The Dumb Zone FREE - Pacers may have missed their chance and a Cowboys bet with radio legend, Doyle King | DZ 6-17-25

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe have a 3 day weekend that included Father's Day to catch up on including why Blake needed the extra day. We have radio legend, Doyle King, in with us today as we discuss player empowerment resulting in parity in the NBA as well as what is 4 games under .500? (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (50:24) - Doyle King in-studio (01:09:43) - Sports: Player empowerment equals parity (01:23:02) - An interesting bet on the Cowboys (01:35:12) - News: Family death results in $31 million (02:00:10) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hello! I'm professional broadcaster Dan McDowell, letting you know that you are about to hear one of our free podcasts. But if you'd like to subscribe at DumbZone.com, you'll get four shows per week, plus the weekend wrap-up and any bonus sodes like our Business Wednesday interviews. So, if you forgot how to use the 15-second rewind, that's DumbZone.com to subscribe. That's dumbzone.com to subscribe. Now on to today's program. The Dumb Zone. The Keats of Muscles and Wealth. It's Game Day Men's Health. Hell yeah. That's right Dan. Game Day Men's health studio. That's where we do the show today I was in there yesterday. Oh, yeah. Yeah got a little tea shot

You know what I did. I worked out for like eight straight hours afterward while doing meetings You were doing a lot of meetings yesterday. I know So they're their mission. Tell me about it. Gameday Men's Health. Simple. Help men feel like the best version of themselves physically, mentally, and emotionally. How do you feel they're doing in that? I feel fantastic. That's far. I was feeling that when they set me up with a nice B12 shot before the summer event. You're crushed. Thanks bro. We want you to crush also.

Mention the dumb zone when you go to Game Day Men's Health Studio. Or, Game Day Men's Health, you get 10% off TRT for life. Anything else specific, Dan, we need to get to here? I believe that 10% off. But yeah, mention the dumb zone at any of the local Game Day Men's Health locations. And then lift weights. All right. And then lift weights The proceeding and the following content are brought to you by no puppet productions and the dumb zone Yeah, guys the best. Hey, Joy. What do you make? This is our show?

Glad to be here good, you know enjoyed it All right. Well, it was good. We will have a show. Yeah, that's kind of was I was looking for We will have a show tomorrow. Oh, hey, man. It was really good. Hey, thanks You don't have to lift weights, all right, you just feel better Really if you don't lift weights, you won't feel better at all You'll still feel better. All right. Talk to those at Game Day Men's Health about that. Hello, everybody.

Hello, friends. Happy Tuesday. I'm Dan McDowell. I'm Jake Kemper. I'm Blake Jones. We are Broadcasting Live to Tape from the Game Day Men's Health Studios in Dallas, Texas in the Fox 4 building. We did not work yesterday. Well, we did not do a show yesterday. The amount of work, though. It just never stops.

Sure. But, you know, it's not work if you love it. Correct? Oh, it's just work hard, play hard. That's why I don't even say that. It's all the same to me. Yeah. Do you have a nice little Father's Day there? What is it like? Is it a different day at all? Um, my kids actually reach out to me instead of me reaching out to them. Okay. When they're not here in the house. But other than that, no, I've laid, I've made a bed that...

Every day. I have to lie in that since I tell my wife that she's not my mom so I don't have to get her anything for Father's Day, she decides that I'm not her father and all that. So it's cool. I'm fine with that. Sure. We have in studio today, we do have a sit-in, Adam, and he's brought Keith and Travis. Are you here at the behest or because of Community Mechanical?

Yes, yes I am. Wow. Our HVAC company, that must mean you bought a whole new HVAC system. Yes I did. Unfortunately, I had to. But, fortunately... You had the great guys. Yes.

And it works now? Works well. It's back in all the age. That's great to hear. Perfect timing. We're about to have a very hot summer, according to my sources. Yes, luckily it was when it was cooler,

so I could shop around and ended up with Community Mechanical. Look at that, you played the field. You actually looked at other possibilities. That's all we asked you to do. Yeah. Give them a chance. Yeah. But it was like 70 degrees, so I had time to talk to like four companies.

And then I was on the way home, and a fellow subscriber, my best friend Ben, said, hey, try out Community Mechanical. And they had a great quote and great customer service. Big fellas. So you had tried out four others, and then you decided, wow, now let's just take this shot. It probably won't reap anything. What do these guys know?

Exactly. I was like, I was going to commit that night and then all of a sudden they came with a better price. Wow, they late flipped him. He turned the community hat over at signing day and shocked the world. So yeah, look them up. What is it, communitydfw.com? Indeed.

That's it off the dome, bro. You crazy with it. I didn't even look at my thing. So cool. Well, we're glad, Adam, that you are here. I hope you're glad. I hope that, may the air be cool in your home. You pumped up for closing remarks?

Nothing prepared, just a couple gifts, but. Oh, well then. Who did you bring with you today? Let's jump right in then. So it's my dad, so Father's Day action. Okay, okay. And then my brother, who is getting married this year, so I was even more inclined to go

with Community Mechanical because. Doesn't make any sense. No, but I love it though. Keep that. Hear him out. Keep that. Hear him out. He's a big fan of the show. And so he bought me a subscription a couple years ago, or a year ago. And so I was like, okay, this is kind of an early wedding gift. We're entering the wedding season.

Look at that. There's value everywhere. That's right. What a cheap gift. Well, it's not cheap at that. There's value everywhere. That's right. What a cheap gift. Well, it's not I mean you you installed the HVAC but to glom him on to your thing is kind of yes It's kind of what we're all pretty cheap. Yeah. Yeah Also sitting in studio on the casting couch. It is Doyle King, everybody. Hey. Hello, Doyle King. He knows how to play the game. Hey, you guys.

How you doing? It's a good friend, Doyle King. That's right. He's your granddaughter goes to the same school as Jake's daughter or something? Yes, she does, by the way. That's how you ran into each other? That's how we hooked back up.

Yes. But you guys used to run into each other all the time? Yeah, when I worked at the ticket, when I was doing the top 10 in particular, was when there's a lot of, that job you're basically alone. You don't see anyone. You sit in a small production booth by yourself.

The only people you see two or three times an hour is a harried traffic reporter running in to record something one minute at a time, and most of them were cool, but when Doyle would do his, I'd get a little extra spice, like a little, here's a 30 second story. And then, just quick, quick, you know, traffic on time. But then I met Harold, his son, without knowing he was Doyle's son.

Our daughters are friends, they're at camp, they're in class. And he's like, hey, this is my dad. And he walks up to me at the teacher night or whatever and I hear the laugh. I'm like, I gotta get you on the show. So that's why he's here. Okay, yeah.

And it's interesting because Dan has, for a guy who worked at the station, you know, for a long time time and is definitely like a listener, has some major blind spots in the history of the station. There was something a couple weeks ago, oh, Robot Santa, Madigan, who works for the Soroys, was one of the kids from P. Doggin, whatever. See, they know.

And Dan's like, I have no idea what you're talking about and if you try to explain robot Santa to It was weird cuz I'm like I've never had to try to explain this to a listener So there was quite a few years. I didn't listen to the Musers right as you know my habits changed Right as I became early morning guy sure you. But for many years, I never woke up until Norm's show started. The waking bake was for guys, or the waking Jake or whatever.

Yeah. But no, Doyle was a big part of mornings and afternoons. Which is why I always say, hey. He's had a wild radio life. What if we do a show and just act like we don't know what was on the morning show? Yeah, for everyone else. Because Bob would hear four hours

of the morning show every day. Yeah. And I would be like, well, what if, you know, we don't have to shape our show based on what they did because there are a lot of people who, I was anecdotally saying, a lot of people wake up after 10. Listen, if I were to write the forward to your book, it would be some way of conveying that you figured out

ways to sell that things are just what you wanna do as actually better for everyone. And it works super well. And now I'm early morning guy and I think this is better actually. Well, whatever suits you. Yeah. So anyway, yeah, I got some Doyle stuff.

We got some emails wanting certain Doyle stories. So we will get to that. On today's program, we also have some sports stuff. Says here, golf. You look like a guy who watched golf on Father's Day. I watched a little bit. You just look like a guy who was, who wants to on Father's Day. I watched a little bit. He just looked like a guy who was, who wants to celebrate Father's Day.

Anyway, Blake still with the mustache, even though he claimed he wanted to shave it the second the DZGSC was over. Doth protest too much. And here he is, trying it out. I can't so keep it. I'll succumb to peer pressure on you. This kind of works for me.

Yeah, also on the, okay, that's what's on the show, basically. Golf? That's what's on today's show? I got some cowboy stuff, I don't know what- I got some NBA stuff. NBA stuff, we haven't really talked about what's gonna be on the show.

We just figured we each have some stuff. But we also have a weekend check, and that'll be brought to us by Qualis Roofing. They are the ones who invented the sit-in when you get a new roof. So Community Mechanical did take that bit because they thought it was really good. But yeah, Qualis Roofing, one of our very, very first sponsors. In fact, it might have been our first ever remote. They had us out to their Arlington place.

If you call 817-500-9008, you can get a free roof inspection and they'll give you a Dumb Zone T-shirt for free. And then if you do get the roof with Qualys, you can end up getting a sit-in as well. Indeed, qualysgc.com, it was great to meet those guys out at the summer event. They're good people and the coolest thing was they said,

we do a lot of work with Dumb Zone customers and we haven't had a bad experience. Like we want our people to like them, but it's also important that our business friends are like, hey, these are very easy people to deal with, good times. So check them out, Qualisgc.com. All right, let's do a weekend check.

I'm guessing you wanna go last because you were mysteriously wanted- Last we spoke. You mysteriously wanted Monday off. We said, that's fine, we'll do it. We'll do a show Wednesday. We know it's a big hassle of the audience but it's not a big deal to us what's going on though

bud and he said I'll tell you Tuesday do you want to go last if you don't mind you think you had it okay boy well if I asked for the day off like a Michael Bay film Clayton do you have anything special for us Clayton Kimbrough of course oh yeah he had a rough scene this weekend I think. Yeah I might be needing to call one of our... Fairlease.org? You talking about Fairlease.org? I might have to be calling some Fairlease people. Why? Transmission on my pickup decided to not work anymore. That's something you need? Apparently. OK, I was just thinking this weekend. I'm into that old trance thing, so this is like my.

Oh, OK. I like it. Yeah, I don't know anything about cars. I just know I need one. That sounds bad, though. You know what's funny is I have family or family friends in the car business, and they've asked me before, why do you not want to have a nice car?

I think they think if you're in some sort of media or there's an idea of like, well someone's gonna see me at Olive Garden and be like, why don't you have a fancy like Miata? Like there are people that think that car really is a status thing. Is Miata fancy? No, it's not.

No, but when I was a kid, I think I thought that is a status thing. Is Miata fancy? No, it's not. Oh. No, but it's a... But when I was a kid, I think I thought that's what rich people drove because it was like a convertible. But do you know what I mean? I've just never been a guy who needs more than car. Car go here, car go there.

You're a man of the people, a man of the earth. Of the earth? I don't know. Well good luck, Clayton. So you got a bad transmission. What are you doing? For now? Did you get your brother's car or something?

You were saying you had some car to try and get. No, I called my stepdad directly. Stepdad? I went through my mother, went straight to the source and just asked him if I could borrow his truck. I did unilaterally extend him use of the company credit card for Uber to get to and from work if he needed to. I was just gonna have Henry drive me around. That's also an option.

Go to the backseat. That's better than Jake's first idea. Yeah. Save you guys some money. Oh. I'll pay him in fact. Everybody's cool boss till they're the boss. Otherwise, I know your weekend part of it was spent with like transferring...

Gear? No, the no puppet. Yeah, we had like a no puppet. Don't bring that up. That's like Luca. It happened. It's just so... Well, it's not over though. I think it's still going. It'll never be over. We're functional. I don't want to talk, though. I think it's still going. It'll never be over. We're functional. I don't want to talk about it. We're trying to transfer our Google workspace to another Google workspace. And it's all just a mess. I'm going to get high thinking about it.

Let's plus this up. We created a creative services department in the company this weekend. So we're going places, folks. We're fine. I just don't want to think about the group. Oh, that folder that says creative services. That's all you have to do, Dan. Make a folder and say you have it.

Another folder. God. So many damn folders. Got a lot of folders. It's okay, back on track. Okay. I don't have much. I got cucked at the gym.

Oh no, by a jeans guy or or no, so they got this one machine God I Do it every time I can't remember what it's called, but there's a forward and a backwards on it's the thing We it's just flies and reverse like flies for your back But there's only one of those machines and it's like everybody wants to use it So I have like a thing a program I got to do and then I'll get to that and it's there's always people on it so you got to kind of jump in and people will even be like hey can I have this next? Like it's a pool table or something. Yeah. So they put their

quarters down you know. Doyle might be the only one who understands that reference at all. From you maybe, we got a dad in the house. You got quarters on the pool table reference, okay. I'm killing it. What is that? That was a commercial. But I'm on that machine, and since I had the front and the back to do,

I had like six sets or something. It's gonna take a minute. And a big, muscly 25 year old walks up and he's like, And a big muscly 25 year old walks up and he's like, Hey, when you gonna be done with, are you, are you almost done? Hey, old man. And oftentimes when people do that, they'll be like, I'll be like one set away or whatever, one set and they'll be like, cool, I'll wait.

I'm like, I got five sets left. And I got a minute and a half break between each one and all that kind of stuff. That's why I think he's already on my S list because the question should be, hey, how much you got left? Not, are you almost done? Or something like that. I'm just saying that is a different question.

But anyone who approaches you is on your S list. That is partially. No, at the gym everybody's friendly. You don't understand. I've never asked somebody, are you almost done? I've never asked anybody at the gym a question ever. I love my gym. You're not supposed to talk to anybody.

They generally don't, but it just feels like everybody's, it's a very, it's like the dispensary. Everybody's really cool. Okay, yeah. Like when I go in there, it's like the dispensary. Everybody's really cool. Okay, yeah. When I go in there, it's like everybody's awesome and at the gym, it feels like the same way unless they're trying to sell me something out there. So how did he respond to this machine will be open Tuesday? Yeah, I was like, I got five sets.

He's like, can I work in with you? And I'm thinking, well, I got a big break between each set. Yeah, yeah, you can work in with me. So I got, like, whatever, my 60 pounds on there or 90 pounds. He puts 190 on you. So yeah, he just takes the pin out and puts it so far down that I'm about to cry. It's like he doubled whatever I'm doing.

Yeah, and his form is just trash, because he doesn't care at all about back pain. Well, yeah, but then like holding the handles is the way to do it, but then he holds it on a on like the bar It's even tougher to do it that way. Yeah, like he can only Show me up and wait then he has to also show me your you know Seeing chains guy this is the way the man does it and so he's just lifting this 800 pounds back and forth and then, you know, then to even make it worse, at least this felt like it was worse,

but it might be polite. He would then go to his 180 pounds, take it out and put it back in the 60 that I had it. That's kind. And then I'm like, ah, you know. He should have been. And then I get on there and I'm like, yeah. Which one was it?

He's asking you, you're like, it's the 60. Yeah, it's the highest one. Just take the pin out, just so that the one. The one thing. That seems worse to me than being asked by the poor kids out front for money, as far as things to run into at the gym. I'm never going back to the environment you just described, ever.

If I lose my rack and my bench or my space, I'll do body weight or a kettlebell. I'm never going back to that. But if you enjoy it and it doesn't bother you. Yeah, I don't mind. Just driving to the play, I would love to have a gym. No, I mean the part you're talking about, he and I are like, oh I would kill myself I certainly try to go in what do you do like in the minute and a half? Like he's working it

Do you watch him? Are you like kind of oh, no, I'm not gay. Like I look off Are you like, you know what I'm saying? Do you talk? Is there like little pleasantry? You should have that's no no We both had heads a ten-minute interaction. we both had headphones. That's a 10 minute interaction. We both had headphones. What supplements you on, bro? Like, you're real lucky he didn't give you some pointers. Like, maybe flatten your back a little bit. And then next thing you know, somebody's filming that,

and you're on a Twitter. I saw one this weekend of like, there's good things at the gym too, and it was some fat guy, and someone's showing him how to work out, and everybody's like heart that could have been you right? I'm the that easily could have been I'm the pity case Yes, they're like oh look at this The gym is a high meme frequency place, and that's a that's why you hate it. That's a place. I avoid chick-fil-a Also seems to be an action zone.

And then I have a problem with Twitter on Father's Day. Oh no. The king of bad bits. Twitter on holidays. And probably I noticed it first with Mayor Eric Johnson, who's wearing his stupid hat and it was like it well I could probably find it it was a tweet about the thing was you can't if you tweet a picture of yourself with your kids you are then congratulating yourself on Father's Day if your kid tweets a picture of you or somebody else does and they want to honor you in that way, but when he says, becoming a father is the greatest honor I've ever had or something like that,

then it's like we're now shifting the attention to you from you. You're putting it... RG3, I think, retweeted like his wife's tweet about how great of a father he is. Oh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh yeah that's weird. me. I left it in. Did you forget that? Did you forget yes? All the way. Oh yeah that's weird. I thought about throwing a couple chappy photos I had recently discovered. Now that would be great. I would love to see that. And then you're honoring your father. Right. Yeah we did run some some

some Father's Day photos last night on DZ TV and on our social media clips They did you super dirty and just put in like a blacked out image of a mystery man Well, I thought I was doing I thought they should have put three of them but it is technically you know for the So you guys use that's why I saw Jake's picture. Yeah, okay of Chappy. Yeah So my So my pain in walking home from school. Uphill both ways in the snow. And find, it's true bro. You don't understand the little silver spoon private school that you went to.

I know. You don't understand what it was like to show up at home. Guys going to an empty house. 75 baseball games. Having to watch a rerun of chips or something at three o'clock. That's what was on my TV every day. And then when mom would come home, eventually. So you know.

Sober, maybe. Right. Solo, maybe. I would finish with my Stouffer's frozen pizza, but okay, that's cool that that's a big joke for all of you guys. Pretending that the man on the radio was daddy. You know what's funny is, maybe this is a conversation for another day,

because it's more of a serious one, but I saw a deal on Father's Day on Twitter. This is something we talked about in a group chat with friends before. It seems like me and all my friends who have kids of about the age that Nora's age is, and plus or minus five years, we spend infinitely more time

with our children than our dads did. And there was some study that was posted again on Father's Day, it's like four times on average. You know, and that tracks. Also, we didn't used to have like the new custody agreements they have. I didn't know anybody who was seeing their dad more than four days a month back in the day.

Yeah. But when we were talking about this a few weeks ago, I didn't know anybody who was seeing their dad more than four days a month back in the day. But when we were talking about this a few weeks ago, me and my buddy's doctor buddy, I'm going to call him the show doctor because he told us about COVID like a month before COVID. He's like, you know, it's weird. This is happening at the same time that all we hear about is like youth, mental health and anxiety and like suicide and depression or whatever. Yet were more active in their lives? Yeah, and I think I was reading through a bunch of the replies and it was a bunch of other medical professionals and psychiatrists and stuff.

Because it's easy to look at that and be like, well then you're not really helping. It's not doing anything. And I think the point is you're up against way more now as a parent. So even if you're spending, if Harold's spending four more, four times more kid, time with his kid than Doyle spent with Harold,

we have like way more stuff to battle and combat. Whereas you just had chips. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I don't know if it is helping or not. But I had, after I trash talked Father's Day on Friday, my wife booked me a massage.

Now I'm paying for it, but if she books it, she can't get mad that I go. Which I think is the only gift. The only gift they're giving you is no guilt. Because if I would have booked it on my account, then it's, you know. But to book it for you. Then I have to go.

Like is that something that you have trouble doing? Is that like, why would she? I'm telling you why. Because if I book it and I'm like, hey, I was thinking like I cut out for. But what if she just said, hey, it's Father's Day, you do whatever you want. And then if you chose to book.

Because here's what I would have said, you sure? She'd have been like, no, yeah, fine. And I'd have been like, I don't know. Okay, I'll. You know exactly what I'm talking about. If she sends me a link and says be here at this time, she's still probably pissed, but. Well, she might have been meeting her side piece too.

Yeah. Maybe that was the time he'd be in town. Gary heads over. Yeah. When I'm up there. I got a gift. I got a couple gifts. I got some artwork for the office, the mini den.

And just like. Which is also sus because you, what if you don't like it? Now I have to put it up because you gave it to me. I know. Which really. I'm getting superwomaned But but the superwoman shit paid off though everybody who comes over to the den is like cool superwoman poster is it is it a Wonder woman are you talking about? Oh superwoman? Yeah, I'm not the guy is there not a superwoman

Not in the world no, okay, is this like, what was the cereal I mixed up? Does anybody here think there was a superwoman? I did. You did? Oh, okay. It was Super Girl. Super Girl. Super Girl, not Super Woman.

Yeah, she didn't grow up to be. Yeah. She perished. She was stolen. Yeah. It was kept one block away from her home on- Now, was this piece of artwork kid Super traffic kid involved or was it just one of them is bought you something that I think one of them is

something they made One of them is like a really pretty dope artwork depiction of the enema the state album blink 182's I guess first big big album. Okay, so she knew you wanted that. One of them is the cover of, I think, season three of The Wire. Is there anything you actually don't want? No, but I also don't know if I would put, I was, it's like with anything else, if I do this now,

now I have to buy more stuff. It's either gonna be zero or I need to actually have stuff in there. Now I have like two things. So I might have done zero. But the other thing she did, throw it up Clayton, she bought new Tupperware and threw out all the old Tupperware and organized it.

That is a gift. And right there she opened up the drawer right there and it was just, oh. That is a great gift. I know. So she knows what speaks to you because my wife doesn't know me well enough to know that would excite me. Perfume, I because my wife doesn't know me well enough. She knows that would that would excite me

Perfumes I've closed my eyes and she walked me over and she was like open them up big boy And it was just this and they all match and it won't look that way probably don't like that way now, but yeah That that does a lot for me. Oh, she wants you to eat microplastics. So you'll die You know what? That's interesting. I'm surprised she bought the plastic. We've been mostly moving away from that. You must not have seen Blake's wife's posts on Instagram. Must have just missed that one. You ingest more microplastics every day

than you're supposed to 70%, I don't know. You eat like the equivalent of a credit card each day. And nine plastic spiders is what they recently updated. I saw that same tweet. In your sleep. A couple other quick things. I went to go see How to Train Your Dragon on Saturday night. The live action. How was it? It fucking rocks. Like all of those movies do. They're fantastic. Is it the exact same as the first one? It's the exact same as the animated first one. Okay. And there is another, they're gonna make all three of them. Cause I told you Lilo and Stitch was different and I didn't like that.

This one's the exact same. Good. And they're making another one in two years cause there's three cartoon movies. We went to an 820 and she stayed up. Wow. That's an odd choice. It was just what we had. We had birthday parties, we had this, we had that, we had this, It was just what we had. We had birthday parties.

We had this. We had that. We had this. We had that. We had the offload the other kid. We took her to dinner. She learned to swim. So this is like the bit there.

Two things. One, they learned to swim. Just got thrown in. I know. Screaming. By a stranger who wasn't your dad. Right. Or was he? Is this just kid movies now? I just got thrown in. I know. Screaming. By a stranger who wasn't your dad. Right.

Or was he? Is this just kid movies now? The lights were up during the previews. No, I think that- That's normal now? I think so. I think that's normal in all movies. All the time, it didn't used to be, right?

Then it gets dark. They might have dimmed, but they had them on a little bit. Okay, I thought there was like- Is that how you knew the big- The on where they're just doing like AMC ads and then there was like the trailer lighting this was like full lights the whole time. And then one other thing from my weekend that I introduced the girl to for about 12 seconds. When's the last time you guys checked in on America's funniest home videos? Long time. Like the one with the guy from full

house or something? Yeah but the legacy continues I mean that show was on. Still on? Yeah, because for a while it was, I can't remember his name, but he's a game show haircut. But now it's hosted by Carlton and some lady. Prince Carlton? Yeah. Okay. And who else would it have been? I'm thinking, OK, Vanessa Carlton, maybe I just could. Carlton Maxwell, the 840 character.

I can't imagine, yeah, Steve Carlton. So here's the thing. It's not videos of people filming a dog falling or getting hit in the nuts. It's just TikTok videos, like planned ones. Like where a family does a bit, you know, where they like have jump cuts and shit and they like actually cut together and they have like filters on their face. It's not a natural video anymore of like this guy fell into a Above ground pool off of a house or so it's not that anymore the Rizler and baby Gronk. It's all planned out pre-produced content

So basically what it is is it's like here's the best of You know the lame shit that families do now or whatever planned con it's not ow my balls anymore That's sad. It is sad It's not Owl My Balls anymore. That's sad. It is sad. Yeah. That show was on forever in basically the same format. It used to be organic.

The format was Owl My Balls. Yeah. And it was universal and... Now it's just ridiculousness. That's what took its place. Is that show Owl My Balls now? Yeah. Okay, is it still on?

The Rob Dyrdek show? Yes, it's got the impractical Joker's treatment on MTV It runs all day long. They still make them. I don't know if they do or not They just made a thousand of them and maybe they have seasons. What's your familiarity with Rob Deardick? He didn't date a Kardashian did he do you know no that's Scott Disick. Do you know Big and Rob? Yeah. Okay, well he's Rob. Rob and Big. Okay.

Rob and Big. Big I believe is... Past. Past. Because he was big. He's gone to fight the Kimbo Slice in the sky. But no, Rob Dyrdek was a skateboarder who hosts that show Ridiculousness.

And what I know about him, I think he might've been an alcoholic or an addict of some sort, but we need to do a segment on this actually. He did the full quantified life. So I think he, do you know about this? Because you watched that show. Yeah, I've watched a couple of documentaries.

So he got like software. It's not like Brian Johnson, the boner guy where he's like not really living a life. Brian Johnson guy is just living to exist longer. Rob Dyrdek like kind of lives normal. But he, I don't know how he was logging it, but over the course of a few years, he basically logged what he was doing

at every minute of every day. Like this is my family time, this is how much time I spent reading, this is like his calorie intake how like everything and he had like a dashboard and he took it to like the fullest extent possible because he's like neurotic. I've never heard of this. Very interesting and he's just a skateboarder who had a bit show. This sounds like what you do. Well I this is what I do if like what I do playing flag football is the NFL a movement where individuals use technology to track and analyze

various aspects of their daily lives Aiming to gain self-knowledge and improve their overall well-being Yeah, I mean I do a very half-assed this often involves wearing devices like fitness trackers As well as apps and other tools to collect data on physical activity, sleep, nutrition, mood, and more, this is you. Yeah, but I'm saying if you saw his you would see it's way more advanced than mine. I love what Whoop gives me, but you know, Brunig may be closer to this than I am. Anyways, America's Funniest Home Videos is dead. That's my We Can Check.

his home videos is dead. That's why we can check. Well, I asked for a Monday, if we could shift our work week. At the encouragement of Jake, who said a couple months ago, we should be able to do this. Yes. Yeah, I don't know that you asked, I just saw it on the calendar, but go on. And I took this opportunity to go see Lindsey Sterling

at Red Rocks. Fuck, yes! Where? Red Rocks. Fuck! Yes! Where? Red Rocks. Look at the photo, baby! He went to the Mecca, arguably America's finest concert venue, right there in the mountains, the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. You were in Colorado yesterday?

I was. This is incredible. So good So was this like a Father's Day thing like no I she added this show in April I think And she's gonna play at Red Rocks with the Colorado Symphony. Oh, and I thought oh, I've got to go and so back in April asked you guys if it was cool if we shift our week around and Monday afternoon I took a flight to Denver Met up with a buddy of mine out there ballin

He and I had a bro date and we saw Lindsey Stirling play with the Colorado Symphony at Red Rocks amphitheater When'd you get back this morning? Hell yeah time change at all. What time did you leave Denver time? 630 Alright, so tracker off though Hell yeah, time change and all? What time did you leave Denver time? 6.30. Did you turn your tracker off though? No. Oh, Dan just didn't look? Yeah, I didn't look.

He replaced you for Brandon Aubrey in his trackers. So I went to go see her last fall in Grand Prairie. I loved it. I loved her most recent album. Thought it'd be awesome to see her with the symphony. It reminded me, you went to go see Young Jeezy, right? In Atlanta. Atlanta. Yeah, with the symphony.

That's probably a cooler thing to do with the symphony than what I did. Dude, I don't know the lady plays a violin. That's extremely cool. She fit in really well. Do they play, do you like the halo theme and all that stuff you love? Yeah.

Oh man. And I wasn't the only one loving it. Slight tier? No. That's an emotional venue right there. Yeah, so just reset just a tiny bit. Gummy? No.

No, Colorado gummies. I was just worried about having to wake up early, get on a plane, work today. I just, I kinda chickened out. You don't know about early bird then, bro. So, Lindsey Stirling, an electric violinist, I discovered her a decade ago. She's been my reading and working music

for the past decade, and what's funny is I can't really tell you any names of her songs because I just hear them in the background, and I also realized that I never listen to them above a certain hearing level. Like, I've never listened to names of her songs because I just hear them in the background and I also realized that I never listened to them above a certain hearing level. Like I've never listened to any of her songs. At high volume. Yeah, at a high volume.

That would probably be a better word. Jet lag, you know? And so I grabbed Afternoon Plane yesterday. Shout out to the Bossa fan in the back there. Yeah, that was weird. His alternate black Joey Bossa fan in the back there. Yeah, that was weird. His alternate black Joey Bossa jersey. That was weird. So I was flying by myself and I've got TSA pre-check

and I will push the boundaries of when you're supposed to arrive to catch a plane. My flight left at 1.50, I arrived at the airport at 1.13. Wow. I was at the gate by 127. That's impressive, yeah, sure, let's give it up for them. They even let you on the plane, barely, right? I was boarding in the B group,

so I knew I could be five to 10 minutes after boarding time, and so it was perfect. Just never broke stride. You know what, this is like, he's established the run guy who has one flea flicker in the offense. He's like, I'll get crazy once. Because established the run guy

should be there four hours early. That's where he doesn't fit that. Yeah, this is his one straight up deviation. Sometimes you're in the play action on third and goal and you throw it through the linebacker. He likes the time. Yeah, sometimes. That's awesome.

This is the sort of thing that I want Blake to do. This is it. So this was a bucket list thing for me. I'd Blake to do? This is it. So this was a bucket list thing for me. I'd always obviously heard about Red Rocks, so I always wanted to see it. This was the perfect, I don't know who I'd wanna go see other than her. It's like 30 minutes outside of downtown.

But you met a buddy. Yeah, I'm like. Because I was gonna say, this is the second time you've actually gone to see her alone before. Yeah, I went by myself in Grand Prairie but this one I needed a little bit help didn't know where I was going needed a place to crash and I enjoyed having somebody there with me and Sure of that, you know if we if anybody reaches out to us we're going to Denver Is Red Rocks in Denver? Yeah 30 minutes about 30 minutes. Okay, we're going to Denver for the Red Rocks in Denver? Yeah. 30 minutes.

About 30 minutes. Okay, we're going to Denver for the Cowboys weekend. We're looking for a place to broadcast, places to stay, all that. Maybe Red Rocks. So have you guys been? Broadcasting Red Rocks? I've always wanted to, but.

Really? Never worked out. So obviously it's just like up in this tiny little mountain town, it's not even, you know, way up there. But because of that, there's not just giant places to park. And so on these winding trails up, you've gotta park along the trails and you've gotta hike your ass up there.

You've been to oil? Yeah. Bunch times? No, just once. Who'd you see? John Tesh. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.

John Tesh? Bring that place down with Round Ball Rock? That was a great show. Is that not John Tesh? What a venue man, I'm so beautiful. Yeah, that's great. And it sounds great. Are you not real familiar with this, Dan?

With John Tesh? No, with Red Rocks. No, Red Rocks is legendary. Okay, I just didn't know when he showed the photo, but yeah. Is it kind of like, what's that place in Santa Barbara? The Hollywood Bowl? Is that it? Yeah, right? The one in Trenacut? That sounds right, yeah. Is it kind of like, what's that place in Santa Barbara? It's really fun. The Hollywood Bowl? Is that it? Yeah, right?

The one in Trenacid? That sounds right, yeah. That I went to. Santa Barbara Bowl, Hollywood Bowl, yeah. Oh, it's way better. No, yeah. Red Rocks is way better? Yeah, because it's natural, right?

It's carved into the. It's a natural amphitheater, mountain, cat, big high walls. Yeah, I don't know if we have anything like it. No, and in the visitor center, I read a little bit about the history of it. And first concert there was in like 1910, and it really was just people that were traveling around

and said the acoustics are really good here. And then during the depression, that's when they built it into what it is now. That's awesome. It's perfect. And especially, I didn't know, obviously never seen a concert there before, That's when they built it into what it is now. That's awesome. It's perfect. And especially, I didn't know, obviously never seen a concert there before.

That style of music fit really well there. And I don't know why. Maybe hardcore rock is just the same, but that symphony echoing off of the big rock to your left was amazing. But dude, it is a hike getting up there. Obviously, altitude, not used to it, but you're walking a long, long way up.

As soon as you get to the top, then you've got even more stairs to get into the entrance, then you've got more stairs to get to your seat. I think Dan would like it because Red Rocks is the concert for steps. Do you ever see the workout videos? Have any of you all seen those? No.

You have? Dude, there's guys. Put your photo back up there. There's dudes because that's there when there's no concert going on and there's no way to keep people out really. So you'll have dudes. So it's not like a stadium or something? No. You can't lock? I don't think I mean I see people just in there like during the week. So you see those stairs and where that stage is down there? This is not the greatest shot ever, but you can look up a photo of Red Rock. There are people that will run those stairs

and run them doing flips and will just hand spring all the way down, crazy shirtless mountain man. That looks- What's your count? I think I ended at 13,000 or something. Okay. But just.

It's a solid day. Yeah. And yeah, you wanna go get a drink, you gotta walk up to the concourse. You wanna go to the restroom, you gotta walk down the steps in the visitor center. It's just like, it was just nonstop. That's the trade off.

Yeah. And so this place was packed. The buddy I went with has been to Red Rocks 30 times. He said he's never seen a crowd like that. And there's a video in there, Clayton, if you want to fire it. But it was to the point where I didn't have a seat. That's the very back, back of the venue.

Yeah, and so it's all general admission past row 40. And as you can see, everyone is scrunched in there, and there's an usher there trying to get people to squeeze in so more people can sit down. I think I would rather have the very back if I weren't gonna be close because your view right there is insane. I was fine with it.

And I had a trash can to lean on and there were trees behind me. I didn't have anyone around me to, it was nice to have something to lean on. This is an odd positive note in the story. Listen, I wasn't gonna have my night ruling. I had a trash can. I had a trash can. OK.

That's good. Let's see. Did your buddy that you contacted think you're gay and stuff? Like, why do you want to? No, he was somewhat familiar of her. I'm going to fly out here to see a violinist. No, I mean, I paid for his ticket.

He was fine. He had a good time. Showed me around. But it was fine. He had a good time, showed me around. But it was a very different show this time around because her show last year on our tour, she's got constant outfit changes, she's tightroping across the stage, it was insane. But with the symphony, she was very buttoned down,

very tame show. But it was cool I mean it was I was fairly certain I saw mail order bride next to me which was interesting the guy was a Colorado for okay that's pretty attractive so he's attractive Asian Asian. Yeah, so you never really have any other Nationality but mail order bride, right? Uh Maybe Russian, but I was like Europe with like a small you would hear about that But you would you never in the wild would see two people and say that's a mail order bride unless she's Asian I've seen my theory. I've seen a European one recently. I told you guys about it at World Springs. She was like, kind of had the, nah.

I was gonna say the vibes of like, Baby Billy's Housekeeper, but no, she was just a hot, older Swede, and he was like a little pudgy, fat American. Now, what I'm interested in, is a Colorado Four male hotter, or less hot than a Texas Man Four? You would probably be like a Texas Five or Six,

a Colorado Four, because everyone there is fit. Fit, right, sure. He was kind of pudgy, kind of doughy. She was very attractive, but they were passing the phone back and forth with Google Translate Up. Pbbt! Ha! Back to Jake's thing from the other day.

Fresh off the boat. You said I'll never have to Pbbt. Ha. Ha. That could Jake's thing from the other day. Fresh off the boat. He said I'll never have to learn another language. Yeah. His lock screen was the two of them together, hers was just her. Ha. So, pretty good idea that there was something going on there.

That's fantastic. I told you at the show here I could tell I was going to a show with Lindsey Stirling fans. I could just tell. Yeah, yeah. Same at the Jeezy Show. I mean, you know where you are. I thought it was basically the female equivalent

of Lizard Guy. Now we're talking. Yeah, there's something here. That's who's into electric violin. The girl that works at the pet store listens to Lindsey. Probably has an outgrown Hello Kitty. No, yeah, saw a lot of that. But theirs just like they just look like people from Colorado.

So dudes. Lot of Subaru's folks. Dudes all know her from video games. Or the Lions games. Girls know her from her from Instagram or I think she was on Dancing with the Stars. She might have been on a talent show too at some point, no? Yeah, America's Got Talent, I think. And ladies do love that.

Oh my god. OK, so let me get to that. Holy dude. Let me get to that. What are you getting to? I'm getting to this is right now, this is a lady who's like, but I voted for the email lady.

Well, I'm listening. I know, I can be excited. So on your screen, you see a woman with her eyes closed. Yeah, on the screen at Red Rocks. At the venue. Yeah, they've focused in on her mid song. The Jumbotron. So I feel like if therapy had a genre of music,

it would be this. Without a doubt. And I say this because she's, Lindsey Stirling, is very emotionally connected to her songs. Between each song, she would explain to you, this is what I was thinking during my writing process. This is what this means to me. There was a lot of manifesting. there was a lot of envisioning,

and there was a lot of purpose. She, Lindsey Stirling, moves with intentionality. Yes, for sure. So at one point she said, I wrote this song to signify the first bud of hope when you're stuck in the mud in life. Or I wrote this because it signifies the phases of the moon because we all go through phases in life.

They do. Yeah. So before one of her songs, she asked the audience to close their eyes and manifest where you would like life to take you. Eh, eh. Okay? So people start doing it.

And it was, at first when she said that, I was like, eh, okay. Not me, I'm sorry, Lindsay, I love you, but more people did it than I thought. And they would of course show the people on the screen that were doing it. They look terribly lame. And it just took me back to youth group.

No, this is, I was gonna say, this is the feeling you get when you feel like you're cool in church, cause you don't pray, and you get to look at everyone else whenever they have their eyes closed, and you're like, yeah, what fools, I'm smart. Except there's like 30,000 people there. Yeah, and so it brought me back

to a little bit of advice I had. because if you were heathen like me, I didn't close my eyes either, I was just looking around seeing whose eyes are open. And if you found a girl with her eyes open, that meant she was DTF. Okay, yeah, that's a good call. She's good at this. She's in attendance, cares somewhat,

but she's not fully bought in, meaning she might... She might be the one to you. Might be down. Yeah, I think what you're really looking for in the female side of things when you show up to an environment like that is you want to find one that you can be like, I think this is kind of lame too.

You know what I mean? But I also kind of like it. That way you feel like you're both above it together. But that lady that was on the screen right there, I haven't seen a picture like that since Trump won in 2016. Yeah, she was fully bought in. Like that is the most granola soccer fan white woman I've seen in a long time and she looks distraught.

And all she was doing is manifesting that her kids would love her. Right, that somebody appreciates her. Yeah, something. Something simple. So it was a cool show. It wasn't an A plus because I thought she kind of catered to the symphony.

She played a lot of her old stuff and covers. She did a cover of Fan of the Opera, which was really cool. But I was a big fan of her duality album, which she only played a couple hits from. What's going on? What's going on? Um. What's going on? So, and you know, not a lot of optics with it. The symphony did their thing, but it was a very still show.

But it was very nice. The acoustics were really cool. So back to his apartment at 11 p.m. up at five, caught a plane, got some breakfast, and now I'm here ready to go. But there's Lindsey Stirling from Red Rocks. Respect, man. I'm happy for you. This is the Blake I want that was awesome

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Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Hey Jay, don't be those breakers man. Yes Doyle, here you go. Are you a nicotine pouch guy? I've never had one before. Oh really? No, but since I'm a smoker and we gotta be here for three hours or whatever it is. You're gonna need a couple of those.

You might need someone to help you open it. Maybe. Whatever else is in there, don't show on camera. Ooh. Oh. There might be a candy or two in there, I don't know. Keeping our own stuff in there. I don't know.

Got a tray, man? So it also has a cool little holder for stuff. Well, it's a pallet. It's a pallet. There might be anything in there. I actually don't know. He's like a... Oh would you give me an empty box? No dude hey will you help him out? Hey so speaking of cool venues yeah yeah I feel like we need a new venue for the DZGSEQ2. So Blake sent us something yesterday that indicates. No spit.

No spit, yeah. The local shacks at Austin Ranch. Kind of. We had quite a great evening and it was just packed. There's like 500 plus people there. They sold out of Lone Star Beer. It was, we had bands, we had fun. We all, like the second it ended, said,

I can't wait till next year's. Let's do it here again. Including Jerry. Jerry, the owner, or what I'm discovering, one of the owners. Sure. Because there was an Instagram post yesterday where someone named Brian

put out the message that I've officially sold the local in the colony. So anyway they're like the local was a good weather venue at heart that made consistency tough, blah, blah, blah. It's true for places like that. He also owns Bottle Rockets, Ringo's Pubs, Gruffy Duffy's, and the Saintsbury Tavern. But the local is closed. Well, he says he sold it. I don't know what that means. Like will it stay open?

Would we have looked into buying it? Like that seems like such a cool location, man. I don't know that we would have looked into buying it. Put our Game Day Men's Health Studios right there? I think we can figure something out for next summer's event and those other spots, I'd love to go do some stuff with them. Those are the same places we've known Jerry to be affiliated with for a long time.

So these places, unfortunately, come and go. But I have always wondered, how does the venue like that make it year round? Kind of how I feel, as we're seeing about some of the places around the AAC, is how are you making your nut like that? Yeah, but why would you close it, it feels like now is when they would start to have people. Well, maybe now they're about to have some operating costs

to get through the summer to make that money, and they're like, you know what, this is not even worth it. I don't know, as you have learned one day a week, I don't know anything about business, but. Well. It's a tough one. Blake pointed out. It's not a great look for us that we killed a venue, if that's what we're.

Well, we were on The Freak. Yeah. The radio station in Dallas. Yeah. The Eagle changed to The Freak, and then that ran for a couple years. We were on it as guests, both of us on different shows, and the next day they shut down.

Yeah. That's happened to me a couple times. And was this last Saturday or was it two Saturdays ago? They made it a week. They made it one week. They shut it down. Yeah. Right after our big event and it was, anyway.

Do you ever work at the Eagle? No. Where have you worked? In commercials. Oh, well you probably could have kept that in. Yeah, well. Okay, you're a pro though. I don't do it. I worked at KLIF. In the heyday of the cliff? No. Or later? No, after they flipped to classic country.

Oh wait, what are you saying? What year are we talking here? 80. Oh, okay. The heyday of Cliff would be the 70s, right? Yeah. Oh, okay. 60s. 60s and 70s. I just knew it was before I got there.

There were news talk and very lowly. But I've still got that air check that says 1190 KYF Dallas. Okay. Yeah. So, there, Q102, worked for all the Clear Channel stations. I was on the air at 925. What would you do there? So there, Q102, worked for all the Clear Channel stations. I was on the air at 92.5. What would you do there? In CPS.

I did a voice track overnight show. Okay. But I was the commercial production director for Clear Channel, the cluster. What does voice track overnight mean? You just record what? Record the breaks. Okay. Yeah.

So what if something came down? What if something broke? Well, I guess it'd just stay broken until the engineer fixed it. What if something broke? Well, we need you there. I guess it just stay broken until the engineer fix it. No, I tell you, you call Rich Phillips. So you're working in the 80s in radio? Well, I started in the 70s. Okay, so this is like the WKRP era. Yeah. Pretty much. But anytime I talk to somebody from that era, they go, yeah, man. Different time. Kind of like SNL.

Yeah. You read about SNL, they're like, oh yeah, they were doing cocaine. They were all, like, was that a thing? Like you've ever seen cocaine at a radio station? Are you kidding me? Is that obvious? Yeah, I think that was pretty normal. We'd line up rails on the control console.

Really? Yeah. At the station. One time they gave me a $10 gift card to Bueno. That was about as hard as we partied at the station. I don't know that we had Coke out. There was a doorstop that converted into a bong. I guess it makes sense, like if you watch Mad Men,

people had like a bottle of liquor in their drawer. Yeah, and I mean, I'm sure a lot of that over. But if the 50s and whatever the 60s was, if that's your kind of drug of choice, but now we graduate and now all of a sudden society's drug is like cocaine, well, we're gonna do that at work now. Right, and that one makes a lot more sense.

What, cocaine? At work? Because it kind of helps you work more. I mean, when you watch Mad Men, they're got like little, what are they called, sniffters or whatever of brown in the morning. I mean, there's no way you're finishing the day. And then in the afternoon,

Don's out there like making a playhouse. But you know, you work weird hours, Coke's probably pretty good for you there. Right, that's the SNL all night. Yeah. Whatever sessions, yeah. If you have enough. If you, right.

That seems to be like a continuous problem with that drug. You have as much as you have until you run out, right? Right. You're never like, you know what, I've had enough Coke. No. I think I'll just put this aside now, just throw it in my pocket. That will be enough cocaine for one day sir. That never happens. You've only had enough when it's gone. Anyway so shout out to the local shacks

at Austin Ranch. I just learned how to say their name effectively but yeah good times. One of the best nights of my life. Okay. So speaking of Doyle King, who we understand has now done Coke at work before. That's really not news. All right, well, news to him. He's not familiar. Yeah, right on.

But yeah. Well, he was talking about how I wouldn't know some things at the ticket that were common knowledge even. Did we ever see each other? I don't think so. I mean, maybe, maybe in passing. What was your bit at the ticket? Part-time fill-in traffic guy.

OK, so traffic, just reading the traffic. You would just come in studio and do whatever. He would do the split shift. He would do the AFPM and just like Alexis did. But I would see him in the afternoon every day. So you guys are usually gone, but you did know Alexis. That's weird.

That is weird. I wonder what's the, you guys got to know her pretty well. Yeah. And her on a lot. Well she was crushing small rodents with her high heels. That side road here, top five bad radio theme for me. That really got me into the show. When you guys were obsessed with crush films,

and you had Bob talking about the idea that there was a type of kink that was just women wearing heels crushing squirrels, you were trying to get Alexis to do it, I was like, this is my show. We almost got her to do it. Anyway, I got an email from Brandon who says, dear Shucker of the oyster ditch.

Yeah. My dad grew up in Coppell, was a few years older than Doyle King. And one of my favorite stories he tells about growing up there involves Doyle and the Barney Fife deputy they had. Supposedly back in high school, Doyle wanted to buy a weed at some point. Some of the guys told him they could get some from him. They sold him oregano or something before school one day and told him to leave it in the glove box. Are you aware of this story at all? Yes. Oh wow.

So you finish it then. So you wanted weed, you're in, you're a high school kid? Yeah. This is at Coppell? Yeah. Boy that right there Dan was a field. It was all just a field back then? Pretty much. Yeah okay. When we moved to Coppell it was in the late 60s and and there were 995 people in the town. I graduated out of a high school class of 21. Do you wish that you had bought some land out there? Can you imagine? I wish I had kept the land that my mom had. Can you imagine? Yeah. Anyway.

Yeah, I can. So high school Doyle in the 70s? It was, I probably shouldn't say their name, It was these brothers and they sold me milkweed. Well Milkweed as soon as I did what is that? Oh, it's just I think chopped up crap. Okay, it's not it's green It's not pot look at no, so it was kind of oregano or something. That looks like pot. So I Figured it out real quick Well, they sold it to me. I'll sell it to somebody. Sure.

Oh, I'm going to meet them. I still haven't been told. Well, they weren't in arcs and they told the cops. So cops go all through my car and I had it in an air conditioning vent underneath, but they found it and took me to jail. But since it wasn't weed, they had to let me go. Yeah.

And, and that's kind of, that's kind of that I got stopped by the Coppell cops again, uh, on my way to work and guys are going to give me a ticket or something, but he he's pulled me over and the infraction happened in Irving. So I'm on 114 coming out of Coppell in Irving and this guy opens the car door and looks down there on the rail where the door closes and found some seeds. Oh, and he said, you know what these are boy? These are the seeds from the joint of a marijuana.

My God. Well, he called the Irving cops because I was in Irving. And they weren't pot seeds, they were Johnson grass seeds. If I'd closed my door on some Johnson grass, they got stuck there anyway, the Irving cop came and he looked at the cop, I went, see, you can't bust him for this? So you've been profiled basically before.

People look at you and assume this man has drugs. Whenever I went out driving on the streets of Coppell, if I passed a cop or got anywhere around one, I was stopped. Every time. You ever done real time? Nah, just overnight. Just overnight. Yeah, overnight here,? Nah, just overnight. Just overnight.

Yeah overnight here overnight there never more than one night. For what? This is probably PI. DUI. Yeah. Oh no, no, no, no DUI. That's Pete the public in talks. Like where like what what's the scene Irving?

I was mouthing off to a cop or something. I was just mouthing off to a cop or something. No, I was 17 and I was playing mic man for a jukebox at a strip joint down on Harry Hines. Hell yeah. Called the bamboo room. Uh, so the strippers would feed the jukebox quarters and I would talk between the songs on a microphone, a desk mic, and they would give me drinks.

So you're the welcome to the main stage guy. Yeah, yes, yes. And now on the main stage, it's Tasha. I'm bricked up already. Get your hands out of your pockets, but quit playing pocket pool. And you're in high school? Yeah. And you got that high school? Yeah.

And you got that gig? Well, it wasn't a gig. They were just giving me drinks. They just let me hang out. That's good. Still, that must be great. I mean, yeah, it was pretty cool. As a high school, yeah.

So in the afternoon, they had a stripper who lived over in Fort Worth and they needed more talent that night. And so they asked me if I'd drive over there and get her. And here's gas money. So I go and get her and I'm hanging out and she's left some stuff in the car and it's after the club and I've been drinking all day and I've been drinking all night and I mean drinking, drinking, I was, I was gone. And- Pre-cocaine. Yeah, she left and I followed her because I got her bag of clothes and stuff in the car.

They pulled off somewhere in Irving and then I lost them. And then I felt sick. So I pulled over, stopped, took the keys out of the car, put it in my pocket, walked over by the bridge. I'm puking up, driving over the cops. Well, they can't get me for DUI because I'm not driving. So I go to Irving jail. They throw me in a slammer. 17.

Maybe I was 18 then. Could have been. Drinking age was 18 back then. Oh, I guess it was. So I guess I was 17 because I was too young. Anyway, they put me on the top bunk. I said, you know, guy on the bottom bunk said, no, you're getting up there. So I get up on the top and I'm just puking over the. Oh yeah. So, so the guy on the bottom bunk is it, Hey son, you come down here. So I got on the bottom. They take me in front of the judge the next day. I have to leave because I'm getting sick.

So I had to walk out in front of the judge and eventually my mom came and bailed me out. But I called all my friends. Nobody'd help me. That's sad. That's because you're trying to sell them oregano. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Big weed. Yeah. That wasn't very cool. Have you, so back then, hitchhiking was a thing, right? Oh yeah.

Did you hitchhike a lot? I ran away from home once, and I hitchhiked. Before that? Like through your 20s? Before that era? Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, I was, I don't know, 14 maybe. And for an extended period of time or the normal afternoon?

Mike Reiner would tell us there was a Phrase like a it rhymed and everything and how you would get a ride Really Ask grass or oh yeah That exists If you were the kind of a coffee to your me I ended up in Oklahoma at some flop house spent the night and went this is bullshit I need to go back home. I need a dictionary flop house what is it? Yeah you know

it's like a crash pad like just think Jesse's house on Breaking Bad okay they exist the crack house of the 70s sort of yeah you're not maybe necessarily selling dope there but there's 20 like what year did you graduate high school 74 okay so this would have been if I could change that that would be the era that I would pick I'm 70 70s were great you think it was? I just think, yeah, if I look at history, if you could say graduating high school in like 74 to 76, I think that's prime time. Unkempt.

Certainly there was no people using their beard trimmers to trim their nether regions. It was cheap. Cheap, cheap, cheap. Yeah. Although, that's like a three strikes, didn't they throw some people in prison for life? That's true.

Or getting caught with pot? If you got busted, yeah, it was bad, bad. That's true. Yeah, you didn't seem that worried about it. You're 17, you're an idiot. Yeah. Right? Yeah, I mean, stuff like that never happened again as he got older and matured.

The guy's email regarding the oregano, he says he thought it was real funny because back then, that particular deputy, they would just make fun of this guy because they arrested you for oregano. And I think he might be embellishing a little bit there, but yeah, I think he might be embellishing a little bit there, but yeah, that was funny. The cop-out police department was. Mayberry. Oh yeah, we got to do Henry's Bits. Oh yeah, it was pretty, pretty back school. They weren't real smart.

As a matter of fact, we call one of the guys sneaky Dick Tracy because he would drive around and we'd all hang out either at the water tower or downtown and he turned the lights off on the squad car and try to sneak up on on people. A different time, Dan. A different time. So what do you want to do? You want to take a break or you want to hit some sports or what's your next play? That's the sports team right there, baby. Oh yeah, I like that. This is brought to us by fairlease.org where maybe Clayton needs to go there.

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that we have not covered Alex Caruso's Kemp spin case. And I'm not sure if it plays or not, so I'm gonna give it to you guys. Do you recall Alex Caruso having an arrest? First of all, what do you know about Alex Caruso? Oklahoma City Thunder Guard, bald Caucasian Guard. Nothing. He went to A&M.

His dad was like the assistant AD, so he grew up like a ball boy. He's an Aggie. All right. Through and through. And I'm trying to pull up what year this was, but after the season ended, I think it was when they won the title on the bubble, maybe, but he, um, made a B line for college station and was like partying with ladies, got pop for weed,

which as a listener points out, is basically, you know, it's the same thing that happened to Brittany Greiner, but people are like, well, why didn't she, she knew the rules. That's against the rules there. Obviously, you know, the consequences are different, but you're in College Station. They do not play around with weed. Anybody who grew up here knows there's a difference between being in like Austin or that part. Yeah, it's a no-go.

And he got arrested. Now, he was like 27. So where do we fall on the NBA player who at 27 years old when they win a title goes right back to the sorority house? Is that weird? Now it's not Josh Gage. What do you mean? Well, like I would imagine by 27, you were-

Oh wait, he was 27 when he got busted with the weed? Yeah. Oh, okay. He was an NBA champion. Oh. And that summer went back, it was around that time. I know that it was, cause he was an old player. He played four years at AM.

Yeah, he got arrested in 2021, which is the summer they won the title. So what I'm saying is, do you think it's weird? We've talked before about like, all right, there's a hot senior or a freshman girl in your high school, but she's dating a guy who's like a freshman in college. Weird. Where does this run out?

You're a 27-year-old millionaire, you play for the Lakers, and you're like, I gotta get to Blinn right away. There's 19-year-old Blinn pussy waiting for me. Like, you're not going to... Yeah, we're gonna need to see the girl to really evaluate this, right? Well, it's not a girl, it's just they said he was like going down there to party, and you're not going to... Yeah, we're gonna need to see the girl to really evaluate this, right? Well, it's not a girl, it's just they said

he was like going down there to party, and you're going, you're... Just to party. I doubt you're going down there to hang with your boys, you know why? Because they're 28. They don't live in College Station anymore. Yeah, it's odd.

But his dad was still there, so he's going to visit his family, and while visiting his family, I'm trying to give him a little break here. Maybe there is the hometown thing, but there was, I don't know, I found some notes that he was going home and partying.

Found weed on his grinder. Well, you will find that. Yeah, it's kind of the only, I just thought it was funny. You're allowed to buy a grinder, but you're not allowed to have weed with it. Right? That'd be a funny bit to have your family over for a holiday meal and you're just cooking

just with a massive grinder with a big. Skull on it or something. They showed the player intros in the NBA finals finally. Yeah. You know that was a big controversy. That along with the court logos? Or somewhat of a controversy, yeah. And I do agree with it in a sense,

and maybe that's being an old. You want some of the pageantry, you want the NBA finals to look better than a Thursday game in November or whatever. And ESPN has you know notoriously just had a horrible basketball product just because they overdo commercials I think they're over do as far as the studio show the pregame show the halftime show yeah they do overdo everything overdo everything they they also get like seven

people to be on those shows and then don't give them any time to talk or develop any chemistry or anything like that. It's a bad product. It's a bad product. I don't, I think like I said, Doris has regressed. Breen is like the best thing they have and he's kind of average. Yeah, that's too bad.

You know, while saying that though, like my one impression from Friday night and last night, the Luka thing is horrible and it's gonna scar me forever and it makes me feel a little bit icky about the NBA. The NBA is awesome right now. The fact that it's not just one team can win at the start of the year, two teams, as you've pointed out, like the player empowerment parody,

there's great basketball, like this series has been incredible. Friday night was amazing. Indiana should have won that game, they're gonna be kicking themselves until they win a title, which maybe never. Yeah, right after that game, people are saying that might have been

the championship right there. Dude, the change with about a minute left in the third quarter into last night is remarkable, remarkable. It's not momentum. But the pressure on Oklahoma City to have to win three straights, all that would have been.

It was so close. It was awesome and it was well played and they got stars and they kinda talked trash. I don't know, I don't know what people generally think of the NBA. People are like, the ratings are down and I don't work in TV sales, so I don't care. It's just fun, I think it's a good league.

When you talk player, we have talked many times, player empowerment has really done this for the NBA, but look across all sports and we should go back and like look at articles that were written. You guys will remember this for sure. Having lived in the pre free agency era. Um, that was the big thing is free agency is going to ruin sports. Well, yeah, yeah. That will ruin things.

We're trying to make keep things competitive. We're trying to like the NFL's goal was parody, not making something funny over something that was serious. That's a parody song. The parody with the T would be, you know, they wanted everybody to be equal. So that's why the worst team got the top draft pick and all this kind of stuff. And they said if free agency starts, that will ruin everything because just the rich teams will be able to buy up all the players. And it turns out that free agency was the perfect thing for parody.

And maybe more so, or maybe it's in combination, is the cap. Yeah. Cause it does make you have to even things out. And right now, people are saying the NBA cap is as close to a hard cap as you can get in sports. Without having one? Yeah. Yeah.

Because of all these rules and the double apron and all this kind of stuff. In fact, there's probably, well, is there a good argument that the Mavs were worried about that if they have to pay Anthony Davis the same amount as Luca? Not really. Okay. Not really. But that is a thing in sports, like Boston's wondering, can we keep all these guys or we can't? Like, yeah, that's

interesting. I think an interesting story is the fact that Jenny Buczek, is it Buczek? Buczek? I've always said Buczek, but I could be wrong. So you see her on the bench with the Pacers. Yeah Wasn't she was she a Mavs coach too? Oh, yeah for a few years. She went to Virginia where Carlisle went So they've known each other a long time. I think I've interviewed her She's a I've definitely seen her at practice and she's like the Pacers defensive coordinator Yeah, and the Pacers even if they only win two games here, they've done more than anybody thought that they could do. And they could score the piss out of the ball last year. The defense this year has been, I didn't know she was a defensive coordinator, but I do know the story around

their team is that their defense got way, way better. So in any other uniform or whatever, if she was a dude, people are talking about her for that next job. Yeah, I guess I hadn't considered that because, you know, Becky Hammond was all the rage for a minute. Right. And I thought she might have had a chance to be the first ever, kind of like Ma Ferguson, in the sense that if Popovich steps down and says, I deem Becky Hammond as my successor, that probably would have happened. Yeah, that's interesting, because yeah, I mean, the Mavericks assistants

are getting interviews, like Sean Sweeney got one, there's been others, Greg, what's his name, Greg St. Gene left, right? He got hired, not as a head coach, but got an elevated coordinator job, I think. I don't know, I've never considered it. It seems like in the NBA we don't press it that much. You don't really hear about it.

Do you think it'll ever happen? Or hear about it in any sport. Head coach? I feel like if it happens anywhere, it'll be the NBA first. Yeah. Just because there are women's clearly, the WNBA is nowhere near the NBA,

or really even like a good high school league as far as the players are concerned. But the fame of them, I feel like it has to be somebody like a Nancy Lieberman who has maybe a Caitlin Clark, somebody with a big name value and skins, and then they go into coaching and maybe now they also need a thing like a relationship with a Carlisle or a Popovich. Like I think it's going to happen. I mean, the first black head coach was the NBA, and it was only because it was Bill Russell,

and he was already like the team captain well known, and then Red Arbok, you know, was there, and knew that Bill Russell could be. He knew he was a person. You know, you needed a lot of different things to happen to make that first one happen. Well, yeah, I mean, it's like Obama. He was like, oh, first black president.

I'm like, yeah, but let's see. Yeah. Guy grew up in a white, like, it's not the same, it's not the same thing. Yeah. He was the first Kenyan president. Oh. But I'm not sure, I haven't seen the burst of it.

Anyway, just thinking about Jenny Buczek. Yeah, well, the good news is- Whether or not the about Jenny Buczek. Yeah, well the good news is. Whether or not the NBA will ever have a female head coach. The good news is. Will you see it in your lifetime? Will your daughter see it in her lifetime? Now that we talk it out, I probably could see, yeah, the NBA, yeah, I could see it.

But the good news is, if it is a Jenny Buczek, it won't turn into a massive culture war about how white ladies suck, and how everybody's mad that this white woman got this job before everyone else. That stuff's gonna be over in a couple years, right? People fighting about everything? Yeah, we're almost on the end of that.

Okay, yeah. Is it possible that- I'm in. Would possibly the first ever female college football coach be Jordan Hudson? I mean, she's losing ground. Really?

Yeah, that's what we're hearing. We're hearing that she's being put to the backdrop a little bit. They've got female position coaches like in the NFL. Yeah, they do. But man, I don't think that's ever gonna happen. I don't either. Does that make me a bad, like a misogynist?

Well, you're just, you're saying what's going to happen. You, of course, would hire all women as head coach. Like I've. This is true. That's what I would want to do. Right, I would, yeah, I would fire myself. And believe them. Before we end up taking a break, let's mention one day doors and closets. That we end up taking a break, let's mention one

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he punches doors and walls. You know this type of kid, Dan? One Day Doors will replace those doors for you. They're willing to do that right now with the buy one get one free at one day, Texas comm slash promo 30 That is a buy one get one free on Doors, so if you got people going around punching holes in your doors replace them not cool with one day doors We were both that kid. So I have a oh, yeah, man. I know wasn't my fault the

She's baiting you into it. She made me mad, yeah. I do have a cowboy email that's too good to save for Thursday's big mail call bag, mail, your mail thing. Okay. Andrew, and I've also got more shoddy audio ready for us. Yeah, I got some, I got some DAC. You mean shoddy-o? We got some shoddy-o. We got some shoddy-o for us? Yeah, I got some, I got some DAC. You mean shoddy-o? We got some shoddy-o.

We got some shoddy-o, which we could do now. We could do it after the break, but at least let me get you this from Andrew. Yeah, I'm ready for this. So he has a Cowboys bet for the show. And really this is more for you, because I totally agree with everything Andrew has to say here.

Let's rock. He says, Dear Dum Zone, this thing is going into the toilet. Us? Shoddy is a dumpster fire already and we're over a month from camp. Let me know if you are agreeable to the below. The bet is the Cowboys will finish four games or more under 500. I take this side of it. If the Cowboys are any better than that, I will pay you guys double the cost of your normal remote to come to the crib.

Okay. If not, you do a remote for free. All right, so the math works out where, cause it'd be like a 960, right? Let's just call it a stack. How many games? A stack. 17 games.

17 games. So if they win seven. Right. We do it for free. Yeah. No, no. If they win seven, then we do it. What is four games under five? What's, first of all, there's no 500 and. Well, that's the thing. With 17 games. But you're basically looking at being, you know. It's, they, they will win five or below wait no cuz six no six this is gonna be great six and eleven no this is this math is gonna be fun it's six and

eleven I should have thought of this before but I just love the email so much the question is when they win twelve is there like a logarithmic incremental value to us do a counteroffer If they win 10, triple it. Because if they go, yeah, if they go seven and 10, we're already good, right? Yeah. And he's giving us, it sounds like $2,000 to come out and do a show at his house

like we did a few weeks ago with Saroy. I'd love to go back. But if we lose, we've gotta go out there and we figure those costs at about a thousand. That's what we charge them. So I'll cover that. So you guys are off the hook. I also kind of feel like if we go out there,

you should have to pay me because I'm winning us the money. But this is, you guys are out of your mind. You guys are getting poisoned by this. You guys are listening to Steve. This is the thing. You call out like Stephen A. Smith and like, oh, this cowboy's hype. That's who you're listening to, this is the thing, you call out like Stephen A. Smith, and like, oh, is Cowboys hype?

That's who you're listening to. They're the ones convincing you. I'm not, I've never heard Stephen A. Smith talk. Oh, so many problems, problems this, problems that. All I'm doing is listening to the- Their quarterback was second in MVP voting two years ago. They added a second wide receiver. They have the best pass rusher in the game.

They drafted another offensive lineman in the first round. I don't knoweman in the first round I don't know what else you want I don't know what else you how many games are did we have an 11 is crazy work like that's what you're gonna hang your hat on it's four and a half no seven and 11 right but that's the thing is that how do we do that what's really you may have to read his email again. He says four games or more under 500. Right. So what does that mean? So if they finish six and 11, then it's free. Yeah.

If they win seven or more, he pays us double. If they go seven and 10, he would pay us double. All they have to do is go seven and 10. See. Isn't it eight and a half? It's half? 50, 50? Eight and a half.

Right, but what do you? So eight and a half minus four is six and a half. So yeah, they gotta have seven. Why are we doing, it's just six and, there's 17 games. Wait, no, this is not all. We're making it too complicated. The smart people over here.

What did they say? Are throwing us off. What did you say? Eight and a half minus four is four and a half is the line. I think. So they either win four or they win five. Five.

Is four games under 500 would be four? This is the thing is there's a, there's a def definitional challenge to what it means to be under 500. There always has been, you know, we get the emails from time to time. Like if you're two games back, you're actually four games.

Correct. Whatever. Correct. Because yes, if they go, there's 17 games. Well, whatever, I'm just thinking four games under 500 is a lot. If they go six and 11, yes, that Andrew will win. And all they have to do is finish barely better than that, but I, I, because I'm kind of with

Andrew. I think we're gonna be doing a free show. I can't tell if y'all are doing bits or not. I'm not! Dude, I'm listening to Shottie and I'm really, really worried about things. The last time... Because I think he's just an ambassador of fun, and you don't need that in football. The last time your quarterback played, he got hurt running. It was on the throw before, but I don't think that's better at all. Yeah, I don't know.

I'll take the bet. He tore his house down because his ex-girlfriend's perfume still stood in the bedroom. That's just being a good guy. No it's not. Let him be where his feet are. Intentionality. I want to play Micah.

I beat Dak all the time when I play him so Micah's next. Wait, why are we doing this? I'll put that out there for Micah to see if he wants to accept the challenge. Because this is what he does. He talks about ping pong. You know, he's like, vibe with the guys. They tell y'all about that. he talks about ping-pong. You know, he likes vibe with the guys They tell you all about that. He talks about ping-pong Do man, can we go to break

Wait, or did we take the bet? Yeah, I still think we should throw a counter in if they win ten games We get to have a Super Bowl party at his Place you guys saw it. Is it cool for that? Yeah. Oh we get to have a Super Bowl party at his place. You guys saw it, is it cool for that? Yeah. Oh, this is the Andrew who were at his house? Okay, how did you know that and I didn't? And I was there. Cause I read the email, I emailed the guy back and forth.

Why'd I even ask you that? I texted with the guy. I thought we were taking a break. I don't. And if I'm like, I know the guy, he's like, oh, he knows everybody. Hey, Claire, you remember that one time the Frankles got me that huge car accident settlement? Oh Cornelius Falcon, how could I forget? Yeah, that was super dope.

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When? Yesterday, some. You scheduled texts? I brought my phone with me to the concert. Well, I don't know. Yeah. She was like doing show stuff. How were you ever contacting me?

That's true. You were in Colorado. I wanted to just say though, we, on Friday, will not be at our Game Day Men's Health studios, and we will not be broadcasting at our local time, we're usual time, we go local time, our usual time. We go at 11.30 most days, live on YouTube, but then live to tape.

But we're gonna be at the Constellation Club. Constellation. Constellation, what did I say? No, yeah, I'm just making sure it's Constellation Club, yes. We'll be there starting at 3 Until question mark who knows man But a mission is free if you would like to join us it's in Las Calinas It's real High atop a building. Yes, speaking of like mad man. Very cool. If you want to feel cool

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conversed with people at the Christmas party. I did. Clayton was showing me his apartment. He was pointing right over to you. Over my dead body, will you take the actually talk to people card from me? That ain't happening. I was so, I was mingling, going all around,

Blake sitting in the corner To go wings $2 tomorrow's Friday at the Constellate Blake will be there Mm-hmm Angelo maybe no, how is your hobo tomorrow? Because I have an update on my own hobo scene. Oh You don't want to hear about how his I want to save it for tomorrow with special guest Ted. Now everybody's got a hobo scene. Blake did it.

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And they bring you the news. Here's Jay with the Dumb Zone News. We had quite a bit going on this weekend, Dan. We got wars. What? Your signal seems to be going in and out. I'm playing with my audio. With your mouse pad?

Yeah, go ahead. WikiWiki. But we also had this situation in Minnesota where over the weekend, two lawmakers were shot in their home. It was Representative Melissa Hortman and her husband who were killed and Senator John Hoffman and his wife were shot.

How much did you read about this story as it was unfolding over the weekend? Nothing but stuff on Twitter, which is not good. Because then you get the, oh this is guys. Oh, yeah Yeah, you love shooter guys actually a Democrat shooting another Democrat shooter shooter volleyball shooter volley Shooter volleyball we can't tell this well, maybe we can't say that at all Not everybody loves that line of humor, but yes, this is uh, this is something we do in news stories now You have to find out who's claiming right?

This is something we do in news stories now. You have to find out who's claiming, right? Because the shooter actually attended a Bible college in Dallas, which achieves another news checkbox, which is the local angle. Nice. So, Fox Four has that story from 88 to 90. He was at a church down here. I mean, there's videos of the guy

doing sermons in the Congo. But not shooting people. No, that was not. But he did have a roommate in his... Doyle, I'm sorry if you have a... Your roommate may be Harold, but you're not currently living with another guy, are you? You were living with your dear wife until recently? Yeah, and I just had a friend move in.

Okay, that's not good. Well I just had a friend move in. Okay that's not good. Well you had the recently deceased wife. Are you about to criticize this man? Like he had a male big time. He was like a 50 year old or 60 year old with a roommate. I think that the show is pretty on record as looking out for a guy in his 60s. How many news stories do we do of like 74 year old man shoots 72 year old roommate? It's like oh that makes a lot of sense. Like you're old, you don't need to be, unless it's a lifelong friend.

Like the idea that we've dreamed about where we just all hang out when we get old. 20 plus years. But a stranger. I would love. That you may be okay then Doyle. Like I was talking to my kid about this once. I would love to live with Blake.

Did I ever tell you about this conversation I had with my daughter? Yeah a little bit. You know what's interesting about that is I'm as a for I would be as afraid to live with Blake as I would with your daughters. Why? Because they but they make me the same amount of like oh what are they thinking? They're so judgy. Very judgy. What do you mean? Don't. I keep to myself? Don't right now. But that's why I would love to live with you. Cause I think you would try to avoid me at all costs. Well, for the benefit of both of us. Right, that's what I'm saying.

I'm not bagging on you. I'm saying you also don't want to deal with me. And so I would stay out of your way. You'd stay out of my way. Do I give off the judgmental vibe? Little bit. Damn. Blake's dating tips.

Blayton too. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's always sitting there thinking how he could do whatever you're doing, he'd do it better. That's for the bros, man. I was more scared of Blake

when I first started here than Dan. That's a good reason. He demands perfection. Like mine is just for on air, it's fun. Demand anything. Yours is serious? Oh yeah. So anyways, this bro, the way that I saw this unfold,

and as far as the shooter volleyball, I'm not all that interested, I don't really care. I'm sure the guy had a manifesto, he's got a CV, like a resume, you can read it, I don't know. It's a crazy mask he had on. So that was wild, right? So the way that I read that this Unfolded or heard is that they responded to a call at the ladies house and she was dead and

a guy the cut the responding police officer was like You know we should check on the other representative that lives in this district like quick thinking Because hey, this is not a random murder district like quick thinking because hey this is not a random murder so they drive to that guy's house and the shooter is there who out front with a cruiser and have you seen the pictures of him he's like he had a cop car oh yeah okay full cop car full cop uniform oh but the weird thing is he topped it off with a latex mask. So he looks like a cop, but bald? And no facial, sort of a Charlie Villanueva type of cop.

Good call. He still looks like he has, he's a cop, and not just rampantly being destroyed by alopecia. But. Toilet stolen. That's a very good call. That's a Charlie Villanueva who once live tweeted through the fact that his toilet got stolen out of his home. Well I don't remember that.

I think it was being built maybe. It was like almost finished and he came home and it was just a photo where there was a toilet and it said something like they took took my damn toilet, y'all. Wonder what color it was. It was white. Oh, okay. He had not, Rich People Money's black toilet.

Yeah, tons of money, you wanna get a colored toilet. Yeah, we talked about that, for sure. So, here's the part though that was crazy to me. I don't know that much about this neighborhood. I know it's obviously an uppity suburban neighborhood if representatives are living there, but the cops that responded to the fake cop, they exchanged gunfire with him, and he got away.

Like through the back of the house. And so, much like with, see, thank you. Much like with this little talk here of, oh, how'd you get ahold of Blake? How did he ever talked to somebody. I sent that to the group chat and the next several responses were like, don't tell him we've invented the new concept

of a back door. And I'm like, no, but dude, if you're at the front of the house and the cops come up and you're in a suburban neighborhood, how are you just getting away? Not only getting away from the scene, the guy was on the run for like three more days. Like I'm not getting out of the back of my neighborhood.

Just walking? Yeah, I mean at first. On foot. Yeah, I would think that'd be very difficult. Yeah, so anyways. So tell your group chat you have one person defending you. The guy had roommates and they've interviewed those roommates now.

What are they saying? Some stuff? Here's the problem. I never suspected it. No, they didn't say that. Cause some people you definitely suspect. They just said he had a lot of political stuff going on, you know, like he was a poster.

But here's the problem though, like now you have to go view a roommate guy to learn about the roommate and he's got a reptile to tend to. He can't give you straight info about the guy that's been coming and going for the last six months. Well plus, he's probably a political poster too,

don't you think they would live together? Yeah. I think if you live with another person when you're in your 60s, there's a pretty good chance that you've told Facebook what you think about things today. This is similar to the case we had in Dallas where we had a 74 year old man

and his 73 year old girlfriend living together in Dallas. And Friday on the 74 year old man's birthday party, he called the police, or not birthday party. It was his birthday, okay He called the police and said hey, I killed my girlfriend mmm You wonder if that was like a you do wonder in situations like that if it was the murder suey that you bailed on That look like it hurt. What's, jeez, there's blood everywhere, she is.

I mean, 74 and 73 feels like we're getting to prime. The murder suicide prank. Would you ever consider the murder suicide, like if you were terminally ill and you're, sorry about your mom, Harold, but your wife is still alive, would you ever consider going out like that, like at your own hand, and you're together, would you ever consider going out like that? Like at your own hand? That you're in your together, do you agree to it?

I guess if we agreed to it, yeah. As opposed to just sort of let it run its course, I guess. Like if you were, because that's what it would usually be, I would think, Dan, is both of you kind of done. Be it terminally ill or mentally out. I think I have a real hard time with that though. You do? Yeah, I really do.

Like Jim Jones, he wasn't able to do it himself. I wouldn't let her be the one that kills me and then her. Oh no, man. Because I know she'd back out. Thanks for clearing that up. I think, oh, in my final moment here, I'll cede control to my wife. Whatever.

What if he realized he was just finally quiet? That's what he wanted. Dude, he may have. He may have like set all this up and been like, jail's loud, but it ain't this loud. And I'm old, they probably take a chill on old guys in jail. What do you mean, like not raping them and stuff?

Just not even beating them up. Like I would think, I mean, what's the point of beating up an old guy? What does that do for you? Well remember Eddie Goodell died after a mugging. Damn that sucks. Why'd you make me remember that they beat that midget up?

That sucks man. I'm sorry Eddie Goodell. It does, moment of silence for Eddie Goodell. Well. He died a long time ago. You have the audio Goodell. It does. Moment of silence for Eddie Goodell. Well. I had a long time ago. You have the audio. You can't do your moment of silence bit unless you're willing to.

Well, it's not like he didn't talk over it anyway. He doesn't respect Eddie Goodell like I do. Absolutely wild story out of Fort Worth. I feel like we probably talked about this when it happened, but the follow-up of it, the conclusion of it was over the weekend. This is the story of a guy, a firefighter, a Fort Worth firefighter,

or excuse me, Arlington firefighter, who traveled to Cancun back in 2021 on his 10-year wedding anniversary with his wife, and he died. He died by getting himself caught, it's very confusing, but he was at a resort and they say that he died of asphyxiation trying to enter a bathroom through a window

and he got caught and he was like, his feet couldn't touch the ground and he wasn't able to get in and he'd been drinking for somewhere between 12 and 16 hours on his anniversary. He was, I think, mid-30s. So, he dies, right? He dies at this hotel, but it's not even the hotel he was staying at.

He had, as one will do on vacation after 12 hours, sometimes realize you're at a different property. Which is just the world's worst, dude. I'm hearing from the gallery, there may be others who- Are you there? Have you done that? Dude, if you're like a vacation partier guy, I've definitely been like,

this is not even the right hotel before. Okay. And you know, you're walking places. So you're like, oh, we'll go down to their spot, then we'll come back, we'll go to dinner down, then you're like, I don't know how to get home. So this guy ended up at the property next door, halfway through a window, and he dies. And his wife immediately is like,

this is the hotel's fault. They hire a local PI and a local attorney. They're putting out there, again, this is four years ago. I guess it was a big news story at the time. They think he was beaten to death and robbed and that it was a targeted killing. And they want... And they left him in a window?

Yeah. To throw us off the scent? And he was, well, I guess he just got beat up. And they charged that there wasn't enough security cameras or wasn't enough security personnel. They didn't respond to reports of a missing passenger quick enough or a missing person who was staying there tenant the

judgment added up to 31 million dollars in favor of the family and this is the wild part about this because what actually happens in court in a five-day trial jury trial is they assign blame. 65% to the RCM hotel, which is where he was staying, 25% to Blue Diamond. Wait, that, okay, 65% to the one where he died, 25% where he stayed, and 10% his fault. That's what they determine. They look at all the facts and they're like, this is 10% the fault. That's what they determined.

They look at all the facts and they're like, this is 10% the guy, the dead guy's fault. The other 90%, that's $31 million. The old 90-10? Basically. That's interesting. It's crazy. How do you do that?

So my wife sent me this, first of all, yes, the fact that there are just dumbasses that are like us on a jury that are like, here's how much I think this is worth. Like that feels like a video game or a computer game or something. Could those jurors even know what four games under 500 in a 17 game season is?

Right, they'd be a mess. Yeah, yet they're doing this. And then yeah, dude, it's 10% your fault. Like I know you were. Like why not 13%? Dude, and I know like, I don't know, maybe I shouldn't say this as an alcoholic, but I even have somewhat of a tough time with the charging,

when the TABC wants to charge bartenders thing. Like I get it, there is a responsibility, but. Oh yeah, yeah. I mean, they say the guy. I don't know. Dude, I know me in Mexico on vacation, and like, you can, especially the way they water down those drinks, you can drink for 24 straight hours,

and you'll still be upright, but you are gone right? Yes. Yes, that's what you're Yeah, that's that's very oh man. I fell this is 90% someone else's fault Right, I don't know like I was even you were talking to Tyler Skaggs last week, right? Yeah Do you see the story about Matthew Perry this weekend. They got his doctor didn't they? whatever guy was selling them drugs Could go to wait for like 40 years or something Because he was selling them drugs like what's his responsibility is Matthew Perry 10% responsible for

Hitting this guy up for the drugs there is for hitting this guy up for the drugs? There is, yeah, I mean, selling drugs is illegal. Yeah. So there is some level of like, you're putting blame on. Okay, that is different than the, yeah. But what you do, they're making it more like it's a murder, right, or a band slaughter, a murder.

Right. And that's where it gets a little bit iffy. But you know, I don't know, man, if you get that hammered, like if it was like a shitty hotel Iffy. But you know, I don't know man. If you get that hammered, like if it was like a shitty hotel where there were death traps everywhere, but it sounds like these are just nice hotels and the guy was hammered, got lost, fell down.

What about two drunk people that have sex? And then the next day. What I'm about to say is gonna sound weird, but I have more on that tomorrow, because another thing I did over the weekend is take a coaching certification class and all the questions were about consent. And I got some of them wrong, because I thought anything involving alcohol meant no.

They're like, nah, quit being gay, it's fine, they weren't that hammered. That's basically what the answer was. Like, oh, I'm confused. So I was brought up the conversation with my wife where I was like, I would definitely go for 31 million for y'all. And I kinda thought that made me a hero.

Or at least somebody to be like looked at as, oh, that's kind of you. She returned volley and say she would also do that? No, she was like, that's crazy. You know, the kids wouldn't, they wouldn't have a dad. Eh, I didn't have a dad. Yeah, I don't think it'll take long. It's all good, yeah, she'll...

It'll be a hot piece, babe. Yeah, she'll be coveted. No doubt. Well, they've said that... It'll probably be better for the kids. The precedent has said that a firefighter is worth 31 million. You think you can pull 31 million?

No, but I can drink for 24 straight hours and hurt myself. I've been very successful at that. I got the first part. Do you guys remember whenever there was a fight at the cheer competition in downtown Dallas? They knocked over stanchions and people thought it was gunfire? Yeah.

Oh, yeah Well This is somewhat related to that there was not actually gunfire at that event it was just like, you know a big fight Around that same time. I mean, you know, this is a separate event, but a cheer event was in town June 8th They were staying at the Gaylord Texan Resort over in grapevine popular place for a Competition stay seems like basketball tournaments and the like And they got a call. There's a ton of kids there

they got a call that they had found a revolver in the hot tub of one of the common areas where all the teens were staying. Okay. And it was one of the kids who was staying there. Does a gun still work if you put it in water? Anybody know? I don't see any gun guys over here at all. Doyle's nodding.

A gun will still work? Yeah, it'll work. Okay. It just slows down a little bit. I'm saying like Mythbuster wise is that the whole deal? Under the water. Can you shoot a gun underwater? That I don't know. But you get one wet. Clayton? Yes you can shoot a gun underwater. It probably won't like cycle but it'll it'll fire a round off. I don't even know what that means but like would it go really slow because it's in the water could you stop it? Yeah, could you catch it? X-man no like like a matrix thing. Yeah, Mythbusters did a whole show on this like it

Yeah, it's just the the water slows it down and it just basically dips Because they were doing that whole Like when people get shot underwater like in movies yeah well I don't know if this gun still worked but I do know that they traced it to a 17 year old who was there for the NCA All-Star National Championships which by the way I found out that's a scam yeah they call them all nationals because I was at that one with my daughter that one day and I was

like this is crazy, I'm here for the national championship, and then we talked about it on the air, and they were like, there's one every weekend. They just call it that to make the parents pay more to scam. But yeah, there was a 17-year-old there who had brought a revolver to the pool, charged with disorderly conduct

and illegal possession of a firearm. But you know what this got me to thinking about was just the absolute party that I bet is any sort of like travel select circuit, whether it's cheer or dance or the dads on the baseball team. Like those guys are getting fucking mollywopped on the road of convention center hotels That's just got to be that's what it is right my buddy

That's like I swear to God the kid loves baseball because I he plays baseball 11 months out of the year every time I talk to him I'm like hey, can I run by your house? Already gone with 7 o'clock in the morning hmm, and now I'm figuring it out They travel every weekend. Him and the other dads on the team were probably just down at the hotel bar or at the Buffalo Wild Wings and freaking Amarillo.

Interesting. You never really got fully into that game. No, not that traveling. Like and now the travel teams, yeah, they'll go to Colorado, they'll go all over the place. But now I get it. That's why the dads do this. Even your local little teams travel too much. That's what I've learned. For my liking.

I'm reading a book called, is it the MVP machine? Yeah, is that the? Is that the one Chris Young said we should read? Yes, no, somebody told us that. Somebody told us that, and I think DropBeth sent it to me some time ago, and so I'm trying to read a, I've read like 20 pages in three weeks, but. You know what's freeing?

I picked it up this weekend. And this is not a good idea for you because you're a reader. I quit, I don't read books anymore. I don't even say I'm working on one or I'll get to this one, it's just never gonna happen. I love doing it though. I do too. The problem is when I'm doing it, I'm like, this is, it's like watching TV that you're not watching for the show.

It's like, this is a waste of time. What am I doing here? Right. And how can she do this all day? Like, it's incredible. Like, you don't just think I could be accomplishing just anything, just the tiniest little thing. But, so I am reading something that I think

could be used on the show a little bit, but it was about Trevor Bauer, and Trevor Bauer's big thing was kind of like Cliff Lee's big thing, when I once talked to Cliff Lee, is that he wasn't born with natural talent, he just worked to make himself what he is. And they were pointing out that, you know, he was a really good pitcher when he was like 10.

So number one, yes, they're right there. You have natural talent because you're better than all the other kids at 10. But then his dad would fly, he lived in California, they would fly to some ranch in Texas for, you know, personalized pitching lessons and all that kind of stuff. And I just think similar to just even the travel weekend, how much is your buddy spending on personal coaches and just a this special camp here? Your parents did it with your brother, right? Special camps here and there, like where you spend a lot of money. I do wanna give my parents credit.

Like they waited until it was very apparent this was gonna pay off. I'm talking about kids who were eight, nine, 10. Right, Trevor Bauer at the age of 10. Yeah, I mean- Is being flown from California to Texas to train. It's some weird thing, man. It's a weird thing in human nature where anybody pointing out that not everybody starts at the same point makes

it feel as if you're invalidating all the work they did. Yeah no, I think it's probably an exceptionally hard worker. Probably way more than I ever could be. But there is a... But yes, you're not just sending any ten-year-old to this camp I would think yeah, probably not I don't think I don't think TC was headed to Line Drive what TC just taking a stray I just think everyone I think of Little League Baseball because he told me that he went over his career that he never reached He said he never reached and that's That's tough to talk. It's sad, but it's tough to talk. Kind of hilarious. It's also hilarious.

All right, there's your news. Kirk Goldsberry recommended it. Kirk Goldsberry? Yeah. The dumb zone. To us? Did we have him on? Yeah.

Was it good? It was awesome. Scry. It's a joy. I thought it was cool. It's a joy. You think OJ did it, Doyle? That was cool. It's a joy you think OJ did it Doyle

We have a show next week I found it one of my OJ shirts when I was cleaning up the other day We have a show next week with a guy who wrote the OJ didn't do it book Yeah, I don't know how he yeah, how'd they get away with the glove thing? I mean, how does that work? How'd they get away with the glove thing? I mean, how does that work? Didn't know if he had an EHSO. That is next Monday, isn't it? Like they paid off the sheriff and switched gloves? Now, the thought is that his son did it or something,

not that they planted all that stuff. So you don't think O.J. did it? Well, a jury found him not guilty. That's not what I asked. I believe in our people found him not guilty. That's what I asked. I believe in our people. 65% guilty. Lone Star Beer, which is at Globe Life Field for Rangers games this season, the national beer of Texas,

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Blake always wants to ignore Lone Star Light. But I will not ignore the blue. I back the blue of Lone Star Light. Nice. Nice. Very nice. The dumb zone presents, Hey, thanks.

Today in history. So we do a little viewer mail birthdays. We have a couple to make up since Blake had to go see Lindsey Sterling. Thank you. Dear Hash Slinging Gasher, today is my Kevin Durant birthday. These could be from the weekend or Monday. The highest war for any baseball player who wore the number 35 was Ricky Henderson at 111. My leaders are Run the Ball Blake and the entitled homeless man getting money from him.

Let's see. Were you ever homeless? Not really. Not really. Not really. No, yeah, there is a thing though. Like if you're just crashing on people's couches, or whatever. Yeah, I kinda did that for a while. That's not homeless. But not full on. No, I wasn't ever on the street.

Are you offended that Jake would look at you and think maybe you'd say yes? No, not really. I mean, you know how he is. And I know how he is. I know how Jake is, yeah. You know, he's okay to talk about life. He's on the other side of it.

Made out good Frazier. Where are we? Is that the DZGSE? I was gonna ask you guys for a selfie, but my buddies said gay, so I didn't. No, or yes, but come on over, big boy. Please have Sarah Heppela and Julian at the same time. On that note, more Sarah threesome talk.

Thanks, Fire Nico from Day 120DFAndrew. Uncle Hotmail, Forrest Gump kind of sucks. What's the point of it besides nostalgia? Uh, let's see. Also, or she says apparently the book, Forrest Gump, is written to mock stereotypical feel-good stories, but they miss the irony when making the movie. Oh, hell yeah. Also, it's my daughter Tabitha's 14th birthday. She thinks Dan is the funny one because of the 2.30 dentist joke.

That's all it took? I could have done that. That's from Matt. Low bar. Jesus, I'll give him the win, but that's a horrible finishing move. Do you know that joke, Doyle? I don't think I've ever heard it.

Don't you know the dentist's favorite time of day is 2.30, tooth-hurty, like your tooth hurts, isn't that? Tabitha, happy birthday Tabitha. She's out there, she's out there just. She's heard that one, do you have another one? Yeah, what's next? You have a new one for her birthday? I don't know, actually Dutch joins us now.

He's out. Ooh, nice, hadn't heard from Dutch in a while. Dear Captain of the Krusty Koo's. Oh my God, that is the worst one we've ever had. My dear friend and heterosexual gay lover Rob Davis is 38. His leaders are jokes from the great Heart Attack Man and Blake's indescribable... masculinity? Is he trying to say didn't indescribable? Anyways, less Savannah Bananas talk, more Sarah Heppler Eiffel Tower talk.

Okay, so it's interesting. You get into this business, right? We don't know that didn't happen. We'll, boy, we're gonna do it our way, folks. And then all people want are more photos of her tits and more of her on video talking about having a threesome. And to prove our point, 90% of the audience wanted an embargo on her three months ago.

I think she saw that and thought, I have to turn these people around. And she lets the pups sing a little bit and now all of a sudden, every other email's like, when's Sarah on again? It's the weirdest, you know, it's not weird at all, but we're learning. Dear woman's private parts that we don't actually get to do crazy stuff to,

it's my 43rd birthday on Monday, but the beehive wanted off. Thank you. My claim to fame is I was on an episode of IJB about how I got a bakery restaurant in Roatan, Honduras, and got robbed and shot during COVID. Yo, that is a crazy story. Your subscription territory map has always included

day one Tim in Roatan, owner of Sandy Buns Bakery and Cafe. We should have him on, dude. You know how like when you watch, your wife will watch reality shows where it's like beach front hunters. This couple from Duluth, Minnesota is trading it all in for a new property here. Okay, so that guy did that.

And he moved to Honduras. He moved to Honduras. And him and his wife have, as you see now, like a functioning bakery, they had a bar. They've made, they do well. But they also live in Honduras, they just got straight up ransacked one night. Like, he got shot.

That's not as awesome. Held at gunpoint. Ooh. Like, robbed, obviously. His wife's got, I've seen the video of them, like, you know, how do you think Honduran response time is on the boy let's get this guy to the hospital. It's a crazy, crazy situa, that happens, you know?

They don't put that on the show. They wanted the croissants or what? I don't think they robbed the bakery, Blake. Dear Uncle Slit Whisperer, shout out to day two subbie Jim Mahoney. He's 38. His leaders are Uncle Dick, Jimmy Nelson's mega mover, and Blake's subtle jabs at females behind the wheel. Keep establishing the run, John Hexham. And these came in today. Today is my Neftali, let's see, Natalia Filly's birthday. 30?

38? 38? My leaders are Dan and Danny. The one month life of drops on the podcast. And Jake either saying, is that me, Blake, when random audio plays, or am I up, Blake, when he tries to play audio? From Omar.

Topic of the weekend. P.S., could you play the audio clip of Barbara Walters interviewing Sean Connery on how to deal with a lady that you have a disagreement with? Only if Jake finds it. And Uncle Hotmail, please wish my brother Matt Tepper a happy Dirk birthday.

Whoa. Is this Tepper Palooza? He's day two, number 729. His leaders are DJ Mbenga. The moose, baby. The time one of the St. Lunatics wore a Cliff Kingsbury jersey in Nellie's Air Force One's music video.

That is a absolutely iconic cultural moment. From Greg Tepper. Those are the fellas right there. We do some on this day you want to try this what are we gonna try you're up you didn't interview in which you said the worst thing to slap a woman now and then as I remember you said you don't do it with a clenched fist it's better to do it with an open hand yeah remember that yeah yeah I didn't love that I haven't changed my

opinion you have it no not at all you think it's good to slap a woman no I Yeah. I didn't love that. I haven't changed my opinion. You haven't? No, not at all. You think it's good to slap a woman? No, I don't think it's good. You don't think it's bad? I don't think it's that bad. I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and if it merits it. What would merit it?

Well, if you have tried everything else, and women are pretty good at this, they can't leave it alone. They don't want to have the last word and you give them the last word but they're not happy with the last word. They want to say it again and get into a really provocative situation. Then I think it's absolutely right. Or if she kicks you in the balls. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she just won't stop. You notice how Barbara started to kind of know what he was talking about? Yeah. Stop talking. She's like, oh yeah, I guess I do kind of do that.

So on this day, Tuesday,th in 1928 Amelia Earhart fraud Embarked on a transatlantic flight The first woman to make the trip as a passenger It says here. I know it's the silliest thing. She had other pilots and I guess yeah She flew the other she was literally a flight attendant. This day in 1994, it's the O.J. slow speed chase. Ah, the finals, yeah. Checks out.

When he was arrested and charged with murder on the slayings of his ex-wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman, of course. Not guilty. So. On this day in the year 2000, Chuck Knobloch of the Yankees, he was a guy who kind of got the yips. I remember. On this particular day, he fielded a ground ball at second and threw into the stands. Like so so bad of a throw it went into the stands. It goes over the Yankees dugout and hit Maria Olbermann in the face. The mother of Keith Olbermann.

The greatest story ever. Because in my mind, and I promise you there's Yankee players who think this, and I wish I would have taken advantage of this as a guy who can't throw, but Chuck Knobloch had the yips and also hated Keith Olbermann. Did he really? In my head. Oh, okay He probably did right New York blowhard. This is a little dork and he's like, you know what I do have a pretty Pretty convenient excuse to air mail one over into the bleachers Yeah, I don't know that that that's a weird one. I You think she was a cool woman?

You think Keith Olbermann's mom is a nice lady? There's no chance. There's no chance. It's a full on Manhattan cunt. Dang. Whoa. Think about it. It's Keith Olbermann.

Maria. Yeah, no, she's salt of the earth, dude. Let's take a look at it. She's gonna be a 10. She's gonna be the worst type of human being. Okay, well yeah, she does look real old. Oh! I didn't say old. Yeah, in the year 2009.

From a... Stray set. Right, well they could never remove the balls from her face. That's right. And it- And now that and the head actually Cooperstown. Famous wedding on this date in 1977, Jill Jacobs. Fill me in.

Married Senator Joe Biden. Oh, wow, the doctor herself. Yes, that's where they met. She was given a physical. Other birthdays today include Amari Cooper is 31. Just 31. Anti-vex. James McKnight is 53. That's a former cowboy. You know I was playing Immaculate Grid and I got over to football this morning and they had like a cowboy Seahawker. No it was a cowboy and then a thousand yards and I wanted to get someone a cowboy receiver who

received a thousand yards in a season and so I wanted to get somebody that was more obscure like anybody could say Michael Irvin so I went with Joey Galloway and got it wrong did you know yeah they trade like two first round picks for him you know who did huh I said you but you know? Yeah, they traded like two first round picks for him. You know who did? Huh? I said, but you know who did? Who did what? Had a thousand yards, would have been an off the beaten path answer. Michael Gallup. Has he really? Yes. He got a thousand one year? Yeah, he did. Wow. But not the year you predicted him to be good? No. Okay. The year that he retired. Yeah. you predicted him to be good? No. The year that he retired instead.

Wasn't he making a come back? Recently making a comeback? Yeah, I think he showed up at somebody's camp or something. Yeah. Former MAV Popeye Jones is 55. Fan favorite. Former Cleveland Indian Joe Charbonneau is 70. Have I booked him for you?

Have we ever had Joe Charbonneau? I don't know. There's a very good possibility we've had him on. And why would I remember it? That'd be crazy. But he was rookie of the year in 1980. Albert Hainsworth is 44. Damn, what happened to him? He stepped on someone or he got stepped on?

No, he stepped on Andre Gerard. That's right, like on his eye, right? Mm-hmm. Damn. Signed a fat contract with the Redskins and it was horrible. Got fat. I think he started failing physicals after that. Good times.

Venus Williams is 45. She's the less winning one. Is that the good one? I think Serena wins more. Which is the good one? Serena's the good one. And Serena's married to Reddit guy, right? Like Venus is good, but no Serena.

I wonder who she's married to. Barry Manilow is 82? I don't really know what that is. You ever make love to Barry Manilow music? No. No? No. What kind of music then? Do you ever think of Barry Manilow while making love?

Like, no. Pink Floyd. Oh, okay. Animals on acid. Interesting. You made love on acid? Oh yeah. What's that like?

All night long. All night? That's how we got Harold. Is Harold an acid baby? No. No? This was long before him You know Venus's husband would you do acid now or is it all behind you

Like not today, but I mean just generally now like we prepped it and all that would you would you like yeah, I'll try it Yeah, you would okay. I didn't know yeah why not I've never done it I'm open to it now interesting I think before I just honestly I thought like man my life is so messed up like I felt very prone to bad trips you know cuz I was very just you got to be in the right mood and that's the thing now with positivity honestly I'm way more open to it. With mushrooms, I would always really be careful. I don't want to do more than a little bit. Because I just thought, I don't want to get to out there.

Because I'm not sure what's going on upstairs. But now, let's go to the darkness retreat. Theron Rogers. Newt Gingrich is 82. Dude, I got a banger for you on him. And of course they say this isn't true, which means it's probably not true, but I'm pretty sure that he informed one of his wives

that he was leaving her at the hospital while she was dying of cancer. He's like, hey, it's really good to see you. It's awesome to see that you're doing well. Hey, can you sign this? Like they'll let you do it with your eyes. Nice. And then he goes on to talk to you about family values.

Joe Piscopo is 74. Heavily featured in the SNL book, right? Is that a book you've never finished? Correct. I never will. John Grease is 68. The greatness of Uncle Rico. Oh wow.

See you just have to be a big enough star because I remember having him on the show. He was great. Bobby Fairley is 67 of the brothers. Ah, dot org. Greg Kinnear is 62 of Talk Soup. Don't stare. What? I'm just sitting here.

Just keep going. Greg Kinnear, was that your era? Was that a fair lease? No, was that your era? Greg of Talk Soup? No, he like, I think he invented it. Oh really? He did the first one and then, yeah,

Joel would come on later. I think there was someone. What happened to Greg Kinnear? For a while he was kind of like a... He was like the thing. Yeah. He was like the male. In a couple a... He was like the thing. Yeah. He was like the male Meg Ryan for a minute. He was like, I'm not gonna do Talk Soup anymore,

I'm gonna be in movies. Yeah. Kind of like the, who is the late night host that was... Craig Kilborn? Yeah. That sucks too, I love it. Don't you think Greg Kinnear and Craig Kilborn, you might've bought heavy stock in both of them?

Yes. You've got mail good god actor Jason Patrick is 59 will Forte is 55 I'm big fan uh yeah I think I'm a big fan I think I get a lot of those guys they're all kind of one guy to me the smartless guys which he's not even a part of right so that made no sense like Jason Sudeikis will our net will Forte J I don't it's all the same about the guy that did goat boy do you put him in with dude that is we're not doing is, we're not doing Jim Brewer slander today. You think he's a level above Will Forte? I don't know that there's several levels in between.

Oh my gosh, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Dude, he's not just Goat Boy. He was also the aggressive older fraternity brother. Kendrick Lamar, 38. Duckworth, legend. And we had a battle for our birthday of the day. Ooh, it was fun.

Runner up. This is voted on by a panel of judges. Runner up, Thomas Hayden Church, is 65. Damn, I saw him last night. As did I. In tires? Yeah. That was cool.

Shane's dad. By the way, are you where, so that means you're where I am then, exactly. We're both four in? No, he's... Okay. That's where he first showed up. Okay.

But I saw, yeah, I'm... Because this morning I was like, I want to tell my friend Dan about this. We have a show, but I don't think anybody else actually cares. It seems to me they're setting up the deal with O'Connor not having a dad or something. It's like, oh, you got a rich dad?

I don't know. I can tell that they're trying to make this show more well-written and have substance to it. I think they're doing a good job of it. I think they are too, but it's just weird. It's just, you know, you can tell that was kind of the mandate. Tires, folks.

It's a good program. But you'll understand why Who got that top spot. Thomas Hayden Church could not be the birthday of the day, even though you really wanted to make him one Jerry Falwell jr. is 63 Wow that's incredible he's he would sit in the corner with the cabana boy have you ever sat in the corner and watched while someone else made love to your wife no No. That's what Jerry Falwell Jr. did. Yeah, I mean he's not alone. He was partaking in a common... I think the better... let's do it this way.

Have you ever violated four walls, two walls? You're talking about his mother? No, Jerry Falwell Jr., the reverend's son, he was in charge of the church after Papa Falwell died. And the son, Jerry Falwell Jr., he liked having their pool boy nail his wife in front of him. Oh, I see. Yeah, a little cuck situation, they kids call it. No.

But Jake's other question was, have you ever violated, well, it's only a violation if you consider this to be in my life I have a rule that I've tried to follow it is four walls two balls so if there's some hanky panky going on in a room there's a rule in that room four walls two balls you understand what I mean? You've really missed out on a lot. See, he's conservative, right? Yeah, I'm conservative because I just haven't had a threesome with another guy involved as well.

Three, four, five, six. Have you been involved in what you're referring to then as an orgy? Yeah. Yeah. I grew up in the 70s. Come on, man. OK, maybe you're right.

I'm trying to say, hey. Maybe that is the era. Because the 60s certainly was too, right? Yeah, it seemed like it was too new in my growth. I don't know. It was too close to the 50s, obviously, and you're just figuring it out. But by the 70s, it was like, all right, let's go,

I got this, it seems like that to me. What were all the rockers dying of late 60s, early 70s? It was that like heroin? Heroin, yeah. Heroin, okay, like Jimi Hendrix? Yeah, Janice and so many others in the 27 Club. The Doors, Jim Morrison, right? Yeah, Morrison. Okay, so if you could have gotten through that, right?

You're not in that era. And also- Because you've been trying, hey, everybody's trying heroin. Let's try heroin, let's see what it's like. But because of that, I might have also been able to get in on the front end of cocaine, which- Yeah, you don't want that though. Yes, you do.

I thought you're gonna die from that too. That's how you learn it's bad. No, you die from it now. I feel like when they- And bias? I feel like when we first got that was probably the problem you are gonna die it's just gonna be awesome. Hmm. Like the late 70s I found out it seems like he's telling me about orgies and stuff. Yeah orgies, Hitchhiking. Yeah.

Beautiful clear crystal rocks you say with the razor blade I mean. This is a live log this is a live spot. Didn is a live spot Didn't have it didn't have any fentanyl in it. Yeah, that's right. You have to test it China putting junk in my dope Are you like a gummy guy or pot guy still Like are you a guy who will partake I Don't answer that. Okay. Well well I've heard some allege that... But gummies don't work on me. Really?

Yeah. I can take a... That's sad. I can take a half a bottle of medical gummies. 8, 10. And... It's not, it's true. And your son is yelling that's a lie.

Okay. I've never seen a father-son argument like this. Yeah, I'm gonna tell off on you now. Oh, damn. You eat one brownie and I eat five. But you also had a panic attack before ziplining on the instruction line because you'd eaten half a bottle of gummies that morning. So this doll's saying like, I went ziplining and said I'm going to eat have a bottle of gummies that morning. So this dole saying like I went zip lining and said I'm going to eat a whole bottle of gummies.

I did eat a whole bottle but quite a bit. Like way more than you could have ingested. Yeah. Okay. For sure. Yeah and then I had a panic attack. That's a funny bit to be like yeah I can do it. I can eat all these gummies.

I would think just zip lining enough is like a hot. Yeah it does sound fun. Feels like a panic inducing anyway. Well, we're in Colorado. Yeah. I mean, yeah, makes a difference. But if you have a panic attack and like need some like medical attention,

you don't go around saying like, I can do that. Yeah, well, I can eat half a bottle of gummies. You can. Did you spaz? Interesting. I would, yeah, I would, I'd like half a bottle of gummies. You can. But then you spaz. Interesting. I would, yeah, I would, I'd like to go- But what I was getting to there was... people that I've talked to who lived in the era of the 70s smoking pot

and now say today's pot is way more potent. Oh, God, yeah. Okay. Oh. There's no comparison. Yeah. None. You end up having a panic attack at the zipline place nowadays.

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Mention the dumb zone you get 10% off for life Born on the stay now dead. Oh, let's see if you have anything on this Doyle art Bell Mention the dumb zone, you get 10% off. For life. For life. Born on the stay now dead. Oh, let's see if you have anything on this, Doyle. Art Bell. Oh, wow. I know that name. You care about him at all?

No. Oh, okay. Was that the UFO guy? Yeah, yeah, coast to coast. George Cormack, he is the man who invented Wheaties. George Cormac, he is the man who invented Wheaties. I'm gonna say an extremely overrated cereal. Agree. Like, oh, okay, they would get like a huge superstar athlete

and put them on the box so you'd know everything about Wheaties and then you go, okay, let's buy some Wheaties, let's try it. Oh my gosh. Yuck. This sucks. Is it like way healthier for you? I don't know, I's buy some Wheaties. Let's try it. Oh my gosh. Yuck. This sucks. Is it like way healthier for you? I don't know, I guess. I don't know.

Like I think I tried it once because hey, look it, Michael Jordan eats Wheaties. I'm gonna try Wheaties. I'll be like Michael Jordan. And then luckily Michael Jordan also endorsed McDonald's. So I could be like Michael Jordan in so many ways. Oh and Born on the Stay Now Dead famous brother Otto Hitler his name was Otto. Died on this day still dead. Mum Taz Mahal the Taj Mahal is named after her,

give me a year she lived. Oh wow, this is a banger. Guess when the woman, by the way, they named it after her after she died during childbirth, giving birth to her 14th child. She was 20? At the age of 23 you briefly tell me no I don't like some what is the Taj Mahal that doesn't feel like it comes here the world traveler I know and that's what I'm saying is this

feels like an old school almost like a cup of coke it's in India yeah but I'm saying is it beyond a monument what are are you guys going to go with? It's a building. A building? A castle. A castle-type establishment. Is there a religious affiliation? Probably a roundy, pointy, top or something. I've seen that.

OK, that just helps a little, I think. You could tell none of us really. 1640. 1640. Blake, go. 1520. She died on this day in 1631. Whoa! Dang. It's very close.

Hell yeah. All right. Yeah. Another guess the date. All right. The date of death of Eugene Weldman. He died on this day, but what year? He was the last person to be publicly guillotined in France.

Oh, I know that. It's like 1940. It's way, it's the 20th century. I'm almost positive. I think 1975. 1939. Damn. 1975. 1939. Damn. In Fuego.

Which I can't believe. No, the funniest thing about it is- Public guillotine. Yes. In France. Seems like it would be in Picasso's era, and it kinda was. And it is, yeah, right, but that seems like 13, 12,

or something, huh? Also, born on this, excuse me, died on this day, John David Crowe, the Aggie great, Rodney King, and. You know how he died or where he died? Rodney King? Yeah. No. Swimming pool.

Oh yeah, I think I did know that. I think it was like, there was something like his wife said, it was his dream to get a pool, and then he got one, and you know, got a bunch of money, and he was just fucked up in it every day, just black out, and then just died. That's why the 31 million needs to go to my family, not me. Yeah.

Died on this day in 2016, Ron Lester. Oh, wow. Who I absolutely remember having in studio. You know who that is, Blake? Mm. That would be from Varsity Blues, number 69, Billy Bob. Yeah. 69.

That is Pig. And that was Today in History. That is pig Oh, let's stop the music and stuff All right, we come to the portion of the program called closing remarks and It does feature It can feature Doyle who's been here all day. I think Doyle should record some stuff for us. I was gonna tell you guys.

Some voice work? If he does it right now, he might do it for free. If we just send it to him and they're like, hey, will you do this? He's going to. They don't know me very well. Pay. Oh, that means he's gonna charge us now?

Charge us now. Yeah. I thought you just send it, it's the no go. Well, that's why what you have to do is just ask him questions that he'll answer in the thing we want to use. I thought we were gonna get a good laugh out of the 230 thing.

Yeah. I went away from my mic and everything. No, that's like how bad that joke is. It didn't even. But I still shout out to my 14 year old fan out there. If her dad pep this on. Yeah, on. I'm not allowed to shout out? I don't know. She thinks I'm funny. Feels like a direct shout out to a female 14 year old fan. That's bad? You think there's nefarious goings on here? Anyway. The point of this is closing

remarks. And so we have Adam, who is brought here by Community Mechanical. We should give them a little love again. That's our HVAC company. They actually came out and did a bunch of preventative maintenance stuff at my house. I didn't know this, but you know those mud daubers that I think are so great? Yeah. Apparently, they will get inside that I think are so great. Yeah. Apparently they will get inside that air conditioning unit and totally muck it up. Just daubing it up? Yeah, so they came out and part of their maintenance was like they just got a hose sprayed it all out and cleaned them all out so that the air conditioner is working great for the summer, which is very important. Have you ever been in Texas in the summer? Oh my, it certainly does get hot.

I bet you, you lived in the era where you just didn't even have any air conditioning, like an apartment in the summer, no air conditioning. When we went to Coppell, we had two attic fans. That's it? Yes, that was it. That does not sound good. You should have gone to communitydfw.com back then. The school, my mother asked me when I got home from school the first day, well, what do you think

about the school? Mom, mom, they got an air conditioner. That was a big deal? Well, yeah, because they don't have it. Elementary school that I went to in Dallas didn't have AC or something. So don't folks. It was hotter than hell. Damn. Yeah, they have one of those big fans that would, you know, they turn on and point toward the floor. So if you have

thoughts on the disparity in the quality of schools in America, text 469-667-77290 or go to communitydfw.com for all your HVAC needs. Alright so here's Adam we got to get to him because he said he brought presents which is cool. Heck yeah. And he brought his dad and his brother. I think they're the presents. Well he gave his dad and brother this is the present to be in here. So what a treat, huh? Yeah, we all contributed to some gifts if you want to disperse them, dad.

And yeah, Community Mechanical, we didn't even mention, if you get an HVAC system, they'll give you a sit-in. You could be Adam. You could bring Adam's dad to the studio. Would you guys think that was weird if if somebody else got a free sit-in and they invited your dad? We should make that we should make all the companies do that. Qualis community it's just him over and over. I got him busy but I gotta do it. What's the point

of this bit again? Alright what do we got? This is a gift for Blake. Oh sweet. Okay. From dad. This is especially from dad. Run the ball guy. Is your dad run the ball guy? Shout out to my buddy Joey for recommending this. Oh my god. He got a little onesie. Little onesie for little Brooke. Oh for the new baby. Yeah. Yeah Is it a boy or a girl have we decided? It's another boy. All right way to go No one wants girls All right, this appears to be a Some kind of a jersey in here as well, what do we got?

This looks like it's from the W. Yeah Some kind of a jersey in here as well. What do we got? This looks like it's from the W. Yep. Who do we got here? Oh nice. Oh a page. Very nice. A page, is it Buckers? How's their season going?

Not good. Not great. One at 11. Not too good. One or two maybe. And I wanted to. Well all that means is that they'll have Thank you.

They'll have a chance to have the first round pick, or the first overall pick in next week's draft. Yeah, isn't the draft coming up? For their fall season. The playoffs will be over soon. Yeah. Thank you.

Their tickets are not cheap. Really? Yeah, that's what I heard. I tried to go kill a weekend day with Brooks. It was like 80 bucks or something to go. And then I scrolled down, they're playing The Fever, and I was like, oh, I might want to see Caitlin Clark. 230 bucks.

At the AAC. Yeah, man. Oh, so it's only AAC because of, I would imagine. Indiana, there's no way they play at the AAC. No, they typically play at. No, but they sell it out. They sell out where they play pretty regularly.

For 80 bucks? Well, I mean, I think that he's looking after at secondhand now. Okay. And it's cause of her, even though I think she got hurt. I think she's back. Kaitlyn Clark is back? No, Payne, she got a pay cushion.

Kaitlyn Clark is back. I saw her this weekend. Just nailin' logo threes, Paige. She got a question. Caitlyn Clark is back. I saw her this weekend. Just nailing logo threes, bro. Anyway, sorry. We got one more gift. Yeah, well we have two. Adam and his wife are known for their chocolate chip cookies, so we eat chocolate chip cookies. Wow. Look at that. Thank you, sir. He's got them wrapped up. Adam and his wife are known for this. That's an odd thing. It's her recipe, but he often does it. Okay. Dude, if you're wrapping up the cookie individually,

that's a level of concern for quality. For preservation, yeah. And if you can see the salt in the cookie, it's gonna be really good. So Jake, we have an ice cream fix. Oh wow. I made you some ice cream. Oh, are you a ninja guy?

No, I'm not, but I'm very jealous of that. So one is pistachio, one is cereal milk ice cream. Oh my God. Food. There's a ice cream called that? Cereal milk? Yeah. That's kinda cool.

It's fantastic. That's a good bit. Oh yeah. Cause what's better than I have an older Cuisinart one, but those creamy, those You know, you shouldn't do that cause it just replicates the synapses

that triggered your alcoholism or something. I should try this. Really? Is it great? Yeah. it tastes like homemade ice cream. That's phenomenal, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks, bros.

Thanks for having us. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, sure. You guys are the best. Hey, Doy, what do you think? This is our show. Glad to be here. Good.

You know, enjoyed it. All right, well, hold on. He didn't say it was good. We will have a show, yeah, that's what I say it was good. We will have a show to it. Yeah, that's what I was looking for. We will have a show tomorrow. Oh, hey, hey, man. It was really good.

Hey, thanks. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Adios. Well, you laid out on that one, didn't you? I'm going to go home for this. Thank you for watching my video. Subscribe and type for my name if you

want to watch more of my videos. I'm getting my virtual work hugs in I need it to hit the front and the back I like to use machines so I don't have to re-rack I have three sets with a minute and a half in between So I look over and see an open fly machine This will be perfect to hit some flies Then I'm approached by some young buff guy He said, Hey McFly Are you done with your set? I said,

No Sid, No Sid Working with me like a gym bro I said no cause I still had 5 sets I was doing 60 and he put it at 286 I'm feeling weak, what the fuck? I think I just got gym-cooked I just wanted to get a pump Now I feel like a chump I thought we'd be cool, but he said no way

He scoffed when he left and said I'm not gay He said, Hey McFly Are you done with your set? I said no seed, no seed Working with me like a gym bro I'm gonna be a good boy Thank you.