeff Frye again This is an insane sad story Leaving the Metroplex for a minute on this one a mess Wisconsin man 49 years old died in a jail cell. A jail cell this week. He had been arrested after intentionally driving into a family

and killing the mother. I believe injuring the rest of the family. Revenge. Revenge for what? According to the criminal complaint, the deceased husband, the guy who lived through it, told police that allegations of a quote, sensitive crime between his child and the accused child were brought forward in late March The father through an open records request had received that report two hours before the accident So a dad found something out and So a dad found something out and was so distraught by it that he found this family. I don't believe that the child who was involved in the crime was injured, but the mom was killed. And there are bystanders saying like, this is clearly not an accident.

Where was it? It's in Wisconsin. Okay. But, you know, it's that age-old thing of how you... I mean, obviously crime or fashion. What would you do if you found out... I mean, they're not saying anything in these stories, but... You're thinking of some kind of sexual...

It's a sensitive crime, like between two kids, it's pretty clear, like, one of them... It wasn't stealing. No no or tossing Velveeta Unless you're stealing their their innocence That true yes Let's see a North Texas high school seniors fighting for his life After suffering a fall playing a game that I guess is popular with seniors that are about to graduate. Okay. It's called Senior Assassin. Does anybody know about this?

What do you do? I don't know anything about this. Okay, the game has become an unofficial tradition for high school seniors. Players are assigned a target and they spray them with their water guns. Some law enforcement agencies across the country have spoke out with safety concerns including the concern that some guns look real. So I think what happened here is he jumped on a girl's Jeep when it was parked and he's probably got like a water gun like hey I'm gonna get you and she's like look it's reverse and he just falls off and hits his head on the concrete now he's

in critical condition how am I sitting here let me victim blame how I say for real how am I sitting here alive any of you just cuz you were car surfing and there's so many just... A millimeter this way or that way. Yeah. And I know it's not me, it's everybody, but it's just... It's insane. Like, this kid's just... Dickin' around.

You fall and... Yeah. Did you guys ever play any games like that? Yeah. Like, we had one of those, same thing with the water gun. There's a bunch of people in the game and you just have to get someone that's in. But just find them? Whose name you pull.

And you just don't know. It could be one of your best friends. I love stuff like that. And then, like, because I remember getting the guy, I got one of my best friends and he was pissed. Because he was really into it. And I had to go stake out and like hide behind the same bush for like three days. Respect just to know which way he goes home. And like his older brother

would drive him home from school. And so he would be in the passenger side and often the window is open. I'm like, they're gonna stop at this stop sign. And it's a fairly busy street ahead of them. So they have to stop at this stop sign and it's a fairly busy street ahead of them so they have to stop they can't just do go rolling and so like for three yeah I scouted him out for many different areas and decided this would be the point and then I went there on day four and popped out of that bush and he just threw his gun at me yeah and who says we need to hire an autist? And that's your news. Oh. We're set.

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McStand, stat. Yeah, it feels like bond-sizzing is upon us. The heat. Yeah, we've moved to a lotion. Oh, is it not all like, don't you feel like you're just- It dries. It does? Yeah, I forget the little slogan, but yeah, it dries.

Smells good. Interesting. It dries between your thighs. Yep. Is that the slogan? No. Dear Uncle Poon Punisher. Should be. I'm a complete ass and I forgot to write in this past Monday is the birthday of super strong good dude and DF Tim Timothy the rookie mistake Wow, his leaders are the mozzarella logs at Bobby V's Everyone who wants less Sarah Heppela and Blake choosing to not tell anyone that his wife is pregnant For you Tim. This is from Danny biscuits. I Feel like Tim falls into that category of the the Emmerichs and the Jared's of the world

It just seems like a good dude That's a high comfortably so like uh I know well enough to I got and also I was really impressed like I used to post like his Drinking escapades on the weekend, and then I I like got out of rehab and it was like this huge deal and And then like the day I got out or something. I saw he was just like I one year no drinking cool This is like you just did it didn't tell anybody just like he just stopped just stopped like a you know normal person

Didn't need everybody to suck him off over it and tell him he's a hero. That's why you did it. And I immediately was like, I respect this guy more. You only did it for the. I know. You're like, you called Sarah, and you're like, will you write an article about it for the Deskman News? That's why I quit, yeah.

I have an idea for a picture for it. Starts there. So today is Thursday, May 8. This is some Today in history on this date in 1846 the first major battle of the Mexican-American War was fought at Palo Alto General Zachary Taylor Says here US forces led by General Zachary Taylor were able to beat off Mexican forces

Wow, yep Put them all that's where the whole takeover. Yep. They were hazing them Coming to fly him to Miami, whatever you want on this day in 1947 The St. Louis Cardinals players were meeting because they were going to set up a protest about the fact that Jackie Robinson and the Dodgers were gonna go play on their sainted field. Unbelievable. Their owner Sam Breeden had to go in and promise them all shiny new nickels if we did.

Just please, not this. That's amazing. This ain't going to be, look, I don't like it either, but we're yelling at a cloud here where there's a tide. I know it's woke, but it's just the way it is, at least now. Don't worry, we're not going to be nice to you. Spike him, spit on him here's a list of approved you know what every anything you decide to call him I

don't care fine I don't I don't nobody wants him I don't know anything about this but I can almost assure you these are probably the same people that minimize the Holocaust or will always be like, yeah, but white people own slaves. I promise you there's someone who's gone through and done the like, I know Jackie Robinson had it bad, but come on, was it that bad? Right. I mean, it wasn't slavery, right?

Yeah, somebody's definitely done the, they make it seem a lot. I mean. Well, at the time when they were trying to get equal rights and everything they were like, You're not a slave. Exactly. Like what are we complaining about here? We gave you the wiener. Yeah.

According to the ECO. One of our listeners hit me up, Silky, who is in fact a black guy and was like, why are white guys so obsessed with black guy wiener? Like, you guys have really got to stop. I'm like, I'm with you, dude. Like, I don't find that- It's not that white guys are, it's because white ladies are. They like big.

I feel like there's a little bit of projecting there. Like, there's some psychological thing there, but he he raises a good point It's just it's not us. It's society. It's stereotypes. It's not me This day in 2011 I Was there at the American Airlines Center. It was Mother's Day. Hmm and The Mavericks narrowly defeated the Los Angeles Lakers in game four of the Western Conference semifinals Just a destruction I think it was was that a 40-point win that was so fun. I was there with my daughter

That's awesome. That was the first game she ever went to was the last regular season game, home game at least that year against New Orleans with Chris Paul's mom sitting right behind us. We had like the Fox seats, the Fox, not Fox for the Fox Sports Southwest. Somehow I got a hold of those and we sat like right next to the court. It was great. And then we just kept going to games throughout the playoffs. That's so cool. They really what like I bet you really appreciate

she can name you, she can name John Mahoney to this day. Like she knows the whole roster. She was really into the maps. Yeah, Mahoney. And on this day in 2019, Ranger Outfielder Joey Gallo became the fastest player to get to 100 home runs. Yay! What's he doing now? Ticking.

It was his 377th game surpassing Mark McGuire. You know what? I should give this to Jared for a trivia question. He's 31. Is Jared our number one Griffey guy? Yeah. Of the dumb zone stable? Yeah. Of contributors? I might put BA above him. Brandon Aubrey's... but the thing is, Brandon Aubrey has been in locker rooms and... I want to put Brandon Aubrey there, but I'm trying to be realistic too. Because somebody the other day I asked, is he... who would you go with, Jared or Ted Emmerich? Because I hold them both in high regard and who was it that without a hesitation was like, Jared?

It was you! You told me. Yeah. Yeah. And is it based on Ted Emmerich's extreme profanity on one of the last episodes? I think it's partially that. It's somewhat the tone and tenor of our group text

it's somewhat his dad was just kind of known as like a guy who was Body I guess not known as that but he was just that he was I he's just Ted comes from like a feisty folk I feel like and I don't know much about Jared's family But Jared's a guy who will text me all the time and be like, is okay? Is everything cool? Like, we good? He's gonna text me about this. Right now. What I'm saying. He's a good person. Because I think Ted's a great person. Do you think Jared's troubles with fertility helps him on this list? Sure. It's a little more... Yeah. You gotta have a story. But again, what is he trying to win? Like what are we? Just the great prestige. It's kind of like, at

least you got a plaque for building your house correctly. And we have some birthdays today. Felix Jones is 38. Felix Jones! Cell phones. Just saw him getting out at the Perot the other day to go do his shift. So fast, right? I think he's been replaced, but that's a good bit. Kemba Walker, 35. Former Maverick great. 35. Yeah, that's right. That is so young. Yeah, he was in the league a long time. Remember when they tried to get him? Like that was the apple of their eye from free agency.

And then they did get him. You just got to put a whole team together, man. Deandre Jordan, Darren Williams. And wasn't he awesome while he was here? He had a couple good games. Former Ranger Adrian Gonzalez is 43. Michael Penix is 25.

What's his bit? Is he starting? I guess. No, I'm, no. Her cousins isn't still there, is he? He is. He is. Oh. Mike D'Antoni is 74. Seven seconds or less. Bill Cower 68. Blake's book about boning. Bill Cower still and always is I guess but he's considerably younger than Belichick.

I would have thought Bill Cower has to be older than Belichick. Boy, that's a good one. I might have a new uh... I might have a new game here. Who's older Bill Cowher, Tim Kalashaw or Chris Berman? Lovey Smith 67. Boy they're all in that that range. Ronnie Lott66. David Attenborough. You guys know who that is? Come on man. Does Run the Ball Guy know? Is he the voice guy for the animal stuff? That's absolutely who he is. He's the 99. What's his brother's bit? His brother's famous too, right? Richard Attenborough? Is that his brother? I've heard of Richard Attenborough.

He's involved in the world of films. I thought Attenborough? Is that his brother? I think so. I've heard of Richard Attenborough. He's involved in the world of films. I thought Attenborough might be like Smith in England, you know? Oh man, he ain't. Oh, he is his brother. Yeah, Richard Attenborough is the guy from Jurassic Park. The doctor. Hmm.

Writer Thomas Pinchon is 87 I only mentioned him because he wrote gravity's rainbow, and that's one of those books where It's like I Don't know people that are well read and smart people are like oh gravity's rainbow one of the best books and so yeah It's up there. Can you see it? Anyway, the point is, it's been on my shelf for like 10 years, I haven't opened it. Just one of those books, like I gotta buy this,

I have to read it, all the people who read say this is the book to read, and it's really gonna open my mind. No, I mean, I feel you, you're a very smart person. I use it to bang chicks. That's it. That was all it was I get a bookworm up here. She's like oh my god. No way you think I wanted to read that Bukowski or carowack stuff when I was trying to get into the roller derby girls seeing no I don't that stuff sucks It's illegit what you're a fan No, I don't that stuff sucks. It's illegit what you're a fan house be

Absolutely, I'm not smart enough in my life got a lot better when I realized that it just gave up Dan still trying to be smart music birthdays Tony Taneil is 85 Yeah rock that is from the captain and Tenille. Not the Captain and Camille. Alex Van Halen, 72. Wow. Damn. Anthony Field is 62. He's from The Wiggles.

What is The Wiggles? It's like a children's. Oh, it's Australian? Group, but yeah, I remember my kid. I never know what those people are doing over there, you know? In Australia? Yeah! Like, you'll just occasionally be like, oh, they've got a... here's their show.

They were like the life... the life embodiment or whatever of... they're like Teletubbies. Yes! They all had a certain color and they would just sing about spaghetti or something, but I don't think I Maybe it's just me. I kind of forget Australia's there sometimes Please someone tell me I'm not alone in this you just don't hear about it It's not involved. Yeah, they're not involved like in the news. You just don't hear a lot of No, she's kind of there Involved? They're not involved. Like in the news you just don't hear a lot of... No.

Just kind of there. They got like a reef or something, right? Great one! Yeah. Huge! And then when they come up you just mock them. It's kind of like, oh a ship on the bubby! Seriously, like the most beautiful place on earth, the people are just, you know... They've been... They've...

Died in the wool. Have you been? No, cause... And you're travel guy Yeah But that's one where you really have to be able to break off two full weeks to get the ROI And I've never been able with like the ticket. I was never gonna do that Fellas

Listen bro we can do it I Gotta like plug stuff in We don't have European cables. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good point. And Gary Glitter is 81. What if the show went to Japan? Blake's Hero.

That'd be so funny. If we were in Japan? That'd be so funny. I know a guy there. Because like, all of the shows that I liked when I was a kid, when shit started to get boring, they would send the characters to Asia. Oh, really?

And it was like, oh, interesting twist. The Ninja Turtles are now in Kyoto. If we got a sponsor to send us to Japan, would you do it? You got a geisha girl. I don't know man. They're giving out hangers left and right over there. It's great. Seems far away. You know, just to be clear, Japan's not Vietnam, right? So make sure you don't get confused.

They still are, I'm sure. Just all the ladies over there. They love the American man. Man, they would love, eat you up bro. You'd ladies over there. They love the American man man. They would love eat you up, bro You'd be tall there What a jerk yeah the local court doing running pickup games is shocked be fun Born on the stay now dead Henry Dunant's he's the co-founder of the Red Cross. What do they do?

Take blood. Help people? Then they give blood to people. Are they, uh... People without blood. What do you think from... Amy seems like she knows stuff. You look like you don't have blood.

How about some blood? Are they good? Yeah. Okay. I don't know, you hear about some charity organizations where they... Don't give much of their money to other people. Feels like they've stood the test of time. That's usually an indicator Yeah, things are going well Having people trying to been

Take them down. Yeah, they've they're quite they've been in the crosshairs of these other charity organizations for years And nobody's been able to crack that nut Do coming up with the like text to donate $10 saved these places five, 10 years ago. I mean, yeah, I've been in bed before. I'm like, oh, man, flood? Looks like it sucks. Here's $12.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It made it so easy to be moved by an image and then give them money. But that's now been hurt by scammers pretending to be the Red Cross. That's true too. You know? Like, you don't click on anything from a text anymore, do you? No. I think some of you guys are getting a weirder text scene than I am though, because I have people who are telling me, like they get text from friends that are spammed. Has that happened to any?

That happened to Clayton recently, I thought. I heard somebody saying like this happens to him all the time. I thought Clayton got a political text. He got a political one for sure. I get fake texts from Jasmine all the time. Really? Yeah, asking if I'm available and she needs to give cards for something.

I play along for a little bit because it's fun. Like you're playing along with the bot or whatever's after you. Yeah with the person in a call center in some foreign country who's trying to get me to go buy Google Play cards at the 7-eleven across the street. Oh so you're like okay what do you what do you need? Yeah what do you need? You sure that's it? You upsell them? Yeah do you have a link I can click on? I got a great promo code for you. I got a text this morning. I was telling you guys about this earlier.

Oh, the shirts are flying off the shelves. They're going to hold one shirt for 24 hours if I hit this thing. They'll hold one for me. They're selling a Gulf of America shirts need it never calling it that yeah I think I could pick it out on a map though yeah I've been thinking about the Gulf of America, Mexico. A lot. Just going to sleep.

Can't get to sleep. Also born on the state of the United States, Don Rickles. Funny. I think he's in Dirty Work, isn't he? Probably. I know that Norm loved him. Yeah. And Corey Stringer, who was a viking not a bird how did he die

uh he Cory Snyder dehydration at practice waters for the week okay that changed high school football there was so my I remember we all remember like when this happened yeah Yeah Coach is just Gotta give him water now coach. I need water one of the paid ones died I Yeah, dude, I was so bad about it too like I would drench myself I feel like my body gets abnormally hot and you think coaches want to hear coach. I'm hotter than the other kids It's not a shower camp you homo

Dead on the stay still dead robert a hindland The science fiction writer dana playdoh from different strokes the cave, you know, what showed different strokes was Uh, is that the what are you talking about willa show? That's right roy horn Died on this day in 2020 from Siegfried and Roy died of COVID. Like this tiger bit his head off in there like COVID. Right, COVID. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

And died on this day in 2021. Bo. Cephas. No, Bo, the White House dog. The first dog. Yeah. It was named. The first dog. Yeah. Who was named after the first son. Obama's dog.

Oh wait, you're right. Yeah. Didn't the, didn't the Bidens have an asshole dog that was named, what was their dog's name? Captain? Oh, maybe so. They did have an asshole dog that was biting everybody. Champ. Champ, champ.

And that was biting everybody. Champ. This is a really random thing. And I know we got to go. I saw Joe Biden, somebody like did an interview. Is that the most like just odd post-president? Like I've kind of forgot he existed for the last six months. He did an interview like recently? Like yesterday or today. Hey, man. It's like he was just president.

Yeah, not uh... Not involved. You know what I say to him? What? Adios, mofo. So, before closing remarks, can I mention one thing? Jesus. Our good friend Raymond is married to somebody

hosting a golf tournament, and we are trying to auction off a twosome or maybe two twosomes. A foursome. To play in this golf tournament on May 17th. So if you would like to play with either me, Chappie, or Saroy and donate a little bit of money to Raymond's wife's charity, email us at thedumbzoneatgmail.com.

There's no starting price? I was thinking if we wanted to start the price at 690 and throw a sit-in in there. That's a good idea, businessman. We could do that. So if we only get one person interested in this, you can pick your choice of who you'd like to play with. If we get a couple, we'll split them up somehow.

But if you are interested, you're free on May 17th, want to play some golf with probably Saroy and Chappie, hit us up. TheDumbZone at gmail.com. He's so humble because people know they're going to pick him. Of course. It's a scramble. If you need a couple striped drives, I'm free.

But if you'd like to win, play with Saroy. You want to just stare in awe at that mustache for hours like I do? Closing remarks brought to us by Franco & Franco. The phone number to Franco & Franco if you get into a situation where you need a personal injury attorney, Amy. 33333333. You have to go with your area code first. 214-817. That's right. 214 or 817. Either of those will work, but their personal injury attorneys, they're big supporters of the dumb zone. And yeah, if you get into a wreck, you might want

to actually call them immediately. They will fight for your rights at Frankel and Frankel. So now we are closing remarks. What happened? This is Amy Martin. What do you mean what happened? Thirty-two years. Oh, he had a difficult job and we had a daughter with multiple issues, ADHD, Tourette's Syndrome, OCD, anxiety and needed lots of help and... It happens. Yeah. So she becomes a graduate of college and all of a sudden we're like, who are you? And went to therapy for years and didn't work out. So your whole life was revolved around that

then all of a sudden it's like, here's a person 20 years later they are different now. Our daughter didn't need my help anymore. So yeah, it happens. Wait, he retired? And your daughter didn't need what? My help anymore. Because she has him. No.

What are we saying here? My husband retired, my ex-husband retired, and I had been helping our daughter on almost a daily basis. And so she matures, you know, her brain turns 25, she doesn't need as much help anymore. And so then we had time for each other. You know, it happens all the time. Yeah. Just not usually after so many years. And you're uh you're all horned up looking for a date. You wouldn't say no if somebody... I would not say no. I have not said no.

Would you like to date? It's yeah it's been a couple years since we started the process. So I've kind of dealt with all that. Since you started what process? The divorce. Oh, okay. So you're not fully divorced? No, I am. Okay.

It takes a while. It started in 2022. And you've been dating though? You've been out in the market? Well, I'm on match. How does that work? You're not a fan It's just so different, you know looking at photos and trying to figure out. Oh, you're you go to church all the time I'm not that person

Is it really gonna work and then if they say you know if I should find somebody who says they're a ticket listener It's an immediate like, you know What at least kind of sense of humor they'll have and that they like sports so that is a good shorthand to have but I've only met one guy that way and he wasn't anything like his pictures were from a long time you know he could barely move and I'm pretty active so that wouldn't that wouldn't work but he was a nice guy. Do you have any age parameters? Well what if you got a boy toy? At this

age unless it's a brown man or a black man a white man's not interested in me, as you have said before, I'm too old. So now you're 64, but I think you do not expand on that. You've experienced that. Yes. Really? Yes. Okay. So, um, like Emily said, you, you don't want to go too high because you want to make sure the equipment works. Yeah. Right. Cause you look, you're not make sure the equipment works. Yeah. Right? Because you're not looking for just companionship.

You're looking for somebody to- Well, I'd like both. ... do some hammering away. Sex was not a reason why my marriage ended. Okay. Or- Had you strayed outside the marriage? No.

With, oh, okay. So you haven't had- Well- Have you had sex since you've been divorced? Yes. Okay. Was that weird? Yes. Was it awesome? I mean weird It was well, okay, so I dated my ex-husband off and on for ten years before we married

so He'd been the only guy for a long time So for what 30 40 years For what? 30, 40 years? Maybe, yeah, 38 years. Okay. You had never, okay, how many, what was your body count previous to being there? Well, I mean, back then it was way lower. It's been a long time since I've thought about it. A couple? Yeah, yeah. A handful? A handful. Okay. Not like a dozen. Not like you never did any of the thing. You didn't do a TikTok challenge where a bunch of guys were...

I was a nerd, so no. Okay, well, the nerds... Yeah, not back then. They're out there... The nerd has had a nice, steady, inclined cultural relevance. Okay, but you hadn't had sex with another man. Now, in the final years of your marriage, were you having sex a lot?

Yes. You were, while married? Yes. OK. That's surprising. That's not surprising at all. Really? Yeah, because like I just thought that would wane well.

Well, I mean, I'm sure that it can. This is a personal experience or anything. But a lot of times, if you're in a volatile relationship, that's not an uncommon thing. Remember I told you guys about, there was a dude at the Hab that was like, man, when me and my wife, my girl fight, we just like to have sex. Yeah. Because we're all passionate.

I think I just became hornier as I got older. That could be a simple explanation as well. They say these creatures reach their prime a little bit later. Okay, so upon divorce you had still been Sexually active. Yeah with my husband, right? Yeah. Yeah with this same old guy that I've been with for 38 years Yes, and now first time With somebody else. Yeah, what was that? It was really odd. I mean it was exciting But it was strange. Yeah. How many dates before it or was it the first time? First date? Oh no it wasn't the first date. I don't

know, handful. Okay. Even just kissing him the first time. Oh yeah. That's really weird. That's even more intimate almost. OK. And then was there like a, it's a handful of dates, but there is a time after dating you and you're like, I know tonight might be it. Had you actually talked overtly like, hey, I've been married for 38 years to the same guy.

I just want you to know this is. She comes from a time when consent didn't even exist I did I did mention that a better how odd it was and You're like a person now. He was pretty he was pretty set that that you know We wanted that to happen and and that was gonna happen and wait. What do you mean? I was well, I don't know He was very interested. It's not to be interested in, she's a lovely lady. No, no, no, I'm just saying, you talk about the 80s,

what a 64 year old, this is a 40 year old woman in the 80s. Amy, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. This is the way things are these days. All right, come on. Say more. No, you're looking. I think you're looking great.

Yeah. No, I. So yeah, so now this guy. We know she has sex outside. Tell me how he was overtly. Not anymore. He was overtly telling you, though, that he was like sex is part of this deal.

It's the night. Yeah. It's the Yeah. Like that day? Or just like kind of? No. Explain this to me. What do you? When we had the conversation we were going to have sex. Like that right then? Yes. Okay. You're like, hey, I haven't done this. This is weird for me. I haven't done this with anybody else in a long time. And he's like, stop talking. Get the top off. Pretty much. It's not going to disappear on its own. Yeah, that's gotta be so, so, so weird. I got over. Do you talk to the ex at all anymore? Like, is there any reason? I guess you don't there any reason to he's really active on social media saying really horrible things about me what so that's a bummer I'm

close to his family and he's not though so you're close to his family yeah cuz he's that's a weird bit that's yes I he went off the deep end first first sexual relations guy though since being married, was it just that one time? Were you like, huh? Well, I'm not seeing that. I have a different guy now. Okay. But he doesn't have time for me. He's got two young kids. Would you get married again?

No. No? No. No? Mm-mm. When you're this age, if the other person's parents are still alive, do you still have to meet them and stuff? I have no idea. It's always been interesting to me. My Aunt Terri, who was married to Uncle Gary,

started dating once Gary died. She was dating some old guy who was like 70 or whatever. And yeah, he would not move in with her because his mom would frown upon them. She was like 95. That's kind of why I'm asking. I feel like people still from that generation. Right.

Most guys want a nurse or a purse that are my age or older. I hadn't heard that before. That's a great one. That's fantastic. So you think there are dudes that are just actually out for money? Yeah.

And she's obviously retired, so she's done okay for herself. I was married to a doctor. Okay. So we did okay. Yeah. But if you give somebody your cell phone number and they and their your name and they have a subscription service, they can look up all that information about you. It's illegal, but you can do it. And the guy that was a

ticket listener did that and showed me what he could see about me. Whoa. Rental properties, where I've lived, relatives. Dang. So you are a little bit of a purse. I could be. Hypothetically, what weird, but like what would be a good way to not get detected if that were your aim? Google voice. Oh, you mean if if I want the purse? Oh, I don't know. Okay I if I get a Google voice number then they can't look me up. So that's my that's a good start Yeah, that might one that's probably coming straight from like India the guy that well The guy that was the ticket listener he told me that's what you do. Hmm. So you would be all for us setting you up like let us

sure would you be do game show or something if we had three guys that wanted to do it? Summer event? Okay but you guys have to come up the questions because I would be horrible at that. Yeah if we we set you up, paid for the date, and then at the summer event, you came and tell everybody how the date was. Oh, that'd be great. Yeah. The generic summer event. We want you to be happy.

You make us happy, and you deserve it. Yeah, we've seen you out at a lot of our bits. You seem like an awesome person. Always bring a smile. I was about the only one at Taco Bell that one time when you guys were there. Off of Cent. Is this a Dan and Jake show?

Yeah. On the ticket, you mean? Hang zone. OK. Bueno. Was it Taco Bueno? It was on Central next to the. Jake's sitting there like, boy, if I've been to a Taco Bell,

I know every time I've been to a Taco Bell. Yeah. Right, Taco Bueno. OK. Yeah, but you were. I was the only one paying attention to you guys. That's the funny thing about, I don't know, any remotes we do now, I think it's amazing because there'll be a ton of people there and they'll be really paying attention to the show and like

the, it is a smaller but more fervent, you know. I went to Zoli's. Yeah, no. And I was at the motorcycle place. I talked to your dad. Oh, I appreciate that, yeah. So I would guess even if we didn't pay for a date for you, you would be at the summer event. Yes. I actually had the date on my calendar. June 7th. Okay. You must have mentioned it previous. Now these are, we've been directing closingosing Remarks. Did you have anything? Oh, I have GIFs. Of course you does.

Okay, so, you talked about fairy smut. So smut or erotica is much like porn. If you can think about it, it exists. Ah yeah. So there's all sorts. Are you familiar with the porn game? Oh yeah. Yeah? That's something that you'll log on to and be like what's up? Well before the hub issues. Before the hub issues? Well because now you have to give me a license

flight. Yeah a lot of work around. I just also want to note that no one and I mean, I'm the thyke she meant husband. Fucking no one alive is saying logging onto some porn anymore. It's firing it up. This is log on to a little porn. I prefer my porn written. Okay. So this is what. Respect. I wonder if that's a female thing.

I'm not a visual person. I've asked my wife, like just flat out fight out like is this kind of doing something for you and she's like there is some it's that Yeah, yeah, I don't know if it's to the point of like needing to get the audio porn Okay, you never tried it Would you do it if we offered you a lake lake reading? The other thing is somebody wrote in and said, manual, the power ran out, so they couldn't use their,

I don't know, vibrator or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah. And you said. A lot of people thought that was fake. No. What about manual? And she's like, that never cuts it. And I would have to agree, once you've gone, you know.

Once you've gone to the power tools, you don't want to use the? Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. So I couldn't think. You're not going to use the push mower after you've been on the riding mower? So I couldn't think of what to get you guys.

I'm like, ugh I thought so nice you already got us some eatsies. Yeah well you have to tell me how much so I got your wives something. Smart move. Don't open it yet. Mother's Day weekend. Oh they're all the same and this comes highly personally recommended Okay, she led into this by talking about a vibrator so the best am I guessing that that's what Oh honey This is interesting God they're so slick now

We have to roll on it Yeah yeah No it makes a lot of noise No not the hat No not the hat No it's like just You don't want to hear a break I'm just going to put this in quarter

No I'm picturing Friday's show. Clayton, fire up Jake's wife's video now. Oh, there she is. Hey, here's this prank I played on my wife. I'm selling this video for $9. Look how into it she is. Be a sub stack. All right, now Blake's wife is pregnant, but some guys are into that.

Here, fire up the video, Blake. I meant audio. But, grab the video, Blake. I meant audio, but OK. The rest of our wacky bit on tomorrow's Patreon. But the thing about this is many things are sold like this. And they are called massagers. Yeah, it's like a muscle massager. My wife might even have one next to the bed. It's funny how that is it's for the the tight muscles

Highly rated and this cause no says it's called the Satisfier. Yeah satisfy generation to This isn't the guy can't rest on your lawyer Laurel, you know, what do you think? I've got a maid and it just says blatantly on the front Because it's air pulse, touch free clitoral stimulation. That's important too. There's no like.

And it's a USB. Germs. Oh, so it'll be charged up. Plug it in and recharge it. Even if the electricity goes out. You're set. It's got a special charger. Oh, it does?

Yeah. Okay. One end is two magnets, the other end is a USB. Okay. I want to see if I can fire it up. I don't know. Yeah, boy, I got a mark. But you do win an award for most unique gift brought to the den.

No, the chat loves her Not all at once fellas We can go I just feel vibrator do you feel Bad about taking off your shoes. You don't have saw I actually have sponsor socks of Okay, I was wearing sandals so it didn't matter All right, thanks for the vibrator It That's what it's called, right? Anytime. Yeah. Adios, mofo.

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